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2009

18

Nov

Leona Lewis and Her Fat Tits of the Day

Simon Cowell Probably came on these fat tits, because having the ability or talent to sing is just part of the equation while fucking the right executive is the other part of the equation that actually takes you from singing in the shower or in a choir or on the street corner you to mansions, luxury cars, music videos and repressed memories of Simon Cowell and his jungle fever dripping off your chin.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat Tits|Leona Lewis

2009

18

Nov

Rachael Finch is Miss Universe Australia of the Day

Here’s some Miss Universe Australia walking around and I thought these pictures were a lot more exciting than they actually are, you know some camel toe, maybe a little lip slip or something to stand out amongst the other Miss Universe contestants and their anal sex willingness on tape they just dropped a couple days ago, but they aren’t so I’m just gonna move the fuck along cuz I have better things to do than waste my time on this insignificant girl who just wants a fuckin’ scholarship or whatever the fuck winning Miss Universe gets her, instead I am going to waste my time watching Oprah.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Miss Universe Australia|Rachel Finch

2009

18

Nov

Annalynne McCord is Overqualified for the Job of the Day

This is my lame joke of the day. You know her mouth is way to big for your micro penis, not that your pathetic ass would ever be in a position where this nobody comes to you open mouthed and ready to suck you off in exchange for money, but at least she’s well equipped when things do come crashing down for her and I guess that is just a real sad truth of our generation is that this chick is seen as more important than every single one of us according to the media and that is really fucking depressing.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Big Mouth|Useless

2009

18

Nov

Bar Refaeli in Some Lingerie of the Day

I know that no one cares about Bar Refaeli for anything more than her tits, but I figure that’s a good enough reason to put picture of her on the site in her lingerie. I know she’s not out to change the world or solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, I know she just lives in Tel Aviv and parties all the time when she’s not getting over-paid to get half naked and I also know I’ve written too much and should just get to the pictures cuz I’m dragging this post on for nothing by filling it in with words that mean a whole lot of nothing. I just don’t feel up to making jewish or arab jokes which is really the only way to go with this…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Lingerie

2009

18

Nov

Beth Ditto is Always Hungry of the Day

Don’t get too excited about these pictures of Beth Ditto simulating cocksuckin’ with her mic, because I know you love fat chicks, since they are easy and the only type of chick willing to fuck you, because the reality is that she’s not molesting this mic because she thinks it’s dick and she’s trying to look hot, she’d molesting this mic cuz she wishes it was a fuckin chocolate bar.

These pictures are disgusting and the sad thing is that they really remind me of my obese wife, the woman I crawl into bed and listen to her labored breathing as she suffocates under her fat, the fat that never quite does its job right and hasn’t offed her like I want it to, because it will make my life easier, but I haven’t given up hope yet, since based on medical research fat always wins.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beth Ditto|Hungry

2009

18

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio for Some Videoshoot of the Day

I am guessing this is some video clip bullshit they are going to use in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, but what the fuck do I know, I live in Canada and really don’t give a fuck or stay on top of this shit, I have enough trouble wiping my ass when drunk or hungover, which is always, to waste my energy tracking these models because they don’t waste their time tracking me, but they will once they find me hiding under their bed masturbating or in their closets masturbating to all the outrageous money they’ve made strictly for being hot because the world we live in is pretty fucking superficial and our priorities are all fucking out of wack and that is okay with me….but only cuz I hate ugly chicks…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Model

2009

18

Nov

Ciara and her Man Legs in her Luxury Sports Car of the Day

Here’s more proof that Ciara is actually a man as she gets into her Lambo.

Everyone knows women don’t drive Lambo’s, they drive minivans.

You might as well just walked around with a boner in sweatpants it’d be a less obvious cover-up, dude.

For the record, I realize that I did just write Lambo instead of Lamborghini like I am some kind of chachi motherfucker and I’m punishing myself accordingly….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ciara|Man

2009

18

Nov

Leighton Meester Accepting Her Destiny of the Day

We get it Leighton Meester, you were born in a halfway house because your mom got kncokced up with you after her criminal ass got caught in hopes of serving less time. You spent your life without a father and you had dreams of being famous in Hollywood by no way to get there, so you took all the jobs that came your way. Whether starring in fetish tapes, or sucking the right dick and you finally made it, so you figure you should show off the real you that you’ve been hiding all these years, you know the whore your mom bred you to be, destined to get nude on stage and fuck on camera, and these are just pictures of you crawling out of that shell you’ve created to pretend you aren’t what you are because if the public knew, you would have never got work. I guess you can only keep up a facade for so long and I can’t believe I just wrote the word facade, I feel so gay right now. I shoulda used “wall” or “front” instead I chose “facade” what the fuck is wrong with me….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Leighton Meester|Whore

2009

18

Nov

Carmen Electra Sex Tape Preview of the Day

This seems about right, I haven’t heard shit about Carmen Electra in at leaast a year and now home made sex tapes with her making out with chicks in her underwear hit the internet. It’s a formula all the whores are doing and Carmen Electra is one of the original piece of trash in Hollywood to get famous from her fake tits, so it was either do Dancing with the Stars or this, and since Dancing with the Stars doenst allow her to be naked sucking dick on camera which is all she really knows, she opted for this and I’m not complaining, just wish it happened a few decades ago instead of now, but a few decades ago the desperation just wasn’t there, since people still cared about her….

Posted in:Carmen Electra|Lesbianism|Sex Tape

2009

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I was tricked into watching Twilight because I have a soft spot for a group of 16 year old girls and their soft spots. I met them at Starbucks and told them I was a celebrity DJ. They believed me.

Either way, I am not a better person for experiencing that shit that is Twilight, If anything feel like an asshole for wasting the hour before I fell asleep on it. I just felt like I had to see what the world was going nuts over…and now I know I should have spent my life writing crap because that way I’d be a millioniare, instead of the suck at life hurtbag I am. Seriously, I am pretty sure the girls I used to substitute before getting asked kindly to leave the school since I wasn’t hired as a substitute could have done something with more depth, not that I know anything about depth but I seriously felt my dick shrivel up in how fucking obvious that shit was made fore little girls, something I like to think I was made for, but the law won’t let me live up to my full potential…

I’d take 2012 over this New Moon bullshit anyday….and I have no idea why I took this post into a sexual predator realm, I guess I had no choice….like Twilight…It was the obvious approach.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Yeah I’d Still Bang Charo’s Handicapped Ass
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Because Beating Off Should Be As Simple As You Are
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Some Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pics to Help End a Shitty Day Right
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10 Sexy Rap Video Hoes
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The Deleted Scenes From Paranormal Activity
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Some TV Shows That Would Have Been Way More Kick Ass With Vampires
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Geri Halliwell Panty Upskirt
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Ashley Greene is Lookin’ Mighty Fine at the New Moon Premiere
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And MORE video Dating Hunks
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Ahhhhh Some Penny Cruz ia Always Good for the SOUL
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25 Funny American Gothic Portraits
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Striptease of the Day
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Remember Anthony Michael Hall? Word on the Street is He’s a Women Beater
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Hayden Panty-Airs Cut Her Hair or Some Shit, Still Looks Like Midget
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Christina Aguilera is Lookin’ Hot on the Set of Her New Movie
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS BACK ON MELROSE PLACE
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce is Lookin Good, What Can I Say?
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The World’s Boob Slapping Contest is Pretty Much What It Sounds Like
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Yeah, So This is Pretty Much the Best Game Show Ever
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Sorry Kid, Mommy is a BITCH
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Lindsay Lohan is a Self-Entitled Bitch With No Shame
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Madison is Masterbating Outside
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Bree Olsen is Sexy on the Stairs
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A Diving Board Fail is Always Good For a Laugh
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Charlotte is in the Shower
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Ciara is Lookin’ Good in a Black Dress
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Was Never That Into Chloe Sevigny, But Everyone Else Seems to Be, So Here She Is
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Flowers, Fields and Nudity
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Gisele (The Porn Slut) Is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Ahhh Kate Beckinsale is the Goods
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Some Naked Sporty Chick and Her Big Fake Tits
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Fedor Emelianenko on his bout with Brett Rogers
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I’m Always Into Seeing Sasha Grey Naked
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Kimberly Williams Busts Out Of Her Bra and Panties
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Jana Jordan is In Leopard
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Dumbass destroys a $1.7 million Bughatti Veyron
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Here’s Some Clips of The Oprah/Sarah Palin Interview, If You Care
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Sorry Loser, You’ll Never Work in This Town Again
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Between Two Ferns with Conan O’Brien
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A Bunch of Celeb Hotties at the Museum of Contemporary Art 30th Anniversary
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JENNA HAZE IS A NAUGHTY PUSSY-LICKING SCHOOL GIRL
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

17

Nov

Cheryl Burke and her See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here’s some dog faced Dancing with the Stars dancer who was destined to be a stripper giving lap dances saving up for new tits, but something went wrong in the plan and made her rich and famous on TV instead but at least she hasn’t lost touch with where she’s supposed to be right now, you know showing off her tits, what her destiny had planned for her to be doing, before getting all ambitious and going against the natural path paved for her, and I guess we should celebrate it, despite how shitty her tits are, because there’s nothing worse than a whore not embracing the very things that make her a whore by pretending to be above her whore behavior, making Cheryl Burke one to look out for and here are her nipples.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cheryl Burke|Nipple|See Thru

2009

17

Nov

Ex-Supermodel and Current Mothers Showing Off 20 Years Later of the Day

Just because they get naked to shower off their kids’ puke and to have their weekly scheduled sex with their husbands and not to grace the covers of highend fashion magazines, doesn’t mean we have to give up on these sluts we all grew up jerking off to. They were the first wave of supermodels in my life.

I remember 1989 jerking off to Elle Macpherson in Sports Illustrated swimsuit. I remember jerking off to Cindy Crawford when she did Playboy in 1988 and I remember just thinking Claudia Schiffer was hot back before the David Copperfield days.

They probably weren’t innovators, their work probably insignificant, no better than being the bitch on a game show turning letters, or the bitches who work at conventions or conferences promoting products, but they probably think their impact was significant, because otherwise they’d just go out and kill themselves, but instead they are here showing off that genetics played a huge part in getting where they got, since they look fucking amazing and even 20 years later I’d jerk off to them if my dick had the same fate as their looks and didn’t break along the way.

Cindy Crawford and Her Mom Legs

Elle Macpherson Slutty Mom Legs in a Leather Skirt

BONUS – Possible Claudia Schiffer See Thru Dress Pics

Pics via INF
Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|Claudia Schiffer|Elle Macpherson|Legs

2009

17

Nov

Sienna Miller May Have Got Work of the Day

I came across these pictures of Sienna Miller carrying papers and I’m not sure if they are her HIV Positive results, you know since she’s a dirty homewrecking whore who fucks the world whether married or not, because she only cares about herself, thanks to the asshole who made her a celebrity and gave her her first job, or maybe this is a sign of her getting actually work after her much needed time off to reflect on the kind of piece of garbage cunt she’s become with her “celebrity” and what she’s doing doesn’t matter because she looks fucking awful lately, makin’ me think her time has come and gone. Good times..

But I think she’s just better off picking up dog shit….and I’m not just saying that because that’s what her vagina smells like….

Pics via INF
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Sienna Miller|Tight Jeans

2009

17

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Tranny Face and Tits of the Day

Kim Kardashian is the kind of girl you go home with because of her tits and the entire time you’re banging her all you do is stare at those fucking tits, because if you look at her face you’re gonna open up a whole can of worms in regards to your sexuality. A long hard manly face doesn’t make you a faggot? But it could lead to some tranny porn addiction and ruin your marriage or at least hope in having a normal sex life like this guy I know who threw it all away for a tranny. You see, one day motherfucker decided to check out tranny porn out of curiosity, because he was bored of regular porn, and felt it was more bang for your buck, since you had 2 sets of tits, and the closure you don’t have in lesbian porn, eventually leading to him sneaking behind his wife’s back meeting craigslist trannies to fuck, eventually losing his job, his house, his family, all because he liked chicks with dicks a little too much and I can’t be sure that it all started with the Kim Kardashian sex tape, but like to think it did…

Here are pics of her now stare at those tits.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

17

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Makes a Boring Comeback of the Day

Remember when Vanessa Hudgens showed the world her vagina…well based on these boring fucking pictures of her at the airport in her sweatpants like she was some kind of fat person who can fit into regular sized jeans anymore, I guess he’s bottled up that inner slut and is on some reformed slut kick that I can’t stand and over the years I have come across a lot of these holier than thou, condescending twats who had one too many abortions and decided that maybe random unprotected sex is a bad thing, and turn to religion instead of cock, in Vanessa Hudgens case it may be some contractual deal with Disney and when she hits 25 and is free to do what she wants, she’ll pull a Lohan and teach her vagina new tricks, but until then she’s nothing but a boring useless bitch.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Comeback|Vanessa Hudgens