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2014

12

Dec

Pam Anderson is a Christmas Miracle of the Day

So LOVE MAGAZINE’S ADVENT CALENDAR – something I’ve been posting for the last many years – because they feature a fun video of a fun babe – half naked – for Christmas – has pushed the limits of miracles by featuring Pam Anderson and her nipple in today’s calendar entry, that may or may not be a fucking nightmare before Christmas to you, up on some ugly sweater kick…but that is amazing to me…not because it turns me on – but because it hasn’t died of hepatitis…

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2014

12

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski for Gone Girl of the Day

Everyone is talking about BEN AFFLECK’S DICK in Gone Girl…because I guess they are excited by some asshole’s dick..he is the new batman…when they should really be more interested in the girl who had sex with his dick after he saw how hot her tits were in that music video…and figured if she’s an “It” girl he needs to get up in “It”…just to solidify their on scream dynamic…and well putting her in a massive movie…when just last year she was an amateur nude model…getting naked for the love of getting naked…

So to me watching her sex scene is really what matters in this whole thing….and as a side note…despite being a ladder climbing, egotistical, manipulative and flimsy person…she’s very nice in person…so no more hate for these tits…nothing but love…

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2014

12

Dec

Georgia May Jagger Crotch Shot for Vogue Russia of the Day

Georgia May Jagger is not the bootleg Mick Jagger daughter that he had with a model…she’s the good one who has got great features from both parents…allowing her to use her name to get herself where she needs to go…at least in terms of modeling…because being a model may not do anything great for the good of people…but when you’re a rich kid, with 10% of a multi billion dollar inheritance…it keeps you busy, brings you to interesting places, makes you feel like you are working, all while massaging your ego like your dad never did because he was off being Mick Jagger…which in a lot of ways is better than being a coke whore party slut…or a philanthropist…or really anything important…because modelling, at least in this era…is what every single girl aspires to be…even the uglies…

I’m just into this shoot because of the crotch shot..oh and because I am in love with Georgia May Jagger….have my babies…

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2014

12

Dec

Claire Danes Jogs of the Day

There are times when I look at girls jogging, usually in the summer, wearing their skimpy shorts, where I think to myself, if I was more of a pervert I would either film this…and if I was more of a sexual predator, I would throw this in my van and make love to it in my cabin in the woods for the next 14 years, until releasing her back to society- confused….you know because the girls are just that hot..

It’s like I can spend hours in the park…watching babes lap me…and be never the happier…

This is not one of those moments…

I think Claire Danes, should stick to working out at her home gym…until really getting to a place where the world wants to see her big reveal…it may take years…it may be too late for her…but in her defence…she’s never been hot…she has been skinny…those days may be done…at least that’s what her ass is telling me

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2014

12

Dec

Irina Shayk for Sunglasses of the Day

What the world needs more of is Irina Shayk modeling anything…. whether it is lingerie or sunglasses, she’s hot as fuck…even if she’s probably had a lot of plastic surgery, making her perfectly lovely enough to me..to appreciate….or maybe I just like Russians because they have no soul…or maybe I just like hookers who position themselves properly with A-List athletes, leading to Sports Magazines and tabloid fodder, allowing her amazing body to shine through and take the fuck over…like a barmaid who has defied all odds or some fucking story of overcoming all obstacles, to get to a place where she makes 100k for a day shooting for a brand…She’s won…but when looking at her pics..I like to think we’ve all won…except me….I always lose…but you know what I mean…

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2014

12

Dec

Guinevere Van Seenus and Carolyn Murphy for Muse Magazine of the Day

I don’t know how old these pics of Guinevere Van Seenus and Carolyn Murphy are…

But I do know that they are naked….like fully naked…like I can almost see into their souls via their clits naked…only they aren’t pornography….they are fashion…making the whole thing artisitic, luxurious and just as easy to jerk off to…

I love this shit…because of it…everyday feels like Christmas…

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2014

12

Dec

Dita Von Teese for XXXTIAN of the DAy

Dita Von Teese partnered up with Christian LeBoutin, the shoe guy, to create a vintage luxury lingerie line called XXXTIAN…reminding everyong that if you’re an average looking girl with a fansite in the 90s, rocking a scam like Burlesque, where your original end goal was todo Playboy or something, you can parlay that into something major if you pretend it is exclusive or artistic.

This girl must be in her 40s now, and gets paid millions of dollars a year to do what she does….cosmetic companies love her, now lingerie and fashion brands love her, and she’s not even hot, in fact, she did burlesque because she wasn’t hot enough to do real stripping, and it fucking worked…

Be a slut or a whore, but don’t let anyone know that you are….position it and win…

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2014

12

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Izabel Goulart fitness – is a great fitness inspiration to us all….and by fitness inspiration I mean – fitness porn

As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness porn.

Doing moves girls can can try to copy at home – in efforts to get as good as her…all while guys can masturbate to her body’s magic….because it is on instagram and not at the gym…where masturbating to her would get you arrested…

Amazing.

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2014

12

Dec

Kat Graham’s Tight Dress of the Day


I don’t really know who Kat Graham is…I just know she’s at some Rihanna organized charity event…because Rihanna cares about the people, especially when it is good for her Public image, when she’s constantly criticized for being a whore….

The real highlight of the event was Salma Hayek’s Tits ….but I figure why give that mexican more attention, she’s already managed to scam her way out working the hotel as a chambermaid….

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