Oh shit here was a Kate Party…..and I wasn’t invited….because I don’t get invited to anything, but also because my name isn’t Kate…except in certain circles like when I was in prison but I’d rather not get into those dark and painful to walk years….
Kate Beckinsale, Kate Bowsworth and Kate Hudson showed off some the tit and bodies they had, and also let a couple other twats passed security, like Reese Witherspoon and Olivia Wilde, cuz they feel sorry for them for obvious reasons…..
Here are the pics…
Kate Beckinsale Busting Out
Kate Hudson and her Mom Implants
Kate Bosworth Skinny Goodness
Oh and Reese Witherspoon was there
Reese Witherspoon Busted…
So was Olivia Wilde…cuz she already named herself ofter Oscar Wilde, what more does she need to do to get relevant in Hollywood…ya know….
The fun thing about Kirsten Dunst is not that she looks like an 80s hooker about to have a heroin overdose at a Rock concert…..it’s that GETS NAKED IN MOVIES NOW ….I mean when she was at her peak of celebrity, before being forced to take on nude roles to pay the bills and regain respect as an action…I’m talking Bring it on Days….seeing her naked seemed like it would never happen…but it did…and I’m glad it did….but not as glad as I am about her VAGINA FLASH she gave us….
The EMAs were yesterday…and I’m surprised anyone takes any award ceremony serious….it’s all some marketing lie that I guess is for teenagers…but MTV are the ones who make 100s of millions of dollars, reminding me that I know nothing….and they know all…I mean they are the people who created Jersey Shore, the cultural hub of our generation…..
Either way, Selena Gomez was the host, she’s like a fucking 12 year old…all tight, baby faced, and kid-like voice, but 18 and legal….so now I get why the pedos like her…it is more that just the whole sex with Beiber that Pedos like to fantasize about – just ask Usher Raymond it’s gotta do with her…she’s no coat tail rider…she claims her own fate….
I don’t know what I’m saying but here are the pics I have access to….of 18 year old acting 12 in some weird fetish….I call sex offender…
Other people who attended the EMAs were:
Hayden Panettiere may be saving the whales….but not this whale….even though I love the idea of circus Monkeys all up on my dick….
Jessie J with stupid tron inspired, not erotic body suit style that should be taken out back and shot, even if it has a vagina hammock panel segment at her vagina….
Katy Perry with her 50s Hair in Pink – like Some Futuristic throwback that shoulda died in the Vietnam war but that is unfortunately still living…walking amongst us…and worst of all making money by all of us…unfair to all those who actually look good and have talent….
Irina Shayk Showing Off Some Leg for some male attention , Cuz Ronaldo’s too busy giving other males his male attention…
Bar Refaeli Isn’t as Good as She Thinks She is…Rocking a Tacky Bar Mitzvah dress from the 80s….Some toddlers in Tiara’s white trash, not hot dress…and she’s a fucking model tapped into all designers…making this make no fucking sense…
I am going to pretend I don’t know what event these pictures were taken at, because I think Jack and Jill is such a horrible fucking concept of a movie, like a mockery to the movie industry and the careers of anyone involved, that I think it is better to just pretend it doesn’t exist and never happened…and Katie Holmes hotness is making that easy….
Sure, she may be a prisoner to the alien gods we all know exist, but don’t want to admit, I mean the concept of DNA code, like we’re fucking computers, is proof enough if you ask me, but she’s still pretty fucking lovely to me…I mean she’s the kind of person I’m okay with being our representative to the higher gods, you know using her vagina for experiments do keep them satisfied and at bay….cuz I’m not ready for a world takeover and massive death and destruction, even if I know we are doomed and know that it is coming….I just haven’t mastered my hand to hand combat yet…
Not that it matters….She’s hot in pink and I like looking at her tit, like this was before she found Alien gods, and got naked in movies to redefine herself from the Dawson’s creek bullshit….before redefining herself as a weirdo wife and mother committed to an even bigger weirdo…here are the pics…of some alien hotness….
Amber Lancaster has an amazing career of being Miss Washington Teen USA, which lead to being in a Bo Bice music video, even though I have no idea who Bo Bice is, but I’m thinking he failed American Idol or something….She was also a show model on the Price is Right and in 2009 she peaked as a Trophy Holder at the Primetime Emmy Awards…where she got more airtime, although unnoticed airtime on TV of her fucking career….rubbing elbows with famous TV people, hoping to rub genitals, making her the next Sofia Vergara or some shit….and now she’s posing with trash after drinking her sorrows away for not making it like her Miss Washington Teen USA win made her think was oging to happpen for her before reality set in that life isn’t as easy as daddy made it out to be with all those praises he gave her growing up….who cares. Clearly not many people.
These are some funny pictures of sloppy bodied, usually dumpy and unshowered with a cunt who thinks she is hot and can’t be bothered face, all unattractive amd Katherine Heigl who I hate for no reason other than that she’s been marketed, or presented as a sex symbol of some sort, and that label has got to her head, and she believes the shit, when I just think she’s a poster girl for why you should have an eating disorder….or at least why you need to suck dick to get ahead, cuz so many girls much hotter than her, aren’t living her life, cuz they don’t have that rigt attitude…not that it matters…because today, she oddly, out of character, got into whore clothes instead of her regular period, can’t be bothered clothes ….to hit up the animal shelter…and that makes no fuckin sense. White gogo boots and all…what the fuck.
Emmy Rossum is no friend to me. I go out of my way and help her publicity attempts by posting her nude scenes from Shameleess, the only acting role I think she’s ever had, or more importantly, the only acting role worth mentioning. You know presenting her like she’s hot, or appealing, or anything better than what she actually is….a thick hipped, flat chest, average faced cunt.
You see, after all that work I put in for her, posting her NUDE SCENES FROM SHAMELESS ….she fucking blocked me on twitter….and I hate bitches who block me on twitter…it’s the modern snub, or rejection, and that’s the kind of shit that warrents getting revenge….you hear that Emmy Rossum? I’m gonna ruin you, if you don’t ruin yourself first, cuz based on these pics, looks like you’re going down that road…Cunt
In case you were wondering….this isn’t Lady Gaga dragging a dude out of the river to steal his penis to staple to her leg…it is Scarlett Johansson…recently divorced, aware that her husband has moved onto the town whore, Blake Lively, figures she should dress like an 80s whore, and drag wet suit wearing scuba men out of the waters searching for missing poeple, and filling her vagina that’s been missing people…if you know what I mean..How else could you explain this?
This dumpy shit is not hot. Anyone who says it is….is fucking weird….or just buying into the hype…or gay and unsure of what a hot bitch is supposed to be….Sure, shit entertains…It’s better to see a dumpy bitch half naked puttign on a show, than working the Walmart cash….and what it comes down to is that the irony in her fatness is that if she would lift her ass more often – like an exercise…maybe she’d break a sweat and lose some fatness but then she probably wouldn’t be a circus act anymore…
Here are the pics…
She was proudly posting her bikini pics on twitter….in some shameless self promotion that clearly works for her….
The weirdest shit I saw on her twitter album was that people tattoo her on them….fucking weird.