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2009

30

Jul

Sophie Monk in her Bikini for Some Straight to DVD Springbreak Garbage Movie of the Day

There was a time when I would only rent movies with girls in bikinis, because porn wasn’t readily available and I was 16, horny and down to jerk off to some seriously softcore shit. That time is long fuckin’ gone, so I am surprised shit like this is still made, even when it’s starring Sophie Monk, an Australian I wanna fuck….but have been warned to stay away from because she’s insane, an insanity proven in the fact that she was engaged to one of the Good Charlotte sisters….and who got cheated on with Paris Hilton…proving either Paris has serious game, or this bitch is low fuckin’ quality….

Either way watch the clip and try to distract yourself from Amy Poehler’s midsection she’s got exposed, because there’s nothing hot about that…unless maybe you’re a lesbian…because lesbians see past the outside shell and love people with a good sense of humor who can make them laugh….

Here’s another clip….

And here’s some screen caps…..

Posted in:Bikini|Sophie Monk

2009

30

Jul

The Bikini Bandit Hits Mississippi of the Day

I am posting this news story of some girl who did some car jacking and tried to rob some store or garage or something all while wearing a bikini, because the concept of a bikini bandit is a hell of a lot hotter than her inbred face. When I saw it was in Mississippi, I shoulda known bitch would have looked like she was hit in the face with a shovel by her father who also happens to be her husband and father of her babies. Either way, watch the video cuz you have nothing better to do with yourself….

Posted in:Bikini Bandit|Mississippi

2009

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to have a girl I dated who was paranoid I was fucking other girls. I guess because she lowered herself to get with me, she figured I had that affect on most women, unfortunately she was wrong. But every night I would come home and the first thing she would do is sniff my dick to see if she could smell other pussy on it and only half the time she’d suck me off after realizing she was being insane. So I started trying to fuck with her when I realized we were done and I’d rub random disgusting things on dick to fuck with her head, from mustard to mud to not washing for a week just to gross her out, but that just made her stop giving me blowjobs. Until one day, I took the plunge and rubbed my dick with some raw 3 day old fish and when I got home for the inspection she freaked the fuck out and stabbed me in the fuckin’ neck with a pen. I lived and lucky for you that I did cuz here are my stepLINKS….of the Day


Miley Cyrus’ Number One Fan is Fucking Derranged
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Sluts Who Do It Right
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Unicycle Escalator Jump
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The 9 Hottest New Jersey Chicks
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Javelin Toss FAIL – VIDEO
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Katy Perry and Her Two Big Talents
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Remember the Sesame Street Number Count
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Vanessa Minnilo’s Nipple Throwback
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I Really Hate Taylor Momsen
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Internet Commenter Digest – A Magazine
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She’s Got the Eyes of a Panther
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I Want to Meet the Man Who Spawned the Saved By The Bell Reunion and Punch Him in the Face
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REMEMBER WWE DIVA “SUNNY”? WELL, HER TITS ARE BIGGER, AND SHE’S TOTALLY FUCKABLE!
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striptease of the Day
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Being Brad Pitt Must Be Kind of Amazing At Times
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Bail Ling is Brawless and Gross
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Fuck You Kid Rock
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Gisele Needs to Open Up That Trench Coat
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Fake Titty Whore in Her Bikini Showing Off Her Tight Body and Busted Down Face
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Desiree’s Tits Are Heaven
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The Only Thing Ali Larter Should Be Getting Married to Is My Penis
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Mischa Barton Looks Disgusting
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Russel Brand Totally Looks Like a Chick and If I was Drunk Enough I’d Fuck Him
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They Did a Michael Jackson Tribute in Montreal and It Was Kind of Amazing
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Laura is a Royal Stripper
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Toll Booth Fun
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Love When Bitches Get Violated
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Extreme Anti-Smoking Ad
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Keisha Buchanan
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Naked British Holiday
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Tattooed Birds That Suck Dick
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Adrean is Naked
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Personally, I Don’t Mind a Chick That Smokes
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Heather Vandeven
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Bag of Boobs
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Pussy Slayer
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Jon Gosselin is a Fucking Douche
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How Long Can You Last?
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Punchlines To The 100 Most Offensive Jokes of All-Time
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Miranda Kerr Topless Vacation
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Some Whore in a See Thru Top
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

29

Jul

Some Miami Dolphin’s Bikini Calendar of the Day


The Miami Dolphin cheerleaders are doing some kind of Calendar in their bikinis, and there’s really nothing wrong with that because there is nothing wrong with any girls in their bikinis.

Now, I’m not a big sports person and I’ve never been excited about cheerleaders, I don’t really find them all that hot and even when I watch those televised highschool cheerleading competitions, I don’t get excited. They are too athletic and even though that whole fantasy’s been around forever, I just don’t dig anyone who acts a fool over team sports especially you.

Posted in:Bikini|Calendar|Miami Dolphins

2009

29

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Shoppin’ in a Tank Top of the Day

Here is some Lindsay Lohan shopping, because that’s all she does since she’s got all kinds of money and nothing better to do with herself, and she’s wearing a tank top, while covering up her tits, because her nipples are hard and she’d hate to accidentally turn on a dude, because it’s in her nature to jump on the shit and fuck it, and that doesn’t really work for her whole lesbianism.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping|Tank Top

2009

29

Jul

Rebecca Gayheart’s Murderer Lunch of the Day

While Rebecca Gayheart is out having lunch at some fancy spot called Cafe Med, guess what the girl she ran over was doing? Come on, I’ll give you three chances…ok fine, I’ll just tell you…the girl Rebecca Gayheart ran over was busy being DEAD while Rebecca Gayheart was out having lunch at some fance spot called Cafe Med.

I guess this is further proof that the world isn’t unfair, but not unfair enough for Gayheart to get her period in these white pants, which would have been really fucking entertaining….it’s be like the blood shed of the little kid she killed’s head when she got ran the fuck over over, on the vagina/uterine lining version….where only the pants have to get cremated and not little kids….

If any of you want to know what freedom looks like, when freedom is clearly not deserved, but paid for with good lawyers, here are the pictures of this murdering cunt…….

Posted in:Murderer|Rebecca Gayheart

2009

29

Jul

Leighton Meester in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Here’s some Gossip Girl bullshit wearing a see thru shirt because she’s got little tits but still wears bras because she is the kind of girls who doesn’t like other girls to have things they don’t have, that’s why they film sex tapes because dreams of getting the fuck out of the gutter overtake having any intregrity, they just love the male attention and being infront of the camera so even if dude’s fucking her foot while she’s doin’ it, and it all worked out in the end for her, but not for me, because I haven’t seen her sex tape yet…..and sex tapes used to be my job…

Posted in:Bra|Leighton Meester|See Through

2009

29

Jul

Rachel Taylor Flashing Her Panties of the Day

I don’t know who Rachel Taylor is, but I know I don’t like her, because like a typical cock teasing whore in a skirt, she’s gone and put on a pair of fuckin’ panties, when everyone know there is no fun in panties, except for maybe my neighbor who is obsessed with wearing women’s lingerie, to the point that he doesn’t give a shit that we all know and makes a point of picking up his mail or taking out his garbage with his thong exposed like he was a trashy teenage girl back when showin your thong was in style, when all I want to see is pussy.

Posted in:flash|Panties|Rachel Taylor|Upskirt

2009

29

Jul

Rihanna’s Nipple Pasties Ruins My Fun of the Day

I was talking to a guy from Barbados about Rihanna, since she’s Barbados pride and joy and everyone knows everyone there, so his friends were friends with some of her friends and he told me that when she comes back home she stays at the single most exclusive resort on the island, she doesn’t stay back in the shanty with her family, it’s like bitch forgot where she came from and is too good for them or some shit.

It turns out she’s too good for showing us her tit, because she’s gone so far as to not wear a bra in a see thru shirt but decides to wear nipple pasties so none of us perverts can see what’s goin’ down.

Cunt. If it wasn’t for singing, she’d be selling blowjobs to tourists and not even the tourists who stay at the luxurious resort she stays at, I’m talking tourists who stay in the bottom feeder hotels, so bitch needs to get some perspective….and here are the pics…

Posted in:Nipple|Pasties|Rihanna|See Through

2009

29

Jul

Funny News Report I Had to Post of the Day

I don’t know where the fuck this was shot, or who the fuck is doing this news broadcast, but motherfucker, should be in a different line of work. It reminds me of when I used to hang on Indian Reserves and we’d be listening to their shortwave radio, where some asshole would read out the fuckin’ weather, when you could tell he’d rather be drinking and gambling or snowshoeing.

Seriously, this is the weirdest fuckin’ news report I’ve ever heard….Shit reminds me of when I used to play “radio” thinking about how great it would be to be Ryan Seacrest, and by be I mean be inside….

Ok that was a shitty joke, but you’ll like this video, even if there are no tits in the shit and it’s all about black on black crime…

Posted in:News

2009

29

Jul

Some Pervert Teen Gets Arrested for Being a Hero of the Day

The legal system is fucked up. If a girl is out there showing me her panties like shit is a fuckin’ tourist attraction, I should be able to take a fuckin’ picture of the shit, because I like to document whatever my eyes see, even if I am hiding under staircases, or bleachers, or tables and desks to get my motherfuckin’ picture of a girl’s upskirt. Not to mention most girls wear fuckin’ underwear so what’s the big fuckin’ deal, it’s just like being on the beach. Stop wasting tax payers money and let a motherfucker be a motherfucker, and while you’re doin it, send me the URL of the site he’s been uploading these pics to. Thanks in advance, assholes…

Posted in:Arrested|Pervert|Teen

2009

29

Jul

Katy Perry Covers Her Ugly Face and Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

I have the buring hatred for Katy Perry. I have ripped into her on the site over and over again. I find her face looks like a retard who was in a car accident and her body is sloppy as shit, but she’s been redeeming herself. First of all, her music is never on the radio anymore, which is an amazing start, but she also pretty much told the world she’s a joker with her fake tattoo, leading me to believe her song that made her big was a joke that some record exec didn’t get, and more importantly, today, she’s hiding her face but still showin’ the tit we all want to see cuz we have nothing better to do, so if anything, Katy Perry is like the ugly bitch you keep on the backburner to fuck when the good lookin bitches reject you, because she gives a great blowjob and has big tits, but she’s not quite hot enough to admit you fuck to your peers, not that you have that problem, since you don’t get laid and at this rate your dirty laundry in the corner of your room that kinda fell into a vaginal shape is enough to get you off…..well here’s Katy Perry doin’ us all a favor….

Posted in:cleavage|Katy Perry|Tits

2009

29

Jul

Ginger Spice Shows Off Her Bra and Tits of the Day

I like watching Mom’s with young kids doing their errands because they are so exhausted, burnt out, and not giving a fuck about much after just spending the last 2 years producing a motherfuckin human in their stomach, propelling it out of their pussies, then having to take care of the fuckin thing, day and day out like it was one of those virtual pet games from 1999 that my stepdaughters used to have and that I always managed to kill, only the real life version, and the reason I like watching them is because they just don’t give a fuck. They’ve had doctors in their cunts, they’ve had their tits in their babies mouth in random public places, and now that all that is over, they miss the attention they got, because their husband is too busy hating his life, and they love that their bodies are 75% of the way back to how it was, and the whole thing makes them a little more prone to having body parts fall out of their clothes, cuz they just don’t give a fuck anymore because they are too depressed to bother….

Here’s Ginger Spice and her bra, not showing enough of really anything….but you can see her bra if you look hard enough, you depserate fuck.

Posted in:cleavage|Ginger Spicer|Mom

2009

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was stuck behind a group of girls in line today and all they were talking about was how many guys they hooked up with over the summer so far versus how many they set out to hook up with and that went into all the cute boys they know and how cute they are naked which went into talking about their bra sizes and tit sizes and their friend’s tit size and the whole thing ended the second I told them that I’d be happy to help them reach their summer cock objective. Unfortunately they were 14 and didn’t think it was funny….

Here are my links.

Get Laid virtually
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A Match Made in Junkie Heaven
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2012 Orgy!!! There is Always Time to BONE
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More to Love – 10 Big Girls We”d Love to Get Crushed By!
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Tuna’s Asian Bikni Grind
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Now That’s What I Call Phone Sex
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Lady GaGa’s Penis – I Mean Nipple – Slip
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Winona Ryder May Be Insane, But I Would Still Do Her
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Grace Park Will You Mary Me
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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It’s a Hot and Spicy Number
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Striptease of the Day
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Reggie Bush Left Kim K’s Ass in the Dust
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More Lady GaGa Stupidity
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SWEET TITS, BEAUTIFUL ASS, AIN’T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
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Halle Berry, I Love You
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Jase Has a Great Body, But SHould But a Bag Over HEr Head
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The Drama Don’t Stop for Lohan
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Chris Tucker is Broke
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Eva LongWHORIA and the Silver Slingshot
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor Has Some ‘Splainin to Do
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Violet is Nude and Wet
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When a Horse Has a Heart Attack
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Big Boobed MILF Gets Fucked
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Jessica Moore is Busty
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Hot Peppers Will Make You Puke – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Random Photos of the Day
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Madonna Gets More Disgusting By the Day
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Katie is Topless
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Mellissa in Lingerie
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Corin is Lovely
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WTF is Sienna Miller Wearing?
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Sarah Stone Eats a Sandwich and Shows Her Boobs
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So Solid Cleavage at a Club
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

28

Jul

Lisa Rinna in Yesterday’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

I missed these pictures yesterday because I am not a very thorough worker. I don’t really pay much attention to detail and I get distracted easily, which I like to think is the reason I never graduated high school, I could never hold down a job, and why I drink. So I figured I might as well put them up a day late, because some of you may have missed the science experiment gone wrong, that is Lisa Rinna’s plastic surgeried body, and some of you may want to see that no matter how much money you invest into your shit, it’s still gonna fall apart and get sloppy one day and I know that her shit may look better than most young people you see on the beach today, but that’s just because young people today are useless fucking, rich, slobs who were raised by videogame systems and potato chips, I saw the movie Wall-E, I know how shit’s gonna pan out for us, so here’s a sloppy old doctored ass that is sadly better than your young teenage ass, provided you’re the 18 year old slut I fantasize that I am writing this site for everyday….

I hate these staged bikini stunts to get into the tabloids, but I guess I got no choice but to post them….cuz I am addicted to the process…and by process I mean bikinis even when the cunt in the bikini is acting like an asshole…

Posted in:Bikini|Lisa Rinna