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2016

11

May

Xenia Deli’s Naked Beach Shoot from Last Year of the Day

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Xenia Deli, the Jewish Meat sandwich named model who is probably not Jewish…is not as famous as she should be…

She’s 27, on the tail end of her career as a model, and the biggest thing she’s done to date was a Bieber video, where she pretty much simulated sex with him…

But other than a few catalog shoots, she never quite HIT big….and probably never will, but that doesn’t mean she’s not as good as a good sandwich..or that I wouldn’t want to eat her sandwich or that she’s not willing to get sand in her sandwich when you use sandwich as a reference for cunt.

These are old pics…but they are lovely because they are naked attempts to hit big before she’s forgotten…she’s worked too hard to get to this point…can’t give up now…

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2016

23

Mar

Xenia Deli Hot Model Lingerie of the Day

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Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…in her panties…not that she’s Jewish because she’s from Eastern Europe / former USSR, where the Jewish had to denounce being Jewish otherwise they would get killed off…

She is and owns the best meat sandwich I want dripping off my face when looking at her is hiding in her panties…panties I would take off with my mouth, and she’d probably let me, since despite being one of the hottest, she’s never quite make it like her sex working sisters Irina Shayk…and all other Russian models…I have no idea why, especially with the name Xenia…you’d think nerds everywhere would buy into this…like I have…not that I ever feel like a nerd, I’m more of the coolest person wherever I go while everyone else are fucking losers, who looks homeless and unshowered so I keep it on the downlow..

Not that this is about it, it’s not, it’s about perfection in the form of this deli meat…

These pics are for something called “Design Scene”…

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2016

15

Feb

Xenia Deli Eats Herself Out of the Day

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Xenia Deli been around for a while, but I saw her big break while getting a lap dance at a strip club a few weeks ago, when their background video wasn’t the usual porn, but rather music videos set to the song they were playing…and Xenia Deli’s song happened to be one of Bieber’s songs….and she’s pretty much fucking him in video, which would make it safe to assume she’s fucked him in life…and when you’re some immigrant model naked after a place where meat runs rampant…in what could be your big break piggy backing on the massive pop star…you do what you gotta…

You see, she’s from a place where hotter women then her are sold and traded for less than she makes an hour, making her a bit more grateful in her life, being the different kind of prostitute, the better kind of prostitute…who does it on her own terms because she is considered a model…which to rich guys, is interchangeable..and when it looks like this, it should make you want to be a rich dude….

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2015

28

Dec

Xenia Deli Dancing for Love Magazine of the Day

Xenia Deli is one of the hotter models, or was one of the hotter new faces, over a decade ago before instagram decided who the next hot new faces were, when actual immigrants somehow worked their way into random campaigns, in her case nothing substantial ,but lingerie and swim, never getting very famous, but bringing the world a bunch of e-commerce catalog pics….

Now all modeling is some rich kid with the right family system in place, you know famewhoring parents who will hire a staff to help famewhore their daughters, because their kids have the same morals and values as their parents, and think being famous is SUPER important…

I don’t know where Xenia Deli is from, she’s been around for a while though. I don’t know what rich guys she’s fucked, or “dated” as the sugar babies like, but her name being DELI always reminds me of an old fat Jewish men with mustard stains on his shirt fresh after a lunch meeting…eating loose meat sandwiches, which I guess could be code for PUSSY…a pussy you’re probably not rich enough to eat.

Love Magazine keeps bringing the videos for their Advent Calendar that has nothing to do with Christmas, but everything to do with December…

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2015

06

Mar

Xenia Deli in Underwear of the Day

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Xenia Deli is a model that consistently reminds me of a roast beef sandwich pussy…for obvious reasons…her name is fucking Deli..which I guess also reminds me of old fat Jewish men with mustard stains on his shirt after a lunch meeting…and what it comes down to, when you look like Xenia, her name doesn’t matter, and even if it was a name she got for having a meaty pussy, I would be still down in eating it, or having it smother me and rock back and forth on my face..dripping off my chin and onto my shirt…because pussy is created equally…and I love all pussy…even the gross ones…not so much the infected ones, but in my old age I’ve realized…a slit, or a mangled fleshy mess…is still a fucking pussy and when it comes to fucking pussy…its all fucking great…

Here she is in Calvins.

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2014

27

Oct

Xenia Deli Shoves her Bra for New Yorker Lingerie of the Day

Xenia Deli is some model who is ridiculously hot, but also is shoving her bra full of chicken cutlets to look like she’s got tits…for some lingerie company I’ve never heard of, but that I would want to lick off of her…no matter how long it would take for the acidity in my saliva to melt away her panties…I am willing to commit, because I am equal part pervert and unemployed…who has all the time in the world to show her that taking off her panties can be way wetter, rash inducing and pleasurable at least for me, if she just lays back and lets me put it to work…

Here are those catalog pics.

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2014

10

Oct

Gavin Bond’s Xenia Deli and Sloveig Mork Pics of the Day

His name is GAVIN BOND and either he’s a great photographer or he gets access to babes like one of the best out there, Xenia Deli…

Sure Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…but the only meat sandwich I want when looking at her is hiding in her panties…a sandwich I would eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a fucking snack. I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before, but it’s friday and when a babe is named after a DELI, I have limited options…I mean why am I even writing anything about her – just look at the fucking pics asshole – that is why I posted them.

Her friend’s name is Sloveig Mork..another insane name for an insane body…I mean I love these immigrant girls…especially half naked.

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2014

19

Aug

Xenia Deli in Lingerie of the Day

One of the hotter models out there is Xenia Deli. I just don’t think the industry has really eaten her up as much as she’d like, or really as much as I’d like, because she’s a serious fucking babe. Far more impressive to look at than I’d say 99 percent of working models, actors or really anyone. The kind of girl you look at and think her existence is unfair because she’s almost flawless, and the only real angle you have to tease her is her name, since it reminds you of a sloppy, meaty, greasy pussy…but when attached to this, it’s the kind of panty deli you would bury yourself in…making her just an immigrant angel sent from heaven, who should be doing classier campaigns that whatever this low level stripper/sex shop looking garbage is…

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2014

27

May

Xenia Deli is my Favorite Model of the Day

Xenia Deli is a pretty amazing model from some third world country that I would like to think she escaped in some Cold War movie storyline that involved climbing Siberian mountains, and dealing with American spies with her vagina, that is probably more of a “she’s hot, sign her, book her on jobs, get her a work visa, find her a rich American Husband, Greencard that ho”….

Not that she really needs to be booking jobs, since the work she does for her instagram for free, is all she really needs to be doing…all day, everyday…..from this angle…good times.

Seriously…

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2013

27

Dec

Xenia Deli in Some Boring Half Naked Catlog Pics of the Day

Xenia Deli is in a bikini catalog…and she’s wearing a bikini in said catalog…just her, a white background, a bikini and photoshop…boring as shit..it’s like throw some props in this motherfucker…add some drama or theatrics cuz girl in front of white wall wearing anything or nothing is fucking garbage….even when the girl is fucking fantastic…

I only post this shit to remind myself that even good things can be horrible…

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2013

26

Dec

Xenia for Some Christmas Themed Bullshit of the Day

Here’s a boring shoot of a girl named Xenia who I assume is Xenia Deli because there aren’t that many models named Xenia who I like looking at half naked…usually trying to figure out if Deli is a nickname she got after a photographer saw her unwrap that meaty sandwich in her pants…but that’s probably not what happened at all…but luckily we’re all allowed to have dreams….what did happen is they had her posing with some wrinkly faced bitch to either make herself look better, or as part of a make a wish foundation, ultimately, who fucking cares…not me, even though you’d think I did, based on the fact I just posted this shit.

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2013

22

Oct

Xenia Deli Covered in Mud of the Day

I am a fan of XENIA DELI , even if I don’t really know anything about her, other than that her name is silly and reminds me of a vile meaty vagina sent from middle aged mom hell to make me question my sexuality one night when too drunk to say no to the frilled meaty discolored disgusting….because the pictures of her in this C-Heads shit, along with every other picture of her, make me realize I’d get down with this even if it had a dick…cuz sometimes there’s that grey area of tranny, where they look so good despite the dick, that you just have to close your eyes and go for it, not that Xenia Deli is a tranny, but if she was, I’d like her pictures just as much as I do right now…

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2013

14

Oct

Xenia Deli for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

The only think I want at this Deli…is the Deli meat she’s got hiding in her panties she’s being paid to wear…I mean that or the pepperoni she’s got shining through the bra’s that they didn’t photoshop…reminding me of the Sears catalog back in the 90s when it was all I had to masturbate to…before a time when photoshop erased everything that makes a model an actual woman…instead of some computer generated barbie doll weirdness that masturbating to is like masturbating to a fucking video game or comic book drawing…something I am sure you are all fucking used to…because you are creeps…but I guess so am I…just in different ways…possibly even more criminal ways…we are so the same…aren’t you glad we are friends….

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2013

12

Sep

Xenia Deli for Max Magazine of the Day

It’s funny that every flight attendant I’ve ever had has been a 60 year old unionized worker who can barely be called a worker because she’s too busy complaining and gossiping about her co-workers with her other co-workers she’s catching up with because they haven’t been on a flight together in a few weeks or months…and gossip is what brings people together….

Making anyone trying to sexualize flight attendants like it was the 60s and we were allowed to sexually harass and objectify women, you know make them suck our dicks and get naked to get menial jobs other girls were competing for in the man’s world…a world we lost to feminists…

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2013

29

Jul

Xenia Deli is Amazing for Instagram of the Day

Xenia Deli is an amazing kind of Deli, much better than the Jewish Deli where the balding fat woman picks at your sandwich as she makes it…because this Deli has a meaty panty sandwich I want to eat as if it was an all you can eat buffet, where the other Deli, just gives me diarrhea.

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