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2014

27

Oct

Xenia Deli Shoves her Bra for New Yorker Lingerie of the Day

Xenia Deli is some model who is ridiculously hot, but also is shoving her bra full of chicken cutlets to look like she’s got tits…for some lingerie company I’ve never heard of, but that I would want to lick off of her…no matter how long it would take for the acidity in my saliva to melt away her panties…I am willing to commit, because I am equal part pervert and unemployed…who has all the time in the world to show her that taking off her panties can be way wetter, rash inducing and pleasurable at least for me, if she just lays back and lets me put it to work…

Here are those catalog pics.

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2014

10

Oct

Gavin Bond’s Xenia Deli and Sloveig Mork Pics of the Day

His name is GAVIN BOND and either he’s a great photographer or he gets access to babes like one of the best out there, Xenia Deli…

Sure Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…but the only meat sandwich I want when looking at her is hiding in her panties…a sandwich I would eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a fucking snack. I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before, but it’s friday and when a babe is named after a DELI, I have limited options…I mean why am I even writing anything about her – just look at the fucking pics asshole – that is why I posted them.

Her friend’s name is Sloveig Mork..another insane name for an insane body…I mean I love these immigrant girls…especially half naked.

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2014

19

Aug

Xenia Deli in Lingerie of the Day

One of the hotter models out there is Xenia Deli. I just don’t think the industry has really eaten her up as much as she’d like, or really as much as I’d like, because she’s a serious fucking babe. Far more impressive to look at than I’d say 99 percent of working models, actors or really anyone. The kind of girl you look at and think her existence is unfair because she’s almost flawless, and the only real angle you have to tease her is her name, since it reminds you of a sloppy, meaty, greasy pussy…but when attached to this, it’s the kind of panty deli you would bury yourself in…making her just an immigrant angel sent from heaven, who should be doing classier campaigns that whatever this low level stripper/sex shop looking garbage is…

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2014

27

May

Xenia Deli is my Favorite Model of the Day

Xenia Deli is a pretty amazing model from some third world country that I would like to think she escaped in some Cold War movie storyline that involved climbing Siberian mountains, and dealing with American spies with her vagina, that is probably more of a “she’s hot, sign her, book her on jobs, get her a work visa, find her a rich American Husband, Greencard that ho”….

Not that she really needs to be booking jobs, since the work she does for her instagram for free, is all she really needs to be doing…all day, everyday…..from this angle…good times.

Seriously…

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2013

27

Dec

Xenia Deli in Some Boring Half Naked Catlog Pics of the Day

Xenia Deli is in a bikini catalog…and she’s wearing a bikini in said catalog…just her, a white background, a bikini and photoshop…boring as shit..it’s like throw some props in this motherfucker…add some drama or theatrics cuz girl in front of white wall wearing anything or nothing is fucking garbage….even when the girl is fucking fantastic…

I only post this shit to remind myself that even good things can be horrible…

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2013

26

Dec

Xenia for Some Christmas Themed Bullshit of the Day

Here’s a boring shoot of a girl named Xenia who I assume is Xenia Deli because there aren’t that many models named Xenia who I like looking at half naked…usually trying to figure out if Deli is a nickname she got after a photographer saw her unwrap that meaty sandwich in her pants…but that’s probably not what happened at all…but luckily we’re all allowed to have dreams….what did happen is they had her posing with some wrinkly faced bitch to either make herself look better, or as part of a make a wish foundation, ultimately, who fucking cares…not me, even though you’d think I did, based on the fact I just posted this shit.

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2013

22

Oct

Xenia Deli Covered in Mud of the Day

I am a fan of XENIA DELI , even if I don’t really know anything about her, other than that her name is silly and reminds me of a vile meaty vagina sent from middle aged mom hell to make me question my sexuality one night when too drunk to say no to the frilled meaty discolored disgusting….because the pictures of her in this C-Heads shit, along with every other picture of her, make me realize I’d get down with this even if it had a dick…cuz sometimes there’s that grey area of tranny, where they look so good despite the dick, that you just have to close your eyes and go for it, not that Xenia Deli is a tranny, but if she was, I’d like her pictures just as much as I do right now…

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2013

14

Oct

Xenia Deli for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

The only think I want at this Deli…is the Deli meat she’s got hiding in her panties she’s being paid to wear…I mean that or the pepperoni she’s got shining through the bra’s that they didn’t photoshop…reminding me of the Sears catalog back in the 90s when it was all I had to masturbate to…before a time when photoshop erased everything that makes a model an actual woman…instead of some computer generated barbie doll weirdness that masturbating to is like masturbating to a fucking video game or comic book drawing…something I am sure you are all fucking used to…because you are creeps…but I guess so am I…just in different ways…possibly even more criminal ways…we are so the same…aren’t you glad we are friends….

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2013

12

Sep

Xenia Deli for Max Magazine of the Day

It’s funny that every flight attendant I’ve ever had has been a 60 year old unionized worker who can barely be called a worker because she’s too busy complaining and gossiping about her co-workers with her other co-workers she’s catching up with because they haven’t been on a flight together in a few weeks or months…and gossip is what brings people together….

Making anyone trying to sexualize flight attendants like it was the 60s and we were allowed to sexually harass and objectify women, you know make them suck our dicks and get naked to get menial jobs other girls were competing for in the man’s world…a world we lost to feminists…

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