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2012

19

Jun

Octomom’s Masturbation Porn Uncensored Pics of the Day

Octomom’s biggest accomplishment or at least her best decisions, besides having an insane amount of kids that made her famous, even though she didn’t think that one through, is making the move into porn…..

If she had half a brain, which I am not sure she does, she’d have got vaginal reconstructive surgery prior to doing porn, but I can’t tell, cuz the company promoting this, is saving the clown car pussy as the surprise, all I get to see is s stubbly asshole and some rockin tits on a muppet looking face….

Staging her jerking off in front of kids clothes was a nice fucking touch…porn is so original, subtle, classy, and elegant….like a trailer park on food stamp day….or welfare check day….when everyone’s going nuts for cheese puffs and cheap beer…..

All this to say, glad I saw these, will watch the porn, but doubt I’ll be jerking off to it, I’ll save that for when she gets hooked on this shit and starts doing gangbang records….since she’s already broke records of things coming out of her cunt, might as well break some with things going in it…

Here are the highly anticipated by the weirdos pics….

Posted in:NSFW|Octomom|Photos

2012

19

Jun

Kate Upton’s Got Hard Nipples in her Wet See Through Shirt for GQ of the Day

I am not gonna hate on Kate Upton…because she’s obviously going to be a fat chick, she’s obviously overrated, but she’s stepped up her model game and is looking fucking hot, especially when Terry Richardson shoots her for GQ, because he talked her into showing off her hard nipples, something she hasn’t done, even though most models only get to this level by getting naked, making her value increase a bit in my eyes as she’s in a see through fucking shirt, instead of being lazy about shit, something I am sure she is used to, cuz she’s a fat chick in training….but not a fat chick yet…

All this to say, GQ did what they had to do. They took an opportunity that was sitting in a bikini in front of them and said “let’s go fucking viral with this bitch at her big titty prime”….and Kate Upton stepped up and delivered…cuz she needed to make a move…for fear of being replaced by a younger bustier retard in a bikini.

I still think she’s overrated and will be fat, more on that later, right now, I’m staring at her nipple…..

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos

2012

19

Jun

Stella Hudgens Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Here is Vanessa Hudgen’s little sister, starting to warm up to the Vanessa Hudgens strategy of getting noticed….getting naked on camera….sure Vanessa Hudgens was already a huge starlet on a big show when her nude pics were released, but I consider these pics just practice shots of what is to come, because historical data and years of research have proven that the younger sister is always the sluttier one, because the older one paved the way for them, or set standards that were hard to live up to…so if the older one is a wholesome boring nerd, the younger one will be more of a party girl willing to fuck….and if the older one is a party girl willing to fuck, the younger one will be a party girl willing to fuck on camera…it’s just the way family works people…..

Either way, she’s young, in a bikini, hungry for fame, willing to ride her sisters name to get work or noticed, next step nudes she takes of herself and puts on the internet while underage…..get ready for some law suits…cuz this is gonna end badly..

Posted in:Photos|Stella Hudgens

2012

19

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is nothing like watching fat chicks eat ice cream at 10 in the morning wearing workout gear….life’s got them so down….this is the only joy that they only get at obscure times when the kids aren’t there robbing their souls….too bad they weren’t tight bodied and less into emotionally eating but instead into emotional sucking my dick…woulda made the dog walk far more pro.

Here’s some links to tap dance like a black man in the 1920s to.

Bike Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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The 100 Hottest Sports Babes from Movies and TV
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Free Cam Shows. You’re Gonna Be Busy
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Ryan Gosling Dancing To C+C Music Factory as a Child = GOLD
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MMA Ninja Craziness – VIDEO
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Drakes Entouage Doesn’t Want to Talk to The Cops
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Gorgeous Babe and a Sex Toy
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The 50 Harshest Roger Ebert Movie Review Quotes
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2012

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about father’s day is all the daddy issues that are in a heightened state, especially for girls who don’t have fathers, or at least don’t have a good relationship with their fathers and as all their friends and people around them are celebrating their fathers, they are reminded all that is wrong with their own fathers, leading to lots of mending of broken hearts for me to try to mend with my penis….I’m sad it is over…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Katy Perry is Boring in a Nude Body Suit
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A Pic of a Bitch Pissing in a Urinal Is All I Need in Life….
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Crazy 9 Year Old Fighter….
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This is Not Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini – But the Idiot Paparzzi Think It Is
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Jack Osbourne Has MS Cuz His Dad’s Sperm is High all the Time
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The 100 Hottest Olympians of 2012
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Lindsay Lohan Wasn’t Too Exhausted to Go Party at the Chateau Marmont. Oh that Lindsay!
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Jack Osbourne is Dying or Something
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Now That’s a Great Catch
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Irina Skayk Poses With Skateboards And Surfboards For Hot New Summer Campaign
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Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Short Shorts
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“Christians” Hate Carrie Underwood Now Cause She’s a Homo Lover or Something
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Girlfriend Gets Naked at the Washing Machine
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Laura is Sexy By The Pool
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RIP Rodney King
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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She’s Playing With a Mighty Big Dildo on Video
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Paulina Gretzky Pics: Daughter of LA Kings’ Legend Parties with Stanley Cup
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Busty and Topless Surfer Girl Jana Defi
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Jennifer Lawrence Flashing some Leg
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Your Wife Has Some Nice Tits
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Kate Winslet is a Big Bitch or Something
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Abbey Clancy Full Side View of Side Boob
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Some Chick Named Carley Rae Won a Bunch of Awards or Something
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James Franco Has Basically Gone Insane – VIDEO
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More Hot Chicks Of Euro 2012
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Holly Madison is Practicing Unsafe Sex
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Well Hello Sarah James
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Gotta Love Beach Boobs
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Bad Girls Club Insanity of the Day – VIDEO
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This Hottie is Wearing Nothing But Lip Gloss
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Horny Teen Lesbians Havee Some Playtime
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These Perverted Penguins Shock & Offend
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Gotta Love Short Shorts
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Micaela Schaefer at “SexySoccer2012”
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When Fireworks Get Set On Fire
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Nicole Scherzinger Brings the Hotness as Always
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World’s Most Dangerous Workout
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Some Big Brother Tits
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Michelle Williams is the Most FUcking Boring Ever
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Abigail Clancy’s Shorts Shorts and Tight Ass Gives Me A Bonner
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Aubrey O’Day Has Big Sloppy Tits And She’s Not Afraid To Show Them
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16 Kendall Jenner In A See Through Top
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LeAnn Rimes Grinds Her Ass In Your Face
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Cheryl Cole Spreads Her Legs In Fishnets
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The Hottest Fans at Euro 2012
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World Record Long Jump
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Lucy Pinder Gets Her Tit Grabbed on Twitter – Cuz She’s a Whore
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Candice Swanepoel Showing Off Her Amazing Legs With her Boyfriend
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Demi Lovato Not Naked Enough in This Poolside Photoshoot
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Elizabeth Gillies Big Cleavage Petting an Invisible Horse
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Mina Suvari Showing Some Tit – Hiding Some 5-Head
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Looking Down Alba’s Shirt of the DAy
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Miley at the Pool Still Makes me Happy
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The Least Attractive Pics of Mila Kunis Ever
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Kate Middleton Bent Over
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Some Bitch Named Julia Jones in her Bikini on the Beach
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Stana Katic is Hot
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Driving Around Naked
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Young Mom Caught Naked
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Mature Wife Gets Fucked by a Fat Dude – Love Seeing Couples Try To Spice Up Their Shitty Lives
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A Bunch Of Random Porn Vids for Your
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Awesome Couple Caught Fucking On the Beach…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

18

Jun

Cheryl Cole Spreads Her Legs and has a Shitty Panty Flash In Fishnets of the Day

I am a fan of Cheryl Cole. I’m not really sure why, but can only assume that commercial fabricated pop music designed in an office to make money once sung by a group of hand picked robot women who auditioned to be the next Spice Girls and who had no idea who each other were….never having to build or grow as a real band…avoiding all that annoying stuff like song writing….only to fill the airwaves with musical smut….that generaes millions of dollars…. really speaks to me…

Especially when one of the cookie cutter characters they cast to be in their contrived ac was some ghetto bitch with prison tats – a little rough around the edges only to be passed around to soccer players…..was Cherly Cole….hot as fuck….

Now she’s off doing a solo career, wearing shorts, with a bikini bottom under in the event something like this happens…cuz long gone are the days of flashing her meaty cunt to get ahead….Unfortunately…cuz she’s spectacular…


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2012

18

Jun

Octomom Beat Up in a Staged Bikii Shoot of the Day

(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)

I joke about how I want to bang Octomom because she’s got ridiculous tits and she’s probably the only living person who can help perform the crawl up into a vagina as a full grown man in some reverse birthing porn…..

But the truth is…she’s fucking disgusting….and needs to not be doing masturbation porn….but instead needs to be blacklisted and ignored by all mainstream and porn media…she’s the fucking worst….and she shouldn’t be posing in saged bikini pics…big tits or not…..the rest of her can’t support or justify the attention…vile.


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Posted in:Octomom|Photos

2012

18

Jun

Naked Shia LeBeouf Packs Little Beef For the Ladies No Homo of the Day

Every girl I know wants to fuck Shia LeBeouf, so it is nice to see that his name “the beef” was absolutely misrepresentative of the shit he is packing, seriously, he’s hung like a cat, but that won’t stop the girls I know who want to fuck Shia LeBeouf from wanting to fuck Shia LeBeouf, but it may make you feel a bit better about your tiny cock….at least that’s the lesson that I got out of this interpretive dance, cross dressing, ty hard art film video weirdness that should be banned on Youtube like it was a sexually disoriented, confused as fuck, snuff film….because it pretty much is….

I hate people who think they are artiists who shit things lke this out, cuz real artists don’t know they are making art, they are just bat shit crazy and doing what they do…..they aren’t hollywood obvious hostess twinkie bullshit about it….

For the homophobes, you can’t accept checking out another dudes dick cuz it makes you hard, there’s a naked flexbile dancer chick in it too….hard nippled….and getting rubbed down….to numb your homosexual pain….

If you want to find out more about this – cuz you know why – Sigur Rós – Fjögur píanó and it is about to go viral…Biggest story of the year….I am so glad to be a part of this magical moment in history…

Posted in:NSFW|Shia LeBeouf|Videos

2012

18

Jun

Michelle Hunziker is Still in a Bikini Looking Amazing of the DAy

(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)

Michelle Hunziker is a reminder to all you fat, lazy moms who pretend you can’t get fit cuz you have a conspiracy with your girlfriends that I witness in coffee shops across North America, with your baby carriage in tow, and your piece of cake and 800 calorie frozen drink in hand, wearing workout gear pretending you’re trying to get fit and shed the pounds, when really just getting fatter and fatter….cuz work out gear may make you feel better about being a lazy fucking pig, you know maybe people won’t judge and will instead think “Oh she works out, let her eat that donut without staring in disgust”….but I know the truth…I know you can lose the baby weight…and that you’re just fucking lazy…..and your husband hates you for it…and Michelle Hunziker discounts any bullshit your overeating ass uses as an excuse….she’s a mom with a toned stomach…I’m in love.


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Posted in:Michelle Hunziker

2012

18

Jun

Shitty Heidi Klum Upskirt from Project Runway 10th Anniversary of the Day


If it is not spread eagled and if I can’t see labia, it’s not a fucking upskirt to me….but people are talking about it and I wouldn’t be holding up the fucking fort that is DrunkenStepfather.com, if I didn’t pull these pictures up for you to sit an analyze whether she’s wearing fucking panties or not…..without using common sense and google to find picture of her modeling nude before she decided to marry that huge black guy wih an arm sized penis…who she had constant sex with as he sang love songs to her….cuz you know a scarred up face like his only gets pussy for one reason…and that reason is huge cock….that destroys pussy….and her pussy is German and German pussy likes being violated and abused….there is a reason they produce german scat films…..and her pussy has a dozen kids….so maybe it is best her upskirt involves crossed fucking legs….old, lack of elasticity, mangled messses are no fun to look at….at least not if you are normal like me….


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Posted in:Heidi Klum

2012

18

Jun

Emily VanCamp is in Her Bikini in Monaco of the Day

Emily VanCamp is someone who I have never heard of, which is pretty fucking unfortunate, because before she was on TV, some show called Revenge I’ve never heard of, which isn’t saying much, cuz I don’t watch TV….she was living in Montreal…..and I live in Montreal…meaning I could have crossed paths with her at the Canadian national dogsled games, or at the igloo building ceremony, or at the ice wall dance party….I coulda flashed this bitch my cock on public transit after school, you know before she was fucking famous…but I fuck up all opportunities…and it usually takes a photo of a vagina in dolphin position in the pool to make me realize my shortcomings by not cumming, failure at life.


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Posted in:Emily VanCamp

2012

18

Jun

Rita Ora Shitty Nipple Slip of the Day

RITA ORA is some relatively new, young, chubby pop tart everyone is giving tons of attention to, at least in Europe, who I have POSTED ON A FEW TIMES BEFORE …..

She’s being pegged as the next Rihanna, she’s 21, and the hip hop world is fucking loving her, probably cuz they are black and love a fat white ass that is down to use them to social climb…cuz a girl who uses a motherfucker, is usually willing to get used in order to complete her using….it’s an amazing perpetual circle that always ends with orgasms and/or tears….

She’s apparently opening for Coldplay on their summer tour, so you’ll be seeing more of her, and as of today, you can say that you know what that girl’s nipple looks like, in color, shape and size, everytime you do….thannks to her costume and more importantly her not using pasties like some cock tease whore who didn’t have to suck dick to get where she is today….something Rita Ora is not.


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Posted in:NSFW|Rita Ora

2012

18

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Whores Out at Vegas Pool Party of the Day

Aubrey O’Day was finally invited somewhere other than the local donut shop…..fat bitch was hired to do some kind of guest host at some Vegas pool party….cuz Vegas pool parties will hire anyone to host their bullshit if they have been on TV at least once…I’m talking anyone…..

I know Aubrey O’Day was excited abou this shit, cuz she posted as many fucking pics of herself on twitter like she fucking matters…all up on her black boyfriend…kissing some girlfriend…in what you call crying for attention as loud as possible…hoping someone like me….will post about it….and since she’s got fat tits to go along with her fat ass and fat belly black dudes love….I’m gonna endorse….even if I kinda hate the bitch cuz everything that comes out of her mouth is fucking annoying and everything that goes into her mouth is high calorie of of African decent….

She’s the fucking worst


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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Photos

2012

18

Jun

Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

I bet this was sloppy Kate Upton’s dream shoot….”You mean I get to eat popsicles all day until they get the shot”….the kind of shoot where she fucked up on purpose, you know closing one eye, or looking the other direction all to have a genuine excuse to not eat 14 boxes of these things, leaving her and her sloppy fat tits in some kind of Diabetic shock that was a prequel to her Anna Nicole Smith fate of being fat, drug addicted and void of a soul…fixated on the year she was a big deal for having huge tits…before the rest of her body caught up to her…

I hate fat chicks, even when they aren’t fat yet…..

Fuck Kate Upton and all the hype she comes with…even though I like staring at her tits…and all their 19 years old and not fat yet glory…

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos

2012

18

Jun

Sophie Monk Does NUTS of the Day

Sophie Monk may be a joke – or at least non-sense people don’t even remember because she’s never really done an actual movie…her real claim to fame is getting herpes from Paris Hilton via a Good Charlotte twin who imported her from Australia cuz she wanted to be Hollywood famous….I think she may have even done the whole popstar thing, at least in Australia, where she won somee reality TV show that got her to be in the same room as Good Charlotte twin in the first place….

The truth is that none of that matters, she’s a fucking nobody, even if she’s got big lips, decent tits, and a vagina capable of eating any pair of pants it faces…you know notorious for cameltoe…Sure she’s hot, but she’s getting old and has got all the attention she deserves, even if she’s doing photoshoots for nuts, half naked pretending to do sports…and even if those photoshoots are kinda amazing to look at…..she still fucking sucks…a real fucking loser….

Posted in:Photos|Sophie Monk