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2010

19

Mar

Ellen Pompeo’s Mom Tits of the Day

The only thing hot about pregnancy is that it makes tits milk filled for a little while. I guess that’s the logic husbands use when they try to fuck their post pregnant wife and her newly stretched out pussy in a “hey at least she’s got tits” despite the other 30 pounds she’s gained and won’t lose but will blame you for every time you fight or she tries to squeeze into her wedding dress only to be reminded of her new mom body….which usually happens well after her milk has dried up and her tits are like empty grocery bags in the wind…and the whole thing is depressing but not as despressing as Ellen Pompeo’s haggard face…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo|Tits

2010

19

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

I do a little thing here called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch and it was inspired from when I saw her on TV getting an award for being a starlet of the year for some MTV shit because I got mad. It was like a bitch who was destined to be the annoying girl in your math class, somehow got confused along the way and instead of working towards her law degree or her MBA, she got mixed up in Hollywood, despite having a face for Accountring….so I figured I had no choice but to remind the public, and by public I mean on reader I have, that this bitch may be worth a fuck at the office Christmas party after a few too many drinks, but she’s not worth jerking off, even if she plays a 14 year old in the movies….and if you look close enough you’ll notice she has the same hips as your younger brother, something most people don’t find hot, unless you’re a little league coach or priest.

So here she is with her asymmetrical face and the funniest thing in all this is that she’s already tried to alter her shit with plastic surgery and this is what she ended up with…it’s like seeing a dude get his shitbox car painted for 5000 dollars and shit comes back looking just as bad as it did before…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2010

19

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Still Hiding Her Fat Well of the Day

I want to start this off by saying that I am not posting these because I find them hot….I never find Kim Kardashian hot. I am posting them because I am amazed at how she has the ability to not look as fat as I know she is. I figure I don’t need to sit next to her on a plane, or attend her wedding to some black dude, to know bitch goes nuts on a pint of ice cream while spending the day in bed at least once a day, but whenever I see pictures of her, she’s got it all contained and under control. It’s like she manages to squeeze her gut into her tits and her thighs into her ass while never letting her SPANX or banadages that hold her in place be seen and the whole think makes no sense, but I can only assume she’s some kind of devil…or at least a waste of fucking space I can’t believe I am talking about….I just know these pictures are just as boring as this post….and I’d be regretting it – but luckily I don’t care that much….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

19

Mar

Stephanie Seymour In a See Thru Bikini of the Day

These pictures look legit…you know, like they weren’t staged becuase when bitch went back to her hotel room and checked out her google alerts about her cunt self, cuz bitches with egos always google alert themeselves, she saw that her nipple was everywhere, so she spent the last two days negotiating with a photographer to do this photoshoot of her on the beach with her see thru tankini…or maybe she just got carried away when she saw cameras, felt the sand, heard the waves and in some kind of brainwashed robot, busted into her model routine, like it was 1990 and she was 20 years young, 30 lbs lighter and her body was 2 kids and many sexual relationships with married multi-millionaires tighter….if that makes sense, which knowing me it doesn’t….

I’m not complaining, I enjoy anyone trying to show off something they were good at 20 years later, like athletes and ex-prostitutes, even if it usually ends in injury, especially if I can see nipple….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Stephanie Seymour

2010

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t take this picture of a girl pissing, but I wish I had. Not so much becuase I like watcing girls I don’t know pissing, but because I like taking pictures of girls I don’t know pissing. It would make my life more fun not to mention your life more fun when visiting this site so that it’s not just recycled bullshit every other site has, but unfortunately I am lazy and don’t have energy or the charm to get girls I don’t know shitting all over the place, but trust me, I wish I did….

The only time I accidentally see a girl pee is when my wife laughs too hard after holding it in for so long cuz she’s too fucking lazy to get off her fat ass and into the bathroom…or when we go to the public pool…which is another horrible fucking experience all together…I do think the tables are turning though….so while I wait for my inbox to fill up with pictures and invitations from girls offering to let me watch them pee…you can click these stepLINKS….ENJOY….

That Little Fat Slut Snooki Killed Somebody
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When the Hell Did the Producers of American Gladiators Start Working On America’s Next Top Model – VIDEO
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15 Celebrities With Famously Fake Knockers (Before and After)
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Young Hot Cheerleaders From The NCAA Basketball Tourney
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Find Sluts Here
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Kim Kardashian is a Sexed Up Version of the Hamburgler
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The 7 Scariest Sci-Fi Surgeries
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of the 2010 NCAA Tour
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Marisa Tomei Panty Peek!! Awww Yeaaaa!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Little Jailbait Cyrus Anyone?
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Harmony Gets Ripped Apart By the Fucking Machines
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Deanna Russo is Sexy
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Top 10 Threatening Band Names
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The Catholic Church is Going Down in Flames
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SHYLA STYLEZ IS ALL SORTS OF SEXY
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Alicia Keys and Beyonce Are Gettin’ Low! Yeaaaaah!
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Did You See Alice Eve Topless?
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Is It Too Late For a St Paddy’s Day Crack Head Leprechaun?! – VIDEO
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Annabelle Lee is a Natural Red Head
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Doutzen Kroes is Still Looking Mighty Fine
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A Gallery of Other People’s Girlfriends
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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2 Kids Later, I’d Still Fuck Nicole Richie
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Some Drunk/High Idiot Left His Baby in the Oven
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You Got Tased Dude!
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Anella is Hot and Horny
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Christina Aguilera for Maxim
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And Years Later, I’d Still Bang Goldie Hawn
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Lady Gaga Wanted Her Vagina Signed and By Vagina I Mean COCK
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I Totally Wanna Bang Vanessa Paradis
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Morning Show Explosion
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Stripfilmke Van de Dag
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Angela Griffen Topless
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Dawson Miller Gets Naked
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Speaking Of Text Messages To Your Mistress….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Dances in Esquire of the Day

Esquire got a hoit model in her underwear and I didn’t…so here’s their video and not my video because the only person I seem capable getting in their underwear is me and if that is a struggle and probably doesn’t smell or look this good……

Posted in:Candice Swanpoel|Dance|Esquire|Model

2010

18

Mar

stepFORUM of the Day

Sometimes things just aren’t what they seem….like in theory forums are for geels, but not apparently they are also for dudes who pretend they are chicks for cock shots…I like to think ours was designed for bikini models…even if the girls I try to talk to on the shit aren’t actually girls…but I’m sure if you dig deep enough you’ll find everything you need….so Here is some action in the stepFORUM….

Register to get the full DSF experience!
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———Celebs———

HOT – Amii Grove – Topless (NSFW)
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MILF Stephanie Seymour at the Beach in a Black Bikini
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Gemma Atkinson big busted and very near nip slip
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Mollie King from the Saturdays lookin’ hot
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Kaley Cuoco – Virgin Girl Fashion Show
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Danielle Mason – Flashing Her Arse
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Breaking News: Paris Hilton is still alive. Also, she’s still a whore. Oh wait, that part is not news.
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Kat Von D – at Chateau Marmont
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Rosa Acosta in Lowrider Magazine
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HOT – India Reynolds – Topless – “Indian Summer” PS (NSFW)
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———E-Books & Mags———

Rolling Stone Cover to Cover (every issue from the last 40 years)
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———Random———

A truckload of Optical Illusions to check out when you’re stoned! Awesome.
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What is a Sonofabitch? (pic)
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Bushmaster ACR (video)
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SOme Real Girlies for ya
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Facebook Woes
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Little Shithead! (pic)
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Dont watch this video on acid! (video, duh)
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Stead’s Beach Bunnies
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Beast
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I am – Random Link of the Day
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———Sleaziness———

Tori Black – Black Listed 2
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Assssss
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Random Sluts
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Mason Moore – Fuck Me Now # 2
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September is hottttttt
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Goat Gosselin Bringing some Heat!
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Nice View
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ATK Exotics – Selena
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BJ’s Galore
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Street Sluts – Katie cutie
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Young and Busty… and tasty
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Dressed, then Nekkid
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2010

18

Mar

Gisele’s Mom Tits of the Day

The rumor is that Gisele is working off her new baby weight and showing off her milk-filled tits, but she’s not fooling any of us…we all know she’s actually a dude they found in a small brazilian town…because men make better bikini models since they don’t get their periods…I mean Brazil is known for their trannies being very believable, so where the fuck else would the gangsters at Victoria’s Secret go to kidnap a motherfucker to work their asses off for them in exchange for their family’s freedom…who had to stage a pregnancy to justify his new breast implants…we know how it works…you’re not fooling us Gisele…or should I say George….

Either way, real tits, mom tits, fake tits on a tranny or not, she’s lookin’ better than ever…so new moms or dudes who are pretending to be new moms take some fucking notes…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Gym|Model|Mom|Tits

2010

18

Mar

Nadine Coyle’s Skinny Legs are Still Amazing of the Day

I love my bitches skinny. I think with this whole obesity outbreak in America is disgusting as fuck and seeing a girl with an old school eating disorder, and not the kind of eating disorder my wife has that leaves the buffet owner crying in the corner after she wipes him out of fried chicken, but the kind of eating disorder where a bitch is lightheaded, dizzy with terrible breath and rotting teeth from when girls starve themselves or make themselves puke, is fucking hot…cuz not only are they too weak to run away from you, but they are also fun to get naked…while fat chicks like my wife are only good for paying your fucking rent cuz they are too scared you’ll leave them at a time in their life that they know no one else would ever step up and takeover the role of “cock giver”….so girls like Nadine Coyle and her weight loss needs to be celebrated

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Nadine Coyle|Skinny

2010

18

Mar

Whitney Port is an Ugly Shopper of the Day

Whitney Port is not hot, but she is on TV so I guess that by default makes her better looking than the average person, even though she’s not. It’s like TV makes dudes think they are supposed to like a bitch, even if she’s really nothing special…and if they don’t they are fucking queer..but based on my logic…if you watch The Hills or know the cast of The Hills that already means you’re a queer and maybe that makes me a queer too…who uses this site to lure you closet cases into sending me cock shots…or maybe it’s got more to do with me giving up my own life to sit her posting pictures of people I consider far more useless than me and I’m not sure if you realizie this…but that’s PRETTY fucking usless….so here are some pictures to make us all feel good about ourselves and maybe inspire some of you to send pics of your dicks to dudes and collectively give us all hope that soon enough these idiots will disappear and their shit show will be cancelled, leaving them with nothing else to do….Yay. I love failure even if it happens after they’ve made stupid fucking money..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ugly|Whitney Port

2010

18

Mar

Lookin’ Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt in the Park of the Day

I spend a lot of time in parks because parks are free, people leave you alone and there’s a whole variety of bullshit going on in them, whether drunks getting more drunk, crackheads doing more weird shit to trees, moms and their kids hanging out and playing, bending over and breast feeding or young couples fooling around and cuddling, thinking that perverts like me aren’t watching….There are girls suntanning, people exercising and even bitches doing Yoga…I’ve had sex in parks, seen people have sex in parks, jerked off to people having sex in parks, it’s better than watching a movie, and it is the ultimate escape from my shitbox I call home…

So when I saw these pictures of ex-actor who once had a ton of sex appeal before she let her insanity get herself knocked-up prematurely to trap her boyfriend who was leaving her, I was reminded all the good times I am going to have in the park, you know when lookin’ down a shirt is actually hot, and not just hanging onto a memory…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Mom|Park|Tits

2010

18

Mar

Heidi MOntag’s New Body Still Sweats of the Day

I am going to admit that Heidi Montag looks substantially better than she used to look, but seriously, that’s not saying much because her horse face and shitty ass wasn’t much to jerk off to, although, I’m sure at least one of you did jerk off to it. You sick fucks…

I guess she just proves to little girls everywhere and their parents who fear they will grow up to be ugly, that all it takes is a little money to sort yourself out.

Sure, part of me hates this attention whore and her bullshit in everything she does for attention, whether it’s being a virgin, being a christian or hiring a psychic manager, but the rest of me doesn’t give a fuck or really let Heidi Montag come into my daily thoughts….

So here is her pig attitude with her pig face sweating like a pig….lookin’ better than ever as her career that isn’t even a career slowly fades into a stripper pole back in her hometown…It’s nice to watch Hollywood suck people in, chew them up and spit them out. I’m ready for this one.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Plastic Surgery|Sweat

2010

18

Mar

Kristen Stewart’s White Trash Tits of the Day

I hate Kristen Stewart, maybe it’s because I know I don’t have a chance with her, since I am not her brother, but I like to think it has more to do with her inbred face. Seriously, I don’t know why anyone is giving her any attention in anything but that teenage porno movie Twilight because they needed someone ugly, so everyday girls could relate to her and the love story, like when you watch porno clips with small dicks cuz it makes it more believable….but I guess it has to do with her being popular with the kids and the kids are the people filing up seats in the theater and looks have nothing to do with that…but at least she’s trying to stay relevant by showing off bigger cleavage that her tits are designed for and I’m all for padded push up bras to give girls a taste of having tit while showing off some real taut squeezed cleavage….like watching me try to squeeze into a size 38 jean….and since Kristen Stewart’s in it…not quite as sexy….ohhhh DIS!

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Tits

2010

18

Mar

Peeing Crime of the Day

This is amazing the dude from Slumdog Millionaire just got arrested for peeing on girls on public transport. He was caught behind some 16 year old about to pee on her and I guess it’s got something to do with being sexual fetish, or maybe it has to do with marking his territory because he thinks he’s some kind of dog straight from the back alley of an Indian restaurant or the streets of Bombay.

Whatever the psychology behind this shit, it’s all amazing and I’m sad he got caught, I would have been way happier if they turned him into a viral video….

Posted in:Peeing|stepNEWS

2010

18

Mar

Some Michelle Bombshell Cuz It’s Funny of the Day

Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with this trash can named Michelle Bombshell. I hate trashy tattoo jaked girls, but Jesse James comes for a background of trashy fucking inked up girls, like his ex pornstar wife Janine ….pretty much making anyone aware of this totally sure that Sandra Bullock had no hope, except of course for Sandra Bullock who went on Barbara Walters and Oscar Red Carpets and Golden Globes to tell the world how in love and how happy she is, which I guess is possible, but all this time spend obsessed with herself made her forget that maybe her boyfriend who was already tired of her and the novelty of dating the bitch from Speed and really just wanted his dick back in the fucking gutter. I am so down with this kind of embarrassment, you have no idea, especially when I know how high maintenance and bullshit Hollywood is. So watch this video of Michelle Bombshell and remember she got Sandra Bullock’s dick…an image that will be playing over and over in Miss Congenialities head….Hysterical….

Seriously watch the Barbara Walters Sandra Bullock Interview - It makes the whole thing so much funnier….

If you want to see more of her, she was a SoCalGlamourGirl something not quite as prestigious as an Oscar winner, but their site is being hit hard and I think the video is all you really need.

***Update: Michelle Bombshell’s Got Some Daddy Issues and Self-Esteem Issues, Otherwise she wouldn’t have painted herself like a mural on a trash can at an elementary school…

Bonus – Here is a shitty pic of her shitty implant tits that match her shitty face and real shitty tattoos….cuz she’s fucking disgusting….and that makes this story so much fucking better….

Posted in:Jesse James|Michelle Bombshell|Sandra Bullock