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2012

04

Jun

Gretchen Rossi in Her Bikini a Tao in Vegas of the Day

Gretchen Rossi is some useless weathered cunt from some Desperate Real Housewives shit that I refuse to watch because I think it was sent to us from the devil…

You see I hate women like that…I see them all the time….and they consistently disgust me….not cuz they are rich or married to rich guys…but because they are tacky fake tan trashy rich women who look like gutter fucking strippers…when I like my High Society to be sophisticated, classy, like fucking the Royal Family..

I like to get my gutter trash for 10 dollars a song, 60 dollars a blowjob and 100 dollars to fuck….not from snobby,bullshit, society pussy that thinks it is hotter than it is and more important than it is….that doesn’t work and just spends their husbands money. The worst kind of hooker.


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2012

04

Jun

Sam Faiers Flashes her Tits of the Day

The TOWIE is some bullshit show from the UK that is officially called The Only Way is Essex…..and since I am not from the UK…I just have their queen on my money..in theory….but unfortunately for me…I don’t have money….so I really have no ties with the motherfuckers…but I do have ties with all bottom feeding attention seeking trash who pull their tits out of their shirts or bikinis to get a little attention…so here is one of the cows from that show – udders out.


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Posted in:NSFW|Sam Faiers

2012

04

Jun

Mel B’s Ridiculous Post Baby Body of the Day

Scary Spice has got herself a pretty scary fucking post pregnancy body….but in her defence….at least she’s not fucking fat…I mean sure she looks a bit like a dude…but she’s got some jacked up fake titties….and shit kinda balances out her insanely broad shoulders…all muscular in a post baby…..with her third baby daddy…cuz one dad for all her kids is not black enough…or something….

Here is the video….

Here are some pics she posted of her cleavage on a private jet…

Posted in:Mel B|Melanie Brown|Scary Spice

2012

04

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Preview Pic of the Day

This is a picture TMZ posted of Lohan as Liz Taylor for some made for TV, Hallmark Channel, bullshit movie no one will see, but that everyone is making a big deal about, cuz Lohan can’ act and more importantly cuz Liz Taylor is dead….but I don’t think this is some high budget shit…I’ve seen biopics of random people staring way worse than Lohan….who gives a fuck.

The only funny thing in all this is that Lohan is in Canada, but more importantly that’s she’s researching the breakout role hard…and here is the proof Lohan has been doing all the research she can for the role….you know by reading Liz Taylor’s twitter feed she likely didn’t even write….

That said, Lohan is amazing…


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

04

Jun

Busy Philipps’ Fat Back in a Bikini of the Day

Busy Philipps is digusting…I mean you have eyes…you can see this fat as fuck back for yourself……all broad and untoned…ready to jump on your cock because it doesn’t turn down any cock….only for you to not turn it down…cuz you don’t turn down any back…especially not one that made itself famous to compensate for its disgusting….

She’s on vacation with Scarlett Johansson….who is also an overrated slob…likely using this monster to make herself look hot.


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2012

04

Jun

Michelle Hunziker Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Hunziker is a very hot mom….who likes to get into a bikini and show the world who doesn’t know who she is…her awesome tight mom body that should encourage more bitches to get knocked up at 18….because you can assume the body bounces back a lot better until looking closely at the cast of Teen Moms, your wife and mother of your kids or Jamie Lynn Spears….reminding us that Michelle Hunziker…whoever the fuck this always in a bikini bitch is…is not the norm…..also reminding us that just cuz her ass is fit…doesn’t mean her mom vagina is too…..


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2012

04

Jun

Miley Cyrus Assin Your Face of the Day

If you look close enough, you can see her maxi pad. Not that any girls weear Maxi Pads…they are either into tampons or menstrual cups…all hippie and disgusting…using their periods to fertilize their organic gardens…in some hairy pussy and not in a good way….kind of way….

But I am old, and memories of seeing girls in tight pants wearing maxi pads….are almost erotic to me…not cuz I like periods for sex even if it is constant lubrication…and really only like periods for the “We’re not pregnant”….but because girls were less slutty and I was leess desesnsitized….capabale of getting off to hard nipples and a little camel toe…but now I can’t get off to anything. The internet has ruined the simple pleasures…

Simple pleasures Miley Cyrus is bringing back…young tight body…in little tight shorts….can save me….I believe.


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2012

04

Jun

Kim Kardashian and Family Slaugher a Notorious B.I.G. Song in Bikinis of the Day

Have you ever gone to a wedding for the open bar…or really any event for that matter for the open bar…and the motherfuckers think it is a good idea to play some shit quality self produced video they find so funny because they made it…and thus assume everyone will love it because they love it….even though it just pisses everyone off cuz all we really care about is the open bar…the reason we agreed to go to the shit event in the first place…

Well the self involved Kardashian family have decided to do a fun little bikini clad video in the Domincan Republic for all their fans….a video that is offensive to anyone who likes Biggy…and annoying to anyone who likes watching quality original videos and not shitty viral video template options….

Sure Kim Kardashian pops her booty in this shit….but Kim Kardashian is 30 …sloppy….and fucks black dudes…..which to me means she doesn’t fucking exist…

This is the worst…we should murder them in a modern day snuff film like we were that pussy Luka Magnotta, for putting this smut out there….except the young teen sisters…their bodies are good no matter how evil their parents and family are…we need to keep them around…if anything we need to save them from these monsters.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

04

Jun

Fat Mila Kunis Gets Heckled of the Day

Unfortunately…I saw the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie Awards…that were as interesting as an hour long commercial for every movie made last year targeted at 16 year olds could be. Russell Brand wasn’t funny….if anything he was annoying and people in the audience…even the people paid to be in the audience didn’t even laugh as his miserable jokes…

The highlight of the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie awards….were when Mila Kunis walked out, someone yelled at her, probably that she looks fucking fat as shit, all bloated as fuck….only to have Marky Mark and the funky bunch, who thinks he is a tough guy cuz he trains for shitty movies where he plays a boxer….to step up and threaten him….in what was not even dramatic enough to be interesting, unless you are like me, and wish you had he opportunity to heckle Mila Kunis…ideally with my genitals and her mouth…cuz fat or not…I’d still celebrate National Donut Day, 3 days late, only clit.

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

04

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am pretty bummed that the “Bath Salts” drug that turns you into a zombie is not actually bath salts….so here I am smoking this over the counter bath salt shit my wife got for her birthday….and I’m not turning into a fucking zombie…not that I want to be a zombie….but I have to be a zombie to go down on the bitch….cuz her vagina smells like death….and looks like death too…but I try not to dig that deep into her obesity to deal with that shit….

Here’s some morning links..

Call Me Crazy But I Don’t Think a Spray Tan is Supposed to Be Blue – VIDEO
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Lauren Tannehill Star Rising with Reported Maxim Photo Shoot
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Free Cam Shows, Oh Happy Day
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Two Headed Turtle, WTF – VIDEO
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Charlie Sheen Is Totally On The Bad Shit Again
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Mila Kunis Didn’t Lose That Weight Yet
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19 Year Old Hottie Makes a Video for Her Boyrfriend
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30 Must-See Pictures of Charlize Theron
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

03

Jun

Eniko Mihalik in Lace for Vogue Spain May 2012 of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is in the May issue of Vogue Spain wearing nothing but some lace….unfortunately…her idea of lazy is more of the table cloth variety your grandma used as a table cloth and not the lace your whore wore….but the good news is both are good to ejaculate on…

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2012

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

All this cannibalism shit that’s going on lately is making it very hard to invite girls…both drunk, high or sober…..back to my place to smoke bath salts and film videos for the internet…..these murdering freaks are making girls…even hooker….scared of having a good times….crazies ruin all our fun…

Here are some links….

Madonna is Fucking Disgusting of the Day
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Football Wife Lauren Tannehill’s Hot Pics
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Taylor Momsen Grabbing Titties for FHM Czech
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Turf Dancing in the Rain
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I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes
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Gallery: 20 Pause-Worthy “Got Milk?” Ads
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2012 Miss USA Preliminary Bikini Competition
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So Green Latern is Gay Now Apparently
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HOllywood Sluts Brawl Out
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Gotta Love a Slut and Her Vibrator
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday Night
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Brian McKnight is Singing About Anal Now – VIDEO
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25 Stanley Cup-Worthy Hockey Hotties
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Squirter on the Fucking Machine
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Hologram Lingerie? Sure! Why Not?
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Nicole Kidman Topless from Hemingway & Gellhorn
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This Slut is Flashing People While She Shops!
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Charlize Theron See-Thru to Black Bra
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Here’s the New Model Adam Levine is Dating
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know How Glass Works
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You’ll Wanna Be All Over Bethanny
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Say Hello to Daria
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Carol Seleme is a Brazilian Hottie
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Ashli Orion and Francesca Le Get It On
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Guys Want To Sleep With Drunk, Stupid, Women – Science!
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Hotness
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Shocker! Georgia Salpa’s Sisters Emma Jane & Holly Are Also Hot
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Really Big Teen Tits
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Zoe Saldana is Still Hot
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Green Lantern is Gay
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25 Hockey WHores
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Dog Looks Both Ways Before Crossing the Street
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Kendall Jennner and Her Sister in a Bikini….
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Funny Commercials Compilation
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25 Crazy Stadiums
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Mary Kate and Ashley Looking Happy and Not So Medicated
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Madonnna In Concert in Israel is Digusting
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Some Bitch Named Tonii Garrn in a Hot Vogue Photoshoot
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Holly Peers Topless 360
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Girl Caught Masturbating on Camera
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Random Porn Videos Masturbated to
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

01

Jun

Miss USA 2012 Swimsuit Ready Abs for National Donut DAy of the Day

It is National DOnut Day…..

The last thing you fat american trash neeed is a National Donut Day….you need a “National Jog 5 Miles 3 times a week and eat vegetables and fruit instead of fast food 6-12 months”…until your fat, disgusting, fast food eating, trans fat sucking, high fructose corn syrup, sodium addicted, cellulite ridden size XXL ass turns into a fucking athlete.

It is a marketing hook for the billion dollar corporations killing you and your kids….and you all get sucked in like crack addicts…

You’re better off smoking bath salts and eating each other…

Either way, Miss Connecticut USA, Miss Iowa USA, Miss New York USA and Miss Washington USA demonstrate their favorite ab workouts to show how they get in shape for the Swimsuit Competition.

Now here is Preliminary Swimsuit Competition….representing your nation….one state at a time….not obese like the rest of you…and in bikinis…..

Alabama – Maine

Maryland – New Hampshire

New Jersey – Rhode Island

South Carolina – Wyoming

Posted in:Miss USA 2012|Videos

2012

01

Jun

Kate Moss Topless Outtake for Terry Richardson of the Day

Kate Moss has been getting naked for fashion….and even for fun….when on vacation on yachts…or when having unprotected sex with needle sharing rockstars…for a long fucking time…and I’ve been admiring from cuz I am a creep and because I find her hot….

I like her so much that I even did a 38th Birthday Nipple Retrospective …..

Making this Terry Richardson topless outtake barely interesting considering what she’s done in the past…but still topless enough for me to stare at for a couple hours when I have nothing else going on….

Posted in:Kate Moss

2012

01

Jun

Kim Kardashian Fat Titty Outtakes from Esquire of the Day

The only interesting thing about these outtake pics of Kim Kardashian for some magazine….is seeing just how photoshopped she is….you know pretty decent looking, curvy with big titties and a decent enough face on the final version of the pic…the one they put to press….

While actually looking like she’s fucking Snooki, a fat, hairy, troll of a woman, who should be digging tunnels under trees in her magical forest, instead of being in magazines….and I guess I find the lie kinda funny….Sloppy and disgusting…looking glittery and erotic…all cuz of technology….the same technology that should make a crazed fan off her in video like he was that gay pornstar….you know cuz someone needs to put an end to her…

Here’s another pic she posted to instagram…..photoshopped to shit…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian