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2012

21

Mar

Tara Reid Face Close Up in Video of the Day

The world needs more close up video of Tara Reid’s face. You know after years of partying and hard living, there’s a whole lot of stories present in each line, bag, discoloration and saggy skinned crevice.

You know it has taken her years of abuse, drugs, booze, sleepless nights, facials (not the beauty salon kind) to leave remnants of a youthful hot chick damaged, tired and ready for a nap…and that needs to be celebrated.

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2012

21

Mar

Model Jennifer Miller’s Ass in a Bikini Bottom of the Day

She’s a 28 year old model who I’ve never posted before, probably because she isn’t all that interesting to look at, and even in her decade long modeling career, and relationships with guys in bands, hasn’t got any topless for fashion pics I’ve been compelled to post, leading me to think she’s just another one of those low level signed models with a contract but with little impact in the world of modeling….she just wears clothes on runways…kinda thing….you know we can’t all be Elvis of our chosen careers, but she has a modeling contract none-the-less and that means she’s skinny, and here she is in a bikini, maybe looking awkward to some, but good enough for me.

Posted in:Jennifer Miller

2012

21

Mar

Reese Witherspoon’s Gunt is Probably Caused By an Occupied Uterus of the Day

Reese Witherspoon could just be Bloated, fat, Swollen in the uterus from her previous dozen kids….dumpy from always being dumpy, you know a little too into souther fried cooking to ever really be fit….I mean since she first hit Hollywood she played the fat chick as far as I’m concerned, sure it was the fat chick who controlled her fatness as hard as she could before getting knocked up on set of Cruel Intentions, only to tricky homie into marrying her, and living a horrible life with her, before her good Christian values that I like to call a fucking lie, led her to another homie, who has been rumored to have knocked her up, occupying her swollen gunt she’s always had, but now has a reason for having….and like all good Christian Women, she’s remaried, so this isn’t a bastard brewing, it’s just you know, another kid to add to her army, made by different sperm, like she was a ghetto fucking stripper in line at WalMart with 4 kids all a different shade of brother. If you know waht I mean.


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2012

21

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS always amazes me…whether it is how insane people are, how stupid people are, how incredible people are….it’s just a great glance into the hell we live in that is luckily going to explode soon.

Road Rage Leads To Gas Station Explosion
A Florida woman lost her temper at a Florida gas station, cutting off another driver, and ran into a gas pump, igniting a fire.

Wisconsin Church Hold Sex Offenders-Only Services
A Wisconsin church hold an adults-only service for registered sex offenders that is adults-only.

Brawl outside Greenwich Village McDonald’s caught on video

Video taken from inside a McDonald’s in Greenwich Village captures a violent brawl in front of the fast food restaurant. The video starts off with three men punching and kicking each other Saturday night on West 3rd Street.

Woman Falls Into Lake While Texting
A woman who was too busy texting on her phone to pay attention to where she was walking fell of a pier in Michigan and was rescued by a bystander.

Jury Duty For A 3rd Grader
One 9 year-old Massachusetts native is chosen to participate in jury duty.

VIDEO: Pilot Orders Skydivers to Jump, Saved Their Lives
A hot air balloon pilot is credited with saving live before a fast-moving thunderstorm slammed his balloon into the ground.

Bear bites Florida woman walking dog
A Longwood woman is being treated for injuries after she was bitten by a bear while walking her dog.

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2012

21

Mar

Topless Scene on Set of Spring Breakers of the Day

It’s not an Spring Break without titties….so I guess the geniuses behind the Spring Breakers….a movie that stars Vanessa “not so hot but willing to show her naked twat” Hudgens…..Selena “Sex Offender Who Looks 12” Gomez and some other bitch no one has ever heard of but that who is milking this as hard as she can cuz this is her big break….They’ve had the paparazzi on set everyday to fuel the hype behind what I am sure is going to be a fucking shitty movie….and not just because Spring Break is a tacky Jersey Shore mess of disgusting….but because I can just tell…..but at least they are keeping it as authentic as possible by getting a couple dumb cunts to be their “topless” partiers…making these pics likely the best part of the movie….mainly cuz I like seeing local bitches get excited enough to do this cuz you know the producer met her in a bar a few nights earlier and she thinks this is her big break….amazing….but she’ll probably amount to nothing but an extra, with these morals and values, she’ll likely be pregnant in a few months anyway…..so take her 5 minutes of fame in…..it’s worth it cuz there are tits.


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Posted in:Titties in Movies

2012

21

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Has Tits of the Day

So this Jennifer Lawrence bitch, who you are about to hear a lot about, because she’s in some Hunger Games shit that is supposed to be the next Twilight, big deal, big scale, big budget, blockbuster franchise, so she’s gonna be around the next 10 years and worth 100 million dollars when it is all said and done, cuz she made the smart move of selling herself out as an actor for the money, typecasting herself for one brand, and making her a good candidate to K-Fed….especially now that we know she’s got tits….

I don’t really give a fuck about her either way, she does nothing for me, she’s not all that hot, she’s got a vagina, and I guess that’s good enough, but I’m already bored of her without even knowing who the fuck she is before a couple of weeks ago….

Here she is on David Letterman….

Here is the whole interview in garbage fucking quality…..because she talks about peeing.


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2012

21

Mar

Paz de la Huerta by the Pool for Terry Richardson of the Day

Paz de la Huerta is some crackhead or meth addicted looking hipster bitch who looks the right amount of haggard for me to want to have sex with her….She’s recently become Terry Richardson’s must, and he’s got pics of her all over his site, because she’s a crazy hipster bitch who gets naked wherever she goes….maybe because she likes it, maybe because she’s fucked up and doesn’t know what she’s doing, or maybe because she knows Terry Richardson is right now the top of the fashion photography game, and that people are watching him, and thus watching her…..you know some backlash from being fired from Boardwalk Empire, the gig I’m sure she thought was gonna make her a big deal…and I guess it kinda did….but the ride is over and now she’s doing all she can do to stay relevant…it’s hard out there for an aspiring bitch who loves getting naked….and at least she’s getting naked…..next time I hope for more pussy lip.

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2012

21

Mar

Kate Moss Forgets to Do Up Her Pants of the Day

I think Kate Moss is probably one of the best models of all time….only because she lives the fucking rockstar life….going to all the best parties, fucking all the unprotected rockstar and A-List celebrity cock she can get her pussy around. She’s not fat, in fact hated for being too skinny in the 90s, she’s aged amazing like all that hard living has kept her pickled and preserved… but most importantly throughout most of this, she’s been a fucking mom to a kid I doubt sees that much….which is exciting me since I am an aspiring deadbeat parent….it can be done in the classiest of fucking ways…..I also like that she doesn’t give a fuck, you know part of being a millionaire for being hot, with top grade millionaires throwing their semen at her….and in being as punk as she is…she always gets topless or naked, when paid or unpaid, cuz why bother not being naked…

That said, I’m not sure why her pants are undone. But I’m glad they are….

Maybe she’s airing out her well traveled, tired, dirty twat I wish I could taste….

Maybe I should stop focusing on that…because this is the kid of shit that can motivate me to try to convince mom’s in the park to undo their pants…and that’s the kind of shit that gets me arrested…or hurt….


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Posted in:Kate Moss

2012

21

Mar

Zippora Seven in L’Officiel Ukraine March 2012 of the DAy

You know what I like about Zippora Seven, besides her hippie fucking name, that is cartoon-ish and fun, but for some reason makes me want to grown out my bush and roll around in mud while hugging a fucking tree and eating organic vegan food like her parents…it’s just that exciting a name…

I like that she gets naked for fashion or more importantly for money to put herself out there on the international scene, but even more importantly, she was getting naked for fashion or more importantly for money when she was fucking 16 in 2008 , because like all good sheep herders from New Zealand, her nudist parents embraced her tight teen titties as much as I wish I could….

That was 4 years ago, but she’s still up to her old tricks, this time at 20 and in some Ukrainian edition of a fashion mag….she started at it young, nice and experienced and still young. I dig it.

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2012

21

Mar

Jordan Carver is a Cowgirl of the Day

Here are some ridiculous Jordan Carver pictures because I don’t understand Jordan Carver…Sure I get the big tits people like looking at…that’s pretty easy to understand….I just don’t get how they happened. Are they real? They can’t be…they must be fake….and the good news for this Carver nobody but a bitch with huge tits…is that shit compensates for her average at best face. I’m sure she’s a nice girl though….I mean she must be to be out taking pics like this for attention…Right?

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2012

21

Mar

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have a stalker….which is nice….it shows appreciation for me…it makes me feel relevant….like I exist…like I matter… .even if it is probably a man…who wants me dead….even if it’s just someone playing a joke on me….I pretend it is a hot chick willing to save me fromt this hell…

Notes have left on my door that read “I know who you are”….and “I want to be inside you like you are inside me”….and the paranoid side of me wants to lock myself in a basement with a shotgun….but the romantic side of me is thinking…this could be real love….even if I end up skinned and butchered in a dumpster…..maybe I’m just happy that for once….I’m not the stalker….

Here are some morning links while I go hide.

Kirsten Dunst Hot Tits in a Nude Scene
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Timelapse of the Chicago River Being Dyed Green – VIDEO
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Well Good Morning Gia Marie
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Hottest Sports Wives and Girlfriends Who Need Their Own Reality Show
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Free Cam Shows Will Make It Easier to Get Through the Week
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Sometimes Funny Tits Are Better Than Sexy Tits
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25 Novels That Should Have Movie Adaptations
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Courtney Stodden Still Believes In America
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Amateur and a Dildo on Video – VIDEO
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Live Web Cams, For Your Pleasure
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Porno Link Dump
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More Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson in Bikinis
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Kim Kardashian Inspired Webcam Star of the Day
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Posted in:MHD

2012

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was going to write “That awkward moment when you realize you just finished having sex with your son” on my FACEBOOK PROFILE , but decided not to, because DrunkenStepfather is a dying art….I don’t get friend request, but I lose friends real fast…..eventually leaving me all alone on the internet like I am all alone in life…and that’s depressing…so I chose censorship….even more depressing….but making noise when no one is listening is pretty ineffective when outting the world for being a gang of fucking lying, scumbag, cunts.

This is the best youtube video I’ve ever seen….in my life

Here are the stepLINKS….

Tara Reid Red Carpet Tits….
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Lohan Paid a Pornstar to Fuck Her
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Susan Sarandon 1982 – Fully See Through Bathing Suit Pics
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Nicki Minaj is Fat….
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Sofia Vergara’s Sexiest Looks
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Chicago Cop Chokes Out a Mouthy Kid
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People Spinning Weirdness
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This Green River Shit Can’t Be Good for the Environment
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Katy Perry Nice Tittie Fuck Cleavage
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Taylor Momsen Spreads Her Pussy Up In Canada
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Jessica Simpson is Eating for 20 or Something
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Live Web Cam Sluts Will Make Any Day a Whole Lot Better
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Dog VS Toilet – VIDEO
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Sara Jean Underwood at a Hot Nerd Car Wash
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Ughhhh When is Katy Perry Gonna Ditch the God Awful Blue Hair
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Jesska is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Busty Bombshell Yoko Matsugane
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Free Cam Shows, It’s a Price You Can’t Beat
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Bendy Cheerleader Fucks a Big Dildo on Video
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Hottest Wives and Girlfriends in Major League Baseball
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Gwenyth Paltrow Wants Us All to Know She Wrote Her Incredibly Fucking Pretentious Cookbook Herself
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Coco Flashed Her Tit Cause That’s All She’s good For
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Lucy Liu, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Story Time With a Crack Whore – VIDEO
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When Camels Attack. WTF? – VIDEO
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Ahhhhhh Adriana Lime Bikini Pics Help Ease the Pain of Knowing She is Having another Kid
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Kitty Lea is Sexy in a Leather Dress
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Beyonce is Standing in the Middle of SCARY
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Susan Sarandon See Through From 1982 and She is Lookin Hot
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Tristan is Sex at Home
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Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Italia
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Victoria Rae Will Turn Your Frown Up Side Down
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Miss Reef Chile 2012
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This Photoset Will Make You an Ass Man
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Mother Believes Son Is Possessed Slashes His Throat!!! [Video]
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Mandy and Sabrina are Super Sexy
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Simon Cowell Spends $6000 On Pleasant Chats At Strip Club
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Melissa Debling’s Sexy Strip Video For ZOO
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Long and Leggy Fashion Babe Anyone?
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What’s Up With Jennifer Nicole Lee & Her Prostitute Dresses?
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Ahhhhhhhhh a Drunken Bar Brawl
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Isabella is Sexy Outdoors
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10 of the sexiest celebrity lesbians
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Demi Moore Winds the Photoshop Awards Today
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Ahhhhh Rosa Acosta Hotness!
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Eva Longoria Needs A Cock In That Ass
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Sometimes Trying to Be Hot in Porn Has the Opposite Effect
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Gorilla Throwing Shit at the Zoo Keeper
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The Worst Cliche’s in Sport
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From the stepFORUM
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Sabine Jemeljanova’s Boobs for NUTS
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Izabella Scorupco Sexy in Red
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Emma Watson Tight Pants
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Jennifer Morrison Blue Dress
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Kelly Brook Ankles
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Mallika Sherawa Throwback Cleavage!
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Yvonne Strahovski Hot Erotic Photoshoot
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Sylvie van der Vaart – Hot Fucking Woman in a Dress With Legs Crossed
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Natascha McElhone Boring Photoshoot
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Alicia Arden’s Got Tit
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Scarlet Johansson in Anna Magazine
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Beyonce’s Big Fat Mom Ass
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Kate Middleton Bending Over to Dig Dirt – In a Dress!
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Tulisa Blowjob Video – ALLEGED – Blowjob Video
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Webcam Star of the Day – EVA MENDES LOOK-A-LIKE – With Dildos….
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Our Friend Enrique Sucking Brett Rossi’s TIt
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smutMEET! – PORN LINK DUMP! – Best Porn Of the Day!
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Throwback Post – Sara Jean Underwood Nerd Car Wash from 2010
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2012

20

Mar

Miss Bahamas Anastagia Pierre Bikini Pics of the Day

Anastagia Pierre is some Miss Bahamas bich who is in the news because she greeted Prince Harry at some function in the Bahamas that he was attending to celebrate his mother in all her colonies, or some shit…and because she was in the same room as him the tabloids called her up to get her take on the meeting and to get stupid quotes about how he put her at ease because he always made eye contact and other equally stupid blown out of proportion shit…that ends in her saying that she currently has a boyfriend, but she would consider going out with him, cuz girls are whore…..and so is the media…..used to lure you in and treat you like an idiot….feeding you stories and lies….and half truths…..but none of that matters…what matters is that all this hype has led to some staged bikini pics…and as a guy who like blackness my old friend….I find them kinda hot….

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2012

20

Mar

Maria Menounos Dancing with the Stars Dance of the Day

Maria Menounos is kinda hot…mainly cuz she has 2 vaginas…you know like all greek girls….only unlike all the greek girls I know she’s not obese, or hairy, but her pussy may smell of Feta….I just can’t be too sure…because I’ve neever smelled her pussy – BUT I HAVE SEEN IT

Dancing with the Stars….or the almost stars…or the barely stars…or the “I hope this gives me second chance in my uselessness”…..is uninteresting, possibly one of the worst shows on TV, except when you watch it at 1/4 speed and remember that the way a girl moves on the dancefloor is similar to the way she fucks….

Menounos….is likely a good fuck…otherwise she’d never be on TV….she’s ok in my books….I just wish I knowed how to read.

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2012

20

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Bent Over Pics of the Day

I know….these bent over ass shots would be far more appealing if she was in a solid color pant…cuz this fucking optical illusion shit isn’t letting me figure out where her ass stops or starts or where her pussy is….but then again, if she wasn’t wearing pants at all would really make these pics more appeaing….but my wishes never comee true. I’m a loser like that…in fact I am a loser in a lot of other ways to0.

That said, I love that she SHOWS HER HOT NAKED BODY IN MOVIES ….and also manages some Disney garbage Lohan angrily masturbates to….wishing she had those gigs….hating her for getting them…but loving the fact that they exist as much as she loves paying pornstars to fuck her…..

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