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2012

28

Aug

Eva Herzigova Titties for Antidote Magazine of the Day

Eva Herzigova is showing her old hot nipples for a fashion magazine I have never heard of and I like it more than the dude I just saw reading “O” Magazine in the park pretends to like his fat dumpy loud wife who was tending to her bratty fucking kids screaming….and not how much he really likes his wife…which is not at all cuz it was clear on his face, behind the smile of Oprah on the cover of a magazine he traded his testicles in for, that he hated her for ruining his fucking life, stealing his freedom and his soul…. while she spends his money and bosses him the fuck around….a story that ends in murder suicide for them…and hot pics of Eva Herzigova, retired model who still models… for me….

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|NSFW

2012

28

Aug

Mel B in Bikini Ass in Australia of the Day

Like eating a vegan sausage at a lesbian bar….her are some pics of Mel B, the Spice Girl better known as Eddie Murphy’s jump off he accidentally knocked up…but denied knocking up…cuz that’s what you do with whores who are just out to ruin your life…provided they don’t have the resources to file for paternity tests like the whores I know… allowin you to change your name, move and pretend it never happened….and not paying out millions to a bitch who doesn’t need millions…all cuz she wanted the world to know she’s not a whore with a fatherless child…when really she is a whore with a fatherless child…I mean unless the new husband grabbing her ass like a farm animal in heat has taken up the job….there’s always a sucker willing to stepfather for hot ass…..


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2012

28

Aug

Sojourner Morrell Jalouse France September Sept 2012 of the Day


Lesbian hipster with uneventful tits sojourner morrell….showed her uneventful tits for Jalouse France in what was only a hot shoot if you have an equestrian fetish…you know all hard for a hot bodied rich chick on a horse or with a horse…all strong legged and capable of controlling a massive beast in riding pants and riding boots and a helmet that will protect her when she’s got her face pressed into a stable wall as you stable hand her from behind….shoveling her shit with your dick from the stall that is her asshole….if you know what I mean….

Posted in:NSFW|Sojourner Morrell

2012

28

Aug

Sarah Harding Hot Body in Bikini of the Day

SARAH HARDING is some UK popstar trash who made it big, at the peak for her, as the second hottest girl in a fabricated girl group called GIRLS ALOUD….with their clever name and her ripped body….coupled with Cheryl Cole, who you know she probably cant’ stand because the public liked her best….motivating this one to work harder….and with work comes a toned stomach and with a toned stomach comes me….

If you know what I mean….


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2012

28

Aug

Nina Dobrev Bra for Ocean Drive of the Day


Nina Dobrev is a vampire slut, or at least she plays one on TV, which but she isn’t a vampire at all, but some cunt who gets paid to lie to the world….but I can say she doesnt have a soul, she sold that shit for this vile fucking career….But I hear she has a great appreciation for the Mexican culture…at least that’s what my friend told me…who caught this Nina Dobrev bitch smearing guacamole all over her pussy in the bathroom at their high school….a story I can’t validate but can masturbate to.

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2012

28

Aug

Dani King Gold Medal Cyclist Bikini Pics of the Day


Her name is Dani King and if you’re a weirdo who gets off to the Olympics cuz you only have one channel and like masturbating to TV, you’re probably aware of her…..

The truth is that athletes are fit and fit is better than fat…cuz fat is disgusing…and fit means she puts in fucking work…has stamina to bounce on my dick for an hour and despite her broad shoulders and narrow hips…her high testosterone from her muscle mass actually leads to serious fucking horniness…and aggression she likes getting fucked out of her…..

Sure holding onto her 5% body fat that is rock hard and not quite erotic and soft and lady like like you’re used to may be weird at first….but when you see she doesn’t gas out as easily….even when getting choked…her drive, focus and winning attitude comes in handy…not to mention all that endorsement money….good times…

Either way, She’s Gold Medal Winning Cyclist…and she’s in a Bikini…


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2012

28

Aug

Emma Stone Boring for Interview Magazine of the Day


Emma Stone is boring for Interview Magazine’s latest issue….which makes sense…because Emma Stone is boring everywhere….

I know, virgin losers get mad when I say she isn’t hot, or that her mouth annoys me, or that she’s overrated and just well marketed to the virgin loser market…because that’s what the evil corporations and Hollywood want…but the to those of us who don’t care about who the love interest is in comic book movies…or other shit targeted to virgin losers….we can see her for what she is…dull at fucking best….and I think the genius team at Interview captured that perfectly..they are the best in the industry at bringing out a person’s personality…or in Emma Stone’s case…her lack of one….

.Here are the pics….


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2012

28

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Half Naked for a Victoria’s Secret Fragrance of the Day


Candice Swanepoel is a lovely bikini model who I think looks great half naked…probably better than most half naked girls…because she is fit and most girls are feeding their sugar addictions with carbs and ice cream…especially on hot summer days…cuz any excuse works for them….you see cuz I walk by an ice cream shop every once in a while…even it is consistently filled with chicks talking about boy problems…or the stresses of their insignificant, irrelevant lives….I assume they are the same girls who shit on girls like Candice for being ripped and amazing…and getting paid for it….ya’ll are just jealous….cuz you’re too lazy to look like this…even though looking like this is all men ask of you.

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2012

28

Aug

Kim Kardashian Whoring Out for Twitter of the Day


A world where Kim Kardashian is considered relevant…influential…an icon is a world I can’t live in…that is why I am going to live blog my suicide…it will be my biggest hit today…even bigger than being in Maxim….

She’s the fucking worst.

In being the worst and possibly knowing she’s the worst….unless she’s an idiot drone who is too jacked up on hairsray and ice cream to really know much….she either goes to bed hating herself for the lie that she is…or struggling to come up with ideas to make this sex tape ride out longer….

The world is filled with all kind of girls/whores….I only notice the hot ones…ugly girls kinda just blend into the scenery…just the other day a beast of a girl was having an allergic reaction screaming for help…and if it wasn’t for my dog…I wouldn’t have even seen her to make he conscious decision of ignoring her….to let someone else help her…I would have just not noticed her….but out of the hot girls I notice there are three kinds…the hot girls who know it and are uptight about it all snobby and shit….the hot ones who don’t know it cuz they look in the mirror and see an ugly fat chick….and the hot chicks who just don’t give a fuck and want to go surfing…

Kim Kardashian is not a hot chick….she is an ugly chick, who thinks she’s a hot chick and is uptight about it….because she knows the truth and that’s why she’s posting ass pics and lingerie pics on twitter…in a “Look at me, remember me, I’m holding on to this lie, notice me, please keep liking me”….kinda way….

The problem with America is that Hollywood is a small town filled with garbage that sucks up to each other and that has all the power to spread that garbage to the masses of retards who buy into it…

Here are the pics

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2012

28

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to think a part of every girl dies after having sex with me. Not cuz I am a praying mantis who kills and eats her when I am done, just because their vaginas are never quite the same and either is their dignity, spirits or ability to enjoy sex again….

But I could be wrong.

Here are some morning links bro.

God I Love Fail Compilations – VIDEO
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Speaking of Fails, Here is a List of the Flat-out Worst Athletes in Sports History
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Kim Kardashian Sloppy Ass Strikes Again
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Kella Dawn is a Sexy Sharp Shooter
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Amanda Averill Bikini
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Heather Renee Smith is a Girl Next Door Type
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30 Must-See Pictures of Ashley Greene
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Web Cam Girls That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Words Can’t Describe This Girls Wet Pussy (NSFW)
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Penn State Blames Neil Diamond for Child Molestations, Bans ‘Sweet Caroline’. Wait, What?
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Nikki is One Hot Brunette (SITE NSFW)
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Reading Rainbow. Featuring DMX. Hahahaha – VIDEO
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Sexy Games and Sexy Times (NSFW)
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2012

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day


Somethings are better left unsaid….especially when I am busy jerking off to pussy pics girls keep sending in…and by girls I mean one girl…but that makes mee feel like I’m some kind of internet romantic…even if my romance is pretty fucking criminal…

Here are the stepLINKS…

I love Alesandra Ambrosio’s Ass in Leggings
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If You’re in LA, Watch Out, Because You’re Probably Gonna Get Run Over By Amanda Bynes
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Looking Good Sweethearts
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Kate Upton Sluts Out in GQ Italia
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Sexy Memphis Burger With Girls Who’s Burger I wanna Eat
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How To Dance Dubstep
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I wannna fuck Roxeanne Celeste
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College Football’s Hottest Fan Base
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This Guy Plays the James Bond Theme on Floppy Disk Drives – Yes You Read That Right – And It’s Pretty Much Amazing – VIDEO
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New Jersey Woman’s Medical Condition Gives Her Up To A Hundred Orgasms Per Day
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What Can I Say? Bai Ling Looks Great From Behind
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Whitney Rose is Sexy by the Pool (SITE NSFW)
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How About Some Sexy Nude Beach Babes? (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Bree Olsen
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Erika Michelle is One Hot Brunette
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Web Cam Girls Make the Net Better
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Gillian Jacobs is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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This Dildo May Be More Than Her Ass Can Handle
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WTF Photo of the Day
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College Football’s Hottest Fan Bases
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These Sluts Want You to Play Their Games (NSFW)
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The Best Boobs GIF You Will See All Day (SITE NSFW)
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Jane Seymour in a Sheer Dress is Our Sexy Throwback (SITE NSFW)
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Thatès Right Girl, Lotion Up That Ass (NSFW)
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These Freaky Artists Doing These Performance Art Installations Just Keep Getting Weirder and Weirder – VIDEO
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Bar Refaeli Hard Nipples While She’s Wet (SITE NSFW)
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Selena Gomez Still Looks Like a Fucking 12 Year Old and It Weirds Me Out
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Blake Lively Doesn’t Want to Get Naked Because She is Dull
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Ariadne Artiles is One Hot Model
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day
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This Blonde Babe Would Kick Your Ass If She Chose To (SITE NSFW)
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Greatest Drag Race Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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French Agility Game Show THat Will Give You Boners
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Miley Cyrus Braless
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Man Falls in a Hole….No Not Kim Kardashian’s Vagina…
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Kelly Kelly’s Non-WWE Bikini Photo Shoot
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Ridin’ Dirty: Celebrities Accused Of Having Nasty STDs…Some Were Proven!
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3 Hot Teens Are You Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Americans & Sex Toys – A $15 Billion Love Affair
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God I Love Babes in Onesies
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Still a Head Turner
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Who Doesn’t Love Big Tittied Web Cam Sluts (NSFW)
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Some Jessica Alba, Just Because
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Escalator Confuses Dog
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Emma Watson Speaks American
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Danielle Lloyd Bikini
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Greatest DJ of All Time
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Don’t Poke an Aligator
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Chloe Moretz Covered in Blood Like It was Her First Period
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Jerry Jones Does Hip Hop
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Hot Korean Girls Dancing Video
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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Crazy Whore is Crazy
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Best friends take a Shower Together
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Sex With an African Native
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Drunk Sluts on Dancing Bears
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Today’s Random Porn Videos
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I LOVE NAKED GIRLS…..ON WEBCAM
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Find Girls TO Fuck…..
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2012

27

Aug

Will Farrell’s Weird College Homo Erotic Pic of the Day

This was sent to me today…and exclusive some of you fags can jerk off to…it is of Will Farrell back in college, before he was famous, or in Old School, or the seasoned veteran on SNL, unable to make it in the real world, before really fucking making it in the real world, and he’s wearing his fucking panties with another dude, something you fan boys can get off to and tell yourself it’s not gay, cuz it’s just a picture and you’re just a huge fan, and this just happens to be open on your screen, and that you’re actually jerking off to something you saw yesterday that you’re thinking about….and this younger, slimmer, fitter Will Farrell half naked has absolutely nothing to do with your erection, you just think his comedy is genius…and if that’s considered gay….so be it….kind of thing…..

Posted in:Will Farrell

2012

27

Aug

Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Underwood for Carl’s Jr of the Day

The nice thing about this Carl’s Jr ad for a dirty burger is that I have seen both Emily Ratajkowski’s Dirty Burger in her panties and Sara Underwood’s Dirty Burger in her Panties and now those dirty burgers are promoting pulled pork topped cheeseburgers in some meaty fucking mess….even though they both coincidentally have coinslot pussy that no meat pokes out of…unless their pussies have been photoshopped…which is likely, cuz based on my experience….90 percent of pussy hangs out, even just a little while 80 percent of the remaining 10 percent that are coinslots, or inny, or slits are on fat chicks…maybe I’ve just fucked a lot of loose whores….but both these girls, as hot as they may be….and by they I mean EMILY RATAJOWSKI …cuz that Sara bitch is low level bottom feeding trash while EMILY RATAJOWKSI is perfection…..are probably the owners of some well traveled vaginas of their own…cuz you don’t get on TV or in commercials if you’re not….Am I right people?

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Sara Underwood

2012

27

Aug

Paris Hilton Topless for GQ Russia of the Day


Like Levis and Coca cola in the 80s….the Russians care about America’s less signficant, unimpressive, everyday things that America doesn’t evencare about, only this time it is Paris Hilton, and not cuz they can’t get her, you see cuz everyone has got her, but because her PR people are working all angles, you know cuz they like being on her payroll, and happened to find the one magazine in the world willing to do a spread with her….GQ…the Russian, more communist, rationed bread….after the fall o the iron curtain…where tastes are still questionable….version…

Here’s the proof. She is a whore.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2012

27

Aug

Selena Gomez Flashes Her Ass in Shorts of the Day

Selena Gomez like so many young sex offending 19 year old girls before her…is wearing some hot jean shorts…that her ass is hanging out of…cuz that is the style…but I like to think is cuz she’s a whore who seeks male attention cuz she doesn’t get male attention since her celebrity boyfriend they make her date for the media is a fucking girl and/or poofter who lets black men sodomize him for fame and millions of dollars….and really who cares about Beiber or the fact that she violated him when he was 12 like she was the Catholic Priest in the relationship….especially when she’s wearing shorts like this….the very shorts that make leaving my house almost crimnal…cuz grls everywhere have them on…and my old man perversion, not accustomed to this kind of exhibitionism….can’t really handle it in a legal and/or sane way…shit just makes me wanna get my fuck on….which I guess is what all girls want…in some animal kingdom procreation…I have my period and I am fertile even if fertility is disgusting and scares me…shit…


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