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2011

31

Mar

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel in their Bikinis of the Day

Here are three bikini models in their bikinis…I don’t think I really have to say anymore cuz this is bikini models in bikinis….not much thought is supposed to go into staring at this shit…it is supposed to tap into our primal instincts and make girls hate themselves…and make guys hate their baby momma’s cuz they didn’t bounce back as proper as two of these three bitches did…the same two bitches who make Candice Swanepoel look even hotter than she is…knowking that she’s the only one who hasn’t been ravaged by baby tearing out her insides. FOLLOW ME


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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio|Candice Swanepoel

2011

31

Mar

Christine Hendricks Pushed Up Titty of the Day

Mad Men was cancelled yesterday. Or at least put on hold because the cast were in negotiation wars or some shit I wasn’t paying attention to because I don’t watch Mad Men. If anything, I hate Mad Men because I always get stuck in the elevator, or at the table, or in line next two some asshole on the phone, or in coversation, talking about how great fucking Mad Men is…..and it got old the first week, now it’s at the point of “It’s like that episode of Seinfeld” level of I want to rip your fucking throat out you suburban middle manager…

So it’s nice to have their morale destroyed….especially when Christine Hendricks’ tits aren’t going anywhere…not that I care about her tits, as I have the ability to see past them and notice that she’s fat, but you can’t….so here are those titties to celebrate the end of Mad Men, or at least the end of getting stuck beind idiots talking about Mad Men…even though I found out it was on hold getting a coffee this morning…but the storm will blow over and I have hope that I will find freedom….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Christine Hendricks

2011

31

Mar

Double Wonder Woman for the Virgin Losers of the Day

Here’s Adrianna Palicki on set of Wonder Woman again….I posted similar pictures yesterday , but figured you’re going to watch an entire season of this shit, so get used to it, only this time she’s with her dumpy friend….

It looks like these Wonder Women Katy Perry lookin’ bitches are wearing diapers in their bullshit Wonder Women costumes you’re so excited for because they have shitty bodies, that you’re excited about, because you have no friends, no pussy, no social life, you’re awkward and you’re not charming, funny or interesting, you like comics but no one likes you….making the only thing anyone should wonder when it comes to these pics is why you haven’t killed yourself yet –

Here’s ome pics of two bitches dressed as Wonder Woman. I hope this doesn’t cause any seizures or bouts of excitement that make you accidentally run over your computer chair in your dad’s hummer…

If it wasn’t for the tits, I’d be convinced this was a dude…gaylord…..FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Wonder Woman

2011

31

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Dresses Conservative of the Day

Lookin’ Sexy Jennifer Love Hewitt….

She really needs some tips on how to dress to make dudes want to fuck you…it’s like even if the bitch is fat, dumpy and older than when we used to jerk off to her, she could still exploit those tits, hike up the dress, or do anything to make her a little desirable…

I get that being the sluttiest bitch at the muslim colony cuz she’s showing some ankle is good in theory, since the world has so many muslims…and it could be a big market for her but not so good in practice, cuz it’s boring to look at….See Muslim, along with the kid I saw on Oprah who was allergic to the sun is the only people I know who leave the house…dressed this revealing….and I guess Jennifer Love’s decided to join that hustle….cuz maybe that farm girl in the 50s who was a good bible girl who had illicit thoughts and desires she took out on Daddy’s hired help is probably a fantasy to at least one person in their 70s who still remember an era of sluts disguised as conservative….I don’t remember yesterday. Who cares. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

31

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So hungover – I forgot to post the morning hangover dump – but I didn’t forget to have my hangover dump – 4 am cheap chinese food some homeless looking motherfucker gives you cuz he doesn’t want it – does some amazingly weird shit to a stomach…. FOLLOW ME

Hottie in a Ripped Tee Starts Things Off
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20 Biggest Celebrity Sports Groupies
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Free Cams Are The Best Type of Cams
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Get Ready to Rumnble! The Wonderful World of Asian Sports Fighting
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Cutie in a Jean Jacket
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How Awesome Would a Kendra Wilkinson/Crystal Harris Cat Fight Be
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Vanessa Veasley Has Got It Going On
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Bored Teen Rubs One Out
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PETA is Fucking Retarded of the Day
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Posted in:MHD

2011

31

Mar

Yaya Kosikova Implant Scars on the Beach of the Day

In all my time doing this site, I have never showcased someone I’ve never heard of showing off their breast implant scars on the beach.

I’ve done topless pics, I’ve done bikini pics, I’ve done bathing suits I wish were snow suit pics, and I’ve done fat chicks, skinny chicks, chicks with fake tits, chicks who needed labiaplasty, pretty much everything you can think of when it comes to girls on a beach in picture…

Her name ia Yaya Kosikova. She’s a model. She had implants. I assume cuz she wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model. Or SI model and who cares, cuz she’s doing what all girls with breast implants should be doing, and that’s showing off the new tits like they are a new car or some shit.

I hate fake tits, but I love insecure skinny chicks who are insecure even though they make a living off their looks, making these tits ok by me…Fake or not….Goodtimes. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Yaya Kosikova

2011

30

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the post I never understand why I do…..I mean every post is a minute of “What the fuck am I doing” and “how is this my life” and “fuck this is a waste of time”….but this one doesn’t even have tits in it. What’s up with that? FOLLOW ME

Caught on Tape: Plane crashes into water in Florida
A landing attempt goes horribly wrong in Florida and it’s all caught on camera.

Special Report: Sex Slaves in Chicago
Some might think sex trafficking is something that just happens in other countries. It’s a growing epidemic in the city of Chicago.

College weighs fragrance ban on campus
FRAMINGHAM – For most students at Framingham State University, wearing perfume is a regular part of life. So when students found out the university is considering banning all fragrances, there was outrage and disbelief.

Parent: Breast-Feeding Doll is Weird
A breast-feeding baby doll. It may be a toy, but the doll is sparking real controversy.

Watch a penguin poop in the studio during a live TV segment

Fake Facebook girlfriend
Guys, ever wish you could make an ex jealous on Facebook? Or fool your friends into thinking you’re in a happy, committed, relationship?

Man arraigned on kidnapping, assault
A member of the Salem, N.H., planning board is being arraigned on charges he kidnapped and raped a woman he met through a Craigslist ad.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Hot soup just exploded in my eye. I am typing this with one eye. I think I am officially gonna become a pirate. A life behind an eye patch. I hope I don’t get confused for a gay guy trying to be tough, cuz the only rape I like is prison rape, and that’s just cuz there’s not that many options in prison…

I don’t know what I’m saying. I blame my new disability.

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LeAnne Rimes is Advising Everyone to Argue Naked
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Courtney Love is as Haggard as Ever
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Toothpick Beard
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Genius Viral Video
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Web Cam Girls that Will Make You Sorry If You Miss Them
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Irina Shayk Is So Damn Hot It Hurts
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Kelly Clarkson and This Bathing Suit May Have Cause the Tsunami
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The Vacation of Your Life With the Slut of Your Dreams
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Busy Forever
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A Special NBA Dancers Showing Off Gallery
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Barcelona vs. Real Madrid: Battle of the Wives and Girlfriends
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Get These Toys For Playtime
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Fat Bitch Can’t Say the Alphabet Drunk – VIDEO
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Model Fails Are Always Good for a Laugh
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Michelle Hunziker Ass Crack
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Michelle Williams is Looking Hot and a Little 12 Year Old Boyish at the Same Time
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Courtney Cox is Pretty Much Living in a Bikini Now
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Jamie Chung is an Asian Cutie
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Porn Stars Are the Best Tweeters
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Carol Conners is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Victoria’s Secret Angels – Angel Forever
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Tylar Jacobs is All Sorts of Sexy
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Amber Rose’s Nipples Are Pierced
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Mandy, Pamela, and Vanessa Get It On
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Here’s a Nice Collection of Nude Super Model
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Vanessa Hudgens: ‘Sucker Punch’ London Premiere!
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Britney Beth Flashes Her Wet Pussy in Lingerie
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Lindsay Ellingson in Victoria Secrect’s Commercial
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WTF is This Dude Wearing? Seriously
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Taylor Swift Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Teen Lesbians Play With Themselves
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lindsay Lohan Dodges Charges In Rehab Fight
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Miley Cyrus is a Fucking Idiot
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Kate Upton Gets Ridiculously Sexy For GUESS Lingerie
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Girls Gone Wild Trio Anyone?
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Striptease of the Day
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Guess The Celebrity Tits
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Hot Celeb Beach Bodies A Year In Review
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Is This Porn Star Charlie Sheen’s Next Intern?
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I’d Like To Park It In Hilary Duff’s Backend
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Miley Cyrus’s Sluttiest Outfits. Nice.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

30

Mar

Kate Moss Nipple for Vogue Japan of the Day

I’m a big fan of Kate Moss, literally, I don’t even fit into an XXL sweat pant anymore, not that you care….

Because here are some pictures of Kate Moss in Vogue Japan, because she knows how to give back to a radioactive, tsunami, earthquake ravaged country proper. Fuck the charities, Japan is rich enough, show them your nipples, most of the world has seen already….

Sure, getting naked for money may be the only way her veteran whore, rock and roll needle sharing HIV smelling vagina knows how to give back to the world, and that works for me, cuz Kate Moss is amazing on all levels…except maybe when it comes to parenting…and this weird corset cleavage….but other than that…she’s amazing on all levels…FOLLOW ME

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2011

30

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Amazing Dumpy Dog Walker of the Day

I don’t know….this Amanda Seyfried bitch does a lot of boring, dumpy, almost disgusting looking everyday shit…but I know what she looks like naked from her SEX SCENES IN CHLOE and I figure she’s got the right to pretty much do whatever the fuck she wants cuz of that willingness to get naked for a role that seperates her from the Disney Smut she’s been involved in, being a little more strategic than Lohan, understanding that the less she gives us in her everyday life, the more we’ll want to see her in movies…so this boring celebrity in paparazzi pics actually makes me want to fuck her dirty unshowered pussy more than if she was prancing around with her asshole spread while high on coke….She’s doing thing good….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

30

Mar

Britney Spears on Kimmel of the Day

In staying as repetitive as possible with yesterday posts…I figured I’d put up new pictures of Britney Spears, in the same fucking leotard outfits as yesterday’s free show in San Fran, doing the same dancing monkey routine, only this time for Kimmel, cuz mom’s in tight clothing is kinda my thing as long as I’m not the dad of their kids…except maybe in Britney’s case, cuz K-Fedding her worked out alright for K-Fed…..

Point being, Britney’s got one act, one trick, she gives her minimum, she makes her family and latch ons rich, she’s been exploited to shit, like a teenage prostitute and that kinda of destroyed soul works for me….FOLLOW ME

Here she is performing….strapped up in a leotard:

Here’s her dumpy mom body when not wrapped the fuck up and strapped the fuck down while squeezed in a leotard….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

30

Mar

Alessandra Toreson in Some Tight Pants of the Day

This is some real low level celebrity. You know, the kind of girl who paid her PR team to tell the paparazzi what her name was so that they’d take pictures of her….so perverts like me take the pics and post them cuz the bitch is wearing a spandex pants and leggings jacked up an ass are always something I notice…pretty much everytime I leave my house…thanks to the shit becoming fashionable…as girls don’t realize they allow my pervert brain to imagine what the bitch looks like naked….and often times it is better than what they look like naked…cuz shit jacks their asses up proper….

All this to say, is that this Alessandra chick is clearly a good candidate for sex tapes and leaked nudes to get noticed….good deal….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Alessandra Toreson

2011

30

Mar

Rose McGowan on Set for Old Times of the Day

Rose McGowan had incredible tits in 1995. Things change. People age. That’s okay.

As far as I’m concerned she’s still hot, but more importantly I’ll always be those incredible tits from 1995, thanks to the Internet….It’s like even when bitch is in an Old Folks home, dying of syphilis she got from Marilyn Manson at the age of 96, kids from the future will still be able to reflect on her body of work and focus on her body, and still get off to those tits, and if that’s not a legacy, I’m not sure what is….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2011

30

Mar

More Sofia Vergara in the One Piece Thong Bathing Suit of the Day

I posted these Sofia Vergara pictures yesterday, but I guess middle age pussy in bathing suits is the theme of the day…mainly because the paparazzi released more pictures of her huge tits squeezed into a one piece for a Pepsi commercial with David Beckham…and I want to be on the front lines and hunt and gather this shit for all you perverts who like their women seasoned vetrans in sucking cock, so good they got a fucking career out of the shit when they were nothing but a Colombian coke whore knocked up at 17 before smuggling herself into America….look at her now…motherfucker…or at least look at her tits cuz they are all that matters…FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

30

Mar

Courtney Cox Mom in a Bikini Again of the Day

Here’s Courtney Cox on set in a bikini, cuz TV doesn’t find mom’s in a bikini inappropriate, but I do.

Nothing like a mom body in a bikini to encourage us to get married, knock a bitch up, only to leave her and spend your money on young groupie pussy, until you realize that you can’t keep up with young groupie pussy, and that all they want is for you to be a dancing monkey novelty act they show off to their friends at their college parties all while spending your Scream 1 through 3 money, that you don’t mind them spending until their tighter than your wife’s pussy gets boring and you get tired, making you crawl back to the familar menopausal vagina, tell her that you miss her and the kid, and that you want your old life back, blaming a midlife crisis and jealous about her and her costar from TV, only for all this to be a thing of the fucking past….Right?….FOLLOW ME

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