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2010

06

Jan

Mariah Carey Drunk Speech of the Day

Mariah Carey was drunk at some award show, or maybe she was just medicated as fuck cuz she was slurring her words and shit like she was Paula Abdul, but at least she was cool enough to admit it on stage, where as other idiots are full of fucking shit when they get loaded to the large tits they are showing off to distract from the rest of them….I think the world needs to be a little more drunk and little more often, it makes life more fun….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Drunk|Mariah Carey

2010

06

Jan

Kim Kardashian Hides Her Fat Belly of the Day

Kim Kardashian sells tweets on twitter to a diet company for 10,000 dollars a tweet. They probably advertise on her website, maybe on her show, and pretty much have an endorsement deal with her, but what I don’t understand is why anyone would buy diet supplements from a fat chick, doesn’t that just mean shit doesn’t work and that you are pissing your money down the toilet? Wasn’t this the whole Anna Nicole Smith scandal with Trimspa diet pills that may or may not have killed her but at least made her good coin in the final months of her life…it just doesn’t make sense to me…I mean even Kardashian knows she’s fat, notice how she’s covering her gunt in every fucking picture with her oversized purse strategicially selected for this purpose…maybe a fast food company should sponsor her with the slogan “eat here, get fat, but that won’t stop black guys from mounting you”,proving yet again that celebrities are fucking idiots but the companies who throw their money at them are even worse..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Belly|Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

06

Jan

Mary Cary Leaving the Gym Lookin’ Like Shit of the Day

It always amazes me that people watch this bitch have sex….seriously….I am not one for high standards…but there comes a point in every pervert’s life where he’s got to turn off the DVD, or click the “X” on the browser because shit is just so bad it doesn’t deserve your boner or approval and I’m the kind of guy who gets amazed at how bad some of the shit I get off to is…so that’s saying a lot about Mary Cary and just how sick she is….and here she is leaving the gym….I guess because she was tired of being called a fat pig…thinking that her weight problem was the reason she looked like shit when in reality she is the reason she looks like shit…if you know what I mean….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat|Gym|Mary Cary

2010

06

Jan

Ashley Greens Pussy Gets Choked Out By Her Pants of the Day


I am a pervert who is really bad at seducing girls on the internet. I get bored, abrasive and end up making fun of a bitch before seducing her into getting naked on webcam for me, but that doesn’t change the fact that seeing pussy of girls who would never consider fucking me is a total turn on for me because at least I know what I am missing out on and can imagine it going down better with actual images of it…but since the girls never deliver what I need, I’m forced to zoom in on their bikini pictures on facebook or if I’m lucky picutres of them in pussy huggin’ pants and here’s Ashley Green, another girl who will never fuck me or humor me with pussy pictures inadvertantly giving me all I really need as the moment her pussy took a bite out of her pants got captured for eternity….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Cameltoe|Pussy

2010

06

Jan

Magic Johnson is the HIV Patient of the Day

We like to do something here that celebrates diseases that affect gays, Africans, whores and heroin addicts by posting a picture of a motherfucker who is HIV positive to celebrate living witht he disease. Actually, we never do something here that celebrates HIV or AIDS, because Magic Johnson would always be the fuckin’ poster boy of the shit, it’s like he never got prison raped in a back alley by a HIV positive heroin addict after one too many drinks, dude’s healthier than a most people I know who don’t have AIDS, making me thing either celebrities have access to the cure to the disease they are hording out until more people have the disease so the companies who cured the disease can really capitalize, or that dude doesn’t have HIV at all, cuz if you met the people I’ve met dying of the shit, you’d probably think twice about having unprotected sex with even your wife, but when you look at Magic Johnson, it almost makes you want to share needles and have dirty anal sex. He takes HIV out of the gutter and makes it look fuckin’ classy. It’s like HIV is the hot new accessory of 2010 at least that’s what I’m taking from these pics of him lookin’ healthier than ever….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Aids|Magic Johnson

2010

06

Jan

Casey Johnson With The Dead Heiress Titty Picture of the Day

They reported that Casey Johnson died on the 29th of December, so I doubt any necrophiliac’s are still lusting over her, cuz I’m sure she’s not quite a pretty sight, but the good news is that there are always pictures of her for you to get off to cuz I know first hand that there’s something magica about getting off to dead chicks, it’s like the ultimate disrespect, something far worse than convincing them to let you shit on their chest back when they were still alive, maybe it’s cuz there’s a possiblity that her spirit is watching you doin’ it and that’s why I jerk off to pictures of bitches in their bikinis from the 1950s assumin they are dead by now or to videos starring girls in this video…..

It’s one of those so wrong it’s right kind of thing…..

On a sidenote, I’ve feel like I have a special bond with Casey Johnson because I’ve been using their Bandaids on my dick sick I first got scabs…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Casey Johnson|Dead

2010

06

Jan

Lohan Sisters Stretching in the Airport of the Day

Here are the Lohan sisters stretching like athletes, only instead of stretching for physical activity, they are stretching to get their bodies ready to do absolutely nothing but sit around all day, whether in LA or on the beach of St Barths or really anywhere they go they most they get done is shopping..I mean Lohan doesn’t even suck dick anymore, making these stretches pretty useless and remidn me of my horrible wife who complains of sports type injuries like sprains and pulled muscles from walking from the kitchen to the couch….cuz she’s fat…only the Lohan’s are the anorexic version of that laziness…something I would much rather jerk off on…and here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ali Lohan|Lindsay Lohan|Lohan Sisters|Stretching

2010

06

Jan

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are Idiots of the Day

I don’t give a fuck that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are trying to mess with the paparazzi by running around in stupid masks, it really only annoys me because I know that they probably think this is the funniest prank in the world.You know like an asshole who laughs at his own bad joke until you want to rip his fucking throat out.

They’ve done it before when Pete Wentz used his bagel as a cell phone and when He made a mask out of a paper plate and she’s just the cunt who humors him and finds him so funny and creative enabling this kind of behavior even though it is all just him masking his homosexuality.

I don’t know why I just posted on these idiots, let’s not bother lookin’ into it and instead, we’ll just move on….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Idiots|Pete Wentz

2010

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

This is the best joke I’ve heard all day:

this guy walks into a bar.. sits next to another guy. Some good conversation and a couple drinks later the guy says “I could fuck any girl in here”

the other guy says, “thats pretty ambitious, what makes you think that?”

The guy says “because I’m a rapist.”

I didn’t write that – I’m not good enough to write jokes – the closest thing I got to writing a joke was this:

So hungry I could eat a homeless womans pussy in hopes it had bugs in it like I was on survivor-unfortunately i’d do that if I wasn’t hungry

Only I wasn’t joking at all…I guess I’m a hack….and here are my stepLINKS….to drive that fact home…Enjoy….

4 Porn Stars Who Should Be In The Jersey Shore Porno
GO

Kim and Khloe Kardashian Are Pretending to Be Skinny and the Only Person They Are Fooling Is Themselves
GO

Katharine McPhee’s Cleavage Does Conan
GO

Here’s a Wedding That’s Going to Be a Fucking Mess
GO

Rory McDonald is 20 years old, Has a 9-0 record and is making his UFC debut. What Have You Done Lately?
GO

Snoop Dogg Does Soap Operas – This is Too Funny….
GO

Lohan’s Twitter Bikini Pic for Attention…
GO

Whores Are As Whores Do
GO

The PWNed Support Group – VIDEO
GO

Pam Anderson Nip Slip, Obviously On Drugs
GO

Yeah I Totally Wanna Bang Hermoine From Haryy Potter
GO

I Can’t Get Enough of This Greenscreen Grandmas Video, So Here It Is Again
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This May Make You Question Your Sexuality…And Mine
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Some Celebrity New Years Party Pictures
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Stripfilme of the day
GO

THERE *IS* A TIGER WOODS SEX TAPE
GO

The Funny Thing Is, Under All That Make Up, Christina Aguilera is Actually Pretty Hot
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Sharon Stone Doesn’t Look Absolutly Disgusting For Once
GO

I’ve Been Wondering Where Phoebe Price Was – VIDEO
GO

Leighton Meester is Fucking AWful
GO

Can You Do Parkour While Jugging? He Can
GO

Upskirt On Argentinian TV
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Snowmobile Fail – VIDEO
GO

Blonde Hottie Oils Up Her Titties and Pussy
GO

Horny Slut Likes to Masterbate
GO

Now THIS is a Condom Commercial
GO

Itty Bitty Titties Are Lovely
GO

Brooke Mueller Was Boozing While She Was Pregnant
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

I Don’t Know Who Danielle Bux Is But She’s Wearing a Swimsuit, So Whatever
GO

Gotta Love a Lesbian Threesome
GO

Gotta Love a Lesbian 3some
GO

Bar Refaeli Sponsors Another “DAMN YOU, LEONARDO DICAPRIO!” Post
GO

Anne is Sporty…And Naked
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Deny and Iris Have a Special Friendship
GO

And More Racism From KFC
GO

Snoopdogd is Fucking Amazing
GO

Not Only Does Little Bow Wow Drink and Drive He Tweets While Doing It Too. Genius
GO

Why Are Babes From Sweden So Hot?
GO

Girl Putting Lotion on Her Tits….Hot Video……
http://www.fun-vids.org/hosted/media/big-boobs-getting-creamed,716.php”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

Pam Anderson’s Nipple Slip
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick and Her Tit Pics
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

05

Jan

Chick in a Bikini has Drunk in Public Pee of the Day

Here’s a video some insider leaked to me from a tour bus parked outside some concert this past summer. It is of some tight body chick taking a pee in public not knowing the band, or people with the band are videotaping the entire thing. It’s pretty fucking amazing but I mean when is drunk hot enough pussy peeing in public not amazing….so watch it…

Posted in:PeePee|Public Peeing|stepTV|Tour Bus

2010

05

Jan

Sienna Miller Riding her Banana Boat of the Day

Sienna Miller was out in her bikini yesterday and everyone already posted the pictures already…. except me. I decided to post them a day late, since I’ve seen her naked a whole lote and thought these pics were a waste of fucking time but knew if I was first on the shit, it would give people the wrong idea about me, they’d think I was so excited to see the bitch that I followed everyone’s lead and I figured I had to wait it out until shit was actually a waste of time to everyone already saw the shit…at least that’s what I tell people, the reality is that I was too lazy and uninterested for the pics, but today they won my heart because she’s riding one of those inflatable bananas cuz she loves riding banana and shit got me all excited….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Banana Boat|Bikini|Sienna Miller

2010

05

Jan

Gwen Stefani’s Man Body in a Bikini of the Day

The day Gwen Stefani started wearing that pregnant belly prosthetic, I knew she was commited to pretending she was a chick despite having no doubt her No Doubt tits weren’t attached to something with a pussy, but were more likely designed by LAMB for someone with a cock and now she’s on the beach in a bikini keepin up the tranny lie. I’m not sure when or if she’s going to give up the act, she seems to have invested a lot into making the world think those broad shoulders, ripped stomach and garbage tits are not something you’d find on a mother of two but more on a topless pit boy high on poppers in the gay club and ready for anal…..but instead her and Rossdale are going suburban with their homosexual marriage and the whole thing weirds me out…

If you don’t believe Rossdale’s a fag and that Stefani’s a man just read his Wikipedia….

In his 1995 autobiography Take It Like A Man, Boy George claimed that Rossdale had an affair with the British singer Peter Robinson, a.k.a. Marilyn. In a 1996 interview for Rolling Stone, Rossdale responded with a shrug: “That’s George’s take – he doesn’t know me. There’s a queue of people going to their lawyers about stuff in his book. I hope he manages to sell some books by putting my name in there.” Elsewhere Gavin said, “I wasn’t dating Marilyn. We were, and still are, good friends. George thinks everyone is gay.”Marilyn also denied the affair, but later claimed to have lied at Rossdale’s request because Rossdale “was just becoming successful in America” at the time of the revelation. In 2009, Marilyn said they had been “together five years” in the 1980s, but Rossdale’s representative denied the story. Marilyn added “Gavin and Gwen are perfect for each other, but he was the love of my life.”

I’m not reporting news here people – I’m reporting fact

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Gwen Stefani

2010

05

Jan

Ashley Olsen’s Hipster Jog of the Day

I hate hipsters. I thought that shit would have died by now but for some reason it’s just become mainstream even though the idiot hipsters still think they are part of an exclusive group despite being part of the idiot masses. Something I thought was the total opposite of being a hipster so I get confused when I see a huge mass of jaded, cynical, indy people because I used to think “indy” or whatever it is that hipsters stand for besides no washing, pretending to be artists and cooler than fucking cool while dressing like they don’t have a trust fund….and you can partially blame the Olsen Twins and their “Hobo” chic back when they were the fashion icons they were labeled by the media despite lookin’ like Michael Jackson’s love child with a Treasure Troll and here she is taking her cause to another level while jogging and not missin’ a fucking beat from her marriage to leggings and ripped ratty flannel. What a fucking joke.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Olsen|Hipster|Jog

2010

05

Jan

Harvey Weinstein and His Wife Georgina Prove Money Buys Pussy of the Day

Wanna know what multi-millionaire movie producers get? Hotter pussy than they deserve, proving that girls like money more than they like juiced abs you’d find on the Jersey Shore……here are the pics…to remind you if you’re a fat useless fuck – figure out a way to make millions – it’s easier than hitting the gym and the rewards are much greater….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Georgina Chapman|Gold Digger|Harvey Weinstein

2010

05

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt’s Rocking Old Lady Body in a Bikini of the Day

I get a lot of hate mail suprisingly about Victoria Silvstedt because you’d think she’d be hardly known by now, a decade after her stint as a Playboy centerfold, but commited virgins prove yet again that they can never get over that obsession with that one girl, like they are monogamous fantasizers, whether it is someone from High School or a blue person in Avatar, they take their love seriously and they get offended that someone doesn’t see the vision of beauty they see everytime they look at their chosen whore, so they make it their personal plight to fight for her honor, even though she doesn’t know they exist and either do people they went to high school, cuz they are just that memorable. You know the kind of guy I’m talking about, cuz you’re probably that kind of guy.

Here’s one of those emails:

Hello Sir,
 
I watch a lot of Victoria Silvstedt news on your website and I read to each time you hate Victoria Silvstedt who attack to you with her lawer when you put sex party pictures in Sardaigna on your website.
 
Why do you hate Victoria Silvstedt, you had meeting Victoria Silvstedt for your job, in the street please ?
 
Thank you in advance.
 
Christian.

Either way, I know she’s got a good body, it’s really all she’s got going for her, and it’s also all that she has to maintain in her life, so working out all year and getting her fake tits upgraded and her face jacked up with silicone with her billionare boyfriend’s money doesn’t really impress me and shouldn’t be all that that shocking or worth celebrating, because in actual fact, she’s just a fuckin’ waste of space nobody who people shouldn’t even know her name and I shouldn’t even bother posting on her, but I can’t help it because I passionately hate this cunt her for trying to bring me down with her lawyers 5 years ago. I have issues moving on…and if you don’t believe me just reference my criminal record……

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt|Whore