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2011

01

Aug

Adriana Lima Bikini Model on the Beach

More mom’s need to take this Adriana Lima bitch’s lead and not let pregnancy ruin them from being jerked off to…..but for some reason…90 percent of mom’s just don’t fully bounce back cuz they lack motivation…maybe it is cuz they don’t have million dollar modeling contracts and a lifestyle to maintaing….maybe it is cuz they didn’t sell their soul to the devil Victoria’s Secret corporation who will kill off her family if she doesn’t sort her shit out….you know cuz they made her and can take it all away from her….maybe it is cuz average women just don’t have the right genes…but I like the think it’s all laziness….sure they’ll say they don’t sleep, they don’t have a team of nurses, they don’t have the millions in the bank to hire the best trainers and chefs, but I say that’s all just excuses….

That said, I did see a hot mom in a bikini in the park with her kid yesterday, I’m talking ripped body, but I’m pretty sure she was just a stripper and I was drunk, horny and always way more open minded in real life than I am on the internet…

Either way, here’s some Lima beans….that may or may not be implants…you never know with the engineering that goes into a Victoria’s Secret bra that makes all bitches look like they have implant cleavage…but they are fantastic either way…

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2011

01

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drunk is a state of mind. I don’t know what that means but it probably has something to do with me being drunk and in being drunk I think it is safe to say that alcohol is the best invention man has ever invented…I mean aside from it being the gateway to rape, violence and wife beating…as well as poverty and being unable to hold down a job…but who’s to say that things would be any different if booze wasn’t in the picture…I think it just has a bad rep….and now….I open another beer from a 73 hour disco dance party in my head…to commence this week in posts…

And while I do that…here are some links to things going on around the internet…you know a diversion as I gather my thoughts…

Little Kids Killing it on the Drums
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25 Hottest Sports Movie Babes of the Last Decade
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Free Cam Shows to Start Your Week Off Right
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Motorcycle Transformer is Kinda Awesome
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Jessica Vice is all Sorts of Sexy
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Let’s Watch Audrey Bitoni Make Love to Herself
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Guess Which 3 Celebrity Sluts Went on a Bender?
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Web Cam Sluts That Do Their Job Right
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Mommy Likes to Play With Herself – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Samantha Rex
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I Don’t Get Up and Go to Work in the Morning and If I Did, I Would Want to Take a SLIDE
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Posted in:MHD

2011

01

Aug

Lake Bell Hot For Maxim of the Day

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Maxim hates me….

Back in the day, when the internet wasn’t dominated by the mainstream media, but the mainstream media was trying to get traction on the shit, Maxim came to me and paid me to link them for as long as they needed me to link them, because I had more traffic than they did….and then one day they reached a point where they figured they were good and didn’t need people like me so they stopped.

So in taking away my drinking money, I got really fucking mad, and decided to laugh at these fuckers as much as I could as they faded into obscurity and bankruptcy….cuz they just couldn’t compete cuz their concept is dated…

That was until today, when I came across this shoot with Lake Bell, which is probably the single hottest shoot they’ve done in the last 5 years of their demise…they had shitty celebs in shitty poses and it just wasn’t appealing or racy or even interesting to look at…even though that was their whole competitive advantage…access to these fucking bitches…and photographers was all they had going for them….so is this an accident, or does Maxim have one more push in them…who knows or cares…I just know in the next 10 minutes…I’m gonna have a takedown notice…cuz Maxim isn’t a fan of mine.

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Posted in:Lake Bell

2011

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

So my joke of the day was on twitter and it went at a little something like this:

@andersoncooper if the us debt was a mans anus, you’d fuck it. Admit it… vanderbilt

So my email of the day wasn’t the three advertisers canceling, or the rejection from three replacement advertisers….or the emails I didn’t get from the big sites I’m trying to convince to link me….it was an email from a guy I like to call Mattress Paul.

It went a little something like this:

Met this chick on a dating site and knew by the looks of her that I could get a blow job. Had her over and she was so high on speed I had to kick her out of the house before she stole something to pawn for more drugs. Thought you might get a kick out of these. I check your site everyday. Keep up the mediocre work. Lol

Thanks Mattress.

Here are the pics he attached….great photography you crackwhore bitch…I encourage you all to email me in pics of bitches you’ve fucked, wanted to fuck, or have had sent to you from guys who actually get bitches to send them nudes….cuz trust me…no matter how bad they are…I love looking at em….

And here are the stepLINKS….Ride them into the fucking sunset you scummy bitch…

Some Zelweger Ghetto Booty
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Paz de le Huerta Dressed Kinda Slutty For her Court Date
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Olivia Wilde on Cowboys Vs Aliens
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Amanda Seyfried’s Dog is Cunt Punching Her
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Web Cam Shows to Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Friday Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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Jewels is All Sorts of Sexy
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Kylie Johnson
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Joanna Angel Talks Alt Porn, Piracy, And Her Blow-Up Doll
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Kristin Cavallari Is Braless
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Guess Who Got Offered $500K To Do Hustler?
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Soulja Boy’s Latest Purchase Pretty Much Made Me Want to Kill Myself
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Got a Full Two Days to Relax Ahead of You
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Gotta Love Amateur Lesbians
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20 Most Ridiculous Haircuts in Sports
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Maria Fowler’s Upskirt
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Lookin Good Sweetheart VIDEO of the Day
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Ryan Goslin Looks Like a Gay Fairy and You It Doesn’t Get Much Gayer Than That
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Body is Getting Tight Again
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Selena Gomez in Short Shorts
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David Arquette is getting Joe Francis’ sloppy seconds
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Maggi Caruthers Brings the Hotness
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Lorena Sanchez is a Major Distraction
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Now This is One Hot Ass
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Evelyn Lozada is All Sorts of Sexy
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Jayden Cole Makes Pants Happy
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Lauren is Type of Slut I’d Like to Settle Down With
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Crystal Harris is a Stupid Whore
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Dita Von Tease, Because It’s Been Awhile
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They Call This One Lesbian Tenderness
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Kate Upton Got Body Painted
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Hipster Hippy in Short Shorts
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Selena Gomez in a Short Dress on Stage
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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MMA: All Nut Shot Edition – VIDEO
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Amateur Girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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Denise Richards is All Over the Place Lately
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Jessica Burciaga is Always Easy on the Eyes
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I Wanna Be All Over Olivia Wilde
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Candice Swanepoel Is Going To Give You A Workout
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

29

Jul

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Bikini of the Day

I hope you like my sex offender art…even though I had to take Carlos GOmez, a 280 pound man’s sex offender card to make it happen…cuz I don’t have the rights to post the pics of her tight body in a bikini in florida….so I made due..

All that to say….I don’t know about you…but I kinda find it hot that this Selena Gomez bitch, who is just 18, is already technically a sex offender, if someone was willing to press charges on her…and if bieber and her were actually having sex…because I think it is just a publicity stunt…even though I’d totally be trying to slam her at 14 too….cuz her body almost makes me feel like a criminal looking at her…only she’s 18….


TO See The Bikini Pics – Cuz I Don’t Have the Right to Post Them
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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

29

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Hard Nipples on Set of the Day

I’ve decided these hard nippled Liz Hurley pics in a luxurious looking robe on the set of Gossip Girl….is all I really need to post to call it a day…seriously…I’m exhausted from looking at this amazingness..I think all my blood went to my testicles…or some shit and I’m feeling kinda faint…or maybe it’s just the dehydration, diabetes, liver failure, obesity, kidney stones, skin rash, impotency getting the bes t of me…

That’s not to say I won’t post more today…but it is to say..why the fuck bother…mom or not….late 40s or not….she’s fantastic.

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley

2011

29

Jul

Ashley Greene Shitty Tits in a One Piece of the Day

Here’s Ashley Greene in some kind of onesie for the perverts who think girls dressed in outfits originally designed for infants is hot….While it just reminds me that she’s overrated and that she doesn’t try to seduce us throught he media as she should, cuz if she cared about the pervert fans for a minute, instead of the 14 year olds…she’d have hard nipples and a fucking cameltoe….but then again…maybe she can’t get cameltoes…you know since she’s a virgin thanks to a relationship with a Jonas Brother….

Either way, she’s so fucking boring…it is almost ridiculous….

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2011

29

Jul

Kristin Cavallari’s Got Tit of the Day


I am pretty sure Kristin Cavallari got implants. I can only assume it was in efforts to make herself a little more relevant…you know since she hardly matters…but I could be wrong…you know maybe she just changed her birth control pill…or maybe she gains her weight in her titties…or maybe…just maybe…this is what they always looked like..I just didn’t bother noticing…cuz she doesn’t fucking matter…but they do look rounder, bigger, fuller and like they hang better…and implants are the low level girl’s answer to getting noticed…and I guess it worked…cuz here I am pondering her tits…which is coincidentally also one of my lowest points in my life…

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2011

29

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Disgusting On Stage See Thru of the Day

I think Lady Gaga is the worst Madonna impersonator of all time. I’ve seen actually trannies, not cunts who stuff their panties to be controversial and get noticed, who do a better job of it than her….

I know for a fact, due to insider info that the label was looking for a new Madonna to connect and inspire the growing demographic of homos and fat chicks who need someone to make them feel good about being who they are, gay or ugly freaks….

And I find it boring…It’s like everything she does is a cry for attention, and it works for her, but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t annoy a whole other group of people, and my fingers are crossed that one of those people she annoys, pulls a John Lennon schizo shoot her outside her house, hustle…because let’s face it…she’d deserve it….

Here she is on Kimmel, in a thong, I won’t post the video…but I will say that 2 years ago, Gaga was in Toronto at some after party with Perez that I snuck into, she was at a booth surrounded by security, so I drunkenly decided to reach around her security to grab her ass….repeatedly, passionately, and even violently….she didn’t notice, and I was doing this for at least 5 minutes….and unfortunately….it really wasn’t even all that bad….it was juicy and lovely…but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want her to disappear…it just means….she has one redeeming quality….until I find out she is in fact a man and that I was fondeling a man’s ass…which is always possible…who cares…

Posted in:Lady Gaga