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2014

15

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne is 16. So there’s nothing sexual in this. She’s just showing her fans her bikini because she just go it and really likes it. There’s nothing sexual going on here. She’s not sexualizing herself or trying to draw any male attention her way. She doesn’t even realize that she has male fans or that she’s the object of the sex offender’s eye. You know the kind of guy who has been around forever, totally into 16 year old girls, because they are young and illegal and there’s something appealing about getting with something you can get in trouble for getting with…you know the same guy who made a so many 16 and 17 year olds before Bella Thorne jumped into the mix, famous. We are talking Miley, Britney, Lohan…Selena..the list goes on and on where these girls at 16 start wearing less and less clothes to generate more and more buzz…you know not that Bella Thorne is posting this for those people. She’s doing it for her core fans…the girls who just care about what she’s wearing…there’s no strategy in this picture at all…it’s just totally innocent behavior…

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2014

15

Sep

Arianna Grande Playing Up the School Girl Fetish of the Day


I am surprised this fetish still exists…

I mean maybe it is because I got it out of my system in the late 90s when I would make the 18 year old recently graduated high school girls put on their school uniforms and tell me that they were naughty students while I played sex offender teacher…or maybe it’s just so fucking cliche that whenever I see it – I just roll my eyes knowing what this girl is up to..

It’s like intentionally drawing attention to herself, like a 35 year old mom on halloween because she can get away with it…all while flashing her panties…like she’s all innocent even though you know she knows exactly what she’s doing and this is all part of breaking free from the whole Disney or Childstar persona that was created after her parents sold her to the industry…

Sure, it’s not a bad thing, but I require a little more creativity…it’s like if I told my mistress or one of the girls I fuck on the side because my wife is a monster, that I wanted to roll play, and she showed up like this…I’d fuck her, because that’s what you do, but it would be more hate-filled thank to her lack of creativity…

It’s like step up your game girl…she’s fucking a black rapper with a huge cock…who fucks all the white-ish starlets – you’d think he’d fuck some sense into her..and make this school girl fetish less obvious….

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2014

15

Sep

Aubrey O’Day’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Aubrey O’Day was at one time the kind of hot girl from a reality show produced by Diddy, who fucked with Diddy, until Diddy decided to throw her away like Diddy has been rumored to do with all his side girls, as they are pretty interchangeable especially at his level of rich and famous…

She responded by eating her feelings, blowing the fuck up, and ending up on Celebrity Apprentice where she tried to prove she had a brain and that she was more than just that hardly talented singer from Palm Springs with fake tits her dad bought her early on to help get her ahead…

You know that she had a brain…now that her body was gone…

Only to realize there is nothing rewarding about having a brain, or coming second or third on the Apprentice, and the real joy comes when guys cum…to her pictures like she was some kind of pin-up girl…

So she threw in the black cock, took on some white cock, got into fitness and now can post half naked pics to instagram and twitter like she always wanted to…and it’s perfectly fine with me…what isn’t fine is that I know the Aubrey O’Day storyline when I shouldn’t even know that she exists because I am not really and never have been in her demographic…making her a reminder of all that is wrong in my life…

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2014

15

Sep

Eva Longoria Bikini Ass of the Day


The funny thing about Tattoos that I don’t think people realize when they are getting tattoos is that they are date specific. It’s like they are usually on trend when these people get them, because as you know tattoos are trendy, and fast forward a decade and you can see exactly what era they are from, and in turn you can usually accurately guess the age of the botox face that’s trying to trick you…like this Eva Longoria character who I like to hate on because she’s Mexican, and as a half Mexican with mommy issues directed at my Mexican mom, I have no choice…but also because she’s the kind of Mexican who pretends she’s not Mexican and hires Mexican staff like a white girl, to boss around like a white girl, until it comes to casting a Mexican for a movie, something she’s probably craving to do, in which case she’ll bring the fucking Mexican, like she is Halle Berry playing the black girl, winning Oscars and shit, despite being barely talented, not that acting requires talent, but really just delusion that makes you not feel humiliated in situations you should be humiliated in…

That said, she’s still got a good ass for a 40 year old….and I guess that counts for something…considering all it has been through…from NBA penis to god knows what else…it looks like it has survived…shitty tattoos and all…

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2014

15

Sep

Serena Williams Tennis Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Serena Williams embodies absolutley nothing tennis represents for me, and not because I am a white pant wearing socialite upper middle class motherfucker who sips cocktails at the tennis club, talking about my investments, or new ventures, while my mistress plays tennis as my wife spends my money shopping…but because I have always had a tennis fetish, maybe because I was never allowed in the tennis club, or maybe because skinny, fit, white girls flashing their panties while grunting like they are being savagely fucked up the ass as part of their sport is erotic…while these Serena Williams booty is just fucking savage…I mean it’s so big and scary and would require massive penis to deal with…

The good news is I know so many white dudes, rich white dudes, who love being smothered by this kind of thing, because it’s different and got more flavor than the skinny white girls who are with them for their money…

I am on the fence about whether this is good or bad, I just know I can’t stop staring…so it is something.

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2014

15

Sep

Nicki Minaj’s Butt Implant is Amazing of the Day

The rumor is that Nicki Minaj has ass implants. I guess the rumor is that any and all of these fat ass girls have ass implants, because we are in the era of the fat ass. I mean she really milks her ass like it was the cow that she is, she even makes songs about her ass, because she’s very into and about the ass…

I heard somewhere that she had a scare last week that one of the ass implants popped….because I guess unlike breast implant…they get more wear and tear….

I always just assumed she was fat as fuck and that the ass came with being fat as fuck, because despite being white as fuck and marketed to white people, she is still black and if you’ve ever sen a black girl in leggings, you’ll know they got ass…and that the ass implants were just designed for white girls to participate in this movement..that Kim Kardashian, original ass implant, is the leader of…

But then the above picture dropped, of her sitting on what looks like more of pillow than anything human or natural…and I guess that’s up for you to decide if it’s a real ass or a fake ass, because ultimately, I couldn’t care less…because it is Nicki Minaj and she’s the kind of fame whore planting these stories to get people talking…

She’s also the kind of girl to show off serious underboob to distract from the ass…

This is all such nonsense .Here she is with Ridiculous Underboob….CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Honeymoon Bikini Pic of the Day

Ashley Tisdale brings hope to girls everywhere, that as long as you are rich, famous, and have dudes everywhere wanting to be up inside you…even if you had botched plastic surgery, you career is dull, and you’re not as cute as you’re marketed to be…coupled with being Jewish enough to find a quality Jewish man who needs a Jewish girl to make him babies that are Jewish too, instead of those ghetto money grubbing converts, you can live happily ever too…and post honeymoon pics of yourself in a bikini…all wholesome at least in comparison to all the trash that is going on…

For some reason, I think there’s some level of merit in this. I mean Ashley Tisdale could just as easily posted pics of her spread asshole crying for attention, but she’s keeping things G Rated, and in a world full of smut, the G rated stuff is starting to become pornographic, appealing and sexy, like happily “just” married and starting a family like a good girl bikini pic, is replacing the single, sex crazed, half naked at the pool party crying for likes because I am an instagram selfie….

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2014

15

Sep

Iggy Azalea’s A Stripper of the Day

Dude…she did the pussy slap…

Fat ass, black cock loving Iggy Azalea, who managed to fuck her way from Australia to America, strategically from one black penis with connections to the next, who claims to have worked as a stripper because we are in the stripper era where popstars get on stage and do what I have seen strippers do for the last 25 years, the bend over pussy slap, and I guess I should be all for this trick being brought from the strip club to the stage in front of suburban 15 year old white girls everywhere, because stripping is empowering…at least for men..it teaches us that with enough money, these bitches will do anything…and I guess that’s an important lesson to know, it will motivate men everywhere to be the next Bill Gates, because money buys women…all while motivating little trashy girls everywhere that wearing a leotard or panties in public, despite your fat ass, only to do stripper designed dances…could lead to you being famous…or at least getting that rich man money…thrown at you…like it was raining..

I can’t see how this is good for anything or anyone…at least at cultural level of morals and values, but for boners everywhere the breeding of trashy sluts, I totally see how this is important…

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Sep

Shay Mitchell Had a Pool Party cuz she’s Rich of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some very very fucking popular Hollywood starlet to the tweens who may have never heard about because you are a grown ass man and you don’t really bother with shit that targets 12 year old girls like the show “Pretty Little Liars”…I know I’ve never seen an episode of it, even if I would have sex with the entire cast, meaning they may be insanely popular, rich and famous, in some circles, but they barely exist to me…unless they are in bikinis on instagram, in which case, they totally exist…and I try to masturbate to them…even if the pictures are of her strategically not showing any of her body while posing with food, which I guess is better than her eating, because eating is the one thing I hate admitting girls do, not because eating leads to shitting, but because food is the enemy that made my wife obese…and unfuckable, even though sometimes, I have to fuck her…

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