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2011

09

Dec

She’s the Wetest in the Building Porn on YouTube of the Day

There’s a ridiculous bad rap video going around and I have no choice but to post it…partially because I love bad rap….It was always a dream of mine to make bad rap videos and be a bad rap group….making of mockery of rap…..a dream I will never live out because I’m not actually that interested in it unless I am drunk…..the real reason I’m posting it is cuz there’s porn on tv in the background of this video…which may be a new youtube fetish I never thought of….that I call background porn….

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2011

09

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the best news compilation on the entire internet according to me…

Man Passes On Nude Photo of Teen Girl To “Teach Her A Lesson”
He wanted to teach his girlfriend’s daughter a lesson after discovering the teen had naked pictures of herself on her cell phone — and sheriff’s deputies say he forwarded that naked picture to all her contacts.

Cop Takes Wild Ride On Car Hood In China
A Chinese police officer tried to stop an illegal taxi cab, but the driver didn’t plan on stopping, reaching speeds approaching 100 mph.

Does LCB Ad Blame Women For Rape?
A new responsible-drinking campaign from Pennsylvania’s Liquor Control Board is sparking outrage after ad imagery links drinking to the date rape of women.

NYC Teacher Accused of Loansharking
Authorities on Long Island have charged a New York City schoolteacher with loansharking. Sean Harris, 36, of East Meadow, who moonlights as a professional bodybuilder, is a gym teacher at I.S. 141 in Astoria, Queens.

Video: Squirrel pulls school fire alarm
When a false fire alarm went off in a Manatee County school last year, officials thought a student may have been responsible. But when they reviewed security cameras, the staff found that a squirrel was the culprit.

Florida AG Bondi Pranks Daily Show Reporter
Asif Mandvi, reporter for the “Daily Show,” tried to prank Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, asking for a sample of her urine. She immediately forked it over, though it was only apple juice.

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2011

09

Dec

The Making of the Pirelli 2012 Calendar of the Day

IF you always wanted to know what goes on in the mind of a photographer who shoots the nude models of the Pirelli Calendar….because it makes your jerking off to it feel like intellectual, academic, cultured experience, because you can get what the people in the photos were thinking, why they did things, the process, the experience…this is for you….and if that’s your thing…all that background research for your naked model masturbation….you’re weird…but you already knew that….

Posted in:Pirelli 2012

2011

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is 1 pm where I am…so posting the morning hangover dump while hung over hence why I am doing it at 1 pm is hilarious to me…cuz it’s not morning at all..I wonder how bad this is going to get…..Sore liver, festive as shit, so festive I decorated my toilet with black loose stool…hey man…it’s called the hangover dump…what the hell did you think this post was about..

Here are som links…while I regroup…

Let’s Start Friday With Some Rally Car Compilations – VIDEO
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The 40 Most Buzz-Worthy NFL Cheerleaders of 2011
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Free Cams That Will Drive You Wild
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Dune Buggy Jumps a Spectator, Whoa – VIDEO
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Twitpic Theatre – A Playmate’s Life
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Maya Michelle is Fine By Me
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Let’s See What Bullsh*t Kris Jenner Said Now
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Live Sex Shows, Make the Most of Them
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Blonde Girl is Self Fisting
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A Bunch of Sluts in Fur Coats
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2011

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

When I get emails like this…

The girl on the front of your site this morning is so beautiful I just love her feet, please show us more of her please

Your Best and only Dyke Friend

I feel like I’ve made it….

When I get looking at the attached food fetish self shot pic….I know I’ve made it…

7 years hard motherfuckers….Time to take this mainstream…..

Here are the stepLINKS

Demi Lovato Biggy Titties…
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What The Fuck is Happening to these Asian Foreheads….
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Buy This for your Chick and She’ll Fuck You
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Scout Willis Flashing Her Ass
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The Worst O-Face Ever
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THe Wonder Years Without the Narrator is Som Creepy Shit…
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Angelina Jolie Anus in Marie Claire – Old and Slutty
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Here’s a Close FUcking Call
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Jessica Biel’s Ass is All She’s Good For
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America’s Next Top Model Stupidity
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Live Sexy Shows That Are, Well, SEXY
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Now THAT is a Close Fucking Call – VIDEO
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Aylen Alvarez is Hot on the Beach
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Riding in Cars With Boobs, Starring Gisele
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The 10 Sexiest Nude Mods In Video Games
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Miranda Kerr’s Amazingly Tight Bikini Body
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Lindsay Lohan Killed Heath Ledger, Will Debut Playboy Shots on Ellen
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Free Cam Shows, You Will Love Them
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That’s How You Tear Your Vagina in Half
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Anna Benson Goes on Reality Show Rampage
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Elsa Benitez Breasts Turn 34 Today!
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Worst of 2011: Wonder Woman
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Charlize Theron Brings the Sexy as Always
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Kate Upton’s Tits Are Awesome
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Selena Gomez is on All Fours for Justin Bieber
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Amber Heard is Just… Wow
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CATALINA OLTAVARO Looking Good And Ready
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I Like to Watch Sexy Ladies Shower
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Meet 5″4 252lbs “Toxic Lulu” The Obese Pole Dancer And All Her Glory!! [Video]
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Georgia Jones is Incredible
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Bella Lynn and Melanie Scott Bring the Girl on Girl Action
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Because There’s Never A Bad Time For A Little Pussy
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Celeste Gets Her Masterbation On
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Jaime Edmondson Endorses Top College Football Programs
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Gotta Love a Leggy Babe in Nylons
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Sarah Shahi is Super Sexy
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How About a Slutty Pikachu?
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J-Woww’s Complete Maxim Magazine Pics (12/2012)
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Nasty Nasty NYC Catfight
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The 9 Worst TV Series Endings of All Time
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Nicki Minaj + Madonna Lesbian Kiss Apparently
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Holy Water Made Salma Hayek’s Boobs Bigger
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Sarah Shahi in a Bikini
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Can Men And Women Just Be Friends…..We All Know How This Plays Out…
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Kate Beckinsale Hot as Fuck for REdbook
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Dune Buggy Jumps a Spectator
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J.Lo is a Fat Ninja
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Transformer Bicycle
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Office Prank Gone Wrong
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Selena Gomez Justin Bieber… Go On, Touch It. I Won’t Look
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Aida Yespica Ass Grabbing Hot Bitches In Thongs
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Gemma Arterton’s Boobs Spilling Out Of Her Dress
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Kate Upton Showing Off Her Big Tits In A Wet Bathing Suit
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Now NOT To Get A Second Date
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Sugar Plum Fairies on some Wine Glasses – Nutty
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More Pictures of Selena Gomez in a Bikini
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Tribute to the Hourglass Figure
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Some Hot Black Chicks
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2011

08

Dec

Dead Anna Nicole Smith Gets Exploited by a Poker Site of the Day

GoldenPalace is the same company that bought William Shatner’s cum rag or something equally idiotic for an insane amount of money to get some press….and they are an online casino that may or may not be ruining lives as assholes spend their paychecks on the shit…killing themselves faceless cuz this is the internet….in a billion dollar business I wish I thought up…So I’m hardly surprised they used these archived shots of Anna Nicole and writing shit like “Rest in Peace” or whatever they wrote to make it seem like anything but a cheap publicity stunt….that I think would have been better if they used to dead Anna Nicole..for one Weekend at Bernie’s is a legendary movie….that should be revisited….but also becuase by now her fat’s probably rotted away…leaving her a pile of bones with some plastic titties that can’t annoy us as much as she did on her reality show that killed her….

Either way, here’s a fat Anna Nicole SMith naked and exploited….like she exploded dying billionaires….

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2011

08

Dec

Scout Willis Ass in a Photoshoot of the Day

It is no lie that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were not compatible when it comes to making babies…whether it had to do with drugs, partying, or just clashing genes….it doesn’t matter…cuz their kids are still ugly…but more importantly bottom feeders with trust funds trying to carve their own way by doing stupid hipster shit like showing their asses and by the look of this pic….she might as well be Bruce Willis cuz that’s just the kind of sex appeal she’s got

But here are the pics anyway…

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2011

08

Dec

Kate Upton’s Nun in a Bikini for the Three Stooges of the Day

Here’s another genius move by Hollywood….recrating the Three Stooges which may be the best example of how Hollywood has officially lost any original thought….the idea pool is officiall as dried up as the old lady pussy at the old folks home I used to work at….They are seriously bottom feeding…but like all bad ideas comes some stroke of genius…and in this case they have made the movie worth watching by throwing in some Kate Upton in a bikini, dressed like a nun, instant comedic genius, cuz nun’s aren’t supposed to be hot bitches in bikinis, unless they are in shitty fucking movies seeking some attention by showing off her big old tits and rocking body that I am sure is fleeting when her metabolism slows down and she turns 25….when the rest of her catches up to her tits…but until then…she’s worth lookin at….and that’s all I have to say abou that..

Here’s the trailer…

Here’s the pics…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

08

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day


Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the Megan Fox replacement with the semi racist name, is half naked, in a bikini for Harper’s Bazaar, I guess for old times, cuz she was a topless model ….you know to really secure her place with the virgin losers, often times bald and into comic books dudes who are obessed with her and to sell some Harper’s Bazzar UK magazines…..or maybe it is just a tribute to her before her over-achieving ass made historical, legendary, instant classic movies like Transformers 7 the Robot Gangban Years…or whatever G Rated shit she is in…when really she just belongs half naked, fully naked, in a bikini or showing pussy lip..that’s the only logical transition from model to hollywood…but this bitch skipped the pornographic step….

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2011

08

Dec

Paz de la Huerta for S Moda of the Day

I love Paz de la Huerta….probaby because she always looks like a fucking wreck…you know cracked out and hipster…hungover and high….the kind of girl you would want to bring home to your mom to make her feel like she failed as a parent…the kind of girl I wannt o fuck..girls like this know how to fuck…I mean how else did she end up on TV….more importantly NAKED ON TV …..where the fuck did this goddess come from….where was she before Boardwalk Empire…what gutter does she live in…and why isn’t she sitting on my fucking face….These are the questions I ask myself as I look at these hot pics.

Posted in:Paz de la Huerta

2011

08

Dec

Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe of the Day

Nothing makes Reese Witherspoon look less dumpy than she clearly is…despite all her jogging….or all the work out clothes she wears than a fat upper pussy gunt with a lower pussy sucking up her pants like it is a vaccuum or more likely a blackhole that takes in sin like sex out of wedlock….and spits it out in her weekly visits to church like a good Christian..only to get run over cuz even her God hates her….as do I because the bitch is a lie….she’s not cute, she’s old and annoying…but a camel toe, as disgusting as they can get, is still a cameltoe…

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2011

08

Dec

Katie Price is a Classy of the Day

Katie Price has an awesome fucking tan….she must have just got back from a month long vacation…or possibly a year long vacation cuz I haven’t heard shit about her in about a year…because you don’t get this glamorous and crackwhore from the projects in a blonde win chocolate milky from applying some orange colored bronzer….and you know what…she deserves a vacation…she works hard being a billionaire…and she represents every thing a woman should be…so girls….take it in and let her guide you with her genius in style, career, self-worth and powerful woman stance….and it all starts with ridiculous implants.

Posted in:Katie Price

2011

08

Dec

Kate Beckinsale is a Hot Mom of the Day

Here’s hot mom Kate Beckinsale not crawling around on all fours…not bending over…not naked…not fingering herself…not showing cleavage…not rocking hard nipples….and not even rocking a cameltoe with ease thanks to her looser than average vagina…which may be more of a testament to her work ethic cuz it takes work and sometimes inanimate object insertion because getting famous isn’t easy…even when you are hot…that it has to do with her baby making….you know how it is….or maybe you don’t….

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2011

08

Dec

Jessica Biel Ass in a Dress of a Day

Jessica Biel is everyone’s favorite rock solid body….and I use the word everyone pretty loosely since I don’t think I’ve ever really heard anyone say anything about her….maybe cuz I don’t listen to people when they talk, but probably because she’s only brought up when trying to prove Justin Timberlake’s homosexuality….it’s evidence just like the fact he was in an all boys band created by a convicted pedophile…

But this isn’t about TImberlake, it’s about Jessica Biel and her ass, all round and gently covered by a piece of fabric…all romantic like a romance novel that leads to fat lonely women having a one night stand with a jar of peanut butter and their dogs…you know how it is…

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2011

08

Dec

Ali Larter in Smelly Pussy Pants of the Day

I used to fuck this chick from Holland named Bregje and she used to wear stupid clown pants like this…I just figured it was our cultural differences in our fashions….but people in Holland love riding bikes harder than they love legal prostitution…leading to me figuring out that some fabrics don’t breathe and that makes for a serious pussy smell similar to death…something you’d probably already assume of Ali Larter, even without her crazy pants, you know all filled up with afterbirth and shit, thanks to pregnancy, a prolapsed anus and ruptured intestine, you know baby making injuries….here are the pics…..who the fuck is Ali Larter ?

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