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2011

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

You know I haven’t been having any insane events lately. I’ve given up on TWITTER cuz I’m not a woman…and more importantly cuz I don’t have 100,000 followers…mainly cuz the site is dying and I’m pretty tempted to not save the fucking thing…in one of those watch the fucker burn while I masturbate to bitches on webcam and get drunk with bitches who I try to recruit to be on webcam….and in not having updated my TWITTER ….I have no fucking clue what I’ve been up to…it’s like that fucking useless website traced my retard steps and now I’m lost and can’t find my way home….but that’s partially cuz I don’t want to find my way home…as my wife constantly reminds me how much I’ve failed….Yay…fun post…now watch me drink….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Here’s Some X-Games Interview That Also Looks Like It Has a Kid Getting Abducted in the Background
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Horrible Jersey Shore Pig Flashing Her Horrible Jersey Shore Pig Ass
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Naked J.Lo for Vanity Fair
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Live Sex Show That Will Make a Hot Summer Day Even Hotter
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Jessica Workman Sluts It Up
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Who is Mina Stefan and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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The 30 Hottest MTV VJs
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This Lindsay Marie Photoshoot is Outta Hand
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Chrissy Teigan Does Esquire
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Like Being Generous
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19 Year Old Sluts on the Casting Couch
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The Most Crooked Athletes in Sports
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Katie Price is Still a Dumb Whore
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Rachel White is Topless
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Some Sandra Bullock Cause She Hasn’t Been Around Lately
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Holy Fuck Whitney Port Isn’t Dead Yet?
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How About some Pixie Lott?
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There’s Always Room in My Life for a Hot Blonde
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I Wonder is Charlie Sheen’s Kids Will Be as Insane as He Is
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Redneck Tattoo Removal – VIDEO
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Rene Miller is Totally Bangable
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Brothers Almost Kill 101 Year Old Grandmother In Gunfight Over Money
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Kristen Price is Baked and I Love It
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Fucking With Fruit and Veggies
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Jessica Alba is on the Cover of a Magazine and Not Pregnant, I Don’t Get It
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Girl on Girl Video of the Day
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Lake Bell’s “Year of Nudity” For Maxim
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Some Rosie Huntington Whitley
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Super Sexy Photodump
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I’d Like to Be All Over Kelly Andrews
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This Chick Tears Her Vagina – VIDEO
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Hurricane Balls. Wait, What?
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Harrison Ford Hates the Smurfs – VIDEO
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One of the Sluts on Glee Got a Nose Job, But It Wasn’t Lea Michele
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Kate Upton Hotness
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Linda Evangelista is Fucking Delusional
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Tutankhamun Fucked A Lot Of Chicks
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Jersey Shore Slut Deena Cortese Gives Us One Last Look At Her Bare Ass Upskirt
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Pixie Lott Flashes Her Panties
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Lindsay Lohan Has A New Career
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EXCLUSIVE: The Change Up Movie Review
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Blake Lively Riding Bikes Showing Off Tit
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2011

02

Aug

Heidi Klum Naughty Ass in a Bikini Pics of the Day

I am convinced this German ass has seen its fair share of abuse…sexual abuse…cuz Germans are all militant, pragmatic, efficient and cold…they are also responsible for a big percentage of the world’s scat movies…and S&M movies…not to mention one of the biggest genocides in the last 100 years…making them pretty serious about how hard they like to get fucked…throw in some hung black dude with lupus scars, 15 pregnancies, and logic just makes you figure she’s had fists, household objects, other people’s feces in an Anus to Anus docking experiment….all in this hot dainty ass we all love….and I think that just makes her better….at least far more enjoyable to jerk off to…

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Posted in:Heidi Klum

2011

02

Aug

Scarlett Johansson’s Skinny in a One Piece of the Day

Here’s a picture of someone who may or may not be Scarlett Johansson in a photoshoot wearing a one piece…because I think legally you can’t call a person by their name in a picture if it’s an artist rendition of that person…you know cuz her dumpy body was photoshopped so hard to look all dainty and modelesque and shit…when in reality she’s built like she works at the local fried chicken restaurant…or even an ice cream shop….you get what I’m saying and if you’re not it’s that she’s fat…but thanks to Elle magazine, she knows what she looks like if she wasn’t….and apparently it’s not that bad of a thing….

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2011

02

Aug

Kate Moss Shitty Ass Flash Turned into Topless Swimming of the Day

I’ve been tracking Kate Moss’ trip in St Tropez for the last 10 minutes, you know cuz I’m the worst fucking celebrity website on the internet, cuz I don’t really give a fuck about celebrity gossip, I just am too lazy to try and coordinate original content….

So when I first got wind of her trip…I figured we’d be seeing her nipples…cuz Kate Moss is all Euro and an ex-model who doesn’t give a fuck about who sees her tits….cuz we’ve all seen her tits….or cuz that’s just how reckless her unprotected sex with HIV from fucking needle sharing rockers cunt is…but was only given pics of her walking around showing a little ass cheek….

But since history repeats itself…and I was too lazy to post…it was only a matter of time before these pics of her topless swimming dropped…sure the nipples are stars and they are hard to make out…but just use google…or the search bar on this site cuz it looks like every other time she’s done this hustle before….I am a fan…think I might actually love her.

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Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

02

Aug

The Spy Kids Premiere Was Pretty Erotic of the Day

I just assumed that people who go to see movies like Spy Kids, especially grown men who don’t have kids are just real fucking perverts who you gotta look out for in the movie theater cuz they may be there to masturbate on your kids popcorn when you’re not looking…..you know kinda like me when I went to see that teenage hot chick movie about cheerleading or gynastics or some shit when wasted…only to be in a room full of 14 year olds who looked at me like I was creepy as fuck…cuz lets face it, I am….

But it turns out that there’s a whole diverse level of perversion at the Spy Kids premiere…there’s shit for everyone of all different fetishes to get off to…not just the pedos….

Here’s the unofficial list of the fetishes that were in attendence…

Alba pregnancy extreme pregnancy…for the Ready to Drop Porn Lovers

Charlotte Ross extreme legs….

Rachel Fox Some 15 Year Old….for the Sex Offenders

Verne Troyer for the Midget Fetishists

Electra Avellan for the Twin Fetishists even though she’s not with her twin…..

Alexa Vega for the Haggard looking 22 year old with Colombian father’s and model mothers who was an amateur Gymnast Fetishists…..yeah this one’s a real fucking stretch but I like to view it as a highly targeted fetish

Holly Robinson Peete for the Black Chick pushing 50 but who is from 1990′s ABC Sitcoms Fetishists….

And the Kool Aid guy for the real fucking weirdos who love fucking mascots and marketing icons for shitty brands….

This post is one of my dumbest…

Posted in:Alexa Vega|Charlotte Ross|Electra Avellan|Holly Roninson Peete|Jessica Alba|Kool AId Guy|Rachel Fox|Verne Troyer

2011

02

Aug

Vanessa Pudgens Dyke Hair of the Day

I don’t know why Vanessa Hudgens is getting so much attention from me lately….I usually hate dykes and obviously by default hate dyke hair…but I guess these girls are the good kind of dyke that you’d want to watch experimenting with each other, you know learning how to make each other cum, with both their hands, fingers, mouths, and even feet….all licking and ssucking and kissing and tasting each other before flipping over into a lesbian scissor kick of pussy grinding….cuz there’s something about lipstick lesbians who have already leaked topless pics of them making out with other chicks when they were 17 that’s a hell of a lot better than dick hating, construction boot wearing, militant biker lesbians ready to arm wrestle you only to end up raping up with a beer bottle like the bitch she thinks you are…sure both make you cum…but one’s gentler, softer and far more lovely….

THis post is not to say hudgens is a dyke, she might as well could be, but it is to say her hair sure as fuck is….

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

02

Aug

Pink’s Fat Ass and Milk Filled Tits of the Day

Pink was built like a fucking tank before the pregnancy, so there is no real surprise that bitch is built like a super fucking tank after the pregnancy…but it is still funny to watch her walk around all fucking huge and shit…while other new mom’s are dropping the baby weight…pink’s embracing finally having tits…something she was always envious of when she got her dick cut off as a child and never full got her hormone therapy adjusted properly like she was Jamie Lee Curtis, in some hermaphrodite turned obese mom who loves all things food related kind of love story I hope they make a movie about….Seriously, she’s so fucking large, I want to make a bouncy castle out of her….and suck the chocolate syrup and butter she sweats out of her ass…I’m weird like that..but not nearly as weird as Pink’s shape.

Posted in:Pink

2011

02

Aug

Cameron Diaz’s Big Pussy Lips Getting Hugged Hard By A Bikini of the Day

(i don’t have the rights to the pics, so click the link below to see them Big Pussy Lips Getting HUgged)

I don’t have the rights to post these pictures cuz the paparazzi hate me and threaten to ruin me even though I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to post shit I find on the internet on my personal blog to write about why the fuck Cameron Diaz’s pussy looks as thick and fucking bulging as she flexes her new A-Rod muscles in a yellow bikini…see cuz A-Rod likes turning middle aged women as manly as he fucking can…it’s kinda his thing…you know since the steroids….

When you click the link, you will see that shit is almost like watching a dude in a bikini…but it’s Cameron Diaz….who was once one of the best pieces of ass in Hollywood….but now just looks like she fucks dudes up the ass with the sausage she’s got stuffed in her bikini bottomand the truth is…as gay as it may be to be into her new look…there’s just something about mary and by mary I mean a big pussy lips being hugged hard by a bathing suit bottom like it’s getting choked the fuck out in a wrestling match or some shit…and I’m loving this…on so many levels…


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Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2011

02

Aug

Jenna Ushkowitz Goes for a Night Swim of the Day

The thing people generally don’t realize is that these people who they see on TV, aren’t the characters they see on TV, but are actually little want to be famous sluts who want nothing more that the male attention, money and general acceptance from the world by being famous….So if I watched Glee and saw this awkward asian kid singing faggot songs of freedom with the gang of rejects you’d laugh at if you saw at the mall cuz they are so politically correct and diverse….which I don’t cuz I fear it will turn me into a homosexual…not to mention I hate everything it is and represents…but at least I’d know their cast was all whores, sluts, drug addicts, drunks behind their virgin nerd hustle…

So here’s one of them doing some bikini shit for some shitty photographer who everyone thinks is trendy and cool now…name Tyler Shields…

Posted in:Jenna Ushkowitz