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2009

01

Jun

Lily Allen Tanning Topless of the Day

Making fun of Lily Allen’s lifeless tits is getting boring. We all know she was pregnant once, they filled with milk and then the baby was exterminated, whether it was intentional, you know at the abortion clinic or unintentional, you know after a night of hard drinking and cocaine use, leaving her tits unsure of what to do, so they slowly soured and deflated, because they were tricked into thinking they’d be of use, only to have that purpose ripped away from them.

I guess she’s found some other use for them, cuz here she is using them to distract us from her floppy gunt, or whatever the hell is going on where her womb once lived happily before being violated by the vacuum cleaner.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Topless

2009

01

Jun

Bow Wow’s Stripper Amateur Music Video of the DAy

Bow Wow’s new video is some Paris Hilton Sex Tape inspired amateur style video of a stripper in her panties while he sings a song called “I Have a Pole in My Basement”.

I guess that’s his pick-up line at the stripclub when trying to lure the whores back to his place, only unlike real life, he cast a girl to rock his pole, because the truth of his homosexuality will fuck up his flow, you know Gay Gangsters are alright, but not all that marketable.

He is gay right? I am pretty sure I saw him riding on Perez Hilton’s float at the Prop 8 rally and by float I mean pink and fluffy ass diddle Soulja Boy Tell Em.

Posted in:Bow Wow|Music Video|Stripper

2009

01

Jun

Goodbye to My Virgin Goddess of the Day

Susan Boyle is a loser, not that you didn’t already know that, I mean she lived with her mom and never got dick in her life, you know, too scared to leave the fuckin’ nest and live her own fuckin’ life and make something of herself. An emotionally fragile quiet awkward woman you wouldn’t have even noticed on the bus, turned into a phenomenon overnight, for just being on a reality show and being able to sing dated Andrew Lloyd Webber music that only the ederly really appreciate, forcing her to lose to the video of the dance troop you see above, because the people have spoken and reaffirmed that a loser is meant to be a fuckin loser.

You see the biggest mistake was that she took all that attention she was getting, because she never had any attention before, and grew some fucking balls taking her youtube video views and translated that into a celebrity, self-worth and fuckin’ purpose, because losers have a hard time differentiating attention because they’ve never had any.

Anyway, now she’s been admitted to a mental instutition, because that’s just how worked up and convinced she was going to win, not that she was all that stable to begin with.

Either way, I’d still pop that cherry.

Posted in:Loser|Susan Boyle

2009

01

Jun

The MTV Move Awards Eminem Borat Clip of the Day

MTV is a piece of shit company that has polluted the world with shit like The Hills and after watching last night’s bullshit performance it is safe to say that MTV is fucking done like dinner, before my whore wife steals all my food from me.

Every motherfucker involved sucked, from the people who won, to the host and his obvious jokes, and the only thing that was semi-interesting was when Bruno shoved his ass in Eminem’s face after flying in like an angel. Now Bruno/Borat don’t really do “staged” pranks, so it’s safe to assume Eminem had no idea this was going on, but at the same time, it is candy coated MTV trying to keep it real and stay relevant, so I doubt they’d let a prank like this go down without lawyer’s letters and an approval process.

Because no matter how hard they try to stay real, these are the people who created Heidi Montag and I think they all need to fucking die while Eminem needs all the people talking about him as he can get.

I hope one day, solid content will hit Hollywood again, because whatever has been going on the last 10 years has been on a steady decline and sure, it could be me being more bitter and cynical, hating on shit, or maybe, people just keep pulling the same fuckin’ jokes over and over and over again.

Fuck yourself and the fact that you made me post this out of hate giving you the buzz you were lookin for, you manipulative cunts.

Posted in:Borat|Bruno|Eminem

2009

01

Jun

Billy Bob Thorton’s Daughter is a Baby Killer of the Day

So Billy Bob was a lady killer and now his daughter is a baby killer….

Amanda Brumfield, the daughter of musician Billy Bob Thornton, has been charged with child neglect after a one-year-old girl died while in her care. The 29-year-old was babysitting the child in Ocoee, Florida, in October, 2008, when the tragedy happened. Brumfield allegedly waited two and a half hours before calling an ambulance after the baby fell and hit her head. The child suffered a fractured skull and died. Brumfield who is reportedly estranged from her famous father, was being held in police custody.

Time to start scoping out those inmate penpal sites, cuz when this bitch gets out, she’ll be a keeper, you know since she stands to inherit Billy Bob money and will be all broken down emotionally from carrying the guilt of baby killing around, that you’ll pretty much be able to take advantage of her.

I guess this is just another example of daddy issues, you know having a dad who neglects you your entire life because he doesn’t even remember fucking your groupie mother, so you try to get attention killin’ babies.

Such a typical story, only usually it involves pornstars and strippers and prositutes, so I guess this Amanda bitch is just keepin’ things cutting edge.

Now, back to the pussy.

Posted in:Billy Bob Thorton|Daughter

2009

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk and hungover at the same time. I am pretty sure it will all end eventually. I don’t get why I can’t get more follower on twitter. I fucking kill that shit like it is my liver, or like how Heidi Montag’s family should kill her, or how I kill every girl’s libido, sometimes even killing their heterosexuality, you know straight up lesbian maker right here, cuz after you fuck me, you can’t look at another man again. Truth.


Follow me on twitter you cocksuckers….
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And


Vote for Kayden Kross. She is Going To Marry Me If She Wins….
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Here are my stepLINKS…

Some of the Hotttest Lingerie of the Year
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ScarJo’s Tits Are the New Selling Power Behind Mango
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The Hottest Tits I’ve Seen in a Chocolate Flavored Cam Girl Dance Vide….
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Some Hot Naked Blonde Chick and Her Vagina – NSFW
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The BIGGER, The REDDER, The BETTER!!!
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Super Sexy Model Gisele’s Hottest Pics!
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Get The Fuck Over It, Glen
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Megan Fox Pornstar Face
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Phil Specter is Going to Jail
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The Faggotty Ass Unicorn Prophecy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kelly Hu is an Asian Angel
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Zero to Slut in 60 Seconds
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The Leisure World Lover
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Striptease of the Day
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You Can Now Have a Piece of Madonna in Your Very Own Living Room!!
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GAAAAAAAAYYYY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Adriana Lima is Naked
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Kristin Cavallari Downblouse
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Jon and Kate Gosselin May Have Violated Child Labor Laws!! AHAAHAHAH!
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I Don’t Know What It Is, But I Totally Have a Thing for JLO Lately
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Kendra Wilkinson and Her Tits Have Some Plans For the Layboy Mansion
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Will Ferrel is Amazing
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Ashley Bulgari and Carie Wrestle!!!
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Why Can’t The Internet Just Let Kanya Be Great!!?
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When a chick Smacks You Down – VIDEO
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Pussy Fun in the Bedroom
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Malloy Martini Will Make Your Bad Day Better
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Worst Car Theif Ever – VIDEO
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Fun With Public Nudity!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Linda Hogan is Completely Insane
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Charlotte Gainsbourg is Naked
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Lesbian Lover Lick Off
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What Do You Get When You Cross a Chicken With a Mouse?
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Blonde Hair, Big Tits. That’s All I Have to Say About That
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio is Always Nice for the Eyes
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Carol Strips Down
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The Biggest Nipples I Have Ever Seen
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How to Tell If She Has Fake Boobs
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Air Sex Still Makes Me Laugh
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Diora Baird is Busty
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Boobs, Oil and a Vibrator
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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I Don’t Know What the Fuck Britney Spears Is Up To
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Charlie Manson is Sneaky
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Get A Girl To Cum To
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Her Name is Carina and She’s Hosing Down Her Huge Boobs in the Shower
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BONUS:

Some Indy Rocker Dude Gave me Free Food the Other Day. I Told Him I’d Promote his Indy Music Video for Being So Nice. He Probably Mistook Me for a Homeless Dude who was Talking Craziness. He wasn’t too far from the truth, except I’m a Crazy Homeless Dude with a Crazy Website.

It is a Good Song and I Think He Needs To Get Signed in the USA.

One Last Try TO Get a New Porn Wife – VOTE FOR KAYDEN KROSS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

29

May

2 Live Crew Sluts at the Miami Exxxotica Show of the Day

2 Live Crew are still around. I have seen them a few times recently and it’s not as memorable as the first time I heard their album, back when they were considered the dirtiest thing in music, you know getting blacklisted for sexual content and all that shit, but watching their reunion tour is fuckin’ weak and a desperate attempt to make money and relive the glory days, not to mention they get the ugliest bitches on stage with them to shake their asses. The last time I saw them they had a fat chick who looked like she probably toured with them in ’89 and that they kept around because she offered to do it for free.

In this video, the bitches aren’t all fat, but they are all disgusting because it’s a performance from the Miami porn conference that happened at the beginning of the month and it seems like some of the whores who were there “working” got excited and had run to dance on stage becuase they all love attention of people lookin’ at them shake their asses, get their asses fucked, or really anything sexual.

Here’s the video of a pretty hysterical performance.

Posted in:2 Live Crew|Miami

2009

29

May

Katie Price Does a Fashion Show of the Day

Katie Price is out whoring something. Whether it’s a new product line, her tits, her vagina, herself, it really doesn’t matter, because whatever it is, it works and she makes more money than me, looks better in a bikini than me and is in the process of getting a divorce from the poofter she married, because I guess life with a homosexual is fun when it comes down to shopping, getting their hair did and talking about boys, but not when it comes to getting your gaping whore pussy eaten out.

Posted in:Bikini|Jordan|Katie Price

2009

29

May

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I posted on the stepFORUM for a first time in a long fucking time because I am busy balancing alcholism, creeping out girls, and updating the site, and it was a glorious experience, so glorious that I had to celebrate by going to a local bar, befriending the owner and drinking for free until 5 in the morning. Unfortunately, the owner wasn’t a big breasted whore suckin’ my dick, but maybe I’ll find one of those on the stepFORUM and you can too.

Sidenote, I did not just get a boner at McDonald’s while watching soap operas with no sound.

Register to See Everything and Get Involved!
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———Celebs———

Charlize Theron looks amazing in this James White PS
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Daisy Lowe (Gavin Rossdale’s daughter) in GQ magazine
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Gwyneth Paltrow “View From The Top” Promo Stills
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Pixie Lott in various outfits
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Dita Von Teese in Vegas Magazine
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Shawn Johnson and her legs @ Nascar Sprint Cup Series
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Emma Rigby leaving BBC Radio One in London
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Emma Watson bra-slip and jeans
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Alessandra Ambrosio – At Fernanda Motta’s birthday celebration
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Landi Swanepoel – Lingerie Photoshoot
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Katy Perry – in Tokyo to promoting
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Rose McGowan in red dress leaving salon
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Gabrielle Union in an Unknown Photoshoot
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Delicious Gail O’Grady @ an unknown CW event
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———Random——–

I bet you’ll feel like a turd after watching this! (must see video)
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Yeeaahhhh! Bus Crash Aaagghhh! (video)
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Hot Scene Chicks posted by Jo (some NSFW)
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Some Real Girls (NSFW)
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Girls Kissing (some NSFW)
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Offensive Joke of the Day
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Dude kills it on the keyboard… (video)
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I am Stalking this chick cuz she’s hot
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Today’s Random Link – CLICK IT!
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———E-books———

What’s Wrong With Me
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Anne Rice – The Vampire Chronicles 1-10
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Wolverine!
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Evil Dead Comics 1-4
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Nora Roberts Collection
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Cultivating Edible And Hallucinogenic Mushrooms
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———Sleaziness———

Max’s Random Sluts
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Naughty Office Vol 8
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Gorgeous Backsides!s
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Sativa Rose – Huge facial
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Shhhh… if you don’t tell anyone i’ll let you see my nudes
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Mo Money, Mo Money, Mo Money SHOTS!
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First Time Auditions: Evah
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Some Young and Boobilicious
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Velicity Von – Evil Anal 9
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Amazing self shot amateurs
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Flower Tucci – Anal Authority
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Love Gisele
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Thelma “Large Beautiful Melons”
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Caroline Pierce – Fucking Machines
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

29

May

Shauna Sand in Some More Bikini Pics of the Day

I am pretty sure I see Shauna Sand’s asshole in that picture but I am not sure. If it is her asshole we should get excited because assholes are amazing and asshole slips are pretty fuckin’ rare since you have to be on all fours and in a thong to make that shit happen…

Either way she’s keepin’ it real with her plastic shoes and a male prostitute who not only eats her crusty cunt, but also carries purses and gives massages. Enjoy.

Posted in:Bikini|Shuana Sand

2009

29

May

stepMUSIC Minute Featuring Travis Barker of the Day

I am fucking hungover and falling asleep on the computer. My life is shittier than it’s been for a while and I feel like I’ve survived a fuckin’ plane crash but not in a good way, in a painful, burnt mess way. So I figured it’d only be fitting to give you a Travis Barker remix of Eminem’s 3 am to get all you suburban white people excited. It’s like Blink 182 and Emimem at the same fuckin’ time, this is a 1999 wet dream…..

Posted in:stepMUSIC

2009

29

May

Ronnie Wood’s Girlfriend Almost has an Upskirt of the Day

Here’s a really shitty post.

Posted in:Mailorder|Ronnie Wood|Upskirt

2009

29

May

Playboy is Desperate for Money of the Day


I guess Playboy is struggling and in efforts to keep their advertisers coming back – they decided to get two of their hookers to eat a Quiznos sub erotically in their lingerie. I guess they are hoping the power of media will make people who watch it, get hungry and run out to the closest Quiznos to re-enact this performance on their desk at work, until the boss has to fire them, because men in women’s lingerie, sucking off a sandwich is inappropriate office behavior.

The whole thing is shameless, obvious and I am posting it because some of you like to jerk off to women and food, when I try to avoid that shit, because food is what killed my wife or at least her sex appeal.

Posted in:Desperate|Playboy

2009

29

May

Lisa Rinna Demonstrates How She Launched her Career of the Day

Lisa Rinna is on a book tour to promote her new book called “Use My Face Lips Like They Were My Vagina Lips” and it’s about how she got and maintained a career in Hollywood.

Here she is reading a chapter on technique that has proven to really work for her and can’t help but acting it out for the 3 perverts who happened to already be in the store when she got up to speak.

Posted in:Blowjob|Lisa Rinna|Tits

2009

29

May

Amy Winehouse Rocks the Interracial Relationship in a Bra of the Day

The problem with this Amy Winehouse relationship with a black man is that you can’t tell if motherfucker is gold diggin’, you know trying to live the Good Life like he was Kanye West, by riding off this bitch’s success, or whether he’s just getting up in that because she’s white, you know because black dudes will fuck the most disgusting white girl. Not that Amy Winehouse is really pure white, I hear she’s rotting from the inside and has a black pussy that matches her soulful black voice. I actually did hear that, but definitely assume that and it’s all part of the reason why I masturbate to her pictures….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Beach|Bra|IRC