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2012

02

Jul

Selena Gomez in her Bikini of the Day

Selena Gomez is young bodied, looks like she’s 12 thanks to Disney Genetically Modifying her, but she’s not 12, allowing you to live out all your dirty fantasies on her, like you were Usher Raymond doing the MJ on Bieber like he was Culkin, if you know what I mean…and if not you can just stare at the bikini pics, possible implant tits, on a girl who is doing what sh can to matter in some self produced bikini pics…and I dig it…

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2012

02

Jul

Maria Menounos in her Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I wonder if when Maria Menounos FLASHES HER VAGINA ON THE BEACH ….if it is something she is embarrassed by, or if it is like a regular girl showing ass crack, you know cuz as an unmarried greek girl, she’s only taking it up her ass and her vagina, the one for husbands babies, not the one for shitting and boyfriends, becomes secondary….I’d ask her but I don’t have her number….

What I do have is her self produced twitter bikini pics that I’m pretty fucking into, cuz her body is hot, and I’m kinda forced to be a fan of really all girls who are into anal, which so far has been all girls I meet, seriously, I haven’t met a girl who doesn’t take it up the ass, I guess cuz anal is the number one form of birth control behind abortion…or maybe cuz anal makes them feel like dirty little prison rape whores….or maybe I just have a tiny penis and they are just hoping to feel something…

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2012

02

Jul

Some Random Unknown Paz de la Huerta Nudes of the Day

I am a fan of Paz de la Heurta cuz she’s on some gutter slut kick…and I was actually pretty amazed by the fact that she actually got work on TV back in the Boardwalk Empire days before getting fired…you know cuz she looks like some rich kid who has an artist loft in New York that she uses to fuck everyone as she fucks herself up with various drugs cuz daddy was too busy working and fucking the secretary to make her feel secure in her privileged self life…..but I was probably only a fan cuz she was always naked and rocking a hipster bush that coincidentally maintained historical continuity….cuz all other girls they auditioned were bikini waxed and that just wouldn’t work for a 1920s whore….

Either way, since her being fired, she’s been in a lot of nude shoots, staying relevant and thus staying awesome and I dig it….

No idea when this one is from, but I like it, it’s an opitical illusion and shit….trippy.

Posted in:NSFW|Paz de la Huerta

2012

02

Jul

Saskia de Brawuw in a Bathing Suit for V Magazine of the Day

saskia de brauw bathing suit

Saskia de Brauw is some model who I have POSTED NUDE PICS OF BEFORE ….because she is willing to get naked for fashion, or for photographers, and probably for anyone willing to give them a shot, and that’s the kind of work ethic I look for in a wife….

She’s unfortunately not being utilized to her full willing to get naked potential, but seeing her in her one piece bathing suit is kinda hot, tapping into fantasies of the late 80s and early 90s, when the girls we rolled with didn’t do bikinis, and hiding fat stomach at the beach was all the fucking rage…something a few of you pigs may want to re-visit…you see cuz just because bikinis are popular…doesn’t mean they are for everyone.

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2012

02

Jul

Olivia Munn Topless in Magic Mike of the Day

Olivia Munn Topless in Magic Mike

Olivia Munn is an attention seeking bottom feeding slut who made the common mistake that is often made by girls who want to be famous once they reach a certain level of fame without realizing they’ve peaked and instead think they’ve only just begun….I mean reality was she was on G4TV, a show I assume less than 100,000 people watch a day, which is pretty pathetic in terms of TV fame….I mean their youtube videos of their scamming, pretend they are into tech for nerds who watch them and assume they are dream girls, only get 10,000 views….proving that they don’t matter, but that’s hard to really decipher when the fans you do have are so loyal to you, even more loyal to you than they are to their virginity….

So she quits her one good thing to be a famous actor or something she always wanted….and instead, a few years later, she’s taking nude parts in the biggest movies she can find…when she thought she was gonna be headlining the shit…and I think this is the best she’s ever been…usually I hate her much more…..I guess titties have a calming effect….

Posted in:NSFW|Olivia Munn|Photos

2012

02

Jul

Jenny McCarthy Nude in Playboy of the Day

Jenny McCarthy Playboy

I don’t know how I feel about Jenny McCarthy posing naked in Playboy a couple decades later in efforts to get some attention cuz it worked for her the first time around…20 years ago….

On one side her tits are probably only 16, so in ways it is jailbait, but on the flipside she’s not 16….and then on one side she’s getting naked for cameras and I like seeing all girls naked….but on the flipside she’s not 16…

Sure she’s ok for a 50 year old…but still a fucking 50 year old….But maybe I just fear her autism creating pussy.


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Posted in:Jenny McCarthy|Photos

2012

02

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fit Self Shot Girl With Abs

We have a new site. Changing the game. Going to takeover the internet…or not…you see cuz I like naps…and I’m already fucking models…will keep you posted….but expect a lot of sitting and very few private jets….

This is my first post using the new site. Wonder if it works….

LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Real Life Hot Wheels Track!!! WTF?!
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Free Cam Shows For Some Monday Pleasure (NSFW)
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JWoww – Still Disgusting
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This Just In: Jackie Chan is AWESOME – VIDEO
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Three Girlfriends Get Crazy on Video – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Gallery: The 10 Creepiest Costumes Worn By TV Characters
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

29

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

People on my FACEBOOK – really care that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing cuz her contract to protect his homosexuality is up and not even cuz of the broken HOLMES issues that Suri is gonna be dealing with through adolescence leading to opportunity to have sex with her…..I don’t care about any of this Hollywood shit….all I really care about is finding models to fuck…cuz they are everywhere and I am into that….I am also into using the word bro ironically….it has become a bit of an amazing habbit…..bro….that oddly leads to banging models…

It is a long weekend – get off the internet after you get off on the internet to these stepLINKS…

I’m gonna go make my Instagram worth looking at…unless I get to lazy…which is always possible….

Stay tuned. To Be Continued….

J.Woww’s Got Big Titties
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Adele isn’t Pregnant She’s Just Fat
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Charlize Theron Hot in Some Magazine In a See Thru
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Cat Is Most Obedient Cat Ever
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New England Patriots Found Himself A Slut….
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Are Getting Divorced and Katie Holmes is Out for Blood *pops popcorn*
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Another Week, Another Fight Between Alec Baldwin and the Paparazzi
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Dentist in the Park. Wait, What?
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Gallery: The 25 Hottest Female Strippers In Movies
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Sophie Turner Flashes Her Assets
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Remember Lacey Charbet?
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Two Teens Paid $20 to get Naked on Busy Steet
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A Naked Slut and a Puppy
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Free Cam Shows for Some Sexy Fun
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Big Titty Girlfriend on a Slutty Home Video
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Ranking the Divas’ Playboy Pictorials over the Years
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Curvy Mexican Babe Carolina
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Aubrey O’Day Pokies in Leather
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WTF Photo/News Article of the Day
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Beer Brings People Together
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Maria Sharapova Wimbledon Yellow Panties Upskirt
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More Sharon Stone
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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This Bitch is Downright Nuts and It’s All on Video
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Elswhere In The World: Black Market For Body Parts Popular Among Struggling Citizens In Europe
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Gotta Love a Self Shot Hottie
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The Revenge Of Lola’s Wet Summer Tits
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I Don’t Think Her Shorts Can Get Any Shorter
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Miley Cyrus Went to In N Out in Short Shorts
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Gotta Love a Hula Hoop Slut
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Snoop Busted for Weed Possession
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EPic Soccer Shot
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100 Hottest Most Attractive Women in Sports
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Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Promoting Some Bullshit
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Duck Walking
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100 Hottest Female Olympians
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Rachel Bilson Boring at Versace
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Ali Larter in a Short Skirt
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Krysten Ritter Weird Face Showing Some Back
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Alexa Vega in TIght Pants
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Carolina Minchetti in Maxim Portugal
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Vanessa Hudgens From Behind
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Some Blake Lively Ass in a Skirt
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Sharon Stone Pokies
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Joely Fisher Cleavage
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Pippa Makes Crazy Faces at Tennis
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Kelly Brook in Some Hot Shorts
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn Videos
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Bathroom Amateur Sex
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13 of the Most Ridiculous Orgasms
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Hot Drunk College Sex Videos
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Hot Blowjob Video
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The Art of Hating Cum
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The reason the Internet is Revolutionary….SLUTS
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2012

29

Jun

Mila Kunis Licking Ice Cream in Glamour August 2012 of the Day

Mila Kunis is alright…especially when not fat for a role and when not fucking Ashton Kutcher or Culkin and his AIDS…and especially when photoshopped for a magazine eating ice cream in short shorts….I am into this even if I hate her and all she represents…..but every once in a while she looks good….This is one of those times,,,,,

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2012

29

Jun

Jessica Szohr See Through of the Day

Jessica Szohr is some Gossip Girl hipster looking trash with hipster prison tattoos that likely mean nothing more than she’s trying too hard to be different while being exactly the same as all her hipster peers, no that I always hate hipster or tattoos, I just do when it is the Hollywood version…..cuz Hollywood is one massive lie….

Well she wore a shirt with no bra, as Hipsters do to be edgie and fashionable….showing a little nipple….


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2012

29

Jun

Miranda Kerr Not Naked Enough in Harper’s Bazaar UK August 2012 of the Day

Miranda Kerr is substantially more interesting when she’s getting naked for fashion….you know proving to the world why she’s a top model…and making us forget that she’s had a kid…which is really what I think her biggest legacy to the world is….not random half naked photoshoots you can jerk off to , but proof that so many lazy new mothers out there are bullshit who use their baby as an excuse to justify their weight….kinda like blaming your dog for a fart…but the more serious and less attractive disgusting version….all while Miranda Kerr stays hot…..

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2012

29

Jun

Courtney Cox in a Bikini – Unfortunately – of the Day

Courtney Cox is old. She is also the less attractive bitch from Friends, 15 years later, more importantly, she is a victim of “I can’t believe this bitch had sex with that man enough to make babies and get married”….onee of those “I can’t see past her sexual history no matter how hard I try”…cuz sure she has no standards, but you can’t slot me in with David Arquette’s sloppy seconds eater….if you know what I mean….not to mention she’s old….making for a real unfortunate state of affairs…the only thing going for her is that she’s rich, not fat, and will never be alone for those reasons alone….even if she’s old…cuz there’s always a younger gold digger willing to get up on an old sitcom fetish…like her boyfriend co-star who posted these pics of her on twitter….spotting opportunity and jumping it…possibly cumming inside of it…hoping it isn’ t already menopausal….

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2012

29

Jun

Sabine Jemeljanova and Ellis Cooper for Loaded August 2012 of the Day

Sabine Jemeljanova and Ellis Cooper are a couple non-celebrity, decent looking bitches, who are even more decent cuz they are willing to get naked for Loaded Magazine, who probably pay them very little but who give them a stamp of approval that allows them to take their career to the next level, or more likely that will allow them to cut the line at night clubs, or even get paid to host parties, cuz that’s really all they were looking for out of life, and it sure beats being a stripper…I like this hustle….it is pretty much amazing….


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Posted in:Ellis Cooper|NSFW|Sabine Jemeljanova

2012

29

Jun

Alexa Vega Titty for Twitter of the Day

Alex Vega seems interesting….but that’s just because she’s some 23 year old who I haven’t heard of but for those of you perverts who track child stars, she’s the girl from Spy Kids and Twister…..and it is always fun to see some child star who you never noticed have tits…and if you did because you are weird and are into that….you don’t care about the tits, you’re more into cross-referencing her work in 1996 cuz DVDs make her 12 forever….at least for your masturbation purposes…unless you’re one of those weirdos into child stars cuz you predict how hot they are going to grow up to be…not like a pedophile, but like a person who likes to plan and wait for his jerk off opportunity, you know watch it grow…and today is the day….which makes sense cuz it turns out she’s married to a 36 year old and is into that daddy issue shit…it also turns out that she’s a gymnast….this girl is nothing but a win….

Posted in:Alexa Vega

2012

29

Jun

Sharon Stone in a Weird See Through of the Day


Sharon Stone is tapping into her glory days….of flashing body parts that America has deemed inappropriate, indecent, smutty, vulgar, pornographic, obscene and scandalous…you know shit you aren’t supposed to flash or people aren’t supposed to be into you flashing…even though that would make them homosexuals…something else that is frowned upon in America…making for one huge sexually confused culture that is obsessed with violence, sex, money, power, fast food, and material goods….while making a big deal out of a little pussy or titty action….retarded….

What’s even more retarded is Sharon Stone’s shirt….I mean I’d be down with this style if people under 55 picked up on it….because at 55, it is kinda depressing, even if I appreciate how comfortable she is with herself cuz she’s reached the age of not giving a fuck…..and even if I’d still do her….It’d be better on a 20 year old…..

Weird.


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