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2008

25

Feb

Paz Vega See Through Pics of the Day

Nothing makes me feel more like a lame virgin than posting pictures of girls in see through dresses. The reality of it is that that I don’t give a fuck about these bitches, or their nipples but I do it for you. At times I totally wish I was still a virgin, but those times only come out every couple months when I have a herpes outbreak or when my fat wife convinces me to take a viagra to try to pleasure her, even though my useless dick doesn’t even touch the walls of her really ridiculously big vagina.

This weekend was one of those sex weekends my wife makes me have every once in a while. It’s kind of how I earn my keep around here. I can usually get away with not fuckin’ her for months before her fat disgusting naked body slips viagra in my drink and have no choice. I guess we all have needs and my need is a roof over my head and her needs are oreos and the occasional fuck.

Either way, I saw shit coming the last 2 weeks and was putting it off until this weekend because there’s only so many headaches I can pretend to have. Now the key to fucking my wife is getting as drunk as possible so that i don’t know what I am doing, then take the pill get a boner about 10% of the time because even when drunk and on boner meds she’s still fucking disgusting and makes my dick crawl back inside me like a reverse erection. So I did her and rode her like a Bouncy Castle I haven’t recovered emotionally yet.

So here’s some nipple of some slut you don’t know and be happy that you are a virgin, because sometimes sex is the devil and I saw the devil face to face this weekend. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Paz Vega Gets Naked for Elle of the Day

Posted in:Nipples|Paz Vega|See Through|Tits

2008

25

Feb

Jenna Jameson See Through Pics of the Day

Here’s something that makes no sense, pictures of Jenna Jameson is a see through dress that isn’t even see through. It is something that you’d see your Aunt wear to your sweet 16, trying to look sexy for you without realizing that you’re a fuckin’ homo because sweet 16′s are for girls.

When you’re a pornstar who everyone has seen get fucked, you’d think showing a little nipple wouldn’t even register as being a fuckin’ issue. The reality is that if bitch showed up with a dick in her ass, one in her mouth and 2 in her cunt, it’d still be deemed appropriate because this is Jenna Jameson. Unfortunately Jenna Jameson doesn’t realize that because I guess she’s going through some kind of spiritual transformation that is turning into a donkey lookin’ motherfucker and here she is covering up those tits that have seen more loads than you’ve jerked out of yourself in your entire lifetime and we both know that’s a lot. Yes, I’ve been watching you.


Related Posts:

Jenna Jameson is a Model
Jenna Jameson is the Living Dead
Jenna Jameson is on the Runway in a One-Piece Bathing Suit
Jenna Jameson’s Got Tits
Jenna Jameson was Hot at this Photoshoot

Posted in:Jenna Jameson|See Through|Tits

2008

25

Feb

Jennifer Morrison Bikini Gut of the Day

Her name is Jennifer Morrison and these are some pictures of her this last weekend in a bikini because I guess she wasn’t invited to any Oscar parties, because the industry doesn’t know who she is either. So instead of staying at home crying about it, she decided to show us all how she can afford a trip tot he beach with all the money she makes being on the show House. Unfortunately, instead of showing us up, she showed us how bad of a body she has. So unfortunately for her, I am not posting these pictures for you to jerk off to and to help her establish a new perverted fan base, I am posting them to inspire her to go on a fuckin’ diet and take up working out. My theory is that if you want to be on TV, you’ve gotta have the body for it, because if I wanted to see a bitch who looks 2 months pregnant, I’ll just stick to hanging outside the abortion clinic, because I know that those sluts are easy.


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Ivana Trump’s Old Lady Gut in a Bikini
Britney Spears Dancing in a Bikini
Nicole Richie Pregnant Bikini

Posted in:Ass|Belly|Bikini|Jennifer Morrison|Tits

2008

25

Feb

Elsa Pataky Bikini Like’s Big Nosed Oscar Winners of the Day

You know when you see a hot fucking young piece of ass walking down the street with some old ugly motherfucker and you don’t understand what the hell they are doing with them until you see them both get into a convertible Porsche and drive off with smiles on their faces and the wind in their hair, then it all makes sense….The hot slut is a gold digging whore and can see past the dudes obvious deformities by convincing herself that they are charming or cute because they fuckin’ deformity comes with a platinum card.

Elsa Pataky is the pretty much the same story only instead of a convertible, dude’s got an academy award and instead of being old and ugly, dude looks a fuckin’ cartoon sketch you get drawn of you at the fair. I guess that academy award comes with a whole lot more perks than just Porsche, like star treatment internationally, or maybe vacation houses everywhere and lots of down time to fuck and that’s a pretty good trade off for this hot pussy.

So if you’re tired of being a piece of shit loser no one gives a fuck about, you should just go out there an win an academy award and all the pussy will just fall in your lap without anywork despite your ridiculously small penis.


Related Posts:

Elsa Pataky in a Bikini Lookn’ Hot

Posted in:Bikini|Elsa Pataky|Tits

2008

25

Feb

Brooke Hogan’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

I was going to live blog the Academy Awards, then I realized that it would be more exciting to Live Blog a a fucking funeral because shit is equally depressing but at least at a funeral you can seduce a mourning new widow to get in your bed and suck your dick in her recent vulnerable state.

I tried to watch 5 minutes of the shit, but turned it off because I don’t have a TV and was forced to go to this queer 80 year old neighbor’s house, when dude pulled out his dick and started jerking off to Jane Russell or some other hot pussy from his day, I figured it was time to book.

To lighten the post Oscar depression, here are some pictures of Brooke Hogan acting a fool with her fake tits that she tries to pretend aren’t fake tits on the beach. Despite her amazing beach dance moves, she will never win an Oscar, but at least she’s already won our hearts. Right….

Related Posts:

Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Top
Brooke Hogan Dancing Around in Her Underwear on Stage
Brooke Hogan in Assless Pants
Brooke Hogan’s Bikini Ass
Some More Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan|Implants|Tits

2008

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I tend to get drunk on Friday during the day and always end up not sobering up enough until Sunday night to post my links – I really should work on that – but if you knew me then you’d know it was the least of my worries. I got some hate mail this weekend from a guy who realizes I suck at life:

You really are a fucking idiot. Not your fault, I’m sure inbreeding coupled with genetic degradation played a crucial role in this. But the fact remains that you are one of the stupidest human beings ever to be snipped from a placenta. Your mother should have had her uterus burned out with a red-hot poker, while your “father”, whatever mentally-retarded syphillitic bears that honor, should’ve had his testicles cut out with something rusty and crushed into axle grease.

Thanks for reading! Now here are my links:

Ex Stripper in Her Stripper Dress and Dita Von Teese Tattoo at the Oscars
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This Undwear Model Shows Off Her Hot Ass in Underwear
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Guess the Oscar Boob
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Some Fake TIt Model With a G-String Ass
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A Very Big Set of Fake Tits on this Club Slut….
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Valerie Bertinelli was a Slut and a Cokehead….And So Was I…
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Miley Cyrus Sex Face at the Oscars
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Here are 3 Webcam Girls and their Thongs…
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Pam Anderson’s Cameltoe for Old Times
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Kate Walsh is Getting Stripped at Airport Security
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More on the Girl in the Gene Simmons Sex Tape
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Heidi Klum at the Oscars in a Period Dress
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Sarah Stage is a Slut and This is Her Video
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Some Vivica A Fox Cleavage
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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George Clooney and His Gold Diggin’ Vegas Cocktail Watiress on the the Red Carpet
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America’s Next Top Model May be a Man
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Her Name is Susannah Murray and She is Hot as Hell in FHM
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Here’s a Live Blog of the Oscars Cuz I have no Patience for that shit
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Shay Laren in a Hot Slutty Photoshoot
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Eva Herzigova Does Beachwear
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Katie Holmes Looks 40
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Here are a Whole Lot of Celebrity Upskirt Pictures
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Some GIrl in a Cheesy Fur Bra and Underwear Set Strippin
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Ashlee Simpson Performed at LAX and This Picture of Her Leaving Makes Me Think She Was Turning Tricks in the Bathroom
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Some Webcam Slut Dancing and Gets Busted and Beat Up
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What the Fuck is Going On in This Video?
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Stephanie Ly is Some Hot Lookin’ Asian Canadian Model and She’s Half Naked….Posing…
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Louise Glover Upskirt Matches Her Dress
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Her Name is Monica Leigh and She’s on Myspace in Sheer Panties….
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10 Songs That Gets Girls to Strip
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Pregnant Angelina Jolie Showing Off The Magic of Cum
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Tom Ford’s New Naked Chick Ad Campaign
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Here’s a Weird Video Called Invisible Girl With a Weird Fuckin’ Girl SHowing Off Her Weird Fuckin’ Tits
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Here’s a GOod JOb For You
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Kelly LeBrock from the 80s Movie Weird Science Didn’t Age So Well
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I know You Are Reading this Site and What You Did is Disgusting
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So You Want to be an Adult Film Star – The VIdeo
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The Evolution of Some Slut Named Jenn Sterger
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Some Girl Write the Rules of Giving a Blowjob for you to Give Your Imaginary Girlfriend
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Her Name is Diana Razinn and She’s Worth Lookin At WHen in Her Underwear
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Drew Barrymore Kisses the Mac Guy in Public
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Some Wild Big Brother Seizure/Pass Out
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Plastic Surgeon Fixes Some Wonky Tits
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Go Here for Some Pretty Wild Videos
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Oh Shit – Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Daddy Isn’t Her Baby Daddy
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Kelley Hazell in Her Underwear for Some Photoshoot
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Some Dude Talking to Caprice’s TIts…Because They Pretty Much All There is To Her…
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Some Granny Attacks a Male Stripper…Insane
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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FROM THE FORUM

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Sarah MacLachlan – Solace
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City and Colour – Sometimes
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Air- Everybody Hertz
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Hoobastank – The Reason
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Cypress Hill — Self-titled
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Veruca Salt – 8 Arms To Hold You
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Norah Jones – The Greatest Hits
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Disturbed – Discography
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Minus the Bear – Highly Refined Pirates
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Operation Ivy Thread
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Limp Bizkit Discography
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Sublime – Gold
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Common – Like Water For Chocolate
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Guns n Roses – Ultimate Rarities
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Sarah McLachlan Thread
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Johnny Cash – American IV
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City and Colour – Bring Me Your Love
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REM – Green
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Asshole Tattoo
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More Young and Busty Pics
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Some Beautiful Asses
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Some guy getting his Red Wings
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Some chicks that love Krispy Kreme Donuts
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls are Fun
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

22

Feb

Lohan is Hiding from the Camera in Leggings of the Day

I read somewhere that Lohan’s mother thinks that Lohan is an artist, which is a lot like your mom telling you that you’re really handsome and that you’ll find yourself a woman who sees it one day, but until then you always have mommy to take care of you….

It turns out that the artist formerly known as Lohan has landed a new job opposite Jack Black which I guess is a sure sign of art, but more like the art that the homeless man down the street makes with his shit on the bus shelter and in public bathrooms and less like something that kids will be analyzing in schools 20 years down the road because shit is genius….

Since I hate Jack Black, I am going to assume that he’s the reason she’s hiding from the cameras, because she has to accept that she’s thrown her shit career down the toilet and this is the shit she has to eat to try to climb her way out of the gutter. Kind of like when I worked at the factory for years hoping that eventually lead to something better until realizing that working in a factory leads to nowhere, kinda like starring opposite Jack Black. I can’t wait to see the fat sex scene because you know she always throws herself at the closest penis in the room and seeing Lohan get fucked by a fat dude will help make my fantasies more realistic.

I guess the real reason she’s hiding from the cameras is because she’s shy about her topless photoshoot and by topless photoshoot I mean cold sores from suckin’ dick outbreak.


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Old Lohan Pussy Flash
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Lohan Nude Photoshoot

Posted in:Hiding|Leggings|Lindsay Lohan

2008

22

Feb

Christina Milian’s Tits in Wallpaper of the Day

Here are some pictures of Christina Milian. I guess she’s trying to get back into the limelight since she was such a successful triple threat, you know with her one hit and shitty acting roles. Unfortunately she wants to draw attention to herself by dressing in your grandmother’s curtains. Maybe bitch has burned through all her money and put her mom’s seamstress skills to test because she finally got invited to some kind of event. I guess it’s possible that she thought shit was hot. There was a time in my life where I thought rockin’ a puke stained t-shirt was hardcore, like no one fucks with a dude covered in puke, but it turns out that shit just stank and people would just avoid me because it was gross and not because it meant that I didn’t give a fuck.

She’s still got tits and I still jerk off to the Dip It Low video, unfortunately my dick doesn’t work, but I guess that doesn’t matter because either does she….


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Christina Milian in Some Tight Shiny Pants
Christina Milian Bikini Pictures
Christina Milian in Some Whore Boots
Christina Milian on Halloween

Posted in:Christina Milian|cleavage|Tits

2008

22

Feb

Megan Fox has Lohan on Her Arm of the Day

Here are some pictures of a classy Megan Fox with her shitty tattoo and hot tits that got her out of the gutter she obviously came from because no girl from money would be impressed by Brian Austin Green enough to let him have sex with them.

I read somewhere that bitch was poverty and luckily for her family, she wasn’t ugly, because when you’re poor and have a good lookin’ kid, it only means one thing and that is a meal ticket. The reason is that poor ugly girl just have absolutely no hope where as a hot poor girl can always find a way out, whether it’s sucking dick for money, dancing on a pole for money, or hooking up with older married men, getting pregnant and blackmailing them for money. There are options…

I guess the point of all this is to say that her Marilyn Monroe tattoo is obsolete now that Lohan has taken on her personal and trying to steal her thunder. Now every time anyone looks at Megan Fox they are going to think of Lohan. It’s kinda like the time a friend of mine drank the last beer, so I fucked this girlfriend when they were on a break and gave her herpes, knowing they would get back together and every time she gets an outbreak they’ll think of me. I win motherfucker….

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Megan Fox and a Hot Water Bottle
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Megan Fox Has Hard Nipples
Megan Fox Lookin Good in Red
Megan Fox and Her Boyfriend
Megan Fox in a Pink Dress

Posted in:cleavage|Lohan|Megan Fox|Tattoo|Tits

2008

22

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Foot Fetish of the Day

I am always fucking hung over fridays and have nothing to say because I have no idea what the fuck I did last night, but whatever it was, I left my brain wherever I ended up which was probably the gutter. I do know that I am seeing double and there’s nothing wrong with seeing double when you’re watching your useless wife try to get your limp dick up because it makes you feel like you’re having the threesome she never agree to have, but there is a problem with it when you’re lookin’ at Hadyen Panettiere because one of her is too much, and that’s only half the size of normal person.

Either way, here she is trying on shoes for Stuart Weitzman. I don’t know shoes but I guess Stuart Weitzman has a line of clown shoes or circus performing fireman boots that Hayden is the spokesperson for, and if he doesn’t he should.


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Hayden Panettiere Down Shirt
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Hayden Panettiere’s Upskirt
Hayden Panettiere in a See Through Shirt
Hayden Panettiere Flashing Her Panties
Hayden Panettiere Is Going to the Gym to Keep Her Thick Legs Thick and Broad Shoulders Broad

Posted in:Fetish|Foot|Hayden Panettiere|Shoes

2008

22

Feb

Shannon Elizabeth is Dancing With the Stars But Isn’t A Star of the Day

Dancing with the stars seems to be digging into the crates trying to find some table scrap celebrities willing to disrupt their busy schedule of doing nothing to do the show. Shannon Elizabeth is the token hot girl this season, while everyone else on the roster are people I’ve never fuckin’ heard of. Making me wonder if the next step for Dancing with the Stars is going to be Dancing with People who Have Been on TV Once. It will be less table scraps celebrities and more real life people who have happened to have been on TV, like American Idol reject, talk show guests and maybe even audience members of live TV that you only see for a split second when they pan over the crowd…

I know that you all conisder this bitch and her shitty old lady ass in her shitty poverty jogging pants to be something special because you fell in love with her in American Pie and by fell in love, I mean masturbated to repeatedly. Reality is that American Pie came out 10 fuckin’ years ago and all she was in the movie was a hot set of tits who is now pushing 40. Stop living in the past, even if was the height of your popularity.

That said, dancing is for queers and the only dance I do is called sitting on my couch all day in my own mess surfing the internet and drinking whiskey until the sun comes up. It’s a pretty lonely dance.


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Shannon Elizabeth Kissing at a Basketball Game

Posted in:Ass|Dancing|Shannon Elizabeth

2008

22

Feb

Mariah Carey Topless on the Beach of the Day

Here are some pictures of Mariah Carey topless on the beach. She’s doing a pretty damn good job covering up her shit. She’s even strategically placed her dog and used him as a bra which leads me to wonder what else she does with her dog. Not only does the little fucker get to eat her panties, sniff her crotch and eat her tampons when she’s on the rag, watch her take a shit and get closer to her tits than you ever will, but since bitch is crazy, it’s safe to assume that dresses him up for dinner in a little tuxedo pretending he’s her date, since no guy goes near her for fear of having her have a nervous breakdown on them….but that dog just can’t say no…mainly because he can’t talk but also because he feels so luxurious….

Speaking of luxurious, I am drunk and realized that my hair is falling out. Not only am I a fat middle aged poverty case but now I am also a bald fat middle aged poverty case. It’s pretty depressing, but considering I have no self-esteem as it is, I guess it’s not a big deal….probably the same kind of feeling Mariah has when she decided to paraded around the beach like she’s 20 and this is college spring break….

Posted in:Beach|Mariah Carey|Topless

2008

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So someone left this comment addressed at me….

Do you ever read your posts after you are done or do you just go with it? Half of your sentences don’t make sense or are missing words. Plus you said you would fuck a bowl of jello and eat it after, that’s disgusting, do you like the taste of your own cum or all guys? You probably think boobs feel like bags of sand or something
you virgin

The site is called Drunken Stepfather. It doesn’t say Oxford school of Grammar. I don’t believe in editing what I write because I am too fucking lazy . I do write while drunk often, so I ramble a lot and probably should be more to the point but probably never will be. I am not gay and don’t like the taste of guy’s cum, but I fuckin’ love jello and never turn it down when it comes my way. I just get so excited when it is in front of me because around here we can’t afford luxury items, so I just eat around the bad parts.

If you weren’t too busy telling me I think boobs feel like sandbags, whatever the fuck that means, you’d probably realize that no one bothers reading this site so I really don’t see why you bothered, but thanks, it saved me from having to think of something to say in this post…..now come here and give me a hug….

But before you do…Check out my links:

Nicole Kidman’s Vagina Lips
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This Hometown Hottie From Maxim is on American Idol….Look at her Posing….in Maxim Since Her Singing is Probably Shit….
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Drunk Body Painted Girl and Some Big Fake Club Slut Tit
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Here are Some Beach Videos Pervert
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Behind the Scenes at a Hannah Hilton Photoshoot
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Some Finnish Chick Who Dated the Prime Minister of Finland is Posing Sexy to Get Back at the Motherfucker
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Natalie Portman Wants to Get Naked Again and This Nipple Slip is a Good Start
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Here are the NUTS Top 100 Movie TIts
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Lohan’s Ex Calum Best is Shoving His Tongue Down a Girls Throat
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RIhanna’s Performance at the Brit Awards Because You Love Her
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Teen Girls Giving Each Other Wedgies….Pervert
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Angelina Jolie almost Dies on a Flight
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Adriana Lima Wears Her Bikini and Puts Up a Hammock
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Some Beach Fashion Trends That Will Give You a Boner
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Here is a Very Drunk Girl and Her Tits in Video
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Some Beach Trends That Will GIve you a Boner
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Here is a Crazy 2005 Reef Ass
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Some Chick Loses Her Tooth on Geraldo
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Some Whore Doing Some Weird Geek Shit in a Topless Shirt With a Chick
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Disney is Brainwashing the Youth with this Miley Cyrus Shit
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Scope Commercial Has a Hot Panty Ass For You
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Hilary Duff Headin’ To the Club
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Here’s a Video of Johnny Knoxville Losing His Balls
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Johnny Knoxville Talking About Almost Losing His Balls
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Some Drunk Russian Chick Having a Hard time Getting Home..
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Some Slut Named Ferrari Shows Off Her Huge Tits
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Some Big Boobs Porn….
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Her Name is Hannah Hilton – She’s a Slut and This is Her Tits Out in Public on Video
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Some Street Performer Freaks me the Fuck Out….
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Funny Drunk Dude Has The Funniest Drunken Prank
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The Avril Lavigne Maxim Pics You’ve Probably Already Seen
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Candice Michelle See Through Pics
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Ten Retarded Celebrity Dressing Room Demands
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May 2005 Plyaboy Playmate Michelle Baena Throwback Pictures….
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Teenage Pregnancy Watch: Jamie Lynn Spears Is Lookin’ Nice a Fat
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Dave Grohl and Will Ferrell Perform Together….
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Lohan is an Orthodox Jew
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Some Myspace Girl Showing Off Her Big Fake Tits….
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The Midget from Yesterday Actin a Fool Video
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Her Name is Sam Cooke and THis is Her Bikini Video
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Jordan’s New Bra and “O” Face at a Book Signing Keeping it Classy
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Jordan Lookin Like a Completely Different Person at a Book Signing
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Heidi Klum Making a Fool of Herself and it’s Hysterical
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Pink Speaks Out About Her Divorce
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Here is Imogen Thomas Posing Half Naked Lookin’ Hot
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Watch the Paula Abdul New Video
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Some Drunk Chick Gets Owned
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Some Dude Busts Into The Bathroom While a Dude is Bangin a Chick Weirdness
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Hot, Black and Naked with Great TIts
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If Watching Teens Dancing Around is Your Thing – This Album is For You
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FROM THE FORUM:

Digable Planets – Reachin
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Rusted Root – When I woke
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PJ Harvey Upskirt and a bunch of CDs\
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Snoop Dogg – Da Game is to be Sold, Not To be Told
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Yes – Fragile
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A bunch of Dance Remixes and Mashups
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James Iha’s (of Smashing Pumpkins) solo CD
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Eve 6 – Eve 6
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Bush – Decunstructed
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Muscles – Guns Babes Lemonade
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REM – Monster
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50 Cent – Power of the Dollar
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls are Fun
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

21

Feb

Christina Ricci Showing Off Her Prison Tattoo Tit of the Day

It turns out that the tattoo artist that did the Christina Ricci prison tattoo on her tit that posted earlier, released the pictures he took of her tits, I guess to draw attention to his studio or his amazing job of a pretty played out bird that he’s probably done 100 times before.

He probably convinced her to let him take the picture by being overly excited about the piece and showing her all the other girls who let him take headless shots of them for his book, claiming that no one will ever know it’s her, knowing perfectly well that pictures of her tits would be worth something for him one day and I guess he deserves a pat on the back for that kind of quick thinkin’.

Every time I try to manipulate girls into getting topless or showing me her tits or masturbating for me they always see past my scheme, but that’s usually because I bust my camera out and call all my friends to let them know what I am doing and how funny it is that the bitch is about to fall for it…right before she actually falls for it. I always jump the gun like that.

I just realized that the redhead in the pictures is a chick and not just a dude with a bad haircut. I have a bad habit of ignoring ugly people even when they are talking to me. It’s like some kind of superpower that just makes them invisible. So I guess that makes a lot more sense, because girls seem to love getting naked for each other with little convincing or manipulating, making this post pretty fucking useless, not unlike every single post I’ve ever written…

What isn’t useless is how good her plastic surgeon was, because bitch’s scars are barely there and all the fat chicks who I know who have had breast reductions all look like they had a meeting with a psycho pervert in a parking lot late at night and got shit done with a chainsaw in a back alley even 10 years after shit healed. So enjoy.

Posted in:Christina Ricci|Tattoo|Tits

2008

21

Feb

JoJo Showing Off in a Dress of the Day

Here is JoJo at Betsy Johnson like this is some kind of publicity stunt that happened 2 years too late, because no one knows who she is anymore, except for maybe a gang of perverts who get off to ex-15 year old popstars. The good news is that she is showing off her black booty in some dress, that bad news is that she doesn’t really have a black booty she just thinks she does, based on the way she used gangster jabber in interviews, or at least the way she used gangster jabby, considering we haven’t heard from her in awhile and it could have just been a phase.

The only thing that confuses me about these pictures is that she is part of the big tit generation, the one that gets their periods at nine and who have big ol’ tits by 12 because of the hormones in their food, but for some reason has no tits but still looks like a fan of eating. Maybe she hasn’t hit that part of puberty yet and for her boyfriend’s sake, lets hope she hasn’t hit the other kind of puberty either cuz their ain’t nothing wrong with having a girl who can’t get pregnant.

She turns 18 this year, so this is less perverted than it seems and remember I am in Canada so 14 is legal, like we’re still in the 1600s and there’s nothing wrong with that…if you’re the kind of guy who can only get dates by buying a girl tickets to the Hannah Montana concert because you know they can’t say no. Pervert.


Related Posts:

Jojo and Her Friends in Bed
Jojo in the Rain

Posted in:Ass|Dress|JoJo|Tits