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2011

04

Aug

Eva Longoria Shitty See Through of the Day

I guess recently cheated on cuz she likely is really annoying to be around, Eva Longoria, took some time out from being a Mexican whore who no longer puts out enough to make her husbands stick around, but who instead irritates him enough with her diva spoiled cunt demands, to make him take his dick to new pussy, but who probably did once put out a lot, that’s why she’s so burnt out when it comes to sex, cuz she did manage to make it in Hollywood and making it in Hollywood, even when the script calls for Mexicans, and the producers only want the whitest most Americanized Mexicans you know all first generation and shit…it always goes to the bitch with the most fuck in her…

Either way she showed up to an event in a shitty see through shirt that showed off some black bra that might as well could be a bikini top….the kind of bra I have a deep hatred for because it is filled with lies and deceit….all thick, padded and not see through….filled with broken dreams and all misleading that there’s more than meets the eye…in a strategic outfit I find pretty fucking boring….

She needs to tap into spirit, drive, and ambition she once had…cuz if she did, I feel this outfit would have a lot more pussy lip exposed, of even just strategically crotchless pants, all ready to eat dick on command….

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2011

04

Aug

Amber Heard for Guess of the Day

Amber Heard, Lesbian for the sake of getting some media attention who doesn’t “Label herself a lesbian” but as a “Lover of love” and a “Lover of people”….who I’m pretty sure is just doing it for attention, or for people to fantasize about her, or to raise her profile and tap into the Gaga market, when everyone knows all bitches like to get eaten out, and having it done by another woman is softer thanks to the lack of facial hair….and the whole lesbian card is hardly scandalous in any fucking way…if anything it is PG-13 fantasies…and I need something far more hardcore…

Either way, she’s apparently the face of Guess, like she was Anna Nicole Smith, only with less only man on oxygen tank financier semen dripping out off her face, you know since this one’s a lesbian who isn’t a lesbian but who loves to love no matter what the genital….and I’m loving the throwback feel of the shit….so much that Guess should be paying me for this…but they aren’t….cuz I don’t consider underwear pics of a lesbian who isn’t a lesbian but a lover of love….payment no matter how hard I try to masturbate to it….

On a sidnote, if you’re wondring who Amber Heard is, she’s was the slut in The Joneses who was always naked ….she was in zombieland for a minute…and that’s about it…lesbians suck, they bore me and until Amber Heard starts taking cock again, she’s dead to me…

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2011

04

Aug

Heather Locklear Tits for Old Times of the Day

Heather Locklear…..seems to be doing alright…at least her tits are…bringing back memories of masturbating to Melrose Place…not that I even remember Melrose Place…I mean that shit was on TV two decades ago…but it’s nice to know her body has held up the storm that is being married to Tommy Lee then Richie Sambora….spending the better part of 20 years having unprotected sex with groupie fuckers….making her pussy having indirect contact with population of a small town worth of pussy….and like a public washroom toilet seat…that sounds real fucking wholesome and clean….making her, even at a month away from 50 years old, all well traveled , dusty, weathered and filled with worldly scents she picked up going around the block a couple of times and that’s just her vagina….just the way I like my used up, weathered women entering the golden years of life.. with hot tits who I stare at in pictures….

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2011

04

Aug

Kristin Cavallari Tight Body Leaving the Gym of the Day

Here are some shitty pictures of Kristin Cavallari leaving the gym because when you are unemployed, but so want to be famous and noticed, you go to the fucking gym so that you don’t get fat, cuz no one likes fat chicks, even though being fat could give her a marketing hook, and get her cast in some fat people TV shows, even though no one wants to watch fat girls on TV, and America is filled with bitches built like Precious hungry for both all things edible and a minute of fame….so instead trash Cavallari just does the obvious Hollywood route that I hope ends in poverty and desperation cuz that’s always when the fun goes down cuz whatever is going on here…is hardly fun…if anything it looks sad….something that I usually see on women both before and after I have sex with them…making this almost erotic…

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2011

04

Aug

Halle Berry Bending Over of the Day

I was surprised to see these pictures of Halle Berry bending over…you know cuz she’s all fancy and probably has a staff of blck people to do that for her….you know so that she can watch how they act and channel that for her public appearances where she can pretend she’s not actually white as fuck and the closest she’s been to black was when she crossed the street when a black guy was walking towards her back in the 80s when she wasn’t famous and could actually walk the streets without security….

Not that it matters, what does matter is that she’s not showing any panty like the bitch I watched bending and struggling to lift some heavy luggage out of her car yesterday, who I probably would have offered a helping hand to, had this been another era, like the 40s or 50s, where women weren’t so scared of getting raped or having their shit touched by strangers…I mean if I wasn’t so into watching her hot ass struggling to lift and carry shit while showing off her panties….in a way that made her fear of getting raped jusitiable, you know with the poundin’ erection and all….

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2011

04

Aug

Britney Spears Gives Her Boyfriend a Lap Dance of the Day

I’m so behind on Britney crazy that I had no idea she had a boyfriend, I just assumed she was still fucking K-Fed….cuz I figure that’s how they do things in trailer parks…you know she loses her mind, shaves her head, runs back to him….he gets high off crack and ends up knocking up some black chick who works his favorite fried chicken spot, only to move her in the trailer next door, using Britney’s money, so that he can run his 10 babies with 4 different bitches properly….you know bank rolled for life thanks to her pop career…that is usually a stripping career when it happens to normal white trash…

But apparently, she’s got a new boyfriend, who she brought on stage to give a lap dance to, you know as a tribute to what she would be doing had she never been forced into entertainment by her parents….

And I’m guessing he’s the volunteer “audience” member to to prevent a liability…you know like if she uses her fucking shit and end up either forgetting she’s on stage and starts actually sucking him off/ fucking him, or worst, losing her mind tired of being a puppet and taking it out on that dude in a wrong place/wrong time, poking his eyes out and biting his tongue off kind of protest…

Either way, seeing a bitch lap dance her boyfriend is boring…I far prefer watching a bitch have sex with her boyfriend…but I’m posting the video anyway.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

04

Aug

Ashley Tisdale’s Rockin’ Body Goes to the Gym of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is pretty substantial when her head is cut off…if only she only found a way to permanently live a headless life…you know maybe walk around with a green screen or a mask so that no one would be forced to look at her shitty face and do an ugly watch…but instead would be able to focus on all things good about her…like her tight fucking body thanks to working out as she is a much smarter ugly person than me, who knows working out and having a tight body is a great cure for a disasterous face….I mean that and the nose job she got a while ago…but that didn’t do all that much for her….but you get what I’m saying and that’s that I respect her effort to one day be a pretty girl she always wanted to be…and that day will come when all the pretty girl get old and fat and she’s still tight bodied cuz a tight body at 60 is so rare that no matter what the bitch looks like, she’s hot….cuz faces on a bitch matter less and less the older they get….but bodies are what you fuck…True story.

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

04

Aug

Mariah Carey’s Tits in a One Piece for Twitter of the Day

There’s something hilarious about Mariah Carey posting pictures of her “Ocean Workout” on twitter, you know because she’s fucking fat as fuck and the only thing I can assume she’s doing in the Ocean is taking a fucking shit, cuz it was closer than walking back to the hotel, and because she considers taking a shit the closest thing to working out, cuz it is the only time she really feels her lightest after dropping last night’s excessive fat chick meal out of her…

The good news is that with all fat chicks comes fat tits…and here are Mariah’s from a distance so that you don’t have to deal with everything else that is unattractive about her….like her face and body….and that works for me…

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2011

04

Aug

Kelly Osbourne is Squeezing Coco’s Ass for Twitter of the Day

Kelly Osbourne looks so bummed, literally, you know, cuz she’s got her hands all over Coco’s ass and posted it to Twitter, I guess so shaken up about the death of her “best friend” who she was such a good friend to that she really got involved and did all she could to prevent that death that was probably pretty preventable….You know, tired of all the tears the paparazzi captured and statements she’s been making about how broken up she is…and taking a break from all that sadness and getting on with her life…and what better way to do that than to grab Coco’s ass…it’s like some kind of amusment park ride…only more manhandled and used…cuz you don’ climb the whore ladder and marry a celebrity without a whole lot of practice….

In other news – Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera the fat cunt she was born to be….fascinating….

Here are some recent pictures of Coco at some bullshit event showing off her bullshit body…

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