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2014

08

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski Back to Her Old Tricks of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is up to her old tricks…and by tricks I mean…TRICK…

You see she got her start as a girl on a Kanye video who had sex with Kanye after the Kanye video who Kanye would ship around to various places to continue to have sex with her…at least that’s what I’ve been told…and she leveraged that into posing nude for a bunch of magazines, because magazines like nude models with awesome tits, they don’t require the models to be tall, hot or talented, just nude and then she booked the blurred lines video, where she was also nude, and shit went viral because of it’s horrible catchiness that every radio show owned by the record companies put on repeat…

Then she booked Sports Illustrated, made a lot of money, and the fast paced internet world doesn’t care about her anymore, she’s not hot enough to be interesting, and so she decided to get back to titty modelling, because lets face it, it worked the first time…

I’m not a hater, she’s just a horrible, egotistical person.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

08

Apr

Britney Spears Panty Flash of the Day

I can stare at the Britney Spears panty flash pic for hours, like a kid who just got his hands on a new video game, or teen boy in the 80s who just found his dad’s playboy, you know a whole getting lost in the wonderment of the whole thing…the fantasy and the unanswered questions…the curiosities of whatever adventure lies ahead of us…like the stains, the rashes, the confusing doors…the skin folds…the unshowered toilet paper remnants…

It feels like it was a long time ago, when Britney Spears panty flashes would have been something you masturbated…because it was a long time ago..now she’s some mom in her 30s who is controlled by her parents like a crazy person because she makes them money and is their puppet that makes them money…makes sense to me…exploit the youth…that is no longer youth cuz it buys purdy things…

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

08

Apr

Married Congressman Making Out And Other Videos of the Day

You’ve probably seen this already, Rep. Vance McAllister has been in congress for less than 6 months, and he’s already been caught making out with a staffer, despite being married, because the idiot forgot about security cameras…if you’re gonna cheat, do it in a field in the middle of no where, especially if you’re in politics…

If you don’t like that, here’s a disabled dude getting robbed…

If you don’t like that…here’ the original hipster with his hipster beard…not giving a fuck because giving a fuck is not very hipster…

Here’s my kind of girl…totally behaving like a normal person…I think I am in love….

Smokin’ Bed Bugs to Get High…Next level….

Posted in:Videos

2014

08

Apr

Cassandra Dawn is Rockin’ her Bikini of the Day

Cassandra Dawn is a nicely tanned exotic looking angel sent from heaven that posted a few pictures of her in a bikini reminding us that our lives fucking suck…because we don’t live in a place where girls are in bikinis and if we do…we are probably not with those girls in a bikini because we can’t spend our days with girls in bikinis, because girls don’t like us…but at the same time her bikini brings us hope of a better tomorrow, because girls like her exist…

I was talking to some homeless person the other day, as I do, because they are really understand how the world works in a schizophrenic, even autism way…by throwing away all that convention like paying taxes, and having job, or a house, or food…and I was telling him he should leave Canada homelessness to hit up homelessness in Florida or California, where it is hot and there are bikini babes, and he told me that was his plan when he retired…a story that has nothing to do with Cassandra Dawn in a bikini…but that confused the hell out of me.

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2014

08

Apr

Jennifer Aniston Monster of the Day

Jennifer Aniston always looks like this to me. Everyone, and by everyone I mean a handful of people with nothing better to discuss than Jennifer Aniston’s transformative role in some new movie, despite being a horrible actor to begin with, but hollywood spews nonsense and hollywood fans buy into it…perpetuating this horrible horrible world…

But for the last 5 years, despite her solid tits and hard nipples, this is all I saw when I saw Aniston playing the love interest or sex symbol in movies…Some old, saggy faced, overrated actress, who should be replaced with someone who isn’t 100 years old…because as fun as old ladies trying to be young girls since they can’t get pregnant cuz they removed their uterus for their career, I see similar women all the time, because I guess it’s a trend for moms to compete with their teen daughters for who has a nicer ass, it always has a nice level of pathetic, but not as much pathetic as I really want, because she’s probably worth 100 million dollars thanks to doing this shit and I guess that means the jokes on us…I mean look at this face…

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2014

08

Apr

Gigi Hadid Brings the Rich Girl Selfie of the day

Gigi Hadid is some Malibu barbie rich kid with everything available to her, but instead of pursuing a career achieving greatness, whether it is with a Ivy League education, that leads to her curing cancer, or with philanthropy since she doesn’t have to work, like breast feeding AIDS babies with no moms because their moms died of aids, or whatever it is that rich people do in their rich people life to feel less guilty about being rich people..

But instead she seeks fame, and being half naked, modelling for free, just to get out there, and more importantly, taking selfies of herself in panties…for the fans she’s basically bought to feed her ego..

I think modelling is dumb as fuck, and there’s so much more to be done in the world, than giving a narcissistic princess more attention because her Range Rover on her 16th birthday just wasn’t enough….but at the same time, I like looking at panties, even dumb as fuck panties that go up to bitch’s nipples…

I guess when your life is glamour like this, you need to be a rich kid, because poor people are too busy trying to pay the fucking rent to be working’ it for free.

I don’t hate, I just think it’s funny that of all things, this is what she chooses, what kind of person does that make her…clearly a half naked one who thinks she’s hot, because she kind of is.

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

08

Apr

Scarlett Johansson for May’s Vanity Fair of the Day


Scarlett Johansson is pregnant with her first kid, I assume it was a planned thing, that’s why she’ booked as many jobs as possible, did the press for all those jobs, as a form of banking her money for time she may want to take off, not that she doesn’t have a ton of money, but it is always good to get more, before banging yourself into what may finally put you over the edge as a chubby girl, now with a mom body, who no one cares about because your raspy voice is always the same in every fucking movie…so in her last hurrah, like she was Megan Fox or another mom who hasn’t been able to make a comeback since her vagina was shredded, because let’s face it, they are both equally not talented, and both equally overhyped, from the same era…thus old…

Here are some cleavage pics from May Vanity Fair…

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2014

08

Apr

Sara Sampaio Desperate Model Act of the Day

Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret Model and I guess Sports Illustrated model, who is from Portugal and for some reason, that I assume involves sucking a lot of dick, has left her fishing village and become this model…

Now you won’t care about this at all, that’s why I posted some titty pics of her below, because you get what you want, and I get to call her out for her desperate instagram picture of the editor boss lady at Sports Illustrated, wishing her a happy birthday, despite never posting a pic of her and anyone else, wishing them a happy birthday, making me question her intentions in wishing that happy birthday ,even though everything she probably does is in efforts to advance her career…and I guess I just find desperation funny even when it happens at this high level…when I’m used to it happening with homeless bitches.

“Book me next year, I’m so nice, I wish you happy birthday, Book me next year”….I love obvious, transparent, good intentions for personal gain…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2014

08

Apr

Bubble Porn is Making a Comeback of the Day

I am 95 percent sure I have seen this video before, but with being an alcoholic with mental health issue comes a very grey area of what is real, what is fantasy, what I’ve seen, what I think I’ve said, what I’ve told people, things I done, always very fucking confusing…so maybe I read this, or maybe the internet spews out the same shit all the time…but sometimes the shit it spews, like “bubble porn”…is worth revisiting..because making porn out of an innocent act…is kinda one thing I am into, maybe even one thing I am good at and truly passionate about.

Posted in:Videos

2014

08

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s not my birthday anymore, but it feels as depressing as if it still is.

Here are some morning Links…that you will love more than I hate myself…not that I actually hate myself, I’m hardly that interesting to have any emotions about…I just like to say I’m suckin’ at life but still living better than you…sucks to be you…

Girls Tugging on Their Clothes
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Jean Claude Van Damme and His Original Predator Suit…Hilarious
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10 Creepy Love Notes That WilL Never Get You Laid
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Greatest April Fool’s Prank
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The Miley Fan of the Day
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Ana Braga Nips
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Lady Gaga Makes the Paparazzi Photoshop Her Pics
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These Girls Are Out of Control…In a Very Very Sexy Way….
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Paige Butcher Still on the Beach…
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Apparently it is the Summer of Scarlett Johansson
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Apr

Topless McDonald’s Superstar of the Day

I am very into the McDonald’s employee commentary of a topless bitch going nuts in her McDonald’s trashing the store topless…because I guess McDonalds genetically modified food makes girls go nuts…but that isn’t too crazy to takes a minute to make herself an ice cream cone.

This is up on some weirdness, that I don’t know the back story of, but love the entire story of, because let’s face it, topless girls gone nuts…getting all destructive are exiting, it almost reminds me of my sex life, with less broken.

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s my birthday – I’ve spent my day drunk on mourning my failures – and crying my way into a new year…remembering how great it is that I am another year closer to death…in theory…but more importantly, another year less advanced than I was the year before…who needs cake when you have self hatred…and strippers….Happy birthday to me. Buy me stuff.

Here are some stepLINKS

Big Fucking Tits
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RIP Peaches Geldof
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Amanda Bynes Bikini…
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Best Church Sign Ever
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Eddie Murphey’s Daughter’s Booty
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Jewel’s Big Tits…
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Emma Stone Talking Love With Spiderman is Good Marketing
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5 Awful Trends in Modern Dating
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Britney Spears Panty Flash
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The Prince Versus the Thong Man…
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15 Amazing Bootlegged Toys
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19 FUnny Youtube Comments
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Taylor Swift Has a Tight Body
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Nip Slip of the Day
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Slut of the Night.
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Herd of ELK in Montana
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Lady Gaga as The Joker
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Ashley Tisdale Pumping Gas
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Candice Swanepoel is Ok
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Lindsay Lohan Admits She’s Relapsed For Ratings
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Urban Dog Sledding is Pretty Cool
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Steve Greene Bang Bus Prank
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Lululemon Spray on Pants Gag
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Fan Uses Popcorn to Make a Catch
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Creepy Dude Tweeting Pornstars
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Girls in Sports Bras
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The Girls of Game of Thrones
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Bar Refaeli Gifs
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Kim Kardashian in a Bikini in Thailand
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Mass Incarceration in the USA
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Why Finding Things in the Indian Ocean is Hard
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People are Really into Anna Kendrick’s SNL Monologue
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Things That Disney Characters that Would be Creepy if You Did Them
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A Man With Superhero Power
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Some Topless Glamour Model
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Drunk Shenanigans Go Bad
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Cat Rolls and Unrolls Toilet Paper
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Kate Middleton Panty Flash
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Deep Throats a Sex Toy
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TOpless CUP Song
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Fake Scarjo Nude
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Worst Babysitter Ever
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Scariest Orgasm Ever
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Naked Wonder Woman
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Some Girl Lotions Up Her Boobs
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Apr

Sara Malakul Lane Flashing Cars of the Day

There has been a lot of death today, from Mickey Rooney who was 93 and still had boyish good looks, to Peaches Geldof, who was way too young to die, to comedian John Penette, who made a living off fat jokes, but who is now no longer living…

So I figured, I’d post these instagram videos of Sara Malakul Lane – Killing It…

You see what I did there? She’s one of my favorite girls to follow on Instagram, actress, and big breasted Sara Malakul Lane…straight from the sex tourism fuelled Thailand…even though she’s been in America and is American….that doesn’t change the fact that she’s comfortable level of immigrant…and an even more comfortably busty…

I don’t know what these are for..but I know I want to scratch and sniff and lick them…before getting them pregnant…before realizing how pathetic sex with a computer screen is…

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

07

Apr

Barbara Palvin’s Heroin Dance for Jason Lee Parry of the Day

This is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen at least coming from some model who was the patsy in a Justin Bieber Sex Scandal.

She’s shooting for the homie Jason Lee Parry, who is the next Terry Richardson, in terms of being famous for taking pics of babes, and not for cumming on random girls faces…and this is some Behind the Scenes hustle, that makes me realize that models can be funny and aren’t always vapid, useless, famewhores with no souls…

Here are some pics of an unrelated shoot of her, cuz she’s nice.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2014

07

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute Nude on the Beach of the Day

You know what I like…Edita Vilkeviciute or any model…flashing the paparazzi her vagina after changing on a beach she’s prancing around topless on, even if I’ve seen her tits already, even if tits aren’t a big deal and are really just tits, even when they are great tits, because I prefer seeing a girls nipples, than not seeing her nipples, especially when those nipples come with hipster model bush…my favorite kind of bush…all this to say…Edita Vilkeviciute is a lot of fun.

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