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2008

05

May

Pink and Bai Ling Are Friends in Bikinis of the Day

It’s always so exciting when you find out that two celebrities your don’t give a fuck about are friends or lovers. What is more exciting is when you try to figure out exactly how they met each other and make a game out of it with your friends because you are a fuckin’ loser with nothing better to do with your time than worry about this menial bullshit. It’s like – was it backstage at one of Pink’s concerts because Bai Ling has always been a fan of Pink’s music because it really speaks to her even though she doesn’t understand any of the words or maybe it was at a red carpet event where Bai Ling’s nipple was hanging out of her shirt and Pink just needed to suck the fuckin’ thing because it reminded her of her over-sized erect clit that was piercing through her leather pants. I like to think both have the same shitty tattoo artist and are members of the shitty tattoo club, but have a feeling that that club doesn’t really exist because people with shitty tattoos usually love their shitty tattoos and think they are amazing, despite being shitty.

Either way, we know after they sea kayaking, these bitches are going back to Pink’s house, to play with each other’s pink, which in Bai Ling’s case my not be entirely Pink and in Pink’s case may in fact be a penis.

BONUS That’s Not Really a Bonus – Here’s some more pictures of Bai Ling Feeling Herself Up and Showing Some Tit on the Set of the Crank Dat Soulja Boy 2….I take Offense to the Last Picture.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Bikinis|Pink

2008

05

May

Mischa Barton’s Got a Whole Lot of Cellulite of the Day

I am on a 3 day hangover and these pictures of Mischa Barton’s disgusting legs and ass aren’t really helping me get over it. The truth is that I am good friend of cellulite because every girl I’ve banged has had some. It’s kinda what you sign-up for when you have no standards and fuck fat chicks, whether obese or just bottom heavy they always seem to be packing enough pounds to be cottage cheesy, so hating on cellulite would pretty much equate to hating chicks, and I’m not homo here.

What I do think is that Mischa is too skinny and young to have this going on. She’s some kind of slim fat, and the second you get her naked she looks like he’s been horribly burnt in some childhood fire and they just couldn’t get the skin graft done proper so the rest of her life her ass and legs will just be damaged skin just hanging off her like a bad fitting pair of pants, because it’s really the only thing that would make sense of this mess in her pants.

Posted in:Cellulite|Mischa Barton

2008

05

May

From the Forum of the Day

It turns out that the stepFORUM is addictive and ruins marriages.

A reader sent me this letter that his wife wrote him about how he’s let himself go and this site got a shout out in it. Glad to know that I am ruining people’s sex lives, it’s pretty fuckin’ legendary. Read the letter if you’re interested.

Where do I begin? We hooked up years ago. I actually thought your friend was cuter, but we kept running into each other and knew mutual friends and as you guessed it we hooked up. I wasn’t thinking right. You were cute, bad, daring, good in bed, made cute kids, cleaned the house, and it was more than I ever thought I wanted.

You got older. After going through your asshole guy stage and quitting drinking you seem to have lost your edge. I don’t miss the drinking mind you. Basically you started to drink and forgot to tell me which caused us lots of problems (because I don’t always follow the beat of your drum, but we’ll get to that later). But I liked you as an asshole in a way. Every good girl wants their bad boy and you fit the bill. As bad as you were, you were smart and could easily seduce me. Like when you would offer to go down, free of charge. I fell for that for years, and you know you always got laid afterwards. Or the small fact you used to care about showering, wearing clean clothes, and warming me up before an all-nighter. I wouldn’t be in the mood and you would wave your magic man stick and *boom* I was yours.

So back to losing our edge. You got lazy. You decided no big deal to skip showers or brushing your teeth. Like this morning, you want some. I can read it all over your face you have a purpose in life – to get laid. So you come up and put your arm around me (fine), but then I get a fucking whiff. That stench. The unmistakable smell of that nasty shit you spray on before you got to work along with a different equally rank deodorant. The two are enough to scare deer away from your van as you drive to work. I hate that shit, and goddammit you bought it without consoling me (and my sensitive nose). So on top of that – aroma – I can smell fucking armpit axle grease sweat balls stench. I really want to puke. That is sooooo not hot.

WTF??

So I ask, where did you get this shirt? You were naked in bed and I assumed when you got dressed you pulled something from somewhere *clean,* right? Oh, its my work shirt – FROM THURSDAY. Mind you, its fucking Saturday. So I ban you from my presence until you come to your senses. Then you come back, in different clothes. I am playing online, ignoring you. So you still want some. I can tell again, it just permeates from that brain in your penis. Instead of coming up, sweeping my hair back, kissing my neck, telling me I’m ________, you decide to take your boner and rub in on my back/ass (I am laying on the floor playing on the computer, get the picture).

Seriously, WTF? Have you lost your mind? No foreplay. No kissing (even one hot kiss would do the trick). No tit play. I’m just NOT, I repeat, NOT buying into your “game” or whatever the fuck you think you have going on. A boner bumping my clothed ass cheeks while I play online does, let’s see . . . NOTHING, zip, nada, just if anything *pisses* me off.

I hate you.

Then there are your brothers. All five of those half-fuckers. Three never call unless they want something. You wonder why I can’t be nice to them?? I hate users, losers, and abusers of people that have shit when they don’t. Then there is your other brother who can’t get a life or much of anything together. At 27, he should have a women, or a barrage of different women, his own place, a baby’s momma, something????? But no, he lives with his grandparents. Sure he drives a nice car, but it’s not for the women. Know why? He hasn’t had a girlfriend since he was 19. Sure I have heard stories of drunken encounters and countless girls who liked you and you really, really fucked it up (like getting drunk and puking/pissing on them). But come the fuck ON – grow some balls and pick up someone, anyone, and get a fucking life. I’m starting to think you are gay.

Then there is #5. He is the nastiest person alive. He claims to shower, but I beg to differ, sir! If he bathes, it’s probably in Crisco and dog shit. The worst part is, he has a GIRLFRIEND and roommate that are equally as nasty as him. And no, I won’t go visit after hearing stories of dog shit smeared into their floor and urine on the couch because they are too lazy to take the fucker outside. But the absolute WORST part?? You let them come over and visit, for hours if I would let you. Long enough to make me wash the couch cover (twice!), febreeze the entire carpet and couch under the cover, light candles, spray air freshener, open all the windows, bug bomb the house, and feel paranoid that even after all that something survived and will be left to haunt me. I hate you, and your nasty girlfriend and roommate. And no, I can’t be nice so quit asking!!!

Then your obsession with boxing, UFC, and Final Fantasy and that Drunkenstepfather loser porn bullshit. It is all wrong, wrong, WRONG! Yes, I am the one that deletes “your” fights off the TiVo No I don’t care who won or how they did it. I didn’t get HBO and Showtime for you to ruin every Saturday night recording your fights so you can play them back to your stupid ass friends every day for the next two weeks. I hate UFC. You can’t make me like it. They really look like they are humping each other and yes I will make fun of it verbally as you watch it because you won’t take it in the other room (I get the tv in the living room – not you!). I understand you hate my shows, but then why do I catch you watching them when I’m not looking. You don’t catch me watching your stupid fucking fights do ya? And by the way, it does not impress me that you are a level 75 beastmaster. My nipples don’t get hard at the sound of you bragging about your dumb ass games, k??? And by the way, if you shut that shit off at night and went to bed with me – you would probably most likely, I would say 97% of the time get some!!!! But no!!!! You really expect me to get rug burn fucking you on the floor as you watch boxing and play the Xbox. Eat shit and die.

I used to love you, but now I hate you.

Love,

Your pissed off, sexually frustrated wife

Now here’s some stuff going on in the stepFORUM

That’s Not the Way You Use a Pepsi Can
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Bubba Sparxxx
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Blackalicious
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Canibus
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Paul Simon
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More E-Books
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Let’s Get Personal
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Amateur Paige?
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UNKLE Thread
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Rumer Willis is a Beautiful Person and You Aren’t.
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Isabella Soprano
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Obscure 90′s Hip Hop
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Pauline James Thread
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Funkdoobiest
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The mydarlingclementine Dilemma Continues…
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I thought this deserved to be on this site…
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Teen Busted Suck

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Blowjob Lessons
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Do You Like Small Tits?
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Beautiful blonde amateur, screwed and facial!!!
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Amateur Porn : Teen Emma (Germany)
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Gravity Kills
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Post Your Filth Here
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Christina Model Thread
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Upcoming Election
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Hottest Female Legs Search
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Bowling for Soup
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Jessica Jaymes Thread
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Rachel Roxx – Big Mouthfuls
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Del tha Funky Homosapian
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Audrey Bitoni Thread
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Stones Throw
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

Been looking on your site and saw that it said you have pics of 14 yr old gals, please please email me some thanks, keep up the good work

This was my response:

I do not have pictures of 14 year old girls and never said that I did. I am glad I have such wholesome fuckin’ readers, you are sick fuck and you did not get the job babysitting my stepdaughter.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

The truth is I am just happy to have any readers, sick in the head or not, I am non-judgemental but in the meantime here are my links:

Funny Bud Beer Lime Commercial….For Cinco de Mayo…Cuz Mexicans Love Limes…I guess..
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Playboy Gets Olive Garden Chicks Naked
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Jenna Jameson Does Cocaine…..
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Kim Kardashian Assumes the Position
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Heidi Klum Giving The Finger
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Irina V is the Girl Next Door
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Make a Fire with Potatoes, Salt and Toothpaste
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Hot Asian Chicks Beat Down Some Dude
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More Real Girls Being Sluts
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Penny Cruz and Charlize Theron Make Out
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Heidi Klum and Her Helmut Hair Hang Out at Bloomingdale’s
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Alessandro Ambrosio is the First Pregnant Hot Chick Ever
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Nick Cannon is the Smartest Guy on the Planet – Regifting and No Prenups Means Good Business….
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Ugly Betty Pickin’ her Nose….
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Gwyenth Paltrow is Looking Good Lately
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Gary Coleman Divorce Court!!
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Maria Menounos Like to Play Beach Volley Ball
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because It’s Not Really Sex When You Do it Alone
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Barbara Walter’s is a HO!
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Amy Reid’s Big Tits Are Natural
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Now THAT’s Love When a Girl Pukes on a Guy
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Emo Fags I’m Sure You Can Relate To
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Paris Hilton Spreads Her Diseases to All Walks of Life
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Asian Babe with Huge Jugs
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Becky Newton is Bending Over
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Yoko Matsugane Tits are MASSIVE!
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Miranda Kerr’s Cleavage is Down Under!
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Joss Stone and Cat Deeley are friendly Lesbians…
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Safe to Say He Loves the Ladies…
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Barack O’Basketball
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All, I Admit It. Nike has Amused Me
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Sammie Pennington is British and Topless
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Top 10 Paparazzi Attack Moments…
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More of Cheerleader Angelica Carrera Slutty Pics
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Beyonce is Pregnant
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Top 10 Jiggling Tit VIdeos of All Time
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Lohan’s Mugshot in Ad by a Pro-Drinking and Driving Group:
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The Art of Selling Naked – 10 Stunning Playboy Ads
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Sammie Penington Topless
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How to Smuggle Booze into The Kentucky Derby
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Some Penelope Cruz Bathing Suit Action…
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Be Sure to Brush Your Teeth Twice a Day and By Teeth I Mean Pussy
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Some Dude Scares The Fuck Out Of His Aunt and It’s Pretty Amazing
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Hot Brazilian Ass in an Ad
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Some Intense Justice Video Because Justice is the Mainstream
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This Slut Could Be Your Daughter
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More of Lily Allen’s Birthday – This Time With Cake
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Megan Fox is Hot But Banned
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Use This to Find Some Sex This Weekend. With a Chick
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl in Funny Lingerie
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A Mix of Smut
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Some Slut Named Sexy Lil Dancer – Showing Off Her Body
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Some Photoshoot of a Topless Bitch By the Beach
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SOME WEEKEND HOTNESS

Shawna Lenee is a Hot Blonde Slut and She’s Naked
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Some Really Big Boobs in the Shower
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Some College Party Sex Video
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Some Really Weird Sex on an ATV Quad
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Funny Porn Bloopers Compilation
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Some Latina’s Self Shot Slutty Pic
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Some Asian Girl’s Webcam Strip Video
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Some Amateur Girl Masturbating
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Some Young Asian Self Shot Amateur Pics
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Ashlynn Brooke in Some Posed Nakedness
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Her Name is Karine and She’s Naked with a Whip
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Lesbian Cop Video
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Her Name is KayLynn and He Shows off How Big and Dirty Her Tongue Is…
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Some Girl Fuck’s a Corona Bottle of Cinco de Mayo
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Some Pierced Girl Has Sex With a Lollipop
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Some Chick in Crotchless Panties
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Naked Girl Shops in Japan!!
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Some Hot Naked Amateur Chick
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Find the Best Porn You Will Need for Your Pathetic Weekend
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

02

May

Lohan’s Got Some Cleavage of the Day

I was talking to a hot girl while waiting in line at a Toy Store I went to to buy my friend who is having a baby a little gift. I was looking for lingerie and sex toys that come in pediatric sizes, but had no luck because I guess people aren’t into sexual gag gifts when newborns are involved. I guess that’s the same reason why my friend from the who claimed he was a pediatric gynecologist was always broke and out of work , I just thought it was his alcoholism and schizophrenia, but I think what it came down to was no market for his work.

Either way, I was talking to this hot girl about blow jobs while in line to pay for the gift I did end up getting, and the girl I am with gets all flustered and embarrassed and whispers in my ear how I am offending the girl in line in front of me and I decide to look at her and said something along the lines of how she shouldn’t be offended by blow job talk because based on her ass, I can only assume she’s had a bunch of kids and it takes a handful of fuckin’ blowjobs to lead to getting married and knocked up. She just told me I was sick and moved on.

I feel like Lohan’s done her fair share of dick sucking and wouldn’t judge me for talking about the shit because it’s the one thing she genuinely likes doing. Another thing she likes doing is showing off her big tits and I am a fan despite the whole herpes thing.

Posted in:Hot Tits|Lindsay Lohan

2008

02

May

Josie Maran in an Affordable Bikini of the Day

I hate Josie Maran. I called her a slut for getting pregnant a while ago and some psycho fan hacked my email and pretty much could have taken down this site about 2.5 years ago. It was the day I realized how there are actually people out there who think that they are in relationships with girls they see on the screen and have intense emotional attachments to these girls because they have nothing else going on in their lives and figured that there was a market to try to piss these people off everyday, so that’s what I set out to do, I am just not very good at it.

But it all started with Josie Maran and her allowing a man to come inside her. Either way, this is her in a bikini and she’s actually not too bad to look at. I guess I partially understand why someone would want to bang her enough to name is rubber vagina he built after her because she’s bounced back from what she did to herself but then again, I am basing it on ghetto pictures taken for a ghetto bikini company that probably paid her ghetto dollars to do this but can probably afford a ghetto graphic designer to photoshop this shit, so I guess this and saying she looks good is about as relevant as posting pics as her career that she hasn’t quite fully made a comeback to despite remaining completely insignificant. I’ll stop now.

Posted in:Bikini|Josie Maran

2008

02

May

Holly Madison’s Tits are Hipsters in Her All Over Print T-Shirt of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

The one thing that hip hop people, extreme sport people, street wear people and hipsters have in common is the all-over print hoody and now Playboy sluts can be added to the list of assholes who wear these stupid shirts. But they are a bit more interesting to look at because they have big fake tits and hard nipples and their all over print is some truck trailer slut emblem and not something lame like lightning bolts or whatever the fuck these kids are sporting….

I guess the other thing interesting about Playboy sluts who made it to the top and are fuckin’ Hefner is that they realize that they offer little more to the world than a set of tits and can make decent money from them so why the fuck not take what you can get. They look at gold-diggin the same way that an average person sees going to a technical school to get a skill that makes them employable and instead of paying for tuition, they spend their money on breast implants, tacky clothes and hair dye to manipulate their way to the top of the slut ladder staring at the bottom of the stripper pole and working their way up….

I guess I shouldn’t be so quick to judge, since I am sitting here in my underwear in my shitbox apartment, unskilled, uneducated and broke, because if I had a set of tits that weren’t as disgusting to look at as my man tits are, I’d be using them to make my life a little more comfortable too. I don’t know what the point of this post is but I do know that I spent the day drinking and that was pretty irresponsible of me so I’m trying to make it up to you here.

Posted in:Holly Madison|Nipples

2008

02

May

Pink in a Bikini Top of the Day

So I was hanging out outside the Maternity store again, not because I thought it would be funny to call the girls walking in sluts as they passed me by, or even give them the eye that I knew what went on in the bedroom to get them into this mess to begin with, but I was there because my wife is fat in the uterus and I like trying to buy shit designed for pregnant girls to hammer the idea in her head that she’s gotta hit the fuckin’ treadmill. I wasn’t actually going to buy her anything because she doesn’t deserve gifts but there was a hot girl who walked in there who I thought needed to be followed in and that’s the line I used to get her to try shit on for me. When I asked when the baby was due, she told me she was there for her sister and thanked me for destroying her self esteem. We really hit it off as she told me to fuck herself and walked away.

That’s when this bull dyke working the cash came up and asked me to leave. I asked her what it was like being amongst all these pregnant chicks all day knowing that she will never have a baby because society doesn’t approve of her having a baby because she’s a lesbian and that’s when she told me that she wasn’t a lesbian but in fact a gay dude named Frank who designs all the clothes in the motherfuckin’ store and that’s the gender confusion I think Pink goes through everyday. You know when a couple of dudes invite her out to the beach to pick up girls cuz they think she’s one of them and she pulls off her t-shirt only to show them her bikini top, making them think she’s playing some kind of practical joke because she’s the one in the group whos a total fuckin’ jokester and they are forced to gang rape out of anger for the lie she fed them and when they find out she has a pussy like that Boys Don’t Cry movie, cuz nothing says I am straight like fuckin’ my homie when I find out my homie has a cunt.

Either way, here she is in a bikini top so take it in as some kind of warning because if she ever comes to your small town lookin’ for friends and beggin’ to jump in on your pickup basketball game or night out at the stripclubs she’s desperate for friends and comes to you, you won’t get caught up in the lie.

Posted in:Bikini|Pink

2008

02

May

From the Forum of the Day

The forum is still killing it and when I asked a girl about it she said that unlike all other forums, the guys on it are actually nice to the girls. It’s funny that the site gets slated as a misogynist site that hates on and objectifies women, when in reality all I do is hate on an objectify sluts who are already objectifying themselves and I think that the 5 loyal dudes who are far more interesting than me who rock the forum prove that love can be found on DrunkenStepather.com.

Here’s the latest shit going on there:

——–Music———

Linkin Park – Best of
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Of Montreal – Aldhils Arboretum
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Tom Petty – Wildflowers
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Motley Crue – Shout at the Devil
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Blue October – Argue With A Tree
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Lita Ford – Greatest Hits Live
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Sheryl Crow – Wild Flower
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Angie Martinez – Animal House
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GTR – King Biscuit
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Life is…Too $hort
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Batman Begins Soundtrack
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Dubstep All Stars Vol.5
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Chuck Berry – Definitive Collection
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———Porn———

Christina Model Pics
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Christina Model Video
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Beautiful Tucus
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Alison Angel
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Random Nakedness
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Lovely Jubblies
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Hips and Thongs
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Random Greatness
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Super High Me
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The Real Hustle UK(tv show)
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———Pics———

Condum Truck…
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Hottest Legs (they lead to a great ass too)
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———E-books———

5 Factor Fitness
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America’s Most Wanted Recipes
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———Software———

A123 Mobile Ringtone Converter
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Starsky and Hutch
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Rubik’s Cube Challenge
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Eraser
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———Celebs———

Rumor Willis is Beautiful
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Posted in:Forum

2008

02

May

Lily Allen Birthday See Through of the Day

So it’s Lily Allen’s birthday and she’s wearing some kind of see through dress when she should really be wearing some kind of Mascot Costume because at least that way bitch would look cute. I can only assume that she forgot to wear a bra because she’s so distraught that her baby will never see it’s first birthday because it’s living in a pair of bloody panties she just can’t seem to bring herself to throw out. I guess that’s the harsh reality of smoking and drinking’ while knocked up and a miscarriage is just the small price you have to pay for being an irresponsible joke of an expecting mother.

Either way, here are her nipples that her baby will never get to suckle on for food, because her baby never made it out of her rotten vagina and I’d like to think that he’s not the first one to feel the negative effect of her lady parts. In reality, I think every dude who’s ever fucked her can relate to that miscarriage because as soon as they were done with her and looked into her face and realized what they did, they wanted to die too.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Nipples

2008

02

May

Bai Ling’s Nipple on Crank That Soulja Boy of the Day

Shit, I just posted that I don’t give a fuck about the Crank 2 movie that Amy Smart is in, but I had no idea that shit was as high profile of a film as it is, and now that I know that Bai Ling is also in it, I am going have to backtrack and say that there is no way I will miss this cinematic work of genius. The truth is that I missed the first Crank movie but based on historical movies, it must have been fuckin’ amazing to warrant a sequel.

Seeing Bai Ling’s nipple may be boring to some of you, because bitch has been in Playboy and it seems her tit falls out of her shirt every time she leaves her house but what you aren’t acknowledging is that she’s this enigma of a person. I have no idea where she’s from, what she does and it looks like she has no idea where she is or how she got there either but yet she always manages to be there and like most Chinese chicks looks like she’s 12 despite being in her 60s and having post pregnancy cow utter nipples. I guess none of that matters, but what does matter is that this bitch is Crankin’ That for Crank 2 and this could really be her breakout role and by breakout I mean the only one she’s been casted for.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Nipple

2008

02

May

Amy Smart’s Nipple and Ass on the Set of Her Shitty Movie of the Day

I wish I card about seeing a nobody acturess in her booty short underwear and having her tit fall out of her shirt on the set of some shitty movie, but the truth is that I am not 14, my computer has access to tons of porn and for as little as 5 dollars a day, I can see stripper tit or convince local sluts to re-enact this shit for me in exchange for some booze. I don’t give a fuck about Amy Smart and she could be getting fucked up the ass and cum farting all over a dude’s face and I still wouldn’t give a fuck about Amy Smart, but you like her and that’s enough reason for me to post this.

Posted in:Amy Smart|Nipple

2008

02

May

Madonna Can’t Sing and Play Guitar of the Day

Someone sent me this video of Madonna playing one of her shitty songs, but as someone who constantly re-invents herself she’s doing it with a guitar. I am not sure what happens about 1 minute 50 into the video but it seems like she either forgot the words or the back-up vocal track was off. I’d like to say that Madonna can’t multi-task and struggles with singing while playing, but I like to think that it’s actually a combination of not being able to sing and not being able to play the guitar and both are happening at the same time. It’s like the time I decided to tour old folks homes in North America as a dancing juggling mexican, I couldn’t do either but figured they’d be an easy crowd to please and the truth is that I was just doin’ it for the pussy. Yes….I have no idea what I am talking about.

Posted in:Madonna|Singing

2008

02

May

Miley Cyrus Spinning The Story of the Day

I was talking to some girls the other night over a few too many drinks about the Miley Cyrus topless in Vanity Fair and I was arguing that shit wasn’t even a big deal, she had a sheet on and it looked like she was wearing a tube top. The girls were pretty aggressive about how she’s just a little girl and shouldn’t be seen in that light. I told them that her personal pics in her bra and shit were a lot more sexually charged than the Vanity Fair shit and they said that all 15 year old girls take slutty pics of themselves, it’s just part of growing up and it’s completely different that doing a sexual spread in a magazine, and I got to thinkin’ that those girls were probably right and I am just some one of the perverts who sees girls in erotic settings and think it’s normal because I am convinced that everyone’s a fuckin’ slut.

Either way, Disney is spinning their spin doctor wheels and trying to bring the Miley Cyrus image back to a wholesome one. Here are some Miley Pictures from yesterday, where she actually dressed like a 15 year old girl and hung out with Disney characters and signed autographs for “fans” Disney hired at a talent agency to make this photoshoot look more real and to make the public forget she’s a whore. What it does come down to is that she is just a little girl and you shouldn’t be talking about fuckin’ her, but as a double threat, she’s also a total fuckin’ slut and there is no way she hasn’t already sucked dick.

Either way, here are the lame Disney pics because I like watching the propaganda machine’s manipulative wheels in motion.

Posted in:Disney Spin|Miley Cyrus

2008

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I passed out at 7 pm last night – I guess being a drunken idiot who sits all day takes it’s mother fuckin’ toll, so I’m posting yesterday’s links a little late, but the rule is that’s it’s never too late to have a good time. If you’re wondering why I passed the fuck out last night at 7 pm, I think it could be cancer.

Here are my links, I did them fast, but they are still life changing…

Mother Africa – Naomi Campbell is Looking Good
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Porn Stars in Lingerie Talk Video Games With Cliffy B
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Bump, Bump, Bump is the Name of this Shit..
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Alley Bagett is a Bikini Cowboy
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Keeley Hazell is Queen of the Boobs and is Not Going Away….
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Paris Hilton is a Whore, But Here She is Proving It…
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Slut Gillian Sluts Out in Sydney Harbor
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Some Porn Reviews
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Do a Front Flip and Pretend You’re One of Those Parkour Fags
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Some Chanelle Hayes Orgasm Action
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Live Webcam Sex Is Good Because You Can Tell Them How to Do It….
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Some Model Mom Tries to Live Out Her Model Whore Dreams
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Some Whipped Cream Bikinis
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Karolina Kurkova Photoshoot
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Find Girls to Fuck in Your Hometown….
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Kim Smith is Fine
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Whitney Houston’s Daughter Tried to Stab Her, and Then Girl Herself
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Richie Sambora Wants to Take His Trash to Television
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Jumpsuit Like A Jailed WHore….
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Christina Aguilera’s Got Some Drunk Tits.
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Lennon’s KIller is Stalking Lohan
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More WWE Whore Porn
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