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2015

12

May

Nicole Meyer by Kesler Tran for TREATS! Magazine of the Day

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Treats! Magazine is known for magically finding all the no name but amazing LA Models, and luring them into photoshoots with great photographers to shoot nude.. only to open them up to invitations to very very exclusive rich guy parties…where they are the VIPs, at leas that’s how it is presented to them, because no one likes to think they are hookers….especially when not getting paid..

There’s nothing new to this..I am sure this is the foundation of Playboy, this is just the new generation and girls getting naked for fashion and art…and magazines…are less 90s trash…and more 70s and amazing…but all equally slutty…

The photographer Kesler Tran is awesome, the model Nicole Meyer is awesome and Treats! Magazine is doing it better than anyone, in fact, I heard Playboy poached their whole staff to copy their model….

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2015

12

May

Crackhead Dance and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Gets Tased by US Border Patrol in Upstate New York and she’s not even Mexican….

Swedish Students Hit By Cops

Stage Collapse of the Day

Guy is Wiped Out Exploding Tire….

Nurse and Wheelchair Man Go Downhill

Kid Rides Toy

What the fuck is this….

NYPD Search Gets Dealt With in Record Time

13 Year Old Fights Off Sexual Predator…

Topless Homeless Chick….

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2015

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I get drunk…and sometimes I get drunker…making waking up a challenge…especially considering a I have sleep apnea, I fall asleep at 6 in the morning, and I don’t believe in setting alarms…

But I’m still alive…and I am also on instagram…so FOLLOW @Drunkenstepfatherdotcom….

I am also on Tinder, but Unlike Leondard(o) and Hilary Duff…no one cares…except maybe the police…because girls don’t find my creepy funny…that’s why I walk the 2 mile radius TINDER says we are separated by…calling her name…hyou see I’m not creepy…Tinder is…

Here are some morning stepLINKS in the MOrning at Noon…

Jem and the Holograms Looks Fucked
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Her Name is Kaleigh Sperry and She’s in a Bikini
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5 Nigerian Hit Songs…
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Blac Chyna Wants Full Custody of her Tyga Baby
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Bike to Bike Transfer
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini
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The Women of Mad Max
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City Looking for Stray Dogs
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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VIctoria Justice’s Sister in a Bikini
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The Trailers for NBC’s Fall Lineup
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Subway Ghost Prank
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Will Save Lives
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Charlize Theron and Jimmy Fallon Chose Each Other’s Outfits – I Hate This Clown…
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2015

12

May

Black and White Topless Togetherness of the Day

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Here’s a photoshoot that I think is so powerful and relevant today….

Not because of all the cop vs black people in the media…reminding us that America is racist, to keep us divided as a people, so that we don’t really notice or pay attention to the real issues of government control…and pretty much the end of any freedom we once had…

Make black people hate white people while Mexicans make them food and Chinese make them everything else….kinda huslte…

This is relevant…because girls touching each other is always relevant…that shit will stand the test of time…

Titty Smooshing…The photographer’s name is Anne Barlinckhoff ….

Posted in:Photos

2015

12

May

Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Line of the Day

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Joanna Krupa hasn’t been anything special pretty much ever…her career has been a series of barely being anything ever…coasting as the hot chick…fucking the right guy….not making any money…but eventually landing on that was hardly a career…but rather a series of hooking herself to the right people…because she waxes her pussy…

EXCLUSIVE: Joanna Krupa and her friends have an afternoon of paddle boarding and puppy love on the beach in Miami

EXCLUSIVE: Joanna Krupa and her friends have an afternoon of paddle boarding and puppy love on the beach in Miami

Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2015

12

May

Beyonce’s Possible 2003 See Through of the Day

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They claim that this is Beyonce in St Tropez showing her tits in 2003…back when the world was far more conservative and Beyonce was just some candy-coated poptart…in fact she really only started spreading her ass on the internet in the last 2 years since her kid because that’s just where the market went, that’s just what the other popstars were doing, and I guess that in and of itself was enough for Beyonce, who like all women, especially those performing, to really stay competitive and get noticed…

It is safe to say that these could be her, they look like her, they probably are her, but she wasn’t that edgy in 2003, and now that she’s in her 30s trying to compete with the Miley’s and Rihannas, despite spending millions on tricking people to think she’s a Queen in her marketing campaigns…she’s just following the trend…that I don’t hate on cuz I love tits and celebrities who show them…..except I hate all celebs…so it cancels each other out, but you get what I am saying here…

Posted in:Beyonce

2015

11

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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A girl asked me if I knew anyone in Porn who she could interview for her website….

I said “Let me fuck you on camera, post it to my site, give you 10 dollars, and you can interview herself”….

She didn’t say no….but she didn’t say yes…in fact…I think she blocked me.

If you want someone amazing…to follow on instagram who posts ass Hump Day

Here are some steplINKS…

Huge Tits
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TV Nudity….
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Pluto at Disneyland Fucked a Kid Up
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Kristin Cavallari is Pregnant….
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Gutter Attention Whore of the Day
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Marilyn Manson Wants to Fuck Madonna
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From the Set of JEM and the Holograms
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Selena Gomez on Set…With Tits…Built like a Truck Driver..>Erotica….
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Slut of the Day
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Russian Navy Seals
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Someone Has Trademarked Transjenner….
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Snake Steals Fish a Kid Just Caught
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Vanessa Hudgens Not Wearing a Bra….
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Pia Mia Perez…is Impressive…
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Daniel Bryan Never Wrestle Again
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Kim Kardashian Pokies!
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40 Idiots Fighting Inanimate Objects
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Alexis Knapp for Pitch Perfect….
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Jonah Hill has Dad Body..
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Sofia Verga’s Ass in Jeans
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Sofia Vergara in a Dress
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Kristen Stewart is Not Into Plastic Surgery…
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Windmill Dunk of the Day
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Hilary Duff Thick Legs….
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Trashy Girl…Showing her Tits…
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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Nikki Lund Cleavage
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Alicia Silverstone Legs
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Fat Kid Singing and Dancing in the Shower
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Pam Anderson Nipple….
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Kim Kardashian is Best Mom Ever
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Justin Bieber First Concert in Two Years…
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Dancing GTA Character
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20 Odd First Jobs of Famous Politicians
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Irina Shayk on the Runway
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Lindsay Lohan is Doing Community Service at Preschool
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Jennifer Metcalfe Ass in the Tight
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Mickey Rourke is Amazing…
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Teens Play 90s Videogames
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Day Care Horror Stories
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Victoria Justice Thigh Highs….
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SNL Plagerized….
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Batting Practice
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Gigi Hadid Has Nipples…
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Yelp Review of Rikers Island
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Thigh Gaps
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Stripper Pole Fail
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Bella Thorne Hot Ass in See Through Pants…
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Black Bears Chase People
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The Breakdown of the Bin Laden Killing Lies from the White House…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girl Tastes Herself with a Spoon
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Naked Playmates in Coachella…
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Drunk Guy Eating Styrofoam
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Porn Law Protest in London
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Ball Busting Bitches
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Hot Webcam Ass
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Female MMA Fighters Magic Ass
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Vagina Party Trick
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Weird Pantyhose Erotica
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Yu lika to fucka me? I’m Asian and I’m sexy:
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Girls Strip Out of Lingerie
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Riding a Sex Toy for Charity
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Front Seat Masturbation
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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MILFs Naked on a Casting Couch
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Cam Girl Deep Throat
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Topless Beach Chip Eating
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Fat Chick Sining on a Toy Scooter of the Day
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The Hottest Webcam Girls Doing Webcam Things…Making Webcam Money for Fucking Free…
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Bonus – Jean Claude Van Damme Dancing on Conan Weirdness

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

11

May

Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted this bikini pic from a couples of weeks ago, because I guess she liked the attention she got for being in a bikini, as a girl who was raised amongst a bunch of girls, by parents who assume are trying to expose them, exploit them, and monetize them….since mos 17 year olds are not living in LA going to auditions attheir own will….you know years of being stage parented…finally paying off…so she’s finally able to show off her young ass and get celebrated the way her family wants…and needs…because that’s how they pay the mortgage…

Here is her ass at some Pitch Perfect premiere…with that ass…

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17 today isn’t 17 thirty years ago, although the laws may be the same…I can assure you that growing up on porn fucks them up…because when I was 17…I was the guy who had one porn….and I’d show it to every girl I could…only for them to freak the fuck out…now girls are sending out links of gangbangs to the football team saying “let’s try this before graduation”…at least that’s what I assume is happening…#evolution…

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2015

11

May

Amy Schumer’s Sloppy Tits of the Day

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So Amy Schumer’s been trying to be famous for a long fucking time….and it’s worked. She became relevant on social media thanks to being a joker on Roasts, and now she’s got more than one show of her own, where she’s giving her best stuff, and people are celebrating her for being funny, and I wouldn’t know if she was funny, because she blocked me years ago, when she probably had 10,000 followers, because called her out for being fat, and fat girls making jokes because they aren’t pretty makes me sad and the jokes not funny, because I get what’s going on with them….

Anyway, America has embraced fatness, so it only makes sense that Amy Schumer use that to her advantage by pretending to be comfortable with her body, as she counts her fucking money cuz she’s made it..

And the truth is, I actually like fat chicks, cuz as Schumer would suggest…they put out…because it’s better than spending another night alone…and well, sloppy tits are fun…

Posted in:Amy Schumer

2015

11

May

Taylor Swift Eats Models of the Day

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So all these idiot social media, popstar, relevant in the tabloid girls are connected…they are all BFFs and do all the fun shit together…like go on hikes, go to exclusive parties, participate in each other’s bullshit, all while helping market each other and stay relevant even though they are all fucking garbage….

So Gigi Hadid was reported to have broken up with her gay Australian boyfriend…and now Taylor Swift’s ass is there to swoop in and adopt her and offer relationship advice…and a room in her NYC home…so that she can get away…and so that Taylor can add another real life barbie to her collection and the whole thing is fucking weird…

But I do like looking at her ass…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

11

May

Emma Stone for Interview of the Day

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Photographer Craig McDean took these pictures of Emma Stone for Interview Magazine, that weren’t as scandalous as I would hope for, you know nude…or half nude…since that’s the way girls get famous these days…and I guess once they are already famous, they are smart enough to wait it out until the proper amount of money is offered so that she can really monetize them tits….unless she’s already been nude, but I generally don’t give a shit about Emma Stone, or understand her fame, or why the nerd virgins have taken it upon themselves to make her and her quirky weird mouth rich and famous…but she’s happened…and here she is in Interview….exciting…but not as exciting as her recently being single…for the real virgin losers out there…that’s a beacon of hope…like some comic book hero finally winning…unlike you or really me…unless you suck at life so good…you’re the champion of sucking at life…which I think I am….

Posted in:Emma Stone

2015

11

May

Nina Agdal Picking Her Ass in a BIkini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the worst…

I know I say that about a lot of people, but this one I am pretty confident about…

She’s got a good body, or had a good body, that now looks like a falling apart sloppy body….but just has nothing to offer, she’s not an aspiring actress like the other SI models, she’s just a drunk, sloppy, immigrant…who bangs rich dudes…on what one may call an expensive hooker program…because that’s what having sex with dudes for money…who are willing to pay the money…because they’ve seen you in magazines is called…

I’m just not into this….but you are…so TO SEE THRE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2015

11

May

Victoria’s Secret Model Rachel Hilbert Topless for Tyler Kandel of the Day

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Rachel Hilbert is some new recruit Victoria’s Secret fashion model, I didn’t bother looking her up to see who her family is, or how rich they are, even though I assume that like the other recruits, she’s just another rich kid trying to validate her existence through modeling……

But she could also be a victim of a persistent stage parent who realized she was hot at a young age and has been grinding hard to get them out of the trailer park…

And apparently, in that grind…topless pics happen, as they do often when these girls are trying to make their modeling book or portfolio…so that clients see what they are capable of…and I guess what I am trying to say is tht she’s pretty fucking lovely…..

Posted in:Rachel Hilbert

2015

11

May

Charlotte McKinney Nipple Shoot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney did this shoot, either while she was coming up and trying to get work with her massive tits, or after she got famous for being in one Guess campaign, one Carl’s JR campaign that for some miracle, a miracle I call a master manager who is obviously VERY fucking connected, she probably was lost, confused and unsure where to take her tits…did she go into softcore erotica, because she couldn’t be a fashion model, and in that quest of borderline fashion that isn’t really fashion, because florida trash is not fashionable….it seems like some nipples were exposed….

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2015

11

May

Rita Ora in Leather Pants of the Day

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I love me some Rihanna impersonators in some unbreathable fabric pants…because I like when shit gets steamy and has no where to go….even if it is on bootleg celebrities…who are better suited for showing off her tits…than her ass….but I’ll still look because I am pathetic…and I guess so are you…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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