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2016

21

Apr

Phoebe Price and Ana Braga Do DrunkStepfather Snapchat of the Day

Phoebe Price and Ana Braga may not mean that much to you, or really to anyone, but they are both delicate angels sent from heaven to me…they are my queens. They are my goddesses. They are perfect. They are everything right in the world. I love them.

I defend their honor on the regular, because they both hold a magical place in my heart and that place is that they were doing this “get in the tabloid hustle” long before social media. They were getting bikini pics or wild and crazy outfit pics shot by the paparazzi for the last 15 years…and they keep on going, navigating the world…

Some could argue that their approach is obsolete because of this DIY self promotion on social media…but I think there is pure, amazing, skill involved in being compelling enough for the paparazzi to post you…anyone can take a selfie..

In being fun, not taking things to seriously, jokers and babes…who may not be at their first rodeo but with experience are amazing….they agreed to take over my snapchat and I felt like I’ve won..because I have won…

So I posted the story so it lives forever, as snapchat kills content…and this is my snapchat follow it because there’s more to come…including you…unfortunately…

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Posted in:Ana Braga|Phoebe Price|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Bella Thorne’s Nipple of the Day

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Someone asked me what my obsession with Bella Thorne is….

I don’t have a Bella Thorne obsession. I don’t even know who Bella Thorne is….I just like that blogs went nuts when she turned 18, despite never really doing anything that any grown man should be aware of, ever…

I like that as a girl who is trying to make it as an actor, she relies on being as much of a cocktease as she can without it being too obvious, or maybe it’s satire and it’s overly obvious, so that she can approach her whoring, that is still whoring as humor..

I don’t really care about her tranny looking face, or her hard fitness in the gym everyday body, I think she looks 40…pretending to be 18…which brings up what I actually like about her..is that she could be 40 pretending to be 18 and she’s winning at it…all it takes is some low level exploitation of her tits…and ass…and it works…

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Possible nipple?

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

21

Apr

RIP Motherfucker the Prince had AIDS Edition of the Day

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Get ready for your social media to lose it’s fucking shit…because Price was found dead at 57, possibly in a murder suicide with CHINA…

The worst thing about Prince’s death is that people are going to be as annoying as they were about Michael Jackson’s death / David Bowie’s death…

Prince was actually a brilliant producer, started out young, accomplished alot, was fucked by the music industry and a great loss to the music industry and all that…but fuck…listening to people write their Prince stories is just going to be so fucking tedious…because people like acting personally effected by shit…and it’s the fucking worst….

End of an era…

The story is that he died of AIDS. I guess it is a Death Sentence..when you’re religious and don’t treat it…

According to a person extremely close to the situation, the celebrity, who is known for having a very extreme sexual past reportedly contracted the illness sometime in the 1990s. He kept the illness quiet but began taking his medication religiously up until about 2 years ago. Here’s what we’re told by a VERY trusted entertainment insider:

[The celebrity] believed that he was cured, and he had some crazy [religious] people who told him that God cured him. So he stopped taking his medication and the sickness came back. Now doctors say he’s dying, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

If Prince died of AIDS that he got in the early 90s, why did he pull the Rock Hudson and not use his celebrity to educate and finance a cure?I find that irresponsible. Could have saved lives, helped find a cure, instead went reclusive. Kinda shitty way to deal with a terminal disease that could save people. Selfish really, even if he’s a Jehovah’s witness and doesn’t believe int he disease…

Here’s a cover of CREEP that DIGG’s clickbait said they cried over – like a bunch of pussies…

Apparently, there are 1000 recorded songs in a vault, that were never released because of his constant fight and hate of Record labels…So you haven’t heard the end of Prince.

Now they are saying drug overdose…who knows – but here’s a video of him kicking Kim K off the stage.

Here’s a meme…

Posted in:Prince|RIP Motherfucker|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Ariel Winter Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter has tits….despite cutting off her tits and she wants you to know she’s still got tits despite cutting off her tits…because she’s chubby and chubby girls can sometimes have big tits…at least the lucky chubby girls….because a fate worse than death is being a fat chick with no tits…it makes you have no redeeming factor…in this case, the 18 year old had too much tit, wanted them to be reshaped and made to be manageable tit, tit that she can still show off for her fans who have been watching her tits grow to abnormal sizes since she was prepubescent…sitcom watchers are weird…and I think she’s proving that tit lives matter, even when for a while, we thought she murdered the fuckers..

I care zero about this girl…not my kind of body, look, vibe, anything…so to me she’s just the titty monster.

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To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Bar Refaeli Pregnant Bikini Pic of the Day

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Pregnant Bar Refael in a bathing suit, because she’s a bathing suit model trying to hold onto all she knows, or maybe she’s selling pregnancy product from her brand of bathing suits…it’s how she still monetizes being a Victoria’s Secret model, and more importantly her famous relationship with LEO, as one of the first models in modern years we remember him fucking, but definitely not the first model he fucked…he’s been fucking in the scene the last 30 years…there’s been some shit that his dick has gone into…but I shit that I guess Bar didn’t get based on the pregnancy, because she’s pregnant and not hysterectomied..from the HPV vagina cancer / celebrity strain of herpes, etc…

I generally like Bar as a representation of what jewish girls can be – hope for jewish guys who need to marry jewish girls to please their family tradition…but more importantly, seeing as I am not Jewish..I like her tits, even though they are in the 30s and expired…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Kate Upton Legs of the DAy

Remember – Just because you’re an overrated plus sized model…so overrated that you’re not even considered plus sized by the media despite the size of your back and belly…and tits…massive fucking tits…

You can still have skinny legs…

Fascinating…I know…

#Science…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Pregnant Victoria’s Secret Models in Magazines of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo are both Victoria’s Secret created models – who have really only worked with Victoria’s Secret from day one in their career and who have gone onto do other things coordinated by Victoria’s Secret, because that’s how they manage and leverage their hookers….

They’ve already recruited new girls, who probably have a “DON’T GET PREGNANT” clause in their contract, but these two, Behati and Candice have been recruited to do their Maternity Line of lingerie and Bathing suits, seeing as they can’t do shit without permission from the brand that owns them, I wouldn’t even be surprised if they were forced to get pregnant to be the launch pad for the new line of maternity gear.

Never trust evil corporations or the models they make….So apparently, they want to keep them

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Behati Prinsloo in Some Magazine…

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Jojo Tits of the Day

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Jojo is using some snapchat filters for her fans, I hate snapchat filters…they are for idiots who don’t know how to produce content that is interesting or compelling…but when you constantly want to get as much attention as possible…you need to keep things compelling with tits…I mean who gives a fuck about Jojo the jailbait from decades ago trying to keep it together.

I wonder how many sites or basic dudes are going to write “who’s looking at the snapchat filter”….because she’s showing off her tits…with a face like that it taps into the alien fetishists in the most annoying way and tits are meant to be stared at and any silly face they make, or make their trendy phone apps make, doesn’t matter, because it’s about the tits…the tits…tits…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Rihanna’s See Through Photoshoot to Support her New Video of the Day

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People think I’m insane because I find nipples are boring…I mean if I am being ridden by a hooker before killing her, they’re ok to suck on, bite on, pinch…and even if I am walking down the street, as if I really walk, but if I did and saw some feminists devaluing the market price of their nipples by giving them for free, over saturating nipples pics, nipples everywhere for their bullshit cause, instead of taking the money and investing that money into their bullshit feminist cause…like smart people….

But I’ve seen Rihanna’s tits, I’ve seen this video, it’s played out, I’ll look at the pics to support the video, but not that exciting…this looks like everything on instagram….but with Rihanna…

Here’s the videos

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Man in Thailand Eats Out Girl During Songkran Fest and Other Videos of the Day

16 Day Old Baboon Rejected by Mother is So Cute

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Dude Cuts Down Tree – Finds Something Terrible

Clerk in San Jose California – Shot by These People –

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Mean Ladder Prank

Mall Roof Collapse During Rain

Cooking Gas Cylinder Blast in India

Weird Dust Devil in China….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m glad 420 is over so we can go back to drinking…all these 15 year old kids and potheads love talking about their weed. I am far more interested in meth addiction. At least that’s real…Meth not Marijuana…

Sidenote, When I get unsolicited emails from people..

I like to write;

MOM ? Is that you? Why did you leave to buy cigarettes and never come home back when I was 5.

I miss you. I am so glad we’re reunited..

I don’t care that dad said you were a street hooker…I didn’t believe him…

Would it be weird if we fucked? Send me spread asshole pics.

LOVE,

Your Son Jesus…

Here are some morning links…

Girls in Bed
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I love this Pizza Girl – She’s Amazing – Really Fucking Amazing
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Dead Chyna
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Khloe Kardashian and her Bodysuit
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Apparently – This is a Model….and her Baby Weight
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Gwen Stefani is Officially Divorced
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Popping a Single Popcorn Kernel with a Hair Straightener
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Fake Outlet Prank at the Airport
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Katherine Heigl Old Lady Neck
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Security Camera that Captures a Crazy Amount of Crazy
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Lohan Converting to Islam
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Ultra High Definition Earth
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Arya Stark Giving Away Game of Thrones Stuff
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

21

Apr

Chyna Memorial of the Day

Chyna is dead. I lack empathy.

I thought to myself “what’s the best way to leave a Chyna tribute”, you know now that she’s dead at 45 and 100s if not 1000s of people actually care, most of those people being weird white trash wrestling bros who forgot she existed…because even they stopped watching wrestling in their trailer park homes when UFC happened…

I realized I have no tact, no empathy, no class, no consideration…people die…who cares…so part of Chyna, the only part I know, other than her steroid dick clit, is her sex tape…

If the decision behind doing the sex tape, is probably the reason she had a dick click, and probably the reason she died….is part of her story, her legacy, who she is…who am I to take that away from her and not celebrate her….and really there’s not much difference between a wrestling chick, a stripper and a porn chick…

I think it’s only fitting…thoughtless, rude, tacky, maybe….I mean if I was her family, this wouldn’t be on the screen at the funeral, but I’m not the one who filmed this shit…or sold this shit, I am not the one who thought it was a good idea, hell I didn’t even want to watch it when it happened…

And like my friend who used to jerk off to pics of his grandma in a bikini after she died always said…it’s not wrong to jerk off to them if they’re dead….but I would not take his moral code as Gospel on anything, he also jerked off to his dead grandma…when she was still alive…not that would anyone would jerk off to this..

I guess what i am saying is – don’t judge a woman’s life by a shitty, if not terrifying sex tape.

RIP motherfucker.

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GET HER SEX TAPE IT IS NEVER TOO LATE CLICK HERE

Here is her last video before death..

Posted in:Chyna

2016

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today I feel in love with a few hot round college asses in leggings….apparently, I wasn’t the only one following this one girl as she walked, like a cartoon, she was accumulating more and more dudes as she kept walking…I couldn’t keep up, because walking is hard when you’re dying of obesity…so I broke from the crow d being being hypnotized by the ass…I am glad I survived…I wonder how many people ended up following her…and if anyone got run over trying to keep up with her…I need a young round college ass to help get traffic to this goddamn site…

I am working on it with Phoebe Price….who is currently taking over my snapchat…

While I recruit…Here are some stepLINKS….

PS Jennifer Aniston was named People’s Most Beautiful Person 2016 – despite being a rotting, washed up, granny corpse…which is a nice reminder that the media is a fucking lie…

LINKS…

So Many Great Asses
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Girl on the Kiss Cam Kissing a Pizza
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Towie Megan McKenna in the Bikini
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On Set at Baywatch
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Lindsay Lohan is Converting to Islam
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Teacher Banging Student
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Audrina Patridge in a Bikini..
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Gwyneth Paltrow Dancing with Kids..
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Threes Company Movie is Happening..
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Bella Thorne Puffy Nipples
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Snowboarder Being Chased by a Bear….
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Hasselhoff Paid off Ex Wife 21k a Month for 10 Years
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Chloe Goodman is Amazing in a Bikini – She’s Some UK Whore
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Social Star Pia Mia Perez is a WHore…
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Dude Antagonizes a Shark
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How to Drift in Any Car
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Rose Byrne in a Tight See Through Dress
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This Public PIss Video is the Highlight of the Day
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Lindsay Pelas and her Huge TIts
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Katharine McPhee Promo Tour
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How to Make a Speaker Using CD
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Ohio Marching Band Cartoon Half Time Show
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Bai Ling Big Cleavage
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Idiot Totals His Car Impressing Chicks…
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Some Chick Named Camila Banus – Legs – But Her Name is ANUS with a B…
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Allison WIlliams in Lace
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Kelly Rohrbach Pussy Definition
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A Famewhore’s Sister in a Bikini
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The Dumbest Guitar Ever…
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Chloe Sevigny in Pantyhose
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Girls Who Like Sports
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Karlie Kloss in a Sports Bra
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Rihanna’s Nipple
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Little Kid Blames Batman for Drawing on Wall
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Wild Hair
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Charlotte McKinney Short Short…
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Phoebe Price is Everything…
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Captain America’s Biggest Flaw…
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Sarah Turner in Red…
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Angry Naked Man
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Random Tumblr Porn…
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Big Webcam Tits
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Big Tits By the Window
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Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
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Big Tits – Big Tits…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk & Stella Maxwell’s Ass and Others Vogue Spain by David Bellemere of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is apparently in Vogue showing her nice round ass, an ass that she has taken from weird hipster model, to Miley’s lesbian lover who got fingered by Miley for the paparazzi, and the most interesting in this shoot, is Elsa Hosk…

More interesting than Stella Maxwell’s Ass is Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Clothed by Victoria’s Secret and their Stamp of Approval and they are putting all their models into as many things as possible – because to promote the models or feature the models is to promote them and to maintain brand image – they are giving the bodies they strip down to sell panties to other people to get them actually naked so she’s in this too…in the Third Elsa Hosk post of the day…never ending Elsa Hosk….

TURNS OUT IT IS A VICTORIA’S VICTORIA SECRET CAMPAIGN

Also featuring – Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, Tayler Hill, Martha Hunt, Stella Maxwell, Sara Sampaio, & Romee Strijd

Here are the pics…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

20

Apr

Selena Gomez Sucking in her Gut and Gagging Some Chick of the Day

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Selena Gomez is prepping for her world tour, because Selena Gomez is a money making scam who realizes that her acting wasn’t her money maker and was instead just a way to build her audience…where as a world tour is something you can sell tickets, VIP experiences, even sex if they pay her enough…while creating shitty memories for her idiot fans she doesn’t care about…that they can remember with products she’s selling like the bra and panty set – and even Temporary tattoos that match her tattoos something I hope some of you creepy perverts go to the concert to buy, only to put on your dick, to make Masturbating more of a Selena Gomez experience……

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW