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2014

15

Nov

Dakota Johnson’s Topless in Italy of the Day

50 Shades of Grey new trailer was released which means it is a good time to release the paparazzi topless pics of the star, Dakota Johnson, who happens to be one of Melanie Griffith’s kids, who in case you didn’t know was one of the OG, notorious hollywood daughters whofucked everyone growing up, before lading a roll as Don Johnson and Antonio Banderas’ wife….and making a little Dakota…

Her tits are whatever, but I guess this is just a preview of shitty Hollywood rendition of bondage that is to come when that garbage old lady porn is released in February….not that I hate anything that introduces normals to bondage….or topless tanning…it’s just all so obvious and boring…but here it is anyway…

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2014

15

Nov

Anastasia Ashley Surfs Ireland of the Day

Here’s a little video of Anastasia Ashley surfing Ireland…that may or may not be all about surfing the freezing cold waves, and more about the Irish countryside and landscape of pub drinking and farm lands…where she is forced to wear a wet suit, instead of the skimpiest bathing suits to show off her surf ass, which may make you wonder why I am posting it, being the pervert that I am, and I guess because I like seeing girls who do more than just post ass pics, coupled with the fact that her ass owns me at the level where I’ll post anything she’s in….clothed or unclothed…and I am still waiting on the sex tape..I’ve been sending emails…trying to convince her to do one…it will happen…one day…it has to…I am persistent…and you all need to see her vs Anal…

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2014

14

Nov

Miley Cyrus’ Ass in Pantyhose of the Day

I think Miley Cyrus is amazing, I know she’s a full of shit, spoiled brat, who is probably the worst to hang out with, but she’s an exhibitionist, she’s playful and silly, and she’s kinda hot in her annoying hick trashy turned lesbian hipster from LA with lots of money way….I’m a fan…

I’m not just saying that because I have a pantyhose fetish and have sniffed and fucked various girls in pantyhose over my career as a pervert…or maybe I am…there’s just something hot about the semi see through opaque glimpse into the hell that is her vagina…even though as someone who has fucked pantyhose knows how bad the feet area smell…I can look past that…because it’s safe to say Kim K broke the interent, and Miley is Fixing it…right?

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2014

14

Nov

Katy Perry in a Nightgown of the Day

Katy Perry posted this pic of herself in bed in a nightgown – and I don’t really know what to think about it – because for years I’ve hated on Katy Perry for being this low rent, yet insanely successful viral popstar in this new generation of music….I hated that I knew the lyrics to her songs without ever listening to her songs…and I hated the noise that game with her…but I always loved her tits, they were her one redeeming factor, and seeing them like this, in bed…is almost romantic and beautiful…even when I hate everything it fucking represents….but I hate how much I like it even more…

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2014

14

Nov

Sara Malakul Teaches You How to Selfie of the Day

Sara Malakul is probably best known for a bunch of low budget, b-movies, available exclusively on Netflix, but that doesn’t mean she’s not the greatest thing to walk the earth, and I am not just saying that because of her great tits, it just means it’s a competitive world and you need to take what is yours when you can get it…and you never know, one may go viral…

That said, she’s based in LA, but out of Thailand and like any girl in Thailand I meet or see, I must ask myself whether I would still go through with it if I found out she she was a pre-opp tranny….and I probably would…because she’s just that hot…..

Enough of that – look at the pics.

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2014

14

Nov

Taylor Swift and her Leather Skirt of the Day

I feel like I am being brain washed by the Taylor Swift campaigns her team has been putting on for the last bunch of years, because for some reason I am actually look at her like she’s a sexual object, the way I am supposed to look at her, despite Diplo saying she has no ass, because she’s still got legs and a vagina and that’s good enough for me…

I don’t know if I like that she’s mind fucked the world…or if I just like her legs…or maybe I just like that she lets dudes plow through her…

I just know I like it and that’s all I need to know..

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2014

14

Nov

Doutzen Kroes Does the Squat of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a Victoria’s Secret model from the Netherlands, with a black husband and two black babies, aka a broken vagina that I guess she tapes up so that she can still participate in the Victoria’s Secret brain washing informercials, that the whole world is watching because they think these girls are hot, which they are, important, which they aren’t, and not peddling garbage sweat shop gear, which they are….because it’s all she’s ever done that matters….and without them…she’s nothing but a mom of two with a good body…and I guess that’s good enough.

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2014

14

Nov

Alyssa Barbara’s Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is ALYSSA BARBARA …she is a Canadian model who proves to fellow Canadians, like me, that we have hope as a people, that maybe we aren’t too far off the motherland, you know the UK, where we came from, as part of the Commonwealth where we both have the Queen on our money….and can have Glamour Models of our own…or maybe that the best resource isn’t oil sands, or hydro electricity, or Beiber…but this busty and majestic creature, far greater than any moose, who would be a perfect candidate to be our national sport, our national flower, even our national anthem…because I would worship this so good with my mouth….I’m patriotic like that.

Pics by Jai.Photo

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2014

14

Nov

Michelle Lewin’s in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Lewin is some big ass, possible fake ass, fitness immigrant who lives in Miami, when she’s not dominating instagram with her bullshit, where she’s rockin’ a bikini for the paprazzi, just like the other immigrant fame whores in bikinis on instagram, just working the beach everyday for the paparazzi, to give the agencies some shitty bikini pics of random nobodies pics to run, since tits get hits…and we like tits…and that’s why we are all looking at this…nonsense – but still worth staring.

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