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2011

11

Jul

Karolina Kurkova is a Recently Skinny Bikini Model Mom in Her Bikini of the Day

The hottest thing about Karolina Kurkova is not that she’s finally skinny after he bout with obesity that almost got her fired and that she blamed on her thyroid…but it is the fact she has no belly button…it’s like she’s the real barbie sent from outer space to spy on our people….or the paparazzi just photoshop her that way cuz it’s the only way she’ll let them take pics of her in a bikini….or maybe it’s a lyposuction tummy tuck glitch cuz the pressure from Victoria’s Secret was on…and I have a few conspiracy’s about them making me question what’s happening here….cuz no billion dollar corporation is legit…And who really cares…she’s a tall skinny model in a bikini and I’m pretty much down to look at the pics…cuz that’s what they want me to do…

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2011

11

Jul

Shauna Sand Old Lady In Her Bikini of the Day

I have seen Shauna Sand’s vagina. It was like some action adventure tourism into an unknown scary place. Like a journey through space, encountering some scary alien shit….or maybe like going through some ancient tomb and coming across some mummified corpse…like you were indiana jones motherfucker….or even like some detective working a horrible murder case… murder case…and unforunately…like all vaginas…that don’t have a dick…even if they look like an empty ballsack….I’d still fuck it…both with my tongue, unprotected dick and fingers…cuz I am a pervert….

So here is her hot enough tanned body that does nothing but age gracefully and classy through a middle aged porn career…post a youthful playboy career….that lead to having some bad plastic surgery, bad fake tits and bad bad bad mom pussy…

Here she is in a bikini doing nothing, as she does, but I prefer her doing
sex with immigrant male prostitute in video for money….

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2011

11

Jul

Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures of the Day

I didn’t have the rights to post the Hilary Duff pictures, so I decided to do my “artist rendition”, cuz bitch is built like a fucking fridge, thanks to her husband the Hockey Player’s influence in trying to make her more like the team when he fucks her from behind and slips the mullet hockey hair wig onto her…I know how these billionaire athletes who don’t need to be athletes cuz they are billionaires are…in it cuz they like the locker room…homosexuals masked by marriages to pop culture icons from a decade ago….and now bitch is stripped down…I assume as bait to lure more cock for Comrie to suck as he offers them the chance to bang his wife…without them really grasping what kind of threesome this is about to become…as far as I’m concerned – it’s a true story…

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2011

11

Jul

Gwyneth Paltrow Hard Body Bikini Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures of Steven Spielberg following his god daughter Gwyneth Paltrow around in the bikini, clearly for masturbation purposese later in the night, cuz that’s what people who like following their god daughters around in bikini with a video camera are usually doing….it is generally not because he’s practicing his filmaking, you know that excuse doesn’t work when you’ve a billionaire filmmaker…damn you career for getting in the way of my creeping perversions….

I hate to admit it but her ass looks amazing…maybe I’m just horny and not processing the fact she’s Gwyneth Paltrow, annoying mom…luckily her ass actually looks like this….and they got a pic of it…now I can go back to hating her….ok…that’s better now…

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2011

11

Jul

Kendall Jenner 15 Year Old in a Bikini Pics of the Day

The latest business strategy for the Kardashians, cuz they know they are losing appeal and their on the decline, is to exploit their youngest girls, who are not quite at sex tape age yet…but they are planting the seeds.

They’ve got the 13 year old one riding Segway scooters with the tightest shorts jacked up her vagina …. and the < a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=58687" target="_blank"> 15 year old one out in her bikini ….cuz like Taylor Momsen and so many sluts before her, and guys are into teen va-jenner, they know that slutty teens make money, get noticed and lead to good things…I mean until they grow up, feel worthless and exploited and kill themselves, cuz unlike Kim, they always had stupid fame and money, so when that disappears, they will only blame themselves, where as I like to think Kim knows she’s on borrowed time, milking it as hard as she can, cuz any rational mind knows how ridiculous the whole thing is, while these girls are all cunty in school being like “my sister is kim kardashian”….and shit…

You know how it is…and if you don’t…it always ends in suicide…thanks to great parenting….you know cuz they teach them about whoring yourself at a young age…and keep all the money you make…like you were a Culkin….who cares.

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2011

11

Jul

Katie Price is a Ruins Polo With her Whore Pussy of the Day

If you’ve been wondering where Jordan Katie Price the billionaire cuz she had stupid tits at a time the blue collar working class scene in the UK was really into big tits and made her a rich and famous whore….has been hiding out…your investigation ends here…she’s gone all blue blooded, not cuz of a titty implant infection, but cuz she’s penetrated the upper crust of society, like it has penetrated her so many times to get to this point, and she was invited to a charity polo match…

Look at the way she’s rubbing her vagina all over that horse…and then that bike…and later in the locker rooms all the participants..This pig prostitute has single vagina-edly tainted the sport of polo.

I love that her shirt says “Inspire”…what a fucking joke…I mean depending on what she is trying to inspire…which I can only assume is to turn men gay…or to motivate little girls to feel inadequate and get the biggest set of fake tits they can that will in turn make them rich and famous….making them a better investment than a college degree….use your money wisely sluts in training….

I watched her sex tape the other day.. google it….she sucks. Literally and figuratively..but maybe I just hate her cuz I hate fake tits…especailly novelty sized ones that make a bitch famous…cuz it makes me comtemplate getting myself stupid fake tits, cuz I want what comes with being famous, mainly the money, but I’d never be able to save 5k, I’d rather spend it on hookers and cocaine….fun is always my downfalll…

Here’s Katie Price. Classy.

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2011

11

Jul

Edward Norton’s Fiance in a Bikini of the Day

Edward Norton is marrying some troll looking bitch, who happens to be a high school dropout from Canada, she also happens to be a movie producer involved with Judd Apatow, who’s best joke has been that he’s managed to pull this runnin’ comedy scam, when I’ve seen him do stand-up and he fucking sucked….and according the Wikipedia, Apatow pretty much states that she is the reason for anything good in his shitty fucking movies:

Apatow has called her “the rare woman who always wants to take the joke farther than any man wants to go. All nudity in my films is a result of Shauna pushing me and calling me a wimp.”

I should send her the script for my biopic. I always figure I’m one mainstream movie away from being relevant….

Here she is one step closer to being relevant cuz she got in a bikini….a bikinis, despite career, education, or even looks always puts a bitch on the map, even when I think she’s got the hottest personality Edward Norton has met, cuz last I checked, every single bitch in the world would marry Ed Norton even if just for his fame, money and lifestyle….ending up with this is a bit of a disservice to his dick….Let’s hope she lets him cheat thanks to an awareness of her shortcomings….that are directly related to his short cumming.

Good. One.

Posted in:Shauna Robertson

2011

11

Jul

Keri Hilson in Fetish Gear Trying to Be Rihana Gaga of the Day

Here’s some bottom feeding Rihanna impersonator wearing some lingerie as outterwear, showing off tit with some military hat to make the whole thing that much more wild and crazy, unable to find her own place in the entertainment world cuz all the bullshit costumes have been taken, forcing her to forge her own way following the pack of pop star trash….dated and boring but still showing tits….get your own hustle bitch…

Eventually the world will discount all these puppets and embrace an actual individual and not one created in a fucking lab to sell records like Josie and the Pussycats….Yeah, I just referenced a Tara Reid movie, so what?

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2011

11

Jul

Some Britney Spears Concert Mooning of the Day

Here’s Britney Spears in concert pretty much mooning the audience, because that’s what you do when you are too medicated to actually tell us to fuck ourselves, cuz you hate every second of performing for us but you have no choice but to do it cuz the people around you are forcing you to do it cuz you make them too much money….

It’s like when the losing team moon’s the winning team in high school, or when the car full of girls gets mooned by the frat boys on a field trip from the school bus, in a playful passive aggressive fuck yourself, while I’d rather being fucking you to teach you a lesson kinda thing that can be as gay as it sounds…but I won’t get into that night at camp when two of the boys got a little too carried away with their mooning….and this reminds me of a time when I really wanted girls to moon me all the time…it almost became a fetish…whenever I’d be driving, I’d wish to get a car for of girls next to me, ass in the window, I went so far as to sit on the side of the highway hoping a bus of crazy girls would give me what I want, all pussy smeared against the glass without them knowing that when they moon, they give me a visual I want to fuck…before giving up cuz it’s a hard fetish to live out unless it’s staged…I mean people just aren’t mooning each other like it’s the 50s anymore, they are instead masturbating on webcam for each other …..which is okay, but not the same….

All this to say….I wish there was a little more mom pussy lip in these pics….

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