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2011

19

Apr

Evan Rachel Wood in her Underwear for Esquire of the Day

Here’s a not so hot, but half naked, which technically makes it hot enough for me, despite the bitch in the pics not actually being all that hot, but good enough to look at half naked, as all girls are….pictures of Evan Rachel Wood in lingerie for Esquire….

I posted this clip of her Naked in Mildred Pierce ….and she’s got a decent skinny body, and skinny always wins and is worth celebrating, because fat is always disgusting and an epidemic I am trying to stop by making girls feel like shit about their bodies…

I generally try to ignore that she used to fuck Marilyn Manson’s man pussy, not that a girls past has ever really stopped me from looking at semi-nude pictures of them, see, cuz I generally don’t care what a bitch puts in her vagina…or where she sticks her strap on dick….Who cares…

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood

2011

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Technically it’s not morning anymore, but morning is a state of mind…..

Which doesn’t answer the ever lingering question of Who are you and why are you reading this smut? What’s wrong with you?

Here are my morning hangover dump cuz I’m hungover…and it’s getting repetitive/boring.

Here’s a Babe I’d Like to Go to Bed With
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2011 NBA Mock Draft: Cheerleader Edition
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Free Cam Shows
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Why the Fuck Have I Not Noticed Resse Whitherspoon’s MASSIVE FUCKING CHIN Before?
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Big Tits on the Beach
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Get a Load of Tahiti Cora
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Ex Girlfriends Regret Those Videos They Make
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Amateur Rubs One Out
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Some Dude Dressed Up as a Mannequin So He Could Hang Out in a Ladies Restroom
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Pussy for Breakfast
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Posted in:MHD

2011

19

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I biggest stepNEWS is that Jenny McCarthy answered me on twitter after mocking her uterus for giving autism….but I guess that’s really not news at all….maybe the fact that telling teen girls smoking is bad in sweat pants with an erection is ineffective and illegal is stepNEWS….or getting drunk at making friends on the internet at 4 am is…only to wake up at noon not knowing or understanding why you’re a broke ass joke…or maybe the real news is that the bitch from Scream 4 who’s pics I posted yesterday closed down her facebook cuz of me…..

I don’t know anymore…but here’s what my news editor in cheif sent me…

Adult Store Sparks More Controversy
There is more controversy for a Manassas store that sells lingerie and pornographic movies. KK’s Temptations has only been open for about six months, but some City Council members are concerned about the image it is portraying and has launched an expensive study to look into it.

Match.com to check sex offender registry
Online dating site Match.com says it will begin screening its users against the national sex offender registry. Because some bitch named Carole Markin, who is some Harvard educated Film Producer got raped from some 6 time offender she met, reminding that the internet is full of crazies…

A tornado stole this guys hamburger…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I got fan mail….

I never read your blog, except when there are link to it from other sites I like, so I am not really sure how you are the majority of the time.

But what I have read in the last little bit makes me really sad. I understand the gossip world, and how people like to criticize others and feel empowered in doing so, but your type of criticism is really scary.

I don’t think you realize how much responsibility you hold, and how much you contribute to the many horrible things that people have to deal with, from self-esteem and satisfaction with their body, to general happiness and well-being.

Writing about someone that they look like the excess of their mother’s broken uterus and drug use is so cruel, its psychopathic. And that you are saying it about young women is really sick.

You probably don’t care what I have to say because you are in such denial about what kind of person you, or maybe you got so fucked up you don’t care anymore, but don’t work so hard to fuck up everyone around you. We are all just trying to get by and be happy, why do you have it make it so much harder for others?

Here’s to hoping you grow up and start acting like a real man.

This is what I wrote back…

I love it when you flirt with me….it’s so hot…I am touching myself right now…wanna skype you fat bitch.

This just confirms I’m on the right path to make a difference in the world, you know to make ugly people kill themselves, or at least try to make the best of the horrible genetics they were given….through starvation, plastic suregery, etc.

I’m not a psychopath, I’m just objective commentary on the internet, everyone knows there are no feelings on the internet, but on the positive side, I cry everytime I masturbate in women’s panties, would a psychopath do that? Okay, maybe that’s a bad example…..

It’s not my fault they are in the public eye getting paparazzi pics taken, giving me the opportunity to talk about it…they are the ones to blame….

Here are my stepLINKS

Elsa Pataky Black Bikini Slut
GO

KeSha Has a Naked Fat Fan
GO

Juliette Lewis is Squatting on a Table and I Like It
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Amazing Dickhead Gets Owned at a Music Fest- You’ll Love This….
GO

Web Cam Sluts to Make You Forget It’s Monday
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Flexi Asian Slut with a Snake
GO

Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Still Works
GO

Demi Lovato Looks Like She is About 300 Pounds
GO

Vacation Sluts That You KNOW Will Put Out
GO

Free Cam Shows. Yeah That’s Right, FREE
GO

Miley Cyrus Has a New Tattoo
GO

Hot Teen Shoves Her Panties In Her Vadge
GO

We Miss You: 25 Women We Want Back in Sports
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Sexy Toys for Playtime
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Ellen Barkin’s Tits Throwback
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Nicolas Cage Dares The Cops To Arrest Him, Gets Arrested
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Jessica Simpson is as Big a Moron As Ever
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Miranda Kerr’s Post-Pregnancy Bikini Body is Looking Tight
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Kim Kardashian Covers Up Her Gunt
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Alessandra Ambrosio was at Coachella
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She Looks Like a Tanned California Girl
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Kiss Cam FAIL
GO

Lizzy Has One Hot Body
GO

Maliah Michelle is Looking Hto By the Bar-B-Q
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Nicki Minaj Gives Chris Paul A Freaky Lap Dance! [Video]
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Software Firm Looking To Hire Naked Web Coders
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I Wanna Bang Mariska Hargitay From Law and Order
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Daria and Natalie Play With Each Other
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Audrina Patridge Calendar Shoot
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WTf Is This Bitch Wearing?
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Megan Fox, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Damn Dirty Web Cam Girl
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Girl on the Street Gets Paid to Put on the Worlds Smallest Bikini
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Meet Stevie Lynn
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Gay Fight on the Subway
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The Jersey Shore Meets Dragonball Z – VIDEO
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Dita Von Tease WTF Are You Wearing?
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Evan Rachel Wood is a Bi Sexual Slut and I Like It
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Honestly, Hayden Panty Airs Body is Just Midget-ish and Weird and I Donèt Understand It
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Jenna Jameson Dressed Like She’s Ready to Ride….It’s instinctive
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32 Sexy Photos Of Kourtney Kardashian For Her 32nd Birthday
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Serena Williams: Bitch Knows How To Work A Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off Her Panties
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Kim Kardashian Brings Her Tits Poolside
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Michael Phelps And Some Chicks With Big Tits. Nice!
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Vanessa Hudgens Doing Ecstasy?
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

18

Apr

Miranda Kerr Post Pregnancy Pics of the Day

There are some pictures of Miranda Kerr’s amazing new mom body, showing off some amazing new mom tits, and I call the whole thing amazing, cuz it never happens like this, only when a bitch has a million dollar contract that depends on her getting back to this level of amazing….

I post this as motivation for wifes and mothers everywhere to put a little effort in, cuz it is possible to not be the slop in sweat pants eating donuts, if anything you moms have had a conspiracy that baby weight is the end, it’s here to stay and there’s nothing we can do about it, but now we are reminded of the truth and that is that you’re all a bunch of fucking liars….

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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

18

Apr

Marielle Jaffe’s Hot Facebook Hacked Pics of the Day

I saw Scream 4 yesterday.

It was actually pretty good. Shit had me freaked out, it tricked me a little but I’ve always liked the Scream Movies cuz they are clever and comical…even if the scariest thing in the whole thing is Neve Campbell’s face and Courtney Cox’s plastic surgery…..and the funniest thing is David Arquette’s horrible acting…

Hayden Panettiere flexed her tits and looked hot, Emma Roberts looked good in distress and this other bitch named Marielle Jaffe, who I knew was going to be one of the first to go because I had never heard of her, especially because she looked like a stripper pretty much confirming her purpose to the movie….

So when these slutty facebook pics of her, you know the kind you know she’s using to get this big break out there and secured, were emailed to me, I was happy to look at them, and even happy to share them to you, cuz I’m always down for new pussy eager to get famous posing half naked for her friends and family…cuz it’s just a matter of time before she starts doing it for the world.

She’s definitely one to look out for…cuz things are gonna get slutty…I can tell

Posted in:Marielle Jaffe

2011

18

Apr

Jennifer Hudson is Skinnier than Kim Kardashian of the Day

Jennifer Hudson is skinnier than Kim Kardashian ….I’m talking a lot skinnier than Kim Kardashian and that must be depressing…because rich or not, nobody likes being fatter than a fat girl.

It’s a real testament to just how badly Kim Kardashian has let herself go. It’s a real testament to just how much of a lazy bitch shit is.

I mean this is fucking Jennifer Hudson, who used to be half cow ready for feeding, not to say she’s still not a cow, but definitely to say she’s more fit than Kim Kardashian, and that’s the kind of shit girls kill themselves over….”You’re fatter than Jennifer Hudson”….Suicide.

We can only hope…cuz Kim Kardashian is a disgusting pig of a person, and this is some support documents to prove it…she shoulda stuck to porn cuz the pressure of porno and the emotional baggage it comes with woulda kept her in shape…

ca

Posted in:Jennifer Hudson

2011

18

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Vegas of the Day

Kim Kardashian is huge. Spanx are not going to save this bitch much longer…..cuz there comes a point in obesity that just can’t be strapped the fuck down….you know where it spills the fuck over the shit like the untamed fucking pig that she is….and lookin’ at her doughy stomach…that time is soon….I just wonder if she’s gonna go back to her porn career when all is said and done and no one gives a fuck about her…cuz even with all the money in the world….I know bitches like this love attention and hate losing it to other bitches…in an addicted to fame kinda thing…only this time it’ll be BBW fetish shit….and not just interracial shit I like to watch to remind me of what she’s capable of and more importantly what got her where she is today…. HER PORNO

Either way, here’s her fat ass…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

18

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom model and here are some pictures of a photoshoot she did for Victoria’s Secret….That’s all I got.

Here’s another photoshoot of hers….Not sure what it’s for…but it’s better than the other one so I’m posting it…

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2011

18

Apr

Serena Williams Bikini Pictures of the Day

Serena Williams is the kind of girl who should not be wearing a bikini…She should however be the poster girl of why working out is bad and eating disorders are good…There’s a certain kind of scary as fuck that happens when a bitch becomes a pro-athlete, that scary as fuck is what I call dick clit….where as eating disorder is the perfect balance of weak and skinny I can take advantage of….

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2011

18

Apr

Irina Shayk Paying her Dues of the Day

This is not fact, but I have a feeling that Ronaldo made a deal with Irina Shayk that she becomes his girlfriend, to keep his homosexuality under wraps, cuz everyone knows faggots can’t date supermodels, in exchange for her becoming a supermodel, a small trade-off before you become a supermodel, cuz the idea of that fame is too good to pass up, but when you become the supermodel it’s hard to keep the lie alive, cuz ego makes you realize you don’t need the queer anymore, so now she shows up to his games totally uninterested, planning her escape…..

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2011

18

Apr

Miley Cyrus Flashes her White Trash Tattoo of the Day

I got a blanket for 4 dollars this weeekend because I was tired of smelling my wife’s sweat and piss and feces on the one I was using. I was also fed up with the bug bites it was giving me and I figured 4 dollars was the right price….It has an eagle, some dream catchers and the whole thing reminds me of sitting in a trailer park trying to fuck my sister after drinking too much booze we made in the bathtub out of rotten vegetables….it’s like those native icons that make me want to chain smoke hand rolled cigarettes, while eating a can of beans and remembering the good old days when I had teeth.

Seeing Miley get the permanent version of the shit I was laughing at when I took it out of the package is amazing, partially cuz she’s not wearing a bra, but mainly cuz she fits in nicely at truck stop souvenir shops around the country…

Hilarious.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

18

Apr

Shakira Photoshopped in a One-Piece of the Day

I don’t know about this Shakira character. It’s like she hit America out of no where a decade ago and never fucking left. She has instead tormented our men with her ass shaking in video, I’m talking a serious lack of productivity must have happened when that last one dropped and had over 100,000,000 views, making her a bigger Colombian threat to our resources than cocaine smuggling.

That’s why I want to start a campaign called “Send Shakira back, she’s old and washed up anyway”…..because let’s face it…body you want to fuck or not, she’s pushing 40….and here she is photoshopped in a one piece to start the campaign off properly….by getting no supporters…leaving me alone and crazy sounding in the corner….

On a sidenote I bought a burger from a black girl named Chakira yesterday….

Posted in:Shakira

2011

18

Apr

Tallulah Willis in a Bikini Top at Coachella of the Day

Hipster festival Coachella Happened this weekend as it does every year.

Celebrities and/or celebrity offspring went out to pretend to rough it in the 5 star hotels to listen to a ridiculous line up of their favorite acts.

While tens of thousands of other idiots were herded together, sweating together, and not showering together and the whole thing seems pretty fucking lame….and to me being sent to Coachella would seem like a hellish punishment…unless of course you’re in the VIP section backstage, in which case I hear it’s pretty luxurious, hence why all the celebrities and celebrity offspring attend…It’s the in thing to do….who cares….

Here’s Tallulah Willis, thank god she’s not Rumer Willis, cuz Rumer Willis is a monster that represents Demi Moore’s broken uterus and drug use she had to get out of her system on the first born, making this one less freakish, but still pretty freakish….hipstered out, fat and downs syndromey….what the hell is wrong with Demi Moore’s pussy?

SHe’s in a bikini top, I am sure there are gonna be more Coachella bikini pics as the day progresses…

Posted in:Tallulah Willis

2011

18

Apr

Vaness Hudgens May Be Getting High in a Bikini at Coachella of the Day

I’ve been drugged, but I’m not a drug specialist. Always been more into drinking. By the looks of this white Effron’s semen he saved in a jar so he could cum when she’d fuck him cuz he could pour it down his throat to taste a man while looking at her beard, still staying true to his gay roots, looking substance on Vanessa Hudgens finger, that everyone says is coke, but that I’m gonna say is probably icing, candy, or anything but coke, cuz despite this bitch loving controversy, releasing nudes, trying to disconnect from Disney cuz they didn’t pay well, and her love for attention, no celebrity would do drugs out in the open, it’d kill their career, even if Suckerpunch felt a lot like suicide, I have a feeling she intended it to be her big break…so I’m not gonna speculate, I’ll stick to the facts, she’s at Coachella, the land where the mainstream become hipsters for a weekend, somewhere I wouldn’t be caught dead attending, she wore a bikini and she was probably very high, because that’s what people do when they want to rock out to the music in crowds, but there’s not way she was getting high in public, she was probably doing it in bathrooms and hotel rooms like a normal celeb…so I’m sticking to this being Effron semen that gives her superpowers.


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens