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2010

07

Apr

Adrianne Curry Does Boring Twitter Ass Pics of the Day

Girls, take a quick lesson from this trash famewhore loser Adrianne Curry. She had 50,000 twitter followers at one point. They were probably people who couldn’t let go of her after she faded into obscurity, kinda like the 40 year old women who cried when Corey Haim died, only far more irrelevant….

But she realized, like she did after she did Playboy that if she whores out any integrity she may have had before she got addicted to the cameras and gets naked, people will notice…and her efforts have landed her a sold 15,000 perverts hoping for late night drunken pussy pics…

The whole thing….is so fucking boring…but she now has 75,000 followers….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Twitter Ass

2010

07

Apr

Erin Andrews Weird Cleavage of the Day

The thing I like about Erin Andrews and that I liked telling her over twitter before she blocked me, is that I’ve watched her get dressed all thanks to a peeping tom who go arrested for invasion of privacy, but only after we got to watch her get dressed. It’s like he’s a modern day Jesus who sacrificed himself for all of us, but the reality is that it really wasn’t all that great….

I get that dudes who watch sports probably liked a tall blonde with weird tits telling them their sports news instead of a bald fat man, it seems like a natural fit for a half hot girl to get male attention and launch a career, but as a dude who doesn’t watch sports but who does watch amateur porn, real porn, real hot girl facebook profiles, she’s really not all that great…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Erin Andrews

2010

07

Apr

Malin Ackerman’s Awkward Body of the Day

I know some of you losers have shoved her “Watchmen” action figure in your ass as you jerk off on Chatroulette everytime you take a break from playing your role playing games on Saturday night cuz you have no friends….I know some of you think this girl is the next big thing cuz she makes Comicon so fuckin’ steamy, but I think her body sucks, the only thing good about her is that she’s not fat, which I guess is a lot more than I can say for myself and here she is in some weird see through…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Awkward Body|Malin Ackerman

2010

07

Apr

Rachel Bilson Pumps Gas of the Day

I have a feeling that part of Rachel Bilson wants to turn that gas pump on herself, shove in it her pussy and light the shit on fire as a punishment for commiting herself to that loser from Star Wars who has kidnapped and brainwashed her, forcing her to have no fun and in turn the scars would force him to have no fun, cuz a wife with a burnt up pussy is a wife who doesn’t like getting fucked….

I have a feeling she’s breaking free from his wrath and is slowly giving into her slut instinct by trying to wear hoisery….she just needs to loose the stupid shorts…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Shorts

2010

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Rumor on the street is the internet is a really exciting place for people with nothing better to do, or people too lazy to think of things to do, or morbidly obese people, or people who send me the stupidest english emails I can’t understand…like this;

Sirs–read article re J.Simpson—my first from yourselves—and has to be my last. Have rarely seen such repulsive language and horrid attitude towards celebs. Too bad the language and attitudes spoil such an apparent lack of education in linguistic skills. -J.E.Pettitt, Alberta Canada

It’s my birthday in a few hours, so send me your topless pics as a gift….

And while you’re doing that here are my stepLINKS

Sandra Bullock is a Nazi
GO

Kate Gosselin is a Fucking Mess on Dancing With the Stars and I Love It – VIDEO
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The 35 All-Time Hottest Women Of Wrestling
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A History Of All The Hot Women Derek Jeter Has Fucked
GO

Find Sluts Here. Nuff Said
GO

Annalynne McCord Tight Body
GO

Autotune the News 11 – Poppycock and Lies – VIDEO
GO

Tiger Woods And The 10 Connections Between Hooters And Sports
GO

How About Adriane Curry’s Bare Ass?
GO

Why I Hate Justine Bieber of the Day
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I Wanna Be All Over Elisabetta Canalis
GO

BecauseEven If You Had a Girlfriend, There’s No Fucking Way She’d Look As good As This
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“If you’re currently in Miami, you might be wondering why volunteers from the free clinic are handing out crotch masks and roach spray on the streets”
GO

Big Tits on the Streets – VIDEO
GO

Is Selena Gomez Legal Yet, Or What?
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Ahahaha Chick Does a Backflip FAIL
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If You Think You’ve Seen Some Pretty Gay Shit, Think Again – VIDEO
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Maliah Michelle’s Ass is Just Too Much
GO

Real Life Weekend At Bernies – AMAZING
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Say Hi to Jayden
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Who’d You Rather? Shenae Grimes vs Lily Collins
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Yeah I’d Bang Kimora Lee
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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What’s Better Than Big Tits? Big Natural Tits!
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I Wish I Could Toss Rachel Bilson’s Salad
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Jesus Take The Wheel: Man Arrested For Stabbing Wife 70 Times As Kids Watched
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Britney Spears is Gonna Break Down Again in 3…2…1..
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Arianna Gets Down With a MILF
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Wanda Sykes is Amazing – VIDEO
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You Know I Hate Babies and All, But Motherhood is a Good Look for Gwen Stefani
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Some Brianna Lee? Why Not!
GO

Milla Jovovich X Ali Larter
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Motorcycle Wheelie FAIL – VIDEO
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stripfilm fo the Day
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Emma Frain and Emma Glover Topless
GO

Beachfront Babe
GO

Ariel is Under the Umbrella
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Follow the Leader
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

——-BONUS——-

Some Dirty Sluts Licking Each Other’s Face
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

06

Apr

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Body in a Tight Dress of the Day

I know fat ass pretty fucking well and in knowing fat ass I know that there’s no way this bitch is not jacked up in multiple pairs of SPANX to give her ass shape and make her ass look big, round and unhuman.

I also know that no matter how much make-up, or how tight a dress she squeezes herself into, she is still fucking useless as fuck and her time in the limelight that’s already been overcooked is gonna be over really fucking soon, leading to her going back to getting pissed on by black dudes on video where all this mess originally started a few years ago, cuz you part of me is convinced she’s not going to let the fame die down gracefully….but then again, she’s already made stupid money she didn’t really need cuz she already had it…so there is a chance she’ll just eat herself through this and end up dying of heart disease in 15 years at 500 pounds….

Unfortunately, I’m not minding these pics.

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tight Dress

2010

06

Apr

Amanda Lepore’s Tits That Used to Be Pecs of the Day

Sometimes standard female pussy is boring cuz it’s always the fucking same….it’s like there’s little excitement in the shit cuz you know the girl was born with it and she takes it for granted cuz it’s always just been there…

So you need to switch it up and the best way to do that is to look at pics of some tranny monster like Amanda Lepore and her ridiculous everything who is like a caricature of a woman because to remind yourself that pussy that isn’t standard female pussy czn be scary as fuck….making you run back to standard female pussy as fast as you can with a new found appreciation for the shit….

These pictures are to keep you on track and from straying…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amanda Lepore|Tits

2010

06

Apr

Seduction Strategy of the Day

I am a firm believer in the terminally ill patients, elderly women at the old folks home, Crippled people, Retards and people in comas being the best people to look for when it comes to getting sex, mainly because most of them appreciate the attention and miss getting fucked, or are too weak or half dead to tell you otherwise or fight you off….but apparently this woman wasn’t so happy for her surprise bedroom guest, but that’s probably because she’s one of those religious types, who doesn’t realize if there was a God he probably wouldn’t have given her COPD, and she probably shoulda taken the stranger cock for the sheer excitement of new cock while having a solid excuse for her husband to not call her a cheater and leave her in her final days.

Posted in:Cripple|Rape

2010

06

Apr

Kellie Pickler Shows Off her Fake White Trash Tits of the Day

I used to find this inbred hick interesting when she was on American Idol back when I watched American Idol because I had a TV with one channel and little energy to do much else than sit there and watch the shit….Not interesting in a “I’d love to sit down and have a great conversation” way, but interesting in the fact that she was kinda hot and grew up in the backwoods banging her grandfather, she was dumb as shit and seemed easy to trick into anal and pretty much into anything and fucking some serious redneck retard trash was always a dream…but she hasn’t aged too well, even her fake tits look like a disaster, but I guess that’s what happen to most white trash when they turn 25, their teeth just can’t keep up with all the Tang they’ve been drinking and start fallin’ out..or whatever else it is that wrecks hick girls who I once wanted to fuck….like teenage pregnancy, malnourishment and bad genes…you’d hope Hollywood woulda saved her from….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Kellie Pickler|Tits

2010

06

Apr

Katie Holmes has some Weird Fucking Tits of the Day

Something weird is going on with Katie Holmes mom tits. Some people may think she’s just wearing a bra that is too tight for her, but I like to think it’s on some Alien kick, not because I am a virgin loser who likes all things Sci-Fi and only masturbate to shit that involves Space, but because her religion is.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Katie Holmes|Tits

2010

06

Apr

Lake Bell Gives You a Taste of How She Made it in America of the Day

I was expecting this clip to be a lot more breast, because when I first saw it from a distance, I thought her bra was just her bare pink tits and figured since this show is like a poor version of Entourage and it is on HBO, that was created by the same people as Entourage, there would be some fuckin’ nipple, since everyone knows people trying to make it in the world, who haven’t already made it in the world, are usually willing to fuck guys they think will help them get to where they are going…I don’t care how wholesome the bitch is, girls are drawn to power, money and justify fucking the boss as something legit, when really it’s clearly for life advancement….

I was going to say that Lake Bell sucked dick to the top and this was a glimpse into how she made it, but then I hit up her Wikipedia and realize that she’s still a work in progress and hasn’t quite hit as big as she possibly can, so I assume there is a lot more suckin’ in her…

Posted in:Bra|How to Make it in America|Lake Bell

2010

06

Apr

Kirsten Dunst Does Montreal Bar Bathrooms of the Day

Kirsten Dunst has been in Montreal filming some straight to DVD movie she’s cast in as the last attempt to save her career and experience the good life she once had again…..and apparently she’s been looking like shit the entire time…

I haven’t seen her, but pretty much everyone I know has seen her at least once, I have been told that whether in restaurants bathrooms, bar bathrooms, or getting driven around with some really old dude after spending her nights in the bathroom, she’s been looking like a fucking wreck, she’s totally uninteresting, and is one of those people you’d think you’d want to see until you see them…

Either way, here are some pics that were sent to me of her in a bar bathroom and if I ever leave my house, I will try to get a sex tape with her, or at least some spy video of her masturbating or some shit, I have a feeling she’s not that hard to reach and I have no problem exposing my little penis for the sake of my website’s content….I just haven’t seen a reason for it to date.

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Montreal

2010

06

Apr

Dramatic Craigslist Assault of the Day

This is a pretty crazy story, a married dude walked into the wrong house after seeinga sex ad on Craigslist. He thought he was going to a Soccer Mom’s house for group sex, but instead ended up in the house of an 18 year old, who he thought was playing hard to get….so he finds out it is the wrong address, goes to the right address, gets turned away because he it was some joke and he was the 12th person to show up there for the Soccer Mom sex, so he goes back to the 18 year old’s house….and now he is being charged for 4th Degree Sexual Assault, whatever the fuck that is….

I think it’s pretty obvious dude pulled the 18 year old girl’s address off the computer at the Local Gym, posted a fake Craigslist ad to another address to get to her and come onto her but it all backfired…

But this proves that Craigslist can be a lot of fun….before this story I just thought it was good for Gay Bashing cuz it made it a hell of a lot easier cuz all the closet cases have to do is put an ad on Craigslist looking for gay sex and they gay basher will have their pick of who they want to drag behind a truck like this was Brokeback Mountain….

It turns out that Craigslist has far more layers of excitement than that….Watch the story. It’s nuts.

Posted in:Assault|Craigslist

2010

06

Apr

Ugly Betty Miserable Bra Flash of the Day

I don’t like shows about ugly bitches. I don’t think they should even be allowed on TV, since TV is supposed to set the mood and the insecurities of the population and this Ugly Betty bitch throws that off, I guess that’s why it was cancelled, something I was really happy about, but unfortunately, now that they are cancelled, they are pulling all the stops and really letting lose with the shit, with scenes involving America Ferrera, the pig who plays the Ugly bitch because she’s ugly flashing her bra and the whole thing may be exciting to you, but I think should get some execs fined by the FCC or whoever the people who always run after Howard Stern are. This is obscene. Little kids were possibly watching the show with their fat moms who relate to the show…but probbaly not…since no one is watching the show.

Posted in:Bra|flash|Ugly Betty

2010

06

Apr

Ashley Olsen Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

Remember when the Olsen twins were all the fucking rage. It was like every teenage girl idolized these girls and thought they were the hottest, most interesting person in the world. I am not sure if it was their fashion sense or the fact they made hundreds of millions of dollars with shitty quality kids movies, or maybe that the world had a twin fetish, because fucking two of the same girl at the same time is hot enough to neglect what the pussy actually looks like, you know it’s one of those “Bucket List” things you have to make sacrifices to make happen, and decent twins became hot and half retarded siamese twins became good enough because our choices were limited…..But I am sure that they definitely don’t have it going on anymore, not that they ever did, but I’m hoping the rest of the public see that and least based on these pictures and I can’t imagine any stupid teen girl, or treasure troll fan idolizing them anymore and as far as I am concerned the Olsen Twin fetish is done…

Here is Ashley Olsen making her way out of hibernating the last few years to show off some pretty boring leg.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Olsen|Leg