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2011

04

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump

Here’s the morning hangover dump even though I’m constipated….I’m starting late today because I was sexually assaulted by a woman and it only ended at 7 am, where i was forced to take a shower, hugging my knees and crying “why me”….in otherwords…it was fucking legendary and I wish I had it on video to remember that good things do happen to bad people sometimes…

20 Female Celebs Gobbling Phallic Fast Food….
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Useless Technology Themed Viral Video of the Day
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Free Cam Show Sexiness, Right Here, Right Now
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It’s Party Time With Danielle Trixie! No Pants Allowed.
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Ashley Gellar Has One Tight Body
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Britney Spears Looks Like a Sausage in a Bikini
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Now That’s Some Impressive Ball Control
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Live Web Cams That Will Drive You Wild
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How the Fuck Did She Fit That In Her Ass – VIDEO
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Well Hello Ursela Mayes
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Because You May Want to Start Your Day Off on a Terrifie Note – VIDEO
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2011

04

Oct

Adriana Lima Hot Photoshopped Catalog Mom Ass in Lingerie of the Day

Here’s some Victoria’s Secret catalog shots featuring mom and legendary pussy Adriana Lima….in prep for the Victoria’s Secret holiday campaign you know is coming…since that’s when they make most of their billions of dollars….

I know Lima is photoshopped in these pictures, but she still is the beacon of hope to losers everywhere, that if they ever get enough money saved up from working the videostore before it goes bankrupt cuz only people on welfare still rent videos, they’ll head to Brazil, where they will travel through the forests, looking for tribal villages to have sex with, cuz if Brazil made this bitch, there’s bound to be more…

So here’s her mom ass to inspire. I should be a travel agent or paid by the Brazilian Tourism board…I’m gonna get on that.

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2011

03

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Carmen Electra was in town…..she didn’t call me to fist her with my love….and that’s okay because I’m on team Navarro. Carmen Electra’s just a 40 year old set of implants practically forgotten…you know the kind of girl who isn’t as hot as the patrons of the club night she was hired to make an appearance at….but I still would have liked to fist her with my love…but then again I just want anyone to let me fist them…true say.

Here’s the stepLINKS – Get ready to be life changed….

Halloween at Its Best – Full of Sluts
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The Drummer in the Vandelles is Mesmerizing
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Madonna to Play Superbowl Half Time Show – Horrible.
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Ciara Showing Off Tit
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Jessica Simpson, Pregnant or Fat? The Debate Continues
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A Series of WTF Photos. Jesus
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Live Sex Cam Fun
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Surfing in a Tsunami – VIDEO
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This Babe Can Straddle Me Anytime
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Girl on Girl: Michelle Baker and Jessica Vaugn
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The 80 Hottest Women of the ’80s
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Jessica Jane Clement Is Just Perfect
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Hottie in Blue Undies
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Andy Rooney is Getting Ready to Hang Out in His Death Bed – VIDEO
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Huge Dildo Up Her Ass
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Hope Solo, Star of the Upcoming Body Issue
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Jennifer Garner Panty Upskirt
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I’d Like to Bang Charlene
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH RIHANNAS HAIR?
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Rihanna Loves Cunt
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Charlize Theron Hotness
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I’d Like to Be all Over Jennifer Metcalfe
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Crazy Hotel Pool Dive – VIDEO
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Kreayshawn is a Fucking Idiot and I Hate Her – VIDEO
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How About some Shy Lesbian Teens – VIDEO
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Sex Toy Company Sending Vibrator To Space
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Kristen Stewart Covers ‘Glamour’
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Ashley Robbins is Taking Her Panties Off
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Meg Griffen is a Black Swan – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Hottie in a Little Black Dress
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Bar Refaeli in Paris: Did President Nicolas Sarkozy’s Son Pierre Get Lucky?
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3 Horny Webcam Bitches
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Nude Golfing with Jeskas Hotbox
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Scarlett Johansson in New York City
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Cheerleader Backflip Fail
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I Gotta Say Gwen Stefani is Looking Not Bad for 42
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Ashton Kutcher Partied With Four Naked Chicks in a Hot Tub
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Jessica Biel Helps Finish Things Off
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Everyday Stuff Made from Old Paper
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Jaime Pressly See Thru
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Sandra Bullock Pretends She’s Not a Racist
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Katy Perry Looks Like Dumpy Raver Trash
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Lindsay Lohan NEW Panty Upskirt
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Sophie Monk Needs To Wax Her Vagina
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Rihanna May Have Pooped Herself On Stage
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Hot Ebony Slut Loves the Penis
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Drunk Girls Get Naked
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Attempting to Get a Handjob from a Singapore Shopworker – best Rub and Tug Video Ever….We’re Talking Investigative Dateline NBC Caliber. Genius…..
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Some amateur Anal
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Black Doll Kills Busty Blonde
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Hot German Bitch in Action
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2011

03

Oct

Britney Spears Droopy Vagina in Concert of the Day

It amazes me that people go nuts over a panty flash of a gitl getting out of a car, or sitting at the table and you get a glimpse, and when a bitch like Britney intentionally flashes her panties, all stretched out from constant performances, or maybe that’s just her vagina that’s stretched out from constant uterus performances, no one bothers giving a fuck, and that’s just not fair, Britney’s handlers are using her as a puppet for you, crafting her into something that makes them money, but brings you joy via half nakedness, when really all we wanted to see was her self destruct, because I know the day I saw her shave her head down in public, that it was just a mater of time before she was pulling pussy puppet shows like the crazy street whore I once knew….and loved bringing to parties….instead she’s just medicated and boring….half naked or not. Enjoy.

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2011

03

Oct

Shakira Rockin’ Rio in Tight Pantsof the Day

Shakira is fucking annoying. She’s so intense in her performances that I can’t imagine her being legit, or I don’t want her to be legit and actual behave like this, because that shit just scares me and I’d hate to experience her convulsing and experimental, possessed by a demon behavior anywhere but on stage, because I’ve crossed the street, left bars and public bathrooms, over people who have moved and acted as unstable as like this in everyday life…

I am convinced she’s just trying to make people think she’s an artist, and really with a body like that, she can move and shake all she fucking wants, cuz lookin at it is worth the weirdness. There’s a reason she’s number one in youtube for ass shaking.

Here she is performing Friday at the Rock in Rio music experience.

Here’s a Whole Lot of Pics of her In Concert…..With Some Ass Shots…
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Posted in:Shakira

2011

03

Oct

Kristen Stewart’s Behind the Scenes Glamour Photoshoo of the Day

Kristen Stewart, or as I like to call her “everybody’s favorite inbred who has had sex with her dad because I’ve seen pics of him and he looks like that kind of guy”, was in Glamour magazine, despite looking inbred, white trash, all full of teenage angst even though she’s not a teenager, but just an icon to one, because she was the not very hot love interest that gives hope to all girls who aren’t good looking that maybe one day they’ll be love interests too…accessible, but it’s gone to her head.., and the only real thing that she’s ever had that was Glamorous was a KFC meal on regular priced night, you know before being fancy, famous and full of shit and all…..

Either way, a pornstar who went legit before doing porn, rich trash in Glamour magazine, rocking a little see though…..that you probably won’t be able to masturbate to but I’m posting it anyway…cuz you’re such a weird Kristen Stewart fan. Creep.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2011

03

Oct

Rihanna Half Naked in Concert of the Day

Here’s Rihanna in concert showing a little skin…reminding me that I don’t really care about her recent weight gain, she still knows how to lure in an audience via being half naked…a lesson so many strippers before her already figured out….but in her defense, she’s not from these parts, she’s just managed to take over pop culture in these parts…all because her gay boyfriend beat her down…..and not for getting naked…like a normal bottom feeder….weird.

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2011

03

Oct

Rachel Bilson in Ill-Fitting Shorts of the Day

Rachel Bilson is some boring shit. Back when I watched The OC, she was the one I wanted to see naked…but instead of getting naked, she just went on to get engaged, moved to Canada, essentially becoming Amish, or just plain boring, something that she’s managed to maintain upon her return to hollywood, because she’s been bainwashed….

So here is someone we’ll likely never see naked in movies, or on TV, or in Paparazzi pics, wearing some ill-fitting shorts that remind us all why we prefer Mila Kunis.

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2011

03

Oct

Top Catfighting Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I do this Youtube Fetish video series, where I pull the weird shit I know people jerk off to using youtube, to remind the people that Google makes money off masturbation, like a porn site, even though they pretend to be all Christian friendly….Like they are Kim Kardashian, a pornstar who everyone has forgot is a pornstar cuz she diverts attention….

So here are some girl fight videos, I’m sure I only just scratched the surface, and shit gets specific, to the point where you can probably find girls in specific underwear or shoes or costumes fighting, so think of this post as a gateway to so much weirdness

Some Fake Catfighting Fight

Some Bare As Cat Fighting

Some Outdoor Catfighting

Fake Tit Offic Catfight

Another Cat Fight Party…

Some Bigger Chick Winning the Panty Catfight

Bubble Gum Girl Fight

The Token Young Girls VIdeo

Beach THong Catfight

Classic Girl Wrestle

Cheerleader fetish meets Catfight Fetish

One More Cheerleader fetish meets Catfight Fetish

Some Vintage Catfight Videos – Cuz this fetish is timeless

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