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2011

18

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the latest stepNEWS….news that is on the news but that isn’t news because it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of the world…but it does showcase the real idiots of the world…or at least of America and that’s always a good time…I guess…

Police Officer Attacked by Cow
A Hickory Creek police officer is out of the hospital after getting attacked by a cow.

Man Bites Dog, Sues Police
A 33-year-old man who bit back after he was caught by a Phoenix police dog is suing police.

Pre-Teen Condom Site Causes Furor
Philadelphia’s new campaign to educate young teens on the dangers of sexual activity has sparked some hot debate around town.

Caught on Tape: Mom Has Child Steal Purse
A shocking case out of Wilmington, Del., shows a child forced to steal and it was all caught on video.

Houston Dad Accused of Letting Baby Eat Pot

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2011

18

Apr

Shanay Hall In a Hot Fashion Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Shanay Hall and she’s not black, despite her name…

I don’t know much about fashion, but if this is what it’s about, I’m tempted to pull a Bruno, fag out and trick these bitches into thinking I’m important enough to try to convert to heterosexuality via coked up blowjobs to advance their careers..Imagine the blowjobs…these hungry models give while taking out their hunger, sucking up any nutrients, even if it is only 10 calories of semen…..Amazing…

I’ve never heard of this model, Shanay Hall, but I need to see more of this bitch, cuz when she’s a half naked and sexed up dominatrix for fashion…I’m sure she’s a few steps away of spreading her pussy for fashion, you just need the right gay guy with connections and a vision there to convince her….It’s amazing what bitches will do to get noticed…it’s like they are all whores or something…how could that be…LOL….

Yes, I just LOLed. It was to represent irony. I just don’t know what irony means. Maybe it was meant to represent sarcasm. Who knows, it’s early. fuck you…

Posted in:Shanay Hall

2011

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am scared of the US Government….That’s all I have to say about that…Big brother is watching….It is totally unsettling..and I’m not even American…Crazy world we live in…

Anyone else drunk, farting, slurring their words, yet incredibly coherent in their minds?! Or am I the only one?

Here are my stepLINKS

Lohan Never Looked THis Good
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Brooke Mueller is Totally Fucked Up On Drugs
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SLutty Teens Being the Whores You Know they ARe
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Halle Berry Amazing Tit
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Audrina Patridge’s Hottest Bikini Pics
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Shows Off Her Tits And Black Bra
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Spend the Weekend With Chicks That Aren’t Your Mom
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Indian Hotties With Hotter Bikini Bodies
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Kate Upton Super Cute In Her Underwear
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Adele: “I Projectile Vomited On Someone”
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Take a Vacation with More Sluts Than You’ll Be Able to Fuck
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Bob Barker Looks Like a Fucking Zombie
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Two Girls Eat Each Other Out in Public
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Snooki and the Crasiest Wrestling Cameos
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Sexy Toys For Sexy Times
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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Body
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Courtney Cox, Just Because
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Some Rachel Bilson
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Jessica Simpson: ‘My Breasts Get Me Out of Parking Tickets’
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Taylor Swift Says She Will Never Pose Nude. Cue Naked Photos of Taylor Swift Surfacing in 3…2…1…
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Autumn Riley Gets Us In The Friday Spirit
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Anna Schilling – Anthropologie Lingerie
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Jamie Hammer Has Some Big Tits
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All Signs Are Pointing to Sarah Palin’s Youngest Kid Is Really Bristol’s First Born
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Tasha And Her Friend Get It On
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“Nirvana Fans Are Sluts” Is What A New Survey Has Taught Me
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Looking Hot
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Orgasm on the Fucking Machinev
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Candice Swanepoel Hotness
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Hipster Girl Looks Like She Shit Her Pants
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Ana Beatriz Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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World’s Worst Entertainment Reporter
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Inga in Fishnets
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Yeah I’d Bang Susan Lucci
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Check Out Jenna Presley
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Cindy Crawford Likes to Fuck and She Doesn’t Care Who Knows It
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Alison Brie Drops Some Serious Cleavage On Jimmy Kimmel
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Jennifer Hudson Shows Off Her Saggy Tits
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Say Goodbye To Online Gaming As Feds Take Over Poker Sites
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

15

Apr

Jessica Lowndes in a See Through Dress of the Day

I guess this 90210 bitch is trying to find a way to solidify her careera nd get noticed and make a name for herself by drawing attention to herself cuz she knows that one day soon, the public will catch onto the scam, and realize that 90210 the Next Generation is the worst fucking thing to happen to TV, and even though we get that there’s hours of digital channel space to fill, there’s no excuse for this shit, we’d rather watch infomercials, or locally produced cabel access, or anything but the low grade Aaron Spelling old man cum shot of an idea to make his daughter relevant revisited a decade after his death….it just makes no sense..but her dress makes total sense…even if it only to distract from that horse head long face…Enjoy…


Jessica Lowndes
Jessica Lowndes in a See Through Dress of the Day

I guess this 90210 bitch is trying to find a way to solidify her careera nd get noticed and make a name for herself by drawing attention to herself cuz she knows that one day soon, the public will catch onto the scam, and realize that 90210 the Next Generation is the worst fucking thing to happen to TV, and even though we get that there’s hours of digital channel space to fill, there’s no excuse for this shit, we’d rather watch infomercials, or locally produced cabel access, or anything but the low grade Aaron Spelling old man cum shot of an idea to make his daughter relevant revisited a decade after his death….it just makes no sense..but her dress makes total sense…even if it only to distract from that horse head long face…Enjoy…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2011

15

Apr

Something’s Wrong with 125 Magazine’s Spread of Day

Here’s a little game I want to play….called what’s wrong with this published picture…It’s from 125 Magazine, which I assume is some fashion bullshit that gets girls naked cuz they are perverts and realize that it’s easier to get a bitch naked if you mask it as art/fashion/high concept…and not just getting a bitch naked on camera for the sake of getting a bitch naked on camera…which is not the point of this post…the point is to ask you what’s wrong with the picture…you have an infinite number of guesses cuz I’m not really paying attention to your answers, shit’s more on a rhetorical kick…cuz I’d rather be drunk…but think it through and you’ll be pleasantly surprised, pervert….

Posted in:Naked for Fashion

2011

15

Apr

Selma Blair Pregnant Tits of the Day

Selma Blair’s got PREGNANT TITS! Too bad I have to hit google to try to figure out who this bitch is…cuz before pregnancy, she hardy existed, now she’s everywhere…

I hate being excited about PREGNANT TITS but sometimes I like to take the role of the affair when looking at bitches who were once flat chested before getting knocked up like dirty little domesticated whores, you know the whole look for the positives, like the fact that you can’t knock them up when they are already knocked up by someone else, and that you can nourish yourself off their milk filled tits when you couldn’t before, making them a self containing community you only have to escape from the natural disaster that is childbirth as it ravages pussy and body….

Most of the time, I like my bitches barely able to get pregnant…so this is new to me…

Posted in:Selma Blair

2011

15

Apr

Shauna Sand Looking Amazing of the Day

Shauna Sand is not a big part of my life…but…I am just amazed by a big part of her body…her pussy…

I don’t think that makes sense, but I’ve seen her Sex Tape in action, actually I was the first to leak it to the internet, in her quest to be famous, or at least more famous, than being some stripper dressed slut who was once in Playboy who is probably going to have some really fucked up kids when they grow up, you know thanks to her mom fuckin male prostitutes on camera to really solidify her position in the entertainment world and the whole thing is so weird…but not as weird as her fucking plastic surgery ravaged face…


To See Her Sex Tape – Follow the Links
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Posted in:Shauna Sand

2011

15

Apr

Phoebe Price Showing Off Useless Tit of the Day

I still haven’t figured out what Phoebe Price does and why that doesn’t include starring in a sex tape….I mean she’s a real fucking bottom feeding attention seeker and that’s what they fucking do…but for some reason…all this old lady with a red pussy does is get in a bikini or put on a dress showing off some tit and the paparazzi get fired up and snap pics…making me believe that someone’s getting paid off in a seriously way…

Posted in:Phoebe Price

2011

15

Apr

Kirsten Dunst Covers her Pussy When Leaving the Gym of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kirsten Dunst leaving the gym, covering her cunt, cuz she knows that it smells like death when she doesn’t work out, so god fucking knows what’s going on down there now, but it is something that probably shoulda been taken care of in the gym lockeroom, before hitting the streets, but alcoholism and drug addiction doesn’t come stock with rational thought. Which reminds me, why the fuck am I posting this, when I should be drunk..

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst

2011

15

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow Ruins Leather Pants of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow can single handedly ruin leather pant fetishes on a global level when she slips her boring, unattractive, awkward shape body into a pair…what the fuck is she thinking, oh right that she’s a princess cuz her daddy always told her she was even after he called all his industry friends to give her a fucking career…bullshit.

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2011

15

Apr

Katie Price is Ridiculous of the Day

Katie Price isn’t dead…..even though she should be….

Here’s some pictures of her looking fucking ridiculous. Reminding us that she’s some trashcan piece of shit pushing 40 who could better spend her time raising her retard baby instead of acting like a fucking retard…There’s nothing hot about a bitch with stupid tits who acts like a gay man, who thinks pink flowers is glam, and who looks like this, it’s almost like she deserved the retard baby. For being the worst human possible. Karma.

Posted in:Katie Price

2011

15

Apr

Eva Mendes Not Naked of the Day

Here are some pictures of Eva Mendes not naked, despite nudity being the only reason she gets gigs…you know the go to hispanic bitch who gets naked cuz it’s better than stripping…at least it pays better…and allows her to pretend she’s important in the world…in magazines and shit…instead of the bottom feeding trash most strippers have to deal with being…when they aren’t too high on coke that brings a confidence that they think they ARE the celebrity of their club while leaving shit stains on light colored jeans cuz they are trash with bad hygiene…nothing worse that coke fueled stripper ego…it’s like does bitch not realize she’s a fucking stripper…Motherfuckers.

Posted in:Eva Mendes

2011

15

Apr

Katherine Heigl in Some Fat Dog on Dog Porn of the Day

INCEST!

Here are some pictures of Katherine Heigl reminding us that she’s fat, lazy looking and quite possibly the fattest pig in barn…the pig who’s fat uninteresting tits aren’t spectacular enough for my pervert ass to ignore the rest of her, unless of course she was sitting across from me in the park, in which case she’d be good to go, but I don’t like admitting that to myself. As far as I’m concerned and as long as she’s in pictures, she’s the fucking worst…

Posted in:Katherine Heigl

2011

15

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the news that isn’t really news…but that I know you want to know about…because you think it intellectualizes your masturbation…keeps you up to speed on useless idiots doing useless things that end up on local TV…as you click on tranny porn link….and by you I mean me…as I write this site to myself and not to the one or two perverts who end up here from searching “Dick Farts” on google…yes it amazes me that half my traffic is refered by google from Dick-Fart…..that is the real stepNEWS….

Another toddler given sangria, not juice
A 2-year-old boy was accidentally served sangria instead of orange juice at a central Florida Olive Garden and was taken to the hospital.

Online Dating and Sex Predator Risks
A southern California woman says the man she met through match.com raped her. After a second date with the man, he allegedly followed her home, walked into her apartment and raped her.

Child Takes Pot to School, Mom Arrested
A mother is out of jail Thursday night after marijuana was found in her daughter’s book bag at a daycare in Norcross. Ten bags of marijuana were found in the 5-year-old girl’s bag as she was boarding the school bus.

German President Pelted With Eggs
German President Christian Wulff shrugged off an egg attack by a lone assailant Thursday, saying it was the price of having the common touch.

Pastor accused of having sex with minor
The youth pastor at a church in Brooksville was arrested Tuesday and is accused of having consensual sex with a 17-year-old girl, according to the Brooksville police.

Fetish Website Paid For Beatings
A fetish site is facing a lawsuit after paying homeless men as little as $25 to be videotaped while women whipped and punched them, leaving them with bruises, a dislocated jaw and broken ribs, The St Petersburg Times reported Tuesday.

Dude Goes To Jail and Is Listed as a Sex Offender for a Youtube Video – What a Fucking Joke….America is So Backwards….It’s a Fucking Joke….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Getting drunk alone on the computer is always fun, especially when you get to wake up to all the new friends, conversations, and paper trail you left behind trying to entertain yourself while your wife, your first choice in miserable entertainment while drunk in the cell you call home, cuz there’s cuz she’s circus-like and the space isn’t big enough for other choices, wasn’t there to make you feel like the lazy loser you clearly are….if you know what I mean…which you do. Cuz we’re in this together…

Here are the morning links…

Slut in a Short Pink Skirt
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The Sexiest NHL Playoff Hotties That Aren’t Actually Players, They Just Bang Them
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Free Cam Shows to Finish This Week Off Right
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TThe Entire Country of Isreal Hates Justin Bieber
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Twitter Slut Does the Splits
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Hot Body Blonde in a One Piece
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Busty German Rubs One Out
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Sluts Have Some Fun Experimenting With One Another
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Blondes Versus Brunettes – The Ultimate Battle
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The TSA is NOw Searching and Drug Tesing 5 Year Girls. WTF
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