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2011

12

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I feel like all the fat useless comedy actors becoming skinny offers great opportunity for me to take over hollywood before I die of a heart attak fucking hookers after doing boatloads of cocaine like I as a fucking drug cartel / Sofia Vergara’s vagina the mule….

Unfortunately, I’m pretty into sitting on the couch.

Here’s some shit going on around the internet….

Youngest Metallica Cover Band Ever
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The Hottes Soccer Fan Pics Ever
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Free Cam show Sexiness
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Video Slam: Shay Maria, Rihanna, Kitty Lea, Nyomi Banxxx
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Fake Store Prank is Pretty Clever
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Lauira Lee is Wearing One of Those Slutty Pink Mesh Things and I Like It
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Courtney Stodden’s Ramblings Are Still A Goddamn Goldmine
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Live Web Cam Suts to Make You Get Your Solo Sex On
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These Sluts Are All Over Each Other – VIDEO
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The 10 Sexiest Vampires in Film and TV
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2011

12

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news….It’s good news…like the time you found out that asshole you hated was in a car accident…only with less guilt…it’s good news like the time you found out the girl who rejected you got really fat…it’s good news…cuz it happened to someone else…

Women Get Into Bleach Fight at MD Wal-Mart
A woman attacked her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend at a Maryland Wal-Mart. This is not the first fight between them. The boyfriend’s father took the side of ex-girlfriend.

VIDEO: Deer Crashes Into Cell Phone Store, Wrecks Bathroom

Teen to cops: Dealer stole my pot money

Pot-Shaped Candy Alarms Parents

http://www.redlasso.com/local/pot-shaped-candy-alarms-parents/

Stuttering Teen Was Told to Be Quiet In Class

TSA Screener Arrested for Child Porn in Maryland

Iraqi Vet’s Tree House in Trouble
A Fairfax County housing board wants an Iraqi vet’s treehouse to come down.

Family Calls 911 After Getting Lost in Corn Maze
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Iowa Man Tried to Pour Superglue Down Woman’s Throat

Pastor Caught on Camera Stealing Drugs
A pastor in Tennessee is accused of breaking into homes to steal pain pills and was caught on camera breaking into a house.

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2011

12

Oct

Adrienne Curry Tits for Twitter Followers of the Day

Adrienne Curry is the worst. I’m not just saying that cuz she told me off and blocked me before getting huge on twitter. I’m saying it cuz she’s the worst. As much as I love naked for attention, I hate naked for attention that ends up working for a bitch cuz it’s just too obvious, uncreative, and any one with tits, fake or not, can pull the same shit and that shit should never be celebrated…or recognized…cuz it prevents them from turning tricks when they run out of money from their reality show prize like they are supposed to…but instead gives them confidence they shouldn’t have…it’s annoying and here I am buying into her bullshit by posting this boring, not getting fucked pic.

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2011

11

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The best thing about this site is when people send me in emails, pictures, anything that makes me feel like I am not totally alone…Today I got some foot fetish pics from a girl who like showing off her feet and this is the highlight email that came along with the pics…

They belong to me they are my feet and toes….I hope you like them

Oh and please feel free to post them if you like. I can also do more like walk outside in the mud or something really sexy

I just came and I’m not even into foot fetishes…and she hasn’t even sent the pics..

Now listen to this song – Eminem’s verse at the end about Casey Anthony is gonna fuck with your head it’s so good.

Now, here are the stepLINKS

Alessandra Ambrosio’s a Bikini Model in a Bikini OMG
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Paris Hilton Picture of the Day
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The Avengers Trailer with Scarlett Johannsoon in Spandex
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Here’s an Amazing Scooter Fail
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Rihanna’s New Erotic Album Covers Cuz Tis is Her New Hustle…
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Old Bakery BMX
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Some Girls Fail Compilation
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Here’s the Trailer for The Avangers aka the Trailer for Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage
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Phoebe Price is Being a Disgusting Whore in a Pumpkin Patch
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Cams Shows to Make a Shitty Day a Little Better
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Here’s a Scooter Jump
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3 Way Scooter Trick – VIDEO
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Daisy Marie is Hot in a Corset
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TwitPic Theater: Naughty at the Office
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The Weather is Cooling Down So Warm Up With These Bikini Photos
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Sofia Vergara’s Sweet latina Cleavage
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging All Sorts of Hot Chicks
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This Gross Fucking Hippy is Giving Birth in an Art Gallery and the Whole Thing Just Disgusts Me
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Free Slutty Cam Shows, Want Some?
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Girlfriend Rubs Down Her Hairy Pussy – VIDEO
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Mom Tits
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Christina Ricci Hard Nipples
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Looking Good Sweetheart – No Make Up Edition
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Nicki Minaj’s Cleavage and Weird Hair
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Some Camilla Belle Sexiness
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Beyonce’s Baby Bump Looked Like It Folded In Half on Some TV Show and I’m Sure It’s Just a Bad Camera Angle But Let’s Run With the Scandle Anyways
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Shane Van Der Westhuizen is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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I Love Black Chicks. Seriously, I Do
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Ridiculousness
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Pornstar Brittney Amber Makes For Happy Pants
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Say Hello to Nikita
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Paz De La Heurta, Our Naked Heroine, Returns With No Clothes On
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Who is Heather Morris and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her?
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Nicky Loves to Get Herself Off – VIDEO
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Alex 242 Photoshoot Video
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Hottie in Head to Toe Blue
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Alessandra Ambrosio Learns To Surf In Hawaii
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Random Pic Dump of the day
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Some Halloween Related Pranks
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Reporter LOL of the Day – VIDEO
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striptease of the Day
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She’s Having a Solo Session on the Job
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7 Reasons she’s Won’t Have Sex With You
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David Boreanaz Says Affairs Are Awesome!
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Angela Simmons Celebrates Her 24th Birthday
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I’m Down to Drink Any Cocktail….
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Did You Know Kim Kardashian Got Married? Yeah, I Know Right!
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Jayde Nicole Loves Showing Off Her Big Tits Which Is Great Because I Love Looking At Them
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New Craze Sweeping America and It’s Thanks To Casey Anthony….
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Ashley Tisdale, Yup Still Fugly. Just Checking.
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Winter Ave Zoli Has the Best Ass on TV and she is NAKED
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Don’t Miss Today’s SmutMEET
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YoungDykes are the Webcam Stars of the Day – They Aren’t that Hot But they Sure Can Eat Pussy…
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2 Former Miss Universe Contestents in Threesomes…
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2011

11

Oct

Mischa Barton Tries To Stay Relevant via Tyler Shields Steak to the Face of the Day

I used to rip into Tyler Shields for being a hack of a photographer who just managed to have the right celebrity friends that propelled him into photographer celebrity….but then I spoke to someone who knows him and she assures me that he’s not some try hard, full of shit, obvious attempt at shocking concept with celebrity pussy like he was the next Terry Richardson with less vision….and even if he was, who cares, cuz I’m the fucker writing about his work…adding fuel to the fire that is his hype….

That said, he recruited Mischa Barton, which must have been hard, you know with her busy schedule, substance abuse, sanity….but I have a funny feeling she’s the one who sought him out…to get these pics of steak on her face, in a photo series that I call “I shoulda been Tyler Shields, I’m clever enough to make shocking pictures, if only I didn’t alienate myself”….

Here she is…

Posted in:Mischa Barton

2011

11

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news…Stay informed…this is way more fun than when I got news my grandmother passed away…or when I got news i owed the government money or when I got news that my house was repossessed by the bank…or when I got news she had HIV after I fucked her…or when I got news she was pregnant…or when I got news that the mafia were after me years ago…or when I got news my blog sucks…or when I got news I have a small penis…or when I got news I may have cancer…or when I got news they were out of booze at the party…or when I got news that she felt as though I raped her and was going to the police…or when i got news she left me for my best friend on my birthday and valentines day and our anniversary after spending my last 100 dollars on her by being stood up…because it reminds us that we’re all doomed, other people are idiots, and that life isn’t that bad even though it’s bad…it’s all how you look at it…

Caught on Tape: Girls Subway Brawl With Cops

Teen Sex Alleged at Atlanta Rec Center Trip


Sharks live in Australian golf course lake

Amish men accused of attacking couples in Ohio

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

11

Oct

Rihanna Sexiest Woman Alive 2011 Naked in Esquire of the Day

Esquire chose Rihanna as their Sexiest Woman ALive 2011…..what? I know…

I have a pretty good feeling this sexiest woman alive shit is paid for…I mean I can think of at least a dozen bitches sexier than Rihanna…what brings her thickness to the top of the list…there is no way that this was objectively chosen….maybe she used her teen prostitute talents a Bajan guy told me he knows for a fact that she has…or maybe everyone else was busy…and seriously I get Rihanna, I see the way she gyrates on stage and I’m victim to her spell too….but I’d leave it at “one of the woman I’d like to fuck in 2011″….because we don’t need to be inflating egos here unnescessarily….cuz it’s obviously not fact and merely just a way to sell records and magazines…but still…I can’t figure out the basis for this at all…instead I’ll just look at the pics…and pretend she’s the hottest bitch…even though I know she should be working porn in America, not topping charts…some vooddoo shit happened and I will figure it out one day….it’s my life goal..

Here are the rest of her nude for Esquire’s fake award pics….

The sexiest woman alive, whoever you are, was robbed.

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

11

Oct

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Legs of the Day

Years ago I was watching some daytime talk show about registered sex offenders…and one of the stories stood out as insane….one of the dudes was 19, his girlfriend 17, her dad caught them fucking, he called the police, dude got arrested, the dad pressed charges, he’s a registered sex offender for life….meanwhile Selena Gomez is doing the same shit, but because she’s the girl, it’s ok. She doesn’t go to jail or get put on an embarrassing list that will force her to live in private sex offender communities in Florida, because non sex offenders don’t want her kind in their towns….cuz being a sex offender makes a motherfucker think the sex offender fucks little kids…and I think this story would end in a great way if the legal system was actually fair and didn’t favor celebs…assuming she fucks Beiber, because the chances are pretty good that the real sex offender in all this is Usher Raymod, or as I like to call him, Beiber’s Baby Daddy….and I don’t even know why I bother, 16 is legal in Canada. 14 was legal up until a few years ago….so it doesn’t affect me…I guess I’m an asshole who likes making examples out of people…including myself…since I’m a great example of how not to live your life or run your internet business if you ever want to make any money….

I’m gonna go kill myself with breakfast whiskey….it helps a lot.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

11

Oct

Anja Rubik & Sasha Pivovarova Titties for Vogue Paris of the Day

If you read the site you will know that I love models. Not the tacky UK topless models you see in those shitty “Lad Mags”…I’m talking high profile fashion models who are in bot SI or Victoria’s Secret but also who are in the high fashion magazines…..

Maybe it has to do with them being skinny, maybe it has to do with them being made up to be beautiful, maybe it is the whole glamourous life, or maybe it’s the whole party life that comes with being overpaid to sit around all day and let some pervert take pics of them….but I think it has to do with their willingness to get naked in photoshoots like little whores…cuz when it is for fashion and fashion is gay so it doesn’t feel pornographic…even though a lot of the time it is….but fashion has the best PR and know how to spin shit…and that’s why they get all the advertising dollars and hot women….

So here are some Anja Rubik and Sasha Pivovarova … two hot internation/immigrant girls we’ve all seen naked before, just getting naked again, this time for Vogue Paris or as I like to call it Vogue less uptight that US media….all to make millions and live that good life…and I love it…

Posted in:Anja Rubik|Sasha Pivovarova