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2012

16

Apr

Looking up Vanessa Hudgens Skirt as She May Be Doing Drugs of the DAy

Coachella happened this weekend, for those of you who don’t know shit about hipster bullshit that makes you cool, because in the grand scheme of things it really doesn’t matter whether you are cool or not, especially since being a hipster is more mainstream than Ed Hardy or any of the shit that they are against, because hipster is the new preppy bullshit….thanks to the internet….cuz now people can be more artistic, obscure, informed about issues, socially conscious, while wearing the latest skinny jeans…..you seee what I’m getting at here….Hipsters don’t exist…they are just apple and designer clothes consuming try hards….

That said, Coachella reaches all these idiots as a place they need to be to see all kinds of bands in some festival that I wouldn’t go to unless I could arrive and leave by helicopter, only to spend my nights in a 5 star hotel, where during the day I hang backstage and get drunk with bitches like Vanessa Hudgens on groupies trying to fuck bands….making them sit on my lap…..otherwise it’s dirty hipster even though hipsters don’t exist….nightmare….

So with all music festivals, people get fucked up….and these pics of Vanessa Hudgens surfaced of her sucking on her finger filled with some white powder I assume is Icing Sugar cuz she’s pudgy, but that could be anyting for YAY to MDMA to who gives a fuck she’s squatting in short skirt and I wanna fuck those thigh highs off her hairy little legs….

And based on this video of her with her boyfriend…that was probably easy to do this weekend….that horny little monkey person…..probably on MDMA….taking int he sounds of every band marketed to the “Indy” scene that’s so indy it is making people billionaires….the idiots have to flock to and endorse something….sheep pretending not to be sheep are still sheep….


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2012

16

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski Nude for TREATS! in Video of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is some bitch I head about for the first time last week….who happens to have an amazing fucking body…that could have a lot to do with her being only 19 years old….and already willing to get naked on camera….or maybe it has to do with her being 19 years old and thus having a ridiculous body…from tits…to ass…this bitch is good….and in being this good….she’s gone the distance to share it with us…unlike all the other hot 19 year olds that I haven’t seen naked…..

This is the kind of “making myself famous” shit I love…

Either way, I posted the photoshoot, and with photoshoot come videos…so here are the videos….to watch and appreciate her nakedness all while remembering she also has an “INNY” vagina…...>This may be the closest thing I’ve ever felt to love.

THEY TURNED OFF MY EMBEDDING OPTIONS – THOSE PRICKS – SO I AM FORCED TO LINK IT

Part 1 – WATCH IT HERE

Part 2 – WATCH IT HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2012

16

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you’re wondering why I am taking so long to get started today – it is cuz I was sleeping – not because I was at the Urban Outfitters is the New Gap – Coachella concert with everyone else in the hipster, celeb, mainstream community….but because I was drinking with gutter sluts until 6 am discussing how their vaginas changed from the age of 14 until now….using my tongue as a laser pointer….it was more fun and rewarding than updating a blog for a bunch of unappreciative assholes….

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2012

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

As much as I want to talk about my interraction with high school girls patting my dog today….I found out some sad news about a homie who died from lung cancer this past week.

He’s been fighting it for quite a few years….and he unfortunatly lost the fight.

He is someone who encouraged me to keep the site going a long time ago…he always gave me positive feedback…we talked alot back in 2004 and 2005 when I was blowing up and getting hundreds of thousands of visits a day…..he’d call me and give me shit…email me advice….tell me who to link, who to get to advertise and he didn’t have to.

He was just a good guy, who I guess was looking out for us independent bloggers, when everyone else was going corporate…..

His work will always be appreciated and live on forever..thanks to the internet, his team that are taking over for him and his archive of celeb tit pics…..

So from a fellow titty blogger who was mentored in a lot of ways close to a decade ago…. VIT FROM TAXIDRIVER MOVIE ….you will be missed. RIP Motherfucker.

Now I’m gonna go get drunk…but I was gonna do that anyway…..

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The Hottest Friends in Sports
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32 Modern Pin-Ups
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The 10 Hottest Supermodel Cameos In Movies
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Emma Watson In A Bra And Short Shorts!
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PETA Hates Jennifer Lawrence
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Frances Bean Politely Tells Twitter To Shut Courtney Love Up
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Armie is Super Sexy in Lingerie
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Katrina Bowden Sexy Spectacular (132 Pictures)
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Free Cam Shows, You’ll Love Them
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Why Buy a Dildo When You Can Use a Wine Bottle
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20 Sports Wives and Girlfriends Who Have Been Cheated On
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Cameron Diaz’s Wedgie
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WTF Photo of the Day
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I’d Totally Bang Amy Poehler
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Lesbian FAIL – VIDEO
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Hello Puffy Nips
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Kim Kardashian Strips Down to Lingerie for Photo Shoot, See More of Her Instagram Photos!
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Arianny Celeste in Bikinis
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Titties from American Pie 5: The Naked Mile
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Yurizan Beltran is a Sexy Matador
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Ymre Stiekema is Some Model With Some Weird Name
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Sara Jean Underwood Is A Goddess
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Carly Craig is Super Sexy
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So Who’s Got a Thing for Asian Babes
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Freaks: Ex-Santa Fe Cop Caught “Playing With Himself� On Camera While On-Duty In Squad Car [Video]
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Rebecca Rayann and Riley Jensen Get It On
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Unicycle Basketball Started as a Fail and Ends as a Fail
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The Hottest Tom Boys in Sports
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Epic Cleavage
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: BIKINIS!
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Let’s Watch Bree Take It All In – VIDEO
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Happy Easter from Kate Upton
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God I Love Babes in Shorts
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Madonna Definitely Got Another Facelift
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Where The Hell Has Shannon Elizabeth Been?
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Skylar Hart is Super Sexy
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Kim and Khloe Are Lucky They Didn’t Get Shot
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Scarlett Johansson Gets Classy For Vogue
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Katrina Bowden Hot for FHM
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Cops Jerks Off In Squad Car. Caught On Video.
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Rachel Bilson Fuckable In A Bikini
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Lana Del Rey Even Her See Through Dress is Fucking Boring
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Braless Lindsay Lohan Nips Out For The Day
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2012

13

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Facebook Pregnant Bikini Pic of the Day

So if a picture says 1000 words…..then this picture is saying CANDICE SWANEPOEL DOES HALF NAKED BETTER…. because Candice Swanepoel didn’t pollute her uterus with a fetus that ruins her appeal as a model like this bitch did…cuz this bitch is some catholic who doesn’t use birth control…or maybe she’s just made too much fucking money and figures it’s time for personal life instead of waiting til she’s 35 like a normal person. What a waste.

I don’t think I can ever find pregnant chicks hot…attractive or a beautiful thing.

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2012

13

Apr

Kendall Jenner’s Underage Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Kendall Jenner did some bikini photoshoot for some shit called Flavor Magazine – even though she’s 12 and shouldn’t be posing in bikinis cuz that is considered jailbait erotica and I think sexualizing a teen should be punishable by death…at least in this case…cuz I hate the Kardashian mother and you know she’s behind the whoring…that luckily isn’t on a hairy little armenian monster this time…but instead on some bitch with athlete genes……cuz in realizing in Canada, you having sex with a teen is encouraged because it is legal….making my whole sexualizing a teen in picture fight hard to believe…since I’ve had sex with 17 year olds when I was 27…..I’m a pervert like that….I even went to her prom…..so if anything that makes me an expert on this shit…and for that reason alone I say KILL OFF THE MOM JENNER she’s gone too far….while you’re probably saying “bring on the sex tape it will help me cum to these pics”….you sick fuck.

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2012

13

Apr

Melody Thornton Ridiculous See Through of the Day

No idea who Melody Thornton is…but she has great style….a fashion icon as far as I’m concerned…give her her own like like she was Jessica Simpson with less of a food budget…but she’s onto something here….something I call showing your fucking nipples like you shouldn’t be wearing a fucking shirt….


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2012

13

Apr

Candice Swanepoel by Terry Richardson of the Day

These pictures are the highlight of my day as a blogger because I like Candice Swanepoel and what I imagine would be a South African retroantivial smelling twat….she’s hot….and I’ll look at her in boring bikini catalog shots that she’s always in….hell I’ll always look at her changing her tampon, taking a shit, napping, letting her dog eat her out, hiding under her bed cuz she knows there is an intruder in her home…..getting fucked by black dudes like shit was back home and it was the Apartheid…..and he was Nelson Madela. You know pretty much under any and all circumstances….cuz she is that good…but I always like her better when I can see her nipples….sure Terry Richardson is played out, boring, too mainstream and repetive…He’s been exploited by every brand, his style uninspired and a cash grab….but he did get Candice Swanepoel into a sheer top….and that’s more than I’ve ever accomplished in life….and if anything that’s pretty nice of him to do for us…and we should be appreciative of his scam….Today, I know I am….

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2012

13

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Photoshopped Instagram Lingerie Pic of the Day

Yesterday I was fucking around on instagram and saw that the most popular picture was this shot of Kim Kardashian that I am pretty sure has been photoshopped pre-being uploaded because even paparazzi pics of this bitch in a bikini only show up a week after her trip after being touched up by an expert, it is part of her quality control…since no one wants to see her gunt hanging over her lingerie….I mean I do because I like truths and know she’s a pile of shit…and not just cuz she’s brown….but cuz she is the lowest specimen of anything seemingly human…but people still like her ass and tits…despite her bad sex with black men on video that made her….so here’s her most popular on Instagram pic from yesterday that just pisses me off….cuz some people don’t deserve to esist…

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2012

13

Apr

Boobstagram is a Good Idea of the Day

I have always been a supporter of breast cancer campaigns because I love breasts and Breast Cancer is my enemy who tries to bring down the breast….a war my self-involved hatred of the world can get behind…because it affects me on a personal level and touches me at my core…..unlike pretty much all other charities….dying babies…who cares…famine, who cares….natural disasters, global warming, carbon emissions, high aids rates in developing countries….who cares….but titties…titties are important…

So someone started up BOOBSTAGRAM which is supposed to be for girls to post their boobs for charity….and I’m kicking myself in the dick for nothing thinking of this on my own….I coulda changed the world…this was my big break…I suck at life….but luckily….like all great ideas I missed out on…someone beat me to it…and thus posts lots of tits….and that alone is amazing…even better that it is for a good cause to save tits….and you say I’m not a socially conscious philanthropic person…how dare you.

On a sidenote this is way better than the failed campaign to get random guys to post pics of their prostates….random tits are far better than random prostates.

Looking at titties for a good cause….

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2012

13

Apr

Maryna Linchuk is in Bathing Suit for Vogue Germany of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian, that means she’s from Balarus, and she is a model who is 24. According to Vogue she’s one of the Top 30 models of the 2000s, but I never believe lists, especially not by advertising financed publications that are full of shit…..which is pretty much EVERY publication….but I do know that she’s kinda hot…and sure, I may be saying that cuz of her modeling contract and millions made from modeling….I am easily convinced like that…..or maybe it is cuz she’s posed topless for VOGUE GERMANY ….and for POP MAGAZINE and in some POLAROIDS THAT SHE DROPPED ….and that alone…..is amazing….with a modeling contract stamp of approval it is better…

Now she’s doing some bikini and bathing suits all classy for Vogue Germany….and that works for me….

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2012

13

Apr

Miley Cyrus Leaving Pilates in Tight Clothes of the Day

I am hooked on Miley this week and it is unhealthy….

After the Showing Titty When Shopping ….and the crotch flashing ….and all the tight clothes wearing on her tight little young body…..I have been unable to look at normal sized girls young girls the same….

Just today, there were two bitches in leggings having a coffee, probably 19 and the oldest and they stood up with their little young asses and I thought to myself, they need more Miley Pilates…..now this is a serious issue….because enjoying young pussy in everyday life is one of my favorite things….and now this Miley bitch has ruined that for me….more reason to try to plan a good hate fucking….that I would love…


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2012

13

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples and Fat Ass of the Day

I don’t find J.Lo hot. I never did….If anything I wish she was Selena and not the bitch who became famous for playing Selena….You know killed off by her fan club president….instead of going on to be this monster that she is today..

I don’t care what People said when her PR people were planning her comeback from having Satan’s devil babies with that Mark Anthony horror movie character….

I don’t care how much her ass was marketed, or about the Latin invasion of the late 90s.

I don’t care how rich she is, or that she is on TV…and I don’t care about her nipples being hard in a tight dress that makes her ass pop….cuz I know she’s wearing SPANX….and I know she’s wasn’t interesting in her prime…and sure as hell not interesting int he tail end of her career that wouldn’t exist if hispanics weren’t so loyal….emotionally driven…and numerous….

But I’m posting the pic anyway…cuz it is my duty as a Martinez.


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2012

13

Apr

Xenia Deli Hot Bikini Body of the Day

I stole these pics from the virgin over at HOLLYWOODTUNA …….and I figure if he’s gonna do the work for me, I’m gonna let him, you know since I don’t have to pay him, I just have to give him a shout out, because otherwise he will cry to me about how he found these in the depths of the internet and I totally robbed him….not that I ever mind bottom feeding or admitting to bottom feeding…It’s kinda my thing….not to mention it’s not like he took the pics of Xenia Deli himself….and really….hot girls always make us do unethical things…like robbing our friends….to fuck our other friend’s wife when he is away cuz you know she looks at you with sex eyes at every BBQ you are invited to….it is just the nature of being a backstabbing, table scrap eating, scavanger of a man….a title I can live with…..even if I’d rather live with Xenia Deli sitting on my face…

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2012

13

Apr

Emma Watson in Shorts and a Skimpy Top of the Day

I always get creeped out by Emma Watson, even if she’s a 25 year old bitch with a tacky girls gone wild tramp stamp….clearly not a pre-pubescent girl from Harry Potter movies….not because pre-pubescent girls creep me out…even if I sometimes feel awkward adjusting my fly in front of them…after you know…exposing myself….in a “why can’t I control myself” kind of way….cuz I like young girls…but because I know the people into her, loving her, watching her every move, are freak Harry Potter fans who have been into her since she was 12, and jerking off to a bitch at 12 cuz you think she’s gonna grow up hot…is just as weird as jerking off to a 12 year old…..even if you can justify it that she’s an adult now….I know what you did…and I have a hard time seeing past that….creep.

Here she is filming a movie that isn’t Harry Potter. I guess she does that.


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