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2009

11

Nov

Sienna Miller Still Looks Sad of the Day

Sienna Miller must have AIDS or something, I mean at least that is what I assume she has because the last week she’s been walking the streets alone with her dog lookin’ sad, crying, having minor breakdowns and shit that make her seem like she’s about to give the fuck up because hollywood has given the fuck up on her and here she is walking with her mom or friend or therapist who I guess is trying to walk her through this crazy time and I can just hope rock bottom for her ends up in a porn set and not hanging from the fuckin’ rafters because I hate seeing pussy, even dirty homewrecking AIDS pussy go to waste…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Sad|Sienna Miller

2009

11

Nov

Anna Paquin Goin to the Gym in Tight Pants of the Day


I should spend more time at the gym, not because I am fat, unhealthy and borderline dead, but because I just realized that they gym is probably not filled with fat chicks, like I previously assumed. The reason being that fat chicks are fat and the reason they are fat is from not going to the gym and if you do get the occassional fat chick in the gym she’ll probably only last a few weeks before going back to her sitting and baked goods lifestyle plan. So here I am missing out on hot chicks with tight bodies in tight clothing in really sexual and compromising positions and then there are gyms with pools and teenage girls doing their lifeguarding course and the whole thing is fucking amazing, unfortunately, I’m too lazy to bother, but if you’re horny enough it may do you some good on a whole lot of levels and that’s something to think about….something else to think about is how sloppy this Anna Paquin chick looks on her way to the gym in a pair of tight pants, bitch is in entertainment and I’m sure she’s not about entertaining us with her unfit sloppy body, she needs to step it the fuck up and here are the pics……

Pics via INF

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Gym|Leggings

2009

11

Nov

Aubry O’Day Is Wet for Maxim of the Day

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Aubry O’Day is a bottom feeding whore, so there’s nothing really exciting about these pictures, the truth is that I can’t stand this cunt because she tried to sue me for posting pictures of her stupid fake tits, like she didn’t get her stupid fake tits to get attention or to show the fuck off and make fucking money, so I’m not sure why I’m posting these pics of her in Maxim, but I will tell you I am having an internal struggle about it.

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Posted in:Aubry O'Day|Maxim|Wet

2009

11

Nov

LaToya Jackson’s Hot Body of the Day

I figure that it was never quite gay to jerk off to Michael Jackson, not because I spend a good year doing it, but because his voice was angelic, his talent possibly sent from god, his sexuality and gender pretty ambigious and really more on the no penis in his pants side of things. It was on the same level as a dude jerking off to an Anime movie, or a comic book character, he was just bigger than life, almost non-human sent from another planet to seduce us and manipulate us thru song but I do think it is weird to jerk off to him now that he’s pretending to be dead, and living as a muslim woman in the desert somewhere to escape his demons here…..that’s where LaToya the stand in pussy comes in. She’s like some kind of MJ fluff girl, picking up the slack from him now that he’s dropped the balls he never really had and manned up and escaped the hell he is living and her body is pretty fucking tight lookin…not to mention one I have jerked off to decades ago when she worked for Playboy…good times…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Body|Hot|Latoya Jackson

2009

11

Nov

Amy Winehouse and Her Hot Tits of the Day

The only thing gross about Amy WInehouse is pretty everything except her tits, unless you like fucking people on the verge of death and the only thing gross about her tits are the smell and luckily you don’t have to smell them when lookin’ at pictures of them, so unlike the people around her, who are too busy holding back throwing up all over the fucking place, to appreciate them and their freakish resiliant nature and survival skills because the drug addicts, malnourished whores I’ve met and fucked along the way who are at rock bottom and usually lose their tits first when wasting the fuck away, but for some reason Amy Winehouse’s tits remained on constant in her insanity, so let’s celebrate these pictures of Amy Winehouse in a bra busting out of her shirt by collectively masturbating. Don’t worry, I hear its not gay to masturbate together if we’re not in the same room.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Tits

2009

11

Nov

Britney Spears Bikini Pics for the Voyeur of the Day

I’ve always been into voyeurism. Whether it is pictures of chicks on the topless beach, or hiding in a locker at the gym in the women’s lockeroom, or drilling holes in doors in attempts to watch my neighbor shower, or even climing up random fire escapes of random building to see what I can find. Over the years of being a voyeur, I’ve seen a whole lot of crazy shit, that people who have their shutters on just don’t get to experience, so in a lot of ways voyeurism has brought me a ton of joy. Whether it was seeing many people fucking, a neighbor getting a blowjob from a hooker, a couple into scat, it’s always been the same level of amazing. I’m not the kind of voyeur who gets off to the shit sexually, I just dig it and figure that these Britney Spears will excite the voyeur in you, cuz if this isn’t some illegal stalkin’ shit, I don’t know what is, cuz I’ve been caught taking far less intrusive pics of sluts in their panties and shit didn’t go over as well as selling them to a paparazzi agency for a million dollars or whatever the going rate is, shit got me running as fast as I could from the cops and I don’t know how to fucking run.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Voyeur

2009

11

Nov

Audrina Goes Shows Off Her Moneymaker in Tight Pants of the Day

I thought Audrina was a retard, you know dumb as fucking shit, but at least she realizes that her body is all she has going for her and that it won’t last forever so she better work that fucking thing out as hard as she can to overstay her welcome just a little bit longer and the sad thing about this is that she’s got more to offer the world than I do, mainly because she has a pussy and a dream, usually a good combination to get things done and here are pictures of her in tight pants that show off where her legs end and that money making pussy of hers starts.

Pics via INF
And Pics via Bauer
And Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Gym|Tights|Workout

2009

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I still haven’t reached my goal, but I think the charity case who got topless for paypal donations on the site last week did, because I haven’t heard back from her and assume that it isn’t because she is humilkated by her whore behavior, making this site useful for at least one of us…but you never help me….but I’ll put the cry for help link up one last time…

FOLLLLLLLLOOOWWWW

And I’ll keep posting the rest of my stepLINKS because I have nothing better to do.

Joss is Smoking the Good Shit, and Hopes You Are Too
GO

THERE IS 100% a CARRIE PREJEAN SEXTAPE
GO

The 1987 Crystal Light National Aerobics World Champions
GO

The 10 Hottest Girls in Country Music
GO

HOW TO: Be Drunk Off Your Ass and Open Wine Without a Cork Screw
GO

Ashley Green is Lookin Hot in Maxim
GO

Exclusive Pam Anderson Upskirt Ass Shots
GO

If the Matrix Was Made in the Silent Film Era – VIDEO
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Today is one of Those Days That I Would Consider Boning Jennifer Aniston
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Some Rachel Bilson Hotness
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Lady GaGa is Almost Kinda But Not Really Fuckable When She Has Way Less Make Up On
GO

Rihanna, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Christina Aguilera is Always Looking Bonables
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Okay Rihanna is Lookin Much Better Here
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I Wish Audrina’s Camel Toe Would Come Out and Play
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Maxim Behind the Scenes with Stacy Keibler
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Cat Fight in the Ring!
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Katt Williams May or May Not Be a Criminal
(With 911 Call Audio)
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Salad Tossing 101 – VIDEO
(MUST MUST WATCH)
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Pink Dildo in an Awesome Pussy
GO

Sandy Summers is in Pink Fishnet
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jessica Alba Gets a Good Spanking in Her New Movie
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Heather is a Natural Redhead
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Will Lindsay Lohan Earn Extra Points If She Picks Herself in the Celebrity Death Pool
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Tiffany Wood is Nude
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Some MILFS Work the Camera
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Jayme Langford is The Hotness
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Victoria is Jailbait, But Whatever
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Blue Eyed Bikini Girl and Her Self Shot Slut Pics
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Tori Black is the Kind of Slut I Can Get down With
GO

Denise Milani and Destiny Daniels in the Hot Tub
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Jennifer Hurt is a Golden Girl
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Lucy Pinder and Eve Wyrwal Are Topless in Nuts
GO

Laura Siani is Making Me Think Dirty Thoughts
GO

Jennifer Lopez Really Doesn’t Want Her Sex Tape To Come Out
GO

Swollen Pussy Anyone?
GO

Sammy Sosa WTF??!?!
Serious this is Fucked!
GO

Kate is A-Ok With Me
GO

SUPER HOT MEGAN FOX LOOK-A-LIKE VALENTINE VAUGHN SHOWS HER HOT PUSSY IN A SWIMMING POOL (AND LOOKS LIKE MEGAN FOX DOING IT)!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Nov

Halle Berry Looks Like a Gay Black Dude of the Day

I don’t understand gay black dudes. They are for the most part more outrageous and flamboyant and fucking insanely gay than any other breed of homo. It’s like they dance, they scream, they are theatrical and pretend to be glamorous like they are Tyra Banks, and the whole thing is almost comical. Is it a cultural thing, or do they do it to not scare off white homos with their otherwise gangster dicks, or is it to prevent the other gangsters in their hood from killing them by assuming they are just little ladies or maybe it’s just because black people have more fun, but I just don’t get it. I also don’t get why Halle Berry looks exactly like a chubby gay black dude who let himself go…because she used to be hot shit and now she’s just the shit that comes out of a gay man’s ass peppered with cum.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Black Dude|Gay|Halle Berry

2009

10

Nov

Mariah Carey Wears a Harness of the Day

I hear that Mariah is trying to get pregnant so that people don’t ask why her gut is so big and she figures that in another 20 years, she’ll be able to use her kid to meet new potential husbands (yes that was a bad cougar joke, it happens), unfortunately her menopausal pussy is makin’ it hard for this grandma’ that woulda been if she followed her destiny as being a half black chick from the projects, instead of getting all into herself thinking she can have a career singing 20 years ago, to get knocked up, so she’ll just have to keep showing up to events in bigger and bigger belts to cover her fuckin’ shit up and strap it fucking in.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Corset|Fat|Mariah Carey|Stomach Harness

2009

10

Nov

Rihanna Thinks She’s a Supermodel of the Day

This is a pretty good example of a bitch who’s ego got a little too out of control….send her back to her garbage man father’s shanty, braiding hair for British tourists and ground her cunt behavior a little, it’s fucking needed, but instead they give her another record deal and a whole publicity tour because she makes everyone involved too much fucking money, only leading to her getting a bigger fucking ego than she already has, and bitch is already pullin out fashion show moves on the fuckin’ street so I think its gone too fucking far and there’s no turning back but it’d be nice to watch it all come crashing down….all over her fucking umbrella-ella-ella-eh.

Pics via Bauer
Pics via INF

Posted in:Rihanna|Supermodel

2009

10

Nov

The Dude from 3rd Rock from the Sun is Still Alive of the Day

Oh shit the dude from 3rd Rock from the Sun is still alive, but he should really cover up his beer belly, cuz that’s the kind of behavior that gets you arrested if you’re standing outside a preschool….or so I’ve been told…

The funniest memory I have of this show was watching it with my friend who thought she was so fucking hot and would make us all shut up at her parts. He thought her fat tits and really tall ripped body were the fucking ultimate and we’d all laugh at him cuz all I could see was biceps, broad back and a deep fucking voice that even watching him act like a chick made me feel seriously uncomfortable, because I’m not so open minded to trannies, they pretty much freak me the fuck out…not that you care…but I am posting the pics anyway…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kristen Johnston|Tranny

2009

10

Nov

Gemma Ward is Fucking Fat of the Day

I guess the pressure of being skinny has got to Gemma Ward and by Gemma Ward I mean her shoes cuz this model’s gone fat and the weight is probably pretty fucking abusive to her shoes and I guess to her career because she was a top model just a few months ago, and now he boyfriend probably doesn’t want to let her get on top for fear of getting choked the fuck out. Seriously, I don’t get how one eating disorder of starving herself went to the other eating disorder of trying to kill yourself with cake, but it did and I guess this is just another example of another one biting the dust, you know a bitch like my wife who led me to believe wasn’t a fat chick disguised as a skinny chick and I guess we should all point and laugh, but I’d watch out cuz she’s probably pretty sensitive about this shit, you know it is probably a soft spot, cuz she won’t be able to pull in the huge money she made herself and her management and they are probably pretty fucking mad about it. So here’s to hoping we will get to run into her working the cash at Wal Mart when all her money dries up. These are very exciting times…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Gemma Ward|Model

2009

10

Nov

Tila Tequila in Yankee Lingerie Pics on the Only Place that Cares of the Day

I am assuming Tila Tequila put these pictures up on twitter, the only place that barely cares about her because the people on the shit have nothing better to do with their time that read drivel about other people’s boring fucking lives, updated 50 fucking times a day, especially when the person you happen to be following was the original myspace fake celebrity, who the media ate up and gave a couple trashy TV shows to, because America is desperate and falling apart at the seams, but not quite as desperate as Tila Tequila because she knows no one gives a fuck about her anymore and that her ride from the top is going to be a steady fucking slope down and I’m happy about that…

With any downward spiral especially one of someone who was only famous because of her slut outfits and behvavior, this chessy trash whore is going to keep getting more and more naked, eventually ending up in porn or dead in one of her fans trunk who approached her as a “producer” interested in giving her work and her excitement that someone still cared made her forget a background check….

Here are those pics of her supporting the Yankees with her lame tits.

Posted in:Desperate|Lingerie|Tila Tequila|Twitter|Yankees

2009

10

Nov

Blake Lively and Her Whore Boots of the Day

This is my second Gossip Girl post today and I’ve never even seen the show, but I am thinking that maybe it’s time to start. Not because these useless celebrity chicks on the show are slowly winning me over with their long amazing legs, or because of the lesbian shit (see previous post) but because it is safe to say a lot of younger girls watch the shit and it’s nice to have something to talk to them about, you know having some common ground can lead to serious blowjobs, especially if you work as a substitute teacher….just something to think about while looking at Lively’s legs in some expensive street whore boots….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Blake Lively|Boots|Gossip Girl|Whore