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2011

20

Jun

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson have an Insane Jailbait Marriage of the Day

Her name is Courtney Alexis Stodden….She is a 16 year old slut who was an ex runner up for Miss Teen Washington USA with a dream of being some Nashville country singer…even though she fucking sucks in a major way…

A dream so strong that she married some actor from Green Mile named Doug Hutchinson…..who is 51…

I don’t know what the laws are where you are from, but up until a few years ago you could fuck 14 year olds legally, I’m not sure why you’d want to, considering they are 14, but it does make fucking 16 not so bad….

The truth is that generations before us where marrying at 12 years old to maintain their blood line before the plague got them….and I’ve seen Oprah, these young girls are real slutty, like far more slutty than the 30 year olds you’d expect a 51 year old to be marrying…and in his defense, I don’t believe she’s actually 16, maybe it’s just part of her campaign to get noticed…cuz that face has seen its share of ejaculation…even if she is 16 she’s clearly the kind of 16 that has taken it up the ass and not to prevent god’s judgement by preserving vagina virginity….and any teen who ends up with a 51 year old has serious daddy issues, making me think she was probably raped as a child…

That said, this guy’s a fucking pervert, this girl is a joke, he’s legitimizing his perversion through marriage and she’s hoping for more than 2000 youtube videos per video and I wish them all the luck in the world, cuz more marriages need to be this fucking awesome…

On a side note, how is this marriage legal if she is actually 16? Is it cuz he looks 11? Legal team? Answers! Oh right, it’s cuz she’s actually 40, thanks.

Posted in:Courtney Alexis Stodden|Doug Hutchinson

2011

20

Jun

Marisa Miller in a Bikini in Boston Common of the Day

I have no idea what Boston Common magazine is, but I do know who Marisa Miller is, cuz I try to keep track of all hard faced, hard bodied, strippers who escaped the trade and moved onto higher profile gigs, leaving behind a prosperous career of 10 dollar a song dances…..

People love this bitch, I get it, I just don’t entiely approve of it, but when she is in her bikini, I mean nothing else about her really matters, cuz that body is aweosme.

Take notes sloppy bitches of the world and feel bad about yourself…that’s the whole point of me posting this….

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2011

20

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood Naked Bike Ride of the Day

Carrie Underwood’s slutty sister Sara Jean Underwood was in Portland for World Naked Bike Ride and she hit twitter with the pics…

I figure her implants are more like an expensive shirt than they are naked tits….because shit’s all plastic and purchased and by definition wearing a thong is also not being naked… but it is good enough for me….

Sure I generally like my bitches riding their bikes actually naked…or even just pantyless and in a skirt…ideally seatless, or even just demonstrating how they ride using my face, pretending it’s a bike….

At the bare minimum, I like being able to sniff the sweaty pussy off the seat…but I always get weird looks whenever the bitch gets back to her bike from picking up some groceries…cuz I have bad timing…

But since this Underwood is not my bitch, and she’s out hustling her career as a TV host while keeping true to her roots, rockin’ some serious whore behavior from Playboy, the shit that got her where she is today….unlike other Playboy bitches who feel that whoring themselves is a thing of the past and not something they do now that they are all legit….and as far as I’m concerned that’s a good hustle…

Publicity stunts like this are alright but I prefer staring a pics of Sara Jean Underwood’s nicely shaved cunt….someone she should stick to exposing…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2011

20

Jun

Ginger Spice Topless Bikini Pics of the DAy

These pictures of Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell changing out of her bikinion some boat are amazing….she looks amazing…her tits look amazing…and that’s saying alot because I normally write off a bitch at her 25th birthday….you know for the sake of this site at least as I’ve found great joy in sex with grandmothers…cuz who wants to look at ravaged mom pussy, half naked, in bikini, showing great tit, fit body, rocking a perfectly nice nipple all while pushing 45….apparently I do…so I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Ginger Sprice and her PR Team, the paparazzi she hired, and the strategic photos, for making my fucking day….cuz sometimes tits is all it takes to turn that frown upside down…

Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2011

20

Jun

Katie Holmes Bikini Pics of the Day

I guess the mothership hasn’t come down to save the elightened humans who know the truth and worship their alien power, cuz Katie Holmes had the time to hit the beach to show off her skinny titless body in a bikini…I liked her better before she was weird, you know a slutty young actor…naked and murdered in her one movie roll she had before being knocked up by some experimental space sperm, leading to no acting work, cuz the bitch is too busy prepping for salvation or whatever it is Scientologist closet case homosexuals and their stage wives do….but she’s still in a bikini, she’s not fat and apparently that’s good enough for me…it’s one of those “You had me at Vagina” situations…if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2011

20

Jun

Heidi Montag Hosts a Vegas Pool Party in a Bikini of the Day

I guess it only makes sense that Heidi Montag would be hosting events at Vegas on a slow day, I mean where else is there to go when you’re a reality star everyone hates, cuz you pretty much represent all that is wrong with the fucking world….oh right Playboy….

I guess that’s why bitch co-hosted a pool party with Hef’s Crystal Harris bitch he recently fired, cuz either she wants to be the next in line as Hef’s fake wife, it’s one of the best jobs for fake tit, fake tan, fake hair whores in the world….way better than stripping locally…

I mean unless she’s just using this as a publicity stunt to get noticed…which would make sense, as all reality TV idiots are addicted to their 5 minutes and any chance to be talked about is good enough to them…

But I think it’s safe to say her next stop with her DDs is playboy….I mean that’s pretty much the look she’s got going and there’s pretty much no where else to go….I mean other than being irrelevant in Vegas….but that will end soon….and her getting naked will commence….and I’ll be watching unless of course I Ryan Dunn myself.

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Posted in:Heidi Montag

2011

20

Jun

Megan Fox Bikini of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck he deal is with this video…but I figured I’d post it since it is the latest work she’s done on film….you know since she’s been blacklisted in Hollywood….possibly cuz she’s married and teenage boys don’t like married bitches, since marriage is for moms and not for girls they put posters on their wall of….or maybe cuz she’s a cunt who would never get naked…and who really cares…cuz she’s doing hte paparazzi hustle to get notcied….and I’m noticing….even though everything about her is irritating as fuck…..except maybe her body….which I guess makes everything about her acceptable cuz it’s not like we have to listen to her talk and shit…even though I’d want to see her shit…I’d even use her asshole as a feeding tube….but that’s just cuz I’m weird and would do that with anyone…It’s not an honor or award to be the asshole I eat from….

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Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

20

Jun

Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip on German TV of the DAy

I heard about J.Lo’s nipple slip on some German show called Wetten, Dass..? this past saturday night….someone emailed it into me…and I figured I’d get to it Monday, cuz unlike you seeing the shit stain on some 45 year old hispanic mom’s tit, doesn’t really do it for me…at least not enough to get on a fucking computer when I’m busy passed out on a park bench hard drinking while asking bitches for nude twitpics pics cuz I don’t know how to make conversation when not on a computer as I’ve lost all my social skills in my alocholism and relationship with the internet and such….nipples that are far more interesting to look at then this bitch’s….next time I’m hoping for a clit slip, they’re the next level nipple slip for the person who wants to one-up the nipple slippers and stand out as a pioneer behind the likes of Kardashian, Hilton, Lohan and Spears…and they far more fun to jerk off to…cuz everyone has nipples…vagina are reserved to those people I like to fuck…or don’t like to fuck but do it anyway cuz she pays my rent….if you know what I mean…

Here’s the video…

Wonder why she didn’t wear a bra….all hispanics wear bras cuz they have shitty tits….unless they have implants..which I can assume she doesn’t thanks to the nipple ratio….plastic surgereons would never let that saucer sized nipple fly…

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2011

20

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS because I’m like a morning show…no one watches me…but when they do they are usually pissed off that they are up at that time and doing what they are doing…why can’t you just be happy here motherfucker…

Fight at court house
A fight broke out early Friday morning at the Orange County courthouse among people waiting in line for tickets to view the Casey Anthony trial.

Panhandler arrested for robbery – love the lead in on this story…
The Pasco Sheriff’s Office has arrested a panhandler they say demanded money from a woman, and blocked her car from leaving the parking lot until she gave it to him.

Memphis Moms Hold Breastfeeding Sit-In – Breast feeders unite cuz it’s porno to me
Some Memphis women brought their babies to the Social Security office and held a breast feeding sit-in Friday. One mother was told earlier in the week she could not feed her baby in the waiting area, and called it a violation of her rights.

Man Accused of Videotaping Neighbors
Authorities say a Hampton man accused of videotaping his neighbors at night through open blinds is behind bars. Police say they’re currently combing through the video allegedly shot by James Kelly and trying to identify the victims.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

20

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As amazing as this site is…sometimes I gotta give my love to other people doing trying to keep up with my greatness….and I do it in the form of the a morning hangover…. one that only comes from watching porn until 6 am for no real reason….

I need to go out in public and stare at bitches all day….but before I go…here are the hangover dump

Some Band Audition Prank, Because Pranks Are Good
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The 50 Sexiest Water Sports Athletes
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Free Cam Shows Are Your Suicide Prevention for Monday Morning
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Steven Spielberg Had Megan Fox Fired From Transformers and Here’s Why
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Dalai Lama Responds to Dalai Lama Joke – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Women With Daddy Issues
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Envy
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Slutty College Girl on Video
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Live Sex Shows, From Me to You
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Who is More Pathetic, Crystal Harris or Heidi Montag?
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Posted in:MHD

2011

20

Jun

RIP Motherfucker the Ryan Dunn Edition of the Day

His last pic on twitter…before his car accident….good one.

This is some pretty sad news. I normally use the RIP motherfucker to mock death, cuz I’m one of those people who is totally insensitive and don’t think death is something off limits to laugh at, cuz we’re all gonna die, it is just a question of when….so it’s worth celebrating that death, cuz you made it to the finish line first…in some kind of sick way…

But I was actually pretty bummed out when I heard Ryan Dunn died, even though he probably should have died a long time ago thanks to jackass and all the abuse he did to himself….and I guess this “Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass, Today we do drunk driving…..” stunt was too much for his rich for being a jackass ass….He was probably the coolest of the Jackasses, likely an idiot who died for being an idiot so RIP Motherfucker…even though you were an idiot who pretty much killed yourself…and luckily not the little girl playing on her trike outside her house at 3 am before you drove into a fucking tree…idiot….shoulda saved his death for a segment on the show….or the next movie…what a waste. I have no respect for drunk drivers.

Posted in:Ryan Dunn

2011

18

Jun

Phil Varone’s Secret Sex Stash Sex Tape of the Day

His name is Phil Varone. I’ve never heard of him but that’s because no one pays attention to the drummer…..and he was the drummer in Skidrow and some other band….and more importantly he was on Sex Rehab with Dr Drew and even more importantly he has had sex with thousands of women and now a natural extension to his low level of fame is the sex tape….that he’ll pretend is from the road, even though only die hard fans even know who skid row is, and none of the bitches in the trailer look like they ever heard of skid row, leading me to believe that this is 95 percent staged….and seeing girls fuck on camera, is luckily always worth my time….

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Posted in:Phil Varone

2011

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

What’s up assholes? Marie-Eve here.

Jesus is a drunk fucking idiot that can’t even maintain his own piece of shit site so I’m here filling in. That doesn’t mean, however, that I don’t love him more than you love your real doll, but I probably don’t love him as much as you will love today’s links.

Selena Gomez Totally Had an Abortion and It’s the Entertainment Cover Up of the Year
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The Gold Digging Divas Are Fucking Whores Who Can’t Sing and Here’s Their Video – VIDEO
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Because These Sex Shows Will Make Your Weekend the Best You Can Be
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An Angry World of Warcraft Player is Always Good for a Laugh
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Vida Guerra’s Best Breast Moments
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Sarah Harding Tight Body in a Bikini
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Kirstie Alley Is Delusional
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Blonde Shoots a Dildo Out of Her Ass LOL
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Is It Me or is Katie Holmes Looking Less Like She is Having the Soul Sucked Out of Her Lately?
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WTF is This Tennis Slut Wearing? Jesus
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Top 25 Sexiest South American Sports Hotties
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Belen Rodriguez Has See Through Hot Tits But Donèt Get Too Close Cause This Bitch Has Got the Crazy Eyes
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WHY THE FUCK IS GWENYTH PALTROW TRYING TO CONVINCE THE WORLD SHE CAN SING? – VIDEO
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Some Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics
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Crystal Harris is Downright Terrifying Without All That Make Up
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Hahahahahhahahahah Fat People Hahahahahhahahhhahaha – VIDEO
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Hottie Dances on the Webcam
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Get a Load of Misty Ramos
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He’s Baaaaaaack!!!! Dave Chappelle Is Ready For His Return To Your TV
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Lana and Her Friend Get Dirty
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Solar Power Bikini. Wait, What?
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I Can’t Believe I’m Even Saying This But Reese Whitherspoon is Looking Kinda Bangable Lately
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End of the World Machine Fucking
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Wet Paint Prank – VIDEO
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Hipster Girl, WTF Are You Wearing
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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6 Second Talent Show = VIDEO
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Kaite is All in White
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Tori Spelling is Pregnant and Looks Like a Fucking Pig
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Playmate Ariel – GALLERY
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Some Shenae Grimes Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Seriously WTF is Wrong with Rose McGowen’s Face
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2011

17

Jun

Hannah Godde is Some Model Bitch in Lingerie of the Day

Sometimes all I need to be put in a good mood is to get lost in a pic of a bitch in a field in her underwear under a soft focus and sunlight…cuz it’s on some mystical, I live in a movie, where real problems don’t matter, we are young, we are free, innocent bullshit….It makes for a nice break… before being forced to go back to all the bullshit that is you…you know that hell that we are all living…I mean shit it’s not even a break at all, it is just irritating me knowing that life isn’t a fucking field with nice lighting and a bitch in her underwear…where the only really responsibility is choosing what cow to milk after the bitch milks you…forcing me to go to the local park and befriend all the half naked, suntanning, fat bitches who wish they were on a beach, but instead forced to lay next to a kiddie pool to try to get the same affect…but it’s just not the same….making these pictures the fucking devil, reminding us how much our lives fucking suck. Yay.

Posted in:Hannah Godde

2011

17

Jun

Britney Spears Old, Big and Half Naked Costumes of the Day

Britney Spears opened her Femme Fatale concert last night, and she did what all the popstars are doing, cuz I guess she’s medicated enough to try to keep up with them, in what must feel like a dream to her, cuz she’s just someone’s puppet getting manipulated into being seemingly normal, and apparently cashing the fuck in….

Sure, I think she looks like a barnyard pig with lipstick, but I’m also an asshole who discounts her sloppy mom body and labels it something I don’t want to look at, but would want to knock up, cuz K-Fed’s living the dream…

Sure, she’s much beter too look at half naked than Gaga, but she’s 30 and this whole pop thing for the gays thing pays the bills, but is kind of a stretch….like watching Cher or Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson all with their own variety of holding on as hard a they can to what they had shit…

But she was half naked…and I’ll always notice that….whether it is good or bad….or a fragement of what it was during “Hit Me Baby One More Time Days”….and here are the pics…

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