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2011

01

Apr

Blake Lively Dressed Like Big Bird Showing Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Blake Lively at some kind event dressed like some kind of Big Bird for you Big Bird Muppet Fuckers, cuz I know at least one you motherfuckers has jerked off the Sesame Street while that motherfucker was doing some song and dance, and that kinda weirds me out, I mean at least it would weird me out, if I bothered caring….

She’s showing some skin, shit may be even be see through, but her face is built like a 40 year old and I find her ridiculously overrated, but since I’d still use those legs as a scarf, I’ll post the shit anyway…FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Emma Robert Street Walkin’ Of the Day

While her dad Eric was trying to get over his drug and alcohol addiction that stems from being a failure of an actor, despite having an IMDB list longer than pretty much any other actor and despite having an Oscar nomination, once in his entire career, only to end up doing garbage, like kissing this Allison Sweeney, host of The Biggest Loser shit that she does to look skinny by comparison…..

His daughter, who is only famous because of his connections, was out walking the streets in some tight enough clothes for me to think it was worth posting….FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Cleavage of the Day

Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whitely without her bald action figure accessory….

She’s the new Megan Fox showing off more tit that I think Megan Fox ever did in the length of her career, cuz Megan Fox is the kind of cunt who doesn’t get naked in movies, at least up until this point, like she was Jessica Alba pre-reality check, cuz both these bitches thought they had this sex appeal thing on lock down, destined to be famous and always get roles, before doing arrogant things like marry a joke of a human, or have a couple babies..only to realize they were wrong as the offers dried up – who cares..FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Hard Nipples at Some Event of the Day

I am not the official Vanessa Hudgens fan site. I am not even really a Vanessa Hudgens fan….I just like have of her hustle…she sexts, she leaks pics, she doesn’t shaveher pussy, but she also has a legal team that threatens with not only suing you but also with being a kiddie pornographer, when really Vanessa Hudgens is the kiddie pornographer who took the fucking pcictures….not that it matters….here are her nipples in a dress from the other day and I’m posting it cuz I’m into it… FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

This morning I wondered if you could die of dehydration in the shower if you were really that drunk…but then I realized that I don’t really care for shower…or take showers….so that’s a fear I don’t really need to fear….even if being dehydrated is kinda my thing – cuz it’s a cheap way to get high/light headed/ dizzy/ FOLLOW ME

Dream Girl on a Motorcycle
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The Hottest Fan Outfits In Sports
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Collection of Celebrity NCAA Violations
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This Babe is Scorching Hot in the Desert
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Christina Hendricks’ Tits Look Smaller
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Tahiti Cora Makes Good Use of Twitter By Tweeting Slutty Pictures
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Big Boobed Squirter
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Terry Richardson is a Fucking Pervert and Coming From Someone Like Me, That’s Saying a Lot
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2011

01

Apr

Georgina Stojiljkovic Topless in Tank Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who this communist Georgina Stojiljkovic is, but I know she’s topless in some magazine and that works for me….I mean I’ve heard that Russian girls are all spoiled bitches in the worst way now that they don’t live in work camps on rationed ammenities, but in my mind they are still the kind of bitch you can save and control by showing pictures of their war torn neighborhood with threats of sending them bac… FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Kate Upton in Lingerie for some Photoshoot of the Day

Kate Upton is some SI model who doesn’t only work for SI because apparenltly doesn’t do the whole Victoria’s Secret kidnap a bitch from her family in some foreign country in exchange for an exclusive modeling contract until the world finds out you were born with a dick – and they fire you cuz they don’t want their brand associated with cross dressers and trannies – this is America, the heartland of Christian faith…or some shit…

Apparently, she also works for Guess like she was Anna Nicole Smith, only less fat and dead. Apparently, they use her skills well cuz apparently shes got a great body…..No April’s fool joke in that….cuz this site is a year long April Fool’s joke…and so is my life….FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Courtney Cox Mom Bikini Tit Slip of the Day

Here is some Courtney Cox mom nipple that looks like it is a small implant cuz she knew that her show involved her in a bikini and she had to do something about the sloppy empty milk sacs that Arquette needed to escape, even though he’s David Arquette, the guy every girl is humiliated to have ever had sex with, unless they are in their 20s, using his money and using him for show and tell at the frat parties….or if they are Courtney Cox and get knocked up and try to make a family with him….in some kind of really fucking weird way…I mean I’ve been dumped by shitty girls, but I was always shittier and knew it, where this Cox thing just doesn’t add up….

Either way, here’s her nipple…and reminder that the ocean and their waves are our friend….unless you’re Japan….FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Stretching Like Rosa Acosta Break of the Day

Here’s a good enough way to start the day – even if the video is from years ago and every single Rosa Acosta fan has already jerked off to it – cuz being as up to date on pop culture as I am – I still don’t know who Rosa Acosta is – but have a feeling she’s in hip hop videos – cuz this is the kind of ass that works in those environments…..right?

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2011

31

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

You wanna know something real fucking basic. I posted so much today and I’m only one person. I don’t think you need to read more of my smut than you already have, not that you actually read the site
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Kim Catrell Got Drunk and Flipped Out on a Reporter
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More Reasons to Hate Katy Perry and Kanye West
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Get Your Cam Sluts Here
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Tattooed Hottie By the Beach
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Victoria’s Secret Pussy
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Kourtney Kardashian Was On Some Soap Opera – VIDEO
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Rihanna’s Sexy Magazine Covers
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Vacation Resort Sluts Anyone?
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Free Cam Shows That Will Get You Thinking Dirty
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Drowning in a Sea of Ridiculously Hot Models
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Brunette on the Fucking Machine
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The Hottest Fan Bases of Major League Baseball
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Toys to Make Playtime More Fun
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Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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Miranda Kerr Post Baby Hotness + Pregnant Tits!
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Charlie Sheen is Laughing At All Of Us
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Katy Holmes Can’t Say Penis, Maybe It’s a Scientology Thing
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Everyone Loves a Sexy Chick in Glasses
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Another Bully Gets Put in His Place
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Shay Laren Always Makes a Bad Day Better
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Hottie in Lingerie and Beads
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Grandmother’s Body Found Stuffed In The Closet While Grandson Had Sex In The Bed!
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Meet Natalie Norton
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Top 10 Naked Stars With Fruits & Vegetables
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Yeah I’d Bang Helen Mirren, What?
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Heather Gets Her Rocks Off
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Lindsay Ellingson in Victoria Secrect’s Commercial
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I Never Understand These Goth Bitches
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Alessandra Ambrosio Throwback
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Britney Spears Performed In Skimpy Costumes For Jimmy Kimmel
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Lady Publically Pisses on a Cruise – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Hayley-Marie Coppin at the drive-in
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50 easy April Fool’s Day pranks to play on your friends
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Meet Krystal Solis
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Paris Hilton Is A Special And Unique Snowflake
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Miley’s Top Slutty Outfits
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Jenna Jameson Spreads Them For A Friend
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Lindsay Doing Blow Off The Sidewalk?
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Snooki Brings Her Tits To The WWE
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Tom Cruise Calls His Penis, “Swedish Fish”
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Indian Hottie on the Beach
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2011

31

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Skinny in a Little Bikini of the Day

I can’t get enough of this Candice Swanepoel bitch….She’s got a perfect body and these bathing suits fit her like a fucking condom on anyone with an dick bigger than a steroid bitch clit. I love the fact that she’s skinny. I fucking hate fat bitches…or Kim Kardashian sloppy shit that you don’t feel their pelvis bone stab you as you fuck….

I saw a ton of other people freaking out about how skinny she is in the pictures I posted earlier today…..

I just wanted to clarify that it’s OK by me….She’s still got tits and a perfect ass, and nice tones stomach, what’s the fuckin issue? I can only assume the issue is the fact that women run the internet blogs bitching about this hotness…cuz women are catty and jealous….especially when they are dumpy and don’t look like this….cuz I am sure Swanepoel isn’t running her mouth off complaining about how skinny or fat other bitches are…cuz she’s getting paid and doesn’t need to….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

31

Mar

Jenna Jameson’s Whore Boots Cuz She’s a Professional Slut of the Day

It is hard to get excited over a bitch who I have seen get fucked more than I’ve seen my own wife fuck, but for some reason seeing Jenna Jameson whore boot shopping with her best friend and business partner, her droopy mom vagina that was droopy before being a mom to twins that the fertility drugs made…thanks to being one of the most successful porn stars which is code for the girl who has been paid a lot only cuz she fucked a lot on camera…it’s not like bitch was making 1,000,000 dollars a scene or anything…she was just doing a lot of fucking scenes…and with a lot of fucking scenes…comes one tired vagina….making me thing maybe these leather boots are more about holding up her pussy lip she’s got tucked into them so it doesn’t drag…but still keeping me staring…possibly cuz we are best friends on Twitter, even though she never writes me back….as to you DON’T FOLLOW ME

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Posted in:Jenna Jameson

2011

31

Mar

Snooki is a Pig for the WWE of the Day

I just hope someone Owen Harts this bitch…you know some real wrestler shit that leaves her dead before the age of 65…..you know like some Chris Benoit murder suicide, or Owen Hart broken neck in the ring, or some Andre The Giant too large for her heart to keep her going….or pretty much anything that ends her useless fucking existence because she doesn’t deserve any of the “fame” she’s got…I shouldn’t know who this monster is…being a punchline of a joke shouldn’t be so prosperous…bitch should be in the corner feeling inadequate and suicidal…not basking in every second of it…She is the fucing worse, even if she doesn’t need a costume for this gig. These novelty act PR stunts don’t help….FOLLOW ME


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Posted in:Snooki

2011

31

Mar

There’s a Girl With No Pants on in a Coffee Shop of the Day

This just in, a reader is at a Coffee shop and the girl next to him isn’t wearing pants and looks like she’s bare assed on the chair like no one is watching but people are always watching….especially when bare assed on a chair in a coffee shop…highly erotic…just don’t let her know she’s on this site, I think it’ll upset her…but when girls look like this…who needs celebrities…and people say I’m not a relevant media source…..FOLLOW ME

Posted in:amateur

2011

31

Mar

Obese Man Welded to Chair for 2 Years of the Day

No. Despite popular belief, this story wasn’t about me. You can stop sending your emails in.

I’m not welded to a chair. I am just married to one and never get off my fat ass and sure sometimes there’s piss and shit all over this bitch from laziness and eagerness to get you the latest drunkenstepfather post…but I have the ability to get up if I really have to. I just don’t really like doing it….

That’s all I have to say about that. FOLLOW ME

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