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2010

17

Feb

More of Christina Aguilera’s Hot Little Body on the Day

If you read this site, you will know that I posted a few pictures of Christina Aguilera on set of her new movie, because I guess she’s an actor now, as acting doesn’t take much talent. She was wearing tight leggings and her body looked rockin, because I guess being in a movie called Burlesque means she strips down, not that burlesque stripping is really anything to get excited for, but we cal all hope Hollywood puts a hotter spin on it that the burlesque shows I’ve been to, where girls who dress like Betty Page and think they are in the 1950s, who you would assume is a lesbian and who is a solid 35 pounds out of weight humiliates herself in nipple tassels, trying to cocktease, when really just providing serious comedy….because hot girls don’t need to do that kind of song and dance to get laid….they can strip at real stripclubs or fuck rich guys who pay their way…like Christina Aguilera did and I am loving Christina Aguilera’s little whore body in tights…it brings back memories of jerking off to her ten years ago…good times.

And Some Hot Mom Camel Toe

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Body|Christina Aguilera|Hot

2010

17

Feb

Shauna Sand is Like a Silver Medal of the Day

The Olympics are going on and I thing Shauna Sand is channeling that with her choice in outfits by rockin’ this silver metalic shit that still shows enough cleavage to remind us she is a whore. I’m just not sure what message she’s trying to get across. I figure she’s either trying to say she’s not quite the best or the top of her game, but she’s still worth celebrating, or maybe she’s just saying she’s a fucking disappointment and can’t come in first because despite all her hard work getting plastic surgery everywhere on her body except her pussy, where she actually needs it, cuz shit looks dead and tired and needs a little refreshing, she’s still the first fucking loser….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Tits

2010

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

This site is a fucking money maker. Seriously ballin’ hard. Check out this email I got from an advertiser:

Congratulations!  You have generated a commission with the Affiliate Program.  Be sure to login to your account to check your accounting history and current stats.

Commission Amount: $1.00 USD

Great. Now I can buy the chocolate bar I’ve had my eye on the last decade but could never quite justify spending all that money on it, but now, I can. Dreams do come true. Today is just one of those days.

On a more exciting note check out this spam trap I got….

im 14 years old wanna play on cam. click this link to see me for free: credit card is for verification only. Put this on your username to
have a free access:

Right….now here are my stepLINKS….

Jessica simpson is Actually Alright When She Shuts Her Mouth and Looks Good
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Mischa Barton is Smokin’ the Good Shit!
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16 Entertainers Who Died In The Act
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Meet Hot Model Laura Petersen And Her Hot Pictures
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Because Doing Fuck All Tonight Isn’t My Idea of Getting Fucked
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Nicole Scherzinger is Lookin Hot at Carnival
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David is Seeking a Godess – VIDEO
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Dancing With the Stars Nip Slip Throwback
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“Lady GaGa Looks Like Something Kat Von D Birthed Out of Her Butt During a Nascar Party.
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Lohan is Bloated or Preggers, You Decide
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A Brief History of Pretty Much Everything – VIDEO
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Amateur Lesbian Threesome
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How About Some Christina Hendricks and Her Massive Fucking Rack?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gemma is in Lingerie
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SURPRISE! Tila Tequila is No Longer Fake Pregnant
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Changing Room Spy Cam
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I May Not Be Black But I Love Wu Tang Clan!
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Khlow Kardashian is Topless
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Tess is Tasty
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It Isn’t a Day of Celebrity Entertainment News Without Some Lady Gaga Stupidity
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Mmmmmmmm Check Out Adriana Lima
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Charlize Theron I Love You
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DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT, DIE
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Some Megan Fox, Just Because
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Hoes in the VIP – VIDEO
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And MORE Megan Fox – VIDEO
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Ke$ha and Her Man Face…of the Day
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Mena Suvari is Lookin Hott
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And That’s What Happens When You Lose Control of a Corvette – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Cameron Diaz Topless Throwback
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Irina Stripes Down
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Now THIS SHould Have Been a Skechers Ad – VIDEO
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Charlie Sheen’s Wife Looks An Awful Lot Like…Charlie Sheen
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

16

Feb

Some UK Hip Hop trash in See Through Pants of the Day

The UK is a funny place because when you hear a British person talk, you assume they are refined, classy, come from money, know about etiquette, and all that other bullshit that comes with sounding pretentious, but the reality is that the UK breeds some of the more serious trash out there. From Jordan Katie Price, to other garbage glamor models who look like their pussies smell like the cheese that trips off them, so I’m not too surprised seeing this bitch Tulisa from some band I’ve never heard of called N-Dubz showing off her fat ass in see thru pants and the only unfortunate thing in all this is that she was wearing panties, cuz I never turn down seeing a girl’s pussy no matter who she is or where she is from….

Here is their video that has 7,000,000 views cuz I guess they are a lot bigger than I thought…but it is still serious shit…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hip Hop|N-Dubz|See Thru|Tula

2010

16

Feb

Christina Aguilera is a Street Walker on Set of the Day

I always knew she was a whore, but it really solidified when I found out she married that really ugly dude. It was clearly not a marriage of convenience since he is Jewish and you have to work to convert to marry a Jews, like Ivanka Trump and it was obviously not a marriage due to his boyish good looks, I think the only justifiable explanation is that he bought her with all his money. Sure she had enough money of her own to last a few lifetimes over, but there’s no way that this was for “love” or not monetary, because it is impossible to fall in love with something you can’t stomach lookin’ at, but it is easy to pretend you are, for a paycheck, especially if you are a whore….cuz whores love fucking for money…at least that’s what I’ve learned from my experience with whores…which is relatively extensive but mainly on the low end of the spectrum, cuz 50 dollars a cum was always maximum budget…not that you care..

On a sidenote, the only good thing about Christina Aguilera taking up acting in this Burlesque movie, is that it will prove to everyone that acting doesn’t really take talent or skill and that they’ve just been fooling you all these years to keep their club an exclusive one…cuz if every idiot became an actor, none of them would get paid stupid money and the whole industry would go to shit.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Whore

2010

16

Feb

New Black Eyed Peas Video of the Day

Here’s some new Black Eyed Peas video where Fergie plays a robot in a metal pantsless outfit and I am not posting it because I like the Black Eyed Peas or think they are cool, or think that they produce quality. I met them over a decade ago before Fergie and they were normal dudes just getting wasted at a local bar after being an opening act to some obscure hip hop act I had free tickets to see, before they sold their soul to the devil and I have had very little respect for sell outs but realize having money is more rewarding than having integrity, but I do like Fergie and I have held her hand before her security tried to rip my arm off last year, and haven’t washed it since, but that has nothing to do with Fergie, but more to do with my bad hygiene.

Posted in:Black Eyed Peas|Video

2010

16

Feb

Nieve Jennings in Some Wedding Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know about you but the idea of “Wedding” themed lingerie is pretty much counter intuitive, and I don’t even know what counter intuitive means, I just know that there is nothing hot about getting married, and that no dude fetishizes about about his wedding night and that this little outfit is definitely designed for women to masturbate in, since we only get married when we’ve given up on life and figure we can’t do any better than the bitch we are with and are willing to accept that this is fuckin’ it.

Our wedding night is never the best sex of our lives, if anything our wives are too tired to really put out proper, foreshadowing what is to come. Not to mention the best sex of our life happend on vacation with this hot chick who happened to be on the resort and who was recently single and ready to spite her ex for cheating on her by giving a radom guy the best sex of his life for an entire week and little fucking compares to that….

Her name is Nieve Jennings, I don’t know anything about her, but I know her wedding fetish outfit is really fucking depressing

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lingerie|Model|Nieve Jennings

2010

16

Feb

Nicole Richie and Her New Mom Tits of the Day

Nicole Richie finally has the tits she always wanted and all it took was getting knocked up twice by one of the Good Charlotte sisters.

She went through being fat, being bloated from drugs, wearing push-up bras and nothing ever filled her awkward little body out properly, until she found pregnancy.

I guess it jacked her up with female hormones she was lacking due to developmental issues that she had thanks to being born premature to a Lionel Richie crackhead groupie….before being adopted and living the Orphan Annie dream.

She is coming to Montreal in two days, I think I should hire some crackheads to get some exclusive rape videos….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Nicole Richie|Tits

2010

16

Feb

Paris Hilton Still Obnoxious in Her Bikini of the Day

I guess the Valtrex isn’t working too well for Paris and she’s in the state of “Outbreak” because if she wasn’t, I’m sure she wouldn’t a pair thick white shorts with her bikini. She’s a public figure and thick yellow puss and blood stains is totally unacceptable.

The real annoying thing isn’t so much that Paris Hilton is in them, it’s that Paris Hilton is ALIVE in them. Seeing her standing on the bow of the boat like some kind of queen greeting her royal army to let them know the woman who’s honor they are defending, only she’s got know honor, she’s just a common whore who is even better than a common whore, because she’s from a seriously rich family that could have allowed her to be anything, from the top doctor saving Aids babies in Africa to a lawyer, engineer, artist, anything…only she chose to be a professional party slut with herpes and that is some pretty fucked up shit…cuz common whores usually only whore themselves in hopes an agent or rich Oil Tycoon comes along to change her destiny….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Paris Hilton|Whore

2010

16

Feb

Nina Dubrev is a Nice Little Slut of the Day

Here is some Bulgarian Canadian immigrant because Canada has very weak immigration laws and they let everyone, including me in.

She the American dream ny getting a job on Degrassi instead of training bears to juggle while balancing on a bals like all her ancestors before her did.

Now, she is on The Vampire Diaries, a show I will never watch, but that has strategically milked the Vampire revivial and I assume virgin losers everywhere are making her their new Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy girlfriend like they were 15 year old girls.

She is 20 and originally from a communist country, and like all girls from communist countries, she has big genitals, they just do it bigger behind the iron curtain thanks to genetic altering rationed bread to make them strong like bull, and big genitals are a fetish of mine. If the pussy doesn’t hang halfway down the thigh, I’m not satisfied.

I have no idea what I am talking about, but I do know she wouldn’t made a good mail-order bride, too bad she escaped and is now richer than all of us….cunt.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Black Dress|Nina Dubrev|Slut

2010

16

Feb

Gerard Butler on the Beach with Nicole Scherzinger of the Day

Gerard Butler, also known as the guy who plays Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend in the tabloids, because he made the bad drunken decision to fuck her one night, making her attach herself to him and forced the producers of their recent movie to make him pretend to be her boyfriend, otherwise she wouldn’t attend publicity events, making them lose out on millions of dollars, was on the beaches of Rio with Nicole Scherzinger, because like all British sex addicted rich people weirdos, he can never say no to trannies…..and Brazil is the new Thailand for UK tranny lovers….and Nicole Scherzinger is the new Rupaul when it comes to trannies. This dude really is at the top of his game.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Gerard Butler|Nicole Scherzinger|Rio|Tranny

2010

16

Feb

Some Teen Gets a Date With Maxim Model of the Day

I love that a geeky weird 17 year old kid who looks like he’s making a personal computer in his garage in 1982 can land a date with a Maxim Model and we can’t.

All it takes is a little drive and a little geeky weird 17 year old dancing like an asshole so that all the idiots around the itnernet watch the shit and think it is the funniest thing ever because they have the minds of retarded mice, if you know what I mean…

But no matter how basic an idea this is, you gotta give dude props, cuz despite lookin’ real non threatening, I hear he has an elaborate plan to rape and murder the bitch so she can never leave him.

Serves her right for meeting a dude from the internet.

Posted in:Maxim|Model|Teen

2010

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I made the mistake of taking 4 Benadryl’s earlier today because I decided I have a peanut allergy and was convinced I was going to go into anaphylactic shock after eating a peanut butter to see if I have a peanut allergy. Turns out that Benadryl can fuck you up, especially on a double dose. Seriously, I passed the fuck out and didn’t know if I was dead or alive, and now I feel like I am living on a cloud in a happy place, I am not sure if I am actually dying, dead or typing this, but I figure I might as well post my links in case I am actually alive. If that makes sense, which it doesn’t really have to, since everything in life is wonderful….for now.

Tila Tequila Miscarries Her Fake Baby Cuz She’s Insane…Please Suicide…Pull thru on this one….
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RIP Mother Fucker of the Day
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18 Douchebag Celebrities and their Douchebag Tattoos
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Marilyn Monroe’s Hottest Pics
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Because Your Valentines Day Was as Depressing and Hopeless as Mine Was
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As If We Needed More Proof That Heidi Montag Was On Her Way to Be a Porn Star, But In Case You Did, Here it Is
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Teenage Mutant Reservoir Dogs – VIDEO
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How Else Would Britney Spend Valentines Day?
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David Lynch’s Goofy Movie – VIDEO
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I See Paris Hilton’s Underwear More Than I See My Own. I Know I Don’t Own Any, But That’s Beside The Point
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Ahhhhhh Penelope Cruz!
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Phoebe Loves Her Dildo – VIDEO
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Blake Lively Nudes Coming in 3…2…1…
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The 30 Hottest Fictional Cheerleaders In History
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They Are Making a Dimitri the Lover Movie and Here is the Trailer
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Wrecking Ball Nails a Van – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Flavour Flav is Amazing and I Love Him
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Louise Glover’s Topless Pics Will Knock You Out
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Cherry is Masterbating on the Couch
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Aubrey O’day and Her Tits Celebrate Her Birthday
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I Missed These Photos of Lindsay on Friday, So Here They Are Now
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Hilary Duff Without Make-Up Will Make You Puke
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Mortuary Technicians Get In Trouble For Playing With Bodies At Work!!!
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And MORE Tiger Woods Drama
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….This has got to be a joke…
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Amber Valetta Gallery
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Molly Gets Her Ass and Pussy Licked – VIDEO
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A Little Amber Rose Insanity
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Random Photos to Wate Your Monday Night
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Maria Will Make You Smile Big Time
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25 Sweet Shaggin Wagons
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off on the Freeway – VIDEO
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Kittens Inspirsed By Barack Obama – GALLERY
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Who Cares What Megan Fox Says, Check Out Her Pics
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Kendra and Starrie Take Their Skirts Off in Public
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Bonus – Madonna’s Not Too Old or Botoxed for Dick Sucking Faces
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

15

Feb

Agyness Deyn Falls on the Runway of the Day

There was some fashion show that went down as part of NYC Fashion week that was meant to raise money for Haiti. Some popular UK model named Agyness Deyn was there doin’ her thing and she fell, which is really not a big deal or that interesting, but I guess when someone who is a professional model falls while modeling, that’s like a truck driver running over a van full of little kids, or a pornstar who gets aids, this is pretty much worse case scenario for them, and we get to see their panties…I am sure if you google her name, you will find actual naked pics of her, making this post a waste of time…

The funny thing is that Agyness Deyn falling wasn’t the biggest trainwreck to happen at the charity event, booking Kelly Osborne and her pig face was no matter how much weight she’s lost from Dancing with the Stars bullshit, she’s still vile.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Agyness Deyn|Falls|Runway

2010

15

Feb

Heidi Montag’s Big New Tits of the Day

This whole Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery bullshit brings up a valid argument. She says that she felt insecure about herself because all the blogs made fun of her, proving my theory that bullying works.

Everyone kicks kids out of school for picking on each other, when really our society needs that shit to grow balls, to have a spine, to be a man, to know your place in the world and to make the necessary changes needed to be all you can fucking be. Instead, they want kids to be raised to be little bitches on a level playing field, even though life doesn’t work like that.

I think attention whore Heidi Montag looks better than ever, which isn’t saying much. I still hate her and hope she fails or dies. I find her annoying and desperate and obviously not qualified to do anything, but I can respect that she’s balanced out her horseface thru surgery and turned herself into a cheesy insecure lookin’ whore you’d find in porn or at stripclubs, which is perfect cuz these tits will come in handy when she turns to stripping or porn, which I think is pretty inevitable for a broke, useless, attention whore latch on who has peaked with a loser troll boyfriend who is behind her insanity and here are the pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Tits