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2011

06

Jun

Some Soccer Ball Slut in a Bikini of the Day

If I was a professional soccer player, I’d be fucking hotter pussy than this. Hell I’m a shitty obese blogger with no money and I fuck hotter pussy than this. I was just in the park and there was a new mother breast feeding her baby and she was better pussy than this. It’s like this soccer ball slut got the ring on her figure and figured “Set for life, give up on everything else, cuz I can”….and here is the product of that shitty attitude…a shitty body…in a bikini and a sucker who cheats on her whenever he hits away games…or at least should cuz she’s been nothing but a disappointment…

Posted in:Diego Boneta

2011

06

Jun

Heather Graham’s Legs Aren’t Dead of the DAy

I’ve always like looking at Heather Graham both naked, clothed, or in a bikini….There’s just something that happened in the late 90s I call Boogie Nights, where her willingness to play a strung out, full-bushed, pornstar during the 70, great tits and all, spoke to me….and she’s managed to maintain…which is a lot better than the strung out sex workers I know…but maybe cuz they never went Hollywood, they stuck to their craft and didn’t divert off course…

Here’s some Heather Graham leg…

Posted in:Heather Graham

2011

06

Jun

Meagan Good Still in See Through Pants of the Day

So Meagan Good is some useless token black trash needed for black programming the corporations are forced to produce…

She’s been wearing the same see through pants on purpose the last week, and I’ve been writing about it, cuz I like see through pants, even though I don’t know who the bitch in the see through pants is.

Now she’s gone so far as to write like an illiterate piece of trash from the projects, for us to “Mind Our Own Business” even though she’s wearing see through pants and writing us notes begging us to talk about her…

Annoying. Obnoxious. She sure put us in our place now – send her back to where she came from…

Posted in:Meagan Good

2011

06

Jun

Adrienne Curry Tweets Her Fake Single Tits of the Day

So Adrienne Curry hates me. She went out of her way to tell me off on Twitter once for calling her out for being the garbage human that she is….and now she’s single…which is what happens when a bitch marries a motherfucker for the sake of continuing a reality career that eventually died and forced her to stick with him cuz it paid the bills when nothing else was….but thanks to twitter has now been revived letting her blossom as an independent woman so long as she posts tit pics…

I don’t know she’s garbage there’s no excuse for me posting or promoting her…

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Posted in:Adrienne Curry

2011

06

Jun

Dad Drops Daughter at Dodgers Game of the Day

How the fuck did I miss this story…I know…it’s cuz I don’t watch the news or read other websites…but maybe I should…except for the whole not working in an office, wasting away everyday, looking for something to distract me from the hell I live, I just accept the hell I live, and don’t rent my time out to some unappreciative cock, so when I get bored I drink, or go to the park to watch fat chicks eating lunch and tanning in their bikinis, cuz they’re better to stare at than my wife….

But this is a clip of some dad choosing a ball over his daughter, cuz I guess a ball doesn’t talk back, makes for more interesting stories and doesn’t force you to work night and day for their shitty clothes, Justin Bieber tickets and food….

This dad is a hero, he chose freedom…next time he may want to try aiming a little more forward if he really wants to commit to this whole shitty dad thing…

Speaking of shitty parents, I was just in a park and some chick was taking extreme close-up dick pics of her baby. I shoulda called the cops…but for some reason, I was the only one weirded out by the whole thing….


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Posted in:viral

2011

06

Jun

Liv Tyler Models Lingerie of the Day

You know how it is when your dad denies being your dad all your life and eventually he is forced to accept responsibility….and in doing that he gives you a few acting gigs, calls on a few favors to a few friends cuz he’s a massive playing in the Entertainment industry, hoping the whole neglecting her her whole life blows over and his guilty conscious disappears, allowing him to go on with life with his other illegit kids…but I guess daddy issues don’t die easy cuz bitch at 40, with a family of her own and a lot of money to pay for therapists, is still doing the whole fucking cry for attention cuz daddy doesn’ love me by releasing nudes or semi-nudes cuz maybe some dude will….unless this is strictly a career move, like how her groupie mom got knocked up by a celebrity like some groupie trash looking for a paycheck….

Amazing.

Posted in:Liv Tyler

2011

06

Jun

Hannah Holman Showing Nipple for Fashion of the Day

I’ve posted on Hannah Holman before …I wrote how she’s showing her nipple for fashion to get ahead in the fashion world cuz so many girls are competing to be in the same photoshoots cuz all these bitches think they are hotter than they are….

Luckily, someone was there to put me in my place….

Hey Asshole.

This girl is not a low-level model, and nothing she’s doing in this shoot is an attempt to get ahead, as she’s already making it big. She’s well known and respected in the fashion industry. She’s smart, sweet, making big bucks, and obviously has more class than you. It’s embarrassing for you that you have nothing better to do than trash a twenty-year-old girl whom you know nothing about.

You should do your homework before you spout shit like this out of your mouth pervert.

Thanks Steven….here are some recent pics from Metal #24 of Hannah Holman whoring herself for a photographer to stand out amongst all the other models also willing to whore out in front of a camera to get work as legit models….like the base level stripper sluts they’ve become…cuz working at Walmart or as a waitress fucking sucks….

Good times…..on a sidenote I used to go to school with a retarded kid…they had the same facial structure…I’m sure it’s not related…but it is weirding me out….

Posted in:Hannah Holman

2011

06

Jun

Backdoor To Chyna Clip of the Day

Now here’s a dick clit we haven’t seen in a long fucking time….

This is one of those what happens when you were a celebrity wrestling bitch who needs money and attention because she’s fell off the map for the last decade or what seems like a decade…

She’s older, wiser, and willing to accept that she needs to fuck on camera to make a living, I mean she didn’t buy those fake tits for nothing…

She’s hard faced, looks like a dude, but it seems like her dick clit has been scaled back. It’s nice to know that our mocking and laughing at her paid off for some plastic surgereon…

I never thought watching wrestling was a very heteo activity and I never got why people thought Chyna had sex appeal, but I guess it was one of those closet case tranny porn does really well situations…

She’s back in porn, this may be disgusting to some and amazing to others, to me it is a nice balance of both…Gender bending isn’t my thing but comebacks from nowhere via porno tapes she’s willing to do and not staging as a leaked bullshit tape are and that for me is evolution of a woman…or whatever she may be…

This tape is gonna be HUGE….on all fronts…


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Posted in:Chyna

2011

06

Jun

Richard Kern’s Panty Fetish Video of the Day

I generally avoid Richard Kern, because he works for VICE and VICE owes me 1000 dollars and never paid back when they had no idea how to make a website, relied heavily on their forum and needed me to drive traffic to them….ignoring my invoices like the useless 40 year old MTV Hipsters cashing out they are – FUCK THEM.

Recently, Richard Kern, the VICE photographer who takes erotic pics of young looking girls like he was American Apparel was in MONTREAL, the city I live in, and his press people hit me up, only to not invite me to his shitty shoot, where I just wanted to see young whores get naked….in fact they told me I wasn’t welcome, but that they really wanted me to promote it anyway….Fuck them.

But when I saw this video, I had no choice but to post it, panty in face is a simple yet genius concept. Lookin’ good.

Posted in:Amateur Erotica|Richard Kern

2011

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dumps of the Day

It’s not really the morning anymore, but it is in the West Coast and Hawaii…So let’s just run these for those motherfucker….It’s the shit going on the internet that I normally don’t get around to because I’m too hungover and making love to my toilet in a non sexual way….but for some reason today’s hangover wasn’t that bad….and I got up early, even though I was knee deep in tequila and inuit prostitutes with disgusting bruising on their arms…I make no sense to me.

Motor Cycle Stunt Backfires – VIDEO
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Celeb Birthday
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Free Cam Shows Because It’s Monday and We All Need a Pick Me Up
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The 15 Sexiest Celebrity Geeks
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Justine Timmberlake Got to Palm Mila Kinus’s Tits on TV amd I’m Jealous
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Hot Teen With a Dildo
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A Bunch of Stunts That Will Make You Say Holy Shit and Some of Which Are Probably Fake But Whatever
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Check Out Kristina James
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Web Sluts You Know Will Do The Job Right
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Posted in:MHD

2011

06

Jun

Lacey Banghard Topless in M Magazine June 2011 Like a Slut of the Day

I’ve never heard of Lacey Banghard, but apparently she’s some Page 3 Idol winner in the UK, working her way to the top of the Glamor model world….

She’s in line to be the next Katie Price and so many other busty, trashy, trailer park, molested as a child bitches who got topless to make more money than stripping locally…making her just another one of the sluts…

It’s a business that goes strong, probably because the UK is filled with industrial revolution spillover, you know men who work factories and machines, who chimney sweep and spend their days oil covered in need of their own “office” decor that comes in the form of a cheesy bitch with huge tits in Calendar.

She even named herself Banghard as a stagename and with a name like Banghard, it’s safe to say what kind of girl she is…one who seeks attention and is willing to get naked for it.

In other words, the best kind of girl. Daddy issues all over my dick and positive reaffirmations that she got addicted to and that gave her the confidence to show off her tits to get more attention as all girls should….

You know she’s subliminally making us think she actually bangs hard, when girls like this just don’t know how to fuck, they are too into themselves and putting on the show to suck fucking dick like they are supposed to…It’s a fact.

The bitches who strip and strive for attention just don’t fuck like a fat girl who thinks she sucks does…She has this false sense of importance…and she was in M Magazine Denmark this month….Goin’ to the Top….when she should really just work the tip.

She’s not a slut…she’s hiding her pussy! That’s how you differentiate the wholesome ones…

Posted in:Lacey Banghard

2011

06

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

I do a think here called webcam star – where I try to showcase a star who gets on webcam for either money, fun, attention, cuz she’s an exhibitionist, or cuz she just likes to have fun…since girls who get naked are the real stars…and not these Hollywood Bitches.

She says she’s a 90 year old from the Western Sahara. If that’s the case then I suggest all you motherfuckers hit up the Western Sahara, because 90 year olds are fucking easy, you know with their Alzheimer’s, being a widow, not having had sex in 4 decades since their husband died and dementia and shit…not to mention their amazing ability to make great cookies and a limited lifespan that makes getting attached not so much of an option…

However, I have a feeling this girl is lying…

What I do know is that she has “the dirtiest whore in the world lol” as her occupation and that she’s pretty wholesome, cute, and like the girl you’d see studying philosphy you want to fuck at Starbucks…

Who would have thought she gets naked on webcam in her spare time. Sometimes life’s surprises are awesome.

Unfortunately – She logged off before getting naked…..


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I really want to see her naked…and maybe that’s the reason she’s the Webcam star of the day…cuz she didn’t give it all up…she teased me and rejected me and for some reason…that always makes shit so much hotter….


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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

06

Jun

Mila Kunis Gets Felt Up By Justin Timberlake and Grabs His Crotch of the Day

I didn’t know the MTV movie awards were last night. I was too busy eating 50 cent tacos and drinking shitty tequila…I figure this celebrity shit is boring and does nothing for me…I’m never going to be a TMZ, so why bother polluting life with is, cuz seriously, I find it boring, uninteresting, and pretty much a waste of fucking time, which is saying a lot coming from someone who loves wasting time, gets nothing done, and enjoys all things with vaginas, whether commercially successful or just the cunt on the corner buying peanut butter I can only assume is for her dog to lick off, cuz that’s the only reason bitches buy peanut butter right?

That said, Mila Kunis got grabbed by Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake got grabbed by Mila Kunis. They played off that they were fucking…cuz mocking celeb gossip is great…and great for the fucking kids watching to see how to treat each other in the fucking school yard..

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2011

06

Jun

Rihanna Girl on Girl on Stage Lap Dance for Attention of the Day

I always took Rihanna as one of those Dyke for attention kind of bitches. You know the kind of girl you see in clubs feeling up her girlfriend for the guys who own the bottle.

Rihanna is one of those hangs on as hard as she fucking can bitches….you know trying to get all scandalous and shit so people notice her and ignore her shitty singing….

I know her act, and unfortunately I like her act, especially when she violates a female fan on stage…and I am convinced that as soon as the bitch was used, Rihanna didn’t even give her her number, or email address or even thank her, she was off to more important things, to use more people to get a head so she doesn’t ever have to go back to where she came from, unless of course, this girl was a hired actor…which is kinda what I’m thinking…there’s gotta be security checks before getting mounted by a bitch like Rihanna who so many people want dead…

I like the message this is bringing to the kids, or 90 percent of her fans. I wonder where this will lead to.


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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

06

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I turned myself off for the weekend. I didn’t read the paper while taking a shit in a public place. I didn’t watch the TVs at the local McDonald’s Cafe I get my free TV, internet and cheap coffee at. I didn’t go on a computer, or use Twitter, except maybe to lure one or two vagina pics…so I have no idea what’s going on in the world, locally or internationally. I’m so self involved and it’s amazing, my only concern is when I can take a fucking nap on a bench, or scrounge up enough money from my wife’s purse to afford me a daytime 40, that will lead to many amazing things, like even me possibly popping up on the news.

Here’s the today’s stepNEWS to catch up. The stuntman clip is retarded.

Sex offender busted for scam
SALEM – Police say a Level 2 Sex Offender went door-to-door scamming people out of donations they thought were going to a cancer charity.

Stuntman Hurt at Atlanta Motor Speedway
A metro Atlanta stuntman is recovering in the hospital after he was badly injured in stunt-gone-wrong at Atlanta Motor Speedway’s Thursday Thunder.

Man Killed Trying to Steal Medical Pot
A Phoenix man who recently was authorized to grow his own marijuana fatally shot a man who tried to steal his pot at gunpoint.

Duck Living at Home Depot
A duck in Maine has made a Home Depot his home for the past month and is refusing to leave.

Teens could go to prison over pic
Final exams started Friday at Hernando High School, but few students were talking about their tests. The buzz was about a text message — what some called “sexting.”

Teens arrested after fight
Police have arrested an 18-year-old in Winter Haven for his involvement in a fight shown on video, which was captured and uploaded online.

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