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2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk is Amazing for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Turned Legit Model thanks to the mall brand Victoria’s Secret.

I always assumed they brought her on as the Blonde to replace Candice Swanepoel, since they generally replace models with similar looking models, like they build these women in a lab, but rather scour the world looking under every rock in the third world…and in Elsa Hosk’s case – in every Ikea cashier checkout counter because she’s Swedish….but Elsa has been at this a long time and is 27…and so is Candice…meaning why would they replace one 27 year old with another 27 year old…when they can replace her with an 18 year old…like they should…you know to get those 10 years out of a girl they are using for the sake of selling sweatshop made product..creating them like they have done so many times, they have a system in place…like a fast food restaurant chain…this is their BURGER recipe..

It doesn’t matter really, other than it being the era of craving to see a model topless being long gone…you don’t have to stare at the catalog thinking “I wonder how her tits look without the airbrushing”…because thanks to the model industry…all these girls get naked the first 5 years of trying to breakout…

So I’ve seen Elsa Hosk naked, and now I’ve seen her in instagram inspired styled catalog pictures used to sell horrible, unethical, not made in America, panty resellers all you idiots buy into…making them all rich…while giving you a yeast infection.

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2016

20

Apr

Chelsea Handler’s Newest Nude of the Day

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Chelsea Handler proves that getting naked gets people to notice you. She’s like a toddler who has been told not to spread their feces all over the living room wall…spreading their feces all over the living room wall..because kids are coddled little assholes who have a me-mentality due to helicopter, high anxiety parents, who neglect them because they are too busy taking a fucking selfie…

Only she’s 100 years old, out of a show, or trying to promote her new show…just tapping into her early career where getting naked got her gigs, or paid her rent…you gotta do what you got to do…Maybe she is putting herself out there for the sake of content, you know sacrifice her dignity, knowing her body isn’t that offensive, but still sacrificing her dignity, putting it all out there to show us how raw and honest and old she is, or how fake her tits are…

I’m not into old chicks, you shouldn’t be either…but more importantly, I am not into abrasive cunts who are condescending for the sake of comedy, and who the people buy into, when they should shun her for the bully she is, especially when she’s not even hot…but rather angry she never made it as a real hollywood star, just someone whining or being rude to stars, because that’s all she can be…a critic..a naked critic…

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2016

20

Apr

Kourtney Kardashian and the Other Whore Kardashian Whoring of the Day

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The only girl in the family of whoring butt pics and themselves for a lot of money – from sex tape to big brand deals and products because the world is dumb…who fucks and gets knocked up by white dudes, while the others gone black…deep…just because black dick is the only dick that can navigate their fat asses…is trying to get in on the ass promotion because their ass doctor that lives in the shed out back of their house..doing “brazilian butt lifts everyday”…it’s a full time affair…because I guess she’s trying to get some attention…I’m not into it, but maybe you are….

Or maybe you’re more into the taller, daughter of a tranny, genetically the daughter of a tranny, who is probably a tranny to help her get PR for her fake modeling career…taking a selfie in a bikini because this is the kind of bitch who masturbates watching herself, so in love with herself, because the people around her tell her how great she is, while her parents don’t even notice her…she’s a lie…

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Or Maybe you’re more into Kylie, the fat one, also neglected by her parents because they were too far gone, the transition was already happening before she got her period, forcing her to navigate whoring out deals her mom sells for her on her own, the one who they used to maximize the HIP HOP market, a market that is POP MUSIC that white people love and quote all fucking day, to the point where it’s annoying, not just because rappers fuck with social media stars with a famous family for press, but because they do collabs with music like Bieber…in this no scene, no integrity, giant ad that is the world….even this picture is a GOLDEN ARCHES post that was paid for by McDonalds…are you fucking kidding me…bitch is product placing McDonalds on her instagram in a world where we should be banning McDonalds due to toxic fucking food that makes people obese with their temptation….unreal..she doesn’t even have to say it’s a fucking ad…it’s just a logo you know…being clever knowing instagram blocks the hashtag ad…either way, do you think TUPAC would have done a song with New Kids on the Block…ask yourself that world…why do we live in an era where he wouldn’t have just done a song with New Kids on the Block, he’d also go to lame clubs with them and fuck groupies with a big social presence in hotel sweets surrounded by bars of Xanax and Coke…fucking up the whole culture and dynamic of the way things are supposed to be…groupies need to be whores who work at diners…and stripclubs…not pawns or puppets used to peddle product to a nation of retarded brainwashed kids…

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If you don’t like that, and you shouldn’t, here’s her fat monster sister and her plastic surgery showing you, the people, the fans, the idiots who allow them to exist, that angles and FACETUNE on social media are FUCKING everything..and even a pig can frame herself in a way that both shows off an ass implant, because the family relies on butt shots, and a stomach laying down, using gravity to make people want to give her cavity searches…people who aren’t me, because I figure if you’re ever in a room with a Kardashian, it’s your responsibility to humanity to murder them, and not in a rape then murder way…but an actual murder you will go to jail for..but it’d be worth it…and remember – AIM FOR KIM….

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2016

20

Apr

Topless Dude Kicked Out of Store for Free the Nipples and Other Videos of the Day

Professor Has Sex with Student in Meeting Room

Teacher Jumps in to Stop a Fight – Probably Gets Sued for Sexual Harassment

Sliding Down a Sky Scraper

Kids Beat Teacher

Sleeping Motorcycle Driver

Dad VR

The Mad Naked guy is Hilarious

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2016

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Bernie Sanders is a Loser, Hilary Clinton is a Chubby Old Lesbian and Trump is all kinds of laughs….

Speaking of laughs, here’s a joke I wrote:

My bathroom “bill” is the guy I pay to install the hidden cameras under the toilet seats of mall bathrooms everywhere – smile ladies….

Or this, which isn’t a joke, it’s what I wrote girls yesterday…..

“If you had to choose between having my baby or being murdered in the worst way – what would you choose” has not been a successful tinder opening line

Even more laughs….it’s 420, a day for tweens to smoke weed at 4:20 and every asshole on your social media to announce it is 420 and how LIT they are with some dumb jokes or some shit…get ready for it…

I am done here…Here are some morning links…

Slut Girls in Flannel
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Schwarzenegger – COME WITH ME AND LIFE – of the Day
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Dax Shepherd was Molested by a Neighbor – THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!!
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Kate Hudson BIKINI life
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The Queen’s Birthday is Tomorrow – I Guess No One Told her Birthdays are for the Living
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Chrissy Teigen is So Gross
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Dog Causes multiple motorbike accdent…but how’s the dog?!
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Magic Instruments is Hilarious…
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Bill Nye Bets the Weatherman that the World is Warming
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420 GAllery
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Scott Eastwood Banging Nina Dobrev
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Stephen Colbert’s Waffle House Song
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Kelly Rippa Needs a New Co-Host and You Need To Stop Jerking off to Kelly Rippa
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2016

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the dentist – they tried to sell me on teeth whitening for 1000 dollars..

I asked what the benefit of teeth whitening was, will it save my teeth, will it make me healthier, will it make people like me…and the woman didn’t know how to respond…I said “so it’s just for vanity”…and she was forced to admit that yes she was trying to up sell me ..

I made it more awkward for her by asking if it was the same level of necesisity as anal bleaching is to a girl who doesn’t work in porn…even though I’d argue bleached asshole will probably take a girl not in porn further than some homeless 50 year fat old mexican blogger in Canada – who doesn’t leave his house will get with white shiny rotten teeth…

Here’s a quote of the day for you – “Sometimes your security blanket is the best thing to reach for when trying to stay warm….but the half dead hooker is”….I don’t know what that means but I think Plato or maybe it was Jesus Christ said it…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Hot Asians of Instagram
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Taylor Swift is a Cunt
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Daredevil Backflips Over Speeding Racecar
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Chrissy Teigen is a Cunt with a Shredded Cunt
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Rachel McCord in a Bikini
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Rebeca Romijn Hard Nipples of the Day
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Shredding in Idaho…
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Audrina PAtridge is Pregnant in a Bikini
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Patrick Stewart is a Fucking Babe
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Some Game of Thrones Chick Holding a Mic Like giving a Handjob
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Pregnant Megan Fox Botty in Leggings
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Courtney Stodden Twerking
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Never Fuck with Grandma
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Bull Dozer’s Battle on the Streets
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Courtney Sixx Nipples
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant Bikini
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Kate Hudson in a Bikini….
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Tiger in the Cage
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Destroyed by the Zipline
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River Monsters Crew…save a Fisherman
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Chris Hemsworth’s Daughter Wants a Penis
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Slut YOu’ve Never HEad of at an Event
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Kendall Jenner Nipple Ring…
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Karlie Kl;oss
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Kim Kardashian In a Bodysuit
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Madison Beer Bra Tits
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Alexandra Daddario On Set…
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Dude Antagonaises Shark..
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Stephen Hawkin’s Starshot Explained
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The Idiots that are Today’s Students
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WOokie Porn of the Day
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Hot Selfies..
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Big Tits in a Pick-Up Truck
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Naked Man Attack
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Half Naked Jump…
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Nude Painter
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Blonde Girl Toys the Pussy
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Hot Naked Tits…
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Greek Whore..
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Crazy Ass Twerking
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Ricky Martin Erotica of the Day
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2016

19

Apr

Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini with her Whore Sister of the Day

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Bella Thorne is bringing back the 40 year old tits that she’s built a social following off of..because she pretends to be 18…a tactic she learned being a stage mom trying to get her daughters the career she ended up getting for herself – because they decided to be hipsters..hipsters who she took to Coachella as they ride her coattails as lecherous children do….loving the fame Bella has that could have been there, comparing tits with her for the social following that has led to an acting career…an acting career that is pretty irrelevant but still more amazing than most girls whoring out in instagram including but not limited to her daughter who is packaged as her sister – because it contributes to their lie storyline…

Bring out the tits like a slut, people love tits, do it jokingly, people will find you charming not slutty, like a quirky little redhead out to take it all…because it’s an easy time to take the fuck over because the internet is filled with retards that are easy to manipulate….especially when they can’t tell you smell like Salami…

Whores.

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2016

19

Apr

Courtney Stodden Twerk of the Day

Fame whore and attention seeker who never was, but who did get herself in the tabloids pretty consistently for pretending to be an underage hooker / gold digger…only to turn 18 according to her storyline, at which point she got huge clown tits and became the Courtney Stodden who masturbates in sex videos…

Sex videos that have made Courtney Stodden and Me business partners…becuase of the sex tape…which you can purchase BY CLICKING HERE

A sex tape that isn’t that great, it’s just her masturbating, with her clown tits, but a sex tape you should BY CLICKING HERE

The reason I want you to CLICK HERE is so that I get paid…..

But the truth is that it’s a horrible business, and the real money came from Farrah Abraham…not retirement money…but enough for me to feel part of the process that allows me to never hate them for putting food on my table, by givng me a cut of their whoring…HOWEVER, like all pimps…I don’t mind mocking them, putting them down, and making fun of everything they bring as whores…

This is a twerk video of her, with cameltoe…just trying to keep things going…but CLICK HERE

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2016

19

Apr

Nina Agdals’ Bikini Fitness of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a bikini model, who has done very little beyond being in Sports Illustrated, except maybe a lot of dudes with a lot of money for either a by the hour or per orgasm rate, but then again, she’s a “published model”, they usually like their hooking to feel more like “casual dating” and their rent being paid is just gifts from the billionaires they let cum on their faces…

I am not a fan of Nina Agdal for a few reasons, the main one being she’s got this retard head or forehead that looks like it should be in a bike helmet at all times so that she doesn’t damage the little part of her brain that still works…you know like she’s got special needs and is doing this model thing due to a special work program or some affirmative action program where the media need to hire at least 1 retard per bikini magazine issue, 1/2 a black person, 3 fat chicks and a tranny to keep everyone happy…

We live in a world that panders to the offended person, instead of telling the offended person to fuck off and to stop being such a pussy bitch, people control and craft content around the offended person so not to offend, even if they are being totally irrational in being offended – so we need representation of all people to avoid controversy…bullshit..

We also live in a world where being in a magazine, celebrated by a magazine, that doesn’t even pay you, can boost your ego into some terrible unappreciative, brat from Denmark where she should be sent back because she’s done here…

But she’s got a nice tight body, not necessarily tight to penetrate, but tight due to fitness, since being fit is her one task she needs to maintain…

I guess this is her bullshit fitness routine…for her social media that she can sell to advertisers because a bikini model doesn’t have much more to share of any substance beyond monetizing and objectifying their bodies / ass / tits / vagina via boyfriends…

This is so basic and desperate…and you love it because I said you do.

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2016

19

Apr

Nicky Whelan Fucked by Denzel Washington in House of Lies of the Day

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I used to have this racist joke where I would tell everyone that every black actor was Denzel Washington, so whenever I would reference a black actor I would say “It’s like when Denzel Washington played Bill Cosby on the Cosby Show”…or “Did you see Denzel playing Chris Rock, what a joker”…and it would offend every white person I would say it to..

It wasn’t an all black people look the same, even though someone told me that all races think everyone of the other race look the same, it’s just the white people who get the hate for it…

It was more a commentary that Hollywood chooses one black person to play the token black character so that the can’t be called racist…I’ve heard on set they call them “the black panther”…or something equally racist…

But obviously, I’m always the bad guy…even though Don Cheadle is the one banging the fuck out of this white girl on House of Lies…winning the award for inter racial sex of the day..

Nicky Whelan is an Australian who I think did her best work for this PRE FAMOUS MICRO BIKINI SHOOT …but in the early 2000s, I used to jerk off to micro bikini shoots so it speaks to my soul…black on blonde fetishes hasn’t really happened yet, seeing as I don’t have a blonde wife I want to see destroyed by huge cock…but every blonde girl I know…LOVES this man dingo fetish shit…take it in.

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2016

19

Apr

Rita Ora’s Butt Shot of the Day

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I don’t know what this butt shot is from, but I’ll assume it’s Coachella, so that I can pretend to be current, even though her ex boyfriend Calvin Harris was the headliner, I know weird, how the fuck did a DJ get a headlining spot for the Sunday Night, apparently he’s fucking possibly impregnating the number one person in the music industry called TAYLOR SWIFT…

I like when dudes fuck their way to the top, we call it doing the Kevin Federline…it’s pushing gender restrictions…and is important in this genderless world where really dudes are still expected to be dudes…while women try to steal our jobs.

That said, Rita Ora is a bit of an exhibitionist, her tits and ass and willingness to get naked is really the only reason anyone knows who Rita Ora is. From club kid, DJ whore in the UK, to the Kardashian brother’s girlfriend, to god knows who else she’s fucked…all while showing off her tits in an attempt to be seen as more than just a lighter shade of Rihanna….literally…

My favorite Rita Ora story is not that I’ve seen her nipples at least a dozen times, it’s not that she’s still a traditional girl getting ahead through nudity in this era of “free the nipple” being to support breast feeding and not get jobs…it’s not all the dudes she’s sucked for a career like it was the good old days…because girls still fuck their way into a good life…

My favorite story is that I was tweeting about her last night – only to be ignored – because I am always ignored…

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Here’s her ass flash…

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2016

19

Apr

Bella Hadid Nipple for Terry of the Day

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Bella Hadid pulled out the tranny face..for W Korea because I guess Korean’s like tranny faces on half white girls that have been rebuilt by a plastic surgeon like Bella Hadid…or maybe they are into the bootleg sister pretending to be a model…like her sister who is also pretending to be a model because modeling doesn’t require talent, everyone can be a model when they hire the right PR team with their parent’s money and are superficial, egotistical, vapid pieces of shit.

She’s garbage and these are Terry Richardson pics.

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SHE ALSO FLASHED HER PANTIES AS ATTENTION SEEKERS DO:

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2016

19

Apr

Charlotte McKinney with Legs and Shorts of the Day

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The only thing fascinating about Charlotte McKinney, is that in this feminist driven, genderless world of social justice warriors, she was able to break through the fat chicks and lesbian looking girls who people were celebrating, and make it as a famous instagram model…all because she has big fat natural tits…

She didn’t need a beautiful face, or talent, or anything compelling…all she needed was tits on her small frame….to convince the Dancing with the Stars people she probably met at a party, that she was in fact a star…

I think it’s refreshing that a girl no one ever really cared or knew, who never did any TV or even modeling campaigns, who didn’t even have a huge instagram following, and if she did it was probably fake…can get on TV all because of the tits.

It is nice to know that we are still a gang of fucking perverts, who can appreciate a girl for what matters…her tits…

Tits, that have since landed her a role in the Baywatch movie.

Tits, that no one even cared about a month after Dancing with the Stars ended.

Tits, that have done very little more than be just tits…

Tits, that she’s trying to subdue, and even hide, to remind you that she’s more than just tits…

No, she hasn’t launched a charity, or published a book on tricking producers with tits that you matter, and how it’s affected her life as an objectified creature.

She hasn’t even done the “My eyes are up here” that big tits my whole life have been telling me as I stare at them..

She has instead decided to say “I have an ass too. Give it some attention too. It’s in Baywatch the Next Generation co-starring with the tits you know”….

The amazing thing in all this is that she doesn’t still work at a South Florida HOOTERS….

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

19

Apr

Naked and Angry and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Yells at Mom for Leaving Baby in Car

Commentator Loses It…

Dude VS Cement Truck…

Woman on Hood of Car – Flips

DUDE SCALES BUILLDING THE SAVE DOG

NAKED man Mail Eater

Weird Trailer Flip…

Sofa Transport

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2016

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am in a weird place, I’ve always been on the fringe of mainstream, into the weird, creepy, abnormal, degenerates….which was also on the fringe of porn, so I remain perfectly irrelevant…

I never made mainstream money or porn money, I kind of just existed…

So last night, I decided I was time to produce a porn, I figured easier than producing a viral video that propels me to hollywood…but I didn’t have anyone to recruit to be in my porn…forcing for me to go on a hunt for pussy willing to be filmed doing porno things…

I learned a valuable lesson with the experience, one I should have filmed as that viral video to propel me into hollywood…and that valuable lesson was to not ask a girl if she wanted to show her “mommy parts” on camera for 25 dollars…it will make an already weird situation – weirder…

Here are some morning links…

Slut Girls Pulling on Clothes
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Dude Scales Highrise to Save a Dog
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Mariah Carey in Lingerie Making Brick Over Pizza
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Josephine Skriver Booty in Lace
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Old Man in a Sinking Car
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Hank Baskett on his Tranny Sex
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Jared Fogle Text Messages…are Bad.
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Taylor Swift’s Weird Lip Sync Edit
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Jodie Marsh Divorce Tits of the Day
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Bulldog Co Pilot
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Never Stop Watching Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Australia Video
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The Toronto Zoo Tiger Video is Ridiculous
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James Franco Thinks He is Van Gogh
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Nerf Fortress
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