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Archive for the Workout Category

2010

20

May

Eva Mendes Shitty Workout Gear of the Day

I am one of the many people who like seeing Eva Mendes in movies because she always gets naked and has great tits while doing it, but I guess like a typical spic stripper, she likes to leave work and spend her days off in the biggest pair of sweatpants her drug dealing black boyfriend can buy her, cuz she figures she doesn’t need to sex shit up if she’s not getting paid and unlike the average girl who likes looking good, hot, or tight bodied, she gets all the in the form of men throwing 10 dollars a song at her, only in Eva Mendes’ case, she’s making a lot more than 10 dollars a song, even if that’s all her work is worth, but you can’t blame her for that…but you can blame Hollywood…

There no reason she should ever think going out and working out dressed like this is appropriate…bitch needs to give us a little more…cuz I’m sure there’s a raft or empty truck container filled with immigrants ready to do her job…who may even be coming to America because they saw that she made it…and she’s letting us all down.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Eva Mendes|Workout

2010

26

Feb

Some UFC Fighter Working Out Nude Viral Video of the Day

His name is Chuck Liddell, he is some UFC fighter and here he is working out with his wife naked, and the only thing I found interesting about the whole thing is that he actually has a wife.
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Some UFC Fighter Working Out Nude Viral Video of the Day

His name is Chuck Liddell, he is some UFC fighter and here he is working out with his wife naked, and the only thing I found interesting about the whole thing is that he actually has a wife.

I know the whole UFC thing is pretty fucking cheesy and the people involved are alpha males who like to kill and conquer with their bare hands, on some primal shit, but at the same time like wrestling and choking out their half naked homies and I am convinced that this is gay porn for straight guy who doesn’t know he’s a homo.

Either way, here’s the video of him and his wife in a naked workout that I can only assume is released as some publicity stunt…they are saying for Reebok, which gives me hope corproate brands realize that nakedness on the net gets views….
I know the whole UFC thing is pretty fucking cheesy and the people involved are alpha males who like to kill and conquer with their bare hands, on some primal shit, but at the same time like wrestling and choking out their half naked homies and I am convinced that this is gay porn for straight guy who doesn’t know he’s a homo.

Either way, here’s the video of him and his wife in a naked workout that I can only assume is released as some publicity stunt…they are saying for Reebok, which gives me hope corproate brands realize that nakedness on the net gets views….

Posted in:Chuck Liddell|Nude|Workout

2009

11

Nov

Audrina Goes Shows Off Her Moneymaker in Tight Pants of the Day

I thought Audrina was a retard, you know dumb as fucking shit, but at least she realizes that her body is all she has going for her and that it won’t last forever so she better work that fucking thing out as hard as she can to overstay her welcome just a little bit longer and the sad thing about this is that she’s got more to offer the world than I do, mainly because she has a pussy and a dream, usually a good combination to get things done and here are pictures of her in tight pants that show off where her legs end and that money making pussy of hers starts.

Pics via INF
And Pics via Bauer
And Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Gym|Tights|Workout

2009

12

May

Hilary Duff in Some Workout Gear of the Day

If you’re wondering how Hilary Duff’s been staying in good enough shape to put up with the Hockey Team gangbangs her boyfriend puts her through, you know because she’s in love with him and understands that as a jock, he has obligations to his team, to build a sense of family in sharing everything he has with them, she’s a real trooper and here she is in some gym clothes leaving the gym where she spend the better part of two hours doing squats to stretch her asshole out.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Workout

2009

26

Mar

Fergie’s Legs Go on a Fitness Hike of the Day

Fergie’s not the rock hard body she used to be. I call this the marriage workout. She can finally kick back and take it easy and tell her husband that she was out exercising, meanwhile she’s just planning on gaining enough weight for her husband to regret ever marrying her.

Maybe this low intensity working out, is because her heart is so wrecked from her meth addiction, but I have a feeling that whole meth addiction was bullshit, because I know meth addicts and the last thing I expect out of them is a successful music career and happy, rich, full life, I just expect the scabs and premature death. Maybe Fergie knew someone who did meth and she smoked a hit once but didn’t inhale, but no meth addicts succeed, no matter how many days they stay up jacked and ready to work….because their idea of work is painting their one room apartment black and similar insanity.

Either way, she doesn’t look hot, but she’s hotter than my wife, so I’ll post it.

Posted in:Fergie|Hike|Legs|Workout

2009

24

Feb

Kim Kardashian Pretends to Workout of the Day

Kim Kardashian played make-belief yesterday when escorting her boyfriend to the gym. This was probably the first time this pig made it passed the front door because every other time she tried to go, she’d end up at the ice cream shop, but I guess since it’s the off season and she’s actually gotta spend time with her athlete boyfriend, she’s got no choice. The good news though is that he just makes Kim Kardashian stand 10 feet in front of the treadmill and bend over a little in her spandex, because it makes him run at her faster, since that shit is addictive to black men and he wants to mount her like they were an exhibit at the fucking zoo.

BONUS – Some Pics of Her Lookin’ At Her Ass after her rough workout.

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian|Tits|Workout

2009

19

Feb

Kim Kardashian in Some Workout Gear of the Day

You always see Kim Kardashian out in work out gear, you’d think she was trying to convince herself that if she puts on the clothes she’s halfway there to actually breaking a fucking sweat and getting her dumpy fucking body into some shape. Who knows, maybe on her intentions are legit and on her way to the gym, you know after telling herself that “today is the day”, she just gets sidetracked when she sees an Asian manicure place and by the time they are done on her mangled feet, it’s too late to work out, I mean especially since you don’t want to ruin the pedicure in her gym shoes, so she goes out for ice cream instead. You can’t really blame her for getting poor Asian women up on her shit and grinding her toe nails down, because she’s tried to do it herself but she just can’t seem to reach her feet, her gut gets in the fucking way.

Either way, she should probably be the one tending to a challenging foot, because god knows she needs the cardio.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pedicure|Spandex|Workout

2009

07

Jan

Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Ass Fighting The Fat of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is constantly out fighting her her obvious fate as a fat Southern mom and grandma, by the looks of these pictures of her working out, her ass is winning. Kinda like her vagina won in the fight to lock Ryan Phillippe down by getting pregnant during a drunken hook up while on the Cruel Intentions set, but they aren’t together now, and either is her new boyfriend and his one true love Heath Ledger, so I guess things that aren’t meant to be just find a way to not be, and soon she’ll be trading in these workout pants in for a pair of elastic band jeans from the plus sized store but not to work out in, just to walk around in, because that’s what happens when they don’t make clothes in your size. Just ask my wife..

Posted in:Mom Ass|Reese Witherspoon|Spandex|Workout

2007

16

Aug

I am – Nicolette Sheridan’s Red Lycra Pants of the Day

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I am pretty sure these are old, but they were sent into me and I had no choice but to post them because her ass looks amazing and they remind me of some chick that I just saw walking with her annoying 15 year old son. I assume that she was a trophy wife who has some really rich husband and spends her days at the gym fucking the fitness trainer, at the hair salon talking to her fag stylist about giving blowjobs, at the day spa yelling at her masseuse about rubbing her down harder, at home yelling at the maid about cleaning better and at the cook about using more low-fat ingredients because the shit he’s cooking doesn’t fit in with the South Beach Diet her nutritionist put her on. The benefit of making a life out of being vain and self absorbed and superficial was that her ass was probably one of the most solid asses I’d ever seen and I tried to let her son know that he should be jerking off to her while she’s out at the pool and not trying to land blowjobs at his Jewish summer camp because she is that good.

When I finally made eye contact with the kid, I pointed to his moms ass and gave him the thumbs up hand signal. He just gave me the finger and went back to his phone conversation. I guess he hears about how hot she is everytime his friends tell him how bad they want to fuck her, or how they end up hanging out with her instead of him anytime they go over. The reality is that she is probably the only reason he has friends.

So seeing Nicolette Sheridan’s fit ass is just an extension of this celebration of bitches in their 40s who still have it going on enough for you to rub one out to, even though your desperation leaves you rubbing one out to pretty much anything with a vagina, including your fat neighbor who likes to garden in short shorts…


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Posted in:Ass|Fit|Lycra|Nicolette Sheridan|Spandex|Unsorted|Workout