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2008

28

Apr

Julia Louis Dreyfus Leaves a Beauty Salon of the Day

Here are some pictures of Julia Louis Dreyfus leaving a beauty salon. Bitch needs more of a miracle worker than a hairstylist to make her look worth fucking. These pictures would make more sense if the Beauty Salon changed their name to Scamming Old Fat Cunts into Paying a Ton of Money in Hopes of Lookin’ good enough for cock and she knows it, that’s why she carries her kid around with her like some kind of trophy that tells the world that someone’s actually came inside her about ten years ago at least once.

Posted in:Beauty Salon|Julia Louis Dreyfus

2008

28

Apr

Pheobe Price Bikini Pictures of the Day

Phoebe Price is a whole lot of nothing, and by nothing I mean cellulite. She’s always bringing her freckled pasty body out to events and now she’s showing it off in a bikini. Sure no guy in his right mind would get up in this sack of shit but at least she’s got her dog, because he can’t report her to the authorities when she tries to shove him into her womb head first.

Speaking of sack of shit, I was in an immigrant taxi when wasted this weekend and dude stank of fuckin’ spicy armpit. I was wasted and gagging in the backseat and my only salvation was to stick my head between my legs and fart my drunken farts. Sure it wasn’t my proudest moment as I sat there smelling my own fart as to not throw up to his fat Taxi Driver stench, it was a defense mechanism that was a much more enjoyable that lookin’ at these pictures. I guess to be fair to Phoebe Price, I kinda like smelling ass…even if it’s my own.

Posted in:Bikini|Phoebe Price

2008

28

Apr

Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures of the Day

Nothing says classy like a bitch with a Playboy tattoo who’s only claim to fame is being in Playboy. It’s like she got that shit back when she was a worthless stripper and the guys at Playboy felt obligated to give her a spread because they were so flattered that she was enough of a slut to brand herself with their company logo. Thank god they don’t do that for every tacky party slut who has a Playboy tattoo because I know that hot girls rarely get that shit, it’s more like every single tacky fat party slut who thinks she’s got it going on because one asshole was drunk enough to tell her she looked good enough for Playboy to get a blowjob and she took her new found self esteem to the tattoo parlor to remember that day forever…..

Either way, here’s Shauna Sand in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2008

28

Apr

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here’s some pictures of Brooke Hogan with her manly boyfriend out in a bikini when he should be the one in the bikini. She’s been forced to tan outside since her parents are having a bitter custody battle over their tanning beds. At least she’s been able to emotionally eat her way through this whole mess….

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan

2008

28

Apr

Brooke Shields on Crutches of the Day

Here are some pictures of Brooke Shields Leaving the hospital on crutches, I guess her legs finally gave-out from the weight of her testicles.

Posted in:Brooke Shields|Cripple

2008

27

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

I didn’t end up drinking last night because I drank all day and I thought my heart was going to explode, so instead I snuck out for some late night shitty food near a stripclub. I like to go there at shift change, just to see the strippers in their everyday clothes order food. It’s like knowing the behavior of a stripper outside the club like being part of their everyday life while they eat disgustingness emotionally after being grabbed by disgustingness and treated like disgustingness all night and that pain makes paying them to grab their tits next week for 10 dollars more fun.

While at the shitty restaurant, I met a group of 18 year old lesbians who aren’t lesbians yet, they are just sexually charged teenagers who talk about pussy more than I do and they had just left the stripclub that they went to for the first time and they were horny as fuck and grabbing at each other, despite having never actually fooled around before. I was trying to convince them that all girls are bisexual and that they should just finger themselves together and let me watch and that’s when I realized that cute 18 year old bi-curious chicks who get food after going to the stripclub for the first time is a lot sexier to creep on than a broken down 30 year old stripper who looks like death and smells like hand sanitizer in her cheesy everyday clothes eating pancakes after a night of hard work.

Either way, they didn’t let me watch them masturbate together, but if the night ended in a slumber party in their parent’s basement, I can almost guarantee that it went down and not being an 18 year old dude to get in on that is depressing but not as depressing as Sundays are. So here’s the latest from the forum to entertain yourself on a lazy sunday.

————music—————-

Pre-Release Tom Petty
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My Morning Jacket – Evil Urges
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Way of the Dragon OST
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FLight of the Conchords – Live
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Flight of the Conchords – Album
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Metallica – S&M
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Alkaline Trio – Agony & Irony EP
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Steely Dan – Everything Must Go
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Jason Mraz – The Geek in the Pink
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Naked City
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Ninja Cuts – You Don’t Know
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Ringo Star and his All-Starr Band
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Belle and Sebastian – Boy With the Arab Strap
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Jurrasic 5 – Quality Control
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Triumph – Classics
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Neil Halstead – Sleeping On Roads
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Autechre – Anvil Vapre
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The Pretenders – Get CLose
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Essential Neil Diamond
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The Action Design
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Shaquille O’neal – Diesel
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Bjork – Medulla
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Joh Digweed – Transitions vol.4
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The Rapture – Peices of the People
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The White Stripes – De Stijl
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Scissor Sisters
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65 Days of Static
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Art Brut – Bang Bang Rock n Roll
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Scarface – Face II Face
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Lou Reed – Transformer
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TV on the Radio – Desperate Youth
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Crash Test Dummies – Ghosts That Haunt Me
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Chubb Rock – The One
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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———-porn————–

Gigantic Floppies
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BIF
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Chewing Gum in the Sand?
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Puffies
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Young and Busty
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ASS that…
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More of the Good Stuff!
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It’s Ladies’ Day to Feel Yourselves
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Trashy College Chicks Smoking Pole
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Tijuana Cheerleader Sex Tape
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———-pics————

Scene Chicks are Hott
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You Know You Like it!
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Jester’s Wife Like Anal
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One of our female members shows some tit
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Rainbows – Not as Gay As you think!
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She’s Gonna Taste My Prostate Gland
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An Amputee that you would try and bang
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————-video———–

Can I smell your…
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Tag Teamed on Security Cam
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———–Software————-

Winamp PRo
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———–sex talk————

Girls, do you like Anal Stimulation?
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————-e-books————-

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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100 Bullshit Jobs
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Posted in:Forum

2008

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I have this habit of not posting the stepLINKS on Friday afternoons because I am out getting myself in trouble instead. Last night I only told one dude I was going to rip his fucking throat out for calling me fat because despite being fat and knowing I am fat, I don’t need some cocksucker in an Ed Hardy shirt telling me that I am fat. I also lied to a girl about how I was a lawyer, in attempts to get her to give my virgin friend a handjob in the alley, it worked until I brought up the whole handjob in an alley thing and that drove her to hate me, but for the first 5 minutes, when we were talking about Law, she was hooked. I don’t remember much from the night, but I’ve proven yet again that Tequila makes me a pirate. I like to consider that my life work.

Here are my links…


Julianne Moore Dressed Like a Mermaid You’d Fuck Because You’d Fuck Anything With Tits.
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Keeley Hazel is Topless
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Jennifer Tilly is Hot, and By Hot, I Mean She’s Got Tits
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Some Shitty Trailer For Some Shitty Movie About Playboy Bunnies
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These Sluts Have Abs
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Hot Chocolate Wrestling, Looks Like Shit Wrestling but Smells Like Cold Winter Childhood Nights….
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Cosmo Wins the World Record For Largest Bikini Photoshoot
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Web Cam Whores Can Be Your Date For The Weekend Because You Don’t Need the Headache of Real Chicks.
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Some Asian Nipple Slip at the Club
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Some High Jumper Camel Toe
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Sam Keller’s GIrlfriend – Round 2
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Some Naked Slut in Glitter
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Here’s a Wet T-Shirt Special
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Some Guys Catch His Friend Fuckin’ Some Chick in His Car Video
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Some Slut Named Danni Wells in a Whole Lot of Pictures and Videos
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Nothing Like a Naked Chick With a Cold Sore
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Some Crazy Chick Fight Video
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Candice Michelle is Naked
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Some Hot Golfing Slut Video
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Some Whore Getting Stuffed With Candles Cuz She’s The Romantic Kind
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Brooke Hogan Eating a Puppy
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Group Sex Blooper of the Day
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Penis Boxing is a New Lesbian Favorite
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A Really Well Organized Asian Orgy
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Some Drunk Chick Lickin’ the Floor
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Some Lesbian Foot Fuckin’
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Some Japanese Robber Makes A Daughter Bang Her Father Video
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Maybe He Can Share a Cell With Amy Winehouse
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Mariah Carey Botches Her Performance on Good Morning America
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I Still Wanna Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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Katie Price Looks Like a Carebear Hooker
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This Rock the Cradle Thing Is Fucking Retarded
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Kathy Lee is Armed and Dangerous, and By Armed, I Mean Her Tits Are Huge
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This Ass Bouncing Video Hypnotized Me
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This Is Your Pussy Map Right Here
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Mega Tetris!
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I Had Almost Forgotten About Daisy Fuentes Here She Is Being a Slut
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Spear My Fuckin’ Pussy (NSFW)
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Losers With Video Game Tattoos.
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Erica Campbell Wants to Show You Her Rack
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Tricia Helfer is a Slut
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Kinda Hot Pregnant Chick, But Still Pregnant, and That Means Someone Beat You to the Ute(rus).
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Since the NFL Draft is Tomorrow
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Some Slutty Ad For College
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Turkish Karate…or Something
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The Hot Chick from the New Jackie Chan/Jet Li Movie in Some Asian Mag or Some Shit
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Young and Busty Pictures of a Whole Lot of Sluts…
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A Whole Lot of Amateurs in Various Stages of Undress
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Some Big Breasted Chick…Topless, In a Sheer Top and Showing Off her Ass
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Thai and Topless
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This Will Get You Laid…IT’s a Proven Scientific Fact….
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Amateur Pics of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

25

Apr

Pink’s Hard Nipples Go Lesbian Shopping of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lesbian Pink doing some Lesbian Grocery Shopping and her nipples are hard. I was trying to figure out what she bought because I figure lesbians buy anything tree hugging, vegan, organic and granola based, but can’t make out what this is. I guess lesbians also buy anything phallic because they can use it on their pussies before eating it in some kind of green-living, saving on consumption kick.

I think ti’s funny how everyone is fuckin’ crazy about saving the environment now, it’s everywhere I fucking look. Where all these people think they have a responsibility to save the fuckin’ world and that their using shitty overpriced lightbulbs or putting a brick in their toilet is going to make a fucking difference. I don’t like group though and that’s why I still don’t recycle. I am a garbage producer and the proof of that is in this site.

Posted in:Nipples|Pink|Shopping

2008

25

Apr

Brooke Hogan’s Got a Wet Ass of the Day

Brooke Hogan is sad that her parents are staging a divorce and that her dad is running around with her older friend and mentor because bitches look the same. She’s so upset that the attention isn’t on her that’s she’s gone out and peed herself like a 2 year old kid because she knows that will get mommy and daddy’s attention and in some juvenile way, hopes that her emotional breakdown will bring their family together.

I never understood why kids were such pussies about their parents splitting up. It seems like a way better situation to be in. You don’t have to listen to the fuckers fight all the time, you have two homes so you can always escape whichever parent is pissing you off and the guilt your parents have for being failures by starting a family with someone they wrongfully thought they would stay with and the social shitstain they’ve become in their community leads to overcompensation that usually comes in the form of a lot of gifts. Whenever I see a kid cry about his parent’s divorcing I always laugh at how self-important people are, like their little bullshit family unit is relevant to the rest of the fuckin’ world and they should just look on the fuckin’ brightside instead of pulling a Lohan and blaming the divorce for her self-destruction. Shit’s fuckin’ weak so Brooke Hogan better pull the fuckin’ diaper up, shut the fuck up and film a fuckin’ sex tape because I want to know if she’s actually got a pussy or not because she’s broad and I like to think that’s the only revenge I can see fitting to show her parent’s how their failed marriage destroyed her that benefits me.

Posted in:Ass|Brooke Hogan|cleavage

2008

25

Apr

Jodie Marsh’s Stupid Tits Partying of the Day

Party sluts are the new porn sluts because they dress the same and fuck in exchange for free booze instead of money and they don’t usually do it on camera unless the dude who is feeding the party slut booze is smart enough, which he usually isn’t because being the dude who feeds girls booze out of his overpriced bottle, is usually a prime example of how retarded he is……

It’s like every club’s got half naked girls bottle whoring themselves onto cunt’s in Ed Hardy T-shirts who have bottle’s of Goose, despite mixing that shit down with cranberry juice because they don’t like the burn of alcohol and could be mixing rubbing alcohol in the shit because it’s a lot cheaper, but that doesn’t have the same effect on people or impress girls as much as a 300 dollar bottle to go with their 100 dollar t-shirt that probably cost 2 dollars to make in some third world country, and a pair of 300 dollar jeans that make their asses look appealing to sluts who just want to get a free drink because they want to save their slut money to buy themselves something special like a new bra or sheer panties to flash at unsuspecting assholes who are trying to look like they are ballin’ when in reality work a normal 9-5 and are just what you call a 9-5 Millionaire, or someone with no money, just a line of credit because he’s held his job at the call center long enough to be considered a low risk.

It’s all overcompensation bullshit but not as overcompensating as Jodie Marsh’s retarded tits.

Posted in:Implants|Jodie Marsh

2008

25

Apr

Heather Locklear Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here’s some Old Lady Locklear getting all competitive with Denise Richards and going as far as to stage her own bikini photoshoot with the paparazzi because her ego hasn’t fully recovered from having her husband leave her or the younger tighter body. She’s trying to prove to herself and to us that she’s got it going on and the truth is that she looks better than most 50 year old, but then again her life consists of doing absolutely nothing, so I can only assume that staying in shape and trying to retain as much of the sex appeal that got her this career in the first place is top priority, so in that case she’s doing a pretty shitty job of it.

There used to be a show on called Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon where you’d try to figure out how a person was six degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon….I am generally bad at games because I find them ridiculous and every time I end up at someone’s house and the board games are out, I drink the the free booze, eat the free food, then make my escape because playing that shit makes me feel like a total asshole and it’s embarrassing that at 38 I’d still find entertainment out of something so ridiculous, but today, I broke free from that because Heather Locklear’s six degrees from Kevin Bacon is easy. I forgot where I was going with this, but Locklear is still a slut, even as she enters the golden years of her life and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Bikini|Heather Locklear

2008

25

Apr

Denise Richards Bikini Pictures of the Day

Denise never had much to offer the world other than her sex scene with Neve Campbell in Wild Things. As much as I hated that movie, there’s just something about seeing two sluts get it on for Kevin Bacon that would make me think shit was overlooked for an Academy Award. It’s that kind of cinematic history that is only remembered by perverts and dudes who rent movies based on the level of nudity they have in them and it’s too bad that shit was the peak of her career because way back then, she was actually hot. Here she is trying to hold onto that sex appeal by running around in a Bikini in some staged photoshoot to draw publicity to her new show. If I was on the beach, which I am not and haven’t been on in years because I don’t live the celebrity life of luxury, I wouldn’t mind lookin’ at her in hopes of a vagina lip hangin’ out but the second a younger, tighter body walks by this hag, I’ll be getting my creep on elsewhere. It’s one of those better than nothing situations like the time you jerked off to your sister on a family camping trip because it was between her and your mom and jerking off to your mom just felt too wrong…

Posted in:Bikini|Denise Richards|Tits

2008

25

Apr

Britney Spears Bikini 20 Pounds Lighter of the Day



So they say Britney is in the best shape she’s been in years and that she’s lost something like 20 pounds of disgusting, but the truth is that I never found Britney disgusting, even in her three day old miscarriage panties, I was just happy to know she wasn’t pregnant with the paparazzi baby because the paparazzi are fucking scum and don’t deserve to reproduce. I am also loyal like a dog and remember wanting to fuck her in all those slutty music videos and won’t walk away from that just because she’s put on a bit of weight and went a little crazy and had a couple babies, she still looks better than anything I’ve fucked and her bank account can support my really affordable life.

Either way, here she is in some magazine bikini pictures lookin’ hot enough for me to fuck but that’s not saying much considering at this point in my life, I’d fuck rotting hamburger meat and shit would smell better than my wife’s pussy. I realize I am on a wife kick today, she pissed me off this morning when I realized she was still breathing….so I take that disappointment out on you.

Posted in:20 Pounds|Bikini|Britney Spears

2008

25

Apr

Neve Campbell’s Hot Tits of the Day

I never watched Party of 5 because I have a penis, I don’t really have one anymore, it’s more a useless fleshy mound that I pee out of but can’t use to fuck because my wife has destroyed my sex drive by being the most disgusting thing I have ever seen naked and smelled. I guess there’s some serious psychology behind fucking a woman who’s ass you have to wipe because she can’t reach….but that doesn’t really matter because I don’t fuck her…

Speaking of useless fleshy mounds, here are some pictures of Neve Campbell’s hot tits, It’s one of those situations where you try to figure out why it was that you used to jerk off and be so into this chick back in the 90s because when you see her inverted nippled saggy disaster 10 years later it just doesn’t make sense. Then you notice her lesbian haircut and realize that she’s not the kind of girl you should still be getting wood for, she’s the kind of girl you should getting wood with, like at the Home Deopot…because lesbians like construction….and since you won’t be staring at her tits the whole time, you’ll probably be pretty productive…I don’t know where I am goin’ with this….just look at her tits because they are exposed.

Posted in:Nasty|Neve Campbell|Tits

2008

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the last hour prank calling a guy with my stepdaughter. I pretended to be a girl and put on the Mexican accent and dude called me gay. I am offended so to make up for it, I made her show me her tits. I also tried to get her to invite her friends over for a sleepover. They are 18 so I’m safe.

Here are my links:

Porn for the Blind is a Smarter Site Than This One…
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Katie Price is Feeding Her Fake Tits
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Hilary Duff, Her Horseface and Her Tits in a Purple Shirt
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Some Half Famous Asian Chick in the Shower
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These Pic sof Kelly Clarkson in a Bikini Scare the Shit Out of Me But Then Again…All Pics of Kelly Clarkson Scare the Shit Out of Me…
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Here Are Some Montreal Party Sluts
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Some Funny 911 Calls
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The Lovely Jesse Slut…
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Learn to Fart in Perfect Pitch, Because It Impresses Chicks…
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Some Webcam Sluts Willing to Fuck and Do Shit On Camera All You Gotta Do Is Ask….
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Hooters is the Shittiest Restaurant Ever, But Here’s Some ofTheir Hot Waitresses Dancing Anyways
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Kate Beckinsale is a Slut….
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Kim Kardashian Was in a Bikini Because Her Life is a Vacation
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Find Girls to Fuck Here, Because It’s Easy…..
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Some Pretty Hot Chick With Treehugger Hair’s Pornographic Tree Huggin’ Vacation Pictures With Sex….
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Pink and Her Schlong Buy Some Cookies Outside a Grocery Store
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Jimmy Fallon is Going to Replace Conan O’Brian. Jesus Christ Kill Me….
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Gwenyth Paltrow’s Got Some Nice Legs for a Dog….
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Some Lauren Conrad Cleavage
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Ugly Cheerleaders Acting Up and Showing Off Their Blowjob Skills
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Watch This Chick Victoria Get a Facial
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Naked Amateur of the Day
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Tom Cruise to Re-Create Crazy on Oprah
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Wesley Snipes Fucked With Me 4 Years Ago But Now The Law’s Got Him So That Serves The Fucker Right
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Here is Some Asian in Lingerie’s Beauty Dance Show
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Here’s Another One…
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Reader Ricky Awesome’s Friend Naked
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Takes Her Kids To Meet The Scariest Fuckin’ Thing I’ve Ever Seen
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Some Girl Doing Weird Shit With her Face
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Jamie Lynne Spears Should Definitly Get a C-Section to Save Her Teenaged Vagina
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Young Girls Fight Over Who Has a Better Ass in this Booty Shake Ass-Off
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Some Dude Fucking the Fattest Bitch I’ve Ever Seen
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A Beach Nipple Slip…
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Some Funny Parasailing Accident Video
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Some Alicia Keys Gallery Cuz She’s a Slut
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Some Chick Showing Off Her Big Old Tits
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Rumer Willis in a Bikini Because She’s Got a Busted Face
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Funny King Sized Condom Ad
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Some Weird Fuckin’ Photoshoot of Some Dirty Fuckin’ Girl Named Sasha Grey
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Here is the Sasha Grey Photoshoot Video
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Here She is in the Roots Video
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Sasha Lets It Hang Out
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Some Couple Caught Banging in the High School Bathroom
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Beach Fight Cuz Spring Break Isn’t Just Sluts and Tits….
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Some Web Cam Whore Video…
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Bai Long Looks Like a Dirty Asian Buffet of a Mess
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Some Wet T-Shirt Gallery For You Pervs….
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Some Slutty Russian Vodka Commercial…Cuz Communist Girls Don’t Have High Expectations….
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Bianca Beauchamp Is a Slutty Fetish Model You Want to Fuck and I Want to Shit On…
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Lauren Eagle Almost Makes My Dick Hard. Almost
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Some Amateur Whoredom
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Monica Bellucci Nudes
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Use This to Lure Pussy
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Action
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Some Young Chick With Her G-String and Underwear and Naked and Shit….
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Posted in:stepLINKS