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2011

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Years ago, I used to get amazing shit mailed to me. I guess I was one of the only people doing this, people were more eager to participate, I wasn’t boring and stale ad pretty much just creepy as fuck, or maybe people just don’t mail things in anymore….but I would get dirty panties, but more disgusting to people who don’t appreciate a stranger’s pussy juice, I got a used vibrator, that was broken, but covered in pussy crust…I wish we could bring those days back, I can’t even get a girl to send me a nude pic, so instead, I just bring the stepLINKS

Jennifer Aniston’s Breasts Look Pregnant
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Lookin Good Sweetheart. Which One? You Decide
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Free Cam Shows, Nuff Said
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How Does the CIA Use SOcial Media?
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Terry Richardson Does Dakota and Elle Fanning – Just Not Slutty ENough for my Sister Fetish
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Some Bitches at some Red Carpet for Immortals
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Crazy Brazilian Police Stopping a Drug Trafficker Insanity….Out of a Movie
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Pretty Impressive Photoshop Skills, I Gotta Say
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Rali is One Hot Blonde
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23 Misheard Lyrics That Expose the Listener As a Complete Moron
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Khloe Karsashian is the Only Kardashian With a Sense of Humor
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Kristin Cavallari Hot Legs
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Live Cam Shows, Check It Out
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Girls Were Sexier In the 80’s and 90’s, I swear
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Christmas Comes Early
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The Most Muscular Hotties in Sport
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Bar Refaeli and Katy Perry Panty Peeks at the MTV EMA
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Weird Chinese CHoir Singing Gaga
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PRINCESS CAGE MATCH
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Butt Glitter And Rhinestone Dust All In Your Eyes Really Is The Only Way to Describe This
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Art Made With Food
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Kate Holmes is Looking Hot Again, Finally
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Rihanna’s Personal Vacation Pics
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Did Elle Macpherson Get implants?
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Japanese WTF Flame Thrower is…WTF – VIDEO
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CAT FIGHT!!!! Literally – VIDEO
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Who Are You? 10 Rappers With Alter-Egos
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Riley Reid Gets Nasty on VIDEO
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Veronica and Gemma Get It On
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Visual Phone Sex – GALLERY
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Zooey Deschanel is Such a Fucking Hipster
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Casey is Masterbating Outdoors
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Doutzen Kroes – Madame Figaro Magazine
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I Love Me a Hot Red Head
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Ladies Who Attended TV Guide Magazine’s Annual Hot List Party
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Jennifer Love Brings the Bandage Dress
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Ughhhh When Will Lady Gaga Go the Fuck Away?
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Gotta Love a Hot Bitch Battle
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9 Historical Figures That Could Be Bond Villains
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Brett Ratner is a Liar
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Gotta Love Some Good Old Fashioned Curves
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Coco’s Retarded Ass in a Skirt
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Creepy Photoshop Skills…..
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Rihanna Gets Her Tit Grabbed By Some Chick
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Ashley Tisdale Makes A Strong Case For Photoshop
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Olivia Wild – I see Nipple
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Josie Goldberg Naked Snatch And Bikini Wedgie
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Jennifer Lopez Doesn’t Look Happy, But Her Slutty Legs Make Me Happy. So Who Cares.
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Beatbox Dubstep
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Handstand Peeing Dog
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Amazing Porn to Get Off To – smutMEET
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Naked Chicks in the Kitchen
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It’s Two Girl Tuesday
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When Porn Lies – Romance and Feelings Edition
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Jodie Gasson Showing Off her Tits
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Model Rosie Jones Almost Topless on the Beach
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A Whole Lot of Josie Goldberg in a Bikini For the Weirdos…
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Erin Heatherton for Victoria’s Secret all Big TItties
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Some Bitch Named Kelly Kim for Maxim
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

08

Nov

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos-Fat-Kid-from-Stand-By-Me’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

I have fond memories when Rebecca Romijn was the big question mark on John Stamos’ arm…reminding us that if you were ever on TV, marketed as a heart throb alongside the Olsen Twins and that crack head Josie Tweedin and Kurt Cameron’s bible fucking sister…hot bitches who had a crush you still groupie out on you…until meeting the fat kid from Stand By Me….and throwing Stamos out the window…only to get knocked up by the motherfucker…then bouncing back to this…..tight fucking fantastic fucking body I like looking at it….almost as much as I did in 1991 when she first started as an SI Model and Victoria’s Secret Angel thanks to her big tits at 19….even though it is 2011 and she’s 39 year old mother…wearing it well…

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Posted in:Rebecca Romijn

2011

08

Nov

Eva Amurri’s Big Tits in a Bikini from Twitter of the Day

You know what I like about Eva Amurri ….That she gets naked in movies….or TV shows…or really whenever people are willing to pay her to help launch her career and separate herself from her famous parents….

She was SKINNY DIPPING IN CALIFORNICATION , she was TOPLESS AND STRIPPING ON CALIFORNICATION and TOPLESS AND STAGE HUMPING ON CALIFORNICATION …But more importantly she’s busty…..and that busty is natural…but even more importantly, her moms is rich, she could easily, easily live off her trust fund, or use her mom’s money to get educated to become a doctor or scientist who cures cancer…but instead she chooses to get naked on TV….amazing….

Here are some of her twitter pics, blurry sure, expect more out of someone like this, definitely, but I’m willing to enjoy what we get…cuz there’s more of her toplessness coming – I feel it in my groin….but that could just be a prostate issue.

Posted in:Eva Amurri

2011

08

Nov

Some Bitches at the Glamor Awards of the Day

Every day there are events that I am not invited to…I’m talking around the globe, events I am left out of, because either people don’t know me, or don’t want me, or forget to include me….From birthday parties, to club nights, to even meetings at the bowling alleys…..and the neglect or rejection reminds me of high school and would hurt me if I actually cared to go…I don’t need your stupid parties…especially not celebrity events…cuz free drink and free food with famous twats hasn’t got shit on couch sitting……and here are some pics of the sluts at the Glamour Gala event I wasn’t invited to…

Beverly Johnson and her See Through Shirt…..she’s the first black model to ever be on the cover of American Vogue back in 1974, a 60 year old revolutionary showing off her nipples works for me…

Alba in what I thought was some latex fetish suit – you know like a little catholic or AMISH or Mormon orhan you can wipe the cum off role play suit – but turned out to be some sequined shit you’d expect to see on a Golden Girl in 89….proving yet again that starting a family makes a bitch really suck….

J.Lo and her Leg trying to be sexy, forgetting she never was sexy….

That dude from Glee

How about some Blondie Deborah Harry turned Whitie……for no reason than to post a bad joke…

Chelsea Handler in Some Cat Suit…that hugged her vagina and tits like the whore that she is…..or that she was to get to where she is.

Posted in:Beverly Johnson|Debbie Harry|J.Lo|Jessica Alba|Lea Michele

2011

08

Nov

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

I have decided to watch this Hilary Duff Uterus Stuff with erection in hand until the baby crawls out of her…because the idea of her having unprotected sex and that unprotected sex growing into new life to add to her already fairy tail billionaire life….turns me on…only because she’s always wearing tight pants, her tits are swelling, her ass is rounder, and her shoulders look less like a dude at hockey pracitice, and more like a fucking woman….I write her on TWITTER and she ignores me….but that doesn’t make me ignore the fact that I’d love to crawl inside her and hang out in her uterus with my tongue….here are some pics of her doing nothing particularly special…unless you’re like me and the broadcasting of being a slut who takes it raw and likes being cummed inside is something special..

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

08

Nov

Coco Does Lunch with her Dog of the Day

I don’t think anyone needs further proof that Coco is not hot…but for some reason…I call getting naked, slutting out, making a joke of herself like a circus clown with a circus body shape….is interesting to us….but looking at her clothed is like when the lights at the strip club turn on, when the black light of half nakedness can’t hide the true haggard nature of what you just paid good money to….and even cleavage can’t carry this outfit into a place of sex appeal….it just further reminds us that she’s not all that, she’s dumpy, she short, she’s trashy, she’s weird looking, and to let the black celebrity with a weird stripper fetish keep her…ideally for himself because I am as tired of her as her poor dog I am sure she makes lick peanut butter off her twat…cuz she’s just that kind of girl….

That said….Here’s an Ice T and Eazy E battle – Cuz Eazy E died of AIDS and that may explain why Ice Likes this tranny looking bitch….memories of gay in the 90s….

Posted in:Coco

2011

08

Nov

Kristin Cavallari Showing Off Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of everything good that could possibly work out for Kristin Cavallari…you know go right for her…. ike the wind blowing up her little skirt like she hoped it would when she weared her skirt… to give her a second wind…another reason for people to write about her, a panty flash that carries her for another month of semi irrelevance…as she fades into obscurity……

Maybe it feels like she’s had her moment of glory that is totally undeserved….that she scammed us….that this fame no matter how low level from doing nothing and the money in her bank from it was enough….I mean if you consider being on the worst show on TV nothing…which I don’t…I consider it a real something…a something that needs to be punished for the pollution it caused in our lives….

But unfortunately, I like her legs and more importantly, have no authority to punish her, so I’ll just post the pics.

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2011

08

Nov

Natalie Portman Jogging Mom of the Day

Here are some pictures of Natalie Portman and her gay Ballerina husband / baby daddy who got her pregnant, because like all the gay dudes I know, knows that being a Ballerina doesn’t pay the bills, unless working the stripclub, and that if it means sticking it to gay friendly celebrity pussy in a way that makes it stick, the good life is ahead of him…all luxury apartment, designer clothes and the good life, where he can sneak gay sex behind her back while she saves face to the media….I mean her pussy is likely better than that anal wart filled anus he encountered one night at a gay sauna on too many poppers….I mean assuming all Ballerina’s are gay obviously….

They are jogging off the baby fat, cuz no one likes fat chicks, especiallly in Hollywood, except the director of Precious, or maybe Roseanne, Rosie and Oprah…. but you get what I’m saying and that is that these pics would be hotter if it was more naked and more of a sex scene…that’s the element of relationships I like best.

Posted in:Natalie Portman

2011

08

Nov

Olivia Wilde in Her Period Clothes of the Day

I made a joke about periods on TWITTER telling girls who follow me that I am starting a laundry service that exclusively deals in period stained panties….with no guarantee they’ll ever be returned, but much more rewarding than throwing them out….4 girls requested my address…

That said, periods are no joke, I mean they bring joy when you fuck a girl unprotected and find out she’s not pregnant, they bring more joy when the girl who has it feels shitty about not being able to fuck so she uses her mouth or ass, they bring less joy when the girl is complaining and even less joy when she insists on you fucking her, getting period everywhere, and even less joy when you see the bloated bitch out in public wearing comfortable clothes, cuz her tight hot shit makes her uterus hurt…not that I hate period…I mean hardly remember them…my wife is all fat and in menopause / slowly turning into a man….

So here is Olivia Wilde better knows as Olivia Cockburn….but COCK BURN wasn’t as marketable as channeling Oscar Wilde’s name to seem educated, or classy, or historic, or whatever she did in stealing his name for her shitty acting career….showing off her shitty ass…that may not be having its period, but that might as well should be.

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2011

08

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….because drunkenstepfather.com is the premiere place for people to catch up on world affairs, but we’re just misunderstood since we is just me and I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing…however….I play web start-up media company like small scale Fox everyday for the last 8 years….It’s less interesting a role playing game than the one where we pretended I was a bad teacher but it’s what I do anyway….now catch up on the news…down with newspapers….

Penn State Football Coach In Sex Scandal
Former Penn State University defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky is being accused of multiple assaults of underage boys. Officials are also looking into a possible coverup.

Woman: Herman Cain reached for her genitals
NEW YORK — A woman says Republican presidential contender Herman Cain reached under her skirt for her genitals and pushed her head toward his crotch in July 1997.

Surveillance video shows knife fight in Boston
Prosecutors say a Roxbury teenager, who allegedly stabbed a stranger on an MBTA bus last year, should spend the next decade behind bars.

VIDEO: Deer Crashes Through Window at Georgia Bar

Dallas DART Bus Drivers Allegedly Abused Disabled Woman
Two Dallas Area Rapid Transit drivers trusted to transport those who can’t take care of themselves have been accused of taking advantage of a mentally disabled woman.

CPS Removes Baby from ‘Occupy’ Dallas Camp
Child Protective Services workers showed up at the Occupy Dallas camp Thursday to question a family about living in a tent with a 9-month-old baby.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

08

Nov

Tila Tequila Lives and Boxes of the Day

What better way to honor Smokin’ Joe Frasier than to post this video of Tila Tequila, who I was sure was dead, mainly because no one gives a fuck about her, to the point where only a couple hundred people watcher her strip on webcam during a live show what must be a year ago….because she got weird in her publicity stunts, from dating some dead heiress, to faking some sadness to continually being annoying on twitter, but then the people turned off her volume button, and it was nice as someone who hates her….

So bottom feeder who should have NEVER been famous, but who was in the right place at the right time of the internet, when mainstream didn’t know how to move into internet, so they hired internet stars, even though all her friends were fake, on myspace and pushed the shit….turning her into this little playboy monster I met…

ANyway, she boxed Cami Parker….and this is the annoying video some annoying people put together because it is all I could find…since you guessed it, no one cares about Tila..

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2011

08

Nov

Courtney Stodden Proving Her Tits are Real of the Day

This is some stupid shit….some really fucking stupid shit…

I don’t know, maybe I’m a little sensitive about this shit, but I take serious fucking offense to the fact that Courtney Stodden is on Dr Drew’s TV show to begin with, and I take more offense that all these people are getting paid big money, to actually make shit like this happen…..and air her proving her tits being real on TV…..and I take even more offense to think that the public buys into this shit, otherwise it wouldn’t be on TV being exploited by Dr. Drew…..and I take even more offense to her real shitty stripper face….pretending to be 17 years old, pulling every trick she can think of, who I think was last 17 in 1997 and who I think may still have implants, or it could just be a push up bra, but it is something that didn’t need to be proved, because really…. who the fuck is this bitch…she doesn’t matter….

Some real stupid shit…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2011

08

Nov

Anastasia Brings the Model Titties for Fashion of the Day

I don’t know what Gravure is. I don’t know who Diego Ucitel is. I just know that it’s got something to do with fashion, probably a fashion magazine and a fashion photographer….and where there is fashion, there is luxury advertiser supported, I’m talking private jet level of luxury advertiser supported, fashion porn….

By fashion porn I mean models, like this one Anastasia, getting paid to get naked in pictures, all skinny and lovely, because it’s not actual porn, but art….or whatever the fuck this high concept shit is….and luckily for me, I consider anything you can jerk off to porn, even that bag full of deli meat if you’re looking at it from the proper angle….especially when it is hot, overpaid, tryign to get famous, immigrant, skinny, naked model set in fancy places…..

So here is some skinny nudity for fashion how I like it…

Posted in:Anastasia

2011

08

Nov

Rihanna’s Vacation Pictures on Facebook of the DAy

Rihanna’s been rocking social networking along with every motherfucker, because they know that it makes the paparazzi and the press pretty fucking obsolete, so they hire teams of experts, and in Rihanna’s uneducated case, hire someone to write in broken english, cuz she’s illiterate, not that it matters….

What matters is that one of her people put up a bunch of her vacation pictures, cuz her life is a fucking vacation pictures of her, they tried to make me like her page, but I’ll have nothing to do with that, I’ll just sneak around and steal the slutty, but not slutty enough pics…..I want porn fuck…she is an island girl who made it….that is rumored to have started as a teenage hooker, but who knows, I’ll just look at the pics…

The album was called “Ball So Hard VACA”….classy use of the people’s money….Trash…

Kinda hot…especially the see through pic with nipple ring….Good girl…sexing it up…for 46,000,0000 people on facebook….and making millions doing it….Genius…an inspiration to girls everywhere…

Thanks for Sharing Rihanna, I want to be friends with her. I’ve decided.

My friend posted a few more of the pics –

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

08

Nov

Top Vagina Puppetry Fetish Video of the Day

Vagina puppetry is an ongoing joke that’s been happening since I was a teenager and I first fucked a bitch, used to have conversations with her pussy, where she’d make the pussy lips act like a mouth, and we had a great old time, that lead to me always trying to bring the vagina puppetry, from asking girls to send me vidos of their pussies talking to, making vagina puppets, if you search it on the site, I’ve porobably mentioned it a lot….So you can imagine how happy I was when this video was sent in….it touched everything I always wanted…..

There is only one top vagina puppetry video from youtube, because after seeing this one, I realized there is no competition….

It was on YOUTUBE yesterday but got pulled after 400,000 views and a week of being on YOUTUBE…..

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