I just like to remind people that this tranny looking bitch with fat tits, cuz she’s fat and a plastic face, cuz she’s tacky and looks like a stripper, launched her career with some trust fund money, that bought a camera, that she used to film a sex tape with a black man, and instead of it tainting her and damaging her rep, the team of expert PR people and Ryan Seacrest, turned it around into something that made her 100,000,000 dollars….all for nothing.
You all know this, why bother repeating myself, she’s fat, squeezed into a tight dress to look less obese and lazy, even though everything about her is lazy, hack, bullshit…
People are fucking idiots and I love it….seriously, the world would be really fucking boring if we didn’t have people offering women sex as a form of payment for debt, or using your kids to keep you out of trouble, but in turn getting you in more trouble, even though they are your kids and you should be allowed to use them however you want, or people leaving a trail as stupid as beer cans to get caught for stupidy….I love it….without it….this horrible life would be harder to laugh at, even though I don’t laugh….
Here’s the news…
Broncos DE Uses By Week To Get Arrested
Denver Broncos DE Ryan McBean was arrested for a felony stalking charge after offering an ex-girlfriend to forgive a debt for sex.
Drunk Guy Uses 9-Year-Old Daughter As Designated Driver
I want to start a new feature here, but I’ve got a feeling it’s just gonna be a one time deal, but I guess only time will tell, even though my procrastination and inconsistency, and ability to never follow through seem to be pretty good indicators that it’s never coming back, so take it in, love it and live it, called AWKWARD CLEAVAGE ….
I have no idea who this woman is….and I actually mean that…because I feel saying “I have no idea who this is” is an overused blog expression that people need to stop using so liberally cuz it takes away from it when it’s reality…
She’s at an Eva Longoria event, and either she’s got a bra doing some weirdness to her tits, or she’s just got weird tits, whether they are real or not, they are fascinating to look at in confustion…
And that concludes the new, possibly last AWKWARD CLEAVAGE feature…
I have something in common with this homeless dude other than our finances….we both blame Jennifer Aniston for all that is wrong in the world….even if she’s not directly involved in all that is wrong in the world…because she’s clearly the fucking devil…otherwise someone would have knocked her up by now…but instead they run when they realize there’s more to her than a tight body and a set of fucking tits….used to hypnotize us and divert us from the fact that she’s just out for herself, self involved, high maintenance cunt…at least that’s what I’m assuming..
I have no idea what bitch did to this dude, but I hope it ends in stalking, maybe even some revenge that leads to her naked pictures/videos or even her abduction cuz not enough celebs get abducted….
Here are some pictures of Jennifer Aniston Ruining the world with her tight old body and titties I want to suck at some Elle Women in Hollywood bullshit….
That’s not to say that shit is boring…in fact a lot of times it is highly exciting…not knowing whether it will be loose, wet, or even painful….blood streaked or smooth sailing….burning or seamless….it is just an expression to represent how much this bitch sucks at turning me on…in fact…it angers me in a huge way when these entitled cunts walk around not flashing their tits and ass like they are respectable human beings and not the whores to the media and to the public and to the execs that they are….they are just well paid, further proof that a lot goes on behind the scenes that we deserve a piece of since we’re the fucking audience….this kind of mormon, religious outfit doesn’t fucking cut it for me…I’m gonna take my male attention to a sluttier celeb….and until Bilson does her part in her career for the people…she’s dead to me.
Doutzen Kroes is a bikini and lingerie model…which to me means that whenever pictures of her are taken…she’s in a bikini and lingerie modeling…not this bullshit acting a fool shit she’s released…distracting us from the fact that she’s a bikini and lingerie model…see cuz when she’s in a bikini , in lingerie…..I find it hard to stay interested in this shit….seriously…I think I need a nap.
Here are some videos on youtube that people have probably jerked off to…they are of girls applying sun tan lotion….because youtube is a place to visit to jerk off where you can find anything for your weird fetishes, you just wont find actual porn, cuz naked women are wrong and we prefer people getting off to things that aren’t meant to be sexual….
Fuck amateur comedy night….I got dragged to a comedy event where a bunch of amateurs were testing out open mic practicing their funny…and as someone who doesn’t laugh ever…it was pretty tedious….so tedious I drank the laugless tears away….and figured I shoulda been a heckler…because that’s the way I like entertaining myself…but I was too lazy…thanks obesity.