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2012

25

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in Photoshopped Lingerie Pics of the Day

Based on how boring these pics are of a girl who is as willing to get naked or half naked for modeling….as she is for black DJs she lets cum inside her to make babies….I can only assume they are for Victoria’s Secret, where nipples and sheer panties are not Christian enough for their bottom line sales, because nipples and sheer panties are for harlots and heathens….

Boring because they are catalog shots and haven’t been modernized since the 80s, I guess if you make a billion dollars and have a brand bigger than Christ, you don’t bother fucking with that….but the whole thing annoys me…as much as half naked model can be….

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2012

25

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt Suntans Like a Proper Whore of the Day


Victoria Silvstedt is a hooker…who I am sure prefers to be called a high class escort…because there’s a different between a hooker and a high class escort who lives a fancy and decadent life cuz her only client is a billionaire midget who finances her life of luxury….and all she has to do is stay fit…which she does a pretty good job of considering she’s pushing 40….

Now I can’t hate an opportunist slut who landed a married rich man and got him to hire her, because she was a Playboy model years ago, and really what else was she to do….sure it is trashy, but at least she’s being trashy on yachts and not in the back of a truck in a strip club parking lot…

I can hate her for trying to sue me at least once for posting pics of her midget billionaire, cuz that’s just mean spirited when all I’m trying to do is give her some publicity….but showcasing her skills….where I’m from that usually warrants a percentage of her revenue….

Who cares, these are awesome pics of her tanning, and I generally don’t endorse half naked old ladies…


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2012

25

Jul

Audrina Patridge Bikinis at Trashy Casinos for Money of the Day

Audrina Patridge is still at it…take that haters who thought her stint on The Hills was all she was good for….you know those of us who thought she was just a half retarded chick with implants her dad bought her cuz he had no hope for her to achieve anything beyond stripping….well guess what…she’s booking really prestigious jobs…like running pool parties in her bikini at Foxwood’s Casino…rocking Indian reserves harder than a bootleg cigarette vendor shack…it’s the fucking Vegas of the the North East that trashy fat old couples go to cuz they can’t afford vegas….haters….you just have no idea what’s up…or what making career moves is all about….this is not prostituting yourself for a dollar…you’re just a bunch of haters…now look at her fake tits…they are all that matters.


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2012

25

Jul

Keeley Hazell in FHM JULY 2012 Outtakes of the Day

Keeley Hazell is in FHM’s July 2012 issue like it was 2006, because that’s when she first hit the topless modeling scene….even though like all good girls she was ready to model topless at 16 because she knew she had rockin’ huge tits and a fit body and that that was her meal ticket…until 2009 when she decided to step back from modeling, because she thought she was more than just tits, only to return to modeling in July 2012, as FHM’s cover girl, cuz those 3 years of pursuing acting was a massive fucking fail…cuz when you got tits like this, it’s all that really matters about you…..it is your only skill set, work it…

Here are some of the outtakes to celebrate her big titty return…

Posted in:Keeley Hazell

2012

25

Jul

Miley Cyrus Turning me On With Instagram of the Day

I am not sure if this is Miley Cyrus, she’s gone blonde and is blocking out her inbred looking muppet head with a magazine, but in keeping up with my creeper status, I am pretty sure it is her, because she was wearing these shorts the other day , unless her friend and her would share short, as I’ve heard girls do with underwear and bikini bottoms for my masturbation pleasure and for their increased chances of a yeast infection, not that I actually care about Miley Cyrus’ shorts, I just saw the pics on the internet, and I’m not proud that I know these things instinctively, or that this is my life or that I waste my brain with it, because ultimately, I really don’t care, but it is what it is, and I’ll run with it…..like Miley ran with this vintage Dolly Parton Playboy rocking as awesome crotch shot next to Lil Kim slutting out poster….and it is fucking hot…reminding us that whether this is Miley or not, instagram is amazing…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

25

Jul

Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Bra for the Second Day in a Row (really?) of the Day

This video is hysterical. Who fucking cares bro. The fact that this is an actual video that was edited together in efforts of being a news story, even if it probably took all of 7 minutes to do, is just another example of how low fucking quality most of the paparazzi is, just trying to get hits any way they can, making stories out of nothing, because if you leave your house and hang out where 20 year olds go, you will see that every bitch shows her fucking bra, everyday, it is the fashions of the time….but putting it together on this Sex Offenders birthday, is so absurd and ridiculous that I had no choice but to jump on board and laugh at it while posting it….

A bra flash isn’t a sex tape…but I wish it was.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

25

Jul

Mischa Barton Ass Flash of the Day

Mischa Barton may barely exist as a person, but the amazing thing about her is not so much that her slim-fat aka sloppy but not offensively fat, body had a career for a minute and people actual confused her for being hot….it is that she hasn’t died of a drug overdose in her damaged girl rampage that came after The OC and before this ass flash in St Tropez….There was a solid few years where she looked unshowered and ready to throw in the fucking towel on life…but she pulled through as best as she could…even if it wasn’t from getting acting work…but was instead of her showing her otherwise cellulite ridden ass cuz she’s just that kind of girl ass for the paparazzi…in a fuck you paparazzi I can endorse….but that could be cuz some of my favorite memories involve being mooned by girls….usually for 10 dollars a song…but it counts….

Either way, here’s Mischa staying relevant, one ass cheek that is possibly pantyless at a time.


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2012

25

Jul

Jessica Clark Naked in True Blood of the Day

Jessica Clark is some openly lesbian dyke who is so lesbian that she is married to another lesbian that isn’t even Ellen so it isn’t for a social climb, but instead for a hatred of cock and a love for eating pussy, because either she was raped, molested as a child or has some kind of hormonal imbalance, since genetically, it makes no sense for a woman to not like cock, it’s against the natural process of their vaginas…

What is also against the natural process of a vagina, is whatever the fuck True Blood made Jessica Clark attach to her lesbian, possible but unlikely, virgin vagina to make her look like she’s naked, but instead makes her look like someone glued some weirdness on her twat….

But she’s naked on TV and that’s the real progress in what she does….the dick hating lesbian shit is just annoying.

Posted in:Jessica Clark|NSFW

2012

25

Jul

Dree Hemingway’s Nipple for Interview Magazine of the Day

Dree Hemingway is a product of nepotism, but then again so is pretty much anyone who is rich in America…if it isn’t who your grandfather or great grandfather is….and who everyone inter-married in the upper crust of society each generation in between, then it is who’s dick you sucked….and often times these rich society blue blooded American royalty are so broken that it is a solid mix of both….and I know rich girls getting naked for attention and money they don’t need….is rich girls only doing it for attention….trying to make herself relevant onee nipple flash at a time…and that in and of itself…make this otherwise barely attractive girl a model I don’t mind lookin’ at…there’s so much depth to her issues….but then again it is just a nipple…no big deal.

Posted in:Dree Hemingway|NSFW

2012

25

Jul

Kristen Stewart is Cheating Trash who Fucks Her Director of the Day

These people are actors and thus you shouldn’t care about their lives. They are just pawns who get paid a lot of money from executives to play out storie that our pathetic lives can relate to….but people always carry it over to the person behind the character they like on TV or in the movie, and instead of relating to a broken down stripper than character plays, they start relating to the broken down actor who was probably molested by her father but more importantly probably sucked a lot of dick to get to the height of fame she is at, with her questionable looks and talent.

The reality is that there are billions of dollars at stake in every movie she does, the Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart relationship….contrived to make Twilight more believable…fake couples happen….it was up on some Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, pretty much every celebrity relationship level of authenticity and anyone who thinks otherwise is just drinking the fucking marketing Kool Aid….and is a depressiing fucking loser.

Even these picture are probably to sell tickets to Snow White, or whatever the movie they met on, and the truth is unless it is an actual sex tape, who fucking cares what is being put in her vagina, who fucking cares about scandals involving these people, real or fake…who cares about Kristen Stewart and her ugly fucking face….oh right….72 percent of AMerica.

What a fucking joke. This is probably more important and a bigger conversation today than any other subject…this is the story of the day…Kristen Steward cheated on Robert Pattison even though we have no idea what the dynamic of her relationship with Robert Pattison or this Director of one of her movies is….especially since they are all fucking actors trying to get people into the movies…. and caring about such nonsesne fucking depresses me. We are all fucking doomed….

Remember everyone….people fuck or at least try to….everyday….only to be rejected by all the hot ones and forced to marry an obese one so that I am never alone….and now have to pay for sex that gets me off….at least some people…

Update – She released this statement in typical damage control publicity stunting bullshit girl style

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

And I laughed….cuz obviously there are so many people behind this lie….including Rob Pattison…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2012

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I accidentally walk into a bar last night and Danny Masterson, also known as the poor man’s Ashton Kutcher, from that 70s show, who stopped acting to become some coke head hipster DJ, and the whole scene reminded me why I hate even the lowest level celebrity….because they act like fucking rockstars but more importantly, people treat them like rockstars…especially girls and now that I think of it, it may be annoying and even embarassing to watch, but it is probbably not that bad to live….even if you do it all homo like Danny Masterson….because the tits, cocaine and drinks are free are endless…..

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Kid Shreds On The Accordion – VIDEO
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Hottest Female Olympians Ever
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Okay, So Maybe He’s Not an Asshole: Christian Bale Visits The Victims Of The Aurora Shooting
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Jackass is Apparently a Bit Soft – VIDEO
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Sarah Palin’s Porn Double Will Be At The Republican National Convention
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Free Cam Shows Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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And She’s Getting Fisted (NSFW)
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Lessons in Greeting Card Pranking
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I’d Like to Be All Over Donna
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

25

Jul

Rhianna’s Hot One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Despite how much I hate Rihanna, her music and everything she stands for…there’s something about Rihanna that I find pretty fucking hot….I think that something is that she is rumored to have started her career as a teen prostitute, work ethic and drive coupled with sexual dysfunction I can appreciate….not that I like teen prostitutes, it is just that I like adults who I meet who were teen prostitutes, especially when they are million dollar pop stars….

She’s got this shitty cunty attitude and she offends everyone that I know who have met her with her abrasiveness and ego…they all say she deserved to get beat by her man Chris Brown, but they it probably wasn’t him, but her just beating herself and blaming him for it, cuz she’s that kind of bitch….

But she produces some pretty sleazy pics, for no reason other than attention, and that makes it all ok….even when wearing a one piece, she makes it sleazy when she doesn’t even have to…and that is pretty fucking good.


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2012

25

Jul

AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup in Bikini of the Day

It amazes me that 90210 the Next Generation….one of the fucking worst ideas in TV history….you know bringing back shit from the 90s and re-making it into a pile of shit that has a cast that is equally shitty…who I assume barely get paid but who are just happy to be on TV cuz it allows them to feel important, cut lines at the clubs, in more ways than one, and the whole thing is only worth noticing when they have a beach scene, which should be every episode, cuz whether I think AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup are hot, relevant, talented, interesting or not, I’ll still check them out half naked…I’m just that kind of guy.


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Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Jessica Lowndes|Jessica Stroup

2012

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a feeling the internet is here to stay, it isn’t going anywhere, but I am….not very fast…and I don’t mean that in a see you at the top kind of way…but more in a see you at the bar puking on myself kinda way….preferably a bar with no wifi….but with very disgusting girls to so we can demoralize ourselves together…as trying to figure out what our lives have become…I’ll let you know how it goes…I’d take pics but I fucking suck at instagram….

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Sarah Palin Pornstar Will Be at the Republican National Convention
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Jesse Metcalfe’s Fiance is Worth Fucking Hard and Fast So You Don’t Ruin her Chances of Riding Him to the Top Like the Whore that She Is….
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Hottest Girls Gone Wild Girl Ever
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Red Neck Dubstep is Some Dumb Shit
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Mila Kunis Sluts Out for Elle
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30 Hottest Athletes from 30 Countries!
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Sherman Helmsley Has Passed Away – RIP George Jefferson Motherfucker…
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Airhorn Wake Up Prank – VIDEO
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10 Good Actors Who Died Too Young
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Miley Cyrus Works Her Hooker Costume
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Layla Lynn is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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How About Some Lesbian 3some Action? (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows, Check Them Out (NSFW)
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Dina Lohan is a Cougar Slut and I Love It
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20 Hottest Photos of Jessica Biel (Vol 2)
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Drunk Girls Get Slutty on the Train (NSFW)
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Will Ferrell’s 21 Funniest Sports Moments
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Chrissy Marie in the Kitchen (NSFW)
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Christina Milian Nip Slip and Butt Flash
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Feline Threesome, Wait, What?
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Playmate of the Year Jayne Nicole Cameltoe
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Katie Holmes in Some Magazine Spread
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Bar Refaeli Shows Off Sexy Bikini Bod — Under Water (PHOTOS)
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Alexis Bellino Just Because
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Tara Reid taken to the hospital for ‘food poisoning’ wink wink
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SOME NSFW)
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“The Muppets” Cut Ties With Chick-Fil-A Over Anti-Gay Stance While GOP Leaders Call For “Chick Fil-A Appreciation Day”
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This Slut Gets Down on All Fours (NSFW)
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Rocky and Logan Get Their Lesbian On (NSFW)
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Coco’s Pussy On Display! Hairy Snatch No-Panties Upskirt (NSFW)
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Beyonce is Rockin a Romper
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Ladies Who Attended The Fox All-Star Partys
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Hey There Sexy Web Cam Gal (NSFW)
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YouPorn Offers Fred Willard a Free Computer
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Kim Kardashian is a Hypocrite Whore
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Kim Kardashian is Fat
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Sweet Poolside Camel Toe Thanks To Big Brother
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Rita Ora Big Titties Do Complex
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Imogen Thomas Shows Off Some Crazy Tit
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Air Horn Wake Up Prank
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Kirstie Alley Sued for Being a Pig
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Selma Blair Totally See Through Dress
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Kid Shreds on Accordian
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Can you Believe This Ass Belongs To This Face?
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J.Lo’s Twink Goes into a Peepshow
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Will Ferrell’s 21 Funniest Sports Moments
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Boxer Gets Knocked Out and Keeps Fighting
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Madonna Does Anything to Get Noticed
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Brooke Burke – Hot Bikini Ass
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Paulina Porizkova in her Bikini
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Teresa Palmer in her Bikini
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Kate Walsh in Her Bikini
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Jessica Gomes Bikinis in Miami of the Day
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Nicole Trunfio Also Bikinis in Miami of the Day
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Teresa Palmer in her Bikini in Hawaii of the Day
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Holly Hagan Topless in Nuts
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Katia Ivanova Half Naked
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Rachel McAdams Cleavage on Set
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Selma Blair See Through Dress
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Sofia Vergara’s Hot Ass in Tight Pants
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Amateur Teen Kitten
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Random Porn Videos
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR TIPS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

24

Jul

Pixie Geldof Topless in Ibizia of the Day



I don’t hate the Geldof sisters as much as I used to…mainly because I just don’t care to hate anything…it takes too much work…

They are just harmless rich girls doing their thing and the UK media happens to love following them around….because the UK Media are passionate about their celebrities and their daughters….so passionate that they were paid to kill Princess Diana by the Royal Family……

I don’t find them hot…or deserving of any modeling campaigns they land just because their dad is Bob Geldoff and their mom killed herself in 2000 on her fucking birthday….

If anything I find it obnoxious and taking opportunity away from actual hot girls who need the money and exposure, cuz they don’t have a ridiculous trust fund to finance a ridiculous life like these Geldoff girls….

But I do appreciate any bitch topless on a beach in Europe, even if tits are just tits, and not worth celebrating, especially these fucking tits that need a bit of work, but even if tits are just tits, I still like em….


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