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2011

26

Aug

January Jones Illegitimate Baby Does in Uterus Yoga of the Day

I don’t remember a time before January Jones was pregnant…mainly because she was relatively insignificant….except maybe for this GQ LINGERIE PHOTOSHOOT….because I didn’t watch Mad Men….so she was virtually unknown to me…I didn’t even find her that hot when I did see pics of her…but like any bitch who gets knocked up and decides to keep the baby, even though she’ll be raising it without a father, I can’t get enough of her…I guess I’m just drawn to broken homes, white trash, kids with no fathers, because I am the drunken stepfather after all….

Posted in:January Jones

2011

26

Aug

Alec Baldwin and His Young Vagina to Inspire You of the Day

Alec Baldwin and me are pretty much best friends…he even hits me up on twitter…for all to see…cuz he’s not ashamed of me like everyone else I know is….

I mean tweeting someone once makes you best friends right? Either way, I figure I might as well post pics of his 27 year old girlfriend, because I like to celebrate young girls and the hope they bring to people in shitty relationships….cuz you can jerk off to them, and when your shitty relationship ends, you can fuck them….cuz for some reason….even if you are moderately successful and not even a celebrity…there there will always be a young girl who will let you stick your dick inside her while pissing off the whore who dumped you….as she grows old and disgusting…

So lets celebrate Alec Baldwin, my friendship with him that doesn’t exist, and most importantly, his young pussy…cuz young pussy inspires….

Posted in:Alec Baldwin

2011

26

Aug

Top Nose Picking Fetish Youtube Videos of the Day

Yesterday I posted The Top Spitting Fetish Videos on Youtube ….and it was a huge success, so huge that no one liked it on facebook or commented on it, so I decided to keep the whole thing going…because I like the idea of people getting off to some of the weirdest shit ever…So this nose picking one’s a stretch…but for the sake of the joke no one will read…it works….

Here are the top videos I found, there’s probably better ones out there, cuz I am posting the first 5 I found….

This one’s just ridiculous….I mean nose picking at it’s finest….

Some Cam chick….who looks too much like Paris Hilton…

This is the kind of girl you’d expect to find with a wall of snot next to her bed….

The Classic – in the car cuz you don’t think anyone is around you….but that you’re in your own world…

Just Some Friends Picking Noses Together…

Posted in:stepFET|stepLIST

2011

26

Aug

Lake Bell Shows Some Skin at the Good Old Fashioned Orgy Premiere of the Day

Here’s typical movie I probably should have written if I knew how to write about some 30 year olds who are losing their summer house and decide to throw a Labor Day orgy….decent idea for a movie, even though the trailer looks pretty dump….

I have a group of friends who are into the whole orgy thing, I haven’t been to one, but it is a total lifestyle. Everytime they leave the house, they are recruiting. When they are on Facebook, they are recruiting. It’s just constant massaging of women….cuz a key element in an orgy is having more than one chick…so you have to really focus to make it happen cuz girls are so quick to say no to anything sexual and you don’t want them to just blow it off cuz then she’s lost and without her the dick to pussy ratio is all out of balance…..if you know what I mean…


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2011

26

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Last night, I decided to go out and do some investigative journalism. I decided to see how many drinks it would take me to get ridiculous and take off all my clothes….apparently…it took none….not that I actually did that, but I did try to get girls to, and it didn’t work….I also did an informal survey to see how many girls masturbate to porn and I was surprised to find out they all did…meaning if you are capable of picking up girls under 25 who grew up on the internet, expect the generic, yet effective porn sex….making this post not as much of a waste of time to read as I expected it to be..so here’s some actual news clips…

DMX Arrested for Reckless Driving


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Man beaten while taking son to school
A man driving his 10-year-old son to school was attacked and beaten when he got out his car, the victim of apparent road rage, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.


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Man Regains Hearing After Earthquake
The earthquake in Washington D.C. cured a man’s hearing.


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2011

25

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fuck hangover….here’s some dumps….while I die…a very slow drawn out death.

Hearing Little Kids Swear is Touching and Hilarious All at the Same Time
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Creating the Ultimate Sports Hottie
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Free Cam Shows, Cause It’s the Weekend and You Deserve a Break
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Jo Garcia is Playboy’s Sexy Girl Gamer Next Door
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Kasey is the Kinnd of Girl to Bring Home to Mom
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How To: Punish Your Kid
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Adrienne Curry is Officially Getting Divorced. So Here’s Some Hot Twitter Pics of Adrienne Curry
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The Best Live Web Cams on the Net
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Leslie is a Squirter
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We Love Girls in Animal Print
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WTF Photo to Start Things Off
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Posted in:MHD

2011

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am sure you’ve heard this before, but the grocery store is a great place to get a slice of humanity. You can find out if a couple is new and in love or bitter and married, or as I like, single…students….first time living on their own….

I don’t even grocery shop, but spent an hour in the grocery store today cuz I had nothing better to do….and I saw a girl in workout gear buying 2 bananas, a bag of chocolate chips, some single portion meals…she was hot so I said “you gonna eat both those bananas, or just one and use the other as a boyfriend”….unfortunately she didn’ speak english….but she knew what I was getting at….all single girls just sit at home and stick things in their vaginas and if I was a single girl I’d be doing that too.

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Rihanna Hard Nipple Swimming in a Dress
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Jim Carry Wants to Bang Emma Stone and Here’s a Really Fucking Creepy Video of Him Talking About It – VIDEO
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Some Slutty Twilight GIrl in a WHite Bra Pics
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No Make-Up Courtney Cox with a See Thru Shirt Showing Some Tit
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This is a Pretty Awesome Prank….
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The 50 Hottest Volleyball Pics Ever
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This is Pretty Awesome Music…
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Haha You Suck Vanessa Hudgens!
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Jersey Shore’s Deena is a Stupid Slut
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This is Why Girls Masturbate to Johnny Depp
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Live Sex Shows, Because I like Giving You Great Gifts
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STEP INTO THE LEGO PORTAL – VIDEO
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Chrissy Has Me Thinking Dirty Thoughts and I Love It
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Hot Babe Mud Wrestling: Suelyn Medeiros vs. Bar Refaeli
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The 15 Hottest Female Assassins
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Denise Milani Has One Tight Body
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Megan Fox Is Removing Her Marilyn Ink
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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At This Angle, Those Tits Look Great
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Crazy Woman in Bermuda Is My Kind of Woman….
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Victoria Silvstedt 36D Bikini Cleavage
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Kate Hudson Annoys Me
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Lindsay Lohan: Delusion Watch
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Kendall Jenner is Wearing a Cheerleader Outfit, Need I Say More?
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Some Kim Kardashian Post Wedding Photos
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Olivia Wilde is Tasty
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Rock Around the Clock Sang By This Drunk is Hilarious – VIDEO
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Daisy Marie is Down on All Fours
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Bernice Has Got Curves in All the Right Places
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Stop Us If You’ve Heard This One Before: DMX Arrested…Again
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Will You Marry Me April O’Neil???
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Hillary Scott and Angela Stone Get It On
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Technical Virgin: Spoof Sex-Ed PSAs
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A Little Zoe Saldana
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Angelina Armani Spreads Her Legs
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Miss Brazil World 2011 – Miss Falls Down – VIDEO
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I Love This Hot Blonde is Combot Boots
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Machine Gun Scare Prank
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Vanessa Hudgens and Her Lesbian Hair
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Crazy Bike Jump on VIDEO
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Scarface Reunion… It’s Tony Montana 2011!!!!!!
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Teleshopping FAIL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Josie, Mary, or Antonella???
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Mya Shows Off Her Banging Bikini Body While Performing In The Sun [Photos]
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Victoria Silvstedt Must Take It Up The Ass
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Kim Kardashian White Panty Upskirt Flash
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Young Girl Masturbating!
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Britney Gives An Old Man A Lap Dance
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Creepy Pool Voyeur Video…
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Crazy Longboarding Chicks
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Kim Kardashian is a Fucking Cunt
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\SOME EXGF Porn cuz EXGFs are the Fucking Worst….
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Full Length video of a Whore Becoming a Whore…
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Chick Masturbating Driving 60 MPH
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2011

25

Aug

Erin Heatherton and Candice Swanepoel for VSX of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is doing sportswear now…Sure I prefer seeing bitches in their bikinis and lingerie…but sports gear is a close third…provided the bitch in the sports gear is fit and not someone who is in desperate need for sports gear…..

These bitches are fit, and I’d watch them in spandex doing squats all day…hell this is the reason I’d go to gyms, but unfortunately everyone knows models don’t go to gyms, they just do coke and starvation….

I’m not getting paid to post this but I should be….even though this billion dollar corporation I think is the devil does bring me bitches like this and I guess that’s good enough…

Here’s the campaign…

Here’s some bootleg looking backyard fashion show….showing off their new line…that I am posting cuz it is funny…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton

2011

25

Aug

Hilary Swank Bikini Pics of the Day

Hilary Swank is one of those chicks who you think looks like a dude so much that she gets cast in a movie playing a chick who pretends to be a dude and it launches her career into this huge success….because she’s skinny, boyish, square jawed and even muscular….but for some reason rockin’ huge tits …that didn’t even have the power to win us over and think she’s not a dude….

But as she starts aging and turning 40, while the other chicks who had hot bodies in the 20s get fat and dumpy after having kids, giving up, and whatever else 40 year olds do…Hilary Swank’s ripped manly body ends up looking tight and hot…at least compared to chicks her own age…making her a catch for more than just her bank account….

I don’t have the rights to post the pics…but I can link to them….


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Posted in:Hilary Swank

2011

25

Aug

Bambi Northwood-Blyth by Tim Barber for Muse Summer

She’s an up and coming model from Australia and she’s in some magazine called muse…I am posting it because she looks 11 in her bikini and ass pics and I figure you like that cuz you’re weird…..and it isn’t illegal to post the shit cuz MUSE is a legit fashion mag with all these advertisers, I’m talking big advertisers and a staff with an infrastructure that is being taken totally seriously in a bullshit industry….meaning that it’s gotta be legal to masturbate to this shit…if you’re really into this shit…but I assume the real pedo fantasies mean 18 year olds who look 11 don’t quite cut it for you…which is good cuz I don’t want to cater to your kind here…..

On a sidenote, this model Bambi,is named after my favorite Disney Character, but more importantly my favorite stripper who once left a shit stain on my jeans cuz her lap dance was that full contact….

Here’s her ridiculous and hilarious bio according to her site:

Bambi Northwood-Blyth is a Australian model that just started getting editorials and runway shows. She’s 21, and she changed her name Stefani to Bambi, which is as a cute name as her face. She has amazing features: Elegant eyebrows, babydoll face, and a great personality.

Here are the pics…

Here’s a topless pic of her…just cuz I like topless pics of models I’ve never heard of before today….

Posted in:Bambi Northwood-Blyth

2011

25

Aug

Jamie Tisdale Naked in Meet Monica Velour of the Day

Her name is Jamie Tisdale, I never heard of her, but assumed she was Ashley Tisdale’s hotter cousin or sister who moved out to LA to live on Ashley’s couch, in hopes of launching her own career in entertainment only Ashley didn’t like that she got all the attention from the boys who came to visit, because let’s face it, Ashley Tisdale is ugly and catty, so catty her jealousy lead to a falling out with Jamie for getting all the attention, leading to Ashley cutting her out of her life, kicking her out of her house, blacklisting her from getting a movie or TV gig, because she’s got that kind of star power…forcing the bitch to get out there on her own….which lead to getting fully naked to pay her rent…

But I found her bio….and my theory was wrong….turns out she’s a bigger nobody than I thought she was…but at least she’s naked in some crap movie…and I have the clip…

Jamie Tisdale is an American television and film actress who had a regular role in 2008’s With the Angels. Other projects on which she has worked include A Mind of Its Own, The Obama Effect, Meet Monica Velour, In My Sleep, Anytown, House M.D., and The Skyjacker. Jamie has also done commercial work for Cadillac, DirecTV, Allstate, Johnson & Johnson, and Bud Light. Jamie has also worked on the music videos for Lindsay Lohan’s “Rumors” and Low Millions’s “Eleanor”.

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2011

25

Aug

Cora Keegan Hot in a Bathing Suit for BlackLOG of the Day



Her name is Cora Keegan and apparently she’s a pretty much brand new model…I’m talking moved to New York in June to do this shit full time and I came across these pics of her in some Fashion magaine, wearing a bathing suit and found her pretty hot…so I’m posting her pics…cuz maybe she’ll find it on google and realize how bad she wants to jerk me off in her mouth for being nice to her when I usually hate on every bitch….

So I did some digging and found these pictures of her topless and awesome…I’m a fan.

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2011

25

Aug

Sara Paxton and Katherine McPhee Shark Night 3D Bikini Pics of the Day

Yes, I posted the french trailer, because it is the only thing that makes this crap a cultural experience…..What garbage….. I mean other than the fact that it was made, and more importantly that someone actually paid serious money to have it made, and I assume this is written by the same people who did that Piranha 3D shit that I had the horrible misfortune of watching because my friend is a pervert who likes seeing Riley Steele Porn Naked Tits and Naked Kelly Brook Huge tits getting eaten alive after a romantic underwater dance…

It’s some straight to DVD Caliber…but here are some promo pics and screenshots cuz I got nothing else going on today…and I like shitty movies with lots of bikini and tit to distract from how shitty it is….I am just offended this smut exists when there are starving children in the world…

No they aren’t paying me for this, but they should….

Posted in:Katherine McPhee|Sara Paxton

2011

25

Aug

Hilary Duff Shorts So Tight It’s Keepin’ The Baby In of the Day

I pretty much said it all in the title. Here’s some Hilary Duff pregnant, despite the fact that you’d assume her husband is a bit of a homo jock who lets his teammates bang her while he jerks off, because let’s face it, she got broad since marrying him…and now she’s broad in the uterus….but containing it all in a pair of her tight jean shorts so that her fetus doesn’t escape as she knows it may be a long time before she gets her man to cum inside her vagina, cuz he’s more into asshole…making this baby a fucking keeper….

I figure she should hold onto these shorts, cuz when the pregnancy is over, bitch is gonna need straps and tights to keep her vagina from dragging ont he ground…so get I expect to get used to this strategy to keep things in….

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

25

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

The latest discovery in my own personal investigative journalism that in my life, is that people who walk their cats are weird…but more importantly if you want to seduce join badminton club…and when playing said badminton don’t turn to them and speak in 0s and 1s….they won’t get the joke that you’re saying all asians are robots who speak binary…01011011001…now back to my investigating…

Here’s the stepNEWS….

Foster home dad busted for sexual battery with teen girl


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Australian man avoids death by train


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Wild police car crash in FL


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Car drives into Taco Bell in PA


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TN woman busted for stealing coupons


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TX Shoplifter caught in high speed chase
Some crooks hide their stolen items in the bottom of their shopping carts, their purses, or their pockets. But the video you’ll see here is one of a kind.


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