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2010

02

Dec

Nicky Hilton in a Bikini of the Day

As much as I hate Paris Hilton for being useless fucking scum of the earth who had the opportunity to do anything in life, but instead chose to try to be famous and in the media for nothing, and as cheesy and obvious as I find her….I think Nicky Hilton is way worse.

She is this weird, boring, latch on who attends all the events, who has a shitty body, and a face I just want to punch and not in a sexual way, becuase there’s just no substance to her….not that Paris has substance, other than a few substances used to manage her herpes, but at least there’s a personality and not just some sour faced cunt who is making me fucking sleepy.

Either way, she was in a bikini and luckily, she was covering up…

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2010

02

Dec

Eniko Mihalik and Zoltan Tombor Nude for Vs. Magazine of the Day

Here is Victoria’s Secret 2009 Fashion Show walker, Hungarian Magyar with great tits, not working the circus, but instead working the camera, cuz that’s what thin, tall, Eastern Europeans models who escaped communism do cuz they aren’t built like a fucking tank that crushes dick cuz she can….and I am just glad she goes topless….willingly…I guess all they have to do is show her pictures of her war torn country and threaten to send her back and who really cares…..

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|Zoltan Tombor

2010

02

Dec

Tryin’ to Look Up Elsa Pataky’s Skirt of the Day

This bitch won some hottest pussy of the year award and based on her face. I feel a little ripped off…because the hottest pussy in my mind looks a lot hotter than this…unless of course they were literally talking about her pussy…in which case I have no opinion since all pussy is pretty amazing, even the meaty ones with dick clits and too much lip….and these pictures of her aren’t helping me figure her labia out like it was some kind of riddle, murder mystery dinner party, sodoku puzzle or whatever else in life confuses me that I can’t think of cuz I am hung over..cuz bitch don’t let us look up her skirt like real fame hungry bitches do…and it’s all cuz she thinks she’s in and thinks she’s a made woman….when reality is that I don’t even know who the fuck she is…

Posted in:Elsa Pataky

2010

02

Dec

Jessica Simpson is Still Fat of the Day

This just in. Jessica Simpson is still fat. Unfortunatley, not fat for me to not be down to fuck, and I hate fat chicks, but I can easily rationalize it, since anything next to my wife looks skinny….end of story.

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2010

02

Dec

Katy Perry Thick Uterus and Caked-On Face of the Day

Katy Perry is dressed like a trophy. A horrible, caked-on make-up to cover her acne scars trophy. With a sloppy looking body trophy no one wants. I don’t get how she is already muff-gunted even though she hasn’t even had kids in her fake publicity stunt marriage. I am totally uninterested in her. She’s a talentless hag and she’s fooled her way into celebrity by getting titty fucked and suckin’ dick, typical Christian girl behavior, but I find the whole thing fucking boring. I just wanted to put that out there.

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2010

02

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some of the latest “news” clips. I should call this the weird internet video clip post of the day…because it’s never news…but I’m bad at marketing….

Here you go:

Hot Paralyzed Playmate Tammy Banovac in her lingerie going through airport security stripped the fuck down to make a point..only because paralyzed girls are amazing at anal sex cuz they don’t feel a shit…also the reason they are no good at anal sex….either way….weirdness….

Comic versus Heckler…I have no idea why this guys has 600,000 views….cuz this joke was fucking obvious…I was hoping he raped her on the spot to teach her a lesson about his sexual ability….

Hot Emotional Damage on a Molested Girl cuz it’s always nice to see a man’s abuse really torment a bitch for her entire life. You know that whole emotionally damaged years after being molested hustle….. It is the basis of penis hating lesbians. It is the reason for porno and male attention craving girls who know how to suck dick real well cuz they started at such a young age…..It is the reason for teenage pregnancy and drug addiction…so in a lot of ways shit makes the world go round.

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2010

02

Dec

Rose McGowan and Amy Smart at the Dead Awake Premiere of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rose McGowan and Amy Smart at the premiere of their new movie, it toally feels like it’s still 1999. Unfortunately, I don’t. The last 11 years have destroyed me physically, mentally, and emotionally…I think I just shat out my liver and I haven’t stopped coughing in 6 months. I am broke, unemployed and married to a fat pig. My stepdaughters are no longer 16 and 17 and a lot has happened. Not to mention lookin’ at these girls 10 years later….looks 10 years later…it’s one of those putting your wife in a school girl outfit…if you can find one in her size…it just doesn’t work…it just isn’t an actual school girl and no amount of booze can make you think it is….

Posted in:Amy Smart|Rose McGowan

2010

02

Dec

TV Commercial to Masturbate To of the Day

I don’t know why this commercial turns me on, I think it has to do with loving gutter drugged up pussy with herpes on both sets of lips….cuz that kind of emotional damage, from a wholesome girl with everything going for her, to some bad smelling, diseased, totally unstable and insane….maybe even scary…pussy has a desperation like none other. I’m talking 5 dollar blowjobs to strangers for a hit…and with scabs on her mouth like that…who wouldn’t pay 5 dollarsfor a piece of that….seems like a fuckin’ deal.

Posted in:Commercial|DrugsNotForMe

2010

02

Dec

Lance Armstrong’s Wife at the Beach of the Day

You gotta love beach tits in pants on a bitch who chose her man based on his money, his celebrity, his athleticism, his personality, his contribution to charity and helping others, who still jerks off to memories of Sheryl Crow’s twat bouncing on his dick over her man having testicles…possibly because he keeps a vat of sperm in his freezer that he uses to knock up a bitch when he has to, and that she can have spoonfuls of when she gets sperm hungry……..not that it matters…

Posted in:Lance Armstrong

2010

02

Dec

Miley Cyrus Possible Sexting Pics of the Day

I saw this picture last night and I didn’t bother posting it because I am pretty sure it isn’t Miley, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t sext and that there aren’t actual naked pictures of her out there being shopped around by her dad, because all girls sext, especially when they just turn 18 and are trying to stay relevent and in the news. I predicted that the day she turned 18, there would be sex scandals, I was off by a week.

I don’t think this looks anything like her, but I don’t really care, possibly because I am not her dad lookin’ to get off to something he created while listening to Achy Breaky Heart, or possibly because sexting ruins homes.

This is boring, give me a pic of a dick in her ass and one bumpin’ up the back of her throat and I’ll start paying attention, but even then, who cares.

Stop emailing me. I know this isn’t her. Fuck. I am not a fucking idiot. If it was her. I wouldn’t have waited for hours to post it. Idiots and bitches, sext with your face in the shit fuck. No face. No fun.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck you, I talk too much. I’ve been sexting a bitch all night and she won’t show me her fucking pussy. I am drunk and dancing around like an asshole. I am humilated but that happened long ago….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Kim Kardashian Tit Shot
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J.Lo Used to Flash Her Pussy A Lot….
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Buy these For The Chick Your Loser Ass Wants to Fuck and She Will Fuck You…
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Sarah Palin Forder Bristol Palin to Do Dancing With the Stars Because She Felt Bristol’s Pregnancy Helped Ruin Her During the 2008 Election
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So Apparently Britney Spears is Getting Beat Up By Her Boyfriend
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Because These Sluts Know How to Make You Want Them
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The 90 Hottest Women of the 90s
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Hot Blonde Gets Herself Off in the Kitchen – VIDEO
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Michelle Wie, Hannah Teter and the 25 Late Blooming Hot Athletes
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Irina Shayk’s Amazing Hot Pussy Slut Gallery
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And Now, The BEST Breakfast to Cure a Hangover – VIDEO
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Think You Got Soccer Skills? Think Again, Ass – VIDEO
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Because Christmas is Coming and You Gotta Ask Santa For Something
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Sneak Peak at Gisele Changing Clothes
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Some JLo Because I Know You Love Her Big Latina Ass
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The Hot Slut of the Day Has 30 Mugshots and No That’s Not a Type
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Rebecca Creskoff Totally Naked, Totally Hot
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Some Emmanuelle Chriqui Hotness
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How Hot is This Facebook Girl?
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90 Foot Rope Swing Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Jasmine Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Would You Hit It? Midget Edition
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Now THIS is a Cover of Entertainment Weekly – SCROLL DOWN
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Muscle Babe Shows Off Her Double Ds
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April Loves Licking Pussy – VIDEO
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And MORE of the WEIRDEST Sex Toys You Will Ever See
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Halle Berry is Lookin Fine
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Lesbian Pussy Eating in a Hotel Room – VIDEO
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Michelle Keegan in the bath for FHM January – VIDEO
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Mila Kunis is Looking HOT at the Black Swan Premiere
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Brooklyn Decker Hotness Anyone?
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Busty Busty Blone Teen VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Alyssa Milano is Looking Hot, I Gotta Say
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Now That’s One Tight Ass
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Ving Rhames gets harrassed by Ving Rhames Hahahahahaa – AUDIO
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And More Mila Kunis
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Striptease of the Day 2 for 1
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Check Out The Tits On Danielle Lineker
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Hot Chicks And Heroin, Awesome!
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Sadie Frost Shows Us Her Nipples
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Dec

Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman at the Black Swan Premiere of the Day

Here is Mila Kunis and Natalie Hershlag at the premiere of their new movie about ballet that you may feel gay going to see, but you won’t feel gay watching them prance around in leotards fucking each other…..

To think this Ukranian Russian girl could have ended up working the circus juggling with bears, or stuck in line waiting for rationed toilet paper, or being kidnapped at 13 and thrown into the internation sex trade makes Mila Kunis substantially better than knowing she has a Home Alone fetish and rocks the Culkin cock despite it’s many rashes and diseases from his drug addiction club kid past. I saw Party Monster, I know how shit played out for him….

These are a couple of my favorite Jewish Vaginas in entertainment and I think they clearly show the world that Jewish guys should stop converting goys, but they have a decent pool at their local Hillel House to choose from.

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2010

01

Dec

Angelina Jolie Lookin’ Skinny as Fuck of the Day

Angelina Jolie is looking fucking skinny….and these are her ankles Brad Pitt wears as scarf when he’s not too busy looking at himself in the mirror while her jerking off to memories of Jennifer Aniston….not that anyone ever does that…because that whole crying to be knocked up everytime throws off the memories…but you get what I’m saying…

Here she is teaching her baby how mommy got her first job….and really the life lessons needed to get thru this hard hard rich kind world…

Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2010

01

Dec

Denise Richards Looks Like Michael Jackson of the Day

I guess the years of seriously hard drug use, prostitution, getting cummed on by rich men while she was one of Heidi Fleiss’ girls back when she couldn’t get work, but when she did get Charlie Sheen, turns a motherfucker into Michael Jackson. I don’t know what’s going on with her face, but I know it’s not fucking human. I guess it’s the insecure little girl in her getting plastic surgeried up to hold onto the looks that once got her a movie role and paid to suck cock. Disgusting.

Posted in:Denise Richards

2010

01

Dec

Kate Moss in Fishnets fro i-D magazine of the Day

I am not sure when a bitch becomes too old to wear fishnets and leotards…

I am not sure when a bitch has taken too much dirty rockstar cock before she is too washed up to wear fishnets and leotards in photoshoots….

But based on these pics, I am pretty sure that Kate Moss hasn’t hit those milestones yet….I am thinking it is less of an age thing or how much cock you have had in you thing and more of how tight the bitches ass is…

Here is Kate Moss of i-D. Still lookin’ good enough for me.

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