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2008

26

Feb

Moment of Truth is the Devil of the Day

Here’s a crazy segment from the show Moment of Truth. which is pretty evil show on TV because the truth seems to hurt people who have emotions. I am all for people who want to make money going out there and airing their laundry on national TV, but this shit was next level.

She basically admits to marrying the wrong dude and cheating on the current dude, breaking that dude’s heart on national TV, then she loses everything because Karma is a bitch and she lied about thinking she’s a good person when in reality she knows she’s evil.

I guess people do cheat and it’s not that big of a deal. I try to encourage my wife to getting out there and finding new cock behind my back. I tell her how exciting it will be to be secretive and shit and that it will add a whole new dynamic to our sex life….because when I find out I’ll have grounds for divorce, still get palimony and live happily ever after….knowing I don’t need to get in bed with that again….

What I really think they should have done is asked detailed questions about how she cheated. Like where did she take the dude’s load, where it went down, how big his dick was, whether she had bush, if her pussy was an “inny” or an “outty”, what positions they hit, but then again, I am a pervert and I like visualizing these things.

Either way, it was nice to see her lose it all, because I don’t think people should be rewarded for home wreckin, unless those people are me.

Posted in:Slut|TV

2008

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

One of my Jewish readers hates me because I made fun of Jewish teenage girls who go out in public during the day looking homeless, despite stepping out of Mercedes SUV’s and drinking their expensive designer cofffees, this is what he wrote to me:

Dear DrunkenStepfather,

I just wanted you to know that I took great offense to your post regarding Jewish girls. You are a disgusting human being and I will never visit your site again. You are part fuel hate and are not contributing to the advancement of human acceptance. I hope others follow my lead and leave you and your site in the dust, where you belong. You are scum and I hope your life continues to be filled with misery. I am ashamed to share the same planet as you.

Regards,

Jacob Lipinisky

This was my response:

You and your people should stop taking yourselves so fucking seriously. Next thing you know you’ll be talking about how some dude tried to wipe out your religion and killed a ton of you 50 years after the fact…oh wait you already do that….

Shouldn’t you be at home studying your accounting homework, practicing dentistry, law or medicine or are you too busy taking over hollywood with lame fucking movies that you executive produce because you have no sense of humor you just think you’re funny cuz your Bubby tells all her friends that you are and you’re too stupid to realize that you’re not because you’re too busy performing at Bar Mitzvah’s getting all the laughs. L’chaim !!

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
drunkenstepfather.com

I’m so funny, I am not actually a bigot but since dude thinks I am and there’s no winning him over, I might as well milk it as much as I can. If I left a bad taste in dude’s mouth I figure I may as well really leave one. The real problem in the world aren’t the people like me – it’s the people who don’t make fun of other races/cultures and legitimately hate them behind closed doors. I just talk shit and there’s nothing wrong with that, except it doesn’t always smell as good as you’d want it to…That said, I fuckin love jewish girls and their camp suckin’ skills…I hate no one but myself.

Here are my links:

Some Really Weird Big Brother Orgy from Last Nights Show Involving Topless Chicks and Men in G-Strings…
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Some Club Slut in Some Red Lingerie Showing Off Her Shit
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Some Girl Gets Beat Up On Webcam
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Here’s Some Lingerie Show You’ll Like
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Who Would You Rather Do – The Celebs Without Make Up Edition
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10 Things You’ve Never Seen in a Webcam Strip Video
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Alex Curran in a See-Through Panty Upskirt
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Cameron Diaz was at the Academy Awards – This Is Her in Action
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Heidi Klum in Her Cocktail Dress Showing Some Tit
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Coco’s Fake Tits Lookin Classy as Ever as they Bust Out of Her Dress
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The Biggest Tits Ever Driving
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Some Dude Catches on Fire at Some Olympic Celebration
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Her Name is Denise Milani and She’s Posing Her Big Tits all Hot For You
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Germany’s Next Top Models Nudes Got Leaked and Nobody Cares
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Allison Angel and Her Friend Making Out and Showing their Vagina’s on the Soccer Field
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Shauna Sand is All Dressed Up But Still in Her Stripper Shoes
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The 15 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disaters
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Kimmel Responds to His Lame Girlfriend’s Joke With His I’m Fuckng Ben Affleck Shit…
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How To Make a Supersized Condom – Not That You’ll Need it
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Christina Milian’s Got Some Good Fuckin’ Cleavage
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Some Girl Gets Knocked the Fuck Out By a Dude
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CNN Fires Some Dude For Blogging
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Kirsten Dunst is Fresh Out of Rehab and Grocery Shopping
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Some Busty Fake Tit Whore Bouncing Around Naked on Her Bed
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Watch a Windmill Explode Because Windmill’s Are Crazy
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3 Blondes Naked and Tanning and Doin’ Body Shots and Being Drunk
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A Couple of Sluts in Bikinis On a Boat Acting Up
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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Her Fat Ass Does the Oscars
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Star Wars According to a 3 Year Old
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Some Cam Girls Getting Down to Some Classic Rock Montage
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A Woman and Her Daughter Beat Up a Pregnant Teen
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Some Hot Amateur Chick Takes a Shower then Does a Little Diddle Video
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Best Actress Marion Cotillard in Some Nude Scenes From Earlier in Her Career
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Proof that Zac Effron is a Poofter!
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David Beckham’s Condom’s Package Scares Me
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Check Out Carol Marika in Her Hot Photoshoot
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Here are Pictures of Paris in Leggings Not at the Oscars
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Here is Rita G From the Kanye Videos Showing Off Her Tits and Talking…
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Liv Tyler is Washing a Car for Dan from Roseanne and You Can See Some Upskirt Action
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Her Name is Daisy Marie and She’s Showing Off Her Big Brown Cunt
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Was Gene Simmons’ Sex Tape a Publicity Stunt….
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Some Hot Chick Showing Off Her Big Tits and Body in this Video
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Petra Nemcova is Dating Sean Penn – That Should Depress You
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Here’s an Interesting Way To Clean Your Vagina
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Fat, Blonde and Lookin’ For Attention Showing Off Her TIts
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Another Fat Chick Playing With Her Vagina For Attention
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FROM THE FORUM

Janet Jackson – Pre-Release Discipline
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Revolting Cocks – Linger Ficken’ Good
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City and Colour – The Death of Me
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Henry Rollins – Get in the Van
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The Cardigans – Life
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Nada Surf – Let Go
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Melvins – King Buzzo
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C-Mon & Kypski – Static Traveller
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

25

Feb

Ashlee Simpson Pretending to be Britney Spears of the Day

I guess Ashlee Simpson is trying to get some attention, you know living in her sister’s shadow all her life’s gotta give the ugly sister a little complex. A complex that bisexual Pete Wentz is all about because it draws more attention to him and his emotionally driven bisexual make-up wearing music.

In this video from his blog that someone emailed me, not that I found on my own, because I don’t really follow his career, dude and Ashlee joke about having a baby while Ashlee pretends to be Britney Spears eating her Cheetos and speaking with a Southern Accent, one that isn’t too far from her own accent.

I guess what it comes down to is that if Ashlee was actually a fraction of Britney Spears she’d be worth talking about, but instead she’s the Simpson table scraps who was just lucky enough to have a sister with money to afford the kind of exposure and lifestyle she lives with her bisexual boyfriend.

I guess the good news in all this is that they won’t be making any babies anytime soon, Pete Wentz is only into ass play, so Ashlee may not be a pop queen but she takes it up the ass and she may not be a Pop Queen but she is an Anal Queen and that’s important to me and should be to you too, because bitches who take it up the ass are hard to find.

To Watch the Lame Fucking Video
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Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Losers|Pete Wentz

2008

25

Feb

Linda Hogan Bikini Pictures of the Day

In a poor trashy family, when the daughter turns 18 and decides to follow their mom’s footsteps into a lifelong career of stripping, she gets the mother’s implant hand me downs when the mom decides it’s time to upgrade because the only way she’ll land a lap dance is if she has cartoon like tits.

In a rich trashy family, they just get the daughter a set of implants for her 16th birthday because having a flat chested daughter would make people question how real her mom’s tits were, and no one wants to be outted as the middle aged woman with fake tits in the neighborhood, it’s better to keep people wondering….That is until you go out in a bikini and prove to the world that the only thing faker than these tits are your hair and maybe your divorce since it’s a good way to take attention away from your car racing son and his crippling driving skills.

I was always a fan of hand me downs when I was a kid and was forced to wear my foster sister’s jogging pants. I never really complained, sure the pink pants didn’t make me many friends, but I could still get off to the period stain she left behind and at the time that was better than jerking off to National Geographic or Three’s Company. I guess I’ve just always had a thing for fertility….a Fertility that Linda Hogan hasn’t seen in quite a few years, sure she may look good enough to fuck because washed up strippers turn me on, but I know that the steroids have left her barren and there’s nothing hot about pre-mature menopause, except for the whole not being able to get pregnant part and not getting sentenced to the bitch for life, or until the kid dies of a birth defect caused by my broken down sperm that’s seen it’s fair share of toxins and now is seeing the world in human form, makes for a good time.

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Linda Hogan|Tits

2008

25

Feb

Paris Hilton is On Someone’s Facebook of the Day

You know Paris Hilton is a huge star when I find pictures of her dancing at a club and hugging up on some chick like they are best fucking friends for life on Facebook. She’s like one of those accessible celebrities who hangs out with anyone who isn’t famous around her because they are the only people who are impressed by her and it’s good for her ego. They are the kind of people who feel like they are important just because they are in her slut presence and Paris needs that positive affirmation because everyone else in the world thinks she’s a fuckin’ joke. If it wasn’t for these select few ass lickers out there, there wouldn’t even be a Paris Hilton, the harsh reality of her sucking at life would have hit a long time ago and bitch would have jumped off twentieth floor balcony back then.

So as long as there are socialite wannabes and horny dudes willing to fuck some skinny coked up bitch with herpes, there will be a Paris Hilton because she’ll think she has a purpose and we’ll have the facebook uploads as memories of each and everyone one of these club night encounters and I hate all you fuckers for that.

You are the same guy who made this fat bitch I know think she’s all fuckin that, like god’s fucking gift to sucking cock who thinks she gives the best fucking blowjob the world and deserves presents and to be worshipped all because and asshole told her she was awesome. What she doesn’t know is that when getting a blowjob from a willing girl, it’s always the best fucking blowjob and we tell you that it’s the best fucking blowjob because we are trying to fuckin’ cum and if we were to focus on your fucking flaws at giving a blowjob we’d go fuckin’ limp and forced to jerk off like we always fucking do, making the whole blowjob a waste of our time. So don’t let this get to your head bitch, it’s just part of the fuckin’ process and we tell every girl who sucks are dick that she gives the best fucking blowjob and you don’t deserve presents or to be worshipped, because your blowjob was average at best, it was just the best blowjob we were getting at the time. Cuddles.

Posted in:Facebook|Paris Hilton|Party

2008

25

Feb

Sofia Vergara’s Big Ol’ Mexican Tits Do the Oscars of the Day

It turns out that Elton John has AIDS…..parties, and at those AIDS parties he makes sure things are perfect. Being an outrageous and rich gay dude means he can afford to do things you don’t see at your average birthday party in the McDonalds party room.

I remember going to some gay dude’s party once, thinking there would be hungry pussy for straight dick and when I got there all I saw was a pile of speed on the table, different colored lightbulbs in the lamps and condoms everywhere, not like anyone was going to use them. It was like we were in some kind of exotic bath house, and it turned out that we were, but I only realized it when I saw no pussy but lots of man on man blowjobs, which leads me to believe that you can never trust a gay dude, but they can always hook you up with speed.

Either way, I am sure Elton John goes all out in his parties because the cause is dear to him because he is Gay Married and AIDs is a Gay Disease, so he hires party planners and decorators and high class chefs with open bars and great entertainment with a star studded guestlist and he even makes the hired help dress up in hot dresses with their tits busting out of her dress and this one is named Sofia Vergara and she’s slowly making a name for herself…one day she’ll be out of the business of making beds in hotel rooms and into the business of making you horny on the big screen. We all have dreams.


Related Posts:

Sofia Vergara is Big Breasted Mexican

Posted in:cleavage|Sofia Vergara|Tits

2008

25

Feb

Lindsay Lohan is Wasted of the Day

Here’s a video from the weekend of a drunk Lohan leaving the club every famous slut goes to now, called Villa. Now despite giving Villa free publicity on my site, I can guarantee that those cocksuckers still won’t let me in, because I look homeless and those kinds of places don’t like guys like me.

I accidentally followed one of my friends from the park to one of these chachi motherfucker clubs this past weekend, I guess me and Lohan and every single cheesy fucking person under 25 are connected at the soul or some shit.

Either way, we get to this club where there’s a line up of ethnic dudes with trendy mohawks and deliberately ripped jeans, speaking in “bro” and who start giving me dirty looks because I am wearing ripped jeans because I can’t afford un-ripped jeans and I have long ratty hair and I’m pushing 40.

My friend’s cousin turns out to be some bottle whore who is fucking the owner and invited him up to the VIP room, so we get escorted up to a space with about 15 lame dudes and 5 bottles to go with 5 sluts in low cut shirts. I end up drinking off the bottle for free because that’s all I can afford, despite knowing every sip is pissing these assholes off. I try chatting up one of the tits on one of the girls and eventually a fight breaks out between the dudes because with a 3 to 1 ratio, things can get heated with booze while nearing the end of the night. I know that if I spent 1000 dollars on bottles, I’d expect 4 girls on my dick at the end of the night, when these guys just had each other and were mad and ended up kicking their bro in the face while he was down on the ground in his white button up shirt….I’m talking 4 dudes kicking 1 dude then the 1 dude gets up, brushes himself off and goes back to drinking like nothing fuckin’ happened. I guess it’s the bro way….

I decided that after witnessing a bro-fight and all it’s gayness and despite drinking for free, it was my time to go but like Lohan I didn’t need help getting into the car, I just needed help getting my soul back….

Posted in:Drunk|Lindsay Lohan

2008

25

Feb

Paz Vega See Through Pics of the Day

Nothing makes me feel more like a lame virgin than posting pictures of girls in see through dresses. The reality of it is that that I don’t give a fuck about these bitches, or their nipples but I do it for you. At times I totally wish I was still a virgin, but those times only come out every couple months when I have a herpes outbreak or when my fat wife convinces me to take a viagra to try to pleasure her, even though my useless dick doesn’t even touch the walls of her really ridiculously big vagina.

This weekend was one of those sex weekends my wife makes me have every once in a while. It’s kind of how I earn my keep around here. I can usually get away with not fuckin’ her for months before her fat disgusting naked body slips viagra in my drink and have no choice. I guess we all have needs and my need is a roof over my head and her needs are oreos and the occasional fuck.

Either way, I saw shit coming the last 2 weeks and was putting it off until this weekend because there’s only so many headaches I can pretend to have. Now the key to fucking my wife is getting as drunk as possible so that i don’t know what I am doing, then take the pill get a boner about 10% of the time because even when drunk and on boner meds she’s still fucking disgusting and makes my dick crawl back inside me like a reverse erection. So I did her and rode her like a Bouncy Castle I haven’t recovered emotionally yet.

So here’s some nipple of some slut you don’t know and be happy that you are a virgin, because sometimes sex is the devil and I saw the devil face to face this weekend. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Paz Vega Gets Naked for Elle of the Day

Posted in:Nipples|Paz Vega|See Through|Tits

2008

25

Feb

Jenna Jameson See Through Pics of the Day

Here’s something that makes no sense, pictures of Jenna Jameson is a see through dress that isn’t even see through. It is something that you’d see your Aunt wear to your sweet 16, trying to look sexy for you without realizing that you’re a fuckin’ homo because sweet 16′s are for girls.

When you’re a pornstar who everyone has seen get fucked, you’d think showing a little nipple wouldn’t even register as being a fuckin’ issue. The reality is that if bitch showed up with a dick in her ass, one in her mouth and 2 in her cunt, it’d still be deemed appropriate because this is Jenna Jameson. Unfortunately Jenna Jameson doesn’t realize that because I guess she’s going through some kind of spiritual transformation that is turning into a donkey lookin’ motherfucker and here she is covering up those tits that have seen more loads than you’ve jerked out of yourself in your entire lifetime and we both know that’s a lot. Yes, I’ve been watching you.


Related Posts:

Jenna Jameson is a Model
Jenna Jameson is the Living Dead
Jenna Jameson is on the Runway in a One-Piece Bathing Suit
Jenna Jameson’s Got Tits
Jenna Jameson was Hot at this Photoshoot

Posted in:Jenna Jameson|See Through|Tits

2008

25

Feb

Jennifer Morrison Bikini Gut of the Day

Her name is Jennifer Morrison and these are some pictures of her this last weekend in a bikini because I guess she wasn’t invited to any Oscar parties, because the industry doesn’t know who she is either. So instead of staying at home crying about it, she decided to show us all how she can afford a trip tot he beach with all the money she makes being on the show House. Unfortunately, instead of showing us up, she showed us how bad of a body she has. So unfortunately for her, I am not posting these pictures for you to jerk off to and to help her establish a new perverted fan base, I am posting them to inspire her to go on a fuckin’ diet and take up working out. My theory is that if you want to be on TV, you’ve gotta have the body for it, because if I wanted to see a bitch who looks 2 months pregnant, I’ll just stick to hanging outside the abortion clinic, because I know that those sluts are easy.


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Ivana Trump’s Old Lady Gut in a Bikini
Britney Spears Dancing in a Bikini
Nicole Richie Pregnant Bikini

Posted in:Ass|Belly|Bikini|Jennifer Morrison|Tits

2008

25

Feb

Elsa Pataky Bikini Like’s Big Nosed Oscar Winners of the Day

You know when you see a hot fucking young piece of ass walking down the street with some old ugly motherfucker and you don’t understand what the hell they are doing with them until you see them both get into a convertible Porsche and drive off with smiles on their faces and the wind in their hair, then it all makes sense….The hot slut is a gold digging whore and can see past the dudes obvious deformities by convincing herself that they are charming or cute because they fuckin’ deformity comes with a platinum card.

Elsa Pataky is the pretty much the same story only instead of a convertible, dude’s got an academy award and instead of being old and ugly, dude looks a fuckin’ cartoon sketch you get drawn of you at the fair. I guess that academy award comes with a whole lot more perks than just Porsche, like star treatment internationally, or maybe vacation houses everywhere and lots of down time to fuck and that’s a pretty good trade off for this hot pussy.

So if you’re tired of being a piece of shit loser no one gives a fuck about, you should just go out there an win an academy award and all the pussy will just fall in your lap without anywork despite your ridiculously small penis.


Related Posts:

Elsa Pataky in a Bikini Lookn’ Hot

Posted in:Bikini|Elsa Pataky|Tits

2008

25

Feb

Brooke Hogan’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

I was going to live blog the Academy Awards, then I realized that it would be more exciting to Live Blog a a fucking funeral because shit is equally depressing but at least at a funeral you can seduce a mourning new widow to get in your bed and suck your dick in her recent vulnerable state.

I tried to watch 5 minutes of the shit, but turned it off because I don’t have a TV and was forced to go to this queer 80 year old neighbor’s house, when dude pulled out his dick and started jerking off to Jane Russell or some other hot pussy from his day, I figured it was time to book.

To lighten the post Oscar depression, here are some pictures of Brooke Hogan acting a fool with her fake tits that she tries to pretend aren’t fake tits on the beach. Despite her amazing beach dance moves, she will never win an Oscar, but at least she’s already won our hearts. Right….

Related Posts:

Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Top
Brooke Hogan Dancing Around in Her Underwear on Stage
Brooke Hogan in Assless Pants
Brooke Hogan’s Bikini Ass
Some More Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan|Implants|Tits

2008

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I tend to get drunk on Friday during the day and always end up not sobering up enough until Sunday night to post my links – I really should work on that – but if you knew me then you’d know it was the least of my worries. I got some hate mail this weekend from a guy who realizes I suck at life:

You really are a fucking idiot. Not your fault, I’m sure inbreeding coupled with genetic degradation played a crucial role in this. But the fact remains that you are one of the stupidest human beings ever to be snipped from a placenta. Your mother should have had her uterus burned out with a red-hot poker, while your “father”, whatever mentally-retarded syphillitic bears that honor, should’ve had his testicles cut out with something rusty and crushed into axle grease.

Thanks for reading! Now here are my links:

Ex Stripper in Her Stripper Dress and Dita Von Teese Tattoo at the Oscars
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This Undwear Model Shows Off Her Hot Ass in Underwear
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Guess the Oscar Boob
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Some Fake TIt Model With a G-String Ass
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A Very Big Set of Fake Tits on this Club Slut….
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Valerie Bertinelli was a Slut and a Cokehead….And So Was I…
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Miley Cyrus Sex Face at the Oscars
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Here are 3 Webcam Girls and their Thongs…
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Pam Anderson’s Cameltoe for Old Times
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Kate Walsh is Getting Stripped at Airport Security
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More on the Girl in the Gene Simmons Sex Tape
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Heidi Klum at the Oscars in a Period Dress
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Sarah Stage is a Slut and This is Her Video
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Some Vivica A Fox Cleavage
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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George Clooney and His Gold Diggin’ Vegas Cocktail Watiress on the the Red Carpet
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America’s Next Top Model May be a Man
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Her Name is Susannah Murray and She is Hot as Hell in FHM
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Here’s a Live Blog of the Oscars Cuz I have no Patience for that shit
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Shay Laren in a Hot Slutty Photoshoot
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Eva Herzigova Does Beachwear
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Katie Holmes Looks 40
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Here are a Whole Lot of Celebrity Upskirt Pictures
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Some GIrl in a Cheesy Fur Bra and Underwear Set Strippin
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Ashlee Simpson Performed at LAX and This Picture of Her Leaving Makes Me Think She Was Turning Tricks in the Bathroom
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Some Webcam Slut Dancing and Gets Busted and Beat Up
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What the Fuck is Going On in This Video?
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Stephanie Ly is Some Hot Lookin’ Asian Canadian Model and She’s Half Naked….Posing…
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Louise Glover Upskirt Matches Her Dress
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Her Name is Monica Leigh and She’s on Myspace in Sheer Panties….
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10 Songs That Gets Girls to Strip
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Pregnant Angelina Jolie Showing Off The Magic of Cum
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Tom Ford’s New Naked Chick Ad Campaign
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Here’s a Weird Video Called Invisible Girl With a Weird Fuckin’ Girl SHowing Off Her Weird Fuckin’ Tits
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Here’s a GOod JOb For You
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Kelly LeBrock from the 80s Movie Weird Science Didn’t Age So Well
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I know You Are Reading this Site and What You Did is Disgusting
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So You Want to be an Adult Film Star – The VIdeo
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The Evolution of Some Slut Named Jenn Sterger
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Some Girl Write the Rules of Giving a Blowjob for you to Give Your Imaginary Girlfriend
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Her Name is Diana Razinn and She’s Worth Lookin At WHen in Her Underwear
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Drew Barrymore Kisses the Mac Guy in Public
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Some Wild Big Brother Seizure/Pass Out
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Plastic Surgeon Fixes Some Wonky Tits
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Go Here for Some Pretty Wild Videos
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Oh Shit – Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Daddy Isn’t Her Baby Daddy
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Kelley Hazell in Her Underwear for Some Photoshoot
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Some Dude Talking to Caprice’s TIts…Because They Pretty Much All There is To Her…
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Some Granny Attacks a Male Stripper…Insane
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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FROM THE FORUM

——–MUSIC ———-

Sarah MacLachlan – Solace
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City and Colour – Sometimes
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Air- Everybody Hertz
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Hoobastank – The Reason
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Cypress Hill — Self-titled
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Veruca Salt – 8 Arms To Hold You
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Norah Jones – The Greatest Hits
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Disturbed – Discography
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Minus the Bear – Highly Refined Pirates
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Operation Ivy Thread
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Limp Bizkit Discography
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Sublime – Gold
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Common – Like Water For Chocolate
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Guns n Roses – Ultimate Rarities
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Sarah McLachlan Thread
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Johnny Cash – American IV
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City and Colour – Bring Me Your Love
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REM – Green
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——–PORN———-

Asshole Tattoo
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More Young and Busty Pics
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Some Beautiful Asses
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Some guy getting his Red Wings
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Some chicks that love Krispy Kreme Donuts
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls are Fun
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

22

Feb

Lohan is Hiding from the Camera in Leggings of the Day

I read somewhere that Lohan’s mother thinks that Lohan is an artist, which is a lot like your mom telling you that you’re really handsome and that you’ll find yourself a woman who sees it one day, but until then you always have mommy to take care of you….

It turns out that the artist formerly known as Lohan has landed a new job opposite Jack Black which I guess is a sure sign of art, but more like the art that the homeless man down the street makes with his shit on the bus shelter and in public bathrooms and less like something that kids will be analyzing in schools 20 years down the road because shit is genius….

Since I hate Jack Black, I am going to assume that he’s the reason she’s hiding from the cameras, because she has to accept that she’s thrown her shit career down the toilet and this is the shit she has to eat to try to climb her way out of the gutter. Kind of like when I worked at the factory for years hoping that eventually lead to something better until realizing that working in a factory leads to nowhere, kinda like starring opposite Jack Black. I can’t wait to see the fat sex scene because you know she always throws herself at the closest penis in the room and seeing Lohan get fucked by a fat dude will help make my fantasies more realistic.

I guess the real reason she’s hiding from the cameras is because she’s shy about her topless photoshoot and by topless photoshoot I mean cold sores from suckin’ dick outbreak.


Related Posts:

Old Lohan Pussy Flash
Lohan is Naked in New York Mag
Lohan Nude Photoshoot

Posted in:Hiding|Leggings|Lindsay Lohan

2008

22

Feb

Christina Milian’s Tits in Wallpaper of the Day

Here are some pictures of Christina Milian. I guess she’s trying to get back into the limelight since she was such a successful triple threat, you know with her one hit and shitty acting roles. Unfortunately she wants to draw attention to herself by dressing in your grandmother’s curtains. Maybe bitch has burned through all her money and put her mom’s seamstress skills to test because she finally got invited to some kind of event. I guess it’s possible that she thought shit was hot. There was a time in my life where I thought rockin’ a puke stained t-shirt was hardcore, like no one fucks with a dude covered in puke, but it turns out that shit just stank and people would just avoid me because it was gross and not because it meant that I didn’t give a fuck.

She’s still got tits and I still jerk off to the Dip It Low video, unfortunately my dick doesn’t work, but I guess that doesn’t matter because either does she….


Related Posts:

Christina Milian in Some Tight Shiny Pants
Christina Milian Bikini Pictures
Christina Milian in Some Whore Boots
Christina Milian on Halloween

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