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2009

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My site used to be way cooler, I mean more stimulating. I feel like I’ve become like all the other reptitive gossip shit and on this Independence Day, I’ve go no choice but to plot the next step of the site, I expect it to involve prostitutes, drug use and me dead in the gutter, maybe it’ll be all on video, but I’m too lazy for that shit.

Speaking of lazy, some piece of shit Paris Hilton New BFF is in Montreal trying to get as much exposure as possible because Paris has dropped her as part of her plan to justify a new season and her brush with fame is dying fast, so she’s appearing at a clubs around Canada. I hear last night’s appearance was a party that was so exclusive she was the only one there and they paid her and her manager 50 dollars of gas money and a hotel room.

I thought about fuckin’ with her, you know seeing how desperate she was for exposure, but decided even that is below me and I’d rather spend my time with real hookers, not these latch on nothings who were the biggest joke of a show in television history….

Here are my stepLINKS and God Bless America….

I’m Sorry But Amber Rose is Fucking Ugly
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Is George Washington the New Chuck Norris?
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Michael Jackson’s Sexiest Co-Stars
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I Wish I had Known It Was Fuck the Earth Day
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Cheryl Tweedy’s Cleavage Sparkles
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How About Some Bugs Bunny Kitchen Safety?
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Striptease of the Day
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This Old After School Special With BEn Affleck In It Is Amazing
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Gary Coleman Got Knocked The Fuck Out By His Wife or Some Shit
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Tila Tequila Cleacage, Even Though She is Disgusting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alexandra Burke Panty Upskirt
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Sarah Palin Resigne As Alaskan Governer. Maybe She Is Entering the Miss Amerca Pageant?
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I Wish Vanessa Hudgens Would Cool It With This Acting Thing and Just Get Naked Already
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Rhianna is Taking Tattoo Lessons
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How About Strip Monopoly?
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Emma is NUDE!
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Strip or Get Beat Down
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Bitches Get Violated Before They Get Fucked
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I LoVe Sluts Fresh Out of the Shower
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Debie Rowe Kind of Reminds Me of a Thinner, Prettier Version of my Wife
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Bar Rafaeli is Nude
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A Quiet Day at the Office
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Jo Jackson is a Money Grubbing Asshole
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Sophie Reade is Topless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Strawberry Blonde, Will You Marry Me
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AHHHHH AMY REEEEEEIIIDDDD
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Yup, Shakira is Still Full Bangable
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Bikini Fashion Show Throwback
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Rachel Aziani Gets Naked Outside
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Go Down Baby, Way Down
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RED WHITE AND BOOB
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Jana and Yvette Take a Bath
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Seren Gibson & Danni Wells – Topless – Loaded – Aug 2009
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Best Couch Prank Ever
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Bite Siza Vagina?
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What Does Politially Correct Mean in the UK?
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John Gosselin is on Match.com
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Big Right Tit for the 4th of July Motherfuckers….
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Watch a Stranger Fuck
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

03

Jul

Drake’s New Video’s Got Some Big Tits in it of the Day

I am slow on this shit because I haven’t been reading my emails the last week, I’m on strike, but he’s the most anticipated dude in hip hop and I find the whole thing kinda funny because he is a half-jewish Canadian who was on some TV show and there’s nothing hood about that, but who needs fuckin’ hood when you get all the bitches, and here they are with their tits.

Posted in:Drake|Video

2009

03

Jul

Fat Pig and Her Beef of the Day

Happy fourth of July you cocksuckers.

Be sure to take your fat ass outside in your bathing suit and get your meat on your fuckin’ grill, because that’s what Kim Kardashian wants you to do. She wants tyou to not feel insecure about your fat ass or sloppy stomach from being a lazy piece of shit with a workout DVD and she just wants you to enjoy all the food you’ll soon be eating…. I am going thru alochol withdrawal and it hurts me both physically and emotionally so try to walk it out with me…unless you’re too lazy to walk…in which case just wait for me to come back…..eventually…

Posted in:BBQ|Burgers|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Pig

2009

03

Jul

Rihanna and Her Cleavage of the Day

I am still a fan of Rihanna, not because I put on her music and I can’t help but ask myself to politely not stop it, because it speaks to me. It’s not because I think she’s talented, or because I think she offers the world pretty much anything, it’s not because I find her the hottest girl in the world, but I am a fan because she knows how to get beat the fuck up by her man like a good girl.

Here she is showing off some cleavage…I just fell asleep typing. That is the weirdest feeling to date. Thanks drinking..

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna

2009

03

Jul

Cheryl Cole’s Cleavage for the Non-Americans of the Day

I assume the only Americans who are reading this are lonely and friendless virgins with little to do, because it’s the fourth of July weekend and even the cunts on The View took the week off to spend at the cottage with the fuckin’ family, or wherever the fuck you people go on your time off, but I expect it to be a place where computers aren’t the priority, because computers are the fuckin’ devil and you spend enough time on the shit during the week, so while you American are out eating corndogs, watching baseball, beating up gays and blacks and being proud of being fat trailer trash, I’m gonna post this hot little UK popstar for my Europeans who can appreciate a hot set of tits on a vagina that’s locked onto one of their pro athletes….Her name is Cheryl Cole and she’s pretty luxurious..

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|cleavage

2009

03

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Leaving Her Birthday Spray Tan of the Day

I am not successful and I don’t know anything about business or marketing, but when you are selling a low level product, let’s say a spray tan in a can like you were Lindsay Lohan, you’re probably better off getting your professional birthday spray tan in the privacy of your own “Samantha Ronson” home, so that the world doesn’t see you leaving a spray tan salon, pretty much telling us that your product isn’t good enough for you and that even you don’t bother with it and just attached your name to it for a quick fuckin’ buck, cuz that kind of hypocrisy and money grubbin sell out scamming behavior pisses me off and if you didn’t have such nice breasts, I’d probably write you a heavy worded email regarding this important personal business matter.

Here are the pics and I think it’s still her birthday, so Happy Birthday, asshole

Posted in:cleavage|Lindsay Lohan

2009

03

Jul

Kristin Cavallari Heavy Petting Some Dog of the Day

You know what happens when nobody loves you, when no one wants to give you the time of day, when nobody wants to work or talk to you because you are a worthless nobody, when even your family doesn’t answer your calls because on your rise to fame you alienated everyone you knew like a little cunt, cuz you were thinking that it was only up from there and that your peak was actually just the beginning, and that you’d never fade into obscurity like some useless trend, like Hypercolor T-shirts or some shit, you get a dog, because as long as you feed the fuckin’ thing, it’ll act like it likes you, and sometimes it feels good to take of something that depends on you, when everyone else around you just expects you to fail, not to mention all it takes to get oral sex is a food on genitals, and I’m sure you know that trick doesn’t work with real chicks.

Either way, you can kinda see up her skirt as she shows off her legs and gets busy with some random dog like the whore that she is.

Posted in:Dog|Heavy Petting|Krisin Cavallari

2009

03

Jul

Katie Price’s Non-Existant Ass in her Short Shorts of the Day

Katie Price and her Pineapple shirt are so not the kind of people you’d expect to see in Ed Hardy. You know cheesy as fuck bottle service guidos with retarded fake tits, fake hair, fake everything, tons of make-up, a vagina that has seen many fuckin’ dick like some kind of glorified stripper or whore that all the other strippers or whores look up to in envy, because she’s made it into the mainstream world and is set for life is not Ed Hardy’s market. Ed Hardy is not meant for the cheesy assholes in the clubs tryin’ to look like they have money, it is a premium brand and premium price points that are for premium people with old money, who like classic styles and not offensively loud shit to draw attention to how much they spent on a fuckin’ t-shirt because they have something to prove and see it as status.

I don’t know if that made sense, but if it didn’t, I blame Katie Price’s flat non existant ass, we get that she fucked with nature and jacked her tits up, but lookin at an ass like that on a body that has tits like hers, is so against nature, that it’s on some tranny-level of unnatural shit.

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Katie Price|Shorts

2009

03

Jul

Girls Please Learn from this Dude of the Day

I hate the fact that everytime someone loses their shit and strip naked, whether it is a homeless person, a drunk or high person, or someone totally mentally unstable they always have a fuckin’ dick. It was a dude who I once say naked on a pool table with a pool cue in his ass, it was a dude I saw on the side of the street high on MDMA jerking his dick, it was a dude who I say passed out naked on a park bench covered in what looked like chocolate syrup, and it is NEVER fuckin’ girls. No matter how insane a bitch is, no matter how fucked up and high she is, I have never seen a girl voluntarily throw off her clothes, it’s always taken negotiations on my part to get a little pussy flash, and I’d love if just once, while sitting on a bus, on a fuckin’ plane, on a fuckin’ train or even in a fuckin’ horsedrawn carriage, a chick would start stripping and screaming and running back and fuckin’ forth, pussy and tits out in the motherfuckin open like this dude who did it on some United Airways flight….who got restrained by two off duty cops, who I hear thought this was the high point of their careers….who later got arrested, but Ladies, do not let that stop you!!! Please.

Posted in:Crazy Man|Naked|Plane

2009

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still recovering cuz I am a pussy, speaking off pussy, send me pictures of yours to win a chance to be eaten out by me. It’s not really a prize for you, but it is to me.

Here are my stepLINKS

Because Thursday Isn’t Friday and You Need Something Prevent Your Own Suicide
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Mischa Barton is the Government Check Version of LoHan
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Remember When Michael Jackson Sang Lisa Happy Birthday
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Janet Jackson’s Sluttiest Pics
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Sex From 1-2-3
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Bikini Girls Shake
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FUCK OF TRAFFIC!!!
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This Whole 70′s Thing From the Runaways Has Got Me Wanting to Bang Kristen Stewart
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White Trash Weddings – A Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Power Babe Talks Renting Movies
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Striptease of the Day
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Hey Julianne Moore, I Think You Need Some Fuckng Sun
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Bubbles Where Are You Now
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Denise Richards Bikini Camel Toe
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Rihanna Will You Marry Me?
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Hayden Panty-Airs Looks More Like a Troll Everyday
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Nicky Hilton Stops For Gas
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uper Models Pose with Rock Stars
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I Don’t Want to be An Asshole or Anything, But Man Jessica Simpson Has Got to Lose Some Weight
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Birthday Stripdown
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Sticky, Sticky Road
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Nasty Blonde Bottle Fuck
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Get Sex the Only Way a Virgin Like You Can
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Raven Alexis Says Vi
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Holy Fuck is This The Week of Death, or What?
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Coffee Cup Drum Kit
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How About Some Antique Porn
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The “Big One” May Do Playboy
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Sarah Harding Short Shorts
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Pamela, Alicia and Kiwi Share a Cock
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Meet Emelie
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Anyone Wanna Bang Ashley Tisdale
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Venus is Sexy and From the Ukraine
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To Lindsay Lohan, On Your Birthday
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Sasha Fierce Wants You to Look Like a Cheap Trick this Fall
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Who Doesn’t Love Puppets?
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Who’s Going to the Donkey Show
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Spew Spinner 5000
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Big Asses Make Life Worth Living
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Michael Jackson’s Funeral Wil Be at the Staples Center? WTF?!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

02

Jul

Some Rap Video With Girls in Lingerie of the Day

I like rap videos when they get girls in their lingerie and shake their asses, even if their asses aren’t prime fuckin’ quality, I mean what would you expect from a bunch of guys no one has ever heard of with limited budget for whores. I’m not picky, I spend most of my time in bootleg stripclubs, you know the ones struggling to stay alive, that offer cheap drinks and cheap women, so I’m down with this shit.

Posted in:Dougie D|strippers

2009

02

Jul

Maria Del Alamo and Gary Dourdan and the Beach of the Day

This girl’s face may be a little bullshit and I’m not just saying that becuase there’s some brown motherfuckin shit all up on it, I am saying that because she’s got the kind of nose that makes you think you’re jerking off to a caricature you bought on the boardwalk, but whatever the fuck is goin on with her body is pretty fuckin’ alright by me.

Her name is Maria, she’s trying to remind us of some new age West Side Story, when really all she is is the dude from CSI’s drug connect frontin as his love interest, because it makes things less suspect. I’m onto you, when really I’d just want to be cumming on you. Word.

Posted in:Beach|Gary Dourdan|Maria Del Alamo

2009

02

Jul

Anne Hathaway Doin’ Some Homely Shit of the Day

Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway on her downtime lookin like she’s fuckin’ homeless and the only thing hot about that is trying to imagine if she’s allowed the rest of her to fade as much as her hair and face, because if she has, that pussy probably smells like some kind of wonderful, if some kind of wonderful to you is the smell of roadkill.

I once went to Shakepeare in the park and got escorted out by security even though it was a free show, I think it had something to do with me masturbating over my pants…

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Tits

2009

02

Jul

Elizabeth Berkley’s Menopause Ass of the Day

There was a time when Elizabeth Berkley was the hottest shit, you know a little Saved by the Bell Saturday morning jerk off session. There was a time she was getting naked and givin lap dances in movies and now she’s just menopausal. I guess that is the circle of life or someshit, but I’m no philosopher so I could be wrong.

Posted in:Ass|Elizabeth Berkley

2009

02

Jul

Jayde Nicole’s Playboy Cleavage of the Day

Jayde Nicole is from Canada, she’s also a fake titty whore who was Playmate of the year at one point in her career, making her really live up to the cheesy Ed Hardy wearing 9 to 5 millionaire her poor ass wanted to be, back when she lived with her single mother who worked at a diner, suckin’ dick on the side to get by, only to turn around and teach her daughter what is really important in life by encouraging her to be a high class escort because the perks that come with that mean a good life, and really these poor wallet fuckers are proud of where they are right now.

I’ve seen her in person once or twice and she looks like a little worthless slag and I am sure if she was in a bar next to you, you’d only look twice because of the cleavage, she’s one of those thinks she’s better lookin than she is kinda girl, which always gets in the way of me getting them masturbating on video because they think they are too good for me, but they aren’t too good for Playboy, that shit’s like the Holy Grail to them. Word.

Posted in:cleavage|Jayde Nicole|Playboy