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2024

08

Apr

Taylor Momsen’s Skinny Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Taylor Momsen has been pretty committed to her rock and roll thing for a while now.

She’s 30 years old and it seems like she dropped out of acting a long time ago, but the whole rock and roll thing is probably still acting, because no one can seriously be stoked on rock and roll, unless they are just doing a cash grab from half retard committed fans who won’t grow out of their high school rock phase.

She’s been in the industry since she was 3 years old, so we can assume that she’s got a lot of fucked up trauma from fucked up situations, but none fucked up enough to lead her to rock and roll. It’s a weird thing for a girl to be into.

She just announced that she’s opening for AC/DC this summer, they are apparently still alive, and I am sure it will be a big tour because people fucking love AC/DC….while I’m more into how she released the news, flashing the skinny ass in a red bikini, because she’s still skinny, despite being 30…which may be the biggest accomplishment she’s had, even bigger than being in Grinch who Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey…

I mean skinny blondes in bikinis are exciting.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2024

08

Apr

Skai Jackson’s Foot Content of the Day

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Skai Jackson is some Disney Kid who is 21 years old. She was on Dancing with the Stars a few years ago, so someone considers her to be a star from her Disney Career. I don’t really know anything she’s been in, since I am a grown up and don’t watch that shit, but she’s apparently got a big following and matters.

She apparently had some beef with OnlyFans model and Dr Phil creation Bhad Bhabie and she got in trouble for running a $5 raffle for a Macbook on her social media…

Yes, I read HER wikipedia page to set up this amazingly weird post where she’s producing foot fetish content on her social media for the weirdo foot fetishists who we can all agree are hilarious in their commitment to feet, but even better now that girls give into their demands because girls are whores and pretend that the foot thing is harmless, safe for work, but the things being done to their feet videos are on another level of weird, so I like to push that anyone producing feet content are pretty much whores who whore different.

Posted in:Skai Jackson

2024

08

Apr

Mackenzie Ziegler’s Panty Selfie of the Day

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I don’t really know anything about Mackenzie Ziegler, so these selfies are about a month old, but since we’ve now officially survived the total eclipse of my heart, I figure why not make them the first pictures I post after that near apocalyptic event that never happened, unless the portal is opened and the Super Hero Villains are flooding our dimension with their evil….

She’s a 19 year old with millions of followers, who I guess is affiliated to Maddie Ziegler, the dance daughter from dance moms that we’ll assume this one was also on.

I find the whole child dancing show disturbing and when SIA used the sister in her music videos I thought she was on a serious creeper….because casting a teen to be in her music video if you look at life through the eclipse goggles I wear called “perverted lens”…where no one, especially in Hollywood has pure intentions…

I assume most of their fans are creeps from watching them dance as children because watching them grow up is exciting to them…but that could be the perverted lens again….

So there pervert fans must be happy that they’re not the only perverts, because Kenzie as she calls herself takes panty selfies, since we live in a world where girls feel the need to take pics of their panties on for social media…which wasn’t really how ladies conducted themselves in my time of the 1800s….we had to get them drunk to get to see their panties…the old fashioned way.

So evolution of humanity is pretty great…for us perverts..

: goodnight

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2024

08

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Looking Hot for Fashion of the Day

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We are 30 minutes out from the start of the eclipse, which may be opening up the floodgates from hell and leading to the rapture. I am sure there are hippie freaks who are taking this eclipse very seriously and flew down to Mexico to do some half naked ritualistic dance on some psychedelic, because they are rich and need something to do to add purpose to their meaningless lives….but I’m more in the school of thought that I am surprised I even know it’s happening because I am so detached from all these annoying internet trends…in previous eclipses, I’ve only realized while they happened that they were happening…

Anyway, 30 minutes out and I’m here celebrating Rosie Huntington-Whitely, in the event that it is total chaos and this is my last message sent out to the world though a site no one reads…

It wasn’t strategically planned that it would be Rosie Huntington-Whitely, but it just sort of landed this way and I’m actually happy it is because over the entirety of her career and this site, I’ve been nothing but hyped on her.

Out of all the celebs I’ve hated on, made fun of, called old and fat and useless, this one has always been on of my favorites who I can’t speak badly about…

I used to try to use her as a beacon of hope for the bald guys out there because Jason Statham landed her, but when you look into Statham or watch his movies, you realize he’s an exceptional human and your bald ass will remain alone…

I’ve always thought her posh, luxurious and very high society British demeanor complemented her hot tits being exposed for fahsion and I’ve liked that she’d be the kind of girl who wouldn’t acknowledge my presence if I happened to be stuck in a room with her, she’d just pretend to not hear me or not be bothered with me and that’s the kind of snobbery I like…the real kind, not this fake instagram chick thinking she’s important or fancy…but an actual bitch who is fancy and knows she’s from another class of humans who doesn’t interact with peasants like us.

Well, she was paid by fashion brand Dolce and Gabbana to attend an event, her dress was see through, and she’s pretty wonderful….the kind of thing I’d want to be stuck in a bomb shelter with during this DOOMSDAY style event, that won’t end up being a DOOMSDAY event because we’re not that lucky, but Stathem is…I mean holy shit, she’s like 40 now and still a master of our penies…

Posted in:Rosie Huntinton-Whitley

2024

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian and her Titties in a Bikini of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted a staged paparazzi picture of her ass, because she probably flew the paparazzi out to Turks and Caicos with her family to capture all their “paparazzi style” pictures in a controlled environment, since they are old and prefer to run the narrative rather than risk actual paparazzi finding them and taking pics of them in an unfavorable light, even though any Kim Kardashian picture is unfavorable as far as I’m concerned, but I’ve always found her to look like a demonic troll sent to ruin a generation of people, even though she’s more of a bottom feeding mooch who just rode the collapse of the culture better than most, since riding is her thing…even if done lazily based on that sex tape that created her.

Anyway, I saw the staged paparazzi ass picture and I said, that’s clearly the demonic trolls’ ECCLIPSE post because I could spot that fake and weird ass on a phone screen on the other side of the subway car and know it was Kim Kardashian’s weird fucking moon, blocking out the sun and really all that is good in the world…

Now that she’s old and totally manufactured, I like to think she’s trying to be sexy in her content in a competitive with Kanye’s hot new wife, CENSORI, but they are probably all working at this shit in tandem so that they can reign at the top of the internet pop culture feed as king and queen, even though they should all be beheaded and replaced with better pussy.

Anyway, check this 45 year old hybrid human trying to seduce with her nastiness half naked in Turks and Caicos…vile…but we’d all still let it stain our pants…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2024

08

Apr

Eleashea Barham is the Instagram Of The Day

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Eleashea Barham and Bailey is pretty much a modern day circus act, because the modern day circus is a bunch of assholes on the internet fighting for attention by being the most viral at the freak show…because being the most viral at the freak show gets you fucking paid and even if you’re in the top 10 percent of viral freak shows, you still get fucking paid, and getting paid buys you shit and buying shit makes you feel better about your existence and allows you to show off even more than you did before going viral….it’s a cycle of greed, narcissism and lucky for us, it comes with tits..

So this Eleashea Barham chick is a curvy content seller on Playboy’s content creator platform, OnlyFans and even Patreon…just hustling her instagram following from all angles with her half naked pics that aren’t even that hot, but that are hot enough to lure in lonely bros with credit cards…which I guess is what it’s all about..

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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It’s the eclipse, we’re all going to die…

So find a tit to suck on for the rebirth of mankind thanks to portals into other dimensions being opened up….

I don’t really know what all the hype around this eclipse is, but some religions are doing animal sacrifices to bring on the anti-christ, while NASA is firing rockets at the shadow of the moon, and other organizations are starting up their collider to open up the gateway to hell, and it’s people are panicking, claiming national emergencies, like shit is Y2K but more sinister….

I’m pretty sure nothing is going to happen, which is unfortunate, since we could use a reset for all of mankind….a little cleansing the world of humans, or maybe an apocalyptic event to at least get us off our computers to start living again.

Our moms gave us their tits to nourish us into this life and I feel like none of us have really done the most with that gift and we should collectively be punished for it…but first, lets scope out the milk filled tits, which is really the best part of the story of life…you know, other than the whole creampies.

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2024

07

Apr

Mimi Jade is the Instagram Of The Day

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Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Mimi Jade

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the fucking weekend, get off the computer and go chase some fucking nude chicks in front of waterfalls…

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Courtney Econ is the Instagram Of The Day
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Suki Waterhouse Has Given Birth!
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Gracie Hunt’s Tailgate Must-Haves!
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Pervert Captured Sticking His Head Up Young Girls Skirts
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Elephant being unloaded from a truck gets hit by a scooter, elephant goes wild
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Dashcam clip of a car going out of control and getting into a bad crash
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Zach Wilson’s WAG Nicolette Dellanno’s Dressed Up and Lookin’ Hot!
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NEAR MISSES
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The Comeback King Corey Feldman
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Love is Blind: Chelsea opens up on hidden celebrity comparisons after Megan Fox fiasco
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Chris Pine Goes Undercover in “Poolman”!
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Olivia Wilde Nipple Pokies in a Purple Sports Top!
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Alica Schmidt is Training Hard!
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NARCISSISM AND SOCIAL MEDIA VOL28
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The 10 Most Hilarious Glamour Shot Portraits
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Elsa Hosk Goes Braless, Flaunts Sexy Body at Vinivia App Launch
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Woman giving birth to an alien prank
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Lucy Pinder for Pony Magazine
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Sophie O’Neill shows us her big behind with selfies
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Bri Teresi Golfs With her Friend!
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Kiss sells catalog + and cleans up
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Some of the craziest Mercedes fails ever
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Megan Thee Stallion and Gorilla team Up!
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Giraffe with a tire stuck around her neck gets rescued
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No Fly Zone lol
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34 of the Wildest Things People Own
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Painting tricks that are hidden from people
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Jutta Leerdam in the Off Season!
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Scary footage of a plane in Moscow on fire
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Out Of Control Car Ruins Everyone’s Day
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Ice Spice in a Tiny See Through Top!
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Very dangerous job of an HV cable inspector
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: KYLAYESENOSKY
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Sommer Ray’s Sexy Bikini Selfies Will Leave You Breathless
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POV footage of a bag being checked at the airport
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SLUM FIGHTS E119
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45 Hot And Sexy Busty Girls
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Mariah Carey … Vintage Sideboob !
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Hilarious invisible touch prank scares people
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Jutta Leerdam is Snapping Selfies!
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19 Surprising Industry Secrets That More People Need To Be Made Aware Of
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Paige Lorenze Launches a Collection!
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3D speed comparison between F1 and NASCAR
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The Ugliest House in America season 5: Everything we know so far
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Distressed whale gets rescued by a group of brave fishermen
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Kendall Jenner – Sheer Red Dress
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Serinda Swan – Some type of black stockings Photoshoot
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Scarlett Johansson – Mostly her face & two Prada bag pics
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Olivia Rodrigo – Guts Tour in Boston
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Marsai Martin – Good Times special screening in Los Angeles
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Eiza Gonzalez – Seen outside Chiltern Firehouse in London
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Elsa Hosk – Vinivia App launch event in Los Angeles
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Josephine Skriver – JOJA Photoshoot
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Jenna Ortega – Madame Figaro
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Camila Mendes – Who What Wear
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Olivia Rodrigo – Seen out in New York
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Aidra Fox Boob Job! New Bigger Tits!
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Stranger ALMOST Ruins The Moment
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Amber Campisi Vol 6 Set 2 Pinupfiles
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The Horse Cock Has Got to Go
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Booblicious Birthday: Stella Hudgens Flaunts All in Topless Extravaganza
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Fetish Psychology – why we love Fetish Live Cams so much
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Enjoys Being Topless (GIF)
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Perfect Butt!
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FINE AF Blonde Fucked (GIF)
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“Hannahowo” Naked Soapy Shower
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Elly Clutch Shifting Gears Playboy
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Casca Akashova Mission Of Seduction
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Rose Ayling-Ellis see-through at a swanky bullshit event
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4 REASONS TO SAY “WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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The Last Barbarian – Mind Flyer Scene (Sex Game)
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Butt Plug for the Outdoor Fuck!
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Feet are a fetish! For Foot Fetish Webcams Fans
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Girl eats her friend’s pussy while she gets ready for gangbang
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Yonia Nude in a Bath!
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‘Lingerie Tease’ with Danielle Sellers via Hayley’s Secrets
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The Order of Oaken Emerald (Sex Game)
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Maria Schneider in Last Tango in Paris (1972)
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Ines Cudna Steamy Sauna Siren
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Educating a Glory Hole Rookie
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Sugar Daddy Hookup Regret
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Eating Elsie’s Pussy While She’s Studying!
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Library Girls!
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Nude Sonya Blaze is Colorful!
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Stepsis sucking off my cock on a family trip
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Bella Rolland Working Pro Boner BaDoinkVR
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2024

05

Apr

Bianca Censori’s Pretty Substantial of the Day

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Bianca Censori is Kanye’s hot wife who I am hoping makes Kim Kardashian hate herself because clearly Censori is the look that Kim K has been trying to achieve with all her procedures over the years, but more importantly, Censori still has her youth and is not some menopausal hag who has expired a few times over. Even in her prime Kim K didn’t look anything like this and the only reason people even think she was hot in the first place was witchcraft.

Censori looks like the kind of body that a nerd would draw and jerk off to, you know one of them fantasy bitches….big tits, hot ass, small waist…and lucky for us their creative direction for her, which we will assume is the creative direction for Kanye’s brand, is to wear underwear as outerwear.

It’s not a new concept, to have a girl walking around in pantyhose, but it’s the next level of leggings and when this hits the mainstream, we’ll be thanking YE (his new name) for all he’s done to inspire a generation….

Clearly, they are going to be taking on Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS brand with a hotter version of KIM and they have the genius mind of the HOMIE and previous / ONLY DrunkenStepfather Advertiser thanks to the LEGEND DOV CHARNEY…who was the man behind American Apparel.

For those of you who don’t remember, American Apparel was hands down the hottest and most influential clothing brand in the last 30 years.

That shit got girls in leggings, body suits, sheer shirts with no bras and it was like hot sex cult with 100s of locations…

BUT the evil regime decided to cancel him, call his loans, kick him out as CEO, sell his assets off for pennies on the dollar, and leave the world a much SADDER and MORE annoying WOKE place….because everyone became uptight assholes…

THE FUTURE SEEMS BRIGHT – SIGN ME UP….

Posted in:Bianca Censori