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2008

16

May

Danielle Lloyd With Her Shitty Upskirt of the Day

It turns out that crack ruins lives. It was only 6 months ago that this wholesome stripper/psychology student I got a lap dance from wasn’t willing to have sex with me because she wasn’t that kind of girl and that she was self proclaimed classy with self respect. I gave her my email despite knowing that no stripper has self-respect are they are all fucked up money hungry liars.

Then last night she reached out to me to go out for a drink since we’ve been corresponding because I don’t like to write my lap dancing sluts off, I’m a nice guy like that. I wasn’t going to go, because I don’t meet people off the internet, but truth is that I already felt her tits in person for 10 dollars so I felt like we had some kind of connection.

She chose some classy place so I put on my best/only stained jeans and showed up at the bar to find the most damaged and abused lookin’ girl sitting in the corner waiting for me. She’s probably barely 25 and looked like she was 40, she was twitching and smelled like cigarettes and piss and despite her trying to make herself look like the classy girl she claimed she was, I could tell that she was in a cheap dress and hadn’t slept in days. Halfway through the drink I thought she was paying for because she was a stripper and strippers are rich, she announced that she wasn’t stripping anymore. I automatically knew she was into other things because there was no way this bitch quit stripping to go back to her studies as she picked a scab off her arm and ate it. She started asking me if I knew pornstars and if I wanted to fuck her and when I said no she asked to borrow $500 to pay for a bikini wax.

Now in case you didn’t know, you have to be pretty fuckin’ desperate to ask me for 10 dollars, because I just don’t have it, so $500 is just way out of my fuckin’ league, not to mention I don’t know this bitch and I didn’t hire this bitch to fuck me, I just agreed to hang with her for lack of better things to do because my wife is boring and I knew that the last 6 months of talking to her have been a drug induced lie and I just wanted closure. When I laughed in her face, she stormed off and announced that if I am not going to give it to her she’s going to have to get it somewhere else and that’s when I asked if she was going to work the street and suck some dick in the back of a car, she said yes then gave me the finger and stormed off leaving me with the $20 bill that I happily paid for because the experience was worth it and it’s a life lesson that next time I hang with a desperate drug addicted ex-stripper, I am going to bring my camera to videotape her and my rich friend to pay her for sex while I watch.

Here’s Danielle Lloyd from the UK, who is one of those strippers who made it and who other strippers in the UK look up to because she doesn’t have to beg poor dudes for $500 to pay for the most expensive bikini wax of all time, she’s got her own money from being an acceptable mainstream slut.

Posted in:Danielle Lloyd|Upskirt

2008

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was rated number 7 blog in Montreal in some local bullshit paper that tries to be relevant because it is the only free English paper in the city. I was number 1 last year and I guess I should look at it as sign that it’s all downhill from here…this is what they wrote about me:

Goodbye sleaze. Jesus Martinez’s smutblog, Drunken Stepfather has been ousted out of top place,

The truth is that Maxim featured me as the original pervarazzi website, Complex magazine featured me as a man to look out for in 2008 and they are actual international publications, not one written by people who can’t land work at international publications, who spend their nights at local bars with the scenesters in a list that is really more of a cocksuckin’ fest than anything really relevant.

Either way, I hate this city and have always hated this city so I couldn’t really expect much more out of the uselessness that lives in this city than what I got.

Here are my links:

Poll – Do You Prefer Your Chicks Fat or Skinny
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Paris Hilton Whores more of Her Crap in London
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Mariana Dimelo is a Hot Slut in Video Who Would Never Date You But Will Let You Jerk Off To Her
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Bar Refaeli Posing In Lingerie for Israel
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Britney Spears – Pregnant or Just Plain Fat?
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The 54 Worst Celebrity Trainwrecks Ever
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Some Salma Hayek Goodness
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Melyssa Slut on Some Skates
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Play Retro Game Consoles on a Big Screen
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Christina Milian Stuffing Her Fat Face
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If You Dont Use It, You’ll Lose It, so Try This
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Laura Vandervoot is Filming the Reef in Her Bikini
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Here’s an Indiana Jones Spoof Video
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Here’s Some New York Party Tits to Make You Feel Bad About Your Own Pathetic Life
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The Hottest WNBA Players of All Time if that’s Possible…
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On the Bright Side, Here’s Some Web Cam Whores to Have Fun With
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Sumo Wrestler Car Wash
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I Love Tits as Much as the Next Guy, But This is Ridiculous
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Kate Hudson Gallery
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7 Stupid Facial Expressions of the Vikings Cheerleaders
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Give Your Wrist a Break, Find Girls to Fuck
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Bar Rafaeli is Lookin’ Good with Fatty Israeli Tits
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Victoria Beckham is Saying no to Music, Thank God
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How Do You Say “4 Saggy Hags” in German
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Mel Gibson is on Vacation with Britney Spears??
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Winehouse Off The Hook For Crack Smoking Video, Because The British Government Wants to Teach the Young People They Can Do Anything So Long AS They Are Rich and Famous
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Her Body is Nice. Her Face, Not So Much
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More Porn Than you Can Shake Your Stick At
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Gay Marriage Ban Lifted in California. Congrats, Homos!
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Jessica and the Big Tits
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Amy Winehouse Kissing Pete Doherty in the Smelliest Sex of All Time
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NYU Held Their Graduation at Yankee Stadium – But Weren’t Allowed on the Field. One Dude Didn’t Listen…Here is the Video
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Some Teen Girls Flashing the Google Maps Camera
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Google Map Some Street Whores – Hilarious
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Teens Use a Human Skull as a Bong….
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Girls Strip Down to their Girdles
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Some Pics of NBA Players Drunk
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Some Crazy Aunt Hires a Prostitute for Her 12 Year Old Nephew
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Web Cam and an Automatic Rifle
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Crack Whore Blind Date
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Someything Tells Ne Hanging Out With Kim Kardashian is Worse Then Showing Your Bare Back in a Photo, But That’s Just Me
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Vince Vaughn Turned Down a Threesome Cuz He’d Rather Eat and Drink and Rip Lines than Fuck…It Happens.
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Some Hot Sluts with Big Cans
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Danae Gets Wet Cuz She’s a Slut
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Nicole Graves is Working Out and Wants You to Watch
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Ashley Simpson Looks Kind of Okay in Shape Magazine
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Posh Spice is Skinny and Hot in her Tight Pants
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Here’s Some Asian Slutting Out
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Showing Some Tit
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Some Chick Lickin’ Her Tit
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Some Girl Showing Off In Her Underwear
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

15

May

Christina Aguilera’s Got Some Solid Tits of the Day

The pregnancy weight seems to be gone – but the implants aren’t. I guess that’s the deal with with implants, shits just don’t go away, you can be burried with the fuckers after you die and when some pervert digs you up to have sex with your skeleton, he’ll be pleasantly surprised that he chose the right grave and there’s more for him than just a skull to fuck and will have some tit to play with before getting off, then getting arrested and locked up for a really long time for having a really sick fetish that makes bringing your girlfriend home to meet your mother a pretty awkward and gross experience.

Either way, here’s Christina Aguilera and her fake tits busting out of her shirt, which is about as impressive as the time I paid my rent all by myself, using my wife’s money. She just doesn’t deserve any respect because anyone with 5000 dollars can make this shit happen and that’s just part of the reason I hate fake tits.

Posted in:Big Tits|Christina Aguilera

2008

15

May

Kourtney Kardashian’s Hotter Than Her Sister of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian is the hottest Kardashian sister, which isn’t saying much since one of them is a fucking monster and the other one is fat. I guess the good news about having a fat sister is that it’s easy to be the pretty one and when you’re the pretty one – you don’t have to work as hard to get ahead, you can just ride out the fat ones fame from her sex tape without actually having to film yourself getting fucked like a whore because you have self respect and get all the positive attention you need without having to throw out your tits in hopes of getting a compliment because your daddy was too busy to give all three of you equal attention, but always managed to find time for you because you were the cute one and the other ones were too busy fighting over the oreos….

BONUS: Kim Kardashian and Her Fat Tits in Miami from Awhile Ago

Posted in:Ass|Kourtney Kardashian

2008

15

May

Michelle Trachtenberg Shouldn’t Hang With Skinny Girls of the Day

Michelle Trachtenberg went to some Nylon event because she’s got nothing better to do with her time that hang out with a bunch of self-proclaimed fashionistas at their magazine party, but she made the mistake of showing up with Billionaire Lydia Hearst because next to skinny Lydia Hearst, Michelle Trachtenberg looks like some kind of monster. Her enitre body, from face to thick angles looks like she lost a mud wrestling match with elephantism, but I’m not doctor, I could be wrong.

I kinda have a soft spot in my heart for Lydia Hearst. We became facebook friends and she was always nice enough to answer me up until recently. I tried to convince her to buy my site off me because I can’t afford to pay the servers or to license pictures and thought she had lots of excess money from her greatgrandfather’s media empire, but she didn’t bite, so if the site gets shut down, you know who is resposible for it.

BONUS: Lydia Hearst at Some Other Event Showin’ Some Tit

Posted in:Fat|Lydia Hearst|Michelle Trachtenberg|Skinny

2008

15

May

Hayden Panettiere is Hiding Her Pick-Up Truck of a Body of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Hayden Panettiere is built like a large piece of machinery that you shouldn’t operate while on allergy medication, which is probably pretty shitty for her boyfriend she’s on set with who is probably always on allergy medication because he is clearly Jewish and like most jews suffers from asthma, allergies and is lactose intolerant, making thier sex pretty entertaining to watch with all that wheezing, mucus and diarhea.

Here she is covering up her box of a body and by default her box because she realizes that no one wants to see that shit, except for maybe an awkward Jewish guy with Asthma, allergies and who is lactose intollerant because he appreciates her pussy since it’s the only pussy he’s got because all the girls in highschool were more into the jocks than the school newspaper editor.

The sad news for you is that Hayden and her fridge of a body is hotter than anything you’ve stuck your dick in.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Hiding

2008

15

May

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I got drunk last night and that’s why I am confused today, but not as confused as the kids who were out at the bar last night. Girls looked like boys and boys looked like girls and I guess it’s just a sign of the times. It’s like everybar is a gay bar and everyone’s sexuality is fuckin’ blurred to the point where everyone looks like Pete Wentz and Samantha Ronson. My biggest concern about my sexuality is that I use a lap top to update this shit and that laptop is directly on my lap because I don’t own a table and I am scared that it may lead to penis cancer leaving me amputated and confused like a Ken doll, not that I don’t already look like a Ken doll with a mound where a penis normally would be, but because I know that under this fat there is a penis and knowing that is enough for me to not grow out asymetrical hair and wear tight little shirts to show off my budding breasts caused by the serious lack of testosterone from having no balls since the internet indirectly took them away from me.

Here’s some of the action going on in the stepFORUM

———Music———

The Delays – Everythings The Rush
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The Used – Shallow Believer
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The Ting Tings – We Started Nothing
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SIA – Lady Croissant
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Some Girls – Crushing Love
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Barenaked Ladies – Gordon
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DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist mixes
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Stevie Wonder – In Square Circle
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Bruce Springsteen – Born in the USA
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Andrew Bird – Soldier On
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Finger Eleven – Them vs. You vs. Me
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Andrew W.K. – Close Calls With Brick Walls
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3 Dream Academy CDs
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Meat Loaf – Dead Ringer
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X-Files OST
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———Celebs———

Kate Moss in her Panties
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Angelina Jolie Looking Incredible
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Kim Kardashian in panties getting her cellulite treated
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Maggie Grace on the Beach
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Jessica Alba’s Ass
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A Hot Jamie Pressly FHM Shoot
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Hunter Tylo “Bold and the Beautiful” Promo shoot
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Kate Hudson sexy shoot
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Natalie Portman @ Blindness premiere
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Shannon Elizabeth in Maxim
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Keeley Hazell In London
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Kate Beckinsale In Santa Monica
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———Sleaziness———

Some Chick Feeling Herself Outside
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Mellie Williams
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Real Peachez
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Some Goth Chick Stuffing Her Clam
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Crissy Moran
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———E-books———

Secret Sauces Exposed
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They Never Said it! A Book of Fake Quotes and Misquotes
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Adolescent Health Care
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———Comedy Albums———

Richard Pryor – Here and Now
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Patton Oswalt — No reason to complain
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Bill Cosby – Revenge
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———Software———

Atomix Virtual DJ Professional 5.0
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Babylon Pro 7.0.3.13
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Juno
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My Blueberry Nights (with Norah Jones)
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Halloween
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———Random Joke———

Funny Ass Blonde Joke
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———video———

Oh Zit!!!
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Women Drivers
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2008

15

May

Jennifer Aniston’s Ass From a Stalker Angle of the Day

The paparazzi are on my ass again for allegedly posting pictures that belong to them and I figured that these pictures they took of Jennifer Aniston with John Mayer because they look illegal to me. They are at some pool and the pics are taken from what’s gotta be a tree or a hotel room balcony with some psycho zoom lens because they look like some serious stalker shit that would normally land someone in jail for harassment but instead can be sold for insane prices to magazines, tv shows and blogs.

I was listening to the local news today and I heard a story about an all-girls school in a state of panic. Some dude they call a peeping tom, who isn’t me, is parking outside school grounds with some insane zoom lens and taking pics of these underage school girls for what I can only assume is for his masturbation. Dude’s totally planned this shit out and drives his van up there and parks in what he thinks is a clever location with his high-end equipment and gets rightfully called a predator and everyone freaks the fuck out to find him and prosecute him. All while the paparazzi are doing essentially the same thing and their only punishment is getting rich off the shit. The law is twisted and I think I am going to start petitioning the local government to put an end to them. It’s really my only option at this point.

Posted in:Ass|Jennifer Aniston

2008

15

May

Some Rape Victim Turns to Youtube For Help of the Day

Some 16 year old girl from Florida was raped by some 23 year old who got off and she turned to Youtube to get exposure because she felt like she had no where to go. I have never officially raped a girl but I know that rape fucks people up for life. It turns girls into penis hating lesbians, it makes them really hard girls to date and all that emotional damage is pretty understandable. Watching this shit is pretty painful if you have a soul and if you are wondering why I am posting it, it’s because I feel like some of you are desperate enough for sex to go out and violate and I figure that this should leave a little impact as to why you should just flush your Roofies down the toilet because the few minutes it takes you to get off in your sick way can ruin a person’s life. Either way, I call fake on this shit, she’s probably just trying to get back at her boyfriend who cheated on her or some guy who fucked her and never called her back for seconds…

Posted in:Rape|Youtube

2008

15

May

America’s Next Top Model Choose the Fat Chick of the Day

So some fat chick named Whitney wins America’s Next Top Model. There are a few reasons why I think this happened and they go like this. First, Tyra is a fat slob who gets a lot of hate for being a fat slob. Second, the media is getting attacked by fat chicks everywhere for improperly representing them while giving kids a negative sense of what a body should look like and choose a fat chick is good for ratings and lastly, every other season, mainly last season when they chose the skinniest most masculine lookin’ mess of a girl, they have chosen skinny bitches and Tyra wants to balance things out, like when American Idol skews the votes for the black dude to win. Either way, here’s Whitney winning and I hear as her prize she’s getting a job promoting Pizza Hut and is getting paid in a lifetime supply. She couldn’t be happier.

Posted in:ANTM|Fat

2008

15

May

Some Vanessa Hudgens Fake Love of the Day

Dating a gay dude isn’t all that fuckin’ bad for a girl. It’s like the closest thing to lesbianism they can get without actually admitting that they like pussy. They always have someone to shop with, to talk about boys with and to get their hair, make-up and spa treatments with. The only problem with dating a gay dude is that they are generally scared of pussy or disgusted by pussy and having a pussy running around naked in front of them doesn’t turn them into rabid beasts ready to rape the bitch if she resists your love-making offerings. Leaving Vanessa Hudgens feeling lonely enough to take naked pics of herself for some guy she met online because she needs some kind of sexual satisfaction that won’t damage her career and the future of High School Musical because the kids rely heavily on this fabricated relationship.

The good news is that in living the lie for Disney they can always introduce straight dudes into their bedroom that Zac Effron can seduce in the heat of the moment to get some dick in his mouth as he and Hudgens give a double blowjob. Bi-Sexual porn may confuse me, but it seems to be more popular than ever as everyone becomes bi-sexual and if it’s all for keeping up appearances out of fear of losing a well paying job that will lead to spending all their hard earned High School Musical money because the paycheck stops and no one wants to hire useless punks, then it makes total sense.

Posted in:Fake Love|Vanessa Hudgens

2008

15

May

Sarah Harding’s Hot Outfit of the Day

If you don’t know who Sarah Harding is, you are probably not the only person out there because she’s in some Spice Girls cover band from the UK that no one really gives a fuck about called Girls Aloud. These are some pictures of her out partying, because when you are in a useless Spice Girls cover band that no one cares about, you don’t have the pressure of having to tour, record or even to promotional events, you kinda just ride on the advances the record companies give you and go to all the parties that you can while people still care enough to ask each other whether the slut in the corner with the bodyguard is famous or not, then play drinking games to figure out who the fuck she is, until one of them gets drunk enough to ask the bouncer who she is and realize when they are told that she’s a total fuckin’ nobody.

Posted in:Sarah Harding|Slut

2008

15

May

Lily Allen Covers Up in a Bikini of the Day

Lily Allen didn’t end up killing herself yesterday to find her miscarriage in heaven, but she did decide to cover up her dirty fat chick tits. I can only assume that the biggest disappointment for her in losing the baby was that she was never going to get her big pregnant tits to balance out that ass of hers. I guess she could always go out and get implants but there’s no real challenge in goin’ under the knife, all it takes is money and based on today’s world useless bitches everywhere seem to have no problem having more money than me. That’s not really saying much considering the dude who collects cans from the trash all day has more money than me, but he does work a lot harder than I do.

Posted in:Bikini|Lily Allen

2008

15

May

Jessica Alba is a Pregnant Cunt of the Day

So Jessica Alba doesn’t like the paparazzi taking pictures of her and gets so aggressive that she’s throws up the finger like it ain’t a thing, making me think that she is going to be an abusive mother with no patience. It would probably make sense for Alba to relocate during the pregnancy to a small town somewhere that paparazzi don’t hang out. I feel like hitting up the local Baja Fresh in Beverly Hills is probably putting yourself out there at a level you shouldn’t get mad at the paparazzi for, making her look like a total piece of shit cunt.

I guess it’s nice to see that her mother has stepped in to take care of her while Cash Warren is out doin’ his thing because he is still bitter than she didn’t get the abortion he demanded because he knew she got pregnant by using a sperm sample she spat into a tupperwear and kept in the freezer in case he ever left her. What isn’t very nice about her mother stepping up to the plate is that she’s fuckin’ disgusting looking and seems like the only plate she’s been stepping up to is one full of fuckin’ bacon.

The whole look at the mother when landing the chick obviously wasn’t taken seriously when Cash Warren hooked up with Alba in her peak without realizing it was going to be a life sentence, because if this is a glimpse into the future it’s not so fuckin’ bright. To be fair to Alba’s mom, maybe she’s packin’ on some pregnancy weight since her daughter’s overeating is a good excuse to indulge her eating fantasies like the time I gained 25 lbs when one of my girlfriend’s got knocked up but the difference was that my chick got an abortion and I was just making excuses to eat late night pizza.

Either way, here’s Alba and her mom.


Posted in:Cunt|Jessica Alba|Pregnant

2008

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a pregnant mentally retarded girl today. I wondered how it happened, then I remember this pervert I once knew who worked as an orderly at a retard home and would constantly get it on with them because apparently one thing they aren’t too retarded for is sex. It just gets messy when the condom breaks because apparently another thing they aren’t too retarded for is getting knocked up leading to you losing your job and a very confused kid on his 5th birthday when he realizes his mom is banging two rocks together in the backyard instead of eating cake with everyone else.

Here are my links…

A Whole Lot of Half Naked Chicks Rockin the Pole in a Club…
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Hot Chicks on the Street for the Creepy Voyeur Out There
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Howard Stern Turns Dolly Parton’s Audio Book Into a Funny Soundboard
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Russian Girls in Short Shorts
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Marisa Miller in a Bikini for Her Maxim Top 100 Win
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Nicole Richie Hates Lindsay Lohan
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100 Sexiest Celebrities Uncensored
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Weekly Wednesday Webcam Whores
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Topanga From Boy Meets World Kissing a Gil in a Club Exclusive
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Get Devoured by a Cougar!
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Linda Strawberry Shows You a Think or Two
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Irina Sheik is Tasty as Fuck While Dancing Around in a Bikini
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Japanese Gameshow Fun, Because I Never Get Sick of It
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Web Classic Leprechaun in the Tree 2
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Audrina Got Her First Movie Role – Playing a Slut in a Bikini…It’s a Bit of a Stretch for her But I am Confident It Won’t be Too Hard to Believe
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Jessica Simpson is a Cry Baby and Everyone Hates Her
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A Rundown of Ashlee Simpson’s Slutty First Date With Her Soon To Be Wife
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Natalie Portman Lookin Classy at Cannes, and by Classy I Actually Mean Boring As Fuck
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Crackhead Love Affair…Ahhh Love
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Use This to Get Sex, So You Don’t Kill Yourself and Stop Reading My Site
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Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johannson Make Out in this Movie Trailer
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Nicole Richie’s Life With Good Charlotte is Not Paradise
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Colin Farrell is Lookin’ Like a Drug Addict
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Adriana Lima Hanging Out on the Beach Video
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The Colbert Report on Bill O’Reilly’s Freakout
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Some Dude Named Blake Jacobs Topless
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Ashlee Simpson Cheated on Pete Wentz
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Some Funny Shit from Harriet Carter
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Here’s a Video Called The Facts of Life
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Some Flexible Chick Running Around Being Flexible
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Target Sells a Black Kid’s Desk….
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Some Weird Naked Lesbian Goth Party
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More From That Little Badass Who Stole is Gramma’s Car
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The 10 Hottest WNBA Players of All Time….If That’s Possible
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Some WWE Diva Feeling Each Other Up In Public
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Send Your Friend a Dream Date because You Know He’s Gay
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Weirdness from the Weird Faire in San Francisco
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John Mayer Doesn’t Like Jeniifer Aniston Much
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Olivia Newton John and Her Insane Daughter Sing a Duet
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Now Here Are Some Solid Amateur Tits!
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Masuimi Max Struts Her Slut Stuff
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Vida Guerra Workout
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Cheeseburger Pussy
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Find a Girl to Fuck, and Maybe Take Home to Mom
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Chen Loves Pussy
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Blake Lively & Maria Menounos – Bikini Pics!
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Pogostick Mishap
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Enough Porn to Keep Even You Busy
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Good Morning Carmen Gemini
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Some Girl Gets Arrested for Wearing a Skimpy Dress
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Barbara Walters is a Dirty Whore
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Rap Clips of the Day!!
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Fun with Blowdarts
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Big Hot Tits
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Some Girl in a Field Getting Naked
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Posted in:Uncategorized