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2011

08

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m not an asshole…but thanks to great personal hygiene I smell like one….

So much is going on, so little time…here are the mourning hangover links to other sites who don’t have 72 hour benders..Good times…unfortunately I don’t remember them…but the site made $2.73 this weekend…balling…don’t be jealous of my success….

False Start Fail, Just When I Thought Competitive Swimming Couldn’t Get Any Gayer
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25 Sports Hotties We Want to See in 3D
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Free Cams to Make Your Monday More Bearable
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Alissa Rae Ross is All Sorts of Sexy
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Parkour Double Backflip is Kinda Impressive
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Devon is a Cuber Whore, Check Her Out
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More of Miranda Kerr’s Insane Post Pregnant Tits
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Web Cam Girls You Will Fall in Love With
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Blonde Shoots a Dildo Out of Her Ass – VIDEO
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Ryan Goslin Has Banged All These Babes and I’m Jealous
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Posted in:MHD

2011

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…or what I like to call the two nights I try to spend figuring outa way into the neighbor’s house, or even a girl I follow home’s house, to lock myself in her closet and masturbate with a pair of her panties, only to get caught, arrested, humiliated on the news for being the freak panty closet follow you home when drunk pervert….it’s the best kind of orgasm….

Here are the stepLINKS…have a holly jolly weekend…you useless cunts and follow me on FACEBOOK and TWITTER cuz I want to feel like I am relevant…

Good times. Drinking times. If I don’t die…I will be back.

On a Sidenote I just saw a trashy pregnant chick walking around in a bikini and it was amazing…

Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip – I’d Post it but I don’t Care Nuff Bout Fat Hoes.
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Irina Shayk Walking Her Dog is So Human for Such Awesome Tits….I just wish I had the shots of her picking up the shit…that’s the porno part…
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Octomom in a Bikini – Lovely.
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Live Cam Shows To Keep You Busy Friday Through Sunday
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I Bet These Street Performers Make More Money Than I Do
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Cynthia Escobar Brings the Hotness
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Sexy Girls with Even Sexier Self Shots
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The 10 Hottest MMA Ring Girls of 2011
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Jenna Haze is Rockin a Bikini Proper
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Guess Who Wants to Run for President
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Cam Shows With the Hottest Ladies Around
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Amateur Uses Phone as a Vibrator
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Anne Hatheway as Cat Woman in Menh
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Lingerie Basketball vs. Lingerie Football: Which Is More Legit?
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Olivia Wilde’s Tits
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Haven’t Seen Sarah Michell Gellar in Awhile
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Zooey Deschanel Really Annoys Me But Here She is Anyways
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Kim Kardashian Candid Cleavage
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Blake Lively’s Ass
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This Chick is Playing With a Whale Dick!!! Hahahahah
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I Wanna Be All Over Rebecca
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Barbie is the Kind of Girl You’ll Want to Violate
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You Know a TV Show is Shit When the Best Part About It Is the Dog
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Who the FUCK Would Rock Diamond Encrusted Contacts?
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Kristina and Katia Get It On
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Airport Security Obsessed Over Passenger’s Panties
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Haven’t Seen Nicole Scherzinger in Awhile
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Horny Lezzies in the Kitchen
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Laura Whitmore FHM cover shoot
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I Love a Leggy Hottie
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Miranda Kerr is One Hot Mamma
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Accidental Drifting Fail – VIDEO
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Isabelle is Hot in White
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Some Vanessa Pudgens
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Check Out Ashley and Her Tits
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Courtney Stodden is fucking Disgusting
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I wish Ashley Tisdales Face Was as Nice as Her Body
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Mandy Moore is See Through
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Miranda Kerr’s AMazing Full Tits
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Jersey Girls Don’t Pump Gas But they Are Still Trash
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Taylor Swift Does Eminem’s Lose Yourself Cuz She’s a Fucking Dork
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Rihanna Camel Toe Bikini Enjoys Her Water Sports
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Kim Kardashian See Through Cleavage Candids
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Nicki Minaj Tits Slip on Live TV – Good Morning America
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Tamara Eccelstone’s Wonky Tits Defy Gravity
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Olivia Munn Sweet Sweater Puppies – I Don’t Know How She Does It
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

05

Aug

Rihanna’s in a White Bikini of the Day

Maybe I haven’t had enough sex today, or maybe she’s just standing next to fat chicks or maybe I’ve just been standing next to fat chicks but I think these Rihanna pics are hot…

I also love that I know people in Barbados and they they hate her for being this diva bitch with a belly, you know big fish coming home to her small pond, only to act like a big fish, when really you’re supposed to be pretty nice, humble and cool when you become that big fish, you know since you proved yourself and don’t need to shit on the people more than you already have as they pull bratty rich people from the UK around on tubes for beer money, when you can own the fucking hotel they’re working out of….

But I really love the rumors that she was a teen prostitute and that’s how she made it…cuz whoring at a young age being the gateway whoring to land a solid fucking career that’s lasted the last 4 or 5 years….should be advertised more…and maybe it’s best to keep all the Southeast asians ladyboys and Eastern Europe sex traded teens out of the marketing material…cuz their underage whoring is far less lucrative….

Here are the pics…

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2011

05

Aug

Some Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Shorts and Boots of the Day

She’s so wrecked….and I love it…From her yellowy, disgusting skin color to her lip that looks like she was punched in the face…or at least had some dental surgery or botched plastic surgery…all crooked and discount bargain basement stripper working the day shift….to the bruise on her leg…to the deeper rooted truth that is her inability to get work, maintain work, her family issues and most importantly that she was once at the top of the world…and now she’s dragging painfully along the bottomand that’s why she’s amazing…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

05

Aug

Blake Lively Hard Face Showing Off Leg On Set of the DAy

Here are some boring pictures of Blake Lively’s legs on set. I just spent the last 10 minutes zooming in and out of the shit and there’s no sign of dicaprio semen dripping down her thigh…making me wonder why I’m bothering posting these…since there’s nothing but hard face, hairy neck and some long legs….when all I really want to see is a sign, any sign, of her being a little fucking slut.

Here she is in a robe so you can fantasize that you kicked her to the curb after fucking her with nothing but your robe on her back cuz she didn’t suck your dick to completition…at least that’s how I’m playing these outdoor robe pics out in my head…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

05

Aug

Ashley Greene’s Tight Pants Leave Gym of the Day

Here’s Ashley Greene, or as I like to call her, the manipulator of teenagers everywhere thanks to a solid PR team who managed to use vampires and the Jonas brothers to establish herself as someone relevant and here to stay, and she’s showing off her toned, work out addicted tits as hard as she fucking can, you know really pushing them to their limits of cleavage capabilities and I assume you probably like it…cuz you are like me and like all things with vaginas as long as they aren’t fat and even if they are fat…I’ll do it cuz the vagina has that grip on me….from barnyard animals to street hookers and everything in between…making me pretty easy to fucking please…which is pretty obvious if you take a look at these pics…and see that there’s really nothing special about them, yet I’m still celebrating them….making this whole thing way weird.

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2011

05

Aug

Mandy Moore isn’t Dead of the Day

Hey, remember when Mandy Moore didn’t save her tormented best friend and ex boyfriend DJ from having a drug overdose, cuz she was likely too into herself….you know busy reflecting on her career that’s practically non existent…cuz I don’t….see cuz I don’t even remember who Mandy Moore is….and even when I think back…you know way back…I hardly thought of her as jailbait I wanted to fuck…she was all wholesome, non naked, no scandals, and that’s only good if you’re looking to get married in the suburbs or some shit, cuz suburbs have no room for dirty whores….that’s part of the reason why they suck so much…you know almos as much as these pics of Mandy Moore…for old times.

Posted in:Mandy Moore

2011

05

Aug

Anne Hathaway As Catwoman of the Day

Since fanboys depressingly run the internet….here’s Anne Hathaway as catwoman….I don’t get off to women in superhero comic book spandex shit…in fact, I find it a weird fucking fetish…..you know virgins all masturbating as they act out some fantasy comic book they’ve had since they were friendless kids….but I prefer her Naked Tits….….call me weird….

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2011

05

Aug

Horse Falls in Central Park and Woman Loses Her Shit of the Day

I hate seeing these horse drawn carriages and their homeless looking handlers who I know don’t take proper care of the animals…It actually pisses me off when tourists buy into the shit because it keeps the poor horses out of the meadow, trotting along, all free and beautiful…but instead makes them collapse….

But I love seeing crazy hick bitches who are probably in NYC for the first times totally traumatized by the shit…and I probably would be too, but I doubt I’d be videoing, I’d be giving the beautiful beast mouth to mouth cuz I’m a fucking hero like that….

Either way…funny….insane…video…

Posted in:Viral Video