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2012

24

Apr

Kim Kardashian Shouldn’t Exist – Happy Armenian Independence Day of the Day

Today is Armenian Independence Day…

The worst thng about Armenian Independence Day is knowing that if the Turks worked a little harder and smarter, Kim Kardashian wouldn’t exist….

That is a major failure on their part…because Kim Kardashian has become the representation of all things wrong in the world…I have no idea why she’s only getting flour bombed, when all logic would lead me to think she’d be actually bombed….she’s the fucking worst.


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

24

Apr

Haley Joel Osment’s Transgendered Titties at the Prism Awards of the Day

Rememeber that kid from the early 2000s who was the default kid used in all the big movies….famous for “seeing Dead people”….before hitting puberty, turning ugly and unmarketable, giving him a complex, forcing him to get a sex change, cuz everyone likes jailait teen girls and no one like pimply awakward boys….it was the logical choice….and here he is showing off his post op hormone therapy titties….


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Posted in:Emily Osment

2012

24

Apr

Portia de Rossi’s Lesbian Pasties of the Day

Portia de Rossi is an opportunist lipstick lesbian who I am sure isn’t a lesbian at all, just a smart as fuck bitch who lured in Ellen the billionaire, because it made sense and was non threatening…and like in all lesbian relationships, there’s always one who is more inclined to go out and get fucked by dudes on the regular, something Ellen has probably opened up to, cuz she knows any hot pussy she’s into will be into dick, especially if it has named herself “Portia” like some kind of stripper, only into lesbianism cuz she’s fucked so many dudes it was time to take a break, you know there’s only so much her 10 inch black dildo can do when strapped on or used double sided – you know scissoring isn’t the same as getting cummed all over your whore face…..but I am just speculating here….but it is safe to say see through shirts and pasties are cries for male attention!


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Posted in:Portia De Rossi

2012

24

Apr

Leelee Sobieski THrowback Photoshoot for “I Love You Magazine” of the Day

These are old pictures of Leelee Sobieski that don’t matter cuz Leelee Sobieski doesn’t matter…meaning I never posted them when they dropped but I am posting them now…for no reason other than that I saw them and though shit….Leelee Sobieski, despite being a nobody, has some big tits that look good when she’s holding them up in what the college kids call a Handbra and that I call nipple hide and seek….

Sure they aren’t pornographic, or even that hot….you probably can’t jerk off to them, and this twat should be in pictures with more spread pussy, but I take what I can get…it is all part of having low standards…

Here are the pics you probably saw when they came out.

Posted in:Leelee Sobieski

2012

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I lost the love of all the fat girls on my facebook, which is all the girls on my facebook, because that’s just the kind of girl I attract, for saying “no one likes fat girls not even fat girls”…what they don’t realize is I was just planting the seed for my world tour, so that when I roll through their town, they put in more effort to show me why fat chicks are good, via blowjobs given by their well trained from eating a lot big titty mouths….

Here are some morning links

Lego Star Wars Nerd Shit
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Korean Karaoke FAIL – VIDEO
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40 Guys Caught Staring at Cheerleaders
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Free Cam Shows. Who Needs a Tuesday Movie?
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Tar Babcock is Sexy in Red
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This Chick Gets Creamed Hahahaha
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Jennifer Aniston’s Getting Married Now. Of Course.
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Love It
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Skinny Blonde Teen Gets Herself Off
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The 50 Best Movie Twists
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10 Hottest Skater Chicks Ever
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Posted in:MHD

2012

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Since none of you read the site, you are not MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK ….you are not A FAN OF THE SITE and you don’t DONT FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER … here’s what you are missing

1- there are two kinds of girls – those who masturbate to lesbian porn and those who masturbate to gangbang porn

2- Sometimes I wonder if I am the only person trying to increase my carbon emissions in efforts to speed up the end of the world cuz we are all doomed, let’s die together! Apocalypse is better than suicide.

3- The saddest thing about the Armenian genocide is that they didn’t exterminate the kardashians

4- Have you ever seen a girl who you think kinda wants to be raped-Like if you were to follow her fat/lonely ass into an alley she’d be into it

5- I hate eating out a whore knowing another guys sperm was likely not washed out of her properly before my go at her-Always makes me feel gay

6- Here are the stepLINKS!

40 Guys Caught Staring at Cheerleaders
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And This is Why You Don’t Go to Coachella The Second Weekend
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Janice Dickinson is Enough to Make Anyone Puke, But When You Throw Amanda Lepore in the Mix, Man…
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Live Web Cam Shows. Make Monday the Best It Can Be!
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LUCINDA WILLIAMS SINGING HURT AT THE OHNNY CASH TRIBUTE CONCERT!
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Hottest Actresses with Erect Nipples
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Insane Bike Trick Over 2 Peoeple
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TV’s latest Reality Sluts In Bikinis
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Cheryl Cole Hot in Marie Claire
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The 25 Hottest Fictional Women in Politics
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Selena Gomez Short Short Dance Party
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Olivia Wilde Brings the Hotness as Always
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Cali is Super Sexy By the Pool
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Free Cam Shows – You’ll Love Them
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This Cute Amateur Enjoys Riding Fake Cock
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The Sexiest Female Athletes From A to Z
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Check Out Lucy Pinder’s Super Tits
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Kate Upton in a Sorta Sheer Top
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WTf Photo of the Day is One for the Books
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Mayoli Sena Bikini Candids
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Russian Gang Brawl Whoa!
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Vanessa Minnillo Still Got It
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Julianne Hough Side Boob
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100 Funniest Fan Pics Ever
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Rihanna All See Through And Dating A Chick
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I Wanna Fuck this Cowgirl
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Russian Store Security WIn
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Jessica Chastian is Kinda Boring for Someone With a Fiery Pussy
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24 FUPAS
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James Franco is a Fucking Idiot and I Hate Him
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This Lindsay Lohan/Liz Taylor Biopic Thing is Actually Happening. Jesus
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Okay One More WTF Photo of the Day
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Ryan Renolds Wants to Marry Blake Lively Cause Apparently He Didn’t Learn That MArriage is Horseshit the First Time Arouns
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Boats on a Boat. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Wedding Fight! Yes!!! – VIDEO
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These Sluts are the Freakiest Female Act to Come Out of Brasil
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4 Girl Orgy in the Garage!!! Yesss!
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Morality In Media Calls For Groupon Boycott Over Kink.com Deal
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These Sluts Have Some Fun With Some Toys
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Obsessive Lingerie – VIDEO
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Belly Tops and Skirts, I Like It
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Staged or Coincidence? Teenie Bikini-Clad Jennifer Nicole Lee Enjoys A Banana Poolside
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Annoying Gym Guys, Everybody Knows Them
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Sexy Hayden Winters Strips Down
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Kate Upton See Through Top With Her Big Titties
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Gwen Stefani is Disgusting
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Nerdy To the Point of Awkward – IRON MAN Costume
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24 Dead Animals Done Cute
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This Wild College Slut Goes All Out
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Paris Hilton Was at Coachella Again
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Emma Roberts Stuffs Her Bra
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Olivia Munn Cleavage
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Miley Cyrus Is Almost Becoming Un-Fuckable. Almost.
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tulisa contostavlos devastating upskirt panty flash
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The Shannon Elizabeth American Pie Scene
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Insane Motorcycle Racing
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From the stepFORUM!
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Sara Jean Underwood Topless Yoga
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Gina Carano Upskirt!
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Pam Anderson Short Shorts
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Kat Von D Nasty Tits in Leather
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Ginger Spice is Old
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Chelsea Healey Bikini in California
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Miley In Some Short Shorts
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Ali Larter Ridiculous TIts
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Gracie Carvalho Bikini
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Lauren Pope Bikini
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Irina Shayk Hot at an Event
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Alison Brie Hot Photoshoot
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Tess Daly in Sex Outfits of the Day
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More Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Pics
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stepSMUT!
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Amazing Porno Link Dump
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Some Girl Stripping at Work
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Hot Amateur Pussy
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Two Girls In the Shower
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More Hot Amateur Pussy
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Webcam Star of the Day
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This Shit is What I’ll Be Doing All Night Tonight…The Girls Are Just Too Fucking Hot
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

23

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Strategic Naked Pregnant Pic of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is in what I call a strategic nude….because you can’t see her vile damaged pussy from her first pregnancy….or nipples…or asshole…..

Even though my instinct is to think that the only strategic nude of a hot lingerie model would be one that doesn’t include a filled up uterus…..

You see cuz I’m not one of those freaks into ready to drop porn…and no man in his right mind things a pregnant woman is a beautiful thing…in anything the only reason guys knock up bitches is so they don’t leave them…and the only reason they say how pretty they are…so is so they don’t have to listen to them whine about how disgusting the pregnancy has made them…cuz they know the truth you lying fuck…we all know the truth….

Last week so posted these PREGNANT BIKINI PICS on facebook…today she posted these nudes….next week I’m hoping for the spreas asshole while she’s crowning shot….

We’re all allowed to have dreams asshole.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2012

23

Apr

Tulisa Contostavlos Upskirt of the Day

TULISA CONTOSTAVLOS to those of you who care….is some X-Factor judge in the UK who replaced Cheryl Cole – despite being fat and sloppy looking….and now she’s trying to make it in America….

She’s been in staged bikini pics…showing off her fat ass that is better known as her other pussy…thanks to her greek heritage….

She’s was recently in an amazing BLOWJOB SEX TAPE THAT HER LEGAL TEAM TRIED TO MAKE DISAPPEAR BUT THAT I’VE SEEN A LOT ….leading to a new found respect for her hustle….cuz a bitch who sucks dick well…even if she’s fat and accustomed to eating…is a bitch I can endorse…..

Now she’s showing panties…when getting out of the car…She’s pulling all the obvious cries for attention….that I am a fan of….because it’s better than bitches who don’t pull this shit off….

Next time bitch needs less panty…..more spreading ….


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Posted in:Tulisa Contostavlos

2012

23

Apr

Laetitia Casta Bare Ass in Vogue of the DAy

Laetitia Casta was popular in the early years of the internet cuz she modeled topless…..and luckily that is SOMETHING SHE STILL DOES ……10 years later….but still lovely as fucking hell….even though the aging process is never something I endorse….but getting her model ass naked and exposed in Vogue Paris like it was the late 90s and as far as I’m concerned this is the kind of re-visiting old haunts I can endorse…unlike fucking the same hooker/wife of 10 or more years – sure society wants us to accept this as acceptable example of re-visiting old haunts…..but we know it is only okay if Laetitia Casta or someone equally spectacular is our hooker/wife….

Who cares, looking at her older more experienced ass and enjoy it….cuz it won’t be this good in another 10 years….guaranteed.

Posted in:Laetitia Casta

2012

23

Apr

Imogen Thomas Caught in the Rain of the Day

I am not posting this because I am an Imogen Thomas fan…I barely know who she is and I think she’s got a really stupid fucking name….I am posting this because one of my favorite things in the summer is a surprise rain…even if in Imogen Thomas’ case….there is no such thing as surprise rain….just publicity stunt opportunities…..now the reason I like surprise rain is the same reason I am posting these pics of some chubby bitch Imogen Thomas….and that is that there is always a percentage of bitches who get stuck…in white….and sometimes with no bra on….leading to an unwanted white t-shirt contest for them and a welcomed wet t-shirt contest for me….and all it took was forgetting their fucking umbrella….that’s why everytime I see it raining on what was a sunnuy day a few minutes earlier I run outside…Some of the hardest nipples I’ve ever seen happened this way…..and that’s why Imogen Thomas has a post of her very on on this site…even if she’s virutally unknown….proving all she has to do is keep up publicity stunt hustle.


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2012

23

Apr

Xenia Deli in FHM South Africa of the Day

I still don’t really know who Xenia Deli is…but when you look like this….nothing else really matters about the bitch…she could be a fucking Nazi and you a jew and you’d still follow her into the cattle car….she’s one of those…I’d die to fuck her…literally….bitches….

From what I can figure out she is from Moldova and that doesn’t fucking matter……She’s 23 and that dosn’t fucking matter….She won the 2011 Beach Bunny model search and that doesn’t matter….She’s done Fredrick’s of Hollywood campaign and that doesn’t fucking matter….she’s 5 foot 7 and that doesn’t matter….What matters is what her home address is so I can park outside and eventually show her the rationed bread line to my penis….her communist ass, even if she was only communist until she was 2, will feel right at home…at least that’s the fantasy….cuz she’s hot.

Here she is for South Africa FHM!

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2012

23

Apr

Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara’s Big Latin Tits for Burger King of the Day

A couple of weeks ago Burger King got in trouble for putting a black chick in an ad about fried chicken…something that based on the black people I know…seemed pretty culturally relevant….but no one seemed to give a fuck when they put Sofia Vergara as a Burger King worker, something equally culturally relevant, except that Vergara was more of a whore than the other Colombians, you know sucking coke dealing millionaire dick until they helped her get famous with her tits….tits that Burger King didn’t exploit despite her willingness to exploit them….making that the real tragedy of this campaign….but at least they tried to save themselves by using Salma Hayek’s Mexican Mom Tits…..and here’s the Salma Hayek ad…that I should be getting paid to post, but I’m not.

Here’s the less successful Sofia Vergara ad….for obvious reasons….like no cleavage and total misuse of her…

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2012

23

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

If you hate the stepNEWS you only hate yourself because the stepNEWS is just a glimpse into idiotic humanity…something we are all a part of…sure you say you’re not dumb enough to end up on the news….but maybe you’re just not fun enough cuz these idiots are awesome…I’d invite them all to my birthday party!

Man in Pajamas Shoots Gun At Speed Enforcement Vehicle
An unidentified New Mexico man was caught on video unloads his revolver, shooting six rounds into a speed enforcement van.

Caught on Tape: Car Plows Into Grocery Store
Miraculously nobody was hurt when an old lady drove into grocery store in

Illinois HS Dean Resigns After Inappropriate Texts To Students
It was not your typical school board meeting Wednesday night at Adlai Stevenson High School. What parents learned for the first time, students have been talking about for days.

Police Use Teargas On Partygoers
One Kent State University block party got so out of hand police in riot gear had to use teargas to break it up.

Teen’s Terrifying Experience Trying K2
K2 or synthetic marijuana — following a recent violent attack and murder in Farmington Hills, it’s what people are talking about all across metro Detroit. A Wyandotte mother feels anyone who uses this drug is playing Russian roulette with their life.

Were Secret Service Hookers Underage?
Colombian authorities are probing whether any of the women involved in the prostitution scandal that has cost six Secret Service agents their jobs were underage, according to a new report.

Caught on Tape: Thieves Steal Thousands in Hair Weaves
Brazen burglars broke into a Georgia hair shop and took out with thousands of dollars worth of human hair.

Coming Soon: Marijuana Vending Machines
A local Southern California company is looking to revolutionize the world of medical cannabis with a new and secure – marijuana vending machine!!

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

23

Apr

Stacy Keibler’s Fit Body in a Sports Bra of the Day

Here’s George Clooney’s pussy that he may or may not actually have sex with because he’s possibly homosexual….you know the kind who doesn’t want to be known as homosexual….because it will make 90 percent of his women fans who fantasize about being the one to tame him, cuz girls love a challenge and think they have what it takes to make any guy settle, relatively uninterested in him, making him way less money….in a Rock Hudson or Steve McQueen wait til they die of AIDS before people need to deal with truth….so he uses hot bitches you want to fuck and Steve-O gets to fuck when he is done with them before dumping them…..making them really feel like they lost the lottery and entered hell….like this Stacy Keibler wrestler, who probably shares a publicist with him, who needed this to keep her around another year, thanks to making the bad decision of dancing with the stars, a nail generally straight in the coffin of your career that was already hardly a career to being with, hence why you were doing Dancing with the Stars in the first place, you know cuz being a pro wrestler for 2 years, was lucrative but where do you really go from there….kinda thing that doesn’t matter cuz she has legs I want to wear as a scarf and a pussy I want to wear as a mouth warmer….you know when Clooney is done making hr fuck him up the ass with a strap in exchange for exposure….I like my bitches at rock bottom….It is more effective.

Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2012

23

Apr

Emma Roberts Short Shorts of the Day

If your dad was Eric Roberts, you’d hate yourself too….you know growing up with all that shame….It’s almost a miracle that this bitch can get enough energy to rip lines of heroin to medicate herself enough to get out of the house and do music festivals with her friends in their jacked up hipster denim shorts…channelling an era before Eric Roberts was such a failure/joke in the industry that she had to walk around in shame about….I mean I guess you could say at least she had Julia Roberts….or as she called her Auntie Stupid Face who lied to the world the day she agreed to be in a movie called Pretty Woman cuz she’s not pretty at all….but that’s no role model…that’s a lie and just more realization at a young age that we are doomed….making her apathetic, depressing looking hipster hustle all that more authentic…something these people strive for…you know it’s way more marketable socially than “I’m just a rich girl with famous academy award winning relatives in the industry”….milk that torment child…..milk it….while I fantasize about milking your clit like a thirsty baby calf on it’s mother cow’s udder.


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