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2011

08

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

My stomach is still dying….dying so much that every sip of booze I took last night made me throw up….and I never throw up when I drink…not even when I end up hospitalized cuz I’m convulsing on the street corner midday after 36 hours of “Good Times”…..so broken stomachs are making it hard to get drunk..

Here are some links…

This Kid Can Skateboard Better Than You, But That’s Probably Easy Because You Suck at Everything – VIDEO
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Ranking the Hottest Fan from Each NFL Team
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Free Cam Shows That Will Blow Your Mind
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Ai Shinozaki is a Japanese Hottie
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Watching Toddlers Dances Makes Me Laugh But It Probably Makes You Horny, Pervert. – VIDEO
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Jenni is Sexy in Stripes
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Kelly Brooke’s Tits Are Insane
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Are True Professionals
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Why Buy a Dildo When You Can Use a Wine Bottle
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The Hottest German Women – GALLERY
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Posted in:MHD

2011

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I have Shat Our All My Vital Organs….at least it feels that way…There is no way I’m not dying…but at least in my dying I had a girl offer to pee in my mouth…she claimed it was an old family cure…I feel like it’s a lie…or maybe something she was brought up thinking was real because daddy liked golden showers…and I’m willing to test it out…as long as it is directly from her vagina…

That said here are my stepLINKS…

ALi Lohan Is Skinny and Hot
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Ali Lohan Also Has a New Face
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Beyonce Pregnant in a Bikini….
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Song Of the DAy
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This Celine Dion Intruder Who Took a Bath in her House is Amazing…
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Bus Driver of the Year – VIDEO
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Courtney Stodden Goes to Hollywood…Possibly Does Hollywood
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Miss Columbia is Will Be Crowned Miss Pussy of the Universe
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Live Web Cam Chicks to Waste Your Time With
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Bahara is Sexy on the Beach
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Can’t Get Enough of Ashley Hobbs
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The Hottest Women on Fall’s New TV Shows
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Abigail Clancy is Basically In Her Underwear
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How About Some Ashley Greene?
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Free Cam Shows That Will Get Your Blood Pumping
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18 Year Old Films Herself Getting Off
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Guess Who Has a Pearl Necklace?
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Top 25 College Football Rankings: Hot Alum Edition
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Tara Reid Panty Upskirt
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Scarlett Johansson Has Been Around a Lot Lately
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How About Some Minka Kelly?
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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WTF Photo of the Day
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This Cop Has Gotta Be High or Some Shit – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Who Would You Rather? British Beauty Edition
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Russian Man Grabs 1000 Pairs Of Breasts, All For Putin?!
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How About Some Pippa Middleton?
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Big Tittied Babe With a Glass Dick
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I Love This Angel in a Short Dress
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Irina Shayk Brings the Hotness As Always
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Awesome Teen Tits
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Kim Kardashianès Cleavage is Insane as Always
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Tess is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Michael Bay’s Girlfriend Has an Insane Ass
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Kate Upton is Topless
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Striptease of the Day
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Evan Rachel Wood Loses a Tooth
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

EXCLUSIVE: WARRIOR Movie Review
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A Billion Dollar Upskirt
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Michael Bay Has No Fucking Integrity
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TOP 10 Coolest Nationalities
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SOME SMUT:

Porn Quote of the Week “Make Me Into a Worthless Vegetable”
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Bus Trip Turned Into an Elderly Orgy
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Some Dead Animal Club Kid Sex Show
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Some Chick Bragging About Her Blowjob Skills
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Stoned College Girls
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Some Beach Cabin Changing Voyeurism
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

07

Sep

Leilani Dowding Topless at the Beach of the Day

Here is 1998’s Miss Great Britain who hasn’t done anything since being 1998′s Miss Great Britain, unless you consider having her Tits out in Miami doing something, which I do….because it’s far more rewarding than any pageant she won 13 fucking years ago….at least for me…even though she’s nothing special to look at…but nipples have a tendancy to make me want to rape. I blame animal instinct.

To See Leilani Dowding Topless on the Beach
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2011

07

Sep

Michael Bay is Fucking Lauren Stoner This Miami Self Proclaimed Bikini Model of the Day

The rumor is that this is the girl Michael Bay is fucking…the rumor started with pictures of him and her on the beach…with her Hot Bikini Ass exposed…and really I dont’ think it is a real issue…for a celebrity director to fuck some tacky bitch he probably met at the club who is trying to increase her profile cuz she’s tired of doing shitty lingerie shows no one attends…..

I personally hate these low level, self proclaimed models, who for some reason decide they are hot, so they get photographers to shoot them like they are Lima….even though they have broken down face….

I mean anyone with a model mayhem account who thinks she is a model is a fucking joke….

But if you land a celeb….that could all change…even if you have a horrible face….and remember these are her “pro shots” and she still looks like shit…but that ass is good…Proving that it pays to be a whore.

That’s today’s life lesson…here’s her FACEBOOK …Here are some of her low level pics….she’s living her dream all the hardwork has paid off…it’s good to be a vagina.

To See More of her in a Bikini Pics With her Hot Ass and Michael bay….
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Posted in:Michael Bay

2011

07

Sep

Some Kim Kardashian Thickness of the Day

It always amazes me that someone so fat and more importantly someone so shitty at making a sex tape …I’m talking real boring sex ….even though that sex tape is the only reason she’s famous, cuz other than that sex tape she’s got nothing else going for her….no talent, no skill, just pure garbage human….but for some reason you all care….so here are her tits…and belly…and ass…and midget stalky legs….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

07

Sep

Jennifer Love Hewitt Box Shot of the Day

Oh my god…Jennifer Love is walking around with her box out in the open…Yeah weak joke…but part of me is happy it isn’t her actual box because if it was I’d be forced to masturbate to her thickness…when I’d rather just point and laugh at it…but Vagina has this spell on me, whether it is its ability to pee, period, fuck and smell multitasking, or just cuz I’m a dude….making shit that I don’t want become something I want bad…if you’re a guy, you get what I mean…and that is never turn your back on a cunt.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

07

Sep

Carola Remer in Lingerie and a Vintage Ferrari for Pop Magazine of the Day

Here’s a hot photoshoot of some model named Carola Remer, I know nothing about her, but I’m loving this vintage erotica feel all lingerie wearing in a photoshoot…posed with a vintage Ferrari…It’s a lot more interesting than the trashy bitches I’m used to even if she is a trashy bitch beneath the surface that is this photoshoot that is blinding my judgement…because sometimes it is good to take things at face value…

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2011

07

Sep

Kelly Brook Tits in White But She’s No Virgin of the Day

Kelly Brook brought her new mother who never was thanks to a miscarriage or a more likely aborition as it would put a damper on her career and fuck with her body that has finally started getting real recognition after 15 years of trying…tits to some GQ event and I posted the pictures…I mean shit, the bitch is busty, known for her tits and that’s pretty much all I know about her…I mean other than that her VAGINA LIKES TO STICK ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME

Here are her tits in white…

Emma Watson was there and she was in some futuristic plaid uniform showing legs in heels and since I’m not a creep who has been jerking off to this girl, anxiously awaiting her getting her first period….cuz Harry Potteer fans are weird…but I am a creep…so I’m posting it anyway….

Lara Stone cuz she’s a model cunt who tried to sue me….

Abigail Clancy in some proper see through cuz she’s a whore…

Daisy Lowe cuz She Just Did Playboy and Looked Amazing But Not as Amazing as the Fact her dad didn’t want her…

Charlize Theron Skinny and Starving for her Home….Africa

Kylie Minogue cuz She’s a Cancer Survivor you want to fuck…

Holly Valance who?

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

07

Sep

Shenae Grimes Fat Useless GUNT of the Day

I call Shenae Grimes useless and I mean it. I had the misfortune of meeting useless Shenae Grimes last year….and I had no idea who she was until after I was told. I think I actually called her a groupie slut cuz she was with a guy I know who has a following….

So here is this Canadian nobody, who has gone all 90210 showing off her swollen gunt, I can only assume is pregnancy or laziness and trust me when I say…there is nothing hot about her at all. I’ve seen it first hand…

I just like reminding those 5 of you who know who she is and think she’s hot cuz she has a vagina.

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