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2008

15

Apr

I got Jungle Fever For Montana of the Day

Her name is Montana and she’s some big breasted whore of a black chick, who wears sheer tops and tapes her nipples so that she can keep her outfit PG and not get dirty looks when at the store buying her illegitimate baby some formula.

The truth is that I am hooked on black girls right now, in my life I’ve got none because they tend to hate me and my ignorant ways and because I’ve never lived in the suburbs where middle class people of all races and culture mingle at block parties, in schools and at the mall, but I am from the gutter where all races and cultures hate each other and run from each other or get killed by each other over stolen bikes and $5 worth of crack.

The point is that I went to the strip club and fell in love with some 19 year old Naomi Campbell dark, tall, glamorous girl who told me she was classy. I wrote the story yesterday but can’t get the thought of her YouTube worthy ass shake out of my head. I pretty much live on the internet so everything I see reminds me of the Internet. It’s depressing but not as depressing as finding out that most guys don’t like the booty shake dance and just find it played out, but I’m not one of those guys. That shit hypnotizes me and for some reason black girls do it best. I guess it has to do with having a natural rhythm, like they are genetically coded to understand drums and chants because it’s been a huge part of their culture while running away from lions, Rhinos and all other African Safari animals like the AIDS virus and famine.

I guess this girl Montana may not be all about her ass, like my girl was but that’s probably because she’s stacked and likes to focus on her good parts but she is definitely a step-up/stomp the yard from that other Montana who Disney created and who hasn’t even been in puberty long enough to have tits.

Posted in:Jungle Fever|Montana

2008

15

Apr

Kristen Bell’s Sex Scene in the Forgetting Sarah Marshall R-Rated Clip of the Day

I woke up after 3 hours of sleep wondering why my wife never wants to fuck me. Sure I’ve got the whole impotency issue and there was a time she wouldn’t keep her slimy hands off of me forcing me to reject her and tell her how gross she was repeatedly until bitch understood the magnitude of what her obesity was doing to me sexually, but every now and then, my ridiculous sexual obsession and “Always Down to Fuck” attitude gets the better of me and she rejects me. I don’t know how often you’ve been rejected by girls, but there’s something really destructive to one’s confidence and self esteem when a bitch who you don’t even want to fuck turns you down when you’re willing to close your mother fucking eyes and pretend you are slamming a Sea Manatee or someshit.

So after waking up and forcing myself to shower off the dirty thoughts I had about my disgusting wife I came up with a rant about how when you first get involved with someone the sex is retarded and never ending, then one day it all stops and not because you want it to, but because they want it to and it makes me wonder why they stick around or why I let them stick around because instead of having trouble walking from having my penis owned, I have trouble sleeping thinking about how the fuck I am going to break into her box, despite how scary the shit is. I feel like I am like a fucking David Blane motherfucker trying chained upside down and dropped into a tank of hungry sharks lookin for the magic button that will turn the box on long enough to get in and get off and get the fuck out so that I can pretend it never happened.

Either way, here’s a clip from Forgetting Sarah Marshall that was just emailed to me where Kristen Bell has some stupid sex, trying to be stupid funny, in a stupid movie that is going to be a stupid success because the public is stupid and because Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell are the stars and they are stupid hot.

Posted in:Forgetting Sarah Marshall|Kristen Bell|Sex Scene

2008

15

Apr

Miley Cyrus Lesbian Fantasy of the Day

I’ve seen other sites run a Lesbian Fantasy post where they throw up a picture of two hot chicks hanging out together at random events in some kind of photo op and I decided to jump on the bandwagon.

Here are some pictures of Miley Cyrus grabbing onto some chick who has luxurious fuckin’ hair. It is so glorious and coifed that I just can’t seem to take my eyes off her highlights. Sure she’s got a little facial hair going on but beggars can’t be fuckin’ choosers in this situation and with a scooping unbuttoned shirt, I can look past that shit. I love the gutterslut prison tattoos left on her hand as a memory of her shower scene lesbian gangbang with prison guards and the other rough lookin’ women, because I know that means she knows how to have a good time. I just wonder where Miley would meet this kind of woman, you’d think her parent’s and God wouldn’t approve,

I am surprised that they are out in public together, touching each other the way they are. You know if that was an older man with a 15 year old girl, the police would be up on that motherfucker in about a minute. I guess there’s a double standard when it’s an older woman with a younger girl, but the real issue is what goes on in the bedroom. I know that Miley is a girl of God and doesn’t let men up in her like she was Jamie Lynn Spears, but I was convinced she just took it in the ass instead. God doesn’t get mad if you technically stay a virgin, but I guess she’s taking that virginity shit serious and instead just masturbates with older women. I guess it’s a lot more wholesome and pure.

Yeah, I can admit that this post totally bombed. I slept 3 hours, I am sick and making excuses for this disaster of a post.

Posted in:Billy Ray Cyrus|Lesbian Fantasy|Miley Cyrus

2008

15

Apr

2004 Hometown Hottie Brittany Lee Gets Her First Big Job Being a Slut of the Day

This is a Maxim Hometown Hottie winner from 2004 named Brittany Lee doing some “modeling” work for Hustler Lingerie and by modeling work I mean showing off her retarded fake tits for their photoshoot because every other stripper was too busy giving lap dances to make the appearance and none of the other strippers have the prestigious Maxim Hometown Hottie title to go with their fake tits, so Brittany Lee was pretty much the only choice.

I always made fun of the Maxim Hometown Hottie contest, not because I think Maxim is a piece of shit magazine, but because the girls in in are pieces of shit. I think all these hometown hottie girls grew up with dreams about being a Maxim covergirl as they jealously watched their boyfriend’s flip the pages of Maxim. Then one day, they noticed that Maxim offers everyday hot chicks the chance to be in the magazine and they get all excited with the hope that they will make it into the shit, it will be their big break and important people will find them and offer them work. They will be famous and they’ll get half naked to make the world see just how great they are.

What you end up having is a bunch of attention craving sluts going up against each other to win the championship of attention craving sluts delusional about how important to the world they are and convinced it will lead to bigger things.

I guess that concept is pretty genius on Maxim’s part and deserves a high five for finding willing, free and slutty half naked girls to feature, but unfortunately for the girls, the second the issue comes out, everyone forgets who they are because no one remembers a slut’s name, they just aren’t that important, but if their tits are big enough they can land classy work modeling Hustler Lingerie. I guess the next step for this Brittany Lee bitch’s career is the Heidi Montag Heidiwood catalog…or the gutter..which ever comes first.

Posted in:Hometown Hottie|Hustler Lingerie|Maxim|Video

2008

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I made a lot of enemies this weekend as I set out to do. I don’t remember much of it but I know that I brought some people down a couple notches because I hate seeing people have a good time. I am an asshole and for some reason kept thinking how good it would have been if I videotaped the whole thing… instead of trying to write it and remember it. I could be the next Alex Trebek or some shit, but with strippers and drunks. The truth is I don’t have the boyish good looks to make me look like like I’m just an asshole for good times, but instead look like some alcoholic on some kind of rampage that belongs institutionalized.

I guess it doesn’t matter….but I’d like to apologize to the stripper who I told was too fat to get naked for money and the other stripper who I asked if she was going to slap me with her dick if I got a private dance with her because she was a little too tough to be a girl. Unfortunately, they were crackhead strippers and probably don’t have a computer or even a place to call home…

Here are my links:


Marilyn Monroe’s Got a Sex Tape She’s a Celebrity Sex Tape Pioneer
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Miranda Kerr’s Breasts Are Perfect
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Global Warming Isn’t So Bad Afterall
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Kristen Bell Lookin’ Hot in a Photoshoot
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Alicia Keys Hates White People, And Looks Good Doing It and By Good I Mean Not Very Good…
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J.K Rowlands Tit Slip Was Saved By a Grab
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Looking At These Sluts Now This is About As Close As You Will Get to These Sluts
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Hide Your Stash in a Ford Truck, Just In Case
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Some Sexy Chicks Play Ball
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If It Will Help You Get Laid, It’s Worth IT
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America’s Next Top Whore
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Anna Barros Gallery
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Some Beauty Pageant Pics for You to Make Love To Yourself With…
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Amy Winehouse Is Gonna Make a Fine Parent
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Ashley Simpson Possibly Knocked Up?
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Fine Girls to Fuck
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Vagina Workshop
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Get Yourself Some Webcam Sluts to Do Webcam Things For Free
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When Did Kate Beckinsale Get So Hot?
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Heidi Montag Launches Her New Classy Clothing Line More Pics
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Find The Best Porn on The Net
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Man, 2 Live Crew Needs to Do a Reunion Tour
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Hot Bikini Ass Video
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Tube Top Pilates
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Penny Lancaster is Topless
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Jedi Baseball. Two of the Most Loser Things You Love Rolled into One
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Now THATS What I Call a Running Outfit
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Rock of Love – And The Winner Is….
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Crotchless Pants??
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Some Russian Sluts to Start the Week Off Right
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Leah Stands Around in Her Undies
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Marissa Miller Showing Some Cleavage….
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How I Long for the Old Days
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Some Amazing Full House Outtakes
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Dr Phil Has No shame Whatsoever
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Veronica Zemanova Has Got Some Big fucking Cans
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I’m Trying to Teach You How To Fuck
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Some Columbian TV Star Named Ana Karina has a Shitty Sex Tape
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Some 18 Year Old Girl Fights With her Mom About Going on a Date With Someone She Met on Myspace
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Some Weird Pussy Beating Video
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10 Greatest Moments in Pussy Punching History
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UK Slut Lucy Becker Naked Photoshoot
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Girls Making Out After a Mud Wrestling Match
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Some Italian Porn Star Running for Government
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Some Weird Lap Dance Party I Wasn’t Invited To
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Amazing – This Married Chick had an Affair with her Married Father….
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Some Spring Break Girls in Their Bikinis
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Some Dental Product Erotica
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Jodie Sweetin from Full House Has Had a Baby
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Kim Kardashian Is In Love With Herself
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Girl Takes a Whole Lot of Pictures in From of the Mirror in Various States of Undress
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Some Flexible Chick Showing Off Her Body
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More of Her Being Less Flexible but More Naked
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Some Baby Mommy’s Vagina
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Some Girl and Her Tits
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Some Latin Chick Shows Her Vagina and Nipple
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FROM THE FORUM

The Office (US) The Complete Series
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Foxboro Hot Tubs From Green Day
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Flexible?
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Guys: Shave?
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10 000 Maniacs
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The Kinks Thread
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That OTHER Zappa
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Big, Giant Titties
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Some Vintage Stuff
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Courtney Love
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

14

Apr

Anna Kournikova is a Jock Running a Marathon of the Day

I like girls who work out and have prison tattoos it reminds me of the army, not that I was ever in the army but I like to pretend I was when crawling through my neighbors window to steal his daughter’s panties. It’s makes the whole experience so much more fun, because I know he’s down on his luck and would sell me the shit if I just offered him a couple of bucks or some of my old empties, but the truth is it’s not as exciting as putting on war paint and a pair of cargo pants to really feel like my life has a purpose and that I am on some special operative sting.

Here are some pictures of Anna Kournikova showing off her fit body and prison tattoos while running a triathalong an that is a lot better than looking at a lazy Kim Kardashian sitting on her fat rich ass. Truth is that I am pretty envious of anyone who is even capable of walking up a flight of stairs without throwing up from exhaustion, like my wife usually does and soon I will be doing, because it turns out after living with someone for a long time, you pick up their disgusting habits, and my wife’s got a whole barrel of fucking disgusting that will lead to my early retirement from this life, unfortunately we won’t be having a party with a golden handsake, maybe just a golden shower all over my tombstone. I guess I have a lot in more in common with Kardashian than I thought….

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Jock|Marathon

2008

14

Apr

Avril Lavigne Getting Hot and Heavy in the Park of the Day

I am a fan of public sex and apparently so is the rest of the world. There’s a whole lot of porn coming out with people getting it on in public and even the most wholesome chicks I talk to tell me stories of them sucking dick in public bathrooms or even in parks late at night. Now I have never had much public sex because it wasn’t trendy back when I was having sex but I am totally not against it. It’s actually one of the reasons I lurk around the city at night hoping to find some good action, but that’s just because I can’t afford a TV and prefer my porn to be some real life shit I’m spying on that some staged shit I come across on the internet, I guess part of me just wants to be invited into a couple’s bedroom to really get a feel for how things go down.

The good news is that Avril Lavigne and her boyfriend/husband/ teenage rebel are giving us a taste of what goes down between them in the bedroom, but I don’t call this public sex, it’s too fuckin’ tame, dudes just groping her a little because she’s probably getting her period and her hormones are all out of wack and it’s the only time of month she has tits worth grabbing. Unless I see him slipping it up her skirt while she sits on his lap like good public sex, I’m calling this lame, but a good try to be naughty, hope it sparks something in their sex life, because they got married too young and she’ll be bored of fucking him in about a minute, that’s when she’ll start banging her band members again.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Public Sex

2008

14

Apr

Heidi Montag’s Clothing Line is Called Heidiwood of the Day

I don’t really know what the deal with The Hills is but I do know that none of the bitches on the show are hot enough to fuck. They are all a bunch of average at best lookin’ girls and have no fucking business being on TV. I guess to be fair, Roseanne, Darlene from Roseanne, Grace Under Fire and Rosie O’Donnel have all had really successful TV careers, but I guess they never mistakenly took that success as being some kind of sex symbol.

So here’s Heid and her fucking loser pretend boyfriend, with her pretend tits and her pretend success that came from a pretend show, showing off a line of clothing called Heidiwood, which isn’t a pretend tacky name, and isn’t pretend ugly, and will only be worn by girls who don’t pretend they aren’t sluts, but actually embrace that shit and flock to anything that requires a bikini wax to wear.

This is on some on some neon g-string cat suit level that is the same quality as anything sold in a sex shop, worn by a stripper or on a porn set, it’s the kind of shit that gives you a rash when you put it on, but the good news is this time the rash isn’t caused by another herpes outbreak. Let’s celebrate!! Too bad no one is here to give me a dozen roses to make me feel good on my special day.

Posted in:Clothing|Heidi Montag|Heidiwood

2008

14

Apr

Pink in a Bikini of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Here are some pictures of Pink in a bikini and I am tired of saying she’s a man, or she’s done a good job tucking her dick into her bikini or that it’s really funny whenever guys dress up in their girlfriends bikini while drunk on the resort or some shit…..

The truth is that Pink is not a man, she’s just ugly, and the only thing she’s got in common with a man is the fact that she likes licking pussy. She’s got pretty much no sex appeal whatsoever but I am sure she’s quite the hit in the lesbian bars because she’s obviously a fuckin’ bull dyke.

She can’t trick me with her lesbian lover who looks a lot like a dude, the pregnant man who was on Oprah ruined it for all the transgendered people out there, and we are onto you motherfucker. I was at a bar this weekend and some hipster weirdness in a pair of sparkley leggings and a maternity shirt was in the bathroom next to me. I called him out on being the pregnant dude from Oprah and he didn’t laugh he just looked at me in a way that screamed no matter how long they fight for their rights to be themselves, there’s still going to be a drunk Mexican dude to shit on them and the fruity way we dress.

That fact that she’s trying to look dainty and girlie in a bikini to prove that she’s the girl in the relationship doesn’t help their case. We’ve all heard her sing and normally when girls sing well it turns me on, because all I think about is that girl singing angelically in the bedroom and whenever I see a girl rockin’ a mic, all I think about is how it would be so fun to shove it up her ass while she’s sucking me off, but then again I always think about shoving things in girls’ asses when they’re sucking me off, it’s kind of a problem.

Unfortunately, when I look at Pink, the only thing I think about is clenching my ass so she doesn’t shove weird things into me and when she busts out in song with all her raspy feminist angst anthems, the only time I am willing to bring that into the bedroom is if I am trying to convince a hot lesbian that I used to be a chick and that this thing in my pants is just an over-sized clit, which is usually a pretty easy fucking sell because penises don’t come this small and because straight guys don’t listen to Pink. You should try it out.


The paparazzi are cocksuckers and are trying to take me down just as hard as they took these pictures of Pink that I had to take down because they are assholes but you can find them HERE

Posted in:Bikini|Pink|Slut

2008

14

Apr

Sienna Miller is Showing Some Tit on the Beach of the Day

Sienna Miller looks like a girl who likes to fuck, but then again so do most girls, but that’s just because I am a pervert and look at the world through my own kind of rose colored glasses where every girl I come across is a total slut in my fantasies and love taking it from every angle. It makes life a lot more fun to live, which is something I need because pretty much all other aspects of my life are some kind of sick joke that God’s playing on me, not to mention that even my rose-colored glasses view on the world has a serious downside and that is that none of those sluts are getting with me.

Speaking of sluts who aren’t getting down with me, here are some pictures of Sienna Miller running around on the beach and in the ocean like some kind of girl on vacation because she has made enough money to keep her out of having a normal 9-5 career where she has to sleep with her boss to get a raise or even a career stripping, but the good news is that she’s still doing the whole getting naked for money shit, just on a hire pay scale and in the movies so that she can easily convince us that it’s her craft and not using her body for profit, not that it takes any convincing for any of us because we like looking at it.

The truth is that all girls should take her lead, there’s really no purpose for bikini tops, it’s just some conservative American formality that takes away from my fun. They just get in the way, they leave annoying tan lines like some kind of Playboy Model, Pornstar or slut from the 90s and hide a natural tool used to feed our offspring that we should be celebrating. Covering them up isn’t giving them the justice they deserve, it’s some oppressive shit and the truth is that they are often more interesting to look at then the slut they belong to so if there’s one body part you shouldn’t be allowed to show off, it’s that ugly face of yours, so wrap it up like you’re in Muslim country now and show me your motherfucking tits, like Sienna Miller’s doing…..

Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller|Topless

2008

14

Apr

Sarah Silverman Sings With her Vagina and Ass of the Day

Everyone finds this bitch hysterical and I don’t see the funny in what she does, what I do know is that her shoulders are so fucking broad she probably didn’t land much cock growing up and that’s why she’s overcompensating, kinda like the funny fat kid in the back of the class who makes everyone laugh so he always gets invited to parties instead of made fun of and left in the corner where he belongs, and sometimes the hot chick decides to fuck him when she’s wasted because he makes her laugh.

I was never that guy because I am not funny, I am just an asshole and that usually makes one other asshole laugh while just hurting the feelings of person I am making for of and that doesn’t get you invited to the parties, but this isn’t about me, what it’s about is Silverman.

This is her stupid act that involves her disgusting vagina and ass singing along with her. It is harmless and would go over huge at a frat party meaning that you’ll probably like it because you are a loser. I always thought girls thinking their pussies having a mind of their own was kinda cute, but the thought of Sarah Silverman’s ass or pussy makes me think scary things, that don’t involve singing but do involve a weird alien creature crawling out of the shit like some kind of miscarriage gone wrong and grabbing you by the dick and forcing you inside.

I know you really like the idea of an ass and pussy talking because in your fantasy they are convincing their host to give you a shot, an while you’re in there they give you words of encouragement as to just how good of a job you are doing. When the truth is that if Vagina could talk, they’d all be begging you to stop poking them there and screaming for help while the woman they belong to is passed out in the back of a cab and you’re taking advantage of the situation. You’re such an opportunist and I guess I have no choice but to respect that.

Posted in:Ass|Sarah Silverman|Song|Vagina

2008

14

Apr

Hilary Clinton is the Coolest Presidential Candidate of the Day

I am going to admit that I don’t know anything about American politics, what I do know is that the American economy has gone to shit, that the Iraq war has killed a lot of people, has cost a lot of money and has been spun in a way to make it look like a warranted war, when in reality the story doesn’t really add up to me and reminds me of the time I caught my girlfriend at the time cheating on me. She’d always have these outrageous stories like Weapons of Mass destruction and I kinda just believed her before landing a serious case of the Clap, which is when the evidence was so clear to me that I had to dump her, despite how hot her tits were or how good she was at riding my dick.

I will say that I don’t think a woman or a black man will get elected because the country is filled with racists and traditional misogynists who would rather keep their women in the kitchen than running their country which is probably the same reason why women weren’t allowed to be fighter pilots because of their periods about 10 or 15 years ago.

What I do know is that Hilary Clinton is double fisting her drinks like a college girl about to get naked for Girls Gone Wild and if that’s not fuckin’ sexy then I don’t know what is. Maybe I am biased becaust the truth is that I can only land drunk chicks, so this is like the prelude to me getting laid, but at the same time I like how she’s not scared to down a fuckin’ shot of Whiskey.

I guess the whole election is a little more real than it has been in the past, you got bitches drinking, old republicans talking about going to strip clubs and cheating on their wives and I don’t know shit about Obamam but can assume he’s done his fair share of seedy shit, but that’s just because I have preconceived notions of black people loving to have a good time. It’s not my fault, I’m not racist. I blame hip hop.

Posted in:Hilary Clinton|Presidential Race

2008

14

Apr

Britney Spears and Her Car Accident of the Day

Here are the Paparazzi trying to relive the glory days of when they killed Princess Diana because it turned out to be a huge story people are still talking about today that made them lots of money. Only instead of running after the royal family in England, they are running after America’s royalty, which in this case is Britney Spears. I know that’s not saying much about the USA but it’s what people care about and what better way to get pictures they can sell for millions, than to run the bitch off the fuckin’ road since in their insane European paparazzi ways while using their native European languages and stupid accents with their broken english,

The truth is that everyone is freaking out because she had a bit of a car accident that didn’t leave anyone hurt and her car is not even that fucked up, and everyone is talking about how she shouldn’t be driving, or whether she was under the influence or whatever, but no one is saying a thing about the harassment that lead to the car accident proven in the number of assholes with cameras that are on the scene before the cops even get there.

The paparazzi are fucking psychopaths, they don’t even have work visas and are the equivalent of migrant workers cleaning out hotel rooms in California, but those migrant workers get deported but for some reason the paparazzi aren’t getting deported but are instead trying to shut down my site while trying to kill Britney Spears and I pretty much hate them.

Posted in:Britney Spears|car accident|Paparazzi War

2008

14

Apr

Rita G and Her XXL Video Shoot of the Day

My computer is running like shit, which is kinda to be expected since I got it for 40 dollars 2 years ago, but I’m still posting today, even if it takes me a long fucking time to do it. I guess it doesn’t matter, what does matter is this Rita G video shoot for XXL magazine. Rita G is the hot chick from the Kanye video you all jerk off to when watching MTV between episodes of The Hills.

I don’t read XXL magazine cuz I am not Urban enough and by Urban I mean black or a white kid in the suburbs who thinks I am black. I do however have jungle fever now and it all started last week with Serena Willams in a bikini, not because it brought back my first memories of the zoo as a little immigrant kid, but because it reminded me that in all my sexual conquests I have never got a chance to experience a black girl.

I never really investigated why this has never gone down, I think it’s gotta do with the way I look, the size of my little penis and maybe my fear of black girls because they look like they’d hurt me if I got out of line with them. So I’ve never pursued them, I’ve never been in their circle and never really had a chance to even socialize with them.

This weekend, I went to my local stripclub and this tall, thin, hot dark skinned black girl with an insane body was on stage and I was hooked. I told her she was the hottest girl in the place and all she wanted was me to pay her for a dance. I had no money but I did cross paths with her on the way to the bathroom and she was talking to her friend about how her dress got stolen and how it was a 400 dollar Liz Claiborne. She was running her mouth off about how she doesn’t fuck around and that she’s not like other strippers and is classy but will still kill this other whore, so I decided to chime in and said “I thought all strippers were classy, where I am from getting naked for money and letting guys grab your tits for money is considered high society, but then again I am one step away from being homeless and I haven’t changed my underwear in 4 days”.

As she stared back at me like she was going to kill me with her fake Chanel earrings shining back at me, I realized that she didn’t find my joke funny and either did I, but she wasn’t charmed by me and needless to say, I have still never got with a black girl.

Posted in:Ass|Rita G

2008

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess it’s Friday, that’s what everyone’s telling me. I really have no concept of days since I just sit on the computer everyday and it all looks and feels the same but I guess that means I should take my getting drunk to the next level because I don’t plan on posting here tomorrow and can afford to wake up in the gutter in my own vomit.

I plan on sleeping, sexually harassing girls on the internet and possibly something else that I haven’t quite figured but will probably involve me sitting, since it’s my hobby. I know you don’t care about reading this and strippers are waiting to be paid ten dollars to let me put my magical typing hands all over their tits and that’s just what I am going to go do.


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And Now….Here are my links:


Fergie is a clown you want to fuck…
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Some Lola Luv to End The Week Off Right
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Megan Fox Topless Girl on Girl Fight….
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Some More Pictures of Carla Bruni Naked
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Ingrid Coronado Panty Upskirt Video
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The Best Part of Your Weekend Right Here
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Create Your Own Podcast
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Get Sex, It’s Fun
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A Nice Karolina Kurkova Gallery
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Sexy Webcam Time!
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More Over the Hills
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This Slut Might Be Your Daughter and I Might Have to Teach Her a Few Things about Being a Slut
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And Now, Some Haitian News…
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Britney May Be Getting Another Reality Show
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Paris Hilton Is Having Trouble Finding a New Best Friend
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Parents of the Year
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Find Girls to Fuck
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Vanessa Minnillo is Still Alive and Worth Fucking
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I Just Don’t Get Madonna
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Vanilla Ice Got Arrested Again
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Some Hot Japanese Chick Flops in a Pool
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Ultimate Hot Chick Competition
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Get the FUCK Off My Car…Get it?
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Pristine is Pristine
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Cameron Diaz Should Have Been a Zooligist
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Scary Spice Topless on the Beach
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Find Porn Here
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Making Cents
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Happy Birthday Alessandra Ambrosio You Pregnant Slag….
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Broads and Guns
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More Real Girls You’d Want to Fuck
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Nikki Brooks is a Whore
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Miley Cyrus Needs to Calm Down
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Furthermore, WTF Is Going on in Her Bedroom?
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Anna Tatangelo Give Guys Boners
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Stacy Dash is 42 Years Old and Lookin FINE!
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2 Girls Showing Their Tits Together
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My Kind of Political Announcement
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The Bitch From Weeds is Back on the Market
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Pics from the Hooters Bikini Contest
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A Couple of Slutty Sisters
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Some Amateur Chick Masturbating Video
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Some Sofia Loren Vintage Nudes Worth Lookin’ At
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WHOA NELLA! You slut….
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Some Guys Huge Breasted Chick Naked and Cummed On
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Some Hot Booty Compilation
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Some Tanned Bitch Modeling Her Micro Bikini Video
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FROM THE FORUM

The Breeders
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How Do You Deal with a Hangover
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Weird Fetishes
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The Megas
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Timbaland
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Nina Simone
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Stevie Wonder
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Gianna Michaels
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Sara Stone
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Cheney and the Naked Woman
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Interpol – Our Love to Admire DVD EP
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Gomez – In Our Gun
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New Order – Substance
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Interpol – Mammoth
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Liz Phair Bootlegs
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Karen Ann – Self-Titled
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Mariah Carey – Unplugged
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The Gorillaz – G-Sides
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The Shins – When You Land Here
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It Winks
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Stacey Dash Nipples
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Snakes on the Mofo plane!
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Anatomicallt Correct Lamp
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The Boobies
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Erotique Feels Herself
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Random Slut
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A Bunch of Sluts
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