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2011

16

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS would be gay if it fucked news of the same gender. I don’t know what that means…but I know that shit’s not gay at all…it’s real life motherfuckers, embrace it….

Even though the real news that is making me laugh are these pictures from Vancouver’s Hockey Riot, I mean shit some of these looting fans are fucking idiots letting the press take pictures of them clearly breaking the law, it’s like motherfuckers should have just arrested themselves, which brings up a very important point, if you loot, wear a mask…

That said, here’s the rest of the stepNEWS to start your day at noon cuz you’re as lazy as me….

Man Files Lawsuit For Manicure Charge
A Maryland man who was charged $1 more for a manicure than women has filed a lawsuit for $200,000 claiming sex discrimination.

Spanx for men hit the market – How Humiliating…
Spanx is a $350 million business built on shapewear that makes you look slimmer. Now the woman behind this new girdle empire is targeting men.

Man Billed After Trapped in Elevator
Mahmoud Dweib and his 4-year-old son went to Methodist Hospital in the Medical Center to see his newborn son back in Aug. 6, 2010.

Man Cusses Out FOX 26 News Crew

Cap Metro Releases Video of Assault
On Wednesday Capital Metro released surveillance video of an assault on one of its drivers.

Weiner Stripper Speaks Out – Cuz Porn Bitches Need Publicity when it hits Too….
A former porn actress and stripper says New York Rep. Anthony Weiner asked her to lie about their online communications. Ginger Lee spoke at a news conference Wednesday in Manhattan with celebrity attorney Gloria Allred.

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2011

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the better part of the day being black…That’s not to sound racist…I was just cruising the streets with a friend with no where to really go…we thought about yelling at people, mainly random girls tanning in the park…but decided to drive another friend’s car to the dealership cuz the lease was up and today was return day….The dude had just spent 1000 dollars fixing all the body work and all that…and stupidly let me in it….I drove into a parked car…fucked up his shit and drove away cuz I don’t have a license…I like to blame him for letting me behind the wheel or maybe it’s just his bad Karma for being an asshole…cuz it’s not my problem…if anything it’s my entertainment…

Here are my stepLINKS

Whore Crystal Harris’ Publicity Stunt Break-Up now has a July Playboy Cover calling her Crystal Hefner to Add to the Publicty Stunt….
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LeAnn Rimes Sextape Stills With No Sex in It….
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World’s Fastest Game of Hide and Seek
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Gotta Love These Sluts
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The 15 Hottest Girls From ABC Family Shows
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Heidi Klum TItty From the Side
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How About Kim KArdashian’s Wedding Registry Publicity Stunt
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Ilary Blasi Fishing For Crabs In Her Cunt
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Webcam Sluts For Free Is Always Worth The Price….
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Sean Bean Got Stabbed Over This Blonde Cunt
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Free Cam Shows From Me To You
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Slutty MILF with a Dildo
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011 College Football Top 25: The Sexiest Coeds of the Top Teams
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Tamara Ecclestone Panty Upskirt
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George Clooney is Still Banging Elisabetta Canalis
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Some Demi Lovato, Just Because
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Snooki is an Idiot But In Case You Need More Proof of That Here It Is
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Kendra Wilkinsin Class Act as Always
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LeAnn Rimes Sex Tape Doesn’t Have Any Sex In It and Is Totally Dull But Here It Is Anyways
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Buff Bodies Brunette
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Dumb Fucking Blonde Takes a Photo LOL
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Check Out Christina James
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Nicole Scherzinger Gallery
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Basketball Wives Fight! Yes!
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Carly and Paris Get It On
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Hockey Hotties Topless In Body Paint To Support Their Team
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Some Drew Barrymore Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Sammie Likes Getting Her Ass Licked
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Hipster Girl WTF Are You Wearing?
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And More Nicole Scherzinger
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Cute Teen Gets Naked
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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God Damn Christie Brinkley is Lookin Hot
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Who Doesn’t Love a Sexy Blonde
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A Little Bit of Blake Lively
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Selena Gomez is Sexy
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica Alba Throwback Bikini Amazingness
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Nipple Brought To You By Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Fuckable In Lingerie
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Lady Gaga Is A Fucking Insecure Idiot
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Yup, I’d Still Take Snooki Up The Shitter
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – This Dancing Bear Porn Party is Hysterical
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

15

Jun

LeAnn Rimes 2008 Sex Tape with no Sex Leak of the Day

In the event you were wondering….LeAnn Rimes is a whore today….you know with implants, what looks like a crackwhore body, or maybe a crank whore body…all because she played the wholesome country girl act for her entire career. Her fans with middle Americans…you know those good Christian folks who do good deeds for the neighbors, attend community BBQs and all that other small town shit…so she had to repress her pussy that was burning to get fucked…hell she even married a gay guy cuz it was the right thing to do for her career…a guy she never fucked….and who led her to fuck some other bitch’s husband….who she hasn’t stopped fucking…in some horny bunny from years of repression on all fronts kinda way…

So when I heard about this sex tape her ex husband, the gay one, shot being found in a rental truck….I knew there would be no fucking in it….

Apparently there are ten 15 second videos shot by the gay guy….of her changing for some court case….where she’s full of cellulite, cuz when you’re sexually repressed you eat lots of ice cream….and the weirdest of the shit is her gay husband is taklking to her in a baby voice…cuz that’s what happens when you’re a repressed homosexual who doesn’t embrace the cock…but you know all about that…

Here are some of the screen shots…the thong shots haven’t been released yet cuz homie is waiting to get paid…

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

15

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio in a One Piece of the Day

As much as I prefer a bitch naked, I still have love for a one-piece….not only does it cover the disgusting stretchmarks a bitch is packing from pregnancy, cuz no matter how skinny a bitch gets, that damage is hard to buff out, but also the over the shoulder design, makes the shit ride pussy hard…It’s far more camel toe friendly than it’s younger bathing suit cousin the bikini…even if the bitch is an adult and in the one-piece, the she is usually a mom or or grandma, or someone who’s camel toe you’d rather avoid cuz it’s got the same battle wounds the bitch is trying to cover up, unless you’re like me and always down for a good vagina package no matter how battered the fucking thing is….

Who cares, here are the pics, enjoy.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2011

15

Jun

Beyonce Trying to be Sexy While Mocking Trailer Trash for Dazed & Confused of the Day


Edgy Hipster Fashion magazine called Dazed & Confused did a shoot with Beyonce in the trailer park. They called it “The Simple Life”, where they glammed bitch up, sexed bitch up in lingerie, and set her doing low mocking poor person middle America shit….from eating Fruit Loops, to drinking slurpies to whatever else is going on in the picture and as a poor person…I take offense to this….but only cuz I want to see an uprising that makes Beyonce look like the devil cunt I know she is…

See, I get the irony cuz it’s obvious and not that crafty and I’m not an idiot…I can always see through the parody, high concept shit fashion faggots come up with… Beyonce this fashion icon with all the money in the world..successful and rich in her own right, married to a billionaire on top of her pile of stupid money she’s got…living in 5 star hotels and designer clothes, glammed up and pampered…in a setting that so many Tornados have just recently torn up….

See, she’s too good for this kind of thing, alienating a huge percentage of her white trash trailer park fans…mocking them as they pick up the rubble of their lives…obnoxious and insensitive…tacky new money doesn’t remember where her granny the slave was brought up….behavior…

So everyone turn on Beyonce while she’s trying to turn you on….

Here’s the video to hammer that nail in your white trash heart

Posted in:Beyonce

2011

15

Jun

Monica Bellucci Naked for Elle France of the Day

The only thing I really know about Monica Bellucci is that she’s some WOP who made it in America on some level or another because she had fat tits. I couldn’t tell you what movie or TV show she was in, or if she is even an actor, but I can tel you that she has big tits….big tits that lose their appeal as she pushes 50, but big tits never the less.

Elle France did a photoshoot/feature on her, she got naked….or at least seemingly naked cuz her labia is all folded up and hidden and not exposed…which is really all I care to see when I hear a bitch is naked…to me, seeing the labia is what defines being naked and these subtle teases don’t do anything but annoy me…but I did POST HER NIPPLE ONCE

At least you get to see her give herself a handbra….god know why you’d want to see that…but I guess you’re a better person cuz you do…that’s what we call inflating the importance of the content I bring you every day…pretending it’s not drivel smut…but some higher level shit…

Now, look at the pics

Posted in:Monica Bellucci

2011

15

Jun

Lady Gaga in her Bra of the Day

Who cares.

Firstly, Lady Gaga is the devil. She is so fucking irritating with her bullshit costumes and obnoxious stageshow, it is all a try hard lie that probably stems from having a shitty face people always laughed at, and in turn has made her pump all her efforts into distracting us from her shitty face….

Secondly, she pulled out her tit last week so we’ve all seen her nipple, and I was thinking she was finally onto something, after two years of bullshit, not cuz I like looking at Gaga nipple, but at least her tit is better than looking at this…

Seriously, once you expose your tit to the world, there’s no reason to put a bra back on, we’ve all see what you’re packing, it’s probably best to stick to that road, and keep heading down it. There’s nothing worse that fucking a bitch when she’s drunk, only to run into her again and have her pretend it didn’t happen or that you don’t have every fold of her labia memorized/engraved into your core, especially when she looks like fucking gaga…

This back tracking is almost as stupid as she consistently looks.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

15

Jun

Jennifer Hudson’s Diet Plan of the Day

So I guess the best diet plan is having your brother-in-law kill off your entire family in some psycho fit of rage…try making an informercial DVD for that….

Sure it’s not as convenient as getting a gym membership, or a nutritionist, a drug habbit, or even to just stop fucking eating, unless it was chocolate flavored laxatives, like you were a teenage girl a month before prom…

Cuz this is what Bitch Looked Like on the Beach before that gutter shit went down….

Look at her now…..and even if she’s doing the “look as skinny as you can sucking in your gut pose” she’s still not half the pig she once was…Good times…

Posted in:Jennifer Hudson

2011

15

Jun

Some Bitches Who Look Like They May Have Aids at an Aids Event of the Day

Both of these bitches might as well have AIDS, cuz I already have decided that they both have rank pussies the average person may not want anything to do with….

Now, I’m not the average person and I am sure that I have had sex with HIV positive girls more than once, but that’s only because I congregate with the discount street whores and you kinda get what you pay for…but for the sake of argument, I’m just gonna point and laugh with the mainstream in a collective “ewww” as if I wouldn’t bury my face inside either of these vaginas….cuz that’s the power of the internet or some shit, I can pretend I’m whoever I want to be, like someone who would never pick the scabs off either of these cunts, even though I would, because my love for pussy outweighs my hatred of bad music, murdering wives, and fake hipsters who have weird bulges in their “underwear as outerwear” milking the system cuz they were BFF with Katy Perry before she fucked a celebrity and got a record deal.

If you know what I mean…

Courtney Love…..

Bulge in Her Underwear as Outerwear Kesha

Posted in:Courtney Love|Kesha