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2015

16

Feb

The Dakota Johnson 50 Shades of Grey Nudity of the Day

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I forgot that 50 Shades of Grey happened, probably because I don’t buy into all the hype of a mainstream romance novel, when I know that porn exists, but more importantly, that far better written and more provocative smut exists, while this whole storyline just seems way too fucking cliche…and the only thing good it did for the world was make a bored housewife a lot of fucking money, some movie studios a lot of fucking money, and made a lot of women you’d never want to see cum, cum for the very first time…I don’t know, I write romance all day, the whole thing is silly…

Now if they cast someone who wasn’t so basic, homely, and boring to play the innocent girl…maybe I’d be down with the sex…

But I can list of 10 movies that I am sure are more erotic that didn’t get nearly the same marketing…that probably have way more authenticity…because really would anyone want to devour something that looks like this…I mean I’ve got no boners loooking at this, I am sure I’d have no interest in maintaining some dominant relationship with her…I mean a hot 18 year old out of college into this kind ot thing maybe, but this…fuck that noise..fuck her once while drunk..thats it…move onto the next…don’t make a movie about it…

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2015

16

Feb

Porn Stars Name All the Presidents for President’s Day of the Day

Here’s a video that I assume kids and new immigrants will be watching for their American History portion of their Citizenship test. The kind of video that they should be showing in schools, to keep History interesting, because there is nothing more amazing about seeing a porn star simulate a blowjob with her cold sore while naming off a president in order of their presidency. It’s a new kind of really weird, nerdy, socially awkward fetish…that could make porn obsessed America a smarter, more informed place…

Posted in:Porn Stars

2015

16

Feb

Selena Gomez Big Titties of the Day

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Selena Gomez is showing off her little implants…that she got to balance out her awkward shaped, sometimes bloated looking body that I guess you can blame on her Lupus and the steroids she has to take so that she doesn’t die a premature death, so that she can go onto make shitty music, shitty movies, and hang with shitty rich kids making up a little group of popular LA rich girl cool kids, that if you were in high school, they’d be the ones you jerk off to, and probably the first ones you shoot when you do your fantasy school shooting…because they don’t give you the time of day…

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2015

16

Feb

Olivia Munn for Esquire Mexico of the Day

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As useless as I think Olivia Munn is, I appreciate her scam. She came out to LA to become famous after probably taken a college class in “communications”, moved to LA to become the female Ryan Seacrest, and she managed to get on a defunct network, on a defunct shows, that targeted nerds, secured a solid fan based, and allowed her to take her slutty tits into the acting world…and now she’s doing some Esquire Mexico showing some titty, probably fake titties, that make her look better than she probably did in high school…because she’s probably the average looking girl who has tricked easy to trick people into thinking she’s hot…and maybe she is…

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2015

16

Feb

Natalie Portman Being Slutty for Perfume of the Day

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I always get in trouble for Natalie Portman posts, because Jewish people are very sensitive. Probably because of the whole Nazis wiping them out thing.

That said, I always say that Natalie Portman is the poster Jewish girl, for Jewish guys everywhere to fantasize about, because Jewish guys need to marry Jewish girls in order to have Jewish babies, and any Jewish guy I know pretends that they don’t care about that shit, but in the end always end up with Jewish girls…

Now if you’ve ever seen Jewish girls, there are either really hot ones, or really ugly ones…probably like all breeds of human…but the really ugly ones, think they are really hot, because they know they will land a husband to make them babies because that’s just the way of the Chosen people. Not to mention they rich and spoiled and when rich and spoiled there is no real concept of beauty…it’s all clouded by delusion.

All this to say, I am usually more harsh about Natalie Portman being the star jewish girl, that the guys stuck with the troll Jewish girls…wish they could have…because she’s hot…even after a kid…especially in a professional shoot…making sex faces…

All this to say, I love Jewish girls, even the troll Jewish girls because they normally laugh at my jokes, except when said jokes are about Jewish girls, in which case they hate me…for a few days…but get over it when bigger problems happen, like stepping in a puddle with their brand new UGGS or some shit….

Posted in:Natalie Portman

2015

16

Feb

Shitting Herself on the Train and Other Videos of the Day

Fed Ex Driver Fight!

Obama is a Rapist!

Man Smashes the Ice to Save his Dog…

San Francisco Club Fight

Russiand Testing a Helmet…

Marine VS Thug

Russian Stuck in the Wall

Another Fuck Her Right in the Pussy

Blondes VS Fireworks

The Naked Traveller

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2015

16

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent my Valentines Day shitting and puking on myself, which was a disappointment because I would rather spend my Valentine’s Day shitting and puking on a girl so sad and lonely on Valentine’s Day that she lets me shit and puke on her, you know one of those bitter girls from Facebook writing all that Valentines Day hate…so lonely you know you could manipulate her into scat, not because you are into that or really want that…but because you know you can and when a girl lets you shit on her, you take her up on it, because you never know when you can find another one like that…right..

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning for me.

Today in Thigh Gaps!
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The 5 Foot 7 Kid Who Learned How to Dunk
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Doutzen Kroes is Good in a Bikini
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SNL Audition Footage Including Passes on Zach Galfinakis
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Big Tits in a Bikini
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Betty White Making Out with Brad Cooper
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A Man Who Loves Thunder Snow
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Some Spiders on the Motherfucking Wall
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Hacker Gang Takes 1 Billion from Worldwide Banks
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Kanye West Performance Art Weirdness…
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Kardashian Kids at a Fashion Show
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2015

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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My latest sext is “you are the kind of girl I wouldn’t taken to see 50 shades of grey, but rather make our own 50 shades of grey, that puts 50 shades of grey to shame, like it was either dried up and too old to get it up…or a fucking virgin….who I would rather have sex with, because you’re washed up, old, and probably have AIDS”…it’s going over pretty well…apparently, with the right gutter girl, AIDS is still a relevant thing…usually she’s a needle sharer…

Here are some stepLINKS…for Valentine’s Day…

Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples on Friends Compilation
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Madonna Didn’t Get Off to 50 Shades
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50 Shades of Dakota Johnson Tits
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Naked Kelly Brook
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TOday in TOpless protestors
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16 and Pregnant Star Charged with Prostitutiion
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Jenna is the Slut of the Day
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Chrissy Teigen is Disgusting
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Crimson Peak Trailer…
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How Did These Girls Lose Their Virginity
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The Saddest Valentine’s Day Craigslist Personal Ads
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Anna Kendrick Has No Time for Naked Selfies
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Girls React to DIck Pics
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Models on Leo’s Model Stalking
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Jenny McCarthy is Old as Fuck
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Two More Cosby Rapists
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SNL Producer Releases Behind the Scenes Pics
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Disney Gave Cinderella a Good Waist Training
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Lucy Hale – Ass in Jeans
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Lookin’ Down Shirts
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Dog Hates Huge Cat Decoration
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The Origins of the 13 Most Common Superstitions
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Alyssa Miller in Lingerie
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Crazy Person on a Scooter
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Bar Refaeli Lives
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Maitland Ward is Hilarious
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Bjork is Weird as Fuck
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More Cindy Crawford – No Photoshop
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Olivia Culpo THighs
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Beyonce is the One Night Stand on Valentine’S Day People Want
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LeAnna Rimes is Old and Shopping of the DAy
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Mirror Selfies
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The Greatest Daily Show Correspondents of All Time
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Zookeeper Gets Attacked By Giant Albino Python
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Ashley Benson is Out Shopping
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Man Who Gropes Women – Of the Day
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Drake Disses Tyga and his 17 Year Old Gf
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Fake Jennifer Lawrence Nudes
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Milf in a Wet T-Shirt
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Big Jiggling Boobs
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In Japan this is Considered Sexy
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Wrist Deep
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Topless Stretch
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Attack of the Gas Pump
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Disturbing Use of a Hammer
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

13

Feb

Cindy Crawford Not Photoshopped of the Day

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Well, these are supposed to be Cindy Crawford not photoshopped that some asshole leaked to embarrass her husband, the Gerber Baby, and herself, who should theoretically not be modeling under this disgusting to look at conditions, or she could always just accept being 100 years old, the hottest thing at one point in time who made a lot of fucking money and own that shit, so people don’t fucking expect the unexpected, like she is some kind of miracle sent from heaven, when really she’s just a fucking lie…

The only interesting thing in all this is all the loose skin, it’s like a make-you-own-vagina project for anyone who gets their boners that close to her…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2015

13

Feb

Valentine’s Day Dos and Don’ts According to Pornstars of the Day

If pornstars know one thing…it’s romance…you know because they get fuck for work, a lot like anyone with a job that force them to whore themselves for a pay check only with actual getting penetration on camera…meaning they are pretty much sexually set in their ways, nothing can seduce them because they’ve had so much cock, seen so much cock…leaving them with just the raw emotion of love…right? Porn stars can love too you know…

Anyway, it’s Valentine’s Day, people are lonely, it is amazing, I’m sure a lot of people will be jerking off to porn thanks to failed dates, and maybe if they take some porn advice, those failed dates, would have a lot more fuck in them…since fucking is one thing porn people know…

If you missed her’s Porn Stars on Love

Posted in:Videos

2015

13

Feb

Taylor Swift vs. Karlie Kloss of the Day

This is a really weird way to have your coming out party, but then again I had friends at the Sam Smith Grammy After Party, who told me that she was with a dude, or multiple dudes, reminding us all that everything she does is for effect, calculated for her image, to make the public buy into her nonsense. It is possible she scissors with Karlie Kloss, but I think it is more of a ego thing, where she just finances Karlie Kloss’ life, and plays with her like a real life puppet. But then again, you never know, maybe they just have a tall girl bond and us non-tall girls will never get it.

I just know Vogue doing this, was clever and I guess it is the classy way you’d expect a massive fashion magazine to try to be scandalous. It’s a better strategy than a spread eagled and obese Kim Kardashian. It’s like make a Jimmy Fallon style video and roll with it….leave a little mystery…make us imagine the scissor but not experience the scissor…I get it.

Here are the pics…

Here she is in a new music video….

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

13

Feb

stepGIRLS Do Valentine’s Day of the Day

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It is Valentines Day tomorrow, so I have been taking advantage of every single girl that I know by telling them romantic shit, whether it is that I want them to be my forever girl, or that I would propose to them if we were in the same city, and it has been pretty successful in leading to hardcore sexting…

Now for those of you who don’t sext, it is a married man’s best friend, because you can pretty much jerk off to customized amateur porn…like fucking a stranger with no contact, no herpes, no unwanted pregnancy and no crazy girl behavior…

So softcore sexting is the “i want to slowly lick up your inner thigh, teasing your clit with my breath”…and more hardcore sexting is pictures of girls sticking random things in their ass and pussy while screaming your name….

ALl this to say, I love Valentine’s Day and the sads that it brings…

So here’s a hot shoot for stepGIRLS by @IMAGEFOLIO starring the amazing…and beautiful @marissaguilla

Posted in:stepGIRLS

2015

13

Feb

Anna Kendrick for The Edit of the Day

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Anna Kendrick has always been ugly to me, sure she’s skinny, but that face, mainly her mouth just annoys the fuck out of me, and makes me feel like I would probably throw up if I had to watch it eat, pretty much anything, including pussy, and I love watching girls eat pussy.

That said, I read, yes, despite my broken english, and horrible spelling, I do in fact read, and I read recently that Anna Kendrick has no time to take nude selfies, and that she finds them dumb, so that there will never be any Anna Kendrick leaked spread asshole pics…with her vagina dripping all over her inner thigh…

However, I would argue, that every girl has taken nude pics, even if was deleted right after, and that she’s lying to us, because if there is one thing actors have, it’s all the time in the fucking world. They work 6-8 weeks per movie, maybe if their lucky 6 months a year in actual on set work, where they do absolutely nothing for hours at a time. So nude pics would only make sense.

Either way here she is for the edit, not nude, but nude enough…now if only they put a mask on her, I could probably jerk off to it.

I’ve got standards like that, even though I have absolutely no standards.

Posted in:Anna Kendrick

2015

13

Feb

Kelly Brook is Peeing on the Sidewalk of the Day

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I make fun of Kelly Brook, mainly because her storyline is funny to me. She was some successful titty model in the UK, who dated a bunch of soccer players and rugby players, always a solid 25 lbs overweight, hence why she was a titty model and not an actual model..who decided to move to LA to get famous after making a bunch of money back home. She is a girl who Rugby players have told me is a dumptruck of a woman, but who is doing “great things in America”, only those great things were 5 minutes in a shitty movie, as the tits….

Well apparently, she landed an NBC sitcom. I don’t know what it is called, but that’s pretty fucking major, so this low level titty model on all the blogs pushing 40, has been resilient and has finally made it…so good for her..

And what it comes down to is that hating on her or not, throughout this entire process, she’s got tits…and we like those.

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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2015

13

Feb

Lara Stone is Fun of the Day

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Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, only because in 10 years, she’s one of two or three people who has tried to sue me…thanks to posting shitty pics of her fat in a bikini on her honeymoon, which was apparently an invasion of privacy on my part…like I was the motherfucker following the big titty model around on her honeymoon…because I care so much about her fucking sloppy tits in a happily in love private moment…

So fuck her, like you were some UK comedian with a lot of money, or at least imagine that when staring at these hot enough pics for W magazine, that feature one nipple, on some substantial tits, which is pretty major for a model…who would normally be 7 foot tall and 73 pounds. Right.

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