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2011

07

Jul

Nicky Hilton Sucks on the Beach of the Day

Nicky Hilton is one thing out of LA that I will never understand. She’s the latch on sister who never wanted to be in the spotlight, but who wanted all the benefits of her sister’s humiliating behavior, and who pretty much escorted her everywhere she went around the world, pretending that she was some kind of Business Woman, when she was just a reserved piece of shit riding coattails….but that’s not what offends me…I am offended by her lack of a personal trainer, she has a responsibility being a socialite in the media, despite how much she’s into taking the backseat, because according to her body, and her beach apparel, she’s a dumpy sack of shit….sure she’s probably a size small, something you’d all want to be if you were a woman in theory, something that makes her think all is OK, but not all size smalls are a good size small, cuz she’s a sloppy mess.

We call her kind Slim Fats and here is the slim fat on the beach.

Posted in:Nicky Hilton

2011

07

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits Useless of the Day

I found a bootleg copy of the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape on the internet a few days ago and figured I’d watch it because I hadn’t seen it in years, and even when I did see it, I skipped through it…I assumed it was just cuz I wasn’t into black dick that makes me feel inferior, but turns out I’m not into shit colored fat chicks with tranny faces acting like bratty uptight bitches….and what it comes down to is that….her performance in that porn tape, despite her decent blowjob, but I have a weakness for any blowjob, did not warrant the 100 million dollar empire she’s got today.

I get that she’s all bullshit, staged stories for attention, doing things directly for the media and inturn making money, like the most recent media blitz centered around her opinions of Casey Anthony that pissed everyone off cuz they assume that her dead dad defended OJ for a lot of money and he got off, which means she supports murderers for money, when really who fucking cares about this half retarded rich kid’s opinion and why am I even posting these pictures. She’s fat and fat girls don’t deserve any respect.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

07

Jul

Amanda Seyfried is Boring in Shorts of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is a bitch who can put on a bikini that rides up her fuzzy hipster bush cunt who will still be boring…I think it is the way she carries herself when she’s not getting paid, cuz I’ve seen Chloe and bitch knows how to fuck both middle-aged men and women on camera, but the second the payroll stops, she turns into this sloppy, unshowered, bag of shit that looks like she has been camping the last 6 weeks.

It’s like she has no fucking interest in builing a rep, cuz idiots like me write about her as she continues to be a boring bitch, so we’ve pretty much made it easy for her….and thus here are some pics of her ass in what may be the most boring fucking shorts ever and here’s some Amanda Seyfried in Chloe , cuz really that’s the main reason I bother with her.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

07

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I never understand those nights where I drink but never get drunk, but wake and feel groggy as shit….I figured it’s got something to do with the diabetes, high blood pressure, dehydration and attempts to drown myself in my wife’s overweight vagina cuz suicide attempts are fun… Making today’s hangover not alcohol related….On a side note, don’t eat beets if you think you are dying cuz that shit will fuck with your head, literally.

Here’s some shit going on around the internet while I regain my composure.

Kid Versus Glass Door LOL – VIDEO
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Some WWE Divas That Are Totally Bang Worthy
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Free Cams to Get You Through the Rest of the Week
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Who Doesn’t Love Staring at Tits?
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Reese Witherspoon Dumpy Bikini Body
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Web Cam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Party Tit Flasher
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The Ultimate Archive: Penelope Cruz’s Hottest Pics
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The Only Thing Lower Than Getting Off Scott Free For Killing Your Kid Is Being the Porn Company That Asked You to Do Movies for Them
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Some Crazy Goalie Mask Gallery
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Posted in:MHD

2011

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m So Vain…

I figure the outcome of a facebook page to celebrate myself, and the fact that only 1-7 people will actually like it, will give me the motivation I need to quit this site….because what I’ve been doing here just doesn’t matter and will never take me anywhere…6 years later…time to re-evaluate how I spend my time….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Chicken Playing Pool To Start the Links….
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Casey Anthony is Getting Porn Offers Already, Jesus Christ
GO

The Devil Dances Tonight….
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Natalie Portman’s Baby
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Anne Hathaway is Dressed Like a Princess for the Princess Fetishists, but I prefer her Sheer Dress…
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Cam Sluts You Can’t Help But Love
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This Dude Was Struck By Lightning SIX TIMES
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Petra Nemcova’s Best “Sports Illustrated” Bikini Shots
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Lariyah Daniels Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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Lookin’Good Sweetheart
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These Cam Shows Are FREE
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Bendy Cheerleader and a Giant Dildo
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Finding the Next Erin Andrews: The Top 20 Candidates
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Michelle Hunziker Bikini Boobs
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Aubrey O’Day Dealth With the Casey Anthony Verdict By Getting Pretty Much Naked
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Anne Hatheway Needs a Fucking Nose Job
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Some Selena Gomez
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Gretchen Rossi is Slutty in a Red White and Blue Bikini
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An Asian Babe With A Vida Guerra Like Ass
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Geri Halliwell Nip Slip
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Capri Anderson is Naked and I Like It
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Little Richard is a Walking Wax Figure. Okay Well He’s Not Really WALKING
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This Fucking Beast Has Her Four-Year-Old “Helping” Her Reach World’s Fattest Woman Goal
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Say Hello to Franziska Facella
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So Apparently You Can Know A Guy’s Dick Size By Looking At His Fingers
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Who is Pia Toscano And Why Aren’t I Banging Her
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Brea Bennett is on All Fours
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A Pretty Insane Crash at the Tour de France – VIDEO
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What the FUCK Are You Wearing?
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Daisy Lowe is Trashy
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College Hottie on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashley is a Cute Brunette
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Ahhhhh Claudia Schiffer
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Cahrlie Sheen Insanity of the Day
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Kate Upton is Hot Even With Clothes On
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Jennifer Aniston, Taking A Year Off. Thank God.
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David Beckham Grabs A Handful Of His Balls
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Marissa Miller Damn Fine Bikini Ass Wedgie Pic
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Elisabetta Canalis Wastes No Time. Great Tits Though.
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Horseface Gretchen Rossi Probably Sucks Good Cock So Long As Her Teeth Don’t Get in The Way
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Lookin’ Good Little Richard
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

06

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Self Shot Bikini Fatness for Attention of the Day

Clearly Aubrey O’Day felt left out when all the other useless celebs had paparazzi taking pics of them, so she decided to take shit by the reins and fuck up the system, by taking pictures of herself for the public, cuz that’s what bottom feeders do for attention…

She asked this question on twitter:

If you had the ability to have the worlds attention, everyone would drop their head in silence and listen to you… What would you say?

My response….

I would say “i think Aubrey o’day has a dick clit” and no one would know what I was talking about cuz you don’t exist

She ignored me….because the truth hurts…she’s a nobody…but wishes she was a somebody…it’s almost sad..but I have no soul and don’t care…but I’m posting her chubby body she got implants to balance out in a bikini anyway…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

06

Jul

Jessica Alba Pregnant Tits Walking of the Day

Jessica Alba is another pregnant slut who pretends she’s not a slut by being all married and already a mom who I’d like to feel how tight her asshole gets as the baby crowns….you know one of those bathing in her placenta as her water breaks all over my chin….in a whole “pregnancy is beautiful as long as you’re not fucking it, because when you start fucking it, it gets messy, which sometimes isn’t all that bad, just ask Kim Kardashian how she feels about being a receptacle bodily fluids, it ain’t that bad”, nice belly button, ya heard….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

06

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Tight Gym Pants Version of the Day

This is the hustle of the ugly girl who was considered hot for a minute due to marketing….it’s called hit the fucking gym to keep as fit as fucking possible, because at least you will have some redeeming quality, like that you’re not fat, sloppy or disgusting, so ugly girls out there, follow this ugly girl’s lead, let her be your leader into having a tight ass, cuz when you have a tight ass, a busted down face won’t even be noticed….especially with big sunglasses on….it is a good cover-up scam…..

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

06

Jul

Octo Mom Publicity Stunt Bikini Top of the Day

Octomom, is likely excited by the Casey Anthony kill off your kids cuz they are a burden and not get charged with murder, especially cuz she has the argument that it was self defense on her side, and to prove it, all she has to do is show the court the sloppy mess that is what is left of her vagina, as evidence of what she’s been through….after the vomiting…and shock and instant homosexuality….they’ll just let her go home and apologize for wasting her time….and here are her tits in a bikini…


To Find The Rest of the Pictures
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Posted in:Octo Mom