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2011

19

Jul

Mischa Barton’s Death Watch is Back on of the Day

I used to do this Mischa Barton Death Watch when she was at her absolute worst….but it got boring, everyone forgot who Mischa Barton and we moved onto more interesting damanged pussy….

I don’t know I get bored of the poor little tormented rich girl who became an actress, made a lot of money and quit her show, only to spend that money on Cocaine and pills to supress the inner demons, and come out expecting everyone to have sympathy for your awesome lifestyle and you’re spoiled brat attempt to get on track, only to fall off track again, in an up and down motion, more fluctuating than her weight….that proves no matter what size she is, she’s still fucking sloppy, boring, and irritating….but not quite the same kind of boring as Rachel Bilson, cuz at least Mischa Barton’s got flavor, sure it’s probably unwashed, possible STD infected pussy flavor, while Rachel Bilson’s just vanilla lotion and overbearing husbanded, so here she is living….I guess we’re we’re just not sure for how much longer….and all this doesn’t answer the age old question….why aren’t these pics of her nude…

Posted in:Mischa Barton

2011

19

Jul

Rihanna’s Walking Around in a Men’s Shirt of the Day

She looks so comfortable in it as she holds onto some manly lookin bitch I assume is her top….

I feel like this is the outfit Rihanna wore the morning after she first was found, you know after being picked up at 14 in Barbados at some karaoke bar, cuz the rumor is she was a teen prostitute….before dude brought her back to NYC to introduce her well trained throat to his friends…

I also feel like this is the outfit Rihanna wore the morning after she was first signed, you know after the exec who promised her a career in exchange for a huge percentage, took advantage of her well trained throat and left her in his apartment to sort out her shit while he went back to the office.

This is probably the same outfit she wore after recording the first album, after having her first endorsement deal, after her first award show, I mean countless times on her rise to the fucking top…

So although seemingly inappropriate to wear in public, it’s actually this bitch’s uniform…one that she’ll never be able to take off, cuz wearing a man’s shirt cuz she doesn’t have clothes of her own to wear is deep rooted in her whore soul….

This is the walk of shame outfit….without it being a walk of shame…cuz her entire life is something to be ashamed of cuz it’s based on devil work….but her bank account compensates nicely for that….small tradeoff….

Either way, here she is gone dyke….cuz men beat the shit out of her cuz we don’t appreciate her annoying cunt behavior….unless that’s her mom…which would make sense too.

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

19

Jul

Rupert Murdoch Gets Pie in the Face of the Day

Personally. I love media empire owners. I just thing they are so evil it is amazing….so I’m totally on Rupert Murdoch’s side….I mean he is the man who gave you virgin losers The Simpson’s and Family Guy….let’s not lose focus here just cuz he was “unethical” in getting information for his papers, when none of the media is ethical, that’s why it is the media…it’s gotta dig and go through go through garbage and violate privacy…I mean how the fuck do you think Murdoch got caught…cuz of other tabloids…it’s all very fun…..

I am just disappointed because when I heard he got hit in the face with a pie, or that someone tried to put their pie in his face, I thought I’d be finding the Rupert Murdoch hidden sex files…ya know some dirty evil media empire emperor self shot sex tapes…but instead I got this….

Some hipster looking loser, who didn’t even properly execute his attempt, failing miserably and getting arrested and having to pay lawyers bills and all kinds of stupidity for getting more of the whip cream or foam on himself than even near Murdoch….Good hustle college boy….maybe next time you try to pull of a stunt like this you should practice on your idiot friends a few times first….

I hate the expression “epic fail” it’s too internet frat boy, but it definitely applies in this case…so fucking dumb…

That said, Team Murdoch.

Posted in:Rupert Murdoch

2011

19

Jul

Hot Pussy at the Friends with Benefits Premiere of the Day

I am pretty sure this movie came out a few months ago, but was called No Strings Attached, and instead of starring Mila Kunis, some of the hottest pussy in Hollywood spread in her panties the entire thing talking about getting fucked without emotional attachment or responsiblity, like she’s some kind of whore who can’t afford a dildo and likes cock too much, that is clearly written by an aspirational thinking dude, cuz women only like sex with strings attached, and only do the friends with benefit thing to lead to strings attached, and the meaningless sex they do have is in efforts to piss off the guy they had meaningful sex with who left them and destroyed their self esteem, but they mask as their “whore stage” when really it’s their “sad trying to fill a void in my worthless low self esteem or respect life”….but maybe I’m reading into shit too much….

I wasn’t invited to the premiere cuz movie companies don’t respect me.

But this hot pussy was and luckily I can masturbate to the pictures in anger….

Irina Shayk cuz immigrant model pussy who sex traded herself to this level is usually pretty primo immigrant model pussy….cuz the shitty whores get left in the ditch or thrown off yachts at rich mafia bachelor parties….

Emanuelle Chriqui who is from Canada and who I’ve probably bought discount clothing from her family memebers…cuz those Morrocans come in numbers and love selling designer shit at discount….

Mila Kunis too conservative considering she’s in her panties the whole with Justin Timberlake, who may very well also have a pussy…

Emma Stone….the fake redhead who doesn’t actually have a firy vagina but who I pretend does cuz I like a little fear in my jerking off…

Posted in:Friends with Benefits

2011

19

Jul

More Whitney Port Bikini Pics of the Day

I posted some pics of this trash in a bikini yesterday, I am not even gonna bother digging through my posts to find her dumpy ass and camel toe. She’s just not worth it….cuz she’s a worthless cunt…

I don’t care how many bikinis Whitney Port puts on, or how subtle her implants are, I had her face, she’s got an unattractive body, except maybe for her skinny legs, and her face is just irritating to look at…There’s a reason she’s not going to maintain a career in entertainment…and that’s cuz she’s fucking garbage…but as long as the paparazzi take pics of her, I’ve got no choice to post them, cuz it’s a weakness and I just can’t help myself….no matter how insignificant or annoying the bitch is and no matter how much I don’t want to link their obvious cry for attention…that if ignored will lead to sex tapes…but instead I help give that little itch to be noticed the scratch they need to hold off on that sex tape one more time…see cuz Fame is addictive and these bitches had a taste of it and no matter what they say or how they try to go legit…they need it, crave it and dream about their peak and trying to get back at it…so this attempt is weak….but it is half naked…so here are some pics of Whitney Port who should be Whitney Porn in her bikini….


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Posted in:Whitney Port

2011

19

Jul

Louise Roe in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Louise Roe, I’ve never heard of her, but apparently she’s some Journalist/TV presenter from the UK, but based on her name, Louise, I’m gonna assume she’s a grandmother who is just great at baking cookies, looks great in her bath robe while watching Regis in her wheelchair and who is willing to let you into her hairy, grey, dry, menopausal, dusty vagina, because she’s got alzheimers and doesn’t know what the fuck is happening to her five minutes after it happens, only this Louise isn’t quite that hot…but she’s still in a fucking bikini and that works for me…

Posted in:Louise Roe

2011

19

Jul

Rachel Bilson in her Period Shorts of the Day

Rachel Bilson is notorious for being boring as fuck, despite our want to fuck her, and she’s not doing much to try to break down that title or re-invent herself, if anything that window of hope she gave us is totally out the window now that she’s back with that star wars oppressor who doesn’t let the bitch out of her cage to show her pussy like a teen starlet trying to get noticed, or even let her out in a bikini for us to lose ourselves in her cameltoe…She fucking sucks, and here are her shorts….perfect for days you’re about to get your period…that’s why we call this post…period shorts…feeding the meter like it’s your cock in her coinslot pussy if you wanna look into things a little too much an awkwardly…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

19

Jul

Ciara in Her Bikini Cuz She’s Not Really a Man of the Day

A bikini was never enough evidence that a bitch who was rumored to be a man, wasn’t actually a man, cuz shit I see trannies all the time, you know real life dick with chick trannies, who only wear women’s clothes, so you haven’t won this rumor yet Ciara…it’s gonna take pussy pics…and not just any pussy pics…gynecological pussy pics that prove uterus…shit I just came….I think it had to do with writing our gynecological pussy pics…that shit’s real life porn at its best…all medical, with tools, and pre-cancerous pap smear cells all erotic and shit….

Here she is in that bikini anyway….

Posted in:Ciara

2011

19

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

Todays webcam star is some 25 year old from Mexico who likes to include her friendds…I only caught a few minutes of this show…and it was enough to reaffirm what I already knew…which is that it doesn’t matter what the bitch’s motivation is in getting on webcam, I’m just happy she’s doing it…and to include her friends, like recruit them into the great time she has showing her ass to the world and fucking on camera….

So here are some of the screencaps I managed to get on my piece of shit computer….

Her name is _GirlSweet, I wonder if she was teased growing up with that shit…


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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

19

Jul

Girl Wrecks Hard on a Bike of the Day

I don’t know what it is about this video…but it put me in a great mood…maybe I like seeing dumb bitches do dumb stunts trying to keep up with the dumb dudes who manage to do the dumb stunts a lot more gracefully get what they deserve by biting it….Or maybe I just like seeing girls flung through the air in some kind of next level compromised position that makes me wish I was on the receiving end of this throw all hard and ready to insert into her in a new wave “mouth to mouth” saving the fucking day like a hero while she’s all disoriented and won’t remeber kind of way…..who knows…


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Posted in:Viral Video

2011

19

Jul

Britney and Her Mom Spears in their Bikinis of the Day

I love seeing gutter girls with their gutter moms I can tell are gutter cuz they usually have a 15 – 18 year age difference between them….and they are at the aborition clinic and I’m unable to figure out which one is going in…only to find out they both are…cuz mothers and daughters who are like sisters and best friends who get pregnant together…stay together….which also happens when I see mothers and daughters working at the stripclub together…or out in public at festivals getting drunk and showing their tits together….in some mother/daughter fetish that will never get old until they get old….

So here’s Britney and her momma living out some fantasy for people like me who like white trash sluts and the offspring they make…

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

19

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s a cool video of some burst water main or flooded storm drain in Montreal, a city that I live in and that is borderline third world cuz they spend all the tax dollars on corrupt politics like programs to seperate from the country instead of making roads….and the shit’s lifting up a car….and that’s pretty crazy….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

19

Jul

morning hangover dump

Marie-Eve Martinez here.

It’s hot as hell in Montreal and I’ve done everything short of putting a kiddy pool in my living room to try and keep cool and from here on out will likely be spending any and all free time in the air conditioned heaven that is my neighborhood bar, regardless of how disgusting the surroundings and people in it are.

I can only assume that’s where Jesus is right now which is why I am sitting here with sweat dripping down my forehead, thereby plastering my bangs to my face, hoping you assholes click these links I put together for you.

Tom Green Created Planking
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The NBA Wives and Girlfriends Hottest Summer Pics
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Free Cam Shows, The Gift That Keeps On Giving
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Some Girl EATS IT On a Bike Jump
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Well Hello Samantha Rex
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Jennifer Lopez’s New Boyfriend Sued For Raping a Minor and Giving Her An STD
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Shy Girl Puts on a Show
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These Sluts Got What You Need
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The World Just Got More Awesome Thanks to Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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2011

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the DAy

So I called a fat girl out on the internet – I said something like “Hey Fatty, grow some vagina lips” since most fat girl labia minora are burried alive, you know choked out and hard to find…at least on my wife and apparently…it hurt her feelings…I didn’t know fat chicks had feelings, I thought they ate them all away to a happy place…and that’s why fat chicks are always so comical and happy as they eat their cake…but I guess I was wrong and now I fear her sitting on my face choking me out as I sleep…

Here are the stepLINKS….I’m going hard drinking, gambling and whore runnin’….cuz you only live once…and I’m pretty sure I’m on my last and only legs…True story…

Throwback Swing Fail.
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Another Member of the Us Military is Trying to Guilt a Celebrity Into Hanging Out With Them – VIDEO
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Ciara in her Bikini
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Casey Anthony May Murder Kids But Has Decent Tits….
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J.Lo’s New Boyfried is a Rapist
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Hilary Duff – Owling – Which is Apparently the New Planking…
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Lady Gaga’s Leather Outfit is Pretty Disgusting yet Revealing….
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Some Olivia Wilde Cleavage
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What’s THis All ABout?
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Rachel Uchitel is a Dirty Slut And Here’s the Latest
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Cam Show Sluts That Will Give You What You Need
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Girl’s Fire Fart Goes Wrong = VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Female Soccer Players
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Kelly Brooke Cleavage Insanity
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The Dark Knight Rises Has a Teaser Trailer
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Teen Caught With a Dildo
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50 All Time ESPN Hotties Power Rankings
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UK X Factor Judge Tulisa Contostavlos Panty Upskirt
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Not Sure Why This 12 Year Old is Singing About Being Horny But Here It Is Anyway – VIDEO
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Chloe Moretz is Some Model That is Bang Worthy
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Charlie Sheen is Coming Back to TV
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Rihanna Shows Off
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Rachel Bilson Hotness
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Hottie in a Blue Bikini
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Kate Upton Runway Bikini Show
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Oh Great Here’s Another Fucking Idiot That Saw Jesus – VIDEO
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SOPHIE STRAUSS HAS A KILLER EVERYTHING
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J. Lo’s Life, Times And Most Controversial Moments In Pictures
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Jana and Suzie Get It On
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Who Wants a Dildo Gram?
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Katie Holmes is Basically Living in a Bikini
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girl on Girl Video of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery Hotness
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Gotta Love a Short Skirt
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Lara Croft Hosted a Pool Party in Vegas
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Those Are Some Huge Ass Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashley Robbins Hot Topless Workout
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Meet Peta Todd
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Eating the Cake – You?re Doing It Wrong
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Sohpie Monk, Just Cause It?s Been Awhile
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Rache Uchitel Lost Her $10 Million Cause She?s a Fucking Attention Whore
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Catherine Zeta-Jones Drops Some Bikini Cleavage
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Planking Gone Wrong…
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Kelly Brook Sagging in a Bikini of the Day
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Bette Midler Calls Out Lady Gaga’s Bullshit in Totally Not Erotic Catfight of the Day
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She’s Big And Black And Damn Sexy
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Adrianne Curry Topless Twitter Pics
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Kelly Brook And Her Big Tits Cure My Case Of The Mondays
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

18

Jul

Catherine Zeta Jones Titties on a Boat of the Day

I’m loving these pictures and I’m not even a Zeta Jones fan…Maybe I like the idea of her becoming a widow and moving on her as I used to do outside funeral homes back when I realized how easy down and out broken down bitches are…especially when they find out their husband was cheating on them for the last decade when going through his paperwork cleaning up after him…leading to anger that’s good for an eager man who happens to be the right place/right time erection she needs…or maybe it’s because of her tits…

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