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2012

31

Aug

Bar Refaeli Tits for Passionata Travel of the Day

As much as I hate Bar Refaeli….and risk all the Jews coming out of their accounting offices to tell me how I am anti-semetic for commenting on their queen….and as much as I think she’s an overrated whore, who is thick and not the hottest pussy on Tel Aviv beach…but the one willing to suck the right cock…..she is capable of looking lovely when promoting lingerie…like in this big breasted busty video for the brand she endorses….

Lookin’ good sweetheart….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

31

Aug

Eniko Mihalik Erotic for Vogue Spain of the Day


I am less of a porn guy and more of an erotica guy….you know I could never get into throat fucking shit…I know the girls I talk to and throat fuck love it, except for that one who started crying as I called her a whore while ravaging her throat…but it is just so graphic and available…all porn is now how hard you can go…and as someone who grew up jerking off to National Geographic and hard nipples…a little suggestive nudity and slut behavior is far more stimulating for me…shit went big and went tacky when what is actually sexy is far more like this Eniko model and a lot less of Sasha Grey spitting up phlegm on a cock…at least as far as my masturbation is concerned…but then again, I’m a romantic not a rapist.

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik

2012

31

Aug

Miley and Her Mom Sexual Fantasy of the Day


I saw my first incest porn when I was 15 and I have loved the idea of incest ever since…If I was a psychiatrist I would say it probably has got to do with the fact that the only family I knew my mother was a whore and I used to see her fuck before being taken away by some orphanage…bouncing around from family to family…but this isn’t a therapy session….this is supposed to be me giving Miley the thumbs up for posting this pic with her slutty mom who you know was some stripper or Gogo Line Dancer groupie motherfucker on Billy Ray…and that alone makes her the kind of girl who would have fucked her daughter on camera for money and male attention had she not won the Achey Breaky lottery….and there’s something highly sexy about that level of class….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

31

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Lingerie ofthe Day


Rosie Huntington-Whitely is awesome….not because she loves and supports bald men as long as they are rich and famous…and not because she’s an awesome actress who has made a great career shift, triple threat, leveraging her modeling into some Academy Award willing shit…and not because she proved to the world that Megan Fox is irrelevant and overrated and that a model could replace her….but because she is hot, and when she gets half naked for photoshoots, she’s at her fucking best…

Here she is promoting her line of lingerie….justifying why she has all those fans…

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2012

31

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Since the world has turned gay and every dude is open to banging other dudes because mainstream media tells them…and every gay guy in high school is celebrated and not oppressed because this is the anti-bullying era and society doesn’t believe in survival of the fittest or weeding out the weak and sucicidal…but instead make stars out of them and give fat girls false sense of attractiveness….thanks to society and all its gayness around me….I am forced to wonder…what a gay hangover dump smells like…I’m thinking cum, aids, designer drugs and designer perfume….more importantly I am forced to worry about whether chicks I fuck fuck bi-sexual dudes and if they do…will that make me gay, HIV positive or a great dancer who loves show tunes….Ignorant is bliss.

Here are some morning links brothers and sisters….


Meanwhile in Russia of the Day – VIDEO
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Right Here are Some of the Hottest Female Basketball Players in the World
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Taylor Swift Might Sing At A School For The Deaf. Just Pause and Think About This for a Second
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MMA Ninja Will Shut You the Fuck Down
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Whitney Whitekirk is My Friday Fantasy
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Yulia Has an Exotic Thing Going on and I Like It
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Jersey Shore and All the STDS That Come With It Are Officially Calling It Quits
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Get Your Voyeur On Live and Direct (NSFW)
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There’s No Way Sex With a Dildo That Big Can End Well (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos Of Milla Jovovich Vol 2
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And Another Sexy Blonde to Help You End the Week Right (NSFW)
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We All Get Suicidal Now and Again
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The Only Games Worth Playing Today, Trust Me (NSFW)
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2012

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day


I think I need to stop fucking girls from the internet…I should stick to fucking random weirdos who don’t feel like they are in too deep and have to fuck me cuz they’ve resorted to the internet to get cock and have gone this far…..cuz no matter how socially acceptable e-dating is…it is humiliating for all women involved….and leads to really weird personality traits, baggage and high possibilty to get murdered or my dick cut off….I’d rather risk it with crazies…I’m the worst husband every. Thumbs fucking up to me. I like being the best at things – even if those thing are failing….I am the best failure around.

Here are the stepLINKS….

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Guess Who’s Going to Rehab…
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The Best Twerking Sloppy Boobies Video Ever
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Some Sledgehamer Army Prank
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Charles Barkley Horrible Karaoke
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Olivia Palmenero in Tatler
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Alabama Hurricane Surfing!
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Laetitia Casta Hot See Through Dress
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The 10 Worst Movies of Summer 2012
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Kim Kardashian Twitter Cleavage
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April Cheryse is Slowly Stripping (NSFW)
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Brooke Skye is a Girl Next Door Type (NSFW)
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Alana Campos is a Dark Haired Vixen
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Roxann Celeste Will Give You Her Bedroom Eyes
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Web Cam Girls That Will Make You Want to Stay in For the Night (NSFW)
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Nick Offerman Reads the Tweets of Taylor Swift and It’s Hilarious
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These Girls Get Interrupted While Taking a Shower Together (NSFW)
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The 25 Luckiest Shots in Sports
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WTF Photo Involves Loads of Happy Endings of the Day
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Sex Games You’ll Want to Pl,ay From Now Till Forever (NSFW)
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Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Ines Cudna get a Drink (NSFW)
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How About Some Lesbian Threesome Action (NSFW)
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Mandy Moore Pokies Are Delish (SITE NSFW)
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5 Year Old Drummer Rocks Out to Led Zepplin
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Here’s a Bunch of Shots of Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor in that God Awful Movie She Did
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I Could Watch This Chick Shape Her Booty All Day
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Blake Lively Looking Bangable on Set
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Stacy Keibler’s Hot Body is Tight and I Like It
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Alessandra Ambrosio Looks Fantastic From Behind
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Abigail Will Never Give Up Her Toys (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Celebrities On Forbes Celebrity 100 List (They Got Beauty and Bank!)
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Victoria is a Brunette Vixen That I Could Fall in Love With (NSFW)
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Comedian Stephan Merchant On Watching Porn Then & Now (SITE NSFW)
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I Love a Babe in a Little Black Dress
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Cher Lloyd’s Dress is Mighty Short
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Check Out This Busty Blonde Slut Getti8ng Raw on Her Web Cam (NSFW)
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Lucy Hale Looks Like Jail Bait But I’m Pretty Suure She’s Legal So Game On
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Of Course John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry By Email. How Else?
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Do You Have Any Idea How Big Kelly Brook’s Tits Are? Have A Look
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Hot Slut On The Beach Of Miami. JNL Would Rip Your Cock Off
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Creepy 2 Faced Cat
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Lowest Limbo Ever
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Pics of Bitches at the Venice Film Fest
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Booty Shaping
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Sloppy British Cunt. Just How I Like It!
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50 Funniest Sports Memes
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Here’s Mandy Moore’s Nipples
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Luiza Valdetar Hot As Fuck for VIP Brazil
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Jugglers are So Gay
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2012

30

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Panty Flash of the Day


Why so serious Jennifer Love? I like my panty flashing pics to have more spunk and personality, maybe a smile, or grin…not defeatest, broken, damaged girls with baggage, pulling one last trick to get male attention hoping she gets a husband to knock her up before menopause, even though there are thousands of men who would love to get up on this, myself included, cuz K-Fed showed us the fucking way….but she’s the kinda cunt who thinks she’s too good for them….you know with being on Ghost Whisperer and a few shit in the 90s…it’s easy to let that go stratight to your fucking practically irrelevant fat girl with fat tits head…..

That said, I am sad there’s no dried up lonely and sad labia in this

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2012

30

Aug

Tan Mom’s Drunken Drag Show Is Disgusting of the Day


Built like a 65 year old retiree you may have accidentally got hard for on the family cruise because you loved the way her leathery skin contrasted with the nylon straps of her white trash law chair….Tan Mom…the orange haggard skin cancer in training pussy who got in trouble for taking her kid to a tanning salon even though based on her face…you’d think menopause hit back in 1992…..and now she’s riding that fame…cuz that’s all it takes in America….where she’s flashing panty and headlining Drag Shows….

When people pay attention to this garbage…we know it is safe to say that we are all fucking doomed….

Here’s the disgusting I can’t believe this exists video..

More Humiliating and Horrible Pics HERE

Posted in:Tan Mom

2012

30

Aug

Kelly Brook in a Bikini on the Beach in Portugal for Twitter of the Day

It is possible that I hate all celebrity pussy because they taunt me all day and don’t let me fuck them….maybe that is why I look at all their flaws and call them fat, old, dumpy or uninteresting….Maybe I hate them cuz I can’t have them…making me bitter or maybe…just maybe they are in fact overrated….and maybe their big tits do come with big square uneventful asses…and maybe everyday girls who don’t waste their time aspiring to be famous are in fact hotter and have more substance that these bitches some company decided to shove down our throat….and maybe I’m just honest and objective cuz I know I’d fuck Kelly Brook…hell I’d fuck anything with a vagina….but that doesn’t mean I have to like it…or that I can’t call it out for being less great than her paycheck tells her she is….you know just cuz a movie cost 100,000,000 dollars to make doesn’t mean it is good…and just cuz a company sells a lot of product doesn’t mean the locally grown is of lesser quality…it’s all perspective…I’m not racist, I love all women, I will fuck all women, even during a herpes outbreak…but I can say that some women have great tits….and some women have shitty asses….and sometimes that happens on one woman…and today that woman is Kelly Brook…..but I do appreciate her self produced erotica, it shows good spirit and drive……

Here are some pics she took for twitter.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

30

Aug

Arlenis Sosa for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Arlenis Sosa is a young enough model I have never heard of but assume she goes by the title “Victoria’s Secret Affirmative Action Stand In For Tax Credits and Overall Global Brand Imaging, Showcasing Their Commitment to people of all Cree, Color, Religion, age as long as they are under 30, size as long as they are a size 0 and breast size as long as they are a full b or bigger”….She is the tropical berry for Amercia to fall in love with and in turn buy bathing suits and bikinis…cuz selling 4 billion dollars of the shit a year is not enough….we must make more…sell more…and there will go no vagina untouched by our panty in the world over….

Who caress.

Posted in:Arlenis Sosa

2012

30

Aug

Aly Michalka in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Aly Michalka

Aly Michalka is some Disney chick who learned the importance of tits at a young age when the Diseny Execs were making her pose sex for them as they masturbated…..and has since gone one to great things…like buying herself a se of tits so that she get that attention again…only this time as paying work and not “do you know how many girsl would do this for free, it will launch their career, here’s 1000 dollars buy yourself something spcial cuz that’s all you’re getting Gary Coleman….now let’s play hide this Mckey Doll in an asshole”….kinda shit that I assume went down…..but only cuz that’s how it would go down if I was Disney….but more importantly that’s what I’ve concluded based on hard evidence of past Disney cast members who sold their souls to the company….

Either way, she’s at the lake and taking pics of her tits and I like it.

Posted in:Aly Michalka

2012

30

Aug

Neelia Moore for Jonathan Leder of the Day


Neelia Moore is some no name model but that doesn’t mean she isn’t awesome, lovely and erotic to look at….you know the kind of girl you want to have a Disney move romance with….with less child molesting and more unrequited love that ends with her pregnant and with me trying to punch her in the stomach, whether by pretending to have a nightmare, slipping and falling, staging a car accident…anything but to pollute the world with something my cum has created….you know it is for the benefit of society right….

Posted in:Neelia Moore|NSFW

2012

30

Aug

Kelly Kelly Ass in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Kelly Kelly is some wrestling babe with a hot fit body used to distract wrestling fans from the homo erotic….homo sexual….totally fucking flaming level of gayness that comes with watching two half naked guys playfight…seriously…I don’t think there is a gayer concept than that and if anything that is the basis of all great gay love stories….

She’s got a rockin’ ass, but more importantly she’s got amazing skills on the camera….I always have a hard time coaching girls on how to position themselve to send me awesome ass shots…but this bitch got it on lockdown….I feel like I’m hiding in the bushes staring on as I often do when I am around bikini clad women….

Posted in:Kelly Kelly

2012

30

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Thick for Twitter of the Day

I never really cared for Aubrey O’Day in the past…she was just some spoiled rich kid with an ego who annoyed me….cuz she thought she was great and hot and amazingly talented because she was on some Reality Show that didn’t matter….and because she had sex with Diddy…like so many girls before her….Sure she rode that wave of insignificance hard and long….flaunting her tits…getting fat for her fans who like their women thick…..

I only started to legitimately hate her after seeing her on Celebrity Apprentice…in her attempt to next level herself from one shitty TV show to the next….where she was annoying….but more importantly fat.

So now she’s continuing to ride that bullshit career and limited talent by pretending she has talent when she knows she doesnnt….but more importantly by pretending she has a hot body…when we know she doesn’t…

What a cunt.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2012

30

Aug

Kim Kardashian Fat Tits in a Bra of the Day

People used to get so mad at me when I would shit on Kim Kardashian…by calling her fat or disgusting or the pleasant and appealing color of feces…which is only fitting because she is fucking human waste and I don’t mean actually fucking human waste….unless you consider Kanye human waste…but is human waste…cuz she’s managed to pull off what she pulled off without being assassinated…in what I think are wars on humanity.

But now people are on my side…they all come back to me….because I am always right…..like KIm Kardashian is always posting half naked pics of herself on the internet….for attention….cuz it works.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian