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2010

25

Feb

Jennifer Lopez and Her Boxy Mom Body Perform of the Day

I love that Jennifer Lopez has decided to revive her ridiculous career. I never understood why she was so well-received in the late 90s in the first place, but everyone thought she was god’s gift to the entertainment industry, thanks to all the marketing she had behind her and the fact that you are all a bunch of fucking drones who buy into the bullshit, but I do understand that watching her try to make a comeback is fucking hysterical as her booty you once jerked off to has turned boxy and flat like the useless mom she was always meant to be….

I love watching old ladies trying to hold onto their youth and the good times they once had…it’s half the tits I get flashed at me at bars I go to cuz old bitches are so wild…..

What a fucking joke….I need the video of this….actually I don’t…It will just piss me off…I’ll just stick to the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Boxy|Clown|Jennifer Lopez|Mom

2010

25

Feb

Kate Moss Classes It Up Despite Being a Gutter Slut of the Day

More people need to die in Kate Moss’ life, because she actually decided to shower, put herself together and look worth licking her thigh up and down before burying myself in her thick model bush I’ve grown to love and fantasize about cumming all over….and all this for a fucking funeral….unfortunately for Kate Moss, the next funeral she may be attending is her own, thanks to the probable HIV from dirty rocker dick and the serious drug use, not that that’d stop me, she’s just so good that I’d still sneak in the morgue to have my way with her before it’s really too late…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Classy|Kate Moss|Whore

2010

25

Feb

Seth Green Gets Pussy of the Day

Whenever I see Seth Green with his Fiance, I laugh at the fact that this red haired troll of a human can get fucking pussy. Partially because it was not that long ago that when people had little midget red-headed babies, they assumed they were sent from fucking the devil so they would leave them in the woods to fend for themselves, I saw Willow, I know how shit went down….but also because I know she’s not with him cuz she’s turned on by him or because she’s a Buffy or Austin Powers even because he’s so funny or cool, cuz she could just be friends with him if that was the case, and I’m sure he’s desperate for friends, thanks to being really fucking annoying…she’s with him cuz she has convinced herself that it will bring her the good life, give her exposure and it’s amazing that you can’t get laid, but this fucker can. Good times…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Pussy|Seth Green

2010

25

Feb

Jayde Nicole Craving Attention of the Day

I don’t keep track of Jayde Nicole, but last I heard she was dumped by her meal ticket and access to “The Hills”, so I can only assume she’ gone back to her roots, and to what actually got her in Hollywood, and that’s Playboy. So you can be expecting more boring staged naked pics of this cunt, because it is all she knows, and when she’s not riding one of her boyfriend’s for a free ride, she’s showing the world her vagina, hoping to land another rich guy to sweep her off her feet. It’s like going to a cattle auction, just the young, used up, money grubbing, self absorbed pussy version.

Here she is craving attention…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Attention Whore|Jayde Nicole

2010

25

Feb

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I never know if I’ve used these header pictures before, I don’t remember a lot of things, not that you care when I come offering the most exciting shit going on in the stepFORUM, or what I like to call, the happiest place on earth….

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HOT! Holly Peers and her Amazing Cans Topless for Nuts Mag (NSFW)
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Victoria Silvstedt – Fully Nude Photoshoot (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga – Topless (covered but a nip showing)
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3 Hot Bitches Raising Money for Haiti
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Audrina Patridge heads to lunch in Daisy Dukes
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Bar Rafaeli in a Bikini in Mexico… HOT
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Leona Lewis @ Love Ball London
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Drew Barrymore – Out in West Hollywood
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Paris Hilton and her fake cleavage (plus a shitty upskirt)
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Joss Stone Looking Hot At Her Munich Show
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Rosario Dawson @ The Whitney Biennial
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Heidi Montag Post Surgery — HUGE Tits
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Emma Watson! Showing ThighS and LegsS For The Paparazzi
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Olivia Wilde Has A Great Ass
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Ali Landry @ 18th Annual Movieguide Awards
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Hilary Duff – Drops her fiance off at LAX
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Shakira Cleans Up Pretty Nice
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HOT! – Orlaith McAllister Topless Photoshoot (NSFW)
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BJ’s are flowers for men (SFW)
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Some D&B
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The Man Your man Could Smell Like (video)
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Mirror Scares (video)
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Boy Eats Drum Machine
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Korean War Pictorial
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Lexi Belle
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Ass with a gun!
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Katie Cummings – What N’ Ass # 7
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2010

25

Feb

Nicole Richie is Wearing Lingerie Cuz She’s Ugly of the Day

Like Lionel Richie, I have a serious hatred for Nicole Richie. She is an ugly troll that I may not have dragged away from her groupie drug addict mother in trying to do a good deed, only to realize that saving this girl from a horrible drug filled, dick sucking to get by while running after rockstars in efforts to get knocked up and paid off like her biological mother life, she became the most disgusting thing money can create. From a rude, selfish, spoiled brat cunt who doesn’t realize she’s fucking ugly because she’s got so much of an ego it blinds her from reality. She is nothing but a piece of shit from the fucking gutter, who somehow scammed her way into the good life and I think it’s safe to say that her joke of a clothing line or her looks got her there, it’s all Lionel’s fault….motherfucker.

The only sadness in this story is that she didn’t kill herself like all the other adopted kids I know…she just made her ex-boyfriend and her Godfather kill themselves cuz she doesn’t just look like the devil, she is the fuckin’ devil.

Here she is in some lingerie, showing off her useless tits, promoting her serious junk…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lingerie|Nicole Richie|Tits|Ugly

2010

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve Here. Again.

No idea where fat ass is. My guess is he probably took a bus to Vancouver to try and find Boner from growing pains since he is old and impotent and hasn’t been able to find a boner in his pants for years.

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Lindsay Lohan and Her Tattered Vagina Are Going Global
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These Topless Sledding Videos and Photos Keep Popping Up and I Love It
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The 100 Hottest Women of 2010
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Because It’s Probably The First Step Towards You Losing Your Virginity
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Sohpie Monk is Airbrushed to High Hell and Lookin Good in the Process
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Only Loser Virgins and Asians Get Married In an Apple Store – VIDEO
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Demi Moore See Through Throwback
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Dolph Lundgren Is The Greatest Dude Alive – VIDEO
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These GIFs From Showgirls Are Kind of Amazing
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Fuck Whatever Contest is Going Kylie Minogue Makes Me So Horny It Hurts
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Blonde Amateur Pounds Her Pussy With a Dildo
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian Will Put Her Fucking Name On Everything and She’s Got The Tits and Ass to Help Sell It
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Irina Sheik and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Beach Bunny 2010
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I’d Rather suck Dick Than Wear Crocs
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How About Some Busty Sluts?
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Some Rihanna, Just Cause – VIDEO
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AnnaLynne McCord Pretty Much Looks Like she Has Full Blown AIDS When She’s Not Wearing Make Up
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Dalia and Courtney Get It On – VIDEO
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Ana Beatriz Barros & Adriana Lima Do Photo Magazine Throwback
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio Pics
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dakota Fanning is Almost Legal and That’s Close Enough For You
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Kanye West is So Pathetic It’s Ridiculous
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Cheryl Cole is Back on the Market and Ready to Bang
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Hot Sluts in the VIP – VIDEO
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Some Lohan Gallery You May Not Have Seen Yet
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And More AnnaLynne McCord Disgustingness
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Katherine Monsalve Will Make Your Shitty Day Better
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25 Sexy Snow Bunnies
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The Ceiling is Leaking Fat Dudes – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton is a Dirty Slut That Dresses Like a 6 Year Old
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Gisele is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Minka Kelly is Pure Sex
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2010

24

Feb

Paris Hilton is Back and She’s Flashing Her Cooch Again of the Day

She’s back….

I saw these pictures earlier and just assumed they were from a long time ago, because you see Paris Hilson has done this shit before, cuz as a self absorbed little cunt who thinks the world revolves around her, soeverywhere she goes is like her own private fucking bathroom that she doesn’t care who is watching her take a shit, just as long as people are watching her take her shit. It’s like she has no shame, no realy concept of privacy, she loves exploiting the fact that idiots like us care about her pussy lips, and she is such an ego that it doesn’t make her have low self esteem, it actually inflates the shit, cuz she knows she’s on fuckin’ top.

As much as I hate her and wanted her to disappear, I’m glad to see this one trick pony finally out of the barn she’s been hiding in and back where her spoiled brat, herpes ridden ass belongs…flashing her cunt on the internet. Good fuckin’ times…this is like a shitty sequel to a shitty movie that should never have been a movie in the first place….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cooch Flash|Paris Hilton

2010

24

Feb

Kim Kardashian is Still Fat of the Day

Kim Kardashian is fat. Don’t let her workout DVD, her photoshop pics fool you. She is bullshit, especailly when talking about how the only reason she dates black men is cuz she loves black cuz black dudes are the only people big enough to fill her fat pussy when really black dudes just love fat chicks and never turn down non-black pussy…..especially when it is fat…
Despite all the lies, I still like her tits and find joy in her ass, like a kid staring at the bouncy castle in his neighbor’s yard, that he’s not allowed to play on, but that he wishes he could sneak in late at night when no one is lookin’ and rape the fucking shit..
I learned long ago that if you love big tits, you gotta embrace bigh women, cuz big tits generally come on big women. I’ve also accepted the fact that Kim Kardashian is a pig of a woman, she’s just the kind of pig of a woman who is easier to get off to than the pig of a women you see at McDonald’s or the donut shop struggling to breathe, smelling like shit, grey skinned and greasy, on the verge of death and unhealthy that I decided to marry, so anything is better than the shit i’m stuck with….I am just tired of her getting so much positive attention, when really she’s not all that great to look at, or even get off to….

Speaking of Fat Ass Chicks, Here’s Another Ass with a Workout Video and here are the Bootynomics Workout Tips and I really just posted the Kim Kardashian pics as an excuse to post this….


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Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

24

Feb

Kate Hudson’s Still Got Small Tits of the Day

You'd think that after all these years of being on the celebrity circuit, she'd bite the fucking bullet and induce puberty on herself. We get it, Goldie Hawn was a party slut who gave her some seriously fucked up genetics, but it was the 60s, how was she supposed to know the Acid would make her kids underdeveloped, and I know her teenage girl lookin ass is awesome, cuz she's not a teenager so it's ok to pretend shes 13 and her bald pussy saves money on her bikini waxes, so worst things have happened in genetic defects, like being born with a diease or without limbs, or without bones, or without genitals, but there comes a time in every rich girl's life where she says, it's time for some fucking titties, I'm tired of lookin' like a boy when my shirt comes off, especially when they are in the best position to hire the best surgeon to give her the best tits...and the whole having not done it yet is fucking weird to me...seriously Kate Hudson, give Kate Hudson some tits....

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Hudson|Titless

2010

24

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipples and Ass in a Photoshoot of the Day

These are some Alessandra Ambrosio pictures of her ass and tits. The photographer’s name is Jannis “The Anus” Tsipoulanis, but I’m thinking we need to start referring to him as the guy who has a much better life, more interesting friends, and a lot more custom jerk off material than our loser selves who can’t even convince our girlfriends to let us take pics of their nipples to put on the internet to show our friends that we really aren’t pathetic virgin losers. Seriously, how funny is it that this dude’s job is taking these pictures, while your job, if you have one is stocking shelves at the grocery store. It’s on some survival of the fittest shit that really makes life unfair, but the good news is that Jannis the Anus likes to share…so we can pretend we were their when this all went down.

Collectively, we suck at life and we should all that Jannis the Anus for proving that…..even though we didn’t really need proof. These could be old these or these could be new, I don’t really know because I don’t keep on top of Alessandra Ambrosio’s photoshoot schedules, despite how much of a loser it may seem like I am for having this site….but what difference does it really make…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Ass|Nipples|Photoshoot

2010

24

Feb

Liz Hurley’s Nipples Do India Proper of the Day

I always laugh when I see Indian women walking down the street in their pajamas. Maybe I am ignorant towards other culture, or maybe these bitches just look funny in their silk oversized outfits….don’t get me wrong, I fingered myself to Slum Dog Millionaire as much as the next guy, because despite the smell of curry, Indian woman can tend to be very beautiful if they are not overly hairy, as many of them are, but I think everyone’s opinion on sitting next to one of them on the bus would change pretty fast if they dressed the way Liz Hurley has decided they should, and that’s tits first, nipples out, amazingness, but unfortunately if they did do that, their husbands would probably murder them, since they have other wifes to fall back on and don’t need that disgraceful behavior…not that I know what I am talking about…I just know all this is to say more girls with great tits need to take on different cultures and slut the shit up. I think it will do amazing things for bridging the gap of their weirdness by turning shit into a more tolerant experience…..

Posted in:India|Liz Hurley|Nipples

2010

24

Feb

Lying Bitch of the Day

Girls are fucking evil. This is a video of some girl who lied about getting gang raped by some guy who actually got sent to prison over her lie, because she was just some fucking crazy bitch who was probably rejected by dude, and who realized that girls are always the one people beleive in domestic abuse and rape accusations….I know this first hand, because a ten years ago, I had a homeless girl from out of town who I was fucking sleep over after getting wasted. She got naked crawled on top of me, we both pass out and next thing you know I wake up and my dick is inside her, I figure it’s not a big deal, and tell her the next day how she passed out on me naked and I woke up and my dick was in her, and bitch loses it, calls me a rapist, calls the police and all this shit over nothing cuz she was just fucking crazy. She was saying I took advantage of her when she was sleeping and all these fucking headaches came out of it….so watch out who you fuck with…girls tend to be insane….

Posted in:Bitch|Fake Rape|Lying

2010

24

Feb

Jessica Stroup’s Window into her Soul and by Soul I Mean Tits of the Day

This girl is on 90210 and let’s hope she has a lot of teenage girl fans who see these pictures and decide that when they grow up they will take this Stroup bitch’s lead and all their outfits will have windows to their parts that matter for all perverted men to see. I’m talking a see through patch over the ass, over the twat, over the nipples, I figure why stop at the cleavage, the cleavage is usually just the fuckin’ beginning…so let’s collectively prey that Jessica Stroup is not as useless as we all think she is and that she’s got some serious level of impact on the sluttiness of the girls of the future…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Dress|Jessica Stroup

2010

24

Feb

Jayde Nicole Is Ugly of the Day

I know you idiots think this bitch is hot because she was in Playboy and won some Cybergirl of the year bullshit, leading her to living in LA and befriending Brody Jenner and ending up on The Hills, but I am telling you, she really isn’t hot. She’s just a slut who had a slut mother who encouraged her to follow her slut dreams and get fake tits to take some slut pictures to send to Playboy who would use her to as one of their slut girls cuz she was only 18 and most 18 year olds haven’t embraced their inner-slut or realized that their life depends on their slut ability cuz the bigger the slut they are the more prosperous their life will be.

Here she is irrelevant at some event and I just had to post this to remind you all that this girl belongs in an Ontario stripclub, dancing for men who rolled in on snowmobiles and not getting pics taken by paparazzi…..She is an example of what is seriously wrong in our world, we don’t treat our sluts like sluts anymore, we instead make them think they are important and that is a huge fucking mistake….but not as huge of a mistake as when Jayde Nicole’s mom didn’t get the abortion cuz she thought this guy was different, that he really loved her and that he’d really stick around….I guess life is all about life lessons….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Ugly