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2009

07

Oct

Blake Lively in the Private Lives of Pippa Lee of the Day

Blake Lively is not only the star of the hit show Gossip Girl, but she’s also some gutter trash who was born in a halfway house thanks to her criminal mother. She defied all odds and instead of becoming a stripper or hooker, she decided to legitimize herself and pursue her dreams of being a famous movie star, and sure, there were some pumps in the road along the way, like when she had to flim a foot fetish sex tapes to pay her rent, but she kept her eye on the prize and made it cuz now she is finally on the silver screen starring in some movie called the Private Livesof Pippa Lee bullshti that recently hit theaters.

She plays a young Pippa Lee, who seems to have sex with old men and gets spanked and chained up by women while wearing vintage lingerie and playing with dolls and all I have to say is fuck Gossip Girl and give this girl more of these roles, cuz she’s one step away from being naked and after extensive research I have found a naked Blake Lively is the only Blake Lively I can stomach…..

Here she is naked with a real old dude I assume she bangs in the movie cuz she has daddy issues….like I am sure she has in real life…making her perfect for the part…

Posted in:Blake Lively|Private Lives of Pippa Lee

2009

07

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Kisses a Girl of the Day

Hollywood is a little late on this girl on girl bullshit cuz porn’s been doing this shit for decades, but for some reason just 10 years ago, having a lesbian character on a show was the end of the fuckin world, but now, lesbianism is fucking everywhere from the Katy Perry song, to mainstream movies and TV, to celebrity love lives, and it’s just not taboo or at drunken college parties after two girls craving male attention get convinced to fool around with each other, and I’m not complaining, I just know that like those college girls, Heroes is making a desperate attempt for attention, because I guess people aren’t watching anymore and this formulaic approach in getting views, but girl on girl is so obvious and dull and played out, next time they should show a little pussy lip….I mean provided Hayden’s got a pussy, cuz we’ve got no proof of that and her broad shoulders paint a different fuckin’ picture….

Posted in:girl|Hayden Panettiere|Kiss|Lesbian

2009

07

Oct

Rachel Bilson and Her Saddle Bags of the Day

I am all for girls with curves. I think it’s scientific for guys to want to fuck a girl with some hips, but looking at these pictures of Rachel Bilson in her tight pants all I see is something that is definitely not going to age well. Sure she’s still young and probably relatively fit, since her career depends on it, but the second she stops, or has kids, these hips won’t lie, and will look like she’s transporting supplies from prospecting town to prospecting town on the back of her big horse ass….a horse ass I’d like to insert my fist in to massage the cervix when inseminating her.

On a side note, why did 180,000 people watch that video before us? Here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Saddle Bags

2009

07

Oct

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Lindsay Lohan Edition of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that getting your kid in the entertainment industry is really not a good place for them to be raised. Sure, it makes your greedy ass a lot of money taking you out of your miserable existence, but then when their celebrity and relevance fades, you have to deal with the aftermath of what you have done to your child, the good news is that if you’re a Lohan parent, you know you have 3 other ones who have been given the good life thanks to the oldest one you exploited and 3 out of 5 ain’t bad. If anything it’s worked out well for them….

So if you’re a parent who actually cares about your kid, when they start bugging you to go to auditions and dance classes, just bust out a picture from Mean Girls and this picture to show them how scary shit can be. The worst thing about all this is that Lohan isn’t even 25 and at the rate she’s going, it doesn’t look like her body will be able to survive to 30.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Lookin' Good Sweetheart

2009

07

Oct

Victoria Silvstedt Masturbating in a Bikini of the Day

If I were you, I wouldn’t visit this site anymore, because I have wronged you by not noticing these Victoria Silvstedt pussy grabbing in her bikini pictures, you know because I’ve failed as a blogger in getting these up 2 days late, but in my defense, I fail at everything I do, and you should no this already, not to mention Silvstedt tried to sue me last time she was getting her pussy stimulated in public, but that’s probably because she was getting it stimulated by a married midget billionaire who anyone would be ashamed of having sex with because the only reason anyone would be letting him suck on their pussy is because he’s a billionaire.

Either way, she’s a washed up whore, you’d expect to see her pussy in various states of rest, so I guess this isn’t that big of deal and you shouldn’t hate me for not posting it, but you should hate me for being a disgrace to humanity.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Masturbating|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

07

Oct

Rihanna and Her Thong in a See Thru Dress of the Day

I don’t know how I missed these pictures of Rihanna in a see thru dress, but I did. I guess it’s got something to do with me not caring partially because her stupid robotic hair from the 80s and her stupid outfits that are far too expensive for a bitch who should be wearing hand-me downs she got from rich British people who were renting the Villa she used to clean in Barbados because they felt sorry for seeing such a pretty girl working so hard at cleaning toilets, or because the husband at the villa was trying to shut her up from the afternoon he spent having his dick sucked by her when his wife was at the spa, but the truth is that she’s in a see thru dress, and that kind of shit, no matter who it is on and no matter how annoying the person is, is never worth ignoring especially when a good part of your life revolves around sitting on the internet posting pictures of these idiots…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|See Thru

2009

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t bang this girl, but I probably should of when I took the pic. I’m just joking, I didn’t take the pic, but I should go out there and find a bitch who will get down like this for me, but since my wife made every last drop of sperm in my balls, and every last drop of testosterone in my blood pretty much dry the fuck out with her disgustingness, leaving my genitals more and more vaginal every given day…..

I guess it’s better than getting chemical castration like all the other sex offenders, not that I am a sex offender, but if I still had my male hormones I just might be…

Here are my stepLINKS….


The 100 Hottest Chicks Of The 2000s (with pics)
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The 100 Hottest Chicks Of The 2000s (with pics)
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Abigail Clancy Has That Fuck Me Look In Her Eyes
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Trophy Hoes Gotta Stick Together
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Man Gets Fired from a Job He Made Up For Himself
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Because Web Cams Are Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Lamar Odom Isn’t Giving Khloe Kardashian a Dime. Well Done
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Sonic Versus Pacman
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Meet the Ed Hardy Boyz!! – VIDEO
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Holly Madison Panty Peek
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Living Photograph Horror!!
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Lohan is Fucking Fading Fast
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Some Cakes That Are Good For a Laugh or Two
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Liz Taylor is Dying Let’s Start Taking Bets As To When
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mischa Barton is So Fucking Gross
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Yea, I’d Throw It in Lea Michele
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Dave Letterman is in the Dog House
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Tila Tequila is Actually Looking Alright Here
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olivia Wilde Gallery
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Boob Slip on Italian TV
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Nancy Grace is a Cunt and I Love It
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Pet Store Nip Slip. Yes, You Read That Correctly
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Vibrator + a Butthole
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Angie Stone is a Squirter
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Eva Herzigova in French Vogue
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Skater Takes a Tumble
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mel’s Not an Anti-Semitic Drunk Anymore!
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Sohpie Reade is Topless
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Lucy is All By Herself
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Gotta Get Me Some Gisele
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Lindsay Price Ain’t Half Bad
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Helena is Sweet
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Belladonna is a Dirty Pig and You’ll Probably Love It
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Iga Means Business
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Kelli Will Make Your Day Better
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Jamie Foxx May Be Taking a Kirstie Alley Meat Bath
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Surpremacy Failure
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Justin Timberlakes Grandma Sells Him Out and It’s Amazing. Seriously I Wana Shake This Old Cunts Hand
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JUST TRUST ME … CLICK THIS LINK AND YOU’LL BE A VERY HAPPY (AND HARD) CAMPER!
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Ryan Jenkins Blames Jasmine Fiore in His Suicide Note
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Kayden Kross Shows Off Her Hot TITs in a Tight Dress
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Hot girls with snakes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

06

Oct

Never Before Seen Coco Behind the Scenes Playboy Promo Video of the Day

I guess Coco did Playboy, which would make sense because she’s a whore who made it into the mainstream by wallet fucking some rapper/actor/pervert who likes white chicks who look like ghetto strippers or prostitutes from ghetto towns where fat asses are loved and give the delusion that she are hot, making her pretty easy to buy and I guess he’s not the only one because close to a million people cared enough to watch it today, so I might as well post it for you….

Posted in:Coco|Playboy

2009

06

Oct

Russian Pole Dancing Competition Fall of the Day

Pole Dancers are trying to make Pole Dancing an Olympic sport, but not the kind of pole dancers I hate giving my hard earned money that I stole from my wife to, they are too busy with a drug addiction to worry about making a sport out of their careers, but they are throwing these competitions all over the world and shit is becoming popular, understandably, you know since it is more interesting that football or other pro sports, and this dancer did a seriously intense performance before the pole breaks because shit in communist Russia just isn’t built for whores, they are more into sending their whores to marry in North America.

Posted in:Pole Dancing Competition Fall

2009

06

Oct

Katy Perry and Her Fat Chick Tits of the Day

Katy Perry was at the Yves St Laurent fashion show taking in some tips on how to dress because she’s pretty much looked like a shitty clown throughout her short lived music career that I hope has very little life left in it, because I hate her, but for some reason you idiots get excited about her tits, despite the fact that all chicks have tits and her tits are no better than anyone’s tits, but for some reason we aren’t all bitter, negative pricks like me and look for the good in people, and I guess I have to agree that despite all the hatred I have for her, at least she’s got tits, see, even I can be positive sometimes too..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fat Chick|Katy Perry|Tits

2009

06

Oct

Kate Moss and Her Hard Cokehead Nipples of the Day

Kate Moss and her cocaine addiction, rock star used up by all the groupie cock addiction is feeding my hard nipple in a button-up shirt addiction, while not feeding herself, because that would go against being a supermodel with an eating disorder, if you know what I mean…

I can’t explain why Kate Moss loves rockstars or why she loves coke or not eating, but I can explain that there’s something luxurious about the idea of a woman in a men’s shirt standing next to a window with the sun shining on her womanly form, as she sips a morning coffee cup after you fucked the shit out of her ass, treated her like the whore that she is and came all up in her asshole, unless it is with Kate Moss because she probably has herpes in which case instead of enjoying the moment of beauty, you’d be in the bathroom dipping your dick in rubbing alcohol while cursing yourself for having no self control….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipples

2009

06

Oct

Kelly Bensimon Disgusting Ripped Body of the Day

There is a time in every workout addict’s life when she’s gotta look in the mirror and realize that she’s gone too fucking far passed that lookin’ healthy and fit point and reached that “I wonder if she’s got a cock” point. Seriously, she’s boxy and ripped and anyone who fucks her would have to be a queer trying to climb the social ladder without actually having access to someone who can really get him where he wants to be, but figures since she’s on TV and has money she’s a good start, and the fact that she barely looks like a woman, makes it less hetero and it turns out my assumptions are right because in March of this year her boyfriend Nicholas Stefanov charged her for assault cuz she punched him in the face, something no straight guy would ever admit to the police for fear of being laughed out of the room.

Either way, here she is maintaining her testicles.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Gross|Jogging|Kelly Bensimon

2009

06

Oct

Ashley Greene Bikini Pics Are Doin The Rounds of the Day

Ashley Greene is some bitch from Jacksonville Florida, or what I call the land of opportunity and if you’re a loser who is not a 13 year old girl but into the same things as 13 year old girls, you will know her from the Twilight movies….

Truth is that being into the same thing as 13 year old girls isn’t that bad of strategy to get laid. If you get into what 13 year olds are into now, it gives you something to talk about now, planting the seed and developing a bit of a friendship so that by the time they turn 18 they’ll be willing to sleep with you because you’ve been such a cool, involved, personable neighbor all these years…. but it may just end up getting you arrested, you know after your hormones get the best of you and decide you can’t wait the 5 years and need pussy now, forcing you to crawl in bed with her late at night when she’s having a slumber party in a tent she pitched in her backyard, or worse, pullin out your boner and jerking off while she’s practicing her dance routine for school in the park across the street, you sick fuck.

I don’t know if these pics are old or new, I just figured I’d post them cuz everyone else is and fitting in is something I always dream about….but never works out cuz all the bitches I get with have big pussies….or maybe I just have a small penis..

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Bikini

2009

06

Oct

Cheryl Tweedy Showin’ Off Her Gutter Tattoos of the Day

There’s nothing like bringing some seemingly clean, hot bodied girl you picked up drinking whiskey at the local cowboy bar, after striking up conversation with her about why someone so tight bodied would be in such a piece of shit place, with piece of shit men like yourself, who just want to fuck her ass like it was a piece of fuckin’ warm wet meat while treating her like a piece of fuckin’ shit, to the hourly rate motel down the street from the cowboy bar, where you strip her down in your dark hotel room, ravaging her, grabbing her, licking her and suckin her, sliding your hand up her thigh and feeling her well trimmed muff under some lacy panties before throwin’ her on the bed and licking her from the knee up her inner thigh on your way to that glorious pussy that felt so nice just moments earlier, but noticing this gutter tattoo before you get to your destination distracts you so much making you ask her where she got it risking ruining the moment and having her say “In Prison”, making you scared to ask why, but it reminds you that this bitch is someone you probably want to use a condom with because she’s been around enough to get arrested, making you realize prison tattoos strategically placed on the way to the pussy acts like a warning sign that this pussy may be tainted and for that, we thank Cheryl Tweedy for being so considerate, despite the cold hard truth that we will never get to really maximize it’s purpose since she’s not hanging in ghetto local cowboy bars, she’s all famous and luxurious and shit….but we can jerk off to pics of it.

Posted in:Cheryl Tweedy|Legs

2009

06

Oct

Julie Henderson is Russell Simmons’ Young and Probably Not So Fresh Vagina of the Day

It turns out that Russell Simmons is dating a model, I originally thought she was just some fit girl he was trying to seduce on the beach with his spiritual moves in efforts to not look like a socially awkward loser who relies on his extreme wealth and success to get pussy, the kind of guy who when told he looks familiar says that he gets that all the time because he looks and sounds like some kind of familiar muppet or cartoon character, but I guess that’s just my Russell Simmons fantasy and not the way it actually goes down because anyone with an adult lisp has no choice but to milk all the money he’s made by promising fresh white pussy he will make her the next supermodel because of his ties in the fashion world, and by fresh pussy, I mean as fresh as a pussy who has worked her way to Russell Simmon’s dick can possibly be, cuz you know he didn’t take her virginity, and that this is wallet fucking is a place she’s been before….just never this high profile….

Either way, here is her young body in a bikini….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Julie Henderson|Vagina