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2011

08

Aug

Kelly Rowland Nipple Slip for Attention of the Day

When you are a second rate Beyonce who was used as a tool to make the world think that Beyonce carried Destiny’s Child, because Beyonce used her spoiled cunt with pull in the industry by being a catty diva to her bff from her childhood who she came up with….to ruin her career and force her to perform tits out to get any attention, work or money, while Beyonce sits at home tiling her bathroom in diamonds….

Funny how things work out when you sell out your friends for personal gain…..

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Posted in:Kelly Rowland

2011

08

Aug

Lacey Schwimmer Trashy Failed Stripper Implants of the Day

Usually the professionally trained dancers don’t end up on TV with actual work…and while they are studying and being professionally trained…they always know that in the back of their mind, they are probably going to become strippers, and the only choreographing they do, is high level strip shows you can tell come from someone with experience, even though ultimately, all those sluts end up in the same place, bouncing on a dick in a back room for 10 dollars a fucking song….but for some reason, this professional dancer went another route, she got the professional dancing but it didn’t give her the slut attention she set herself up for as a kid and all those years of growing up practicing something as useless as dance….but I guess she’s making up for it after life didn’t take the path she wanted it to…cuz it’s never too late to get implants and show off your fat tits and fat ass in some slut costume….whether there’s a seedy biker run bar involved or not….cuz I guess stripping is a career you can never quite fail at…no matter how old, fat, ugly or drug addicted you are…it is always there to fall back on.

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Posted in:Lacey Schwimmer

2011

08

Aug

Tamara Ecclestone is a Model in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Tamara Ecclestone….I have never heard of her before…but the rumor is that she’s the daughter of some model named Slavica and some F1 Racer named Bernie Ecclestone…which pretty much means she’s a rich socialite, who has used her connections to get modeling work, entertainment work, that’s not really work…but more something to do instead of spending her family money…not that it matters…she’s in a bikini and has great fucking tits…probably fake…but still tits…even though I hate fake tits…cuz they’re nothing to get excited about and usually look fucking stupid….here are the pics..

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2011

08

Aug

Rihanna Wet and in a One Piece Bob Marley Bathing Suit of the Day

Here’s Rihanna in Barbados for the second week….I guess she’s decided that she can’t compete with the white folks…as her shit was getting stale and boring before she decided to re-invent herself with some reggae and Soca vibe, yes I just did my first music review and it was about Rihanna’s shitty pop music…..so she’s taping in and promoting herself as an authentic islander….which no one ever really denied, cuz getting her career start as a teenage hooker at the karaoke bar where she fucked rich white people from the UK while they were on vacation….lead to a lot of bitterness and hate from her peers and when they turn on you…you kinda lose that Islander edge…that she’s clearly trying to re-establish….

The Bob Marley one-piece bathing suit was a good touch…I mean I can taste the Roti pussy from here…it’s thick, irritating, but I’d still try to get up in it, I mean shit this is Rihanna…..

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

08

Aug

Some Pussy at the Teen Choice Awards of the Day

I didn’t watch or liveblog the teen choice awards because I’m more into living my own life…or self destructing in my own life than wasting my night in front of my creepy neighbor’s television cuz I don’t have a TV, watching the shit, while worried he’s drugged me to rape me, or more importantly to keep me, cuz he’s that kind of weird…

I also don’t find anything teenagers like interesting, if anything it is depressing and makes me happy the end of the world is near, cuz these vapid little materialistic consumers are so fucking uninteresting….

Although, I do wish I was still in highschool, cuz when I creep on Highschool, I see a whole lot of sluts, all willing to have anal sex, cuz it’s socially accepted, and all busty thanks to hormones in the food, making elements of this generation fantastic, but still not fantastic enough, cuz the second you talk to one of these 16 year olds, the idea of having sex with them and their huge hormone in food tits loses its appeal cuz teens are fucking idiots…

That said, here is some of the pussy being marketed to teens, cuz they are a good demo that pay the fuckin’ bills and have logevity or some shit….

The whole thing, pretty boring to me, but then again, I’ve been doing this for 8 years, and I’ve been uninterested in hollywood and celebrity since long before I started this…making my life a fucking torture…

But at least there’s some tits…and desperate for attention girls willing to really put themselves out there to matter…which sometimes is a good thing…

Selena Gomez…cuz the Teen Choice Awards are the best place for Sex Offenders…

Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez…cuz it was a good PR Move…

Fergie Looking Tough…Like a Wrestler Chick….or an Action Hero and you probably like that..cuz you are a virgin loser and that’s what you’re into….of the Day…

Ashley Greene’s Boring Outfit cuz she fucking sucks…

Tyra Banks….in Spandex….Should be Arrested for Indecent Exposure…

Blake Lively in Latex Looking Dress…that I’d like to cum on, because it’d be easier to clean than her wrinkled weathered face…

Cameron Diaz….So Not a Teen Anymore…not even close…but she may be growing a clit dick for A-Rod…but I haven’t seen pics of it yet…

Taylor Swift…..does the Marilyn Monroe…cuz I guess she’s trying to be more interesting, cuz this prudish act we know is an act cuz John Mayer totally fucked her up the ass raw dog, is hardly fun for us to watch….wholesome is for girls you marry, not girls you masturbate to..t

Alexa Vega….wearing a dress worth noticing..

Raven Symone…..cuz she used to sit on Bill Cosby’s lap in a way you probably wouldnt want your 4 year old sitting on some pervert with a Master’s in Education cuz he loves kids so much’s lap…

Holland Roden is a Ginger in Green …..like some kind of Leprochaun waitin for you at the end of the rainbow…

AnnaSophia Robb and Bethany Hamilton cuz Both Arms Played One Arm in a Movie and now thy are BFF….OBVS….even though it looks like One Arm could eat pretty much all of Two Arms…

Some Avril Lavigne All Lady-Like in a hot dress….even though her daily style is suburban mall punk on her 14th birthday….which would be more appropriate….

Kaley Cuoco cuz Her Hotness Might Have Killed John Ritter….at least her teen looks over stimulated his heart…giving a whole new meaning to “Killer Looks”….that’s the story I heard…

Some Fake Looking Tits Named Maryse Ouellet I’ve never heard of…but appreciate…

Kim Kardashian at any event where people will take pics of her in efforts of trying to stay relevant….

To Remind you this Award show is a fucking useless joke…Rebecca Black was there…and it looks like she won…

Posted in:Teen Choice Awards 2011

2011

08

Aug

Charlize Theron Hard Nipples of the Day

Despite the AIDS in South Africa stats, I’m not worried about getting AIDS from Charlize Theron’s South Africa pussy, cuz you see, you can’t get AIDS through a picture of some older hotness who moved to America with a dream and who is now an Academy Award winner who did Playboy to get noticed back when she first started, all rockin’ some hard nipples…..

But you can get aids swimming down river from a gay nudist waterfall…and the fresh shit filled semen gets stuck to your fucking open sore on your leg….it’s just always a story no one believes when they ask you how you got Aids….

Here are her nips.

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2011

08

Aug

Kate Hudson New Mom Body Can’t Distract From her Haggard Face of the Day

Kate Hudson looks so old and haggard…I’m talking her mom looks more youthful and fresh than her….

I was actually forced to watch her latest movie and I blame very hot vagina coupled with my weakness for hot vagina for that…and the entire time, I couldn’t believe anyone would ever fight over her…I mean other than two Johns looking for the cheapest street blowjob and she’s the only discount whore around….

I can only assume that with being raised in Hollywood, in a broken home, with a famous mom, led to having too much access to cash, too little parenting, lots of drugs and hard living….and now it’s all coming out in her face….not that it matters…this is Kate Hudson…a real no body.

But at least she’s not fat and bounces back from pregnancy pretty face, cuz you know, hard drugs are a good way to replace eating…speed up metabolism…if you’re willing to sacrific your face…

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2011

08

Aug

Rachel Bilson is a Vision in White of the Day

This is like a dream….a vision of an angel when I’ve taken one too many sleeping pills…you know in efforts to excape this miserable life…only to realize that I’m obese and thus too big to take down with a shitty over the counter sleeping pill….leaving me forced to continue to self destruct via unprotected sex with hookers and alcholism…not that I actually ever want to die…I’m too self absorbed for that…not to mention watching all the idiots go by and dealing with such low level day to day problems, like having to eat out my gross wife once a week in order to get my 100 dollars from her….and never making money to afford the good life…is like a comedy act…and I hate comedy….

I also kinda hate Rachel Bilson for being boring as shit most of the time…but today…this is all virginal and lovely and sometimes the world needs less exposed skin, and more wholesome tenderness….that said…I’d prefer these pics if there was a little more spread pussy lip…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

08

Aug

Blake Lively Legs and Cleavage on Site of the Day

I have no idea why I am bothering posting these Blake Lively pictures…I guess she’s showing a little cleavage, which I guess is exciting to those of you who never leave the fucking house, cuz everywhere I seem to look, for middle school to the old folks home, there’s fucking cleavage, making it one of those things you can’t openly get excited about, because the people around you will think you are weird, or at leasted totally sexually repressed/under sexed and that’s never a good way to get a blowjob, assuming there’s ever a time when you’re no alone, something I doubt…but here’s Blake Lively on set..cuz I know how fans are…and seeing her anywhere will get you excited….and I guess that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

08

Aug

Titty Flash with Nipples on Youtube of the Day

Here’s a video that was posted to Youtube Aug 1st, 2011…..it is called “hot body contest spring break naked girls dance sexy bikini thong Hot boobs breasts 1″….it has all off 900 views and features some slutty, trashy college girls shaking thir ass like they aren’t drunk white chicks….these trash can bitches letting loose at some cheesy sports bar, who make the world go round and more importantly keep the likes of Jersey Shore tv shows on the air…are amazing….but not as amazing as seeing titty flash and nipples on youtube..

I’m sure this video is gonna get pulled fast…but watch it while it’s still there….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

08

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Beach Pics to Start the Day of the Day

Here is mother of a small african village, Heidi Klum, tapping into her National Geographic influenced life, you know trying to be as authentic as possible, walking around all sloppy titty to the watering hole or some shit that jerk off fantasies from the 1950s were made off…but the truth is…I’m always down to see a top model I used to find one of the hottest pieces of ass in the world topless….at pretty much any age..Momma Africa or not…cuz that’s just the kinda pervert I am…

On a sidenote, I have no idea when these pictures were taken, I just assume they are new cuz they were just emailed to me…

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2011

08

Aug

Rumored Cathay Pacific Sex Scandal Pics of the Day

I have a friend who used to fuck a Cathay Pacific flight attendent and he fucking loved every second of it…now I’m not sure if this is actually the same girl…cuz lets face it all Cathay Pacific airline workers kinda look the same…but the hotness is that this bitch was sucking off the pilot, in the cockpit, midflight, and that to me is what pilot school dreams are made of…hell that’s what every traveling man with an erection and a decent looking flight attendent they’d ideally take into the bathroom stall and seduce…since they are the stripper sluts of the air, and you paid good money for them to work you into having an enjoyable flight, that they are…but there are air marshalls to worry about….

Either way, we all knew this went on or assumed it went on…long haul flights are boring…but I think it’s a scam…maybe a porno parody…but AOL is reporting it so it must be true…

Here’s what they had to say…

Hong Kong-based Cathay Pacific Airways is launching an investigation into pictures that appear to show a pilot receiving oral sex from a flight attendant while in a commercial airplane cockpit.

Low quality photos of the act, featuring a woman in a red outfit not unlike those of Cathay Pacific’s flight attendants and a pilot, have circulated through Chinese media. According to some reports, the two are a couple.

“We are conducting a full investigation into the matter and there are some indications that the female shown in the photos may be a member of our cabin crew,” a Cathay spokeswoman told Agence France Presse. However, she added that, “There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest that the act took place in-flight, and there are no reasons to believe that any safety breaches have occurred.”

The pilot, who is apparently not from Hong Kong, issued a legal letter to local paper Apple Daily saying the photos had been stolen from his personal computer and he had filed a police report.

According to GlobalPost, industry sources suspected the photos’ release was part of a malicious stunt to hurt the company.

Here’s the animated recreation…

Posted in:Cathay Pacific

2011

08

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some amazingness going on in the news…I am sure there’s other shit going on that’s even better, but that would mean I was giving you the best content on the internet, and that would fuck up my reputation as the biggest waste of space on the internet….and I’m not willing to do that…but I do like the cop walking off the job in his underwear, something I think we should all do right now, ideally women in the office building next door to me….

Medical Pot Cardholders Wrongly Arrested
Lawyers say patients who are legally allowed to use medical marijuana are being wrongfully arrested.

Adult Video Store Robbery Caught on Tape
A man with a shotgun ordered an adult video store clerk to hand over everything and the whole incident was caught on tape.

3 Charged in Stolen iPhone Ring
Police in D.C. and Virginia are announcing a major bust as they crack down on suspects who are stealing iPhones and other electronics

Remorseful Purse Snatcher
A theft, who gained a conscious after stealing a woman’s purse, showed up at her door with money and an apology.

Cop Walks Off the Job in HIs Underwear
Here’s something you don’t see every day… a police officer walking out of his precinct in nothing but his underwear.

Woman Says LAX PD Officer Assaulted Her
An officer at Los Angeles International Airport has been placed on adminstrative leave while authorities investigate a young woman’s allegations that she was sexually assaulted at the airport.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

08

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m not an asshole…but thanks to great personal hygiene I smell like one….

So much is going on, so little time…here are the mourning hangover links to other sites who don’t have 72 hour benders..Good times…unfortunately I don’t remember them…but the site made $2.73 this weekend…balling…don’t be jealous of my success….

False Start Fail, Just When I Thought Competitive Swimming Couldn’t Get Any Gayer
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25 Sports Hotties We Want to See in 3D
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Free Cams to Make Your Monday More Bearable
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Alissa Rae Ross is All Sorts of Sexy
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Parkour Double Backflip is Kinda Impressive
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Devon is a Cuber Whore, Check Her Out
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More of Miranda Kerr’s Insane Post Pregnant Tits
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Web Cam Girls You Will Fall in Love With
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Blonde Shoots a Dildo Out of Her Ass – VIDEO
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Ryan Goslin Has Banged All These Babes and I’m Jealous
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Posted in:MHD

2011

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…or what I like to call the two nights I try to spend figuring outa way into the neighbor’s house, or even a girl I follow home’s house, to lock myself in her closet and masturbate with a pair of her panties, only to get caught, arrested, humiliated on the news for being the freak panty closet follow you home when drunk pervert….it’s the best kind of orgasm….

Here are the stepLINKS…have a holly jolly weekend…you useless cunts and follow me on FACEBOOK and TWITTER cuz I want to feel like I am relevant…

Good times. Drinking times. If I don’t die…I will be back.

On a Sidenote I just saw a trashy pregnant chick walking around in a bikini and it was amazing…

Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip – I’d Post it but I don’t Care Nuff Bout Fat Hoes.
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Irina Shayk Walking Her Dog is So Human for Such Awesome Tits….I just wish I had the shots of her picking up the shit…that’s the porno part…
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Octomom in a Bikini – Lovely.
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Live Cam Shows To Keep You Busy Friday Through Sunday
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I Bet These Street Performers Make More Money Than I Do
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Cynthia Escobar Brings the Hotness
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Sexy Girls with Even Sexier Self Shots
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The 10 Hottest MMA Ring Girls of 2011
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Jenna Haze is Rockin a Bikini Proper
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Guess Who Wants to Run for President
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Cam Shows With the Hottest Ladies Around
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Amateur Uses Phone as a Vibrator
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Anne Hatheway as Cat Woman in Menh
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Lingerie Basketball vs. Lingerie Football: Which Is More Legit?
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Olivia Wilde’s Tits
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Haven’t Seen Sarah Michell Gellar in Awhile
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Zooey Deschanel Really Annoys Me But Here She is Anyways
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Kim Kardashian Candid Cleavage
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Blake Lively’s Ass
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This Chick is Playing With a Whale Dick!!! Hahahahah
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I Wanna Be All Over Rebecca
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Barbie is the Kind of Girl You’ll Want to Violate
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You Know a TV Show is Shit When the Best Part About It Is the Dog
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Who the FUCK Would Rock Diamond Encrusted Contacts?
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Kristina and Katia Get It On
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Airport Security Obsessed Over Passenger’s Panties
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Haven’t Seen Nicole Scherzinger in Awhile
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Horny Lezzies in the Kitchen
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Laura Whitmore FHM cover shoot
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I Love a Leggy Hottie
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Miranda Kerr is One Hot Mamma
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Accidental Drifting Fail – VIDEO
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Isabelle is Hot in White
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Some Vanessa Pudgens
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Check Out Ashley and Her Tits
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Courtney Stodden is fucking Disgusting
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I wish Ashley Tisdales Face Was as Nice as Her Body
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Mandy Moore is See Through
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Miranda Kerr’s AMazing Full Tits
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Jersey Girls Don’t Pump Gas But they Are Still Trash
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Taylor Swift Does Eminem’s Lose Yourself Cuz She’s a Fucking Dork
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Rihanna Camel Toe Bikini Enjoys Her Water Sports
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Kim Kardashian See Through Cleavage Candids
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Nicki Minaj Tits Slip on Live TV – Good Morning America
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Tamara Eccelstone’s Wonky Tits Defy Gravity
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Olivia Munn Sweet Sweater Puppies – I Don’t Know How She Does It
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