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2012

11

Jan

Pippa Middleton From Behind Hassled by Homeless Looking People Porn of the Day

I hate how the day the paparazzi finally snap off a shot of Pippa Middleton, the second rate Kate Middleton, who is probably jealous and tormented that everyone gave a fuck about her sister’s birthday the other day, while no one gave a fuck about her, probably because she didn’t take that rage and channel it into a pair of hot pants, like a normal girl who feels like her sister outshines her and that she needs to make a move to get noticed and differentiate herself, while disgracing her family that feels so proud….but she’s even a failure, second rate, hack at doing that….

I love how a crazy and angry homeless looking guy is getting all up on her face with a camera, that’s the kind of paparazzi I aspire to be…we’re all allowed to have dreams of celebrities or siblings of royalty pressing harrassment charges against us…..

Here are Pippa Middleton’s legs looking short in some pink denim…vagina pants….

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2012

11

Jan

Ashley Tisdale’s Legs in of the Day

I think the life lesson we can pull from Ashley Tisdale is that if a bitch isn’t fat, an ugly face can go a long way, especially when it’s been made up, modified, operated on to make it more tolerable to look at….but more importantly, that it has been marketed aggressively as being hot, tricking the idiot public into believing that she is in fact a hot bitch…when in reality, she’s just got a fit little body…and when it comes to fucking, the body is really what matters…not that any of you will ever date a bitch like this, she’s got too much of an ego and thinks she’s hot, which is one of the worst thing that can happen to a girl…it brings too much confidence…but the good news is that there’s always the risk of rape…and sometimes that’s just what’s needed to take things down a notch…into a dark self-hating place….and in the meantime…here are her legs.

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2012

11

Jan

Inspirational Message from Miley Cyrus’ Hot Cleavage of the Day

Here’s a vdeo of Miley in concert the other day in South America…..she leaves the crowd with some inspiring words of wisdom with her hick accent….after thanking the crowd for making her dreams come true…she makes the bold statement that her purpose in life is to “spread a message of love”…..and if that’s not some hippie shit to warm your cold black heart with self righteous bullshit she spews….then maybe her push up bra amazing cleavage is….cuz I know I’ll embrace whatever level of crazy a bitch talks while showing off titty…cuz I’m always just in it for the titty….

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2012

11

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….cuz it’s the local news that make up the fabric of our great nation filled with perverts, psychos, morons, and idiots….and I like them best…

Teacher Forges Jury Duty Notice, Caught By Spelling Mistake
A teacher at a Manhattan graphic arts public school is accused of faking a jury duty notice in an attempt to get paid for absences that stretched over several months and was caught by spelling mistakes in her fraudulent jury duty letters.

Riders Shocked By Oral Sex Act on Dallas Public Train
A North Texas man has filed a complaint with Dallas Area Rapid Transit about what he says he and his granddaughter were exposed to on a train.

Vaginal Cream for Hair Growth?
Some believe that Monostat 7 could be the answer to combatting hair loss. There is no scientific proof that it works though.

Pantyhose Bandit On The Loose In Ohio
An Ohio man demanded the pantyhose of a16-year-old girl, the suspect and the pantyhose are still at large.

Atlanta Restaurant Blasts Customer on Facebook
Boners BBQ of Atlanta took to Facebook after a customer wrote an unflattering Yelp review, posting a response that caused a commotion that spread quickly on the web.

Bronx Principal Under Fire Over Sex Comments
Protesters expressed anger and outrage outside a Bronx High School — all directed at the man in charge. They are calling for the firing of Bronxdale High School Principal John Chase Jr., who is under fire for the alleged sexually explicit comments he made at the school, including comments to female staffers about oral sex.

Detroit Woman Finds Herself in Bogus Escort Ad
A Michigan woman was shocked to find a bogus online ad promoting her as a prostitute, complete with private photos published for all to see. What shocked ever more is that the website is linked to several Detroit murders.

Pot Doesn’t Harm Lung Function According To Study
Smoking a joint once a week or a bit more apparently doesn’t harm the lungs, suggests a 20-year study that bolsters evidence that marijuana doesn’t do the kind of damage tobacco does.

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2012

11

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Signs Autographs for the Nerds of the Day

I amazes me how much nerds love Kate Beckinsale….I mean I can see that bitch is one of the hottest 40 year old mom’s out there, her body is fantastic, but for some reason, they just fucking can’t get enough of her….I mean I don’t leave the house very often and I’ve heard at least 4 or 5 different sci-fi nerds of all ages, I’m talking 15 to 40 talking to their friends about the new underworld and how they can’t wait to see this bitch squatting in leather pants…It’s like her body alone must be responsible for vats an vats of semen if all the motherfuckers who jerked off to her, kept it in a collective place…I’m talking swimming pools of cum….but that’s not new to her….cuz apparently some got stuck to her uterus…hence the whole motherhood shit…

Anyway, she did some late night TV in a tight dress….and here are some pics for you virgin collector weirdos…

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2012

11

Jan

Jennifer Hudson’s Skinnier Fat Tits of the Day

I get that Jennifer Hudson’s had a rough time the last few years, you know with her family being offed by her family and all….and I know she’s loving the new found attention her “Weight Watchers” body is getting her…because there’s no way this has little to do with Weight Watchers…but instead had to do with trainers, starvation, eating disorders, drugs, and all things that “Weight Watchers” takes credit for cuz look how successful this campaign has been for them….I mean Jennifer Hudson’s everywhere….the comeback story of our generation…from unfathomable tragedy….to an acceptable hip-to-waist ratio….

But what they don’t tell you, is that there is not much worse than a fat chick who has lost all the weight’s body….especially her tits, cuz sure, in clothing, being skinnier is amazing…but the second the clothing come off….shit heads south in some half empty sack of doughy loose skin shit or scars from having the shit removed….I’m talking some of the worst titties are those of a once fatty turned skinny…all sloppy and loose…like holding onto a half filled water baloon only far less attractive…

That said, she’s showing some ex fat cleavage…in all it’s ill-shaped glory….

Posted in:Jennifer Hudson

2012

11

Jan

Shakira’s Ass and TItties At Some Event of the Day


I don’t know what Shakira was winning awards or presenting…and I’m too lazy to look it up…because I am only paying attention since she’s wearing a tight dress, showing off her “small, humble, but can move mountain”-Shakira, tits and the ass she likes to parade around like some kind of south american show girl booty dancing at Carnivale, cuz that South American angle is her hook….making you wonder what drug cartel her father, boyfriend, or Colombian management team was a part of to help her infiltrate the modern world with her songs….because I could use some of that Yay….it’ll likely get me laid…you know since girls love free coke…and will trade their vaginas for it more than you probably know…making that 40 dollar investment can save you 200 dollars on escort fees…not that has anything to do with this whore….but she gets enough attention…it’s time for local cokewhores everywhere to shine….

Posted in:Shakira

2012

11

Jan

Angelina Jolie’s Hot Humanitarian Mom Ass in a Leather Skirt of the Day

These pictures of Angelina Jolie…who is really only famous for being some sort of bad girl, goth, sex symbol with fake lips and big tits she liked to show off….rocking some leather dress like she still cuts herself, rides motorcycles and gets high and drinks blood like some kind of Vampire in the 90s, would be better if they were from that era and not when she’s some UN ambassador, changing the world humanitarian with a half dozen kids….because everyone likes a bitch better when she was at her peak of sex, career and scandal….especially her husband….cuz this mom shit, even when she tries to play it up hot, is really just mom shit….

Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2012

11

Jan

Some Dolly Parton Old Lady Tit to Start the Day

I am a big fan of old country music…not the new shit, because I am too fucking cool like that and only like the “authentic” past when country was real and not pop marketed to white trash Christians….you know sung by the hillbilly soul when going through hard times on their farms during the depression….battling alcoholism and a broken heart…and apparently, I’m also a big fan of big old country music titties set on a tiny little waste…cuz no matter how old her pussy gets…her novelty act that is her tits just doesn’t get old….

Posted in:Dolly Parton

2012

11

Jan

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I went to a bar last night and the bartender had incredible, huge, amazing tits that were natural, totally disproportionate to her body, that she was using in her V-Neck shirt to get herself tips, knowing her freakish birth defect was the rare kind of birth defect that did more good, opened more doors, and provided more opportunity than the dude I knew who was porn with an extra toe growing out of his neck…but the problem is that as soon as I asked her to let me take a pic of her shit, as clothed as they were in the bar, for the internet she freaked out….acted like I raped, violated, molested her titties….and that to me was both annoying and a waste of a set of tits….but the good news is that I got to see them….

I Don’t Know WTF These Angry Scottish People Are Saying – VIDEO
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Hot or Not: Female Athlete Edition
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Free Cam Shows. Lovin It
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Some Sexy Babes Wearing FUR
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Gotta Love Slutty Cheerleaders
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Justin Bieber is God’s Gift To The World, But First He Has To Become Michael Jackson
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Tuesday Totty: Malene Espensen is Back
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Latina and a Dildo – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows to Keep You More Than Busy
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Best Porn Around
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Pussy Work Out to Start Your Day
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ONE OF THE BACHELOR CHICKS IS A CHEATING WHORE LIKE ALL OTHER CHICKS ESPECIALLY ONES OUT FOR ATTENTION BEFORE HER…..
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Posted in:MHD

2012

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I’m in a manic state of my bi-polar disorder because I am actually going to leave my house like a crazy person and drink out in public for the first time in what feels like months…but is probably just a couple of days…I have a hard time keeping track of shit…I blamee drinking….

I am going to try to use Drunkenstepfather to get laid, you know cuz of how famous and popular this site is…the groupie pussy is top quality…if you have no standards…which luckily I don’t!!!

Here are the stepLINKS!!!

Lifetime Original Movies Must Really Hate Elisabeth Taylor
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Dear Angelina Jolie: Quit While You’re Ahead
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Ohhhhh Yeaahh
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The 15 Craziest “Real World” Girls
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Crazy James Bond Stuntman
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Miley Cyrus In A Bra
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Jenner Jailbait do Instagram
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Christina Aguilera Titties in Marie Claire
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100 Most Famous Hotties in Sports
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5 People 1 Guitar
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Unlucky Reported Falls Into Filthy Water
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Daft Punk School Project
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Dolly Parton is Completely Nuts and I Fcuking Love It
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The Site Asking You To Boycott Kim Kardashian Is Being Sued By Kim Kardashian
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Girl on Girl: Alix Thomas and Jessica Vaugn
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Jenny P and Some Glorious Tits and Ass
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WTF Photo of the Day is SERIOUSLY WTF
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Free Cam Shows, Even Your Broke Ass Can Afford That
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Drunk Sluts Get Naughty at a Frat Party
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Crazy Finger Painting
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100 Most Famous Hotties in Sports
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Top 5 Nude Scenes Of 2011. Want More Video Clips? Click Pic!
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Rooney Mara is Looking Weird in a Red Dress
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Lindsay Lohan Strikes Seductive Poses for Philipp Plein’s Spring Collection (PHOTOS)
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How The Fuck Are You Gonna Arrest Snoop Dogg For Weed?! Fuck You Texas
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Aly Michalka. Sure What The Hell.
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Asa Akira Will Love You Long Time
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Finger Painting Like a Boss – VIDEO
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Brazilian Pole Dancing – VIDEO
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Woman Catches Her Neighbor Having Sex With Her Dog Inside His Mobile Home
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Sophia and Samantha Have Fun With a Strap On
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Internet Pranksters Storm Subways Partially Nude
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Sasha Has Some Fun on the Fucking Machine
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Naureen Zaim – RUKUS Photo shoot
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I Love Me a Fashionable Asian Hottie
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Ahhhhh Kelly Brooke
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Rita Rystic is 51 and Looking Fucking Hot
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Gangster Grandma – VIDEO
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MILF of the Week
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8 Types of Exes (and if they’re worth keeping around)
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Courtney Stodden’s Whore Uniform
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Well Hello Jessica Vice
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Some Friendly Advice For Men: She’s Pretty Isn’t She
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Brigitte Bardot Throwback Gallery TO Jerk off to
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Leo DiCaprio is A Fucking Loser, And Here’s Why…
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25 Hottest Female Poker Players
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Angry Scottish People
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Yvonne Strahovski Nude for Sobe
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Alessandra Ambrosio Has A Job In 2012
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Lindsay Lohan Modeling for the Company
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Porn Star Lexi Belle Like You Have Never Seen Her
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100 Hottest Sports Pics Ever
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Who’s The Dude Alex Rodriguez Is Banging?
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Real Super Mario Bros
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Maria Menounos For Some Magazine
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Olivia Wilde Bikini
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Victorias Secret Lingerie Hustle
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Ali Larter Shitty Tits
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2012

10

Jan

Miley Cyrus Ass in a Thong for Some Movie of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in a movice called LOL. This ass picture is apparently Miley in the trailer. I don’t normally care about 18 year old girls in their panties…no wait…I always care about 18 year old girls in their panties and that’s exactly why I’m posting this…even though Miley may or may not be the fucking devil…her cute young ass takes priority.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

10

Jan

Annalynne McCord’s Nipple for Twitter of the Day

Annalynne McCord tweeted a picture with some nipple intentionally…..because that’s what bottom feeding sluts with dead end careers on shitty shows do…and I approve….because self produced scandals for attention are way more fun than shit people pretend is stolen…Exploit yourself women…it pays….I may hate Annalynne McCord but I do love what she’s doing…and some of my favorite personality traits in women is the ability to whore.

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2012

10

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is amazing….because people are idiots.

Mom Fakes Daughter’s Death For Extra Vacation Time
A New York City school employee has lost her job over accusations she faked her daughter’s death so she could take a vacation to Costa Rica.

TN Principal Blames Blacks For Poor Test Scores
Dr. Ted Horrell, the principal of Germantown High School in Tennessee singled out black students for a drop in the school’s test scores and were ‘less smart.’

Violent Beating in Philadelphia Caught On Video
A 19 year old man was videotaped punching an 18 year old repeatedly in the head. The beating was posted online.

Tourist Plunges after Bungee Cord Snaps
An Australian tourist bungee jumping in Africa plunged 365 feet into a river when her cord snapped, but she managed to swim to safety with a broken collarbone and her legs tied together.

Deer Breaks Into Goodwill Store For Tour
A deer in Woodbury, N.J., decides to pick up a few things in a local Goodwill store.

Video: Giant Ruby Theft Caught On Tape
Thieves stealing a $2 million ruby in the shape of the Liberty Bell are caught on surveillance cameras in Delaware.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

10

Jan

Torrie Wilson is A-Rod’s New Strong Woman in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve never slept with a man but I have slept with women who have dick clits. I have also slept with women who were muscular as shit…and despite starring at their 6-pack in amazemen….it was far less gay then you’d think it is…cuz as Chaz Bono proves, being a woman is a state of mind….

I’m sure some muscle bitches are some of the most whiney high maintenance irritating bitches around….but the good news is the muscles just give them a hard body and strong pussy that I’d take over fat any day and a fitness level that can make me cum better than when I’m doing all the work, worrying about heart attacks….not to mention the higher testosterone makes for a higher sex drive….

So when I see A-Rod simulating locker room sex with the team on the women he chooses, especially this Torrie Wilson cuz she’s wrestler…and locker room foreplay is always starts with a wrestle…I remember that it’s probably less gay than it looks cuz I’ve been there and I liked it…..and now I’m gonna go write a pop song called “I fucked a muscle bitch and I liked it even though I went into it thinking it may turn me gay “….and maybe I’ll be the next Katy Perry…

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