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2009

10

Nov

Blake Lively and Her Whore Boots of the Day

This is my second Gossip Girl post today and I’ve never even seen the show, but I am thinking that maybe it’s time to start. Not because these useless celebrity chicks on the show are slowly winning me over with their long amazing legs, or because of the lesbian shit (see previous post) but because it is safe to say a lot of younger girls watch the shit and it’s nice to have something to talk to them about, you know having some common ground can lead to serious blowjobs, especially if you work as a substitute teacher….just something to think about while looking at Lively’s legs in some expensive street whore boots….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Blake Lively|Boots|Gossip Girl|Whore

2009

10

Nov

Hilary Duff Has a Shitty Lesbian Kiss With Jessica Szohr on Gossip Girl of the Day

We’ve come a long way from the days of Murphey Brown when that career lebsian newscaster wasn’t allowed to say she’s a fucking lesbian on TV, or from Ellen who got taken off the air when her character came out as a lesbian, despite the fact that she always dressed like a dude and had that glimmer of rape victim scared of cock in her eye, or even from Rosie’s show where she came out despite her smelling like a contruction workin’ beer guzzling man with more testicle than any of of and shit got taken off the fucking air…and now primetime shows targeted to kids shows lesbian kisses, because I guess that shit touches close to home since all girls are bisexual or some shit….

And I guess Hilary Duff has come a long way from her Disney Career by taking her fatter, older, more abused ass thanks to her hocky player boyfriend and his team who fucks her becuase sharing is all about teamwork to popular shows like Gossip Girl to really push the boundaries of her acting capabilities by staging a vanilla scented dyke-out on camera….and I’m sure you’ll love it….

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Jessica Szohr|Kiss|Lesbian

2009

10

Nov

Shauna Sand’s Boy Toy Has a Name of the Day

I am sure all of you motherfuckers have seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape , because I know the download link was going around.

I unfortunately have only seen a few clips of the shit, but I hear she takes a facial, because I guess dead bodies don’t say no and you can do whatever you want with them, at least that’s what my mortician friend once told me.

I have however seen her vagina, and that grey meaty mess is fucking confusing as shit to me. I’m really not sure how that happens to a girl and if I did, I’d write the E-Book to prevent it because it is almost enought to go gay.

Or at least the kind of gay her boy toy is, because he’s far too pretty to not be gay, he even has softer features than she does, which isn’t saying much.

I assume he has only latched onto her for the last little while to accommodate his lifestyle and maybe open some doors for him here in America, but whatever’s been going on to burn thru her money and make her desperate enough to auction her clothes and sell her shitty sex tape, is probably drugs, cuz over the last few months his fresh face looks tired and almost dying….but the good news is that the motherfucker finally has a name, and that name is Ambrose….Seriously.

So I guess the Sex Tape Hustle worked for him, motherfucker is a household name and all it took was unprotected sex with a corpse and now he’ll be leave her behind in his dry cumfart from gay sex dust.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ambrose|Boy Toy|Sex Tape|Shauna Sand

2009

10

Nov

Christian Serratos is Nude for Peta of the Day

Some Twilight actor is naked for Peta, because getting naked for Peta still generates buzz, which is something this bitch needs since no one has ever heard of her but I will say that I don’t really like her hustle, sure getting naked for fame is an ok hustbe, but mainly when that nudity this socially acceptable for a good cause…this is some saving an animal from cruelty nudity and that kind of shit bores mes, when really all I want to see is bitch shoving random objects in her whore pussy for fame nudity…but I guess it’s better than nother….so here’s putting Christian Serratos on the map cuz of her bare ass…

Posted in:Ass|Christian Serratos|Naked|PETA

2009

10

Nov

Shakira Has Stupid Hair of the Day

We get it Shakira, you had a song with Wyclef on a song and black dudes appreciate your fat ass more than white dudes do but you don’t have to style your hair to look like a fat tourist after getting a local to give her cornrows, who flew down to an all inclusive resorts in Jamaica in hopes of finding a guy horny enough to fuck you and take advantage of you by telling you he loves you in exchange for you mailing him down money every month thinking he’s going to marry you, while really he’s just using you as one of his clients, because let’s face it, he may be poor and willing to fuck anything, but he’s not going to do it for free cuz you are just that disgusting…Either way, nice hair you twat….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bad Hair|Shakira

2009

10

Nov

Eva Mendes in her Underwear on a Billboard of the Day

The only difference between Eva Mendes and other disgusting hispanic girls who strip down to make a living is that she doesn't have to wash her underwear in public bathroom sinks at truck stops, because she whored herself properly to a company that allows her to afford new panties, instead of a to poor fat men passin' thru town to pay for her baby formula or drug addiction. But the general concept is still the same, and she's still nothing more than a common whore. Here are the pics...

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Billboard|Eva Mendes|Underwear

2009

10

Nov

Some Titties in the Black Dynamite Trailer of the Day

Ashlie R. Jackson, Sheryn Lascano, Brittney Sorensen, Joy Mulligan are a couple of bitches who get topless in the new Black Sploitation spoof movie that looks alright if you like those kinds of movies. I’m not really a fan, not because I am a racist like you think I am, but because I used to live with someone who would put these movies on repeat and after seeing Dolemite or whatever the fuck his name is 50 fucking times, no matter how many grainy, 1970s tits I see, shit got to be a little fucking irritating….so seeing a modern movie that looks exactly the same as those old, badly shot, bad acting, shit quality VHS tapes I found nauseating to watch makes me fucking dizzy, even though I kinda get why they’re doin’ it, and that’s to make money riding a fuckin’ cult classic trend and who really cares cuz there are tittttties, even if they are the tits of a bunch of no names…..

I am going back to bed. I drank too much. This should humor your useless ass until I get back….

I know I saw this trailer last week too, but who the fuck cares…I’m a little behind…That’s all…

Posted in:Black Dynamite|Titties

2009

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still on twitter protest which is pretty shitty for the 5 people who read the smut I write because I have been face to face with some serious shit the last 4 days. From crack dens to hip jop dance shoes in the park with homeless women and teenage girls, and for the most part I’ve been drunk, but until I reach 5,000 followers, I can’t go back to that shit, otherwise I look like an idiot, which I am okay with since it is a constant theme, but in all honesty, I love that the stress of writing everything I see has ended, and I can actually enjoy the motherfucking weirdness…

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Here are my stepLINKS….

Geisy Arruda Wasn’t Slutting It Up Nearly Enough If You Ask Me….But Thet Never Really Do….
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The Difference Between Real and Fake Tits – VIDEO
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Because If Your Money Has Been Anything Like Mine Has, You’re Probably Ready
To Blwo Your Brains Out and Need a Nice Pick Me Up
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Joanna Krupa is Lookin’ Mighty, Mighty Fine
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Hot Model Of The Day: Lily Cole Pics
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Grand Theft Frogger
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Sittin’ on the Toilet – VIDEO
(This is as Awesome as It Is Territying)
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Inna Elena Alexander See Through Nipples Peek
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katie Holmes Can Be Kind of Hot When She Puts The Effort In
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Marvel Goes Horribly WRONG!
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The Best Football Celebration Dances Ever
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THEY ARE MAKING A SHENENEH and WANDA MOVIE
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Strip Film of the Day
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Bond Girl Eva Green naked for British Tatler
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Demi Moore Has Still Got It
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Jailbait or Not Dakota Fanning is Lookin’ Good
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Lindsay Lohan is Braless, Hates Father
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Jessica Alba Throwback Gallery
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The Worst/Best Porno Movie Ever Made
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Blair Waldorf is a Dirty Slut and I Like It
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You Have Diabetes You Say? No Shit
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Sausage Anyone? – VIDEO
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Mandy May is Into Fetish
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Idiot Gets Owned By a Motorbike – VIDEO
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They May Be Implants, But It’s Quite the Rack Anyways
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Alessandra Ambrosio is the Kind of Team I Like Ana Beatriz Barros
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless
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Amateur Shows Off Her Pussy
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Ava Dawn is Very Easy on the Eyes
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Little Kim, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Some Wasted Amateurs Going Insane
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Isis Taylor is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell Busty Rubdown
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Carlie is a Cuber Girl
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Liz Hurley Vs. Eva Herzigova
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I Don’t Know What the Fuck is Up With This Bitch and Her Poetry But Her and Her Shitty Song Are Hilarious
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HOLY SHIT!!! LITERALLY!!
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Fashion Forward People of Walmart Unite!
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If Soccer is Anything Like This Photo, I Don’t Know Why I Don’t Watch IT
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And Now, The Best Lady Geek Halloween Costume Ever
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I Want This Chick to Slap Me With Her Pimp Hand
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PAM ANDERSON LIFTS UP HER SKIRT AND EXPOSES HERSELF … AT A FUCKIN’ CHARITY EVENT! HER HEPA-TWAT SHOULD BE IN A PADDED CELL!
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BONUS – 900 PICS OF GIRLS ON TOILETS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

09

Nov

One of the Pussycat Dolls in a Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

This post is real fucking weak because the Pussycat Dolls don’t matter and the only reason they are even known is because their on stage performances are done in their underwear and men like watching women in their underwear, so seeing one of the bitches in a real shitty see thru, shouldn’t even get noticed because her whole career is based on underwear that isn’t obstructed by cotton shirts…so I have no idea why I bothered going through with this and showing you the pictures…but I did….so look at them….

Lucky for you, here’s another one of the Pussycat Dolls giving a Mic Head, probably because her level of talent only knows one or two things to do with mic-shaped objects, singing not being any of those things…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Mic Check|Pussycat Dolls|See Thru

2009

09

Nov

Trying to Look Down Kristin Cavallari’s Shirt of the Day

I always knew Kristin Cavallari wasn’t a real person. You know that everything about her just came short of what you’d expect the average person to have.
Whether it was talent, or looks or intelligence or pretty much anything about her you can think of, her level of substance was hardly even half of an average person and here’s she’s showing us that when it comes to tit, she’s also falling short of average cuz she’s only got on tit.

Sure, it could just be the angle of the picture, and she could have 2 great tits, but admitting that would be admitting that Cavallari isn’t an abnormal freak, like my friend who was born with one testicle, and where’ the fun in that. I’ll tell you wear…in her panties…cuz pussy…especially on desperate bottom feeders…is always fun.

Pics via INF

Posted in:cleavage|Kristin Cavallari

2009

09

Nov

Mickey Rourke is Still Fucking Hot Skinny Big Footed Pussy of the Day

The funny picture about Mickey Rourke in these pictures is that he wants to look like he’s all rock and roll, you know with his whole weathered drug addict who was in a meth lab fire face, giving the finger to the paparazzi, while knowing that the paparazzi are his friends and the only reason this hot pussy with big feet is walking in public with him, if there was no celebrity and there was no fame, and he wasn’t in the movies and wasn’t nominated for an Oscar, he’d just be some weird lookin’ dude on the street that a bitch like this would probably not bother throwing money at, because she’d be too scared he’d back alley rape her, so it is safe to say she’s with him because we all have dreams and sometimes letting Mickey Rourke inside of you is a means to an end or some shit….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Groupie|Mickey Rourke|Skinny|Slut

2009

09

Nov

Mariah Carey Does Squats for Her Music Video of the Day

I guess squatting comes natural to this bitch, you know since she got her fat ass body from a whole lot of eating making runs to the bathroom to shit was a very common thing in her life. I mean provided she doesn’t have hired help that do the squatting for her, because she’s a diva and in being a diva shitting like a normal person is beneath them. I’m not really sure how that’d work out, maybe she’d have champagne enemas every morning, or maybe she’d just shit wherever she happened to be and the help would scrub it down, but I know that these squats aren’t to tone or increase muscle mask and I know the face she is making isn’t pure pleasure or orgasms, but shit stems from struggle and pain cuz she’s no longer built to move this way, but I guess when it comes to making music videos she does whatever she can to stay relevant.

Pics via Fame
Pics via INF

Posted in:Mariah Carey|Music Video|Squats

2009

09

Nov

Katy Perry Sluts It Up for and Russell Brand of the Day

I guess having a man who actually wants to fuck her who isn’t black is exciting Katy Perry and boosting her confidence, because black guys will fuck any white chick, no matter how doughy or disgusting she may be, because the fact that she’s white totally conquers all her shortcomings, is getting to Katy Perry’s head. It’s like now that someone who could very well be a homosexual but may suck it up and fuck her like she was the man he wishes she was, because she’s out wearing thigh high pantyhose and sheer dresses and pretty much being as seductive as a girl of her stature can be without shit being overly comical, since she’s disgusting looking. It’s one of those hormonal things that makes a bitch go crazy after long stints of not fucking stop and long stints of fucking start and the only thing that would make these pictures hotter would be if they were of this lovely couple trapped in a blazing fire, or if their plane was crashing into the ocean, or if they were both walking around with their HIV positive results because really, they do no good for society and are just stains of shit you leave behind on the toilet seat to fuck with the next guy you know will have to use it, and some people are just better off disappearing than annoying me in picture, not that I wish death upon people, it just seems like the only way for Katy Perry to really do something right….

Here are some more of her….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alive|Katy Perry|Russell Brand

2009

09

Nov

Kelly Ripa’s Vagina That Has Had Many Kids is in Tight Pants of the Day

Kelly Ripa was showing off her real skinny body and flat ass in a pair of tight jogging pants, and I couldn’t help but notice the shit giving her vagina a nice little hug, because I guess the fuckin’ thing gets sad sometimes when it remembers a time before it was violated by her 12 kids cuz she married a latino and we like to breed, you know back when the fucking thing didn’t have a mind of its own and when it didn’t look like it was permanently throwing up its uterus, but I could be wrong, maybe this is just the style….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jog|Kelly Ripa|Vagina

2009

09

Nov

Kristen Stewart Has a Shitty Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

My big problem with Twilight is that the shit has become ridiculously successful, pretty much porn to any girl 18 years old or younger, but it hasn’t taught them real proper whore behavior, or really any lessons in life other than that ugly chicks can get swept off their feet by vampires who they find to be mysterious and hot because they have british accents. I didn’t see the movie, but I know that Kristen Stewart is a girl I hope no one aspires to be, or looks at as the formula of what dudes like fucking, because even in her short shorts, she looks like the piece of white trashy kid who was raised in poverty and didn’t have access to enough dairy or vegetables or really any nutrients growing up because they were so poor and her mom was lazy, so it was twinkies and bologna for her, so her body paid the price and looks like this retarded mess.

I figure if we’re going to make porn for kids, we should at least teach them blowjob techniques so that when they finally decide to whore out to satisfy their needs, they’ll have some tricks in their back pocket so we can all benefit from this bullshit, instead of just dudes who look like Rob Patterson or whatever his name is, not that it makes a difference for you, since no chick is ever quite horny enough to let you in their mouth, but I figure you get what I am saying….and here are the pics of Kristen Stewart doing it all wrong…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Short