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2011

19

Sep

The Emmy’s Happened of the Day

I went out drinking….but got a call at the end of the Emmy’s from an insane person I know…who wanted to discuss the Emmy’s because in their insanity they felt the whole night was beautiful….so I forced myself to watch the West Coast broadcast…drunk, uninterested, not listening….

Key things that happened was they played LMFAO in the intro segment witht he dyke from GLEE…..they gave The Lonely Planet a chance to do a medley of their shitty internet songs….a midget won an award…and there was a segment about the jersery shore…reminding me that Hollywood isn’t glamor, but trash and trying to be or compete with the internet….The other hightlight was seeing a tiny Paula Abdul next to the dyke from GLEE…and I laughed once at a joke…but don’t remember what it was…but feel it wasn’t due to funny…but more to do with how miserable an experience it was…

I decided to compile some pics of some pussy that was there….because that’s what you all like…

Emily Blunt….no idea who she is….but I know people wanna fuck her…

Katie Holmes….brought to you by the aliens….

Kelly Osbourne…..always disgusting…skinny fat or fat fat….

Nina Dobrev….is lovely Russian bride….

Julia Stiles….because we should let the public remember this random from the late 90s….who wasn’t hot in the late 90s….

That Dude From Glee…in a Dress…

Christina Hendricks and her Fatness that Showed Off her Fat Tits cuz that’s what Fat Chicks Do…

Jane Krakowski’s Lookin’ Real Housewives

Minka Kelly….cuz I have no idea who she is…

Julie Bowen….winner without a nipple slip that should have had a nipple slip…

Gwyneth Paltrow Boring as Shit…and unable to do improv cuz actors are drons…unfortunately…or luckily…the dress isn’t actually see through….depending on how you feel about a naked Gwyneth Paltrow…

Olivia Munn…..Trying….Hard…To Be One of these Hollywood Bitches…But She Never Willl…Cuz She’s a Hack….

Sofia Vergara Alll Womanly…and modest…despite her background…as a whore who whored out to be famous….cuz that’s what happens when you’re an immigrant….

Heidi Klum Not topless…Which is OK…Cuz She Makes for a Sloppy Topless chick…but looks fun in a dress…

Kate Winslet is Big Red….glad she won….cuz she got naked for her role and that deserves recognition….

Evan Rachel Wood….was robbed….cuz she got naked for her role and didn’t get recognition…

No I don’t have pics of the Modern Family 12 year old showing her tits off like she was Sofia Vergara….her TV Mom and idol who taught her at an early age to use her tits to get herself noticed….

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2011

18

Sep

Britney Spears Panty Flash of the Day

I think I’m getting old. I drank my face off on Friday and couldnt get out of bed until this afternoon. It was like something died inside me and that something was my liver…and unlike Britney Spears, who is also getting old, I was unable to bring it like I did in my 20s, back when panty flashes from celebs were semi-exciting, because you knew it wasn’t intentional, or more importantly cuz they weren’t wearing underwear….and it’s all become quite played the fuck out hasn’t it…Wish this had more labia….


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2011

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m going drinking…hard drinking…. and ideally it is going to end with me going down on seedy women in public washrooms, preferably at the bus station so that I know I’ll never see them again…seedy women are my life’s work…

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Kieran Culkin Took Scarlett Johansson To A Strip Club
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Dina Lohan is Fucking Insane – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows to Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Weird Fucking Music VIdeo
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Elisabetta Canalis Showing Off Her Ripped Stomach in a Sports Bra
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Charlie Sheen Would Have Fired Himself
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Mom Crushes a Break Dancers Dreams
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YOUR MOM HATES YOU – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Layla
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The Six People You Never Want to Talk to at a Party
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January Jones Gallery, Cause She Just Delivered Her Kid and Ruined Her Body Forever
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Maitlyn Simmons & Lian Schreuder Booty Time
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Jessica Lowndes is Sizzling in FHM South Africa
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Clint Eastwood Doesn’t Give a Fuck About Gay Marriage. In a Good Way Tho
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Free Cam Show Hotness
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Chick Goes Wild on the Fucking Machine
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Ashley Tisdale Camel Toe
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Would You Bang Saoirse Ronan?
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Demi Lovato is Fat and Happy
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Rihanna Nips Out To Say Hello
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Lil Wayne and Wyclef Jean Have Boners For Sarah Palin or Something
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Salma Hayek’s Tits Are Insane
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A Gallery of Asian Hottie
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Jessica Skye’s Ass is Out of Hand
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IS NINO THE FATHER?!? – VIDEO
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These Massive Breasts Will Serve You Well Today
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Melany and Alison Get It On
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Jessica Chastain is a Red Head Hottie
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Some Good Old Fashion Girl on Girl Action
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Black Short Shorts Bring the Sexy
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini
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And ANOTHER Random Photo Dump
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If Your Dad Wrote TV Titles
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3 Hot Blondes in a Row
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Some Pippa Middleton, Just Because
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Laura Lynn
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The Lady Matthew Fox Punched in the Vadge is Suing
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Tyra Banks’Tits Are Still Huge. She Also Wrote Some Shitty Book
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Best Low Budget Taxidermy TV Commercial
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Lacey Schwimmer is a Digustingly Fat Pig
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Kirstie Alley Alien
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Tourettes Karaoke Singing Lady in Red
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Anna Paquin’s Pink Bra Under Her Shirt…
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Sneak Peak at Some Rachel Weisz Shit
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hottest ex gf ever…
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Speech disorders and Anal Don’t Mix
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Sex in Chair Porn Fail
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Big Bouncing Tits on Her Mom’s Webcam
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Amateur Homemade Dorm Room SexTape
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Pregnant Chick Masturbating…
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Anorexia Porn is My Favorite
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THis Guy Will Never Do Porn again
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2011

16

Sep

Some New Amber Rose Porn Publicity Stunt Pics of the Day

I don’t care about Amber Rose…she’s some hip hop groupie who fucks the biggest hip hop stars and pretends she’s a model…when really she’s just a whore…into hip hop stars…

So when I see nude pics of her, I don’t give a fuck, cuz being a whore, getting naked is part of the territory…

She is straight up bottom feeder, worse than a kardashian and this is her way of getting people to look at her…cuz everyone looks at the big naked chick in the corner screaming for attention…right…right…

I feel like I’ve seen these before…but I’m too tired to bother looking for old Amber Rose posts I’ve posted…So click the link to get to them…watching a bitch bottom feed to stay relevant is always good times…


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2011

16

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve been tracking the Vanessa Hudgens weight gain, lesbian haircut, confusion that comes from being a kiddie pornographer, a disney drone, a front GF for a gay teen heart throbs…the last few weeks, so I was happy the bikini pics dropped…and although there’s no ass shot, or even bikini bottoms, she’s bringing great joy with her frontal wedgie picking, because as I tweeted earlier, wedgies, both frontal or the classic, inspire me, even if they are on a bitch dumpier than she once was, but still small breasted and ethnically confused chipmunk looking, for me…

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2011

16

Sep

Hilary Duff Hiding Her Pregnancy Like a High School Student of the Day

I prefer when Hilary Duff embraces her pregnancy like the girl who feels at the top of the world cuz her man, who she never thought would cum in her pussy, cuz her only did her anal, cuz pussy didn’t work for his HOMO-JOCK, made her develop a broad back, so she looked like a dude when wearing a hockey helmet and his dick was up her ass….

She’s pulling some highschool pregnancy shit, all covered up in an oversized shit so no one judges her or gossips about her, leaving her free to give birth at her prom with a baby to be disposed of in a dumpster like a normal teen pregnancy….

I prefer seeing her in bikinis, halter tops, spandex shorts, or anything you’d see on a pregnant bitch in the trailer park….not cuz she’s trash or because she’s finally filling out those ripped shoulders…but because I love seeing young pregnant women half naked and slutty, but I live in the ghetto and young pregnant sluts is kinda a daily vision…even though the whole pregnancy itself puts any girl in a new realm of slut…one who doesn’t get abortions or the morning after pill when she gets cummed in…and as much as I like watching girls at the pharmacy get the morning after pill…the follow through as long as it isn’t my kid is porn…

Hilary Duff needs to step up the slut in this pregnancy watch….embrace the shit like whore…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

16

Sep

Britney Spears Ass in Leggings of the Day

The new Britney Spears is pretty fucking hot bodied…I assume because of all the meds, all the dance practice, all the hard work her team of handlers put into her, you know so she doesnt stop their cash flow and money making, but I still like the unshowered, fat, shaved head, cold sore filled, mom everyone thought was gonna die a lot better…there was just something beautiful about how K-Fed ruined a bitch before she was 25…on all fucking levels….and this whole controlled Britney sucks in terms of entertainment…but I’d love to burry my face in that big round ass after taking a post performance shit….but I’m weird like that.

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2011

16

Sep

Victoria Beckham Diaper Changer of the Day

There’s nothing hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…oh right…..everything is hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…unless of course I’m wearing that dirty diaper…in which case there’s nothing hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…but when it’s the diaper of a baby that crawled out of their vagina…in public…all shit filled and disgusting…being all maternal…it’s horrible…I’d rather see her wiping her own fucking ass…not that Beckham actually shits…she’s too skinny for poops…and I just wish these were breast feeding pics…cuz breast feeding in public is one of the only things I like about reproduction…that and the whole fucking and coming inside a pussy part…

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2011

16

Sep

Paris Hilton Vagina Hider of the Day

Paris Hilton is such a lady….it’s like she didn’t spend the better part of her 20s in sex tapes, flashing cooch at events, getting fucked and fucked up, pretty much being the biggest pile of shit around….fucking up little girls and the only good that’s come from her is that the little girls she fucked up are 20 year old sluts who are down to film getting fucked cuz they think it’ll Kim Kardashian them….which I guess makes this bitch a hero in some ways, but a hero I wish died in battle…

Either way, she must be having a herpes outbreak or something…cuz this is totally out of character.

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