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2012

13

Mar

Lola Ponce Hot Ass Bikini of the Day

I don’t know anything about Lola Ponce, and really why would I care to, I have a hard enough time keeping track of my own life and people I come across, let alone low level bitches who happen to rock thong bathing suits they don’t mind bending over in while on the beach in public…even though thong bathing suits are fucking amazing, especially when the bitch in them is into bending over in public in them, because I’m a pervert, and when I grew up thongs weren’t all that popular, only strippers wore the shit and even now most girls I know don’t wear thongs, especially not the dumpy girls I get with, they just find thongs messy cuz they are too fat to wipe their asses proper, so seeing one always holds a close place in my heart…especially when in public…on the beach…bending over….and maybe now I’ll remember who Lola Ponce is….


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2012

13

Mar

Heidi Range In a Dress She’s Too Old For of the Day

When I first saw these pics I thought this Heidi Range chick in some erotic looking cleavage dress, you know the kind you’d expect to find on a stripper for her last song of the set, the song that is all romantic and full of theatrics, dramatic cuz you know it ends with her showing a room full of me her pussy for free, or in hopes one will pay her to give him a lap dance….the kind of dress you see at the sex shop on discount, or on Halloweeen as a costume, but never on a bitch in her late 40s…unless she’s a swinger and freaky in her old age…..but it turns out she’s 28…so she’s not at all too old for this shit…if anything at her sexual prime and ready for this shit…especially considering how hard faced she is, making making think her UK almost famous popstar from being in Suagababes with Cheryl Cole ass, fucked a lot when she wasn’t in her sexual prime….or maybe she just got ravaged by cocaine….either way she’s not too old for this dress, I jumped the gun….and now I am gonna go jump my neighbor cuz she’s busty.


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2012

13

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

This is not a game….this is real life…and that’s why I love it…Hollywood is so spoiled, insulated and fake….real entertainments comes from our streets…the world is filled with freaks and 99.9999999 percent of them aren’t famous…so that’s why the news is so important…it allows me to get to know people I wish I got to hang out with….because these weirdos are funny.

Lighting Fail on Fox 5 NY
Weather reporter Audrey Puente had the lights go out on her during her Sunday evening forecast

Man Pulls Gun On Kid Playing Hide & Seek In His Yard
A Boulder, Colorado man pulled a pistol on a a young boy who was playing Hide & Seek in his yard while at a birthday party for a neighbor’s son.

Student Says Teacher Forced Her to Urinate in a Bucket
A 14-year-old student claims that a Patrick Henry High School teacher forced her to urinate in a bucket in order to humiliate her.

Extreme Peeping Tom in Ohio
An Ohio woman wakes up to find a man caressing her hand.

Little League Baseball Orders Strip Club To Take Donation Back
A California strip club donated money to a local Little League team, but the team was order to give the money back.

Arrest in ear-biting attack on coach
Springfield police have arrested a man they say punched and bit off part of the ear of a coach following a youth basketball game.

Teacher Re-Arrested For Affair With Former Student
A former Holyoke middle school teacher who pleaded guilty to having sex with an underage student has been charged with probation violation after the now-18-year-old boy was found at her home.

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2012

13

Mar

J.Lo in Shiny Tight Pants Showing Off Her Fat Old Ass on Set of the Day

I find J.Lo’s fat mom ass totally uninteresting. I don’t care how much she paid People Magazine to say she was the most beautiful person last year when she was making her official comeback from being married to a horror movie character and more importantly having his devil spic babies…..

She’s old, she’s tired, she’s played out, she’s boring. If I’m gonna fuck with a bitch who has a set of twins at home in her 40s, I’m gonna do that in private, you know the kind of bitch you meet in a bar where old divorcees go, and fuck the shit out of, never telling anyone you know, cuz it’s not a conquest, it’s just pussy when you need it…..

Fuck J.Lo and the raft she floated in on. I hate this bitch and her shitty overrated ass….but here she is on set of some music video anyway….

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2012

13

Mar

Best Magic Trick Ever of the Day

There’s a movement called the 5 second film festival that I think is genius because my attention span is 5.5 seconds…so this is the perfect amount of time to suck me in and win me over….like this entry…showing the best magic trick ever…one I am sure husbands and baby daddy’s everywhere wish they knew the secret of….cuz staging a car accident or pushing her down the stairs…or faking a violent dream….or drugging her and dropping her off at the abortion clinic is far less effective.

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2012

13

Mar

Crystal Renn Titties for Numero of the Day

I like model Crystal Renn …..cuz she shows her titties for fashion….it’s like give this bitch her day rate and promise her it will end up on a prestigious enough magazine….which will look great in her portfolio on her quest to the top…and she’s putty in your fucking hands…you can do anything you want to her…just tell her it is for the sake of really pushing her as a model…when really it’s just for the sake of personal enjoyment of owning a slut and making her jump through hoops like a dancing monkey….a dancing monkey with titties….and the whole thing is pretty amazing…it’s why I love models so much…they are like strippers without all the negative implications of being a stripper…

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2012

13

Mar

Miley Cyrus’ Red Carpet Cleavage of the Day

Redneck Miley Cyrus pulled something special at the premiere of Hunger Games and that something was showing up with her titties out, in a skimpy outfit, like some stripper slut going to the trailer park’s block party on the fourth of july…..

She showcased her hot young little body and stole all the attention from the other bitches in attendence…cuz cleavage and skimpy outfits is all it fucking takes…people love the slutty ones…they are the most fun to look at and plan sexual acts you want to perform on…

This is the kind of shit that inspires teen pregnancy or at least me to be a part of some teen pregnancy….cuz shit there’s nothing quite like a young hot body…even if the head is that of a inbred hick….


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2012

13

Mar

Jessica Biel in W of the Day


Jessica Biel was in a pantsless in a leotard, my favorite piece of clothing cuz it’s like it has 3 hands….you know pussy hugging in a piece, anus rididng and gently titty tickling all at the same time…..it is magical enough that if was to be reincarnated as a piece of clothing…that’s what I’d be…even though I know if I was reincarnated as a piece of clothing that I wanted to be…there’d be a bigger joke in it cuz nothing works out to me….a joke I assume would be belonging to a senior who doesn’t shower but thinks she’s a ballerina and wears me while dripping on me…in all her fat, sloppy glory….

But that’s not the point, the point is Jessica Biel…and her titties Justin Timberlake may be too gay for, in a magazine like this was old times, and she was getting kicked off 7th heaven for being too slutty….

She’s older, in her sexual prime, and talking about how she’s always been horny, when I just think she’s horny cuz her uterus is calling, but also cuz Timberlake doesn’t feed it proper…..

Here’s what she had to say about barbies:

Did you have Barbies?
I did, but it was always, “Let’s play sex with Barbies!� My Barbies were usually naked. Once, I took their heads off, cut their hair, drew on their short, spiky hair with some markers, then stuck the heads on Christmas lights. Every year, we’d string our tree with those Barbie heads. It looked demonic. My parents were so cool — they saw it as a form of self-expression.

What a creep….a creep I want my tongue inside.

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2012

13

Mar

Russell Brand Throws iPhones Through Windows of the Day

You know…I don’t want to sound like I’m a tough guy, because I’m not at all, but I know that I’m tougher than a gang of pussy celebrities and if Russell Brand went for my iPhone, there would be fucking blood…seriously….motherfucker tries to pull his “I’m a celebrity, I can do what I want” bullshit….we’ll I’d be sure to stab him in the fucking neck…

I hate these pansy motherfuckers more than I hate the paparazzi documenting them….because these pansy motherfuckers decided to be famous and this is what comes with it….he didn’t have to marry ugly Katy Perry who everyone cares about…and if he didn’t marry her…he could fuck all the groupie pussy he wanted in peace…cuz he just doesn’t fucking matter….but he thinks he does….and that’s why he’s pulling tacky, tantrum stunts that damage other people’s property….I despise these spoiled cunts.

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2012

13

Mar

Mila Kunis Gets Fucked By a Bike Seat of the Day

I’m the kind of pervert who likes to make pervert stories out of innocent situations because it makes those situations more interesting to me….Everything in life can be pornographic if you look at it the right way…from eating messy foods, to wearing booty shorts to the grocery store in March, to working out, to facial expressions made in car when on bluetooth, and as Mila Kunis proves…. riding bikes….

She’s up on some hipster cruiser, showing the world exactly why I love sniffing bike seats on hot summer days….you know cuz they are all pussied up….and if you catch them in time….they still have the smell and even the moisture that’s seeped through the shorts, pants, skirts or dresses the girl riding it was wearing…especially after a long ride…vaginal lip on seat connecton is high….and I always just assume it feels good for a bitch, hitting bumps, with all her weight focused on her cunt, I mean else would they ride a bike, when they could just taxi….see cuz life is a fucking porno…I don’t just think it is…it actually is…

So here’s Mila Kunis, showing little cleavage with a seat jacked up her ass and I’m in love with everything these pics have to offer.


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2012

13

Mar

Some Small White Ass With Some Fat as Fuck Questlove Ass of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Questlove. He was one of the first people to block me on twitter after I made fun of him being a bootleg Jay-Z, trying to get up in Beyonce’s sister, that already had a kid, because fat dudes, even when in successful bands, and when those bands are on TV every night, still run after the table scraps….

I do give a fuck about funny fucking videos and seeing him cross the street with this little chick in tight pants, was like watching an A&W rootbeer commercial in the early 90s.

Shit’s hysterical….but probably not as hysterical as the awkwardness that happens when she tries to mount him in the bed, legs unable to really reach around his body, dick that probably splits her in half…pain and struggle worth the child support she will rake in when she tricks him to cum inside her “Of course I’m on the pill….”….. We’ve all heard that before….well I haven’t….cuz no girl in her right mind, or even in a state of crazy would let me knock her up and I’m ok with that as long as they let me try….

Groupies will fuck anything….”sure Questlove is a monster, but he’s way better than Tommy from psych class, that guys not on TV”….and sluts are sluts….always opportunists.

Sometimes it is the little things that bring me joy, other times it is the very big things doing very insignificant things….like right now….good times.

Posted in:Questlove

2012

13

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with being a drunk, other than pretty much destroying your body and your life, is that you can’t remember the simple things in life like wiping your ass properly…..putting on a condom…..or even important things you want to tell people you’ve lost touch with to make ammends before you die….or more importantly jokes I want to write on Facebook or Twitter because that’s where my social life lives….but the pros far outweigh the cons….that’s why I always give other drunks spare change, cuz I know we are on the same page….even though I am pretty sure I’m actually dead and this is the horrible after life…but that could just be the booze talking…

Gotta Love a Hidden Camera Prank – VIDEO
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Sexy Shannon is a Little Bit Censored
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50 Most Voluptuous Women in Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Make Tuesday the Best It Can Be
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Tweet Dreams: Arianny Celeste’s Hottest Twitpics
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World’s Fastest Guitar Player? Maybe! – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus’ Ding Dang Ol’ Boobies Upstaged Jennifer Lawrence
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Her Pussy is Nice and Wet
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Live Web Cams Are Just What You Need, Trust ME
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2012

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Life is Amazing. That’s all I gotta say about that.

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Paris Hilton is a Whore
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Die Antwoord Basically Told Lady Gaga to Fuck Off and Here’s the Story – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Because Monday Doesn’t Have to Always Be a Bad Day
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Angry Garbage Man
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Lana Del Rey Showing Midriff
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Hot Slut Named Angela Lindvall in Vogue
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Man Scared Shitless on Bobsled Run
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Fishing. What Could Go Wrong?! – VIDEO
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25 Inaccurate Depictions of NYC in Film and TV
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Micaela Schaefer Public Bikini Goodness
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Olivia Munn Writes A Letter To Say She Has A Penis
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Nina is One Hot Read Head
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Free Cams That Will Drive You Wild!
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Busty Blonde Gets Her Pussy All Wet
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The Hottest ‘Free-Agent’ Wives and Girlfriends in Sports
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Frankie Essex Vagina Upskirt
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Self-Shot Pics of Brianna Brown
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SOMEone Failers Anger Management Class – VIDEO
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Monique Weingart In A Little Red Bikini
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Lana Del Rey Panty Upskirt
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Jessica Biel is Dull But Here She is Anyways
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Rhianna is Fanny Packing in NYC
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Moran Atias is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Kate Upton 2012 SI Swimsuit Issue Galore
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Jon Hamm Shut Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian the Fuck Down
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Florida “Crazy� Leaves 8-Year-Old Alone At McDonald’s Playground While She Pops Prescription Pills And Passes Out
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Some Sexy Teenaged Foam Fun – VIDEO
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No More Porn For Texas Prisoners
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Super Hot Naughty Office Lesbians
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Adriana Lima , What a Beauty
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Sexy Brunette Fashionista
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“Spring Breakers” Set: Vanessa Hudgens & Ashley Benson Are Colorfully Leggy
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No Pants Subway Ride – VIDEO
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Tiffany Thompson Rides You
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Sophia Vergara is Perfection
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Strip Joint Fail – VIDEO
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A Nice Selection of Red Carpet Babes
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Jessica Alba is MILFy
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Dita Von Teese Monster Face in Lingerie on the Runway
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Pug Does Star Wars
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My BFF Jake Gyllenhaal – Pure Homo – In a Music Video
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Fishing Fail
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Paris Hilton Out Sluts Her Mother
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Lola Ponce Could Use A Good Stick Up The Ass
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Taylor Momsen, And You’ll Never Guess…
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World’s Fastest Guitar Player
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Sofia Vegara Does SNL
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The 100 Hottest Sports WAGs Ever
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Katy Perry Kisses a Fan in Concert
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Bar Paly Tits in Treats Magazine of the Day
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Aylin Alp in Playboy Germany
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Eva Herzigova Playboy Shoot – Hot as Fuck
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Victoria’s Silvstedt’s Hot Whore Body in a Black Dress
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Maria Menounos’ Hot Curvy Body Showing Stomach
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Miley Hott Ass in Leggings
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Candice Swanepoel Hot Fitness Photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret
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Mila Kunis Hot as Fuck on a Bike Ride
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Lucy Pinder Lingerie
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Markie Post 1983 Cleavage
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Carrie Keegan Has Awesome Tits
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Lindsay Lohan Sucking Lollipops
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Today’s SmutMeet!
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Tila Tequila Rides the Sybian
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2012

12

Mar

Sasha Cohen Champion Figure Skater Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

This is not the same Sasha Cohen who played Borat. This is the one who is some famous skating athlete…..who is posting her pictures of her bra on twitter…because figure skaters, like pro swimmers, are total whores….at least I like to think they are…you know always half naked, fit, traveling around, surrounded by gay dudes….especially after spending many sunday afternoons jerking off to figure skating because it was on the only channel I had – pre internet….all that panty flashing and camel toe like it was their job….all acrobatic and flexible….pornographic and amazing….

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2012

12

Mar

Micaela Schaefer Ridiculous Nipple Outfit for Some Premiere of the Day

I posted on this Micaela Shaefer bitch showing up on the red carpet in a ridiculous outfit last week but she’s just got better…..

She’s some German attention seeker, trying to get famous, who I am still not quite clear about what she does, but don’t really care about what he does, since being outrageous and half naked is her way of getting noticed, the rest just doesn’t matter….

Showing up to red carpet events Nipples first…is what dreams are made of…you know cuz when she was a little girl practicing her Oscar acceptance speech in the mirror…this is totally how she anticipated her quest for fame to play out….all little girls do….it’s gotta do with being born slut and remaining a slut.

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