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2012

18

Jan

Rihanna’s Silver Medal Bathing Suit cuz She’s Second Rate of the Day

Rihanna’s wearing some silver bathing suit that I like to pretend represents her status in the world…you know second rate, but the truth is the bitch won the fucking lottery and when you factor in her level of talent….it really brings that first place winner now a millionaire celebrity point home….And the good news is I like staring at bitches in bikinis….so it all works out in the end….and unfortunately…this is the only currency I have….cuz I’m the real loser in all this…but I do it anyway…and that’s ok…

Here are some shots she put up on twitter like a good girl seeking attention


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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

18

Jan

David Hasselhoff’s Young Pussy of the Day

When you’re rich and famous…even if that fame is for being a fucking clown….young pussy will still fuck you…because it is better than fucking their college boyfriends….even if he’s the Quarterback…cuz he’s not David Hasselhoff…the guy from TV….sluts are idiots and that’s ok….

Here are the pics of her visiting him on the apprentice probably in hopes of meeting actual celebs she can leave him for…he’s the gateway creepy old cock cuz he’s got more connections that the door man at her favorite club she was fucking for free cover charge….why else would she be in a tube top bikini top…

Posted in:Daivd Hasselhoff

2012

18

Jan

Emily Blunt in Some Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

Nothing says going to the gym…or in my case waiting outside the gym cuz of the restraining order…like tight pants hugging pussy…

I don’t know who Emily Blunt is…but I know what her pussy looks like…in tight pants…which is probably pretty accurate….

Posted in:Emily Blunt

2012

18

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

Haven’t died in vegas yet…Here’s some news….

Grandmother Attacked Michigan At Chuck E. Cheese
A woman attending her grandson’s 7th Birthday was attacked after she asked some patrons to clean up their language.

Florida Strip Club Offers Casey Anthony Job
Body Talk, a gentlemen’s club in Port St. Lucie, Florida has a job to offer Casey Anthony.

School Kids Told To Pretend To Be Slaves For Homework Assignment
A homework assignment in Melvindale, Michigan has one parent fighting mad. The mother is upset that her son was told pretend he was a slave and detail his life on a plantation.

Mom Leaves Kids In Bushes For McDonald’s
A California mother in jail after leaving her children in the freezing cold while she went to McDonalds. A bystander found the children in the bushes and called the police.

Texas Family Terrorized in Road Rage Incident
What happened on a trip home from dropping the kids off at school has left a Balch Springs family very afraid. They say a road rage incident escalated into some kind of terror campaign.

Mom Found Inappropriate Emails from Therapist to Girl
A mother’s instinct and persistence helped police arrest a North Texas therapist and charge him with sexual assault of her teenaged daughter, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

Video shows Sarasota bus, car crash
Authorities released video showing a violent collision between a Sarasota County bus and a Toyota from last November.

Security Guard Beaten Over Baby Formula Theft
A security guard caught a beat down when trying to stop thieves from running out of a Target store in Manalapan, New Jersey with the product.

Postal Worker Caught Throwing Package Over Fance
A California man caught a US Postal Service worker tossing his antique clock over a fence.

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2012

18

Jan

Hottest Megan Fox Pictures of the Day

These are the hottest pics I’ve seen of Megan Fox all day…and I’d write hateful shit but why bother I’m traveling…drunk…done with customs and ready to drink more…when I find a computer all be back…while this may be my last post ever….and this is my legacy….Megan Fox on her period traveling….which would be great since I’m a real fucking winner…

Check back later fuckers…

Posted in:Megan Fox

2012

18

Jan

Olivia Munn Ass in Jeans of the Day

Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit, Olivia Munn is some serious kind of bottom feeeding cunt who lied to nerds and virgins everywhere on her quest to stardom…hateful shit, hateful shit….her ass looks good in these jeans….and as much as she annoys me…I’d still fuck her…and that’s what this is all about here isn’t it..

Posted in:Olivia Munn

2012

18

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Boring Non Nude Legs of the Day

Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit….Vanessa Hudgens was a kiddie pornographer when she was 17 and then she got boring, fat and tried to back track so we hate her for not going into porn but instead being a whiney hollywood cunt about things…Hateful shit, hateful shit…..here’s some pics of her showing leg…because that’s all I got going for me today…and the truth is I’d still fuck her…

Here she is at some premiere for some movie she’s probably not naked in….

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2012

18

Jan

Michelle Williams Half Naked for GQ of the Day

Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit, she’s got no sex appeal which makes her hamming up Marilyn Monroe despite the golden globe nodes, nothing more than a saturday night live skit…She killed Heath Ledger cuz he had to deal with the shame of knocking her up…she’s more the kind of bitch you fuck and deny it happening…until the paternity tests come up….but I’d still fuck her.

Posted in:Michelle Williams

2012

18

Jan

Foreign Sex Scene of the DAy

Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit, europe is better than america cuz they celebrate sex….hateful shit, hateful shit…this is Louise Bourgoin from Un Heureux Evénement in my foreign sex scene of the day to make you cunt feel cultured…

Posted in:Louise Bourgoin

2012

18

Jan

Julianne Hough in a Bikini Doing Stunts of the Day

Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit, Ryan Seacrest uses her to pretend he’s not gay, hateful shit, she shoulda been a stripper, hateful shit….but I’d still fuck her and her attention seeking dancing with the stars bullshit…


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Posted in:Julianne Hough

2012

18

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m going to Vegas for the Porn awards….and ideally to fuck/marry pornstars…provided I don’t die from drink, smoke, drug, AIDS, or

Between you and me, I should be the host of the shit….but I’ll take the free trip and stare at the perverts….along with being one of the perverts…

This may be the biggest day in DrunkenStepfather.com history….I’ve never got a trip before…maybe that means I haven’t peaked…but between you and me I have…

I’ll still be posting today….cuz even in other cities I’m a hermit reclusive….

Here are some pics of some porn chicks an amazing reader sent in from some other event….

Here’s some morning links….

Some Fresh Prince Remix That Is Kinda Clever – VIDEO
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Italia Has One Hot Body
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The 25 Most Photogenic Sports Hotties
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Free Cam Shows Make Wednesday a Little More Sexy
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The 15 Hottest Women at the 2012 Golden Globes
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NOw That’s What I Call a Balancing Act
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Vanessa Hudgens Doesn’t Look Like a Dirty Hippy For Once
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Swelling Servings: The Growth of American Food Portions
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Be Careful Don’t Get Your Fist Stuck In There – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Got What You Need
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Posted in:MHD

2012

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Funny thing about girls is that the hot ones don’t know they are hot and the girls who think they are hot are actually ugly…which makes getting laid by hot pussy pretty fucking easy….all you gotta do is talk to them…while getting laid by ugly pussy that thinks it is hot is impossible cuz they are superficial and over-compensating for being ugly…that’s why I only fuck hot pussy and leave the ugly shit for the idiots…

That said. I’m drunk.

Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan Are Competeing For the Same Movie Role. I Suggest a Naked Cage Fight to Settle This Once and For All
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Beyonce is Fucking White Washed, Jesus
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Live Cam Shows. Weekdays Don’t Have to Be Dull
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Kristen Bell Self Photoshoot
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What Would You Say If You Sat Behind This Bitch?
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Michelle Williams in her Panties for GQ…I hate her…
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50 Worst Players Who Players Who Made the Most Money
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Women Can’t Parallel Park
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A Couple Girls Cock Teasing Lesbians
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I Hope This Owner Figures Out a Way to Make Money Off This Acrobatic Dog
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Ashley May As Well Be Naked
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Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea and Rosie Jones Videos by Front
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The 15 Hottest Women From FX Shows
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Arianny Celeste’s Got A Killer Body
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Kim Kardashian Told Kris Humphries When, Where, And How To Propose
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Free Cam Shows, You Can Thank Me Later
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Drunk Slut Flashes Her Tits and Pussy in the Club
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Olivia Munn is Back on the Market
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Paula Deen Has Diabetes and That Sound You Just Heard is Every Butter Company In North America Shutting It’s Doors For Good
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Layla Flaherty is is Flashing Her Shit All Over Town
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Marion Cotillard is a Natural Beauty
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If Jessica Alba is Trying to Make Herself Look Disgusting On Purpose, It’s Workings
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Rihanna is Dressed Like a Common Street Walker
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What in Holy Jaundice Hep C Hell is Going on With Kelly Osbourse Face and Hair?!
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WTF Photo Dump of the Day
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You Can’t Be Serious: Imprisoned Christmas Day DUI Killer Sues The Deceased Victim For “Pain And Suffering�!!!
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Hello Evan Dior
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Dolly and Friend Get It On
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Top 5: Objects That Got Stuck In People’s Vaginas
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Top 5: Objects That Got Stuck In People’s Vaginas
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Fabiana Semprebom is Sexy in Swimsuits
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Ahhhhh I Love Me a Long Legged Babe
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I’d Like to Be All Over Gia
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And Another Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Scaring a Web Cam Slut
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Two for One Slutty Web Cam Babes
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7 red flags you’re dating a psycho girlfriend
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Rina’s Thigh Highs Make Me Cum
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Jessica Simpson’s Valid Excuse for Obesity…..all ready to Drop….
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Zooey Deschanel is Chubby and Uninteresting in ALlure
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Acrobatic Dog
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Rita’s Great Tits Showing Pussy
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Courtney Stodden is the New Shauna Sand…..in Booty Shorts….
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Katie Perry in a Video Game
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Ashston Kutcher Will Kick You Ass
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Minefield Clearing Afghanistan
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Some Bitch Named Chelsea French in a See THough Outfit
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Imogen Thomas Spreads Her Legs While Her Tits Fall Out…
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Rihanna: We Can Now Add Prostitution To Her Vacation List
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Marines Demonstrates Knife Hands
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Hot Blonde Big Tits and Pussy Posing
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Natasha Giggs Nipple on Big Brother
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More Salma Hayek Big Old TIts
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The Kanye Kardashian Sex Pics are Some Other Idiot
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Angela Simmons in a Bikini
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Julianne Hough Doing Stunts off a Yacht in a Bikini…
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Kelly Brook In a Lingerie Photoshoot….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

17

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Hot in a Photoshoot of the Day


I don’t know what this photoshoot of Kelly Brook showing half nipples or ass in sheer dresses is from or what it is all about…but I do know she looks better Covered in Lipstick, or Miscarriage, or Period, While Her Vagina Sticks Her Tongue Out at Us …..

That’s all I havee to say about this busy, useless, old, tired finally getting noticed bitch…..


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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

17

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Some Cleavage at a Premiere of the Day

Even when Vanessa Hudgens and her recent weight gain show some cleavage like this was 4 years ago and she was still jailbait on some Disney show taking nude pics of herself to rebel, or to cause scandal, or accidentally, which I doubt…cuz these idiots have so many handlers, it is impossible to slip something like that past them…..I find her boring….but for some weird reason I call being pathetic….I post them anyway…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2012

17

Jan

Rihanna Smoking in a Tight Pink Dress of the Day

I saw these pictures of Rihanna earlier…around the time I realized I didn’t care about these pictures of Rihanna….because smoking weed, whether she posts it to twitter or not…is not impressive…hardcore…crazy…or bad…if she was smoking meth out of a coke can while dude was cumming in her face as another one was cumming in her ass…her drug story may have a bit of a hook…but wandering around hawaii not naked, noth even half naked, just wearing a tight dress doesn’t quite cut it for me…unless you count posting pics along with captions saying how not a big deal they are counts as caring….which I have a feeling it does…reminding me I shoulda killed myself yesterday on Blue Monday…I’m such a failure…

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