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2011

11

Jul

Some Britney Spears Concert Mooning of the Day

Here’s Britney Spears in concert pretty much mooning the audience, because that’s what you do when you are too medicated to actually tell us to fuck ourselves, cuz you hate every second of performing for us but you have no choice but to do it cuz the people around you are forcing you to do it cuz you make them too much money….

It’s like when the losing team moon’s the winning team in high school, or when the car full of girls gets mooned by the frat boys on a field trip from the school bus, in a playful passive aggressive fuck yourself, while I’d rather being fucking you to teach you a lesson kinda thing that can be as gay as it sounds…but I won’t get into that night at camp when two of the boys got a little too carried away with their mooning….and this reminds me of a time when I really wanted girls to moon me all the time…it almost became a fetish…whenever I’d be driving, I’d wish to get a car for of girls next to me, ass in the window, I went so far as to sit on the side of the highway hoping a bus of crazy girls would give me what I want, all pussy smeared against the glass without them knowing that when they moon, they give me a visual I want to fuck…before giving up cuz it’s a hard fetish to live out unless it’s staged…I mean people just aren’t mooning each other like it’s the 50s anymore, they are instead masturbating on webcam for each other …..which is okay, but not the same….

All this to say….I wish there was a little more mom pussy lip in these pics….

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2011

11

Jul

Paula Patton in a Bikini of the Day

The fascinating thing about Alan Thicke is not that he is Canadian, not that he was on Growing Pains, not that he composed the Theme songs to Diff’rent Stroke or The Facts of Life….it’s that he’s Daniel Tosh’s godfather….meaning Daniel Tosh is a trustfund, silver spoon fed baby who has a career thanks to hook-ups….nothing wrong with that…it just kinda puts things in perspective…

Alan Thicke is this Paula Patton bitch in a bikini with hard nipples father in law cuz she’s married to his R&B singing son Robin…and that’s enough Thicke gossip to last us the next 20 years of his fade into obscurity….we’ll make a comeback when we RIP motherfucker him…I guess….in the meantime we can stare at his daughter in law’s hard nipples in a bikini…cuz you know that’s what he’s doing too….ideally while singing this song

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2011

11

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face Skinny Legs of the Day

The good thing about Ashley Tisdale is that she knows she has a mutant face. She even tried to fix it with plastic surgery. She knows her team paid the Teen Choice Awards, or at least a staff of people in INDIA to vote and vote and vote again for her to win “Hottest Female Actress in a Movie” a few years ago when I personally felt the actual hot girls were robbed. See I’m a master of the internet and I even won a Ford Model VMAN Contest that they never get me my prize for cuz I have the power to manipulate votes, and it’s always obvious that I don’t desreve to win yet funny….yes I was the original ugly fat guy to win a model contest as a joke…

Either way, back to Tisdale, what I was trying to get at is that in knowing she’s disgusting in the face, she manages to commit pretty hard to her body and working it out as hard as she can, cuz as she pushes 30, coupled with a scary face, it’s all she fucking has….

Here are her legs..

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2011

11

Jul

Fergie in Poses with Fat Chicks to Make Her Look Skinny in Some Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures of Fergie in a timeless move girls everywhere have been doing for decades and decades since the beginning of time, and that’s standing next to a fat chick to make herself look skinny….

It is the fat chick in every group of friends that I always seem to get stuck talking to on the night she decides her hot friend I start chatting up gets too much mail attention and bitch starts crying for her moment, cuz I look like a guy who would fuck them, and I usually am…but it is nothing I am proud of.

What I am proud of is the day I slipped fergie my card and she never called or emailed me to fuck because it reminded me where I stand in the world. Thanks for that Fergie, you meth pussy I want to fingerbang with my tongue

Posted in:Fergie

2011

11

Jul

Man Saves a Stupid Kid from Death of the Day

I realized that if you leave your house, everyday life gives you a handful of viral video….If I had a videocamera this weekend available to me, I would have got a video of a very pregnant native woman chain smoking, I would have had a weird angy biker getting hit in the face with a water bottle, I would have had a dude walking around with a stuffed wolf like some stupid fucking hipster, I would have had girls with big tits getting out of the pool compliation, I would have had a waterskiing fall, and most importantly, I would have had me in women’s panties going to retail outlets and trying on clothes outside the changing rooms for everyone to see my hustle, before breaking into a dance routine…but the art of the viral video…is actually capturing the stupidity….or staging it so it looks like you did…like these people who put their kid to work and worked the security camera to make a motherfucker look like a hero….

I’m not sure how old this is, but it is new to me….


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Posted in:Viral Video

2011

11

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

A reader sent in today’s webcam star, because he’s a fucking pervert like all of us and he hits up the webcam sites to pass time cuz life without a webcam site is very non-nude…..or expensive to get nude….

Her name is BRLYLEGAL, she’s 18 and part of the trend of slutty 18 year old girls getting naked on the internet as she discovers her sexuality and in efforts to get famous. This is the Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian era, everyone is equipped with digital cameras, they see porn as a way to get ahead, they are far more sexual and better at fucking than when I was 18 and only 1 or 2 girls I knew were putting out easy….and those girls were in there 30s and one was mentally and physically handicapped and kinda took whatever you gave her and never said no….cuz luckily I don’t speak mentally retarded and a series of gurgles and bites don’t count.

We’re in the era of the happy to masturbate, happy to get naked, happy to fuck, happy for everyone to watch me, happy to be 18, bedroom slut…and it really reminds us how much we have to live for…cuz its only gonna get sluttier from here….

I’m not posting her nudes, in the event she lied about being 18, cuz some of these girls are 25 and look young, while others are actually just young and lie about being 18..so you gotta be careful when dealing with people who call themselves BRLYLEGAL, so that you don’t end up in jail or in a long drawn out court battle….


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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

11

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

And just when you thought the stepNEWS was gone cuz no one really liked it…It’s back in full throttle…It is entitled to a summer vacation, even though I am not.

So here I am, doin’ the Peter Jennings.

Man Files Lawsuit For HIV Misdiagnosis…When it comes to HIV, get a second opinion….
A D.C. man says he walked around for five years thinking he was HIV-positive when he was actually not. Terry Hedgepeth says he was misdiagnosed in 2000 by the Whitman-Walker Clinic.

Heidi Montag Dishes on “Famous Food” – Even though this is hardly news….but I’d rather squeeze it in here than give this trash her own post….she’ll do anything that gets her on tv….

Heidi Montag is starring in VH1′s new reality show called “Famous Food, ” in which she and six other celebrities compete for a partnership in a hot new restaurant. On Thursday Heidi talked to us about doing the show and her experience working in her parents’ fine dining restaurant as a teenager.

Behold, the man-gagement ring
It’s a hot new jewelry trend, but it’s not for women. It’s for guys who want to show everyone they’re off the market. So, would you wear a “man-gagement ring?”

NYC Store Bans Drunk Puppy-Buying
There’s drunk dialing and drunk texting, but now there’s drunk puppy-buying.

Man Arrested, Caught With Blow-Up Doll and he Looks lIke Someone Who Would Have Sex With Sex Doll in Public

A man was arrested after police say they found him “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up doll at a late night adult store in Woodbridge.

Caught on Tape: The Human Home Run
Dave “The Bullet” Smith went deep, launching himself 195 feet over the wall for the first ever Human Home Run.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Who cares about my weekend? No seriously does anyone even know I exist? Just curious….not cuz I actually care….It’s just makes me wonder if I should bother writing captions on bullshit…or if I should use my brain power on better things like addiction….I got one email in the last 72 hours…I am pretty sure your grandmother gets more emails than that and she doesn’t run a top 2500 site in the USA….but at least that email was some 19 year old asking me what makes an ugly vagina, my answer – if it has a penis.

Here’s some morning hangover links to site with more staff, cuz today was one of those days I thought I might die if I get out of bed…and this weekend was one big blur of bikinis, cheap wine, hot weather, sun stroke and public masturbation that didn’t count cuz I didn’t get to completion….

I Need Some Instant Liposuction
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The Sexiest Wives and Girlfriends of the Baseball All Stars
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Because Mondays Suck For All Of Us
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Snookie Looks Awfully Comfortable With That in Her Mouth
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Now That’s How You Make Good Use of Water Balloons
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Sluts That Do Their Job Proper
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She’s One Frisky Teen
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The 15 Hottest Pop Stars Throughout History
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FREE WILLIE NELSON!!!!
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Posted in:MHD

2011

11

Jul

Sara Jean Underwood Tits for Some Nerd Shit of the Day

This Playboy trash gone nerd hybrid shit really fucks with my head. I don’t get it.

I thought the young trash hef bought implants for were supposed to get business cards that read “future “wife”, and together star on a show where 4 trashy girls compete for his attention, while spending their expense accounts living a way better life than any stripper could….in som e Playboy used to be cool, edgie, classy and innovative, where hot girls wanted to be seen naked, cuz it was making a statement and now it’s just gutter, bottom feeding garbage that’s about tras that’s already getting naked prior to being in the mag…..

I didn’t think she was supposed to be Olivia Munn’s replacement, talking nerd shit, not getting fully naked, and really not being all that much more than the tits that partner up with the virgin loser content….

But maybe that’s just cuz I haven’t taken the time to get to know the inner workings of this slut who just wants to host TV and who used getting naked from Playboy to get her out of her child molesting home…cuz I’m only intested in seeing pictures of her hot bald pussy…and not pics of this nerd shit…

But I’m posting it anyway…but you’re better off googling her pre-implant nude pics….she was more naked, less cheesy….much hotter.

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