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2009

06

Nov

Eva Herzigova in her Slut Dress of the Day

I’ve spent the last few years posting about Eva Herzigova’s body, because for the most part she’s in a bikini and has pretty great tits, so I’ve never really taken the time to notice her gums, despite the fact that she’s got a whole fuckin’ lot of ‘em….seriously, this shit is on some Mr Ed shit….and it is freaking me the fuck out.

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Posted in:Dress|Eva Herzigova|Slut

2009

06

Nov

Kimora Lee Simmons Shows Off her Fat Half Asian Tits of the Day

I don’t understand why Kimora Lee Simmons hasn’t dropped her ex-husband and employer’s name, when she’s gone off and married a new guy and had his baby in May, but I guess I shouldn’t really concern myself with that kind of bullshit, but should instead stare at her half black / half asian massive milk filled tits, because this kind of cleavage is next level. I know I should be disgusted by her since she’s a 6 foot tall half Asian making Kimora Lee pretty much a freak of nature, but I’m kinda getting into freaks partially because normal girls are so average these days….but mainly because I’m a pervert who will take anything with a vagina…

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Posted in:Kimora Lee Simmons|Tits

2009

06

Nov

Slumdog Millionaires Stick Together of the Day

Here’s a beautiful love story that starts when the Westerner comes to exploit your country but needs your help in making it happen, so he brings you on the project for far less than he’d pay people in Hollywood to be in his movie, cuz outsourcing to India is just how things are done these days. Then that Westerner happens to be doing the same hustle to some local slut who is far better than looking than any girl you’ve ever thought about having 16 babies with, and you assume this is some kind of gift from your elephant with 8 arms god chosen from a billion people and put into your lap. So instead of using your new found Hollywood fame to get pussy like you wouldn’t believe from all fucking angles like you’re supposed to, you decide to stick to your own because you’re a fucking racist and hold your own in high esteem and see a future with cuz you’re too good for non Indian people and the thought of dipping your brown dick into new pussy from another culture makes you sick to your stomach all because you care too much about what your parents and family think….good times.

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Posted in:Love|Slumdog Millionaire

2009

06

Nov

Chloe Sevigny and her Hideous Mom Ass of the Day

The best role this bitch has every been cast in was Kids, because she looks exactly like the kind of pussy who would be HIV positive. She always looks dirty, hairy and dressed like a crazy homeless person willing to bounce on your dick without a condom because she’s pretty much crazy and doesn’t know any better, but for some reason she’s been considered a fashion icon, because I guess it is impossible for her to be considered a sex symbol, you know cuz she’s ugly, but based on these mom ass pics, I can’t even imagine her being anything relevant anymore….

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Posted in:Ass|Chloe Sevigny|Mom

2009

06

Nov

Katy Perry Adjusts Her Stupid Tits of the Day

Katy Perry was at some event and she adjusted her stupid tits, or what I like to call the only thing worth lookin at on her because the rest of her is a fucking trainwreck, or at least in her case I hope a train wreck survivor because that would be the only thing that makes her busted up face and body worth lookin’ at. The good news about this video is that their is no sound, so while lookin at her tits, we can ignore everything else miserable this clown has to offer…. I hate this cunt.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits

2009

06

Nov

Mickey Rourke’s Tall Skinny Pussy of the Day

I am pretty slow moving today. I partially blame drinking hard last night but also blame my lack of drive, ambition or real interest in all this celebrity bullshit, mainly because giving these garbage people more attention is perpetuating their egos and lifestyle and I hate taking part of that, if anything, it digusts me.

You see I am not really relevant or making any difference on the world, no one reads my shit and I shouldn’t even bother doing this, because hollywood takes someone who looks like some of the crackhead panhandlers on the street I hang with and throws hot tall skinny pussy lookn for fame, money and amazing lifestyles their way and I don’t get any of that, it is a constant reminder of how much I suck at life and where I went wrong, because between you and me, I don’t need the constant reminder, it’s already pretty clear to me.

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Posted in:Groupie Pussy|Mickey Rourke

2009

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Good news….my dog didn’t die. Bad news…neither did my wife. You’d think that after 10 years of destroying herself by eating and no exercising that her heart would give out, I mean that logic is the reason I married her in the first place, hoping there was a light at the end of this miserable tunnel, but for some reason I’m the unluckiest motherfucker and she’s probably going to outlive me, forcing me to miss out on the single life I’ve been dying for all these years…you know coming home drunk to no one to bother me is just a luxury I guess I don’t deserve…

Here’s a luxury you deserver…in the form of today’s stepLINKS….Lucky you….

Vida Guerra in a Bathing Suit…..Wow….
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A Sling Shot Bikini Contest Seems to Make a Bad Day More Tolerable
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Lohan’s Family Insanity That Explains Why She’s Such a Fucked Up Slut….Of the Day
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Because Sometimes the Only Way to End a Bad Day is To Pull One Out
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Amerie Is Sexy As Hell
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Either Kristen Stewart is Pregnant or She’s Just Getting Real Fucking Fat
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6 Minutes of Random Things Happening for One Reason or Another
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THE 10 GREATEST VERY SPECIAL EPISODES EVER!!!
(Whatchu Talkin Bout Jesus?!)
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Irish TV Star Christine Bleakley Upskirt
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Security Cameras + Minimum Wage Employees = AWESOME!
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25 Girls Playing Football In Their Underwear
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I Wanna Bone Heather Locklear so Bad It Hurts
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Barbie Duran is Taking It All Off
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Milla Jovovich is Lookin’ Mighty Fine in Maxim
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Miranda Kerr Can Totally Look Like Jailbail Sometimes But It’s Awesome Cause Imagination Can’t Get You Arrested
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Whatever Stupid Thing She is Wearing Charlize Theron is Alright in My Books
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What Kind of World Are We Living In When a Dumb Cunt Files a Retraining Order Against Mini Me?
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Daiana Ygropoulou May Have a Weird Name, But When You Lay Your Eyes On Her, It Won’t Matter Anymore
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Can’t Get Enough of Naked Sluts Playing Wii
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Check Out Kim K’s Shiner
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Keep Practicing Idiot – VIDEO
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Keri Gets Her Rocks Off By The Pool
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Heaven is Hanging Out on the Grass
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Why Hello Candice Swanepoel
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Watch This Idiot Girl Fall Off a Skateboard – VIDEO
(Seriously This Cunt Bails Hard)
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Genevieve Godbout Will Help Thursday Go Out With a Bang
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Eve Wyrwal and Some Topless Lingerie
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An Amateur Gallery is Like a Warm Glass Of Milk Before Bed
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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When Slutty Teens Strip Down – VIDEO
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Maggie Grace is Hot in That Girl Next Door Kind of Way
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A Nice Piece of Ass is a Nice Piece of Ass, No?
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I Love When Sluts Are Drunk and Reckless
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Angel Dark Strips It All Off
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victoria white hates her tights
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Yo, if your boyfriend were the president!!! – VIDEO
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Playmate Says She Was Stuck In The Bed Masturbating For A Whole Day “I Was Addicted To Playing With Myself!”
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Skywalking for Endless Love – VIDEO
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The Scales of Justice Are Tipped
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Ariel Takes Her Lingerie Off
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Some Photos From Celebrity Sex Rehab
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Rihanna Spills The Beans
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I Wonder Of Gwen Stefani Does the Reverse Cowgirl?
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I’m Fatter Than Kirstie Alley, Why The Fuck Don’t I Have a TV Show?
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BEYONCE GETS ALL SORTSA KINKY AND SEXY AT THE MTV EUROPEAN MUSIC AWARDS!
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Funny Prank – Sending Nude Chicks to a Virgin Geek Video Game Competition
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

05

Nov

Britney Spears Isn’t Wearing a Bra and Her Nipples are Sad of the Day

Have you ever watched the Nature Channel and stumbled across a documentary on Gorillas and being the pervert that you are you noticed that the gorilla’s got tits that could almost pass off as a saggy set of human tits. So your pervert ass starts getting hard realizing that Gorilla nipples are like human nipples and human nipples make you cum so why not pretend your lookin’ at human nipple while really lookin at Gorilla nipple because there’s nothing else sexy on TV and your internet is down and jerking off to your fantasies in your head is what chicks do and you’re not a fucking chick and give into your animal instinct, cum all over yourself and then spend the rest of the day wondering whether a gorilla got you off or if the gorilla just made you think about chick tit and chick tit get you off, and no matter how you look at it, you come out weird….well that’s how I feel when I look at Britney’s saggy mom tits and laughing at a time there were rumors she had impants but liking the fact that her nipples are hard even if they are aiming to the fucking ground…..here are the pics…

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Posted in:Britney Spears|No Bra

2009

05

Nov

Lady Gaga is Disgusting in Some Sheer Dress of the Day

I still haven’t accepted the fact that Lady Gaga is famous. I still don’t believe it. I just can’t imagine there every being a time in history where something so ugly could garner so much attention and not be shot or tortured or her head cut off for stepping the fuck out of line, she is just too fucking ridiculous, she is a bad influence on teenage girls everywhere, she’s going to turn the whole world into a bunch of vapid, superficial little homos all while being ugly as fuck.

Sure ugly chicks have a history of being fag hags, because straight guys want nothing to do with them and ugly chicks tend to be a lot more sassy than hot chicks cuz they are ugly and bitter and try harder to have attitude but no matter what they do, or how many gay dudes listen to their problems, will always remain outcasts of society, especially when the gays they hang with move onto new, more fat ugly chicks, leavin alone and babyless and worse than where they started because they had that little glimpse of a fun, good life where they had purpose when all their life they were a nobody no one noticed and all of a sudden they were sipping martinis in the VIP room in outrageous clothes…a fate I can only hope happens to this pig of a fucking woman or man or whatever the fuck she claims to be…..

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Posted in:Lady Gaga|Sheer Dress

2009

05

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Picture of the Day

Here’s a little advice that comes direct from the editor’s desk at Elle for the trannies, the fat chicks and the ugly chicks who are using online dating sites to lure new unsuspecting cock.

Learn how to use photoshop proper, become a fucking expert because a good picture of yourself is your best weapon in reaching orgasm from another person or at least getting a motherfucker to come meet you.

I understand there is a fear of backlash, that your pictures may have lied, but it’s better that the pictures are of yourself and not of your hot friend, cuz when 4 am on a Friday rolls around, the time of night perfect to meet your online dating boyfriend, because they are ready to fuck you since they never met you, and are usually drunk somotherfuckeer will accept an uglier version of the picture they fell for, and will just get weirded out by meeting a totally different person….

Thanks for the demonstration Hayden.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Picture

2009

05

Nov

Sophie Monk is at the Same Event as Her Ex and I Don’t Care of the Day

Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk looking like real shit in Australia at some event.

I’m guess she was up all night tending to the Paris Hilton herpe scabs on Good Charlotte’s dick because he came crawling back to her after breaking her heart by leaving her for Paris Hilton only to have Paris Hilton leave him for some other dude, making him realize what he had and lost in some serious emo pussy bullshit true love he found in Sophie Monk.

Pretty much giving Sophie Monk little choice but to go back to him, because that’s just what losers do and because dating him was good for her career, it actually got her work and noticed, unlike her own desperate publicity stunt attempts, all for reasons I don’t understand, since I don’t even get how the Good Charlottes have money, work or fans to begin with, let alone the power to make a decent lookin chick more relevant, but I guess that’s just the way Hollywood is….and here are th pics…not that anyone cares…she’s pretty much done….

I guess those pictures weren’t too hot of Sophie Monk since she normally looks like a muppet I’d like to fuck, despite the smell of Paris Hilton in her pussy, so I figured I’d throw these recent pics up of her legs to compensate for whatever the fuck went on at that event she was at…..

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Posted in:Australia|Sophie Monk

2009

05

Nov

Cameron Diaz Still Thinks It’s Halloween of the Day

I guess Cameron Diaz isn’t who or what I thought she was, unless my title is right and she still thinks it is Halloween….even though I don’t think the stupid eye make-up is really the only cause of the disaster that has happened on her face…I think that the eye make up may just be what she wants us to think is the cause of the disaster that is her face….when in reality it is probably bad botox, or aging, or scars from self mutilation after Justin Timberlake left her for being too old, cuz something isn’t right in these pictures and Cameron Diaz is far from the piece of ass I once thought she was and here are some pictures of the tragedy…

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Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Halloween|old|Ugly

2009

05

Nov

Ashley Greene Pumps Gas of the Day

Want to know what I hate about Ashley Greene, other than the fact that she’s in that piece of shit emo movie Twilight, a movie you’d probably expect me to like because it is porn for teenage girls, but I can’t see past the fact that the cast isn’t hot, everyone is a shade of green like a bad Fall Out Boy Music video and most importantly there are no exposed tits or genitals, so the idea teen girls masturbate over it and it’s implied eroticism doesn’t do shit for me….I hate that she was one of those teenage girls back home in Florida who planned a modeling career for herself. She was that girl who you see in bars or who is in your classroom who acted too good for everyone else because she thought she was too good for everyone else and on weekends she’d go to modeling agencies asking to get signed, only to be told she’s too short which is code for too fat and ugly, and I guess her perseverance led her into Hollywood, but the good news is that she’s not too famous to pump her fuckin’ gas. She’s just a bottom feeder holdin’ on, hoping this Twilight thing lasts another 10 years cuz it is her lottery ticket or some shit.

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Posted in:Ashley Greene|Gas

2009

05

Nov

Kimberly Wyatt’s and Her Stripper Dress of the Day

I had to google Kimberly Wyatt because I had no idea who she was, but figured it was my duty to give you a little background on her, mainly because it’s nice to know the events that happen in a bitches life that make them the sluts that they are, like whether she was molested or abused, whether she had a drug addiction, whether she wasn’t hugged enough from her dads, because that information is realy valuable when it comes to manipulating them to bounce on your cock.

So when I saw this bitch in this dress I expected her to be some stripper who got invited to some red carpet event by one of their friends they give lap dances to who like this was Pretty Woman, only she wore her most glamourous dress she got at the sex shop and uses it in her first strip show on Friday nights because Friday is the biggest money making night…..

The windows cut into this discoball lookin’dress give us a tease of various parts of her body in some seriously trashy way and I find it hot, so it only makes sense that she’s the daughter of a trucker but more importantly a Pussycat Doll.

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Posted in:Kimberly Wyatt|Shiny Dress|Windows

2009

05

Nov

AnnaLynne McCord in Some Leggings Trying to Pretend To Be Incognito of the Day

I love these pictures of Annalynne McCord. Not because I love Annalynne McCord, or even think she’s hot because I don’t and not because I think she’s an interesting personality or a natural talen worth looking at pictures and following around because I don’t. I just love love these pictures because I think it is funny to see how she’s intentionally got herself all covered up so she looks like she’s so important that she has to mask her identiry, but I know that this is all an act and that she’s probably the one who tipped off the paparazzi by telling them that she was going to be going to wherever she is going, because that’s just what bottom feeders do.

So now the idiots who run the pictures think “Shit this Annalynne McCord is really hot right now, she can’t even go to the store without wrapping herself up like she was Britney Spears” when in reality that’s just what her management want you to think since they are trying to keep her relevant as 90210 will not last forever and McCord’s potential future is not so bright. It’s like an act now, act fast, these are desperate times situation and the whole thing is funny to me, mainly because I like seeing people fail, especially when they are the kind of failure who keeps coming back for more and won’t accept that shit’s over.

Here are the pics.

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Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Leggings