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2014

19

Nov

Pirelli Calendar Outtakes of the Day

I was the unofficial site to release the PIRELLI 2015 Calendar yesterday…because I am more of a bootlegger than a media company…

I don’t care about much that comes out in a year, because I am pretty bored of everything across the board, because it is boring..from SI, to Playboy, to Men’s Mags, to pretty much everything. I have seen too much.

But Pirelli is just classic. They take the best models, they have a star photographer put something together, and even though it’s been a fail the last few years, I feel like this one has been a win.

Steve Meisel is one of the best out there, and the models they chose are perfectly topless, merging the lad mag, Playboy Pin Up of the past, with high fashion, making for this blend of eroticism I can totally contain because I have low testosterone and sex drive…but that I still find nice to look at…

So that’s why I am posting the outtakes they released. I like to support a job well done by taking their pictures from them and sharing them with you.

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2014

19

Nov

Izabel Goulart Keeps Winning at Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart has been doing her Pilates to get in proper shape for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and I guess in doing that has taken the opportunity to post the videos on Instagram for her fans to see the hard work that goes into her insanely fit body, or at least 15 seconds of the burn, and as long as it involves tight clothes doing semi pornographic moves I could imagine in the midst of an anal scene, I am a fan….

You see, I don’t care if girls everywhere can take little to no knowledge of fitness, a program, a workout, or even a diet to get her body, I’ll just care about watching her body…going up and down…all engaged core and glutes like this….

It is a win….unless she’s legit Brazilian and has a penis, but even then it is a win, because it’s the ultimate troll on us…and I love a good tranny troll.

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

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2014

19

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Monster of the DAy

Scarlett Johansson made an appearance that I like to call addressing the fact that she was never as hot as the world made her out to be, and that her throwback to “hollywood glamour”, her PR Team spun for years, that worked and got her work, is really just a Mom heading to a PTA meeting after picking up the kids at Soccer practice and making them whatever Suburban families eat…

There is no Glamour, there is just a memory of what was, now that it is old and tired, married and a mother, and pretty much as boring as I think she’s always been, except when she leaked those nudes and got a guy sent to jail for it, that was her peak, not that people who release nudes should go to jail, I mean we need them, but because she looked pretty good nude, but that was pre-kid…and only for a minute…

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2014

19

Nov

Serena Williams Models Lingerie of the Day

In things that I think should never happen in the history of humanity – here is Serena Williams modeling lingerie….becuase I guess at her level of rich and famous athlete, she can do whatever the fuck she wants….

Not to mention, I’ve met countless white dudes, who aren’t even Tennis fans, who think she’s the hottest thing ever, mainly because her ass has a mind and body of it’s own…it’s ridiculous…the kind of ass your penis can’t penetrate, even when you have a 14 inch penis…and the crazy thing in all this is that she only dates white guys, because let’s face it, tennis is pretty fucking White…

So maybe I am wrong about calling her “Jonathan Brandis in Ladybugs RIP” all these years…maybe thinking she was a boy, put in girls tennis, to make the family money was a misstep on my part…maybe she’s actually destined to do lingerie modeling…the next Victoria’s Secret model…you know the athlete edition for their sports line…they’ve let a Kardashian into their empire, at least Serena would make sense…

Here are the pics.

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2014

19

Nov

Barbara Palvin Topless for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

Here are some pictures for Marie Claire Italia of Barbara Palvin, the same Barbara Palvin who fucks black basketball players, but who pretended to fuck Justin Bieber, when Bieber was fucking Miranda Kerr, because it made for a good story to propel her young career, while covering up for the evil underwear empire at Victoria’s Secret….not that it matters…

What matters is these pics I like to call showing the world how you should not post topless if you’re going to go all the way as getting topless…especially considering it is for soem Euro magazine…it’s like how did this fail get approved…WE NEED NIPPLES FOR IT TO BE FASHION DAMMIT.

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2014

19

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Casting of the Day

CBS put out this riveting viral video to all the aspiring Victoria’s Secret models, who I am sure there is an abundance of, because every suburban middle of the road asshole thinks that it is the pivotal place to be hired, so that you can officially believe you are beautiful, and that the rest of the world can celebrate that beauty….

It is the “Casting” process of their fashion show, where they test models they find all over the world, but mainly NYC through model agencies, and decide which girls have the fittest bodies, to promote healthy life, while selling panties to fat middle of the road women via their husbands who jerk off to these girls…

I don’t find it all that interesting, I think Victoria’s Secret, their informerical and all the overrated, strategically placed girls are a total scam…

But I do find this new one Rachel Hilbert interesting, because when you scam the world properly, like they have, the talent comes to you….

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2014

19

Nov

Iuliia Danko by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Iuliia Danko is s a model in a world where everyone is a fucking model – thanks to the internet…but I guess she’s tall enough to be an actual model…unlike the hot in picture midgets on instagram pretending to be models – because social media allows people to be anything they want to be – it’s that mask of lies that people don’t bother digging deeper into – because they are too busy scrambling to post their next instagram pic, like it was homework, when you’d think logically, the last thing you’d ever want to do is more fucking work, especially when that work makes other assholes billionaires and leaves you just an asshole begging for fans…

Either way, Iuliia Danko, is not an instagram model, she’s Italian and she is topless while hiding nipples, that tease for ALESSANDRO CASAGRANDE , who I’ve posted before, because I like his photos.

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2014

19

Nov

Brooke Perry for O’Neill of the Day

Her name is Brooke Perry. She’s a Model with some major modelling agency because she’s amazing to look at, at least in these half naked pictures for O’Neill, a surf brand, that I guess decided to say “fuck it, why use a pro surfer, when we can use a chick from Montana to represent us, it’s not like anyone will know the difference, and it’s not like we should put some resources back into the surf world, because bikini models, are what people want to see”…and I’m all for anything that involves girls getting half naked…whether it makes sense on the marketing front for the brand or not…whether Brooke Perry is a surfer or not, wearing surf lifestyle clothes, for a surf brand that is on it’s way out of business, means nothing to me, I just wish she was surfing on my face with her vagina. I’m romantic like that.

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2014

19

Nov

Bregje Heinen Instagram Creep of the Day

Dutch born, Victoria’s Secret model, Bregje Heinen, has an INSTAGRAM

These are a few pics I pulled of that the 21 year old put out there to the world to see her 5 foot 9 model body, that recently did Maxim, which I would assume is pretty low level for a model that has worked with all kinds of designers, but she was in an Adam Levine music video for Maroon 5, and she probably fucked him in the process, as these girls do…so we can assume she has no taste, she’s Dutch, what the fuck does she know about America or cool, I mean it’s all pretty cool to her as she lives the dream….but what is cool to me, is that she’s doing it half naked because half naked is good.

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