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2012

21

Aug

Melissa Haro Nude for Fashion of the Day


Melisa Haro is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, or at least was a Sports Illustrated model, cuz even at the age of 24, she’s been retired and hasn’t ben in the shit since 2009…..pretty hard dealing with peaking at 21, but I guess not everyone gets into SI Swimsuit and at least she can always tell her friends working the diner with her about her glory days, provided she’s the kind of model who has blown all her money and unable to get knocked up by millionaires financing her life, forcing her back to small town hell…but for some reasons…I think models like that only exit in my fantasies…

The good news is she hasn’t given up, and is still doing naked shoots for fashion, making noise, and that works for me

Posted in:Melisa Haro|NSFW

2012

21

Aug

Jessica Clark Naked in True Blood of the Day

Jessica Clark is some True Blood actor who gets naked in the show because otherwise hey would have cast some other lesbian, cuz lets face it, True Blood is a big deal, I don’t watch the shit, but everyone seems to be into it, up on the Vampire, Twilight generation kick, while boring me, especially when knowing I am just 24-48 hours away from seeing the good parts on the internet, not that seeing a naked lesbian covered in blood is necessarily a good part, unless it is the product of some forced contact with a penis, but that’s usually what turns them lesbian and not what makes them lesbians…LOLZ.

Posted in:Jessica Clark|NSFW

2012

21

Aug

Heidi Klum Old Lady Bikini Pic for Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum may be old. Her vagina may be destroyed by building out an army of half breed babies. Her dignity may be violated thanks to Seal’s scarred face ravaging her cunt in some tribal way before taking her with his 12 inches of Africa….you know cuz her sex life was set up like some kind of African Tribe on White Tourist horror movie women everywhere masturbate to cuz they are perverts and secretly want to be taken and violated by a big man with an angelic voice too….but I will still look at her in her bikini….

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2012

21

Aug

Amber Heard Boring as Fuck for Terry Richardson of the Day

I prefer when Terry Richardson shoots involve him fucking young model trash when it is all coked up and ghetto because he packages as art even if it’s just unprotected old hipster on young hipster sex ….because seeing Amber Heard’s lovely homewrecking face is alright, but I’d rather see her getting violated via her vagina…but that’s just me….

Posted in:Amber Heard

2012

21

Aug

Teen Mom Janelle Throwback Leaked Nudes of the Day

Someone sent me these pre-implant Teen Mom Janelle piics…even though I’VE ALREADY SEEN THE IMPLANTS and thus have no reason to see her old shitty tits…..but I’m for any publicity stunt that hit…why the fuck not…especially when it involves seeing a shaved pussy…even if that pussy comes with a lot of baggage and damage, and I don’t just mean her busted inbred face, I’m talking the fact she had a kid as a teen to get on TV….breeding America’s future criminals…..

Here are the nudes…I am sure they have been circulated before – I am just revisiting…

Posted in:NSFW|Teen Mom Janelle

2012

21

Aug

Xenia Deli for Buffalo of the Day

Xenia Deli is awesome…and the most unfortunate thing about this shoot is that it is for Buffalo, a Montreal company, and I loive in Montreal, making me think they may have flown her in to shoot this, and I totally missed the opportunity to crawl up the fire escape of whatever hotel she was in to jerk off to her while she slept, as I lke to do with low level models with crazy names from other countries who are trying to make it in America the best way they know how….

She’s good. Even if Buffalo sucks.

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2012

21

Aug

Amanda Bynes Has the Best Pubicity Stunt Strategy of the Day

The latest Amanda Bynes news is that she had another car accident to get in the news now that she is bankrupt. I think that is the third or fourth in the last 2 weeks…

Either she’s trying to kill herself, or likes the attention now that she’s bankrupt…..or possibly doing both…

Making it the weirdest publicity stunt a bitch who’s childhood was robbed of her could take, sure it gets attention, but it is way less practical than shooting a fucking sex tape, unless she is shooting a sex tape, but the car crashing kind…

You know taking it to the next level of sex tape, because sex tapes are boring, and snuff films filled with crashing cars isan untaped fetish market….Giving people who cum from car accidents a celeb endorsement…

All I really care about are her long legs….and the fact she’s broken…cuz I love saving bitches…even if they are bankrupt…but that’s just cuz crazy people are more fun to fuck.


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2012

21

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night was being sent Perez Hilton’s sister’s year book pic, cuz despite looking like a fucking monster, apparently she got to go to Human school. No wonder his shit, that is run by her, is no bully status, a bitch like this can’t be mean to anyone, just look at her….

The other highlight of my night, trying to convince girls to send me vagina pics….

I always fail, but keep telling myself I’m gonna win….

Here are some links….


I Know How to Juggle, But Not Like This – VIDEO
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40 Hottest College Football Reporters
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In News That Will Surprise No One: Rosie O’Donnell Had a Heart Attack Last Week
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In This Game, the Crowd Helps the Players Find the Net
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Jordan Ashley is a Super Sexy Canadian (SEMI NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian Broke Kris Humphries’ Parent’s Marriage, Too
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In Honor of Another Shark Week Going Past: The 25 Funniest Shark Memes
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Kyara Tyler – The Ultimate Babe (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Get to Work (NSFW)
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Slut on The fucking Machine Whines Like a Baby
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Bill Murray’s Electric Method is an Instant Internet Win
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Well Hello Maris Venus (NSFW)
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What If Everyone Jumps At Once? – VIDEO
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Sex is the Oppsite Game of Cat and Mouse (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

People annoy me….from idiots pretending that dirctors from the 80s they don’t give a fuck about killing themselves is sad….when innocent people are dying everyday….to people hating Phyllis Diller necrophiliac jokes….to this whole anti-bullying / anit rape society…when both are human nature…stomp out the fucking weak shit….it makes me want to make billions and live on a private island….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Kim Kardashian is So Fat
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Marissa Miller in a Bikini for Men’s Fitness
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Ciara Bikini Pics
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Penelope Cruz Dressed Like Super Mario Like Dirty WHores
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Leanna Decker is a Hot Fuck
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Homeless Purple Rain
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20 Funniest Mascot Fights
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Octomom’s Single is as Shitty as You Probably Think It Is
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Jessica Biel Got Married
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Liz Hurley Bikini Phtotoshoot Slut
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Fruit Ninja
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40 Hottet College Football Reporter
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Lea Michele is Completely Inappropriate at the Kids Choice Awards
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Fun With Chinese Invisible Chairs – VIDEO
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15 Pizzas That Might Kill You
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Carmen Electra Topless For Lovecat Magazine
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Najome Colon Has the Biggest Pair of Implants I’ve Seen in Awhile (NSFW)
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I Love a slut in Knee Socks (NSFW)
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PLAYBOY INTERVIEW: RICHARD DAWKINS – MUST READ
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Free Cam Shows Are the Best Gift I Can Think of to Give You
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Rihanna is Out of Her Damn Mind
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Daniella Dior is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Comedy legend Phyllis Diller is Dead at Age 95
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The 20 Funniest Mascot Fights Ever
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Sex is the Best Game You Can Play (NSFW)
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Why the fuck is George Costanza in a Nickleback Video? – VIDEO
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Hitomi Tanaka and Rin Kajika Play with Oil (NSFW)
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Kathleen Robertson Topless on Boss (NSFW)
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Gotta Love a Bendy Yoga Slut (NSFW)
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Amanda Seyfried Rock Hard Nipples After Her Workout (SITE NSFW)
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Some Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Tony Scott’s Death: 6 Latest Developments
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Gotta Love a Skanky Hot Asian (NSFW)
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Ashley Benson is Super Sexy
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Veronica Ricci is Stroke Worthy
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Yes, Alligators BITE (VIDEO)
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Race Car in a Tunnel Whoa (VIDEO)
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aughter Pulls Out a Gun And Threatens To Commit Suicide And Shoot Mom… If She Doesn’t Let Her Go To The Party!? [Video]
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Here Comes the Squirt (NSFW)
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Check Out These Lesbian Gardeners (NSFW)
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James Deen Stars In Safe Sex PSA!
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Ahhh Leggy in Jean Shorts
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Candace Swanepoel Bikini Hotness
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Russian Craziness of the Day – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Jenny McCarthy Hits Vegas After Her Split
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Lea Michelle Shows Kids How To Toss A Salad
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Girl Gets Banged Hard
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Ultimate Payback Prank….
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AnnaLynne McCord Pantyhose
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Tulisa Performing with her Sloppy Stomach
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The Ting Tings from Behind
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Cassie Scerbo Shitty See Through
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Eva Amuri Shitty Face Big Cleavage
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Imogen Thomas Big Cleavage
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Jennifer Lopez is Too Old for This
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Katherine McPhee in Nylon
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Doutzen Kroes in Shorts
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Ashley Benson Cleavage
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Miranda Kerr Boring
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I Love THs Glamor Model Sabine
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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WTF is That…..SERIOUSLY FUCKED!!1
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A Whole of Random Porn
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Puffy Nipples Compilation
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Hazing Bitches to Teach Them a Lesson is Amazing
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Gangbang Hustle Porn
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

20

Aug

Taylor Swift Vintage Bikini of the Day

Taylor Swift is banging a Kennedy, because that’s just how American Royalty do it, and shit is irrelevant to me, partially cuz I don’t give a fuck about Taylor Swift or the Kennedys, not even those who get off for murder and live the rest of their live’s guilt ridden and alcoholic, but out of prison, cuz that’s what money and political ties will do….I don’t care about Nantucket, or the rich WASPS that rule the beaches and Yacht Clubs… I just care about trying to understand why Taylor Swift wears these high waisted bathing suits all the time….what is she hiding? Doesn’t she realize these are reserved for chubby girls into burlesque and pin-up, pulling some 50s beach flavor into one of their horrible routines lesbians really appreciate, and not for lean, skinny, seemingly fit girls, who clearly are just taking the whole classic White America thing a little too seriously…shouldn’t she be doing coke and raging out like a normal fucking starlet….


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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2012

20

Aug

Not So Erotic 50 Shades of Mechanical Bull Ride of the Day

This 50 Shades of Grey shit has ruined 40+ year old women’s lives…it is making them hate their husbands….because their husbands are uninterested in fucking them…probably cuz they are a fragment of what they were when they got married….you know after the kids and shit….

It is also opening women up to light bondage, and shit they may have not been into, even though I thought all 40+ year old women were into the freaky shit since being post pregnancy, menopausal and bored….but I guess I don’t hang with suburban 40+

Well, it’s gone so nuts that middle aged girl are grinding their cunts against anything they can to see if it still feels…like this lady we shot on a mechanical bull going nuts…like shit was her boyfriend…or at least an awesome vibrator….

Marriage is boring, aging sucks, but not as much as if this goes viral and this postal worker, cashier, mom and granny gets seen in a whole new slutty light….

stepTV is back.

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepTV|Videos

2012

20

Aug

Kate Moss Still Goin’ Topless on Yachts of the Day


Kate Moss, despite the probable STDs, is awesome…she’s the kind of bitch you eat out even if you know it’s gonnna end in serious cold sores…the nuclear resistant kind that ravage your throat and make you unable to eat for months….the kind so worth getting that despite the pain and suffering you look at the positive, like weight loss and the fact you just ate out Kate Moss.

She’s lived a rockstar life, looked hot doing it, always shows her tits, well into her 50s…she’s a mother, a model, a martyr, a goddess, a fucking boner giver….and people hate her, I just hate all the dick she’s had…but as far as I’m concerned, and as far as her AIDS are concerned, she’s still a virgin to me….sent from heaven…to take over my jerking off fantasies….

This isn’t the first time she’s been topless on a yacht, probably not the last either….all that matters is that it happened….


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Posted in:Kate Moss|NSFW

2012

20

Aug

Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

There comes a time in every woman’s life where she hits a certain age and her vagina can no longer be referred to as a vagina cuz it is atrophied, ineffective, no longer functional…espeically when hep ridden and pretty much on Dialysis treatment away from death…..and I think it is safe to say that both Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra, memories from jerking off in the 90s, are at that point…but their retarded fake tits keep on delivering, because I guess they are still tween aged….

Lovecat magazine recruited these hags, and here are some of the pics…if you like expired milk…this is for you..

Posted in:Carmen Electra|Pam Anderson

2012

20

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Fitness for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect….except for the AIDS shit that annoy all South Africans when I bring it up…because unlike Candice Swanepoel, they didn’t get the fuck out the first chance they had….but instead they stuck around risking HIV transmission every time they dance too close to someone, share a drink, get sneezed on, hold hands, or sniff dirty panties/bike seats…..She’s fit, she’s rich, she’s hot as fuck and even when posing in boring catalog shots…I want to get her pregnant….and I hate babies, pregnancy, but appreciate hot pussy and K-Fed’s work ethic….and sometimes that overpowers all….

Boring pics, hot women….get up on it.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

20

Aug

Kate Upton is a Fucking Tank of the Day


I get SO MUCH fucking hate about this Kate Upton pig….because I call her fat, or a fat chick in training, because the simple fact that all busty girls at 18, have guts that catch up eventually, no matter how hard they try, cuz being DD and thin at 18 doesn’t last….and struggling with food as her metabolism slows down….becomes the fucking reality…

Well, I think this pic proves that the proof is in the pudding, the same pudding Kate Upton’s been eating too much of…

Amazing how good I am at calling these things..

Posted in:Kate Upton