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2012

24

May

Brooklyn Lee is a Pornstar Posing with Bill Clinton of the Day

Brooklyn Lee is a pornstar and she is posing with Bill Clinton at some Charity event she either bought tickets for, or was invited to, because pornstars are people too….

It isn’t a scandal, because firstly, how the fuck would Bill Clinton know she’s a pornstar. I’ve been to the AVN awards 3 times, I am friends with Asa Akira and Kayden Kross, I have 6000 porn DVDs in a box in my closet, and I’ve never heard of this bitch and wouldn’t recognize her if I saw her sucking my fucking dick…….

Sure I hate porn…a statement that pisses off everyone I know….because everyone I know loves porn…but that’s cuz it is boring as shit, repetitive and the girls are almost always the same kind of trash…only some are funny, and doing it for the real reason they should be doing it…cuz they like to fuck on camera…..

Either way, two of the bitches are Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee, and they are a step up from that disgusting fat Jewish pig of a girl he let suck him off as he fucked her with a cigar cuz she was power hungry at a time he was hungry for kosher smoked meat pussy…and these girls are less obvious about their prostitution…..


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2012

24

May

Karolina Kurkova in a Bikini on a Yacht in Cannes of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is a millionaire top model….and in being a millionaire top model…she gets to hang out with other millionaires…and billionaires…living the good life on yachts and in luxury hotels…because people who can affort yachts and luxury hotels…even though she can afford yachts and luxury hotels on her own….want top bikini models around…it kinda steps up their image….like when I throw picnics in the park next to indian families of 40…I always bring at least 3 crackwhores by promising to feed them some hot dogs….because I like having girls around…and people seeing that I’m the man with the herem….sure a toothless, unshowered, fat and disgusting herem…but when you’re as good as me, with my budget of hot dogs, you take what you get….


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2012

24

May

Audrina Patridge in a Bikini of the Day

Audrina Patridge should do porn. I’m not just saying that because all girls should do porn…because I want to watch all girls fuck….I am saying that because there really is no where else for her to go…I think she could excel at getting groups of men to cum on her….she already has the fake tits…and there would be a reason for her to be on camera….you know in a place where she’d be wanted on camera…Overall, it would be great for her self esteem…it would allow her to re-invent herself as her own person, who isn’t some retard on some horrible reality show no one remembers…who has already gone onto Dancing with the Stars or in her case the nail in her coffin before she’s 25…You know it’d be bringing her back to a place she likes without us wanting to punch her in the fucking face….cuz even if she’s a bad fuck, I’d be into it….seeing these bikini pics….are just boring.


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2012

24

May

Brandi Glanville Pink Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Brandi Glanville is the girl who LeAnn Rimes homewrecked….because LeAnn Rimes is not the good Christian her country fans think she is…as they sing along to her Christmas album on their way to church to praise Jesus…she is in fact a rich, spoiled, LA whore, with fake tits who cheated on her husband with a married dude….only to marry him to justify the whole thing is being soul mates in love that God wanted together….when in reality she’s just a spoiled LA cunt who gets what she wants and fucks better and harder than this Brandi Glanville chick, even if she looks a bit more manly, probably cuz Brandi is a mom, and that does horrible things to a pussy…..

Either way, she’s in a bikini, these pics are from April but no one noticed cuz she is virtually a nobody riding off the fame of being the other woman in a LeAnn Rimes scandal….aka a pretty depressing place to be…..everyday.


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2012

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been getting an insane amount of pictures from dudes fucking their girlfriends, or hot chicks, with or without condoms….like they feel the need to share their conquests with cum covered titties…in some male celebration of man….and I’m not against it…

Keep ’em coming in boys. I’m encouraged that people who read this site actually fuck.

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Bootleg Fireworks FAIL
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I’d Like a Piece of Daisy Marie
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Gorgeous Slut Plays With Her Tits
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2012

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I went out to a bar drinking with some old friends I am trying to plan a porno shoot with…not one we star in…just one that reinvents the porn game…and I realized why I don’t leave the fucking house…you see cuz I fall in love with every girl I see….all in tight pants or shorts…some shaking their hot little asses to the music…all better than the pig I share my bed with…all ignoring my requests to watch them pee, or to let them sit on my lap and pretend I am santa, pretty much reminding me why rapists exist…but more importantly, why I have to try not to leave the house, cuz I may fall in love with life, knowing it is filled with such accessible sluts, totally re-inventing this site and making it about hot chicks, romance, and big tits….maybe that’s just what this place needs.

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Lisa Rinna Spills Her Tits
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Gisele Ass in Vogue
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The Most Boring Viral of ALl Time
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The 10 Hottest Cougars (Right Now)
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Kelly Brook Drops Some Massive Cleavage
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Tracy Morgan Says He’s Khloe Kardashian’s Father – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Tawnie
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20 Pictures Of Sexy Women Smoking
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Chubby Girl Gets Naughty With a Vibrator
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Anderson Cooper Had Some Human Barbie Chick On His Show and Shut Her The Fuck Down – VIDEO
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Sports Hotties We All Wish Were Still in Sports
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Tia Carrere See-Thru with Areola Peek
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Cameron Diaz, Just Because
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Looking Sweethearts of the Day Really Are Ones for The Books
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Girly Masterbation Fail
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Girls Love Guys Who Piss Their Pants
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Kendall & Kylie Jenner Share New Pics From Instagram (PHOTOS)
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Charlize Theron Hot in InStyle
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Denise Milani. Remember Her? Here, Let Me Jog Your Memory
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Bootleg Fireworks Fail
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Braless Lindsay Lohan is Bouncy
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Rihanna Thinks She is Egyptian Or Something
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Eva Mendes is Sexy, I Don’t Care If She Wore The Same Thing Twice
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Penthouse Pet Alexis Ford’s Birthday Bash
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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10 Of The Hottest Women From The South
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Study Claiming Booze Can Lead To Unsafe Sex? No Shit!
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Playboy Playmate Kyla Ebbert Strips Down
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Miss Swimsuit USA! Photoshoot
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I Don’t Understand Chicks and Their Hippy Fucking Fashion
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Hasbeen Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics From Cabo San Lucas!
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How About a Teen Tit Flasher
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Kate Middleton Another Royal Upskirt Panty Flash
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Aussie Rules Football Catch
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Gotta Love a Gallery of Party Sluts
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Adrianne Palicki Makes a Case for Maxim’s Top 10
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Irina Shayk is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Porn Star Prom Anyone?
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Holy Fuck Kelly Brook Has Incredible Tits And Here They Are
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Audrina Patridge Pretty Hot in her Bikini
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Pia Toscano Strapless Dress
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Annalynne McCord and Her Girlfriend
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Cameron Diaz is Drunk
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Dirty Amateur Naked Strip Contest
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Girl Riding
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Sex Under the Bridge
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2012

23

May

Kate Middleton’s Flashing Her Panties of the Day

Kate Middleton is making some crazy fucking faces….which is what you would expect from the next queen who will mother the next King or Queen…because she traded her middle class uterus for the most extremely rich and luxurious life…we are talking old as fuck money….generations of people who don’t fucking work….with servents and countries working for them…which I guess was a smart choice…

You know, you can take a whore out of the ghetto, but she’ll always be a whore from the ghetto….and here is that whore, all luxurious, showing off her panties, cuz it is all she knows….

You know how these things work….

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2012

23

May

Michelle Rodriguez Does Cannes in her Bikini of the Day

Michelle Rodrigues is in Cannes…and like clockwork…she has gone to her favorite swimming hole that she hits up every year in her bikini….to jump off clips and hang off rope laters like some kind of Monkey she very likely closely related to…at least you’d assume that based on her facial features……

For some reason she’s looking a lot less like a muscular homosexual dude than she did Canning it up in Cannes Last Year or even than she did BIKINI CLAD MONKEYING AROUND IN 2007

I’m kinda digging her today…even most of the time when people say “Michelle Rodriguez is hot”….I respond by saying “you’re a faggot and like dick but don’t know it yet”…..unless today I am that faggot who likes dick but don’t know it yet….it happens…

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2012

23

May

Behati Prinsloo for Seafolly of the Day

Behati Prinsloo was just named the new face, or more appropriately the new body for Seafolly, some Australian bikini company that is trying to sneak up on Victoria’s Secret by stealing their fringe models and locking them into being their star…you know the headliner of the show….something that doesn’t happen at Victoria’s Secret because at Victoria’s Secret she is stuck behind or beside bitches…pretty much working as their back-up dancer….never getting the credit, spotlight or exposure of her fucking own because the public think the other bitches are more important than she is…even though that stamp of approval from Victoria’s Secret makes her relevant…it just doesn’t feed the ego enough after the initial excitement of it dies down….cuz every girl wants to be the number one…

This campaign hasn’t dropped yet, but they released these two pics, so look at them, take them in, get ready for more, cuz she’s hot, especially when half naked.

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2012

23

May

Kate Upton Modeling Bikinis for Beach Bunny of the Day

Apparently these are new Kate Upton for Beach Bunny bikinis pics…but they all kinda look the fucking same to me….so I can’t tell you when they were shot or released….I can just tell you that Kate Upton has really big 19 year old titties in them….titties that I am sure the rest of her body is going to catch up with….titties that are probably not as spectacular as they may appear to be if they were topless….cuz she kinda looks sloppy…except maybe when photoshopped….making her into this over-hyped…soon to be overweight internet phenomenon….that I can’t fully hate on, cuz unlike most chicks I know, she’s using her window of opportunity to make as much as she can, and that’s far better than working a fucking garden center at the grocery store like other college kids…

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2012

23

May

Ava Smith, Codie Young and Madison Hendrick in a Weird Titties for Fashion Shoot of the Day

These pics are for Dazed & Confused June issue….a fashion magazine that gets away with published tits…while I get called a porn site for posting the same tits they published…cuz the world is pretty fucking unfair…but in its unfairness comes great opportunity….like eager bitches willing to get topless like pornstars while retaining their dignity like non-pornstars…..because they shoot is high concept with make up on their faces….but ultimately still fucking topless….

Here are Ava Smith, Codie Young and Madison Hendrick in this wild shoot…they are models I’ve never heard of….but now, I have seen their tits…

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2012

23

May

Courtney Stodden Continues to be Ridiculous of the Day

I didn’t watch the entire video of Courtney Stodden pretending to be a cat….playing in a tree….dressed with cat whisker make-up on…scratching the door…eating cat food….all wearing clothes from the sex shop…in efforts to look a bit like Hello Kitty….but it is safe to say that it is as insane a cry for attention as any attempt at a viral…but coming from trash with fake stripper tits that pretends she is 16…I hink ti is some of her more interesting work…and if more shit like this comes out, I’ll be watching, because it is amazing. Crackheads who look like this are important to improiving all of our lives and I’m starting to get why people pay attention to this girl…

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2012

23

May

Mary Elizabeth Winstead Hot in Complex of the Day

I consider Complex family…mainly because they predicted me being someone to look out for back in 2006 and I haven’t proven them to be right…but plan to….and yet they haven’t blacklisted me for letting them down…

I do not know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead is…..even after looking her up I feel like I haven’t seen her in any movies….but her big break is being in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter….a movie that despite being such a ridiculous concept I have to be up on that to fully grasp its stupidity….and the fact that studios put money into making it…

I don’t even find her that hot…esepcially not when she’s fully clothed…her body is garbage…her face uninteresting…butbut I love Complex and feel they are good at predicting things….except maybe when they predicted I was the new Perez Hilton…but this Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter bitch…has tits and thus the potential to be huge….

Here’s the video….

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2012

23

May

Kristen Stewart’s Shitty See Through of the Day

Kristen Stewart is a little imbred piece of trash…who I have never wanted to fuck…maybe because I sense her inbred genetics and fear what kind of freak would be….or maybee because I have never found her hot enough to want to fuck…you know all unshowered, filled with teen angst attitude that is annoying to look at, cast in some teen billion dollar empire because she wasn’t overly hot so that girls couldn’t relate to her….and was average looking at best for the masses to have hope Edward or whatever the fuck his name is would jump their hormone charged vaginas too….that’s what early masturbation fantasies are made of….

Either way, Kristen Stewart Looked Hot IN ELLE YESTERDAY … and she’s looking alright in her see through shirt today….and unfortunately, she’s starting to win me over…mainly because she’s not fat.

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2012

23

May

Michelle Trachtenberg Titties for FHM South Africa of the Day

Michelle Trachtenberg is usually a pudgy, uninteresting looking girl, who people were into cuz she played the little sister on Buffy….and who luckily people are still into cuz she played the little sister on Buffy…because any dude who watched that how…was likely a socially awkward virgin loser who can’t let go of the past…partially because those were the best years of his life…but more importantly because during that time he made a vow to always love Michelle Trachtenberg…for the rest of eternity cuz in his mind they are soulmates….Obsessive fans are so passionate…..

That said, I always just blew her off as someone on TV or still around cuz virgin losers never let go of the past…it is a nerd thing…but thanks to FHM South Africa…it turns out she’s got tits…and tits are really where it is at….so virgin loser fan base or not…all of a sudden she’s relevant to the masses and the new generation who have no idea who the fuck she is.

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