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2008

Feb

Bad News Monday – Server is Broken

It turns out that my site officially has full blown AIDS and not just HIV anymore. It’s like one of those right of passages you don’t really look forward to but know will happen eventually….and it is all because I cut corners 2 years ago when I made the move to wordpress from blogger and hired some dude from India for about 40 dollars to make the beautiful site you see today. It was a hack job that has finally caught up with me….

I don’t know how long it will be before the site gets back up and running normally because I don’t know any web designers or programmers

Just Keep Coming Back Because I need You….That’s What Friends are For…

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2008

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I asked a dude from Brazil who emailed me if I would get killed if I visited his country – this is his reply

Sorry but believed to be talking with people educated, Webmaster, my email is normal, and if you come to Brazil you will not be dead, you are being aggressive on me and my country. I do not know where you are but the problems that happen here, occur throughout the world, and if you come to Brazil will be very welcome. Take my existing on your site, and is more polite to people you get there. Thank you

This commentary is bad taste and offensive to me and my country. I think if sent to the Federal Police, Brazilian Consulate to you explain these offensive words OK?

Here are my links…

Some Hip Hop Star Doing an X-Rated Photoshoot Video….With Some Hoes…That He Actually Licks…
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Nicole Richie’s Breast Feeding Tits
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Sine Chick Named Jaime Koeppe Running Around in Her Thong…
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Here’s an Insane Webcam Chick’s Ass in Action
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Some Club Sluts Being Drunken Club Sluts
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Some Song About Tits
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Posh Spice is at a Project Runway Fashion Show
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Rihanna is Dressed Like an Alien
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Some Hot Brazilian Girls in Bikini Tops Dancing Video
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Ginger Spice Wearing a See Through Bra
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More Pictures of Ginger Spice Falling Out of Her Dress
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Dude Getting Kneed in the Nuts Weirdness
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Some Stripping Army Babe for the Troops in Iraq
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Jessica Biel and Her Boring Tits at some Awards Ceremony
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Heidi Klum’s Hot Ass in Denim
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Drunk Party Sluts to Bring in the Weekend Because You Are Too Ugly to Get In Clubs to Witness it Yourself….
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Here’s Some Man Vs Girls Gone Wild Video that Sucks The Life Out Of You
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Here are the Best 50 British Boobs
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Here are the Hottest Women in Sports Gallery
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Here is Some Insane Avalanche Footage to Celebrate Winter!
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Adrianne Curry does a Nude Girl on Girl Photoshoot
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You Would Fuck These Pictures of Jenna Jameson But That’s Just Because You’d Fuck Anything
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Here are Playboy’s 25 Sexiest Women
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Amy Winehouse Fixed Her Missing Tooth
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Here’s Some Lesbianism for the Night…
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Pat O’Brien’s In Rehab….
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More on the Edison Chen Sex Tape Scandal Bullshit
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Kirsten Dunst May Not Actually Be in Rehab
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Here is Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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This Dog is Pretty Stupid…But Probably Smarter than Me
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Here Name is Veronica Zemanova Half Naked Lookin’ Hot
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Some Old Britney Spears on the Beach in a Thong
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Paris Hilton Admits to Getting Facials…
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Some Blond Fingering Herself
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Lance Bass Says All Britney Needs is Justin Timberlake…
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2 Hot Sluts on the Beach Together
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Webcam Girl Dancing Around in Her Underwear Because She’s a Slut
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Here Name is Eve Wyrwal and She’s Supposed to be the Next Big Thing…and I am Talking About Her Tits
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Some Amateur Sex Video
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Paris Hilton’s PR Guy Is Fucking Creepy Lookin’
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Here is Some Wrestling Chick Doing What Wrestling Chicks Do and That’s Get Naked
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Myleene Klass and Her Ass in a Red Dress
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Some Phoebe Price Bending Over Cleavage Action…
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Here Are a Whole Lot of Naked Chicks
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Heidi Klum Does Sit Ups in a Short Dress on the View
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Some Hot Ass Girl Grinding Up on a Pole
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Sarah Silverman Makes the List of Stuff White People Like
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Its fun to watch BMXers eat shit
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Kelly Rowland Got Breast Implants Because She’s Tired of Taking the Back Seat to Beyonce and Tits are the Easiest Way to Try to Forget You’re Useless By Drawing Attention to Yourself….
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Here’s Some Pretty Artistic Dirty Dancing
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Some 2006 Maxim Hometown Hottie Was Found on Myspace….
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Here’s Another Wrestling Diva in a Lingerie Photoshoot
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Some Fat Chick Showing Off Her Pussy
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Some Slut and Some Foot Fetish Pictures
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FROM THE FORUM

T.I. – Urban Legend
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A whole Lot of The Roots cds
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Hole – Live Through This
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Ozzy – Blizzard and Diary
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Dropkick Murpheys – Live on St. Patricks Day
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Cake – B Sides and Rarities
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Paul Oakenfold – Greatest Hits and Remixes
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Felix feels herself part2
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Maxim Oct. 07 pdf
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Armand Van Helden – GhettoBlaster
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Underworld – Second Toughest in the Infants
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Peaches – Impeach My Bush
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Stereolab – Anthology
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Get Some Porn…Because You Don’t Masturbate Enough…
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Use This To Increase Your Chance in Getting Sex…Because You Masturbate Too Much
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Go Here To Find Girls to Fuck Because You Masturbate Alone Too Often….
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2008

Feb

Charlize Theron is Acting a Fool at Harvard of the Day

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So Charlize Theron won a Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year award from Harvard Theatre troupe and she seems to have drank a little too much at the ceremony and is acting a fool and I find it hot. I guess what it all comes down to is that I never went to the circus growing up and have always felt like I messed up so I have a fetish for girls who don’t take themselves too seriously and dress like clowns. It’s like the time I was all about the girl who spray painted herself gold and stood still all day on the street corner pretending to be a statue who would break into juggle every time someone would throw change in her bucket…..

I think the amazing thing in all this is that Harvard has enough power to honor someone with an award and have them actually show up to accept because if I set up an award system on this site I can guarantee that none of the winners would come to the ceremony to accept the award. I guess that has something to do with not being Harvard but may also have to do with having the ceremony in my bathroom while taking a shower, but that’s just because it’s the only place I get alone time in my shitty one room apartment. It’s really where all the magic happens. My naked fat body on my imaginary stage talking to the mirror…I should set up a webcam in that shit and let you in on the fun. Homo.

Related Posts:

Charlize Theron’s Got Cleavage
Charlize Theron’s Got Hard Nipples
Charlize Theron in a Bikini at the Beach

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2008

Feb

Kat Von D is a Tattooed Jew Hater of the Day

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I wasn’t too surprised when I heard Kat Von D Hates Jews , but that’s just because I hate tattooed bitches and feel like if they feel the need to do this to their bodies they have to either hate themselves or hate society and are probably part of some kind of Neo Nazi group that meet in church basements to discuss how to win the white power back. I am sure that amongst the mess that is her body and that reminds me of my highschool notebook that I would use to write obscenities, draw retarded doodles of girls getting huge dicks in their asses amongst other shit instead of getting an education resulting in a jobless life of writing a website no one reads between binge drinking sessions, sure it’s not all that bad but I could of been a doctor and doctors get to see all kinds of pussy…even the kind that people don’t normally want to see.

All that to say that Kat Von D may be denying these accusations of her hating on the jews but I guess it would be a bad PR move to admit she wants Jewbags to burn in hell considering the industry she is working in is run by jews….These are some pictures of her at some event looking like a disgusting racist mess disguised as some alternative model clown who’s daddy didn’t love her enough forcing her to destroy her body to get attention by being so different because body art isn’t art it’s a cry for help…..

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2008

Feb

Britney Spears Has a Crazy Panty Upskirt of the Day

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So people think Britney is crazy enough to be committed, but not crazy enough to keep committed and I am okay with that because I don’t really care either way. I am selfish like that. I do know that if she dies I will miss her flashing me but that’s just because my life is pretty boring and looking at celebrity underwear and nipples passes the time, especially when the celebrity is someone I wanted to fuck when she was wholesome and 18, not that I wouldn’t fuck her today, but every time I see her flashing, I think she’s doing it for me and that God answered my prayers, it just took him 10 years to get it done, but he got it done nonetheless and I guess I have no choice to admit that Britney’s demise has made me found Jesus. The real one.

Either way, here is Britney in a luxury car with a pack of smokes and showing off her underwear, some of my favorite things so if that is crazy, then everything I want in life is crazy and maybe I should be the one committed. I guess the fact that I pull out my dick in public while screaming obscenities about being rape before falling to the ground speaking in tongues while convulsing in busy intersections helps my case.

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Britney Spears in a See Through Halter Top
Britney Spears Isn’t Crazy She’s Just Embarrassed of Her Poor Dad
Britney Spears is Wearing a Bra
Britney Spears Nipples in a See Through Shirt

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2008

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Models Promote Valentine’s Day of the Day

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< Valentine's Day is my favorite time of year....to dump whoever I am dating at the time. Not that that is a real issue right now because I am married and bitch pays my rent and shit so I can't really walk away otherwise I would end up back on the street because working isn't for me...so I have to suck it up and make a card out of construction paper like I did back in grade school and I have to write out shitty poetry professing my love that I don't really feel but the lie helps me get through another year while remembering a time whenever Valentine's Day rolled around I'd end whatever I had going one with whoever I had it going on with, even if it was just with a regular hooker, just because I thought it was a funny thing to do and funny makes life more fun.... So girls get all worked up wanting gifts and love and dinners and perfumes and lingerie and chocolate to make them feel beautiful and appreciated for the day...to make them feel appreciated for giving you the honor to enter their sacred pussies, a pussy so sacred that they'd let any random dude they meet at the bar up in it for the night to feel wanted and all that fucker has to deal with is buying her a couple drinks and maybe cleaning up her puke after he'd done and doesn't have to put up with all the day to day shit that you do.... Either way, Victoria's Secret knows that they are designed around the perfect Valentine's Day gifts and here they are with their models Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart and Karolina Kurkove trying to milk it more than they already have since it's pretty much the foundation of what they do...I don't know if that made sense, but it did to me and I guess that's all that really matters since writing this site is pretty much the same thing as talking to myself and that's because no one reads this shit and I don't really blame them. Cuddles.

Related Posts:

Selita Ebanks in a See Through Beater
Karolina Kurkova’s Ass in a Thong
Karolina Kurkova in a See Through Dress
Karolina Kurkova Riding a Bike

Posted in:Bras|Izabel Goulart|Selita Ebanks|Unsorted|Valentine's Day

2008

Feb

Olivia Munn for Complex in a Bikini of the Day

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I know that I pick up Complex for the articles (about me) but it turns out they’ve gone out and done a photoshoot with Olivia Munn so maybe you should pick it up for the pictures.

This is an ego post because I was mentioned on Olivia Munn’s show “Attack of the Show” and I was mentioned in Complex Magazine as the one of the Men of Next Year . Now neither have made me any fucking money or landed me more traffic but I figured that Olivia Munn are being brought together by destiny.

The funny thing about destiny is that it doesn’t exist, it is just a good tool to trick girls into thinking you are a romantic and they’ll either accept a date with you or call the police and issue a restraining order. The good news is that girls are romantics so they usually accept the date after you claim that you are connected at the soul and were lovers in a past life and tell her how good it is so good to finally come together again, even though that shit would creep me the fuck out if the tables were turned….

So once you are in the same room as a bitch you need to get her pregnant by association. That means throwing cum at her and hoping some of it sticks in the right places, because she may not have all that much of a career but she’s richer than me and despite the homeless fecal artist down the street being richer than me at least Olivia Munn has a house and hotter body and I am superficial like that. Plus moving into the homeless fecal artist’s home under the overpass wouldn’t be so good in the winter and her always smells like shit…

So Olivia Munn, If you’re out there….We are connected at the soul. Let’s do lunch and rekindle our love. So Much has happened since I saw you 4 lives ago….but give me a couple week’s notice because i need to start milking myself like the lactating woman, otherwise my plan to K-Fed you will never work….since I’m kinda impotent

Check Out The Olivia Munn Interview and Pictures at Complex
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2008

Feb

Fergie Flashing Her Ass at a Black Eyed Peas Event of the Day

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I don’t know why seeing the Black Eyed Peas performing together reminds me of some tired reunion tour I accidently stumbled in on at some dive bar after a night of drinking rubbing alcohol and juice just to see if it made me go blind…but it does. I feel like they all aged 20 years in the last year of doing their solo careers and that these almost 40 year old motherfuckers are up on stage trying to be down, for their audience of 40 year olds reliving the glory days.

I guess none of that matters, because Fergie has been stickin to the gym and is showing her ass on stage and that never gets old, even if she does. I am talking about expecting to see a 65 year old Fergie in about 5 years on stage pissing herself like she was in her heyday only I’m hoping she’ll be showing more pussy lips….because by then she’ll probably have gone through with the full surgery and it won’t just be the empty scrotum that it is today. That was a Fergie is a Man joke that probably didn’t work. Just in case you were wondering.

Bonus: Some Fergie Upskirt Pictures from The Superbowl showing us that she Probably Doesn’t Have a Penis…

Related Posts:

The Fergie Sex Tape that Isn’t a Fergie Sex Tape
Fergie’s Panty Leak
Fergie Doing a Period Pants Crotch Grab

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2008

Feb

The Paris Hilton Generation Booty Shake Video of the Day

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This video was sent to me and it’s a couple of girls who look like they are between 15 and 19, but for the sake of this post, it was their 18th birthday last week, not that I should worry about posting illegal kiddy porn shit since it is hosted on YouTube making YouTube the kiddy porn peddlers and not me.

Either way, they are doing a booty shake to the song Put it in Your Mouth like they are in one of those hip hop music video that they were raised watching and they are showing off their panty asses like it aint a thing and that’s the kind of liberal thoughts I like seeing the girls of tomorrow have, because let’s face it, there’s no big deal in showing some ass but the girls of my generation seemed to think there was, but that probably just had something to do with me repulsing them.

Teenage pregnancy may be an epidemic today because of Jamie Lynn Spears and the movie Juno, but it was around back in my time, I just wasn’t the one knocking the bitches up. So I guess we shouldn’t blame Paris Hilton and her sex tape for sluts of tomorrow and we shouldn’t be blaming hip hop for objectifying women, we should just blame digital video cameras and the internet for making the sluts more accessible to us, and by blame I mean write a letter thanking the companies for making is possible.

BONUS (That isn’t really a bonus) – Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton slutting out in a club in Boston like the cokewhore that she is….you know letting her little push up bra wearing tits bust out of her dress while holding a mic like we care what she has to say….or sing…or do whatever the fuck this waste of space is doing…..

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2008

Feb

Jesse Metcalfe from Desperate Housewives Gets Punched in the Face Video of the Day

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I am the kind of guy who says inappropriate shit at bars all the time and I am usually too drunk to fight back so I just end up looking like this Jesse Metcalfe bitch after he gets punched in the face only I’ve never really gone down no matter how drunk I’ve been or how hard I’ve been hit. I have had fractured sinuses and noses and I have a numb spot in the top of my forehead from a time a bouncer 4 times my size took out his 10 dollar an hour rage on my face because I tried sneaking a pitcher of beer out of the bar when they were kicking me out for something I did but don’t remember doing because I wasted…..I guess the funniest thing about this is that Jesse Metcalfe girl fight is that these dudes spend so much time in the gym to get their muscles and six-packs but are still fucking pussies when it comes down to it. So the designer gloved pretty boy who is pretending to be a gangster by defending Taryn Manning’s honor when he should really be helping her by giving her acting lessons, hits Jesse Metcalfe in the face. I bet things get awkward when they run into each other at the beauty salon to get their manicures, fake tans and nails done…..

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