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2012

08

Feb

Victoria Beckham Pantsless for i-D Magazine of the Day

Here are some pantsless picture of Victoria Beckham reminding all you lazy bitches that just because you have a kid or 4, you don’t have to let yourself fucking go….I don’t think obesity is one of America’s great epidemics…I think these lying cunts who you guys marry, only to have them let themselves go and take on eating everything they didn’t eat before landing a man, in order to land a man, and once a man was landed they could throw that self-discipline out the window….

It only gets worse once they get knocked up and have the kids cuz now they could blame it on baby weight…a collective conspiracy women everywhere are a part of…like a secret society…who are trying to pull a fast one on men everywhere and that’s why they hate bitches like this who disprove all their hard work in making us believe baby weight is an actual thing….and letting it slide since you did make us our babies and we’d be assholes to say you’re a fat pig we have a hard time fucking now that you and your friends are huge….

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2012

08

Feb

Kelly Brook in Lingerie of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….the things they do with photoshop to a bitch are pretty amazing….I figure if she’s allowed to be repetitive by getting half naked and perpetuating lies we all like to look at…I’m allowed to point out what her unphotoshopped truth…a fat ass and stumpy legs actually look like when they aren’t photoshopped….not because I wouldn’t fuck her…or that I really care….or because I am shocked big tits took her this far…..but because I want to see her working gigs she’s better suited for…like fully naked…and pornographic…even if made be to artistic like spreading her unborn fetus all over her when she decided career over family last year….

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

08

Feb

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

This guy’s got it all figured out…

Here’s the morning links….while I recover by whatever I ate that then ate away at my stomach all night leading me waking up shit covered with a burning asshole and a fear that a home invader had his way with me before remembering this ghetto shit I live in isn’t something that gets invaded by anything more than harmless homeless squatters…and not in the gay way.

Here’s some links…

And Now, The Best Commercial Ever (Yes, It Has Tits) – VIDEO
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MIA’s Halftime Show Middle Finger vs. Janet Jackson’s Wardrobe Malfunction
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Free Cams to Help You Get Over the Wednesday Hump
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april is a Platinum Blonde
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A January FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian & LeAnn Rimes Are Best Friends Now, Starting That Bible Study
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LIVE Web Cam Sluts, For Your Pleasure
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Horny Girlfriend Tastes Her Own Pussy in Public – VIDEO
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A History of Female Celebrity Breakdowns
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2012

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

This cop has it all figured out….

So does this idiot…..

And apparently so do I because despite being broke, in a miserable marriage, obese and a failure at all things…I haven’t killed myself yet…I just get by through alcoholism, hookers and the stepLINKS…

Mel B Fat Ass in a Bathing Suit
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Paz De La Huerta’s Ass Got Fired
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Live Web Cam Sluts For You to Make the Most Of
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Passing Cops at 300 KM/H
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Eva Mendes Tits in a bra Photoshoot
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Jessica White See Thru Dress
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Classic Sports Hotties You Forgot About
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Jennifer Lawrence Has A Sweet Bikini Ass
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I Guess Parrots Get Horny Too – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Women On Horror TV Shows
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Maria Menounos Tight Body
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“Adele Is A Little Too Fat” And Other Drops Of Wisdom From Kunty Karl Lagerfeld
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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Alana is Super Sexy
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Free Cam Shows. Can’t Beat Em
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Leaked Masterbation Video of a Horny Ex Girlfriend
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Erin Andrews Asks Supermodel to Play Her in Movie
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Jenni JWoWW Panty Upskirt On LIVE WITH KELLY
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Rachel McAdams, Just Cause
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Crazy Slut on a Sibian
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Out With the Old Tits, In With the New
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Some Sexy Anime Showgirls
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Went Blonde
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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I’d Like to Be All Over Joanna
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Busted Car Sex – A Gallery
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The Hottest Smooth Magazine Covers of All Time
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Brandi and Payton Get It On
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JFK Even More Of A Badass Than Previously Thought
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Gotta Love a Sexy Lesbian Make Out – VIDEO
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Katherine McPhee – Sexy Lingerie for Upcoming GQ – VIDEO
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Super Sexy Fashion Blonde
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Tila Tequila in a Bikini Because That Is All She is Good For
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Table Collapses On These Chicks LOL – VIDEO
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Elvire is Chilling Out On the Bed
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8 ways your female friend can help you get chicks
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MIA May Have to Pay a Fine For Giving the Finger During Her Superbowl Performance, You Know Cause She’s So Fucking Bad Ass
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Kyra’s Body is Just Outta Hand
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Hot College Girl of the Day
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Stuntbusters Chevy Camaro SS Burnout at 1000 FPS
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Victoria Beckham Pantsless
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Kim K is Friends With LeAnn Rimes For Attention
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Sophie Turner Braless See Through With Some Tasty Nipples
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Hot Slut in Music Video….
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Bubble Room Prank
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Die Antwoord Does Letterman
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Some Viola Davis Boring Photoshoot….
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Real Housewives Bullshit Fake Tit Photoshhot
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Arianny Celeste And Her Big Tits Spill Out
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If You Banged This Teacher, Would You Tell Anyone?
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Mickey Avalon Filthy Music Video
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Bro VS Hipster
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Rihanna Is Braless. Here Is The Down Blouse
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Rachel McAdams Does Movie Premieres….
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Glass Harmonica
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Nicole Scherzinger Naked in Nothing But a Trench Coat….
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pics….
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Jenny McCarthy Bikini at the Palms
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Brittany Daniels Topless
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2012

07

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Amazing Tits with Some Nipple for Terry’s Diary of the Day

Long gone are the days she had people do her make-up for her…now she’s like an ex call girl…or showgirl…she’s forced to chain smoke her broken dreams away…waiting for opportunity to knock…unaware of the little pig of a human she is….

It amazes me that she’s 25 years old and not 40….so fucking damaged….but not damaged enough to call up Terry Richardson to take some pics of her hoping to feel like the “artist’s” muse…while he’s hoping to draw more attention to himself – even though he’s already shooting 75 percent of all fashion campaigns….in a a win win that everyone is going to shit on…while there is nothing to shit on…bitch is flaunting her tits…looks amazing and wrecked…and I’m pretty sure she’s showing a bit of nipple….

The only think that would make this better would be if they were self shot and had more labia in it…cuz using top photographers, even though desperate, takes away from the desperation….you know I want her at the point in her life where people like Terry Richardson don’t answer her calls….we’ll get there one day.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

07

Feb

Katherine McPhee Tits in Smash of the Day


So KATHERINE MCPHEE…who I wrote about yesterday for being half naked in GQ is in a new show that I guess is designed to take on Glee with some song and dance shit at the college level….where bitch is training to be in musical theater….and it aired last night….

I have better things to do with my time than watch garbage shows that I don’t think should be produced in the first place cuz TV has ruined america by feeding them lies…while life passes before their eyes….instead of living life trying to fuck whores while drunk……they’re watching them on TV all scripted and lying….but it turns out McPhee showed off her little elegant implants…pushed up and amazing…and here are the screen caps….for those of you smart enough to skip this crap and watch something worthwhile…like porn….where there are actual tits to look at…..

Posted in:Katherine McPhee

2012

07

Feb

Kelly Brook for Fabulous Magazine of the Day

I posted the cover of this busty KELLY BROOK….because I appreciate a set of big tits that have been exploited for personal gain….I think a girl who is born with huge tits and decides “Hey I’m gonna show these off and hope people notice, care and eventually cast me in movies, cuz they are spectacular” is always worth noticing…

Even if the unphotoshopped truth is a fat ass… that is being fought off in the tailend of her career as a half naked busty model…who once SMEARED HER ABORTION all over her naked self in some ritualistic “eat the fetus for a few more years of a career as a sex object”….way…instead of having a baby and throwing it all away while she worked so hard to get this far….

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

07

Feb

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant in a Bikini of the DAy

Do these little bottom feeding rats ever go away?

I mean there are so many of them and they are all riding off their fat ass sister’s porn career…. thanks to Ryan Seacrest…in one of the best scams in the entertainment industry the last decade….

They don’t matter, they never mattered, they aren’t interesting, yet they are this money making machine of staged lies and exploiting themselves for personal gain….

And I don’t understand why they’d make the hotter one procreate, when the hotter one was the only hope they had…before the little ones got their periods…

Either way, here she is pregnant in her bikini and apparently people care….I just will never figure out why…other than assume America is just a pile of trash.

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Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian

2012

07

Feb

Beyonce’s Post Pregnancy Body Debut of the Day

Here’s some Big News…..and I’m not just saying that cuz it is black history month…and I am not just saying it cuz Beyonce’s all fat and big milk filled titty…I am saying it cuz the media is posting these pics of Beyonce’s big body debut post birthing…and I say who fucking cares….

I just don’t get celebrity gossip….do people email this around like she’s an old friend….you know do they talk about it at the office around the water cooler because they have no life, friend, interests, depth, personality…

I mean haven’t we given her enough fucking love, we made her rich by listening to her music, buying her music, and going to her concerts….despite her Delusions that she’s actually the one giving us the gift of her voice by making us pay for her shit….

What I’m trying to say is fuck this noise….and by noise I mean the cracking of the ground beneath her fat fucking feet. I hate this bitch. She’s the devil.


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Posted in:Beyonce

2012

07

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….I don’t think I really need to intro this post…just watch the local news clips that will remind you how you can be famous…just do something idiotic enough to get noticed…assault your neighbor, stock a celebrity, get in a brawl….be a fucking retard that will support my theory that we’re all fucking doomed….

College Students Have Access to Plan B from a Vending Machine
Shippensburg University provides access to the morning after pill via vending machine.

Surveillance Video of Brutal Atlanta Gang Beating
Atlanta police released surveillance video of a brutal attack on a southwest Atlanta corner on Tuesday.

Volunteer Wrestling Coach Accused of Showing Students Pornography
Volunteer wrestling coach at North Carolina school accused of showing students pictures of nude women.

Man Stabs Brother Over McDonald’s Brownie
Erik Cain from Lackawanna County is back behind bars accused of stabbing his brother over a McDonald’s brownie.

Teenage Admits Murdering Neighbor Was ‘Enjoyable’
At her sentencing for the murder of a young neighbor, portions of the journal of Alyssa Bustamante were read in the court room, in which the teenager admitted to enjoying the killing.

Prostitution Busts In San Antonio
Fox 29 San Antonio went on a ridealong with the SAPD Vice Squad as they rounded up area prostitutes.

Golfer Impaled with Golf Club in Fight in Texas
A North Texas golfer had a close call when he was impaled with the sharp end of a broken putter. Whether it was an accident or because of an argument is now the focus of an investigation.

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2012

07

Feb

Daisy Lowe Nipples for Love Magazine Naked of the Day

OMG! They’ve turned DAISY LOWE into what looks like a photoshop filtered sketch, or paining or someone with a skin disorder or something I can’t quite figure out cuz I’m not into fashion and too distracted by her tits being pressed against a window like a college girl…. but I bet Gwen Stefani wishes she always was a painting, or a figment of the imagination, or a fantasy, so that she didn’t have to be reminded that her husband, who she made take paternity tests before her, was not only a tranny fucker in his youth, but also an illegit dad who luckily gave Lowe some kind of complex from growing up with a dad who denied she existed until the law told him he did that’s led to her being naked in photoshoot after photoshoot…from Playboy to high fashion and any girl with daddy issues who gets naked for anyone with a camera is a friend of mine…even though I’ve never and will ever meet this Daisy Lowe tits…but you get what I’m saying and that is that I endorse this message…

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2012

07

Feb

Constance Jablonski Does Vogue Italia of the Day

Here are some pictures of Constance Jablonski, some 21 year old model from france, doing what I call the Lana Del Lip , but that’s just cuz the media got me confused by Lana Del Rey’s whole bullshit throwback vintage hollywood glamor image….I think it’s got something to do with her lip implant being some sort of Jose and the Pussycat brainwashing tool we all need to try not to look directly at….but instead we should look at this hot euro slut posing for vogue like she’s posed for PURPLE before….cuz the more we encourage her…the more companies will hire her to get naked for fashion and the happier I’ll be…

Posted in:Constance Jablonski

2012

07

Feb

Selena Gomez “SEX OFFENDER” Performing in Brazil of the Day

Life’s unfair…most of the sex offenders I know can’t leave the country…or get jobs working in their field of choice…like being camp councillors, bus drivers, school teachers…..but Selena Gomez does it and she sells out stadiums…

The only problem with waching Videos of Selena Gomez’s tight 15 year old body on a 19 year old who rapes underage boys…is that we have to listen to her garbage noises that come out of her fucking mouth….

She’s in brazil, she was in a bikini yesterday, ad I guess this is the reason why….to be pantsless on stage….like some hispanic beauty pageant in the back of a mexican restaurant costume…good times…

Here she is from another angle showing off her low budget special effects for the perverts…..

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

07

Feb

Lara Stone’s Tits for Calvin Klein of the Day

LARA STONE tried to sue me once….it was for posting pictures of her honeymoon where she was in a bikini…that her and her comedian husband put some sort of press moratorium on because they wanted to keep it wholesome and private and magical…even though they just met a few weeks earlier…not that it fucking matters…what matters is that normally I’d be mad about lawsuits and threats, but in this case, thanks to her awesome tits that Calvin Klein in using in this campaign cuz he knows they are awesome too…I’m just glad she took the time to send her lawyers on me….even if she’s never heard of this site, it’s the equivalent of when I used to spit or snap the bras on bitches with tits in elementary school for attention….I’m a threat to society like that….

Posted in:Lara Stone

2012

07

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shitty Words of Wisdom of the Day

I realize celebrities are fucking morons….especially deadbeat celebrities who can’t get work, let alone a man…destined to be alone living off residuals from a time she was smaller framed and seemingly more busty because she’s absolutely intolerable…but when I watched this boring as fuck clip of Jennifer Love Hewitt shopping…and the paparazzi asked her for advice as to not get in trouble, which was code for “how do you stay as boring as fuck like you have”….she responded with the mind blowing insight only a high school educated person with no soul or brain would say….

Have Good Parents.

Thanks for those words of wisdom you fucking cunt….may your uterus dry up before you give into the turkey baster so you don’t reproduce….

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