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2009

05

Nov

Molly Sims and her Dramatic Acting Reel of of the Day

I used to hate Funny or Die with a passsion. I didn’t know why, but I like to think it had to do with the figure skating movie Blade of Steel that Will Ferrell was in making me hate everything the motherfucker did. But as I’ve got older, I’ve decided to care less about everything, it’s been a pretty cleansing process and although I am still the bitter hateful motherfucker I tend to be, I don’t actually really hate anything, except maybe Lady Gaga and Katy Perry, I just refuse to carry that shit around with me because it really doesn’t matter enough to affect my mood.

So when I saw this video of Molly Sims, a girl I guess known for being in her bikini a lot, despite her flat ass, I figured it was kinda clever, because making fun of yourself is something I can appreciate so that’s why I’m sharing it with you.

Posted in:Dramatic Actor|Funny or Die|Molly Sims

2009

05

Nov

Megan Fox Rolling Stone Outtakes of the Day

[PICTURES REMOVED CUZ ROLLING STONE ARE CUNTS]
I think Megan Fox is totally overrated and that’s exactly the reason why I am posting this pictures from some Rolling Stone Photoshoot that went down months ago because I figure it will get me traffic and take me to the fucking top of the internet where I feel like I belong…but unfortunately these pictures are boring and they aren’t going to do shit for me in terms of internet stardom or even in terms of getting off because there’s no pussy being flashed, not cock being sucked and Megan Fox remains the pornstar who go away….she’s nothing but a huge disappointment.


PICTURES REMOVED BECAUSE ROLLING STONE ARE MEAN CORPORATE ASSHOLES WHO THREATENED TO SUE ME

Posted in:Megan Fox|Photoshoot|Rolling Stone

2009

04

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

My dog just at a chocolate bar my wife left laying around. Turns out chocolate is toxic for dogs and I had to call the vet, he may die and I guess this may be the end of a short lived friendship, because despite thinking I hate him, this brush with death has made me feel nothing but love for him. Wish us luck, I know I’m an asshole, but he’s just a little guy and doesn’t deserve this, I’m going to give him what could be one last belly rub…I almost feel tears creeping up on me…

Sienna Miller is Getting Stuffed With Penis Like a Turkey Does With Stouffers
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Kim Kardashian in the Ring
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There is 100% a Carrie Prejean Sex Tape in Existance, Though It May Never See The Light Of Day
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Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand and I Can’t Ver Well Jerk Off For You
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I’ve Heard the Expression “Boom Mic in a China Shop” But This is Ridiculous
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Who Said It: Sarah Palin Or Anna Nicole Smith?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Slut Named Rochelle and Her Panty Upskirt
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Donger is a New Breed of Cop
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I Don’t Mind a Little Drew Barrymore Now and Again
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Emma Frain is Glorious
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Here’s The New Trailer for Angelina Jolies Movie and The Fact That It’s in Russian Makes It Hilarious
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Hudson is Right, All Men Want is Sex and a Sandwich
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Natalie Portman Looks Just Like Keira Knightley In this Magazine, Holy Fuck
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HAHAHAHHA Kim Kardashian Got Knocked The Fuck Out
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HEY IDIOTS WHO BELIEVE THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012!! IT’S NOT GOING TOO!
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A Heidi Klum Photoshoot
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Natali Blond is Busty
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Nicole Kidman Looks Like a Kinky Wax Figure
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Nip Slip Catfight – VIDEO
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Babe With a Hot Ass Gets Herself Off
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Alejandra Cata Does Lingerie
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Madison and Mackenzie Have a Happy Halloween
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Let’s Shit on Ashley Simpson Some More
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sophie Monk Throwback
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Just a Hot Babe Taking Her Clothes Off
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Bask in Zuzana
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She May Have Herpes, But Sometimes, Just Sometimes, I Think About Bangin’ Paris Hilton
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Denise Milani is Rolling Around in the Sand
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Andi Valentino is a Hot Rocker Chick
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Capri Cavalli & Katalin Kiraly Topless Kissing
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Hannah Hilton Removes Her Green Lingerie
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Man Lohan’s Dad is a Fucking Parasite
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Insane Vehicle I’ll Never Get But I Still Want of the Day
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Praise the Lord!!! Praise Jesus!!!
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DJ AM’s House is For Sale
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Now There’s Some Big Tits
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Me and My STD – VIDEO
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120 Hot Girls Doing Keg Stands
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Malin Ackerman and Some Upskirts
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Some Brad Pitt Cock for the QUeers…and Curious
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Hot Mormon Muffins
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The Blow Up Bra
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THE UNCENSORED OUTTAKES OF THE KELLY BROOK LINGERIE PHOTO SESSION ARE FUCKIN’ AWESOME!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

04

Nov

Kim Kardashian Charity Boxing Black Eye of the Day

Kim Kardashian and her family had an auction to box them and it was the one time I wish I had a ton of fucking money, because beating the fuck out of Kardashian, ideally punching her in the cunt at least once and leaving her knocked the fuck out is something I’d be more than happy doing, whether the money went to charity or not.

I think she pussied out and boxed a chick, but at least she was left with a black eye and I just don’t understand how she doesn’t relize that getting punched up is alright, but the number one thing this bitch could do for charity to help better the world out would be to disappear….

On a sidenote I just Youtubed Kim Kardashian for a video of the boxing match and all I got was clips of her sex tape cuz Youtube is a Porn site and her sex tape is all she is good for and she’s not even that good in it. Funny that all the big advertisers advertise on Youtube even if it is a Pornsitre….not that you care…but I do….cuz no one advertises with me….

Posted in:Black Eye|Kim Kardashian

2009

04

Nov

Rachel Bilson is Skinny For Flaunt of the Day

The good thing about this photoshoot of Rachel Bilson for Flaunt magazine is that they photoshopped her fat, gonna be married, saddle bags off and made her look, thin long and luxurious like celebrity pussy is supposed to look….

Posted in:Flaunt|Photoshoot|Rachel Bilson

2009

04

Nov

Chantelle Houghton’s Got Stupid Cleavage of the Day

In keeping up the theme of the site today, here’s some more serious trash from the UK showing off tit. Her name is Chantelle Houghton and I guess she’s cut from the same discount bootleg designer-print cloth as the other trash I’ve posted of showing off their useless tits for attention.

The worst of it all is that these cunts get paid to do this, I say save it for the stripclubs, and not for the magazine covers, it is fucking up the balance of the world by making gutter whores too much money thinking they are more important than they are and allowing them to buy all the expensive trash available to them to be expensive gutter sluts….when they have the level of talent that should mean sucking dick in back alley’s just to afford the luxury of a warm meal….

Either way, here are her tits…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Chantelle Houghton|cleavage

2009

04

Nov

UK Popstar Sarah Harding Trying to Cover Up The Goods of the Day

Sarah Harding is in some UK pop group I’ve haven’t had the pleasure of listening to or seeing in concert because I am sure it is serious bullshit, but at least she’s trying to keep the band relevant by getting out of her car like a little whore, showing off her maxi pad or whatever the fuck that shit in her pantyhose is. The whole thing bores me – so realize I am posting this for you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Car|Sarah Harding|Upskirt

2009

04

Nov

More Kelly Brook Stupid Cleavage of the Day

Kelly Brook’s rocking some corset lookin outfit like she’s a whore from the 1800s or some shit, you know like she was in Moulin Rouge or walking the streets of London before dying of Syphlis, all making me wish I was dressed like Jack the Ripper, you know the guy who would kidnap whores and bring them back home for play time, only instead of stabbing her violently and killing her, since that’s really not my thing, I’d definitely try to kill her with my dick….

I’m not sure what that means, but I think it means I like her or at least like her outfit….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kelly Brook|Tits

2009

04

Nov

Kate Beckinsale is the Hot Mother of the Day

Kate Beckinsale’s a mom. That always amazes me because the mom’s I know just don’t look like this. She’s got a hot fuckin’ body and her being worth fucking is the one thing I can agree with those virgin comic book losers who buy multiple copies of the movie Underworld, you know one to keep in the package, one to use to watch, one as a back up because virgin comic book losers are good collectors, excpet when it comes to collecting memories of all the pussy they’ve fucked, I mean that and that masturbation rocks.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hot|Kate Beckinsale

2009

04

Nov

Bette Midler Leg Show of the Day

I went to a Jewish wedding a few years ago becasue I thought there’d be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before the woman’s daughter decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignorant non-Jew all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.

A months later, I went to a gay dude who died of Aids’ funeral because I thought there would be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before a group of trannies decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignornant non-faggot, all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.

That said, here dressed as gaudy as you’d expect a gay jew to dress, but any 65 year old who can pull this off is worth having sex with, you know since they can’t get pregnant and are all post menopausal and not too picky and shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bette Midler|Legs

2009

04

Nov

Rachel Hunter Doin Some Squats of the Day

Rachel Hunter is demonstrating some moves Rod Stewart taught her back when they were in a staged relationship to pretend he was straight despite how masculine she always looked. No, he wasn’t an avid baseball player, but he was an avid squatter, or at least he was every time they had sex when he’d get into this position before making her fuck him up the ass with a big black strap on……

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rachel Hunter|Squats

2009

04

Nov

A 27 Foot Katie Price that is Gonna Be Burned of the Day

Here is a very lovely 27 foot lifelike rendition of tranny Katie Price holding the heads of homosexuals of today and yesterday, built for the sake of burning it the fuck down in the flames, something I hope her afterlife has in store for her because there’s no way she didn’t sell her soul to the fucking devil to get where she is today…

Seriously, she’s such a stain on society whether selling her pussy to further her career, or getting the stupidest tits imaginable to further her career, or dressing up like shit to further her career, pretty much embodying everything wrong in the world today, there’s no way she’s not going to Hell….not that I believe in religion or the afterlife, but I am just saying I can’t wait to see the video of this burning the fuck to the ground, because it’s make my fantasies of her burning to the ground easier to visualize..shit is like porn to me.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:27 Foot|Bonfire|Katie Price

2009

04

Nov

Teenage Pimps and Teenage Whores Video of the Day

I was 16 in a white suburban American town and despite rumors of suburban girls in the 80s being sluts, I will tell you they were also racists and being the only Mexican out there, I wasn’t getting any pussy, even the albino bitch took work to get a hand job from and she was missing a fucking finger, so the idea of girls putting out wasn’t even in my fucking mind, it was seriously impossible, like a fucking myth that would only come true when I was a little older and I met a few easy unattractive sluts who didn’t got to my school and weren’t shy to take off the turtleneck sweater but paying for the shit with girls our age just wasn’t a fucking option….

Unfortunately, my dreams of teenage whores came crashing the fuck down halfway through the video, when I saw what the actual whores looked like, but the concept was hot in theory….I guesss….when they are bitches you wouldn’t want to fuck for free it takes away the allure…

But on a side note, the older white dude who got the cute one’s virginity for 50 bucks got a seriously good deal. Bitches sell that shit on eBay for tons of money…..

On another side note, Tyra’s investigative questions like “did you have sex with her” are fucking pornographic…Good work Tyra…

Posted in:16 Years Old|Teen Prostitutes|Teenage Pimps

2009

04

Nov

Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures from her Blog of the Day

I don’t know if it is some primal instinct for every single girl on my facebook to have at least one picture in a bikini, no matter how unattractive she may be, and to be honest, I don’t even care what the reason behind it is, I’m just glad they are doing it, because otherwise masturbating to random people I don’t know would be far less convenient, I’d have to imagine you naked or doing dirty things, when a bikini picture just clears it all up for me and as a lazy man that means alot…

So when I heard Marisa Miller had a blog, someone people only care about because she gets in a bikini, I figured there would be a lot of bikini pictures and I guess, I was right but in Marisa Miller’s defence it probably wasn’t for attention like the girls on my facebook trying to feel like they are Marisa Miller, but instead because bikinis are all she wears because she is Marisa Miller….

Here are some pics of her tits on set for America’s Next Top Model…

Posted in:Bikini|Marisa Miller

2009

04

Nov

Joanna Krupa’s Tickle Fetish Video of the Day

Any whore with little self-respect willing to do anything to make it in entertainment but unsure how to share what she thinks is her hot body and talent knows that includes local low level productions so long as they are paying, even if they are for weird fetish videos like Tickle fetishes, figuring as long as they aren’t showing pussy or getting fucked on camera, it won’t be all that bad, unless you end up on dancing with the stars, in which case the people who would otherwise keep their foot tickle fetish secret, send in their favorite clip to TMZ to both bring light to their market, in hopes of some fresh content will be produced now that we know there’s a market all at the expense of Joanna Krupa’s humility….Here is a clip from her tickle fetish video weirdness…if you get off to this…you are officially strange.

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|Tickle Fetish