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2019

13

Nov

Iris Law Bikini of the Day

Iris Law is Jude Law’s 19 year old daughter with someone named Sadie Frost who is the daughter of David Vaughn, a psychedelic artist who worked with the Beatles and his 16 year old girlfriend at the time, perverted….so this one is the granddaughter of that “teen pregnancy” that would be deemed criminal now…and you know what they say about girls who come from dysfunctional homes…they become slutty…which is good news since every home is dysfunctional…

EITHER WAY, Jude Law’s daughter is hot! That is what I am trying to get at here…this is a serious fucking look, and I am not just saying that because along with the rest of the world, I am fascinated by celebrity kids and their plight to make themselves legit on the backs of their rich parents who spoiled the fuck out of them…I mean my mother was a Mexican hooker who died of AIDS when I was young…before they even knew what AIDS was…so I can’t even imagine going through life being like “yeah my dad’s some famous dude everyone wants a piece of, so give me shit”….but I’d be sure to be exploiting that connection as hard as fucking possible.

What I am trying to say is IRIS LAW for president.

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2019

13

Nov

Inka Williams Long Nipples of the Day

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Inka Williams is now an IMG model, which is apparently prestigious, you know some high end, high profile modeling agency all the sluts aspire to be signed by, even though it doesn’t mean they are prestigious or that they will get work, but I guess it’s a better look than being managed by your mom.

She started out as an IG model, because INSTAGRAM seems to be the casting couch of the world, where hot chicks are found, signed, and exploited….

These girls don’t call themselves desperate and thirsty whores willing to do anything to get ahead, to get credibility, to exist…they call themselves “BLOGGERS” before being scooped up…and exploited by bigger and different people…in the circle of useless life…

As it turns out, she’s hot and has weird long nipples better to suck on while wearing a diaper and pretending to be her baby. I know you’re into that…

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2019

13

Nov

Ariel WInter’s Big Tits of the Day

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Not Hot, But Big…and rebuilt because that’s the whole point of modern science, you know use your money to give you better tits…as tits are the foundation and only thing a woman really has to offer, or at least be the only thing a woman is judged by, a benchmark if you will, of how important the bitch is….because if you look at the rest of Ariel Winter, even new Skinny Ariel winter, you will know that the tits are all she’s got and she’s still on tv, so it’s gotta be because of the tits….deductive investigation right her…right.

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2019

13

Nov

Top 10 TikThots of the Day

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Old people still don’t know what TIKTOK is…but they’re starting to ask me “what’s tiktok”…so it’s going viral…

For those of you who don’t know….it is what all the young people are on, it used to be called MUSICLY or something equally dumb…where kids would lip sync or sing random songs in video as perverts and other kids watched…then CHINA moved in, realized it was a good way get all the data they need of AMERICANS, made it more of a VINE, you know short format comedy clips, because VINE was a thing before they shut it down, a thing that created all the VERY fucking rich YOUTUBERS who were forced to go to YOUTUBE…

Point being…it’s more video based, more comedic, more “raw” or real, more creative, more entertaining than the lame POSED photos of sluts trying to monetize their INSTAGRAM….and where there is an audience..there are THOTS looking for that audience…knowing that this type of content…this song and dance thing is hot and that eventually all the instagram people will come pollute their ecosystem but in the mean time they are running their own shit…and these are some of those CHINA TRACKED AND MONITORED THOTS making a name before it gets ruined…cuz dancing girls is dancing girls….you pervert fucks…

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2019

13

Nov

Halle Berry Abs of the Day

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The darker the BERRY the sweeter the fruit, except when it comes to HALLE BERRY….because she’s not that dark but still hot at 53….

She’s showing off that hot fit HGH body like this was a casting couch back when she first tried making it in Hollywood…as she knew she could get cast as the black girl, cuz she’s half black, while manipulating the white people, by speaking their white language, thanks to being half white, raised white, the only black girl in her suburban school, white….who never met her dad or black family white….but who had a nice tan colored skin…

I am sure it is challenging to be fit when you work a few days a year, have millions of dollars, and can afford a series of trainers and chefs and assistants to ensure she stays on track for her goals to live her best vapid narcissistic superficial life….

This is her showing off…and I’d rather she was showing off her labia…more interesting but I guess to the HALLE Berry fan an oiled up set of menopause abs is erotic.

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2019

13

Nov

Christina Milian’s Fucking Janky Ass Belly Button of the Day

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Christina Milian, the hardest working nobody, is apparently pregnant again….which is great to know…even thought no one cares…

She’s the New Jersey born CUBAN thanks to her parents floating in on a raft, who moved to LA to become an actress, who ended up on a Disney Show under the name TINA, who ended up having a ONE HIT WONDER song and video that dudes my age used to jack off to, cuz it was highly sexualized, called “Dip it Low” and we didn’t have access to porn at the time, at least not as easy access to porn, forcing us to jack off to things like music videos…

She used that to get her pregnant by some record producer, who put her name on a bunch of songs he produced, including a lot of Bieber’s high paying catalog, I guess as a way to avoid paying her too much alimony cuz she’s an earner with passive residual checks…allowing her to do important things like host The Voice, or whatever show she hosted after her divorce, or whatever else she did when leaving her first kid with relatives, while she would hit vegas pool parties, good mom….who is now pregnant again…showing off her pregnant belly….with her mangled pregnant belly button and it’s fucking gross….thanks.

Closer look…..

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2019

13

Nov

Kate Bosworth Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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I used to think Kate Bosworth is hot…and I guess she still is…but it was never based on any movies she was in or any acting that she’s done…because I can’t think of anything she’s ever been in. I just remember her being skinny and skinny has always been more important for me than being a compelling actress in a compelling role, none of that shit matters, it’s all just clickbait marketed to us idiots with no real taste who need to be told what to watch…even the best movies out there are only big because of the moron masses who need to be told what to like, who need to think they are supposed to like something….you know to fit in or whatever…so the real problem is with you fucking drones following the fucking crowd off the fucking cliff….

POINT BEING…

Kate Bosworth is old now, her career not any more impressive, that IMDB hasn’t really blown anyone away, but she’s still skinny, and still takes a good pic and that’s what matters in this superficial life…

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2019

13

Nov

Taylor Swift Trying to Use Her Mouth to be Sexy and Failing Of the Day

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Taylor Swift is doing the “sex doll” facial expression, you know the facial expression that all the instagram whores who call themselves influencers, who don’t influence anything but pretend they do, in hopes of getting brand deals to pay for their life, or at least to get them rich dudes to knock them up as they live that best instagram life….

It’s the dead eyes, slack jaw, pouty lip look…but Taylor Swift, the overpaid, terrible but overhyped songwriter, who has made her career on “relatable” clickbait level songs of heartbreak, that she researched with her cunt, as it got plowed like it was a snow day, hard and by many many many dude using various pieces of equipment on a three shift a day schedule…and parents still thought it was family friendly content…despite her being a sexual deviant…

THAT SAID….nothing Taylor Swift can do is hot, but she tries so hard…she even hired Victoria’s Secret models as friends to teach her how to be hot..and she just can’t cut it…but this is her best effort.

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2019

13

Nov

Christina Hendricks Big Weird Cleavage of the Day

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Every picture of Christina Hendricks over the last few years has been the exact fucking same.

They claim this is from November 11th, but it could be from any time she left her house over the last few years.

I am sure I’ve seen her in this green dress before, with her really heavy, bigger than your head tits, in some kind of real fucking straps and rigs, to give them the illusion of not being so big that they are disgusting…if that is possible…if it is not possible just look at the rest of her, it’s rough…

The funny thing about these clown tits is that I don’t even mind her as an actor, I just don’t know why people think she’s hot.

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2019

13

Nov

Jenny Mollen Ass Handprint for Social Media Attention of the Day

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Jenny Mollen is Jason Biggs’ wife a mother of his kids who documents their life on social media.

She was at one time an attention seeking “comedian” who was on social media, writing for various blogs, but the second she got ONE high profile enough dude to stick his dick in her, she decided wife and mom to a rich famous dude was a better life than the struggle of trying to be a “personality”….

Their group of friends includes Chelsea Handler and you can tell that they think they are so interesting, important, and cool…you know on some Chrissy Tiegen level of that bitch is so irrelevant and uninteresting but thanks to her husband being famous she has legit fans and is now a “personality” who you know thinks of herself as an OPRAH…or legitimate voice…because all these people are crazy…

Jenny Mollen is not quite a Chrissy Teigen, but she is still bad, into being watched and today’s contribution to the world…or the BLOGOSPHERE that’s what they used to call the blog universe…and I was glad to not be a legit blog to be categorized under that nerd shit…but today’s contribution is….a handprint on her ass cuz she’s cheeky, wild, experimental, open minded, slutty, etc…..pretty fucking boring but if you look hard enough you can see her anus.

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