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2011

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say…I assume it has something to having been on the toilet all fucking day shitting myself cuz I haven’t had a solid shit in the last decade….and now I’m feeling pretty spent and ready to drink the last legs of my liver away….always a challenge I’m willing to take on cuz I got nothing else going on….Repetitive, probably, but I sit on a computer all day and a drinking problem that leads to not remembering anything in a mushy brain mess…so what the fuck do you expect me to have going on…I don’t even remember me leaving the fucking house today…I also don’t remember hot bitches sending me nude pictures, mainly cuz they didn’t, but thanks to being delusional, I can pretend it did…I can pretend so many good things happened even though they didn’t….good times…

Creepy as Fuck Nude Statue of Selena Gomez and Justine Beaver – I don’t think they made his vagina lippy enough….
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Dumbest Stuff on Wheels….
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Jennifer Love Is Fucking a Bottom Feeder from the Bachelorette Cuz Jennifer Love is Also a Bottom Feeder….but mainly just cuz her fat ass likes feeding…
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Adriana Lima Posing with a Bra
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Dude Accidentally Shoots His Peen Off With His Girlfriend’s Pink Pistol
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Live Web Cam Shows, From Me To You
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6 Year Old Skateboarder Will Shut You Down – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Stacie Sullivan
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A MEGA Tiffany Toth Gallery
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10 Ways To Tell If You Might Get Laid On The First Date
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Vida Guerra’s Body Is Still Insane
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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Know You’re Living on a Budget
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Home Alone Teen Gets Naughty
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25 Unbelievably Hot Women Who Love Baseball
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Emma Watson Panty Flash
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Peaches Geldof Isn’t Fat Anymore, Probably Cause She’s on Heroin Again
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Geri Halliwell in a Bikini
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Imgoen Thomas is Hot in a Bikini
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This Chick Has Been Eating Her Husbands Ashes Out of His Urn and I Think I’m Gonna Fucking Puke – VIDEO
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Irina Shayk Gets Her Stretch On
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Injured Kid Gets Robbed =During London Riots Because People Are Fucking Savages – VIDEO
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And Not, The Ping Pong God – VIDEO
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Raquel Reign Brings the Hotness
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AHNOLD is a Fucking Asshole – VIDEO
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Jayda and Susie Get It On
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Hilarious Pro Gay Marriage Protest Signs
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Cameron Diaz is So Gross
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Horney Teen Gets Herself Off
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Candice Swanepoel Workout Hotness
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Leggy Hipster Chick in Acid Wash
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Random Link Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Another Crazy Video From the London Riots
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Dancer Gets Knocked Out – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Hot Brunette Covered in Tats and Naked
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Monika Vesela Licks Her Popsicle
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9 People You Don’t Want to End Up Next to OIn a Plane
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some Mila Kunis Hotness
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You’ll Wanna Be All Over Dolce
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Irina Shayk Can Pull My Muscle Anytime
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A Topless Big Tittie Imogen Thomas – We Salute You!
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Fifty Wives or Life In Jail, What’s Worse?
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2011

09

Aug

Ginger Spice is a Mom Rockin’ a Bikini of the Day

I like that Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell has taken a liking to being in a bikini at all times…I like that she gets Topless in her Bikinis also, partially because she’s european and bikini tops don’t matter to those Euro bitches and shouldn’t matter to any bitches, but more importantly, cuz she’s got great tits….they were even better back when she was working as a stripper before the Spice Girls…back when bitch had to pay rent and her only asset and skill was her fat tits….but I can’t find those pics right now…so I’ll just take these recent, decades and kids later, pics of her in a bikini, cuz her body is better now than it was then…cuz I guess that’s what having stupid money does to a bitch…it allows her to not live off inexpensive pizza and beer…but instead fancy salads and champagne and prescription pills…

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2011

09

Aug

Maria Shriver’s Single Milf Vagina In the Wind of the Day

This is amazing….

I don’t know what’s going on in Maria Shriver’s crotch, but I do know that she’s recently single, thanks to her awesome and sleazy immigrant body building and action star husband, turned politician, pulled some amazing things by fucking the housekeeper, cuz like me, fucking anything that isn’t your wife is a good thing…especially if it has a vagina….I mean until it gets pregnant and you can’t deny the shit, cuz unlike me, you gave her your real name cuz she worked for you…instead of lying your way through it…..

I also know that I love watching a dress when a girl walks against the wind….and shit defines her pussy..it’s almost pornographic….but unfortunately in Shriver’s case…she’s been married too long, has embraced her age and position as a soon to be grandmother, while showcasing why her husband strayed, because the only thing that can make a cameltoe look like this puffy mess, is huge fucking bush…..or ravaged lips thanks to the birthing process….both hardly attractive to the average eye…especially not on a bitch trying to get laid…luckily…I’m not average and this shit is porno to me….enjoy.

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2011

09

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Party of the Day

Everyone loves Sara Jean Underwood…at least virgin losers do and as far as I’m concerned that’s everyone…you know since this is the internet and that’s the kind of person who frequents the internet….you know cuz actual cool people who can get laid…are busy getting laid….

She’s some playboy trash, who is actually pretty hot, turned TV host thanks to a stint as Ryan Seacrest’s front thathe’s not gay, a TV host that happens to be the body that rock’s superhero outfits on shows for virgin loser, making her fuckin’ set for life…cuz virgin losers are loyal and that’s a good thing for her…but not so good for us…cuz if we all ignored her attempt at a legit career, she’d woulda ended up in porn, in one of those coulda gone either way, and went the wrong way for us and the right way for her situations….True story.

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2011

09

Aug

Vida Guerra’s a Fake Tit Body Builder Now of the Day

Vida Guerra started out as an ass in FHM….and as FHM lost it’s appeal and popularity thanks to the internet making them obsolete…she lost her one gig that brought her that level of big ass fame that has probably paid for her life….but more importantly that paved the way for Kim Kardashian and Coco’s ass fame…but now that she’s old and out of work she’s taken to partnering up with a new magazine, cuz that’s her hustle, she’s tried a few scandals on her own, LIKE THESE LEAKED NUDE PICS but the only thing that’s done shit for her has been magazines…unfortunately, this magazine is some body building shit, and although she’s still got a great ass, that hard body, fake tan, fake tit looking shit just makes me nervous and uncomfortable…cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes my women less manly….

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2011

09

Aug

Halle Berry Rockin’ a Baguette of the Day

I always call Halle Berry out for being the whitest black chick to be labeled the first black chick to win an Academy award…you know a poster child for black kids in ghetto’s everywhere to look up to and wish that one day they will be like her…making them chose a life of education over a life of crime…in some bullshit that I call marketing….cuz like I’ve said before and will say again…the only contact she’s had with a black person is being served by them at the grocery store, or fast food joing….

Either way, she’s so black she eats french bread. She’s so gangster she does her own groceries…I wonder if she got some luxurious cheeses to set up a fantastic spread you’d expect to find at a 5 star restaurant…cuz nohthing abouther is authentic…that’s why she’s an actor….but I do love seeing her fuck in the movies…she’s got great tits…and I need more of that from her…none of this grocery shopping bullshit…unless of course she does what this french whore I knew used to do with her 99 cent day old baguette…you know fucked its stale ass back to moist for her John’s to eat up in what was probably one of the weirder fetishes I’ve taken part in….in which case…this french bread, or what I call “the baker’s dildo” makes for good times..

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2011

09

Aug

Katie Holmes Not So Hot Alien Tits of the Day

There was a time when Katie Holmes had potential…you now before she was medicated and turned into a Stepford wife….all brainwashed by her childhood Top Gun / Cocktail crush….and willing to do everything he tells her…including getting knocked up and waiting for aliens to take them away…..

There was a time when Katie Holmes was an teen dream, you know on the cover of “Tiger” and “Teen Beat” that you’d tell the clerk you were buying for your daughter, when really you were buying it to jerk off….

She coulda gone any route…from sex tape to panty flash to exciting and interesting…but instead…she is a robot…and it fucking sucks…not to mention…she doesn’t even have tits anymore…not sure what happened to those but assume it’s got something to do with Tom Cruise being gay andher being his front he still wants to be able to cum to….

Either way….here’s the pics of her at a some premiere…

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2011

09

Aug

Anne Hathaway Looks Better Naked of the Day

This just in….Anne Hathaway looks better NAKED ….than in dresses at premieres and other bullshit….

I’d say that’s a pretty obvious observation on my part…and it is….but that’s just cuz I’m an obvious kind of guy who likes girls naked better than in clothes….

Call me crazy….but I’m pretty sure we’ve established that long ago…

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2011

09

Aug

Rihanna’s Bikini Top and Tight Pants in Barbados of the Day

Rihanna is still in Barbados….She’s still in a bikini top…living th good life outside her multi million dollar home that is substantially nicer than the shanty she lived in with her Garbage man father….but probably still smells like garbage…because that’s just the vibe I get off this pig of a person…but maybe I’m just hating….when really I can’t hate on a bitch in a bikini top and tight pants…it is not in my genetic code…I pretty much get sucked into the shit…for no good reason….

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2011

09

Aug

Kim Kardashian Does Graves of the Day

Opportunist cunt….exploiting her dead father for the sake of dramatic impact for her shitty show…not that she really gives a fuck about honoring her father you know…since she had sex on video with a black dude…something all Armenian Crhistian people are totally into…

So she decided to bring her new found fake boyfriend to meet him at his gave in some creepy goth shit….

But I’m less interested in her having emotional bullshit moments and more into watching her suck dick in her porn

Cuz Kim Kardashian is a pornstar…I don’t get why people forget that…

Nothing is too sacred for a bottom feeder like this….not even feeding on cock…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

09

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some amazingness going on in the news….not quite as amazing as seeing a vagina hugged in a pair of tight pants….but still pretty amazing…

Man Denied Breast Cancer Treatment
South Carolina health officials are petitioning the federal government to overhaul its “discriminatory” Medicaid rules after a local construction worker was denied coverage for breast cancer treatments because he is a man.

Mob Helps Assault Victim…Then Robs Him
Video posted on LiveLeak.com shows a mob in London help a man who was beaten and assaulted get to his feet.only to turn around and rob him.

Woman Tries to Bring Fake Bomb on Plane
A woman is in big trouble — all because of something she apparently tried to carry through airport security at Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix.

Caught On Tape: Philly Teen Mob Attack
Video of a July 29th attack on a bystander in Philadelphia’s Old City by teens from a charter school group that received a $1 million donation from Oprah Winfrey.

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2011

08

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was just sent a gift from god….I was walking down the street and I looked into a car….and a bitch was breast feeding her baby…tits out and amazing…then I hit the park…where three 18 year olds were bending over in spandex about to play tennis….and I realized it is gonna be a good day….before remembering I have to sit on the computer all day posting shit I don’t care about….yay…

Here’s some shit going on around the net….

I’d to Tear Shit Up With This V8 Chainsaw
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The 25 Hottest Women to Date Sports Playboys
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Make It Through the Day
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drive on Drugs
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Six Online How-To Guides For the World’s Saddest People
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Ke$ha Has a Digital Clitoris
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Lisa Ann Has Some Insane Cleavage
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Web Cam Sluts You Will Fall in Love With
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Blonde Girl is Self Fisting
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10 Wardrobe Malfunctions We’re Thankful For
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Weird Al is Going to be Live in Your Living Room
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Posted in:MHD

2011

08

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I was told there was pro tennis going on in this city so I went to every hotel looking for Sharapova, i figured what better time to breast feed off her ripped athlete body in the back of the van I throw her in, but then finally some sympathiser realized what I was up to and told me that it is the men’s tennis shit going on….which works too cuz I figure that means Brooklyn Decker is in town, and that I can breast feed off her in the back of the van while her downs syndrome looking face looks on….but after much hard looking I came up empty, which is pretty convenient since I don’t have a van…meaning the plan was flawed from the beginning…but in my quest I met some slag who I ended up going down on and for some reason her twat smelled like bug spray…not quite sure if it is a good thing or a bad thing…but my mouth was inside her so it can’t be that bad….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Arnold’s Got the Coolest Ex Wife Is a Cunt T-Shirt Ever….
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Lady Gaga Dressed in Drag is So Avant Garde Try Hard…Die Cunt…You Suck
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Irina Shayk’s Hard Nipples Working Out are Life Changing
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Huge Marilyn Monroe Panties
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Kesha Playing Her Vagina Instrument – Assuming She has a Vagina after Trading it in for this bullshit career
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he New Catwoman is Apparently a Stripper Too Bad They Have Someone as Dull and Ugly as Ann Hatheway Playing Her
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Kelly Rowland Slipped a Nip or Two
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Web Cam Sluts That Take It All Off
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Telemarketer Batman Prank. Wait, What?
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Jenny Strips Down at the Beach
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Irina Shayk Looks Hot Doing Anything
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Amateur Gets Filmed
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Who Would You Rather? Ellen or Justin Beiber?
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Top 50 Sexiest Female Golfers and Tennis Players
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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Ashley Green is Fucking Weird Looking
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Lara Spencer Has This Thing About Her That Makes Me Want to Bang Her
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Lookin’Good Sweetheart
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Ilary Blasi is Whacking Some Balls
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Emma Stone Brings the Hotness
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Kate Upton is Sexy as Always
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Swiss Anti-Drug Poster Uses Amy Winehouse’s Picture To Prove Their Point!
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A Gallery Of April O’Neil And Her Sweet Personal Pics
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These Busty Teens Are in Action
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Slippery & Wet – Sexy Oil Bikini Calendar
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I’ve Said It Before and I’ll Say it Again, I Would Totally Bang Zoe Saldana
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Brea Morgan Brings the Sexy On
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Planned Parenthood Goes Bollywood! WTF! – VIDEO
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I’m Sick of Hipster Chicks Dressing Like Fucking Librarians
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio
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Girl on Girl Lap Dance – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naked Skydiving With Playboy Bunnies!
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I Wanna Be all Over Emma Frain
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drive Like a Fucking Moron – VIDEO
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Balloon Fetish Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Tyra Banks is Still Fat
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Rihanna Humped Some 60 Year Old Dude on Stage, And Here’s the Photo
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Blake Lively is Leggy
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Ilary Blassi Can Whack My Balls Anytime
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Chanelle Hayes Spilling Out Of Her Bikini Top. I see Areola. Sexy!
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Kelly Rowland Puts Her Tits On Display In New Jersey
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Rihanna See Through Top And Nipple Ring
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Taylor Momsen Dry Humping On Stage and 3 More Ways She Has Disappointed Her Parents
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Charlize Theron See Through Spandex
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2011

08

Aug

Kelly Rowland Nipple Slip for Attention of the Day

When you are a second rate Beyonce who was used as a tool to make the world think that Beyonce carried Destiny’s Child, because Beyonce used her spoiled cunt with pull in the industry by being a catty diva to her bff from her childhood who she came up with….to ruin her career and force her to perform tits out to get any attention, work or money, while Beyonce sits at home tiling her bathroom in diamonds….

Funny how things work out when you sell out your friends for personal gain…..

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Posted in:Kelly Rowland

2011

08

Aug

Lacey Schwimmer Trashy Failed Stripper Implants of the Day

Usually the professionally trained dancers don’t end up on TV with actual work…and while they are studying and being professionally trained…they always know that in the back of their mind, they are probably going to become strippers, and the only choreographing they do, is high level strip shows you can tell come from someone with experience, even though ultimately, all those sluts end up in the same place, bouncing on a dick in a back room for 10 dollars a fucking song….but for some reason, this professional dancer went another route, she got the professional dancing but it didn’t give her the slut attention she set herself up for as a kid and all those years of growing up practicing something as useless as dance….but I guess she’s making up for it after life didn’t take the path she wanted it to…cuz it’s never too late to get implants and show off your fat tits and fat ass in some slut costume….whether there’s a seedy biker run bar involved or not….cuz I guess stripping is a career you can never quite fail at…no matter how old, fat, ugly or drug addicted you are…it is always there to fall back on.

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