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2012

26

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS I love more than I love you…you see cuz you complain about it, yet I still post it, asshole.

This shit is genius.

Woman Confuses Gas Pedal For Brakes, Crashes Into Dominos
A New York woman thought the gas pedal was the brake and crashed into a Domino’s store.

Girl Spills Yogurt on President Obama
A Colorado college student had a yogurt mishap with President Obama, who had a sense of humor about the whole ordeal.

Amazing College Football Front Flip Play
At a practice scrimmage Lincoln University in Missouri running back Martee Tenner takes a pass from the backfield, sizes up an oncoming defender, doing a front flip over him, and keeps running without breaking his stride.

Couple Calls 911 For Dog, Gets A Fine
A Missouri couple is in trouble today after they phoned 911 to save their dog. Randy Lakey’s Great Dane, Oreo, stood six feet four inches tall on its hind legs. When the dog collapsed all the couple could think to do was call 911 for help. Police then dropped off a summon to the couple’s home for filing a false 911 report.

Massachusetts Janitor Arrested For Recording Female In School Restroom
A janitor at a Fall River elementary school was arrested on Wednesday for allegedly using his cell phone to record a fellow female school employee using the restroom.

Student Banned From Prom For Confederate Flag Dress
A Tennessee high school student was turned away from her prom because her prom dress resembled the Confederate Flag.
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/student-banned-from-prom-for-confederate-flag-dress/

NJ Cop Arrested For Attempting To Lure Underage Girl
Steven Vigorito, a New Jersey police officer, was arrested for attempting to lure an underage girl, engaging in lewd text conversations and an attempted meeting.

“Gas Rage” Man Goes On Tirade
A man outraged at the price of gas went on a rampage over the price of fuel in Massachusetts.

Florida Woman Diagnosed With Cancer, Really Had Fuit Pit in Lungs
A Florida woman that inhaled a seed in 1984 and 28 years coughed up fruit after being misdiagnosed with cancer.

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2012

26

Apr

Minka Kelly Awesome Tits of the Day

The biggest issue with Minka Kelly as a person is that she has herpes….Whether they dripped onto her pussy from John Mayer, Derek Jeter, or her current boyfriend Wilmer Valderama….all perverts who have fucked every dirty slut with herpes combined….from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan to who the fuck cares……because with tits like this…her STDs don’t fucking matter…in fact based on the fact that we will never fuck this bitch….or even meet this bitch in our life times…her herpes don’t fucking exist…and even if I did have the chance to fuck with her….her herpes wouldn’t fucking exist….cuz my herpes would eat them….in a herpes fight to the death that would cancel out both our herpes….making us billionaires by finding a cure to the shit….no that that would happen, but pictures of her big fucking titties happened ….and that’s good enough for me.

Here is a closeup

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2012

26

Apr

Eniko Mihalik Titties for a Photoshoot of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is some Hungarian model who gets naked for fashion because it is a better life than working as a stripper, or bar tender, or receptionsit…..I have posted her tits at least 10 times in photoshoots way hotter than this masculine, dress her up like a dude for the tranny loving queers who are scared to come out of the closet cuz their redneck dad will beat them up, I mean isn’t that the reason Tranny’s are so popular? The closet cases scared of gay porn, but into chicks with dicks, which is way weirder, but don’t argue with them….they’ll just say they are so not gay that they like their porn to have no men in it, just a penis a chick and 4 tits….speaking of tits…here is Eniki showing her tits again…and I’m into it…even if this reminds me of a Charlie Chaplin movie from the 30s….with more Hungarian model tit in it…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik

2012

26

Apr

Stephanie Seymour In a See Through Dress of the Day

Stephanie Seymour is old as fuck, but she still delivers the goods. She’s wearing a see thru shirt, but the truth is that she consistently gives boners when she gets INTO HOT POSES WHILE WEARING BIKINIS ….

She’s not at her prime…and old ladies are disgusting….or at least not something you’d take over a younger bitch…you know not as tight as she was in the 90s….but she is more sexually experienced and despite having a shattered mom pussy…could probably show you a good time with more eagerness and more liklihood because her experience is her only competitive advantage as an old lady competing for cock with girls 20 years younger than her….I mean unless you factor in the fact that her tits are probably only 15 years old….

Here’s the close-up…

Who really cares…anyone in a see thru dress is someone I’ll look at….whether google proves her past was much brighter for her….she’s still good enough for me and I hate old bitches…


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This picture was taken by the only paparazzi agency that I like INFDAILY

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2012

26

Apr

Kate Upton’s Bazaar Photoshoot Video of the Day

If you didn’t think Kate Upton’s job was already a fucking joke…you know, famous out of no where and all she has to do is show up…get in clothes or bathing suits people put out for her and sit there for money and the good life…..you know easy as hell because thanks to you perverts and her really big tits that her ass haven’t caught up to yet, but will, she’s an internet sensation….here’s video evidence from her Harper’s Bazaar shoot…I’m more into her SHOOT FOR MUSE ….but we need more labia/nipple/nudity out of this porn looking bitch to really make me happy…

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2012

26

Apr

Rihanna’s Hard Nipple in the Offensive Princess of China Video of the Day

I didn’t watch Rihanna’s new video…partially because I really have better things to do with my time….but also because I don’t really give a fuck about Rihanna and I hate her fucking music and the fact that at the Time 100 people awards she said she’s glad they awarded her cuz she’s just being herself…or some other bullshit lie that carries her onto continual songs polluting our brains and the airwaves…..

But I can assume the video is Offensive, just based on the name…and I’m hoping there is a backlash from China, stopping production on her merchandise…..cuz if someone said they were a Princess of anything of mine, especially a gutter black chick from the Islands who was a child prostitute, I’d be pretty mad at how entitled she felt…and I’d likely arrest her for the false claim as we all know a percentage of her idiot fans probably think she’s a Princess of China…which is bad for their global image….

The only thing she’s a princess of, even with her 100 million dollars, is her own cunt life that luckily we don’t have to deal with or listen to her whine….cuz newly rich trash is the fucking worst.

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

26

Apr

Jayde Nicole Upskirt of the Day

Jayde Nicole is the poor man’s SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD …..she’s some broken home Canadian with a single mother who probably had many boyfriends and the insight to tell her untalented daughter to get some fake tits and get in Playboy when she’s still young enough to have a shot….which is what she did….moving to LA only to be known for being in Playboy and maybe the last season of The Hills that was the last season of The Hills for a reason we call “no one watched the shit”…..leaving her on the mean streets trying to find her place as someone we’ve all seen naked and no longer care about…so she did the logical thing and flashed her panties….boring….possibly a step in the wrong direction since we’ve all seen her cunt…or can google to see her cunt ….but she’s doing the best her retard self can….

On a side note, I have seen her in person and she’s not hot. True fucking story….


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2012

26

Apr

Mischa Barton’s AMazing Cleavage of the Day

Mischa Barton posted the above pic to twitter…..but it took the paparazzi to really get what we were looking for…her tit….tit that I didn’t know she had…but that I am glad she does have…because it balances out her DUMPY FUCKING ASS ….

I have a few ongoing jokes about Mischa Barton….one was a death watch I set up a while ago that apparently was a little premature, unless of course this is a robot Mischa Barton, because at rock bottom she looked like death….another one I have is that I send Lindsay Lohan messages saying “At least you’re not Mischa Barton”….that she ignores….probably cuz the reality is that Mischa Barton has it better than her…and despite being dumpy as fuck…good things came from it….like these tits…while Lohan just looks like a bloated, botched surgery mess….that may be hot to me… cuz it shows her insecurity….but that isn’t hot….Either way, enough about Lohan, this post is about Mischa Barton’s comeback via tits…something I endorse.

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2012

26

Apr

Lindsay Lohan’s Chipmunk Face Gets Work of the Day

Here are some pics of a genetically modified Lindsay Lohan rocking her new chipmunk face on the set of Glee because apparently she got a Cameo spot, maybe this week they are singing songs from her album everyone forgot about….

I am pretty sure that she’s not getting paid for this, because that’s the place she’s at in her career, you know one step away from the final curtain being cast and evicted from Dancing with the Stars… but I like to view her on set being the reason she hasn’t answered my texts the last 6 months or more….you see for those of you who don’t know, me and Lohan were best text message friends for a few months when she was on drugs and a lesbian before the DUIs…and I haven’t been able to win her back…even though this is a time she needs me most…cuz I have great plans of K-Fedding her….that we can safely say won’t happen….partially because she’s so fucking busy… I mean come on look at these pics…where could she find the time to send me a titty pic between sitting around all day amongst a bunch of idiots you know as she filled her purse with the free food cuz she doesn’t have money for these kinds of luxuries anymore…..

The whole thing is amazing….I love reality checks and life lessons that make someone who was so high up in career and spirit crash so hard..it is fun to watch the scramble.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

26

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night was falling in love with a blonde girl with a hot ass in tight jeans in the grocery store who was very excited they were running a Dairy Queen promotion. She was with some balding black guy who I assume has polluted her and I wasn’t able to follow them home – so I’ll never see her again…and that really sucks for my stalking ego…I am usually better at these kinds of things…I’m getting old, tired and too fat the climb fire escapes to watch girls shower and I’ve lost my spark unable to prioritize my chase….End of an era…..I guess I’ll just stick to INTERNET CREEPING

Here are some links!

Fun at the Pheonix Suns Half Time Show – VIDEO
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2012 NFL Mock Draft: Wives and Girlfriends Version
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Free Cam Shows You Will Love I Promise
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Marie Claude is Super Sexy
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Korean Soccer Fans Are Smarter Than You and Me
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Beyonce Banished Kim Kardashian Hahahahah
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Only the Best
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Tattooed Slut Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Limbless Man Plans on Swimming Around the World. Wait, What?
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Posted in:MHD

2012

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m here to help….not in a gay way….click the links….

Tyra Banks Huge Tits
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Say Hello to the Victoria’s Secret Angles of 1979
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Gotta Love It
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Kim Kardashian Plays Basketball in a Tight Fucking Dress
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The Top Hottest Trannies of All Time
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Mariah Carey Photoshopped Hard for Shape
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Who has the worst haircut in the NBA??
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Snake Prank Worked!
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Mischa Barton Shows Off Her Magical Cleavage. WTF?!
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The History Of Token White Characters In Black Movies
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Sara Jean Underwood Hot & Sweaty For Men’s Fitness
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Heidi Klum Is Naked In Bodypaint For Something
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Alana is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Renee Olstead Super Cleavage
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Stephanie Yellowhair is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows. Awwwwhh Yeaaah!
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This Slut is Playing With Her Toy and Her Pussy
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The 25 Sexiest Female Fighters
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JoJo See-Thru Top With Pasties
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Who is Mila Kunis is the Biggest Mystery Since Where in the World is Carmen San Diego
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The Biggest Vagina in Porn? Maybe
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What’s Faker, Her Nails Or Her Tits
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The Publicists, I Mean, The People Have Spoken! Beyonce Is The World’s Most Beautiful Woman!
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Courtney Stodden Wears Cleavage-Baring Bikini & Tutu For Sporty Beach Day (PHOTOS)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Is That Annoying Chick…
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Bra Busters Maggie Green and Jana Defi
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Girl Falls Through the Street in China – Insane
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Heidi Klum Body Painted
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Sports Couples That Should Die
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Ali Lohan Looks Like a Fucking Man – With Hard Nipples!
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Aerobic Asses – In GIF Form
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Amanda Bynes is a Fucking Mess
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Behati Prinsloo 4 Victoria’s Secret
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Sorry But You Are Not Rihanna – VIDEO
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Woman Arrested For Attacking Her Boyfriend Because He Wouldn’t Have Sex With Her After A Night Of Drinking
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Here’s a Cuple of Young Exciting Lezzies
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Beware The Killer Toxic Sex Toy
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Super Hot Tasha Reign Masturating Video
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Playmate Katie Vernola’s Sexy Shoot
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I Love a Sexy Girl in Denim
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Kendall Jenner Rocks Skanky-Ho Ripped Leggings At LAX!
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I Love When Slutty Teens Get Together on the Web Cam
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Cheryl Cole is Looking Sexy as Always
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Some Mila Kunis Outtakes
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The Octomom’s House is Fucking Filthy and Disgusting and Here is Some Photos
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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Ridiculously Awesome Legs, Part XXVII
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The history of token white characters in black movies
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Don’t Tase me Bro
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Would You Bang This Chick?
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This Fat Cat Needs a Home
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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From the stepFORUM
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Mollie King Shows Off Her Legs
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Cute Blonde Fisting Herself
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A Whole Lot of Kayden Kross
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A Whole Lot of Playboy Playmates
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India Reynolds Super Strip for Nuts
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We Have a Great Porn Forum
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stepSMUT! You Pervert!
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Amazing Porno Link Dump we Call the smutMEET!
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Some Girl Jerks Off a Strangers Cock
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How I Spend my Nights
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2012

25

Apr

Mila Kunis Ass in Leggings of the Day


I find Mila Kunis amazing to look at. She’s probably the top girl in Hollywood as far as I’m concerned but I am tired of hearing losers whine about her fucking Ashton Kutcher, because they don’t know the bitch, and really who fucking cares who she’s fucking, it’s not like you’re a fucking candidate to visit her twat or something….this kind of behvior always weirds me out…..

Sure, Ashton Kutcher is fucking annoying, he blocked me on Twitter in the beginning of Twitter along with one other dude, because he clearly has no sense of humor or good taste..takes life too seriously….proven by that whole Demi Moore bullshit….but more importantly proven everytime his successful ass opens its annoying fucking mouth…..

But you know what, it is very possible that Mila Kunis sucks as a fucking human. Lots of good looking girls are lame and like lame guys who do lame things cuz they have no personality and no idea what’s up. It is very possible that she’s not funny, interesting, cool, she could easily be a bitch who always looks at herself in the mirror talking about hollywood and other uninteresting drivel that you would hate….you see cuz the Mila you think you know and love is a fucking character idiot….

It is very possible that her and Ashton Kutcher are equally fucking idiots who lucked out cuz the producer of 70s show was a pedophile who like underage kids with model like faces….who found love 10 years later cuz they came up together and get each other like no one else gets them who want to fuck…..meant to be together…true asshole love….

What we can hope for is that Mila Kunis got AIDS from Culkin who got it from Michael Jackson and sharing needles with street kids when he was all tormented in the 90s, that she gives to Ashton Kutcher when fucking during a Demi who banged everyone to get a career cuz she was ugly, herpes outbreak…because Ashton Kutcher HIV Positive makes him more tolerable knowing he is suffering….

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

25

Apr

Courtney Stodden Still Trying of the Day


35 year old Courtney Stodden hired the paparazzi to follow her to the beach where she staged an obvious and barely creative photoshoot proving yet again that even the lowest quality – bottom of the cum filled bucket pornstars have more talent at posing than she does…..it is all part of her stripper plan to be famous by using some dude from Lost and pretending she was 16 making a scandal that was the clever part of her campaign but that has pretty much gone down hill since…

She’s not hot, her implants are shit, she’s boring and obvious, and is the kind of bitch you think you want to fuck until shooting her then yourself on your way to Walgreens cuz she has that affect on you….

I don’t find this enertaining, she’s Shauna Sand without the nudity or elegant, subltle, natural beauty, but I am posting it anyway, blame the white bikini for that…

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2012

25

Apr

Beyonce Pays to be Named Most Beautiful Woman in the World of the Day

We learned last year that People Magazine editorial titles can be bought by celebrities like J.Lo, who want the title of “Most Beautiful Woman”….especially when the person who wants it is some spoiled cunt celebrity who is powerful as fuck in the industry and probably has the best lawyers and publicists and strong attachment to key advertisers who together have the ability to say “Make my client he most beautiful woman or you don’t get anymore exclusives on any of my clients and we’ll pull the Cover Girl ad, you hear me, People Magazine, we fucking own you”…..

Well it has happened again….this time with equally annoying Beyonce…..exciting.

Posted in:Beyonce

2012

25

Apr

Eva Longoria’s See Through and Camel Toe of the Day


Eva Longoria doesn’t matter…I mean I don’t remember the last time I heard from her…. (VICTORIA BECKHAM GRABBING HER TIT IN FEBRUARY)…mainly cuz I try to block her out for being a disgrace to Mexicans everywhere by not embracing the Mexican culture but instead embracing the cunt rich white culture that hires Mexicans for 4 dollars an hour….because that’s just what spoiled first generation immigrant kids do…they hate being different, try to fit in, and do it in the most annoying way, not respecting that daddy dug a tunnel under the border before her cunt unappreciative, materialistic, suburban raised ass was born. It just irritates me…..unless she’s showing off bra and rocking cameltoe…an after effect of fucking / marrying a 7 foot tall black dude I’m sure.


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