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2011

05

May

Daveigh Chase Fake Hipster Panty Flash of the Day

I feel like an idiot calling someone a faux hipster, when every hipster is a fake try hard idiot.

We get it, you take yourself too seriously, you are a cynic who just doesn’t give a fuck, all obscure and artistic and against the grain all high on second hand clothing fumes, cheap beer and random drugs, even though they are rich and can buy designer clothes but don’t because that they just don’t care enough to since apathy and unshowering is their thing….

What a joke.

But seeing a bitch who was the voice of Lilo and Stitch rollin’ around on a moped like some hipster faggot is a fucking joke, but I start paying attention when I see the panty flash…

Sniffing bike seats and watching girls in skirts mount and dismount bikes is one of my favorite summer activities, so whether this cunt is legit or not,

Yes she’s totally irrelevant, except maybe to who 15 lame groupies who think it’s a good social move to hang with a bitch who does the voice of Disney Characters who rocks American Apparel….she’s so cool….that’s why only 2000 people follow her on twitter….

Hipsters should be shot. Even though everyone is a fucking hipster these days. It’s the mainstream. How obscure.

Posted in:Daveigh Chase

2011

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the morning walking my dog in the rain, found myself checking out old ladies in yoga pants, enjoying it despite not being happy about it, only to end up in line at a coffee shop, where the woman asked who was there first between me and a hot girl, I said that I was, because I figure why let her go first, when I know she’d never even entertain the idea of letting me fuck her, and I’ll reserve the gentleman behavior to bitches who do, unless I am paying for them, in which case I’ll treat them like the dirt they clearly are…

Here are some Morning links to start my day at 1 pm.

Video Dating Winner That Is Actually a Giant Loser
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Some Bristol Palin Plastic Surgery
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The 50 Hottest Ring Girls Ever
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Free Cams You Can’t Help But Love
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Elisabetta Canalis Gets Naked For PETA
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Mileena Hayes is on All Fours
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And That’s Why You May Not Want to Rob an Old Lady – VIDEO
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She Lost a Bet, So She’s Gotta Show Her Tits
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Cute and Naughty College Roomates Are Fine By Me
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Sluts Caught on Tape
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Now That bin Laden is Dead, the Florida State Government Can Get Down to Business and Make Some Real, Positive Change!
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Posted in:MHD

2011

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just involved in a domestic dispute…I mean not entirely involved in one…I walked past one and I generally freak out when I see the police so I might as well was in one…..I’m high on flooring fumes….I have a friend who conviced us all to huff like we were on the reserve, or like we were all 14 year old kids from the trailer park…It just gave me a headache….kind of like this site…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Britney Spears Looks as Trailer Trashy As Ever
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fat Ass is Single Cuz of her Fat Ass
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These Men That Live As Babies and Shit Themselves Are Fucking Demented – VIDEO
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Segway FAIL Hahahahahha – VIDEO
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Vin Diesel Throwback Breakdancing Weirdness Video
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I Usually Watch These Free Webcam Sluts When Bored….
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They Claim This Slut is a First Time Slut…But they never are….
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Cam Shows for a Slow Day Like Today
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Miranda Kerr Gives Me Boners
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Bar Refaeli Does GQ Italia
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The Best Reason To Go on Vacation is to Get Laid and That’s What You’ll Do Here
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Jennifer Lopez, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Free Cam Shows, Nuff Said
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18 Year Old does a Great Striptease
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Hottest Fans Wearing Basketball Jerseys
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Kate Moss Titty Pic
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Japanese Make Some Crazy Kissing Machine for Fucking Losers Like You – VIDEO
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If Leonardo Di Caprio Dumped Bar Rafeli for Blake Lively, That is Fucking Sad
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Fergie Versus Kelly Osbourne: Who Would You Rather?
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Guess Which Child Actor Recently Made 3 Million Dollars and Has Bascially Made Me Wanna Kill Myself?
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Linds Roxx Should Definitely Be On Your Radar
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Irina Shayk – 2011 Luli Fama Swimwear Collection
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Shower Time Hotties
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Kara Alison is a Naughty School Girl
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Chelsea Hotel Shuts Down Legendary Monthly Sex Parties!!
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Mandy and Angelina Get It On
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Muslim Actress Sila Sahin Bravely Naked In German Playboy
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some Sienna Miller Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Get a Load of Carmen Gemini
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Nicole Sherzinger’s Slutty New Video
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Japanese WTF Are You Wearing of the Day
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ranked #1 on Maxim Hot 100 List
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Soap Box Crash Whoops! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Dog the Bounty Hunters Chick Has Huge Fucking Tits
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Chick Faceplants LOL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Tight Body, Tight Titties
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Tiffany Brookes Is Hot in an Orange Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Probably Won’t go Back to Jail and Here’s Why
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Couple Charged After Daughter Found Caged, Eating Skin WTF
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

04

May

Rihanna’s Nipple Ring of the Day

Originally I was gonna write about how Rihanna raped some poor kids Raggedy Ann doll, or even some poor adult’s memory of their Raggedy Ann doll, while giving some poor dude with a Raggedy Ann fetish something to jerk off to, in what may be the dumbest looking wig of all time….thinking maybe it had to do with her being from the gutter, a rag wearing slave child, forced to suck white dick on resorts to help pay the shanty electrical….but then I noticed I could see her nipple ring, and I really figured out why these pics and I came together. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

04

May

Nicole Scherzinger New Video of the Day

A wise man once said Nicole Scherzinger looks a bit like a man with her hard face and strong muscles….because she does.

Here’s her latest video for you to test your sexuality with…I mean everyone knows Tranny’s are the gateway people when on your quest from straight to gay….

She is just very muscular and any way you look at it, cumming on a 6-pack abs is pretty fucking gay.

To See The VIdeo
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Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2011

04

May

The World’s Most Beautiful Woman Promoting Bullshit of the Day

If you’re wondering why J.Lo is looking so excited while promoting her new album, it’s cuz she’s pulled off another fucking scam…..yet again….she’s got the entertainment world on lockdown. Magazines praising her, TV Shows being revived credited to her, a new album out, ready for round two of being the best marketed thing in Hollywood. She knows she not as good as everyone else thinks she is, she knows she can’t sing and that she’s not the most beautiful peson, but she’s got no problem cashing the checks, and here she is saying “Fuck you idiots for buying into my bullshit, I got the best hustle running, you should see how much money I have”…..with a smile on her fucking face cuz she’s won.

Here she is old, chunky, short legged and dressed like a circus performer…cuz that’s just what the World’s Most Beautiful Woman does…

Posted in:J.Lo

2011

04

May

Eva Longoria is an Excited Mexican of the Day

I don’t know what Eva Longoria is doing here in her padded bra, standing all tall, doing some strong man pose, but she may be dancing, something so many Mexicans before her know all too much about, cuz they didn’t get sucked into the white community they lived in, they didn’t have the opportunities this first generation had, they had to risk their lives and crawl across the border in some half assed man made shit, only to realize, living in Mexico was better than living in the USA, cuz at least in Mexico you didn’t have to strip to pay for your half black baby’s formula, you could work at the Volkswagen plant.

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I know it’s some deep rooted Mexican resentment for all Mexicans who have made it, especially when they make me want to fuck them, cuz between you and me, Mexican girls are the fucking worst, no matter how Hollywood they pretend to be….

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2011

04

May

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens Lookin’ For Attention of the Day

They’ve joined forces. Two bottom feeders who really understand each other because they are in the same Disney leftover table scraps situation, have finally figured out that two is better than one, and that if they are seen together, people may talk about them, especially if Ugly Tisdale wears a semi see through shirt while the chipmunk Hudgens dresses like a clown, even though we all know her best PR is releasing nude pics of herself at 17….

It’s the logic that has made so many threesomes with two ugly chicks go down, and apparently it works….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Vanessa Hudgens

2011

04

May

Mila Kunis Bad Ass in Khakis of the Day

I have officially spent too much time praising this bitch. I’ve said shit like “she’s the hottest girl in hollywood” at least once, yes I just quoted myself. Because at the time I really believed it. Cute faced, tiny body, had it going on as far as I’m concerned, I mean except for the Culkin AIDS that kept them together all those years, but seeing her dressed like a lesbian soccer mom in her Khakis before going on a hike to the organic food market in her Subaru, is probably the worst she’s ever looked…..This should have never happened.

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2011

04

May

Claudia Schiffer’s Hot Old Model Legs of the Day

More women should age like this. I find it refreshing to see a 50 year old who has maintained her sex appeal and who looks long, thin and elegant as she walks her long, thing and elegant vagina around in mom jeans. Look in the mirror, or look at your wife then look at these pictures now ask yourself where did you go wrong?

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer

2011

04

May

Katy Perry’s Ugly Face Distracted by Tits of the Day

Katy Perry tits are like when an evil politician says “Support our Troops”, it’s just fluff that gets us excited and distracts us from the real issue at hand, like how ugly her face is, how bad her music is, how awkward her dancing is, how thick her ankles are, how bad her skin is, how annoying her personality is and pretty much everything else disgusting about her, cuz tits overcome all challenges, at least that’s what I used as an excuse when I fucked girl with downs syndrome, I was like “bro, did you see those tits”….

Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

04

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve decided that staying up until 5 or 6 am drunk watching internet porn is not a productive thing to do. If anything it is a waste of fucking time and it makes me tired, and the funniest thing in all of it is that I fucking hate porn and I hate porn chicks, it does nothing for me, but help the boredom with other boredom…and that sounds way more depressing that it actually is….here my morning hangover dump….

Finger Show Animation, Which Sounds Like It Could Be Something But It’s Not. That Doesn’t Mean You Shouldn’t Click the Link Tho
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some Athletes Hanging Out With Various Smokin Hot Fans
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Free Cams Shows Because It’s Mid Week and You Need to Make It To Friday Somehow
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Charlie Sheen Didn’t Shoot Kelly Preston, She Shot Herself….Or Something
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Krystal Solis Brings the Hotness
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The Real Madrid Soccer Trophy Got Run Over By a Bus, and It’s Kinda Hilarious – VIDEO
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She Likes to Play with Sex Toys
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Gotta Love a Wild Pool Party
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Gotta Love a Jerseyed Slut
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91 Year Old Grandma is Banking Serious Cash Selling Suicide Kits Through the Mail
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Posted in:MHD

2011

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Nothing exciting happens when I stay locked in my house all day without a TV or access to the outside world with no interest in interracting with other humans, not cuz I’m depressed, but because they are depressing and never quite show me their tits…I think my wife just farted…Yep, she did…avoiding the smell is the most excitement I’ve had all day….

Drinking time, let’s hope it has a happy ending, at the massage parlour at 5 am….with my pay as you go viet girlfriend named PORNG….True story.

Here are the stepLINKS…


I Think I’d Rather Fuck Karl Lagerfeld Than Blake Lively, Does That Make Me Gay?
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Andy Dick is Still a Fucking Mess and I Love It
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The Electric Barbellas In Their Bikinis (Who?), One has Hot Tits…
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Tops Maxim’s Hot List Even Though Maxim is Irrelevant
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I Usually Watch These Free Webcam Sluts When Bored….
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Sluts Slutting Out Fof the First Time in their Slut Life is a Beautiful Thing To Watch on Camera
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Hayden Pannetierre In A See Through Shirt
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Rihanna Big Fleshy Ass Bent Over…
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Cam Shows That Are Perfect For Your Dirty Mind
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The 25 Hottest Workout Instructors
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Jessica Alba Looking All Kinds Of Pregnant And Super Cleavagy
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Flying Kites is for Fags And This Guy Deserved What He got – VIDEO
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Sara Jean Underwood = Sweet Tits
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Kat Dennings Knows the Best Way to Promote a Movie is With Her Cleavage
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Because The Easiest Sluts Are the Ones That Are on Vacation
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Free Cam Shows to Start Your Week Off Right
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She Knows What to Do With Sex Toys
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Kardashian Bikini Showdown: Kourtney vs. Kim
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Laure Manaudou Stolen Naked Pictures
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Kirsten Dunst Versus Emma Stone – Who Would You Rather?
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I Wanna Bang Mila Kunis So Bad
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Naya Rivera is Being Very Suggestive With That Popsicle
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Osama Bin Laden Death Pictures That Are Probably Fake But Here They Are Anyway
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HOLY FUCK! This High School Science Teacher Hadn’t Shaved Since 9/11
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Hannah Hilton is on All Fours
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Jessica Burciaga Brings the Hotness
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Beyonce Getting Booed By Papparzzi Hahahaaha – VIDEO
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Angelina and Jenny Get It On
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May Is National Masturbation Month
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Brea Lynn is Playing With Herself
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Beach Games With Maxim Spring Break 2011
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Seriously Hipster Idiot, WTF Are You Wearing?
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A Bunch of Celeb Sluts at the MET Costume Gala
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Here’s a Random Slut Dump
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Lucy C Miller
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Hynotized Girl Has Her Best Orgasm EVER
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Japanese News Animation of the Osama Bin Laden Story and It’s Amazing
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And MORE Emma Stone
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WTF Is This French Commercial With Uma Thurman About? – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

03

May

Kim Kardashian’s Huge Ass In a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

I was about to go start drinking, and I got these pictures emailed into me and they are just too good for me to ignore….

If you read the site, then you know that I think Kim Kardashian is the real Terrorist on America, attacking us from the inside by winning us over with her fat ass.

I also think she’s an attention seeking whore, who is all about putting herself out there when her year and 100,000,000 dollars of fame starts to dwindle…” Remember her porn career ….that sex tape is really what made her and just because getting pissed on by a black dude after sucking him off on video never comes up, it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

I also thinks she’s fat and relatively disgusting…despite having skinny calves…

I also know the paparazzi and they pay for this kind of shit, I am sure there is a contract stating her fatness gets photoshopped and shot from the right angle so that it doesn’t look as fat as it is…

This is her hustle…Fake love, Bikini action, all bullshit, cuz homie’s not a brother…

Marketing burns my eyes..

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Posted in:Kim Kardahsian

2011

03

May

Mischa Barton’s Sloppy Bikini Body of the Day

Mischa Barton is not dead. That amazes me….

If feels like just last year, she was drunk, drugged and ready to throw in the towel, but for some reason she’s ended up on the beaches of Hawaii in a bikini, a place few peopel go to die, I mean other than retirees….I really thought the demise of her career, her missing the chance to be a pussy flasher, sex tape producer, when people still cared, and addiction due to demons we’ll never understand, was enough to put her under…

And really what it comes down to is dead or not, Mischa Barton still looks horrible to me….

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Posted in:Mischa Barton