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2009

16

Oct

Jordan Still Has Ridiculous TIts of the Day

I don’t know what to say about these pictures. I really can’t be bothered to talk about someone who obviously has a sickness, like a real fucking sickness and addiction for making her tits look stupider and stupider because she thinks her only worth is in her tits, because I know that those tits are all she is worth, and really Jordan could have been any whore with daddy issues and no self esteem, but instead we’re stuck with her and this looks pretty fucking ridiculous but expected from this bitch….and I guess someone out there is into this, because she keeps getting work, so if you’re out there, this one’s for you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews and Pics via Bauer and
Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

16

Oct

Falcon Did It For the Show of the Day

This is amazing. I was on Twitter ripping into this whole Falcon and the Balloon bullshit especially when I found out that they were on the show Wife Swap, you know weirdos addicted to fame, who staged this to get all over the media, making them far more clever than I am, but also making them fucking criminals who wasted resources with rescue people and the army and a whole lot of fucking airtime when real issues were going the fuck on.

I have seen better lies when strippers tell me they love me. This motherfucker is so nervous and bad on TV and he is a weather man. It is clear he’s fucking crazy, you know making balloon in his backyard and by the way he was acting on TV but the fact that Falcon busted them at their own scam is fucking amazing.

Good luck with your “Floating Car” when you’re in prison you fucking hippie freak. Liars and their balloons made CNN awkward and hysterical all at the same times. Those fake tears that will be real tears when getting prison raped you con artist piece of shit….

As a bonus, here is the horrible rap song the kids made, cuz Daddy wants them to be the next Jonas Brothers (meal tickets).

Posted in:Falcon|Publcity Stunt

2009

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent 4 hours in the train station drinking at the train station bar with my weird friend. After I got drunk enough, I’d mutter “Now that ass is a train I’d love to ride”, well I actually only did it once and I was on my way out when I did it and the girl didn’t even hear me and if she did she would have liked it because she was so fat, all cock is good cock, but it’s the though that counts it was a waste of time as are most things I do, except for my stepLINKS, because them shits are GOLD….and here they are…..

Because the Weekend is Coming Early This Week, Just Like You Always Do
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MORE MIRANDA KERR!!
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Good To Know Dennis Rodman is Still as COmpletely Fucking Insane as Usual
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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RIP MOTHERFUCKER – LOU ALBANO EDITION
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Some Japanese Game Show Prank Hilarity with a Fake Sniper. Amazing
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GIANT CARDBOARD CREATURES INVADE THE NETHERLANDS!
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Kate Moss is Backstage and Topless
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Seriously, If This is True, Jennifer Aniston is a Moron
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Big Wheel Face Smash – VIDEO
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7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move
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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Represents Britain With More Poise Than the Queen
and When I Say More Poise, I Mean Like a Dirty Slut
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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How Amazing Would a Cat Fight with Michelle Obama Be?
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong with Tyra Banks?
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Vivica A Fox Has Still Got It
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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Finger Licking Cake
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Adriana Lima Photo Shoot
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More Ralph Lauren Photoshop Controversy
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some Big Boobs on Big Brother
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Idiot Chick Crashes a Bentley – VIDEO
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I Love These videos Where Chicks Fight and Fuck
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Caroline in the Bathtub
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You All Know I Love Kayde Kross
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Here Comes the Beginning of the End for the Jackson Kids
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Kate Beckinsale Gallery
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Amateur with Real Nice Tits
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Gorgeous Nikki Sims
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I Still Can’t Believe Joe Jonas Was Fucking CamilleBelle
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Monica, Dasha and a Vibrator
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Heather Takes Off That Little Bikini
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Go From Bullied To Bully in No Time With These Handy Tricks!
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Here’s How You Can Keep Your Dick Hard, Boys!
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Blade Versus Batman – VIDEO
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ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIES!!!
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Bedtime Stories With Heather
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Teagan Presley Knows How To Use Twitter!!!
(Great Pics!)
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Awesome Office Viral Video
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Shots From Birtney Spears New Video
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LOREN IS ONE PLAYMATE WHOSE NUDE BODY WAS JUST BUILT FOR PORN!
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Mickey Rourke’s Got Some Wild Fuckin’ Style….
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American Apparel Ad With Ass Crack….
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BONUS VIDEO :

Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 2 
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ANOTHER BONUS VIDEO:

These hurtbag snowboarding bums are trying to win a 500 dollar contest to support their hurtbag moochin lifestyle at their local ski hill, I decided to help cuz I am a hurtbag and respect their hustle, and because they read my site. So watch their season opening snowboard video…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

15

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Skinny Body in a Bikini Top of the Day

Here’s some shitty pictures you’d think were taken by a paparazzi in a tree, that remind me of pictures I’ve taken with my camera phone while trying to peep on girls, whether by taking upskirt pics on the bus or in the mall, or more ambitious pics of them changing in their apartments after climbing fire escapes or from hotel rooms across the street from their apartments are after following them home one night and realizing that’s the best vantage point for a peeping tom. What you can see is her part of her skinny little upper body in a bikini top, and in the peeping tom world, that’s considered good enough to get hard over, because nudity is the gold, but all variations of it are still of value….I don’t know what I am talking about, just look at Miranda Kerr.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Miranda Kerr|Skinny

2009

15

Oct

Tyra Banks Makes me Gag of the Day

This just made me gag. Seriously. I lasted a solid 3 seconds before turning it the fuck off. I usually have a pretty solid stomach and can handle disgusting. I am pretty desensitized. I don’t know if it is my hangover, or the fact that this chick is hideous but I know my stomach turned so the only natural thing to do is post this shit for you to suffer with me….

Posted in:Disgusting|Tyra Banks

2009

15

Oct

Lindsay Lohan and her Sloppy Dyke Tits Go Shopping of the Day

Recent fashion designer, chronic piece of garbage was out in NYC shopping, because that’s what she does, and she looked like fucking shit.

The end is probably near for Lohan, and the only excitement she’s brought us with the last year or so has been boring lesbian fights, staged house robberies, and pretty much no fucking pussy.

Lohan…Bring your pussy back. We know that you may be dying on the inside both physically and emotionally, but that damaged pussy is still barely alive and kickin’, ready to be let out of your damp, dirty expensive panties so stop keeping that shriveled flesh wound to yourself and get out of a car in a short skirt with no underwear, because there is a time we won’t be able to stomach lookin at that shit and you’ll have to retire it for good, but that time isn’t today.

You look like a cheap piece of shit whore, start acting like one and sort it the fuck out you sloppy tit HIV positive lookin’ ex-celebrity addict.

Pics via Bauer and PacificCoastNews and Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping|Sloppy

2009

15

Oct

Ivanka Trump and Her TIts of the Day

Recently Jewish Ivanka Trump annoys me. I remember seeing her in an interview and she was asked her if she was converting to Jew and she said something along the lines of wanting to keep her personal life and decisions private.
I guess taking your ass to an interview on TV would make us think that you don’t want to keep your personal life and decisions private, but that you want the world to listen to what your ass has to say, making me realize that she and by default the book she wrote is just a whole lot of boring. I figure if you want to be on TV and in the limelight, you need to give up your fucking private life, it’s the tradeoff but she is boring….

The truth is that she is so boring, her idea of dirt or too much information about her private life is telling us about how she fell in love with an orthodox jew and his family’s real estate empire that puts her dad’s real estate empire to shame which isn’t saying much because he’s just flash and lights and not an actual success, so she converted to judaism. In her boring world, that is so scandalous and private cuz she’s fucking boring. I want to hear about cocaine parties with daddy’s money, orgies and the first time she took dick in her ass. I don’t care about her fuckin square bullshit….
Here is Ivanka keeping shit boring at her boring book signing and if you don’t believe me when I say she’s boring, just look at the way she treats her fat tits by choking them out with a turtleneck because she’s boring….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ivanka Trump|Tits

2009

15

Oct

Meghan McCain Uses Twitter Like She Was TIla Tequila of the Day

Meghan McCain used the internet the way it is meant to be used and that’s by taking “sexy” pics of your dyke self posing with your shitty book nobody cares about, in hopes that every media outlet picks up the story and draws interest to your book because riding your dad’s name and your mom’s beer money hasn’t worked enough for your liking….it’s a typical cry for attention that you see bottom feeders like Tila Tequila and Aubry O’Day hustle, it’s the basis of Paris Hilton’s career, and the whole thing is pretty fuckin’ obvious, ideally, I’d like to see her fisting her fat dyke pussy, but I guess that’s too much to ask, she’s got an image to maintain.

On the positive side of things, she has threatened to stop using twitter, but we all know if you really want to stop using twitter, you just stop using it, and you don’t threaten to stop using it, like a suicidal person calling a suicide hotline, who never actually wanted to kill himself, but wanted to talk to someone since all his friends dropped his whining ass.

Point of the story is that even with the tits, twitter fucking sucks and there’s no fucking point to it and all of us are just making some clowns with a relatively useless idea rich before everyone realizes that the website fucking sucks and there’s no point to using it.

Posted in:Meghan McCain|Tits

2009

15

Oct

Pam Anderson Pregnant on the Runway in her Baywatch Bathing Suit of the Day

I know Pam Anderson is too old to be on the runway, but she’s doing it for her gay friends at Heatherette, She brought out her fake tits in red Baywatch bathing suit that you all jerked off to at least once and she strapped herself in caution tape because not only is her hep pussy a crime scene where part of many and I mean many men once died, but the rest of her looks like a crime scene. The only exciting thing is that she looks like she may be pregnant, or probably just middle-aged, and growing herself a GUNT, so I guess the good times have come and gone for her as the sun sets on her lifeguard hut, but at least she’s goin’ out laughin’ at herself as we all laugh at her, because if anything she is really never been anything more than a cartoon character of a person who made a lot of money off pretty much being a joke with tits…and I guess like the death of a fallen soldier, we should collectively shoot our loads to this picture as a final salute to a woman who has given us so much….so start now.

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Pam Anderson

2009

15

Oct

Nicolas Cage Owned a Fucking Castle of the Day

At what point in time will people realize that this Hollywood bullshit is ripping us off. That it is such a big fucking industry thanks to us, that people like Nicolas Cage can afford to buy fucking castles.

Do you realize how ridiculous owning a castle of your own is? Well it’s a lot more ridiculous when the person owning their own castle is some star of shitty action movies. This is proof he gets paid far too fucking much and we only have ourselves to blame.

Nicolas Cage has contributed nothing to the world. All he has done is been in some seriously bullshit movies. He wasn’t even the one who wrote, produced or marketed those bullshit movies that movie and he can afford a fucking castle.

See I couldn’t be mad at his castle if he was a smart business man, or if he found the cure to cancer, or made great music or anything of substance, but all he did was remember his lines someone else told him to say.

It is beyond excessive and disgusting and the good news is that karma has jumped in to stop it and by karma I mean the IRS because the idiot wasn’t smart enough to stay on top of his taxes when he was making his huge money, and he was forced to sell the shit, because he’s not the “It” person he once was, but still has a privileged life he doesn’t deserve.

That said, stop supporting the movie business, stop buying DVDs, bootleg the shit because let’s face it we can kill an industry and prevent tragedies like Nicolas Cage or people equally useless as him owning castles from happening, because they only have money because we are all giving them our money and that makes us the real losers.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Castle|Nicolas Cage

2009

15

Oct

Fox Reality Channel Awards Brought Out the Trash of the Day

I guess reality TV is such a success because the USA is pretty fucking trashy. It is the nation of Nascar, WWF, Monster Truck and pretty much anything you can think of that involves dudes with long hair and stupid accents, big muscles and shitty tattoos in tank tops drinking pussy beer and rockin’ shitty tats of the Tazmanian devil, and their ugly bitches with teased bleached hair, shitty tit jobs and cheap revealing clothes they picked up at the sex store. It’s the reason fast food restaurants and donut shops work and I guess the reason reality TV works is because the average household income in the US is 50,000 dollars you poor, uneducated, bored lazy fucks.

Here is some of the garbage that showed up at some Reality Award events, people you helped make famous, all lookin’ pretty fucking disgusting. I posted their names, even though they don’t deserve to be named….
Adrianne Curry

Shayne Lamas

Cindy Margolis

Judy Tenuta

Gretchen Rossi

Megan Hauserman

Aubry Fisher

Gretchen Bonaduce

Kim Zolciak

Daisy dela Hoya

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Reality Awards|Reality TV

2009

15

Oct

LeeAnn Rimes and her Tits in a Tight Dress for Old Times of the Day

I don’t remember the late 90s or early 00’s, because I was really into my own shit, drinking, partying, fucking useless girls, working useless jobs and not giving a fuck but having the time of my fucking life and not really on top of pop culture because I had my own life to live badly, I didn’t need to fill my head with garbage and noise from other people’s lives, no matter how hot those other people were, because if I didn’t know them, they didn’t really affect my life and I didn’t care, if anything I was a lot like a normal satisfied person who I kind of miss, because I really hate myself when I have to tell people I have a gossip blog, and that I know who the cast of Highschool Musical are.
All that to say, when LeeAnn Rimes was at her peak, I don’t remember her. I don’t remember if she was considered hot or if people wanted to fuck her, but if she always looked like this, she must be a next level singer, because seriously, this is disgusting and if she isn’t a next level singer, I think her career was more of a joke, or novelty on some William Hung shit…..cuz seriously…she doesn’t look human.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:LeeAnn Rimes|Tits

2009

15

Oct

Jessica Stam Shows Off Her Back of the Day

Jessica Stam is a model from a farm in Canada that if I would have known about her before she got famous, I would have totally knocked on the family’s door late one rainy or snowy night complaining that my car had broken down up the road and that I needed to use a phone, where I would pretend their was no answer at the garage I was calling, leading to these people of god to offer me a place to stay in their guest room, because that’s just the kind of people farmers are, then when everyone was asleep, I would have totally snuck into her room and jerked off on her hair while she slept, because I’m not down with rape, but surprise cumshots are just funny, then I’d head to bed and wake up to a nice pancake breakfast her mom made me before heading out on my way, but instead she dated DJ AM before he died, she’s made millions of dollars and she’s pretty alright lookin, and here is her back.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Back|Jessica Stam

2009

15

Oct

Naomi Watts is Almost a Dyke on a Bike of the Day

I don’t know if Naomi Watts is one of those sex icons, you know one of those celebrities everyone wants to fuck because I don’t remember her in movies and I am so desensitized doing this shit, I find all these celebrities ugly, mainly because they make too much money for what they do and because I see hotter pussy at my grocery store, but knowing dudes, at least 98 percent of you would fuck her if she asked you to fuck them, so why not post pictures of her in her “motorcycle” gear, since everyone under a helmet and in boots looks worth sticking it to, even that skinny guy on a bike you were driving behind in the tight jeans with the long hair flowing out of his helmet making you think he was a chick, until driving past him and forcing yourself to question your sexuality for a minute, before rationalizing the whole thing by blamin his long hair….

Here’s the manly bike she was riding with her boyfriend who is obviously some useless actor named Liev Schreiber…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Dyke|Naomi Watts

2009

15

Oct

Coco Gets Wet of the Day

Just when you thought that Coco’s nasty pussy was so weathered and dead that it couldn’t get a “rainstorm” in her panties on its own, she proved to us that natural lubricants aren’t always needed to get wet, something old ladies, menopausal women and girls who have sex with me have known for a long fuckin’ time, it just takes a little innovation and here is COCO avoiding the rain because she doesn’t want to melt, she also doesn’t want her whore hair to get wet or her whore make-up to run because showing the world the real Coco is not on her agenda, while being the most famous stripper-lookin’ girl in the world is.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Coco|Ice T