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2014

11

Dec

Anni Jurgenson for ODDA Magazine of the Day

This is a pretty intense story…I mean at least I think it is…I am really not even sure it is a story…or of what is going on in it. I just know there is nudity…and I like nudity…whether it is for fashion, or for selfies to Sext with, or for Amateur porn.

The only time I don’t like nudity is for regular commercial porn, because those girls are expected to fuck on camera for money, they aren’t doing it to get ahead or for the love of doing it – they are just tacky and low rent about it…

Not that I like my nudity classy and luxurious, I just like when there is a little more substance to it that just a bunch of throat fucking…

Here are the pics of Anni Jurgenson….naked…

Posted in:Anni Jurgenson

2014

11

Dec

Man Fights Back After Being Kicked in Crotch and Other Videos of the Day

The Dude Who Pukes on People

Weirdo Dolphin Video

16 year old Bullied by Cop

Stuck in Elevator with a Crazy Person

Naked Protestors…

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Been eating ass all night – but not in a gay way – there was a vagina mixed into the mix…but I still probably have AIDS…Tis The Season.

Here are some morning links….

12 Terrifying Santas
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The Navy Shows Off Laser
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The Woman Who Has Killed 6 Boyfriends
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Girl’s Doing the Slutty Bend
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Four Street Performers Drumming
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You Will Want to Fuck This Girl
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Kat Torres is My Kind of Slutty
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Wet T-Shirt of the Day
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Claudia Romani is Pretty Hilarious
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Angelina Jolie is a Failure
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Mad Max Trailer
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Find the Best Porn EVER You fucking Perverts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Dec

stepLINKs of the Day

I like turning tinder girls against other tinder girls by staging virtual cat fights between them-

I make the first tinder girl feel like she’s been replaced or not as good as the other tinder girl – even though you’ve never met either – the psychology is the same as when you do it in real life…turning on that female competitive instinct….and next thing you know you’re getting a back alley blowjob by a girl trying to prove her worth….before a date with another girl who just wants to fuck…because we are all fucking dirt bags now…it’s not just for the fun people…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Christmas Ornament Fails
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Ariana Grande is a Brat
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So Much Great Ass
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini
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Rob Pattinson’s New Girl in a Bikini
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Arrested for Spraying Husband’s Pills with Bug Spray
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Average Naked Women in England
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Gwen Stefani Plastic Surgery Face
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Slut of the Day
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Jennifer Ansiton is an Old Weathered Bitch
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Trew Mullen is the Model of the Day
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Daisy Lowe – Goes to an Event
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Victoria’s Secret Girls Lip Sync
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Ugly Girls Turned Hot
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33 Hottest Pics of Emmanuelle Chriqui
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Brenda Song Short Legs
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Olivia Munn Does the Late Show
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Honest Trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy
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Olivia Munn in Leather
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Tricia Helfer Calendar
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Alyssa Milano’s Tits Make me Laugh
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Jennifer Aniston is One Step Closer to Oscar
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13 Insane GIFs
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Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes Bikini Polaroids
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Barbara Fialho in Underwear
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Miranda Kerr Hot at the Tokyo Airport
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The Simpson’s Have a Superfan
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Hannah Ferguson at some Sports Illustrated Shit
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Narating People’s Live’s Prank
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Food with Faces
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The Man Who Stole 20,000 Dollars in Golf Balls
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The Mad Max Trailer
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Dog Licks a Cat
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Abbey Clancy Hard Nipples
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Lauren Goodger See Through Panties
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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A Day with Jessa Rhodes
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Big Titties Exposed
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What’s that in your Mouth?
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What the Butt?
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Close Up!
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Best Friends Flashing Their Tits Together
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Pornstars Strip at the Arcade
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Half Naked on the Bed
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Check Out This Ass
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The Ass Jiggle
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Dec

Irrelevant Upskirts of the Day

So Kelly Brook, star of nothing, pretty much ever..flashed her fat legs…and if you can stomach the cellulite, you’ll see some panties…buried in there…

I know, tit guys like her, which works out well for her, because that’s all she has going for her.

I actually met some Rugby players who know her and they said she’s more fat and disgusting in person.

I don’t think that’s possible..

And here’s Olivia Munn probably flashing her cunt on TV, because she does anything to get noticed…from manipulating nerds, to skimpy outfits…just pay attention to her…and I’m not really hating at all..because she’s hot…and not Kelly Brook…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

10

Dec

Shay Mitchell Wins at Instagram of the Day

Shay Mitchell is hugely famous in the circle she runs in…which happens to be a circle the mainstream doesn’t really give a fuck about or notice…

So she’s doing what she’s supposed to do to get noticed…and that is take advantage of her hot body and all the access her lifestyle offers…thanks to being on some hit show…and put that shit out there…so that motherfuckers like me can discover her…amongst all the noise…and fall in love with her – because we don’t know her and haven’t heard the stupidity shat out of her mouth….and I figure 98 percent of actresses aren’t hot…so we should embrace and celebrate the ones who are…but only when they are posting self produced half naked erotica – like this…

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2014

10

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Elle Magazine of the Day

The one thing that blows my mind about interracial pornstar Kim Kardashian….is that we haven’t taken her out back and shot her…in what no one would get arrested for…since it would be up there on a humanitarian level next to curing cancer…

She’s the fucking worst, yet we keep her and her plastic face, ass, everything….alive…well into its 30s.

It’s all our fucking fault…and here she is winning at life, shitting on Society…for Elle Magazine…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

10

Dec

Toni Garrn Does GQ Magazine of the Day

Toni Garrn is probably best known as being one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s hookers, who aren’t hookers, but who might as well be hookers, since modeling and hooking are essentially the same fucking job, not to mention, when involved with Leonardo like so many models before her, you know she’s just on a job, part of the program…but I’m sure on her end of the story, they had a connection, they were in love, and she was not going to discriminate him for being Leo, she wanted to give him a shot while knowing his sorted past…that’s how sugar babies rationalize what they do…I mean that and “I would have fucked him for free, but I might as well get paid”…hooker.

That said, she was at the same parties as me in Miami, I didn’t notice her, or see her, but I am sure she’s lovely, and amazing…I mean she’s a tall German model who looks like this, how could she not be amazing…just a little misguided…and forced into this life…filled with broken dreams and the sads as Leo leaves club with 20 girls…who weren’t Toni Garrn….

Either way, all these people are fucking excessive and disgusting overpaid idiots in the dumbest circle ever…fuck them all…and let me watch.

Posted in:Toni Garrn

2014

10

Dec

Dioni Tabbers for Andrew Kuykendall Polaroids of the Day

Dioni Tabbers is a fucking babe…

She has DIONI SOME MODELING ….

Some may call her low hanging fruit, or insignificant…but I call her perfect, even an up-and-coming star…because she produces or participates in shoots, like this one for my friend Andrew…showing of her hot tits…like some kind of pornstar, who is not a pornstar at all, but rather, a fashion star on the fucking rise…

She deserves it as much as any of these girls…I wish she deserved me and my love all 3.5 inches inside her, but no one deserves that garbage…not even my worst enemy…

ALl this to say, I’m in love, and all I want for Christmas…is this Christmas Miracle…happening before our very eyes….right here, right now..

Posted in:Dioni Tabbers