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2011

08

Dec

Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe of the Day

Nothing makes Reese Witherspoon look less dumpy than she clearly is…despite all her jogging….or all the work out clothes she wears than a fat upper pussy gunt with a lower pussy sucking up her pants like it is a vaccuum or more likely a blackhole that takes in sin like sex out of wedlock….and spits it out in her weekly visits to church like a good Christian..only to get run over cuz even her God hates her….as do I because the bitch is a lie….she’s not cute, she’s old and annoying…but a camel toe, as disgusting as they can get, is still a cameltoe…

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2011

08

Dec

Katie Price is a Classy of the Day

Katie Price has an awesome fucking tan….she must have just got back from a month long vacation…or possibly a year long vacation cuz I haven’t heard shit about her in about a year…because you don’t get this glamorous and crackwhore from the projects in a blonde win chocolate milky from applying some orange colored bronzer….and you know what…she deserves a vacation…she works hard being a billionaire…and she represents every thing a woman should be…so girls….take it in and let her guide you with her genius in style, career, self-worth and powerful woman stance….and it all starts with ridiculous implants.

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2011

08

Dec

Kate Beckinsale is a Hot Mom of the Day

Here’s hot mom Kate Beckinsale not crawling around on all fours…not bending over…not naked…not fingering herself…not showing cleavage…not rocking hard nipples….and not even rocking a cameltoe with ease thanks to her looser than average vagina…which may be more of a testament to her work ethic cuz it takes work and sometimes inanimate object insertion because getting famous isn’t easy…even when you are hot…that it has to do with her baby making….you know how it is….or maybe you don’t….

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2011

08

Dec

Jessica Biel Ass in a Dress of a Day

Jessica Biel is everyone’s favorite rock solid body….and I use the word everyone pretty loosely since I don’t think I’ve ever really heard anyone say anything about her….maybe cuz I don’t listen to people when they talk, but probably because she’s only brought up when trying to prove Justin Timberlake’s homosexuality….it’s evidence just like the fact he was in an all boys band created by a convicted pedophile…

But this isn’t about TImberlake, it’s about Jessica Biel and her ass, all round and gently covered by a piece of fabric…all romantic like a romance novel that leads to fat lonely women having a one night stand with a jar of peanut butter and their dogs…you know how it is…

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2011

08

Dec

Ali Larter in Smelly Pussy Pants of the Day

I used to fuck this chick from Holland named Bregje and she used to wear stupid clown pants like this…I just figured it was our cultural differences in our fashions….but people in Holland love riding bikes harder than they love legal prostitution…leading to me figuring out that some fabrics don’t breathe and that makes for a serious pussy smell similar to death…something you’d probably already assume of Ali Larter, even without her crazy pants, you know all filled up with afterbirth and shit, thanks to pregnancy, a prolapsed anus and ruptured intestine, you know baby making injuries….here are the pics…..who the fuck is Ali Larter ?

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2011

08

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fuck you fucking christmas and your fucking music that is playing everywhere for making me feel so full of love, you know with a whole lease on life, like I’m the star of a Christmas movie who was just contemplating killing myself….but now I’m ready to fucking live….I am a Christmas miracle…now you can be one too all you gotta do is send me titty pics…

Kittens Waking Up From Pain Killers is Awesome
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30 Favorite Holiday Sports Babes
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Free Cam Shows Help You Get Your Home Sex On
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Slutty Euro Calendars: Germany Has Most, Russia Has Weirdest, France Wins
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Hey Fat Ass, This is How You Close a Bag of Chips With No Chip Clip – VIDEO
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Cynthia Has Giant Juggs
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Kim Kardashian’s Media Lockdown Lasted Like 5 Minutes
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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Two Horny Sluts Get It On – VIDEO
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Diablo Cody’s Most Annoying Moments
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WTF Photo of the Day
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CHRISTMAS FLASK

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2011

07

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The interesting thing about being a social outcast, removed from society and committed to a broken down computer screen, is the looks people give you when you are at a bar alone, or drunk alone, or at a movie alone, or shopping for lingerie alone, or looking up skirts alone…..because just cuz they distract themselves with useless conversations amongst themselves and their friends and family about nothing, doesn’t make them better off, they are just distracted from the hard hitting truth that they are useless failures, by pretending to be interested in each other and each other’s useless stories, ideas and thoughts….Sometimes the happiest place is coming to terms with your shitty life and you being your own best friend, no one else really matters so lets stop pretending they care or you care you fake piece of shit…. save the lies and white washing for the bitches you recruit home after drinking….as you cum on their faces….

Happy holidays…Tis the Season…Joy to the World…Let’s XMAS Party…Here are the stepLINKS…

Update: Fuck you…

Kylie Jenner Jailbait See Through
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Lohan’s Trying to Milk Heath Ledger’s Death to Get Some Press – Hilarious QUote
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Guy in a Mullet Whistling….
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Selena Gomez Jumps into a Fish Tank
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Olivia Munn Slutty in FHM
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Funny Birthday Flash
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Our Looking Good Sweetheart Needs a Face Lift of the Day
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Here is the Leaked Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover
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Live Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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Brodie Smith – Frisbee Trick Shots – VIDEO
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Kelsey Monroe isa Naughty On Her Bed
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Monika Pietrasinska, Barbara Palvin and Mandy Graff in Lingerie Rumble
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The 10 Hottest Women in Judd Apatow Movies
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Kelly Kelly’s Sweet Tanned Bikini Body
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Rima Fakih Blew A Lot
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Courtney Stodden Brings Raggedy Stripper Glamour To An Outdoor Mall
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Free Cams to Spend Your Evening With
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Frisky Teen Plays With Her Pussy
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The 20 Best & Worst Sports Reality Shows Ever
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E! News Ashlan Gorse Panty Upskirt
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I Don’t Know WTF is Going on With Brad Pitt in This Old Video and I need Someone to Explain It To Me – VIDEO
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Stacey Kiebler, Just Because
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‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Caught in Hair Pulling Brawl at IHOP
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The Ugly Friend. Every Girl Should Have One
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How About Some Eliza Dushku?
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Aida Yespica Looking Extremely Hot
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Hot Blonde Shaving Her Bits
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Get Your Freak On: The 10 Public Places You’re Most Likely To Have Sex…And Celebs That Have Done It There Already!
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Jessica Brazil is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Mandy and Eva Get Sexy on Video – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr Keeps It Real By Getting Naked
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These Girls Get Their Scissor On – VIDEO
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Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley – Maxim magazine january 2012 – VIDEO
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Short Short Skirt, Long Long Legs
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Chrissy Teigen & Ariel Meredith Bring the Hotness
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Incredibly Busty Teen – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton is More Delusional Than Ever
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Gisele is Sexy and Kinda Trashy and I Like It
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Today’s News Brought to You by a Panda in Business Class
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Rachel McAdams Busts Out Her Underrated Curves
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Finger Tricks But Not in a Good Way….
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Some Professors Hardcore Texting Rules…
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J.Woww in Maxim….
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Audrina Patridge is a Fucking Cunt…
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Claudia Galanti Big Double Boob Pop Out!
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The Ugly Friend, Every Girl Should Have One
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Julieann Moore Banged A 15 Year Old Student
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Britney Spears – Fat Chick On Ice Skates
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Jessica Lowndes Nice Gratuitous Panty Upskirt
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Selena Gomez Is All Wet
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Some Frisbee Tricks….
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Amber Heard Needs to be More Naked
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Will Ferrell ASks to Star in Beer Commercials…..
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More Selena Gomez in the Fishtank Photoshoot
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JWoww Maxim Outtakes
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Kourtney Kardashian in Maxim India
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Rihanna’s Titties in Some GQ Video Bullshit
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Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Ass and Ugly Face
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Miley Cyrus in a Creepy Titty Photoshoot
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Daiana Guzman Nakded in Playboy Mexico
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Random Amateur Pic THread
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2011

07

Dec

Selena Gomez in a Bikini With Bieber of the Day

I don’t know if posting this counts as kiddie porn…I figure I’m safe since they are public figures…I mean Selena Gomez is an actual Sex Offender and she doesn’t hide it….she puts it out there in pictures and at events like it is some publicity stunt that I assume it is….and she doesn’t get arrested and either shoul you for jerking off to it….

So if sex offenders showing off sex offender tit with their underage boyfriends they molest is your thing….


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2011

07

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s “Leaked” Playboy Cover of the Day

You may or may not know that when Lohan was going broke, back when she was battling court dates, unable to land any actual work…not even starrrin as a dead pornstar….the charitable, festive, tis the season, good people at Playboy came along and offered her a million dollars or some shit to pose for them, despite rumors that she would have accepted 100 dollars for sme coke….to do more than just pose, but also fuck the top 15 entries to a Fuck Lindsay Lohan contest…she’s that desperate….

And in Playboy trying to recoop some of their money, because it turns out Lohan didn’t even end up going naked, even though we’ve all seen her naked, they’ve been pushing the PR train, something huge for Lohan cuz she hasn’t been interviewed in what must feel like years…I mean besides what went down in court…

So she’ll be on Ellen, she’ll on other shows, all pushing these non nude pics…and Playboy even went so far as to leak the cover….

Boring probably…but as a Lohan fan til the grave, hers or mine, I’m gonna encourage her to continue down the dark windy road into porn. It is kinda where I want her to be so that when I come save her off a street corner, to help her get her life back, she’ll be more inclined to suck me off for a hot meal and a bed to sleep in. We’re all allowed to have dreams…..

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2011

07

Dec

Abby Brothers Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am finally starting to like Terry Richardson again. He is taking his celebrity photographer, all mainstream and corporate, rich and repetitive in his pictures, but smart enough to exploit his style when it was hot, as hard as he could….and using it for good and by good I mean getting his hot model friends to model naked for him for free for his “art” reminding us of the good he once offered the world while he documented shit…instead of the actual shit he got paid huge to take pics of….

Her name is Abby Brothers, she’s naked for a friend, for free, cuz he’s a big photographer and she’s a model and the two come together in a natural union featuring some pussy lip…. and I like it.

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2011

07

Dec

Jordan Katie Price Classy in Shorts of the Day

Katie Price is the queen UK Glamour Model….to me the other one’s don’t even fucking exist, despite all the titty pics they release of them on the regular….sure they are just as trashy as this bitch…but they just will never amount to Katie Price in terms of hilarious fake tits….small little body…homosexual husbands….tranny inspired fashions…..and plastic surgery…they will always just be second rate and that’s why Katie Price is a fucking brand….with private jets and the most diverse kinds of products with her name on the sit…making her some kind of billionaire…leading me to believe her fake tits and willingness to fuc on camera and more importantly fuck the right people…led to this dreamboat living the dream…I wanna motorboat.

Seriously…look at this shit…walkign down the street…how is this human…it’s like someone took every sex dream I’ve ever had and made it some obscure reality…this can’t actually exist…it must be fantasy…I think I’m having a stroke….

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2011

07

Dec

Adrienne Curry’s Topless Cry for Attention of the Day

I don’t know why I hate Adrienne Curry…I don’t know why she annoys me so much….maybe I am just sensitive cuz she told me off on Twitter and even though I owned her…cuz she was gifted in the craft of showing her implants for attention…and I was gifted int he craft of ruining people cuz I’m an asshole…but I think it’s got more to do with her making money and getting attention from being a serial reality show idiot over the course of the last decade….who is now a twitter star resorting to this bottom feeding cock tease pics when she should really just be doing porn..

See cocktteasing only works on me when a bitch is an aspiring attention whore with a limited audience…the second she get commercial attention whore success I just want to see them disappear…

That said here are the pics cuz I am addicted to posting posts that don’t matter….and the pussy that doesn’t matter….like this pig targeting the nerd comicon audience…it’s just too obvious to dig….

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2011

07

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

These news stories are amazing…I don’t understand why I’m not the new CNN or Huffington post yet….seriously….fucking genius compilation of local news stories like matter….like the couple attacked by a naked body builder….or hacked road signs….because this is the fabric of the nation…this is what makes us us…or some shit…now watch and laugh.

NJ Woman Beats Up Boyfriend On Train
A woman upset that her boyfriend was cheating on her went on a violent tirade and then battled cops when they tried to arrest her.

Thong Street Sign Causes Alarm
An electronic street sign in Maryland was hacked to encourage drivers to honk if they were wearing a thong.

Man Arrested For Shooting Mistletoe Out Of Trees
An odd tradition landed a 66-year-old Decatur man in jail. DeKalb County police arrested William Robinson near North DeKalb Mall Sunday after someone reported he was allegedly shooting mistletoe out of trees with a 12-gauge shot gun for a holiday party.

Florida Women Use Baby As A Weapon
A Florida woman caught shoplifting tried to use her baby as a weapon, strapped in a car seat, when security attempted to stop them at a Walmart.

Naked Bodybuilder Attacks Couple
Authorities say a couple was attacked by a naked bodybuilder who was allegedly under the influence in Arizona.

Ladies Get Into Brawl At Memphis Church
A couple of ladies got into a full on fist fight at a Baptist Church in Memphis

PA Man Arrested For Robbing Stripper
When a man hired a stripper he was expecting sex as well, and robbed the dancer at gunpoint.

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2011

07

Dec

Stacy Keibler Ass in Some Pants Shopping of the Day

Here are some miserable, horrible, boring, uninteresting pictures of Stacy Keibler’s ass doing some shopping, possibly because she needs a fancy outfit for all the A-LIst events her pussy has finally got invited to cuz it invited Clooney into it….and I am only posting it cuz I’m a voyeur and I’ll stare at any bitch in any situation…from doing laundry, to cleaning, to the grocery store, to spending money on clothing despite probably having closets full at home, and I usually do it while staring at their asses, so why should that change just cuz I’m sitting on my soiled couch….

Here are the pics…

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2011

07

Dec

Sofia Vergara in Some Leggings of the day

There is something amazing about leggings….I call pussy and ass hugging….tight as fuck….bitch might as well be naked…but it looks even better than them being naked because shit shapes them like a second fucking skin and I’ve got a fetish for the shit…even if on fatties…cuz that’s just funny…

There is something more amazing about moms in their 40s rocking the shit….becuase there’s something funny about moms dressing in their kid’s clothing….trying to look younger…even though that ass and pussy eating away at the pants have traveled far too many roads for it to really be seen as anything but a pathetic attempt…a pathertic attempt I wanna fuck.

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