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2012

02

Jan

Jade Olivia’s Wizard Loving Vagina in Some Bikini Pics of the Day

Jade Olivia is really named Jade Gordon to those who went to high school with her, before she took her good looks to the groupie level and decided to work her vagina onto the penis of a weird looking dude in Harry Potter….only to leverage that into a role in Harry Potter, you know climbing that ladder the only way a whore knows how….and I’m totally fine with that…because without prostitution, I’d be a very very very lonely man…

She’s in a bikini, drawing some attention to herself living the good life on by the pool… because letting a little wizard magic wand inside you is a lot better than working the cash at Walmart….something she’d possibly be doing if she wasn’t spending his money…Truth.

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2012

02

Jan

Riahnna’s Bikini is See Through of the Day

If you look close enough to these pics you will see Rihanna’s shit stain of a nipple….and I think if you look really close you can see her dick…cuz that’s just the kind of woman Rihanna is….one who doesn’t mind showing you her genitals in a discreet way because it taps into her teen prostituting that made her this huge billion dollar empire she is today….and some say underage hooking is bad….those people are just uneducated…and don’t realize it can reach such great things like taking a gully bitch out of the gutter and bringing her to the 5 star hotels she used to dream about fucking john’s inside….

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2012

02

Jan

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Yesterday was the best day of 2012. Let’s see what happens today….New years eve is always a yawn…overhyped and underdelivered so I decided to go to bed before midnight since I drink all day and everyday….I figured it’d be an ideal time to not drink….so in keeping up with my resolution to drink earlier in the day…So far it has been a success….because I chose something that won’t disappoint and that I can’t fail at….

Rally Car Jump Fail
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Armie is Sexy as Hell
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Solid Porn
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The 40 Most Buzz-Worthy NFL Cheerleaders of 2011
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Firework Nutshot Fail
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Free Cams to Help You Start the Year Off Right
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The 10 Hottest Fashion Pictures from 2011
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Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Porn Sucks…
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The Superficial’s Top 25 Moments of 2011
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These Sluts Are Drinking Each Other’s Squirt – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts. It Doesn’t Get Much Better
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2011

31

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I was going to do some top stories of 2011 posts to fit in with the mainstream media….like top bikini, top cleavage, top viral video, top pussy definition in tight pants, top bloated uterus, top whatever I could find and spin into an awesome story for the people, so that I can sit and sip cocktails to ring in 2012, our last year on earch, we’re all gonna die……but I got lazy, it seemed tedious and I figure you all can do it yourself by clicking the archives and scrolling….I’m sure they aren’t that good….but I’m sure the stepLINKS are….so click them….

Happy new year trash….

Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens and Maria Menounos Wore Bikinis
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This Chick is the Korean Adele or Something
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Live Web Cam Sluts to Help You Ring in the New Year
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Toy Trucks, Because I Know You Are an Immature Asshole That Likes Kids Toys Anyways – VIDEO
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Sexy Patty Wants to Play Patty Cake With You
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5 Weird Things Dudes Do with Their Dicks
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The Top 100 Hottest Porn Stars (Right Now)
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WTF is Vanessa Hudgens Wearing?
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Laura V is a Slutty Bikini Model and I Like It
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Weekend a Whole Lot More Sexy
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Lindsay Is Suing To Get Out Of A Lie
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Amateur Shows Off Her Amateur Tan Lined Tits – VIDEO
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The Hottest Sports Babes of 2011
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Kelly Clarkson Needs to Keep Her Fat Ass Out of Political Discussions Cause She Doesn’t Know Shit
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Mr.Skin’s Most Skinportant Nudecomers Of 2011
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Jessica Alba’s New Year’s Body
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Katy Perry to JWoww: Celebs Round Out Year in Teeny Bikinis (PHOTOS)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is FantASStic
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Ashton Kutcher Has a New Slut
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Best Local News Bloopers of 2011 – VIDEO
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How About Some Drunk and Frisky Sluts – VIDEO
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One of the Fattest Chicks in the World Used CRACK to Help Her Lose Weight and Here’s the Story
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Slutty Pic Dump Right Here, Let’s Go!
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Angelica and Aletta Are Your Girl on Girl Fantasy of the Day – VIDEO
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Were You Naughty Over The Holidays? Here’s a Spanking! – VIDEO
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Sandy Shine Has One Hot Body
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Ani Lorak is All Sorts of Sexy
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Gotta Love a Leggy Babe in a Dress
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Candice vs Rosie vs Blake – SHOWDOWN
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Dayana is Just Too Damn Hot
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I Wish Everyone Would Stop Saying Snooki ios Skinny Because She Isn’t
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And More Girl on Girl Action
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Kristen Bell Will Get Naked in New Show
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Yup, Ali Larter Is Still Rocking A Hot Mama Body
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Bang Bros
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Karisa Shannon Porn is Some Dirty Shit
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2011

31

Dec

Stacy Keibler and Cindy Crawford on the Beach but Not in Bikinis of the Day

Stacy Keibler’s finally hanging out with the cool kids…provided you are in your 40s and thing Cindy Crawford and the dude who knocked up and married Cindy Crawford are the cool kids….something I think Keibler is pretty proud of…you know paparazzi on her at their Cabo cool kid in their 40s compound….drinking drinks on the beach…not getting in bikinis….cuz cool kid 40 year olds like to cover up the damage from child birth…it is the cool thing to do…and all she had to do was give her vagina to George Clooney….sleeping you’re way to the top is amazing competitive advantage for girls….and I wish I could actually sleep my way to the top cuz I’m tired as fuck….and need more money…

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2011

31

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some shit going on in the news…cuz the night before the New Year….that’s exactly what’s on your mind and little sluts…in mini skirts everywhere…drunk and horney aren’t distracting you from that want….you fucking loser….

FL Student Suspended For Wishing Bad Karma On Facebook
Allie Scott, a Florida teenager was suspended from school for a Facebook post wishing bad karma on another student.
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Woman Uses Facebook For Kidnapping Rescue
A South Jersey woman was at risk of being forced to perform acts of prostitution to pay off a debt, but used Facebook to get help from authorities.

Man Tries To Steal Cash Register, Runs Into A Problem

Headstone falls on girl at cemetery
A 7-year-old girl has suffered serious injuries, including a broken femur and an open wound on the shoulder, after a large headstone fell on top of her at a Lowell cemetery.

Police: Slain Women Linked by Craigslist Ads
Three of four women recently found dead in Detroit car trunks had promoted themselves as escorts through the same website, police said Monday.

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2011

30

Dec

Rihanna Bikini Pictures to Ring in the New Year of the Day

Rihanna is in Barbados, frolicking around in a bikini, pissing off the locals because she’s done nothing for the island except leave shitty tips when the people she went to school with serve her cocktails on the beach, or pick up her used maxi-pads off the floor of her white person hotel room…….

I know people from Barbados….they all hate the bitch…and it probably isn’t because of the way she looks in a bikini, or the way she molests her little brother, or the way she got famous through being a hooker…but it very well could be…

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2011

30

Dec

Hilary Duff is Ready to Drop of the Day

Hilary Duff is fucking hot when pregnant…I have no idea what’s going to happen when the first child rips her fucking insides out, leaving her with a prolapsed anus, 50 pounds of excess baby weird, a stretched apart stomach…but I do know she’ll be good for fisting.

Anyway, take all this Hilary Duff in, cuz based on the size of her she may have the new year’s baby…..a job I always wish I had…but never did cuz my whore mother got knocked up 4 months too late….

2012 is both the end of the world and the end of Hilary Duff’s vagina….

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2011

30

Dec

Eva Herzigova for S Moda of the Day

Here are some pics of Eva Herzigova in some photoshoot showing a little titty in bra….I prefer seeing her nippled NIPPLE THROUGH FABRIC IN A GENTLE AND ROMANTIC SEE THROUGH …..or IN HER BIKINI …..or FLASHING PANTIES … or NAKED IN SOME RETIRED SUPER MODEL SHIT ….but I’m posting these anyway…

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2011

30

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the night in a bowling alley…drinking cheap beer served by a huge woman I was surprsed was capable of leaving her house….touching dirty balls and fascinated by the 16 year old half black chick who was pregnant and ready to drop, just as hard as she was ready to break faces…she yelled at her friends….hit her stomach so hard I thought she was doing some gutter bowling where she uses her fetus as the bowling ball…only to have in bungee back and climb home into her twat….but instead there was a lot of spitting, yelling, swearing and for some reason erections….in my pants…cuz knowing a kid’s coming into a broken home and has no chance brings me great joy….but not the kind of joy spending my last two dollars on a lottery machine only to lose brings…some of us like winning, I happen to like losing….

Here’s some shit going on around the internet…

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Let’s Start Things Off With a Blazer Jump
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Who Was 2011’s Hottest Athelete Babe?
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Free Cams Make Your Life a Little More Sexy
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The 28 Hottest Girlwatching Stories of 2011
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Jersey Sluts Don’t Pump Gas
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Jennifer Corliss is Squatting and I Like It
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BEST OF 2011: Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Serve You the Way You Need to Be Served
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Emo Slut Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Gallery: Kim Kardashian Next to Cars
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Karisa Shannon Porn is Some Dirty Shit
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2011

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a new pick-up line for facebook…

You take a nice photo – I may have to print one up and take it out to dinner and a movie before fuxking it into a mound of papier mâché that I will sculpt into glorious art….

I have a new pick up line I use in bars….

I wanna fuck your throat so hard you lose you voice and can’t perform at your telemarketing job…..you lowlife pic…

I also tried this one

You are so beautiful, like a priceless piece of art I want to role up and shove up my ass until I get a prostate triggered orgasm….

None work….I’m destined to be the lonliest, most sexually unsatisfied married to a fat chcik guy in the world….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Katy Perry’s Dumpy Body and Fat Tits are Single
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Lil Kim’s Album Cover Maes Me Wanna Fuck a Poodle…While It’s Master Watches
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Lazy Dog Eating
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Naomi Watts Bra in Harpers Bazaar
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Angela Simmons Bikin TOp
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Why Sinead O’Connor Probably Shouldn’t Have Married A Drug Counselor
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Epic Meal Time Brunch of Booze – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts, From Me To You
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Biking on a Ledge With a Death Wish
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Jenna is Getting Sexy on the Bed
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A Video Collection of Six Teachers Behaving Badly
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Alison Brie’s Most Risque Looks
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Rihanna is in a Bikini on Vacation Again
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Someone Tried To Set LMFAO On Fire
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Kelly Brooke is a Sexy Christmas Slut
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Free Cam Shows, They Will Keep You Busy
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The Weirdest O Face You Will Ever See – VIDEO
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Lingerie Football League: The 40 Hottest Players Ever
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Michael Lohan Is Sick In More Ways Than One
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Italian Model Sara Tommasi No Panty Upskirt
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Guess Who’s Banging Zoe Saldana
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Alessandra Ambrosio Reveals Bikini-Clad Baby Bump (PHOTO)
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A Whole Collection of 2011’s Looking Good Sweethearts
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Elsa Hosk is Stunning
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Gotta Love Drunk and Frisky Girls
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Don’t Be THAT Person: The 10 Stupid Mistakes People Make On New Year’s
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These Sluts Are a Winning Combination
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Porn Star Bella Donna is in a Documentary – VIDEO
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Jessica Lynn and Alektra Blue Are Getting It On
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This Blonde Teen Has One Sweet Pussy
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Marisa Miller’s Ocean Drive Sexy Photo Shoot
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Hipster Gal in a Big Hat
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Maria Menounos Bikini Pics From Miami Beach! OW!
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Who Ordered 2000 Beers?! – VIDEO
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Some Rosie Huntington Whitley, Just Because
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Hey There Captain Idiot – VIDEO
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Your 66 Fave Babes of 2011
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Santa’s Lil Helper – Destiny Monique Arredondo [Pictures]
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Beyonce’s Pillow Baby Will Be FedExed Early
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Claudia Galanti Can Suck Some Balls. Just A Guess
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Elle Fanning Jailbait for Teen Vogue
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Maria Menounos Bikini
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Rita Rusic Has Some Heavy Tits, Here The Are
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Biggest Red Necks Ever
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Denise Milani, Black Spandex Bikini And Big Tits.
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Kimora Lee Bikini
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Yaaaay For The American Justice System
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Why Owen Wilson Is A Great Man…
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LaMichael James Is A Pussy
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Best Toy Truck Ever
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I Really Want To Fuck This Bare Ass…
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Vanessa Pudgens One-Piece
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Chyna Porn Freaks Me Out
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Sneezing is the New Planking
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THE BEST PORN
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2011

29

Dec

Maria Menounos’ Hot Greek Bikini Body of the Day

Most Greek Bitches I know have fat asses….while Maria Menounos has the kind of fat ass I want to fuck….She’s like the Hollywood Greek along with Jen Aniston…you know the one they pull out of some anal sex party and say

“hey we need more greeks in hollywood, but we don’t want actual greeks, they are hairy and have fat asses, but you’re the exception to the rule, let’s put you on Friends and you….you get put on Access Hollywood alongside Mario Lopez…yeah the guy from Saved by the Bell..yeah we know….it’s humilating, but at least you’ll be the hot one and you won’t be forced to work at your dad’s restaurant/diner or fast food spot all greek people seem to own…and trust me…the anal sex is far superior in Hollywood….all the men are bisexual and learn from the best faggots”….

Here she is hot in a bikini….

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2011

29

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens is Fat and in a One Piece Bathing Suit Under Overalls of the Day

When fat and forced to go to the beach – you have limited options – one of them being to not go to the beach and to lock yourself up in your hotel room eating ice cream and french fries and cake from Room service and the other is to suck it up, put on some sheer looking thing and wear a pair of overalls to cover your recent weight gain, cuz you’re not quite fat enough for the one piece with the skirt bottom and a bed sheet to wrap around the whole thing, making you look like a piece of furniture, but you are too fat to look good on all founrs in a two piece…even though I think everyone looks good in a 2 piece…

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2011

29

Dec

Rihanna’s Booty Does Twitter of the Day

Finally, Rihanna’s as black as she wishes she could be…..and that dumpy ass flat ass and no titties on her curvy light skin has some actual booty and pigment…sure it is in the form of a shadow but anything is progress for her to not the pathetic excuse for a black girl she is and every black person hates about her sell out, untalented, bullshit self…That’s the story I heard….

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2011

29

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is amazing….especially around the holidays…it really gives perspective on all things Christmas….

Canadian Tourists Find Severed Leg In Florida
A group of Canadian tourists made a gruesome discovery outside the home they were renting for the holidays: A severed human leg had washed ashore.

Mothers Hold ‘Feed-In’ At Target Store
Some mothers in Pittsburgh staged a “nurse-in” at a local Target store after a woman in Texas was asked to move to a fitting room because she was breastfeeding her baby in the store.

Mom and son suing Orlando Walmart Over Assault
An Orlando man and his mother are suing retail giant Walmart. Justin Ohle and his mother Paula say this all stems from a disagreement over a television.

Cops look for serial flasher in Boston
Police are looking for a man they say exposed himself to passengers riding on the Blue Line and Red Line on Christmas Eve.

Colorado Man Goes On Car Crashing Rampage
A Colorado man was set off and started ramming parked cars and attempting to run over strangers.

Incredible Dashcam Video Of Stolen Police Car
A Michigan man took off in a police cruiser while he was being placed under arrest for operating a meth lab in a hotel.

Boston is America’s ‘Drunkest City’
Boston ranks first out of 25 cities when it comes to not knowing when to close the bar tab.

Crocodile Attacks Lawn Mower
An Australian crocodile attempted to devour a lawn mower at a park

Jilted Arizona Wife Runs Over Estranged Husband
Mesa police say a woman ran over her estranged husband with her Jeep because he was cheating on her.

AZ Mother Arrested For Holding Kids At Knifepoint On Christmas Eve
A valley mother is under arrest, accused of holding her two children at knife point — and it allegedly happened on Christmas day.