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2009

20

Aug

Cassie’s Crazy Hair of the Day

Cassie is Diddy’s fake girlfriend who he owns and who was in some nude pics a few months ago to promote her album and make a name for herself that good old fashioned whore way. She’s got stupid hair, which is too bad because otherwise she’s pretty fuckin hot, I mean according me because I don’t like my women to be bald unless on their pussy, so I guess the only person this shaved undercut shit really works for is hipsters who think it’s newage and futuristic and people with cancer fetishes, you know so that if you fuck her from the right angle it looks like you’re getting with a weak leukemia patient who is going thru chemo and that’s just fuckin’ weird…

Posted in:Cassie|Stupid Hair

2009

20

Aug

Katie Price Riding a Log of the Day

When the person working at the amusment park told Katie Price she should wait in line to ride a log, she jumped at the opportunity cuz riding wood is pretty much her favorite pass time besides getting ridiculous fake tits. When she realized it wasn’t that kind of ride, and not what she originally had in mind, she made the best of it by getting her new lover to rock her backend. I guess the beauty of having a retard baby for Jordan is that she can still fuck as much as she wants, wherever she wants, cuz the retard doesn’t know better, he’s a lot like having a pet dog….

Posted in:Katie Price|Log

2009

20

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her New Face Shopping of the Day

This is like a scene out of that movie Pretty Woman, not becauase Lohan’s lookin’ pretty, but because she’s lookin like a streetwalker who has landed a John dumb enough to give her his credit card to hit up the highend boutiques and buy herself something that makes her look presentable for all his upper class lawyer friends. Not only am I surprised that she still has money to buy all the expensive clothes she buys, but I’m also surprised at why her face looks like a Halloween mask and it’s only August, not to mention the boutique was nice enough to let her bring her Monkey inside to shop with her, which is a lot better than the store owners around me who yell at me when I bring my dog in, I guess because I’m not Lindsay Lohan and I didn’t star in a couple movies 5 years ago. Just another example of how life is unfair…..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping

2009

20

Aug

Politician Disses a Chick of the Day

I don’t follow American politics or really any politics because the government annoys me, especially after meeting a chick in a bar who is an event coordinator for one event that the government puts on once a year and gets paid 150,000 dollars a year and travels from country to country to see how the rest of the world put on their similiar events, staying in expensive hotels with expense accounts on top of the insane amount of money she already makes and bitch was laughin at me about it, cuz even she thought it was too fuckin good to be true, reminding me that taxpayers pay for that shit and I don’t really hang in circles where government employees hang out meaning hundreds of people probably have it better than this girl who thought she was scammin the world…when she was actually scammin’ all of you…

That said, this republican congressman made me laugh when talking to a woman who compared Obama to Hitler, cuz everyone knows she should be comparing him to Denzel Washington and because Hitler was less into healthcare and more into ripping people out of their homes with none of their possessions and sent to camps where they were tortured, tested on, and killed….a little less dramatic than introducing healthcare to a people who don’t like healthcare…….

Posted in:Barney Frank|Congressman|Nazi

2009

20

Aug

From the stepFORUM of the Day

There are titties on the Drunken stepFORUM which means shit is getting more ass than you are….maybe you should get yourself up on that shit and maybe it’ll lead to you getting tits in real life….

Speaking of internet pussy….I just signed up on a dating site for jokes cuz I am bored and this is what my profile reads….

About Me
Masturbating to online dating profiles. Dreaming of one day masturbating to the girl in the online dating profile in person. I am unique because I am into things people usually get locked away for being into and I like square dancing….

First Date
it would start with me alone on my computer masturbating to all the dirty pics the girl I am going on a date with sent me and would end with me masturbating on her. What we do in between really doesn’t matter.

I hope it works out for me….actually I don’t because I refuse to meet people off the internet…

Register to See Everything and Get Involved!
GO

———Celebs———

HOT! – Sophie Howard & friends Naked for Nuts Mag (NSFW)
GO

Jennifer Aniston is absolutely stunning in Elle (sideboob)
GO

Leelee Sobieski out on the town with a ‘friend’
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Anne Hathaway gorgeous as ever on set of Valentine’s Day
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Hot! – Moran Atias – various modeling photos (some NSFW)
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini in Bora Bora
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LeAnn Rimes goes for a walk in a bikini top
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Jessica Alba – on set of ‘ Machete ‘
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HOT! – Jennifer Morrison – Teen Choice Awards (SFW)
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Carrie Underwood With The Troops at Fort Campbell
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Audrina Patridge Out with B/F in Hollywood
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HOT! – Ciara Christensen – topless in S Magazine (NSFW)
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———Random——–

Some Real Girls (some NSFW)
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100 of the web’s best self-shot teen pics
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Nice Drivin you Little Shit! (video)
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You got Photojacked, biatch!
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PEENUS FENGA PAPIT
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MadamMeow gives Espresso to Children!
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Douchebags – here is your God! (pic)
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Car Wash Fail (video)
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Beach Goodness
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Celeb Bobbleheads (some NSFW)
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White Trash tattoo
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Seriously, WTF?
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You Can Thank Postmoves for THIS!
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I am – Random Link of the Day – Click ME!
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I am – Random Link #2 – Click ME!
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I KNOW YOU WANT THIS – you cheezy fucker
GO

———E-books———

Global Warming For Dummies
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Marvel Zombies Vol.2
GO

Maxim – September (Mila Jovovich)
GO

Jedi: Mace Windu
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PC Pro
GO

———Audio Books———

Born to Run
GO

Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
GO

No Country For Old Men
GO

———Sleaziness———

Twitter My Shitter!!
GO

A DSF Member ‘s Tits
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JizzBomb – Katie Kayne.
GO

Street Ranger:Naughty Neighbors
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Pisces Gives Us some Ams
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Festival Boob Flash!
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Lezley Zen – Boned Milfs
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Selina 18 Fucks On The Stairs.
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More DSFers Tittays
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Which One of these Would Be the Best Lay?
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Street Ranger:Brooke’s Bugs
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More Ams By Pisceschef
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what barn you were raised in, but where I come from, people share the best links they find from around the internet with each other…..actually where I am from, they don’t even know what the internet is, but I am assuming that if they did, they’d share the best links they found that day with each other. True fucking story…….


Beyonce and her Cunt Security Bully People in Croatia
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Brooklyn Decker Topless In GQ Magazine
(And Looking Like a Man)
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The 9 Hottest Florida Hoes
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Because the Only Thing Better Than a 4 Letter Word is a 5 Letter One
And the Best 5 Letter Word I Know is Pussy
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Jon Gosselin is a Cunt, But I Kind of Gotta Hand It To Him
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Now THIS is Bowling!!!
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Personally, I Would Have Punched the Waiter in the Face – VIDEO
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Dancing With Clubbing Cardio
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Lily Allen is See Through
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Renee Zellweger is Fucking Boring, But I Would Bang Her
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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25 Hot Chicks Giving You The Finger
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Britney is in a Bikini on Letterman
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Striptease of the Day
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is Getting Charged With Manslaughter
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Jeff Goldblum is Bangin Young Chicks And I Want to Know His Secret
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Let’s Gang Bang Sienna Miller
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Meet Michelle!!
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Jenna Dewan Needs to GEt Out of My Dreams and Into My Car
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Victoria Beckham in Tight Jeans
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Oh Dear Lord, Please Give Me This At 2:00 am When My Dick Is Hard As A Rock
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Trace Cyrus is a Dumb Little Cunt and I Wanna Punch Him Out
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Why Hello There Giovanni
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Revenge is Painful Btu Oh So Sweet
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Amateur Lezzies Get Down
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Kayden Kross is Masterbating and Wants You to Watch
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Ciara Christensen Photoshoot
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Lovely Gallery of Facials
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Give Your Pussy A Thorough Rub Down
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Penny Cruz Bikini Throwback
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Lily Allen Topless Throwback
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Sunflower Hottie
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Sluts on Video Make Me Smile
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I Love Me Some Kate Beckinsale
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Miss Tarington is the Shower
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Because You May Lose All You Money in Vegas But At Least Theres Lots of Babes
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Brooke Hogan is Looking Rough
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Quentin Tarantinos 20 Fave Movies From the Last 20 or so Years
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And That’s Why You Don’t Buy Condoms From a Vending Machine
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WHOA!the choreographer From So you Think You Can Dance Raped 4 Chicks, Possibly More
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And More of a Babe Masterbating
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I Hate Baseball But This Kid is one Lucky Son of a Bitch
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5 Reasons You’re Not Dating Smarter Women
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Except for All Her Money, Jessica Simpson is Bad At Life
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

19

Aug

The Topless Amber Rose Pics of the Day

I just found the topless pictures of Amber Rose. I already did this post, just figured I’d throw these out there even though she was hotter when she was covering up, because I guess I like the mystery, when I normally don’t like shit covered up, I like it bare and raw, but when it comes to lesbians Kanye met at the homo-club at his local community center, I guess everything changes….

Posted in:Amber Rose|Topless

2009

19

Aug

Tryin’ to Look Up Kristin Cavallari’s Skirt of the Day

I guess the new place I am going to have to get my creep on is going to be at some luxurious pedicure spot because I didn’t realize that girls go to that shit in skirts and more importantly, I didn’t think that they sat with their feet propped up like they were acting all shy at a gyno exam. Unfortunately, chubby Kristin Cavallari the bottom feeding idiot who thought she was too good for The Hills only to come crawling back to The Hills like at least one of my ex girlfriends, but that only happened because she was an immigrant who developed a serious drug addiction and the guy she left me for beat the fuck out of her before dying of an overdose and she had no where else to sleep and figured my couch was a good halfway house, until waking up every night with my dick inside her uninvited. I figured if it is my couch its my business…but now I don’t have a couch anymore, everything is my disgusting wifes’, so I luckily don’t have all these complicated issues to deal with…..except when my wife tries to rape me when I am sitting on her couch and busts the same logic I used….

Either way, Here’s Hollywood’s kitchen garbage of a person getting her nails done and inspiring a whole lot of men to look twice when walking by the nail salon….

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Upskirt

2009

19

Aug

Renee Zellweger Makin’ Her Booty Pop of the Day

Renee Zellweger has a scary monster face. I’m not sure if bitch went to her plastic surgeon and told him she wants to look like a dinosaur or a halloween mask on a regular basis cuz it will give her comepetitive advantage in her career, or if this is just the way she was born, because this kinds of genetic confusion happens, especially if the parents are related, but at least she’s makin’ an effort to pop her booty to distract us like so many ugly girls have done before her. That slut.

Posted in:Booty|Renee Zellweger

2009

19

Aug

Audrina in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

Everyone says that Audrina is an idiot, I wouldn’t know because I haven’t seen the show, and even if I had seen the show, I wouldn’t believe it because it’s all a staged lie, but I have met idiot girls over the years and as frustrating as they are to talk to or to try to have a conversation with, they are usually really easy to convince to fuck, because they only really understand the basic functions of being human like eating, going to the bathroom, sleeping and fucking, unfortunately, some of the bitches I’ve been with have mixed that shit up and in the middle of fucking have either passed out or pissed / shit all over me but I feel that’s got more to do with the roofies and less to them being idiots, but lets face it, they’d never be on roofies if they weren’t idiots but were smart enough to keep me 10 feet away from their unsupervised drink….
Either way, Audrina’s fake tits in a see thru shirt – fake tits even you could be rockin in front of the mirror if you have enough money and an open minded surgeon in Thailand….

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|See Thru

2009

19

Aug

Katie Price Pumping Gas of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katie Price pumping gas because I like to remind you that this miracle is capable of everything from having the dumbest fuckin tits, to having the most extensive product line, to being married to a homosexual only to divorce the homosexual, to having a retard baby, and now to pumping fuckin’ gas. She’s a modern day hero, someone needs to give this bitch the nobel prize or some shit….or even the Pullitzer prize for one of her books…or some even erect a monument after her and I’m not talking about in your pants you low standard tacky bitch lovin weirdo.

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Pumping

2009

19

Aug

Beyonce And Her Fat Ass in Her Bikini of the Day

I hate Beyonce and I am glad that Jay-Z cheats on her all the time, at least that’s what I assume he would do, because any man locked into some kind of bullshit relationship with a high maintenance twat who seemingly only cares and talks about herself while plotting evil Voodoo shit in her desinger bed sheets against those people who beat her in Award shows, like Jennifer Hudson, but here she is showing off her lazy ass that she tries to make hot while jogging on the treadmill rehearsing her Oscar speech to stay inspired in her work or some shit, and I’ll let you admire her because I can’t, partially because I find her vile, but also because she does enough admiring of herself that she doesn’t need any from us….

Here are some more pictures of Jay Z pretending to be happily married to this cunt….

Posted in:Ass|Beyonce|Bikini

2009

19

Aug

Kanye and His Whore Overcompensating of the Day

I guess it was time for Kanye to make an appearance with a girl to keep up the lie that he’s not a fag. So he chose the most obnoxious bikini he could find, you know one that he’s seen in the stripclubs the last time he had to pretend he was straight, or maybe he saw it in one of the porn mags one of his homies stole from the convenience store when they were 16 and back Kanye when Kanye realized he liked shopping better than pussy. I’m not really complaining though, she’s got a hefty booty and shit is pretty fuckin alright to look at, even if I see the gold diggin’ in her eyes, you can’t hate a bitch for riding the opportunity wave and milkin some insecure dude who is willing to be milked as long as she doesn’t try to put her hand on his dick cuz he’d find that gross…..

Posted in:Amber Rose|Kanye West

2009

19

Aug

Lil Wayne’s Having Another Baby of the Day

Black men are fuckin fertile as shit. No wonder the line at my local Walmart is filled 25 year old girls, black, white and asian all pushing around their 2-4 black babies in fake designer clothes. It’s like brothers don’t use condoms, don’t mind cumming in a bitch and have no fear of having to take care of the shit, cuz when you’re a rapper or street hustler, all you gotta do is throw some money at them, or disappear and not answer your two-way.

Lil Wayne just had a kid a few months ago, and today reported he’s pregnant again with some Jewish Black chick named Lauren London, who has been in movies and music videos and who clearly has no fuckin’ taste, cuz last time I checked, Lil Wayne was a good rapper, but pretty fucking disgusting to look at. Maybe she shoulda actled like all the Jewish girls I know and licked it like al lollipop like shit was Jewish summer camp instead of letting it explode inside her uterus….and here are some pics of her from 2006 cuz I love black girls…even when they are Jewish and not officially black…

Posted in:Baby|Lil Wayne

2009

19

Aug

Britney Spears in a Bikini for Letterman of the Day

Britney Spears was on Letterman in a bikini doing the top 10 list while I was at the worst movie in the history of movies called Funny People, that I assume was intentionally not funny at all, if anything it was pure fucking garbage that made me lose all faith in Hollywood and their ability to make something worth watching, it left me dying to die at least 5 times in the movie, I wished I was the one with the terminal disease, one fast moving enough to end the fuckin’ pain by the first hour of the movie. The real annoying thing in the whole experience was that 2 years ago I saw all those dudes doing a stand-up routine and every single joke from that comedy show that made me want to kill myself was in the fuckin’ movie, only they threw in some Adam Sandler stupid voices and a shitty fucking drawn out storyline and I shoulda been jerking off to Letterman not because he is so dreamy in his golden years, but because Britney was on the shit.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears