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2012

15

Feb

Shailene Woodley in a Bikini from the Descendants for the Oscars of the Day

This is Shailene Woodley in her bikini from a clip of the movie Oscar nominated a bunch of times over movie The Descendants….she’s in her 20s…she’s relatively a no name…but I think she’s got a team of people behind her now pushing her to be the next level…

Here is this Shailene Woodley in a shoot for VS shot by Drew Barrymore…in what should have been shot by an actual photographer….because lets face it…these miss the fucking mark.

Posted in:Shailene Woodley

2012

15

Feb

Kate Upton Dancing for the Guy Who Hates Kate Upton of the Day

There is a dude who comes to the site named “Bull Monkey”….and along with being the only reader of the site who also hates the site…he seems to fucking hate Kate Upton…..and I understand why…she’s a sloppy body…sloppy titty internet sensation that makes a mockery of modeling because she only got the cover for being as popular as she is….she is designed to sell ads and Kate Upton gets traffic….all because she’s got a big set of floppy tits…on an untoned body…average looking at best…but marketed properly….because the world knows that if you have a set of big tits…the public will respond….and no dude gay or straight in his right mind would turn down her pussy…cuz she’s got sex appeal….and here she is dancing on a photoshoot ruining that sex appeal…making me wonder why she hasn’t got video footage of her having sex yet…cuz that’s kinda more where she belongs in the world of “modeling”….not that she’s be good a sex you know based on this dancing…but I’d still like to watch it.

Here are pics of her on Letterman the other day…cuz really who wants to hear what she has to say….

Oh shit…I tricked you…here she is on Letterman to put a retard brain to those tits…

All hype…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

15

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Valentines Day was a huge failure…I decided to go to the strippers instead of fuck regular desperate chicks who I know filled up all the bars after work and by 9 were primed and ready to fuck…and it turns out that strippers celebrate love too…because at the three strip clubs we went to…one had more than two strippers….but the best looking stripper was 50 pounds overweight, orange like Snooki….and unfortunatly not as hot as Snooki and Snooki is not hot….If I live to see next year, I take my own advice…and hunt desperation.

Here’s some links as I recover from a broken heart….not in the love sense…but in the hard drinking and I feel it pounding in my neck sense…


This Robot Man is Freaking me the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Brittany Black is Sexy In Her Underwear
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2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: Ranking the Loveliest Ladies Ever
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When Kids Can’t Talk Right, It’s Funny – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Make Live a Little Better, No?
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The 10 Hottest Newly Single Women
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The BAFTAs: Christina Hendricks & Emma Watson Is All You Need To Know
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Busty Blonde Gets Her Pussy Wet for the Camera
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Live Web Cam Sluts Add Some Much Needed Fun to Any Day!
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2012

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Valentines….or what I call the easiest day of the year to get laid in North America because girls who don’t have Valentines are feeling lonely, pathetic and useless…as they should…leading to great unprotected irresponsible emotionally driven sex!

Here’s the best Valentine’s Day joke I’ve heard today on FACEBOOK :

What’s 6 Inches and won’t be getting sucked this Valentine’s Day?

Wait for it….

Whitney Houston’s crackpipe.

Here’s the best Valentines Day promotional material I’ve Seen today….

Here are the stepLINKS…..Go fuck desperate girls….I know that’s my plan….

Tim Tebow Disappoints Room Full of Kids:
‘I Did Not Have Sex With Katy Perry’
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Shakira Nearly Viciously Murdered By A Maniacal Seal!!
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Live Web Cam Sluts For Your Pleasure
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Throwback Pole Dancing Video
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Christina Hendricks is Built Like a Tank
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Kristen Dunst for Vogue Italia
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Van Halen Explains the Brown M&Ms in the Rider Rumor
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Did you watch this Dorky Chick Learn How To Masturbate Yesterday?
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Selena Gomez Small Tittie Downblouse
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Kitten Jump Brings You a LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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The 10 Worst Movies To Watch On A Date
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Micaela Schaefer is the Sluttiest DJ Ever?
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Nicki Minaj Pissed Off Catholics
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I’d Like to Get In Regina’s Vagina
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Jean Claude Van Damme Looks Like What the Fuck
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Hot New Georgia Salpa Photos
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Free Cam Shows Make Any Day Better
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Busty Girlfriend With a Vibrator – VIDEO
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2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: Ranking the Loveliest Ladies Ever
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What the fuck is Ashanti Wearing
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Ashley Tisdale Upskirtv
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Taylor Swift & Gwyneth Paltrow Are Dull and Here They Are Being Dull Together
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The Trolling of a Wannabe Pornstar
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Would You Hit This Fatty?
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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Bring Carpet PDA to Bosnia (PHOTOS)
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Janini Milet is Model Material
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Slutty Pic Dump is a Great Addition to Any Day
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Brooke Would Like You To Be Her Valentine
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Hannah Hilton is Always a Fave
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Mandy and Angelina Get It On – VIDEO
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Make Love Not War: Valentine’s Day “Guns For Sex Toys� Exchange
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Happy Valentine’s Day from Playboy.com
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I Wonder What is Hiding Under This Over Sized Sweater
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Kate Upton Hit Up Letterman To Promote Her SI Cover!!
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A Random Pic Dump is Always Good for Fun
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More On Whitney Houston’s Death & Last Days
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Changing Room Stripper Fight
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Melanie is Covered in Flour
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7 of the biggest scams on Valentine’s Day
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More Lindsay Lohan LOVE Magazine Outtakes
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I’d Like to Be All Over Draya
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Ryan Reynolds Beats Tom Cruise’s Top Gear Lap
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Kendall Jenner Jailbait has Great Legs
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Floating Dollar Prank in the Hood
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Where Does this SI Rank n the Top 20?
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Seal ATTACKS Shakira. Asshole.
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Topless Nina Agdal Has Some Great Tits
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Meet a Black Person Prank in Aspen
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Mr Happy Man is Some Cool Shit
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Micela Schaefer’s Bikini Barely Covers Her Cunt
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This Chick May Have Issue Which Is All The More Reason To Want To Fuck Her…
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Finally A Celebrity Who’s Not A Cunt
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Emmy Rossum Hot Black Dress
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THE SI 2012 Swimsuit Rookies
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Kate Upton in SI of the DAy
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Jessica Gomes in SI of the Day
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Bar Refaeli in SI of the Day
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Naomi Watts in Bikinis of the Day
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Katy Perry Grammy Cameltoe
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Kate Beckinsale’s
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Some Bitch Named Holliday Grainger
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2012

14

Feb

Courtney Stodden’s Valentine’s Day Bikini of the Day

These staged pics of Courtney Stodden in her bikini with her husband taht I feel like an idiot calling staged because they are of Courtney Stodden and everything about her is fucking staged…even the fact that she’s 16….or that her tits are real….or anything that diverts from the truth that I’d go out and prove if I cared enough …where she’s a stripper, he’s a has been looking for media coverage or at least to give a bitch media coverage cuz he has no self esteem, likes fucking her and knows this is all he can offer…and who cares, it’s amazing…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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2012

14

Feb

Megalyn Echikunwoke Titties in House of Lies Episode 6 of the Day

There is a show called House of Lies that I’ve never watched, but that is supposed to be the next big thing in bitches getting naked for cable TV…..like this bitch Megalyn Echikunwoke….who didn’t change her name to be more accessibe to white people….but who did get cast to be IN A BIKINI FOR 90210 prior to deciding to be a real actor…and I’m just putting this up because I like tits…but also cuz I like to support Black History Month especially on Valentine’s Day…the day created to take attention away from Black History Month…. even though every black guy I know hates black history month, cuz black history should just be absorbed into American History, andd not be segregated on the Calendar like this was a bus, public washroom, school, water fountain, restaurant, in the 50s….

Either way, Down with Valentine’s Day….Happy Black History Month…

Posted in:Megalyn Echikunwoke

2012

14

Feb

Lauren Graham’s Old Ass in Yoga Pants of the Day

My homeboy at NOTSOMEBODY who is no one special, but who lives in LA, managed to get some of his own iPhone Paparazzi shots of Lauren Graham, the mom you wanted to fuck on Gilmore Girls, you virgin loser weirdo who had no business watching Gilmore Girls, if anything, it’s creepy you know that shit exists, in her yoga pants…showing off her below average mom ass that you probably still want to fuck since anyone who knows who this is, is likely a weird as fuck obesessive compulsive, socially awkward weirdo who thinks he is still married to her from some weirdo ritual he had in the 90s and is making actually her dinner for Valentine’s Day in his shitty weirdo one bedroom basement apartment…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Lauren Graham

2012

14

Feb

Kate Upton Does Jenna Leigh Lingerie Throwback of the DAy

These pictures are over a year old…but I dont’ think that really matters…they circulating around the internet and I’m posting them cuz she’s wearing a thong…but more importantly cuz I’ve had at least 5 emails hating on Kate Upton by people calling me a see out for posting the SI shit cuz it’s all commercial…despite the fact that Kate Upton, although not toned, has huge teen tits and those fuckers pay her to show them off, a service for all of you to seduce their advertisers, all while I get nothing from nobody, sucking at life on Valentine’s Day….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

14

Feb

Kelly Sotherton Ass for Alfa Romeo of the Day

Her name is Kelly Sotherton, she’s some UK athlete and she’s naked for Alfa Romeo….

Nothing like some jock ass to make me question my sexuality….you know one of those things that really puts me to the test….it really makes me stretch my capabilities as a masturbater….to see if I can actually cum…knowing this is actually a chick….she has to be…she competes in women’s leagues…they test for this shit…..I’m not gay if I get off to this…I’m just approaching that grey area called bi-sexual while not quite hitting it….

In case you are wondering, she is a heptathlete……whatever the fuck that means….to me she’s more of a hermaphrodite….tipping towards the dude side….cuz there are dudes less manly than this…I’m guessing this is some Summer Olympics bullshit…and that she’s pretty talented….and that she’s getting naked for a sponsor….cuz that’s what you do in these obscure sports…they aren’t so lucrative.

Posted in:Kelly Sotherton

2012

14

Feb

Avril Lavigne in FHM Australia of the DAy

Best quote from the article….

I’m a rockstar, fuck it”

Sure these pictures aren’t hot….she’s not naked or half naked…which is almost insulting considering where she’s come from, what she’s accomplished and how relevant she currently is…I mean all I see her doing now is fucking Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother…and promotion face creams on shitty TV commercials that I always pray end in her getting gangbanged, but never do…

She’s a contrived, fake, commercial rocker pushing 30 who dresses 15….but dudes still want to fuck her and here she is in FHM Australia’s March issue.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2012

14

Feb

Michelle Bombshell McGee in her Bikini of the DAy

I don’t really discriminate when it comes to bikini pics….especially not when they are pictures of the bitch who totally destroyed Sandra Bullock’s perfect little image, that I think was hired by her PR people to create the scandal, and thus lead to the Oscar, cuz the last 20 years of her acting wasn’t doing the job, but even this is the kind of pussy a motherfucker leaves his famous, rich, perfect little black adopting wife he played Nazi roll playing games for…..it is amazing…and here she is in her bikini…overly tattooed maybe but it all adds to the great storyline……


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Posted in:Michelle Bombshell

2012

14

Feb

Kim kardashian Has a Dumpy Fucking Ass of the DAy

This is not news….but Kim Kardashian has a shitty fucking ass….that some how she has marketed as being a great ass….or at least a freakish ass people like to talk about….possibly thanks to only dating black guys…except for the fake husband she was using to drive some attenion her way…but more importantly thanks to spanx…wearing the highest fucking heels and other tricks…that I guess she’s too lazy to pull off…but I’m hoping she’s too burned out to pull off…passing the torch to her jailbait sisters….since no one cares about her anymore…

What it comes down to is that She’s always gonna be a shitty porn star to me

TO SEE MORE PICS OF KIM KARDASHIAN IN TIGHTS AND RUNNING SHOES
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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

14

Feb

Olivia Wilde Nude from 2007 of the DAy

She’s been TOPLESS FOR MAXIM …..HOT FOR GQ …..but apparently back in 2007 when she was working the celebrity scene…people maagazine did a shoot with her… fast forward 5 years…and the photograprapher decides to release the pics that weren’t published that may or may not have nipple in them…because maybe this is his way to get himself known….or maybe these pics have been circulating for the last 5 years and no one cared cuz Olivia WIlde doesn’t matter, but I’m gonna post them anyway…cuz let’s face it…I got noting better to do! Especially not on Valentines Day….

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2012

14

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news…

Cop Shoots Unarmed Motorist to Death

Failed Texas Chainsaw Masacre

Video of Kate Upton Rocking Bikinis

Peeping Tom Caught by Boyfriend
Noelle Kozar’s neighbor went to peep into her window when he was caught by her boyfriend.

Maine HS Football Coach Fired For Posting Nude Photos
A football coach from South Paris, Maine is out of a job after accidentally posting nude photos of himself on Facebook.

Two Columbine HS Students Wounded In Hammer Attack
Two Columbine High School students were wounded when a hammer-wielding classmate attacked them outside a school restroom Monday. According to Aaron Flowers, one of the injured students, a 14-year-old female freshman verbally threatened his 15-year-old friend shortly before the attack.

Wendy Williams Cries Over The Death Of Whitney Houston

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

14

Feb

Claire Sinclair Beatup Pin-Up Girl of the DAy

So Claire Sinclair is Playboy’s Miss October 2010 and Playmate of the Year 2011 and she turns out to be one of those dumb bithes who tries to channel glam and eroticism from the 40s, 50s and 60s, which annoys me, because anyone who markets themselve as a pin-up, instead of as a modern day slut, I’m talking to you Dita Von Teese, and all the fat chicks with Bangs and tattoos who think they are Betty Page……deserves to get beat up…cuz she is not original and doesn’t embrace modern whoring…

Which is exactly what Hugh Hefner’s son did…..and she got an emergency restraining order and wrote shit like

There’s two types of pain in the world – pain that hurts you, and pain that makes you stronger. All of your positivity is giving me strength

I call publicity stunt….from a girl who’s dad recruited her for Playboy, who is clearly a money grubber who dates the owner of the magazines son….for marketing purposes….who cares….well she does…now that she’s a household name….

Watch the video, she’s got good tits…even if her whole act and her whole spousal abuse shit is a lie.

Posted in:Claire Sinclair