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2011

26

Sep

Selena Gomez Teen Toe Getting Vagina Hugged of the Day

Here are some pics of Selena Gomez with her divorced parents who exploited her at a young age and who put her to work to make a living for the family…and to provide them with the good life…so that her ugly mother who was too ugly to make it on her own but who lucked out with a cute enough kid to make all her dreams come true…so that she too could wear leggings like a 15 year old girl instead of working a job like a normal ugly bitch from texas….

But more importantly, here is her vagina being hugged by a tight pair of leggings in what I call the toe that Beiber comes in, making this bitch a sex offender who makes me feel like a sex offender looking at her, cuz she’s so small and 12 year old looking, even though she’s 18 or 19….making these pics even hotter to the perverts who feel perverted staring or snapping off pics of this shit in their everyday lives…

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2011

26

Sep

Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures of the Day

[I CAN'T POST THE ASS IN BIKINI PICS BECAUSE THE PAPARAZZI HATE ME - BUT CLICK THE BELOW LINK - IT IS AMAZING]

Here is Ashlee Simpson’s mom ass that was wasted on the homosexual she married because he was popular at the time and she thought it’d help her get her career that never was back on track before getting knocked up one night when his semen dripped out of her ass after he dressed her like a man, leading to her having a baby, because she’s a good christian who doesn’t do the whole aborition thing, before realizing like she was LeAnn Rimes, that life is better when your husband isn’ gay….

Bringing us up to date on this Jessica Simpson sibling who was always in her very large fat chick shadow, who put so much effort to break out, and who now has a body that’s so tight, she deserves to be the star child, partially cuz she doesn’t eat all the family food….but also cuz this ass is ridiculous….

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Posted in:Ashlee Simpson

2011

26

Sep

AnnaLynne McCord’s Hot Tight Ass in a Dress of the Day

I can point and laugh at Annalynne McCord all I want, I can call her useless and say she’s on borrowed time because the show she is on is a joke, bottom feeding show and there is no way she’ll last…I can call her milking her low level fame annoying, or say she’s not as hot as she thinks she is and that she’ll have to crawl back to her home town with her tail between her legs with war stories to tell at the truck stop she ends up working at…but the truth is she’s got a tight body and even a tighter ass and these pictures of her wearing the right dress are almost inspiring, something bitch probably doesn’t get a lot, I mean except maybe that time with that producer that got her the job that made her…

Whore cares, hot ass.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2011

26

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Used Vagina in Shorts Gets Work of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is looking like shit on her quest to make it in the fashion world…she’s going to all the global fashion weeks, even though I thought it was illegal to fly with a criminal record, making me think that she never had a criminal record and it was all for publicity that back fired….

So here she is doing some Philipp Plien photoshoot that I bet she isn’t getting paid for, and that I bet he is only running with so that more people find out who Philipp Plien is….

She’s doing it in little red shorts that are period safe, assuming she still gets her period, because maybe she’s as menopausal as she fucking looks, or maybe all the starving, drugs, and drinking killed any uterus and overy functionality…

Who cares. Lohan’s a thing of the past….a thing I want to fuck with my tongue from the past..

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

26

Sep

Ashley Greene Big Round Fake Celibate Cleavage of the Day

Ashley Greene is generally some seriously boring shit. All she does is work out…I mean when she’s not attaching herself to things that will secure her position in the entertainment industry, you know by pretending the be celibate while dating a Jonas Brother back when people remembered who the Jonas Brothers her, when not staring on Twilight, the meal ticket, lottery win that will pay her for the rest of her fucking life…and here she is rocking her cleavage like someone you’d expect to be celibate and not just saying that to lure the 12-15 year old market cuz they will stay with you for life like you were Britney Spears…

Who cares, I like great cleavage, preferably when nipples fall out, but this is good enough.

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2011

26

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

The most exciting thing I’ve read about on the news was a group of medical chimps finally being set free in Seattle but I am too lazy to find that heart gripping story, but instead feel the 91 year old who uses his bodily functions for protection, because This guy’s amazing….

Here’s the rest of the news…

Atlanta Police Accused of Illegally Strip Searching Young Men
A group of young men have come forward to speak up about the aggressive nature of strip searches by Atlanta police.
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Man chases noisy teens away with urine bucket
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Neighbor’s warning sign scares off home buyers in CO
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Florida planning on village for sex offenders
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Teacher’s Aide Accused of Taping Child’s Mouth
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Man Credited With Creating Doritos Dies
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‘Occupy Wall Street’ Continues In NYC
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VA Arsonist Sets Fire With Bible Pages
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Bizarre Memphis Cop’s Love Triangle Gets Weirder
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Here’s part 1 of his story
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Mom And Daughter Share the Same Husband
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

26

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens Creepy Cleavage in a Big Dress of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is the kind of girl I’d expect to have a hairy chest…I’m not saying that cuz I saw her self shot nude pics and assume those were pics of her as “shaved” as she can get cuz an hour post shower she’s already 5 o’clock shadowing…you know cuz she’s a little ethnic looking monkey….I’m sayign that cuz I’ve been zooming in and out of these pics and I’m convinced I saw stubble…

That said, here she is showing off her little tits, while covering up her recently thick body, in a dress she looks like she robbed from a senior retiree in Florida in the 1970s….all Golden Girls or the landlord’s wife on Three’s Company…both things you’d hate to have on a bitch you want to fuck…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

26

Sep

Kayley Cuoco Cleavage Covergirl of the Day

Kayley Cuoco is the girl I like to blame for John Ritter’s death, only because I know that hanging out with slutty 18 year old girls who pretend they are your 16 year old daughter, is some of the hottest shit ever that leads to a lot of jerking off, choking yourself out, trying to bust nut heavy in between takes to make your erection subside…but I could be wrong, maybe it was just all the coke in the 70s…and really who cares about John Ritter right now, cuz it’s all about Kayley Cuoco’s hustle since that show, now on another show, rockin’ the cover of magazines, and finally rockin’ a set of tits, cuz I guess she’s hit puberty, or maybe she’s just on the pill, and maybe you should just look at the pics..and forgot I ever posted anything – shouldn’t be so hard..

Posted in:Kayley Cuoco

2011

26

Sep

Karina Smirnoff Horrible Scary Cleavage of the Day

Here’s Mom and Dancing with the Stars dancer Karina Smirnoff, who at one time, was the reason husbands could handle sitting through Dancing with the Stars in the trailer parks they live in, because their fat wives insisted they watch the shit on their one tv, after their Walmart Cashier shift, since those are the people I assume watch the shit….

You know seeing her move, imagining her doing’ it up against your dick, reminding you that she should be a sex worker, you know with the whole being a professionally trained dancer from war torn communism, but instead is making it in America thanks to Hollywood….

But who knew she had such horrible tits…it’s like she’s Kirstie Alley and she just danced the shit off…

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