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2011

13

Jul

Helena Christensen Vintage Model in a Bikini of the Day

I posted a link to these pictures of Helena Christensen last night, but I figured I’d post at least one of the pictures, because I’m addicted to posting bikini pictures on my site, but also I am into model pussy, even if that model pussy is past its model expiry date, cuz it ages better than non model pussy, partially because it is taught the importance of physical appearance and it takes the necessary steps to make it a pussy I want to shove my tongue inside….if you know what I mean…all waxed and luxurious…that smell like roses if you can see past all the bi-sexual Michael Hutchence rockstar sperm that’s probably still caked to the vagina walls….which luckily…I can…

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2011

13

Jul

Charlize Theron is Dating Ryan Reynolds – Who Cares? of the Day

I don’t care that Charlize Theron is rumored to be dating a guy who had sex with Alanis Morisette.

I care that she launched her career in May 1999 by doing Playboy like she was Sara Jean Underwood, Pam Anderson and all the other trashy sluts before and after her, only to end up winning an Oscar with her rocking hot South Africa pussy like it doesn’t have a 98% chance of having AIDS….

She’s substantially more solid than that dumpy Scarlett Johansson trash….and here’s a throwback to her getting naked to get ahead for all the young girls out there with a dream who are unsure how to get a Ryan Reynolds of your own…shit starts with getting naked and embracing your inner whore by pretending it is an organic connection with your most natural, uninhibited self….or some other art fag bullshit that makes you feel better about being an immigrant whore….

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2011

13

Jul

Jasmine Waltz Sex Tape Stills of the Day

Here is what may be the most dull intro to a sex tape from someone who isn’t even a celeb…but instead someone who has had sex wih celebs…like a groupie whore…who probably moved to LA to be the next Megan Fox…but is instead fucking on camera like a pornstar….cuz whether she admits it or not…that’s what she is and has become…in her quest to be famous….and if they really want to sell sex tapes…and make her famous like she was a Kardashian, even though that’ll never happen, we’re too used to pornstars being everywhere, and this is her breakout role to introduce her to the world, they could at least try a better fucking hustle, maybe with more pussy and fucking in it….Either way…she’s still pretty hot….

Her name is Jasmine Waltz and she has a sex tape…I just didn’t know who Jasmine Waltz was before this sex tape…..

Turns out she is the reason David Arquette left Courtney Cox for a minute. She always fucked Ryan Seacrest, Chris Pine and Jesse McCartney….people who don’t matter but I guess come along on her quest to be famous…and that didn’t work for her so luckily she released a sex tape…cuz that’s the hustle I can appreciate….

Since I’m the number 2400 source for all things good on the internet, I had no choice but to give this reality star in training, pornstar in denial, escort to the stars who won’t admit it some press, cuz any girl willing to fuck on camera is a girl I will watch.

Cuz fucking shouldn’t be a private secret thing, it should be a way to make money and get ahead.

She’s pretty hot.

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2011

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It turns out that I am a paranoid person. I always think I am being followed. Last night a car alarm went off out side my house and next thing you know all my lights were on, I was hiding in the closet with a fucking knife and I accidentally shit myself. I shoulda twitpic-ed that… but I was too humilated….I ended up all night pacing back and forth in a way that I think means I’ve done too many fucking drugs….

Here is my morning hangover dump.

Okay, Driving Into a Dust Storm Looks Sufficiantly Terrifying – VIDEO
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Major League Wives and Girlfriends You’d Like to See on the Beach
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Free Cam Shows Can Only Make a Day Better
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The 15 Hottest Lead Women In Action Movies
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If You Haven’t Seen This Kid Dancing The THRILLER at a Ball Game, You’re Seriously Missing Out – VIDEO
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Teen Mom Farrah’s in a Bikini Again, And So Are Her Implants
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Bernice Burgos is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Slut Takes a Piss in Front of Some Dudes – VIDEO
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Web Cam Sluts You Won’t Regret Checking OUt
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THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING YOU WILL SEE ALL DAY I PROMISE. MUST WATCH – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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One Legged Salsa Dacing Weirdness
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The Perfect Thing To Say When You Accidentally Shoot Yourself In The Leg – VIDEO
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Lady Gaga’s Got a Fake Dick For Gay People to Like her More – Truth is she’s Just Ugly and not a herm…She just wishes she was one cuz it’s more “daring”….idiot.
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Helena Christensen’s Amazing Bikini Body
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Alba Talks About Her Body….and Gisele’s Likely Penis
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Live Sex Shows You Won’t Want to Miss
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Teen Mom Farrah’s Hot Body Shitty Face in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner’s Creepy Bhind the Scenes Bikini Shoot as her Family Whores Her Out
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And That’s Why You Don’t Mess With a Birds Nest – VIDEO
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From Dimes To Deuces: 10 Women Who Used To Be Hot
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Sara Underwood Cosplays as Padme Amidala
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Selena Gomez Twitter Cleavage
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Free Cam Shows to Make a Hot Summer Day Hotter
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Three Sluts Get Crazy on Video Chat
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20 Bizarre Sports Moments of the 2000s
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German Actress Indira Weiss No Panty Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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The Last of Kate Middletons California Hotness Tour
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Supermodel Helena Christensen Bikinis in Italy
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Heidi Klum is Topless
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Slip and Slide Hotness on Brazillian TV
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How About Some Lesbian Sluts
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Gotta Love When a Reporter Say CUNT Live on Air – VIDEO

More Schwarzy Drama
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Betty and Lea Get It On
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Top 5: Ways to Cool Off in the Nude
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Kate Winslet is Still Bangable
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Teen Sluts Get It On
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Megan Fox Gallery
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Hottie in Tights and Jean Shorts
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Penelope Cruz is Wearing the Shortest Dress Ever
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fuck I Love Keri Hilson
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My Latest Girlfriend – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Korean Slut Gets Herself Off on the Webcam
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Shay Laren is Naked Again
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7 Annoying Shows Women Watch (and how to survive them)
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Paris Hilton Doesn’t Look Like Paris Hilton in This New Photoshoot
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Check Out Ayisha Diaz
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Brian Austin Green Plays The Jealous Husband. Yup, This Will End Well
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Florida: Kill Your First Kid. First One Is On Us
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Kim Kardashian Naked Is A Natural Beauty
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

12

Jul

Funny Gas Station Video of the Day

This is exaclty what I would do if I was at a gas station and this went down, cuz really shit’s not my problem and I don’t need the headache of waiting around to see if everyone is ok, I mean they are the idiots who got themselves in that mess, why the fuck do I have to inconvenience myself….sure I’m into myself, I don’t care about others, but there’s a reason for that…and I wouldn’t expect other people to help me…I’m no superhero and I’m not gonna pretend to be one…

But this video is hysterical…amazing….

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Posted in:Viral Video

2011

12

Jul

Cintia Dicker in Aerie Lingerie Video of the Day

The fact that her name is Dick’Her is far too appropriate…I can’t imagine a bikini model named dicker is legit…it’s gotta be some millions invested in marketing and research to determine that dicker sends subliminal messages to dudes to make them want to fuck a bitch, but I have a feeling her hot ass, natural red hair fire crotch I want to burn my lips/tongue and her willingness to show her tits for fashion, money, like a hooker does a good enough job of that on its own…

So here she is in some corporate video for some company in a thong and I think it sets the mood for a good self-loving session….even though I prefer her bare tits and not tame youtube videos…

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2011

12

Jul

More Karolina Kurkova Lingerie Model Mom in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

I posted some bikini pictures of model who almost got fired for being fat but instead blamed it on a health issue, got pregnant, and came back tighter than ever, so tight she no long her a belly button, which makes no sense, unless maybe the corporate monsters at Victoria’s Secret created a robot in her image, like some Stepford wife’s shit, cuz you know at the 10 billion dollars a year they make, they can pretty much do anything they fucking want with these immigrant bitches they own…. yesterday….but these pics of her in her red bikini being a mom were floating around and unfortunately, I have an addiction to posting every bikini picture I can on the site, so here it is….

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2011

12

Jul

Taylor Momsen 17 Year Old Lingerie In Concert of the Day

My day is not complete without watching a recent concert video of Taylor Momsen on her quest to be a respected, yet fabricated and contrived, 70s rocker who is all wild and crazy and tapes her nipples, wears lingerie and pretty much will fade into obscurity the day she turns 18 and America realizes they’ve seen all they want to see of her, as they go on to find the next 17 year old to obsess over, cuz it’s illegal and that’s what turns them on…those crazy Americans in their land of the free, unless you want to do fun things…

I can’t watch this shit without laughing…it is so fucking lame….but luckily I have this talent where I can focus on the body in fishnets and panties and ignore all things bad about them…I developed the skill when I was on my fourth hooker having a drug overdose, and I was keen on getting my money’s worth before dealing with the issue at hand…ever since then…no distractions.

I don’t know what I’m talking about…watch the video…

Here’s her fan video of the day – cuz it’s hilariously bad…and awkward…you know with the fact that they are grown men…

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2011

12

Jul

Pam Anderson in a Barely See Through Dress of the DAy

To balance out the Young Ass in a Bikini, I was forced to post these pictures of some very old tainted with hep ass, that was once young ass in a bikini everyone wanted to fuck, but that was a long long long time ago….The nice thing is that she’s covered up her face as best as she can with her hair and glasses….but more importantly that she’s covered up the jaundice with a hot spray tan…cuz no one likes revisiting the original sex tape star who 90 percent of men jerked off to in the 90s, when this fake tit, petite frame, fake blonde look was what everyone dreamt of fucking, only to find her dirty pussy rotting the rest of her….at least not most people…Personally, I’m totally cool with STDs….

Here she is in a see through dress, that’s not see through enough…as I hope for her career to have a second wind, despite her attempt with Dancing with the Stars the Last Resort….only cuz I think it’d be fun to watch her fuck and compare the sex with the past when she was a vibrant piece of ass at her peak to this bottom feeding scum she is now….depleted souls that are a fragment of what they once were can lead for depraved sex…a least that’s what the street whores I’ve hung out with have shown me…

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2011

12

Jul

Miranda Kerr Takes Her Model Mom Nipples on a Jog of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures are from. I don’t know who took them. I just know that they are of Miranda Kerr jogging in what may be a see through shirt in what may be company issued bra to ensure she’s got it going on anytime she is seen in public as she represents the evil underwear brand…that may be too small for her…and unable to contain her mom tit…showing the world what may be nipple…probably done on purpose as some kind of passive aggressive protest cuz Victoria’s Secret does this thing called “owning” their bitches and making “titty slaves” out of them…and sometimes first world bitches get mad about it…while the Brazilians and Eastern Europeans don’t…thanks to being an appreciative people who don’t want to go back to their war torn/tribal villages…and really as long as the protests are jogging mom nipple…I’m down to support the cause….a cause I invented in my crazy head…distracted by hot model body….I want to explore like the post birth mystery it is….

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2011

12

Jul

AnnaSophia Robb in a Bikini of the Day

AnnaSophia Robb is some 17 year old girl who was in a bikini in the movie Soul Surfer, a movie about how sharks eat you if you’re a weird surfer hippie born again christian with a retarded looking face, but who you probably remember from masturbating to her in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, where she played the cunty one named Violet…..

She’s hot, but then again, what 17 year old blonde chick in a bikini isn’t hot…and I’m saying that as a general accepted fact…cuz no matter what guys I hang out with…they go nuts over barely legal or almost legal girls when they walk by…I’m talking from my lawyer to the sex offender…dudes love youthful tight ass…it’s coded in our DNA….but I think it’s got a lot ot do with this generation of vagina being far sluttier than generations of 17 year olds before them…they are into anal sex according to Oprah, they sext and put on cam shows according to the news, all in a time when older married men are still trying to convince their wives of 20 years to try anal sex…

This generation grew up on internet porn and Paris Hilton…they are the myspace duck pouters bikini pics…and the whole slut thing is quite lovely and accepted by their peers….making me wish I wasn’t creepy to this demo…cuz otherwise I’d be hitting up their parties…you know as the responsible chaparone who looks and doesn’t touch….but only if they are 18 though, cuz otherwise it’s wrong….to film it….cuz legally in Canada the cut off age is 16….Don’t blame me, blame the legal system…but in all honesty, I generally like older pussy better, you know cuz you can have better converstation….as there’s only so much Zac Effron or twilight talk a pervert can take…

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2011

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass Pig of the Day

This just in, Kim Kardashian is Fat and boring….Luckily, the family is whoring out the youthful siblings who haven’t developed obesity and who don’t have the Olympic Athlete gene and not the Armenian Lawyer gene….which clearly is more advantageous…no racist…I mean provided Armenian is a race, I know they’d like to believe it is, but I’ve never heard of a town called Armenia…so I’m going with bullshit…

That said, here is Kim Kardashian’s boring fat ass.

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2011

12

Jul

Emma Watson Thinks her Premieres are the Royal Wedding of the Day

I don’t know what the deal with Emma Watson is, but she reminds me of a tacky italian bitch at her first communion, or a tacky bride at her wedding, or like a tacky white trash bitch at her fucking high school prom….or even some Toddlers & Tiaras shit that’s just awkward looking…cuz she’s been going to these Hairy Poofter premieres all dolled up like she’s at the royal wedding or some really formal event, when all she’s doing is her last walk down the premiere line, cuz after Potter, she aint got shit but a pile of money and a fanbase of pedophiles who have watched her grown while dressed like wizards…aka the worst kind of fanbase….other than their loyalty….and ability to collect…their social awardness and smell of stale semen makes shaking hands and signing autographs a disaster….but that still doesn’t explain why she’s dressed all ridiculous, even if she’s showing a bit of little tit….it’s a level of princess high maintenance bullshit that’s a real turn off, but that’s cuz I never found her hot, or watched a single Harry Potter movie meaning I didn’t fall in love with her irrationally when she was 13…so I am not blinded….and I can look at her objectively…I’m a hero like that.

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2011

12

Jul

Amanda Seyfriend Getting Her Feet Wet of the Day

There’s always that time when you look at a bitch you want to have sex with from a certain angle or on a certain day and all you see is a really bad, awkward, maybe even ugly face…it’s that split second where you go “what the hell was that”….sometimes it happens when you are having sex with them, sometimes when you wake up next to them, sometimes when you’re watching them work the ice cream shop across the street, sometimes when they are eating lunch in the park next to you…because the reality is no one is perfect, except maybe me, but that’s just cuz I dont have to look at myself….

So here is a picture of Seyfried in shorts, walking in the water like some kind of pirate, stealing her hotness and giving us this big old mouth and patchy skin….Just the way I like my celebrity masturbation material…attainable looking.

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