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2011

04

Jan

Salma Hayek Covers Up for Water Safety of the Day

I like the kind of women who aren’t 40 year old mothers with full lookin’ bodies to match their massively full lookin tits…who are eager to show off their tits that made them famous…cuz they are appreciative of the fact that they aren’t working at a resort cleaning off shit, piss, cum and puke off the Cancun hotel wall….and they know what we pay the movie tickets that made her famous for….the kind of bitch who under any and all circumstances would never cover up her titties when she knew the paparazzi was around cuz she wanted to get as many miles out of them as humanly possible before she’s too fucking old for us to care cuz all old ladies have big tits….You know the kind of bitch who risks drowning, discomfort, death, to give her audience what they came for…

I guess with money, success, fame, marriage, stability comes no longer caring or working for the people who jerked off to her tits countless times….That drive has disappeared and she’s got soft. Literally…

Here she is on a waverunner, covered up, reminding us that she’s over and done with.

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2011

04

Jan

Three White Girls Booty Dancing Video of the Day

Here is a funny video someone sent me of some probably ugly white girls practicing their booty dancing cuz black dudes are the only dudes down with fucking them kinda thing….and for some reason it brought real joy to my life….I am pretty sure it’s the fat ass in the grey shorts is the one coordinating and recruiting her girls into doing this with her, so she’s not alone on her quest to get knocked up by a black dude by 20, cuz you know having a fat ass leaves you with limited options in life when it comes to trying to be sexy, and doing this kind thing without moral support just looks desperate….even though the color of their milky white skin is all a brother needs to get down with them…and they can save shakin’ their ass to when they walk up to the dessert table at the all you can eat buffet….

This is some serious America’s Got Talent or at least has got passion…cuz I know she’s giving it her all and really what better way to start the day than that….Thank you Internet for inspiring me…

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2011

04

Jan

Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know what point try-hard becomes authentic because I figured if you do it long enough, you know the teenage angst thing, with the pink streak in your hair and the fuck tattoo under your tit long enough, you eventually become that person you’ve always wanted to be, cuz no one rememebers the socially awkward white Canadian trash singing Shania Twain songs to launch a career, but I do know that Avril Lavigne’s still not quite there, and maybe that’s only because I don’t find the whole 15 and angry, fighting with her parents, emo punk scene kid shit hot, especially not on a 30 year old,

Don’t get me wrong, I’m more into my 30 year olds having the mental capacity of 15 year olds, just not down with their fashion sense, except when it is slutty and pantyless, which does happen….

Either way, OMG! It’s Avril Lavigne in a bikini and it’s so not complicated, somehow this bitch manages to turn you into half retarded adults who wish they were the skater boy in her songs, the Sum41 weirdo she left for a Kardashian stepbrother….and here is the pic….

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2011

04

Jan

Tori Spelling in Her Bathing Suit Rolling Around in the Snow of the Day

I don’t know what is bigger bottom feeding behavior…Tori Spelling posting pictures of her half naked and roling around in the snow like the wild girl she wants her fans/followers to think her mom ass is….or me posting pictures of it…hoping at least one person comes to me instead of her official twitter….because that’s just what I do here…repost other people’s smut instead of making my own…not that Tori Spelling in a bathing suit is smut….unless of course you’re into awkward looking bitches fighting hypothermia…unfortunately, something I know where all into…and who really cares…This is Tori Spelling we’re talking about, I don’t think she really deserves anyone’s time….

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2011

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I kinda dig this whole Holiday thing….I’m pretty sure I’m gonna stick to it…cuz anything else would be a waste of a life…now hand me that expired egg nog, I’m ready to get messed the hell up….and while I do that….

I may have already posted this picture…but shit, I don’t know what the hell day of the week it is, I just know it’s still Christmas to me…

Here are my stepLINKS

Mila Kunis is My Favorite – Hands Down – Favorite Actress of All Time – I May be In Love With Her and I Don’t Do this Down with Actress Thing – Ever – So Finding Our She Dumped Culkin is Amazing, It Means She Doesn’t have Aids, Otherwise She’d Still be With Him, Cuz Aids is Forever…
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The Best 25 Dollars You Could Ever Fucking Spend…
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It’s Official – Lohan is Out of Rehab and Here is All the Dirt
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Girls to Get Your Rocks Off Too Are found Here
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Hot Blonde Shows Off Tits in the Dressing Room – VIDEO
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Lindsey Vonn: 10 Sexy Snow Bunnies Who Give Vonn a Run for Her Money
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Some Pussy on the Cover of Glamour Magazine
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Good Old Bridget Marquardt Is Topless
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Kim Kardashian Puts Her Tits On Display
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Has A Fuckable Ass And Here It Is
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Demi Moore Old Lady With Surgery in a Bikini
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Cindy Crawford was an Old Lady in a Bikini
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Loving THis Video of Diddy with a Bitch who Catches on Fire – AMAZING
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Sexy Girls Who’ve Been Locked Up
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Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage is Amazing, Her Face though Not so Much
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Rosie Jones OMFG
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Because We All Deserve to Play With Toys, Don’t We?
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Quarters in the Belly Button – VIDEO
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Victoria Principal Vintage Hotness
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Fergie, Just Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Hotness
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50 Pictures to Whack Off To
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New Years Fight on the Ferry – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Has Crazy Fan, Looks Disgusting as Usual
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Melissa Lauren’s Tits are Insane
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Aylen Alvares Has One Hot Body
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The Craziest Ass You’ll See all Day – VIDEO
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Two Teens Get Naked on the Street for 20$ – VIDEO
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Riley Jensen and Friends Get It On
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Kelly Rowland is Looking See Through and Hot
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3 Hotties in a Lesbian Threesome – VIDEO
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Playboy Presents the Hottest Women in the World
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Gotta Love an LA Cutey
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Bar Refaeli Still in Cabo!! Still Wearing Bikinis!!
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Hot Teen Plays With Her Pussy – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gotta Love a Spanish Tv Nipple Slip – VIDEO
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Brittany Colleen is Pure Hotness
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Mouthy Prick Gets Bitch Slapped
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It’s the WIN Compilation – VIDEO
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Paula Abdul is Looking Bangable On Her Way to Letterman
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Angela Simmons Rocks a Bikini
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Popoholic’s Top Ten Celebrity Babes Of 2010!
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Edita Vilkeviciute Is Topless And Hot
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2011

03

Jan

Pam Anderson Looks Amazing on New Years of the Day

I don’t know if it is the necrophiliac in me, or if it’s just the pervert who tries to get with girls who look like this because I know they have few options, low standards, cheap rates, and don’t really know who they are, but I do know these pictures of Pam Anderson are fucking hot….She looks like her plastic surgery, drugs, failed success and everything else about her has finally crashed and burned, that’s when I like to move in, sweep up the pieces, fuck them up the ass cuz the pussy’s too loose a fit and cum on them…True story…

I wonder how many 40 year old women who were jealous of her a decade ago cuz their boyfriends would jerk off to her are laughing right now…I mean until they go and look at their skank asses in the mirror…

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2011

03

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt In Her Bikini of the Day

She’s older and rounder cuz t he rest of her body caught up with her tits that were once on a small frame you obsessed over. Her face is still average at best, a little more weather, a few new wrikles that represent broken dreams and failed relationships, but she’s still Jennifer Love, the huge bust you thought was the hottest thing in the 90s. The one you used to pretend you were married to when growing up watching Party of 5 before realizing you were gay and coming out of the closet, only to tape pictures of Joshua Jackson on your pillow instead of her, knowing the plight of the homosexual was far more difficult than that of a straight mans, making your dreams of being a princess at your wedding purely just fantasy, instead of the reality it coulda become if you stuck out with Jennifer Love, cuz bitch is probably pretty desperate, willing to marry anyone who still remembers her, and I for one remember her tits cuz they are all that was good about her, so I didn’t really need this flubbery reminder, but part of me is glad I got it.


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2011

03

Jan

More Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t write movies. Sure, it was my childhood dream as an immigrant who was amazed by the concept. But dreams are for faggots and unrealistic idiots who don’t like to settle for the hell they are living in the now. While, I’m okay with settling, it’s boring, depressing and conveniently gives me reason to drink….and I don’t know how to write….coupled with laziness, leaves me here with no readers, no fame, no fortune, no glitz glam or model pussy sucking my dick for her big break, unless you consider my wife a model, since she is the poster girl for what overreating can do to you in some infomercial years ago, but that doesn’t count…

What counts is that I always hated movie sex scenes, but I always loved sex and figured if these actors were really serious about their craft, they wouldn’t play make-belief fucking, like some shitty highschool play, and expect us to believe they were “Really In Character”, they need to delve into the depths of their genitals and actually fuck.

But America likes gore better than sex, and movies like to blow people up and show the power of war, and not what really matters in life, like interpersonal relationships that get my dick wet….

So as a pervert who had dreams of Film School, I’d keep track of every mainstream movie with actual fucking, most out of Europe, all pretty erotic and amazing knowing these are just actors and not actual pornstars, and that kid from 6 feet under fucked on Camera, and all these Larry Clark movies that got banned had people fuck on camera, and some Parisian movie called Baise Moi about rape had fucking on Camera, and then Brown Bunny hit, some bullshit Vincent Gallo garbage that I couldn’t watch, featured Chloe Sevigny using her hipster throat by sucking dick for her acting career, for people to take her more seriously, to show us how much of an artist she is while making me never want to get my dick sucked by her…

All this to say I that I hoped that was a sign of progress of what was to come, but for some reason everything got more conservative. Even old TV shows have better sex jokes than the what’s on TV today. We live in some corporate run hell, and thanks to posting nipple on my site, I can’t get a fucking advertiser. I’m broke, miserable, while all the other people doing what I do make millions a year….and it is all Chloe Sevigny’s fault. If she fucked properly on Camera and people noticed, maybe there’d be real sex in every movie….

We need to start a petition or something. America needs more sex or at least accept it enough to display it everywhere.

That said, here is Chloe Sevigny’s “hipster artist” bullshit ass trying to make a comeback and get on the map in a bikini….I can smell her hipster bush from here and despite hating her, I kinda love it.

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny

2011

03

Jan

David Hasselhoff Promotes Ice Cream with Bitches of the Day

It’s not officially a New Year without checking in with David Hasselhoff to see what kind of smut he’s peddling now that he’s irrelevant. At least, that’s what I’ve decided today after seeing pictures of him promoting some free sample ice cream on Bondi Beach in Australia, with a bunch of girls dressed like they are on Baywatch, like he was the ex-convict at Costco, or the retired grandma at WalMart, trying to get you to try free samples of the latest processed meat product they are hustling.

This is some desperation that either comes from needing money in a seriously major way, you know to buy his booze and pay for his fat kids to eat, or maybe he just likes the attention he’s getting from a handful of young promo bitches in their one pieces, like he is some college star who never made it visiting his college town telling stories of his glory days…you know what I am getting at….

Whatever the movtivation is, I’m down with this lack of shame hustle, it’s inspiring. Dude’s loving every seconf of it, despite how bottome feeding it seems to be. We all need to be a little more like David Hasselhoff this 2011, sucking his popsicle with pride….

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2011

03

Jan

Christina Aguilera’s Ridiculous and Amazing Cameltoe of the Day

This is hysterical. It’s almost like a clown car at the fucking circus. You know Ripley’s believe it or not’s fattest pussy found in the depths of the whore house…..

I feel like some kind of explorer who just landed on some heavily traveled path, scared of unfamiliar diseases, disgusted by what must be nuclear damaged, yet appreciating every nook and cranny, every lip fold and clip mound, because pussy is a magincal thing…

This pussy is MASSIVE. Maybe it’s pregnancy, maybe it’s overeating, maybe it is abuse, maybe she’s the kind of bitch who uses those pussy pumps to swell the shit up for obscure fetishists. Maybe it’s prolapsed due to disease or forcing too hard when she pees. I’m not a doctor, I just know shit needs it’s own TV show….

I love cameltoe, especially when it comes with such force and conviction, like it really fucking means it…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

03

Jan

Chloe Sevigny’s Hipster Ass in a Bikini of the Day

The nice thing about hipster pussy, especially when it is old hipster pussy, is not the bush I know her art fag, self proclaimed fashionista ass is rockin’ cuz that’s just how fashionista trash work, but it’s the smells I imagine radiating from the shit.

I never liked Chloe Sevigny, I was happy when she ended up getting AIDS in kids and I wouldn’t be surprised if that life immitated her “art” because I am sure her twat has seen some dirty cock in its day, but she’s in a bikini, and that’s good enough for me….

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny

2011

03

Jan

Angela Simmons in her Bikini of the Day

I am the unofficial Angela Simmons fan club because no one else knows who she is, and really I don’t either, other than tht her dad is RUN DMC and her uncle is Adult Lisp Russell Simmons, leading to living a life on a beach in Miami, leading to her always being in a bikini, leading to me posting the pics cuz I have little else to do, leading to everyone seeing her big black ass putting som the skinny white ass on some bitch behind her to shame….not that that’s a good thing to everyone….but good enough for me cuz I’ve never banged a black girl, they’ve always rejected my offers aggressively. Not that you care.

Here are the pics.

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2011

03

Jan

Josie Goldberg is Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Josie Goldberg, she’s some Playboy model. She look more like a farm animal and here she is disgusting in a bikini…

By the looks of it, someone’s eating her fat feelings….and I am pretty glad she is cuz no self respect has lead to a pretty amazing photoshoot of a bitch who posed naked in the past who has turned into this. Maybe the emotional issues that made her start eating are the same that got her to pose naked…repressing daddy’s fingers insider her or some shit, but I’m not too concerned about some low level Anna Nicole Smith aspiring garbage…I’m too busy sizing her fat ass up….

I can’t imagine these being staged, but they look like they are, and I am sure insanity has created far worst things that this shit, like the fact that the bitch got herself in a bikini to begin with, but more importantly that she thought people wanted to see it….but I guess that’s her way of being the next Anna Nicole Smith cuz Playboy needs a new overeating retard bitch who people once found worth lookin’ at naked….I mean no one really needs that…but I’m doing my best here, I’m still drunk from the Holidays…

This is just wild to me…disgusting and wild…straight out of the barn wild but I have a feeling a lot of you are gonna be down with this, cuz where you are from this is considered skinny or at least curvy in a good way….while all I see is a buffet owner crying as she walks through the doors of his cuz bitches like this are the ones they hope never come… ….God Bless America.

Happy New Year. Fat bitches always make me hungry and I’m married one….making me a fat bitch…but at least I’m not doing whatever this bitch is doing to herself…cuz it’s just a disaster…Enjoy.

Here’s round two – cuz I guess she didnt’ feel showing off her gutter body in one bathing suit was humilating enough or abusive enough to everyone who was forced to see it…

Posted in:Josie Goldberg

2011

01

Jan

Maria Menounos Pussy on the Beach Slip of the Day

I can’t think of a better way to start the New Year…other than if this pussy was in my mouth….or if this was ten years ago when she wasn’t 32 but she’s a Greek and they do love to take it up the ass, it is safe to say it is probably pretty fresh, however, she has gone from Miss Teen USA in ’96 to a correspondent on Access Hollywood, it’s safe to say a lot of dick was sucked, but maybe she’s a respectable whore who only uses her mouth but her flashing her twat around could go against that theory….

Who cares, this is an old school, old fashioned, unstaged pussy flash and I love it….especially when it’s got old fashioned pubic hair on it….

Thanks for emailing this in LOKI…

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2010

31

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

My New Years Resolution is to get a teenager pregnant, to die of alcohol poisoning only to be revived, to get a double blowjob from some black girls, but more importantly to sell the fuck out. I hate these motherfuckers making their millions doing the same shit I do. I need me some private jets, expensive fur blankets and super model pussy. Internet made so many people rich, 2011 should be my turn…..I just need to change the name of the site to Sober Stepfather. I need to post stars on nipples, pussy lip and ass crack, I need to use $^%$&%*&% for swear words, and motherfucker, I can’t talk about rape, incest and other naughty things and I’ll be sipping cocktails on a beach in 6 months time. Unfortunately, this is all I know and I’m too old and lazy to learn, so this New Year’s Resolution will be as half assed, unreliable, inconsistent, and bullshitas everything else in my life….It was good while it lasted.


All I Want For New Years Is For You To Add me to Facebook so that we can learn about each other while I jerk off to your family memebers
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Happy New Year you gang of queers. Here are the last stepLINKS of 2010. End of an era. Enjoy…..and don’t die tonight…I mean if you’ve actually decided to leave your house for a change….

This Proves the End of America – You have gone too far – I Can Only Hope This Ends in Disaster….And People REalize What is Actually Important – Like a Dead Snooki.
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Sabastian Bach’s Slutty Wife Is Gonna Be Back on the Market
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Never TOo Late to Get
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Because You Should Get Yourself Off One Last Time in 2010
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Demi Lovato is Sorry She Punched That Chick in the Face and By Sorry I Mean She Pais them to Shut the Fuck Up
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These Two Babes Don’t Need a Dick – VIDEO
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I See Annalynne McCord’s Vag
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Lindsey Vonn: 10 Sexy Snow Bunnies Who Give Vonn a Run for Her Money
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Because We All Deserve Some Playtime
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Mmmmmmm Chocolate Milk and Vodka…Wait, What?
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Denise Richards Awesome Cleavage
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Some Fergie Just Because, Well, Because
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Miley Cyrus Crotch Throwback
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And a Little Vanessa Hudgens
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Jessica Burciaga Will Make Your Morning Right
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Tara Reid Isn’t Making Me Want to Puke in This Photos
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a Water Gun Flame Thrower
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Melissa Lauren and Her Giant Fucking Tits
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A Little Maliah Michelle Insanity
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Top 5 Celebrity Asses
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Co-Workers Convince Hot Chick at a Telemarketing Office To Start Dancing
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Some Riley Jensen Hotness with Girl on Girl Friends
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Here’s Some Miley Cyrus Lookalike in a Sex Tape
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Olivia Munn or Taraji P. Henson? Take Your Pic
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India Summer and the Fuck Machines
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Hilary Rhoda For SI Swimsuit 2011
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Cutey Pie From Germany Anyone?
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Kelly Brooke In Her Underpants
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Busty Teen Plays With Her Pussy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Celebrity Christmas Cards: The Good, The Bad, & The WTF”
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Hillbillies Dancing to Mozart – VIDEO
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Big Booty Latina Luscious Lopez
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Eliza Dushku Turns 30 and Looks Hot Doing So
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Sanda and Cindy Girl on Girl – VIDEO
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‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Makes $280,000/Year? JESUS CHRIST
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Irina Shayk Sizzles In Beach Bunny Swimwear
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How’d You Like To Bang This 19 Year Old Ass?
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Miley Sluts It Up In Daisy Dukes
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Snooki Is Having And Her New Year’s Balls
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Fergie’s Fuckable Ass. I’m Sorry, Fugable Ass
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Dave Navarro Is A Douche
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