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2015

18

Feb

Charlotte McKInney is Such a Pile of Florida Shit of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is some overrated model, who some people are talking about, and who is working with the right PR Team, getting invited to the right red carpets, and booking a few campaigns that suck in the mass retard male via Sports Illustrated…Carls Jr…and Guess…

But all I see is some Florida trash, with a shitty tan, and a Lady Gaga face, being celebrated because of them tits, when they are just fucking tits, who fucking cares about big tits, every girl has big tits now thanks to hormones in the food, we don’t need to make this one the next Kate Upton, less fat but more ugly that she’s trying so hard to be, or the Emily Ratajkowski without the ethnic flavor, and it’s fucking world…because of you Frat Boy and your misguided fucking hormones…

I mean, I guess I shouldn’t be hating so hard, I’ve been to Florida, and Florida women, in all their trailer park trash even when they are rich glory, aren’t so bad…and flinging them like feces at some Beverly Hills event, filled with rich California trash is almost a viral video…but again…

If this was some busty Florida chick I met in a bar pulling this scam off after we got her in porn, knowing it was a scam, I’d be down, but since it’s someone who doesn’t realize she’s overrated florida trash…with a pretty fucking beat face…pretending to be a model…it just annoys me…

Here are them tits…..because the rest of her is subpar….

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2015

18

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, because seeing mom’s in a bikini, who get paid millions of dollars a year to be in a bikini, doing it for free while captured by the paparazzi…doing something we’ve seen a million times before…to remind you that life is pretty fucking boring, repetitive, none of this matters…especially with all the slutty real life girls you can find on the internet willing to take spread ass pics…kind of making these product pedlars nothing but the half naked equivalent of the Costco samplers, but better body, because they find those women at the retard institutions, old folks home and I guess prisons…

Either way…bikini model in a bikini on her spare time…you know burning the candle at both end…like watching a doctor save a dying person at the golf course off duty…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2015

18

Feb

Kendall Jenner Fashion Model of the Day

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She’s tall, she’s skinny, her dad is getting a Sex Change, her half sister of some other ethnicity is a pornstar that carried the family to the mainstream, her other half sister is OJ Simspon’s daughter, her mom was an aspiring, moved to LA to party with rich men and get impregnated by them so that she could live the Beverly Hills life, rather than the dumpy aspiring model life, finally living out her dream with her amy of what is it, 6 kids that destroyed a vagina that was probably already ravaged, you know thanks to the 80s in LA, being the whore at the party, which is how she got into the party, there to service the rich men who only get off being the weirdest of sexual deviants….

Which is just the level of fucked up you need to buy your way into the fashion model life…I mean that level of trashy glamor, coupled with….a shit ton of instagram followers brands know she’ll promote them to the younger audience with…

Either way, here’s some highlights that aren’t even exciting at fashion week…she may be the best thing about the Kardashian movement, which isn’t saying much considering they are the fucking worst, and one cute girl can’t redeem that…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

18

Feb

Kristen Stewart Does Lesbianism of the Day

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Kristen Stewart must be playing a lesbian in a new movie, because she’s playing up this whole lesbian thing as hard as she can. Whether it’s in the paparazzi pics she’s been in, or this leather jacket James Deen shoot…it’s some bull dyke hustle…that I’m sure lesbians are into, because Lebsians fucking love Twilight, they’re into blood…that’s why they date girls…mmmm period…

They also love anything that is lesbian friendly…like Birkenstocks…

This is for Wonderland Magazine..and what it comes down to is that…I don’t find Kristen Stewart hot ever, whether thinking about her in some face sitting scissor situation…she’s just too inbred and dead in the eyes for me….

Here she is less Lesbian for Interview…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2015

18

Feb

Margot Robbie for Vogue Australia of the DAy

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Margot Robbie is the “It Girl” from Wolf of Wall Street, who managed to break her way into the world, no idea how, but it happened…and people fucking love her…even though she doesn’t look like this in her actual life…her paparazzi pics make her look fat…but these pics make her look magical….sent from trashy Australian heaven…to drink and fuck like all Australians do…

Posted in:Margot Robbie

2015

18

Feb

Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day

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Léa Seydoux was in an actual sexually charged movie – where she played a lebsian having real sex with an older lady…putting candy coated, mainstream, easy for the American public to digest, 50 Shades of Grey, which almost makes me laugh, as a pervert, who has seen most sex scenes in mainstream movies…and I’ve seen a bunch of porn..and I figure that 50 Shades is just for the Christian people being naughty…and as a pervert…we’ve all seen this shit…

That said…she’s in some Magazine, and she looks fucking amazing…

Posted in:Léa Seydoux

2015

18

Feb

Teresa Palmer Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

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Teresa Palmer is some Australian actress who has done a few American campaigns….before getting knocked the fuck up and making babies, for what I assume is a Green Card, but who the fuck knows, I’ve never really heard of her. I just know she’s doing some Free the Nipple bullshit, breast feeding on social media as a political stance, and I endorse that kind of behavior, and always have….I mean it’s pretty much the reason I sit in parks in the summer during post natal yoga…as someone who hates pregnancy and reproduction…I do love milk filled tits…

Here she is with her friend for Vogue Australia

Posted in:Teresa Palmer

2015

18

Feb

Georgia May Jagger in a Towel of the Day

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I have a thing for Georgia May Jagger, not because she is the celebrity daughter, who is going to inherit over 100 million dollars, thanks to her dad being a multi billionaire, with songs that will live on for years past his death, meaning royalties for every motherfucker…and generations of socialite brats who don’t need to work, but who will do stuff like model because it keeps them busy, I mean what else could they do…start a charity, or build a village in central america…and still have billions of dollars…why would they do that….when they can do campaigns….

But because she’s hot…and not because I am a huge Rolling Stones fan and want anything Mick Jagger creates in my mouth, or worse, because I’ve been watching his lips like I was David Bowie since the 70s, thinking how good they would be on my dick, until realizing “ewwe that’s gay”….before realizing they come in a vagina equipped version…

Either way, here she is in a Towel…

Posted in:Georgia May Jagger

2015

18

Feb

Carmen Ejogo for Violet Grey of the Day

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Her name is Carmen Ejogo, she’s a racially ambiguous actress from the UK, who I assume is like a Halle Berry of the UK, you know where the Royal Family bring her in to court jester as they do in England, those racist blue blooded royals..and their use of black folk…that are hardly black at all, but black enough to be considered black when accepting an academy award…without making all the execs nervous…

That said, she’s 41, she’s in this magazine, and she’s fucking amazing to look at…which is saying alot because cut off age for me is 25 when it comes to hotness…everything else is “I guess I’ll do this because it’ll be a story, and old ladies have vaginas, a little dryer and looser, but still vaginas, so whatever”.. that is better than fucking trannies…

Posted in:Carmen Ejogo

2015

18

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Valentine’s Day Porn Just Because of the Day

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Her name is Aubrey O’Day. For a minute she fucked black dudes like Diddy. He owned her music career, it only made sense, and it allowed her to eat everything in site, to balance out her big tits, with a big ass to match…hip hop liked that…

She spiralled out of control, fell off the radar, got in shape, and now she produces Valentiens Day porn for her social media…because that’s how you know you’ve either made it, like people care about your bullshit, or that you’re so fucking desperate you have to get half naked on the internet to get noticed….

She used to really irritate me, but now that she’s less fat…I can handle it…fat girls who don’t know they are fat are annoying, but when they realize they are fat and get in shape I can take the egos…because I know in my core they are fucking jokes..

Speaking of useless here’s Bai Ling, who is the Asian Aubrey O’Day Does Valentine’s Day in a See Through Dress CLICK HERE

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2015

18

Feb

Topless Ballerina of the Day

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Here are some pretty pictures of some topless Ballerina by some photographer duo for all of your Russian fetishists who have a thing for ballerinas girls being pulled out of their homes as kids and forced to train day in and day out by the communist regime in Ballerina work camps…being abused by their regimented communist teachers perpetuating the communist rule…abusing the girls into thinking they are too fat…and bow legged…and incompetent…forcing them into the sex trade….to become mail order brides addicted to drugs…trying to escape to America…because it’s a better life than ballet…at least that’s what I see here.

Posted in:Photos

2015

18

Feb

Subway Dance and Other Videos of the Day

It’s Mardi Gras – TITS

Game of Chicken Gone Wrong

Police Slam a Dude’s Head

Canadian Teen Beats Cop

Black Dude Being Refused Access to Train by a Racist because French People are Racist

Mexican Gas Leak – Much Different than the Gas Leak You Had From the Last TIme You Ate Mexican

FEMEN Protestors of the Day

Topless Crazy Person in Cambodia

Posted in:stepNEWS

2015

18

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like low rent sugar babies, you know the kind of sugar baby who is dabbling with being a sugar baby, and doesn’t really get the concept, but thinks she’s sugar babying just because she met you on a sugar daddy site and you’ve taken her to a Days Inn on the side of a highway….Hotel Life Baby…

If she’s really lucky, you paid the extra 8 dollars for the breakfast…the whole night costs you 50 bucks…to hang with some curious college girl dabbling in the movement.

Without low rent sugar babies, who for the record, are less expensive than actual street hookers, they just don’t realize it….I’d still be fucking street hookers…

Here are some morning links….

Bieber Taking Loads to the Face
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A Bunch of Girls in Bikinis
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Anna Kendrick Ballerina Porn
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A.Rod’s Apology Letter to his Fans is Pretty Funny
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Bill Murray is the Dead Mayor
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Lindsay Lohan is a Magical Creature – THat’s Why She’s Above the Law
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Some Sofia Bush in a White T-Shirt for the 3 of You Who Know who Sofia Bush Is…
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Julia Pereirra is Amazing in Lingerie
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Pirates of the Caribbean 5 is Happening…Making it More Like Porn than it Ever Was Before…Can’t Wait for 13
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Conan Went to Cuba
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A Bunch of Mardi Gras Pics
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Obama Doesn’t Want You Calling the Muslims Terrorists
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The Manny Pacquiao is Willing to Pay 5 Million Fine if He Fails Drug Test

Calvin Harris DJ Bulge
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The Anastasia AShley Video You Should Fucking Watch
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Chelsea Handler Tits don’t really deserve a post of their own…but it is Mardi Gras…and I love New Orleans and Titties…

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In her defence no tits really need a post of their own…

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They are just tits, which is what her whole campaign is, but the reality is, they are the only thing getting her desperate ass attention in this era of not having a show and feeling not cared about by the people….

What do deserve their own post, is all the nudes I get as I discover just how fucking dirty the young world is, when girls who look like lames are telling me about their double penetration orgy frat parties, I realize that herpes is everywhere…

Here are some stepLINKS…

New Surfer on the Block Ass
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How is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Still a Thing
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3D Gifs are a Thing
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Family Dresses a Man as Green Lantern at his Wake
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The Barbie Doll Couple is Amazing
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Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose Ass Battle
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50 Shades of Grey Brawl
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Things That Look Like Butts
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Thick Mila Kunis and Her Big Tits
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Miley in Leather Fetish Gear
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Christina Milian’s Cleavage
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Ariana Grande NBA All-Star Halftime Show
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Nick Gordon who is a Suspect and his Bobbi Kristina Tattoo
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31 Universal Studios Secrets That May Blow You Away
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Amber Rose Wins the Khloe Kardashian Fight…
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Kesha is so Fashion…
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Bar Refaeli is Slutty in a Sheer Dress
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Sexiest TV Scenes Ever
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Ash Benson Tits
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Fame WHore Nipples!
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Hot Ass!
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Epic Ping Pong Trick Shots
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The Hottest Voiceover Actresses
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Sharon Stone Pokies
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Bare Ass for PETA of the Day
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Hot Selfies
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Candice Swanepoel for Maxim
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A Kid Named Tyga is Not Banging a Kid Named Kylie Jenner
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Psycho Girl VS Ferrari
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Lesley Gore Tribute Song of the Day
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Cop Shoots Naked Burglar
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33 Co-Stars Who Totally Hated Each Other
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Sleeping During Your Mugshot…
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TV Nudity Round Up
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cam Girl of the Day
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Big Titty Fame Whore…
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Vintage Penthouse SMut
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Fighting with the Panties
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A Redhead and Her Tits
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Heart Shaped Nipples
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

17

Feb

Anastasia Ashely for Cheeki by Rony Alwin of the Day

Her name is Anastasia Ashley , she’s a surf model with one of the most famous surf asses, always out there in a bikini, and thank god for that, because it makes the world a better place…

An ass so magical, that I guess it inspired Rony’s Photobooth and the people at Cheeki to make a solid Ass Worship video in her hotel room…

This is probably the most edgy, hardcore, erotic, bare assed, and fucking substantial we’ve seen this bitch…I mean…you’re probably thinking forget riding the big waves as she does in her day to day…and come ride the D…but we know that will never happen, but at least you can masturbate to her…

Awesome video….song by SPLURT …get to know this video intimately, take it on a Valentines Date…love it, give it back massages…spit in it’s mouth, I don’t care…just fucking watch it…it’s good.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley