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2015

15

Apr

Katy Perry’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Katy Perry is chubby little a pop star…with a massive and insane following…all for music that isn’t even that good…but that for some reason gets a lot of airplay and makes no sense to me…

Her dancing is awkward…her talent questionable, but through it all…failed relationship, after Failed relationship…she’s maintained something….something magical…no not her bad skin….but rather her amazing tits..not that they are that amazing out of a bra…but in a bra…those fuckers have volume…

I’ve spent years mocking, laughing, hating on her because her songs pollute my life and I don’t ask them to…..but I don’t care, I mean bitch is rich as fuck, doing what she wants, probably has no real friends…but may not be looking for substance…at least that’s what I would assume because if she was about substance…her content would probably be a little fucking higher concept and a lot less “flashy lights for retards to buy into”…but who cares about that…when you got tits…

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2015

15

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Does Rehab of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin checked herself into rehab….

As much as you want to laugh at rich girls and theri silly problems….you know for being spoiled brats in their spoiled world…the fact is that money or access only really excites people who don’t have it…when you do have it, you don’t know anything but that…so your expensive problems…in your mind..are actual problems…and these idiots medicate….

So as a poor little rich girl, with a hot mom…and hot yoga stepmom…and a narcissist dad she’s on a stage, without really asking to be put on a stage, even though everyone seems to want to be on a stage…thanks to social media and narcissism…and I guess it all just broke her down…

It’s like for a minute she was in love with some surf dude, then she wanted to be a model, but was too fat for Sports Illustrated, turning her to fitness….opening the door for all her little LA rich kid friends…like Kendall, and Gigi, and even her Cousin Hailey…to move in on the Bieber train and basically get everything she wanted….

Blogs and sites mocked her, called her names, I am sure haters hated on her social media…at one point in time she blocked me, turned into a lesbian who dated some rape victim rapper and things went dark…

But through it all…she has maintained her tits..and tits..is really all it is about…

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2015

15

Apr

Izabel Goulart’s Got Legs of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is a model…and in being a model…she has legs..but not just any legs…fucking amazing legs….otherswise she would be an amputee and that would be a whole other kind of modeling…you know her campaigns would solely be based on being inclusive with a little level of controversy so people talk about the brand….you know being the company that uses legless models…kinda like a lot of brands are doing now with fat chicsk….or as the industry calls them “plus sized”…which in and of itself is the equivalent of calling a bitch fat…it’s like “I’m not small penised, or dickless, or pathetic…I’m a man with female-like genitals”…one day…maybe society will be more authentic…and call shit for what it is..

Like I call Izabel a tranny face, who generates buzz with workout porn, who rocks an insane model body, that is almost unnatural to look at…but still amazing to look at…right…

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2015

15

Apr

Topless Woman Talks About her Mastectomy…and Other Videos of the Day

FEMEN Protest

Bus Driver Knocks Out Passenger

Movie Theater Fight

Man Feeds His Leech

Old Man Driving his Pipe

The Hood Catches a Guy Who Robbed an Old Lady

Boyfriend Accuses Woman of SLeeping With the Wu Tang Clan

Robert Pattison dancing at Coachella

High School Girl Fight

Japanese Old Man VS Fireworks

Woman Gets Stripped for Sleeping With Another Woman’s Husband

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2015

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Even though none of this really matters, you know these idiots who think they matter, because they have tits and an instagram, I am still going to spend my day looking at this nonsense, because I really have nothing else to do…

I figure if we were struck with natural disaster…humanity would re-establish itself, find itself and realize…..no one gives a fuck about a selfie when you’re fighting for survival…

So let’s stop being suburban, idiots just wasting away, and let’s start hoping for a natural disaster…because maybe we can collectively pull that together.

Here are some morning links…

Bill Gates Daughter Porn…Without the Porn
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It is a Sad Day for Gold Diggers Everywhere
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Kanye Walks on Water….
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Erin Heatherton on Dating Leo…
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is Amazing
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Tim McGraw Wants to Steal Your Gun
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Feed the Bearded Dragon
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Chris Hemsworth on the Future of Him with Marvel
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Tree Falls on the Chairlift
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Hilary Duff in a See Through at Coachella
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Robert Pattinson Dancing at Coachella
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2015

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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So telling a girl that you’re glad you don’t talk dirty to her, in hopes of her asking you to talk dirty to her will not get you talking dirty to her…she’ll likely agree with you…

Telling a recently imported Russian babe on Tinder, who is probably a model, that you want to buy her off the internet and asking her for her site…is not a good way to trick her into doing nude shoots for you….

Making fun of people, including but not limited to low levl celebrities…is no way to live…

We should all start a commune in the middle of the jungle somewhere…Jim Jones without the mass suicide that shit..

I’ll start a kickstarter to get funding…while you clock on the stepLINKS…

The Rihanna May Be Doing Drugs Because She Does Drugs Video
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Girls Draw their Ideal Penis
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A Lot of Fucking Side Boobs
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Charlize Theron is Hot for Esquire
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Hannah Ferguson in Lingerie
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High School Cat Fight
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Doutzen Kroes Nipples on Instagram
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Topless Water Whore
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Slut of the Day
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Scarjo in a Black Dress…
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SHia LaBeef’s Rat Tail
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Rihanna in a Bikini Top
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Bella Thorne in Shorts
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
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Cop and his Taser
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Trampoline Bag Jump
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Rachel Hunter See Through
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J.Lo in a Movie About MILFS
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Bieber Ariana Grande Weirdness
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Hot Chick Named Kacy Anne Hill…
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Margot Robbie Straddles her Boyfriend…
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When Stupid People Think They Know Their Rights
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Jennette McCurdy Upskirt
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Braless Kendall Jenner
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Alessandra Ambrosio Has Fake Tits
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Selena Gomez Nipples…
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Dog Plays Piano for Blueberries…
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Robert Pattinson Dancing at Coachella
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Asian Dancers Lose Their Job
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40 Explosion GIFs
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Superpower Staredown with Ali Haze as Domino
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Charlotte McKinney Does Guesss
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Idiot VS SPiked Fence
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Cuban Kim Kardashian
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Olivia Munn Ruins X-Men
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IReland Baldwin Has Gone to Rehab
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Big Fucking Tits

Free live sex without credit card
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Naked Crazy Person

Pop Star Tit Slip
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Sara Malakul Lane Huge Tits

Panties of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

14

Apr

Miley Cyrus Pasties of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is pretty amazing…as lame as she is, she’s managed to turn her Disney Experience into some wierdo hipster, hip hop, drugged out vibe…that is actually mainstream and what the Gap was to anyone who grew up in the 90s, only more fun than the gap due to how weird it is…where ill fitting Khakis are now pasties…and onesies…all acting like a bad Disney cartoon…because I guess that’s all she knows….

All this to say…I’m a fan…of all that is going on here…bitch is so detached from reality…thanks to being alienated from the world…and has been pretty fucking life changing…at least when it comes to pop culture…i like what’s going on here…

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2015

14

Apr

Alleged Charlotte McKinney Leaked Pics of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is a Florida bootleg hooters girl gone mainstream thanks to some kind of fucking scam…with a broken down face that looks like it is pushing 40 and amazingly massive natural tits…that prove that even if you look like you belong stripping in some bootleg florida town…you can still make it…if making it is ending up on Dancing with the Stars…which it kinda of…

These are alleged pics of her naked, not sure when they are from, I just know that they are properly timed with her big break..that to date has made no sense to me…because of the level of talent she has….besides her tits…

I assume there is a team behind her, thanks to her tits…tits that after seeing her nude pics..I would like to thank too..

Obviously…when you have a body like this you take nudes..

These may be old…they may not be her…but take it in…because why the fuck not..nude selfies are awesome no matter when they were taken, why they were taken…or who they were taken for..

[images removed because lawyers asked me to remove them…making me think they are probably real ]

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2015

14

Apr

Sara Sampaio for Calzedonia Bikinis of the DAy

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Sara Sampaio is some skinny bitch Portuguese model…who probably isn’t actually portuguese because the Portuguese are too busy roasting chicken to get into modeling…but maybe it’s a good play for her…seeing as there is all this hype around Brazil…which stems from Portugal…you know leverage what you can…

She was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s a big deal…and now she’s posing in shitty Catalog pics for some random Euro bathing suit brand…

She is known for being controversial about celebrating skinny bitches…because skinny bitches get a lot of hate for being skinny in this fat centric world…even though skinny bitches are healthier…but fat bitches are bullies…when they aren’t too busy eating and being lazy…

As a fan of skinny girls, she is the leader of their tribe and for that, I celebrate her…in her bikinis…by trying to get you to masturbate to her…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2015

14

Apr

Amanda by Alessandro Casagrande for Purple of the Day

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Whenever I see models I’ve never heard of posing naked and looking amazing…I am brought hope…or at least I am reminded that none of these “it girls” today actually matter, even though they think they do…because there is a world of fucking babes…willing to get naked…to get noticed so that they can emulate the careers of these other twats…because the money is easy..

So I don’t know who Amanda is…but I do know the work of Alessandro Casagrande …and it’s pretty good stuff…and I’m not just saying that because of the tits…or maybe I am..

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2015

14

Apr

Staring Contest With Allie Haze of the Day

Her name is Allie Haze, she’s a pretty massive pornstar, which in porn can mean one of two things…that she’s obese and in all the BBW porn…or that she’s been in the game a long time and in being in the game has fucked thousands upon thousands of men…and I don’t know if that is a hot thing to me…because I like my girls who bang thousands of men to be less about getting paid for it…and more about just doing it cuz they are horny dirtbags with no business sense…

All this to say, she was cast in Deadpool XXX and they decided to do a staring contest…dumb idea…but a porn star staring in your eyes until you cry may be exciting to you…even if it is not for me…

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2015

14

Apr

Kimberly Garner in a Racist Native American Bikini Shoot of the Day

Kimberley Garner Wears Controversial Native American Headdress During Bikini Shoot

Kimberly Garner once followed me on twitter for a day or two before realizing that I am an evil person who makes fun of her kind of fame whore from the UK reality star trying to make it in America..

In fact…I make fun of all fame whore…no matter how hot they are…because they whole industry and their worth is pretty ridiculous…

So she unfollowed me, but apparently, the real asshole around here is her…at least based on this tribal photoshoot that must be seen as racist as fuck…or should be…

But maybe that’s her angle to get people to talk about her…you know how these idiots are…anything to get noticed…except she hasn’t done a sex tape yet…which probably would have been a better look…at least to jerk off to…unless you have a Indian Cheif fetish..that I assume you do…

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2015

14

Apr

Jessica Szohr NIpples of the Day

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Jessica Szohr has a pretty horrible last name, one that I assume is pronounced as “Sore”…something that also represent all things heprpes..related…

Making her a the constant reminder of the sores she may or may not have germinating in her genitals, thanks to being Hollywood, a place where having herpes is almost a status symbol, like the secret powerful virus that gets you into all the right events, despite being painful as fuck…

It’s like if you don’t have herpes, it means you didn’t fuck the right producer who likes giving girls herpes as a territory marking…

But then again, based on her career that hardly exists, it is quite possible she’s not one of those girls..becaus eif she was…maybe she’s had a more impressive IMDB page…

ALl this to say, I don’t even know who this girl is…but like the no bra and wifebeater look…so here she is..

Posted in:Jessica Szohr

2015

14

Apr

Paula Bulczynska by Emanuele Ferrari for P Magazine of the Day

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Paula Bulczynska is amazing…I’ve never heard of her as a model ,maybe she’s a big deal…these Eastern Europeans are hard to keep track of…and even harder to differentiate from the cam girls I stare at on the internet…thanks to cam girls being a Eastern European dominated thing..these girls are souless and will do anything you tell them…possibly because there is a Russian mobster in the room making them….but I don’t think about those things….what I think about is how amazing a people they are…and this Paula Bulczynska…proves that for P Magazine…in this hot shoot..right…

Posted in:Paula Bulczynska

2015

14

Apr

Bella Hadid for Vogue of the Day

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Rich girls, especially Rich girls in LA, that have absentee fathers who are out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models, because that’s what rich as fuck old men in LA do…are always kept happy and feeling appreciated by being showered with gifts…even if they aren’t actually happy, and have a drug problem to compensate that happy..

So it only makes sense that in this world of Narcissism and internet celebrity, a father like Mr. Hadid would leverage his connections in the rich person scene, and get his model-enough daughters some press, followers, and an agent…because why the fuck not…leverage…

The world is so easily influenced, that they just go along with “She’s important”…

He tested it with Gigi, now Bella is at it…because following in your big sister’s footsteps is what you do..

“But Daddy, you bought Gigi a career, I want one Too”..

Here she is in obscure Market Vouge…because she’s a model…

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