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2011

14

Dec

Melania Trump Promoting Some Shit Her Husband Probably Paid For of the Day

Here are some tits promoting some cover of some bullshit it is safe to say her husband hooked up for her…that’s not to say she isn’t hot…or that I wouldn’t make her a trophy wife if I was a billionaire too…it is just to say that there are a lot of hot immigrant bitches out there…the only ones who get a head are the ones who fuck the right people…..Trump just makes a couple of calls and shit’s on lock…that’s the benefit of being both rich and famous…and lucky for you…you get to stare at her cleavage and experience a piece of something you will never experience….god diggers inspire me to make some gold…but then I remember drunks don’t have time for that.

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2011

14

Dec

Kylie Minogue Possible Upskirt of the Day

I guess when you get your titties cut off for cancer you’re left with limited organs to use to seduce the paparazzi and generate volume with…she’s gone back to the ever reliable vagina…the same vagina that got her a career in the first place….trying to flash it in the back of her car….for pretty much no one to see cuz the paparazzi fucking suck…or maybe I’m just making stories up and this is all some kind of accident….well guess what people…I don’t believe in accidents…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2011

14

Dec

Shenae Grimes Covering Up Her Gunt of the Day

I met Shenae Grimes….I think it was a Canada thing, you know we all know each other…and the funny thing was that I had no idea it was her, or really who she was, in fact I think I called her a Groupie cunt, because she was latching on a guy I know, and only found out after that she was on some 90210 the next generation shit that should be cancelled….that said, we aren’t fans of each other, but I’d still fuck the shit out of her, you know with great vengeance for that glorious night….especially since she’s all swollen in the uterus, probably pregnant, I mean why else would she be rocking the body of a 45 year old woman….or maybe she’s just a little dumpy – who cares.

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2011

14

Dec

Eva Green Tits in Perfect Sense of the Day

Eva Green was hot in that Foreign teenage lust movie where I think she had actual sex, something I find of serious importance when it comes to movies, because real sex gives girls real perspective on how sex is supposed to be, instead of that Soap Opera shit housewives cheat on their husbands for….but never find….

Either way, It hits theaters february 10, 2012, but the Russian mob already got their hands on the goods…those pirates…and here are Eva Green’s awesome fucking tits….I’m into it.

Hey Eva Green and your great tits….welcome back to the movies.

Posted in:Eva Green

2011

14

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have nothing to say.

I’m saving all my joke for TWITTER ….and the bar scene….

I think I’m drained from all this AVN Award judging….My penis is going to rubbed into a useless nub…or right it is already a useless nub…but seriously…I don’t think I’ll ever to fuck a woman again…I’m desensitized and tarnished…a broken man. 14 consecutive hours…2 bottles of wine….I’m spent.


8 Year Old Skateboarder is Pretty Impressive – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Athlete Babes from the Most Random Sports
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Free Cam Shows Will Bring On the Sexy
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Who Knew Pogo Sticks Were This Amazing?! – VIDEO
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Playmates Hold the Key…to Their Vaginas
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Ashley’s Short Shorts May as Well we Underwear
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Lindsay Lohan is a Piece of Shit
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Live Web Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Tattooed Slut Gets Her Masterbation On
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” Actress Noomi Rapace
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

You wanna know how I know it is Christmas….because I got the hottest fucking email earlier today that could only be explained as a Christmas miracle….a term I used very fucking loosely….all year round…

Dear friend,

We are vietnam hairs , raw hair exporter from Vietnam. Currently we are supplying mainly to traders in India and China, with large quantity per month.

We send this email to you with the desire to find more partners who want to import our products. And we also hope that you will become one of our major customers.

And that’s not all it came with prices…

Wholesale price (from 30kg): FOB Vietnam port
– Raw hair with 80cm length: Price by weight (Kg) $417.00/kg

Popular price (bellow 30Kg): FOB Vietnam port
– Raw hair with 80cm length: Price by weight (Kg) $435.00/kg

And pics…

Thanks Vietnam for having more than just lady-boys-I’m gonna be jerking off all night to this…wondering how their hair farms work…and all the shaved hungry heads walking out with 1,000 DONG for doing it….

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Merry Christmas to All and To All A Good Night….

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Who Doesn’t Steal During Christmas? Come On – VIDEO
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Paula Patton’s Ultimate Gallery
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Pro Pogo Freak…..
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Kendall Jenner Jailbait….
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Polite Bear Waves…
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Live Sex Shows, For Your Pleasure
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13 Year Old Kid is Ripping It on the Bass and It’s Out of Hand – VIDEO
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Madden Gets Naughty For the Holidays
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Little Mina Stefan Wants a Rubdown from a Cute Masseuse
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The 25 Craziest Roger Corman Movie Posters
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Sophie Reade And Friends’ Naughty Christmas
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I Wonder if P diddy and Cameron Diaz Use Their Matching Pro Active Gift Sets as Lube When They Fuck
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Adrianne Curry Will Get Naked For 300K Twitter Followers
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Free Cams That Will Drive You Wild
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Frisky Teen Plays With Her Virgin Pussy – VIDEO
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The Hottest Sports Babes of 2011
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Eva Mendes See Through Puffies
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Today’s Looking Good Sweetheart Has a Dash of Tom Cruise
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Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding
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Christina Hendricks Busts Out at Johnnie Walker Holiday Party (PHOTOS)
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Sara Leal aka Ashton Kutcher’s Whore is a Fucking Idiot
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Bar Refaeli has a calendar and it’s spectacular
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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This Chick is One Tasty Drummer
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Ladies That Could Get The Business…Even Though Their Careers Fell Wayyyy Off
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I Love a Girl in Thigh Highs
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Tyla and Anita Get It On With a Strap On
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Sex Doll Nuptials Anyone?
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Katelyn Laney in Black Lingerie
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Luisana Lopilato – Ultimo Lingerie Christmas Campaign 2011
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I Love When Chicks Wear Motorcycle Jackets. Bad Ass
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Throwback: Myleene Klass practices cartwheels and handstands on the beach!
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ANOTHER Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Brooklyn Decked Out In Yellow
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Hero of the Day – VIDEO
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Stockings for Nastya
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7 movie characters who should have been arrested
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WTF is Wrong With Elle Fanning’s Feet
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Snow Bunny Tuesdays: Amber Priddy
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Daisy Lowe Showing Leg in Some Magazine
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13 Year Old Rocking Out on Bass
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Crazy Bike Tricks….
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Jessica Biel in a Tight Dress…
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Oh STFU Jessica Alba!
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Lindsay Lohan Went To The Beach And Here’s Her Nipple
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Claudia Galanti Can’t Contain Her Huge Tits – Nice Nipple
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10 US Cities With The Worst Drinking Water
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Aida Yespica Is Probably Pretty Good At Sucking Cock
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Elton John Improvises a Song
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Steam Powered Ice Sled
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Top 111 News Pictures of 2011
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Kim Kardashian Finds Heaven Amongst 100% Male Black Population
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Things to Not Do When Trying to Get Laid….
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Michelle Marsha and Anna Taverner Topless
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Ari Graynor Half Naked for Me in my Place Shoot
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Rhian Sugden in Loaded Half Naked
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2011

13

Dec

Carey Mulligan Bra for W Mag of the Day

Here is Carey Mulligan in a bra on the cover of a magazine like some kind of slut who wants the world to see her in a bra – you know maybe to get back at an ex bf who left her for another girl before she was famous in a “look at me know” hustle…or maybe cuz her dad never hugged her and she has a need to be seen and get noticed to fill that void….I couldn’t tell you cuz this is about all I know of this bitch…and I’m not about to do any background research cuz she doesn’t matter….nothing matters…it is xmas…go fuck lonely sluts….stop jerking off on the internet…

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2011

13

Dec

Sophie Reade, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and a Very Topless Trashy Nuts Christmas of the Day

Here’s a good way to class up Christmas…get a handful of stripper looking trashy twats from the UK to dress up in Christmas themed lingerie on a Christmas themed set, doing topless shit, cuz that’s what strippers do, and really I’m not complaining, as much as I only like to fuck with elegant, classy, girls….I like staring at the trash crying for attention as hard as daddy who never hugged them used to hit them….if you know what I mean…

Here’s some pics to help you come to town on your belly….cuz you’re pathetic.

Posted in:Holly Peers|Rosie Jones|Sophie Reade

2011

13

Dec

Tuuli Shipster Naked for Rankin of the Day

Tuuli Shipster is naked for fashion…or for Rankin who is apparently some photographer who has a book and has shot her naked before….

I have very limited knowledge of this girl….I just know what her pussy looks like.

She’s 29, South African, tall, and naked…and I think that’s all we really need to know about her.

Posted in:Tuuli Shipster

2011

13

Dec

Christina Hendricks Titties for Johnny Walker of the Day

Christina Hendricks is fat and in being fat she has fat tits and in having fat tits she gets attenion for having titties and not for being fat it is like fat titties are the cure to being fat…fuck dieting…just get a fat chick push up bra…cuz that’s what fucking matters apparently….

So she’s doing some Johnny Walker shit and her cleavage is next level, I had to post it, even though I hate fat chicks and the big fat tits they rode in on, cuz without fat tits, they are just fucking gross….I prefer fat titties on skinny bitches…see cuz my brain blocks out fat chicks, like they don’t exist, cuz my brain doesn’t want to expose me to that kind of shit….but Christina Hendrick’s PR people want to expose me to it….and my brain can’t manage to turn her off even when visualizing all the gross fat chick shits she takes….

so here it is….


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Posted in:Christina Hendricks

2011

13

Dec

Tara Reid to Clean Up This Place of the Day

Every once in a while I feeel dirty….you know too dirty to go on…maybe it has to do with my lack of a shower in a few days…or really a lack of any personal hygiene….or maybe it has to do with the fact that I can smell my own asshole while sitting because I don’t change pants or underwear pretty much ever….or maybe it’s all the unprotected sex I have…cuz condoms are for pussies…or maybe it is more poor diet, no exercise, hard drinking and occassional chain smoking…..but I know whenever I’m feeling my worst in terms of health…all it takes is a glance at perpetual chronic party girl Tara Reid and realize I’m not that bad…cuz I have a few more college spring breaks in me…while Tara Reid and her non-existent career is gonna’ Britney Murphy…just wait and see….

Now that I feel better about me….even though my life isn’t as luxurious as hers…..we can focus on what is important…like the hard truth that she’s not showing off her fucking implants like she’s supposed to…it’s the whole point of getting implants you bikini rockin’ keg standing trash. Get it together woman.

Posted in:Tara Reid

2011

13

Dec

Lady Gaga’s Nude Tony Bennett Sketch of the Day

So Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga recorded a duet, and I guess during that recording session, Bennett’s better judgement worked against him, he is old, probably tired, and possibly senile, making the idea of stripping down Gaga like like it’s the movie Titanic….make sense to him…or maybe it was just perversion cuz the older I get, the more eager I am to see everyone naked, ugly enough to pretend to be a tranny or a dude or not…I want to see pussy lip….

Apparently this is the masterpiece, that looks like shit, but that is still better than seeeing Gaga naked…cuz that face is enough to make tits and round ass obsolete….her face is the Iphone, her body….blackberry…if you know what I mean….

Next time Bennett need to get some spread eagled shots…that’s what I’m more into seeing….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

13

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the best in local news….because local news is what really matters…like when theives are caught stealing Xmas decorations like they are the grinch…or any dressed like santa related….amazing….

Caught On Tape: Woman Shoots Son In-Law
A woman shot her son in-law in the shoulder and ribs, angry over a bitter custody battle.

Thieves Caught Stealing Christmas Yard Decorations
Two people were caught on camera stealing Christmas decorations from a festive yard display in Florida.

Man Dressed As Santa Drugged Girl In German
A man dressed up as Santa drugged a girl at a Berlin Christmas market, offering them tainted liquor.

VIDEO: Tanker truck explodes in Australia
A gasoline tanker truck delivering gas at an Australia gas station exploded injuring one man.

Accusation Upsets Breastfeeding Woman
A D.C. mother is upset over how she was treated in the hallway of a D.C. government building, she says she was approached by a security officer who told her to stop and accused her of indecent exposure.

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2011

13

Dec

Naty Chabanenko all Christmas Erotica for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

Christmas is my porn….It is the only time of year I feel any emotion….not because I am religious, or even because I’m the next Mesiah, but becuase all the music, families, heart warming stories about miracles and family just make me feel good knowing other people out there have happiness….not to mention all those lap sittings….amazing.

So I do whatever I can to masturbate to Christmas related smut, you know just doing my part to contribute….santa can’t be the only one coming to town on his red suit….

Here’s a cute skinny model in Christmas themed clothes for a Christmas themed photoshoot for Lovecat magazine that is porn to me.

Posted in:Naty Chabanenko

2011

13

Dec

Aida Yespica on the Beach in a Bikini Still of the Day

This isn’t a “if you notice the guy in the speedo you might be gay” situation….this is a “I can’t help but notice the guy in the speedo becuase he’s ruining a perfectly good pic of a slutty south american with an awesome body in a skimpy bikini” situation….

I still haven’t bothered figuring out who this bitch is, how many kids she has, how many times her pussy was a drug mule, or any of the other things about her, but that doesn’t mean I don’t mind staring at her in a bikini…and neither should you….

Posted in:Aida Yespica