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2011

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Halloween weekend motherfuckers… and everyone knows the inner sluts come out in all the bitches…even the already slutty ones…..and sure I love sluts….but I like to remind you of the underbelly of halloween…the dark side of halloween with less laughs and more cries….this is a sex offender’s holiday….they wait all year for this…

Who am I kidding…I love the fucking sluts….

If you’re in NYC this weekend – This is the event I’m probably going to be at. So you should come out and I’ll sign your tits – Unless I get too Lazy to Leave My House…Which Happens often…

Here are the spooky…creepy….stepLINKS….

Karissa Shannon’s Ass is Ridiculous
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Mike and Molly Fat Chick Showing Off Her Fat Tits in a PVC Dress – Erotic
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This is the site I visit to jerk off to regular girls slutting out in hopes of making money – but doing it for free…
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Stanford Student Table Fail
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World From Space at night Video….Coolness
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Fuck Lady Gaga is Disgusting
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50 Hottest NFL Fans
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Gisele Bundchen’s Terry Richardson Shoot for Bazaar Brazil
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Usher Parked in a Handicapped Space and Got Shut the Fuck Down and Here’s the Hilarious Story!
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The Real World’s Tonya Cooley Sues MTV For Toothbrush Rape
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Live Web Cam Shows to Keep You Busy All Weekend
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See? Even Dogs Fail Sometimes!!
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Jenny P Has one Hot Body
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Five Horror Movies That Were a Nightmare For the Actors
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Mariel Wants to Take You For a Ride
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Anna Kournikova’s Tight Belly Flash
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This Dog is Better at Darts Than You Are
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Britney Spears Is Either Hot or Miss and This is a GIANT Fucking Miss
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Big Tittied Teen Gets Herself Off
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The 100 Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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UK Reality Star Lauren Goodger Panty Upskirt
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How About some Sandra Bullock?
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Kat Dennings in GQ
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Eva Longoria’s lesbian scene banned in Spain
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This is One Ghetto Pool Party – VIDEO
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Holly and Penny Are Worth Taking a Look At
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78-Year-Old Joan Rivers Dresses As 5-Year-Old “Suri Cruise” For Halloween
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How About a Slutty Pic Dump
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Gracie and Mariah Are Sexy on Video
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Rihanna Spends $2000 In Sex Shop + Sexy Stage Pics + Video
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Lady Gaga Looks Almost Normal And It’s Freaking Me The Fuck Out
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Eve Angel Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Adriana Cernanova Rocks Swimwear Proper
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I Love Me a Cutey Asian Girl
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This Chick
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Slut Gets Naughty on the Couch
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Rebecca Romijn is Still Sexy
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Lingerie Football League Brawl
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Olivia Wilde Looking Like She Lives In A Little House On The Prairie
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Adventures of a Glass Blower
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Rachel Bilson Does Nylon
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Bike Faceplant….
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Milla Jovovich Behind the Scenes at her Campari Calendar Photoshoot
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Heidi Klum in Some Skeleton Spandex Shit for Halloween of the DAy
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40 Pics of Monster Energy Pussy Looking like Shit
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Britney Spears is on Steroids
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Fetch Fail….
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Leighton Meester Gets Arrested on Set with a Tight Enough Dress On
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Trick or Treat Smell My Feet Give Me Somethign Good to Drink
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Karissa Shannon Sex Tape cuz I love her…
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Everyone’s Talking About Tonya Cooley Getting Fucked With a Toothbrush on MTV – We’ve Got a Toothbrush Fetish Video to Celebrate that..
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Disney Porn for the Weirdos…
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Tanya Cooley’s Nude Photoshoot from Years Ago….
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Jodie Gasson is Some Chubby Bitch Naked You’d All Love to Fuck…
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Heather Locklear in some Vintage Lingerie Pics
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Mariana and Camila Davalos in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Sarah Chalke’s Hottest Scenes from Scrubs
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Rita Rusic Losing Her Bikini Top
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Eva Longoria in a Hot Half Naked Photoshoot
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Jacinta Rokich Great Naked Tits in FHM FRance
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Sophie Howard Great Tits in CKM Magazine
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How about some Elisha Cutbert as Marilyn Monroe on her shitty show cuz she’s from Montreal and I hate her….

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Again – IF you’re in NYC – Come out and let me sign your it

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2011

28

Oct

Geri Halliwell’s Geri For Next Lingerie Collection and Pictures of the Day

Here are some hot pictures of Geri Halliwell modeling lingerie for her new lingerie collection…cuz even at 40, bitch knows how to slut out like she was still a fucking stripper before the Spice Girls…

This is what she had to say about her collection, that she’s posing, with her ripped mom body I want to lick until it is raw….

‘My aim was to make boobs look bigger and bums smaller!’

Amen.

Here are some of the Pics…

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2011

28

Oct

Kat Dennings Fat Chick Fat Tits for GQ by Terry Richardson of the Day

Kat Denning is a fat cunt who eats too many donuts. I saw her on her shitty TV show and was like “shit, I don’t have enough TV for this fat big”…I was like “if she’s so broke, why the fuck she so fat”….cuz the broke bitches I know are turning tricks to pay for meth before buying fucking cakes, pizzas and whatever the fuck else this fatty shoves down her throat.

Kat Dennings is not just a fat cunt, shes also a cunt cunt…because not only did she try to sue me after I bought into her topless pic bullshit to get herself famous, using big tits, I am surprised her belly and ass caught up to already, usually that happens around 30….and she blocked me of twitter…even though I give her press because I guess she’d prefer if I gave her baked goods.

Fucking pig bitch is in fucking GQ, shot by Terry Richardson….showing tit cuz that’s all this fatty like so many fat chicks before her…reminding us it’s not a talent or something worth celebrating…it’s just a bi-product of being fat…you dumb twat…Totally uninteresting….I’m gonna assumed paid for by her shitty fucking, badly written, stupid concept of a show before her shit gets cancelled hard.

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2011

28

Oct

Izabel Goulart Tweets Her Workout of the Day

Izabel Goulart tweeted some pics of her pre-Victoria’s secret fashion show workout hustle to get that hot, toned, lingerie model body, so that she doesn’t end up looking like Karolina Kurkova, forced to lie about a thyroid issue, when none of the costumes they were fitted for fit…it happened a few years ago…and it wasn’t edited out …..

As a man married to an obese women who only breaks a sweat when taking a shit, usually screaming bloody murder because her body can’t handle the workout, or volume of shit passing through her….I really appreciate skinny girls and I really love watching them work out….because they do things in tight clothes that make it easy to pretend they are doing it naked…it’s almost enough reason for me to join a gym, but I can’t afford that luxury, so instead I just peak through the windows until the police ask me to leave…

Either way, hot model, showing off big model feet, working out doing Pilates all flexible in tights that she decided to share with us makes for Good fucking times.

Bar Refaeli, who has blocked me on twitter cuz she wants my dick, obviously, and is playing hard to get, obviously, posted this not as hot pic of her working out to keep her model body for her money making hustle…and figured it wasn’t as hot as Izabel Goulart, so it doesn’t deserve a post of its own…but I can’t just not post it….so here it is..

And if you want to see Bar Refaeli fully naked….ass and tan lines…in an old pic that resurfaced today shot by Eyal Nevo here it is….

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2011

28

Oct

Jenny McCarthy is the Old Lady with Fake Tits of the Day

I mean that…..because that is exactly what she is…I mean she was in Playboy, then MTV, then her own sitcom in the 90s, that’s over 15 years ago, and a lot can happen in 15 years, like a bitch can age to shit, even if she kept herself fit, a bitch can have autistic babies because karma’s a bitch for all her annoying antics that made her millions, but if shes got fake tits, they kinda just stay the same….leading me to think she’s going to be a very weird looking senior at the home…all busty and firm….made of plastic….while the rest of her, mainly her vagina is dried the fuck up….

She’s not there yet, she’s here….and she’s showing off her fake tits that made her and as much as I hate fake tits and all they represent…like the attitude that comes with them, the ego, the way they feel, the fact that anyone can buy a pair and there’s no talent or genetic superiority in that, all it is, is the ability to save up 5,000 dollars…I never mind looking at them,

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2011

28

Oct

Sarah Hyland and Sofia Vergara Bikini For Twittter of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on here, but I like it…It looks like a TV mom and daughter are playing it up for the cameras the Sofia Vergara way…as slutty as possible to get guys to notice…cuz otherwise you just blend in with the millions of other illegals at the strip club trying to live the American dream….a good life lesson for a brat like Hyland to learn all while letting her half naked busty TV mom lean up on her half naked 21 year old who looks 12 ass…..for “daddy” to take the hot creepy picture….leading to so many good places in your mind…at least good in my mind….but probably creepy in reality…

Good hustle…

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2011

28

Oct

Courtney Cox Shitty Beach Pics of the Day

I can only hope that Courtney Cox is laying on her pussy like a teenage girl on the corner of her bed matteress, hoping to get a strong, consistent wave, hitting up on her cunt until she cums like it was David Arquette’s tongue….

Not that I like Courtney Cox or the idea of David Arquette in any capacity, especially not in a fucking bitches capacity..

I’m just a firm believer that if a bitch is on the beach, it’s gotta have some level of sex…..and in this full piece wet-suit…that I know she peed in to keep warm…is just not doing it….

Here are the shitty bikini pics…

Here’s a bonus mom titty zoom in…

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2011

28

Oct

Some Britney Sprears Concert Pics of the Day

Here are some Britney in a recent concert performing half naked, because unlike Michael Jackson, she hasn’t died yet, even though she’s been close…her handlers put a stop to that amazing crazy from a few years ago, got her on meds, and threw her into slutty costumes where she does her dancing monkey act as her puppet masters profit from her….leading to another meltdown, but for now she’s showered, thick mom body half naked and clean…so take it in, cuz I’m sure it is temporary..obesity and real crazy is just around the corner…at least I hope cuz that’s when I liked her best…all white trash, crazy and coverted in cheeto dust…or as I like to call it – at her best…

Now all I can fantasize about is sniffing her outfits before they are burned or washed by her staff in that small window between end of show and cleaning up the show…all sweaty and tainted….

Oh well. Here are the pics..of her thickness…

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2011

28

Oct

This is Not Taylor Swift Topless of the Day

People are insane…I got at least half an email about these Taylor Swift topless pictures floating around…only to get my hands on the pics to see that it is obviously not Taylor Swift..they just want it to be for traffic, scandal, excitement, etc…but it just isn’t her…

Sure she’s likely got STDs, she’s probably dirtier in bed than LeAnn Rimes the Christian lie is over edition, but she’s in the depths of a career people, she’s money making, wholesome, with a little girl fan base, and she’s hardly hot, erotic, or even tries to be remotely slutty….and you wouldn’t either if you realized your millions of dollars depend on being a good girl…even if John Mayer was ramming her up the fucking ass….

There is no way this is her, it hardly even looks like her, stop emailing me bullshit fantasy. No wait…I need your emails to feel relevant….

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