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2009

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the DAy

I need to stop drinking. Or at least consider stopping because it gets pretty out of hand, especially when I introduce new alcohol’s to the mix, like this week was a bottle of Spiced Rum, sure not all that wild or exciting, but for a motherfucker who hates rum, shit not only turned me into a pirate, but it also turned me into a rapist. The good news is that the girl I violently raped turned out to be an old boot I found in the park I passed out in, so I guess it all worked out in the end. I got off and the boot won’t get pregnant, but I do think it may give me athlete’s dick, not because my dick’s an athlete, but because boots you fuck aren’t hygienic.

Here are my stepLINKS and I’ll try not to hurt more people with my drinking and stick to just humiliating myself as I’ve been doing for so many years and my only happiness is knowing I am not Balloon Boy’s dad, even though that dude’s more famous than I’ll ever be, despite how pathetic he may be….

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Seriously, I Love Halle Berry More and More Everytime I see Her
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Lohan Isn’t Going to Jail…Yet….
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Better Get Those Tissues Ready…
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These Selita Banks Bikini Pics Are Just….Wow
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Mortal Kombat Versus Donkey Kong – VIDEO
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Rosario Dawson Booty Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Beyonce Is Usually Alright
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Sex Excuse Bingo
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s a a Video of the Balloon Boy Puking on TV, Probably Due to the Stress
of Realizing His Parents Used Him in Their Quest for Fame Whoreing Bullshit
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God Damn Cindy Crawford is Hot
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These Angelina Jolie Action Films Are Getting Kind of Redundant, But She’s Still Hot, So Whatever
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Pam Anderson, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Marisa Miller Costa Rica Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Introducing Gemma Newman
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How NOT to Demolish a Building – VIDEO
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2 Horny Sluts is Twice the Fun
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Lesbian Teens and a Dildo
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Fergie is an Expert As Tucking Her Penis Away and Could Tech Lady Gaga a Thing or Two
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And MORE Young Lesbians
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Drunk Guy Wants His Beers! – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Weird Vending Machines – Gallery
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Kim Kardahisn Gets Paid $50000 to Show Up at a Party Even Though
When It Comes Down To Shit, She’s a Nobody. What’s Your Job?
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Hungarian Playmate Voksan Virag is Topless
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A Sunset With Adela
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Party Slut Compilation
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I Wanna Be All Over Megan Good’s Ass
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Rita and Sammie Get It On
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Stephanie Emma’s Playboy Photoshoot – VIDEO
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON SEXES UP A BRAND NEW PHOTO SHOOT … AND IT’S AWESOME!
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Lick It Up Ladies, Lick It Up
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Girls Gone TOO Wild
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Kayden Kross Loves Leather
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Kristin Cavallari
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If I Knew Cricket Had Fights, I Would Have Started Watching It Ages Ago
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Various Reactions to a Very Public Penis
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IF You Give In to This Whole Paranormal Activity is SOOOOO Scary Shit, You’re a Moron
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Smoke Em If You Got Em – Video
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Okay I Don’t Care If I’m Fat and Drunk, I Need a Trampoline and a Wall like NOW
Because This Shit is Closest You Will Ever Get To FLYING
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WWE DIVA MARIA IS NOW ON THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE … SO HERE ARE SOME HOT UPSKIRT PHOTOS FOR YOU!
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Two Bonus Videos for the Weekend……

Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 3
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Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 4
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

16

Oct

Jenna Fischer Photoshopped Bikini Pics for Shape Magazine of the Day

Here is the sloppy pussy that the creator of Spike’s shitty PG-PORN viral videos everyone gets hard over, despite them being as boring as his wife’s body in a bikini even when photoshopped for Shape Magazine…seriously, shit is on some Funny or Die kick that just isn’t funny, but people think is funny, because they think they are supposed to, when the fact is that he’s only doing it because he can make it in actual hollywood since his concepts are so shitty and the only gig he had was as a writer of such classics as Scooby-Doo 2: Monster’s Unleashed. He’s a bottom feeding nobody turning to the internet like he was one of us, when really he is just one of them but all that doesn’t really explain why he’s bottom feeding on this caliber of girl, when I’m sure he could swindle some shit and find a hot college girl he promises fame to, despite not having fame of his own, who will fall for his shit and who looks better than his wife’s bottom feeding pussy that you probably like cuz you are all into The Office since it reminds you of your shitty life….and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Bikini|Jenna Fischer

2009

16

Oct

Abigail Clancy in her Bikini for Pepsi of the Day

In doing marketing right, Pepsi recruited some pretty decent pussy to wear her bikini in hopes of selling product, and that’s a win for me. Sure in America Pepsi and every other corporation is scared to upset the Christian fundamentalists by exploiting girls in their ads, even though they are are supposed to because it’s the oldest marketing trick in the fucking book and who refuse to advertise on my site because I post nudity but not on Playboy’s site because they are “premium” for some fucking reason we call being friends with the advertiser buyers and marketing execs, because America fucking sucks and isn’t about freedom, it’s about controlling the amount of pussy pictures we put out there because we can’t finance hiring a team of pussy posting perverts, you oppressive Jesus loving fucking cowboy pieces of shit.

Posted in:Abigail Clancy|Bikini

2009

16

Oct

Lo Bosworth Showing Off Her Legs of the Day

Lo Bosworth was caught in the rain without an umbrella and it was nice to see because the sun has been shining on her life a little too much lately and I don’t find that fair. It’s like doesn’t this bitch really shit horseshoes, or can bad things happen to her, not that getting rained on is that big of a deal, but it would have been nice if her sprint in the rain ended with her getting hit by a car that didn’t see her because visibility was low and because she was in dark clothing and that she didn’t see because she was in too much of a panic from not knowing how to deal with a rainstorm, but I guess that’s too much bad luck to ask for, so we’ll start with the rain and work our way up the list until her peak turns into a deep hole she can’t crawl out of.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Lo Bosworth

2009

16

Oct

The Deep Throat Queen Will Amaze You Then Turn You Homo of the Day

VIDOE REMOVED FOR BEING ANNOYING….

Seeing an old woman in clothes you’d expect on a young whore, sucking on a huge Dildo to show off the fact that years of sucking dick have destroyed any gag reflex she may have once had, is kinda funny at first before realizing that you have a useless dick that doesn’t take a gag reflex to deep throat, and before realizing she’s pretty fucking disgusting looking. I don’t think this will actually make you gay, but her talent is something only gay guys can really appreciate, because straight guys will be too busy not imagining their dicks in her mouth, cuz she looks like a grandmother – a dick sucking grandmother.

Posted in:Deep Throat Queen|Disgusting

2009

16

Oct

I Dont’ Get How are These Kardahsian’s are From the Same Vagina of the Day

What nuclear power plant did the Kardashian mother stand next to when she was pregnant with the monster Khloe, because seriously, these pictures of her standing next to her pregnant sister and totally overpowering her just don’t make sense. I can’t even imagine what kind of vagina this beast is packing but I am sure it is the kind of vagina that can fuck you up the ass.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Kourtney Kardashian

2009

16

Oct

Rebecca Gayheart Kills Babies Just Not Her Babies of the Day

I would have thought that Rebecca Gayheart had a taste for blood after murdering that kid with her car a few years ago, sure she got off both with the judicial system and in her pants but where I am from a murderer is a fucking murderer and they usually do it again. It’s not one of those one time things, she probably thinks she is above the law, and maybe aborting her fetus or smashing her stomach with a frying pan, doesn’t give her the satisfaction she needs, so she’s waiting this fuckin’ thing out until he’s 8 and she can see his helpless screams as she “accidentally” runs over him while talking on her cell phone for old times. She’s a sick woman who doesn’t deserve a normal life after stealing the life of an innocent child and seeing her do this is pretty much mocking the mother of that poor kid she ran down. Let’s collectively hope she gets hers.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Baby Killer|Rebecca Gayheart

2009

16

Oct

Rachel Bilson Stickin’ Out Her Whore Tongue of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rachel Bilson looking real fucking horrible sticking her tongue out. If you’re wondering why she’s doing it, it is doctor’s orders, she has to air the shit out because she’s spent the last few years rimming her faggot fiance’s ass cuz that’s the only way he can get off with a girl, you know cuz he’s a homo which is probably good for all you Star Wars weirdos who have been fantasizing about tag teaming Bilson with him, because now you that dream is almost a possible reality…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Tongue

2009

16

Oct

Audrina in Her Whore Boots of the Day

Audrina wore boots you’d expect a whore with fake tits to wear so I haven’t really figured out if this is news or just expected, I just know I really didn’t want to give her any attention on the site because I want her to go away, but I’m too insignificant to make a difference and she’s more important than me and as horrible of a realization that is, I’m okay with it because I never had high hopes for myself and that’s all I have to say about that.

Here are some pictures of some more interesting pussy at the party, but only cuz she looks like she’s alive and having a good time….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Boots|Whore

2009

16

Oct

George Clooney’s Italian Pussy in a See Thru Dress of the Day

George Clooney is dating some Italian pussy, because clearly she puts out, since it is good for her career, but unfortunately she’s not quite enough of a whore for me, because she was rockin’ a pair of panties under her see thru dress, making me think if she really wanted to make it, she’d step her shit up a notch, but then I remembered George Clooney owns her, so she’d be pretty set if she stayed clothed and that she’s just doing this see thru shit gratuitously for us to want to fuck her and for that she deserves a fucking Oscar, but first she needs Hollywood to give her some fuckin’ work.

Get on it fuckers.

Pics via Bauer and
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|George Clooney|Italian|See Thru

2009

16

Oct

Jayde Nicole is a Piece of Trash of the Day

Jayde Nicole managed to live out her small town Canadian dream and become someone of real value to the entertainment industry and she did it by getting naked and ending up on Playboy, which opened so many fucking doors for her like Brody Jenner’s cock and a recurring role on the life changing show “The Hills”. I think she even does local event appearances, sues Girls Gone Wild Billionaires for beating her up like her dad would have beat her, if her mother wasnt’t he same kind of whore she is and could keep a man around for more than a couple of weeks and taught her daughter how to use her pussy for success and not for a receptacle like she did and I pretty much hate her since she is trash and smells like trash because she is trash, but the problem is that she doesn’t realize it and I do like me some trash, I just like my trash to know they are trash so that I can fuck their throats and cum on their faces, like trash likes to be treated instead of this phony luxury bullshit this trailer park princess is pullin with her Louis Vuitton purse. Fuck her.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Trash

2009

16

Oct

Obama Dancing of the Day

People are bitching about Obama dancing all the fucking time. He danced with J.Lo, he danced to Beyonce, now he’s dancing with some slut named Thalia, he just dances and fucking dances all the fucking time and the racist rednecks hate it because they think it is a black thing and everyone knows black people like to get down, and they want to see a more serious President, but I think it’s nice to see that he’s just happy to be alive and having a good time and taking advantage of his celebrity, it’s a lot better than some stuffy boring bullshit president and people should just let the man do his fucking thing while shaking his fucking thing, because serious is for old people and it’s nice that he’s just not drafting your kids and sending them off to get fucking killed or having backyard brawls with these chicks…

Posted in:Dancing|Obama

2009

16

Oct

Woman Addicted to Abortions is My Kind of Woman of the Day

Here’s a story I just jerked off to 15 times because it’s so fucking hot. One for each unborn child because this is an addiction I can handle any of my girlfriends to have, cuz everyone knows babies are the worst kind of STD, even worse that AIDS, because AIDS doesn’t make you change its diaper or buy it Christmas presents or even pay for it’s College education or listen to the fucker whine and cry, it just kills you without all the bullshit…..so read this story, you’ll probably like it.

40-year-old Irene. Irene has been pregnant 17 times and aborted 15 of her unborn children, many while she was married. The beautiful 40-year-old had a traumatic childhood and admits that in her youth she was actually “addicted to abortion”. She was reckless, repeatedly avoiding contraception and perversely seeking the fear and stress that abortion brought. At the age of 16 she married a tyrannical 50-year-old professor, a relationship which made her ashamed, belittled and depressed. She self-harmed and attempted suicide several times but continued to get pregnant with monotonous regularity. “I had twelve abortions in eleven years with my first husband,” said Irene who is now very regretful of her troubled past. Her other three abortions were with different men as Irene continued to use abortion as if it were contraception. Thankfully Irene uncovered the courage to end her dysfunctional marriage and found a healthy and compassionate love with a new husband, a writer and poet of her own age. Luckily her repeated terminations had not damaged her reproductive system and she now has a happy family with her husband and two young girls aged three and five.

Pics and Story via Fame

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

16

Oct

Jordan Still Has Ridiculous TIts of the Day

I don’t know what to say about these pictures. I really can’t be bothered to talk about someone who obviously has a sickness, like a real fucking sickness and addiction for making her tits look stupider and stupider because she thinks her only worth is in her tits, because I know that those tits are all she is worth, and really Jordan could have been any whore with daddy issues and no self esteem, but instead we’re stuck with her and this looks pretty fucking ridiculous but expected from this bitch….and I guess someone out there is into this, because she keeps getting work, so if you’re out there, this one’s for you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews and Pics via Bauer and
Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

16

Oct

Falcon Did It For the Show of the Day

This is amazing. I was on Twitter ripping into this whole Falcon and the Balloon bullshit especially when I found out that they were on the show Wife Swap, you know weirdos addicted to fame, who staged this to get all over the media, making them far more clever than I am, but also making them fucking criminals who wasted resources with rescue people and the army and a whole lot of fucking airtime when real issues were going the fuck on.

I have seen better lies when strippers tell me they love me. This motherfucker is so nervous and bad on TV and he is a weather man. It is clear he’s fucking crazy, you know making balloon in his backyard and by the way he was acting on TV but the fact that Falcon busted them at their own scam is fucking amazing.

Good luck with your “Floating Car” when you’re in prison you fucking hippie freak. Liars and their balloons made CNN awkward and hysterical all at the same times. Those fake tears that will be real tears when getting prison raped you con artist piece of shit….

As a bonus, here is the horrible rap song the kids made, cuz Daddy wants them to be the next Jonas Brothers (meal tickets).

Posted in:Falcon|Publcity Stunt