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2009

21

Sep

Chris with a Teacup is the Living Photograph of the Day

Here’s a new trend everyone needs to be getting on, it’s called the living photograph and people find it funny. Since I am not like most people, I find the whole thing stupid as fuck, but I like to take part in stupid things pretty much as often as possible, so this is just me doin’ my part.

Posted in:Living Photograph

2009

21

Sep

Some Sluts Posing With Hot Dogs of the Day

Here’s some celebrity hotdog eating contest where sluts posted with hotdogs in some kind of joke considering the bitches who showed up were all well versed in the art of sausage.

One was Mel B, an ex-spice girl with an illigitmate child from opening her vagina up for any sausage to cum inside it without putting a “ring on it”, the other Kim Kardashain, a fat Armenian rich kid with a sex tape and love of black sausage pissing on her and Holly Madison, a Playboy playmate who pretended to rock old man sausage to advance her worthless whore career.

But the real joke in all this is that Kim Kardashian isn’t seen posing with a hotdog, because I guess she doesn’t want us thinking she eats those kinds of foods, as it will have a negative impact on her workout dvd sales, but her ass tells a whole different story and her whore past leads me to believe that just last night, she was the life of the party after a few too many cocktails where she ended up demonstrating how to shove a package of 24 hotdogs in her mouth at the same time all in efforts to seduce a black man who thought her mouth was built too small for his girth…while tiding her hunger over til she got home where she pigs out alone everyday, all day.

Pics via Mavrix

Posted in:Holly Madison|Kim Kardashian|Mel B

2009

21

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s a Fuckin’ Wreck of the Day

This morning, I was wondering who the next celebrity to die before their time was, partially because I have nothing better to do, but also because I just made that up because it was the best intro I could think of, and I think the answer came to me in the form of these pictures.

Lohan’s clearly on a downward slope and based on her face, there is no way she’s not taking some kind of drugs, whether it is prescription or illegal, it’s definitely not agreeing with her body cuz bodies just aren’t meant to take the kind of abuse, especially when they aren’t eating, so like many hookers before her that were found facedown in a ditch, or back alley, or in their 20 dollar a night motel rooms not breathing thanks to livin’ the good life, it’s safe to say that if Lohan doesn’t turn things around, she may end up next up on the choppin block, which is too bad, cuz if you’re gonna throw it all away, you might as well do it when you are at the top of your game, so that you die a legend and not on the tail-end of your shit, so that you’re just another self-absorbed, spoiled casuality from Hollywood.

And I guess who really cares, it’s not like these people are our friends or families….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Drugs|Lindsay Lohan|Wreck

2009

21

Sep

Nadine Coyle Showing Off Her Skinny Legs of the Day

Hey ladies, if you’re legs aren’t this thin, that means you’re fat and no guy will want to fuck you. Develop an eating disorder or a workout adiction now, because like Nadine Coyle you may end up on a shitty site no one reads, or in a relationship with a shitty Football player named Jason Bell who no one wants to sign a contract with, or even with a shitty career no one cares about. Seriously, her legs are disgusting to most, but all I see a commitment to lookin’ good that American girls just don’t have, they’re too busy eating McDonald’s.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Nadine Coyle

2009

21

Sep

Sugababe Mutya Buena Showing Off Her Hot Body of the Day

I don’t know much about British Pop Bands from the ’90s, but I do know that I didn’t expect one of the members to be some fuckin’ roughneck gutter slut.
Seriously, this Filipino, Chinese, Irish pig from the UK looks a lot less like someone you’d want the kids in the neighborhood learning her music video dance from, unless you’re a pedophile and like seeing 10 year old girls on the sidewalk makin’ their booty’s gyrate, which I’m not and more like someone I’d expect to be in line behind at Walmart buying formula for her 6 illegitimate babies with different daddies thanks to a crack addiction that makes mommy’s pussy her business venture.

Either way, she’s got big tits, which isn’t exciting because she’s got big everything else, but tits are tits and we can’t take that away from her…even if her record label took everything else from her….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Mutya Buena|Tits

2009

21

Sep

Some Sophie Monk Almost Showing Off Her Pussy of the Day

Everyone likes Sophie Monk. I’m starting to think she looks like some kind of puppet with a rubber face, and not entirely human, but maybe that’s what people are lookin’ for these days, or maybe people just like her because she’s a nice girl with a whole lot of substance, I mean that’s the only explanation why her ex-Fiance would leave her for a vapid little whore with herpes like Paris Hilton, you know cuz Sophie Monk just had some much to offer than dude thought he couldn’t live up to her god-like personalty and shoved his dick into the fuckin’ sewage pipe that is Paris Hilton….or maybe, just maybe Paris Hilton was a step up from this bottom-feeding whore…
I know every post I write about Sophie Monk is about how she got cheated on with Paris Hilton, but I just think that explains a lot about her and why she doesn’t have a fuckin’ career and pays the paparazzi to follow her around to give the illusion that she is famous, you know because she’s got nothing to offer and even Paris Hilton’s got more substance….which says a whole lot about her considering the dead squirrel I saw in an alley had more substance than Paris Hilton because at least the fuckin’ thing could feed a couple homeless dudes…
EIther way, Here she is showing off some leg, but not some pussy, cuz she hasn’t really figured out what we all care about….that’s why she’s barely famous and paying people to leak stories and take pics of her….

Here she is at some other event…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Sophie Monk|Upskirt

2009

21

Sep

This Bitch Has The Dumbest Name Ever of the Day

Her name is Michela Quattrociocche, she is an Italian actress and model who I’ve never heard of. She is 19 and engaged to some soccer player in the UK named ALberto, like the Shampoo, and I am only posting these pictures of her because her name is so stupid I’d love to learn how to write it on her ass with cum.

It turns out she’s making her way to the USA by staring in some movie called Christmas in Beverly Hills that I am predicting is gonna sweep all the awards at this year’s Oscars….or it’ll go straight to DVD….it can really go either way with a name so catchy…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Michela Quattrociocche

2009

21

Sep

Katie Price Jordan and Her Stupid Tits

Katie Price is becoming a man at least it looks like she is, maybe her shoulders were always this broad and that was why Peter Andre, her gay ex-husband married her, because he figured it would put his name on the map and her tits are so unnatural it’d be like suckin’ on a beach ball and there’s nothing straight about that.

I just can’t imagine why anyone would ever want to fuck this bitch, and the only thing semi-appealing about her is that she looks like a sex doll, but unlike sex dolls she probably talks some stupid shit that would piss me off and she probably doesn’t put out, because it’s been my experience that the sluttier a girl looks the less she’s into sex, and even though she made her career off guys jerking off to her, she invested tons of money into looking the part but they just don’t get that fucking is her role in life, making her the biggest fuckin’ cocktease out there, not that she does any teasing to my cock the way she looks in these pics, but you probably like it.

Pics via Bauer and PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Butch|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

21

Sep

Amber Rose Promoting Some Bullshit on her Quest for Fame of the Day

Amber Rose proves that all it takes to get invited to exclusive fashion events that average people can’t get into and that she couldn’t get into that last 5 years her fame hungry fat ass tried, is to fuck someone seemingly important like Kanye West, or to hang with someone who is seemingly important and who you pretend to fuck, because Kanye doesn’t like girls. Then milk that insider information, since you have proof, by making him put you on motherfuckin’ payroll or else the tell all “Kanye is a Homo” book gets published….and it is all very clever.

Here are her tits.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amber Rose|Perfume|Tits

2009

21

Sep

Pregnant Anna Kournikova Ass of the Day

Anna Kournikova is pregnant, so these may be some of the last pictures of her ass you can comfortably jerk off to without thinking off all the shit that’s been passing through it, because she’s eating for two now,or before she wrecks herself and by herself I mean her birth canel and young tight body, like the bulldog I ran into on the street with the droopiest vagina in the world, I’m talking dog lip draggin on the pavement behind the fuckin’t thing had 2 litters naturally, when usually bulldogs do C-Sections, not that I am a vet, but because I had to ask the dude why his dog’s pussy looked like that and whether I should call the PETA because motherfucker was doing impure things to it at night…

Either way, there will alway be people willing to jerk off to her, because some people love pregnant chicks, so I guess for them, this isn’t the end, it is the beginning….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Ass

2009

21

Sep

Eva Longoria and her Perky Mexican Tits of the Day

I said some pretty cruel things about how Eva Longoria was just some Mexican immigrant who worked at the right hotel as a chambermaid, and as a Mexican I should have had more pride about her success. I should celebrate it and let the world know that we Mexicans are not just lazy motherfuckers and we can slowly take over the world with people like America Ferrara, George Lopez and Jessica Alba and Longoria, but I don’t really connect with being Mexican and I figure either does Longoria, so I’ll just spew the same stereotypes everyone else is, because I’m just trying to fit in with the white man and because Eva Longoria hasn’t done shit for me.

Here are her perky tits…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Perky TIts

2009

21

Sep

Tori Spelling’s Bright Lips and See Thru Tits of the Day

I guess Tori Spelling is leaving a kid’s birthday party where she was the hired clown, at least that is what I assume she’s doing based on her whore lipstick, unfortunately she was asked to leave because she was scaring the kids, but luckily she wore a shirt see-thru enough to remind the world just how bad I want to see her topless, because ever since 90210, I’ve been curious about her mutated fake tits and how shit hangs without clothes, but then again, I’ve been curious about how every single girl I’ve ever seen, met or watched from across the bus looks naked, it’s just a passion of mine, not that these pics satisfy that need, but bitch does look pretty funny, unlike this post. Enjoy.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Red Lipstick|See Thru|Tori Spelling

2009

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is a picture of my only reader who gets girls topless, my other reader is retarded and never leaves his house becaue when he does, his mutated face scares people and it makes him feel like shit about himself. I am dying, I am thinking it is Alcohol Withdrawal because I drank enough to kick my ass for a solid few days and I am still hurting today. I’m talking puking, anxiety, heart attack symptoms leading me to believe something’s not right, or that I am a pussy, so I guess we will only know for sure if I actually drop dead at some point today like I think I am going to, but I feel like I’m just a pussy who’s liver can’t take all I’ve given it. I’ve read about that happening, but never really believed it…

Here are my stepLINKS

Kayden Kross Camera Phone Picture Showing Off Her Tits in What She Wears
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Really Glad To You That Even That Homo Marilyn Manson is Taking a Cue From Lady GaGa
Now They Are Both United in Fashion Sense and By Their Dicks They Like to Hide Between Their Legs
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Here is a Drunk History Lesson…
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How Else Are You Going to Get Laid This Weekend?
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Singing Russian Bear Makes For Good Times
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I Wanna Be an Urban Ninja
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Things Are Looking Up When Miranda Kerr is Around
And By Things I Mean My Penis
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Peaches Geldof is Topless
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Stripper Whores Come Out On the Real House Wives of Orange County
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Miley Cyrus Turns Into a Bigger Whore Every Day That Goes By
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A Buffet of Crashes to Finish Friday Off Right
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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Paula Abdul is Really Good at Lip Synching
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Megan Fox:Still Dumb, Violent, Insecure…But Now ALSO a Cutter
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Chris Brown Looks Like He’s Really Having a Hard Time Doing Community Service
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Halle Berry is NOT Pregnant, Which Sucks Cause Her Pregnancy Tits Were Out of Sight!
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A Bunch of Hot Latinas at the Alma Awards
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Glad to See Wino is Back in Britain and Just as Messy as Ever
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Emily Blunt Gallery
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Ever Wonder How They Test Bras?
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It’s An Epidemic: People Hitting Other People’s Two-Year-Olds In Public
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That’s The Last Time She’ll Ever Get Her Tits Out
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She Traded Ice Cream For a Dildo
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A Playboy Playmate is Usually an Nice Afternoon Treat
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Catrinel Menghia Does Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Basketball Jazzercise
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Looks Like Rehab May Be on the Horizon for Lohan
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Paulina Porizkova is Topless
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Download the Twins Who Like to Fuck
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Maybe I Do Have a Chance With Emmanuelle Chriqu After All
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Rachel Aldana Peels Off Her Pink Sweater
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And That’s Why You Don’t Get Your Implants Done in Mexico
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12 Jobs You’ll Do Better While Stoned
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Sandy Summers is a Biker Chick
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Connie Du is a Play Boy Babe
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School Girl Beatdown
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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George Clooney Loves Prostate Exams, Probably Cause He is a Giant Closet Homo
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Bill O’Reilly is Also a Homo
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DADDY STOP!!
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YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE THE HOTTEST PICS OF THE WEEKEND, WHEN YOU CLICK IN 3 … 2…. 1….
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Megan Fox May Like to Eat Out Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

18

Sep

Stacy Keibler’s Sitll Got Serious Legs of the Day

I know she wasn’t in a horrible motorcycle accident, or that she’s not a diabetic who doesn’t follow treatment, or one of those weirdos who obsesses over losing limbs even though they don’t need to lose limbs. I know she didn’t step on a land mind, I know she wasn’t tortured by enemy spies, I know she didn’t get the flesh eating disease and I know she’s not an amputee, so obviously she would still have legs, I just didn’t remember how amazing they were….you know cuz this bitch is hardly relevant anymore…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Stacy Keibler

2009

18

Sep

Kelly Monaco Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

You should not get excited when seeing a girl who was a troll of a Playboy playmate 15 years ago, who was Carmen Electra’s body double on Baywatch, who is showing off her body because you saw her at her naked at her prime and she should pretty much be dead to you by now, but for some reason there’s always those assholes who have trouble letting go, who fell in love with her pictorial or life changing performances and who have waited all these years to see pictures of her in various appearances because they think she’s a goddess who is the only pussy that matters.

You see, even my neighbor, who is a 59 year old volunteer social worker / ex-prosititute has had fuckin stalkers, so don’t let shit get to your head Kelly Monaco, you know when people break into your apartment when you are in the other room and you decide to press charges instead of fuck them for being so devoted to you when no one else is because there are a lot of people in the world who just aren’t well, and the fact that they still get excited about your cleavage, does not mean you still have it goin’ on, it means they need help…And for the record, addressing this post to Kelly Monaco pretty much makes me feel like I’m not well.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kelly Monaco|Tits|Uncategorized