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2013

10

May

The Highlight of the Week….of the Day

Hands down, the hightlight of my week was watching Farrah Abraham, teen mom, squirt in her sex tape …..I was given an EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF HER SQUIRTING ….and I haven’t stopped watching it, 5 days later….

It is the only thing that Matters….

Sure, I’ve been doing this internet blogging thing for a long time, and yes it is more humiliating of a job for a grown man than driving around in a Mini Cooper.

So Yes, I know the way this industry works. I know that everything is a lie. That all the backstory is just bullshit. She was offered money to shoot a porn, they decided to hire a pornstar to shoot it, and market it as a sex tape, all shocking and people paid attention because we like watching broken girls who we know for not fucking, start fucking.

She was a broken teen mom to begin with, I mean 90 percent of teen moms I know become hookers, strippers or pornstars. She kinda set herself up for it, or more importantly, the relative who taught her how to squirt when she was 8 years old, leading to her life of sexual deviance did.

She’s not that hot, her implants are shit, her face is busted and semi retarded looking which I don’t mind, cuz I love watching retards fuck, and her story line is such bullshit, it’s almost hilarious, but her little body taking it up the ass is magical. She knows what she’s doing…..

Farrah Abraham will not be the next Kim Kardashian, a good thing for us but maybe not for her. This will not end up being a gateway performance to more TV shows. All this is is the first porn, the million dollar cash grab, that will become a regular thing, because guess what, she’s done it once, it’ll be easy to do it again and right now she may not be the biggest thing in entertainment, but I’m sure her DVD is selling better than all the other porn chick DVDs….

Here’s the SFW trailer for my friends at ROMANCEBEAT

Click here to see my Exclusive more HARDCORE SQUIRT FILLED CLIP

It’s totally worth it…..fuck watching my clip go BUY THE DVD …this is the kind of thing worth going back to old technology for just to put it on your shelf next to all the sex tapes before it…

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Farrah Abraham doesn’t matter, she will be forgotten, even if her amazing porn lives on forever, but I say let’s give her those 15 minutes, her squirting makes her worthy….


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She’s better on mute, except when she begs for dick in her ass. Her pussy is less battered than an actual pornstar, despite being a mom, she’s skinny and what better way to celebrate mother’s day….

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Sex Tape|Teen Mom|Week in Review

2013

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Every time I leave my house…I fall in love with at least 5 asses in leggings, jeans, short shorts or workout gear….these hot asses are everywhere, they are between age of 18 and 50 and because of them I am forced to masturbate…since I don’t have a hot ass at home to fuck, the ass I have is shit covered because she’s too fat to wipe properly….

Today, I’ve been masturbating to this video all day…

I should be masturbating to the NETFLIX OF PORN’s 6 day promo where you get 50 free minutes when you sign up. And you don’t need to give them your credit card. It’s worth it….

But I’m more into Anorexia today….Here are some stepLINKS….

Helen Flanagan’s is Good at Posting Her Big Tits on Twitter – Next Time Less Bra
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Ke$ha is Busting Out of her Thigh Highs
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Girls with Squishy Parts!!
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Some Jailbait Showing Off her Titties
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Courtney Stodden’s Awesome Cameltoe
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Carey Mulligan’s Creepy Photoshoot
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A Bunch of Random Celebs Came Together to Mouth the Words of a Dying Kids Song….Such a Generous a People Those Celebs are…
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Some Babe Modeling Half Naked With Big Tits
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Jennifer Aniston in a Tiny Dress
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Ass Fuck Time. Porn Star Or Big Ass, Who’d You Rather?
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Sky Diving Onto a Slip and Slide
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20 Best GIFs of Models Winking…
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15 Sexy GIFS
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The Turkey Dictator
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Regular Clothed Girls Sitting on Vibrators REading Books
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What the Fuck is This Weird Hippie Freak Shit – Hilarious…
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Some Hot Bitch from Social Media You Can Go Stalk
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Zoe Saldana Hard Nipples
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So Many Pics of Maria Menounos On Set
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Kendall Jenner Bikini Photoshoot
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Some Ellenie Performing in her Underwear
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The Hottest Celebrity Mother/Daughter Pairings of All Time
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Fuck Mother Earth
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Her Name is Jess Davies – She’s Busty and Taking Off Her Bikini Top
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Busty Fucking Asian Nude!
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I Don’t Know Who Kayla Collins Is But She’s Hot
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Butter Face of the Day
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Thick Bitch in Workout Gear…Getting Naked…For the Chubby Chasers…
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Top 10 Tits Of The Week
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Michelle Keegan is the Sexiest Woman on Earth – Apparently
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Worst Movie Moms Ever
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Tickled Til he Faints
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It’s the Anus Monster
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Hot Girl – Sweaty Asshole
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11 Year Olds Playing Metal
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Lindsay Ellingson’s Victoria’s Secret – May 2013 Pics
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Stoned Golden Retriever
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Some Throwback Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pics
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Old Pics of Famous People
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Wheelchair Bound Kid’s Workout
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This is Some Cleveland Shit
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Spycam in the Dressing Room
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Lesbian Sex!
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Some Amateur Babe Masturbating….
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This 60 Pound Pornstar is AMazing
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Bi Sexual Amateur of the Day
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Delivery Guy’s Surprise Finger Bang
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Arab Girl Gets Fingered
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Mom Shoves a Remote in her Cunt
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Pornstars and Party Girls
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No Contact Orgasm
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The Most Ravaged Vagina You’ll See Today….
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Rap Music, Short Wearing, Big Tit Blowjob
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

May

Ashley Tisdale Has Tits in her Bikini while Tanning of the Day


Holy shit….Ashley Tisdale…..what’s going on here….

It looks like she’s got this thing finally figured out. You know how to work her average at best in real life terms and ugly as shit in hollywood terms face….and that’s strip the fuck down….

Her fit body, and push up bra bikini, making her look like she’s got some C cups, is the fucking answer…

Instead of nose job, she needed a boob job, to remind us that a busted down face doesn’t fucking matter….

These tanning pics of her, all staged and shit, work for me, cuz from the neck down, she looks like she’s won…as much as someone like her can win….


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

10

May

Raquel Pomplun is Playmate of the Year 2013 of the Day

Her name is Raquel Pomplun and she was just announced as being the Playmate of the year for 2013….and no one gave a fuck…because Playboy has fallen off harder than Hefner’s ability to get an erection….

and issue that has lead to him choosing the worst fucking bitches ever to be in his magazine, TV show, and whatever else he touches….thanks to the internet, Playboy and the glory days that made him a fortune are over….I mean I doubt he even knows where he is at the event….

Here are a bunch of pictures of her….none of them naked…because Playboy is evil and will sue me…and I’m not into that over nonsense sluts who just got titled a title that no longer means anything to anyone but a few strippers with a dream.

Posted in:Raquel Pomplun

2013

10

May

Audrina Patridge Cheesy Bikini Pics in Tahiti of the Day

Audrina Patridge may be a fucking gutter pile of shit of a human….she may have done nothing of substance or value to society….she may just be filler silicone filled garbage dump of shell of a human….who sold her soul to be on some shitty MTV show because it was better than being a hooters girl….and now she lives a better life than any of us….and has a great body living it…..How can you not be a fan….

I don’t know what these pictures are from, but I do know they are like the annoying engaged couple pics you see on people’s wedding sites, all cheesy and humiliating as fuck, as they pretend to be so in love….even though we all know it will end in divorce…or if we are lucky, murder suicide!!


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Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2013

10

May

Brooke Candy Flashing Her Underwear of the Day


Brooke Candy is some stripper rapper chick who is more of a novelty act that anything of value….

She’s brought such classic annoying hits like “I wanna fuck right now”….

For some reason, the hipsters are all about her, so it is only natural that someone like Terry Richardson would start shooting pics of her in her underwear….but with a face like this…he should be shooting pics of her getting fucked up the ass and choked out….you know the natural progression of strippers with dreams of fame….a career in porn…cuz she’s not hot….

But I’ll still watch her pull her shit…I like sluts especially when they’re trying really hard while saying “I don’t give a fuck”… to be different….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Brooke Candy

2013

10

May

Kate Upton for Vogue June 2013 of the Day

Kate Upton is so overrated that talking about how fat and overrated she is is already played the fuck out….you know what more can be said about a doughy looking sloppy 19 year old, who got popular for having abnormal sized tits, that I always knew the rest of her would catch up to, but I guess no one cared about that, because we are an instant gratification generation, who can’t bother worrying about her weird gut and hips, and saggers while still teen, they just wanted her cleavage….

I guess every generation needs an Anna Nicole Smith….busty and fat….I don’t know why we’d need that…but her viral success that’s got her up in fashion magazines like Vogue….tell me a different story…

I’ve always been the guy to say leave the pig in the barn, even when everyone else says, bring the pig out, dress her up, put some lipstick on her, and let’s have a good old fashion pig gangbang.

I’m right and doing the right thing, the humane thing, but they are the masses and they are loving this pig, eagerly waiting hard to have sex with the pig….in an “if everyone’s doing it” kind of way….while I’m happy to sit this one out and be the outsider on this one….

Even if this pig everyone wants a piece of happens to be a busty model making millions…maybe I’m the idiot…but I stand by my morals and values…

All this to say, thank god for photoshop….If you know what I mean….

Here is the video…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

10

May

Kirsten Dunst in her Underwear on Set of the Day

Here are some seriously shit quality pics of Kirsten Dunst on her movie making comeback tour – on the set of Anchorman 2 – and she’s in her underwear….at least that is what I am told…it looks more like some weird looking dress , or maybe some vintage lingerie that she got back when her career was relevant, 50 fucking years aog….

It’s the kind of underwear that you’d think that I can’t really masturbate to….but luckily…I can masturbate to anything…especially a silly toothed, big titty, mental health issue ridden, addict who was once an “It girl” everyone loved, despite her inability to shower, who is still trying despite being old, tired, damaged and in pixelated lingerie from another era…..

If you throw it my way, if I’ll take on that masturbation challenge….it’s the only thing I know.


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Posted in:Kirsten Dunst

2013

10

May

Barbara Palvin’s Behind the Scenes Lingerie Pics of the Day

I guess this Victoria’s Secret recruited 18 year old from a Eastern European country, that I can only assume is part of the human trafficking trade, because how else does an 18 year old girl from an Eastern European country end up in America working for top brands….I mean all the Eastern European girls I know are on webcam sites hiding their bruises while being watched by their handlers so they don’t cry for help…..

Whatever the reason for Barbara Palvin, she’s here, she’s not all that hot, she’s modeling for Intimissimi Lingerie, because I guess Victoria’s Secret likes to share her, you know lend her to other companies, to build her resume and portfolio and fanbase, before locking her down, and these are the behind the scenes pics. Inspiring. I know.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

10

May

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Behati Prinsloo Half Naked Pics for Social Media of the Day

Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel posted these pics to their instagram and the world liked the shit out of them because Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel are big fucking bikini and lingerie model stars….that all the 17 year old girls and white trash women who shop at Victoria’s Secret look up to as idols….”look there it’s the girl in the store in the bra i’m wearing paw”….you know real important idols because the world needs more bitches trying to get fit and half naked…rather than wanting to achieve other things in life that actual matter….and that works for me…because I like half nakedness on babes…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Miranda Kerr

2013

10

May

Kylie Minogue Slaps Her Own Ass on Twitter of the Day

Kylie Minogue posted this stupid picture of her slapping her own ass, in what I call Technology making triplet fantasies come true for those bitches who aren’t triplets but who you wish were, except there’s not enough eating herself out or fucking herself with a strap on to really make it count…remember it’s not incest if you’re from the same litter, it’s masturbation and it is definitely not incest if you were photoshopped to look this way….

Boring, I know. Posting it anyway. Deal.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2013

10

May

Catherine Zeta Jones and Rooney Mara’s Lesbian Kiss of the Day

This clip is from a movie called Side Effects, that Rooney Mara gets naked in ….but that more importantly…Catherine Zeta Jones tongues.

It may be acting, but I believe their pussies are dripping while shooting this, it makes it better that way. You know, all crazy bi-polar chicks are sexual deviants…it’s all part of their insanity…which is why if you ever get a chance to fuck a bi-polar, do it, it is a lot of fucking fun…even if you may fear your life at times dealing with their crazy….Schizo’s are pretty fun too, it’s like an orgy, multiple people in the body of one person, that sometimes starts out normal, moves onto baby voices, turns into a sexual porn chick dirty talker, and ends up crying like an abused puppy, all in the span of 15 minutes. Fun.

Either way, I guess this was the natural progression for Zeta Jones, you know since she is married to ELLEN….

Posted in:Catherine Zeta-Jones|Rooney Mara

2013

10

May

Some Model Named Cecile Naked for Purple of the Day

Fashion magazine PURPLE.fr put out these pics of some model named Cecile, and they are quite lovely…because they remind me that fashion magazines trick girls who would never really be getting naked in pictures, like if I asked her to get naked for pictures for me, she’d say no, but when these magazines come along, they think “opportunity, I am the next kate moss, here’s my pussy, do you need me to spread it”…..and I love it….meaning I need fashion magazines and the fashion industry more than I need porn…because the fashion magazines get the thin, hot girls who would otherwise never be naked, naked….and that’s what I fucking live for…

Posted in:Cecile|NSFW

2013

10

May

Lily Aldridge in Some Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Here are some inspirational catalog pictures that really capture the natural beauty of the subject, you know really setting a mood that is exactly the fucking same as every other Victoria’s Secret catalog picture I have posted the last decade, yet that I continue to post, even if they aren’t inspiring, interesting, or even hot, because these evil corporations have me brain washed….

They’re like here’s some LA Rich kid, who’s mom did Playboy and who’s dad did Beatles album art, who decided to be a Tampon commercial model before somehow tricking Victoria’s Secret into letting her into their VIP club … posing like all the other immigrant models they’ve got….and I’m buying into it….all because I have a penis and like looking at half naked girls.

Posted in:Lily Aldridge

2013

10

May

Mariah Carey’s Motorcycle Erotica of the Day

I have heard that older chicks love riding motorbikes because they make them cum. All the machinery, adrenaline, vibrations just hit their tired vaginas better than any man could, you know since it’s some massive hitachi magic wand, with more than just a plug in, with it’s massive engine….but usually biker chicks are disgusting, and the idea of their soaked through panties disgusts me, you know because their tattooed up, white trash tattoos scare me….

But for some reason, seeing mom Mariah making a comeback in her 40s, like she was 20, dressed in skimpy clothes, doing twerks, simulating orgasm and grinding up on the motorbike, isn’t as fat or aggressive as I’d think, and she’s actually lookin’ hot…and that just weirds me out.

Posted in:Mariah Carey