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2011

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Two exciting things happened today..

First, I posted that tranny’s are better than women cuz they don’t get their period so you can fuck them all month…not that a period ever made me not fuck……it was a failed joke that apparently my tranny audience appreciated cuz I’ve been sent 10 erect dick with tit pics…and that’s exactly what I didn’t want to have happen….

Second, the PR team from Soul Surfer sent me a press release promoting their one-arm jesus freak surfer movie baed on a true story, so I asked for an interview with the shark that ate her, and they never got back to me.

You can’t win these days…but I did do 18 posts…which is just insanity…

Here are my stepLINKS…

Dennis Rodman Agrees With My Tranny Theory
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Jennifer Anniston’s in What May Be a See Through TOp
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Some 14 Year Old Actor is Getting Naked In THe New Romeo and Juliette –
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Minka Kelly Hotness
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I Kinda Hate Reese Whitherspoon But Hearinfg That She Shut a Bunch of Young Hollywood Bitches Down is Kinda Hilarious
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Web Cam Girls You Won’t Have to Tell Twice
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Faith Healer Morons
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The 10 Hottest Girls At The 2011 MTV Movie Awards
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Amanda Bynes is Wearing a Nice Tight Dress
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Jennifer Aniston Won An Award For Being Hot
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Free Cam Shows Because I Know You’re as Broke as I Am
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Two Girlfriends Have Playtime
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The 25 Sexiest Cheerleader Squads in Sports
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Cheryl Cole Lost Her Job Thanks to Nicole Scherzinger’s Awesome New Fake Tits
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Miranda Kerr is Topless
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She Looks Like a Boy But I Would Bang Emma Watson
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Some Kim Kardashian Just Because
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Kris Jenner is the Pimp of All Pimps
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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A Hip Hop Video Girl Will Make Your Day
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File This Under The Only Reason so Have Kids – VIDEO
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Now That’s a Booty Dance
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Awesome Street Names – GALLERY
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Gotta Love Twins
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Good News For Fellas: Doctor Suggest Starring At Big Breasts’is For 10-Minutes A Day For All Men! [Video]
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Kathy and Symone Get It On
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Courtney Cox is Looking Rough
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Some Dreamy Girl on Girl Action
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Kate Upton for Sports Illustrated VIDEO
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Blake Lively at the MTV Move Awards
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Dirty Teens on a Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Check Out Melissa
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Gotta Love a Beach Hottie in a Bathing Suit
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I Love When Models Fall
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The 20 Things You’ll Buy This Summer (But Really Shouldn’t)
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Alyssa Milano is Still Hot
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Scarlett Johansson Just Because
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This is the Key TO Getting Girls Naked on the Internet…
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Michelle Hunziker Still Has A Sweet Fuckable Ass. Here It Is…
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Paris Hilton Replaced By Snooki
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Rihanna And Her Pussy Shoved In Your Face
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

06

Jun

Shakira’s Ass Performing of the Day

Fuck Shakira and her most viewed video on the internet. I think her 35 year old ass is boring as fuck…I mean until it starts gyrating in some hispanic/latino/amazingness….and the whole thing reminds me of last night in my regular crackhead park cuz they had a Latino fest and I saw pregnant chicks, obese chicks, young chicks and old chicks of all colors and shaking their asses in ways I didn’t understand but knew I liked despite how vile some of the bitches were…it was like I was seduced by the shit…imagining how it looks when it fucks….and unfortunately, I didn’t get to fuck one of them…I got too drunk to take advantage of the port-o-potty of seduction….

Either way, here’s Shakira in concert, ass in tights, doin’ alright in these almost romantic ass pics of the bitch…

Posted in:Shakira

2011

06

Jun

Rihanna’s Hilarious Concert Bikini Pictures of the Day

Rihanna’s funny….I don’t know what she’s doing with her career but definitely in some kind of period of re-adjustment….trying to find her place amongst the Gagas….tapping into some Island flavor to give her some edge, despite denouncing her Island flavor when leaving to make it in America….but earlier this weekend she was lap dancing some women and didn’t even ask her name…and now she’s in some string bikini on stage showing off her thickness…it’s like it’s become the Rihanna back alley stripclub song and dance show…and I’m into it…even though I hate her.


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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

06

Jun

Carmen Electra’s Old Weathered Tits Can’t Hide Her Gunt of the Day

There comes a time in every woman’s life where she gets old and grows herself a muff gut….Even for bitches who have relied on their looks and luckily it worked out for them….You know just nothing she can do to deflate that fat above her uterus…sit ups won’t work, bigger fake tits won’t work, nothing will work…but to accept the natural process of man…and stop wearing tight fucking clothes…End of an era maybe, but I’m pretty sure she’s still a fucking a slut…

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2011

06

Jun

Some Soccer Ball Slut in a Bikini of the Day

If I was a professional soccer player, I’d be fucking hotter pussy than this. Hell I’m a shitty obese blogger with no money and I fuck hotter pussy than this. I was just in the park and there was a new mother breast feeding her baby and she was better pussy than this. It’s like this soccer ball slut got the ring on her figure and figured “Set for life, give up on everything else, cuz I can”….and here is the product of that shitty attitude…a shitty body…in a bikini and a sucker who cheats on her whenever he hits away games…or at least should cuz she’s been nothing but a disappointment…

Posted in:Diego Boneta

2011

06

Jun

Heather Graham’s Legs Aren’t Dead of the DAy

I’ve always like looking at Heather Graham both naked, clothed, or in a bikini….There’s just something that happened in the late 90s I call Boogie Nights, where her willingness to play a strung out, full-bushed, pornstar during the 70, great tits and all, spoke to me….and she’s managed to maintain…which is a lot better than the strung out sex workers I know…but maybe cuz they never went Hollywood, they stuck to their craft and didn’t divert off course…

Here’s some Heather Graham leg…

Posted in:Heather Graham

2011

06

Jun

Meagan Good Still in See Through Pants of the Day

So Meagan Good is some useless token black trash needed for black programming the corporations are forced to produce…

She’s been wearing the same see through pants on purpose the last week, and I’ve been writing about it, cuz I like see through pants, even though I don’t know who the bitch in the see through pants is.

Now she’s gone so far as to write like an illiterate piece of trash from the projects, for us to “Mind Our Own Business” even though she’s wearing see through pants and writing us notes begging us to talk about her…

Annoying. Obnoxious. She sure put us in our place now – send her back to where she came from…

Posted in:Meagan Good

2011

06

Jun

Adrienne Curry Tweets Her Fake Single Tits of the Day

So Adrienne Curry hates me. She went out of her way to tell me off on Twitter once for calling her out for being the garbage human that she is….and now she’s single…which is what happens when a bitch marries a motherfucker for the sake of continuing a reality career that eventually died and forced her to stick with him cuz it paid the bills when nothing else was….but thanks to twitter has now been revived letting her blossom as an independent woman so long as she posts tit pics…

I don’t know she’s garbage there’s no excuse for me posting or promoting her…

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Posted in:Adrienne Curry

2011

06

Jun

Dad Drops Daughter at Dodgers Game of the Day

How the fuck did I miss this story…I know…it’s cuz I don’t watch the news or read other websites…but maybe I should…except for the whole not working in an office, wasting away everyday, looking for something to distract me from the hell I live, I just accept the hell I live, and don’t rent my time out to some unappreciative cock, so when I get bored I drink, or go to the park to watch fat chicks eating lunch and tanning in their bikinis, cuz they’re better to stare at than my wife….

But this is a clip of some dad choosing a ball over his daughter, cuz I guess a ball doesn’t talk back, makes for more interesting stories and doesn’t force you to work night and day for their shitty clothes, Justin Bieber tickets and food….

This dad is a hero, he chose freedom…next time he may want to try aiming a little more forward if he really wants to commit to this whole shitty dad thing…

Speaking of shitty parents, I was just in a park and some chick was taking extreme close-up dick pics of her baby. I shoulda called the cops…but for some reason, I was the only one weirded out by the whole thing….


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Posted in:viral

2011

06

Jun

Liv Tyler Models Lingerie of the Day

You know how it is when your dad denies being your dad all your life and eventually he is forced to accept responsibility….and in doing that he gives you a few acting gigs, calls on a few favors to a few friends cuz he’s a massive playing in the Entertainment industry, hoping the whole neglecting her her whole life blows over and his guilty conscious disappears, allowing him to go on with life with his other illegit kids…but I guess daddy issues don’t die easy cuz bitch at 40, with a family of her own and a lot of money to pay for therapists, is still doing the whole fucking cry for attention cuz daddy doesn’ love me by releasing nudes or semi-nudes cuz maybe some dude will….unless this is strictly a career move, like how her groupie mom got knocked up by a celebrity like some groupie trash looking for a paycheck….

Amazing.

Posted in:Liv Tyler

2011

06

Jun

Hannah Holman Showing Nipple for Fashion of the Day

I’ve posted on Hannah Holman before …I wrote how she’s showing her nipple for fashion to get ahead in the fashion world cuz so many girls are competing to be in the same photoshoots cuz all these bitches think they are hotter than they are….

Luckily, someone was there to put me in my place….

Hey Asshole.

This girl is not a low-level model, and nothing she’s doing in this shoot is an attempt to get ahead, as she’s already making it big. She’s well known and respected in the fashion industry. She’s smart, sweet, making big bucks, and obviously has more class than you. It’s embarrassing for you that you have nothing better to do than trash a twenty-year-old girl whom you know nothing about.

You should do your homework before you spout shit like this out of your mouth pervert.

Thanks Steven….here are some recent pics from Metal #24 of Hannah Holman whoring herself for a photographer to stand out amongst all the other models also willing to whore out in front of a camera to get work as legit models….like the base level stripper sluts they’ve become…cuz working at Walmart or as a waitress fucking sucks….

Good times…..on a sidenote I used to go to school with a retarded kid…they had the same facial structure…I’m sure it’s not related…but it is weirding me out….

Posted in:Hannah Holman

2011

06

Jun

Backdoor To Chyna Clip of the Day

Now here’s a dick clit we haven’t seen in a long fucking time….

This is one of those what happens when you were a celebrity wrestling bitch who needs money and attention because she’s fell off the map for the last decade or what seems like a decade…

She’s older, wiser, and willing to accept that she needs to fuck on camera to make a living, I mean she didn’t buy those fake tits for nothing…

She’s hard faced, looks like a dude, but it seems like her dick clit has been scaled back. It’s nice to know that our mocking and laughing at her paid off for some plastic surgereon…

I never thought watching wrestling was a very heteo activity and I never got why people thought Chyna had sex appeal, but I guess it was one of those closet case tranny porn does really well situations…

She’s back in porn, this may be disgusting to some and amazing to others, to me it is a nice balance of both…Gender bending isn’t my thing but comebacks from nowhere via porno tapes she’s willing to do and not staging as a leaked bullshit tape are and that for me is evolution of a woman…or whatever she may be…

This tape is gonna be HUGE….on all fronts…


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Posted in:Chyna

2011

06

Jun

Richard Kern’s Panty Fetish Video of the Day

I generally avoid Richard Kern, because he works for VICE and VICE owes me 1000 dollars and never paid back when they had no idea how to make a website, relied heavily on their forum and needed me to drive traffic to them….ignoring my invoices like the useless 40 year old MTV Hipsters cashing out they are – FUCK THEM.

Recently, Richard Kern, the VICE photographer who takes erotic pics of young looking girls like he was American Apparel was in MONTREAL, the city I live in, and his press people hit me up, only to not invite me to his shitty shoot, where I just wanted to see young whores get naked….in fact they told me I wasn’t welcome, but that they really wanted me to promote it anyway….Fuck them.

But when I saw this video, I had no choice but to post it, panty in face is a simple yet genius concept. Lookin’ good.

Posted in:Amateur Erotica|Richard Kern

2011

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dumps of the Day

It’s not really the morning anymore, but it is in the West Coast and Hawaii…So let’s just run these for those motherfucker….It’s the shit going on the internet that I normally don’t get around to because I’m too hungover and making love to my toilet in a non sexual way….but for some reason today’s hangover wasn’t that bad….and I got up early, even though I was knee deep in tequila and inuit prostitutes with disgusting bruising on their arms…I make no sense to me.

Motor Cycle Stunt Backfires – VIDEO
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Celeb Birthday
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Free Cam Shows Because It’s Monday and We All Need a Pick Me Up
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The 15 Sexiest Celebrity Geeks
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Justine Timmberlake Got to Palm Mila Kinus’s Tits on TV amd I’m Jealous
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Hot Teen With a Dildo
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A Bunch of Stunts That Will Make You Say Holy Shit and Some of Which Are Probably Fake But Whatever
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Check Out Kristina James
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Web Sluts You Know Will Do The Job Right
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Posted in:MHD

2011

06

Jun

Lacey Banghard Topless in M Magazine June 2011 Like a Slut of the Day

I’ve never heard of Lacey Banghard, but apparently she’s some Page 3 Idol winner in the UK, working her way to the top of the Glamor model world….

She’s in line to be the next Katie Price and so many other busty, trashy, trailer park, molested as a child bitches who got topless to make more money than stripping locally…making her just another one of the sluts…

It’s a business that goes strong, probably because the UK is filled with industrial revolution spillover, you know men who work factories and machines, who chimney sweep and spend their days oil covered in need of their own “office” decor that comes in the form of a cheesy bitch with huge tits in Calendar.

She even named herself Banghard as a stagename and with a name like Banghard, it’s safe to say what kind of girl she is…one who seeks attention and is willing to get naked for it.

In other words, the best kind of girl. Daddy issues all over my dick and positive reaffirmations that she got addicted to and that gave her the confidence to show off her tits to get more attention as all girls should….

You know she’s subliminally making us think she actually bangs hard, when girls like this just don’t know how to fuck, they are too into themselves and putting on the show to suck fucking dick like they are supposed to…It’s a fact.

The bitches who strip and strive for attention just don’t fuck like a fat girl who thinks she sucks does…She has this false sense of importance…and she was in M Magazine Denmark this month….Goin’ to the Top….when she should really just work the tip.

She’s not a slut…she’s hiding her pussy! That’s how you differentiate the wholesome ones…

Posted in:Lacey Banghard