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2011

24

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m a firm believer in “why watch the news, when you can make the news”….all you really have to do is something ridiculously stupid, and the camera crews will be there to document it, the police will be there to arrest you, and you will have all the glory….that you’ll probably regret wanting when you first get prison raped in the showers.

Here’s the news….to bring some culture and current affair knowledge to your shitty life….maybe you can talk to your online friends about it….

Boy, 7, Goes for a Drive, Caught on Tape
A 7-year-old Michigan boy barefoot and in pajamas drove a car for 20 miles, sometimes hitting speeds of 50 mph, before finally slowing down and stopping with the help of police.

Mean Mom Accused of Violating Probation
A neighborhood feud in Trenton that made national headlines is making news again. Jennifer Petkov, the woman accused of taunting neighbors, including a dying little girl, is now accused of violating her probation.

32 arrested in Lake County sex-sting.
Thirty-two men are behind bars after being caught in an undercover sex-sting operation. The Lake County Sheriff’s Office announced the arrests Tuesday.
People need to not be sex offenders in Florida.

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2011

24

Jun

Elizabeth Berkley in a Bikini of the Day

I didn’t realize Showgirls was that long ago…but thanks to the condition of Elizabeth Berkley’s body…I have no choice….because it takes a certain amount of time to make something good enough to be cast in a movie as a naked stripper bitch….to being something we’d rather see in a one-piece or at the beach bar seducing the bartender and telling war stories about when she was once hot and all the guys would run after her, and how she’d never had to pay for sex until today, and how she’ll give him 500 dollars to make her feel like a woman again, all while fully clothed for the rest of us not on her payroll….

If you know what I mean…

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2011

24

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

The concept of this Webcam Star post is to celebrate bitches, everyday bitches, who get naked on the internet for no reason other than that they actually like it. Sure dudes can tip the bitches, or recruit them to do private shows, but the bulk of what they do is let 500-3000 dudes watch them naked at any given time and that’s just amazing…

See they don’t have PR people, or a master plan to get a reality show, they just legit get off to being watched….and I can get sucked in for fucking days on the shit…interracting with these girls…and laughing at the shit other people write….

Today’s star is Lilith Po , she says she’s 20 and she’s got a bit of a Kim Kardashian Body, but you see, I like girls with a bit of body, just not when they make 100,000,000 dollars a year, cuz I feel as the media whores they are, they need to give kids more incentive to not get fat, but when it comes to everyday girls, a little belly, some big ass and titties and a vagina that’s internal and coinslot cuz she’s got some fat in her outter labia, has never been an issue you for me…

She’s 5 foot 1 and has nipple piercings she loves showing male attention….a perfect combo for a bitch you’d want to watch on webcam in a room full of other dudes….

Here are some of her nipple pierced tits…

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2011

24

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my week was talking to a girl on facebook a few minutes ago who claims her mom was a lesbian and she was an artificial inseminated baby. She’s 20 and I did used to sperm bank before the hepatitis, making me think, she may be my daughter. I’m so gonna try to fuck her to find out, but the only problem is that people raised by lesbians are by default lesbian and that fucks up my whole incest cuz “I didn’t know it was incest” I just hoped it was incest plan….and really even if it’s not a classic example of DNA-ttraction, she’ll have a bag full of daddy issues, I’ll be happy to wash off my genitals….and a bag full of proving she’s not a lesbian like her mom …..Exciting.

Maybe posts like these are why this site’s not popular….

Stupid Girls – a Compilation
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Power Ranking the Hottest Lingerie Football League Players
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Free Cam Shows, Cause Its Friday So Lets Celebrate, Motherfuckers
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The 25 Hottest Cheerleaders In Movies
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Don’t Pee Standing Up – Or in this Case – I Wish More of these Frat Idiots Were Peeing Standing up and the Waters were filled with Sharks
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Tahiti Cora Makes Good Use of Twitter
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Pussy Tasting in Public
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Cam Shows That Will Make Your Life Better
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Some Dude Robbed a Bank to Get Free Medical Care In Jail and the Story is Insane So Here It Is
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2011

24

Jun

Cameron Diaz Bad Teacher Car Wash Scene of the DAy

I think I just figured out the reason I want to see Bad Teacher…originally I just thought it was cuz of all the marketing money they’ve put behind it…brainwashing me to want to waste 2 hours on mindless drivel…cuz sometimes you just need to turn off and watch a shitty movie….but now I know the truth….It’s Cameron Diaz’s hard body that’s sucking me in…botoxed in all the right places kinda thing…

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2011

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Techno Granny Dance Party Insanity…..
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Kourtney Kardashian Has a Sex Tape
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Kim Kardashian Posing Next To an X-Ray of her Fat Ass – Proving that It’s Just Fat – The World Is Doomed Thanks To THese Terrorists and the idiots who pay attention to them….
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Real Women Know HOw to Throw Down at Walmart – VIDEO
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Because How Else Are You Gonna Make It Until the Weekend?
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This Isn’t Going to End Well – VIDEO
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The 10 Biggest Beauty Pageant Contestant Fails
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Ginger Spice Has Got a Pretty Tight Body
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Lohan Tested Positive for Alcohol and Is Going Back to Court But Probably Won’t go To Kail Because She Never Gets Punished For Anything
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Free Cam Shows, Because Their Are a Valuable Addition to Your Dreary Life
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Amy Fisher is the Looking Good Sweetheart Today
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2011 NBA Mock Draft: Cheerleaders, Wives and Girlfriends Edition
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Kelly Ripa Panty Peek
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Maybe George Clooney is Banging Sandra Bullock
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I Don’t Care If She’s 18 Selena Gomez Still Looks Like a Tween
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Rihanna Looks Like She’s Taking a Dump on Stage
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Ryan Dunn Was Two and a Half Times Drunk
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This Whore from the 80’s Named Jaye P Morgan Made a Slutty Cooking Show That Even I Find Offensive, So That’s Saying a Lot – VIDEO
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Ariel Rebel Makes Thursday Infinitely More Bearable With These Pictures
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Gotta Love Boobs on the Beach
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Check Out Vanessa
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ANOTHER Earthquake Hits Japan Close To City That Was Destroyed In May
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Jesse Jolie is the Hotness
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Artsy Washed Out Nudie Pics For A Summer Mood
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Yeah I’d Bang Ellen Pompeo
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Teen Sarah Rubs One Out
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Sophie Monk Maxim Photoshoot
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Boho Hipster Hottie
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Salma Hayek WTF Are You Wearing?
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Emo Tattooed Girl on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man, Holly Madison is Fucking Weird Looking
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Ferarri Versus Cab LOL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Mel Gibson is Gonna Set This New Slut On Firev
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Antea and Christina Get It On
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Man Sporty Spice is Looking Hotter Than Ever
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K Michelle Shows Off
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Jennufer Aniston is Getting All Single White Female With the Whole Homewrecker Thing. If She Adopts a Black Kid Soon I’m Gonna Get Scared
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Free Internet Pussy…The Internet’s Full of It….
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Lindsay Lohan, Off To See The Wizard
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Kourtney Kardashian Is A Fucking Troll
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Amber Rose, Assed Up From The Calves Up
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Rihanna Takes A Dump On Stage
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Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Big Tits In A Tight Top
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2011

23

Jun

Salma Hayek Old Lady Street Walker of the Day

Here are some pictures of Salma Hayek looking like a streetwalker, cuz I like streetwalkers enough to pretend every girl on the street near a car is a streetwalker and treating them accordingly, it’s kinda my thing…

I guess what it comes down to is that as a Mexican celebrity straight from Mexico, she really was only a few bad blowjobs away from ending up working the street, and if she did end up down that road, like so many Mexicans before her, she’d likely be far skinnier, more haggard, and giving off a strong odor of shit not chanel.

But this is just one of those “things just worked out for her” for reasons I call “great tits” that were perfect to play the mexican part in some Hollywood shit to keep it authentic….

I still think she woulda made a better hooker and I think these pics prove it.

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2011

23

Jun

Lara Stone Big Titties for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Lara Stone. She tried to sue me a few months ago cuz I posted her wedding or honeymoon photos cuz she was in a bikini and I tend to post as many bikini pics as I can…..Now she’s showing her nice full tit in Self Service Magazine ….and I’m posting it cuz I tend to post as many tits for fashion pictures as I can….but that doesn’t mean that I forgive her or her legal team for trying to bully me…that doesn’t mean I think she is relevant or matters…it just means that I like any bitch who gets paid to get naked, half naked and tries to leverage that to get ahead cuz it proves my theory that all women are sluts, even the ones with expensive cars, houses, and lives…slut…not wait whore…that would make her a whore by definition…even better.

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2011

23

Jun

Hilary Duff is a Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer of the Day

The whole reason mom jeans are hot is because they ride pussy like bitch was a 70s slut on her way to the disco to rail an 8 ball of coke, before getting gangbanged in the back room by the entire staff…

Covering that cameltoe that is inevitible when you put these pants on is some kind of mean shit that takes away all the job in watching a broad bitch rock the shit…

That’s why Hilary Duff is the Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer. Call PETA. She’s fucked up everything.

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2011

23

Jun

Ashley Greene Sweating Again of the DAy

If you’re not a 13 year old girl with a twilight poster on your wall next to your Jonas Brother poster on your wall, then you have no business knowing who this bitch is, or even lusting after her….you have no business seeing her sweaty ass and thinking about all the motion that went into making her that sweaty…you shouldn’t be thinking about licking the salty taste off her like you were some kind of pony at he barn and more importantly, the smells you expect her to have radiating from her cunt should not be something you get turned on thinking about….because she’s done nothing for the average man, she never sluts off, she’s solidified her position in the market, all by neglecting us by not getting stripped down and sexy for us, cuz she just doesn’t care about us…we aren’t the market that will make her millions, we’re just the perverts that feed an ego that’s already been fed….and I hate this level of security and cockiness….

And all this to say…she’s got Popeye forearms for calves…ripped and covered in sweat…what a slut…

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2011

23

Jun

Christian Leboutin’s Got Black Titties in his Catalog of the Day

High Fashion luxury brands like Christian Leboutin are apparently smut peddlers, all making black chicks get topless for campaigns cuz they feel the black chick best represents the bitch who should be stripped, in some kind of racist porn the KKK would jerk off to, “exploit the negro”….if the KKK knew where to find High Fashion Luxury Brand catalogs….if you know what I mean….and if not, it’s that Tits for fashion is a good thing for the future of this site, cuz the second I convince the world that I’m a fashion site written by an ignorant homeless looking mother fucker, is the second I go 5-star luxury….so luxury that I’ll dress all my meth addicted ass licking, use my ass as a feeding tube whores in leboutins….or some shit…

Either way, here’s the racist, topless, fashion smut.

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2011

23

Jun

Gisele Bundchen in Black Workout Gear Again of the Day

She always does a great job tucking in her dick. I think that’s why she always wears these black tight pants that make Kim Kardashian look stumpy, dumpy and huge, cuz it doesn’t allow for any shadows to be cast, and it further makes all arguments against her having a cock worthless….I mean I guess a multi-million dollar lingerie career would have dispelled those rumors too….and I’ll just have to accept the pregnancy, vagina, Tom Brady’s heterosexuality, as if they aren’t some kind of marketing hype…

Either way, here she is leaving the gym. Exciting stuff.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

23

Jun

Amber Rose Bottom Feeding on the Beach of the Day

Here is Amber Rose big on the beach, showing off her fat ass and big titties, letting the world watch her draw attention to herself to further solidify her celebrity as being the rappers’ pussy….

I wouldn’t expect anything more from a bottom feeding pig….the poor man’s Kim Kardashian….is still less irritating than Kim Kardashian…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t its that I have no problem with this bitch, I get her hustle and it’s probably better for the soul than stripping.


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2011

23

Jun

Halle Berry Grocery Shopping Milf Porn of the Day

At first I thought she was buying watermelon, and I was like what a fucking racist, in her hustle to make people think she’s black, she’s pullign out the stereotype, you know like next stop the fried chicken joint, before spending a night on the stoop rapping in the projects, before balling out at the club poppin bottles for white chicks, kinda thing. But then I realized she was shopping at Whole Foods and there’s nothing whiter than that….At least she’s keeping it real in tight denim shorts….

A little known fact about me is that I love the grocery store for scoping out pussy…sure I like scoping out pussy everywhere, but just seeing the foods a bitch buys tells you so much about how lonely she is, and how desperately she needs to get fucked….and even what her shit will smell like when you fuck her up the ass…It’s a great place for erotica….it’s the simple things in life…best things in life are free….kinda thing…

Here’s Halle Berry trying to live up to my expectations…

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2011

23

Jun

Kim Kardashian Fat in Tight Pants of the Day

So I was standing outside of the gym the other day and a stream of fat chicks in tight pants walked in, and I was like this is a fucking gym, shouldn’t the bitches going in be tight bodied, and things I want to fuck when I’m both sober and drunk and not just drunk and aroused with no witnesses, then I realized shit is asperational, these pigs are going in, cuz they want to look like the skinny bitches I want them to be…

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian is a fat lazy pig, feeding off society, and tricking dudes into thinking she’s hot thanks to marketing…

THe only think she’s got that’s skinny is her fucking ankles and even they quickly go dumpy, sloppy, thick and disguting….I never get why people get mad at me when I call her fat, don’t they have fucking eyes? Or maybe they are fatter than her and in a way think they are defending themselves…cuz if she’s considered fat, then they are considered real fat….

When the cold hard truth is that this bitch is fucking huge. Work out clothes or not, I’m not buying it….and you shouldn’t either. THIS IS A FAT CHICK BODY….Realize it fatty.

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