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2014

18

Jul

Top 10 Kat Dennings is Less Fat of the Day

I guess someone’s realized that she was a bit of a cow…and no one likes cows…because she showed up to an event and looked like cow-like…

Maybe the black dress is slimming…

The cleavage used to balance out the rest of her – giving a focal point for us not to see the rest of the slop…

Maybe she’s doing the hands on her hips pose – that’s what all fat celebs do to look like they have a waist

Nope…that’s not it…I guess ….the spanx are on tight…or maybe..just maybe…she got a cook, trainer and put in some effort to be healthy and fit – cuz no one like fat chicks – not even fat chicks…we only celebrate their tits because that’s all they got going for them…

I still prefer her nude selfies that her legal team made me take down YEARS ago, back when she was trying to get famous and succeeding…

I don’t have them on the site anymore, but I am sure you can google them to see her at her prime…before money and fame changed her…

MORE PICS HERE

Posted in:Kat Dennings

2014

18

Jul

Tim McGraw Bitch Slapping a Woman and Other Videos of the Day

Rope Swing Fail – Blood Warning…

Truck Fail…

Sky Diving Fail

Sad – New York City police officers killed a man Thursday after he had broken up a fight between two other men, insisting on placing him in a chokehold and slamming his head to the pavement, piling on top of him as he gasped for air, continually telling the cops that he couldn’t breathe.

Howard Stern Fan Trolls the NEws…

Dog Trolls TV

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just got called from a 21 year old who I sext, but who doesn’t send me vagina pictures, asking me to take her to ice cream….it was 10 am…

I haven’t figured out if that is winning at life, or not…But I do know that smoking cat is…

It’s Friday, be prepared for people to tell you it’s Friday because you don’t already know that it’s fucking Friday…part of the reason I’m a reclusive hermit..

Here are some stepLINKS

Donald Sterling’s New Whore
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Miranda Kerr – Fake Titty Cleavage!
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Joan Collins – Bikini Nightmare!
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100 AIDS Researchers Were On the Plane that Was Shot Down…I am going to Assume 1 Had a Cure…
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Conan Does Tinder…
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Sophia Bush Working Out….
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Ninja Run Girl That Has Gone Viral
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12 Best Messages on MOney
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Identical Twins PRank
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Kesha and Her Pink Hair…
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Joaquin Phoenix’s Forehead is Another Person
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Linda Perry Calls Out Beyonce – For Not Being a Songwriter-
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Sheep Dog Hustle
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How To Cool a Drink in 2 Minutes
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British Dude Sees Dick in his Chocolate!
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Michelle Rodriguez Hot Date With Zac Effron…
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Tammin Sursok Bikini Pics…..
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White Dog at a Color Run
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Miami Swim week, where all the models I want to see naked on my face are going to be posing in bikinis…and I’m stuck here in the frozen tundra forced to masturbate to their instagrams because they didn’t invite me to tag along – because I scare them…but luckily they are all very good at producing and putting out self shot erotica…but I guess in this era – who isn’t….

That said:

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Good Things that Bounce – GIFS
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Hot Bikini Pics You Don’t Want to See Of the Day
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Top 10 Kim Kardashian in Bikin….
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Courtney Stodden’s Lettuce Bikini is Genius
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Natasha Oakley in a Bikini with a Coconut
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12 Best Messages Written on Money
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Big Fucking Tits…
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Erin Andrews – Failed Journalism
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25 Wrestlers Wearing Fanny Packs
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Ann-Kathrin Brommel in a Bikini….Who? Who cares! Bikini.
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Scarjo as Black Widow
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Drake Best Award Show Moments….
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Anna Paquin’s Weird New Look
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I would fuck Leighton Meester Like We Were Filming Foot Fetish Porn
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Britney Spears – Dine and Dash
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Some Social Media Trick
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Genevieve Morton – NUDE
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Miss Hotters Internation Swimsuit Pageant
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Kelly Ripa Loves Botox
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Brooke Burke – Bikini Beach Pics
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Emmy Rossum – Crying for Attention
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Dirty Bank Machine….
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21 Celebs Who Had Lipo
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Katie Holmes on Set – Like a Robot
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Best Ghetto Glamor Shots!
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Charli XCX Pink Panties Flash and Upskirt
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Melissa George in a White Bikini
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Dakota Fanning Pokies
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Taylor Swift BACK
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Taylor Swift Leaving the Gym
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Jen Selter’s Big Booty Isn’t Bad
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Selena Gomez New Tattoo
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25 Dis Tweets to Skylar Diggin’s Boyfriend After She Kissed Drake
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Karolina Kurkova Topless
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Dirty Ronald McDonald
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Vanessa Williams Says Being Molested Made her Slutty
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Miranda Kerr all Fancy
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Miley Cyrus Pumping Gas Porn…
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Courtney Stodden in Washington in a Bikini
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26 GIFS of Kids Getting What They Deserve
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Cleavage of the Day
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Gwyneth Paltrow has a Boyfriend
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Beyonce GIF of the Day
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Burn Yo’ Bra Bitch
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Disturbing Hunter Erotica
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Some Chick Stripping at the Beach
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Pregnant Chick and Her Big Ol’ Tits
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Masturbating at Work
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Drunk Girl of the Day
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Hot Naked Chick in TREATS
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Big Tit Amateur
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Big Stupid Tits
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Women Fight Ends With Her Face Being Rubbed in Sewage
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Girl Bangs Her Own Car
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Jul

Sam Jones Talks Vagina Chart on the Streets with Russell Simmons and Other Pervs of the Day

A lot of people have the wrong idea about me. Mainly feminists. They think I am the root of all evil and that I hate women, sure I make fun of vapid girls who exploit themselves, but encourage, support, offer advice, and I am friends with regular girls who aren’t these attention seekers on a quest to be a hot model, or actress or whatever it is all these idiots I write about do..

The truth is, I actually love women…real women, inspiring women, entrepreneurial and hard working women, good mothers and fucking leaders and anyone who puts a little effort into doing good and making a difference beyond stripping down for a camera for some money before fucking a rich guy for security…

The women I mock on the site, are the Feminist enemy, not the guy who mocked them…so in a lot of ways, I am a feminist too, I just go about it from a way better angle…

So in loving everything about women…I am all about their vaginas…Some guys like ass, some like tits, some like asshole, some like legs, some like blondes, some like Black girls…I like vagina…all vagina…

So a year ago I put out THIS VAGINA SHIRT ….partially as a gag for dudes to ask girls in bars what their number was…leading to sex and love…so that I could be like Match.com and celebrate all the marriages the site is responsible for….

But it turns out, girls actually liked THIS VAGINA SHIRT because it was empowering that pictures of vaginas they don’t normally see in porn were being celebrated…

It was like “you don’t need an inny to have a pussy or to sit on my face” kind of thing…you don’t need to have labia reduction to celebrate your pussy, embrace your pussy, and if you don’t want to, let me embrace it…with my mouth…

My good friend, Sam Jones, liked the message of THIS VAGINA SHIRT and took to the streets of New York to ask people about vagina, all while celebrating her vagina…and I’m really happy to be part of something so fucking relevant, amazing, inspiring, all based on the one thing I like…pussy.


JOIN THE VAGINA CHART – EMBRACE YOUR VAGINA – MOVEMENT
Buy THIS VAGINA SHIRT
Buy THIS VAGINA SHIRT

Posted in:stepTV|Videos

2014

17

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Selife of the Day

Lindsay Lohan released this Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie on her Instagram because the paparazzi don’t fight to get pics of her anymore, so she figures she’ll just self promote the shit and get the same level of feedback and attention from her audience directly…

Even if that isn’t “real” celebrity, or fame, or relevance, she’s still Lindsay Lohan and she’s still worth looking at in a bikini…showing off her tits…

I think people from all walks of life can embrace these for what they are…a bikini selfie and not bother worrying about anything else…whether she’s Lindsay Lohan today and not Lindsay Lohan 5 years ago, when I would probably masturbate to this…she’s still tits bent over in a bikini posted to her account for attention…and I like that behavior always…

TO SEE SOME PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

17

Jul

Kim Kardashian Tanning in a Bikini of the Day

Appreantly KIM KARDASHIAN WAS IN A BIKINI AND MY FRIENDS DID A TOP 10 LIST ON IT

I am a firm believer that the only thing good that Kim Kardashian has ever done is her DISGUSTING YET AMAZING SEX TAPE

Not because she’s a good fuck, or because I want to watch her fuck and not even because she made me money, making us indirect business partners….but because she leveraged a porno career and went mainstream thanks to having all the pieces in place…and now girls still feel like filming themselves fuck isn’t a big deal…and more importantly, that it could even make them famous like Kim, with a Rapper Boyfriend and hundreds of millions of dollars….and I can’t see how that ideal going mainstream is a bad thing….

What I can see as a bad thing is everything else that she represents. I think her sticking to porn would have been more honest, honourable and endearing….

But now she’s just a tabloid, paparazzi trash that sold her soul for money and fame, and I guess when you have no substance, money and fame is a good thing…

Either way, fat ass in a bikini is jokes.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS AND THE TOP 10 LIST CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

17

Jul

Valeriya Planidina by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

I don’t know anything about this model Valeriya Planidina. I just know she’s got the hipster look that I like and that a friend of the site ANDREW KUYKENDALL shot and when I came across them, I figured I’d post them, because I think Andrew is taking some of the more interesting nude fashion pics around, and more importantly, I want to have Valeriya Planidina’s babies…all over my face…seriously…she’s awesome.

I am sure you’ll be seeing a lot more from Andrew Kuykendall in the years to come…and you’ll be happy…because of all the hot model tits you’ll get to see…

Posted in:Andrew Kuykendall|Valeriya Planidina

2014

17

Jul

Genevieve Morton is Turning Up the Heat of the Day

Genevieve Morton makes me laugh.

I get that guys think she’s awesome because they read Sports Illustrated and Sports Illustrated told them to. I get that she’s a better looking version of Kate Upton, which isn’t really saying much…other than fat blonde
chicks can get famous. I get that she might be coming to terms with her fleeting celebrity, you know it’s barely fucking there so she might as well push it as hard as she can. In doing that she’s posted and released her nipples in at least 2-3 photoshoots the last month. It’s like after a decade of this shit, she’s finally committed to making it work…and I guess I support it, only because I like desperation. I also like gold diggers and opportunists…who are just trying to get by using their tits…

Her dream is to be a comedic actress in movies…my dream for her is to watch her eat her way out of an all you can eat buffet…

Here are some instagram pics of her reaching for attention – tits get hits – let’s hope this time around it sticks – kind of shit…

The formula…so easy.

Posted in:Genevieve Morton