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2015

19

May

Queen Latifah Tits for Bessie of the Day

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I was once in an elevator with Queen Latifah, who is probably the most rugged, gangster acting bitch, with an entourage of seriously hardcore dykes, who you know she puts up inside her vagina to recreate child birth, it’s a fetish…and she was actually really friendly to me and if anything I was the one weirded out because I thought I walked in on some deep south lesbian gang meeting…

Well, it turns out that she’s got tits that I’d expect her to have, being overweight and older, and the reality is that these are the kinds of tits that got me through the 70s thanks to national geographic, and the kind of tits that could feed a village, that still excite me because they are floppy, real, and borderline disgusting…at least if you were to see them on an 18 year old instagram model the second the Victoria’s Secret bra gets pulled off…but on a middle aged black woman…they are heavenly…

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2015

19

May

Scientologist in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Her name is Alanna Masterson and she’s a Scientologist…a Scientologist in a bathing suit…which is really the best way to view Scientologists…I mean that and in their steam rooms…where they are cleansing their bodies from drugs thanks to the words of wisdom of a drug store, pulp, sci/fi writer who was broke and figured “why don’t I make my smut into a religion”…and found a solid following that turned it into the billion dollar cult…something I one day aspire to achieve with this site, because if you can turn smutty nonsense into a billion dollars, I an provide the smutty nonsense…

Join me…in this journey of spiritual enlightenment by staring at a smoking Masterson…who is fatherless thanks to Scientology forcing you to disconnect by people who leave the church…meaning she’s got the level of daddy issues I want grinding against my leg while listening to love songs…

Posted in:Alanna Masterson

2015

19

May

Eddie Petterson for Purienne of the Day

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According the my extensive journalistic research, this is Eddie Petterson’s ass by Purienne, who I still think is one of the better “naked for fashion” creeper photographers who walks the line of softcore porn and fashion porn all thanks to shooting models and not hooker porn chicks…

She’s Gluten Free, Sugar Free, Vegan…according to her instagram she’s not that famous…but she’s a food blogger, perpetuating healthy eating, because the world eats like shit, and because of that, don’t have asses like this, but should have asses like this, so follow her fucking program, and start by taking some before ass pics and sending them to me, because I like looking at pics of asses…

Posted in:Eddie Petterson|NSFW

2015

19

May

Kate Beckinsale Getting Spanked of the Day

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I don’t know if the dude slapping Kate Beckinsale’s ass is her boyfriend, hired help, door man, or just some random dude walking behind her that looks like he’s slapping her ass, but that’s probably because the only thing I know about Kate Beckinsale is that she’s got some 17 or 18 year old daughter…despite looking young and hot and more importantly like someone that nerds everywhere are obsessed with and have been obsessed with the last decade thanks to being in one nerd movie, because apparently that’s all it takes..

So if you want a sustainable career and fan base, have you kid with a rich guy when you’re 18, so that you get an allowance for the rest of your life, allowing you to focus on having sex with producers who make nerd movies, securing a fan base for the rest of your life, and all you really need to ensure is that you maintain a fit body…and if you’re only job is to work out 2 hours a day…instead of going to some shitty office…it’s not too much to ask…

That said, she still looks good, even if you racists are mad that a man of darker complexion looks like he’s having his way with her because he’s probably rich as fuck…or the door man…I don’t know where this story is going…but look at the pictures..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2015

19

May

Woman VS Mistress and Other Videos of the Day

Australian Fast Food Brawl

Rolling Tire Takes Out Old Lady

Apparently Cop Unloads 109 Rounds on Suspect….

Gary the Goat for Breast Cancer

Texas Bachelor Party of the Day

Spanish Fans…

Immigrant Cop VAN VS Stairs in One of the LEast Eventful Videos of the DAy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

19

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My life is more than just posting pictures of titties…and it is more than linking to titties…but also very heavily based on staring at titties…everywhere I go…and I’m not even into tits, they are just more interesting than anything tits have to say…so they give me something of value to stare at…

So my advice today..is mute out all words and stare at them tits.

Here are some links…

Mermaid of the Day
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Anastasia Ashley’s Ass With Some Girl With Horse Teeth
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Stephen Colbert’s Commencement Speech
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Salma Hayek has Tits
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Batter Catches a Fastball
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Naked Latino
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Girls in Sports Bra
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Leighton Meester is Pregnant
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Jaden Smith is a Space Man
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Apparently SNL and Louis CK Ripped Off Some Other Comedian
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Chrissy Teigen’s Tits…and Pug Face
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Dude Who Lost 400 Pounds..
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Rihanna On Stage Diddle…
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Girls Tugging on their Clothes..
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Rebel Wilson is Actually 36…Which Makes Sense Because it Takes Years to Get Fat
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2015

18

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

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The bikini game in Canada is pretty fucking weak…at least in this part of white trash Canada where you’d expect at least one meth addicted stripper to be getting a tan…..but all I see is a sea of gunts hanging over bikini bottoms one size too small…

I guess Canada’s memorial day from Queen Victoria is shit…but then again, I wouldn’t expect anything more than shit for myself…

Except these links…these links are gold.

Girls with Thigh Gaps…
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Bill O’Reilly Accused of Assaulting Ex-Wife
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Kendall and Kylie Get Booed
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Loretta Sanchez Mocks Natives
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Lupita in a Bikini….
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Some Babes at Cannes
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Crazy Woman Car Chase
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Julia Pereira in a Bikini is Awesome
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Scarlett Johansson Squat
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Slut of the Day
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YoU Can Almost See up Taylor Swift’s Skirt
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Taylor Swift PDA!!!
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Sexiest Jennifer Aniston Pics
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ESPN Slip Up
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Charli XCX in Concert
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Margot Robbie in Yellow..
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Roman Candle VS Drone
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Rihanna Did SNL
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Paris Hilton Lives
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Salma Hayek’s Tits are Tired of Sexism
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Charlotte McKinney Still Ugly Faced and Big Breasted and On TV
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Some Random Bitch I’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman Does Cannes
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Julia Styles Titties…
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Martha Hunt is Amazing
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Man Held Up Bank to Bail Girlfriend Out of Jail
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Kate Beckinsale Still Looks Hot
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Mama June Humps a Horse
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Kendall Jenner Ass in Leggings
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Huge Fucking Tits..
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Kids React to Kylie Jenner Lips
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Parker Posey Does 70s Palm Springs at Cannes
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Jewel’s Fat Ass in a Bikini
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90s Nostalgia
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Black ghetto bitches broadcast from their dirty ghettoes:
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Bendy Bitch
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A Whole Bunch of Thongs
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Maniac Gives No Fucks
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Greek Sluts!
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Sex on a Unicorn
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Olivia Munn Playboy 2007
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Cam Girl is Funny…..when she Orders Pizza….
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Latex Lesbos!
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Lisa Ann Does Fishnet Everything
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Massage of the Day
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Sophie Marceau Nipples!
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Oiled Lesbians
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More Lesbians
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And More Lesbians
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The Hottest Webcam Experience You’ll Ever Have…Ever
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

18

May

Diane Kruger’s Cannes Panty Flash and Natalie Portman’s Cannes Can of the Day

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Cannes is the classiest of Film fest, you know where celebrities and producers from around the world unite for a week of luxury, filled with yachts, expensive dinners, the mediterranean, million dollar deal making and promoting movies…

It also has a good amount of euro trash hooker type girls with their fake tits working promotional events…or their married producer clients like they were Victoria Silvstedt…mixed with a little celebrity bikini and panties….thanks to people like Diane Kruger….

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of Diane Kruger CLICK HERE

And Natalie Portman….

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of Natalie Portman CLICK HERE

Posted in:Diane Kruger

2015

18

May

Sienna Miller in a Bikini of the DAy

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Sienna Miller is an actress I actually used to like…not because I really like any actresses and I am convinced that all acting is a fucking scam lie…but actors won’t ever let you know that…because it will ruin their scam that makes them a lot of money and pretend to be important….when really nothing they do matters and are just interchangeable puppets…

But Sienna Miller just had something about her and that was a willingness to get naked in every movie she did…and a hot body…in every movie she did….and she just kept getting cast in everything…and I guess faded out and had a bunch of kids…that didn’t really damage her body…at least not the visible part of her body…she could very well have a gaping vagina and ass…but who could really be sure that was from the baby and not all the cock she went through in her 20s when she was getting famous…

All this to say…she’s glorious and I want to sing her love songs…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sienna Miller

2015

18

May

Jewel in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

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Little know fact…Jewel wrote this song for me….

I was living in a small Alaskan town and we had a whirlwind romance that left her homeless and living out of her car, forced to drive to LA to land a record deal and become insanely famous, despite not being that good at music, but clearly good at something that leads to record deals..that I call…song writing…lyrics that make lonely women feel emotions…but I’ll tell you one thing…she was a much better desperate girl in the 90s pre-youtube trying to go viral…by probably going viral in her own way…these record execs all have herpes…

And sure…that story was a lie, and Jewel didn’t write a song for me…but she has impacted my life by making me nicer to the homeeless girls I fuck…because they are affordable..because they may be rich and famous one day and I want to be the guy they remember being the one who hosed them down and gave them a half eaten sandwich…

Here she is in a bathing suit…no longer homeless…but stil lshowing her pussy definition…

Posted in:Jewel

2015

18

May

Miley Cyrus is Not Nearly Slutty Enough on Vacation of the Day

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Miley posted some vacation pictures of herself because her life isn’t a fucking vacation as it is…and she needs to go to tropical places to really understand what being relaxed is…and I guess it gives her a chance to just be herself…which is a clothed Disney Starlet…who doesn’t need to pretend she’s weird because that’s what the hipster mainstream and the label wants…and she doesn’t have to show her nipples because that’s what I want..and she can just be normal…with a group of black guys who she’d want you to think are gang banging her but who are probably…

Suck this pussy just like you should…in this weird Dolly Parton style ho down where the square dancing caller is aggressive about pussy eating…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

18

May

Ashley Benson’s Snapchat of the Day

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This just in….Ashley Benson has snapchat…She also has tits…and I guess the two have come together…in this glorious moment that would be more impressive if she wasn’t 10 pounds overweight..and if I had never seen her topless in Spring Breakers and in paparazzi pics…but the world…with their 15 second attention span…probably appreciates this…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2015

18

May

Lady Gaga Naked in an Art Flim of the DAy

I don’t know what this bootleg video of a video is from because I don’t care about Lady Gaga and her artistic endeavours that are really just her trying to find some level of authenticity in what she does because she know she’s a hack, rich kid puppet, who is playing a lie because it makes her money, and that she needs to get naked and strip down for actual artists, or other rich kids pretending to be artists…because it gives her some level of credibility…and I guess what it comes down to..is that she’s got good tits.

Posted in:Lady Ggaa

2015

18

May

In and Out ad Campaign of the Day

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Here is an In and Out AD Campaign that would have cost In and Out over 1,000,000 dollars or more to pull off if it was planned, unless it was planned and they were the sponsor of the Billboard awards and did pay 1,000,000 dollars to make this happen, in what the marketing people would call and activation or product placement….because these girls are puppets designed to sell product…fascinating…but not really….

I just can’t imagine any of these girls doing anything like this for free…it’s not in their core personality..

Too bad this isn’t the last supper….for all this trash…

Posted in:Advertising

2015

18

May

Catherine McNeil’s Naked for Vogue of the Day

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This Australian is named Catherine McNeil… she’s an Australian model….who has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..which would probably explain why she’s a lesbian engaged to an MTV Australia VJ…sure lesbianism is fashionable…and it is good for PR…but I like to think it comes from a darker child rape place.

Here she is modeling…lookin’ good…beause she’s naked…in Vogue…beause she’s fashionable..

Posted in:Catherine McNeil