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2011

17

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Like every well rounded man….and not the disorganized, useless alcoholic I am….I figure there’s a huge importance in starting your day like you were in the 50’s and on your way to the town factory while your wife stays home, pretends to be a good homemaker, when really she spends her day fucking the grocery clerk, mailman and any other man who doesn’t work at the town factory…

So here’s today’s news….I’m loving the flash mob hustle….we need to organize one of those…all we need is a mob…which luckily I can help with since I know this site alone gets at least one reader.

Bachmann mixes up Elvis anniversaries
SPARTANBURG, S.C. — Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann got her Elvis Presley dates all shook up during a campaign stop Tuesday in South Carolina.
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Rapper Accused of Inciting Flash Mob
Los Angeles County prosecutors will decide this week whether to press charges against The Game, after a tweet from the rapper’s account incited a telephone flash mob that overwhelmed the emergency phone system at a sheriff’s station.
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Child ‘Mayor’ Renames Street for Bieber
Forney’s 11-year-old mayor for a day is a big Justin Bieber fan and she’s renaming part of Main Street for the teen heartthrob.
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Caught on Tape: Flash Mob Robs 7-Eleven
Surveillance cameras caught a flash mob of 30 teens robbing a 7-Eleven store in Maryland.
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ACLU Defends Del. Sex Offenders
One story has a city locked in controversy and may have you shaking your head.
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Twin may lose $50K for hockey shot
An 11-year-old boy who made an incredible long-distance hockey shot into a tiny goal at a charity event may lose his $50,000 prizemoney because it was actually his twin brother who was registered to participate, ABC News reported Monday.
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2011

17

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not the panty evaporator I once was…..I mean not that I ever really had game….but it used to be a hell of a lot better. Last night I was trying to sext a girl and she wrote “Not tonight I have a headache” and she was fucking serious…I thought that was part of the tease…you know playing on being an unhappy married couple…but she was fully serious…leaving me hanging….and realizing….I continue to suck at life but at least it is funny.

Tiny Apartment Transforms into 24 Rooms and It’s Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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Kasey Wants to Say Good Morning
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Power Ranking All NFL Cheerleading Squads in 2011
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Like Giving You Great Gifts
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Shantel VanSanten From “The Final Destination” Hotness
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And Today in Useless Talents
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The Most Random Shit You Will Read All Day.
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These Girls Wearing Bikinis Set the World Shower Record
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18 Year Old Strips Down
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Live Web Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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If Celebritys Auditioned For Jersey Shore – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

17

Aug

Garbage Truck Video of the Day

Here’s garbage truck hanging out of a third floor parking garage because it is nice to see people more inadequate at their jobs than I am…not that this is actually a job…but you get what I am saying….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

16

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I only lost 25 twitter followers this week…I feel like I need to recoop them…even though twitter is pretty fucking useless…I still bought into the shit and post on the shit so FOLLOW ME NOW AND SAVE ME FROM SUICIDE …. my twitter popularity is that important to me…or not…who cares

I’m going to drink more….here are the stepLINKS

The Single Best Cameltoe Pic of the Day
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Does Laughing as Gene Simmons Bare Ass Make Me Gay?
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Eva Longoria Sweet, but small Camel Toe
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Madonna Through The Years Was Once Worth Fucking
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Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage on the Cover of a Magazine
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Courtney Stodden is Such a Piece of Trash – I Called Out for Not Being 16 The Day Her Name Hit the Media…
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Live Web Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Who the FUCK Would Buy a 69 Dollar Hot Dog?
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Justene and Her Friend Get Touchy Feely
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You Gotaa Love That There Are Ass Pics All Over Twitter
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Man, Whitney Houstan Used to Be Hot
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Sara Jean Underwood Topless Awesomeness
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Deena Cortese is a Fucking Pig
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Julie Chen Versus Leah Rimini Bitch Fight
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Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Best Friends Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 25 Hottest CFB Cheerleaders
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Brooke Burke Models Boobs In Sun Safely
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Some Jessica Simpson, Just Because
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WTF Photo of the Day
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It’s Madonnas Birthday So Here’s a Photoset of Her Deterioration
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A Little Bit of Kim Kardashian
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Dancing Sluts Make Mom and Dad Proud – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Drunk Party Sluts
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Some Amber Rose, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Salma Hayek is Looking Hot As Always
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Angela Sommers is One Hot Blonde
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Frances Bean Cobain Is Gorgeous
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Tyra Banks, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Eva Angel Strips Down
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Man I’d Love to Bang Gabrielle Union
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Little Blonde Cutie I Would Like to Be All Over
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I’d Like to Be All Over Krysten Ritter
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Gisele Bundchen’s Rock Hard Body Bikini Pics
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MONSTER TRUCK DUEL! – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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How About a Little Brunette Amateur
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Kelly is a Naked Cowgirl
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The hottest fans of every NFL team (160 pics)
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J-Lo’s Divorce Just Got Way More Interesting…
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Tahiry Shows Off Her Body In The Gym
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You can go to jail cuz of Facebook…..Internet Isn’t Fun Anymore
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Some Dumb Bitch Named Lauren Answered an Ad to be a Model – Ends Up Getting Fucked…
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Anne Hathaway is Boring as Fuck When She’s Not Naked
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I love EX GF REVENGE Porn – Cuz Everyone’s Got an Ex
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Jennifer Love Hewitt See Through Dress: Come Get Me Boys
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Eva Longoria Sweet, but small Camel Toe
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Phoebe Price Seductive Beach Pics
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Rachael White Is Topless And Grabbing Her Tits
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Man Gets Jailed For One Year For Slipping His Hand Under Sleeping Woman’s Dress
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2011

16

Aug

Pippa Middleton is Imperfect with a Shit Stained Thigh of the Day

All this hype around Pippa Middleton makes no sense when you factor in the permanent shit stain on the back of her thigh….a little brown port wine stain that I’m sure she’s happy didn’t land on her face…but probably not happy that people are pointing and laughing at cuz to her it is hardly a big deal…shit she’s had it all her life and no dude’s complained cuz like me they probably are looking at her pussy or asshole or tits when they fuck her….not that I’ve fucked her – or ever will but you get what I’m saying and that is that Pippa is imperfect….possibly battling a contagious disease…probably just a birth mark…a really gross, embarrassing, disgusting birthmark she should probably get removed now that she’s related to royalty…..and obviously she’s good enough for me once I get over the grossness of the whole thing….but I’ll never meet her…so I’ll just point and laugh at her inadequacies without worrying about all the disgusting bitches I’ve put my dick inside that she clearly is a step up from….cuz this isn’t about me…it is about this fancy pants being knocked off her high horse….even if you’re like me and you just focus on the vagina lips, asshole and tits when it comes to a bitch….I think I already said that….

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

16

Aug

Josh Hartnett’s Girlfriend Pisses Herself in Tight Jeans of the Day

Her name is Sophia Lie….and she pisses herself….I mean I guess she could have spilled a drink on herself but where’s the story in that….

In her defense, you’d piss yourself to if you were forced to spend more than an hour with Josh Hartnett, let alone spend your life with the fucking asshole. You know because clearly you wouldn’t have any dignity or self respect….

See I know a girl who went on a date with Josh Hartnett when he was in town filming and apparently he spent the night talking about his hair and whether it was better in one movie than the other…and that’s the kind of conversation that would make a motherfucker, even an opportunistic motherfucker drink until they have no more feeling ….

Here are the rest of the pics…

Here are some of her fashion modeling pics….cuz she’s a hot fashion model …so hot she has a celebrity boyfriend…assuming Josh Hartnett is still a celebrity…and she’s one of these three naked bitches…just not sure which one…you can try to make a came out of the shit….since you have nothing else going on…

Here’s some art faggy video cuz you like those art fag….

Posted in:Josh Hartnett

2011

16

Aug

Jerry Hall is an Expired Model On Vacation of the Day

I don’t know if Jerry Hall is in a shirt or a one piece bathing suit….I stopped looking when I remembered that this is Jerry Hall today and not Jerry Hall in the late 70s…..I just know she’s on vacation even though her life has been a pretty huge vacation….

Sure I’ve posted picturs of her in a bikini but a lot can change to a 55 year old in just one year…you know that breaking point where she’s officially old and not worth a fuck….you know that point where even she says no to a bikini even though she’s accepted her body, is comfortable naked, but is just respectful of the on-lookers…..even though I still want to see her naked….

I’m more into her daughter Georgia May Jagger the Model ….and expect this gentle loving post about her mother to go straight to her vagina making me her obsession….it could happen..and her jealous older sister Lizzy Will Do Playboy to Get My Share Of Attention Jagger isn’t so bad either….

Posted in:Jerry Hall

2011

16

Aug

Salma Hayek’s Grocery Shopping Ass of the Day

There’s nothing quit like watching a mom ass in a pair of period friendly shorts cuz she’s likely menopausal and the only discharge she risks leaking out of her box will get tapped in her incontinence pad…doing errands…I mean other than watching all the other bitches in the world with better bodies doing their menial daily tasks like shopping for bikinis, studying for college exams, or getting drunk and dancing on bars….Don’t get me wrong Mom Body with period friendly shorts jacked up her ass is amazing…and all…cuz I have an addiction to wanting to see as many vaginas as I can on any given woman I happen to cross paths with….so I don’t discriminate…but I will say…Salma Hayek’s seen better mexican starlet with big tits days….but here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2011

16

Aug

Janice Dickinson’s Fake Zombie Boobs of the Day

I know Zombies were really popular last year and the world has moved onto Vampires, and I figure that since Janice Dickinson is the undead that lies somewhere between a rotting corpse and a healthy vibrant youthful 55 year old….with a vagina that I can only assume is closer to the corpse end of the spectrum and tits that are closer to the youthful healthy and vibrant end of the spectrum, you know cuz they are only 10 years old….caters to your weird horror movie needs – and here are some of her pics…

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2011

16

Aug

Heidi Klum Melting Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t see why everyone is hating on Heidi Klum, I mean she did marry a black dude and it is kinda black dude hustle to like their women to be sloppy and out of shape…I mean 90 percent of single fat white chicks I know go to resorts in the Caribbean to get fucked twice a year…cuz those dudes will do anything for money…and sex….with a white girl….I mean I couldn’t count how many morbidly obese white chicks I’ve seen in my neighborhood with an athletic looking black dude by her site, smiling like he won the lottery…..

But she’s still Heidi Klum and as much as her hot model body is melting into some sloppy battered mom of 4 mess…she’s still Heidi Klum….and some may be happy she’s not as Topless as She Was Yesterday ….I’ll always prefer a bitch showing nipple…ex model….mom…old and slopppy or not…

On a sidenote….Looks like Seal likes being in her pussy so much that he’s wearing her bikini bottoms….

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2011

16

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Pregnant Legs in Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures of some Hilary Duff’s recently pregnant legs, who decided at 23, after a year of marriage that it’s a good time to be 3 months pregnant, even though she’s already thick and there’s no way she’ll ever bounce back from this, even though they say it’s easier to bounce back when you’re young, you’ll see, she’ll prove that theory wrong…

In an unrelated story, that I think may be related, Vancouver Canuck hockey player named Rick Rypien was found dead, after taking 9 months off hockey, which could very possibly be because Mike Comrie was his lover and the news put him over the fucking edge…at least that’s what I’m assuming…cuz I’m convinced there’s no way he’s not a HOMOJOCK…cuz he’s the reason for pre pregnant Hilary Duff’s thickness, when slapping a helmet on her and fucking her up the ass, it’s almost like the real homo thing….but now we just need to figure out how his cum went from anus to vagina….

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

16

Aug

Gerard Butler’s Groupie in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of Gerard Butler’s mystery girl, who I assume is some Groupie he met in whatever city he is in, cuz they are easier to manage than let’s say a Jennifer Aniston, cuz they are just happy Gerard Butler…the guy from 300…chose them…so happy that they let him do whatever he wants to them…including fucking their sisters, mothers and grandmothers while they watch, so long as he comes back to them, cuz that’s how groupies who think this is their big break work…they are trying to lock him down to get her the good life…

He was in Montreal a few years ago and I heard he was pretty high maintenance and demanding from both his personal assistants and his groupies he was fucking…because he was on some health kick and needed specific protein powders he imported because he’s a diva actor bitch and that’s how they work…especially when they have to put booze and coke on the back burner cuz they need to be ripped for the roll…

Not that it matters, cuz his bitch is in a bikini….and we know since we don’t know who she that she’s a good little whore in the bedroom…

Posted in:Gerard Butler

2011

16

Aug

Gisele Bundchen Sexy School Girl for i-D Magazine of the Day

Here’s Some Gisele in a photoshoot that is not nude – even though it should be – you know ideally close up shots of her box – so that I can look for scars from the plastic surgeon’s skillful hand in order to put the rumors about her being born with a clit dick and not a dick clit to rest – cuz it’ll make jerking off to her less painful and tormenting on my sexuality….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

16

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Sloppy Attempt at Fitness of the Day

I only post Kim Kardashian Posts cuz I like reminding people she got her career started being a Paris Hilton latch on…which in and of itself proves she has no fucking soul….which quickly led to her being a fucking pornstar who sucked off and got fucked by her black boyfriend …because black guys and 7 foot tall guys are the only people with penis’ capable of getting around that fatness….and trust me as a fat guy….who fucks a fat woman I married and I am forced to have sex with for drinking money and free rent…with virtually no penis…it’s next to impossible…

I have a feeling she still makes money off the DVD sales of her porno…cuz that’s just the kind of money grubbing whore she is…

But everyone is instead obsessed with her wedding and her show…and by everyone I mean the 10 percent of the population who waste their energy on this shit….cuz most people I know in everyday life have no idea this cunt exists…cuz it is normal to not care about celebrities or latch on trash like this….it’s okay to live your own life…and not pollute it with this crap that will one day make me want to kill myself cuz I fucking hate everything it is and everything it represents but I’m addicted to writing blog posts for some sick fucking reason I’ll never understand….

Here are the pics of her pretending she works out and isn’t a vile fucking slob of a person….cuz this is Hollywood motherfucker…it is all lies.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

16

Aug

Man Gets Heimlich Maneuver During Tennis Match of the Day

This is hilarious….via my friends at Wolf & Harrison who were clever enough to capture this glorious moment in tennis history…it happened at the final game at the Montreal Roger’s Cup…some old dude choked and another guy mounted him like a homo and saved the day….

The point is that Tennis is one of the most erotic sports to watch..you know all those grunts and ass flashes…and this is not one of those moments..

Posted in:Viral Video