DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… - We Like to Have Fun with Pretty Girls…

2006

Jan

Creepy Sex Doll Pics of the Day

I was inspired by my Beckham is a sex doll post, so I went on a quest to find a man and his doll in romantic love affair. This is what I came up with. I think the pictures speak for themself, dude’s in love with his doll, an unhealthy obsession but he’s got a beard and that in itself is creepy. I would say that I hope this guy is none of your dad’s but a man who loves a doll probably has very little real vagina, so little that knockin a bitch up isn’t an issue, either is STDs. If we’re lucky, this motherfucker is your teacher, or neighbor or manager at Best Buy. Because that would make this post funny.

2006

Jan

Victoria Beckham is a Real Doll

1 Comment »

These pictures of Posh spice on the Runway for some Cavalli trashy bullshit fashion show are reminiscent of the time I dated a Real Doll. The only difference is that Posh spice knows how to walk, talk, make babies and do mass amounts of cocaine off her husband/soccer player’s abs. Either way, I wasn’t really in a love affair with a real doll, I could never afford that shit, and I wouldn’t get all freaky like showering the doll and taking the doll out on walks and fuckin’ dressing the doll up and sleeping with the doll because that represents some serious psychological issues. I would probably just get addiced to the pussy and I’d never leave my house, because it would be embarssing walking around with a real doll attached to your dick. That’s the kinda shit that gets you arrested.

Posted in:posh|Posh Spice|Sexy|Unsorted|Victoria Beckham

2006

Jan

Kirsten Dunst Goes Shopping

3 Comments »

I don’t really get off to watching nasty celebrities do their grocery shopping…I do get off to watching them eat, but that’s only because I have a food fetish. I like food and that is why I am fat. Apparantly Kirsten Dunst likes food too, but she’s just one of those slim-fat bitches, the kind that looks skinny, but the second her clothes are off – she’s all droppin all over the place. The only reason I know this is because she has big tits, real skinny don’t have big tits. It’s nice to see that celebrities have the luxury of actually going grocery shopping, I am forced to eat cans of creamed corn that I stole from the canning factory I used to work at, before the cunts fired me. This is unemployed Jesus, and I like to drink.

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Shopping|Unsorted

2006

Jan

T-Shirt of the Day

2 Comments »

I like a lot of different t-shirts, from art t-shirts, to trailer trash t-shirts, to band t-shirts. I don’t like ironic t-shirts, or shirts that say Mexcellent on them. I don’t like bitches who wear t-shirts that say “Cutie”, or “My Boyfriend’s Out of Town”. I do like Lynyrd Skynrd and by making this the t-shirt of the day, I am not saying this is fashion forward or that we are creating trends, I am saying they are a good band, and bitches love guys in Skynrd tees, especially if they smell musky from working on the trans am all day you fucking twat.

If you want this shirt – buy it or somethin’

Posted in:80's tees|80stees|Lynyrd Skynyrd|T-Shirt|Unsorted

2006

Jan

Women Wrestling Pics

1 Comment »

Festishes always make me laugh, especially when they take over a person’s life and everything they do revolves around that fetish. Last night I went to a strip club and chatted up the door check chick. She was from Orlando and moved up here for her boyfriend who she met on Halloween 4 years ago and married on halloween 2 years ago, and loves halloween. I guess having a thing for halloween isn’t really a fetish – it makes you a goth but either way her life revolves around Halloween like this mother fucker’s life revolves around bitches wrestling. The last time I saw two women wrestling, I was walking by a park and two inuit prostitutes were fighting over a 40 oz of malt liquor. I’m talkin serious fighting like gauging each others eyes and shit. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t hard.

See 11 pages of Women Wrestling Pics Here

Posted in:Fetish|Unsorted|women|wrestling

2006

Jan

Mk at the Globes

3 Comments »

All you hipster cocaine huffin’ 18 year old eating disorder trash, love this bitch. I don’t know how many times I hang with a certain gay black jewish local celebrity and hear her name dropped. It’s like anytime a girl can’t fit into a pair of size 2′s or anytime a bitch can’t rail the last line because of a nosebleed, MK’s name gets dropped. There are even MK impersonators out there, some in your very own town. Here’s another golden globe post, go fuck yourself.

Previously: I am – Girl Who Looks Like Mary Kate of the Day

2006

Jan

Penny Lancaster

6 Comments »

She’s a model, and like every good model, she’s all fucked up. I don’t understand the controversy that goes down when a model is outted for being a drug user. The whole point of their lives is to look pretty, make insane money, fuck rockstars and do drugs, with the occassional photoshoot here and there, but who the fuck needs to be sober at a photoshoot – it’s not like you’re a fuckin accountant or some shit. Either way, Penny Lancaster is known for her long British legs, now she can be known for her twisted up thong, the only way I like my thongs. And by like I mean the only kind I know, since all the bitches I get with are usually too drunk to keep anything in order, especially their panties.

Posted in:Drugs|Hot|Model|Penny Lancaster|Unsorted

2006

Jan

Drew Barrymore Golden Globes

6 Comments »

I am sure every lame blogger out there makes the obvious Golden Globe joke when it comes to celebrity tits at the Golden Globes. I also really wasn’t in the mood to do any Golden Globe posts because every lame blogger is probably out there writing about it. If you can really call it writing. Well, I guess that I have to come to terms with the fact that I have a lame blog and so here I post Drew Barrymore’s “Golden Globes”, but by golden I mean disgusting, like fat lady “Golden Globes”. The kind you see when you spy on your grandmother changing “Golden Globes”. There is not much hope for these “Golden Globes” only down “Golden Globe” hill from here.

Posted in:Boobs|Drew Barrymore|Golden Globes|Tits|Unsorted

2006

Jan

Photobucket Girl of the Day

9 Comments »

There is nothing more rewarding that surfing through photobucket and finding a girl’s account that probably should have been set as private. You know the kind where girls get all webcam whorish and take 100′s of pics of themselves posing in their underwear. I don’t think this girl is all that hot, but I do think what she does is. This is a call to all the ladies who read this site to start taking naughty pics and sending them my way.

More Pics After the Jump

2006

Jan

Lindsay Lohan and Sean Lennon

2 Comments »

The interesting thing about Sean Lennon is that he has been linked up with every celebrity cokeslut over the past few years. He was with Bijou that whore, Devon Aeoki that big headed Chanel chink, and now he’s with Lohan. This is not a Cibo Mato Fan Site and we honestly think Lennon is a total poofter, banking on his daddy and mommy, and all fucking introspective and artistic and shit, but we do love Lohan. This news doesn’t really have any impact on my life, because I don’t fuck bitches with AIDs, but someone who once wrote for us had a fake love affair with Lennon a few years ago, when she was only 15.

Here’s the Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie throwback set of the day.

She is – Attempting to stop using boys for sex
She Is – Ask Minxy on Monday
She is – Ask Minxy on Wednesday
She is – Coco
She is – Coming Clean
She is – Magical Moments with Minx
She is – All For Sexual Favors
She is – Soaking Wet for Jesus Martinez

That’s enough, we are more into moving forward than reading old entries, but minxy, we are sorry your fake bf has a new gf.

2006

Jan

DoubleViking at the AVN Awards

1 Comment »

I am not a fan of porn stars or big black guys dressed like Vikings, but the people at DoubleViking have been good to all of us here at Stepfather. That means that even though I don’t like pornstars, and prefer the real deal, meaning real sluts who do this shit cuz they love it, not cuz they get paid for it, I am still gonna post their AVN video because I laughed once and I am not a laugher. Enjoy.

Watch Cliup Here

2006

Jan

Kathy Hilton's Tit

No Comments »

Just because you’re rich doesn’t mean you have class, that’s the rumor on the street. The problem with having all the money in the world causes severe boredom issues. Boredom that only susides in the form of drug and alcohol abuse, premiscuous sex, prescription pills and wearing clothes that are designed for your fat tits. I think these lacey shirts are either supposed to be worn with a bra or the darker parts are to cover the nipple, however that is made impossible when you are a 50 year old SLAG with nipples the size of tea saucers. Very expensive and luxurious tea saucers.

These pictures were submitted by TaxiDriver