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2011

30

Nov

Pam Anderson is Haggard as Fuck but Trying to Look Vibrant of the Day

Pam Anderson is slowly morphing into what may be a cartoon character, because I guess when you are dying of hepatits that you got being a whore, coupled with only having a career because people jerked off to your big fake tits in a time big fake tits weren’t everywhere, puts a lot of pressuere on a bitch when it comes to attending events…Botox and Facelifts for everyone….but it’s nice to see she hasn’t lost her core….as she licks her PETA stamp….unless this is the equivalent of an old burlesque dancer putting on her tap shoes at the old folks home to show everyone she’s still got it….Either way, who cares, it’s fun to point and laugh at someone who thought she was too good to fuck you at her prime….as she falls the fuck apart…but tries to play it up all cute….something a face that hard can never be..

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2011

30

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am like a marriage saver. I fuck wive’s miserable in their marriages so that they realize the sex at home isn’t all that bad, never to hear from again, but the nice thing, is that married women are just in it for the fuck, they’re already married and don’t need the bullshit of relationship. So lock up your wives….I’m coming for them…

Here’s some shit going on on other sites

Awkward Game Show Moment – VIDEO
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The 50 Sexiest Celebrity Athletes
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Free Cam Show Sexiness to Help You Get the Job Done
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Mike Tyson’s Punch Out Theme Played On 3 iPads By a Person With too Much Time on Their Hands – VIDEO
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Bike Break Faceplant LOL – VIDEO
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Alicia is Full of Secrets
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Doug Hutchinson Quits Movie About Older Man Banging A Teenager, It ‘Concerned’ Him
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Live Sex Shows, You’re Gonna Love It
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Cam Sluts Wears Glasses For All You Nerds – VIDEO
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The 80 Hottest Women of the ’80s
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Posted in:MHD

2011

30

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

I fucking hate Victoria’s Secret. In fact I am convinced that her secret is the she’s actually a he, who like my first internet girlfriend was using me to make money, by sending me nude pics of some other cunt, that I thought was her cunt, that turned out to be his cunt.

It is a money making machine, likely linked to satan, and as much as I want to like the dumb bitches with small tits who they make look like they have big tits, I can’t stomach their idiotic answers to idiotic questions….I TWEETED THE EXPERIENCE if you want a more in depth look at the informercial it is that I hate….

Or you could just watch it on youtube and masturbate like a 10 year old with no porn access that you probably are….

Part 1

Part 2

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2011

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I find the most irritating thing about being a drunk is the disconnect that happens when I think of something to post on twitter and forget by the time I log in….

I mean that and everything else that is horrible about about being drunk from being unhealthy, to being unsuccessful, miserable, and abusive…but for the sake of this post….let’s just focus on twitter which is likely the most non relevant, or irritating thing about twitter….

See what happens to me when girls stop emailing me dirty pics…it gets me all confused….I am also annoyed about people acting exciting about the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show even though we’ve already seen the pics….here are the stepLINKS….now click them…

Olivia Munn is Naked for the Elephants
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Virgin Diaries is fucking Ridiculous – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluttiness
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Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass in Baggy Pants
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Natalie Portman Does Gay Men and Postage Stamps
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John Lennon Talking to a Hippie
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This is Far Too Weird for Me – Bacon Video…
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Nikkie Summers Tits Should Be in My Hands Right NOw
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Slutty With Bananas on Twitter
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The 100 Hottest Sideboob Photos of All Time
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Candice Swanepoel Awesome Bikini Booty
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Kunt Kardashian is Blabbing About some Thing or Another With Her Lesbian Sisters
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Amanda Seyfried Has Proper Form
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Free Cam Shows, The Gift that Keeps On Giving
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French Lesbians Get Their Scissor On – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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The 100 Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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UK Model Stella Tennant Has A Boob Slip
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Princess Kate, Just Because
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Celebrity Legs: Guess Who?
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Kelly Brooke Brings the Hotness
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April Scott Will Blow Your Mind
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Vida Guerra Shows Off Her Cakes And Lets You Know She’s Still Got It
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Ivy Snow is a Tattooed Hottie
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Trina and Heidi Get Their Lesbian On
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Lady Gaga Gets Naked For Us & Tony Bennent…Wait, What?
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Jessi Stripsdown and Stretches
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Italia Kash FHM Photo Shoot
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Slimmed Down Hipster Hottie
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Shauna Sand Still Smoking Crack; Lauren Pope Shines
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Another Random Photo Dump
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How About Some Sienna Miller?
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Escalator Mega Fail – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Hottie All Covered in Oil
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7 Gifts Not to Get Your Girlfriend For Christmas This Year
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WTF Is With Scarlett Johansson’s Cosmo Cover?
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I DIDN’T HIT MY BALLS – VIDEO
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Fake Doctor Arrested For Using Cement & Fix-A-Flat In Butt Injections
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Anne Hathaway Whoring Out in the Park
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Hilarious Titty Dress on Charlize Theron
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Cool Social Experiment
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Paris Hilton Back To Reclaim Her Fame Using Her Braless Nipples
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I Want To Stick My Tongue Up Amanda Seifried’s Ass
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Golf Fail
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Very Cool Hitchcock Video
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Courtney Cox Gaping Panty Upskirt
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Why Daniel Craig Is My Hero
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Disney Laser Show
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Rihanna Could Do Some Damage With That Tongue…
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Idiots Ruining Their Cars
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Awesome / Inexpensive / Drinking Tool
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Cindy Crawford Ass in a Bikini
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Young & Busty
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The Blowjob THread
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Wet and See Through
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Get Some Christmas Shopping Done

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

29

Nov

Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie of the Day

Here are some picture of Candice Swanepoel….In 10 minutes she’ll be walking the runway on the hour long infomercial for Victoria’s Secret…and I shouldn’t complain cuz they pay for bitches to get half naked for us…but I will complain cuz shit is boring and because I already posted all the pictures…so who really fucking cares…oh right….every miserable dude in America with a shitty TV centered life and a fat wife…hoping for some excitement in his horrible life…enjoy…as Victoria’s Secret laughs to the bank…

They don’t pay me for this shit…fuck them….and the immigrant pussy they rode in on…

Now, here’s some photoshopped Swanepoel….cuz she’s hot…even when not photoshopped…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

29

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Showing Off Her Ass of the Day

After being tarnished by Lady Gaga’s nude picture for Vanity Fair…I was happy to see my favorite celebrity vagina….one I call the new Lohan…who I would stalk call and hang out with in Hotel rooms while she danced around to her unreleased album in heels and pajama pant like I was reliving my Lohan days…if only I had her number…Amanda Seyfried….is poking her ass out in a way I want to rip those pants off and shove my unprotected pathetic dick inside her with no mercy while singing love songs….I’m romantic like that.

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

29

Nov

Lady Gaga Nude in January Vanity Fair of the Day

If you love Lady Gaga as much as the 4 year old I saw at the hardware store does….you know talking about her….singing her songs to her dad while I was buying rope and duct tape for a totally separate encounter…then you’ll be so happy to know she got Naked in Vanity Fair….but unfortunately for Gaga, anyone who loves her as much as the hardware store 4 year old…..who cares she got naked for Vanity Fair…cuz she’s an artist and is so shocking…she’s so contemporary…she’s so edgy…she’s so different and she’s so interesting….is likely a homo still in high school cuz real fags sniff out her bullshit…as well as you and I do …

Either way here are th pics…with some Gaga fake herm nipple.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

29

Nov

Camille Rowe and Anna Christine Speckhart Model Ass and Titties of the Day


I don’t know shit about this photographer DAN MARTENSEN or this photoshoot of a couple virtually unknown models, even though I did a post on CAMILLE ROWE TOTALLY NAKED FOR FASHION last week….but I do know that he got two hot chicks, aspiring to be big fashion models, to show some ass and tit in some shoot, not sure when, but that doesn’t matter, cuz we’ve got the pics today and here they are….

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2011

29

Nov

Some Cable TV Nudity of the Day

I love cable TV not because I own a TV or ever really watch any of these shows…but because there is nudity…and for as long as I can remember….that is something I thought that would make all TV better…from Oprah to the Golden Girls….Roseanne to Grace Underfire….CNN to the Food Network….cuz tits….make life a better one worth living….

Here’s some recent nudity from Boardwalk Empire and Hung….

Kristen Sieh Titties Get Murdered from Boardwalk Empire

Eileen Grubba with some tit and some other bitch named Georgia Hatzis

Posted in:HBOobs

2011

29

Nov

Emmanuelle Chriqui Possible Nipple of The Borgias of the Day

Here’s a good little Canadian Moroccan Jewish girl making it big in Hollywood by having Sex Scenes in some shit called the Brogias…She’s showing some nipple apparently, but you have to be a serious virgin loser nerd with no sex but a lot of fantasy sex for Emmanuelle Chriqui to get off to this kind of thing…and lucky for you, I’m posting it…

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui

2011

29

Nov

Rose McGowan in Some Tight Clothes of the Day

Rose McGowan…No matter how old she gets….Will always be a great set of tits I used to love looking at…even if those tits are more menopausal, more fit, and less round and in their 20s….and here she is showing she still cares…in work out gear looking like she’s trying hard….and sometimes effort is everything…..Hot pics for old times…

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2011

29

Nov

RIP Motherfucker – Patrice O’Neal Tribute Post of the Day

I generally don’t laugh at much. I don’t find anything “LOL” funny. I am either a comedy snob or just a bitter motherfucker who resents more successful people than me…If anything I find comedy annoying scripted shit, always the same joke over and over for idiots to laugh at cuz they feel they have to….

But, I have seen Patrice O’Neal live at the Just For Laughs event in Montreal. He is some funny shit, and now he is no more….His fatness that gave him diabetes, gave him a stroke that he didn’t recover from…and now he is dead…and that’s some sad shit….

Like so many comedians before him, living the grind, he chose burger and fries as his drug of choices, and slowly killed himself….I can relate.

He was a talent that I noticed he was a little flimsy at the Sheen Roast…but we’ve got tons of videos to remember him by….RIP Motherfucker. The Patrice O’Neal Edition…

Posted in:Patrice O'Neal|RIP Motherfucker

2011

29

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

This news is just some fucking crazy shit…and if you aren’t watching these clips I post daily….you are a fucking idioted blinded by shitty tit…too horny to function in society…cuz this to me is where the soul of the site lies…this post is my HuffingtonPost/Gawker.com/DailyMail/whatever the fuck other news sites you go to are….

Outbursts during murder arraignments (NSFW)
WARNING – GRAPHIC LANGUAGE: A melee broke out in court Monday during the arraignments for teenagers charged in the shooting death of a Randolph man right outside his own home.

Woman Arrested For Christmas Ornament Stabbing
A woman in Connecticut

200 lb. 8-Year-Old Removed From Family
A 200-pound 8-year-old was removed from his home because his morbid obesity jeopardized his life.

School Janitor Arrested For Affair With Student
A 13-year-old girl and a Colorado school janitor were found in a parked car together when local authors unravelled their affair and the janitor was arrested

Bernie Fine Scandal: Wife Admits Concerns In Phone Conversation
2002 phone conversation between former Syracuse ballboy Bobby Davis and wife of former Syracuase assistant basketball coach Bernie Fine, Laurie Fine.

Ex-NFL Star Lawrence Taylor Sex Trafficking Suit
Former New York Giants superstar Lawrence Taylor was slammed Monday with a federal sex trafficking lawsuit filed by the girl who was forced to prostitute herself to the NFL Hall of Famer in an upstate New York motel room last year.

Brazen Michigan Bank Robbery Caught on Video
There was a brazen bank robbery Wednesday in Farmington Hills. The bandits busted in and fired a shot before getting away.

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2011

29

Nov

Charlize Theron Old Lady Titty Dress of the Day

Sometimes it is better to look a a celebrity bitch from South Africa with a natural instinct to kill her husband like her mother who murdered her father and a high risk of being HIV positive…in her playboy pics from 1997…which might as well be 1887 cuz it’s so fucking history….

So no matter how hot she may be or how elegant the aging process has been for her….she was better before this picture was taken at some bullshit event….

If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2011

29

Nov

Courtney Cox Panty Flash of the DAy

Sometimes, even when a bitch is better off retiring….fading into obscurity with her circus clown husband, because even though she tries to be fit, and still has sloppy inner thighs, cuz that’s what happesn to old bitches, I can appreciate her showing off her panty upskirt like she was an up and coming star trying to get noticed, or more likely, an old washed up star who doesn’t give a fuck anymore…

Posted in:Courtney Cox