This photoshoot would be a hell of a lot more interesting if she wasn’t black.
I’m just joking….I’m not racist. You’re racist for thinking that was a racist thing to say, some of my best friends are black….
I’m also just saying that Namoi Campbell is boring as fuck in any position, with any controversial imagery of a dead dude she’s man handling, I never cared for her or her look and she should just run off with her scary Russian Billionaire, cuz Russia was communist forever and the fact that he is a Billioniare a few years after the fall of the iron curtain, scares the fuck out of me….If anything he was probably the one who coached on on this photoshoot
I can’t really tell if this chick is hot, I just like her choice in bikini tops, it’s like her perky little tits look like they are plotting an escape, and for some reason, I find that hot, I mean not to mention the rest of her looks pretty fit, but it’s the bikini top that’s won me over…almost like the day I realize girls, like everyday girls who aren’t strippers, wear this new bikini bottom that shows off pretty much 90 percent of their asses, but that aren’t a thong, and look more like a boy short, but still have the same effect as a thong, leaving me disoriented and amazed that bikinis are just what the world needs to make normal girls look like half naked sluts even when what they are doing is entirely innocent, and that makes me as happy as I get, since I’m genearlly too hungover and sad on the inside to feel real joy….
Either way, I don’t know who Dylan McDermott is, but he is pulling in pussy, so he’s obviously on TV, cuz girls love that shit…get naked for that shit and fuck that shit, cuz it makes them feel hotter than they are…it is also a decent way to bottom feed your way to the top and the real question I have in all this is why there isn’t one shot of her ass…Shitty paparazzi needs to sleaze it up a bit…
To the people who read the FunnyOrDie post on Friday, I wasn’t actually sad they don’t want to work with me, it was expected cuz they suck..that was the joke…and if you feel inclined to email the marketing director…this is his email: patrick(at)funnyordie.com….but I’ve moved onto better things…like Lawsuits!!
I got this email about some no name celebrity who has credits on her IMDB as “Hot Girl” and “Student Number 4″….who clearly doesn’t like being written about on the internet cuz she knows she’s a joke, so she decided to go to her Lawyer to get me to retract what I said….via his “hotmail account”…what a fucking joke…
My law office represents “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”. Our client has brought it to my attention that you have written some extremely defaming posts of our client, “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”. We ask you to please remove these posts immediatley. If you do not remove your post we will follow suit and prosecute for defamation of character. “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB” is a very successful actress and your posts are defaming and misleading and hurtful to her reputation and career.
I look forward to your prompt response on this sensitive matter,
Law offices of Robert Shapiro LLP
2029 Century Park East. Suite 600
Los Angeles, Ca. 90067
So I wrote:
There is nothing defaming in my commentary about “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”
My site is satirical in nature, nothing stated on the site is news or fact.
Calling an actress a “nobody” is a matter of opinion and i guess a matter of her IMDB page, which I quote:
“Entourage” …. Hot Girl (1 episode, 2004)
Unfortunately, credits like that prove my point that she is in fact a nobody and not a successful actress.
There really isn’t anything “defaming” in my entires, this is a personal blog and I am allowed to have an opinion.
Are you sure you aren’t her PR person? Maybe I should charge you for promoting her
And he wrote:
“USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB” has been the star of many movies one playing on Showtime for the past two years and a worlwide cover model. Your behaviour suggest malice and jealousy. As per your response to my letter you have left us with no choice but to follow suit. I suggest you retain an attorney.
So I wrote:
Is this really what you do now that OJ is finally locked up? Defending the “Hot Girl” in an episode of Entourage from being “defamed” on insignificant websites no one reads?
Can you put me in touch with “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”. I have an idea that will help make her actually famous.
Add me to Facebook , follow me on Twitter , Mail your Panties to Me, buy some shirts to support the site and then you can Click on my stepLINKS….
Katy Perry’s Cleavage is a Super Hero Fighting Back Against….Sesame Street GO
Lindsay Lohan May or May Not Have Been Going Heroin and Here Are the Pics GO
Here are some pictures that are supposed to be of Lindsay Lohan shooting heroin. I am not a detective and I can’t really tell if this is actually a picture of her, but it looks good enough for me, and really I am not all that surprised shit would go this route, because let’s face it, Heroin is a designer drug, I’ve known many people into it over the years, it’s pretty fucking expensive and that’s why rich people do it. I’ve had to drag people out of my shitty apartments after ODing on the shit and I know I’d never touch it, but I’m not shocked other people do, cuz apparently it’s better than an orgasm, and when you’re broken the fuck down, sometimes that’s all you need.
Now I just think that this whole Lohan thing is an act. She’s in Hollywood….the city of lies. It’s easy to book a fake judge and dress him like a judge. It’s easy to book a real courtroom. It’s easy to manipulate the media and everyone to go along with the rock bottom story, because I’ll tell you I know ppl with DUIs and they lost their licenses….they didn’t get put on SCRAM bracelets, serve time, or get released with an unsuspended license, only to get caught for violating parole and put back on a SCRAM bracelet…Shit stinks of bullshit…and I think it’s just a scheme to get her that Oscar….
Never believe anything you see…she’s probably just playing with someone’s diabetes meds or something…I call serious bullshit on this…
Here’s a recent video of David Beckham running up to a fan angrily when the fan mentions something about prostitutes, because apparently there’s a whole David Beckham and prostitutes scandal I had no idea about going on, because I just assume all dudes fuck hookers, espescially when they are on the road and their wife looks like an icy cunt who knew what she was getting into when she met him, as there’s been sex scandal after sex scandal over the years and who really cares, I mean other than him, cuz clearly dude’s torn up on the inside about it….or at least torn up enough to rip a fucker’s throat out…Goodtimes…
Everyone hates the news and I think that’s what compels me to post the shit…it’s like my way of telling you that I hate you…I’m passive aggressive like that…and here are some stories about people I wish I could get to know and be friends with because they are more famous than you…
Segway firm owner Segways from Life to Death on a Segway….How embarrassing, ironic and Hysterical…
Germans Compete in Pumpkin Boat Race
OK Police Arrest Thief Dressed as Woman
Police in Oklahoma arrest a burglar in high heels and a dress after a short pursuit
Thief Hides in Dumpster, Calls Cops When He’s Caught in Giant Trash Compactor
Australian Political Party Wants Teacher to Carry Tasers in Class
I don’t get what’s going on here, but I know it’s pretty disgusting, except for the fact that I’ve been calling Rihanna out for being a fucking clown for the last year, making me believe that she either reads this site and is trying to humor me in these pictures, but that’s impossible since no one reads this site and because high school drop out Rihanna doesn’t know how to read, so it is more likely that she’s just losing her shit, and my prediction that she’s a fucking joke is coming true, and to the 3 fans she still has who think she’s hot, here’s her thick fucking lower body in shorts, lookin’ like she’s losing her fucking mind….because she probably is…now that she’s no longer on top….even though she never should been….
The second episode of the Atlantic City show on HBO was on last night and obviously there was a little tit, cuz that’s the whole point of HBO, and we like it, cuz otherwise, people would just watch Everybody Loves Raymond reruns or some shit instead…
I don’t like commitment, so I don’t like TV because I get sucked into shows and I don’t have a TV to keep on top of the shit and I have to go to my creepy neighbor’s house to watch….so I realized it’s better to just ignore the shit….and wait for the tit scenes to hit the internet the next day…as that’s all that’s really important to me anyway…
I don’t know the cast, but you can IMDB the shit and figure it out on your own…and if you are interested, here’s the Nudity on Boardwalk Empire from last week…
In anticipation of the new Karissa Shannon Sex Tape that should be hitting tomorrow, I was compelled to do some research on Black on White porn, becuause every white dude I spoke to, or got emails from was freaking the fuck out about how a white girl is disgusting for going black, and how it is some animalistic shit, in a way were they real fucking defensive, when I don’t really see a big deal, since most girls I know either fuck black dudes, want to fuck black dudes or have fucked black dudes, and I’m sure if you were a chick, you’d want a black dude too, you know cuz it’s so wrong, their dicks are so big, and they’d have their fucking way with you the way you want your way had but are too scared to admit…seriously, with Hip Hop , I think the only reason white dudes get laid, is cuz the white girls want stability and to settle down to start families and they don’t trust black guys for that…
Either way, in doing my research, I came across this Black Panther, white hating, black on white chick porno starring a retarded kid, and it blew me away in its amazingness that I figured I’d post it here, since I am a fashion site and there comes a point in porn’s vintage, where it becomes obscure, artistic, ironic, dated, social commentary and a novelty….instead of something you’d jerk off to….Enjoy this hysterical shit..
Now all I need is to find a clip from “Sharon”, the first porn I ever saw about a dad who fucks his daughter…keep your eyes out for it…
I have ranted about how Rachel Bilson being single is the best thing that has ever happened to her, since the oppressive loser who sold his soul and career to Star Wars can’t brain wash her anymore and she can reverse the damage done, cuz she’s not too old to jump into the celeb game as seductive paparazzi manipulating pussy, so we haven’t entirely lost her….
I have also been the strippers so many times in my life, that I know their move to pick up something their purse at the end of the routine, it’s like the first lesson in the stripper’s manual I wrote 10 years ago and never published cuz I realized you only need to know 4 things to be a stripper, the way they bend over being one of those for things….It’s to make ass and pussy look ideal, and I can tell you that if Rachel Bilson says she isn’t pulling the same move on purpose, like this wasn’t strategized for the cameras, to get noticed, she’s fucking lying…
So here she is in shorts, bulling the stripper move, so people talk about her “innocent” ass hustle, which I guess is more subtle and fun than her being obvious about the shit….even if I like spread naked ass cheeks better than ass cheeks hiding in shorts…but I guess this isn’t about me…
Based on her thickness, she should be happy the stage didn’t fall from her weight, but instead she just had a sloppy medicated tumble, with titty everywhere, and handlers there to pick her up and annother one to fix her shoes as she sings and the whole thing was lovely but would have been better if there was a little more vagina, a little less of a team of experts to guide her through the incident, and maybe ever a little kick her while she’s down dick in her mouth, cuz you know the best time to cock slap a bitch is when she’s struggling to get up cuz of her stupid high heels she wears to lean up…
Here is some trashy publicity stunt scandal for X-Factor….which I assume is som UK show, at least based on this trashy fucking bronzered out pig of a girl who they are saying was a drunken whore….but who I just think saw one too many episodes of Jersey Shore and figured she could lay the groundwork for a UK version called “Bad Tooth Shore”….
Here’s the bullshit story./.
Chloe Mafia – who is accused of being a prostitute – get axed off the show after she arrived late for boot camp practice allegedly smelling strongly of alcohol. The 19-year-old dancer, from Wakefield, West Yorks., is said to have then given a shambolic performance of Beyonce Knowles’ hit Wishing
HEre are her personal pics that I am posting cuz I love this kind of tacky club whores….because they look like clowns…and fuck on camera….enjoy
I recognize Bobby Brown’s wife….I’m pretty sure I fucked her toothless mouth in a back alley a few years ago for a couple bucks and a some rock I found on the ground that I told her was crack….
Seriously…There is no way that this gutter looking bitch didn’t used to be gutter. You know the kind of hooker who lives in a one bedroom, shit soiled apartment with other gutter hookers smokin’ cock for crack rock….but I guess it’s nice to see her hard face livin’ the good life with a celebrity husband she apparently “manages”…and by nice, I mean disgusting…..as some people are meant to be clothed…For the record, I am one of those people…so I can spot a fellow “meant to be clothed” person…
No, I didn’t kill myself like so many people ask me to do on a daily basis and I didn’t die like you would think I would based on my size and health level…
I just woke up. I was up all night watching webcam girls and drinking cheap wine. I assume I didn’t miss anything and that anything didn’t miss me….since my site isn’t one of those sites you go to everyday like it matters…it’s more of an accidental thing….
Here are some pictures of model Raquel ZImmerman totally and fully naked for Purple magazine, cuz fashion is pornographic when done right…and I support that and apparently so do all the major corporations, cuz for some reason they get behind this kind of nudity, but the second I post it hear it becomes smut. I guess I’m the guy who makes wholesome girls trashy whores….
I’m just smalltime blogger who doesn’t make money off the site trying to get ahead. So I reached out to FunnyOrDie.com’s marketing director named Patrick the other day, hoping he’d give me some traffic, or some money, since I have linked his stupid, unfunny videos for pretty much always….
After my bitch, this is what he wrote to me:
Not the right fit for us but thanks. You can buy ads on the site but we don’t do trades. I will stop sending you content.
So I wrote:
I am emotionally torn by this.
Not cool man. I’m just a blogger looking for friends and then you turn on me. I thought we had something simply based on the fact I was promoting your content on my site….But I guess you were just using me….Typical of corporate /mainstream sites…..
I am not all that surprised by your actions….it’s just the way the internet has become over the last 2-3 years when the mainstream media moved in….
Thanks for stopping your promotions. WIll Farrell is an idiot.
And he wrote:
Seriously dude!?! Are you really sending me an email saying I ‘hurt you’…
So I wrote:
I wrote a poem inspired by you…and your evil, mean mean mean MEAN ways….
HEre is is, it is a work in progress.
The Funny or Die Guy Made me Cry but I won’t like that make me die on the inside….
The End – RSVP
He Didn’t Answer, So I wrote:
I made my site a top 300,000 website in the fucking world…and I did it without my daddy’s money or an expensive degree, or some Hollywood trash who isn’t funny but who got paid a lot cuz people were brainwashed into thinking he was.
I don’t need FunnyorDie. I was giving you an opportunity to be part of the fucking future man…but you’re scared…too scared to take a chance…it may be weak…but I know you got bills to pay and a stereotypical dream to play out…
Top 300,000 sites in the whole fucking world….you remember my name…DrunkenStepfather.com….You heard?
He Didn’t Answer, So I wrote:
you know I’m a top 300,000 site and you know you can’t dis me cuz you know that’s huge…
that’s what I thought…I knew that’d shut your face up…..
I wrote a new line to the poem about you….
Patrick tried to make me sick with the cancer that is his life…
His boring job working for people much richer than him
and a fat slob bitch with a hairy pussy for a wife….
Funny? You’re not funny, you’re just dead, you don’t need to die….
He Didn’t Answer, So I wrote:
is it passed your bedtime – are you tired from all the important shit you do – like watching youtube videos and figuring out how you can rip them off starring a celebrity??
you are about as original as this used condom I save cuz I liked the hooker I fucked when wearing it….
You fucking hack….
He still hasn’t answered me, because he is an asshole…I fucking hate assholes….Because let’s face it, my grandmother is funnier than funny or die and those mainstream, corporate Will Farrell conceived bullshits, and she’s been dead 40 years. Fucking losers are about as authentic as my fake Luis Vuitton cologne made of homeless man piss. They just have solid marketing, solid co-signs, they make money and get traffic from idiots who are told they are funny, but doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking low level bullshit….it’s all smoke and mirrors…
The internet is not as fun a place as it used to be….and here are my stepLINKS…to make it one step closer to better….