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2014

16

Oct

Rebeccan Romijn Wrinkles of the Day

Rebecca Romijn Wrinkles is the new Rebecca Romijn Stamos…this is what life after John Stamos does to you. You know you get with the fat kid from Stand By Me and the ghetto superhero in My Secret Identity, you get old…fast and the hot thing about it is knowing that if you cum on her properly, that shit will fester in the crevices of her face for at least 3 showers…and there is something erotic about that, I mean not to me, but to anyone with a geriatric fetish. You know those diaper changing orderlies who either jerk off to the elderly they wipe down, or worse, have sex with them because they won’t tell you as they appreciate the fuck, and no one will believe them if they told anyway, because it would take a sick fuck to participate in that kind of behavior..coupled with the whole Alzheimers..

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2014

16

Oct

AnnaSophia Robb Sucking a Lollipop of the Day

AnnaSophia Robb along with having a dumb double name turned into a single name, is also a girl from Charlie and the Chocolate factory that you probably got excited for the day she turned 18, like when you watched Harry Potter…and now she’s at a Hockey game eating candy the way she was supposed to…with her boyfriend…who isn’t you…because you are too busy watching kids movies waiting for girls to turn 18…and not really something anyone famous…or really with a vagina would want to part of…unless she was extremely fat, had a personality disorder, maybe a retardation or just suffering from loneliness…but not someone like AnnaSophia and her stupid two names turned into one name…but at least you can watch her suck lolly like you do every halloween outside the public school…you fucking creep.

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2014

16

Oct

Sarah Hyland’s Tits on Set of the Day

Remember when Sarah Hyland was getting restraining orders against her psycho ex boyfriend for beating up on her a few weeks ago?

Well I guess she’s decided to move on with her life, and taunt his crazy ass with some tits…because here she is on set showing cleavage like Sofia Vergara taught her…because cleavage got Sofia Veragara everything she has and I guess if she has one lesson to teach her teen daughter from the show she slept her way onto, while the teen daughter’s bio parents are off on a yacht spending her hollywood money thanks to successful stage parenting…it’s that…and I know that I appreciate it…and I am pretty sure that you do too…

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2014

16

Oct

Luna Mae’s Lingerie Shoot of the Day


Marlijn Hoek is not known…I’ve never heard of her…She has something like 11 followers on instagram but she’s fucking perfect…

Reminding us that no every model is a celebrity in her own right, there are plenty of hot as fuck girls making money getting half naked who are pretty much what a model is meant to be – a hot body to showcase clothes…and not some celebrity fame whore groupie hooker accessory on a yacht…

I mean Here she is in fitness gear for instagram

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Sporty days ???? #Sweden

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And here she is in some lingerie campaign…I am in love.

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2014

16

Oct

Rachel Hilbert for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Rachel Hilbert is the new Victoria’s Secret recruit…she hasn’t got very many fans – so I guess they’ve got her at a discount and decided to buy her and breed her into being one of their own…

If you’re going to book one client early on in your career, VS is a good one…

From my extensive research she’s kind of annoying…at least based on this video that you creepers will jerk off to – since she’s not wearing pants…and because she’s hot..and hot girls can’t be annoying until you marry them…

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Restart of day…. @tarapagliaramua ????????????????????

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And I guess being 5 foot 10…thin…has a bright future and the best co-sign ever…and here are the pics to prove it…

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2014

16

Oct

Selena Gomez Whorin’ of the Day

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Chanel x Tom Ford #oliviapopestyle

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Selena Gomez is on some media blitz…

She did Ellen:

She Did Kimmel:

Apparently, she’s in some William H Macy directed movie starring his wife Felicity Huffman, in what I guess is her getting into projects that help legitimize her career. The kind of thing that takes her from teen pop tart sucking Bieber cock – to a serious actor…and she doesn’t annoy me…like the other pop tarts do….maybe because I like that she gets the industry, she plays the media, I feel like she’s got it all figured out and her bank account is the proof of that scheming…

There are so many hotter, more interesting, more deserving people…but she’s doing it…so based on that alone – I mean coupled with my perversion – I am willing to stare at her subtle implants…

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2014

16

Oct

Emma Stone Lingerie of the Day

I guess Emma Stone is trying to legitimize her acting career, from being the nerdy obscure girl in some nerd targeted low budget movie, to being the nerdy obscure girl in some nerd targeted blockbuster that put her on the fucking map, now wanting to do some Chicago Musical theatre where she’s playing the Renee Zellweger part, with a less mutated but equally unattractive face…all in lingerie to be Broadway official…now she can be considered an actual actor…instead of the scam that should still be working at the local third wave coffee shop making Lattes…with acting dreams and aspirations that ideally would have never actually happened – but unfortunately did.

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2014

16

Oct

Nina Agdal’s at Some of Event Looking Hot of the Day

I like to laugh at Nina Agdal’s funny face, I call her handicapped or DOWNS SYNDROMEY but the reality is that she’s got a great body…and a great body is all that matters fatty.

No one cares about your personality, or your talents, even when they your blow job aptitude is off the charts…people care about how good you look naked face or no face…I mean even a burn victim with a body has a better chance than someone with a shitty body…except that you can’t really touch burn victims..

Either way, I been told she’s essentially an escort – who gets paid by rich people to hang, like every other model, because that’s actually the definition of modelling and a clause in a lot of their contracts, so the High Profile dudes can write off their sugar daddying and the agencies get their take and no one is the wiser…and that just makes her hotter, and should make you want to make more money.

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2014

16

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Hot for Some Catalog Bullshit of the Day

There’s nothing really interesting or exciting about Nicole Scherzinger…other than the fact that when the Pussycat Dolls were all the rage, we all used to call her a tranny, because she had a hard ethnic looking face…that came with a body that was fit, capable of dance, which meant capable of fucking, and her questionable vagina, shouldn’t even be factored in, partially because of her strong booty popping legs…and their ability to ride even the smallest of dicks…but mainly because whatever gender she is, you can always do anal.

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