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2011

30

May

Pink is Ready To Drop Porn Fetish of the Day

Pregnancy porn is not my thing, if anything, it is disgusting, just the idea of something that is alive, growing inside a bitch, other than fungus, disease or a big poo, just freaks me the fuck out, it is on some alien level…even though it is nature….cuz nature clearly likes to torment me….

But I figured you’d be into ready to drop porn, especailly starring your favorite ready to drop celebrity, even though I don’t believe she actually has a vagina/uterus…cuz historically, PINK has been all cock.

Here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Pink

2011

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I came up with a new concept of drinking one 0.5 percent alcohol beer for every real life beer…and I tested it out last night. Turns out that instead of drinking 12 beers in a night, I drink 12 beers and 12 non-alocholic beers, it was a real fucking success, the extra 1200 calories look amazing on my bikini body…no homo…

Jukebox Boodah. I Thought There Was Religious Rules Against This Type of Thing But Then Again, What do I Know
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25 Hottest Female Poker Players Ever
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Free Cams Shows Because You Are Broke and Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie
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Taekwondo Kids Will Beat Your Ass. Okay Maybe Not, But This is Awesome
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And That’s Why You Don’t Smash Into a Bridge on a Jet Ski
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More Web Cam Sluts, For You Pleasure
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Gotta Love Some Laura Dore Sexiness
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Two BFFs Get Slutty Together
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10 Early Ninties Babes That Are Still Babes Today
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Posted in:MHD

2011

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is Memorial Day in the USA but I am not in the USA and either is 85 percent of the world, so here are some links for those of you who are bored at work wanting to kill yourself. If you’re lucky they’ll get you fired.

Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Trailer
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Tractor Trailer Fail is Basically What I Think Of My Life Right Now – VIDEO
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50 Hot Babes Wearing 50 Pairs of Sneakers That Are Just as Hot

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The 50 Best Sports Hottie Bikini Bodies
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Free Cam Shows Because Naked Chicks Always Make Things Better
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Kim Kardahian’s Wedding Is gonna be a Shit Show, Just Like Her Plastic Surgery Face
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LOL Cat of the Day
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Web Sluts That Strip Down and Don’t Talk Back
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Gianna Deninno Self Shot Sexiness
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Horny Party Slut Tit Flash
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IF You Are Bored Check Out This

Posted in:MHD

2011

29

May

Jessica Lowndes Does FHM of the Day

Who cares about this idiot. Who she is or what she does/did. Let’s just collectively look at her photoshopped tits or more importantly how her bikini rides her photoshopped cunt. Slutting out for relevance cuz 90210 won’t last forever…and as far as I’m concered she’s better like this…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2011

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s high school grad season, which I guess is like telling a hunter than it is hunting season. Pervert excitement can be felt everywhere.

Happy Memorial Day. Some of you will die this weekend, so thanks for reading me while you were alive. I’d go to your funeral, but I don’t even know you and that’d be fucking weird.

Here are my stepLINKS…That will live an eternal life, or until this site ultimately gets deleted, hacked or most likely shut down.

Remember you can always follow friday me or even…. follow memorial day weeekend me

Lindsay Lohan For the Nail Biting Fetishists
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Selena Gomez Takes a Seat
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Some Tacky Guido Bitch in a Bikini
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When Mascots Attack
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Charlie Sheen’s Old House is Gonna Get Turned Into a Seedy Porn Mansion
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Watching Cam Girls for Free is Worth It….
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Selena Gomez Simulates Sex With Beaver
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25 Movies That Needed More Nudity
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Live Sex Shows in the Comfort of Your Own Home
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Jessica-Jane Clement’s Breasts Are Nuts
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Jessica Lowndes Does FHM
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Free Cams That Will Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Four Lesbian Sluts – VIDEO
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The Thought of Jose Canseco and Lady Gaga Having Sex Makes Me Want to Puke
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Greatest Sports Hottie Videos Ever
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Aida Yespica Panty Upskirt
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Yeah I’d Bang Keira Knightley
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Lindsay Lohan House Arrest Day One
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Teresa Guidice Is Very Famous, She Thinks
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Guess Who Stopped to Get a Drink on the Way to Rehab
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Your Day Would Not Be Complete Without Hot Pictures Of Lindsay Marie
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Sarah Mutch Lingerie Shoot
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How About Some Laura Dore?
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Get Your Popcorn Ready: Jennifer Lopez’s Ex-Husband Gets Permission To Release “Intimate” Home Footage!!
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Candy and Dani Get It On
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Real Housewive’s Danielle Staub Strip Tape!
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Zelda Williams Hotness
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The Price of Pussy is High with These Three Hot Lesbians
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Jessica Lowndes FHM cover shoot July issue!
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Hip Hop Pussy
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

28

May

Danielle Staub Striptease for Scores of the Day

Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle Staub, you have already seen in a sex tape with no sex now has a deal with Scores stripclub to do live webcam strip shows, because I guess being a housewife in New Jersey is a lot like being a housewife in my housing project, luckily not my wife cuz she is too fat to work as a stripper, even a fat fetish stripper, she’d die on stage, she’s old and her knees would give out, she smells and if she had to get up off her medical scooter for a dance…but for the other women with mixed race babies, it works out pretty alright…..

Old trash holding on as long as they can trying as hard as they can, fighting to keep their few minutes of fame and even next level it by getting naked is entertaining…

Posted in:Danielle Staub

2011

28

May

Lil Wayne’s 250k Blowout Night with Tits of the Day

Worldstar Hip Hop celebrated their 6th anniversary. So they did what any hip hop site that probably makes a fuckload of a lot of money would do, they hired strippers, they had it hosted by Lil Wayne, and they threw $250k in one-dollar bills out…because that’s just what hip hop is…or some shit…shoulda been 2.5 million, gang of poser pussies…

I find it lame, I don’t get excited about this kinda shit, I prefer seeing 250k spent on sound investments, for long term returns, like retiring in Costa Rica, but maybe I just think that cuz I don’t have it…but if I did, I wouldn’t be with stripper pussy, I’d be with model pussy, it’s less offensive.

Here are some pics of the trash night, all Jersey Shored out. Ballin.

Posted in:Lil Wayne

2011

28

May

Coco Ridiculous Ass Talent of the Day

This is from twitter a few days ago, but it is never too late to appreciate a hooker with a fat ass balancing a can on her shit to impress black dudes who pay her salary by marrying her….It’s the kind of classiness that the world needs to stay….because without it….what would stripclubs, brothels, Las Vegas, shitty plastic surgeons, washed up rappers and other cheesy fucking things trying to be sexy do?

Here is what her hired twitterer wrote as her:

Here’s one of my many talents!LOL.Balancing a can on top of my booty…Happy Thong Thursday!

I wonder what her other talents are….I mean other than prostitution for one john, humiliating herself by being a fucking joke, getting stupid fake tits and asses, making money doing it and a whole lot of other nonsense….actually I don’t give a fuck about her other talents, she is garbage, I just want her to keep posting these retard dumb bitch who thinks she is hotter than she is picture, and to audition for X-Factor.

Posted in:Coco

2011

27

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Art Fag Bikini Movie of the Day

I think it is safe to say that Lohan is looking for something to attach herself to in terms of meaningful work, you know by linking up with people she considers to be genius artists or some shit, cuz why else would she agree to do this art fag, college student caliber smut, where she’s in a bikini…oh right…because she wants us to remember her while on house arrest…I’m digging it.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

27

May

Rihanna Performing Half Naked of the Day

Rihanna brought her high waisted underwear to the Today Show. I don’t know why she didn’t perform in a sheer panty, maybe it is not allowed, or maybe she likes to forget the days of being a teenage prostitute back home in barbados, even though that is what gave her the career she has today, it is the reason she’s on the Today show today…

I’m getting bored of these pantless performances by average at best women, I say we kick old school and make them perform a striptease during their performances….cuz there’s just not enough clit in pop culture these days…we need to bridge the gap of porn and MTV. We’re ready. At least I am, but then again I acknowledge a whore being a fucking whore, when everyone else thinks this bitch is special cuz she has a record deal and millions in the bank. Oh well.

I’d post the video, but you don’t need to be put through the hell that is her screechy horrible sounding singing voice to grasp her ass in motion….just look at the pics…

Fine – I changed my mind…cuz she likes the smell of sex in the air….

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

27

May

Christina Hendricks Fat Chick Cleavage of the Day

Everyone was shocked that Christina Hendricks has natural tits. They were blown away or something because I guess they didn’t take the time to look at the rest of her body, which although isn’t obese, is still pretty fucking doughy, hence the reason she uses her tits to distract you from her belly, it’s the oldest fat chick tit in the books. Get with with program retard.

Posted in:Christina Hendricks

2011

27

May

Tara Reid is the Perfect Party Favor of the Day

Here’s Tara Reid, showing off awesome second set of fake tits after the first set humiliated her as she parties in LA, because I guess the party has finally come full circle and the epic, never ending spring break story has finally come to an end…I’m I am kinda glad she didn’t die in the process like those other celebs who couldn’t handle the heat of the 5 year all night dance party….I’m talking to you Brittany Murphy.

Here she is in her regular clothes….

Posted in:Tara Reid

2011

27

May

Some Christina Aguilera Fatness of the Day

This just in, Christina Aguilera is still fat, and more importantly, she’s added “Looking like fucking shit” to her profile about information….in the facebook profile that is her life….

You liked that internet tie in didn’t you? That’s why you’re a fucking virgin with no friends. Sort it out fucker.

Well I don’t like what has become of a young tight body I wanted to fuck, in a lot of ways this is a fucking tragedy, in a lot of other ways, who the fuck care, we’ve moved on to jerking off to new celeb pussy…in the circle of washed up celeb pussy life….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

27

May

Fergie is a Pocket Pussy in Some Tight Pants of the Day

Fergie is so tiny. She’s like a pocket pussy that talks, dances and makes money to pay for the luxuries her husband gets to take advantage of, because he’s only had one acting gig, and after taxex, paying his agents, paying off other women he fucked while Fergie was on tour, he’s left with nothing, but a loyal pocket pussy in tight pants…and what it really comes down to is how the fuck didn’t the paparazzi get an ass shot? It’s like they know we want to see that shit and they are holding out. Along with killing Princess Diana, there’s some more reason to hate them….

Posted in:Fergie

2011

27

May

Tallulah Willis Hipster of the Day

Here’s some hipster Bruce Willis, Demi Moore offspring walking around in ripped fishnets, and the good news is, she’s not Rumer, cuz Rumer Willis is a fucking monster from some kind of Alien womb of hell…and I blame her birth on an ancient curse, punishment for bad behavior, karma and too many abortions coupled with expired semen from various men, drug remnants from crazed coke and speed parties…..

Where as this Tallulah trash, still has the shitty genes, but the tainted womb was cleansed and the punishment completed with the birth of her troll,demon sister….

So here are her young hipster legs that you know lead to young hipster bush…and hipsters love me so I’m in.

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