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2011

19

Sep

Heidi Montag’s Useless 25th Birthday of the Day

If a useless cunt no one remembers has a 25th birthday, does it make a sound?

25 or not, bitch might as well be dead.

She doesn’t matter.

Here’s her botched plastic surgery.

Posted in:Heidi Montag

2011

19

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I am a firm believer in not making the news, because there’s just too much pressure in having people know you exist, and it’s better just to post random shit from other people….I mean why bother doing it yourself when the rest of he world are fucking morons and you can just sit and if you’ve got the right diaper, shit on your couch…

The highlight is the Russian Billionaires who had a fist fight on TV….for whatever reason….that I like to call mafia…since Russia opened up from being communist and the organized crime rings took over public service…making more billionaires than any other nation in the shortest periof of time…making them often times thugs and here’s the proof…

Here’s the rest of the news…..

Cops Slap Five with Tailgater in Philly
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TX rapist claims mental illness
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PA HS coach denies putting bounty on opposing player
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FL wife spiked husband’s coffee with Xanax
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Fatal Air Show Crash Caught on Video
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Driver Killed in Freak Accident, Tree Fell On Car
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MA high school students admit to posting threats on Facebook
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Pat Robertson: Alzheimer’s makes divorce OK
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PA Grade School Bans Perfumes After Allergic Reactions
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VA bar punished for striptease act
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Caught on Tape: Russian Billionaires Fist Fight on TV
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2011

19

Sep

Girls Lighting Their Farts on Fire Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Youtube is pornsite, but also a corporation traded on the stock market, that I am convinced is being paid off to re-configure the internet so that sites like ours don’t exist, only making room for the big corporations, because there is a lot of money at stake, we’re talking millions….yet they run these porn clips people jerk off to, run ads on the shit and make more money, while we all suffer…and by we I mean me….it’s a con motherfuckers and I want to expose them for the lie that they are…because I have nothing better to do….

Some Chatty Emo Looking Bitches GOing THrough THe Process of Lighting Farts on Fire……Compilation video…

Happiest Fart Lighter Ever

Leather Couch Fart Fire

Huge Fart Fire

Hot Tight Work Out Gear Lights Her Fart – Google Runs Ads on It

Chick in Work Out Shorts Lights Her Shit

Some Close Up of Panties Getting Lit the Fuck Up – Love That Google’s Running Ads on this One – Perverts

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

19

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have the single worst hangover….all thanks to drinking…it is mid afternoon and I’m ready for bed even though I just woke up thanks to shitting fire….in my sleep…It’s fucking lovely…and I feel like a hero with no super powers…I don’t really know why drinking the past 3 days has this effect on me….but I know I’m not that into it…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet…while I drink some coffee and try to jerk off to your facebook pics..

Repetitive maybe…but this is my life…Groundhog day…

Another Stupid Girls Compilation
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The Hottest Pics of Kendra Wilkinson
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Free Cam Shows, Because Monday Doesn’t Have to Be Horrible
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Seven Great Franchises that Never Got a Decent Video Game
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Largest Water Balloon Fight – VIDEO
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Sherri is Sexy All Right
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Christina Hendricks’s Tits Went to the Emmys
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She is Busty and Oiled Up and She is on Video
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Live Web Cam Shows, to Kick the Week Off Right
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The Harsh Truth: Why Your Girlfriend Cheated On You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Posted in:MHD

2011

19

Sep

The Emmy’s Happened of the Day

I went out drinking….but got a call at the end of the Emmy’s from an insane person I know…who wanted to discuss the Emmy’s because in their insanity they felt the whole night was beautiful….so I forced myself to watch the West Coast broadcast…drunk, uninterested, not listening….

Key things that happened was they played LMFAO in the intro segment witht he dyke from GLEE…..they gave The Lonely Planet a chance to do a medley of their shitty internet songs….a midget won an award…and there was a segment about the jersery shore…reminding me that Hollywood isn’t glamor, but trash and trying to be or compete with the internet….The other hightlight was seeing a tiny Paula Abdul next to the dyke from GLEE…and I laughed once at a joke…but don’t remember what it was…but feel it wasn’t due to funny…but more to do with how miserable an experience it was…

I decided to compile some pics of some pussy that was there….because that’s what you all like…

Emily Blunt….no idea who she is….but I know people wanna fuck her…

Katie Holmes….brought to you by the aliens….

Kelly Osbourne…..always disgusting…skinny fat or fat fat….

Nina Dobrev….is lovely Russian bride….

Julia Stiles….because we should let the public remember this random from the late 90s….who wasn’t hot in the late 90s….

That Dude From Glee…in a Dress…

Christina Hendricks and her Fatness that Showed Off her Fat Tits cuz that’s what Fat Chicks Do…

Jane Krakowski’s Lookin’ Real Housewives

Minka Kelly….cuz I have no idea who she is…

Julie Bowen….winner without a nipple slip that should have had a nipple slip…

Gwyneth Paltrow Boring as Shit…and unable to do improv cuz actors are drons…unfortunately…or luckily…the dress isn’t actually see through….depending on how you feel about a naked Gwyneth Paltrow…

Olivia Munn…..Trying….Hard…To Be One of these Hollywood Bitches…But She Never Willl…Cuz She’s a Hack….

Sofia Vergara Alll Womanly…and modest…despite her background…as a whore who whored out to be famous….cuz that’s what happens when you’re an immigrant….

Heidi Klum Not topless…Which is OK…Cuz She Makes for a Sloppy Topless chick…but looks fun in a dress…

Kate Winslet is Big Red….glad she won….cuz she got naked for her role and that deserves recognition….

Evan Rachel Wood….was robbed….cuz she got naked for her role and didn’t get recognition…

No I don’t have pics of the Modern Family 12 year old showing her tits off like she was Sofia Vergara….her TV Mom and idol who taught her at an early age to use her tits to get herself noticed….

Posted in:Emmy Awards 2011

2011

18

Sep

Britney Spears Panty Flash of the Day

I think I’m getting old. I drank my face off on Friday and couldnt get out of bed until this afternoon. It was like something died inside me and that something was my liver…and unlike Britney Spears, who is also getting old, I was unable to bring it like I did in my 20s, back when panty flashes from celebs were semi-exciting, because you knew it wasn’t intentional, or more importantly cuz they weren’t wearing underwear….and it’s all become quite played the fuck out hasn’t it…Wish this had more labia….


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Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m going drinking…hard drinking…. and ideally it is going to end with me going down on seedy women in public washrooms, preferably at the bus station so that I know I’ll never see them again…seedy women are my life’s work…

Follow me on TWITTER ….

Friend me on FACEBOOK …..jerk off to my pics if you have to…but I’d rather you send me exclusives…

I need a publicity stunt….Here are stepLINKS…

Best Deal for Drunks Like Me in Town…and by Town I mean The Internet…
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Kieran Culkin Took Scarlett Johansson To A Strip Club
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Dina Lohan is Fucking Insane – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows to Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Weird Fucking Music VIdeo
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Elisabetta Canalis Showing Off Her Ripped Stomach in a Sports Bra
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Charlie Sheen Would Have Fired Himself
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Mom Crushes a Break Dancers Dreams
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YOUR MOM HATES YOU – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Layla
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The Six People You Never Want to Talk to at a Party
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January Jones Gallery, Cause She Just Delivered Her Kid and Ruined Her Body Forever
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Maitlyn Simmons & Lian Schreuder Booty Time
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Jessica Lowndes is Sizzling in FHM South Africa
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Clint Eastwood Doesn’t Give a Fuck About Gay Marriage. In a Good Way Tho
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Free Cam Show Hotness
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Chick Goes Wild on the Fucking Machine
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Ashley Tisdale Camel Toe
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Would You Bang Saoirse Ronan?
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Demi Lovato is Fat and Happy
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Rihanna Nips Out To Say Hello
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Lil Wayne and Wyclef Jean Have Boners For Sarah Palin or Something
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Salma Hayek’s Tits Are Insane
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A Gallery of Asian Hottie
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Jessica Skye’s Ass is Out of Hand
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IS NINO THE FATHER?!? – VIDEO
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These Massive Breasts Will Serve You Well Today
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Melany and Alison Get It On
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Jessica Chastain is a Red Head Hottie
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Some Good Old Fashion Girl on Girl Action
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Black Short Shorts Bring the Sexy
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini
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And ANOTHER Random Photo Dump
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If Your Dad Wrote TV Titles
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3 Hot Blondes in a Row
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Some Pippa Middleton, Just Because
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Laura Lynn
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The Lady Matthew Fox Punched in the Vadge is Suing
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Tyra Banks’Tits Are Still Huge. She Also Wrote Some Shitty Book
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Best Low Budget Taxidermy TV Commercial
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Lacey Schwimmer is a Digustingly Fat Pig
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Kirstie Alley Alien
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Tourettes Karaoke Singing Lady in Red
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Anna Paquin’s Pink Bra Under Her Shirt…
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Sneak Peak at Some Rachel Weisz Shit
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No Hands Sex Toy Fuck

Shit to Shit, Anus to Anus
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hottest ex gf ever…
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amateur sex tape
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woman sucks off her husband
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Speech disorders and Anal Don’t Mix
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Sex in Chair Porn Fail
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Big Bouncing Tits on Her Mom’s Webcam
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Amateur Homemade Dorm Room SexTape
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Pregnant Chick Masturbating…
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Anorexia Porn is My Favorite
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Proof Black Guys Fuck Everything
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THis Guy Will Never Do Porn again
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EX GF REVENGE
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

16

Sep

Some New Amber Rose Porn Publicity Stunt Pics of the Day

I don’t care about Amber Rose…she’s some hip hop groupie who fucks the biggest hip hop stars and pretends she’s a model…when really she’s just a whore…into hip hop stars…

So when I see nude pics of her, I don’t give a fuck, cuz being a whore, getting naked is part of the territory…

She is straight up bottom feeder, worse than a kardashian and this is her way of getting people to look at her…cuz everyone looks at the big naked chick in the corner screaming for attention…right…right…

I feel like I’ve seen these before…but I’m too tired to bother looking for old Amber Rose posts I’ve posted…So click the link to get to them…watching a bitch bottom feed to stay relevant is always good times…


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2011

16

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve been tracking the Vanessa Hudgens weight gain, lesbian haircut, confusion that comes from being a kiddie pornographer, a disney drone, a front GF for a gay teen heart throbs…the last few weeks, so I was happy the bikini pics dropped…and although there’s no ass shot, or even bikini bottoms, she’s bringing great joy with her frontal wedgie picking, because as I tweeted earlier, wedgies, both frontal or the classic, inspire me, even if they are on a bitch dumpier than she once was, but still small breasted and ethnically confused chipmunk looking, for me…

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

16

Sep

Hilary Duff Hiding Her Pregnancy Like a High School Student of the Day

I prefer when Hilary Duff embraces her pregnancy like the girl who feels at the top of the world cuz her man, who she never thought would cum in her pussy, cuz her only did her anal, cuz pussy didn’t work for his HOMO-JOCK, made her develop a broad back, so she looked like a dude when wearing a hockey helmet and his dick was up her ass….

She’s pulling some highschool pregnancy shit, all covered up in an oversized shit so no one judges her or gossips about her, leaving her free to give birth at her prom with a baby to be disposed of in a dumpster like a normal teen pregnancy….

I prefer seeing her in bikinis, halter tops, spandex shorts, or anything you’d see on a pregnant bitch in the trailer park….not cuz she’s trash or because she’s finally filling out those ripped shoulders…but because I love seeing young pregnant women half naked and slutty, but I live in the ghetto and young pregnant sluts is kinda a daily vision…even though the whole pregnancy itself puts any girl in a new realm of slut…one who doesn’t get abortions or the morning after pill when she gets cummed in…and as much as I like watching girls at the pharmacy get the morning after pill…the follow through as long as it isn’t my kid is porn…

Hilary Duff needs to step up the slut in this pregnancy watch….embrace the shit like whore…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

16

Sep

Britney Spears Ass in Leggings of the Day

The new Britney Spears is pretty fucking hot bodied…I assume because of all the meds, all the dance practice, all the hard work her team of handlers put into her, you know so she doesnt stop their cash flow and money making, but I still like the unshowered, fat, shaved head, cold sore filled, mom everyone thought was gonna die a lot better…there was just something beautiful about how K-Fed ruined a bitch before she was 25…on all fucking levels….and this whole controlled Britney sucks in terms of entertainment…but I’d love to burry my face in that big round ass after taking a post performance shit….but I’m weird like that.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

16

Sep

Victoria Beckham Diaper Changer of the Day

There’s nothing hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…oh right…..everything is hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…unless of course I’m wearing that dirty diaper…in which case there’s nothing hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…but when it’s the diaper of a baby that crawled out of their vagina…in public…all shit filled and disgusting…being all maternal…it’s horrible…I’d rather see her wiping her own fucking ass…not that Beckham actually shits…she’s too skinny for poops…and I just wish these were breast feeding pics…cuz breast feeding in public is one of the only things I like about reproduction…that and the whole fucking and coming inside a pussy part…

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2011

16

Sep

Paris Hilton Vagina Hider of the Day

Paris Hilton is such a lady….it’s like she didn’t spend the better part of her 20s in sex tapes, flashing cooch at events, getting fucked and fucked up, pretty much being the biggest pile of shit around….fucking up little girls and the only good that’s come from her is that the little girls she fucked up are 20 year old sluts who are down to film getting fucked cuz they think it’ll Kim Kardashian them….which I guess makes this bitch a hero in some ways, but a hero I wish died in battle…

Either way, she must be having a herpes outbreak or something…cuz this is totally out of character.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2011

16

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news….because the news is amazing when it features the KKK, Killer Bees, Autistic kids and Femal inmates…it’s the foundation of the best porno ever…but the Greatest Eye Witness Ever Is Great…

Here’s the rest of the news….

Why The Klan Is Targeting Philly Area
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Men Attacked by Swarm of 60,000 Bees in CA
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American flag confiscated from Autistic student
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Female Inmates May Be Released Early in CA
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NYPD Cops Seize 300 Pounds of Pot
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Houston HS Student Charged for Serving Pot Brownies
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2011

16

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s a Model of the Day

Here is 12 Year old Kendall Jenner, or as I like to call her, the latest kardashian exploit….for the perverts…

Apparently she’s a fashion model or some shit and I’m only posting it because I figure if her family whores her, she might as well be treated like a whore by you, the man masturbating to a teen showing cleavage on the runway like she has any business doing it, other than being born into the porn peddling, bottom feeding trash family that manages to make 100 million a year, because America is Doomed….and this is their second string talent in their creepy overbearing stagemom’s obsession with getting her kids out there money making on TV….because the older trash is getting used up and boring…and at 12 years old…she’s not tainted yet…but give her a few months…

I predict a crash and burn.

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