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2011

25

Jul

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I posted the Amy Winehouse post drunk on Saturday and it came up blank, so I updated it but now I am convinced I’ve been hacked…

I spent the day at a cheesy fucking beach. I’m talking Jersey Shore style beach. Filled with implants, hard nipples, strippers, bikini bottoms one size too small exposing pretty much full pussy, thongs, tans, rosaries, bad hair cunts, lots of drugs, people ripping lines off each other’s chests, one amazing topless dancer, with great natural DDs and I was being fed free beer…making the whole experience as amazing as it sounds…

Here’s the mourning hangover dump.

How to: Fail Like a Boss – VIDEO
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25 Sexiest Fan Tributes
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Free Cam Shows to Make Your Monday Better
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Police Officer Tears Up the Course at a Motorcycle Rodeo
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Adrianne Curry Got Kicked Out of Comic-Con For Wearing This
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Proper Web Sluts to Start Your Week Off Right
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She is Toying Her Wet Pussy
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Meet Jessica Caban
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The Only 4 Good Things About Captain America: The First Avenger
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Posted in:MHD

2011

23

Jul

RIP Motherfucker – The Amy Winehouse Edition of the DAy


So the Amy Winehouse Death Watch is officially over….after a bunch of years I kinda saw this coming…I mean you’d think someone woulda staged an intervention….put her in lockdown and on suicide watch or something…

Based on her hot recent pics….I thought she was back on track…but I guess not.

Wasted talent. Wasted life. Avoidable death….but at least she got as far as she got with her voice….cuz most crackheads I know aren’t recording artists…

I only found this out now…cuz I’m heavily hungover and made a fool of myself pretty much all night…offending friends, lovers and enemies…you know dealing with my own addiction….and not worrying about another persons….but not being able to jerk off to new pics of her…cuz she is porn to me…is gonna take some adjusting….

At least she left us with great music…and here are a few of her hottest pics….I was a huge fan and she will be missed….

Here she is singing Valerie live…seriously amazing…I am sad about this….I really thought one day I’d be her blake…That day will never come….but at least I can to her old pics….

She looked like a corpse and now she is one…..AND That’s a wrap…

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2011

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided I want to become a reverend cuz officiating weddings has always been exciting to me….Maybe I’ll do a mail order shit or maybe I’ll just give up on that dream ….cuz I’m lazy and I’d rather preach my shit here to my congregation of none…Awesome.

Here are the stepLINKS…It is summer…you should be summering…but I’ll still tend to your pathetic needs….cuz I”m lazy and I have a bottle of booze here and no where else to go…

Anne Hathaway In Bathing Suit
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Brandi Glanville Bikini Publicity Stunts > LeAnne Rimes Bikini Publicity Stunts
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This Courtney Stodden Chick is Such a Trashy Slut and I Love It
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Chihuahua Scares Robbers
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Mila Kunis Chose Her Own Body Double
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Prinze Jr LIVES
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Minka Kelly on Horse With Gun
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Dog is Better at Boardsports than You
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Olivia Wilde’s Gonna be a Pornstar in a Movie Instead of Lohan
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You Gotta Check Out These Web Cam Whores
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Snow Dive FAIL Even Though It’s Summer – VIDEO
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The Hottest Topless Celebrity Ad Campaigns
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Sarah Hyland Is A Sexy Cheerleader
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Megan Fox is in Elle China
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Free Cam Shows From Me to You
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Slutty Amateurs Get It On
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25 Biggest Sports Stars of Past 25 Years
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UK X Factor Judge Tulisa Contostavlos Panty Upskirt
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WTF is With This Cowboys and Aliens Movie?
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Kim Kardashian is a Fucking Cry Baby
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Tyra Banks = Still Insane
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Beyonce Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Guess That Super Model Ass
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Who Needs Doors? This Guy Doesn’t – VIDEO
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NYC Subway Cat Fight!!! – VIDEO
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Shippingg Accidents. Whoops – GALLERY
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Kimmy Max Has One Sweet Ass
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LaToya Jackson Goes Into Michael Jackson Killing Conspiracy And Whoopi Gestures For Her To Shut Up!! [Video]
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Lexi and Molly Get It On
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The Saddest Handjob In America – Comedy From Louis CK
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Ashley Simpson in Short Shorts
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Queens of Machine Fucking – VIDEO
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Rosie Huntington Whitley Swimsuit Gallery
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Hipster Cutie in a Field
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Audrina Patridge is a Kmart Model
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rainbow Sponge Spokesperson Enjoys Rainbow Sponging – VIDEO
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Web Cam Amateur Puts On a Show
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Heidi Klum in Short Shorts
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Check Out Victoria Moore
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John Stamos Says Ryan Seacrest Is Gay
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Emma Roberts is Leggy
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Carnival Ride Accident is Kinda Awesome
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2011

22

Jul

Naked Subway Rider of the Day

I was told to put this video – of what may be a dude…or just a lesbian hipster chick…with its pants around its ankles cuz it’s hot out up – I don’t find it all that exciting. If anything it is disgusting…even though I love public nudity…and love anyone willing to get naked in public…something I am sure is an everyday thing in NYC….where this video was shot…

Now I’m going drinking.

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

22

Jul

Vanessa Minnillo’s Honeymoon Pictures of the Day

I am pretty disappointed with these honeymoon pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo …who I just assumed were already married…cuz he’s been with her since Jessica Simpson was skinny, which seems like a lifetime ago…

The reason being that before they were even married…back when they were dating…dude got caught slamming her from behind in Mexico…and I was kinda hoping for them to upstage their last performance…but she’s still in a bikini and that is worth looking at…

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2011

22

Jul

Rihanna Hustles Them Tits of the Day

Here’s Rihanna showing off a set of tits that are straight out of a National Geographic from the late 60s I used to jerk off too…All pancaked and tribal…like they’ve never seen a bra…but are perfect to store fire wood and other supplies under cuz they keep a snug fit or some shit…

It kinda scares me, in a man with tits, dressed up like a woman, cuz it’s part of his orange haired clown at the kids birthday party gone wrong act that never really became a hit…But I’ll still stare at the shit. No racist…cuz tits are tits whether they look good to titty fuck, or make you hungry for Ihop or not….

Here are Rihanna’s shit tits…all pectorial and spread out…sagging in some weirdness you probably like…

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2011

22

Jul

Pippa Middleton in Tight Shorts of the Day

I would love Pippa Middleton’s daddy issues dripping off my dick…You know all that inner torment that comes from being second to your sister who went off and married a future king…making anyone she ever dates look like some kind of fucking loser…always feeling inadequate in the family’s eye “why can’t you be more like kate, I mean Duchess Katherine, she sold her soul for the monarchy and all you’ve done is jogged in spandex short”….I am sure those emotional issues lead to great fucking head….

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2011

22

Jul

Heidi Klum Tries to Save Fat People of the Day

Heidi Klum’s amazing bikini/lingerie model tits have disappeared…I blame Seal for turning her into a baby factory who needs all the resources in her body, like some kind of cancer patient, or car accident victim to restore all the damage that’s been done to her pussy by his big black german S&M loving, shit and piss eating Dick…..and the first casualty is always the tits, or maybe she’s taking this running thing way too seriously, and shit’s just melted off cuz it’s always the first to go when bitches decide to start working out, leading me to think she’s better off eating estrogen and hormones in the food than promoting this running shit…cuz personally, I like my 40 year old ex models bustier than this…we should start an intervetion….

Either way, here she is trying to change fat people….like the Nazi she’s meant to be..typica german…all population controlling and pragmatic…. seeking the master race one where fat people don’t exist..kinda scary if you ask me…Hitler Klum…

Here’s the bonus – maybe she’s pregnant a 30th time pic for you weirdos who like freakishly fertile people…

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2011

22

Jul

Leelee Sobieski Titties in a Shirt of the Day

There’s one thing I know about Leelee Sobieski and that is that she’s stacked…Such big tits on such a long lean frame…that never really embraced being semi-famous….and never really took advantage of nude scenes or vagina flashes…I mean all she really gave us was some bikini action

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