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2010

12

Apr

Britney Spears Half Naked and Untouched for Candies of the Day

Here are some pictures of Britney Spears half naked for Candies, it looks like they aren’t airbrushed or photoshopped and keeping her untouched shows off all the places she’s been touched….

They’ve kept all her scars, bruises or what I like to call memories of being rich white trash with a lot of psychological issues in the pictures….I still think she’s got it going on but then again, some of the pussy I’ve gone down on both drunk, high and sober, has been far more gutter, far more dirty, far more diseased, haggard, rotten, damaged, gaping, emotionally unstable, dripping out green shit, addicted to drugs, pussy that smelled like shit, that looked like roadkill, that people would never put their fingers in, but I was there twirling my tongue around it like it was a fucking jujube or like it was water I was lapping up like a dog after being stuck in the desert for 4 days after a plane crash….if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Britney Spears|Candies|Underwear

2010

12

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s New Hair of the Day

If you told me 6 years ago that I’d be writing about Jessica Simpson’s haircut on my own website, where I can pretty much write anything I want to write about, but chose to write this, I probably would have laughed in your faggot face and stole your wallet, but here I am today….posting pictures of the shit and writing about her haircut like a group of bitches at the coffee shop with nothing better to do with their fucking days or hair stylists who made their life about this shit and care about this shit, when all I see is some dyke shit that’s still long enough for me to pull her hair while cumming down her lonely throat, not that that will ever happen in my lifetime, but it’s the only way for me to not let this post depresse me more than I already am….

Posted in:Hair|Jessica Simpson

2010

12

Apr

Pam Anderson’s Hard Nipples in White for PETA of the Day

Pam Anderson is at some Vegan bullshit and I guess along with giving up with all animal products, she also gave up on wearing a bra, not that she needs to wear because she’s got tits so solid you could hang plants off of, but she should be wearing a bra cuz she’s old, disgusting, over and done, that dairy is expired, kinda thing, but I guess she’s just happy her nipples still work after all the operations and feels the need to show the shit off and really…who fucking cares….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hard Nipples|Pam Anderson

2010

12

Apr

Laurie Cholewa is Gerard Butler’s New Pussy of the Day

In proving that Hollywood is full of shit thanks to movies have huge marketing budgets, big legal budgets, an a huge investment people want to protect, as well as PR people who have been hired to get these people in the media, to keep people caring about their clients and pretty much totally polluting America with useless smut, here are some pictures of Gerard Butler’s new girlfriend…because he never dated Jennifer Aniston, no one ever dates Jennifer Aniston, they were just in a movie together and dude made a lot of money for someone no one has ever heard of and part of getting that money was pretending to be dating her, and this new pussy is the proof.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Gerard Butler|Laurie Cholewa

2010

12

Apr

Khloe Kardashian is a Monster on the Beach of the Day

The good thing about Khloe Kardashian is that she knows she’s a fucking beast of a woman that no one has ever really jerked off to. That’s why she was the first to volunteer for the staged marriage with the guy she ended up marriying for her Kardashian show. You know, to feel what getting married is like because her whole life she knew there was no hope for her because she’s a fucking monster…..that’s why she hires hot pussy to walk around in a bikini on the beach with her to promote whatever bullshit she is promoting, because her in a bikini is not really something people run up to, but more something people run the fuck away from…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Monster

2010

12

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Gets Sexy for Numero Tokyo of the Day

Fashion pulls through again…it’s like they convince these hot chicks to get half naked with a little thing called money and a false sense of quality, class, shit I don’t understand because the only thing I ever tried to do in fashion was crotchless panties I made from panties I picked up at the Salvation Army…

Here is Doutzen Kroes proving that models are nothing but whores who only fuck you if you’re a billionaire, but will get naked for you if you offer them enough money and pretend you work in the industry…Good times…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Fashion|Model

2010

12

Apr

Bar Refaeli and Jersey Shore for Interview of the Day

These pictures came out a long time ago, they are of Bar Refaeli and the cast of Jersey Shore for Interview Magazine, shot by Terry Richardson, proving that if you’re willing to humilate yourself on national television because it pays better than working as a bus boy at the hottest club in your town hoping one day you’ll get the bartending job, you will get a whole lot of fucking perks, like nustling up to Bar Refaeli tits in person and in picture for everyone in the world to see that despite how much of a joke you are, you’re fucking awesome, killin’ your early 20s harder than most kids you know in their early 20s who waste away in University….

The Jersey Shore people have inspired me….I need to get on a TV show….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Jersey Shore|Terry Richardson

2010

12

Apr

Michelle Hunziker is Still in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some more pictures of the mom with a body Michelle Hunziker. She’s the kind of pussy the local community pool needs to recruit instead of the immigrant mom pussy they’ve been getting to date. I’m talking the kind of bitch who reproduces like a fucking bitch, I’m talking 10 fucking kids and a vagina so big her idea of a bathing suid is a pair of sweatpants, making the whole experience no so erotic…but life’s not fair, and I’m stuck with stinky poor people and green shit filled pools, while bitches like this exist….cuz I suck at life.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Michelle Hunziker

2010

12

Apr

Anna Friel in Some Little Shorts of the Day

I am down with short shorts – I am not so down with weird looking faces – but I can see past that when the bitch with the weird looking face is in short shorts. Just last night I was dying of a hangover on a park bench and this group of young, long legged girls who decided to start working on their bikini bodies in short shorts walked by, I have no idea what their faces looked like, or even if they had an upper body, but I could sketch every line and curve of their asses.

I don’t know who this bitch is, but the shorts made her good enough for me….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Anna Friel|Shorts

2010

12

Apr

Bus Driver Molestor of the Day

So this retard bus driver was taking a retarded girl home and decided he might as well get some sex from her cuz ever since he was younger and loved the show Life Goes On, he wanted to feel a Downs Syndrome pussy….and figued she probably doesn’t have real high standards you know, cuz she’s retarded, but his whole plan of seduction backfired when she pushed him off, cuz he crossed the line of appropriate cuz she wasn’t in the mood to give up her retard pussy…even though you’d think she was in the mood based on how often she masturbated in a given hour…I used to work in a retard home and playing with their your own genitals was the retard way of life…

As I am concered all pussy is created equal..if it works then its worth fucking and if the bus driver wasn’t the bigger fucking retard in the situation he would have tried to get up inside someone more severely retarded who can’t talk and express themselves so that no one ever finds out about his hustle….

Either way, I think this dude was just doing community service, you know, make a girl feel like a sex object and not like a freak of nature and he deserves the key to the fucking city.

Posted in:Bus Driver|Retard

2010

12

Apr

Maria Menounos with a Blck Dude in Twitter Bikini Pictrures of the Day

The nice thing about greek girls is that they are built to take huge cock in their ass. It’s got something to do with evolution or some shit, since all their ancestors used to fuck each other up the ass, to the point where they now have natural lubricants in their asses that make getting fucked up the ass more than just tolerable it makes fucking them up the ass the same as fucking them up the pussy only with a little more shit smell….but being able to take most cock with ease can be a curse for a bitch, it makes her need the biggest cock she can find, because sometimes the pain is what you’re lookin’ for when you beg for anal…and if it always feels good to a bitch…she’s gotta step up what she’s inserting and I can only assume that’s what Maria Menounos is pulling here with this Jamal…but what the fuck do I know…

Posted in:Bikini|Maria Menounos|Twitter

2010

12

Apr

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Bikini of the Day



I feel like a clown in the Heidi Montag circus everytime I acknowledge she exists. She is a fucking idiot and the only thing her existance proves is how giving a young girl with low self esteem a reality TV show that blows up is a bad idea and ruins people. I guess she also proves that you can buy yourself a set of stupid tits and other procedures to make you look more like an 1990s Playboy bombshell Poison groupie, but I’ve been seeing bitches pull that shit for decades and it is alway uninteresting, uninspired and boring….

The only funny thing about all this is that she’s 90 percent of the way to a solid porn career, I’m just not sure how she’ll spin it to her fake Christian faith she always pulls, but I guess at that point she’ll just be so desperate for attention and probably addicted to meds in desperate need for money that she’ll probably forget that lie she once pulled when she thought people gave a fuck about her….but I’m pretty sure no one ever did…

She’s a pig of a human…and here are her stupid fake tits and her “scooped back” to make her look like she’s got ass and the whole thing is pretty much everything wrong in our society.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag|Tits

2010

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t died of my birthday drinking because I gave up on the whole birthday party thing two days ago, it made more sense in theory than in practice because the older I get the more and more lazy I get, don’t get me wrong I’ve been drinking every night hard, but I haven’t left the house….If I make it another year, I probably won’t be capable of wiping my ass after I shit which may not be good for the people I’ll be sitting next to on the bus, but it will be good for me, because disrupting the peace and ruining someone’s day or their lunch by smelling disgusting is really pretty satisfying for me….

Here are my stepLINKS

Some Crazy Booty
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Crack Hopes You Have a Lovely Friday Night
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Eating Pussy, But Were Afaid to Ask – VIDEO
(Don’t Blame Me If This Makes You Gay)
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The 15 Best Pictures Of Sofia Vergara
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Porn Queen Jenna Jameson’s Hottest Safe Pics
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Slut Eating a Banana Prank – VIDEO
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Enjoy a 3D Burritoh – VIDEO
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The Top Ten Athletes You Should Probably Keep Your Daughter Away From, Unless She Enjoys STDs
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Jenna Jameson No Panty Throwback
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Like a Surburban Non I’d Like to Do Really Dirty Things She’d Never Imagined To
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Because No Matter How Good You Are At Lying To Yourself, Your Real Doll Doesn’t Really Get You Laid
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Grenade Throw Fail – VIDEO
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I’d To Find Out What Exactly North Yorkshire, England Has Against Giant Dicks Made of Stone
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Pheobe in the Mirror
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Amateur Uses Phone As a Vibrator – VIDEO
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Meet Reed Congdon
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Nothingt Goes Right, It’s Just a Crappy Day – VIDEO
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Self Shot Hotties
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Wine is turning to Vinegar For Demi Moore and By Wine, I Mean Her Fucking Face
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Nicki Minaj is Like a Black Lady Gaga, But Without a Dick
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JWoww and Her Tits Are on the Treadmill
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Mandy and Brooke Get It On – VIDEO
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God Damn Miranda Kerr is Hot
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Racially Mixed Chicks Are Always the Hottest
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Rhianna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Don’t Fuck with Garcelle Bauvais
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Arianny Celeste Had a Nipple Slip
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aneta Plays With HEr Wet Pussy
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More of Jessica Gomes is Sports Illustrated – VIDEO
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Kourtney Kardashian Just Cause
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Alice is a Playful Red Head
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Has Some Cleavage
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How NOT To Sell Plastic Surgery on TV – VIDEO
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Bai Ling Gets Her Crazy On With Some Homeless Dude
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Chick Fiiiiiiiiiight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica Weekley and Emma D topless
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Evi is Slippery
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Here’s some motherfuckin’ Porn for you

Sasha Grey and Daisy Strong make a perfect lesbian couple
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Mackenzee Pierce and Tiffany Star are a couple of horny rich girls
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Alyssa Reece and Leah sneak into garage to make out and play
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Sadie West and Rachel Roxxx get nasty and rough on the red carpet
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You’ll enjoy these two perfect lesbian sluts Eden and Tristan Kingsley
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Cute little pixie Katie Michaels is nothing but a cute little slut
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Follow Me, I’m Useless Without You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Here are some pictures I didn’t post of Gisele posing and promoting some bullshit….cuz models entertain me.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

09

Apr

Radha Mitchell Full Frontal in Feast of Love of the Day

Here’s some white bitch with a Hindu name because her parents were some kind of weird Australian hippies who related to the Hindu way of life or some other bullshit I know I’d find annoying if I was at their dinner party listening to them preach their garbage…..not that I’d ever be invited to their dinner party but you get what I am saying….and if you don’t it doesn’t really matter but it does involve boring white people attaching themselves to other people’s cultures….when they could just do what their daughter is doing and that’s attaching their hairy pussies to some dude in some low level movie sex scene from two years ago on their quest to find fame but that didn’t work out so well cuz no one ever saw the shit or has any idea who this bitch is, but she’s good enough for me, which isn’t saying much, cuz I have fucked some pretty questionable things over the years…..some human…some not…but all good enough for me….

Posted in:Full Frontal|Radha Mitchell

2010

09

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Off Some Pussy Definition of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is showing off her pussy definition in some tight outfit to snuff out any rumors that her she may actually have a cock, because based on that hard face, you’d automatically think she was a tranny, especially now that trannies are all South American and Asian and hotter than most white American women, but in their defense a bucket of shit usually has a tighter body than 80 percent of America and you can thank fast food on every corner for that….

As a dude married to fat pig of a woman, I’m not sure if fucking her is more twisted than fucking a dude dressed like a girl, I haven’t taken the time to find out, just like I haven’t taken the time to find out whether Nicole Scherzinger is a chick or not, but as far as I’m concerned, with a body like this, she’s good enough either way….no homo….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|Pussy