The weird thing about Winona Ryder is that she went from doing everyone and everything in Hollywood, from massive movies by Tim Burton like Beetlejuice to Edward Scissor Hands, to every other movie made from 89 – 95….only to disappear…it’s one of those make that money, cash the fuck in and hide.
At the time of her success, I didn’t understand the hype, it was a Jennifer Lawrence, why the fuck does this bitch keep getting work…until I realized under her 90s ill fitting clothing was a set of tits…
Well, she’s the face of Marc Jacobs, which is a weird comeback….and these are the pics…doing what she does best…hiding her tits…
And here she is wearing a bikini in 1990….before instagram bikini whores…when bikini pics mattered…with her tits…25 fucking years ago…
I never jerked off to Winona Ryder….but she is in one of my Favorite Holiday Movies…”Little Women”…
The most amazing thing about Winona Ryder isn’t that she’s fucked half of hollywood in the 30 years she’s been part of hollywood…but rather that she was considered an “it girl” for the longest time…even though we all know her best work was when she was robbing department stores…not modeling for brands sold in department stores….like this one for Marc Jacobs…
I never quite understood her, but then I found out that she had massive Jewish girl tits, and all of a sudden it made sense, despite those tits never been used in movies for good….but I guess saved for casting couches for evil…you know to manipulate the job….
And I don’t understand why they’re still not being celebrated, this is like shitting on 1990…harder than…Milli Vanilli..
Non tits, when you have big tits, especially at 44 when nothing else is really working out for her sex appeal…is a fucking crime she should be arrested for…like it was 2001..
My opinion of this ad is that it’s reminiscent of doing cocaine at Hollywood afterparties…off mirrored tables all these hollywood types have…
This has been a minute in reconnecting with Winona Ryder…
I mean Winona Ryder barely exists and probably is too old to really understand technology or take selfies, but I guess grandma’s everywhere are taking vagina pics now…I wouldn’t know, women die at 30 for me….but it’s not a complicated process….
This is so pixelated and distorted…and really could be anyone – but when I am emailed a tit and told it’s an actor from yesteryear, one of the American Classics, I mean Edward Scissor hands and every single movie in the 90s…25 years ago…I have no choice but to share …not that anyone reads this site, but if you did, you’d appreciate it.
Winona Ryder is on a comeback, after years of living in a cave, after being the hottest thing in Hollywood only to do nothing for a decade or more, apparently, and she’s doing a magazine spread to announce it, a spread where she’s hiding her big tits….and here I am thinking where did she go, I didn’t realize she disappeared…it’s like she never went away…
Wait a minute…Who the fuck is this Winona Ryder…the name sounds familiar…but the face doesn’t ring a bell..maybe it’s the botox…
Remember Winona Ryder, the actress from the 90s who fucked everyone and was marketed as being way hotter than she was…either do I…
But apparently she doesn’t want you to forget her, and she’s done gone posed all slutty for some fashion magazine like it was still the 90s…an era she probably misses every fucking day…because it was an era where she wasn’t seen as some junkie slut who steals…but as some teen heartthrob who needed to be in every movie making bank…
I am all for bitches trying to squeeze into their wedding dresses after drinking a bottle of wine during a mid-life crisis…those girls are easy targets and I assume that is what’s going on here…the ex-hollywood heartthrob version…
It feels like the 90s up in here today….Winona Ryder who would think would look more like the grandmother scene in Edward Scissor hands and less like Winona Ryder….is posing in some silky lookin clothing for Interview like she’s not in her 40s….in fact…like she’s still in her early 20s…and the weirdest thing in all this is that I find her lookin better than she ever did, which is something that never happens, usually, by the 25th birthday it’s all down hill for a pussy, and I give up on them, but for some reason, a reason I’ll call movie magic, botox and good photography, I’m falling in love with Winona Ryder all over again, like she never fell off and is still filled with Johnny Depp, like she never became a criminal and disappeared from the celebrity world.
She’s all lean and lovely…elegant like old hollywood, even if she’s just old and in Hollywood….and .I am ready for the comeback….even if it’s not the sex tape kind of comeback I like.
I always forget Winona Ryder has breasts, mainly because I always forget who Winona Ryder is. It’s not 1994. Who gives a fuck.
If you are in th UK – You can watch her interview by following this link…It will probably make your masturbation to her last a hell of a lot longer…. GO
I always forget that Winona Ryder is busty….that’s probably because I always forget who Winona Ryder is….but I know that there are a lot of you obsessive 40 year old losers who still jerk off to Edward Scissorhands or Beetlejuice like it was still 1992…cuz they just can’t let go….maybe it is because it reminds them of a time when they still had hopes and dreams, when they were young and excited about what life had to offer, before realizing just how much it actually sucks, or maybe they just like jewish celebrity tits that grew old with them….I don’t fuckin’ know or really care….I just know she is spilling out of her shirt….for old times….not that it matters…or that it’s really that interesting….unless you are a diehard fan who just can’t move on with your life….
Apparantly this movie is coming out on DVD and it features some kind of clip of Winona having sex with a Dummy. It was emailed into me as some kind of exclusive, because sex with inanimate objects is kinda my thing, like the other day when I got myself trying to stick my dick inside the toaster because I was drunk and just wanted to feel something down there. Now I’m tending to some crazy burns and blisters that are infected, but have proven to be fun to use as party favors, and by party favor I mean drunkenly expose myself to college girls saying “this is why you should use condoms”, it’s been really successful in getting girls naked, because infected blister dick turns some girls on.
Either way, it’s being advertised on this site in some way, which is pretty exciting because I don’t normally have advertisers and I am sure shit happened by accident because some brown dude who helps me when shit gets fucked up told me to put in this strip of code called Blog Ads that runs ads and if things go as planned people will accidentally buy one every once in the while making me a couple bucks. Blog Ads is the shit that Perez Hilton uses to make something crazy like 45,000 dollars a day, I think it’s made me something like 45 dollars in the 3 months I’ve had it. I’m going to the top, watch the fuck out.
Speaking of Perez, some girl wrote me this nice email:
Nobody knows who you are. You would be lucky to be Perez – he’s wealthy because people find him interesting. He has a big gossip blog because he is an interesting person.
I’m not going into a Perez rant about how uninteresting he probably is, or how all his fame came with media coverage and is the same reason that Marilyn Manson made kids kill in Columbine or Girls have eating disorders or whatever, because idiots need to do what they are told by the media. So if you’re reading this, you know my feelings about Perez, but telling me how much cooler Perez is than me, is fuckin’ with my self esteem a little, it’s like when you’re fucking a hot chick who you want to marry and she cheats on you with some asshole who drives a Porsche or some shit, because you can roll up to the drive-in on your skateboard. Actually, I don’t never had any self-esteem to begin with, because I am realistic and know I suck at life, I also don’t have money, personal hygiene, self discipline, much of a personality, talent or any food in the fridge, but that’s more my wife’s fault, she likes eating.s
