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2011

03

Nov

Justin Beiber’s Baby Momma Self Shot Erotica of the Day

Some statutory rapist 20 year old is suing Justin Beiber for paternity tests cuz she apparently took his virginity a year ago…..and by appreantly I mean that’s her claim and she’s sticking to it…because look at all the publicity it gets a girl who prior to this was crying for attention like other internet users via topless self shot pics staged to show off “tattoos” when really set up to get compliments from their friends….

I mean I’m gonna call bullshit on this…partially cuz Bieber is gay, but also because anyone can sue anyone in America and if it ends in a settlement, she could be set for life….but more importantly, cuz I know if I was 17, popstar, this kind of dumpy looking bitch is likely the last thing I’d fuck under any circumstance…I’d save this shit for the losers who can’t get laid, while I stick my dick in models…

Who cares…Beiber gossip and the fact I am writing it makes me want to kill myself.

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2011

03

Nov

Maria Menounos’ Tight Dress of the Day

The highlight of Maria Menounos is when she flashed the world her vagina thanks to a loose bikini and a wave…..

But her tight dress on set of the shitty show she works on, talking about celebrity bullshit, with celebrities, in what is clearly an ad paid for by the celebrities, to fill the heads of middle america with celebrity bullshit they think they need to care about, to distract from real life issues, and real life conversation…..it’s population control…don’t buy into it….

Oh right, I have a celebrity site…shit…I fuck everything up….unfortunately I don’t get to fuck Maria Menounos up…the ass…that greek goddess who I know loves anal cuz every greek girl I know loves anal…..but these pics are good enough for now…

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2011

03

Nov

Top Queef Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

When I was a kid…I had a babysitter…older lady…weird as fuck child molester I don’t feel I was molested by cuz she was a woman and I was a boy and i’m supposed to be into that shit…like eating pussy and getting sucked off, even at the age of 7….not to tap into repressed memories….but yeah…she used to queef on command so I never found the shit hot but apparently people do…cuz this shit lives on YOUTUBE….and people likely jerk off to it…and I’ve compiled the best I could find….nice…or is it?

Gutter Bitch and Her Queef on Her 40

A Girl Firgures Out How to Queef – God Knows Why….

Queefing Never Gets Old to a Queefer

I don’t get queefing on Youtube videos…

Another Girl and her Qeef……

Queen LaQueefa…….Amazing…

Queef on Demand

I don’t Know if She’s Farting or Queefing – But She’s Wearing Pantyhose

More Queef

Dog Sniffing a Jean Short Queefer…

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2011

03

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The site should be back and working better than ever…yesterday was spent uploading posts that no one could see or read which was something I am used to since no one reads anything I post….but that doesn’t depress me…I actually hate most people because they are idiots….so hanging out with myself prevents serious anger issues….good times.

Toys R Us Pokemon Card Freakout – VIDEO
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50 Most Gorgeous Fans in Soccer History
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Free Cam Show Insanity
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Mikaela James is One Lovely Lithuanian
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Thriller Halloween Light Show
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I Wanna Be All Over Peaches
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Olivia Munn’s Side Boob Salutes Royalty
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The Best Live Web Cam Shows on the Net
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Squirting Pussy on the Fucking Machine
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How to Get Her to Buy You a Drink
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The Grandtheft Auto Trailer is Here – VIDEO
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Some Smut….

Some Smut for you to Get Off To – No Homo
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Katie Price “Jordan” Topless Pics
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The Apple Twins Twin Fetish
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2011

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I changed servers today – So if you are reading this – it means you are seeing the updated site….if you aren’t…then you’re seeing yesterday’s stepLINKS and there’s no point in me even writing cuz it’s too fucking confusing to explain….it’s like there are two of me…both equally shitty…and you’re only getting the old one….but now you’re getting the new one, when really I should have done this on the weekend, or I should have just taken the day off and slept all day…Assholes.

Here are the AMAZING stepLINKS…with SO MUCH goodness that you’d be an IDIOT not to click….even though we already know you’re an idiot based on your hanging out with the wrong crowd proven by you being on this site…

Lindsay Lohan Basically Got To Choose Her Own Sentence. Oh, Good.
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A Dude Showing The Lohans How It’s Done – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows You Will Love, I Promise
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Bieber’s Baby Momma’s slutty Panty Pics
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Dog Survives the Gas Chamber…..AMAZING….
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Janet Jackson’s Weird Shiney Titty Shirt in Green
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How to Get Her to Buy You a Drink, Cause Your Ass is Broke
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Brittney Palmer Rocks Out In Her Underwear
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Guess Which Hipster Slut is Getting a Divorce
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Free Cam Show Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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18 Year Old Films Herself – VIDEO
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Hottest College Basketball Dance Team Babes
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Selena Gomez Panty Upskirt
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Blake Lively in a Short Short Dress
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Jessie J – Vagina Hammock Outfit
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Best Gremlim Costumes Ever
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Meet Mariah Yeater: Justin Bieber’s Alleged Baby-Mama (PHOTOS)
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Hey Everyone, It’s Paris Hilton
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Fashion Choices Make Me Want to Puke
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MMA at Home WTF? – VIDEO
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This Tron BMX Will Blow Your Mind – VIDEO
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Bara Has Some Pretty Nice Tits
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Demi Moore Cheated on Ashton Kutcher or Something
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Selena Gomez Gets Seriously Hot, And Leggy, And Curvy, Oh My!
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Katie Price Slutty X-Mas Insanity
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Megan Fox Tryng to Make a Comeback in Tight Clothes and Heels
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Cool Wine Glass Musician
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Dumbest Girl in Porn
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Laughter is the Best Medicine… Kinda? – VIDEO
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Maureen is a Cosplay Cutie
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Nine Twitter Trends That Explain How Sad Our Society Is
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Ridiculously Narrow Japanese Home
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The Most Iconic Facial Hair Through History….
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Pumpkin Carving Insanity
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Dead Celebrity Cookbook for the Foodies
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Bethany Frankel in a Bikini
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Bride Texting when Getting Married – I Predict Divorce…and Obesity Health Issues
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Who Looks More Bangin’: The “Ladies” Of Love & Hip-Hop Cast
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Denise and Pamela Get It On – VIDEO
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Craigslist Dating: Comedy Sketch On How To Fulfill Your Sex Needs
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Megan Fox Heats Up Hollywood
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Jenya Super Sexy in a Sport Car
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Jameela Jamil – Ezra Bartlett Photoshoot 2011
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Sexy Sexy Polka Dots
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NYC: Ladies Who Attended The Princess Grace Awards Gala
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton Launch New Victoria’s Secret Items
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Disgusting Porn Star Guessing How Many Fingers are in her Twat
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Insane Urban Downhill Bikini Video
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My friend Melissa Molinaro who Ignores my Emails Now that She’s Famous – In Costume
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The Penis Flytrap….Porn Clip of the Day….Bugs in Pussy is Hot…
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Delivery Scooter Fail
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Crazy Street Art
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A Whole Lot of Porn for You to Jerk Off To
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Some Porn Slut Has a Birthday – We Celebrate With Pics of Her Taking it Up the Ass
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Zoo Magazine’s List of Bitches with Great Natural Tits Pics
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Today’s smutMEET
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Nikki Reed Dresses Well TO Movie Premieres By Well I Mean Showing Off Her Tits
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Miranda Kerr Half Naked and Amazing Backstage with the Million Dollar Bra To Offend Starving Kids in Africa….
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Kendall Jenner for the Perverts
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Topless Girls with Guns Pics from the Nuts Gun Edition….
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2011

02

Nov

Scarlett Johansson’s Vanity Fair Sluttiness of the Day

Earlier today I said that Scarlett Johansson looked more like Lady Gaga than Marilyn Monroe…and that you are all blinded by marketing, well it turns out she cleans up nicely…I will never admit I am wrong….I’m stubborn like that….and stand by what I say…

But here she is professionally shot, made up and lit for Vanity Fair…the same magazine she approved of shooting porn in….slutting out for a magzine…she’s still boring…but you’ll like it…

Here is the BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO

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2011

02

Nov

Model Anne Vyalitsyna Poses Naked With her Boyfried Adam Levine for Vogue Russia of the Day

Russian model Anne V is a Swimsuit and Lingerie model who is fucking Adam Levine….She has returned to her war torn communist country via email, probably for fear of them never letting her go, throwing into work camps with rationed bread like she was her parents and not the spoiled little millionaire she’s become thanks to living out the American dream, sending them these pictures of her and her real life “not for the sake of a photoshoot” boyfriend Adam Levine, also known as the guy who makes Christina Aguilera look extra fat on TV cuz he’s so skinny and she’s so fat by comparison to most, as well as the LA rich kid who made a name for himself in a shitty band called Maroon 5 only girls like cuz they want to fuck him…and she’s showing nipple…ass and is fucking hot… I’m into it…good work couple of the day…more couples need to be posting the woman half of the couple naked for me….

Here’s some porn disguised as fashion disguised as art disguised as porn that has no penetration or genitals in it….

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2011

02

Nov

Ana Beatriz Baros in her Bra for Some Harer’s Bazaar Turkey Fashion Film of the Day

HARPER’S BAZAAR 11/11 from Koray Birand on Vimeo.

Hot model in a sheer bra walking around in that sheer bra works for me…whether the movie makes sense, has a point, is interesting, or not, because by default the hot model in a sheer bra walking around in that sheer bra is interesting on its own….and that’s as good as a review you’re gonna get out of me….for this Ana Beatriz Barros in her Sheer Bra Walking Around video for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey….Fashion Porn….is still porn…

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2011

02

Nov

Amanda Seyfried in a Tight Dress is the New Lohan Coming out of Court of the Day

Today’s rumor is that Amanda Seyfried is taking yet another role from Lindsay Lohan, her co-star in Mean Girls…and hat is amazing…because a few years ago when I used to talk to Lohan, I sent her a text about how amazing Seyfried was when I found out abou Seyfried, and Lohan wrote back something mean spirited. That phone is long gone, those messages are too, but the fact Lohan hates this hot, willing to get naked, talent I want to give a sponge bath to with my tongue makes Seyfried all the more relevant, amazing, lovely to me…not that that is even possible….which is so weird for me because I am so used to hating everything…..

Here she is with Timberlake at their movie premiere….with her great tits in a tight dress and all…

On a sidenote – Here are some picutres of Lohan’s great tits in a dress leaving court today – a free woman……and the whole thing is boring and doesn’t deserve a post of her own cuz she’s fucking garbage and Amanda Seyfried’s her replacement….

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2011

02

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Looks a Little Too Much Like Gaga of the Day

Here’s some Scarlett Johansson rocking some 80s hooker gear shooting a movie where she plays and 80s hooker…which is believable, you know not cuz of her nude pics she released for publicity or to divert from her divorce, but because she must have got paid indirectly for sex to get where she got in Hollywood, all while making the public think she’s the hottest thing since Marilyn Monroe, despite looking at lot more like a chubby Gaga to me….Maybe I’m crazy, maybe Scajo is the hottest shit in Hollywood, but I like to think I’m never wrong so by default you are….Don’t get me wrong…I still grabbed Gaga’s ass in fishnets behind her security guard’s back 2 years ago….I’m not an idiot, I’d still fuck all bitches, and I’ve fucked far uglier ones…I just call it for the bullshit that it is….seriously…look at that face and convince me she’s as hot as everyone else says she is….I don’t think you can do it….I do think it is all hype and more importantly if I was the husband I’d be dick deep in Blake Lively…..

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2011

02

Nov

Selena Gomez Upskirt of the Day

My favorite place to hang out at the mall….or the hospital….or pretty much anywhere with stairs or balconies or escaltors…..is at the bottom of the shit so that I can look up and have what may be the closest thing I will ever have to a religious experience, only because it is the only time I look towards the sky and feel enlightened in any way….the amount of pussy I have seen that way is far more than I have seen at a strip club, since lots of girls don’t actually wear underwear, or at least it seems that way when you spend your entire day there with that vantage point….unfortunately, Selena Gomez isn’t one of those commandos…she’s wearing what may very well be a pair of fucking gym shorts under her skirt, so that no one gets a compromising view and that makes this a waste…even more of a waste than her 18th birthday…because she had this chance to shine, but instead, she just let me down….

At least it is still an upskirt..

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2011

02

Nov

Christina Milian’s Mom Cleavage of the Day

Here’s that dip it low single mother cuz she wants to be a stereotype Christina Milian doing some bullshit with her tits hanging out cuz letting her tits hang out makes her feel like she’s still got it going on, which as far as I’m concerned she does, but then again, I’m not looking at her naked, or more importantly, I’m not testing how many fingers fit in her vagina….not that that kind of damage every turns me off….if anything it adds layers to the complexity that is Christina Milian…..or not…just look at her tits stop trying to make something interesting out of this garbage.

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2011

02

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Showing Off Her Mom Body at the Club of the Day

How about some old lady body pretending it is still in its 20s, going to late night club events because hosting that shit is the only work she gets because I guess when you’re a playboy chick with no real skill other than looking good naked and willing to get naked to show off her fake tits like she’s a cheap whore stripper – because that’s what she is, only a more socially acceptable version 10 years too late – even if being the old lady dancing in the club is just fucking awkward – leaving everyone wondering what her kids would think if they saw her in this humiliating state…is never socially acceptable…or at least it shouldn’t be unless it is fucking in the bathroom stall while the husband is at home taking kid of the kids……

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2011

02

Nov

Pete Wentz’s New Beard is Alright of the Day

Her name is Meagan Camper….She’s the new Ashlee Simpson…or at least in terms of what she’s sticking in the ass…you know since Pete Wentz is likely gay and more likely to be into getting fucked with a strap-on…

She’s an aspiring model, because I looked her up and there was nothing about her anywhere on the internet, leading me to think, this is all part of her marketing strategy, you know cuz meeting a famous dude in a bar leads to a bright future and great lifestyle if played out right, and even if it isn’t it could lead to a stint on dancing with the stars, which is far more than she probably coulda pulled off on her own….but the highlight in her career is how much Ashlee Simpson likely hates her, giving her death stares and demanding she doesn’t touch their kids on Pete’s visits….Amazing….but not as amazing as the sex tape she’ll release when he moves onto the next pussy, knowing that with Fall Out Boy millions comes eager girls….

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2011

02

Nov

Jennifer Love Hewitt Thick Legs Aren’t in a Bandage Dress of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is far more fun to look at when in her girdle or SPANX as they are marketed this generation, push up bra, and a designer dress made out of bandage material, that acts as further support for where the SPANX aren’t pulling through….you know turning fat chicks, or thick bitches, that you otherwise would only want to fuck when you meet at 3 am, while drunk in a late night pizza place, cuz as her body pretty explicitedly outlines, she likes to eat….but I’m lazy and I’ve got these pics, so I’ll post them anyway….you know since no one cares what I have to say anyway…..anyway, here are the pics.

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