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2022

11

Feb

Zoe Kravitz Topless of the Day

Here’s Zoe Kravitz showing you that she’s a serious actor by getting naked, which is a good way to show people you’re a serious actor, even though we all know that acting is a fucking joke….

But playing the artsy, serious performer, who deserves to be taken pretty seriously….which is pretty easy to do to…

Step 1: Have really rich and famous parents….and grandparents….so you get your foot in the door.

Step 2: Dress weird and go to hip fashion events and look at the paparazzi with serious artist like faces….you know like you’re always depressed or about to cry…..

Step 3: Get your parents to introduce you to the right people to build that portfolio..

3 steps to being cast in some NETFLIX propaganda about an agoraphobic during a COVID pandemic…which is exactly what we fucking need being forced into agoraphobia by the powers that be stealing us of OUR SOULS…and FREEDOMS….but not all of our SOULS…some of us don’t consent to evil and REBUKE it….Zoe Kravitz is likely not one of those people.


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2021

01

Oct

Zoe Kravitz Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Not that you care about my opinion of celebs, since I’m not some insider with any insider info, and I just talk shit without really knowing what I am talking about, because I don’t google any of this shit, and it’s not really any facts included in anything I saw on this shit…which is too bad, I mean it’d be far more rewarding if my efforts had some level of meaning, even if nothing is meaningful, but I basically just report NONSENSE badly, thanks to having an inability to write and no real journalism skills…NO STORIES BROKE HERE…except a sex tape or two 15 years ago…

Over the years, I’ve hated on Zoe Kravitz because I found her to be a typical hipster rich kid artist trying to look poor, or be too cool, like she’s deep or meaningful, when really she’s just some rich kid with generational wealth, because her dad, who’s penis you can see if you google it, or if you’re some hot young model who likes 90s rockers who are still in good shame…but yeah her dad Leonard’s parents were Roxie Roker (AL Roker’s cousin and neighbor on the Jeffersons)…and some TV producer we’ll aassume is rich….and her mom Lisa Bonet who was Bill Cosby’s favorite….I made that up…but is now Jason Mamoa’s favorite since they’ve made babies together….not that this is some Ancestry.com bullshit…

This is rather some hot topless bullshit…to say that I don’t hate on her for being a hipster, or an artist, or a fake artist, because celebrity children are my fetish an they can do no wrong, especially when topless…PLUS…I don’t mind her acting, I saw her in some shit recently that I don’t remember and she was as good as anyone else since acting requires no effort or skill…but MOST importantly…SHE IS TOPLESS…TITTIES!


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2020

08

Jan

Zoe Kravitz Nudity of the Day

Zoe Kravitz Nudity

Zoe Kravitz used to annoy me with her Bohemian artist act. Her stick and poke tattoos. Her dreaded hair that you know she was playing up….she was a rich kid born to a rich and famous dad who was born to a rich a famous mom from The Jefferson’s….this is generational entitlement and to play it up like you live in a beach shanty, that you love crystals, that you juice only the best vegetables from your off grid garden was beyond fucking pretentious.

But I’ve seen her in movies and tv shows and I find her hot, so I am all for her rise to the top….even if her start was lame as shit….plus I used to jerk off to Lisa Bonet on The Cosby Show and Diff’rent strokes so in ways, I like to think I am Zoe Kravitz’s dad. You never know, maybe my sperm was that powerful.


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2019

17

Dec

Zoe Kravitz Nude of the Day

Zoe KRavitz Nude

I don’t know where these are from but Zoe Kravitz had a role in some movie where she gets naked and shows off her tits and ass on camera. Period.

In conclusion, I spent years and years hating on Zoe Kravitz for being this annoying rich kid, super pretentious all because of who her parents are and I found the whole thing cheesy as fuck. I thought her trying to be high concept or bohemian hippie like she wasn’t Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz daughter obvious and obnoxious…but I’ve seen her in a few things and she is a fine actor and despite only being cast because of her last name, she brought it…and for that…I no longer hate her, or find her irritating and will look at her nude scene with acceptance..because life is about GROWTH…and learning that not all things that seem bad…stay bad…

For the record, that doesn’t mean she’s not some spoiled entitled twat.

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Zoe KRavitz Nude

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2018

30

Oct

Zoe Kravtiz Naked for Rolling Stone Magazine of the Day

Zoe Kravitz Nude Nipples Rolling Stone Wet T Shirt

Zoe Kravtiz is naked in Rolling Stone, she’s emulating her mother’s famous Rolling Stone shoot you probably remember because you’re in your 50s and know who Lisa Bonet, one of the Original Cosby Girls, is…you know back when Cosby was medicated women to fuck them, even though they would have fucked him regardless, people are impressed by celebrity….and apparently celebrity children.

I am sure she has a lot to say in her interview in a Magazine I am surprised still exists…because rich kids always have so much insight on thee way the world works…

I don’t know what Zoe Kravtiz has been up to other than getting nude in this magazine, I don’t watch her every move, but probably could on social media… because I have found her Olsen twin level of weirdness irritating. She acted bohemian and down to earth, while we all know her dad Lenny is some rich Jewish dude who has given her everything she’s ever wanted, and that her mom has probably done the same, assuming she made money on Cosby, it was a hit show…or at maybe made money from her marriages…as women do…

So seeing a rich kid making it when her parents are famous is zero impressive….

Her getting naked or half naked showing her nipples is a good way to counterbalance that….but I am pretty sure we’ve seen her naked before…she’s been playing the hippie internet feminist for a while now.

But it’s still nips in a wet shirt and that’s great enough…which isn’t saying much because I find most things with tits great.


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2018

13

May

Zoe Kravitz Hard Nipples of the Day

Zoe Kravitz Hard Nipples in a Tight Green Shirt

Zoe Kravitz is the worst. I mean I am sure there are worst people in the world than her…but whenever I see her pop up, I instantly think to myself that she’s the worst…

She’s a Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who I guess is 1/2 black by having two half black parents.

She has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, or fashion influencer, or an actor, while acting all cool or arty…

BUT SHE LOOOKS LIKE SHIT….not in a racist, she’s 1/2 black from two 1/4s black, because that’s not the kind of redneck I am..

I just see pretentious, vain, disgusting…celebrated by the media because people love celebrity kids…and nipples or not she’s trash…expensive trash trying to be high brow trash…but still trash..

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2018

28

Feb

Zoe Kravitz See Through Shirt of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is the worst. I mean I am sure there are worst people in the world than her…but whenever I see her pop up, I instantly think to myself that she’s the worst…

She’s a Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who I guess is 1/2 black by having two half black parents, making her some accessible Black Panthher….

She has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, or fashion influencer, or an actor, while acting all cool or arty…

But she’s just a rich kid, the media or anyone who works with her just love celebrity kids, they write about how cool her style is, or who she is fucking, like they are celebrities of their own…but instead are just the worst kind of mooch….

But then again, her dad was a mooch too, his parents were rich and famous, before he was dating models and pulling his dick out on stage while singing annoying music…so I guess the cycle just continues….

While her mom was the skinned bitch from the Cosby Show you may have masturbated to cuz she was the more accessible character on the show for the racists appalled a black family could be on TV, or be doctors, like you were Bill Cosby with less ‘ludes…

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2016

27

Dec

Zoe Kravitz Boring in a Bikini of the Day

Zoe Kravitz is the worst. She’s just some Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, or an actor, while acting all laid back, maybe even a bit of a hippie, or counter culture, despite just being a rich kid…..

The media loves celebrity kids, they write about how cool her style is, or who they are fucking, like they are in fact celebrities of their own…and all it took was some rich kid turned rockstar dad to knock up some light skinned bitch from the Cosby Show you may have masturbated to cuz she was the more accessible character on the show for the racists appalled a black family could be on TV, or be doctors, like you were Bill Cosby with less Qualudes…

So she’s on the beach in a bikini, in Miami where I assume she was raised….because she’s been getting in bikinis forever, long before she blocked me on all social media, because rich kids can buy anything they want, and remove anything they don’t want, like a Mexican with a blog writing “show me your 50% white anus”….

Merry Christmas…oh right she’s jewish (the wrong half)….unless Bonet converted…who cares…here is her body. Objectify her.

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2016

11

Apr

Zoe Kravitz for Matt Jones of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is the worst. I don’t know why she bothers me so much, it’s not a racist thing, and let’s be real, she’s barely black…both her parents were half white, accessible, Jewish people in the entertainment industry, in an era where it was easier to get work being accessible, white / jewish black…than black…

In fact the only interesting thing about Zoe Kravitz is that her her grandmother on her dad’s side was the Willis’ black wife on The Jeffersons…that was the last generation of people with actual substance in her family deserved attention.

Whether her genetic composition is more white than black or not, doesn’t matter…because what matters is that she’s a spoiled brat rich kid, who was raised by these self involved parents who tried so hard to be spiritual and have depth, because as you know, these celebrities being in the entertainment industry alone makes them vapid cunts and all the other soul searching they do in their identity crisis is just superficial, pretentious bullshit…

Meaning, Zoe Kravitz didn’t have a chance, she was raised so alternative, to come across as this cerebral, artist, bullshit…as she tries to be an actor, model, personality…artist…but she’s really just a rich kid with a trust fund, spoiled as fuck…it’s not really her fault she’s annoying, but at least in her hipster quest to have depth her family pretends to have in their mansions…she shows nipples….and that’s pretty solid…if it’s the only thing she’s really given us that matters…

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2016

14

Jan

Lisa Bonet and Zoe Kravitz Together for Calvin Klien of the Day

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This is the celebrity / model equivalent of getting a lap dance from a mother/daughter dancing duo, who realize that alone they aren’t that great…but together they give fantasies, to those of you who like to fuck a woman and that STD she shat out of her vagina 9 months after being cummed inside, once that STD grows up to be an annoying, spoiled brat…

I actually know a lot of guys who have fucked women, then their 20 year old daughters, or vice versa, it’s more common than you’d think…and I guess it happens in “hollywood”…not that Lisa Bonet or Zoe Kravitz are hollywood, I mean Cosby Show and that other show with Dwayne Wayne haven’t been on TV in 25 years…while Zoe Kravitz is just some rich kid who benefitted from her mom and probably more her dad’s career..so that she doesn’t have to work and all this is just “fun”…or as her pretentious trying to be a bigger deal with a higher purpose than “connected rich kid”…her “art”…it’s laughable…but at least they are getting PAID..bro..

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