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2011

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Nov

Amber Heard Throwback Skinny Dipping Scene of the Day

The movie is called The River Why…..The topless skinny dipper is Amber Heard, a girl I’ve grown to love in recent months and I don’t really have to say much more than that, cuz it is late nigth and I’m posting this for a bunch of ungrateful cunts, when really thinking life would be far more entertaining if the ungrateful cunt was attached to Amber Heard’s pelvis, because lets face it, she’s good, even if she doesn’t have the time of day for any of you….now gawk her…imagining yourself cumming inside her like the creep you are and help get her more naked movie gigs….

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2011

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Jessica Simpson Twitter Pregnant Tits of the Day

Pregnancy…Some people think it is such a beautiful and romantic thing…the natural purpose of women and men coming together in love to carry on their genes as one continuing the legacy ofmankind into the next generation….

Some people think pregnancy is creepy, cuz an alien creature is growing in a bitch, who in turn gets fat and her vagina gets shredded to pieces…..

Other people think, pregnancy represents commitment, the worst kind of STD cuz it costs a fortune….

While, I think pregnancy makes great fat tits milk filled and noutrishes, while offering an excuse for weight gain, and remembering bitch fucks without condoms and lets dude cum in her….naughty….

Here’s jessica Simpson tits on twitter….focusing on the good….of what most may find bad. While others find erotic….pretty much pleasing everyone…Good job.

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2011

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stepNEWS of the Day

I am less interested in pedophiles in college sport…because I hate hearing stories about pedophiles especially when it is about raping 10 year old boys….but also because I have always known all sports have pedophiles since I was in little league and the coach tried to make us put baseballs in his ass…or maybe it was the bat…or maybe I saw that in a movie…either way, anywhere there are kids, there’s a pervert who gets off to kids whether when masturbating, or when he can’t help but follow through…

I am far mor into people shop lifting using their underwear, teachers fucking their teeen students, preachers killing heathens, and whatever else we’ve compiled her for you today…Enjoy…

Minnesota Thief Hides Fur Coat In Underwear
A Minnesota woman was sentenced to two years in jail after being caught shoplifting a mink coat by shoving it in her underwear.

Raw Video: Students Destroy TV Truck at PSU
Raw video obtained by Newscore, a Fox unit, shows angry Penn State students destroying a TV news truck after Joe Paterno was fired on Wednesday.

Pastor Pleads Guilty to Killing Church Member
A Missouri pastor plead guilty to murdering a church member that was having a 10 year affair with his wife.

Woman Catches Thief Trying To Return Her Stolen Christmas Presents
A Massachusetts woman was getting a head start on her Christmas shopping until someone stole her gifts. A few days later she met the suspect.

Police: Georgia Teacher Had Sex With Student

Fake School Nurse Theft Ring Busted

http://www.redlasso.com/local/women-accused-of-stealing/

Students Plot to Kill Jr. High Teacher
Five students are accused of plotting to kill an 8th grade teacher at San Tan Junior High in Chandler.

http://www.redlasso.com/local/students-plot-to-kill-jr-high-teacher/

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2011

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Trying to Look Up Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed’s Skirts of the Day

Nothing like girls in skirts sitting at a good vantage point in front of you…cuz you know there’s always going to be a slip up, no one, no matter how well trained they are, can sit and get up without flashing a little twat….and when they are up on stage…it’s far easy to catch the slip up, then the way I’ve been caught many times trying to do when a bitch is sitting at the same level as you….you know pretending to drop a pen, forced to crawl under the table, is far less subtle way to get flashed…

Unfortunaltey, I don’t have any panty pics from this TWILIGHT BULLSHIT EVENT, but I know they are out there, or that the audience did, cuz it’s just science motherfuckers…and sometimes just knowing that is enough to get my fantasy wheels turning, because I’m weird and love when girls let us look up their skirts…knowingly, unknowingly, panties or not. It’s always amazing.

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Nikki Reed

2011

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Candace Bailey Lingerie Bullshit for the Nerds of the Day

Attack of the Show must be a huge deal, I mean this video of the poor man’s Sara Jean Underwood, in her lingerie on their official Youtube had all of 3,000 views when I pulled it up….

I guess maybe their audience of virgin losers who masturbate to girls talking their nerd, gamer, tech game isn’t as strong as I assumed, because shit is on TV, and that alone makes you think there must be budget behind the shit, there must be audience, there must be more to it than manipulating nerds with half naked playboy chicks to take their minds off their action figure, comic book collecting weirdos social awkardness, but instead give them hope…….

I guess they are trying to viral video strategy of funny, sexy gets views and may give their shitty show a bit of life, but I guess they don’t get the joke in all this is that they are giving their viewers sex tips, as if their viewers have sex…unless it is just an excuse to get this bitch in lingerie….

Either way, we’ve spend too much time on this…time to move along…cuz this shit doesn’t matter….especially when there is so much PORN on the internet…

Posted in:Candace Bailey

2011

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Mariah Carey Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

The above picture is a lie that people are trying to preted is Mariah Carey post baby weight…..70 pounds lighter….a year after she gave birth that resulted in some Jenny Craig spokesperson gig, that probably makes her a lot of money….but is obviously doctored…because you can’t have a spokesperson spilling out of her motherfucking dress….

The reality, see the pictures below, the bitch is still fat…so fat I was going to do a post on how she was inspired by Precious and working on Precious that she’s decided to be like those fat chicks on YOUTUBE Who track their weight gain and eating habits…emotionally eating their way into a fanbase of weirdos….hoping it will land her an oscar….

Don’t believe the Jenny Craig corporate lies….the proof is in the tight dress below…

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2011

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Joanna Krupa in Won’t Be my Facebook Friend of the Day

You may not remember Joanna Krupa….she’s some model FHM girl who was big a few years ago …but who is now 32 and has already given up on her career, proved by the fact that she did Dancing With the Stars, a show everyone knows doesn’t bring back careers, especially when said careers hardly existed….

She plays up the war torn Poland upbringing, but the truth is she was in America at 5, only to end up in American Lad Mags when they still mattered….

I’m only posting these boring pics of her, because I’ve been tryign to add her to FACEBOOK and she constantly rejects me…and I take offense when that happens, especially when bitch doesn’t matter, isn’t a celebrity, and has little going for her, I mean other than the potential to marry a rich dude as arm candy…cuz that happens all the time….I hate snobs who think they are better than you…so ADD HER TO FACEBOOK and let her know she’s a cunt….put her in her irrelevant place..

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2011

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Amber Heard Hot Little Ass of the Day

I am into Amber Heard…she’s like what Scarlett Johansson was trying to be, but never pulled off, because she’s some dumpy pile of shit…I mean I saw that movie that made her famous with Bill Murray on TV the other day, and she’s running around in her panties, and talking with her raspy boring voice, and it did nothing to me…white this Amber Heard, pretending to be a lesbian, hotness, just has to wear a dress that showcases her awesome little ass, and I’m down to party….and that’s why I’m posting the pics…this bitch is good.

Posted in:Amber Heard

2011

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Miley Cyrus the Fat Years of the Day

I guess she saw how good obesity was for Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirstie ALley, Chaz Bono, pretty much most people on Dancing with the Stars, that bitch Precious and Christina Aguilera’s career…but then again, maybe she just got her Wisdom teeth pulled. Maybe she’s got coke bloat. Maybe she has kidney failure and is retaining water. Maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy….Maybe she’s just getting fat….you know cuz like the deli she’s been buying her cured meats and cheeses at, Disney’s decided to pay by the pound….How you like them apples. RIP Steve Jobs.

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