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2012

05

Sep

More Springbreakers Promo Pics Continue of the Day


Springbreakers premiered at the Venice Film festival last night and it was the biggest day in the lives of all these Disney cunts trying to make it as legit actors even though they are only cast because they each have ridiculous loyal youthful fanbases….which I guess is a good enough excuse for putting them all in bikinis and parading those bikini pics around like it was the second coming of Christ….because young girls in bikini are generally exciting enough to make Christ cum….but I guess them having vaginas is a good nough excuse to put them in bikinis….at least that’s the way I see it…


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2012

05

Sep

Lana Del Rey in Vogue Australia of the Day

Lana Del Rey is Boring across the fucking board…even when she is staging relationships with old rockers, or when she in in OTHER PHOTOSHOOTS ….or more importantly when she is staging a fucking career, pretending she’s got actual talent, and not just a good fucking production team her daddy paid for that got her millions of Youtube views….tricking the rest of the world that she’s popular and that they are supposed to like her cuz other people like her…cuz that is show our society is programmed…we don’t think for ourselves….and it amazes me when people post her videos to facebook, like she matters…..when clearly the only thing that matters is whether her face lips match her panty lips…..am I right?

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2012

05

Sep

Carolyn Murphy Creepy as Fuck for Vogue Italy of the Day


This is a weird tranny club kid…Amanda Lepore…fucking too much MDMA and DMT fashion photoshoot of carolyn murphy who you may know as some top model, famous model, model model…..but who I know as a pornstar with her own sex tape …and now…she’s doing high fashion with less tit and getting fuckde….but a hell of a lot more fetish weirdness I couldn’t help but post….cuz it is erotic in a very weird fucking way…especially for you sci-fi, tranny loving, virgin, nerd losers….

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2012

05

Sep

Kim Kardashian Proves She’s Ugly of the Day

I’ve been calling this bitch a fat ugly pig for years…and all her fat ugly fans get mad at me….well not all of them…cuz if all of them got mad at me…I would be as relevant as her…and thus rich and famous and not struggling to buy myself a fucking beer cuz no one wants to advertise on this sexy as fuck site…..

But now she’s gone out and proved it by showing us how much labor goes into making her look presentable….and the funniest thing in all this is that even before they turned her into some movie magic made up like everyday is Halloween cuz really bitch is a monster and everyday is Halloween without her make-up….she’s got make-up on…

Everything about this whore is a fucking lie….except the fact that she is a whore….that even her Boyfriend Kanye calls her out for being in his recent song…anything for press.

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2012

05

Sep

Chris O’Dowd Tweets His Wife in Lingerie of the Day

Chris O’Dowd is the Irish guy in the movie Bridesmaids, and Dawn Porter is his new wife, who he married last week, who is a published writer, documentary film maker, podcaster and all round productive perosn, who when stripped down for free in a twitpic, is really nothing more than a half naked girl I don’t envy the husband of, cuz when you’re in Bridesmaids, you can pretty much fuck every American groupie under the age of 35, instead of being locked down to this….even this may stimulate him on an emotional level or intellectual level cuz she’s all fucking eager to produce shit….it just doesn’t make sense…don’t these people realize every married person hates their fucking life? Either way, here’s his wife in lingerie, cuz staring at someone else’s wife in lingerie is better than staring at your own wife…

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2012

05

Sep

Belinda In Her Bikini of the Day


Here is my Mexican Pussy I want to fuck cuz I’m half Mexican but like Halle Berry is with her black…conveniently fully Mexican when I need to be….

Belinda is some massive Mexican singing sensation that I like to use to pay tribute to my dead whore mother who was a Mexican white men wanted to fuck bad enough to pay her 20 dollars, which was like 50 dollars in today’s currency….

Belinda may not have been born in Mexico, but her Spanish dad moved the family there to exploit the local cheap labor, in efforts to become a millionaire who could invest in his daughter’s dream…a dream that has lead to multiple Latin American Grammy awards….that may not matter here in America…but her bikini pics do…she’s got a nutty fucking body….


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2012

05

Sep

Alicia Silverstone’s Modeling Lingerie of the Day


I would say this is offensive behavior on Alicia Silverstone’s part, you know taking her disgusting mom body and squeezing it into Lingerie, something that should be saved for an unhappy husband who has given up on life and sex alike now that he’s a father and married, you know dreading the nights he has to satisfy his wife, especially when she decides to sex things up to spice up the relationship, a miserable anxiety driver…..but I guess her half naked is better than her feeding her kid as a bird…She’s weird but not as weird as the idea of casting her to be in this shit….

She’s never been a sex kitten or a love interest in my masturbation fantasies, she’s definitely not now that she’s older and thicker, but here are the pics anyway…

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2012

05

Sep

Stella Hudgens Slutty Tween Pic of the Day

I don’t know what it is about girls wanted to grow up so fast….you know sexualize themselves at such a young age when they should be playing with barbies…but it must be the hormones in the foods…or maybe, just maybe, bitches have always been sluts who love male attention, who know their young hot bodies are there for a limited amount of time and who know that at 16, dudes want to fuck her even more so cuz they can’t….they have all the equipment, it is legal in most places, so keep up the slut…it is the only way to surpass your sister’s low level fame….

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2012

05

Sep

Ariana Grande Tween Small Titty Erotica of the Day

I have seen this Ariana Grande character on social networking sites recently, I haven’t bothered looking her up or seeing who she is, because despite all her followers, I feel we are all equals and I know she’s not bothering looking me up, and I feel that she’s too young to have actually initiated a career or paved the way, but instead she’s just someone elses pawn…not that that matters…

What matters is that she’s the ambassador for small titties everywhere, magazines are writing about her, she’s posting pics of her bra about it, and if that isn’t an amazingly insignificant campaign to endorse, or cause to get behind…I don’t know what is….oh right…the breast implant club of America, for bitches who aren’t as into little tits as this Ariana Grande character…

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2012

05

Sep

Jenna Jameson Ready to Strip of the Day


I am a firm believer in not paying attention to whores who get paid for sex and that you can google to see get fucked, especially when those whores in question got paid millions selling their souls to the devil through their vaginas…because I figure they’re damaged selves have fucking won…but for some reason…seeing Jenna Jameson at some strip club for a gig, looking like a delicate flower really puts a life in porn into perspective…you can really have kids and turn the whole sex trade stigma around….she must have found Jesus or some shit…


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2012

05

Sep

Valerie van der Graaf for Beach Bunny of the Day


Valerie van der Graaf is the new Kate Upton, modeling bikinis for Beach Bunny, with a lot less sloppy tit and belly that Kate Upton is too busy fighting off so that she doesn’t end up the next Anna Nicole Smith, and a lot more DUTCH AWESOME I’VE POSTED BEFORE ….but maybe I’m just into Euro girls, with their accents and better metabolisms, with more culture and less cheap beer drinking in trailer parks trying to live out the Jersey Shore dream….but think it has more to do with her not being a fucking pig like Kate Upton….making this a good move for the Beach Bunny brand as far as I’m concerned.

That said she does have a bit of a gremlin / bull dog / non human face….

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2012

05

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Starting race wars on Facebook is always a bad idea….I like to piss people off but I’ve decided my new strategy is not fighting but flirting…with sexy girls….who I will only discriminate against if they don’t flirt back….other than that…we are all God’s children and we should love each other unless you are obese..in which case you should starve yourself…

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Power Ranking Hottest Women in Wrestling Today
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Shauna Sand is Still a Piece of Fucking Trash
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This Golf Trick Shot Kinda Blew My Mind – VIDOE
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Carrie Stevens is All Laid Out
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Jeska Marie Claire is Rocking the Thong
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20 Hilariously Awful Mitt Romney GIFs
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Web Cam Sluts, For Your Pleasure (NSFW)
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Slutty Teen Fucks Herself with a Bottle (NSFW)
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Toddler Dies of OD When Junkie Parents Feed Him Methadone
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Donna is Sexy by the Pool (SITE NSFW)
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Annnd This is What Happens When a Cat Bitch Slaps a Dog – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Help You Get Through the Week (NSFW)
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Tulisa Contostavlos – Spread Them Legs Bitch. Spread Them Wide!
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J Lo Big Bikini Ass
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Miley Cyrus Needs Anal Sex
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Hilary Duff All Bent Over Shows Off Her Mom Tits
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Sophie Turner Totally See Through White Dress With Thong. Hot.
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2012

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day


I don’t know what fat or even dumpy chicks have against starving themselves…a little eating disorder could lead to a much better life in looks, life and love…better jobs, boyfriends, husbands and fucks….it’s an easy thing to do…you just gotta do it….cuz no one likes a fat or dumpy chick…

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Crissy is Sexy by the Pool (SITE NSFW)
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Mary Anne Strips Down (NSFW)
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Well Hello Alexis Banks
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Paralimpian Ping Pong is Fucking Awesome and I’m Not Even Joking – VIDEO
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Chloe Miranda is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Nicky Whelan
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Big Boobed Cam Slut and a Dildo (NSFW)
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One Of Prince Harry’s Las Vegas Hos Kisses And Tells
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Salma Hayek Cleavage for Gucci (NSFW)
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Kate Winslet Topless In Titanic Throwback
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These Pretty Girls Are Helping This Fat Piecfe of Shit
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I Love Watching a Babe Rock a Hula Hoop – VIDEO
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Bachelor Party Bungee Prank – VIDEO
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Heidi Klum is Fucking the Help According to Seal
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How About Some Selena Gomez?
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Let’s Give It Up For BIKINIS!
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Happy 31st Birthday, Beyoncé! (A Look Back At Her Album Cover Evolution)
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Hellizabeth and Kream Get It On (NSFW)
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Comedian Stephan Merchant On Watching Porn Then & Now (NSFW)
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I Love a Babe in Knee Socks
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Kelly Brook Pimps Converse
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And Today in Bas Drivers – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Hollywood Chamber of Commerce Tells Kim Kardashian to GTFO
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Kate Hudson Is Already Sick Of Lea Michele’s Shit
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Granny Beer Bongs
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Kate Upton Hot for Contributor Magazine…
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2012

04

Sep

Jenny Garth in a Bikini for Labor Day of the Day

Jenny Garth was hired to be the celebrity in a bikini at some Labor Day party in Vegas at the Palazzo, and the whole thing was pretty hurting, because there comes a time in every woman’s life where wearing a bikini becomes questionable behavior….as does going to daytime raves at Vegas hotel pool parties…confusing the fuck out of me, yet remaining compelling to me, because bikinis have a way of tricking me into staring a very very bad things….and the good news is that at least she’s not fat.


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2012

04

Sep

Kelly Brook’s Amazing Outtakes for NUTS Magazine of the Day

Kelly Brook is amazing as long as there is photoshop nearby….you see cuz she’s old as fuck and in order to rock tits like this….a bitch has got to have a square, large ass to go with it, but the second she’s half naked in photoshoots, she’s got the face and titties, that make it all ok, and we don’t even need to worry about the hours spent shaping her into whatever is going on here, cuz we like unrealistic expectations for our masturbation materials…and we like believing that there are super human pussy out there that probably don’t look anything like this, but at least they do a good job pretending….cuz she looks fucking awesome in these pics….

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