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2011

03

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Upskirt Does Fashion Week of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is in France for Fashion Week and she’s not giving up…. so it is only natural that she’s not wearing pants as she spreads her legs and covers her face for the paparazzi cuz she knows what they want of her only to show off her floral panties I can only imagine smell like death in all their loveliness. I’m just disappointed the flowers are scabby labia.

Here are some pics of her amazing tits….possibly real, likely the best teardrop implant money can buy, who cares where they are from, they are just nice to look at….

She’s hanging with Terry Richardson and her other groupies, cuz she’s still Lohan, she’s not dead yet, even if she looks like she will be soon, and bitch isn’t done with this famous celebrity shit yet…

Here’s some zoom in on her getting out of the car…you know trying to stare at her amazing fake tits and hope for a vagina slip….in picture…cuz you are pathetic and this is as good as it gets for you…as real life doesn’t include chicks…

Here’s some pics from another night of Fashion Week where Lohan didn’t really look like Lohan, it’s like she’s wearing some kind of swollen mask of an aged version of herself, in what may be the costume of the fucking Halloween Season but she’s got awesome fucking tits, haggard, old, washed up, drugged out, half dead or not…I just wish she let me fist her with my hands, face, anything that legendary night I met her…

Here’s The Rest of the Lohan Upskirt Panty Pics
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

03

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Long Mom Legs of the Day

I’m only posting these pictures of Miranda Kerr because she’s got great legs after bouncing back from her pregnancy in a good way, unlike countless women before her who don’t get paid millions to be half naked, but who instead gave up their careers and independence to be in this prison sentence called marriage and family, and the only defense they have is to make themselves as unattractive as possible for their husbands, so that they don’t try to fuck them and knock them up again to start that horrible cycle all over again…..I mean revenge has gotta be why once hot chicks who get married and have kids end up thick….I mean that or laziness and a valid excuse for the shit….

I’m also posting these pics to remind you that the busty, implant looking tits you see of hers in catalog, don’t actually exist, it is all false marketing, padding, and millions of dollars of engineering to make happen, not to that that’s a bad thing, she’s hot, it just is shitty when you get surprised after bringing a bitch pulling the same stunts home, but you likely don’t have to worry about that….so I’ll just post the pics…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

03

Oct

Jessica Lowndes Cleavages of the Day

Here’s some Canadian I’ve never met, even though I’m stationed in Canada and Canada only has about 500 people in it….She’s the big star of 90210, also known as the least creative show on TV, possibly even the worst show on TV, because even the original 90210 was shitty, so to remake it a decade and a half later is just fucking nutty, but there’s lots of digital channels available, and those digital channels need programming, that’s why I should be writing TV shows no one will watch instead of sites no one reads, it’s more lucrative….

Either way, Jessica Lowndes is cleavaging, that’s when a girl shows cleavage. It’s a verb when you don’t know shit about English grammar…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2011

03

Oct

Some Tupac Sex Tape and Murder Scandals of the Day

So TMZ is reporting that 2Pac has a sex tape, I haven’t been emailed any clips, cuz I am irrelevant, but apparently he’s getting sucked off as he dances and chats with a friend… this is what they wrote:

The tape, shot in 1991, begins with a bunch of groupies in a living room during a house party. Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt off … sporting several chains.

Tupac — whose head is shaved — pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex. As she does her thing, an unreleased song of Tupac’s is playing in the background, as Tupac is singing along and dancing, wiggling his hips.

And it gets even better. As the woman services Tupac, who is holding a cocktail in one hand and a blunt in another, Money B from Digital Underground walks over to him. Tupac puts his cocktail arm around Money B, continues singing and dancing … and the woman never stops.

I did see some recent break in his murder…..because on Thursday October 6, 2011….The LAWeekly is going to report a story about who killed Tupac….

I know this because I both travel in time, but also read the article ABOUT TUPAC’S MURDER HERE ….

Basically, for those too lazy to read, a cop wrote the book based on the actual evidence from the death of Tupac, Biggie and the attmpted murder on Suge Knight, and they are saying Puff Daddy Sean Combs P. Diddy is behind it…..and knowing that Puff Dadd is a weasel who would probably kill to become a billionaire, and who I assumed everyone knew did kill to become a billionaire, and who has become a billionaire since their deaths…..it just makes sense….

So as I wait for this Blowjob video to hit….cuz post life sex tapes are always good times, I’ll aso be waiting for Diddy to get life in prison, like he fucking deserves, but that his endless money will never let happen, cuz rich people don’t go to jail, that’s for poor people with no genius lawyers…

Posted in:2Pac

2011

03

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

The highlight of the news is this story of some creepy school employee pulled a magic trick at some school meeting that happened to be televised and that offended some weirdo who was watching the school meeting on TV because it involved a bra…and I love bras….but apparently weirdos who watch school meetings on cable access don’t….

Ok so it wasn’t as good as I thought it was going to be but you gotta like their investigative journalism….next time lets hope it involves more of the actual trick and some tit…..so here’s the rest of the news….

Toothbrush Theft Ring Busted in Florida
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School Bus Driver Accused of Luring Teen
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Caught on Tape: Miami Bank Robber Hits Pregnant Woman
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Plane Crashes Into Ferris Wheel In Australia
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Caught on Video: Crews rescue trapped child in FL
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

03

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here is the morning hangover dump….even though it isn’t morning in half of the world….

This weekend’s life lesson was that if you drink heavy cuz you’re convinced alcohol makes hand sanitizer, so it only makes sense it will rape the disease out of you, even if the disease inside you was from getting raped. HIV.

But turns out when you have a cold, that cold will turn around and turn into pneumonia or something equally near death…which is what I’m dealing with…

Speaking of death, I saw 50/50, that Seth Rogan movie where the guy doesn’t die at the end, obviously, and I figure this year’s latest trend is going to be friending people with cancer, or more important catching cancer of your own…It’s the new UGGS.

Here’s the dump, even if I’m constipated.

Jewel Robbery FAIL – VIDEO
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25 (Mostly) Sexy Reasons to Get to Know MMA and UFC
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Free Cam Shows, Because Mondays Don’t Have to Suck
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Jenny and Her Husband Got a Whore
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World Record For Most Stairs Climbed On Head. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Kristen is a Hot Blonde
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John Travolta is a Vampire From the Civil War
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Live Web Cam Sluts You Don’t Want to Miss Out On
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Brunette is Masterbating by the Side of the Road
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I’d Like to Be All Over Christina Rose
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Election 2012 Shit Show Coverage Continues – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

03

Oct

Jodie Marsh, Bodybuilder of the Day

Jodie Marsh was some UK Glamor Model no one really cared about, except maybe to stare at her tits, or her pictures in shitty magazines while they took shits, who I guess was touched or raped as a child, because that’s why she developed some kind of feeling of inadequacy that led her into this quest to get approval through modeling half naked….a feeling of inadequacy or insecureity that got worse when she was being teased for being a little sloppy and a little pudge , so she took it upon herself to make a fucking change and that change was to go overboard at the gym and find happiness in morphing into a fucking genderless, testosterone filled, girl who was likely raped as a child, instead of a sex object and the whole thing is as weird as it is disgusting. Enjoy.

So now she doesn’t just HANG WITH MONSTERS IN HER PANTIES , she is the fucking monster and she’s winning awards for the shit…..as weird as she is, this is probably her biggest accomplishiment…..

Posted in:Jodie Marsh

2011

02

Oct

The Graduate XXX Porn Parody Exclusive of the Day

I fucking love porn parodies…I’ve seen a few of them and I always get sucked the fuck in. They’re hilarious, amazing, entertaining, thought provoking, challenging to the actors to live up to the original….I’ve seen Avatar parody, Seinfeld parody, Cosby Parody, but never dramatic movie parody…

Based on this trailer, the gap between film and pornography is finally is getting smaller and smaller as porn companies are setting up these big budget, script heavy amazingness that I’d rather watch than the smut being put out by Hollywood…because there’s fucking in it…..Genius


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Posted in:stepSMUT

2011

01

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone asked me if I was still relevant. I never was.

No matter what I say, I can’t get twitter followers, maybe cuz being on twitter is like watching ugly people masturbate. it sucks.

I saw a grey skinned old lady die eating steak. So I ordered another steak.

I’ve decided to be less negative, so I point out one thing I like about every person I come across, those things usually come across as being negative.

No one reads my site anymore, I need a publicity stunt.

I wrote about losing a reader cuz I write rape jokes. The then Guardien writes an artice on rape jokes and references facebook not me.

I will never get ahead, that’s okay with me..knowing the Final Destination movies exist, brings me great confidence that my twitter account isn’t the worst shit ever written….

Fuck you internet……here are the stepLINKS

Teen Mom Bikini Implants
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This Horse Took a Giant Piss Right Next to Kristen Stweart on the Set of That Snow White Movie and I Can’t Stop Laughing
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Live Web Cams To Keep You Busy All Weekend
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John Travolta is a Vampire from the Civil War
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Dog Parachutes
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Hottest Female Golfing Pics
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Paul Rudd and Anne Hathaway Relive The Worst Thing THey’ve Ever Done
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New Pics of Sara Leal The Bottom Feeder Who Banged Ashton Kutcher
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Kendall Jenner – Kiddie Porn

http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/kendall-jenner-love-cat-magazine-shoot-twitpics/

Martyn Confirms Gay Sex With Chris Brown, Tells Him To Come Out
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And That’s Why You Don’t Put Nitro On a Horse – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Natalie
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It’s Party Time With Danielle Trixie! No Pants Allowed.
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Girls That Make Sweat Pants Bangable
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Rosie Jones And Her Awesome Bikini Cleavage
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Kelly Brook Is Indiana Jones
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Free Cam Show Fun
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Porn Shoot Almost Turns Into an All-Out Brawl – VIDEO
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30 Tough and Sexy Sports Hotties
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Liv Tyler Nakedly Returns In THE LEDGE
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Some Rachel McAdams
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Check Out Gisele’s New Underwear Ad – VIDEO
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Guess Who Got Paid the Least for the American Pie Reunion? LOL
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Vanessa Hudgens Wore This…
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Maria MenounosBrings the Casual Hotness
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Little Brother Will Show You How It’s Done. FAIL – VIDEO
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Slutty Gallery For Some Friday Fun
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The Recession Is Real: 9 American Cities Going BROKE!
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Jennifer and Carolyn Get It On – VIDEO
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Nerd Sex – Comedy Sketch – VIDEO
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Minka Kelly On Set Hotness
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Heather Wants You To Watch Her Come – VIDEO
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Olivia Garson Can Rock All Sorts of Biknis
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Leggy in a Black Dress
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Miranda Kerr Looks Amazing in Short Shorts
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Krisay is a Jungle Babe
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Leighton Meester And Rachel Zoe Wear White In France
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Meet Jessica Klein
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Kourtney Kardashian Is Clueless
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New Photos Of Scarlett Johannson As The Black Widow In The Avengers
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Guess The Celebrity Home
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Vanessa Hudgens Wore This…
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A Kate Hudson Generous Panty Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr in a Short Leather Skirt
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Kesha In Her Underwear
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Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Camel Toe. How Cute.
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