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2017

07

Aug

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Victoria’s Secret model who came out of no where a few years ago, yet continues to exist.

They say she’s from Portugal, but I think she’s from one of their workcamps they cultivate their women.

There is no way the evil empire that is the PANTY Company Victoria’s Secret, just finds random chicks to use in their campaigns.

This is some secret billionaire pervert society, and there’s more to the story…a story I am too lazy to dig into, or really conspire on…when really I’m good scoping out her bikini pics, that she posted on her social media, like all other half naked fame whores, doing bikini pics, on their social media…only this one gets paid for it…and has hard nipples, in a suit that looks too small for her…FUN

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2017

07

Aug

Ellie Bamber in a Bikini of the Day

Ellie Bamber is some pasty as fuck, almost transparent, white as you’d expect a ginger from the UK to be, actress and model apparently, who I’ve never heard of but that’s not saying much because my finger is in some fat pig of a woman in her 50s, not on the pulse of what is future or new…not to mention there are too many famewhoring sluts to keep track of…

She has been in Pride and Prejudice ZOmbies, a movie I have seen part of, I don’t know why or where, but I know the entire time I was thinking “who signed off on this garbage”…

She’s also dating someone who is apparently famous, who I’ve never heard of, and I guess he takes her to places she gets to put her youthful booty, that is an actual booty into a bathing suit, and I like to think this is probbaly some of her best work, and it’s not even that great, but 20 year olds in bikinis are alright…right…

I like the name bamber..sounds perverted..or maybe I’m just the perverted….because I am…

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2017

07

Aug

Fergie Bikini of the Day

The Fergie Monster and her fake tits are out in a bikini for the paparazzi because she’s trying to market herself now that she’s been kicked out of Black Eyed Peas and is putting together another solo record…I assume…that’s what all these old timer fame whores do…

Fergie is still a FACES of METH to me….because her meth addiction is the highlight of who she is….

To me this is her doing ICE in Paradise….but she’s probably not on ICE…just thinking about it..because Meth Heads, even when they make it, never forget being meth heads…yo know…they’d trade it all in for just one more hit…feeling like bugs are crawling under their skin if they could…but she can’t because she has shitty music to make..

FERGIE LICIOUS….

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2017

07

Aug

Bella Hadid Falling on her Face of the Day

Bella Hadid fell down some stairs the other day, I guess all the glitz and glam of the paparazzi watching her the way she wants to be watched, like she’s some kind of star with actual purpose, made her nervous our slip up….

Or maybe he did it on purpose, to give the paparazzi a story, some clickbait, fake news, in efforts of getting people to talk about her like “did you see Bella Hadid fall, we don’t have real issues in the world, let’s fixate on this nonsense…

Or maybe she did it so that she has an excuse to get another nose Job…..you know since the first one did so well for her little vapid rich kid life…

WHO knows, I’m just bummed she didn’t die in the process…because I am tired of hearing about all these fucking idiot.s

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2017

07

Aug

Rain Florence is the Future of the DAy

Her name is Rain Florence and she’s some weirdo hippie nudist….who is some serious fucking weirdo…and I don’t think she’s legit, I think she’s angling something..

She has a youtube channel….where she documents life as a nudist, despite her tan lines, where she washes her clothing in a shower, saying she doesn’t need electricity or clothing, but she’s filming herself in a well lit room…NOT very off the grid to me…

She also fucks a cucumber for her boyfriend….

She does URINE Enemas….

She’s so annoying, a joke, but naked….despite her large vagina….

She is so fucking annoying…

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2017

07

Aug

Scooter Rider’s Short Skirt in the Wind and Other Videos of the Day

Kids Film Their Mom Getting Fucked

Man Throws a Truck Load of Watermelons Outside Courthouse

Metal Work of the Day

Asian Woman Driver of the DAy

Naked Sasquatch Behind Walmart

Woman Steals Pizza Delivery Truck

Man Shoots Girlfriend, Uses Her Body as Shield from Cops

Mom Shoots Heroin In Front of her Kid

Man VS Panhandler

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

07

Aug

Iggy Azalea Butt Shot of the Day

Iggy Azalea’s fake ass is a nice reminder that dreams do come true if you’re a shameless hooker with a lie of a story who can polarize it and trick dudes who are into fucking her that she’s legit…

I know that an Australian coming to America…with work VISAs and a rap career only happen when money and scams are involved…so she can take her stripper stories that are clearly lies and shove them up her fake ass – if it still has a anus and it may not…because it’s been that ravaged…

Iggy Azalea is a girl who looks like Iggy Azalea…becuase she’s so fucking jacked….she’s still trying to convince you she’s not though…

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2017

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When a girl offers me a blowjob for 20 dollars, I always feel bad, like she’s so down on her luck, that I want to give her 25 dollars you know as a bonus, but the business man in me, always offers 10 dollars, because if she’s willing to do a blowjob for 20 dollars, she’ll likely do it for 10, you know…just that broken.

Here are some Morning Hangover stepLINKS…

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are Done
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Ashley Tisdale Shitty Cameltoe of the Day
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Dad in Speedo Trolling his Dancing Daughters
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Guardians of the Galaxy – Inferno
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Sophie Turner Gets Work Due to Social Media Followers
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Weird Dude Finds a Broken Paint Machine and Sings To the Beat…Like he’s EDM
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Clean Hit – Truck VS Bridge
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Ronda Rousey does WWE
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Opening an Old Safe
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2017

07

Aug

Usher’s Big Black Cadillac Herpes Accuser of the Day

Usher’s herpes accuser is named Quantasia Sharpton and she’s HUGE….a whole lot of big woman that is shocking to me because I thought Usher was into little white boys that make him lots of money…

Apparently, he likes them large….and in BIRTHDAY crowns…and giving birthday GIFTS…

She’s running after 6 million dollar check for getting the herpes, a pretty good payout considering most people get herpes for free, and the reality is, all these celebrities are dirt bags with herpes, the whole herpes thing is like a right of passage and PRECIOUS / Quantasia Sharpton should just embrace it and love the herpes…because last time I checked, you’re responsible for your own genitals and if you get an STD from unprotected sex with someone….that’s your fucking problem…you don’t deserve a fucking payout, but instead deserve just the herpes…

I think she’s pretty unreasonable, and should just be stoked that Usher fucked her due to her being a fucking pig….thanks to his weird sexual dysfunction, fetish of the rich man trying to explore weird places, something I get, because when all the hot pussy gets thrown at you, it’s more fun to deal with the garbage no one want…until the garbage comes back for pay. Instead of just being happy getting the bragging rights.

Either way, hilarious story, hilarious press conference…this is wonderful…

I just watched her press conference….and SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET THE HERPES!!!!

SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET THE HERPES!!!

She also said “Her health is very important to her”…..she’s 500 fucking pounds…what a fucking joke…I love that this is news…

I needed to list to some pig choking on her waddle to tell us SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET THE HERPES….BUT SHE COULD HAVE HAD THE HERPES….FROM USHER>>>SO PAY UP SHE’S A MOMMA NOW

Shut the fuck up, bitches like this should be sent to jail for wasting everyone’s time.

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2017

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know why my autocorrect keeps writing lesbian, I don’t have a lesbian fetish, lesbians hate me, but I guess I did see two lesbians in the park today, who I didn’t know were lesbians, because the young, new lesbians, look like regular hot chicks dressed like girls, unlike the lesbians of my generation, that look like LESBIANS, or what I guess would be considered TRANSGENDERED now….

Either way, one was on her stomach tanning, the other giving her what looked like a massage…I though…”how nice, girls are so good to each other”…then the one on her stomach full on grabbed her ass cheeks and spread them…for the one “massaging her”…to bury her fucking face in her ass…for a solid 20-30 seconds…or however long it was for me to realize I was having some kind of religious experience..

I mean, did they think they were alone in the park, did they not care, is everyone just that fucking horny, who knows, but let their willingness to be free inspire you into the weekend, like it inspired me…which isn’t really that much…but it was still cool to see sluts in action…when I’m used to seeing their slut curated feed on social media when I login to social media…

stepLINKS…before it’s too late…

Tranny of the Day
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Elsa Hosk – Belly Flasher
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Tarp Surfing at the Baseball Game and Other Bullpen Weirdness
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Mariah Carey – Fat
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Charlie XCX Fishnets
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The Best Moments of Tomorrowland 2017
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Spicer Refuses Dancing With the Stars
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J.Lo Hard Nipples
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MADISON BEER AT AN EVENT
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Balloons VS Power
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Heather Graham – Old Creeper
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Car Stuck Up Vertical in the Street
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Rita Ora – Hot Bikini
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Tiny Gun – the Dumbest Video Ever
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Terrible Video Explaining Radiohead Music
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Lindsay Pelas – Huge Boobs
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Narcos Season 3 Trailer
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Rob Pattinson Refused to Give a Dog a Handjob for a Movie – The Dog was Kristen Stewart
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Weird Puppy Grave Optical Illusion
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Pin Up Tits
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Big Asian Tit
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VR PORN
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Titty Flasher of the Day
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Boobs of the Day
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Naked and Amazing on the Hoverboard
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Naked in a Cheesy Shoot
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Girl and her Hitachi
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Some Porn Logic of the Day
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Office Flash
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2017

04

Aug

Madison Beer in a Bikini in Canada of the Day

Madison Beer is the beer I’d like to drink aggressively, all dripping down my face, on a hot summer day, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got big young tits, that Beiber recruited after her mom whored her out, and there’s something magical and amazing about that…

Interestingly enough, she is in MUSKOKA Canada, up on some LAKE JOSEPH shit, which for Toronto rich people with mansions, and Martin Short, must be excting…a little young social media famous, pussy filled by a BECKHAM, on their humble rich person LAKE…all because Drake has a music festival this weekend…and the pussy needs to follow the trends for fear of being irrelevant, or maybe she’s hosting a club night or something…all exciting for her, when really we just care about the bikini pics..

AND for the RECORD…I have no idea why I know why these SOCIAL media sluts are in canada…but I guess I’m dialed in, like a creepy pervert should be, without even really realizing it, it’s just innate creeping or some shit….and funny considering I barely troll social media, I’m more into getting nudes from fatties on tinder…

I wish I was more the SCUBA STEVE creeper underwater by the cottage she’s at…it would just make me feel like I have passion and purpose, when really I don’t care about anything that much, especially not Madison beer, who I didn’t even know who she was a few weeks ago, and even knowing who she is doesn’t excite me…..

But the good news is she’s out there whoring her tits like all other girls – so that we don’t need to creep…it’s convenient this young slut behavior we should all encourage and appreciate…so that we get the content we need without leaving our couches and/or getting arrested!

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2017

04

Aug

Alison Brie Cleavage of the Day

Alison Brie is some well liked, at least in the nerd world, actress who was on a show called Community and more recently….GLOW….the girls of wrestling…

I have never seen Community or GLOW….and I am not sold on her awkward looking face…but I am into her big old tits…tits I’d like to smear on the cracker or maybe a Baguette that is my penis but much bigger than my penis…since my penis is more of a crumb than somehting of substance…not that you care about my penis, or maybe you do, stop talking about my penis faggot…..

That said, I’d like to smear her tits on me / my face like were a nice slice of creamy brie…but maybe I am just addicted to cheese, all cheese, lesbian cheese, breast milk cheese, because cheese has the same effect as OPIATES…and are addictive…and it has nothing to do with ALISON BRIE….or her toplessness – that you can see in these artist rendition look-a-like – performance art pics I saw of her….

Or maybe you like her better at events…showing cleavage…of tits you know are wonderful…

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2017

04

Aug

Julianne Hough Fish Killer of the Day

Julianne Hough is rocking’ out her Honeymoon, despite being sad she couldn’t marry the best fuck of her life…her brother..and she documented her fishing / possibly KILLING a living creature on her social media for her fans – who are Dancing with the Stars watchers, and thus are trailer trash, since most sophisticated people, don’t watch network TV….and not even really sophisticated people, but people who own computers / tablets and smart phones…the concept of checking into ABC at 8 pm is just fucking gnarly to anyone with a brain…

From my experience, those are the same kind of people super into fishing, it is a common sport, for trash, and seeing a bikini babe pander to them catching fish must drive them nuts…

I figure I cater to the same simple minded retard who still has cable and loves fishing…so here’s some PORN for you bud.

Here’s a butt shot..

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2017

04

Aug

Nicola Peltz is Still a Billionaire, Still Trying of the Day

Nicola Peltz is the daughter of some billionaire, who threw some money at his friend’s movie, because that’s how billionaires work, they buy their daughters careers in the industry they want to be part of to make up for neglecting the fuck out of them while making the billions…

So, she did Transformers, proved Megan Fox has no real talent or skill, and that some rich kid with no training can do her job for her….and now she’s out sucking Codeine pops in a club, being skinny and hot and rich and useless how we like em….because skinny rich girls are everything….I know I just said Katie Price Jordan was everything but different things can be everything in their own right..stop trying to OPPRESS…

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2017

04

Aug

Katie Price and her Hard Nipple on her Monster Tits of the Day

Katie Price Jordan is Iconic…at least to me, because I’ve been doing this website for a long fucking time, and despite them saying if you put 10,000 hours into something, you become an expert, where as I have become progressively worse, less interesting, less followed, less relevant…I am BLOCKBUSTER.

That said, Katie Price, someone you’d expect to also be BLOCKBUSTER, because she’s old and irrelevant, but an iconic monster titty model from many years ago, who still has her mosnter titties that don’t need a bra, because they can’t sag, they are too full to sag…basketballs and hard nippled, in what I find amazing, because you’d assume her nipples would have fallen off during some of the surgeries..

That SAID, I’m a forever fan. She is everything.

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