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2009

21

Aug

Kate Moss and Lily Allen Smoke Weed With Kids of the Day

I am all for getting high, gettin drunk and fucking in front of kids because I figure they are never too young to learn the good stuff life has to offer and I figure they are too young to realize what is going on Sure, I don’t smoke weed anymore cuz it makes me bug the fuck out and I don’t really hang with kids on the regular cuz my stepkids are grown up, but there was a time when I did smoke weed and I didn’t try to hide it from the kids, I’m sure I even encouraged them to do drugs, but I am not a celebrity so this shit is just irresponsible parenting, not that anyone ever thought that Kate Moss the drug addict who is never with her kid was a good parent in the first place, let’s just hope this gets the kid taken the fuck away from the authorities….and if the weed isn’t enough reason for that, then the fact she hangs with Lily Allen should be….cuz Lily Allen is fucking garbage…

Posted in:Kate Moss|Lily Allen|Weed

2009

21

Aug

Katie Price Shows Off Her Whore Panties of the Day

Katie Price, like a little kid who is excited he made potty for the first time, and feels the need to bring everyone in the fucking house to see his little shit floating around in the fuckin’ thing, expecting positive reinforcement from a couple asshole parents who are tired of changing fuckin’ diapers and annoying enough to celebrate the bullshit and tell everyone they know like we fuckin’ care, is showing off her panties because she’s so proud they haven’t disintergrated by the fumes of her rancid pussy, or maybe she’s showing us all her panties because she was court ordered to keep that vagina under wraps, or maybe she is showing us her panties cuz she’s tired of being called a whore, but I like to think it’s just a celebration that the things made it thru the night, when her sobriety clearly didn’t…..

Posted in:Katie Price|Panties

2009

21

Aug

Kurt Cobain’s Ugly Daughter of the Day

Here is the answer why Kurt Cobain blew his fucking head off. It had nothing to do with manic depression or drugs or even being murdered by Courtney Love, it was all anticipatory stress of what his kid would look like when she grew up, because he could tell, even when she was a baby that she had features any parent would try to ignore, but feel guilty for bringing into the world, like how Bruce and Demi Moore feel about Rumer. I guess she’s not that bad, because no one is as bad as Rumer Willis but knowing she crawled out of Courtney Love’s rancid dying pussy and still has remnants of it on her face and that is disgusting, unless you like rancid dying pussy, which I assume you do because you like any pussy, in which case, these pics are for you….they are also for diehard Kurt Cobain fans who think anything Kurt Cobain is quality and something they want to get with, touch or be around..because he’s the kind of dead musician people are insane about…and I guess that’s the only reason this twat gets any dick…

Posted in:Daughter|Francis Bean Cobain|Kurt Cobain

2009

21

Aug

Naomi Campbell Flases Her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Summer is almost over and I haven’t seen nearly enough bikinis, so this weekend I am planning on finding the nearest beach, where girls will be in bikinis and where I will be hiding in the bushes watching. People always ask me why I insist on hiding in the bushes because they find it weird and I tell them it is a lot less weird than masturbating in public, if anything masturbating in public is frowned upon and enough to get a motherfucker arrested so we keep it behind the brush like some Vietnam war vet reliving the days in the jungle. Not that I actually masturbate, my dick barely works these daysand these pics of Naomi Campbell in her bikini aren’t helping me, even though I love black girls and I love crotches, but what may help though is my friend who had some prostate issues has given me a Cyalis and apparently after taking that shit a gust of wind will make me hard for the next 3 days, which is either gonna result in some serious chronic masturbation til my dick burns off from the friction or someone is gonna get raped. I will let you know how it works out for me….if I don’t get arrested…

Posted in:Bikini|Naomi Campbell

2009

21

Aug

Kimberly Stewart is Not Dead but She Is 30 of the Day

I think I may be psychic because I was just thinking about this whore the other day, remembering a time when she was embarrassing herself everywhere she went. I figured she was dead and no one reported it because she is insignifcant, but I guess I was wrong and the real issue is why the fuck I was thinking about Kimberly Stewart…..

Sure she was an easy thing to laugh at cuz her dad is Rod Stewart and he was off touring the world and fucking models when she was growing up, you know too busy to spend time with her, leaving her forced to build a relationship with him by playing his CDs to fall asleep at night and pasting her face in pictures she cut out of the tabloids to put on her wall, like some obsessed fan and not like a little girl wishing to be with her daddy, but he alway took the time to have his assistant male off the check to make sure she could distract her enough from his absence.

So her daddy issues, as funny as they are, are not that much different than the daddy issues so many other girls I’d rather look at have. So I prefered her bird faced twat fading into obscurity. I didn’t miss seeing her spending her daddy’s money like a waste of space…an old waste of space because she was out celebrating her 30th birthday yesterday and here are the boring pics….

Rhys Ifans was there….you probably know him from jerking off to the Harry Potter movies…I know him as the engaged to…thanks to the make a wish foundation or something…but at least she was wearing a see thru shirt….cuz slutty behavior may explain how she tricked a celebrity into hanging with her….it all starts with the vagina….

Posted in:30|Kimberly Stewart

2009

21

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am really disappointed with myself. I was just walking the dog drunk and came across some teenage party because the parents are out of town kinda situation you see in the movies and I didn’t try to crash it and steal all their beer and tell war stories to teach them my interpretation on the meaning of life…instead I just walked by it like a miserable loser….not that being the 40 year old in the teenage part is seen as being the cool guy amongst other 40 year olds. You know the 40 year olds with wifes and careers and kids and mortgages, but who cares about those assholes, when any dude with a dick knows being the 40 year old amongst 18 year old pussy is fuckin awesome….even though the 18 year old pussy I saw was pretty low quality….


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Here are my stepLINKS….I am amazed I can do these so well despite how wasted I am.


Because It’s Still Sex If You’re Doing It Alone, I Guess
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Ryan Jenkins Was On MegaN wANTS TO Marry a Millionaire and Now He’S Also Wanted for Murder!
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Fat Man Freak Out of the Day
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Playboy’s 10 Lamest Covers
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Maybe Arkham Asylum Will Reaffirm Batman and Elevate It From The Piece of Shit It Has Become
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Oh for Fuck Sakes Does Heidi Montage Have to Ruin Something Already So Incredibly Shitty?
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Kerry Katona Fat Ass Nipple Slip
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I Wanna Fuck Anna Wintours Dead Body
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8 Things That Will Definitely Happen During Your First Week of College
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Striptease of the Day
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Courtney Love is Insane And I Love It
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Kelly Brook and Her Big old tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Audrina Patridge is Almost See Through
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Frieda Pinto is in the New Woordy Allen Movie
I Wonder If It’s About a Middle Aged Man That Molests His Step Aughter, Divorces His Wife Then Marrys Her
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Zeba is Definitely Worth Banging
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Ughh Lady Gaga is Such a Cunt
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Naomi Campbell is Open Wide
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The Ultimate girls From Spike Gallery
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Meet Aria Argento
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And Now, The Worst Idea To Ever Come Out of the 80’s
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Karate Student Beats Up His Master
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That’s an Alist Fisting Right There
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Carol Made Me Thursday Better
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Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Calendar
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Godess Of Godesses: Hannah Hilton…
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like a Glorious, Natural Beauty
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Victoria Silvstedt Topless Lingerie
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And The Blonde Goes Solo
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Oiled Up and in the Sun
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Ahy Hello Jessica White
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Electrified Chair Prank
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Come to Montreal and You May Just Meet These Girls
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Welcome to Route 36, The World’s First Cocaine Bar
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did You Know Twitter Never Deletes Tweets? Beyonces Cousin Sure As Hell Doesn’t
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Who Wants to Be a Youtubillionaire?
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This is How They Fuck in Japan
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This Movie About Shopping Carts Seems Kind of Awesome
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5 Videos To Prove That Spandex Is God’s Second Gift To Man
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Miley Was Born to Be a Money Making Whore
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Now THAT’S A Spectacular Ass!
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2009

20

Aug

Chris Brown is Trying to Piss Off Rihanna With Her Impersonator of the Day

If you want to piss of your “ex-girlfriend” who you are actually engaged to be married to, depsite the little hick-up you had the night she got you arrested for beating the fuck out of her in some kind of publicity stunt, that has drawn a lot of attention to you guys, but has forced you to not be seen in public together because it’s bad PR, so you figure you might as well milk the shit even harder and play a bigger prank on the public, you should hire your girlfriend’s copycat, lookalike, imposter/impersonater, cuz it’ll get everyone who cares and believe this bullshit stunt talking.

You know a whole… “OMG, Chris Brown had Keri Hilson in his video, Rihanna must be so fuckin’ angry, cuz Keri Hilson is constantly compared to Rihanna and even has short hair, I can’t believe all the drama, this is so amazing, I wish I had a life of my own to focus on, instead I just worry about this meaningless smutty bullshit trash” kinda thing….

Posted in:Chris Brown|Keri Hilson|Rihanna

2009

20

Aug

A Couple Old Whores Reunite for Dinner of the Day

If you’re wondering what ex strippers with fake hair, fake tits and used vaginas turned prostitutes who got paid to give the same old, rich guy a “Girlfriend Experience” as part of his company’s overall marketing strategy, leading to spin-off projects and lots of money in their pockets all for showin a little pussy lip, are wearing this season, the answer is the obnoxious pink dress….I guess to celebrate the color their vagina once was before getting into this whore industry….

Posted in:Bridget Marquartd|Holly Madison|Trash

2009

20

Aug

Sienna Miller’s Homewrecking Public Tits of the Day

The good thing about Sienna Miller is that she’s not one of those exclusive uptight girls you meet in the bar who claims she has a boyfriend before finding out you are rich, she’s more the kind of girl who has this modern day hippie attitude, who doesn’t mind sharing the wealth, where she gets naked pretty much every chance she gets giving all of us a glimpse into what we are missing, while bedding pretty much every man she crosses paths with in some kind of self-discovery bullshit that makes her pussy some kind of public park or adult jungle gym you’d find in the park and the only thing shitty about all that is the herpes, and I guess the fact that none of us will ever get a piece, because despite the diseases, she’s still easy on the eyes….

Posted in:Sienna Miller|Tits

2009

20

Aug

Cassie’s Crazy Hair of the Day

Cassie is Diddy’s fake girlfriend who he owns and who was in some nude pics a few months ago to promote her album and make a name for herself that good old fashioned whore way. She’s got stupid hair, which is too bad because otherwise she’s pretty fuckin hot, I mean according me because I don’t like my women to be bald unless on their pussy, so I guess the only person this shaved undercut shit really works for is hipsters who think it’s newage and futuristic and people with cancer fetishes, you know so that if you fuck her from the right angle it looks like you’re getting with a weak leukemia patient who is going thru chemo and that’s just fuckin’ weird…

Posted in:Cassie|Stupid Hair

2009

20

Aug

Katie Price Riding a Log of the Day

When the person working at the amusment park told Katie Price she should wait in line to ride a log, she jumped at the opportunity cuz riding wood is pretty much her favorite pass time besides getting ridiculous fake tits. When she realized it wasn’t that kind of ride, and not what she originally had in mind, she made the best of it by getting her new lover to rock her backend. I guess the beauty of having a retard baby for Jordan is that she can still fuck as much as she wants, wherever she wants, cuz the retard doesn’t know better, he’s a lot like having a pet dog….

Posted in:Katie Price|Log

2009

20

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her New Face Shopping of the Day

This is like a scene out of that movie Pretty Woman, not becauase Lohan’s lookin’ pretty, but because she’s lookin like a streetwalker who has landed a John dumb enough to give her his credit card to hit up the highend boutiques and buy herself something that makes her look presentable for all his upper class lawyer friends. Not only am I surprised that she still has money to buy all the expensive clothes she buys, but I’m also surprised at why her face looks like a Halloween mask and it’s only August, not to mention the boutique was nice enough to let her bring her Monkey inside to shop with her, which is a lot better than the store owners around me who yell at me when I bring my dog in, I guess because I’m not Lindsay Lohan and I didn’t star in a couple movies 5 years ago. Just another example of how life is unfair…..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping

2009

20

Aug

Politician Disses a Chick of the Day

I don’t follow American politics or really any politics because the government annoys me, especially after meeting a chick in a bar who is an event coordinator for one event that the government puts on once a year and gets paid 150,000 dollars a year and travels from country to country to see how the rest of the world put on their similiar events, staying in expensive hotels with expense accounts on top of the insane amount of money she already makes and bitch was laughin at me about it, cuz even she thought it was too fuckin good to be true, reminding me that taxpayers pay for that shit and I don’t really hang in circles where government employees hang out meaning hundreds of people probably have it better than this girl who thought she was scammin the world…when she was actually scammin’ all of you…

That said, this republican congressman made me laugh when talking to a woman who compared Obama to Hitler, cuz everyone knows she should be comparing him to Denzel Washington and because Hitler was less into healthcare and more into ripping people out of their homes with none of their possessions and sent to camps where they were tortured, tested on, and killed….a little less dramatic than introducing healthcare to a people who don’t like healthcare…….

Posted in:Barney Frank|Congressman|Nazi

2009

20

Aug

From the stepFORUM of the Day

There are titties on the Drunken stepFORUM which means shit is getting more ass than you are….maybe you should get yourself up on that shit and maybe it’ll lead to you getting tits in real life….

Speaking of internet pussy….I just signed up on a dating site for jokes cuz I am bored and this is what my profile reads….

About Me
Masturbating to online dating profiles. Dreaming of one day masturbating to the girl in the online dating profile in person. I am unique because I am into things people usually get locked away for being into and I like square dancing….

First Date
it would start with me alone on my computer masturbating to all the dirty pics the girl I am going on a date with sent me and would end with me masturbating on her. What we do in between really doesn’t matter.

I hope it works out for me….actually I don’t because I refuse to meet people off the internet…

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———Celebs———

HOT! – Sophie Howard & friends Naked for Nuts Mag (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston is absolutely stunning in Elle (sideboob)
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Leelee Sobieski out on the town with a ‘friend’
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Anne Hathaway gorgeous as ever on set of Valentine’s Day
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Hot! – Moran Atias – various modeling photos (some NSFW)
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini in Bora Bora
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LeAnn Rimes goes for a walk in a bikini top
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Jessica Alba – on set of ‘ Machete ‘
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HOT! – Jennifer Morrison – Teen Choice Awards (SFW)
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Carrie Underwood With The Troops at Fort Campbell
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Audrina Patridge Out with B/F in Hollywood
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HOT! – Ciara Christensen – topless in S Magazine (NSFW)
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———Random——–

Some Real Girls (some NSFW)
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100 of the web’s best self-shot teen pics
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Nice Drivin you Little Shit! (video)
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You got Photojacked, biatch!
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PEENUS FENGA PAPIT
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MadamMeow gives Espresso to Children!
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Douchebags – here is your God! (pic)
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Car Wash Fail (video)
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Beach Goodness
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Celeb Bobbleheads (some NSFW)
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White Trash tattoo
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Seriously, WTF?
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You Can Thank Postmoves for THIS!
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I am – Random Link of the Day – Click ME!
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I am – Random Link #2 – Click ME!
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I KNOW YOU WANT THIS – you cheezy fucker
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———E-books———

Global Warming For Dummies
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Marvel Zombies Vol.2
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Maxim – September (Mila Jovovich)
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Jedi: Mace Windu
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PC Pro
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———Audio Books———

Born to Run
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Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
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No Country For Old Men
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———Sleaziness———

Twitter My Shitter!!
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A DSF Member ‘s Tits
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JizzBomb – Katie Kayne.
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Street Ranger:Naughty Neighbors
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Pisces Gives Us some Ams
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Festival Boob Flash!
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Lezley Zen – Boned Milfs
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Selina 18 Fucks On The Stairs.
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More DSFers Tittays
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Which One of these Would Be the Best Lay?
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Street Ranger:Brooke’s Bugs
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More Ams By Pisceschef
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what barn you were raised in, but where I come from, people share the best links they find from around the internet with each other…..actually where I am from, they don’t even know what the internet is, but I am assuming that if they did, they’d share the best links they found that day with each other. True fucking story…….


Beyonce and her Cunt Security Bully People in Croatia
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Brooklyn Decker Topless In GQ Magazine
(And Looking Like a Man)
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The 9 Hottest Florida Hoes
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Because the Only Thing Better Than a 4 Letter Word is a 5 Letter One
And the Best 5 Letter Word I Know is Pussy
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Jon Gosselin is a Cunt, But I Kind of Gotta Hand It To Him
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Now THIS is Bowling!!!
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Personally, I Would Have Punched the Waiter in the Face – VIDEO
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Dancing With Clubbing Cardio
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Lily Allen is See Through
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Renee Zellweger is Fucking Boring, But I Would Bang Her
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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25 Hot Chicks Giving You The Finger
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Britney is in a Bikini on Letterman
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Striptease of the Day
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is Getting Charged With Manslaughter
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Jeff Goldblum is Bangin Young Chicks And I Want to Know His Secret
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Let’s Gang Bang Sienna Miller
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Meet Michelle!!
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Jenna Dewan Needs to GEt Out of My Dreams and Into My Car
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Victoria Beckham in Tight Jeans
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Oh Dear Lord, Please Give Me This At 2:00 am When My Dick Is Hard As A Rock
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Trace Cyrus is a Dumb Little Cunt and I Wanna Punch Him Out
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Why Hello There Giovanni
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Revenge is Painful Btu Oh So Sweet
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Amateur Lezzies Get Down
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Kayden Kross is Masterbating and Wants You to Watch
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Ciara Christensen Photoshoot
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Lovely Gallery of Facials
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Give Your Pussy A Thorough Rub Down
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Penny Cruz Bikini Throwback
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Lily Allen Topless Throwback
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Sunflower Hottie
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Sluts on Video Make Me Smile
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I Love Me Some Kate Beckinsale
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Miss Tarington is the Shower
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Because You May Lose All You Money in Vegas But At Least Theres Lots of Babes
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Brooke Hogan is Looking Rough
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Quentin Tarantinos 20 Fave Movies From the Last 20 or so Years
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And That’s Why You Don’t Buy Condoms From a Vending Machine
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WHOA!the choreographer From So you Think You Can Dance Raped 4 Chicks, Possibly More
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And More of a Babe Masterbating
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I Hate Baseball But This Kid is one Lucky Son of a Bitch
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5 Reasons You’re Not Dating Smarter Women
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Except for All Her Money, Jessica Simpson is Bad At Life
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