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Archive for the Whore Category

2010

21

May

Kate Hudson Whores Out on the Beach cuz She’s a Whore of the Day

Kate Hudson uses any excuse to whore out that she can find. I guess it has to do with her having serious daddy issues from never having a relationship with her biological father…that lead to her having a kid young with some older man, to dating Owen Wilson until he tried to kill himself, to fucking A-Rod after that dick had ventured into many other pussies, but so has her mom pussy, because she’s filling some void, that I assume is partially caused by being ripped open by a baby, but also cuz she never had a dad.

Either way, she’s horny, constantly lookin’ for cock, and here she is on the beach in some shitty new movie she’s filming that I can only assume has to do with getting married, cuz it is called “Something Borrowed”….that she can thank her mom for getting her into…and I’m not all that interested, sure her ass is good, but I don’t really think there’s much else to her, even if those rumors of fake tits are truth…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beach|Kate Hudson|Whore

2010

19

May

Jayde Nicole Still Trying to Get Noticed of the Day

I don’t know what the deal with this trash from Canada is. I know she followed her single-mother’s white trash lead to take her titties to Playboy cuz it pays more and leads to more opportunity than stripping, but as long as she does it when she’s freshly turned 18 so that her youth works for her guaranteeing a spot as most whores only get the confidence to get naked for the world after their other plans in money making have fallen apart and they realize that “it’s now or never”….but instead of staying true to being a bitch who gets naked for money, she started dating some idiot, ended up on a shitty reality shot, and now thinks she’s a fucking TV star, when really she isn’t shit…other than a whore meant to get naked who got diverted…

So when I see the useless cunt showing off a little tit, I like to get the message out that she needs to step up her game and flash some cunt, cuz otherwise no one will notice you in a few months…and this post has been my good deed of the day…helping some trash out when no one else bother noticing her or her cleavage cuz it’s irrelevant anymore…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Playboy|Whore

2010

07

May

Tila Tequila Isn’t Dead Yet of the Day

Tila Tequila bores me. She tries so fucking hard to get noticed, but is so fucking obvious that it’s dull and almost irritating. The only thing she could do to get my attention or make me think she’s got talent is if she staged a live “giving birth” show where she got herself in stirrups and various grown men crawl out of her whore pussy, but until then, she’s just struggling with bottom feeding and holding onto the little fame she has, despite not really having a talent or skill, or any reason for having the little fame that she has, unless you consider breast implants a talent, but I don’t….

Sure her fall from her peak is funny to watch, but irritating to listen to, no matter how “sexed up” her old Vietnamese ladyboy prostitute ass tries to be….there’s so many younger and hotter versions of her who haven’t lost their fucking minds as the public lost interest in her….despite the fact that she even had anyone’s interest was a fucking miracle to begin with, but that probably doesn’t cross Tila’s mind, she’s just been eating up and spat out by hollywood like a child star and has no where else to go, but suicide.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Tila Tequila|Whore

2010

27

Apr

LenAnn Rimes Whores Out in Public of the Day

Here are the self-involved cheating pieces of shit who justify their bad behavior by pretending the power of love made them do it and not by the reality that they just wanted to fuck each other even though they were both married.

You know, one of those situations where two cheaters find each other, and think what they did was ok because they were in it together and don’t bother caring about the other parties they fucked over, emotionally shattered and the kids…because they felt what they did was right cuz both of them did it….and it’s all so happy and candy-coated that they can’t contain their love, they have to kiss each other for the paparazzi to further hurt their exes while reminding the public how in love they were and the real crime would have been not letting this love blossom, but all I see are a couple cheating pigs….evil people who will just end up cheating on each other…cuz that’s how these things work…so they can be as delusional as they want…with this PR love parade…but I know they are a couple of assholes with no morals…and so am I….so ladies if you’re down to be a homewrecker, I’m always willing to let my home be wrecked, not that you can actually consider this a home, it’s more like a garbage filled room that smells like shit…but we can pretend…as long as you don’t look like LeAnn Rimes, cuz my wife may be fat and disgusting, but still better than this inbred looking twat….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Leann Rimes|Whore

2010

27

Apr

Adrienne Curry Bra Flash on Twitter for Attention of the Day

So Adrienne Curry continued her twitter campaign where she posts semi-nude pics of her, and every shitty website, including this one write about it like it’s fucking news. It’s the basic strategy we all know and love where tits get hits. I can’t stand the bitch, I don’t see why anyone would bother wasting their time following her on twitter, but then again, I haven’t quite figured out why people bother following anyone on twitter, it’s like even the most interesting people are boring as fuck on the shit, making me think the only people on the shit are idiots trying to promote themselves or talk to pornstars, like ME ….and totally irrelevant bitches from the first season of America’s Next Top Model and the Surreal Life and a Playboy spread trying to still get noticed….making me hope the person who dies first is her…. I am bored of her, this shit is getting boring and repetitive and if she wants to shock us and get noticed she should post pics of her trying to shover her very Brady husband’s head inside her useless twat..

Posted in:Adrienne Curry|Whore

2010

14

Apr

Coco’s Fat Ass and Puppy of the Day

I remember when there was a debate whether Coco’s ass was real or altered….and after wondering why anyone gives a fuck about Coco, some ex prostitute / stripper who got a full time gig hooking for Ice T, that contributes nothing to the world and is really nothing but dirty, grimey, gutter trash with a dream that involves marrying a rich man and living the good hooker life, like shit was pretty women without the whole designer clothes, cuz you can take a bitch off the brass pole to pay her cellphone bill, but you can’t take the brass pole out of the bitch, not that that makes sense, but what does make sense is that the rest of Coco is pretty fucking chunky, making it safe to say bitch has such a big ass because she’s fat.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Fat|Whore

2010

09

Apr

Avril Lavigne is a Common Whore Making Out in Public of the Day

Like a common streetwhore, Avril Lavigne is taking her sexual business to the backseat of a fucking car. The only unfortunate thing was that these pictures weren’t of her choking on Brody Jenner dick cuz kissing is so fucking grade school….I get that Avril likes to dress like an 11 year old girl who hates her annoying brother, who just got her period, who is dying to get a lip ring and a tattoo but her lame mom won’t let her, but seriously, if you’re gonna stage a publicity stunt make-out session, you might as well make the shit worth laughing at, instead of this bullshit that I call bullshit…..cuz celebrities are hooked on getting noticed and if they really wanted to keep things private, they wouldn’t be doing this to being with….even I know to take my street hookers to the back alley at night where I can hid behind a dumpster so I don’t get busted…so this just proves the entertainment industry is all fucking lies…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Whore

2010

26

Feb

Avril Lavigne is a Greasy Whore of the Day

It’s almost refreshing to see Avril Lavigne not dressed like a little suburban 15 year old teenager who cuts herself and writes poetry about how much she hates the cool kids at her school cuz they don’t get her, but maybe that’s just because I always found teenagers who think they are so smart and that life is so intense while dying their hair multi-color, getting stupid tattoos while learning the guitar to sing about their stupidity. She’s wearing a little black dress, she’s greased up and glistening, has whore make-up and that cheesy stripper chick skunked out hair that makes me know I’m dealing with a piece of white trash from outside of the city who if she gets too drunk will need a place to sleep cuz you’re her responsible new friend who cares about her safety and cuz she likes to get fucked by strangers cuz that’s why she wears such short skirts, crotchless panties and has 3 half-black babies with different fathers….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Greasy|Made-Up|Whore

2010

25

Feb

Kate Moss Classes It Up Despite Being a Gutter Slut of the Day

More people need to die in Kate Moss’ life, because she actually decided to shower, put herself together and look worth licking her thigh up and down before burying myself in her thick model bush I’ve grown to love and fantasize about cumming all over….and all this for a fucking funeral….unfortunately for Kate Moss, the next funeral she may be attending is her own, thanks to the probable HIV from dirty rocker dick and the serious drug use, not that that’d stop me, she’s just so good that I’d still sneak in the morgue to have my way with her before it’s really too late…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Classy|Kate Moss|Whore

2010

16

Feb

Christina Aguilera is a Street Walker on Set of the Day

I always knew she was a whore, but it really solidified when I found out she married that really ugly dude. It was clearly not a marriage of convenience since he is Jewish and you have to work to convert to marry a Jews, like Ivanka Trump and it was obviously not a marriage due to his boyish good looks, I think the only justifiable explanation is that he bought her with all his money. Sure she had enough money of her own to last a few lifetimes over, but there’s no way that this was for “love” or not monetary, because it is impossible to fall in love with something you can’t stomach lookin’ at, but it is easy to pretend you are, for a paycheck, especially if you are a whore….cuz whores love fucking for money…at least that’s what I’ve learned from my experience with whores…which is relatively extensive but mainly on the low end of the spectrum, cuz 50 dollars a cum was always maximum budget…not that you care..

On a sidenote, the only good thing about Christina Aguilera taking up acting in this Burlesque movie, is that it will prove to everyone that acting doesn’t really take talent or skill and that they’ve just been fooling you all these years to keep their club an exclusive one…cuz if every idiot became an actor, none of them would get paid stupid money and the whole industry would go to shit.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Whore

2010

16

Feb

Paris Hilton Still Obnoxious in Her Bikini of the Day

I guess the Valtrex isn’t working too well for Paris and she’s in the state of “Outbreak” because if she wasn’t, I’m sure she wouldn’t a pair thick white shorts with her bikini. She’s a public figure and thick yellow puss and blood stains is totally unacceptable.

The real annoying thing isn’t so much that Paris Hilton is in them, it’s that Paris Hilton is ALIVE in them. Seeing her standing on the bow of the boat like some kind of queen greeting her royal army to let them know the woman who’s honor they are defending, only she’s got know honor, she’s just a common whore who is even better than a common whore, because she’s from a seriously rich family that could have allowed her to be anything, from the top doctor saving Aids babies in Africa to a lawyer, engineer, artist, anything…only she chose to be a professional party slut with herpes and that is some pretty fucked up shit…cuz common whores usually only whore themselves in hopes an agent or rich Oil Tycoon comes along to change her destiny….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Paris Hilton|Whore

2010

04

Feb

Loredana Jolie Ferriolo is a Tiger Woods Mistress With Fat Tits of the Day

This is another one of the Tiger Woods’ mistresses on European TV and she’s got ridiculous tits.

I am pretty fucking surprised that people are still talking about Tiger Woods, or caring what he does in his spare time, if motherfucker was a rapist pill-popping alocholic and still played a good game of golf, it’s actually makes motherfucker even more impressive a player…not that that is the case, but seriously, who fucking cares….If I was him, I woulda been doing the same thing a hell of a lot longer and people need to leave him the fuck alone, cuz marriage is a life-sentence for all parties involved, only for Tiger’s wife, her life-sentence pays for the good life, making her work harder to keep him happy…since the billions of dollars are his, I think dude should be allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants….like European TV, which unlike conservative American shit, posts titties, cuz titties are fucking part of life and should be on TV..and here are the mistresses tits….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:cleavage|Loredana Jolie Ferriolo|Tits|Whore

2010

22

Jan

Lady Gaga When She Was Just a Normal Ugly Whore of the Day

I’ve been saying that Lady Gaga was a fucking scam from day one. I always knew she was just a girl working as an intern at a record company who wanted to be famous….so she did shitty MTV shows. Luckily for her, the label saw the hipster club kid homo crowd needed a mainstream icon to use. So they created her persona, her bullshit story, and capitalized on her insecurity to make her marketable., cuz no one gets famous doing the shit she does, there’s too much red tape and executives that would never buy into her and invest in her.

Every move she made was run by a board of old Jewish men and despite claim to being creative and creating all this, there is a total science behind her and her hit songs.

Unfortunately, even if her credibility is destroyed…it’s not going to stop her or her idiot loser fans cuz people seem to want to believe and like to believe because maybe it gives them hope or an icon in their follower lives.

Seriously, you gotta trust me cuz every Gaga type freak I’ve met at parties over the years has been too drugged out to ever have fame no matter how talented they are at singing, song writing, fashion design…..it takes millions of dollars to make someone famous and no one would put millions of dollars into the freakshow that Gaga is now or claims to have always been…it’s all a fucking lie…just ask New York city club kids from the last 5 years and they will confirm that this bitch was just a nobody who didn’t even go to their parties…who wasn’t in the art or music scene…she just popped out of no where playin make belief….

Hollywood and Entertainment Industry is all fucking lies and bullshit….seriously…

Yes – I know I linked this 2 weeks ago – I am a drunk and forgetful

Here are some pictures of Gaga the other day before her concert looking like total shit…even for Gaga who always looks like shit. I hope this fame thing eats her up and spits her up cuz she is garbage…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bullshit|Fake|Hack|Lady Gaga|Lie|Whore

2010

22

Jan

Stephanie Pratt Whoring Out in a Parking Lot of the Day

You know what the world is missing….more Stephanie Pratt hanging out in parking lots to cocktease us into thinking that will one day be her profession now that The Hills have been replaced by Jersey Shore, MTV just doesn’t realize it yet. Seriously, these idiots are fucking done and I’m excited to replace writing about them, to paying them to rim my asshole for a bag of shitty coke, see I’ve always had a thing for ugly hookers because it makes the whole thing far more believable…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Stephanie Pratt|Whore

2010

15

Jan

Mischa Barton Looks Like a Weathered Whore of the Day

Seriously, I feel like I just threw 5 dollars at this bitch after she jerked me off in a bus shelter, but that couldn’t have been Mischa Barton, Mischa Barton probably still has all her fucking teeth, you know with that whole being a celebrity act she does, and she’s not quite a woman of the gutter yet, but she looks really fucking bad, like her pussy smells and looks like a dying rodents…because it probably does….since this pictures scream that hygiene isn’t really her thing…I guess she’s just practicing for her future career as a crackwhore, I mean if she lives long enough to make it and that makes these pics highly erotic….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Mischa Barton|Whore