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2012

24

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was up all night drinking at some fucking depressing bar in some depressing…yet affordable…even for me…Casino last night with an ex show girl…turned call girl…bitter as fuck about what Vegas has become…but I think it had more to do with what her life became as I ejaculated on her old, weathered face….filling her wrinkles better than BOTOX…

Screaming Marine Isn’t So Tough Afterall
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The Hottest Athlete of Each of the Last 25 Years
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Shay Maria and Selina Lo Are Warrior Women
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This Archery Chick Will Shoot You in the Face
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Aki Hoshino is One Hot Asian
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Justin Bieber Wants To Remake ‘Fear’ So He Can Be The Next Marky Mark
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Live Web Cam Sexiness. Nuff Said
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18 year Old Strips Down
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The 10 Most Awkward Actresses
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2012

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m still in Vegas – Drunk….But taking the time to give you some stepLINKS…I’m a fucking hero…at least that’s what I’m telling all the middle aged moms on their menopause party trips….all tight dressed and big mom tittied…..vagina pieces everywhere like an exploded hoover dam…..I can’t ever come home…This is now home….

Rihanna is Partying With Chris Brown and Is Obviously Dumb as Shit and Didn’t Learn Her Lesson the First Time Aroun
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WTF Photo of the Day is Showvaing Some Sluts Tits….of the Day
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Live Web Cam Sluts, for Your Pleasure
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Screaming Marine
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Kate Bosworth in Interview…Slut
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Bar Refaeli Has Hot Fucking Tits
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Samsung’s Smart Window is Kinda Insane – VIDEO
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Paula Deen’s 10 Deadliest Recipes
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A Bunch of Sluts From the AVN Awards
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Cameron Diaz is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Girl on Girl: Tiffany Crystal and Jessica Vaugn
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Karli is Super Sexy at the Beach
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This Girl Can Sneeze With Her Eyes Open – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, That’s a Price You Can’t Beat
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Naked Hottie Get’s Super Flexible
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Patriots vs. Giants: Which Super Bowl Team Has the Hottest Fans
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Bucky Larsen Has Meredith Giangrande Bucky Naked!
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Ahhhhh eva Mendes
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Haven’t Seen Much of Bar Refaeli Lately, So Here She Is
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Steven Tyler Screams Out The National Anthem Exactly The Way You’d Expect Steven Tyler To Scream Out The National Anthem – VIDEO
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Naya Rivera is Wearing a Bathrobe or Something
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Move Over, Sexy Ass Coming Through
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Kevin Federline Had a Mild Heart Attack Cause He’s a Fucking Fat Ass
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Two Busty Teens Get It On – VIDEO
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This Pastor & His Wife Encourage Sex For Jesus
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Sexy Massage Turns into Hot Lesbian Fuck Fest – VIDEO
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Blake Lively is Going Surfing
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Hottie Waits for the Train
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Ahhh Sofia Vergara
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These Tits on Chat Roulette May Not Be What They Seem
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Money Talks: Two Girls get Paid to Saw Wood Topless
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Mellissa Satta Has Some Sexy Bikini Candids
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When Douchbags Fail, They Fail BIG – VIDEO
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JWoww Hosted a Pool Party
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Welcome to Megan Fox Island
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More Bikini-Busting Kate Upton Photos? Yes Please!
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Sofia Vergara Shows Off Her Bigs Tits
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How Big A Cock Can Rihanna Take? This Big…
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Vanessa Hudgens Picks Her Bikini Wedgie Out Of Her Ass
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Miley Cyrus Has No Bra, And Some Nice Swollen Nipples
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Lindsay Lohan Has No Bra And A See Thru Shirt
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Rihanna’s Half Naked in Bikini
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Fast Shooting Archery Girl
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2012

23

Jan

Whitney Port Shows Her Nipples in THese Bikini Pics of the Day

There is no way this isn’t intentional…there is just no way this low level trash from a reality show no one cares about….that’ been off the air for a long time…is accidentally busting out of her shirt…and whether it is accident or not…cuz I know these things happen…just not when hired paparazzi are on your ass…..unless you want them to…and who cares..being a pathetic bottom feeding attention whore is ok…if you get naked…or topless in the fucking process….

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2012

23

Jan

Miley Cyrus Braless Nipple of the Day

Miley Cyrus is doing good for the world….See she went wholesome, less slutty than she was at 16 and 17, because she knew she’d get a ton of attention…and now she’s going all hippie, hipster, I have small tits and don’t need a bra, which happens to be way fucking hotter than when a bitch tries to act like whore, because it’s subtle eroticism…that I can actually get turned on by….even as PG-13….as a hard nipple is….shit like this in a world of smut makes me remember a time when a hard nipple was all I need to cum….especially after being surronded by throat fuckers, gangbangers, vaginas that have been to hell and back all week….I dig it…

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2012

23

Jan

Cameron Diaz Picture of the Day

I don’t know why I bothered with this picture of Cameron Diaz hard old face, busting out of her shirt in what may be a push up bra, or may be a breast implant, but I figure since I took the time to download it, I might as well upload it….I have a feeling it’s got something to do with all the huge fucking tits I’ve seen all week on hard faced women…and I need something a little more humble, wholeseome, but equally slutty, with what is probably a far dirtier vagina….that’s got to be it….

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2012

23

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Love Scene of the Day

Here are some softcore porn, maybe romance novel cover inspired pics of kiddie Pornographer Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend, who may or not be a homosexual like the last one, and she’s wearing a bikini, at sunset, in the ocean, like could she even write a better diary entry than this shit….

I’m digging it thanks to the bikini…..that’s all I really need to make boring, pathetic, obnoxious love more enjoyable…

Here she is in a dress….

while her BF getting some love from some other bitches…..

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2012

23

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the news…and aspire to one day make the news…because leaving a legacy of being an idiot is pretty much all I need in life…I’m so jealous of these idiots…

Pole Goes Down On Live TV
A crane operator wasn’t paying attention and took out a pole at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts and it was all caught on live TV.

Man Assaults TV Reporter On Camera
Shane Dykes got physical with ABC6 Columbus reporter Dave Detling, who confronted him about animal cruelty charges.

Stuffed Animal Throws Houston, Texas Into Panic
The Houston, Texas Fire Department got one of their stranger – and scarier – calls this week when someone reported seeing a live tiger.

Man allegedly left porn near bus stop intentionally
Police arrested a 47-year-old Leicester, Massachusetts man accused of leaving pornographic videos along the route local middle school students take to get to their bus stop.

Hot Mom Accused of Driving Drunk with Child
Police in Troy, Michigan stop a suspected drunk driver and find her toddler in the vehicle. It was all caught on dash cam video.

Former Neo-Nazi to Run for Sheriff in Arizona
A well known former Neo-Nazi has his sights set on the Pinal County Sheriff’s office now that the current Sheriff, Paul Babeu plans to run for Congress and JT Ready wants the job.

Man Shoots Himself In Head With Nail Gun And Lives
An Illinois man grazed himself with a nail gun in the head and didn’t think much of it until the next day when he was suffering from horrible headaches.

Teacher Finds Mouse In Baby’s Mouth At NJ Daycare
A New Jersey daycare worker found a mouse stuffed in a toddler’s mouth when the child was playing under a table.

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2012

23

Jan

Karolina Kurkova’s Legs of the Day

Here are some model who fights with her weight and pretends it is her thyroid and not just binging legs at her skinny months….for no reason other than that I like long thin legs on all bitches…even if they used to be fat…cuz I know they put value on what is important and that is being skinny…not to mention, I’m just looking at pics of the bitch….not marrying the bitch…so it’s a here and now situation…I don’t need to worry about what happens 6 months or 6 years down the road to this prone to be a fucking pig….pig….not looking like a pig right now…

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2012

23

Jan

Rita Rusic Old Hot Lady Bikini of the Day

I feel like the site is getting repetitive…but that’s nothing new…I guess when you’re half retarded alcoholic…you tend to say the same fucking things over and over again…especially about the same bitches….like this Rita whore…who I’ve for some reason done a dozen posts on like she matters…all because she’s in a fucking bikini and I love bikinis…and sure as a 60 year old pussy she looks amazing…and that should be celebrated if you care enough to celebrate it…while I just prefer seeking out vacation pics of hot young pussy on Facebook….cuz under all circumstances…hot young pussy is better….especially when equally no-name….

Here she is in a black mesh porn looking shirt to cover her bikini…

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2012

23

Jan

J.Woww’s Big Tits of the Day

One of life’s biggest tragedies is that J.Woww was in Vegas at some dumpy Casino called Harrah’s, where I spent a night at a Piano bar with a cop, a born again Christian and a crackwhore just a few nights ago…..and I didn’t stick around to meet this trash….

I guess the real issue is that I probably wouldn’t recognize her amongst the trash that fills they Casinos of vegas…There’s lots of fake tit cleavage, shitty tans, and cheap clothes on cheap women….but it still woulda been nice to grab at her like the pervert I am, maybe even encorage her to rip lines off my tits….but I’m a failure…..

Here are her tits…

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2012

23

Jan

AVN and ANE and AEE 2012 in Vegas of the Day

I did the porn convention…it was amazing. From hot, trashy, disgusting, amazing, young, old, fake tit, real tit bitches to greasy sleazy pimp, virgin loser porn addicts and just a whole mix of people …. I stayed entertained…

I did the porn awards…it was amazing…long and drawn out and lacking someone like me to really bring it home with my great jokes….

I gave my all access pass to an older dude named Jose. See cuz I had no photographer and an hour before the event approached him outside the venue….. I have no idea if he will send in the pics, but when he does, or if he does, they’ll go up here….In the meantime here are some pics from the convention that I got with my shitty camera…

Pornstars ignored me, Jessica Drake praised me then ignored me when I told her to unblock me on twitter, I didn’t watch pornstars fuck, Dave Navarro didn’t say hi to me, even though I did his radio show once….but if I make it through the year, I got big plans to make next year better….hell if I survive the rest of this trip I got big plans….which I probably will cuz I’m ridiculously well rested….thanks to the Hardrock Casino beds…but you never know…the cheap liquor and women is everywhere….

Here are some shitty pics I took of the adult expo….you need to understand….this went on for 4 days….8 hours a day…insanity everywhere….this is barely a glimpse into it…

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2012

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am the worst at Vegas….I don’t sleep and I drink like a pig back home, but the second I get a free hotel room, without my wife, I lock my hermit ass in and sleep for 72 hours straight…sure I went to some of the events…but the bed kept winning the war on the terrorism I intended for my Vegas trip on porn bitches…I’m still here…I may never leave…it’ not that vegas is great…but the weirdos who are here are….

Here’s some links to entertain you….while I sober up, pack my back, board a plane and fly back to Canada….

Bollywood Awesomeness is Always Good for a Laugh – VIDEO
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Tim Tebow’s 20 Hottest Fans
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Free Cams Bring the Sexy on a Blue Monday
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Is This the End for Alex Sim-Wise?
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A Pretty Awesome Compilation of the Best Video Clips of 2011 – VIDEO
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Jordan Carver is Militant Sexy
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More Proof Mark Wahlberg Is A Goddamn Idiot
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Live Web Cam Sluts All for You
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There’s a Camera Hidden Under This Slut’s Desk – VIDEO
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Five Reasons Why Megan Fox Will Make A Comeback In 2012
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This Little Girl is Singing a Hardcore Song About Her Dog and Fish and It’s Hilarious – VIDEO
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2012

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

A reader sent this in of his 19 year old girlfriend and got mad I didn;’t post it….so I’m posting it from Vegas….

I’m really horrible at being a networker media person… I’m horrible at attending porn parties….or pretty much any organized event…

For some reason I end up in dive bars, real ghetto shit you probably wouldn’t want to be in, surrounded by the freaks even though the pornstars themselves have put you on their guest lists, but I guess you can’t teach an old dog new tricks…I mean seriously…getting down to Trance music while Jersey Shore people throw napkins at their bottle service tables….is just irritating…tranny pussy, repressed christians talking about how guilty they are for heavy petting their wife pre marriage a decade earlier, while admitting he wants to fuck other women, but it’s so wrong, and other freaks of Vegas….is more my shit…You can take the low life degenerate out of the low life degenerate bars, but you can’t take the lowlife degenerate out of me….

Drinking time…hasn’t ended yet….here are the stepLINKS….

Courtney Stodden Went Jogging or Something
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Meet The Virgin Blonde Slutkini
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Live Web Cam Sluts to Help You Through the Weekend
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Florence Welch Bikini
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100 Best Sports Movie Characters Ever
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Obama Sings Al Green
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Paris Hilton in her Panties
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Demi Moore’s Fake Tits
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Weird Dancing Zebra
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A Pretty Incredible Sports Compilation Video – VIDEO
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The 10 Funniest Robot Chick Sketches
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Ahhhhh Sofia Vergara
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Vanessa Bryant = Queen of the Gold Diggers
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Lingerie Showdown: Kelly Brook vs. Rihanna
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Aki Hoshino is Our Asian Hottie of the Day
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Free Cams to Make Your Friday More Sexy
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Guy Films His Girlfriend Dildoing Herself
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Best Sports Movie Characters Ever
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Miley Cyrus Puffy See Throught Nipples
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Carey Mulligan
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In Case You Missed It, Obama Sings. LOL WTF – VIDEO
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Sexy Celebs’ Skimpiest Bikini Pics Posted to Twitter (PHOTOS)
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Amanda Harrington
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Vanessa Hudgens is in Hawaii
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Sunny Leone is Super Sexy
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Japanese Hottie Mikie Hara
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Carli Banks and Her Vagina
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Layla Flaherty From Desperate Housewives Seems Kinda Trashy and I Like It
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Real Is Overrated: The Most Notorious And Beloved Fake Celebrity Bodyparts Of All Time
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Kacey and Friends Get Their Lesbo On
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“Ghost Hunter� Susan Slaughter Gets Spooky Nude
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Nicole Spencer Gets Naughty WIth Her Hot Friend
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Undress to Impress – The Sweats
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Ahhh Kate Beckinsale
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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The Student Film Awards, Where The Only Losers Are the Audience – VIDEO
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Anna is One Fine Babe
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Julianne Moore Checks Out The Hugo Boss Show In Berlin
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Premium Gallz : Holly – Badchick Rated
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Angelina Jolie Hates Stacy Keibler so I Guess Her and I Have That in Common
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Kate Upton’s New Bikini Preview Will Melt Your Freaking Eyeballs… Damn!
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Fucking With a New Born’s Brain
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15 Sports Hotties We’re Done Caring About
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Best Short Film
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Bar Refaeli COvered in Mud Bikini Pics
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Amazing Sports Video
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Vanessa Hudgens Slutty Bikini
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Blake Lively Does Marilyn Monroe for Gossip Girl….
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Some Awkward Soap Commericial Parody
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Best Picture of the 100 Hottest Athletes of All Time
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Emma Stone’s Bikini in Vanity Fair
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Beat Boxing Flute
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Rhianna’s Bikini Retrospective
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More Miley Cyrus See Through
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More Mena Suvari in Workout Gear
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More Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini
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More Rihanna In a Bikini
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Rosie Jones Topless on the Beach
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2012

21

Jan

Eva Longoria’s Big Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know what this is about, but what better way to start a Saturday than to stare at some Mexican titties that are likely conservative implants, cuz Mexican bitches I know all have the worst fucking tits, it’s genetic…

What it comes down to is that all girls need to be showing off their tits at all times..we’re animals and in the animal kingdom and it is the human equivalent to Baboons showing their swollen pussy when in heat and looking for male attention. only less erotic…..

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2012

20

Jan

Kate Upton’s Hot Bikini Tits of the Day

This is Kate Upton for some shit called Beach Bunny….she’s got an amazing fucking set of tits and is the kind of 19 year old pussy you want to lust after, which according to my new Christian friend is a sin cuz it ruins marriages and porn is the work of the devil, but luckily for all of us God forgives all sins, making all this good as long as you repent and mean it right before you die….I mean just to be safe cuz you never know…..

Either way, take it in, cuz in a few years, the rest of her will catch up to her tits…it’s a scientific fact…

Another fact, I’m at the porn convention in Vegas…I should be socializing with tits…in person…rather than talking about some photoshopped model shit…and that’s just what I’m gonna do..

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