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2010

08

Feb

Brooklyn Decker and Her Beach Shoes of the Day

Tennis pro Andy Roddick’s wife is some bikini model named Brooklyn Decker who you’ve probably all heard of since she was in SI and Victoria’s Secret and other related shit.

She was on the beach in a pair of heels because you can’t put a price on making your legs look as good as they possibly can since you depend on the shit to get more work…so comfort and not looking like an idiot doesn’t really come into play…and here are the pics…

I’ve tried to befriend this bitch on Twitter, but she just ignores me, so I should really try to be a lot more evil in this post, but why fuckin’ bother….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Beach|Brooklyn Decker|Legs

2010

08

Feb

Megan Fox Cowboy Tits of the Day

I had this theory that cowboys were going to make a huge comeback. I figured that zombies had their revival, as did vampires and aliens all concepts from the 1950s. Cowboys were the only group of people who weren’t getting the media attention they deserved, I mean other than Brokeback Mountain, but that shit’s just homo….

I’m talking the cowboys kids used to play with, that America as we know it was built on that….So part of me was happy to see a good Western in the works, but unfortunately Megan Fox is attached to the project, making me think the revival is gonna end before it even starts. She’s got the ability to taint things like the meat I fed my wife the other night hoping her stomach of steel would shut the fuck down, but it didn’t bring the elephant down. So maybe my vision for people dressing like cowboys will still come true…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cowboy|Megan Fox|Tits

2010

08

Feb

Kirsten Dunst Looks Like Death of the Day

I don’t know what Hollywood does to bitches, but I do know that all the hot pussy from the last decade ends up lookin’ grey, haggard and like they are about to fucking die. This shit is worse than the time I kidnapped a girl I met at the bus stop and didn’t want her to ever leave me so I just fed her GHB daily wiping her out and making her unable to ever leave me, it was love motherfuckers, don’t judge..

But seriously, I don’t understand what type of shit this bitch has put into herself the last few years, but I do know that based on the way she looks, she won’t have much longer to go before being reunited with her friend DJ AM, Brittany Murphey, Estelle Getty, Michael Jackson, Josh Hartnett and Heath Ledger in the bahamas on their secret island hide out….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

08

Feb

Marisa Miller Dressed Like an Angry 15 Year Old of the Day

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There’s something funny about seeing grown women dress like teenage girls. Sure most of my sexual fantasies involve a barely 18 year old and her cotton panties, but whenever I try to get my wife to play that shit out, it always turns into a disaster, mainly because I know it takes years of hard eating to get as fat as she is, and my whole excitement level goes out the window with harsh reality…

I don’t know why Marisa Miller isn’t wearing her bikini, or her lingerie and I don’t know why she looks like she’s going to the mall to flirt with boys and listen to CDs at the music store but I do know it isn’t as hot as it could be….but you’ll probably like it cuz she’s a girl and girls have vaginas and vagina is something you never get to lick, touch or fuck.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Marisa Miller

2010

08

Feb

Blake Lively in Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

The Gossip Girl who wasn’t born in a halfway house to a criminal mother but who was born to actor parents who forced her to live out there dreams, who didn’t want to be famous so badly that she took parts in fetish movies but did want to be famous enough to play a Fetish in a Movie but probably sucked an equal number of dicks to make her dreams come true was in her bikini in Miami and here are the stalker pics….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Blake Lively

2010

08

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits for the Superbowl of the Day

I didn’t watch the Superbowl because I don’t care about Football or any sports for that matter, I find the whole concept of watching a bunch of dudes competing for nothing but an imaginary cup or trophy is pretty fucking homo. Sure you can pretend it is a manly thing to do, but really paying these dudes millions of dollars to get you all excited and screaming is prostitution.

Speaking of men, here’s Kim Kardashian, a man with the stupidest tits, like some kind of science experiment. Some say she’s the reason the Saints won, I say I hope the fact that Saints won, makes Reggie go OJ and Nicole Browns the bitch….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian

2010

08

Feb

Jordan Sparks is Covered Up on the Beach cuz She’s Fat of the Day

It’s nice to see Jordan Sparks wrapped up and covering her disgusting body on the beach of Miami. I am sure it’s a hell of a lot more fun than when her sister’s baby daddy murdered her entire family, oh wait, that was Jennifer Hudson, the other black American Idol…they all look the fucking same….

Yes. I did just make that joke.

I hope that’s her brother and not her boyfriend, cuz I don’t think beds or hotel room neighbor’s can handle that kind of abuse. I mean other than me, because whenever I hear two people fucking, I always get excited, especially if it is a fat American Idol….yes Ruben, I’m talking to you big boy….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Jordan Sparks

2010

08

Feb

Jennifer Aniston In Her Bikini for her 41st Birthday of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is old as fuck and her chances of having a baby of her own have pretty much leaked out of her pussy and over her panties in the form of her last tired period. I bet she regrets cursing her period all those years, wishing it would go away, because now she knows you don’t know what you had til it’s gone…

She’s latched herself onto Gerard Butler, who is in her latest movie and probably plotting his escape, but knows he can only make a move after the press is over, cuz otherwise bitch will go psycho….

On a sidenote, when Gerard Butler was filming 300 in Montreal, he fucked a few girls I know. He was on some special diet, he wasn’t drinking or doing cocaine like he was used to and he was apparantly a huge fucking bitch at least according to little groupie bitches who just liked the fact he was in a movie and didn’t really care that they had never hear of him before, but were just happy he chose them to be inside of….

Either way, happy birthday grandma aniston who will never be a grandma cuz you were too fucking picky and thought you were too good for every single guy but managed to turn off the few you ever did locked down. I hope you had a good day using the telescope to spy on the paparazzi who was spying on you….fucking loser…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Aniston

2010

05

Feb

stepLINKS and the Snooki Sex Tape of the Day

When I don’t drink I get, or when I am not drunk I get serious panic attacks like some kind of girl. So bad that I can’t get off the pile of newspapers I call my bed. I am not convinced that they aren’t minor heart attacks because killing me would mean putting me out of my misery, and no one wants that….so it was nice to hear that Amanda Seyfried also suffers from panic attacks. It’s like there’s comfort in knowing I am not alone in this….I am bullshitting but speaking of panic a mental illness, Here’s the rumored Snooki Sex Tape that is obviously bullshit….

And here is a local girl with a dream of being the best ass according to American Apparel….


Vote For Her Hot Ass Cuz She Will Let Me Tickle It With My Tongue and by Tongue I Mean Penis When She Wins…..
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Hasselbeck has The Single Greatest Ass I’ve Seen on a Mom of Three, Seriously this Gave me a Fucking Boner When I Saw it on my Neighbor’s TV…as for that pig Sheri who blocked me on twitter…Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Everybody Hates Snooki, Including Chicken Wing Loving City of Philadephia
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15 Questions Lost Needs to Answer or People Are Going to Flip the Fuck Out
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Because You’re to Lazy to Go Out And Socialize With Real Chicks and So Am I
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Anne Denis Will Make You Fall In Love…With Her Clevage
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If Wes Anderson Made Spiderman – VIDEO
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And More From the Celebritie Slut Trainwreck 100
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kelly Brooke and Her Panty Upskirt
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Rihanna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Why I Hate Gwenyth Paltrow of the Day
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Slut Has Fun After School – VIDEO
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Hey Kate Moss, What’s That All Over Your Crotch?
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Okay Well the Youth of South Africa Are Officiall Fucked Up – VIDEO
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Mmmmmm Gotta Love Selfshots
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Who Doesn’t Love Some Angry Grammas That Are Pro Abortion? – VIDEO
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Kanye West is Literally Going Insane Before Out Very Eyes ad It’s Amazing
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A Friday Game of Who’d You Rather
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Electra, Sammi and Nikki Get It On
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A Kristen Cavalarri Throwback That Reminded Me of How Bangable She Used to Be
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How is Alyssa Milano Still This Hot After All These Years? Damn
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Frozen Pretty Much Looks Like the Shittiest Movie Ever Made and I Can’t Wait to See It – VIDEO
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In Turkey, It’s Apparently Perfectly Acceptable to Bury Your Daughter For Talking To Boys
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Snooki X French Band Phonix = Most Awkward Interview Ever – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Group Lesbos! Awww Yeaah!
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Olivia Munn is Lookin Hot – VIDEO
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Beyonce is Selling Some Thing or Another But I Am Distracted By Her Breasts
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Cameron Diaz in a Bikini
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Nice Tits Should Be SHown Off Accordingly
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All Together Now: WE HATE YOU PARIS HILTON
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Alex Trebek is a Fucking Asshole – VIDEO
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Nicole Richie is Lookin Good These Days, I Kinda Miss Her Pregnant Tits Tho
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Sexy Blonde Goes Solo – VIDEO
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Taylor Swift’s Hottest Pics
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2010

05

Feb

Anne Hathaway Half Naked for GQ of the Day

It would be nice if I had big budgets and a brand name that celebrity pussy wanted to be associated with so badly that they get half naked, but I don’t. The celebrity pussy doesn’t know this site exists and the only photoshoot I ever orchestrated was a disaster that involved my dick in my wife and you make out anything from the small equipment to her gut and pubic hair…So instead I am forced to steal from other people who do….

Now here is Anne Hathaway, boring yet half naked and that’s good enough for me….

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|GQ|Half Naked

2010

05

Feb

Ashley Greene for Marie Claire of the Day

Ashley Greene was in a Marie Claire photoshoot and if you don’t mind girls with big dumbo ears talking about what she wears in a boring fucking photoshoot video and if you’re into the hot girl from Twilight, a movie with not hot girls in it because hot girls will take away from their strategy to seduce young 15 year girls into buying into their bullshit franchise by not having girls outrageously hot that they can’t actually relate to, then this video is for you….

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Marie Claire|Photoshoot Video

2010

05

Feb

Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Fight is Inspiring of the Day

I am not going to lie, I still have a soft spot in my panties for Lindsay Lohan.

I write her emails, text messages, twitter messages everytime I think of her which is almost never, but when I do she ignores me and there’s just something amazing about getting ignored by a useless whore who thinks she is too good for me that makes me want her even more, before realizing that I really don’t care and that I am far too lazy to bother no matter how much I like her addict unstable insanity or how hard she is trying to not be totally irrelevant…but part of me still thinks she’s amazing…and that part of me may not my penis, but our connection at our souls….

Either way, enough with the bullshit, I read this funny story about her and Ronson from last night in a crazy lesbian brawl and I thought i should share it with you….

Treating herself to a gourmet meal, Lindsay Lohan was spotted arriving at Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood last night (February 4).

The “Mean Girls” actress looked to be in a good mood as she walked past, text messaging on her mobile phone and sporting a furry grey coat.

In related news, it seems LiLo was in the mood to mess with her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson while out at Crown Bar earlier this week.

An eyewitness revealed, “Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar. Lindsay turned up around 11 pm and she was in the mood for trouble! Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderall, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her.”

“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancingwith this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.” “Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, ‘Why don’t you just have another drink?’ and even told her, ‘You’re a disgrace.’”

“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”

Here are some pics of her after her dyke fight, drug use and hard drinking……

And here she is on her hoarding…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fight|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2010

05

Feb

Mischa Barton is Gonna Die Soon of the Day

I’ve put Mischa Barton on Death Watch and the whole thing is very exciting to me. Call me a psycho if you want, but the reality is that I get excited when these celebrities die. I don’t have any on impact on their ultimate self-destruction, I’m irrelevant in their lives, so I don’t feel guilty about how they spend all their bullshit TV or Movie money on drugs, alcohol and in Mischa Barton’s case – baked goods, until eventually their bodies give out on them. See there are people out there who actually kill themselves cuz they have actual problems, cuz they actually hate themselves or can’t live with the shitty hand they’ve been dealt, but celebrities are a fucking joke, they have it all….money, easy access to nightclubs, free clothes and drinks and they don’t need to work. They can travel the world, live large and have a good fucking time, but instead do this, and it make me laugh.

So when Mischa Barton dies, you can expect a tribute here in the form of laughter, and in the meantime we can all watch the demise…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:death|Mischa Barton

2010

05

Feb

Sophie Monk’s Big Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

I am pretty sure Sophie Monk likes drawing attention to her pussy. Last week, she made a statement about her vagina, saying something like it’s not as big as you think it is based on all the cameltoes she gets. Leading me to believe that this latch-on, bottom-feeding nobody wants people talking about her pussy, because I am pretty sure the majority of people don’t even know who she is, let alone that she’s got a fucking big pussy that always gets caught up in her cameltoe. It’s like some kind of publicity stunt I don’t fucking understand, like a kid who can’t keep his hands off his genitals in public, getting everyone to laugh awkwardly, except on a girl we’d all like to fuck, because she’s got a good enough body, and fulfills our Muppet sex fantasy, provided we didn’t know she had Paris Hilton’s herpes from when her meal ticket cheated on her…

That said, here she is in another pair of tight pants, that I can only assume she wears a cameltoe prosthetic or tries to jack up in her drunk, so that the 5 people who still bother with her put it on their websites….and I’m okay with that shit, cuz tight pussy hugging pants have always been fun….so I think she should keep up on this marketing strategy since it works for me……cuz I love seeing the shape of a girl’s pussy – no matter how disgusting the bitch or her pussy is….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Big Vagina|Sophie Monk

2010

05

Feb

Lacy Chabert is the Emotional Eater of the Day

I never watched Party of Five because I have male genitals and a the time it was on TV, I had a social life and got laid on the regular because I was married to disgusting…but I know a lot of you motherfuckers did, so you may be shocked to see that Lacy Chabert, the young pussy on the show who used to look like THIS, now looks like she’s rushing to get to the all you can eat buffet because she’s in hypolycemic shock since she only ate a huge lunch 45 mins earlier and she feels the hunger comin’ on strong….

This is seriously the kind of fat that makes you wonder whether a bitch got molested as a kid leading her to emotional eating her way through it, or whatever the fuck triggered her to stop caring about having a career or being jerked fof to, and start self-medicating with food, but the same thing happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt who was also on Party of Five, so I can only assume shit is related….

Everyone likes to rip into celebs for being too skinny, drug addicts, drunks, but at least their greasy unhealthy lookin’ selves fit into a small.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Lacy Chabert