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2011

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s Morning Hangover Dump smells like Jack and cheese.

I hate talking about shit, but it’s better than talking about how uneventful a drunk I was last night…See there’s something boring as fuck about drinking yourself stupid alone late night and that something boring is the lack of hot tits to gawk, but I did have a pleasant conversation with a guy in the UK who wants to fuck his teenage stepdaughter, that was alright, you know cuz it reminded me I attract the upper crust of society with this site….you know the real cool crowd….

Here are some morning links:

Bristol Palin Has New Face
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I Could Give Two Shits About a Chick Playing a Violin, But She’s Wearing an Incredibly Short Dress, Which I Guess Makes It Fine By Me
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The 40 Naughtiest Sports Hotties Ever
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Free Cams Because You Made It Half Way Through the Week and You Deserve It
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A.J. McLean Paid $40,000 For Lindsay Lohan as a Vampire and If You Ask Me It Was $39 999 to Much
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Alaska Bush Pilot FAIL
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Amber Rose, Just Because
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Let’s Watch Her Strip
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Sexy Times in the Car
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Cute College Roomates
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More Laughs With the Shake Weight HAHAHA – VIDEO
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Enter this Contest For 250 Dollars of Gear
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Posted in:MHD

2011

11

May

Pippa Middleton Topless Pictures of the Day

The Queen in Training middle class turned top of the society circle has a sister, and that sister is still a middle class slut who probably hates the fact that her sister is now a princess, it’s one of those “Oh Kate always wanted to be a princess, with a Royal Wedding, I can’t believe she figured out how” kind of obnoxiousnes that makes you hate a bitch….you know Pippa’s here in the public eye, and she has to behave, because otherwise there’s gonna be some major fucking turmoil for the family, I’m talking shit’s gonna fall apart, cuz the real Queen runs the show now, and the others just collect their paychecks and keep their mouth shut…

Luckily, Pippa’s a little more rebellious than that…she wants her fame and she’s trashy enough to get it…so these topless pics surfaced today….It’s a big deal…even if the pics themselves aren’t that big of a deal…cuz they are from a 2006 trip to ibizia with the Prince himself….Threesome.

I don’t fuck with Royalty or Their Lawyers, So To See The Rest of the Pics
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Here’s a bonus pic of her in her bra….apparently…doing the typical trashy party slut desperate for attention cuz her sister’s the future queen and she’s nothing.

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

11

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I know the night wasn’t entirely where I wanted it to be last night, because I am not posting video clips from the local news starring me….I don’t think that in all my insane drunken rages of stupidity that I’ve ever ended up on the local news and that’s kinda bumming me out….I guess I’m more of the drunken idiot who leaves the raping for the rapists who is more into wallowing in the rejection and questionning where I went wrong…Maybe my drunken rages are better suited for Sally Jesse Raphael…provided she’s not dead….because I like self destructing slowly to dance music better than breaking laws….but these idiots aren’t as considerate in their stupidity….

Sex-predator sting yields 22 arrests
Twenty-two men were arrested and charged in a Polk County sex-predator sting.

Woman Arrested After Truck Pursuit
Authorities arrested a woman who led them on a freeway chase Tuesday afternoon in an apparently stolen flatbed truck. Watch the police pursuit video inside the story. The fun starts at the 2:15 mark.

Man arrested for posing as school nurse
A Lake County man is facing a number of charges after deputies say he took a dead man’s nursing license and altered it for his own use to work as a school nurse.

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2011

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck the stepLINKS – no seriously….have sex with the stepLINKS and send in your pics for me to put you on blast for the world to see and by world I mean 4 people….come on do it…fuck the fucking stepLINKS….

Let’s Revisit Lohan’s Nipple…
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January Jones is Having an X-Baby
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Lacey Schwimmer Teaches You and Gay Men her Stripper Moves….
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I Don’t Care How Much You Pay Me, I Will Wouldn’t Bang Sarah Jessica Parker
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Seriously Free Webcam Sluts – All You Gotta Do Is Let the Other Dudes Tip them to get Naked – Good Deal.
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Some Girls Getting Naked for a Website Because That’s What Being a Slut is All About…
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The Best Review of THOR You Will Read, Thanks to Our Friends at the Superficial
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Live Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Check Out the Fire Fighter Olympics
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Denise Milani is Crazy Hot – VIDEO
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Arnold Schwarzenegger And Maria Shriver Split Up
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The Vacation You’ve Always Wanted with the Sluts of Your Dreams
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Free Cams, You’ll Love It
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This Video Was For Her Boyfriend’s Eyes Only – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Bella Gonzalez and the Hottest New Wives and Girlfriends
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Bikini Bodies
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I’d Totally Bang Rachel McAdams
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Paul McCartney is a Fucking Dumb Ass and At This Point, I Hope He Loses His Entire Fortune
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Gwen Stefani is See Through
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Sharon Stone Pokies
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Kate Beckinsale Short Shorts
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Sexy/Slutty Moving GIF of the Day
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Drunk slut Versus Cop – VIDEO
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Check Out Jenny Romero
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Guess Whick Crackhead Singer is Back in Rehab?
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Kirie abnd Olivia Get It On
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Pippa Middleton Porn Offer & Her Spicy Topless Pics
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Yeah I’d Bang Sophia Bush
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Get a Load of Brianna
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Playboy Miss May 2011 Sasha Bonilova
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WTF Is This Chick Wearing On Her Head?
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Blake Lively and Rachel Bilson Are Chanel Sluts
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Random Slutty Photos of the Day
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Paz de La Huerta is Looking Slutty as Always
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Grandma Michael Jackson – VIDEO
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Rihanna, Just Because
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Steven Tyler Has a Bigger Cock Than You Do
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More Megan fox for Armani
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New Miley Cyrus Slutty Concert Pics
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January Jones Got Pregnant To Help Her Career
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Sharon’s Stones Nipples With No Bra. Nice. Sorta.
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Gwen Stefani See Through With Some Nip
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Doutzen Kroes Grabs Her Tits In A Bikini
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Vin Diesel Is A Douche
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

10

May

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures were taken, I just know they are of Mom Doutzen Kroes in a bikini, so that by default means it doesn’t matter, not cuz I think the bitch in a bikini is always a win, but because I think mom’s in bikinis, even hot model moms with big tits who are paid to be in bikinis suck, you know with the whole shredded vagina shit but bikini pictures are bikini pictures and here are some bikini pictures.

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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2011

10

May

Some Pussy at Some Fashion Event of the Day

Here’s some bitches at some fashion event all dressed up to look fashionable for the judgemental gays that run the fashion industry….cuz that’s what fahsionable bullshit is all about…you know being seen and noticed and that’s why I want to get invited to the shit to show up in cum stained sweatpants and an embarrassingly small erection for the models all while scaring off the gays….

Blake Lively in a tight outfit…..

Some bitch named Poppy Delevigne in some great shorts…

Rachel Bilson in some short leather shorts….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Poppy Delevigne|Rachel Bilson

2011

10

May

Elisabeth Hasselbeck in Tight Pants of the Day

Here’s a bitch I forgot existed…maybe it’s cuz I’m no longer a stay at home mom and was forced to go out there in the workforce cuz my husband went out for some milk and eggs for the kid’s breakfast and never came back…we filed a missing person’s report but he never showed up…the kids got a postcard from him, he’s living in Mexico in a Villa and has 3 young hot girlfriends and I now work at Walmart…

I don’t know where I’m going with that…but it’s got something to do with me making fun of myself for watching The View the last 5 years at the local McDonalds and thinking about the things I’d do to this bitch….even though her Football husband beat me to it….

I even remember watching her on the first year of survivor all dirty, unshaved, hard nippled, back when she was a shoe designer, and thinking about all the dirty things I wanted to do to her before the Star Jones and Barbara Walters beat me to it….

Either way, here’s some new pics of some throwback daytime TV pussy.

Posted in:Elisabeth Hasselbeck

2011

10

May

Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Day

My favorite thing about Heidi Klum is not how thick she is. It is not how long her mom ass it. It is not that she fucks with black dudes with angelic voices and scars on their faces like she was the UN denouncing the history of German reputation of ethnic cleansing with her pussy. It’s not that she’s old and a fraction of what she was and it is not that she’s a fertile baby factory or that she’s got a fun and entertaining personality….It’s that she’s German and germans are so efficient when it comes to scat porn….cuz there’s a reason she’s had so many dirty kids and it all stems from dirty German interracial fucking…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Heidi Klum

2011

10

May

Snoop and Charlie Sheen Do a Song Together of the Day

I’m bored of the Charlie Sheen bullshit too. So fucking bored of it. I mean it was played out the first week…but I’ll admit the first week, I thought the breakdown was hysterical before realizing that it was all a contrived scam, waste of time, stupidity that I wanted to see end in a horrible drug overdose….while he was flying a plane with Denise Richards, Bree Olsen and the cast of the Kardashian’s who attached themselves to him cuz they wanted some of the buzz he was getting….

Apparently Snoop, the guy from Twilight and Charlie Sheen did a song together, I haven’t figured out what verse Sheen drops, but apparently shit’s there.

It is boring, played out, expired, maybe even irritating, but it just dropped, 3 months too late, but I figured I’d post it anyway.


To Hear the Song
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Posted in:Charlie Sheen|Snoop Dogg

2011

10

May

Gwen Stefani See Through Shirt Showing Off Bra of the Day

Gwen Stefani was seen wearing a see through shirt….showing off her bra through that see through shirt…and the whole thing is quite unfortunate…because I am a firm believer that there is and there never was anything hot about Gwen Stefani.

I’m talking from her “I’m just a girl”, clearly a lie to over compensate for not being a girl, cuz girls don’t need to sing about being girls they are just girls….

She’s built like a dude, with her rippling muscles and her flat chest but don’t just take my word for it, ask her homosexual husband who spent the better part of his 20s fucking trannies…true fucking story…

Posted in:Gwen Stefani

2011

10

May

Kate Upton’s 18 Year Old Tits in Video of the Day

Kate Upton’s alright. She’s 18, she’s got some real full tits. Her ass kinda sucks, her legs kinda suck, she walks like a retard, she talks like a retard, her objectives are retarded, but I guess I’m just being picky. I mean those tits are just ridiculous, on some hormone in the food kick, I mean she’s 18 and stacked like that, barely hit puberty and built like that, and if she’s like every other bust 18 year old I know, bitch is gonna end up 300 pounds in a trailer park, you know when the rest of her catches up to her, but for now, here’s a video of her titty bounce….No idea when it is from, but who cares.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

10

May

Izabel Goulart Nipple for Vogue Spain of the Day

Here is Brazilian Model who I assume still does the whole lingerie thing for Victoria’s Secret, doing the whole nipple thing for Vogue Spain….and if you read the site, you know I am a firm believer in bitches showing their tits for personal gain, money, career, whatever, cuz without them showing their nipples, I’d still be jerking off to the African tribes in National Geographic, not that I jerk off to this, I’m a little more ambitious in my porno surfing, I’m saying I’m happy bitches are whores, cuz otherwise we’d have nothing nice to look at.

I know you get what I’m saying.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2011

10

May

Stephanie Seymour’s Nipples from 2008 of the Day

Someone just emailed in this 2008 video of Stephanie Seymour that was made for Numero magazine. You can see her 40 year old tits in it and I figured that may get you excited, because nipples, no matter how old they are, or how vintage the clip I’m posting is, are still all you need to cum, which I guess makes our relationship pretty awkward, it’s like I’m the invisible hand massaging your prostate and that’s as gay as it gets….I mean assuming you can actually get off to this…I’m way too de-sensitized and into women who aren’t passed their prime…especially when they were passed their prime 3 years ago…

Enjoy.

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2011

10

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news….it may not be the best news…the most relevant news…the most life changing news…it may not even be funny or ironic or interesting enough to watch…but that’s what makes it the stepNEWS….

Hateful Posts Hit Va Business’ Facebook
Racist rants, images and videos are starting to overtake a Facebook page created by a Northern Virginia hair care business with an African American customer base.

Priest Says He Lied About Being SEAL
A priest in central Pennsylvania and the region’s leading newspaper are embarrassed by apparent false claims that the priest served in the elite Navy SEALs program.

Developer faces rape, cocaine charges
QUINCY – One of Quincy’s wealthiest and most influential developers will face a judge in connection with child rape and drug trafficking charges.

Face Transplant Recipient Speaks
The nation’s first full face transplant recipient said the first thing his young daughter said to him when she saw him after the operation was “Daddy, you’re so handsome.”

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

10

May

Irina Shayk Is Disgusting of the Day

Here are some disgusting pictures of Irina Shayk, I mean if you’re like me and think that marriage is the cancer that ruins all fun, because as a married guy, I know marriage is the cancer that ruins all fun, and that it is the single worst event that can take a happy man, and even a happy couple, you know all beautiful in love, and turn it into a huge pile of shit….

I mean unless you’re the bottom feeding kind of guy, who isn’t so into the whole marriage thing, but is into the whole destruction of marriage thing, so you target unhappy wives for some pure sex with no other responsibility cuz they have fucking husbands for that, or if you’re just like me and into the open bars at weddings so much that when you see a wedding dress you get thirsty, then you’ll like this Irina Shayk, cover of SI Swimsuit, stepping out of bikinis and into modeling wedding dresses for some crazy thing I call cold, hard, cash.

Posted in:Irina Shayk