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2010

17

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I assume you get how this works by now. Celebrities bored me, real people who make the news make me laugh, not because it’s funny, or because it’s depressing, but just because it’s more representative of the fall of our society, instead of the distraction from the fall of our society that comes with celebritites, so along with the top video of a bird biting a reporter on Live TV….there’s a whole lot of other shit going down that is either idiotic, insane or whatever and here’s where I compile the best stories I’ve seen today….

Six Arrested in Phoenix Kidnapping / Sexual Assault

Naked Man Stuck Inside North Philly Trash Chute

Wisconsin Mother Drives Drunk with Kids in Car, Crashes into House

Ohio Transgender Man Disputes Account of Beating

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

17

May

Phoebe Price Bikini Picture Stupidity of the Day

Phoebe Price continues her clown behavior in her bikini and I encourage, not so much because I like older redheads with shitty bodies in bikinis, but more because I like seeing anyone desperate for attention that they’d be willing to pretty much humiliate themselves, cuz a girl willing to humiliate herself to get noticed, is usually one who is pretty fucking easy to manipulate into doing other things, and even though we don’t have access to blowjobs from this bitch after we convince her that we can get her into the tabloids, it’s still kinda funny to watch….so cehck out this red haired clown clownin half naked when she should put some clothes on….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Attention Whore|Bikini|Phoebe Price

2010

17

May

Some Soccer Player Andrei Arshavin’s Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

In Europe, soccer players are fucking gods. They are bigger than any celebrity and they have pussy thrown at them from every angle everytime they leave the fucking house, so I never understand why a soccer player would make the stupid decision of getting married, because you know the bitch is just a groupie, and that there are so many other fucking groupies out there, you might as well get up on as many of them as possible, before realizing you are retiring in a couple years, your celebrity player status is fading and you need to lock a cunt in before you’re stuck marrying some pig like the rest of us cuz we have nothing to offer….See I will never understand why a motherfucker who is considered a celebrity would marry an everyday girl you know is preying on you cuz you are a celebrity, when you can try to use your celebrity to get with celebrities, not because celebrities are all that great or mean you’ll happily ever after, but because it will generate more buzz around you and make the groupies want you more…it’s all real basic logic…fuck groupies you idiot…don’t marry them…

Either way, here’s his nothing special wife in action on the beach in a bikini….and all I have to say about her is at least she’s not fat.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Andrei Arshavin|Bikini|Julia Arshavin

2010

17

May

Mischa Barton in a Wedding Dress Must be a Joke of the Day

This has got to be some kind of joke. I mean sure I’d marry Mischa Barton because I know she’s going to die soon, or at least that she’d be easy to manipulate into doing things for me, like buying me stuff and getting me into open-bar events, but I’m not really that picky when it comes to wifes, I just need to make sure the rent will be paid so that I don’t have to work, and whether they are fat, dirty and smell like they are rotten partially because they don’t believe in wiping their asses after taking sloppy malnourished shits, but also because they forgot a tampon inside them 6 months ago and haven’t been alert enough to realize it, I’m not complaining….but if I was a marketing person at a briday store, this would be the first person I would ask to “step away from the dress”, I mean other than Jessica Simpson, but that’s only because Jessica Simpson is fucking desperate…and could end up in some crazed rage, where as Mischa Barton just stains the shit and makes it unsellable, which is less dangerous..not that you care….or that I care…I mean seeing a bitch living out the fairy tale wedding she may never have thanks to impending death is nice…I mean maybe she’s out shopping for the dress she wants to be buried in, for when she marries God in heaven or something, who fucking knows….I just know she looks horrible…but maybe zombie brides get you off….and I’m just gonna post this, and ignore the fact that I posted this, cuz even I don’t understand why I did this…but I did it…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Deathwatch|Mischa Baron|Wedding Dress

2010

17

May

Megan Fox and Her Birthday Face of the Day

It was Megan Fox’s Birthday, and if you’re wondering why she looks so sad, it’s because all she wanted from David from 90210 was for him to let her off her leash and out of the cage he has her in, you know to give her some freedom and let her leave him, and he gave her a taste of freedom, but made it clear that if she ran, he’d kill her fucking family, so she better stick close….cuz kidnapping and brain washing is the only explanation for this decade long relationship….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Birthday|Megan Fox

2010

17

May

Some Ginger Spice Tit for Old Times of the Day

I don’t fucking know why I am posting these pictures, but assume it has to do with the fact that I jerked off to Ginger Spice in at least one Spice Girls video over a decade ago after my stepdaughter made me watch the shit on repeat for 4 hours and I couldn’t contain myself anymore, and I like revisiting those days by reminding myself that all good things come to an end for everyone, not just me…It keeps me going…so in a lot of ways, recent pictures of Ginger Spice is my happy place…cuz I get to see that we have all fallen deeper and deeper into a miserable place over the years, I just ignore the fact that she’s got huge amounts of money, cuz that makes it all less effective….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Tits

2010

17

May

Brooke Hogan’s Tits Stay Trashy of the Day

Since this site attracts all the white trash, redneck, racist blue collar poor crowd, I figured I’d post these pictures of your poster girl…Sure she’s not poor or blue collar, she’s just from Florida, but I figure that’s pretty much the same thing as the trailer park you live in where you spend your nights bleaching mold spores that are causing your illegit kid’s asthma….but I guess is she was really white trash her boyfriend wouldn’t look like a cab driver or someone who owns a shish taouk stand, who came to America for the American Dream like he was Miss USA, but that doesn’t mean she’s not fucking gutter, despite how big her fucking house is, remember her dad made his fortune off Wrestling…Wrestling was invented in the backyard at some trailer park when the drunken idiots had nothing better to do cuz they couldn’t afford TVs and their wives were busy working at the stripclub servicing other trash to pay for their canned beans…if you knoww what I mean…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Tits

2010

17

May

Miss America is a Terrorist of the Day

Muslims are getting at you guys from all angles. Not only is your President a Muslim but so is your Miss America…leading me to believe that the Arab nation has found its way in to fight you fromt eh inside, and maybe the right winged crazy white christian fundamentalists will eventually be phased out, which is a good thing cuz they scare the fuck out of me, and maybe your whole country will become an Islam nation and all you heathens are gonna be killed off….or maybe this is just progress, you know a sign of you guys can celebrate the fact that your nation is multi-cultural and accepting…you know appreciate the fact that anyone can make it and live the American Dream thanks to freedom, but I doubt it. You fucking racists….

But maybe her bikini body will remind you that pussy cures all wounds…it can make us do crazy things…it can unite a broken naiton…so maybe an Arab Miss USA isn’t a band thing…as long as she’s in a bikini…making stupid speeches instead of making suicide bombs…

Posted in:Miss America|Muslim

2010

17

May

Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley in a Bikini With her Client of the Day



Jenna Bentley is an irrelevant stupid lookin fake titty ex-playboy playmate who you’ve never heard of. She is apparently also a hooker…maybe not a street whore kind of hooker I appreciate, but the more subtle type of hooker who dates rich dudes in exchange for the good life, because they couldn’t get there on their own….

The reality is that being in Playboy is the equivalet to having a degree to fake titty sluts, it’s like having a built in retirement plan and guaranteed work, because rich dudes going through a midlife crisis (notice the long hair and tattoos), divorced or recently widowed cuz they are so old have usually done their share of conventional relationships that suck, as well as their share of escorts and hookers that are embarassing to bring out to social events…leaving them with no choice but to look for whores with credentials, cuz when you introduce your hooker as an ex-Playboy model, it’s status amongst the community, like a “I really made it and I’m living the good life” stamp of approval his neighbors envy…Like bitch automatically becomes the socially accepted whore….so when your fake titties have been in Playboy, there’s always a sugar daddy to fall back on….

Here are some stupid staged bikini and public weirdness the dude is loving cuz it makes him feel like he’s still got it, when clearly, there’s other things he’s got that got him this….not that bitch is hot, I actually can’t stand what she looks like, but you get what I am saying…bikini pics are bikini pics…enjoy her strategy to get noticed…that apparently works…cunt has a hold on me…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Jenna Bentley|Playboy

2010

17

May

Taryn Manning Sloppy Staged Bikini Pics to Stay Relevant of the Day

There was a time when Taryn Manning was my facebook friend. Her acting career was totally fucking dead and I guess she had a lot of time on her hands to re-connect with people who never found her hot. She was promoting some bullshit band she was doing with her brother and a clothing line that sucked….She would answer my messages because she probably had nothing better to do and I’d look at her pictures she posted wondering why she looked so haggard and old, coming to the conclusion that it was thanks to hard drugs, and maybe lying about her age….

But here she is in some staged bikini pictures, so it is safe to say bitch is making a comeback, or trying to, because why else would she pay the paparazzi to follow her and her shitty body in a bikini around for the day….Everyone knows it’s the cheapest way to get noticed, it’s no secret to us that they aren’t actually “catching” you on vacation like they did 10 years ago, when bikini pictures actually meant something….now they’re just as common as herpes.

Either way, here are the pics…if you’re into ugly sloppy pussy with no ass or chin…and I know you are…cuz any pussy is good enough for you….then you’ll like this mess…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Staged Bikini|Taryn Manning

2010

17

May

Eva Herzigova Creepy Stalker Pics of the Day

I’m not posting these cuz the subject of the pictures is hot, I am posting them because the context of the picture is hot. I am not too good with the english language, so I’m not too sure if that makes sense, but what I am trying to get across is that I can’t jerk off to the bitch in the pictures, btu I can jerk off to the fact that the pictures have a creepy stalker feel, like motherfucker was standing across the street from her on this balcony and he pretended he was talking a shot of the building to be discreet when really he was just zoomin in on the pussy….peeping tom is a fetish and if you’re anything like me…these picture will speak to you and you’ll understand all that went into getting them…cuz you are an amateur photographer yourself…and you hit the streets zoomin in on ass and ice cream cone eating…all while trying to not be obvious…even though you’re always obvious….

I don’t even know who Eva Herzigova is, but she’s got some serious wacked out hairline going on and it looks like she’s swallowing her chin, but whatever, not he subject of the picture, but the context….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|Peeping Tom

2010

17

May

Maria Menounos See Through on Twitter of the Day

I am starting to hate Twitter . I don’t care what other people have to say, so I don’t read the bullshit people I follow write and I don’t have enough followers for me to bother trying to be clever, because from past experience trying to be clever never works for me, and feeling pressure to remember insignificant thoughts I have to put online for a gang of losers who are into reading useless shit that other people write about their insignificant lives, and the whole thing is a waste of fucking time. I am convinced it will die out eventually and something else will take over like the fad it is….and the only thing that it makes sense for is tapping directly into celebs, rockstars and people you otherwise have no access to, like some giant fan club, and I figure I’ve got better shit to do with my time….

The only good thing about the shit is that bitches who are barely celebrities, are forced to admit that they aren’t as popular as other bitches, so that makes them step-up their game by posting “sexy” pics with their cellphones and sharing them with the virgin losers who watch their every move, like this Maria Menounos and her bra in a see-through cuz everyone knows that tits get hits….at least I know that tits get hits…cuz tits are the only reason I have a website….

Posted in:Maria Menounos|See Through

2010

17

May

Miranda Kerr Goes Topless for i-D Magazine of the Day


A fashion magazine has pulled through again. This time it was by taking a bikini and lingerie model we’ve all seen half naked many fucking times, and turning her into a common whore by getting her fucking topless to end the cockteasing and give the public what they fucking want, all by pretending it was high fashion and needed for the authenticity of the shot, cuz everyone knows when a bitch hits a field she’s usually topless and running, only usually it’s at night after drinking and she’s running for her life after getting raped, but that’s not high fashion…..but apparently this is and I’d call it a genius move but I don’t really you consider a table of editors saying “we need to sell copies to keep our jobs cuz magazines are dead and we have Miranda Kerr booked for the cover…what should we do?”, cuz getting her topless is pretty fucking straight forward, obvious logic….

Titty Close-Up….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Topless

2010

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend, not that everyday isn’t the fucking weekend for me but my goal this weekend is to see as many tits as possible, I haven’t figured out how I am going to do it, but I think it is going to start with surprising bitches into doing it, I’m not sure what that means, but I know it won’t involve strippers, cuz strippers are too easy, that’s there fucking job, I’m more into people a little less obvious or expecting…It may get me arrested, but that’s the risk I am willing to take for tits, and I’m not even a tit guy, but figure who’s not a tit guy….unfortunately I don’t have a camera….but I do have stepLINKS…

Hello, Clarice…
GO

Today, in Hollywood-Jungkie-Crack-Whoresess
GO

Shitty Hip Hop Song, With Great Video and a Set of Tits
GO

Peaches Geldoff Pig Shows Sloppy Tits
GO

Homeless Terminator Vs Apple – VIDEO
(This is Awesome)
GO

World Cup 2010: Top 5 Wives and Girlfriends to distract Spain
GO

Man, I’m Sure Into This Emma Stone Broad
GO

Paula Patton’s Hottest Pics
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Because Pretending to Get Laid Virtually Is Way Better Than Not Getting Laid At All
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Alabama Politics: Evolution Sucks!
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Katie is Lookin Hot on the Patio
GO

Some Dykes and Dildos – VIDEO
GO

I Don’t Blame Jeremy Piven For Wanting to Be All Over That Ass
GO

Collien Fernandes Does German FHM
GO

Ke$ha Needs Less Drugs (Or Maybe She Needs More Drugs) – VIDEO
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Some Amazing Hip Hop Boooty
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Who ME Some Nipple! – GALLERY
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Jessica Hammon is Just Too Fucking Much
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It’s Like Kim Kardashian’s Ass Gets More Insane By the Day
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Sara’s Friend Shows Her How Fun a Dildo Is – VIDEO
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Deepika Padukone is Making Me Think There’s Something To This Whole Bollywood Thing. WOW
GO

Miranda Kerr Gives Us A Leg Show
GO

Camilla Belle Hotness
GO

Personally, I Think Sting is a Way Hotter Woman Than Lady Gaga, What Do You Think?
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LaeAnn Amos’ Body is Out of Control
GO

Kate Hudson X Cameron Diaz Catfight
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Lana is Trying to Escape Lesbian Island – VIDEO
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Danielle is in Nike’s World Cup Soccer Jersey and She Makes It Look Good
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Eva Longoria is Lookin Hot
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Denisa Wants to Say Hello
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Awesome, Busty Chick at the Beach
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Meagan Fox is Lookin Sexy is a Corset
GO

I Like Hearing News Reporters Talk About Cock – VIDEO
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Roman Polanski Might Have Molested This
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Now THIS Is a Cell Phone Commercial
(Yes There is PUSSY)
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I’d Like to Be All Over These Hips
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Super Sexy Lesbian CPR – VIDEO
GO

Daisy, Mia or Lizzie?
GO

I Wish Claire Danes’ Dress Was a Little Shorter
GO

And MORe Hot Lesbians – VIDEO
GO

Follow Me, I’m Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

14

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Celebrities are boring…the news usually isn’t….mainly cuz it deals with real issues and real stupidity and real insanity….where as celebs are just all fucking bullshit…so here’s some of the best news stories I’ve come across today….enjoy….and remember you can be featured here…all you have to do is a fucking stunt that gets you on the fucking news…I suggest exposing genitals and rubbing them up on people on the bus…but maybe you’re more creative than me…

Virginia Teacher Accused of Being Drunk in Class

Missouri Mom Pleads Guilty to Paying Teens to Get Drunk at Party
Karen Downs pleaded guilty to offering $10 to a group of 14 year-old girls to see who could chug a glass of vodka the fastest

Men Pole Dancing for Exercise

Louisiana Man Carries Sign ‘Adult Sex w/Children Is Okay’
A controversial sign has sparked anger in Louisiana, but the man says his sign is to spark not conversation, not support adult sex with underage children

PA Couple Wants to Get Married at Strip Club They Met At
A Pennsylvania couple wants to get married at the strip club they met at, but the town wants to shut it down

Caught on tape: brave customer takes on store robber with chair

Beyonce’s Influence on the World…Put her in Jail…

Kids Shooting Kids for Being Gay

Posted in:stepNEWS