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2011

19

May

Candy from Two and a Half Men in a Bikini of the DAy

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It amazes me that someone like Charlie Sheen, who had the celebrity and power to fuck whoever he wanted, especially, hot bottom feeding talent who was on his show, chose to go after these gutter, trashy, hooking porn chicks, but then again, I feel I bring enough damage, baggage and issues to any relationship on any level, so I prefer getting down with people who are normal, respectable, trying to launch legit careers, cuz despite knowing all girls are sluts, I prefer the ones who are a little more selective in their slutting….there’s less AIDS that way….

Either way, here’s a girl he shoulda fucked instead of Bree Olson, who he could have trained to be a Bree Olson, cuz she’d be winning to do anything for her career, but instead he just went for Bree Olson, cuz you can’t fall in love with a Bree Olson, you can just treat her like dirt and have amazing sex with her, without all the talking….OH, I get it now…that’s why he doesn’t want actual hot chicks you’d want to eat out…they take work and have needs like little entitled princesses…It all makes sense…what was I thinking..

Not that this April chick is all that great, but she’s bottom feeding half naked for Maxim, holding onto a dream, and that could have been very advantageous.

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Posted in:April Bowlby

2011

19

May

Ali Larter Celebrating Having Tits of the Day

Ali Larter was always a SMALL TITTY BITCH WHO WISHED SHE HAD BIG TITTIES kind of girl. She’d put them on display like they did WEREN’T THE SMALLEST FUCKING TITS EVER ….not that I have an issue with small tits, I actually love them….but most girls with small tits feel inadequate and do all they can to live like they don’t have small tits, so Ali Larter got pregnant and used that pregnancy as an excuse to really live and experience big tits, and possible sneak some implants, so that she’ll never go back the monster she once was, or maybe she’s just milk filled, and either way, it’s a good look that I can tell she’s happy about…no more padded push up bras to still look flat chested for her…at least not for a while…

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

19

May

Wal-Mart: The Rap Song of the Day

I’m the kind of guy who goes to Walmart to watch fat white girls with their black babies, who are clearly from different fathers, buying there supplies. I usually hang out in the underwear department, originally trying to figure out who buys bras those size…..then eventually realizing I liked the shit……so it’s only natural for me to keep things poor and gutter and smart shopper by posting this video of a girl shaking her ass trying on panties in the panty section. Genius.

Posted in:viral

2011

19

May

Lars Von Trier Does The Nazi Hustle for Attention of the Day

Maybe it’s a language barrier and a big misunderstanding…but the dude says he understands the man that is Hitler. He says he wanted to be a jew, then he said he found out he was a Nazi, and took pleasure in that…while Kirsten Dunst giggles like an idiot as he says the Israeli’s are a pain in the ass. I don’t even know who this guy is….but he’s clearly is an idiot who dug a hole that he won’t get out of, as Dunst giggles cuz she loves Nazis, but knows it will damage her career if she doesn’t hold it in…

All this to say, what a disaster, but now motherfucker’s a household name…so maybe it was strategic….or maybe people are too sensitive about Nazi jokes, you know cuz their families and grandparents were wiped out by the Nazis and as a pretty offensive motherfucker who can’t get offended ever cuz I hate the world and everything in it, I think it’s safe to say, this dude’s a fucking idiot.

Saying you sympathize and understand Hitler when having never met Hitler is a cry for attention and confidence in his artistry that he won’t ge blacklisted that is the equivalent of a teen girl from Disney releasing a sex tape…only not as fun to watch.

I hope this ruins him and Kirsten Dunst…but only cuz I want her on the sex tape circuit instead of on the panel in Cannes doing this shit.

Posted in:Lars Von Trier

2011

19

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest news…cuz the world is a horrible, yet funny fucking place, for example this morning I woke up to a note on my door that read “Where did you put my lilac bush? Give it back?”….I live in a cement yard of a housing project…in the fucking basement…we don’t do lilac bushes here you crazy fuck….that said…here are the stepNEWS clips of the day, to keep the 3 last readers up to speed on what’s going on out in that dark scary place…

Skateboard Shooting Victim Speaks Out
The family of the 15-year-old Lusby, Md. boy who was shot in the leg by an angry neighbor said his son Scotty is in the hospital with a titanium rod that extends from his hip to his knee

Drive By Purse Rober

Exchange of Money, Sex Scandal in GA County
Former County Executive Jack Johnson’s guilty plea Tuesday unsealed a wealth of new information, suggesting people at all levels of government exchanged their influence for money, sex and other gifts.

Sex Trafficking a Larger Problem in Tennessee
Shelby County has one of the highest rates of child trafficking in the state.

Michigan Teen Arraigned on Intimidation Charge
A Birmingham Seaholm High School senior was arraigned and released on $20,000 bond Wednesday after being charged with one count of ethnic intimidation.

NH Girl suspended over Osama Facebook post
The mother of a 13-year-old New Hampshire girl says she’s upset her daughter was suspended from school for five days for posting on Facebook that she wished Osama bin Laden had killed her math teacher.

MI lottery winner still on welfare

Police Investigate eBay Sale of Toddler
Did a Michigan woman really offer a two-year-old for sale on eBay? She now says she was not serious about the offer but she did accept a tongue-in-cheek bid from one man.

Protestor Dumps Glitter on Gingrich
Two possible GOP presidential candidates got together in one room in Minneapolis to speak about reconnecting faith, family and freedom on Tuesday — but not without a little bedazzling after a protestor tossed glitter on Newt Gingrich at a book signing.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

19

May

Morning Hangober Dump of the Day

I got drunk, went to the casino, watched my friend win 100 dollars, then followed him to some ghetto brothel, where I watched him fuck some street looking whore, it smelled like shit and was all it expected to be. I’m not hungover, just confused as to why there’s blood on my hand….I should probably figure it out…but instead I’m posting my Morning Dump…

Free and Easy Web Cam Sluts
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This Blind Gun Slinger Will SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE – VIDEO
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January Jone’s Baby is Married, unlike the pregnant 18 year old I was with last night, who doesn’t remember who her baby daddy is.
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the Best Dating Decisions in Baseball History
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Lars von Trier: ‘Kirsten Dunst Wants to Do Porn.’ Also, Something About Nazis.
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Gotta Love Some Rosa Acosta Hotness
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Motorcycle Cop Ghostride = Your Tax Dollars Hard at Work – VIDEO
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Free Slutty Cam Shows. FREE!
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Ahnold’s Bastard’s Baby Momma is a Fucking Pig
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Slut Gets Real With the Fucking Machine
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Posted in:MHD

2011

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m not famous, and either are my stepLINKS. IF anything we’re both annoying, however I think we’re good times, despite popular belief, but I’ve always been one of those people turned off by what’s expected, or what the general public things, so this is my rebellion….and This is my Twitter and here are my stepLINKS….ENJOY!

Khloe Kardashian Fat Chick In TIght Camel Toe Pants Showing TIt
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Cameron Diaz is a Slutty Cowgirl in Her New Movie
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I wouldn’t fuck Arnold’s Baby Momma With His Steroid Dick
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Bar Refaeli Blows Me Away
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All you need is an email to get to sluts
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I Don’t Care if They Are Tweeners, This is The Shittiest Guns N Roses Cover Band I Have Ever Heard
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The 25 Most Popular Sports Hotties on the Internet
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Free Cams for Your Broke Ass
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Sluts Get Freaky With All Sorts of Toys
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Everybody Hates Ahnold Schwarzenegger Now Including His Own Kids Hahhahaha
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Denise Milani’s Tits Are Insane
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Here’s Schwarzenegger’s Side Piece And Bastard Kid
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WTF Photo of the Day
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PORN PARTY
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Kate Moss Upskirt Ass
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Zoe Saldana Looking Hot in Cannes
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Penny Cruz Hotness
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JWoww and Snooki Whore It Up in Italy
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Olivia Wilde Bikini Hotness
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Blode Slut, Big Tits
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When Bottle Rockets Go Wrong
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Laura Dore Brings the Hotness
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WTF Are These Dancing Whores Doing in Walmart? – VIDEO
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Sarah and Mandy Get It On
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Crystal Renn Model Boobs & Bush
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Brooklyn Decker is a Karaoke Queen
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Threesome Sluts Love the USA
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Playboy Co-ed of the Month
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Gotta Love a Tall Drink of Water in a Short Dress
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Doutzen Kroes at Cannes Hotness
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WTF Advertising of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fergie’s Rack Looks Huge
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Punch to the Face – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s a Mix of Slutty Amateurs
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Alexis Ford and Jayme Langford
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Kate Upton is Fucking Fantastic
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Mily Cyrus Stretching Wearing A Lace Onesie
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Gotta Love a Slut in a Thong
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Paris Hilton And Her Nipples Are Very Giving
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New Jersey Housewife Danielle Staub Becomes A Stripper
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Shows Off Her Nipples
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Gretchen Rossi, A Fat Cunt For A Fat Cunt. Perfect
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BONUS _ BONUS _ BONUS

Web Cam Sluts that Really Get the Job Done
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

18

May

Janice Dickinson Naked Tits of the Day

I’m a fan of Janice Dickinson, possibly because I’ve liked horror movies since I was 8 years old when my mom died, and she reminds me of the low tech late 70s zombie make-up, or maybe it’s got something to do with her not really giving a fuck….

She looks so fucking polluted, like some Frankenstein, made in a lab, shit, and for some reason I love her corpse of a body, all plastic, I just wish she wasn’t covering her pussy, cuz I’m sure it smells like that dead prostiture I didn’t know was dead I once fucked for free, thinking I was getting a deal when we were done and she didn’t give me a price, you know a mix between disease, decay, cheese and feces.

Is it Valentine’s Day cuz I’m in love.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson

2011

18

May

Miley Cyrus May Be in a See THrough Unitard of the Day

They say this is Miley Cyrus…and it probably is….because she’s white trash and this looks like some flea market looking photoshoot that obese white trash wives take to spice up their marriages, you know all covered in cheap silk and lace, in some ghetto looking pose that is tacky enough to look great over the fake fireplace in the double wide…you get what I’m saying here….and that is that cheap smut 18 year old smut is better than no smut.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Uncategorized