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2012

11

Apr

Rihanna’s Peeping Tom Hotel Room Ass in Shorts Pics of the Day

I have a friend who lives next to a hotel and we always do drugs on his roof watching the shit go down across the street. We’ve seen orgies, we’ve seen gangbangs, we’ve seen a gay dude using a penis pump before going out, we’ve watched girls get ready, get fucked, give blowjobs, and shit is one of the best ways to spend our summer nights….cuz more often than not…people don’t shut their blinds…..it is also a lot less creepy and more consistent than when I used to do the same shit by climbing up fire escapes, where I’d wait for hours, risking getting caught, just waiting for a bitch to have a fucking shower, while on a Friday night, at a hotel, you know they are ready to fuck.

That said, here are some highly illegal if not staged pics of Rihanna and a peeping tom paparazzi who should have got less booty short and more fisting herself pics…but I take what I can get…it is all part of bottom feeding.


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2012

11

Apr

Miley Cyrus Titties Go Braless Shopping of the Day

The other day MILEY WORE A SHORT TIGHT SKIRT AND FLASHED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN PANTYLESS LABIA ….even though you should know a vagina when you fucking see one…and not really have to analyze the shit…unless you’re fucking street whores who are either post-low-budget-op trannies…..or infected with a wide variety of infections.

Today, she’s wearing no bra and a sleeveless rock and roll t-shirt….that her titty is popping out of…like she’s some kind of hipster…and since recently finding a serious appreciation for Miley and her tight little young body….mainly based on her willingness to slut out to get ahead….I like.

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2012

11

Apr

Renee Olstead in Thigh Highs and Garters of the Day

Renee Olstead was some fat bitch who sang badly that you probably never heard of…..who decided that she would release some AMAZING NUDE PICS to take her twitter following from 7,000 to 22,000….something I am sure she hoped would have had a little more impact, since you can buy 10,000 twitter followers for 1000 dollars, she could have saved herself from using USING A VIBRATOR IN SELF SHOT PICS …..and saved it for when it was a little more high impact….

Well it turns out it landed her a gig on some ABC Family TV show….as nude pics often do….and more importantly got her to dye her hair, slim down and show up to events in thigh highs and garters….

From nudes to lingerie in public….despite her fat years…I’m kinda into this bitch.


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2012

11

Apr

Jessica Alba Wrestles of the Day

I am guessing that Alba is in some shitty movie where one of the genius scenes was to have her jump into the wrestling ring with some dude and beat him, while fully clothed….when everyone knows the only wrestling a bitch should do is either half naked our on my dick….but I assume that since she’s just had her second kid, strapping her vagina in jeans was a safe bet as to not have her labia flapping in the wind, getting injured by dude accidentally shoving his entire fist in her accidentally….you know how it is ladies who have kids….things will never be the same again…..

Luckily for Alba, she’s still hot enough to watch squat and roll….no matter how big her vagina may be. I’m still a fan and hope her comeback involves way more nudity.


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2012

11

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Short Skirt Bike Ride of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is pretty uninteresting.

She looks like a little monkey that you pulled out of some rain forest, a little more evolved than your standard monkey, but a monkey none the less….you know the kind of shit that leads to being patient 0 with some kind of std like HIV, cuz she’s good enough to bang, she’s practically human, and people will understand why you did it…..

She did however produce underage porn, nude pics of her at 17, that got circulated around, mainly discussing why she got laser hair removal on her entire body except her pussy, before realizing looking or owning those pics could get you arrested, in her attempt to erase the publicity stunt, using the law to do it….and despite that being lame…she still displayed personality traits of a whore….and I love whores…

So here she is on her bike, in a short skirt, encouraging people to stare like she was Miley doing the same stunt last week…cuz Disney breeds quality teens and makes them into quality troubled women….and I like it.


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2012

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I just saw a dumpy woman get out of her Bentley and I though to myself how shitty it must be to be the guy who bought her that, because if you are going to spend 100k or more on a car, it might as well be for a hot as fuck, younger, tighter girl…not some old washed up bag you married and knocked up when you were young and poor and who you feel you owe something to….unless she knows her place and lets you fuck younger girls ….justifying her gold digging as love cuz she’s in it for the long haul….and the good life

Who cares. These aren’t problems I have to deal with. I just see them and laugh at how unimportant their self importance is.

Here are some morning links……

Japanese Milk Commercial is WTF, Just Like Everything Else in Japan – VIDEO
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Erin Andrews, Brooklyn Decker and the Hottest Friends in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better
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Sexy Brunette By the Pool
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This Is The Last Time You’ll See Jessica Simpson Looking ‘Fat,’ According To Jessica Simpson
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Most Elaborate Bottle Opening Ever – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts Aren’t the Finer Things In Life, But They Are Something
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Slutty Amateur Tries Out Sex toys
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15 Easily Avoidable Movie Deaths
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hottest Bikini Pics
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Posted in:MHD

2012

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

If I keep leaving my house…I may become a rapist…and I’m not saying that to scare off the one normal girl who accidentally ended up ont the site…or to turn on the 4 freaky girls with rap fetishes who read the site while there daddy is out with his friends bowling…I say it cuz I was in the grocery store staring at some hot young wife in leggings, and all i wanted to do was rip off her pants and fuck her with a banana or really anything that would fit….then I got caught walking behind some 65 year old who was wearing leggings and her old lady ass looked fucking hot and I mean it…I kept thinking that despite her obvious fitness classes, she must be too weak to run from me….then in starbucks a group of 18 year old college kids kept bending over….it’s fuck people…this shit is gonna be the end of me….that’s why I need to drink more…

Here are some stepLINKS…

No Wonder Victoria Beckham Looks Like a Walking Corpse
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Live Web Cam Shows. Take a Peek
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Jessica Simpson Says She’ll Never be Fat Again – This is the Last Fat Nude You’ll Ever See
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Crazy Japanese Milk Commercials
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Penelope Cruz is Hot in Harper’s Bazaar
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15 Sexiest Siblings in Sports
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22 Pics of Epic Cleavage
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Caines Arcade is a Good Story
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Amanda Bynes’ Dad Says She Doesn’t Drink, Here’s Video Of Her Drinking
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Gallery: The 25 Sexiest Neighbors In TV Shows & Movies
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Brooklyn Decker Big Breasted Bikini Pictures
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Kate Upton Will Endorse Anything
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Natasha Belle is Super Sexy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Jessica Dykstra In Frederick’s Of Hollywood Lingerie
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Free Cam Shows, Because the Best Things in Life Really Are Free
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Hottie Gets Off On the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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The 15 Sexiest Siblings in Sports
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Renee Olsteadt Slight Pokie Action
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Rooney Mara is Weird Looking
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Anne Hatheway Cut Her Hair and Looks even Worse Than Usual
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This Stripper Gets Back At Her Audience – VIDEO
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Beyonce. Thick And Possibly Fuckable In St. Barts. You Decide
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Some Amazing Tits On Evelyn Lozada. Too Bad About Her Stomach
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Rihanna is Hot in Elle
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Bone Pugs and Harmony
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Crazy Landslide Video
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Rita Rusic Shows Off Her Wet Nipples
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This is One Tasty Slut
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Penelope Cruz On Naked Photo Shoot With Meryl Streep: I Had to Sit Topless On Top of Her
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Hilary Duff’s Tits Holy Shit
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Emily Addison and Brett Rossi Compare Boobs
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Keri Hilson is See Through
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Virginia is Sexy at the Beach
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Sofia Vergara Hotness
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Isis Love Makes Damn Good Use Of Twitter
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Dayana Mendoza – Bikini Babe
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Florida Crazies: Wife Arrested For Threatening To Kill Her Kids, Herself, And Her Hubby After He Found “Hidden Cell Phones� With Cheating Text Messages!
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Lea and Betty Get It On
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BBW With Big Beautiful Butts Who Like To Sit On Faces
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Caprice Shows Off Her Pussy
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Cat Opens Up a Fridge
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Which Chick Would You Rather Bang?
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Playboy.com Amateur Sophia Alexandria’s Sexy
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I Love a Girl in Short Shorts, Don’t You?
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Practically Naked
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Random Pic Dump off the Day
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Gwen Stefani, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Puke Prank Turns Awesome
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Berry is a Blonde Babe
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How about a little more Nina Agdal?
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Zooey Deschanel Doesn’t Want to Ruin Her Vagina
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Playboy Playmate Tisha Marie
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Ashley Tisdale. Awesome Tits And Ass But You Can’t Hide Ugly
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Cristina del Basso in Playboy Italy
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Beyonce is a Pig in a Bikini
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Megalyn Echikunwoke Posing
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Hot Topless Bitch Named Lario ZOe
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Clairee Sinclair’s Playboy Pinup Legs
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Paris Hilton’s Hard Nipples
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The Ultimate Porn On the Internet Today
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Webcam Star of the Day
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If You’re Bored Watch Some Hott Webcam Pussy
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2012

10

Apr

Saskia de Brauw Naked Optical Illusion in L’Officiel Netherlands of the Day

Here’s some weird, optical illusion, naked cover for L’Officiel Netherlands, that reminds me of being on some sort of mind altering drug, without screaming in the middle of a mall naked and covered with feces, hunting women to join my tribe, but it is featuring Saskia de Brauw, a Dutch Model who has been NAKED FOR FASHION BEFORE and I’m posting it cuz I like model ass, for the same reason model ass likes rich dudes, cuz of that stamp of approval…you see bitch makes money off her looks and knows the value of not getting fat and shitty, which is something most housewives, much to their husbands dismay, lose sight of…..

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2012

10

Apr

Brooklyn Decker Big Titties in GQ TUrkey of the Day

I like to make fun of Brooklyn Decker’s semi-retard looking face, not because I wouldn’t fuck her big titties with my mouth, hands, dick, ass, anything she allowed me to fuck her big titties with…..but because I know she got the cover of SI cuz of her husband being a pro athlete with pro athlete money and pro athlete endorsements that have the ability and power to tell those companies not to work with SI….so to keep everyone happy….give his spoiled cunt wife what she fucking wants…..

But the truth is, retardation, or semi-retardation, or retard physical attributes have never stopped me from sticking my dick in a bitch….if anything…sometimes it is easier to get away with…

So all you Decker Defenders can fuck yourself….she has big tits, she’s fit cuz she has nothing else to do with her days but keep Roddick happy to be married to her, or the free ride fucking ends and we’d all fuck her….but anyone can see she’s a lilttle Corky…..

The turks don’t care, they are used to seeing their women in bed sheets and ninja costumes.

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker

2012

10

Apr

Katharina Friedrich Nipples for Fashion of the Day

Katharina Friedrich is some model I’ve never heard of….but she’s some hard, angular, tall, thin, German who has been modeling a couple of years….and who is open to the idea of showing her nipples for her work, like a common hooker, stripper, or pornstar, with more luxurious ambition and dreams….She’s 5’10, her shoe size is 9.5, her eyes green, her hair brown, her hips 34, her dress 2, her bust 32….need anymore info to help your masturbation to her tits? Well I don’t have it…this is as far as my stalking goes and to get measurement of what really counts, her pussy distance from her asshole, I’ll need to be a little more friendly with her….

Here are her pics in some mag.

Posted in:Katharina Friedrich

2012

10

Apr

Coco Does Squats of the Day

Coco is ridiculous….and I don’t mean it in a “look at that ass, it is ridiculous” kinda way…I mean ridiculous like ridiculous was meant to be used…..

She is not a good thing….

Sure a huge part of me loves to watch girls slut out like this….all trashy in clothes from the sex store…stupid costumes that are a fucking novelty…showing off their bodies and objectifying themselvs…..but I prefer it when they have to be doing it….you know to pay the bills….not when they have other options….

So I’m torn…I love looking at sluts, when they are desperate and need to be sluts, or really under all circumstances….cuz all girls should flaunt their shit…but I don’t like looking at Coco….for anything by comedic purposes…

It is probably cuz Coco is huge…..Thick and whether her ass implant and tit implants try to balance that shit out…or she goes out to the gym and works out….I get why her husband is a black man….cuz they love this kind of white meat….where as I just find it pretty vile….I wouldn’t even get a lap dance from, this bitch if she was working my strip club….

Posted in:Coco

2012

10

Apr

Evelyn Lozada Ridiculous Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Life lesson of the day is that just cuz you have big fake tits doesn’t mean you’re a chick….

I mean some of the biggest cocked trannies have tits far bigger than this bitch…

So when looking at big fucking tits in a bikini….try to scope out the rest of the bitch in question…and ask yourself with a face like that while covering a vital part of determining her gender with a blanket that’s probably strageic….are the chances she was born a man higher than the chances she was born a woman….

In this case…I’m thinking yes….

Its name is Evelyn Lozada and she is on some show about Baseball Player’s wivees….and she’s in a bikini.

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2012

10

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

When all your friends who aren’t really your friends but who you pretend are your friends are out getting paid a lot of money to be in their bikinis for a movie you weren’t cast in because you have the face of an accident victim, or maybe of a Muslim woman who had acid thrown on her in her village because she is a disgrace to the tribe, you show the world that you won’t let that get you down, because you are fit, and you can get in a bikini for free, and photographers will take pics of you too, and you’ll show them you don’t need to be in their clique, you got your own shit going down, it’s just not as lucrative and doesn’t come with that stamp of approval bitch is looking for.

I don’ know where the rest of these pictures are….


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2012

10

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Still Hot when Half Naked of the Day

I dont’ know what these freckled half naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan are from, but I know I am glad they happened, because Lindsay Lohan is probably one of my favorite, even 10 years after her relevance has faded into a huge pile of shit, because she’s still Lindsay Lohan, she still has great tits, she still has potential to bring shit back, and she still answers my emails and text messages once a year, reminding me that she hasn’t gone completely insane yet, you see cuz if she was answering me daily, we’d know she hit rock bottom…..She’s pretty much the best thing to come out of Disney and I’m totally into helping her revive her career by giving her vagina mouth-to-mouth….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

10

Apr

Naomi Watts and her Mom Ass Crack in her Bikini of the Day

There is very little less pleasurable than watching a mom in her 40s….with a mom body and a sloppy mom ass….playing with her kids….while wearing a fucking bikini….I mean I always love bikinis, even on fat chicks, or ravaged mom pussies….but it doesn’t mean I enjoy what I am seeing….cuz I am a procreation hater….I find pregnancy obnoxious and self absorbed….and I think it is abusive to women…even though hormonally women feel the need to make it happen to stay relevant as a woman cuz that’s their purpose or some shit….and as a man who appreciates a tight mom body, that with modern science can be hot into it’s 50s, as long as it doesn’t have kids, I have to start an organization to educate….we’ll call it “down with mom pussies….adopt….you self righteous wanting a clone of yourself cunt”…..do what gays do and get an Asian baby, they are far less disappointing when they grow up as little geniuses….and your ass will thank you.

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