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2011

26

Aug

Vanessa Pudgens Dyking Out of the Day

If you’re into chubby dykes….or more importantly if you’re into hot young girls who were dating a gay guy and in turn took nude pics of herself for the internet to get some male attention, only to have taken those pics at 17, knowing the internet couldn’t post them cuz they were illegal to view and that she’s not worth getting arrested for…even though I just think that’s a line cuz she’d be guilty of producing kiddie porn…who cut off their hair and turn into chubby dykes….then these pics are for you….Vanessa Hudgens dyked out in a stupid hat and not very revealing outfit…Sucks…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgen

2011

26

Aug

Katherine Heigl Lesbian Lumber Jack of the Day

I think I see her cock…which is weird for such a cunt….maybe it’s just a huge clit…who cares…she’s disgusting…

Posted in:Katherine Heigl

2011

26

Aug

Ashley Tisdale’s Amazing Face as the Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

Turns out that when Ashley Tisdale blocks her tight body she’s invested a lot of time into…her ugly face comes back in full effect. It’s like her tight body she’s invested a lot of time into is some kind of filter, similar to beer goggles, or black lights in the stripclub that makes me ignore how mutated and accidented it looks…it’s like covering her body brings out the truth….and here is the picture proof….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

26

Aug

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Continues of the Day

I think my biological clock is ticking, maybe my last half retarded sperm is dying of cancer and telling the rest of me I’m almost officially infertile, because the last few weeks, I’ve been really wanting to fuck a pregnant chick….but not a pregnant chick of my own…since I don’t think girls will ever let me get them pregnant…I’m one of those guys who is the reason abortions were invented…but a pregnant chick who is pregnant with another dude’s baby….maybe it’s the challenge, cuz pregnant chicks generally don’t cheat on their husbands, or maybe I just like illegit children and the slutty mothers who make them…

Making Hilary Duff pretty desirable….even though she has a foreign object growing inside her….and she’s not even in revealing or tight clothes…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

26

Aug

January Jones Illegitimate Baby Does in Uterus Yoga of the Day

I don’t remember a time before January Jones was pregnant…mainly because she was relatively insignificant….except maybe for this GQ LINGERIE PHOTOSHOOT….because I didn’t watch Mad Men….so she was virtually unknown to me…I didn’t even find her that hot when I did see pics of her…but like any bitch who gets knocked up and decides to keep the baby, even though she’ll be raising it without a father, I can’t get enough of her…I guess I’m just drawn to broken homes, white trash, kids with no fathers, because I am the drunken stepfather after all….

Posted in:January Jones

2011

26

Aug

Alec Baldwin and His Young Vagina to Inspire You of the Day

Alec Baldwin and me are pretty much best friends…he even hits me up on twitter…for all to see…cuz he’s not ashamed of me like everyone else I know is….

I mean tweeting someone once makes you best friends right? Either way, I figure I might as well post pics of his 27 year old girlfriend, because I like to celebrate young girls and the hope they bring to people in shitty relationships….cuz you can jerk off to them, and when your shitty relationship ends, you can fuck them….cuz for some reason….even if you are moderately successful and not even a celebrity…there there will always be a young girl who will let you stick your dick inside her while pissing off the whore who dumped you….as she grows old and disgusting…

So lets celebrate Alec Baldwin, my friendship with him that doesn’t exist, and most importantly, his young pussy…cuz young pussy inspires….

Posted in:Alec Baldwin

2011

26

Aug

Top Nose Picking Fetish Youtube Videos of the Day

Yesterday I posted The Top Spitting Fetish Videos on Youtube ….and it was a huge success, so huge that no one liked it on facebook or commented on it, so I decided to keep the whole thing going…because I like the idea of people getting off to some of the weirdest shit ever…So this nose picking one’s a stretch…but for the sake of the joke no one will read…it works….

Here are the top videos I found, there’s probably better ones out there, cuz I am posting the first 5 I found….

This one’s just ridiculous….I mean nose picking at it’s finest….

Some Cam chick….who looks too much like Paris Hilton…

This is the kind of girl you’d expect to find with a wall of snot next to her bed….

The Classic – in the car cuz you don’t think anyone is around you….but that you’re in your own world…

Just Some Friends Picking Noses Together…

Posted in:stepFET|stepLIST

2011

26

Aug

Lake Bell Shows Some Skin at the Good Old Fashioned Orgy Premiere of the Day

Here’s typical movie I probably should have written if I knew how to write about some 30 year olds who are losing their summer house and decide to throw a Labor Day orgy….decent idea for a movie, even though the trailer looks pretty dump….

I have a group of friends who are into the whole orgy thing, I haven’t been to one, but it is a total lifestyle. Everytime they leave the house, they are recruiting. When they are on Facebook, they are recruiting. It’s just constant massaging of women….cuz a key element in an orgy is having more than one chick…so you have to really focus to make it happen cuz girls are so quick to say no to anything sexual and you don’t want them to just blow it off cuz then she’s lost and without her the dick to pussy ratio is all out of balance…..if you know what I mean…


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Posted in:Lake Bell

2011

26

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Last night, I decided to go out and do some investigative journalism. I decided to see how many drinks it would take me to get ridiculous and take off all my clothes….apparently…it took none….not that I actually did that, but I did try to get girls to, and it didn’t work….I also did an informal survey to see how many girls masturbate to porn and I was surprised to find out they all did…meaning if you are capable of picking up girls under 25 who grew up on the internet, expect the generic, yet effective porn sex….making this post not as much of a waste of time to read as I expected it to be..so here’s some actual news clips…

DMX Arrested for Reckless Driving


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Man beaten while taking son to school
A man driving his 10-year-old son to school was attacked and beaten when he got out his car, the victim of apparent road rage, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.


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Man Regains Hearing After Earthquake
The earthquake in Washington D.C. cured a man’s hearing.


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