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2014

21

Jul

Selena Gomez is Milking These Tits Like a Lesbian Feminist New Mother in Starbucks of the Day

Selena Gomez is in Europe apparently, not that keep track of this pudgy faced thanks to steroids to control her Lupus, monkey looking thing that has had Beiber up inside her…I just pay attention to what’s going on in pop culture, barely, but it pays for my drinking…

That said, she was rumored to have to gotten fake tits, she started milking the story, posting cleavage pics, even a nipple slip, and the whole thing is fine with me, because I’m all for some little pop tart trying to sex herself up a little more, cuz she’s left insecure that Bieber has left her behind for all his groupie and model sluts…or whatever…

Because no matter how rich and famous a girl is, she can still be left broken and insecure when the guy she dates fucks off on her…not that I am even convinced she ever dated Bieber, I just think that was marketing and so is this..

She’s on the rebrand…showing them tits…here are a bunch of pics of the experience…

Oh and She’s Working on her Ass….”Hehe #day20 #squatitout #tooeasy”

CLICK HERE SHE IS IN CHURCH LIKE A GOOD CATHOLIC
CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER IN THE WHITE BRA OUTFIT PICS

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

21

Jul

Izaebel Goulart’s Workout Seems Legit of the DAy

Izabel Goulart is into Fitness. So into fitness that she likes to show people her workout, even though most people like to keep their workouts private, since working out is generally disgusting, unless you get hair and make-up and intentionally shoot the shit for Instagram because it gets followers, it gets dudes jerking off, it gives her something to post because her everyday life is boring…even if panty shots are more fun to look at, I guess this is my G rated, even though it’s pretty fucking pornographic to me…

Now if only girls in Gyms actually looked like this when grunting, sweating and farting in these poses…struggling to be Izabel Goular bodied…and failing harder than anyone ever failed before…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

21

Jul

Old Drunk Guys Trying to Fight and Other Videos The Suck of the Day

Hot Air Balloon Hits Live Wires…

Man Licks Possum and Puts it in his Mouth

Legless Man Livin’ Life

Fuck Her Right in the Pussy on Live TV

The Baby and the Cobras Freaks Me Out

Hipster Chasing the Man Who Stole His Bike – Jokes

Everybody Let’s Smoke Crack

Tweaking Meth Head Has an Accident

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Jul

V Magazine No. 90 By Mario Testino of the Day

Here are the pics fron the Latest V Magazine that has Emily DiDonato, or as I like to call her – Jake Gyllenhaal’s fister – who can’t get his smell off her forearm, on the cover – showing half a nipple…

The other models are:

Amanda Murphy, Sean O’pry, Joan Smalls, Emily Di Donato, Matthew Terry, Clark Bockelman, Aurelien Muller, & Bridget Malcolm

The Photographer is Mario Testino, who is one of the biggest fashion photographers around….The pics are probably high production and expensive. I’m thinking the whole thing cost over 100,000 dollars to do…but I find them boring and despite having nipple…a little homo erotic…like watching my friend get a blow job…I mean sometimes there’s just too much dick in a room for it to be straight…same goes for photos..

Posted in:Fashion

2014

21

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I watched someone get a blow job in the park yesterday…and it turns out that watching a blow job is not as good as getting a blow job…because hearing a dude grunt and moan with please…no matter how good of a performance said girl is giving…it’s just a lot of boner..

How was your Sunday..

Here are some links…

The Gayest Thing You May See Today
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Marilyn Manson’s Sons of Anarchy Photo
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18 Gifs of People eating It on Waterslides
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Miley Cyrus Death Hoax – Was a Hoax. Bummer.
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini
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Ashley Sky in a Bikini
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Game of Thrones Music Video…Gone Royal…
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Reese Witherspoon Not in a Bikini
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Weird Al Has a New Video Called “Lame Claim to Fame”….that wasn’t about his career….
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Marvel Movie Release Dates Until 2018
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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A Nerd Talking About iPhone Screen….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Jul

Jenner Sister in Fuck Me Boots for a Celebrity Charity Put On by a Woman Beater of the Day


I think the title says all you need it to…Here’s the video of Chris Brown performing for his stupid Charity to make good because you can’t base a man’s personality on his willingness to beat the fuck out of Rihanna…who I am sure is high maintenance, annoying and the kind of girl who has made many men crack…or even punched herself in the face and blaming said man because she’s that kind of diva…

Not to say beating girls is right…I think that shit is bad bad bad…I just think Rihanna’s pretty awful…maybe even a demon species of her own…

But still this Chris Brown asshole gets support from people…so I guess those celebs think beating girls is right..if there’s a photo opp in it…because no matter what charity Charles Manson puts on, you can be sure I won’t support…

MORE Pics via SPLASHNEWS

Posted in:Events

2014

19

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is On a Yacht of the Day

My friend did a post on LINDSAY LOHAN VS ELLE MACPHERSON ON DIFFERENT YACHTS, DIFFERENT AGE GROUPS, LUCKILY FOR ELLE MACPHERSON, DIFFERENT BIKINIS and it is the only news or post you have to read today…

Because Lindsay Lohan in a bikini, on a yacht, looking like she’s dying…is all I need to bring me great fucking joy..It is almost magical, in all it’s awkwardly bloated, half dead, fucked to shit glory…

I am a fan of whatever this is, mainly because it reminds me of homeless crackhead sex – but way more luxurious! Her sister looks pretty good too…


TO SEE THE AWESOME TOP 10 CLICK HERE

TO SEE ALL THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I want 20,000 Instagram Followers – Tell Your Friends…

I like irrelevant levels of success that mean absolutely nothing…

I know I can buy 20,000 followers from India for 4 dollars…

Find I don’t want 20,000 followers..

But I do want anal sex with a 19-21 year old….maybe I should work on that…

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Here are some stepLINKS….

A tale of two yachts – 2 yachts, 2 women, 2 generations, 2 bikini bodies – Elle macpherson vs Lindsay Lohan
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40 Babes in Bikinis
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Lifetime’s New AALIYAH
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The Most Important Thing Obama Has Ever Said in this Time of Crisis
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Eva Green Hot BEhind the Scenes
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Britney Spears Face…
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Megan Fox’s First Clip from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Old Man Giving His Birthday Cake the Finger – MEME
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Blake Lively is Hot in Vogue
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The Best Boat Ramp Fails
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Jason Biggs Disses Plane Crashes….
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More Bikini a Day Girls With Huge Tits…
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Kim Kardashian Ass on Instagram
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Megan Fox at an Event
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A Sociologist’s Take on THE PURGE
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The Best Stan Lee Characters
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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Farrah Abraham Wants Sandra Bullock in Her Film Adaptation of her Porn Book
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No Farrah Abraham Wants Jessica Alba to Play Her
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Kate Upton Seem Fun
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Kristen Bell Pregnant Bikini
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Pet Crab Loves Noodles
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Some Emrata Nude Gif
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Kate Beckinsale Must be 40 in Black…
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Jaime Pressly Bikini Ass
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Greek Slut of the Day with Big Greek Tits and a Willingness for Anal
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51 Terryfing Versions of Mickey Mouse
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Celebrities Eating Hot Dogs!
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Don’t Sell Leo’s Nelson Mandela Picture
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Hot 50 Year Old in a Bikini
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Charli XCX Panty Flash
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A Hot Puffy Lip Up Skirt
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Alicja Bachleda-Curus in a Wet See Through from Some Movie Called Ondine
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Selena Gomez Fake Tit Nipple Slip
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Cara Santana Hot Workout Gear
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Jessica Alba’s Major Bikini Pics
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Big Bouncy Kate Upton Tits
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Crane Operator VS Ice Cream
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Jenny McCarthy Has a New Job – Who Cares
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Random Babe of the Day
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Dog Breaking Up Dog Fight
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45 Painful GIFs
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Hot WAG Ann-Katherine in a Bikini
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I’ll Stick My Cock In This, Thank You Very Much
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Rumer Willis See Through on Set…
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Identical Twins PRank
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Green Lantern – Honest Trailer
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Scott Disick Poisoned – But Not Well Enough…
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Sky Diver Fail…
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Confessions of a Mail Order Bride!
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Hilary Duff in Tight Jeans
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More of Tim McGraw Smacking His Bitch Up
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Redskins are Getting Desperate to Save Their Racist name
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Tokyo to San Fran in 83 Seconds
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THere is Such Thing As Too Pregnant
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Big Tits – Naked in Socks – Which I Guess Isn’t Naked At All…
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Artist – Censors Nude Art – For Jokes…
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Pregnant Girl!
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A Bunch of Amazing Nudists!
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Cam Girl Doesn’t Shut the FUck Up
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Fireworks VS Dock
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Redhead in the Shower!
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Big Tits
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Some Hot Naked Chick You’ll Like
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Shower Video of the Day
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Asian Masturbates
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This is Pretty Interesting Video of a Girl and Herself Just You Know…Fisting…
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Do Not Intervene in a Gun Fight
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Library Cam Girl
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Hot Naked Girl on the BEach
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Black-Ster-Bation
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Jul

Irina Shayk in her Bikini of the Day

Nothing like a reminder that if you are a Russian prostitute, you can negotiate a good deal with a rich man who your pimp is talking to, that will take you to new places…from the plastic surgeon to the pages of magazines…creating your own little celebrity that feeds your ego…for very little work. All she has to do is make a monthly 4 days meet and greet….and the rest of the time..she can just kick it in a bikini being awesome…You know all the Russians back home envy her as they pee on webcam for fat middle of the road americans…while she’s doing this…I’m talking equally hot girls…and if that’s not a win…nothing is..

I don’t think Irina Shayk is the best model, or even the hottest model. I don’t think she deserves her fame and celebrity…but I like the Russian soulless plight…and I think Irina Shayk is a good mascot for that…especially when half naked…I’m a fan.

Posted in:Irina Shayk