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2011

22

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I need a street team. I looked at my stats. We need to get the word out there. Stickers. Publicity Stunts. Flash Floods of Women Flashing. I don’t give a fuck as long as it says DrunkenStepfather.com on it so we live another day, unlike the real Jesus who you are all sucking up to today cuz he gave you a day off, that’s how religion does it, how can we hate the shit if we get a day off work after 364 days a year of feeling guilty for jerking off to teen girls playing badminton in the park while high on cough medicine and the mystery powder you found on the sidewalk outside the gay club….Dried AIDS cum? Shit…wish I knew that before trying to get high on it…ya know?

Gotta Love College Cuties
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NBA Mock Cheerleader Draft
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Kim Kardashian’s 14 Year Old Slut Sister Slutting Out
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Free Cam Shows Are the Best Kind
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Somebody Actually Manufactured a Crackhead Charlie Sheen Winning Love Doll for Chicks
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Suelyn Medeiros Brings the Hotness
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Slut on the Fucking Machine
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Latina on the Beach
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College Cuties Are Pantsless
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Slut Fucks Boyfriend on Camera
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a 420 Message From Your Boss.
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2011

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I assume no one is on the internet because you are all re-living Christ’s last walk before getting crucified and coming to life….but I figure that shouldn’t stop me from posting my stepLINKS, cuz it a lot of way they are the mesiah, I just haven’t quite figured out those ways…Enjoy.. Happy Easter you Christian fundamentalists who make our world BORING and guilt filled….

Megan Fox’s Face is Getting Seriously Fucked Up
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And Now, The Creepiest American Idol Clip You Will See Ever
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Fergie Lookin’ Hot
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Watch This Jackass Get Kicked in the Balls
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Cam Shows That You Wont Regret Checking Out
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I Love Seeing a Cutie Laid Out
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Hooter Cutie on Video
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Amber Lancaster is New and You Will Love Her
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These Sluts Will Get You Laid On Your Vacation
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Free Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Two College girls Get Naughty
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Kim Kardashian and the Los Angeles Lakers 25 Hottest Fans
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Lady Gaga is a Retard Who is Sorry for Using the Word Retard
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Paris Hilton Panty Peek
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Blake Lively Because, Well, I Don’t Even Know Why
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Zoe Saldana is Hot But She Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Even Gwenyth Paltrow’s Husband Hates Gwenyth Paltrow
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Lindsay Lohan Has a Sugar Daddy
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Who Doesn’t Love a Hot Nerdy Girl?
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Alyssa Miller – Intimissimi Summer 2011
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Daytime TV is Awesome
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Suelyn Medeiros Bring the Hotness
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More Insane Fights at Mcdonalds – VIDEO
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Ashli Orion And Georgia Jones Get It On
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Nudity For Charity Is The Greatest Idea Ever
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More Megan Fox
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Adriana Lima Photoshoot
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Tall Thin Hipster Gal
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Ladies Who Attended The T-Mobile Sidekick 4G Launch Party
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Rocket Fails! VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Love Eva Mendes
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Striptease of the Day
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Tiffany Brookes in an Orange Bikini
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7 comedians who just aren’t funny anymore
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Taris Sanchez is Slutty
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Demi Lovato is Bi Polar. The Disney Curse Continues
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I don’t Know Who Jaimie Alexander IS, But I’d Totally Fuck Her
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Lindsay In A See Through Tank Top Looking Very High
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Eating At ihop May Get You Killed
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Christina Aguilera Has Big Gay Tits
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Megan Fox Has An Ugly Sister
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

21

Apr

Amanda Seyfried on her Knees of the Day

You know it’s a slow day when I find content of a bitch I liked watching fuck in one movie she did…on her knees…

I mean this is really pathetic of me right? I guess you’re the wrong guy to ask, considering you’re the one jerking off to this pic…maybe I’ll just stick to my gut on this one…

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2011

21

Apr

Gisele Does the Gym of the Day

Here’s Gisele leaving the gym, cuz a model’s gotta stay fit, you hear. Personally, I prefer the starvation method, but that’s just cuz it makes them too weak to know what is going on when all that coke, booze and pills are in them, but more importantly, it makes them too weak to run. Not to sound creepy or anything.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

21

Apr

Julia Dunstall in her Bathing Suit of the Day

Here’s some new model named Julia Dunstall who I’ve never heard of doing a bathing suit shoot for a magazine called FOAM that I’ve never heard of…all I know is that it’d be a much bigger hit if she took her new model position more seriously and got completely naked…she clearly doesn’t know how many other girls would die for a magazine photoshoot and that unappreciation deserves to be punished…Let’s just hope she sorts it out next time a shoot comes her way, even if she’s does look like she works for free cuz the photographer is her brother or something and the magazine is on a budget, in other words not all that hot….definitely not that hot to not be naked…

Posted in:Julia Dunstall

2011

21

Apr

Kate Moss Photoshoot of the Day

I still like Kate Moss…even if she’s old, tired, possibly has AIDS from all the needle sharing and groupie the men she has unprotected sex with probably have…She’s just one of those girls you know if you had the opportunity to rape her, you would, despite the consequences. Jail, disease, death all worth getting down with….in exchange for experiencing her twat…At least that’s what I assume…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

21

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Gossip of the Day

I got this gossip tip about Candice Swanepoel that I really don’t believe, because I’m pretty sure Effron is a queer, but that’s fun to read, cuz I fucking love groupie sluts willing to suck dick in public…

her name is Candice Swanepoel and she works as a Victoria Secret
model. She’s a friend of mine and she said she met Zac for the first
time at the Roxbury a couple of weeks ago. They were introduced by a mutual friend. They started talking and drinking and then a few hours later, once he had wined and dined her at the nightclub, they went into a VIP room and
she started, how can I put this, orally servicing him in front of quite
a few male and female friends. They then left the club and went to her
house and continued their escapade.

So that’s the story. Again, it might be a bit inappropriate but I
thought you should know.

Yeah, that’s so inappropriate, obviously this source has read my site…cuz if she fucked him up the ass on livestream I wouldn’t find it inappropriate, if anything, it’d make perfect sense…

Either way, she’s hot.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

21

Apr

Scream Porn Parody of the Day

This killed me….not in the way you’d probably want me killed…or the way my webstats make me think I’ve already been killed, I’m just slowly bleeding to death and hanging on as hard as I can, when I should really just give up, it killed me in that it made me laugh…but I have always had a weakness for Porn Pardoy…I even remember coming up with porn names for mainstream movies 20 years ago…I remember buying Edward Penishands in the 90s…and just last year I watched the Cosby Porn Parody. It’s just a good blend of laughs, nostalgia and porn that keep me content…I’m a simple man…

So when I saw Vivid released a Scream parody, a few days after seeing Sceram 4, and a few days after releasing private pics of Marielle Jaffe, one of the pussies in Scream , who has since had friends email me asking me to take it down… I felt it important to share it with you…I don’t know why…here is a clip.

Posted in:Porn Parody|Scream

2011

21

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Not So Lesbian, Lesbian Twitter Pics of the Day

I’ve seen girls in action….I know how they are…All kissing each other on the lips and grabbing each other’s tits like it aint a thing…all doing it for attention….pretending it’s just all cutesy and shit…knowing dudes are loving it…without realizing the kind of dude the internet produces and that your digital camera and webcam is your weapon that’s gonna land you raped or craigslist killed.

People have this misconception about the internet and forget that it attracts all the freaks. They think it is safe cuz all their friends are on it. They don’t get that it is where all the weirdos are. They don’t get that they are mining your information. They don’t get that they are using the internet to control you. It’s a scary fucking thing…and here you are slutting out on it with pics of you college girls for me to masturbate to…

Remember kissing the cheek in picture is the gateway kiss to Girls Gone Wild kissing the pussy in exchange for a GGW hat.

Here’s Hilary Duff toying with the idea of internet slutting.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

21

Apr

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Tits of the Day

When you’re fat, you’ve got limited choices when it comes to sexing yourself up, and if you’re the lucky kind of fat, you’ve got tits.

Cuz there are fat chicks with not tits, and that’s just awkward to look at, while fat girls always have something dudes can focus on, cuz there are always dudes easily won over with tits…no matter how fat the bitch is…cuz dudes are pathetic…myself included….especially when drunk…cuz pussy is unfortunately pussy…even if it depresses me in the process…

Thank god you can’t see up her skirt….even though I’d like to evaluate the damage…and wish I could see up her skirt…cuz today’s been pretty dull

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

21

Apr

Esme Bianco Tits on TV of the Day

There’s a new show called Game of Thrones that I’ve never heard of, but it apparently has tits on TV and that’s something I endorse fully, even if it is disguised in some period piece shit that looks boring to watch, you know full of accents and shit, cuz tits on TV are the gateway to porn on TV and I won’t stop my fight against censorship…I will not rest….until I see live sex on ABC TGIF programming. I’m talking anal, vaginal, oral….all of it with a disclaimer “may be unsuitable for children”….then I will truly believe our nation is in a good place morally….until then…I’ll just endorse the people making the right moves….like these people..

Here’s Emse Bianco…..ass, titties and bush….

Posted in:Tits on TV

2011

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just got a notice that Facebook is suing sites that use their facebook like button who didn’t read the terms and conditions and realize that facebook doesn’t allow people to like pics of topless chicks….cuz facebook is a modern day dictator out to run the fucking world with all your personal information….disguised as a safe place to meet people…and you’re all insane for drinking the kool aid and buying into this obvious insanity….this may be the end of me…even though I’m no different than a Playboy, I just don’t have that mainstream endorsement, traffic, advertising dollars or appeal, cuz I like my tits in the gutter where they belong, not classed up from the gutter…and really, who cares about me, I don’t make as much money as DJ Pauly D, meaning I’m pretty much lower than the lowest….

Here’s today’s news…
Storm Trooper Slut Will Give a Nerd Like You a Boner
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The Sexiest Poses in Sports
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PINK IS NOT A MAN, Really? of the Day
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Free Cam Shows For Your Broke Ass
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Lady Gaga is Equating Her Music With the Holy Land, Not That I Give a Shit About the Holy Land, But Still
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Get a Load of Miss Paris
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Huge Ass Perky Tits
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Drunk Sluts Can’t Keep Their Hands to Themselves
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Hot Blonde in a Slingshot
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Even Six Year Olds Think Charlie Sheen is a Fucking Idiot
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Posted in:MHD

2011

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone asked what the most embarrasing song on your ipod is…I wrote:

my wife taking a shit- it isn’t a technically a song. But it could be…you know like that whale songs shit!?…literally.

And for some reason, I thought that was a funny…mainly because it is true…and then I realized that makes it not funny…but instead very fucking depressing and now I’m gonna go kill myself with drink….

On a side note all you idiots I hate who celebrate 420 like you’re high school boys, you do realize that 420 is neo nazi propoganda to force you into celebrating Hilter’s bday without even knowing it…you fucking Nazi pig…

Speaking of Nazi Pig…Some things just don’t make sense to me and never will…

Here are my stepLINKS

If Kirstie Alley is a Size Six, Than I Am Sober…Maybe she’s talking in fat chick sizes…
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The Mayor Of Florence Wants To Destroy The Cast Of Jersey Shore
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Lily Aldridge from Victoria’s Secret Doin the Costco
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Fashion Party
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Web Cam Sex Show Fun
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Hot Blonde on all Fours
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Candice Swanepoel In Her Sexy Little Undies
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Christine Teigen Tweets Slutty Photos and I Like It
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Beach Sluts that Will Get You Laid
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Helen Mirren is the Kinda of Old Lady I Can Get Down With
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Free Cam Shows and Free is a Price You Can’t Beat
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Amateur Slut is Self Fisting in the Ass
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The 25 Hottest Ladyn Surfers and Wakeboarders
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Naomi Watts Pokies
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Katherina Heigl WTF Are You Wearing?
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Who is Heather Morris and Why Aren’t I Banging Her Yet
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Jennifer Aniston or Brooklyn Decker, Who Would You Rather?
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Audrina Patridge’s New Show is Super Fucking Lame
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Tia Tanaka Deserves Your Undivided Attention
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And That’s Why You Don’t Pick a Fight With the Bouncer
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Jana Jordan and Her Tight Body
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Some Rosa Acosta Hotness
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Mob Wives Looks Good!: Jail, Rats, And Of Course…. Fights! [Video]
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Carie and Paris Diamond Get It On
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Lucy Pinder & Rosie Jone’s Topless Dyke Out Continues
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Beyonce is Blonde and Leggy
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Brigette Likes to Play With Herself
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Krystal Forscutt Zoo Magazine
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Hipster Girl Wears Everything At Once
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THROWBACK – Jessica Alba vs. Eva Longoria – The Bastardly Ass Off! Ow!
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Hot Teens in the Shower
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gisele Bundechen, Just Because
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But Porn Star Giselle Gets Naked
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Lady Gaga is Out Of Her God Damned Mind
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Sofia Vergara Busts Out The Cleavage For Diet Pepsi
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Striptease of the Day
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It’s Funny Because He’s Fat
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Lindsay Lohan See Through Tank Top At Coachella
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What Kim Kardashian’s Ass Really Looks Like
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Katy Perry And Her Sweet Ass
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Audrina Patridge – Pretty Much Naked For VH1
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Lady Gaga’s Zipper Vagina Revisited…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

20

Apr

Anja Rubik in her Underwear Promoting Something of the Day

I am a fan of Anja Rubik. I have posted pictures of HER NIPPLES, TITS, Cleavage, Half Nakedness a few times before…and I’m a fan.

Maybe it’s gotta do with the communist, hard working to please “The Man” upbringing she had, or the fact that she escaped being in the sex trade or a circus performer , or even a hooker to the Czar or whoever ran the USSR…..

But I think it’s just got to do with me liking girls who get half naked in picture/video…whatever the motivation is…whether fame, fortune, exposure, attention seeking, prevention of being deported, it’s all good to me…

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2011

20

Apr

Gisele Bundchen Pantsless Bulge for Numero Tokyo of the Day

We all know Gisele may or may not have been fired from Victoria’s Secret for being born a man. We all know that Gisele may or may not have faked a pregnancy to alleviate those rumors.

We all know that being married to a football quarterback doesn’t help her case, cuz the quarterback is always the gay one, eager for initation, eager for shower, eager to motivate the team with his mouth…or his women….

We all know that this doesn’t prove or disprove anything, but it may make you want to either go to Brazil to fuck trannies, or just start jerking off to trannies…cuz maybe they aren’t as bad as you think they are…homo…

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen