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2013

27

Dec

Xenia Deli in Some Boring Half Naked Catlog Pics of the Day

Xenia Deli is in a bikini catalog…and she’s wearing a bikini in said catalog…just her, a white background, a bikini and photoshop…boring as shit..it’s like throw some props in this motherfucker…add some drama or theatrics cuz girl in front of white wall wearing anything or nothing is fucking garbage….even when the girl is fucking fantastic…

I only post this shit to remind myself that even good things can be horrible…

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2013

26

Dec

Xenia for Some Christmas Themed Bullshit of the Day

Here’s a boring shoot of a girl named Xenia who I assume is Xenia Deli because there aren’t that many models named Xenia who I like looking at half naked…usually trying to figure out if Deli is a nickname she got after a photographer saw her unwrap that meaty sandwich in her pants…but that’s probably not what happened at all…but luckily we’re all allowed to have dreams….what did happen is they had her posing with some wrinkly faced bitch to either make herself look better, or as part of a make a wish foundation, ultimately, who fucking cares…not me, even though you’d think I did, based on the fact I just posted this shit.

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2013

22

Oct

Xenia Deli Covered in Mud of the Day

I am a fan of XENIA DELI , even if I don’t really know anything about her, other than that her name is silly and reminds me of a vile meaty vagina sent from middle aged mom hell to make me question my sexuality one night when too drunk to say no to the frilled meaty discolored disgusting….because the pictures of her in this C-Heads shit, along with every other picture of her, make me realize I’d get down with this even if it had a dick…cuz sometimes there’s that grey area of tranny, where they look so good despite the dick, that you just have to close your eyes and go for it, not that Xenia Deli is a tranny, but if she was, I’d like her pictures just as much as I do right now…

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2013

14

Oct

Xenia Deli for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

The only think I want at this Deli…is the Deli meat she’s got hiding in her panties she’s being paid to wear…I mean that or the pepperoni she’s got shining through the bra’s that they didn’t photoshop…reminding me of the Sears catalog back in the 90s when it was all I had to masturbate to…before a time when photoshop erased everything that makes a model an actual woman…instead of some computer generated barbie doll weirdness that masturbating to is like masturbating to a fucking video game or comic book drawing…something I am sure you are all fucking used to…because you are creeps…but I guess so am I…just in different ways…possibly even more criminal ways…we are so the same…aren’t you glad we are friends….

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2013

12

Sep

Xenia Deli for Max Magazine of the Day

It’s funny that every flight attendant I’ve ever had has been a 60 year old unionized worker who can barely be called a worker because she’s too busy complaining and gossiping about her co-workers with her other co-workers she’s catching up with because they haven’t been on a flight together in a few weeks or months…and gossip is what brings people together….

Making anyone trying to sexualize flight attendants like it was the 60s and we were allowed to sexually harass and objectify women, you know make them suck our dicks and get naked to get menial jobs other girls were competing for in the man’s world…a world we lost to feminists…

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2013

29

Jul

Xenia Deli is Amazing for Instagram of the Day

Xenia Deli is an amazing kind of Deli, much better than the Jewish Deli where the balding fat woman picks at your sandwich as she makes it…because this Deli has a meaty panty sandwich I want to eat as if it was an all you can eat buffet, where the other Deli, just gives me diarrhea.

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2013

26

Jun

Xenia Deli’s Meat for VS Pink of the Day

My favorite thing about Victoria’s Secret Pink is that it is the brand’s gateway lingerie company.

It’s the Marijuana of panties, you know the one that gets them in when they are young because it is accessible and barely illegal. It always leads to the heavier shit that is more addictive and offers a lifetime of commitment and disappointment…you know the heroin of panties….

It’s what they use to seduce the kids in, with product that parents are not disgusted by, that look cute. You know nothing crotchless or lacy here…but that will allow these kids to know nothing but Victoria’s Secret into their adulthood…It’s just clever shit and they are using Xenia Deli as one of their models, which I guess is a good decision, because she’s amazing to look at, and anything that gets her half naked…even if it’s the tame collection from a brand that is overly Christian friendly, despite being owned and run by the Jews…like Christmas….all nipples and vagina photoshopped out…I’ll still stare and wonder what went wrong in my life, and what went right in Xenia’s life, that made her impossible for me to by 10 dollars a minute to on a webcam site like all the other Cold War Boomers from behind the Iron Curtain.

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2013

24

Jun

Xenia Deli in Maddam Underwear of the Day

Xenia Deli makes the best sandwich…all she has to do is pull down her panties and squeeze and shit looks like a nice no carb, loose pile of meat I can suck on all day until it melts in my mouth, or we both get a rash from the friction…

Not that I know what her pussy looks like, I just don’t know where else to go with a hot bitch named Deli, I just try to make sure it is somewhere that is not near her eyebrows, cuz those things, are a little too intense for me, like they have a life of their fucking own….while the rest of her is just amazing enough to ignore the weirdness and more importantly be angry she’s making it as a model, because models all end up with Adam Levine and not in your car sucking your dick for 50 bucks…like they should.

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2013

11

Jun

Xenia Deli Modelling Underwear of the Day


The best deli meat around is in the panties of Xenia Deli, but unfortunately she’s been cast by Victoria’s Secret, instead of some obscure porn producer who has her spreading her vagina for the internet, because Victoria’s Secret photoshops the vagina definition in her panties, making her deli meat just a figment of my imagination, which in some cases, especially during a herpes outbreak, is a better look for panty meat…

All this to say. She’s lovely, making moves, and I support her decision to go corporate. Support, I am sure she doesn’t give a fuck about..

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2013

14

May

Xenia Deli in Shitty Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day

Xenia Deli is my favorite Deli, the kind of Deli I’d like to visit twice a day, you know to lick the salami sandwich in her panties, especially when looking at pics of her wearing panties, not that there’s much competition in terms of Deli’s I visit, because they are all run by fat, greasy lookin’ dudes who make me want to throw-up while eating the sandwich they made me, knowing that they probably didn’t wash their hands after taking a huge deli worker dump….so she’s a great looking girl, easy to look at and to compare to other delis, but the fact is, these catalog shots fucking suck even if she’s half naked in it.

I mean she’s hot, but there’s something creepy about a woman with her nipples photoshopped out. Just ask Angelina Jolie and her Zombie tits.


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2013

17

Apr

Xenia Deli Models Bathing Suits of the Day

I’m into the sandwich from this deli, you know the one in her bathing suit bottoms, all juicy and meaty and probably aged properly, because it takes work for a sandwich to be perfected, and it takes work for a sandwich to get to a level that other sandwiches don’t get to, you know getting paid to model that sandwich, for brands of all sizes and magazines, because a lot of hot girls would kill for this job, girls even hotter than this Deli, but for some reason her sandwich made it to the top, and I think it has to do with letting a lot of connected men taste it along the way….but I could be wrong.

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2013

18

Feb

Xenia Deli for Hanky Panky of the Day

I have had sex with different girls in Hanky Panky underwear over the last few years….they like it because it doesn’t leave any underwear lines…I like it because it means I am about to have sex with a girl who was wearing Hanky Panky underwear…and if that wasn’t exciting and perfect enough, the company, who has already done so much for me…by wrapping the vagina I eat up….has put Xenia Deli in their underwear catalog shots and she’s fucking rockin’….the kind of deli panty sandwich meat I’d like to eat all day…. you see what I did there? Exactly…

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2013

04

Jan

Xenia Deli Sexy in Lingerie for Max of the Day

Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…but the only meat sandwich I want when looking at her is hiding in her panties…panties she’s shwoing off her amazing body in for some magazine photoshoot that excites me…partially cuz I am easily excitable…but mainly cuz she’s fucking amazing to look at….more girls need to be her…stupid names don’t matter when you’re built like this…seriously…her name could be PILE OF SHIT…and I’d still want to jump in….

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2012

16

Oct

Xenia Deli for Sports Illustrated South Africa November of the Day


Xenia Deli, was born October 27, 1989 in the Republic of Moldova (south of the Ukraine). She stands 5 foot 7 and dreams of one day becoming successful model.

Looks like she made it….I mean unless you think SI South Africa doesn’t count as an actual model job cuz only 5% of their population can afford to buy the shit…..or because it is not the American SI, but instead the licensed brand name for obscure markets that don’t impact the American brand name….like a younger, uglier step cousin that makes way less money and has way less social impact in the world///

That doesn’t mean this Xenia Deli is not making moves…..and not lovely to look at…if anything I predict the hype she gets from this will get her in the American issue in a few months….working her way from the bottom up….but unfortunately not doing it via my penis…cuz she’s a babe….

Here are the pics….

Here are the other bargain basement, fresh face, new models trying to one day be in SI America…but settling for SI international….so SI America notices them….while all that matters is that I notice them….


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2012

21

Aug

Xenia Deli for Buffalo of the Day

Xenia Deli is awesome…and the most unfortunate thing about this shoot is that it is for Buffalo, a Montreal company, and I loive in Montreal, making me think they may have flown her in to shoot this, and I totally missed the opportunity to crawl up the fire escape of whatever hotel she was in to jerk off to her while she slept, as I lke to do with low level models with crazy names from other countries who are trying to make it in America the best way they know how….

She’s good. Even if Buffalo sucks.

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