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2011

21

Nov

Taylor Momsen in Lingerie for Something Asian of the Day

I have no idea when this is from, or why this exists, but I know that any company that puts an underage girl in a lace leotard lingerie looking at herself in the mirror like she’s about to masturbate, even if only for a glimpse, is awesome to me, but then I remembered that Taylor Momsen isn’t underage at all…She’s 18 and her getting in lingerie doesn’t matter, cuz long and thin or not, she looks like Gaga’s sister and she was more half naked, controversial, sexual when she was 16, an age people care about girls being sluts….but I’ll post the pic anyway….cuz I figure never too old to get half naked….that’s part of the reason I sneak into old folks homes at bath time.

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2011

21

Nov

American Music Awards Went Down of the Day

The American Music Awards are the worst pile of shit on TV, It is paid for by the record companies and advertisers…making it one big, tacky ad for crap that pollutes our lives….

This shit has always been shit, they even used to invite me to attend and no one else ever does that…making me realize just how useless they are…and even worse now that Dick Clark is dead, or near dead, or on life support machies….

I used to live blog every Award show, but they are all they same….so I find bettter ways to entertain myself…like posing naked in front of the mirror, it’s comical.

There was not one single good song, I don’t care how big Mark Anthony’s forehead vein is, I don’t care how bad Justin Beiber and Will Smith’s kid dance with LMFAO and I don’t care how many old clips they throw in trying us to remember the glory days when the AMA mattered….I don’t care how many tight outfits old lady J.Lo squeezes into, or how many latex dresses X-Tina pushing walmart cashier fatness goes through…I don’t care if Katy Perry pretends to play the guitar for a song she’s trying to pull the heart strings with even though she has no soul…I don’t care how stupid her hair is, or how tight her dress is, or how bloated her uterus is…I don’t care if Will.I.Am pretends he is Daft Punk hiring that theatre droop that does those in the dark choreography….and I don’t care about badly written jokes, no matter how much cleavage is there….

The entertainment industry fucking sucks…we need to make good music popular again…seriously…this shit is out of hand…here’s some pussy at the event/performing badly at the event, cuz this is what I do….

You know we are in shit when Katy Perry is the best performance of the night when she sucks….on all levels, is dumpy and makes me want to kill….

This is the one event they should have a terroist attack on….would save the day….and possibly the world….

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Vanessa Minnillo who Calls Herself Vanessa Lachay Cuz I Guess She’s Married to Jessica Simpson’s Ask…How Don’t I know this, where was I sleeping, what rock was I under, oh right, I don’t give a shit, cuz she doesn’t matter, but she does use “sick” to describe good things like a teen girl…and she does fuck in hot tubs….and she does look good in this dress….but I still don’t give a shit….s

Audrina Patridge Gets Invited Somewhere and Brings Out Her Tits….

Anne V is a Lingerie Model….

Jennifer Hudson Manorexia

Selena Gomez Looks Uncomfortable Being a Pedophile….It’s like keep this behind closed doors I don’t wanna go to jail even though I look 12 shit…

Taylor Swift Makin Proper Blowjob Faces

Katy Perry Shitty Clown Style Remembered She Had Tits….

She also performed and looked like an pink idiot….but brought out her tits…and was unfortunately the best show of the night – cuz everyone is even a bigger pile of shit than her…

Christina Aguilera Was There Looking Fat as Precious in Latex, squeezing out from every angle, which is good if you only look at her tits, so much strapping to make the pig look like a lady….Fast Forward to 2:21

Pics…

J.Lo was There in Exteme Spandex to hold in her mom body…she’s in her 40s…and that makes her performances awkward at best…But the Highlight Is The Fat Back-Up Dancer – he’s on some X-Tina’s Routine…she’s a little old for this…milking being latino….annoying

That’s enough of my AMA mega post.

Posted in:AMAs 2011

2011

21

Nov

Girls Putting Condoms on With their Mouths Fetish Videso on Youtube of the Day

I don’t know why anyone would get off to girls putting condoms on with their mouth…I get that it is a hooker move to keep the whole condom thing sexy…even though condoms are never sex….except maybe if you’re fucking a hooker in a outbreak….in which case it is just the smart choice….but I guess I am a negative thinker…maybe the condom being applied with mouth is after blowjob, and not before, because condom on during blowjobs suck more than condoms with sex, becuase when sober, condoms during sex makes sense with all the aids out there, a sense that disappears when drunk and at college parties…..either way, the videos are on youtube and they are inappropriate as fuck…so inappropriate that if I posted it on FB they’d delete me.

I bet this fatty wishes the condom was cake…

Wow…Experienced Old Condom User

Vintage

Good Try

Quick and Easy

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

21

Nov

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I ended up at some hipster event on Friday night that lasted until last night. The weekend was filled with so many lesbian looking 20 year olds in vintage clothes, humping the air and dancing like you’d expect them to, pretty much until sunrise, in a dumpy as fuck place worse than my house, and my house is bad, unless you find feces filled rooms good…and it was as bad as you’d expect…but at least there was beer.

That said, I’m feeling dehydrated. I think it may have put me over the edge and sped up the dying process.

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January Jones Hates Her Baby or Something
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Posted in:MHD

2011

18

Nov

stepLINkS of the Day

People think I’m gay cuz straight people would never get involved in talking about celebrity…even if I’m talking about their tits. tits…they think when I say “i’d fuck that bitch with my tongue” or other stupidities I write here…I mean it in a sarcastic flaming way….people are shocked to find out I actually do fuck women…and the depressing thing in all this is even when bitches think I am gay, they don’t send me nude pics….cunts. I thought pretending you’re gay was the number one way to see titty….not that I was pretending shit….I just come across faggot and now I’m gonna go drink my problems away, use it to my advantage and get down and gay with any chick willing to let me fuck her up the asshole like a bunch of homos in the gym locker room after greco-roman wrestling class…see my dick’s so small even the tightest pussy doesn’t hug it like a glove so we gotta do it the gay…not that you care….Here are the links…

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NICKI MINAJ TITTIES FOR MAC
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Lauren Stoner Insane Body in a Bikini
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Stupid As Fuck Car Suspension
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Selena Gomez’s Wax Figure Looking Fucking Terrible
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Regis Philbin is the Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Crazy Car Suspension. Seriously, Nutty – VIDEO
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30 Hottest Girls Ever on Real World/Road Rules Challenges
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Beyonce Pregnancy Watch
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Kristin Cavallari Stuns at Marine Corps Ball
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Christina Aguilera is a Fucking Mess
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Drunk Girls Sexy FAIL – VIDEO
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Lizzy Has Some Sexy Tan Lines
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Photoshop Hell: The Worst, Most Hilariously Bad Album Covers Of All Time
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Girl on Girl Video of the Day – VIDEO
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5 Ways To Trap A Cougar
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Janelle is Sexy in Stockings
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Hot Girls in Wooley Hates – VIDEO
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Leather Pants and Blonde Hair. Tasty
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Irina Shayk’s Hotness is Unbearable
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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A Fanastic Slutty Pic Dump
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Rihanna Needs to Get Laid
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Nika is the stufff Dreams Are Made Of
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Robert Wagner Maybe Have Killed Natalie Wood
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Kristen Stewary is Leggy
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AMAZING 80s VIDEO FEATURING SOME HUGE TITS I WANT TO SUCK EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE PROBABLY 60 NOW
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Jessica Biel Slutty in ELLE
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Jenner Sister Kiddie Jailbait Moment Showing Leg
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Showing Huge Cleavage
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CRAZY LEG BREAK DANCE VIDEO
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Ridiculous Way to Close the Tailgait – Need to Live in the Suburbs and Be Bored as Fuck for this One
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I actually Don’t Mind the Way Beiber Raps
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Jojo in a Leather Middriff Top showing TIt and Some Not So Period Friendly White Pants
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2011

18

Nov

Tori Spelling Big Naked Mom Tits on Twitter of the Day

The story goes like this – Allegedly Dean McDermott, Tori Spelling’s husband and baby daddy posted this picture of his son on twitter, probably knowing Tori’s tits were in the background, but figuring no one followed him, and wouldn’t notice, or even if they did notice, that it’s be a fun little publicity stunt, like where’s Waldo, only instead it is where is weird gappy implant titty with dark milk filled nipples…

Obviously both parties knew this was in the picture, it wasn’t an accident, it was just awesome, so I’d think we should all thank them for not being uptight cunts, and instead for playing along, showing us tit, even if we’d rather not see the tit, cuz we’d always rather see the tit…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that I think all wives should show of their tits if their faces aren’t in the picture cuz I want to see every breast invented……and so does every other dude…even on bitches we wouldn’t go out of our way to see topless…cuz topless is amazing

Posted in:Tori Spelling

2011

18

Nov

Stella Hudgens is 16 and Bendy of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens has been pimping out her 15 year old sister for a few months, because I guess she feels she’s marketable, or maybe she feels she can help, or maybe she wants the attention off her weight gain, lesbian haircut and attempt to re-invent herself with nude pics that backfired cuz she had 5 O’Clock shadow…it happens to all trolls…

Well it turns out that sister is now 16, and upon investigating her twitter, I have found some pictures of her showing her flexibility….and since I know thanks to youtube there is a high demand for videos of teen girls doing gymnastics…I mean I’m sure for no sexual reason whatsoever….that I’d post them….and remember 16 is legal in Canada, I’ve been there and it’s not that interesting…Seriously.

Here is Stella Hudgens following in her older chimpmunks footsteps…Goodtimes…Now if you are thinking obscene thoughts, stop being a pervert, let a girl show her ballet skills in short as fuck shorts like it is a fetish video to her friends in peace, without having you masturbate all over it and ruining it for her and everyone involved…It’s awkward.

That said…genius publicity stunt Stella the next Momsen and Cyrus….genius…

Some other pics to remind you you’re looking at pics of a kid….

You’re fucking sick….This is someone’s daughter…but then again so is every girl and her vagina….but that doesn’t change the fact that you are sick.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2011

18

Nov

Arizona Muse Topless for Vogue Russia of the Day

Here’s an american model for a change…I mean 90 percent of models seem to be from other countries….there are only a handful homegrown…and I figure it is because homegrown definitely is a literal thing you fast food eating, high fructose corn syrup addicted, pigs living the American Dream and dying of obesity related diseases thanks to corporations using you to make them rich at your expense…serving you product they don’t even drink…as Coca Cola execs how many cokes he has a day…and he’ll say he only drinks their shitty tap water brand..

Not that it matters…

What matters is that Arizona Muse is a lovely lean girl from Sante Fe….she’s 23 and there’s no way her name is actually Arizona Muse…see cuz it’s one of those marketing things to make her seem more memorable….Jenny Smith just doesn’t cut it…but wha helps it out is that Muse is always willing to get naked for fashion…I’ve posted a bit on her nude modeling for fashion not for art students like a welfare bitch in the past…and I’m doing it again…this time for Vogue Russia….cuz I love models.

Posted in:Arizona Muse

2011

18

Nov

Ali Larter Pantsless of the Day

Ever since Ali Larter had her kid, she’s been out there trying to get noticed. She’s gone out all hard mom nipple without a bra and changing her underwear in public…. now she’s gone and put on a men’s shirt that makes her look like the one night stand you met on your business trip after you fucked her, walking around your hotel room, washing up, only as you sit their satisfied, empty-balled, knowing your wife will never find out….but instead she’s out pumping gas, like some common whore, who didn’t have enough time to get dressed and was forced to run out to make an escape cuz the whore stole your wallet and this is the getaway…I mean why else would she be wearing a men’s shirt pumping gas?

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