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2014

14

Apr

Kid Saves a Drunk Dude and Other Videos of the Day

The video of a drunk guy trying to get through a fence as hard as he can, is pretty fucking amazing on it’s own, but even better when a kid shows him the way out, that obviously isn’t quite as complicated…

If you don’t like that, here’s some Fire Walking Gone Wrong…

or a Naked Man in the Street….

or a Naked guy dragged out of Walgreens…

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Apr

Anastasia Ashley and Jiff Pom Longboarding is the Highlight of the Day

In a crazy, money and fame obsessed world, where everyone is out trying to fuck each other, or fuck each other over, for their own personal gain, every once in a while, a sweet video of a pomeranian and a pro surfer who you know for her hot ass in a bikini, comes out to remind you that the world’s not all that bad…even if it’s fuelled by fame whoring dogs and social media sites worth billions, it’s the #selfie generation, embrace it, have sex with it, because it is our reality, and sometimes things like this happen, and you realize, that it’s not all bad, in fact some of it is all kinds of amazing….

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2014

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Florida.

I hitched a ride with a retired cocktail waitress who must be on a pilgrimage to die…because after 24 hours straight in a car with her blasting religious Jesus music, driving ridiculously fast while popping prescription pills and at one point masturbating…twice..

I figured Florida is a good place to stare at girls in bikinis until getting arrested for being a sex offender and getting off for killing a black kid in your gated community, before drowning your kids so you can party your face off, before eating some homeless person’s face off…

Here are some links…

10 Ways the NBA Playoffs are Like Mad Men…
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The Best 4 Seconds Ever on Shark Tank
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Leonardo DiCaprio Dancing at Coachella
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Kate Upton Wishes She Had Smaller Tits
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Mila Kunis is Pregnant at the MTV Awards
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A Bunch of Huge Fucking Tits
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Edita Vilkeviciute Full Frontal
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Cell Phones in the 90s were Exciting
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Annie Trailer for You Perverts…
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These Girls are Fucking Crazy…and More Importantly…Fucking Dirty…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I finally saw a girl in Yoga Pants who didn’t benefit from the yoga pants. She looked like she had just shit herself, or was wearing a diaper, all doughy as fuck even though she was skinny. Yoga pants normally perform, making even the fattest chick’s ass look worth burying your face in…but today…the Yoga Pants failed, and that made me happy, because it means there is hope of a new clothing item to take over…I’m thinking crotchless pants…

You California Coachella going hipsters who think you are on some weird fucking spiritual quest, because that’s where all you California idiots are….or you east coast Exxxotica lonely perverts meeting your favorite pornstars in Jersey …taking all your shitty selfies I am judging you….thanks to Instagram from my couch…and you look dumb.

Maybe you should just be enjoying yourself…instead of sharing the moment with us…I am drunk…it is the weekend…click the links

Here are some stepLINKS….

Workout Shorts…on Girls
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Hilary Clinton VS SHoe
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Cher is 80 Years…
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14 PPL Living the Photoshop Life
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Minnie Driver in Bikini Ass Crack
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Philip Hoffmans’ Last Performance
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Amanda Bynes Amazing Cleavage
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Sarah HYland – Coachella
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Constance Nunes is Slutting Out
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A Bunch of Sluts
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Emma Stone in a Yellow Dress
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Anastasia Ashley Covered in DIrt
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Rihanna Butt Naked
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Taylor Swift – Hot Lesbian Legs
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Runway Walkng Babe GIF
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Kim Kardashian Huge Tits
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Handicap Kid Skateboarding Hustle
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Courtney Love Gets Booed
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Dianna Agron Galore Magazine Softcore Porn
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Slutty Like The Kardashians
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Politician Air Guitar Solo Genius
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Robert Downey JR Joined Twitter…
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Kendall Jenner Shows Off Her Pussy With AWESOME Camel Toe
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50 Greatest Ankle Breakers in Sports History
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Amanda Seyfried in Shorts
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Jessica Biel in GIF
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Heidi Klum – Racist
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Can Kate Upton’s Tits Get Any Bigger?
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18 Pics from Death Row
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This is My Favorite Porn Site
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So Many Page Three Topless Chicks
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The Rest of Julia Louis Dreyfus Nude in Rolling Stone
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Paris Hilton See Through Dress
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DJ Tanner – Leggings at 40
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Helen Skelton – Topless on the Beach
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SO Many Old Cougars Looking For Young Cock
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Hilary Duff Calling Off Divorce in Shorts
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Naked Spaghetti Pizza Girl
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Mirror Selfies
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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So Much Fucking Porn You’ll Die
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Captain America XXX EXXXCLUSIVE!!!
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Fake Emma Watson NUde Shoot
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Leanna Decker in Lingerie
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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What DovPornstars Do When They Retire
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Striptease Fail
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Vagina Covered in Hot Wax…
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The Top 10 Pornstars on Twitter…
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams
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Weirdest Enema Video You’ll See Today
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Apr

This Dog Loves Pussy of the Day

This is just ridiculous…but amazing…

Dog jumps fence, fucks, jumps fence to not get in trouble. Solid play, one your creeper ass should document and take notes on, because a fenced in girl, is probably the only girl you can get, and if you do, you gotta be the flash so she doesn’t realize.

Here’s a kid smoking weed…because…crazy

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Apr

Miley Cyrus Topless Haircut of the Day

Miley Cyrus got a lesbian haircut topless and figured that she should share it in the world, because getting a lesbian haircut topless isn’t something she’d want to do in private, it’s something the fans should be in on, because she’s an attention seeking slut.

Not that I’m complaining, I’m indifferent, it’s just when girls you know do this kind of thing, everyone calls them sluts, when Miley does it, it’s good content…

I don’t get it, in fact it bores me…Miley’s peaked…give me new young starlet to anticipate topless pics from, these one have been done…did.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

11

Apr

Beyonce Photoshopped Skinny Playing Golf of the Day


Beyonce playing the skinny hipster in her everyday life is really fucking confusing to me…

I mean she’s some fat, rich, diva, up on some Oprah kick who thinks she’s here to save the fucking world thanks to people sucking her dick all day…

But now she’s posting photoshopped pics of herself, with her wild and obscure “artist” hair….as she pretends she revolutionizing the world, as her fans call her queen Bee…as she is clearly the fucking devil who is evil and here to rape the minds of everyone..

Either way, I’d still let her sit on my face…and not just because she’s lost weight and is more fuckable/faceable, she’s fucking Beyonce and not letting her sit on my face would just be dumb…

Which isn’t saying much about me, I’d let Joan Rivers during a herpes outbreak, all old and unshaven, dripping what must be a 5 decade old miscarriage into my face, sit on my face…

I’m easy.

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

11

Apr

Ariana Grande Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Ariana Grande posted a picture of her in fuck me boots, because she’s the kind of popstar who is like every other pop star, dying to release her inner whore, because you know that becoming a popstar involves an ego, and narcism that involves her wanting guys to jerk off to her…but her management is holding off, they are saying don’t release the inner whore yet, we need the Christians – the Christians still buy records, but as soon as they get locked in, you’re their’s forever and we can release all the porn clips of yourself you want…

There is not one popstar who is not a puppet willing to do anything, even porn for their career. That’s a fact their image consultants don’t tell you..

Here are the fuck me boots.

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2014

11

Apr

Cara Delevingne is Making Out With Herself of the Day

Cara Delevingne released a soft core sex tape that she produced for YSL that I assume is a few months old, but that show you how she got into Lesbianism, and it all started with masturabting to herself…you know getting at it in front of the mirror is the gateway to wanting to lick pussy and working her way into some Michelle Rodriguez…which turned out to be good for business…

People find her interesting, she’s an IT Girl I find her overrated, I’ll still post her eyebrows doing this, because it’s kind of erotic, which is rare to say about lesbians, because lesbians historically scare the fuck out of me.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

11

Apr

Emily Ratjkowski Going to Prom of the Day

Emily Ratjkowski promoted this video of a dude from San Diego asking her to prom. I couldn’t be bothered watching it, because I assume Emily Ratjkowski hired him to do this so that people would talk about her, as I am sure she feels her fame dwindling as the world has stopped caring…I also don’t find little nerdy dudes fun to watch, even if they are funny or clever, or in a situation I would have loved to be in when I had more effort and capabilities to troll famous people with customized videos I make 40 of my friends tweet at them to make sure they fucking see it…simple formula for fun…

I am posting it cuz I girl I masturbate to who works down the street from me said it was good and that she wants kids making videos for her, but that’s just because she’s a child molester.

Here are some EMRATA Pics…because why not…

Posted in:Emily Ratjkowski

2014

11

Apr

Liah Cecchellero by James Nelson of the Day

Apparently these are outtakes from RUSSH Magazine’s october issue…I wouldn’t know, because all I see is nipple, in what may be a latex outfit…that are both creepy…but also a beautiful thing to cum all over and watch drip off, if you’re into latex fetishes and models in latex…

Her name Liah Cecchellero, I didn’t google her, because I have better things to do, like moving onto the next post, this is a streamlined operation, like a fast food place making burgers that kill, only a website doing post that kill my soul….

Posted in:Liah Cecchellero

2014

11

Apr

Gisele Behind the Scenes of the Day

Here are some behind the scenes pictures of Gisele, the athlete “wife”…who has taken a lot of slack, at least from me for being born a dude, even though I have consistently, said, that despite being scared of trannies since they are inhuman to me, I would still fuck her if she was a tranny, because she carries it well, and a little dick and balls she probably has tucked properly, cannot take away from that…

That said, her big ass tranny titty implant is being pushed out of her shirt and that’s why I am posting these, I am a 14 year old boy like that, cleavage still gets me excited, but not really, I haven’t had a hard on in what feels like years…I blame you internet, and you alcohol, and you bad diet…but I wouldn’t change you for the world.

Posted in:Gisele

2014

11

Apr

Hailey Clauson is the Future of the Day

Hailey Clauson is some 19 year old model who is making some moves with her big, hormones in the food tits, who excites me because all girls under 25 are amazing and slutty thanks to being raised on hardcore internet porn, that has taking them to very dark and dangerous places sexually, that were once reserved for the dirtiest broken down girl with daddy issues, but now the 9-5 earthling peasants, you know everyday people, middle americans are up on choking, spitting, gang bangs and rape fantasies…The world’s gone nuts, and Hailey Clauson is the fucking future, who I want to get behind…because she’s going places…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson

2014

11

Apr

Obama Saves Michelle’s Upskirt and Other Videos of the Day

Black guys never want to share their bitches, unless they have them working as strippers or hookers to pay the rent, while they sit at home on their asses smoking weed, but even then, when work ends, they get mad when you stare at their girls…and I guess Obama is no different, when saving Michelle, or saving the world, from a Michelle up skirt…thanks tot the wind….

Motel Shoot Out…in Philly

Bullying Gone Wrong…Girl kicks her Bully’s Ass….

Air China VS Ground Control…

Birthday Sex Cam Girl..

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

The problem with sleeping in all day is that all the married chicks like fucking around lunch time, but lunch time is when I’m getting up…

The good news with sleeping all day, is that I don’t have to contribute to the fall of society thanks to the internet, as people have no self control, trying to fill their vaginas behind their significant other’s back, because they only care about themselves…and find it excitement..

We’re all doomed…Here are some links…

This 75 Year Old Man – Didn’t Order Porn
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People Aren’t Bored of Yoga Pants
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Beyonce’s Thigh Gap on Instagram Thanks to Photoshop
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Selena Gomez Fired Her Parents….
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Grandma Riding Roller Coaster
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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9 Signs that this Piece of Art is Bad
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Topless Glamour Model of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Breasts!
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Posted in:stepLINKS