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2011

06

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Doin’ The 70s Pornstar of the Day

Remember Lindsay Lohan? She was some child star who turned into an 18 year old slut, who eventually became a 25 year old washed up drug addict with legal problems, who I loved the entire journey into the gutter, but who most people have probably forgot by now, because she doesn’t matter, doesn’t get work, and doesn’t have a very amazing PR team….She also isn’t very nice to old friends who want to help her, like me….but I haven’t forgot her, how could I when she’s skinny, busty and dressed up like a 70s pornstar….I want to bury my face in her vagina until she uses the last of her meth energy to hump my fucking face…..I don’t have a very good sense of smell, so the dirtier the bitch the better….Lohan is incredible…

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2011

06

Dec

Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti in Bikinis of the Day

Here are a couple of South American models on the beach half naked…showing ass…and not just any ass…amazing ass…reminding us that being in America sucks…cuz there is no such thing as natural bueauty there…all the pretty girls turned to obesity and the girls who are too vain to eat all the corn syrup are the same girls getting botox, implants and dying their hair some fake kind of blonde…..making me wonder why the fuck I am not living in these third world countries where my 1,000,000 dollars a month I don’t make off this site, would go a long fucking way, I’m talking harem filled with bitches who look like this…but instead I hang with a fat pig of a wife I’m about to divorce even though she pays my rent, expenses, life since I don’t have a job. Being in prison that isn’t a real prison….locked in with a fat chick is anything but Good times.

Posted in:Aida Yespica|Claudia Galanti

2011

06

Dec

Irina Shayk Promoting Some Bullshit Naked of the Day

It amazes me that this Irina Shayk bitch isn’t promoting mail order bride services on the internet…you know at the back of the Moscow Times escort agency listings…being the face of ex-communist country sex trades…but instead is getting work promoting legit products totally naked….she’s come a long way from being some whore who landed a pro athlete that landed her a legit career….a real long way..

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2011

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I really like massive fucking beers…..despite the rape they do to my body….shit always ends up as a party….even if I am the only loser in attendence…which was the case….and is always the case…I peaked in 2008….

How Not to Impress Girls When You Are a Teenager – VIDEO
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The Hottest Sports Babes of 2011
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Free Cam Shows, Only the Best
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Sunny Leone Is the Hottest Thing on Indian Reality TV
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Stuntbusters: Surviving a Demolition Derby – VIDEO
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Natasha is All Laid Out
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Herman Cain Was Quoting Pokemon This Whole Time
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Live Web Cams with the Sexiest Sluts Around
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Busty Blonde and Her Wet Pussy – VIDEO
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Aleksa Palladino Plays A Game Of “Would You Rather”
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are the stepLINKs…Tis the season that I’m planning on being more festive than other years…which involved me jerking off to xmas music….this year I’m gonna wear my Santa costume out to every bar and christmas party I crash cuz no one ever kicks out Santa….no mattter how badly he smells of urine, vomit and semen….no matter how drunk or sexual harrassing he is… making girls I don’t know sit on my lap to give me their wish list…and while I do that…. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER …..I’ll twitpic the shit….and if I get my wishes….I’ll auction off all the panties I convince the bitches in skirts to leave me with….I’m a fucking Christmas Miracle…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Christina Aguilera Ass Looks So Hot in Leggigns
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It’s Official: Madge Will Bring Her Thrusting Granny Poon To The Super Bowl
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Charles Manson Shufflin’
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Selling Ice Cream Like a Boss
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Elizabeth Olsen See Through
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Roberto Cavalli is Banging Every Hot Chick Out There and Living the Dream and It Makes Me Hate My Life
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It’s Official: Madge Will Bring Her Thrusting Granny Poon To The Super Bowl
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Live Sex Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Now THAT’S how You Sell Ice Cream
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Courtney is Sexy in Animal Print
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6 Signs You’ve Been Abducted By Aliens
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Sofia Vergara’s Most Gratuitously Sexy Roles
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Holly Madison’s Perfect Golden Globes
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Why the FUCK Would Someone Try to Sell Nudes of Shaun White? Ughhh
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Free Cam Shows, Make the Most of It
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Jodie Marsh is the Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Theres a Hidden Camera Under Her Desk – VIDEO
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The Sexiest Sports Moments of 2011
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Jessica Pare Breasts Turn 29 Today!
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Jessica Biel is Dull But Here She is Anyways
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Olivia Wilde Hotness
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Woman Drives a Hippo? Why Not – VIDEO
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Snooki’s Fragrance Probably Smells Like Cabbage
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Brooke Mueller is Braless, See Through and Unbder Arrest
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I Don’t Know How to Describe This Video of Traffic in Vietnam But It’s Fucking Awesome to Just Watch It – VIDEO
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Having a Bad Day – GALLERY
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Separated At Birth? A Mega-Gallery Of Celebrities That Look Oddly Like They’re Related
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Miss Playboy Playmate November 2011 FTW
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Girl on Girl Hotness of the Day – VIDEO
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Top 5: Best Stupid Sex Questions From Yahoo Answers
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Blonde Teen Gets Her Masterbation On
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FEAR FACTOR IS BACK!! YESSSS – VIDEO
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It’s Christmas Time – Time For Cocaine And Colorado, Sheen Style!
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Jennifer Lopez And Her Fuckable Ass Bent Over In Tight Leather
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Danica Patirk Bikini Pics Gives Me Pole Position In My Pants
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Christina Aguilera Has A Huge Ass. Here It Is In Spandex
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I’d Still Fuck Pam Anderson And Here’s Why…
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Look At Olivia Munn’s Nipples. I Said LOOK AT THEM!
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I Love a girl in Knee Highs
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Dianna Agron is Sexy
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Cutie on the Web Cam
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Stephy Starts to Shower in Pantyhose
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Christina Hendricks Tits Insanity
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Trolling Late Night Sex Shows – VIDEO
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Tori Spelling Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting But She is Still Gross
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Amanda Seyfried Wants Me to Look at Her Ass
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Heather Graham As Red Hot As Always…
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Dude Screams Mashed Potatos at Tiger Woods
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Hunter Shoots Off His Own Hat
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Giuliana Rancic’s Chopping Off Both Her Tits
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Busty Asian Bouncing Shit Off Her Busty Tit
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Time Lapse Video of Traffic in Vietnam
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Suriving A Demolition Derby
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Jennifer Love Titties
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Kristen Stewart Impersonator Tells Nativity Story
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Lohan’s Rejected Playboy Pics….FUCKING HOT……
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Miley Cyrus Pussy Pic
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Danika Patrick Cameltoe
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Olivia Munn is a Half Naked Cunt
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2011

05

Dec

Lydia Hearst Amazing and Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

The only good thing that has come with having this shitty thankless humiliating site…..and running it for the last 8 years….other than being in Lohan’s hotel room once while she cried lesbian unstable tears…..is that I’ve become friends with Lydia Hearst.

We joke around with each other on facebook and twitter and she sends me inspirational words of wisdom that make my cold back heart smile….and above all she’s just fucking lovely….

Luckily for me, she’s also a model….who gets naked for fashion, which happens to be one of my favorite things to look at, so seeing her in these pictures by Terry Richardson….finally getting back to his softcore roots we all liked him for….coupled with loving her on the internet like she was my World of Warcraft wife….makes this feel like we’ve just made love in the most romantic of ways….and since it was so glorious and memorable, I have no choice but to show the pics to my friends…cuz that’s what I do everytime I fuck and the bitch passes out….thank you camera phone for making my creepiness more accessible…

Let this post remind you that sometimes good things happen to bad people….Next time lets hope these pictures are taken by me for our honeymood video that will propel us into a reality show…

Posted in:Lydia Hearst

2011

05

Dec

Réka Ebergényi Naked for Citizen K Fall 2011 of the Day

Réka Ebergényi is some tall model who has been in Victoria’s Secret catalogs…..she is 29 and at a point in her career where she is ready to make the moves needed to get noticed before it is too late….she didn’t come all the way from Budapest to sit on the fucking sidelines only to be forced back to budapest a broke and broken down women…I mean she could have just jumped on the human sex trade scene like her friends…but instead she had to be all high society and fancy in fashion…but at least she’s showing her box like a good little Eastern European tryin to make a dollar living the American Dream….Here are the pics…

Posted in:Réka Ebergényi

2011

05

Dec

Real Housewives of NY Bikini Pics of the Day

They lost me at Housewives…..seriously, these bithes, as much as they try, look old, sloppy and like rich housewives everywhere….something I can’t stand looking at, it is almost like a circus performance, which is probably why they got their own TV show, but I pretend it doesn’t actually exist….

The only time I like fucking housewives is when they are bored trophy wives, barely 30, annoyed that they married a boring rich 50 year old dude, and seeking low key revenge, and I happen to be it cuz we randomly crossed paths when she was drunk and at her lowest point, and I only do it so she sees that sex can get worse than the sex with her husband….basically saving her marriage she happily goes back to with memories of the hell that was me easily forgotten a few weeks later….

These bitches aren’t hot….in any way….but I’ll post the dumpy mom in bathing suits anyway…cuz maybe there are some 80 year olds on the site thinking “Shit, look at that young babe”…but I doubt it.

Posted in:Real Housewives

2011

05

Dec

Alexandra Richards Shitty Hipster Bikini Pics of the Day

Alexandra Richards used to be on my facebook….her brother used to send me T-Shirt designs for my stepSHIRT…her father….used to be a young vibrant rock guitarist for the Rolling Stones….he is still however in the Rolling Stones…..and he is pretty awesome on all fronts and not just cuz he’s lived through so much…but because he still goes hard….

Either way, she’s the cunty, snobby, rich kid hipster living the New York fashionista life amongst other cunty, snobby, rich kid hipsters, and no matter how much prescription pills and cocaine she does in her dumpy luxury artist loft, she’ll never be as cool as her dad….

She’s fucking boring to look at, even in her bikini….but I’d probably still fuck her…but then again I fuck anything….good times…now accept my friend request you pig.

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