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2010

24

May

Kirsten Dunst is Scary in a Bikini of the Day

I spent the better part of a month thinking about stalking Kirsten Dunst when she was living in Montreal, the city I live in. Unfortunately, she is hardly relevant enough to get my lazy ass searching for her, so I didn’t bother. I heard some random funny rumors about her, like that her boyfriend is in his late 50s, that she was buying lots of drugs from a drug dealer I know, that she went to a club and got kicked out because she was sitting in a bottle service table, that she likes vegetarian food, and most importantly, that she is short, skinny, and unhealthy looking….like the kind of pussy you throw a quarter at on the street, even if it is your emergency quarter that your mom sewed into your pants for a phone call if you get mugged, cuz she’s just that hurting….I admit that I would have rather made my own opinion on her by hiding in her hotel closet, but I’ll take their word for it, and here she is in some shitty bikini pics.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Kirsten Dunst

2010

24

May

Elle Macpherson Spreads Her Ex-Model Mom Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Elle Macpherson that remind me of when I used to play “raid” with the hooker I used to “date”. I’d break into the shitty motel room in a cop costume, I’d pin her against the wall, I’d make her “spread em” and then I’d rape her, but it wasn’t really rape, because she was charging me and because my dick is so small it is hardly a weapon and even if I force myself on the bitch, it ends up a comical mess because they never knew dicks came that small and they get intrigued by how they don’t feel it inside them…but enough about me…there are pictures of Elle Macpherson from behind and despite being a mom and a retired model, she’s still got a place in my heart as being a woman I spent the summer of ’89 masturbating to.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Legs|Mom

2010

24

May

Charlotte Gainsbourg in a See Thru Bathing Suit of the Day

The nice thing about American Apparel is that the brand is created and run by a total fucking pervert, and as a total fucking pervert, part of me has to love and respect his ability to take his fetishes to the mainstream and make millions off the shit, when really he just wanted to see every single girl in the world wear a t-shirt make out of thin cotton with no bra so that he could see their nipples, and some how became an overpriced revolution….a revolution that has made going to the beach, the public pool, the mall, the movies, the night clubs a little more exciting than it used to be, because I know I’ll see at least one bitch in a see through or semi-see through shirt….

Here’s Charlotte Gainsbourg wearing what looks like an American Apparel bathing suit that didn’t really hold up when it got wet, because I can see her fucking bush….because American Apparel is made cheaper than a thai prostitute, but people pay crazy prices to be part of the craze and all I really have to say to this bitch is that we get that she’s french, obscure and thinks she’s an artist, but seriously, bush even on hipsters and hippies is too obvious and played out…I get that brazilians became mainstream and bush became trendy, but I know these pictures would be better if I could see lip, cuz pussy lip is my fetish, not that you care.

Here she is in another bathing suit – after making a costume change – cuz the other bathing suit was see thru

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Charlotte Gainsbourg|See Thru

2010

24

May

Ryan Seacrest is a Fucking Puppet of the Day

Ryan Seacret is a fucking clown who sold his soul to the entertainment industry because it makes him a lot of fucking money. He lets celebrities have their way with him, because he thinks it gets him in their good books, and makes them want to do his show, like the loser kid trying to fit in who let’s the football team shove boomsticks up their asses….

Here he is doing some good for us for a change, and that’s by making sure Katy Perry and her pig body wasn’t the one in the short shorts and bikini top, because everyone knows pigs aren’t supposed to wear short shorts and bikinis…everyone except Katy Perry because she’s confused and doesn’t know she’s a pig, but instead thinks she’s hot, and the whole thing is weird, any way you dice it.

Good Morning.

Posted in:Bikini Top|Puppet|Ryan Seacrest

2010

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out it was a long weekend this weekend…I wasn’t up to speed on nation holidays because I don’t work and everyday is a long weekend, but if I had known, I would have done a lot less computer time and a lot more looking for pussy on the streets, but I guess if I leave the house now I will catch the celebrating 9 to 5 idiots cuz they have 3 days off ahead of them, which to them is a great way to kick off the summer and so exciting and makes selling their soul to the man make total sense, maybe they have getaways or BBQs planned, and the whole thing is pretty fucking depressing if you ask me, which you didn’t, so here are my stepLINKS instead of my opinion


Man This is Getting Good, Kendra Now Has a Second Sextape and She’s Gettin All Lesbian in That Shit
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Then It Rains, It Pours. Guess Who Else Just Got Implants
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Because It’s Friday, Which Means the Start of a Sad, Lonely Weekend For You
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Elisha Cutberth’s Hottest Pics
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Who Doesn’t Love Liz Hurley’s Amazing Cleavage
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Death Metal Bands Explain Where Babies Come From
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a Nascar Wives and Girlfriends Hall of Fame Gallery
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The 20 Worst Boob Jobs
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UK Host Lizzie Cundy Pantyhose Upskirt
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Madonna Pretending to Be Half Her Age and Doing a Semi Okay Job
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Carlye Has Some Mirror Shots
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Lezzie Threesome With Toys
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Monkey About to Shit on Snookie in 3…2…1
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Paris Hilton is Drunker Than I Am
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Arggghhhhh My Balls Are Bleeding – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Self Shots
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Draya is the Type of Woman You Want, But Will Never Ever Have
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Fat Ass Snooki and JWoww Giant Tits Bikini Shots
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Mandy Sucks and Licks
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Who Invited Victoria Silvstedt To The AIDS Benefit Gala?
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Lindsay Lohan: No Your Honor, That is Not Cocaine in the Table, I Just like to keep Sweet and Low on Hand and Add It To My Coffee in Lines
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This Vikki Blows Compilation Kicks Ass
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Miranda Kerr is Tasty
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Elin Woods is Going for the Jugular, Holy Shit!! -> READ
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Mischa Barton At Some AIDS Benefit Thing Looking Like She Has AIDS
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Two Hot Sluts Are Finger Licking Good
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You Know I Admit It, Sometimes I Have a Thing For These Geeky, Hipster Slut Chicks
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Say Hello to The Taylor Twins
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A Pic Dump Is As Good a Way to End the Week
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Nina Dobrev Looking All Kinds Of Hot
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The 30 Greatest Moments In Star Wars Photoshopping
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Megan Fox Quit Because Michael Bay is ‘Abusive’
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Teen Likes to Pleasure Herself
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Kim Kardashian is the Photoshop Miracle of the Day
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Baby’s First Pop Rocks – VIDEO
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Big Tit Slut Gives a Web Show
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Janet Jackson is Looking Hot Lately
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Lizzie is Fine By Me
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

21

May

Ginger Spice Flashes Panties as she Struggles with her Skirt of the Day

Here are some shitty panty pictures of Ginger Spice…not that any panty picture of Ginger Spice is a good panty picture….I think we should just be happy she’s wearing panties…because as you know mothers generally have really mangled vaginas, the kind of shit you’d find in a Sci-Fi movie coming to eat your babies…it’s like she’s got Avatar in her fucking pants, only it didn’t make her a billion dollars, but it did make her a couple million, so I’m sure her whore self feels like accomplished…at least a lot more accomplished than the whores she left behind back when she was a nude model and stripper…..but I am posting them anyway…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|Panties|Upskirt

2010

21

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Sometimes real life is more interesting that the candy-coated bullshit life celebrities live….you know since people in real life actually get in trouble for breaking laws…and they don’t have high powered lawyers and PR people to spin the shit into something wholesome…making it a lot more laughs and giggles….

Here’s some funny shit from the news….

Cop allegedly gropes girl in apartment

Jersey Won’t Let Some Bitch Keep her Bioch License Plate

Lingerie store needs food permit to sell edible undies”

Woman Busted for Speeding Because She Was Late for Hair Appointment

AZ Teacher Arrested for Affair with Student cuz She’s Too Ugly to Get Someone Her Own Age….

Las Vegas Cop Arrested for Using Job to Get Dates

Swimwear: Flaunt Your Assets thanks to Good Day LA, The Most Ridiculous Morning Show for the Most Ridiculous City….

Dude Tries to Trade His Baby for Beer

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

21

May

Kate Hudson Whores Out on the Beach cuz She’s a Whore of the Day

Kate Hudson uses any excuse to whore out that she can find. I guess it has to do with her having serious daddy issues from never having a relationship with her biological father…that lead to her having a kid young with some older man, to dating Owen Wilson until he tried to kill himself, to fucking A-Rod after that dick had ventured into many other pussies, but so has her mom pussy, because she’s filling some void, that I assume is partially caused by being ripped open by a baby, but also cuz she never had a dad.

Either way, she’s horny, constantly lookin’ for cock, and here she is on the beach in some shitty new movie she’s filming that I can only assume has to do with getting married, cuz it is called “Something Borrowed”….that she can thank her mom for getting her into…and I’m not all that interested, sure her ass is good, but I don’t really think there’s much else to her, even if those rumors of fake tits are truth…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beach|Kate Hudson|Whore

2010

21

May

Some Pimp Premiere Brings out the UK Trash of the Day

There was some premiere for something called Pimp in the UK and I didn’t bother looking up what it was because I figure none of us really give a fuck, I just thought it was funny that all the tacky Glamour pussy whores you’d expect to be pornstars, strippers or dinner workers who somehow managed to make it into some weird subculture of garbage bitches in sex store outfits, took full advantage of an event called Pimp while they are clearly whores and made an appearance,

So here are some pig fake looking women named Sophie Reade, Bianca Gascoigne, Alicia Duvall and other whores who were in attendance…and not to make you jealous or anything, but reminds me of my typical Saturday night, cuz women like this are easy to buy even when you’re fucking poor and on a budget.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Glamour Models|Pimp Premiere|UK Trash

2010

21

May

Daniela Cannavaro Does the Shrek in a Bikini of the Day

This is some serious troll pussy….I figure she got a little too into the whole Shrek is making another movie shit and decided she’ll do everything in her power to look like the motherfucker cuz she’s such a serious fan…I really don’t understand this situation, but it is apparently a soccer player and his wife on the beach, only his wife isn’t hot groupie pussy, it’s some pig shit that you probably wouldn’t notice unless the bar was closing and you had a boner you needed to tend to but didn’t have the 50 dollars for street hooker pussy….I mean is this soccer player a queer frontin’, is this some faggot shit that ends with HIV, is he looking for someone who feels like his mother, or does this bitch have dirt on him that she can extort him with, or maybe it’s for citizenship, but I know there is no way this is by choice…cuz even if she has big tits, she has big everything else, broad as farm equipment and it scares me cuz in my fantasy world girls like this don’t exist…but you may like it and it is in a bikini…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Daniela Cannavaro

2010

21

May

Aly Michalka’s Fake Lookin’ Tits of the Day

This is not a Paris Hilton impersonator, this is Aly Michalka who probably wishes she was as famous as Paris Hilton, because otherwise she wouldn’t do her hair like her, or dress like her in tight dressesr that you can make out her vagina mound in or magic push-up bras that make small tits look fake…

She was some Disney contract star with her sister and she probably slept with all the same execs Miley Cyrus did on her quest for fame and acceptance at a young age that sucking dick makes dreams come true especially in the Magic Kingdom…..only she isn’t as famous as Miley Cyrus, but she is trying to show off some tit to get noticed and it’s a start that should be acknowledged….

We gotta give Disney credit for breeding some of the best whores in the industry…they get them at a young age, show them the ropes and we get to watch their decline….

Here she is with Ashley Tisdale cuz Ashley Tisdale is the default pussy you stand next to if you want to look better than you actually do cuz Ashley Tisdale is Ugly…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Aly Michalka|Tits

2010

21

May

Kate Plus 8 Bikini Pics of the Day

My idea of good TV is not seeing a bitch who has had 8 kids like a fucking stray dog in a bikini, cuz even stray dogs get saggy pussies and sloppy bodies and awkwardly big nipples after they’ve been forced into backyard breeding, and they are designed to have 8 kids at a time, while humans aren’t….so seeing Kate Gosselin, the lesbian who took fertility drugs to create her own village, and exploit her own village, because she had an idea for a TV show, and breeding was the only way to live out her dreams, in a bikini is pretty fucking disgusting, cuz even after months of Dancing with the Stars despite not being a star, her body looks like an abused mess, and I can only assume her pussy is worse, otherwise this opportunist would have released a sex tape by now, but instead keeps her junk underwraps…and I’m not sure why she’s with that Bill Clinton lookin’ motherfucer…but I am sure it isn’t sexual, since he doesn’t have a pussy, and I really don’t care about this pig or her show….or her bikini pcis…but I am posting them anyway.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Kate Gosselin|Kate Plus 8

2010

21

May

Lady Gaga Bird Faced and Tanning of the Day

I love these stalker pictures because it makes me feel like I am in on the perverted peeping tom, only I don’t get the thousands of dollars for getting the picture, I just get to look at them….not that I like looking at pictures of Lady Gaga ever, especially when they pretty much show nothing but Gaga’s weird weak-chinned, big-nosed, bird face, but she is covered up in a fucking t-shirt so that her shitty pasty skin doesn’t get a fucking burn or some shit and that is something worth celebrating, because I don’t want to see Gaga naked, I find her a monster with no sex appeal and I hate that she already pollutes our lives with her disgusting half naked body, so it’s nice to see that in her downtime, she knows shit is really fucking inappropriate and that no one really wants to see her disgustingness, while I thought she was fame-hungry enough to be fisting her ass and playing with her balls while clamping her sloppy tits to get noticed….but I guess she’s finally getting broken down by all the attention and is tired of living her lie, so it’s just a matter of time before she is forgotten which will end with her suicide…cuz she’s cliche and thinks that’s poetic and I’m happy about that, cuz I’m ready for Gaga to end.

Here are some pics of her getting off the boat I wish sank when she was on it – and she’s back in costume – living her lie – pantsless….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Tanning

2010

21

May

Sophie Turner’s Booty Can’t be Real of the Day

I don’t understand Sophie Turner, who she is, or what she does, but I do understand that she’s a typical whore, who claims to be a Lawyer in Australia, who I guess always had an interest in being a Galmor Model whore with fake tits….but I do understand that her booty can’t be real….asses just don’t look like that, maybe it’s the way she’s posing or some camera tricks, but I’m thinking she’s got some padding jacking her shit up, literally and despite hating these attention whore, plastic, fake, obvious pussy cuz I find it played out, dated and boring, I gotta support any ass that sticks out like a shelf….even if it is on nobody special….who has a long career of getting fucked by black dudes, probably athletes ahead of her….livin’ the American Dream.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Booty|Sophie Turner

2010

21

May

Mischa Barton is Scary as Fuck of the Day

Mischa Barton is a fucking wreck. Maybe this is the aftermath of being the second line pussy on some teen TV show that made getting more work impossible after the series fell apart. But I like to think it has to do with being eaten up by the media, leading to her drinking and popping pills to feel good about herself, eventually giving up on showering and caring about herself, leaving her a fat sloppy mess I’m just wating to see overdose, cuz it’s time for another Hollywood suicide…..and looking at her freaky fucking face in a wedding dress is scarier than her breakout role as the dead girl under the bed in the Sixth Sense you all wanted to fuck cuz she was at her hottest, perverts….I feel like we don’t need to do the Deathwatch anymore, she’s already dead on the inside, sure her heart is pumping but there’s no fucking soul behind these glassed over eyes, like a brain dead vegetable in the hospital and I say it is time to pull the fucking plug…..but on the positive side, she’s got pretty rockin’ tits in this wedding dress she’s modeling, reminding me that now is a good time to move in on her because she’s desperate, cuz she’s probably better to fuck than the old ladies I tried to recruit at the old folks home into putting me into her will, and I can only hope there’s at least one opportunist working his way into securing this Mischa Barton as his prime zombie bride, cuz girls who drug up themselves to make bad decisions are better than girls you have to drug to make bad decsions, because you can’t get arrested for the shit…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Mischa Barton|Scary