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2019

09

Dec

Sarah Hyland Ugly Basic White Girl Bikini Pic of the Day

Sarah Hyland is out here bragging in her bikini top…not about her mini tits… (be sure to buy your minuture cinderblocks cuz they are cool )

She’s out here bragging that she’s landed a dude and that she’s getting married and that the whole thing is so exciting…a dream come true…where she gets to be that Disney Princess romance…despite the dude marrying her being gay and only in it cuz she’s a famous girl on TV…rolling the dice on inheriting her money cuz she’s already had 2 Kidney Transplants…what’s giving her a few years to make her feel normal before she expires….cuz that money will go a long way in the GAY SCENE…

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2019

09

Dec

Jojo’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Jojo posted up this BOLD underwear or bathing suit, I’m not quite sure what this outfit is, maybe a leotard? or a SPANX to keep her sucked in, but I’m seeing a full ass shot in the mirror and that’s all that really matters….

Jojo loves to post these BOLD underwear or bathing suit…sexualized pics of herself, despite her fan base being 90 percent gay dudes, at least the people who go to her concerts….while I guess there’s a large percentage of her audience that are perverts who remember her from her past…as past where she probably was sexualized by everyone involved, it was a different era, not too long ago, but these people weren’t held accountable for their creepy behavior towards young women…which I guess taught her lessons in marketing and in what men want because she consistently brings it…if this is bringing it..I think it’s bringing it…even if I think a career in porn would have been really bringing it the way she was manipulated into being very capable of doing…but instead she does whatever it is she does…which involves this.

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2019

09

Dec

Katie Stevens in a Bikini of the Day

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I just assumed that Katie Stevens was Rachel Steven’s sister and I had flashbacks of the early 2000s when S-Club 7 came out and helped make Simon Fuller, the producer behind every reality show on TV, like America’s Got Talent, Dancing with the Stars and American Idol, richer than he already was, or that he was going to become….

Because Rachel Stevens was hot….this one is not…it was going to be an UGLY SISTER CHECK…..but now it’s not…

This one is of Portuguese decent, so instead of following her Portuguese lineage to become a fisherman, she’s become a singer and songwriter and musician and actress that you’ve never heard of….but she’s in a bikini…so that’s that….

The weirdest tribute to S-Club 7 – Rachel Stevens – The Hot One – Ever…

Check out the fat hanging over her bikini..

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2019

09

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger’s Trans Vagina of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Nicole Scherzinger is a tranny for the last 20 years Nicole Scherzinger has been doing her slutty stripper dances that went viral and mainstream with the Pussycat Dolls….cuz she’s old..

I’ve always felt it makes more sense for a trans to be in stripper work because of the no period thing, and the whole men are better hustlers for the most part, at least if you were to look at all the biggest business successes over the last forever, it’s 90 percent male controlled.

I always feel it’s a nice twist of fate when the stripper turns out to be trans, because lets face it, lots of female strippers are hard faced from the hard life anyway, plus under that black light you cant even tell…

It’s like she’s “over the top” sexualizing herself, out to prove something, in a way only someone trying to convince you that she doesn’t have a dick…it’s a hustle and I guess it works if your TUCK GAME is strong enough.

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2019

09

Dec

Eiza Gonzalez in a Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican actress and singer. She gained popularity for her debut role as Lola Valente in the Mexican musical telenovela Lola, érase una vez…

Despite being part Mexican, I don’t know shit about Mexico, I was pulled from the orphanage at a young age after my mom died of Gay Cancer…despite not being gay, she fucked dirty motherfuckers who paid her…we all gotta make a living…

I assume that since we know of Eiza Gonzalez, she’s not like most Mexicans trying to crawl through tunnels to traffic drugs in your country, but rather some rich kid who can afford to buy her way into America…

Here she is back in Mexico, this time as a tourist in TULUM…because she’s so committed to the LA life, that she goes to their vacation spots, even in her native country to be a bikini clad cunt for the paparazzi…and she’s hot.

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2019

09

Dec

Lorena Rae in a Bikini of the Day

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Lorena Rae is some German model who is 25 years old…and who is best known for walking the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2018, their last fashion show, which would be a historical moment if anyone actually gave a fuck that the mall brand isn’t running an infomercial on network television during prime time, when we’d rather be watching a prime time gameshow, Dateline or one of the Law and Order variations…because the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, hyping up some bullshit made in china shit, and making it seem like something more important or high concept than it is, because they make THAT much money off idiot mall shoppers…annoys everyone…

It’s too bad for this Lorena Rae girl, because I bet when she booked their VS Fashion show, she thought “THIS IS IT, I’LL GET CAST AS AN ANGEL NEXT”….only for the world to remind VS that they suck, and not cuz they don’t use trannies or fat chicks, or because they financed EPSTEIN…but because their shit is boring.

So in a lot of ways, her having the VS fashion show in 2018 cancelled, and the brand collapsing is pretty fucking funny because you know how hyped this on the beach sugar baby fake model who books real campaigns was…I love broken dreams or when winning becomes losing..

Never forget that as a German girl…her grandparents were Nazis…

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She was in a see through dress….

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2019

09

Dec

Kira Kosarin Cultural Appropriation of the Day

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Nothing hotter than that weird flab of back fat or is that side fat as this bold and dangerous…wild Kira Kosarin performs in some Arabic outfit because she’s not scared of the social justice warriors and their accusations of cultural appropriation…

I don’t know who this bitch is, but I can assure you that’s she’s not a fucking GYPSY…or an Aladin Arabic princess…

She is however a Disney Kid, and thus something you like to see in costume, despite being in her 20s now.

Garbage…but I know you like Cosplay shit..

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2019

09

Dec

On the Third Day of STEPXMAS – Top 10 Mini Women for Mini Materials of the Day

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It’s the THIRD DAY OF STEPXMAS…where we give you IDEAS of AWESOME and AMAZING GIFTS….set against some pervert shit, like the Top 10 Midget infleuncers, cuz we are perverts…and no one can take that from us.

Today we bring you, Mini Materials, the worlds leader in manufacturing MINI construction materials like cinder blocks, red bricks, pallets and lumber – using the same materials as the full size counterparts like real cement, wood and nails. The best part about our friends over at Mini Materials is they make everything in house in the USA. No cheap china shit here!! This is real American craftsmanship man!

You can get a pallet of 24 mini cinderblocks for just $20! These make a great gift for someone who is already involved in the miniature world, someone who works on their train set and NEEDS a constriction site addition – but these Mini Cinderblocks also make great gifts for ANYONE. Great to have in an office as a fidget toy on your desk, use as a teaching tool for your kids, or start building your dream home, just in a smaller size.

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If you have someone on your list to buy for the holidays, who works in trades or does contracting or home improvements on the side, a pack of these will make the perfect unique gift!

So head over to MINI Materials now and get your 24 Pack of MINI Cinderblocks on a pallet, while you’re there check out the rest of their collection!

And here are the top 10 MINI women to celebrate all things MINI!

1 – Elena Gant

2 – Asta Young

3 – Karina Lemos

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8 – Tonya Banks

9 – Life of Wende

10 – Christy McGinty

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2019

09

Dec

Kate Moss Titties on the Beach of the Day

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Kate Moss is a fucking legend, who I guess either has taken on eating, or given up the chain smoking and cocaine that gave her a lot of her success back in the late 80s and early 90s, where she was the face of “HEROIN CHIC”…and where she created a fucking legendary presence as a legend…that I will forever be a fan of. She’s hot, she’s cool, she’s rich, she’s had an interesting life, she’s fucked a lot of interesting people, and now she’s old….menopausal yet bustier than ever….which I guess you’d expect if you’ve ever jacked off to granny porn.

Unfortunately, she’s now old…but I guess in her case that’s better than being dead, because she can still bring those now bigger tits to the beaches of Miami…for Art Basel…and for you…this beautiful XMAS season…

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2019

09

Dec

Kim Garner Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Kim Garner is hotter than she gets credit for…not that she gets credit for anything..no one gives a fuck about Kim Garner…but since she started popping up in the paparazzi thanks to getting on a UK Reality Show, I consistently felt that she was hot bodied and deserved some credibility or hype, but every time I posted her…no one cared…here’s this half naked blonde babe with a rocking body in paparazzi bikini pics…and you motherfuckers don’t give a shit…that blows my mind because I am from the school of thought that any girl in a bikini is worth looking at, or getting excited about, and girls with far less TV time, who haven’t been on reality TV, who haven’t travelled internationally, who only exist on photoshopped IG pics do more than this girl who legit has this body…and that’s tragic…just proof that there is no rhyme or reason to why one specific slut resonates with people while other sluts need to turn to porn or high class escorting to get by…

The world is weird…and Kim Garner’s got a hot as…

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