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2011

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Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch Tight Pants of the Day

I enjoy the Hilary Duff letting dude cum inside her when having unprotected sex because she’s married and that makes it okay, at least that’s the message she’s sending young girls everywhere, which is a good thing, cuz cumming in a bitch is always one of those amazing things, until you realize what you’ve done, because it may end up following you around the rest of your life, only bringing you joy on father’s day every year when it makes you a shitty gift….

I think she’s filled up nicely, all hormonal and amazing, and as much as I hate pregnant chicks, apparently, I like the just fine when they aren’t mine.

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2011

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Amanda Seyfried Boring Hotness of the Day

She could be taking a shit and I’d find her hot…which is probably a bad example…because whenever a bitch takes a shit I findher hot…but I am using it figuratively, you know like back in high school when you’d pretend the thought of the hot girl shity was repulsive, like a bunch of faggots who wouldn’t lick that dirty asshole the second she let you, in a “girls don’t poop” complex that has ruined anal sex opportunity for so many, cuz girls are scared they will shit up your dick, all cuz of a stupid little night in high school…cuz high school is supposed to be the training ground for anal sex cuz bitch wants to retain her virginity and you wanna fuck something…when a dude told all his friends about her asshole slip up, giving her the nick name of “SHITNEY” and “Melishit” depending on what her first name is….following her right through college and into buttsex-less marriage….

If you know what I mean….and if you don’t it is that Amanda Seyfried could be wearing a snowsuit, a fat suit, a fucking burka and she’d still be hot to me…she’s got her spell on me…so seeing her walk her dog that probably licks her twat when no one is home….in a boring outfit….is pornographic enough for me….all cuz it features her…I’m creepy like that and she’s perfection…

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2011

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Liz Hurley Hot Tits in a Hot Dress of the Day

Liz Hurley’s tits in this gold dress are pretty spectacular…They remind me of Liz Hurley of the past, not Liz Hurley the bikini company owner who doesn’t get in a fucking bikini because she’s too insecure since her body is what made her all her money and allowed her to marry what I assume is a billionaire, leading to continued good life, only more clothed, when all we really care about are her tits…that she only brings out to show off to girls at breast cancer events cuz it’s the only place she feels like she’s good amongst all the younger women…you know…

Either way, dressed in gold she’s like a trophy I want to fuck…giving new definition to the term – trophy wife….or at least a new image of old lady mom tits that used to be a model all squeezed together nicely….

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2011

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Petra Nemcova’s Tight Dress of the Day

Here’s some Petra Nemcova for old times….

You gotta love a bitch who doesn’t get taken out by a Tsunami like 1000s of other bitches who weren’t so lucky, it’s like she’s the chosen one, maybe invincible, maybe just too hot for for a dude to not like her step on his shoulders and push him down while she climbs up the fucking tree for air….tapping into her communist escape surivival skills, where it’s either me or him kinda thing, all cold and Russian about it and able to still smile at events….I mean that’s my take on the Petra Nemcova shit, but then again, maybe it’s fluke and she’s just happy to be alive afte rthe whole greiving process, but where’s the fun in that….I like my women blood thirsty sociopaths, or broken….not emotionally sound and balanced….here she is in a tight enough dress that I’d rather be a bikini….but I hear she loses her shit everytime she gets in a bikini near the ocean, but I could have just made that up….

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2011

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Top Girls Lathering Their Hair Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Finally a fetish that is an actual fetish, you know cuz I’m been straying for things people actually masturbate to, into obscurity people could probably masturbate to if they are weird enough, pretty much taking away all validity from my YouTube is a porn site, until today, when I came across Dirty Lather and other related girls washing their hair videos that were made strictly for weirdos to jerk off to….and that live on fucking youtube, cuz youtube is a porn site, they just showcase they weird clothed shit….and not the actual naked chick normal shit…Buy stocks in it….

Here’s the top vids I found…

Busty Drunk Nasy Girl With Big Tits Washing her Hair

Some Other GIrl Washing her Hair in the Tub

Some Girl Washing Her Hair By the Pool

I don’t know if this counts and hair washing – but it is definitely weird fetish shit

Fully Clothed Hair Wash

Trashy Bitch Shampooing her friend

Lather Dreams baby….

Some Asian Lather Fetish

Here’s a Girl Wetting her Hir…

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2011

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Staying up until 5 am drinking a lot alone and talking to dudes online about who the hottest webcam girls online are at 5 am is pretty pathetic, I know because I did it last night…I lived it….and I”m here to tell the story….. not that there’s much of a story….but next time, I may muster up the energy to leave the house anf find real girls….the over priced sex doll, or leaving a breathing bitches is TBD….

Which naturally brings me to my next point…To all the veterens who died for our freedom and/or oil interest of governments…respect.

To the rest of you. Fuck yourself.

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The Hottest Sports Movie Babes: Villains, Love Interests or Eye Candy?
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Who Has the Winning T.I.T.S. — Taylor Vixen or This Girl?
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Swing Circle Fail
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Check Out Jen, you’ll Be Glad You Did
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Kris Kardashian is a Slut Just Her Daughter Which I Guess is Where Kim Got It From
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Live Web Cam Sexiness
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Her Pussy is a Water Fountain
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the 50 Hottest Underboob Photos of All Time
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Kunt Gosselin got a Job, Jesus Christ
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2011

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stepLINKS of the Day

I am bored of getting girls to send me nudes…..they are always terrible….I’ve decided to go back to watching produced porn….cuz everyday girls just can’t hack it anymore…..I mean unless it is in person, and I’ve got their titty in my mouth for free at the bar, in which case, everyday girls are good, I mean everyday girls shine in person, more comfortable with their slut being kept private…you know cuz they don’t want to risk pictures raping them when they try to be president in 20 years or some shit…

Either way, Drinking time, thursday night mean college girls beware….Here are the stepLINKS….

Kanye in Leather Pants Staring Down ASs
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The Hottest Dick Tits of All Time
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Funny Racist Walmart Fail
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Beyonce Releases a Slutty VIdeo Trailer
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More Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pics
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Best Jack And Jill Bad Reviews
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The UK’s Aubry O”Day
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Hope Solo and the Sexiest Sports Ladies Ever on Dancing with the Stars
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Lucy Pinder Topless Bathtub Twitter Pics… Bring A Friend!
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Nikki Reed Up Skirt Panty Peek
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85 Years of Route 66 in Picture
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Yoga Meets Break Dancing
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ASHTON KUTCHER TWITTER FAIL IS ONE OF THE BEST STORIES OF THE DAY
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Live Web Cam Sluts Will Help Make a Gloomy Day Better
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Gotta Love Sexy Hidden Cameras
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Amanda Marie is Girl Next Door Sexy
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Six Fascinating Videos of Real Life Pimps In Action – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Girls In Horrible Remakes
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Sophia Vergara Insane Cleavage
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Take a Ride with the Sperm Bank Bike – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr is the QUEEN of the MILFS and That’s It
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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One Dildo In Her Pussy Ain’t Gonna Cut It – VIDEO
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Rachel Ray No Bra Wonky Cleavage
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Taylor Swift Looks Like She is Swearing a Wedding Dress
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Darren Aronofsky’s Anti-Meth PSAs Are One Giant WTF – VIDEO
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Garret McNamara Breaks Surf Record 90ft. and It’s Insane – VIDEO
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Zabeena Harris is One Hot Model
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Sticking Your Head Up Your Own Ass – VIDEO
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Capri Anderson is Bent Over
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Patrick Swayze’s Niece Just Married a Neo Nazi That Was Going to Try and Kill Barack Obama
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Pam Rodriguez Has One Hot Body
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Sativa and Celeste Get It On
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Inanimate Pornography – A Porno Vid Where Everything Gets It On
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Aria is Red Hot in This Solo Video
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7 Billion Particles Per Frame – VIDEO
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This Guys Pants ARe Gay and Not Gay as In Homosexual, Gay as In SHITTY
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Jessica-Jane Clement Bikini Pics From Thailand! OW!
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She is One Busty Teen – VIDEO
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Those Taiwanese Animation People Mad e avideo About the Justin Bieber Paternity Thing and Here It Is – VIDEO
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Nasty Jump Kick KO – VIDEO
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8 of the WORST Comid Book Movies of All Time
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Bria Miles….Nice
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Gives Great Advice
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The Meth Project Turns me On Cuz Meth Addicts Off Perverts Options…..
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Mila Kunis Sluttiest Looks
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October’s Fail Compilation
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Kesha Eating Beard
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Doggie Beer – WTF
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Alba Showing Off Mom Body
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The 20 Hottest Girls From Commercials
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All Of Broadway
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Rihanna All Spread Out With Camel Toe
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Christina Aguilera Keeps Up Her Fight Against Spandex. FAIL
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Taylor Momsen. You Know, Black Lace Bra, Tits and Slutty On Stage. THAT Taylor Momsen
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Blake Lively’s Tits Spill Out
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Surfer Rides 90 Foot Wave – Breaks Record – Shit
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Naked Gymnastics
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Sexy CPR Lessons From Hot Sluts….
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Marine Fucks a Girl
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I Watched This Girl Fuck a Banana with her Hot Ass and Pussy Last Nigth –
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Nuts Magazine Does Titties
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Today’s SmutMEET
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Danica Thrall TItties Photoshoot
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SI 2012 Swimsuit Calendar
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Cat Deeley Bikini in Hawaii
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2011

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Does a 2012 Calendar of the Day

Here’s the line-up….

Poster/January: Julie Henderson
February: Anne V
March: Alyssa Miller
Left/April: Genevieve Morton
May: Irina Shayk
June: Chrissy Teigen
July: Kate Upton
August: Jessica White
Cover/September: Brooklyn Decker
October: Jessica Gomes
November: Hilary Rhoda
December: Esti Ginzburg

I’m sure you’ve probably seen all these pics before, they are likely from last year’s magazine, I’m too lazy to look into it, because let’s face it, it’s a bunch of pics of big tit s in bikini, even if some of the bitches look like they have Down’s Syndrome (Brooklyn Decker), they all airbrush nicely…….and here are the pics who are likely hotter than anything you’ve ever fucked or will ever fucked….lucky for me, being this internet celebrity, all the bitches I fuck are hotter than this…they just don’t need validation for it….they too busy sucking my dick homies…..

That said….who the fuck buys calendars now…it’s called computers, smart phones and ipads motherfucker…this shit is dated, and I know if I got one of these as a gift, the person giving it to me hates me….Seriously, even Mechanics and senior are off Calendars…what the fuck is the point of them….shit SI get a new product to peddle, like dirty worn bikinis by these bitches, that’s some shit I could get behind and put on my wall after jerking off to the shit til they don’t smell anymore….you know….

Here are the pics….drinking and blogging is great.

Posted in:SI Swimsuit

2011

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Danielle Panabaker Hot for Complex of the Day

Here’s some bitch who has been in such instant classic movies Friday the 13th and Piranha 3DD but more importantly she’s got a younger sister named Kay who starred in some Disney movies with her, which means only one thing, someone learned how to suck dick for work at a young age…not that it matters…even saying that about Disney people is getting irritating, cuz like Penn State, shit is just fact…powerful people are sick….and you would probably be sick too if you were a powerful person, cuz I’m kinda sick with no power….if you know what I mean.

My friends at COMPLEX did a shoot with her, for whatever reason, I mean these are the people who called me the man of 2008…..back in 2007…boy did I let them down….but friends tend to do that to a person…..


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