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2011

09

Sep

Jenny McCarthy Staged Old Lady Bikini Pics of the Day

Jenny McCarthy was on the beach in some staged pics for attention cuz everyone loves bikini pics…they are like being cast on Dancing with the Stars only with less commitment….

So here are her fake tits….on her older body that she’s maintained nicely that you probably jerked off to back she was in Playboy…because that was her whole purpose…until the system fucked up and put her on TV, getting her working as one of the most annoying people in the world…

But she got what she deserved by selling her soul to the fucking devil…at least that’s what you’d assume she did based on her success with such low level talent and that’s probably how she got her autistic baby producing uterus….

I’ve seen Rosmary’s Baby…I know how these things work…

I prefer when her publicity stunts involve more nudity – toplessness – even when it isn’t playboy related….

Either way, she’s looking hot enough for me in this bikini, but then again that could just be the bikini talking…it happens.


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2011

09

Sep

Jessica Alba in a Shitty Mom See Through of the Day

Those Moms…..always starved for male attention after wrecking their bodies…I see how they look at me as they breast feed in the park…in disgust…but as far as I’m concerned looking at me in disgust is fucking foreplay and they actually like me watching….

Only in this case, Alba is taking her typical Alba stance, that can be found in all her shitty movies, and that’s by not being nude…and just being subtly erotica….

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2011

09

Sep

Rachel Bilson’s Boring Pictures of the Day

She looks half retarded doesn’t she and I don’t mean “Black Eyed Peas” retarded, you know throwing down in a top 40 club, I’m talking straight from the institution she was dropped off at as a baby, run by nuns cuz nuns are good people, unless they are raping or molesting, which happens, when the victims are as retarded as Rachel Bilson looks, cuz even the most wholesome person can’t resist temptation as they chronically masturbate….at least that’s what my friend who volunteered with retarded adults swimming program told me…but he was only in it for the sex in the first place…people are weird…and Rachel Bilson looks weird…reminding me that she’s lost her fucking glory days by being married and brainwashed in canada…

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2011

09

Sep

Melania Trump Tits at a Fashion Night Out Event of the Day

High class, billionaire, hookers are my favorite.

Sure there’s a chance that she went for Trump and got pregnant with his baby because of real love. You know she found him charming, funny, engaging, interesting, attractive in his middle aged weight gain, maybe daddy issues lead to her wanting an older man to care for her….

But that chance is slim to fucking none.

She’s an immigrant model, he’s a billionaire. It’s safe to assume. It was strictly business transaction. Set for fucking life thru fucking is better than struggling by working…ya heard.

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2011

09

Sep

Elisha Cuthbert is Not Erotic of the Day

I wrote a post on Elisha Cuthbert in some photshoot where she looked nice and photoshopped…for the first time in a bunch of years because she has a network behind her…

But I’ve seen this cunt in person and knew that it was all smoke and mirrors for the sake of getting people to watch her show…

So I was happy when these pics of her dropped, looking like shit, all short legged and useless, to remind us of what this cunt actually is….a dumpy piece of shit…

Now I’m just waiting for her to get killed off her show, and for her to run out of money and move back home, cuz drunkenstepdaddy has a bed for her future crackwhore ass to sleep on.

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2011

09

Sep

Rebecca Gayheart Doesn’t Kill Her Own Babies of the Day

These spy pics of Rebecca Gayheart are hardly interesting – I mean sure trying to look down shirts in malls is always fun…but not when you don’t actually get to look down the girls shirt cuz the shit is in picture and no matter how you angle your screen, you can’t get a better vantage point…

But the backstory is funny. I mean not for the parent involved but just in how it worked out….She was on a cellphone, she cut around traffic that was stopped to let a kid cross the street, because she has places to be, I mean she is Rebecca Gayheart after all….and she ended up killing some kid…and getting off cuz of great lawyers….

Then she married the dude from Grey’s Anatomy, had a coke fueled orgy with some other whore, and leaked the video….only to get pregant themselves, have a kid and not have it taken from her in a horrible way when it was crossing the street, only to get pregnant again….bringing us up to date on this evil fucking human…just rubbing it in the poor mother who lost her kid and who no one got charged for killing her kid but instead bitch is at the mall with her kid…

Heavy shit…and all this to say the name Gayheart is pretty gay, cuz to have a gay heart leads to AIDS…lets hope it is true in this case cuz I hate this “innocent” bitch….

Posted in:Rebecca Gayheart

2011

09

Sep

JoJo’s Inspiring Performance of the Day

Here’s Jojo’s inspirational performance that has 15 views on Youtube to remind us to never give up, even if you should, because no matter what, there will be at least 100 perverted guys who used to be obsessed with you, willing to jerk off to you as an adult for Old Times sake, even though you got fat, went back, and really never were all that….because people are weird….I mean what else is she gonna do…it’s not like she’s educated, and she’s got that taste of fame she wants to bring back, and I like watching trainwrecks, so it all works out in the end, however, this comeback would have been better more naked, more damaged…I want more desperation dammit…

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2011

09

Sep

Sofia Vergara’s Titties for Vanity Fair of the Day

Sofia Vergara brought her old lady mom body I want to fuck cuz mom bodies aren’t usually made like this unless the mom is an immigrant who had to prostitute herself to go from working a sweatshop sewing room in Miami to winning Emmy Awards….especially when it is professional shot, with profession hair and make up and professional airbrush / photoshop artists, so that her old lady mom face looks full of life and vibrant and is print ready…and really who cares about face when bitch rocks tits like this….they’re like fucking frosted flakes…Great.

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2011

09

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was drinking wine spritzers all night cuz I’m a real man….a real man with the stomach flu in dire need of getting booze in my system as to not die from withdrawal symptoms….those shakes can make it hard to sleep.

I turned down attending an open bar fashion event and that depresses me…but then again so does everything in my life…

Now here is the Mourning Hangover Dump to start the day….

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Just a Regular Case of Horse Herpes
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Sweat and Glitter: The Girls of the North Coast Music Festival
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Well Hello Kelli Jo
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Paris Hilton Wants to Be a DJ Now
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We Love Girls In Football Jerseys
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