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2011

17

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Follow me on TWITTER….Since that social shit is the future of the internet and this blog shit doesn’t matter anymore…I’m pretty shitty at it…but it makes me feel relevant…or something…I don’t know…I just use it to see pussy. I’m transparent like that…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Bar Refaeli Looking Fucking Amazing in a Tight Dress – NEED MORE
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Looking Good, Sweetheart
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SEXY HOT MODELS AND THEIR HOT CARS:
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Jennifer Aniston’s Oral Sex Partner is DEAD
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Naked Girls From Real Life Finally Naked on the Internet….
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Elisabetta Canalis In a Bikini Cuz She’s a Clooney Whore
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Cam Shows Are Better to Masturbate To Than Porn Cuz It is Interractive
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Some Hot Bitch in A See Thru Skirt
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Cam Sluts! Yes!
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Tweener Gang Leader WTF?
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Ciara is Looking Good in a Bikini
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Dallas Lovato is Demi Lovatos Hotter, Sluttier Older Sister or Something
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Take a Vacation, You Deserve It
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Hottie on a Home Video
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Meredith Viera Pantyhose Upskirt On TV’s THE TODAY SHOW
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Everybody Wants to Bang Pippa Middleton
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Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini in Cannes
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Crazy Dude Licking His Shoes on the Subway of the Day
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Sharon Stone Dresses Like a Slut to Take Her Kid to the Park and I Like It
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Mail Truck FAIL – VIDEO
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Say Hello to Priya
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some Amber Rose Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Naomi Campbell Vs. Rosario Dawson – Who Would You Rather?
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Gotta Love a Hottie on the Rocks
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Man Wore Mask & Wig To Spy On Women Using The Washroom
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January Jones on the Cover of Allure
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Ashley Playing With a Dildo
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Okay is This a Dude or a Chick?
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Penny Cruz is Looking Hot
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Random WTF Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Victoria Silvstedt Just Because
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Apple to the FACE Aahahahahah – VIDEO
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striptease of the Day
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Rach and Friend Get It On
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Well Hello Isis Taylor
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The 12 Greatest Robots in Movie History
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Danielle Staub’s New Career As A Nude Stripper
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Meet Portia Jenkins
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Miley Cyrus Topless, Getting a Tattoo
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Jwoww, Snooki And Their Tits Lost In Italy
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Miley Topless Getting Tattooed
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Katie Holmes’ Scientologist Approved Swimwear And Nipple Poke
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Chelsea Charms And The World’s Biggest Tits.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

17

May

Kate Upton Showing of Tit in Lingerie of the Day

I was fucking with Kate Upton on Twitter….you know saying seductive shit like “I can’t wait for your ass to catch up to your dumpu tits” and she blocked me…I feel like 140 characters or less don’t give me the chance to explain myself or that historically 18 year olds with big tits all end up really fat by 30, it’s like their just awkwardly developed in a good way, and shit takes a turn for the worse when their matabolism slows down….It’s just the way it is…

The fact is that she’s not 400 pounds now, and she’s at her prime, so I’m down with seeing as much as we can of her before that horrible time comes, and it will come, it always does, but you’ll forget her name and that she existed by then…

So take it in Upton, you’re on borrowed time.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

17

May

Leonardo DiCaprio Can’t Be Banging Blake Lively of the Day

There is no way anyone in their right mind would dump Bar Refaeli for old faced Blake Lively, clearly they are just friends and this is acting cuzBar Refaeli is the one who dumped Leonardo cuz he can’t make her Jewish babies and won’t convert for her, he’s all rich and has an ego, so he’s trying to get her worked up….

Or maybe they are still dating and this is just a diversion from their secret wedding, and who the fuck cares about Leonardo’s sex life, cuz I got enough issues with my own, that I would rather be workiing on my own issues, like why my site is getting no traffic anymore…and more importantly why the only bitch willing to give me a blowjob is 500 pounds and smells like cheese and feces and death…instead of some dude who’s pretty much won the lottery on all levels…even if I think Blake Lively is overrated, she’s still not 500 pounds and smelling like feces and cheese and death…Good times…I suck at life.

Posted in:Blake Lively|Leonardo DiCapro

2011

17

May

Capri Anderson Does Porn of the Day

Capri Anderson is the pornstar and escort who was the original Charlie Sheen hooker to hit the media this year, I mean other than his ex wives, because let’s face it, anyone addicted to hookers like Charlie Sheen, was always addicted to hookers. It probably has something to do with them doing whatever he tells them to, and the ease of getting rid of them whenever he wants to.

So it’s no real surprise that this Capri Anderson chick went back to porn, you know after her 5 minutes of fame disappeared when Sheen decided to take a group of other hookers to the next level of media attention, kinda making this hooker, who ratted him out to the cops and the media cuz she’s not a cool hooker, cuz cool hookers know the client is boss and if he wants tot throw a lamp at your head, that’s just the way it’s gotta be, a glitch in her work ethic that leaves her totally obsolete….I mean until now….cuz you can officially jerk off to her post Charlie Sheen pussy…even though you’re the kind of guy who will jerk off to any pussy…whether it is a porn pussy you’ve seen before or not….I was just trying to find a sellable hook on a pornstar releasing a porn because in between those porns was a crazy celebrity scandal….and I realize I don’t need a hook…There’s a naked whore….that’s the hook….so Thanks Capri Anderson…and Thank You, dear reader……

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Posted in:Capri Anderson

2011

17

May

Gretchen Rossi in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some real housewife Gretchen Rossi. I know nothing about here or what she does, but I do know what her pussy definition looks like….thanks to her bikini choices…and that’s ok by me cuz I’m a pervert who likes everything with a vagina, even if it is old and has fake tits, even though I hate fake tits, that’s just the hold vagina has on me…

Why do I even bother writing these things?

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Posted in:Gretchen Rossi

2011

17

May

Katie Holmes in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katie Holmes in a bathing suit, hiding her sloppy mom stomach, showing off her under appreciated and more importantly under-used tits…because she decided to marry cult leader Tom Cruise and his creepy fucking smile….getting pregnant fast, probably through artificial insemination…like a lesbian or science experiment, without having the chance or taking the opportunity in her personal life to go down the road of celebrity slut, flashing her pussy, passing out drunk, trashing hotel rooms, and ending up in rehab…or taking movie roles with tons of sex scenes in her professional life, What a fucking waste…but I take what I can get and here it is…

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2011

17

May

Ryan Seacrest’s Fake Girlfriend Staged Workout Photos of the Day

Here’s Ryan Seacrest’s fake girlfriend, named Julianne Hough, who was a professional dancing on Dancing with the Stars….before she turned to trying to have a legit singing career….and what better way than to get to the top of the charts than to pretend to date a gay dude so that he maintains his cover so the world doesn’t turn on him and his frosted lips…Good business move…and here she is working out in the park for the paparazzi in some obviously staged pics…cuz I guess people still do that hustle to get noticed…I think she’d be better off releasing video of her fucking Seacrest up the ass with an strap-on, or even one of his Emmy awards, because that’s the shit the public really want to see.

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2011

17

May

Tori Spelling Pumping Gas of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting pictures of Tori Spelling….I really don’t and never did find her hot ever when she was 16 and on TV…even though she had implants in a time I didn’t find implants cheap and easy entertainment, you know when implants were a mythical object that average girls didn’t get, reserved for strippers and playboy chicks, before realizing there’s nothing like a hot set of natural tits, and implants are cheap copies….so to post these pics makes no sense…unless maybe I’m into her billionaire ass pumping her own gas like some grease monkey…but I don’t think it’s that.

Posted in:Tori Spelling

2011

17

May

Kim Kardashian Fat Back of the Day

Kim Kardashian has a fat back and I figured I’d post it because you all need to realize that she’s not someone with any fucking sex appeal, unless you own a restaurant, that’s not an all you can eat place, but a by the pound kinda spot, cuz this pig, like all pigs, likes to eat…

I’m tired of her being celebrated, I’m tired of her making money, I’m tired of people thinking she’s hot, but for some sick reason, I’m not tired of watching her suck a black cock…cuz pornstars, despite being unimpressive and trash, at least they get fucking naked and fuck….I just don’t like when they pretend they are all luxury and high class….when really they just gutter porn trash, no matter how much money they have or have made…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian