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2009

28

Jul

Rihanna and her Tits do Some Lady Gaga Weirdness of the Day

I think Rihanna is pretty much perfect. The only thing she has going against her is that she’s friends with Katy Perry and maybe that she lacks a little confidence in her image and has gone one and tried to pull some Lady Gaga irony in her outfits. We get it, you had a song about umbrellas, you don’t need to be seen with one everytime you leave your fuckin’ hotel, bitch, that was two fuckin’ years ago, you need to move the fuck on. It’s like she’s Jewish and still talking about the Holocaust, or Black and still talking about slavery, or native and still talking about your land being stolen, or a battered wife still talking about her husband who used to beat her, even after she murdered him in his sleep, but at least she’s doin it in a tight dress, with her tits exposed…cuz I like that kind of thing…even if it’s wearing a stupid hat and hanging with a stupid lookin’ dude…who know Bajan I know would ever get down with. Fame is makin’ her soft and accepting of faggots and that is a real fuckin’ tragedy…

On a side note, Chris Brown was seen leaving her hotel room, I love abused women, if you get them done right, they always come crawling home for more, cuz they are so damaged to believe they can survive without the abuser. The whole thing is fuckin’ amazing.

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2009

28

Jul

Katy Perry and Her Stupid Sense of Humor of the Day

I hate Katy Perry, even though she’s letting us all know she’s a fuckin’ joker and this whole career and success based on a song she wrote when she was trying to get her boyfriend off during phone sex was just another one of her jokes, that went misunderstood, and went huge, and made her big fucking money, some kind of fuckin’ the system scam I’d normally be a fan of, but there’s just something about her face that makes me want to piss on it like she was a girl in a stairwell last week, and I was my friend who had to pee.

Here she is getting a tattoo and tricking the paparazzi into thinking it was a Josh Grobin tattoo on her tit, while really it was a dolphin on her ankle in honor of the real girls who like kissing girls that made her rich exploiting their lifestyle…

Posted in:Joker|Katy Perry|Tattoo|Tit

2009

28

Jul

Audrina and Her New Boyfriend of the Day

I love seeing Audrina in a relationship because it gives me hope that something goes wrong with her birth control pill, cuz you know people in Hollywood don’t use condoms, and she gets knocked up, forced to make the decision of whether to keep the baby or not, as her doctor has warned her one more abortion will leave her sterile like the sex offender theym castrated down the street from me, or maybe her drug addiction, loneliness and dillusions of being this huge star will make her think that a baby is a hot accessory, that people like her for more than just her tits, and that they are interested in actually watching her struggle with pregnancy all while lockin’ this motherfucker down to her like she was Jessica Alba, you know the vagina that traps you in for life.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Boyfriend

2009

28

Jul

Trashy White Girl Built for Black Dudes of the Day

Here’s a video of some trashy, like seriously trashy white girl who strips down in the south for black dudes cuz she’s too fat for the white clubs and cuz in the south the black dudes are ballin’ so it makes sense, what doesn’t make sense is the way she talks, it’s like she’s a bad character in a movie you’d turn to your friend and say “no one in the world is like that, they made this shit up and it’s totally not believable”, well it turns out that shit’s real….and straight out of the fuckin’ sewage pipe she calls home. Watch the video.

Posted in:Stripper|Trashy White Girl

2009

28

Jul

Geri Halliwell’s Adjusting Her Panties Behind Her Boyfriend of the Day

I was walking by the public pool yesterday and I looked to see if there were any hot poor hot moms with their kids to prey on, because I figure if they’re at the pool I walk by, they don’t have any husbands, just many boyfriends, who pay by the hour, or per song, and I saw some 16 year old girl “hiding” behind her friend from the rest of the pool, changing out of her bikini top, but she didn’t realize that from the side, a perverted motherfucker like me could see the entire show. So here she is, teenage breasts exposed, rushing to get changed so that no one “sees” her and I started to feel bad, mainly because I like creeping on girls who know I’m creepin’, it’s more rewarding and challenging, but also because she was a solid 25 pounds too fat in , and I don’t get down like that, even when it’s free teenage tit.
Ginger spice did the same kind of thing at some obnoxious Polo event, only instead of using her friend as an inefficient screen before getting topless, this bitch used her boyfriend as the screen so no one sees her adjusting her vagina lips, or the slip under this dress her ambitious grandmother made out of doilies, cuz bitch is so fuckin’ luxurious, and here are the pics….

Posted in:Dress|Geri Halliwell|Legs

2009

28

Jul

Tara Reid’s Waving to You of the Day

I would like to fuck Tara Reid just to see what my dick would come out lookin’ like. See as a fellow alocoholic I know that hygiene’s not top priority when you’re getting always fuckin’ drunk, so I’m sure she’s got some goodies up in that shit, and I’m always up for a treasure hunt, I mean when they involves searching vagina. I’m thinking that along with used condoms and beer bottlecaps, there’s also miscarriages fused to her uterine wall, a Rolex watch from some fisting episode gone wrong that she forgot even took place when she woke up and the whole experience would be amazing….I guess it’s good to have dreams….otherwise what are we really living for….

Here she is with a man who knows far too well what her pussy does to your dick, proving by his homo shirt, warning the fags he’s almost on their team from all the ass fuckin’ he’s been going thru to avoid her cunt, and with the fact that his fly is down, trying to air shit out…

Posted in:Tara Reid|Waving

2009

28

Jul

Leticia Birkheuer in a Hot Bikini on the Beach of the Day

I don’t know how my site turned into strictly a bikini stalking site, like the place where every useless no name cunt I can find in a bikini gets posted, but I’m starting to get nervous thinking about what I am going to do when summer is over and bitches start wearing sweaters.

I’m gonna be fucked. It’ll be the end of me and I won’t know what to do with myself, but that’s probably a bad thing for society cuz this site keeps me off the streets, but maybe that’ll be a good thing for my reader who is in desperate need of a life, and the death of this site, may just be thing thing to give him that kick in the ass to get his fucking shit together, just not as good of a thing as this bitch Leticia Birkheuer’s bathing suit bottoms….which in this case aren’t that good of a thing because the ass it is on. I’ve seen better ass on a 12 year old, and this bitch claims to be Brazilian and a model? Well and ass like that is enough evidence for me that either she’s retired or someone out there’s lying to me….

Either way, decide for yourself….

Posted in:Bikini|Leticia Birkheuer|Model

2009

28

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis is George Clooney’s Italian Girlfriend of the Day

Here is George Clooney’s new Italian girlfriend, she was born in 1978 so I guess that makes her too old for me to wanna fuck, but too young for Clooney to date without looking like some kind of pervert who only fucks young hot pussy. At first I thought that she was some local girl who he met in a cafe eating pasta or whatever the fuck they do in Italy, who won her a Clooney and calls all her friends to brag about how she is the vagina to some big American star, but it turns out she’s some actor and model and TV host who is obviously trying to make it in the USA and the best way to get seen is to date a famous person, especially one everyone keeps tabs on who he is stickin his dick inside and since Hollywood is all about money and business deals, I’m sure Clooney owns the rights to her and is gettin’ paid out of this.

Either way here’s a retrospective (ha) of some of her work….

I have done some posts on her in the past, I knew I recognized the whore’s name because it rhymes with anus…and here they are if you are interested….think of it as a retrospective of my work…on this no name Italian….

Elisabetta Canalis in a Brown Bikini
Elisabetta Canalis in a Pink Bikini
Elisabetta Canalis in an Almost Nipple Slip
Elisabetta Canalis in Desperate Need of a Bikini Wax
Elisabetta Canalis in another Bikini

Posted in:Bikini|Elisabetta Canalis|George Clooney

2009

27

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was drinking a beer in the park and this blonde girl was walking around with a baby carriage in her bikini top. I screamed out at her that she’s only 5 pounds away from the breakaway point. She didn’t get what I meant, so I had to explain that the breakaway point is when white dudes stop lookin’ at you and black guys start seducing you. She didn’t laugh, but she did introduce me to her half black baby while letting me know that the next time she sees me she’s gonna make sure her black baby daddy hurts me, I mean that is if he every answers her calls…..
Here are my stepLINKS:


Monday Night Slut Fix
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Tony Romo’s Security is On Red Alert For When Jessica Simpson Goes Crazy
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The & Types of Professors You Will Have at College
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Do You Remember the Sex Toy Helicopter?!
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Sexy Black Girl Jessica White’s Hottest Pics
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Olivia Munn is Wonder Woman
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Poster Board Sex? Say What?!
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Anna Friel Side Boob SHot
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Honestly I Am Getting Bored of Megan Fox
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STACY KEIBLER UPSKIRT PIC!
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A Flowchart for How to Break Up With Your Girlfriend
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Rupert Everett’s Cunty Mouth Cost Him A Job
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The History of G.I. Joe
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Striptease of the Day
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And Here, Good Friends, is Ali Larter’s Ass
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It’s Been Friday Night For Tara Reid for Like 9 Years or Something
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Rachel McAdams is Lookin Hot!
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Anita Pearl Reminds Me of a More Trashy, More Tanned Kristen Stewart
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Octo-Crazy Finally Got Her Reality Show
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I Dunno About You, But I Would Bang Dawnn Lewis
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I’d Like to Bust a Nut All Over Ciara’s Tummy
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Jessica Burciaga Magazine Shoot
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Michelle C Strips
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Guy Slides Down This Part of a Bridge and BAILS so HArd – VIDEO
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Peaches and Her Friend Need a Dick
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cassia Riley Strips Down
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Brooke Hogan is Living the Dream…Kinda…
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Crime Scene Construction Japan style
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Tiffany & Mackenzie…
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Lindsay Lohans’s Disgustingly Dirty Feet
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Eva Mendes See Through
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Big Booty Babe Covers Her Ass in Oil
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Girls Look Best When They Are Solo If You Ask Me
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Who is Gretchen Rossi and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Penis?
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HERE IS THE TRAILER FOR TRON
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Get Wet – A Series of Splash Pranks
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Man of the Day Edition
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Post-it Space Invaders is AMAZING
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There’s a Pussy on My Nikes!!
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Paris Hilton is a Dirty Hippy
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Miss March Invades Comic-Con
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She Squirts and It’s Her First Time!
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An Asian Grandma Swearing in English Made My Day
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Oh Look at this Sexy Pose…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

27

Jul

Slow Day in News in LA of the Day

If you thought LA was a flakey piece of shit before watching this video, now you’ll be pretty confident about it because last Friday some morning show sent one of their morning show girls, who I think I may have written about before saying something along the lines of her moving to LA hoping for a career and only landing a local morning show and doing everything she can to escape that before it’s too late and becomes her life, and here she is in a segment I don’t quite understand, but involves her and her fuckin’ bikini goin down a waterslide and motherfuckers spend close to three minutes on this….provin that LA’s fuckin’ weird…

Here is a second clip from Friday’s Good Day LA morning show and it is with Katherine Heigl and she is talking about her vibrating panties and having orgasms….something disgusting to some and pornographic to others but worth watching for all….

Posted in:Bikini|Los Angeles Morning Show

2009

27

Jul

Angel Lola Luv in Black Man’s Magazine Photo Shoot of the Day

I was talking to a black girl last night about how I have a black girl fetish but am deprived of the shit because black girls want nothing to do with old, broke, Mexicans with small dicks, and makes me wish I was George Washington, and all these hot bitches worked for me for free, or some shit, so she sent me a picture of her tits to help ease the pain, but she didn’t understand that my black girl fetish, although her amazing tits, is about the fuckin’ ass and for some reason, she didn’t have any ass pictures on hand, which made no fucking sense to me, because if you’re a black chick, it should be second nature to have pictures of your ass on hand, but I guess who needs her when we’ve got girls like Angel Lola Luv doin these kind of photoshoots….

Posted in:Angel Lola Luv|Black Booty

2009

27

Jul

Jayde Nicole is Some Canadian Trash of the Day

I saw Brody Jenner once. I think he was 5 foot 4. I walked by him at some event where he was surrounded by pussy throwing itself at him. I’m talking the party was 20 chicks for every dude, and although leaving alone, it would have been a great opportunity for dudes chicks actually wanna fuck, and not creepy old fucks who have no business at Brody Jenner parties. Anyway, this is the pussy he pretends is his only pussy, she’s some Playboy trash from Canada and when I say trash, I mean serious trash, like her single mom is a cocktail waitress and hooters or a stripclub so that she can afford the fake Chanel so people don’t realize they live in a fuckin’ trailer, who taught her daughter the value of of getting naked for money, and is now lovin’ all the perks that come with it, like now they can finally wear real Chanel, or some shit…and here is Brody Jenner missing a perfectly good opportunity to end all the trash and throw the cunt down the fuckin stairs “accidentally”, in hopes she Natasha Richardsons’ or Christopher Reeves’, leaving him free from the welfare headaches, but unfortunately that storyline isn’t written into the script for The Hills….

Posted in:Canadian|Ghetto|Jayde Nicole|Playboy|Poor|Trash|Uncategorized|White|Whore

2009

27

Jul

Avril Lavigne is a Party Girl of the Day

There’s nothing much better than shoving a bottle of booze down some young drunk girls mouth, you know watching her eyes roll back in a drunken state, as the shit drips down her drunk chin, knowing that as the guy with the supply the chances of her makin’ her pussy talk to you like a sock puppet while you’re back at her hotel for the afterparty is a hell of a lot higher, cuz you’re the trusted bottle dumper and she’s having the time of her fuckin’ life….

I mean unless the girl you’re shoving a bottle of booze down her throat is a famous popstar with obvious fuckin’ issues, because fuckin famous pussy, although potentially more dangerous than fucking prostitute pussy, cuz prostitutes use condoms, is pretty luxurious, at least just for the bragging rights….

What it all comes down to is that if I was stuck with a dude from Sum 41 for more than 5 minutes, I probably would have already killed myself, I wouldn’t have taken the slow, self destructive way….but based on Avril’s lyrics, she’s got way more depth than that and enjoys the suffer for her “artistic” vision of crap….

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Drinking|Party

2009

27

Jul

Katie Price Picture of the Day

If you’re wondering what kind of person reads Katie Price books the answer is what you’d expect it to be…retards…and even he’s just there for the tits, or maybe even unwillingly because no one listened to his cries for help thru his computer when this bitch kidnapped him for this photo op cuz she will do anything for publicity.

Posted in:Handicap|Katie Price|Retard|Wheelchair

2009

27

Jul

Gretchen Rossi in a Bikini of the Day

Here she is in some shitty staged pics you’d expect to see in a shitty brochure for a shitty hotel that you would only stay at if you were like me and broke as shit but backed into the corner when your fat wife bitches about how you never take her anywhere because spending alone time with her is a fate worth than fucking death…you know the kind of picture you’d then see on shitty postcards and shitty hepatitis pamphlets they hand out to vacationers in Mexico, because she is a stock photo star some photographer took a pic of and sold to every low level asshole who needed a picture of a twat in a bikini, but at least she has a nice body, even if her bullshit career is as bullshit as the quality of these bullshit staged shots….you know with being on Real Housewives of Orange County and having paparazzi take pics of her with her fake TV boyfriend, thus contributing to why I hate the fucking world…

And Here she is in some staged pictures of her workin’ out, not because her life is bullshit, but because she is a good person who wants to show the fat chicks how she gets that body worth fuckin’ all while rockin’ a stupid grin on her face I’d like to fuck right off of her…..

Posted in:Gretchen Rossi|Real Housewives of Orange County|Working Out