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2011

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the day

My life is a fucking Christmas Miracle…a long drawn out confusing inadequate Christmas miracle….I’m knee deep in festive alcoholism….targeting depressed women who hate this time of year cuz it reminds them how alone they are….I am a sick sick man and I smell like 3 week old egg not and peppermint….

Even an Asshole Like Me Can Admit That This Marching Band is Impressive
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The 15 Sexiest Obscure Cheerleaders
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Free Cams, Because Everyone Needs a Pick Me Up on Mondays
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All Bryci Wants for Christmas is Some Pots and Pans
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Japanese Beatboxer Will Blow Your Mind
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I’d Like to Be All Over Tiffani
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Justin Bieber To Dads: ‘Better Your Daughter Screams My Name Than Bang The Dude Next Door’
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Live Web Sluts That Will Get You Going
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Four Lesbians Get It On – VIDEO
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Halle Berry’s 10 Biggest Career Fails
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Dancing Bear Porn
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2011

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Obviously the highlight of the internet is the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics that I was the First to Post because I am a genius but that I will Never Get Credit for Cuz Big Sites like Huffington Drown me out and get all the advertisers leaving me in no-man’s land of hell….

But the other highlight was more fan mail…I love fan mail

DIE AND ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING PIG BASTARD….

I’ll drink to that…Tis the fucking season to drink my face off at depressing holiday parties I crash…in hopes of cumming on bitches, straight to their uterus….while remember FACEBOOK WAS FUN TODAY …..for the first time…but forgetting the real issues at hand like my alcoholism and failure at being a normal human….

Here are the stepLINKS….think of me as Santa….I know that’s what i tell the bitches…


Gwen Stefani Wax Figure Scares Me Hard
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Let’s Laugh at Keanu Reeves – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Are Like No Others
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An Owl Petting a Dog
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Downhill Bike Crash
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Selena Gomez Sex Offender’s Hot Firm Tits
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Some Paula Patton Glamor Pics
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I Hate Lady Gaga and Her Fucking Delusions of Grandor. Fuck This Cunt
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This Video of a Lion Hugging Some Lady Will Warm Your Ice Cold Heart – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Mary Claude
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The World is Now Home to 7 Billion People
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The Harsh Truth: Why It’s Okay To Hook Up With Your Ex If You’re Single Right Now
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Charlize Theron is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Rhian Sugden Does Loaded
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X Factor Pretty Much Ruined This Little Girls Life
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Free Cam Shows, a Broke Ass Like You Can’t Argue With That
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Drunkengirl Party Turns Into a Fuckfest – VIDEO
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The SKimpiest Sports Outfits
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Mr.Skin’s 3 Breast Nudes Of 2011
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We Haven’t Had a WTF Are You Wearing in Awhile, So Here One Is
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How NOT to Get a Second Date
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Here’s Ke$ha Sucking Off A Beard WTF
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Kate Beckinsale is Hotter Than Ever
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Some Olivia Munn Maxin Outtakes
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Jamie Huxley is Delish
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Reporter Interrupted By Gay Couple Being Super Gay In The Background! [Video]
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Here’s a Sexy and Slutty Pic Dump
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Teagan and Kirara Get It On – VIDEO
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SNL – Batman Gets Up Close & Personal With Steve Buscemi
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Hot Redhead Loses Her Lesbian Cherry – VIDEO
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How About Some Japanese Cheerleaders
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Blonde Hottie Rocks a Winter a Sweater
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And More Charlize Theron Hotness
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Gotta Love These Beautiful Teen Asses
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Izolda in sexy lingerie
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Brooklyn Decker, Nicole Richie, And More Are Among The Belles Of Beverly Hills
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Elizabeth Will Drive You Wild
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Fat K-Fed Collapsed Under His Fatness
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Kate Upton Gets GQ’s “Body Of The Year” Honor
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Some Skateboarding
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Best HD Videos Compilation
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Keisha Butting Beard in Her Mouth
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Walmart Now Has Meth Labs
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A Little Olivia Munn Topples Nipple?
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley’s Nipples in HD
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Sarah Shahi Went To The Beach In A Bikini. Who Complaining?
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Dune Buggy Jumps Specator
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My Dog Wore a Skirt and Starred in a Xmas Miracle Video….
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Zooey Deschanel Bra and Panties
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A Whole Lot of Pornstar Jesse Jane’s Twitpics
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2011

09

Dec

Courtney Stodden isn’t 17 in a Red Bikini of the Day

Courtney Stodden is a joke I have a very hard time accepting into my daily routine of blog posting…even if I have nothing better to do…even if she represents everything that matters in Hollywood….you know creating a lie that you are 16 with natural tits when really you’re 30 and implanted….and people actually buying into it…more importantly…while getting half naked, in bikini, working with the paparazzi, hustling her trashy shit because the attention is better than that of her stripping years….but the more she exposes herself…the more willing I get…so here she is in a red bikini even though the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are what mattered today…


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2011

09

Dec

Pippa’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

I can’t believe I am still watching this Pippa Middleton bitch waiting for her to crack and shit on her whole family with a sex tape or somethin equally amazing that stems from a deep hatred for her sister and her marrying a fucking prince….only for the world to make a big deal about her…even though she’s nothing special…you know in a kind of proving herself strategy that gives the public can jerk off to….but she’s got an ass in jeans and that’s gotta count for something…

What really matters is that they all give in eventually, 10 years ago you wouldn’t have though Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics would exist…but today they do….

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2011

09

Dec

Holly Peers Twitter Lingerie of the Day

I don’t see why anyone would bother noticing when a Glamor Model, which is code for tacky, trashy, stripper looking bitch…posts a picture of her in a thong on twitter…but more importantly I don’t know why I’m posting a picture she posted on her twitter…when bitch has endless topless pics out there….making this fully clothed shit seriously fucking dulll….

That’s why I’m posting these titty pics….

Did I mention the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are out? That’s what actually matters…

Posted in:Holly Peers

2011

09

Dec

Kate Upton Talking Shit for GQ of the Day

Bikini Models shouldn’t ever ever talk about anything in video….or even in person…even when wearing a bikini because they always sound fucking retarded no matter how hard they try….

I mean Kate Upton is a chubby little priviledged kid who made her big titties matter before getting fat…she’s got no education and she’s got nothing interesting or relevant to say…and that’s why this should be her in a bikini and not her Whinning about how hard work is….or about her working out…cuz as funny as idiot models are…it is almost humiliating…and a distraction from what is important and what makes them the money and that’s her fucking tittties….shitheads…

Did I mention the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are out? That’s what actually matters…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

09

Dec

Some Pussy at Some Unicef Bullshit of the Day

Christmas is the season of giving and in the spirit if giving Unicef threw an event and invited all these low levels to come show off their titties for some moderate attention becuase really any attention is good….

They are so charitable and caring that I am sure every single one of them was like “Look and me, I’m at an event for a good cause, I’m not a vapid cunt, and look at my tits, maybe the paparazzi and magazines will talk about how good I look because that’s what I live for”……Selfish acts of fucking kindness…That’s what makes the world go round….I just watched two bums outside the richest neighborhood begging for change and not one bmw, mercedes, bentley driving motherfucker gave homie a dollar…probably cuz he didn’t offer a tax receipt…Greedy pigs…

Here are the charitable cunts…

Brooklyn Decker Still Looking Downs Syndrome…only a lot more pregnant…like when the Downs Syndrome girl runs away, hits a bar, and gets knocked up by someone no one every finds out who….cuz Homie never wants to admit he banged a retard runaway…

Nicole Richie Hard Nipple on Some Probably Fake Titty….

Kristen Bell Slut

Diane Kruger Titty,,,

Rose McGowan Titty Cleavage…..

Posted in:Charity Events

2011

09

Dec

Helena Boner-Carter See Through of the Day

These are some really sexy pics of Helena Bonham-Carter showing her gothic, witch, intense, haggard, possibly high and amazing small tits in a black bra and see through shirt, and as erotic as these pictures are…I still think this bitch is genius…I wish she did more porn…cuz sometimes you don’t have to be hotness to make me want to stick my dick between your A-Cup Tim Burton Owned titties….Sometimes you just have to be rich and famous. I’m so superficial.

Posted in:Helena Bonham Carter

2011

09

Dec

Kelly Rowland’s Friend in a See Thru of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Kelly Rowland and her shitty fake tits…or the fact that Beyonce ruined her career for a solo career and I don’t care to figure out who her lesbian lover in the see through top is…and I sure as hell have no fucking idea why I’m even posting the shit…but for some reason I just can’t stop myself…I guess the day can’t all be about the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics

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