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2011

26

May

Halle Berry Shows Off Her Mom Belly of the Day

What a whore….showing off her stomach like she’s not a mother…winning Oscars pretending she’s a black woman, when really she was raised white and is whiter than the fat white woman down the street with 6 black babies who yelled at me while drunk yesterday, living all fancy and designer and using all those big words in some kind of scam to make the white people think they are dealing with ethnicity, when really they just dealing with a tan…but the good news is I’d still fuck her and so would you…

Halle Berry
Halle Berry Shows Off Her Mom Belly of the Day

What a whore….showing off her stomach like she’s not a mother…winning Oscars pretending she’s a black woman, when really she was raised white and is whiter than the fat white woman down the street with 6 black babies who yelled at me while drunk yesterday, living all fancy and designer and using all those big words in some kind of scam to make the white people think they are dealing with ethnicity, when really they just dealing with a tan…but the good news is I’d still fuck her and so would you…

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2011

26

May

Fergie Tits in Yellow of the Day

I’m down with Fergie. Either she got Hair Implants, started taking hormone therapy, started getting Botox that left her dainty and lovely, or maybe she’s just wearing a push up bra, but whatever it is that she’s doing differently, is working out amazing for me, cuz you know ever since I gave her my business card two years ago, everything she does is for me, she just doesnt advertise it.

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2011

26

May

Katie Price Keeps Things Classy of the Day

Katie Price hasn’t suffocated on her own tits yet and is apparently still trashing out in public like she matters, or like she’s important, or like she doesn’t produce retarded babies, or like she isn’t old, tired, fatter and boring without her gay husband, and people only know who she is cuz we were trying to make sense of her ridiculous implants but more importantly make sense of how they made her all that money. Is man really that easy to please? I guess so.

Either way, what a trashcan of a person…

Posted in:Katie Price

2011

26

May

Kristin Cavallari Cameltoe Bikini Pictures of the Day

What do you do when no one wants you and no one cares about you? At least not the people you want to have care for you, you know like people who can offer you a job that doesn’t involve you stripping. You wipe off those tears of failure, you need to be resiliant and get into a bikini tha you jack it up into your into your vagina, that is not nearly as useless as you, and you stage a photoshoot hoping people post about it, hoping it reminds people you are still here, hoping it will turn your bullshit MTV career around….even though the world has rejected you….

Also known as my favorite time in a has been reality TV star’s career.


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Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2011

26

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Wipe back to front….no front to back….it’s the little things in life that confuse me….but prevent you from getting low level AIDS….

Cheryl Cole Fired from X-Factor – HUGE MISTAKE
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FALLING SNAKES! On Bitches – VIDEO
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20 Summer Sports Hotties
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Free Cam Shows, and Were in a Recession So Take What You Can Get
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The 10 Hottest Chicks Woody Allen Couldn’t Bang So He Made Movies With Instead
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Pippa Middleton Panty Flash
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And That’s Why You Don’t Take Drugs While You Drive
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Three Sluts is Better Than One Slut
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Hot Blonde Loves to Rub Herself Down
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Outtakes From Bridesmaids That Will Make You Piss Yourself Laughing
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Celebrity Dare Devils I wish Died in the Process of Dare-Deviling
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Porn Blooper- Dude Can’t Get Hard
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Trance on the Guitar
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Start Your Day – Or Spend Your Day – Watching Cam Girls for Free
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2011

26

May

stepNEWS of the Day

The real news of the day is that I got stuck talking to a crazy 90 year old Christian trying to redeem herself of a life of sin by walking around handing out bullshit flyers about the end of the world, fascinated that all dogs came from one breed thanks to Noah, clearly in desperate need of the discovery channel and a solid fuck…

Here is the latest stepNEWs….

Woman attacked with wet swim noodle
A Florida man, apparently angry over a watermelon, is accused of attacking a woman with a swim noodle.

Breastfeeding Moms stage ‘nurse-in’ which is way less ghetto than the pregnant mom I just saw smoking in her locked car with her kids…
In Forest Park, Georgia, moms are mad. They staged a “nurse-in” to protest a new city ordinance forbidding mothers from breastfeeding children age 2 and older in public.

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2011

25

May

Kate Upton Bikini Picture of the Day

This Kate Upton bikini picture is doing the rounds and I figured I’d post it cuz he’s a ridiculously busty 18 year old making millions to get into a bikini thanks to genetically altered hormones in food that made her a top heavy teen who will have the rest of her body catch up with her just as soon as she’s done puberty, but until that obese mess happens, we need to celebrate her body of work…at least that’s my theory and I’m sticking to it…

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2011

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Right….I guess it makes sense…some of my best TWITTER FOLLOWERS are blind.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Bradley Cooper is Fucking Olivia Wilde – Who Cares
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Coco Has a Fashion Line That Makes Me Wanna Puke
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Kendra Shoots Fire Out of Her Tits
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Sofia Vergara Shows Off Her Huge Mom TITs on Set
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160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes – VIDEO
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25 Movies That Needed Nudity
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Sexy Web Came Sluts, From Me To You
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I’ll Buy Anything Kate Upton is Selling
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Free Cam Shows So a Broke Ass Like You Can View Sex Shows Fit For a King
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MILF Caught Masterbating With Toilet Brush – VIDEO
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25 Sports Hotties Who Clean Up Well
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Keeley Hazell Topless Pics
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WTF Photo of the Day
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She May Have a Crypt Keeper Thing Going On But I Would Still Bang Angelina Jolie
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Neyonce Totally Ripped Off Some Italian Pop Star Chick
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Whitney Port Wore A Bikini. I Wish She Hadn’t
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Meet Luisana Lopilato
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Kacey Jordan is Tweeting Slutty Pictures Again
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How to Immortalise Your Drunk Girlfriend at a Rugby Game and on Live TV – VIDEO
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How About Some Danni Woodwards
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Bradley Cooper is a Lucky Fuck and is Banging Everyone
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Jessica Marie Looks ike a Comic Book Hottie
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Thank Goodness For Summer: Look At These Stars With Their Daisy Dukes On!
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Get a Load of Star and Mandy – VIDEO
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New “Viagra” Condom Will Prevent Limp Dick & Laughter
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Anne V is a Hot Muse Model
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Sexy Chicks Fuck Around With a Sexy Toy – VIDEO
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The Miraculous Push-Up Bikini Top
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Why the Fuck is This Asshole in a Full Body Leotard
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Hilary Duff Models Her Melons
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Love It Or Hate It: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
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SuperKini 2011
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Motherhood Looks Damn Hot On Ali Larter
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Striptease of the Day
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Amy Childs And Her Camel Toe Leave Me Fucking Speechless
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Pippa Middleton Flashes Her Royal Crotch
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Whitney Port, Disgusting In A Bikini But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Sarah Palin is a Racist And Here’s Why
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Kim Kardashian’s Mom Picked Out And Bought Her Engagement Ring
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She Knows You’re Checking Her Out….
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS BONUS BONUS – JOY BEHAR TALKS TO 58 YEAR OLD PATTI DAVIS ABOUT GETTING NAKED – THERE’S NOTHING NOT PORNOGRAPHIC ABOUT THAT….

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2011

25

May

Marilyn Manson’s Artistic Nude Pics of his Ex Girlfriends of the Day

Marilyn Manson is full of shit. He’s like a Lady Gaga, all hype, pretending to be some deep artist with a vision, when really he’s nothing but a fucking hack, but the good news is on his quest for artistic enlightenment, he decided to do some artistic erotica bullshit with his ex girlfriends, who you’ve already seen naked, since one of them is Naked Evan Rachel Wood and the other is ex lesbian pornstar turned Dita Von Teese phony pin-up star ….

But I am a fan of full of shit art if it gets idiot bitches signed up and naked cuz they buy into the lie cuz they are idiot bitches…so as far as I’m considered this motherfucker is an artistic genius even if he’s a fucking hack cuz he made millions of his lie and he alsoconvinced his chicks to pose naked for him before releasing them to the public like this was some girlfriend revenge site….almost flawless…except for the fact both bitches have been naked before…oh well…maybe next time he’ll release pics that actually push the boundaries a bit….

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