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2012

24

Jul

Ashley Greene Boring in Nylon of the Day

Ashley Greene is boring in Nylon….because she’s fucking boring…and anyone who thinks this boxy as fuck, useless, badly dressed cunt is anything but fucking boring, is just a victim of marketing, or someone who is way too into Twilight that your opinion doesn’t matter, cuz people way too into Twilight are trash….and so is Ashley Greene, and not just because she’s from Florida, but because she’s leaked nude pics, fucked her way into a big blockbuster, even though she has no talent, and from that blockbuster decided to stay in the media targeted at to the youth, so she fucked a Jonas Brother…..and I can assume whoever else she’s had inside her has been strategic and thus explains why she keeps getting booked….because it isn’t her looks or her skill….unless we’re talking about the looks she gives when sucking a producer dick with skill that comes from experience…cuz that’s the only thing that makes sense…..Whore.

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2012

24

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bikini…..which would probably be more exciting if she wasn’t a mom in her 30s who has peaked….sure she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model, but that doesn’t count for shit. They are a corrupt organization robbing the third world of their models and giving them the opportunity to have babies with billionaires they would otherwise never have met…..leading to the good life once all this model shit blows over…cuz there’s only a small window of opportunity….a window that is closing for this one but that doesn’t matter cuz she’s made it and can now crawl into her mansion and get fat…cuz she doesn’t need her looks anymore…but she hasn’t done that yet, cuz she still looks pretty good in a bikini, proving that all you fat moms are just a bunch of lazy cunts…


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2012

24

Jul

Karissa Shannon’s Retarded and Amazing Booty of the Day

Karissa Shannon posted a picture to Instagram showcasing why she likes getting fucked by black guys, or more importantly why black guys like fucking her, you see for those of you who know nothing about her, she’s a Playboy twin who has dropped her twin, even though twin fetishes are the basis of her career, who took some bad advice from a brother, and MADE A SEX TAPE ….thinking she was gonna be the next Kim Kardashian, not realizing that’s a horrible goal, but more importantly, that dudes hate seeing white girls fucked by black dudes….it worked for Kim Kardashian cuz she’s rich and worked it…..

Luckily…I am not one of those racist white guys who doesn’t like watching black guys fuck the shit out of white whores with amazing booty….If anything I think it is entertaining as shit…

If you are like me, you’ll want to click this to see the exclusive
sex tape clip I posted when it dropped

The world needs these trashy idiot whores who were probably raped by their dad to keep things interesting.

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2012

24

Jul

Kate Walsh in Her Bikini of the Day

Kate Walsh is on Vacation. She wore a white bikini and bent over it in it for the paparazzi cuz that’s what girls do when eager to have the paparazzi take pics of them in a bikini so the media celebrates their mom bodies in their next “Summer Special”….and as someone who endorses all girls in bikinis, I am into that….

That’s really all I have to say about that. I am very profound.


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2012

24

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Muse Magazine of the Day


Candice Swanepoel showed her tits in Muse because that’s what being a top model that people should hire for crazy money is all about….she needs the people to know she’s willing to do anything for a job cuz she knows her window of opportunity is now…and any model who show her tits, especially at her level is good….serious work ethic cuz she gets she won the lottery….I also appreciate that unlike every other model doing what she does…she hasn’t got implants….She’s a fucking keeper….at least until she turns 30.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW

2012

24

Jul

Jessica Gomes and Nicole Trunfio Bikini in Miami of the Day

Jessica Gomes is some SI model who has some latch on model groupie named Nicole Trunfio who is a struggling model trying to make it in the model world, after having done countless topless shoots for little to no money, before deciding her best strategy was to find someone who has made it and has the connections to pretend to be best friends with all in efforts to land the same fucking gig, cuz SI modeling is up there with Victoria’s Secret modeling as the peak of any model’s career…..

So they went to Miami together and were in bikinis together…..

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Posted in:Jessica Gomes|Nicole Trunfio

2012

24

Jul

Vida Guerra’s Body Building Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Vida Guerra was the ridiculous hispanic booty from the late 90s that FHM launched into the world and who actually managed to pull off making a career out of flashing her big ass in a thong that everyone went crazy over back in the J.Lo fat ass obesessed pubic days, who didn’t realize that most big round asses end up in obesity, unless the fat ass in question develops a serious working out addiction that turns that fat into solid fucking muscle, strong enough to rip off dicks just from clenching…..and it really isn’t something I look for into a girl, you know pro body building bodies, and really low body fat percentage, unless that low body fat percentage stems from anorexia….cuz weakness is my porn….

Here’s Miss Vida and her Muscles…


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2012

24

Jul

Sara McLean from Big Brother 2012 Giving Herself Cameltoe in a Bikini of the Day

Sara McLean Big Brother

I haven’t watched Big Brother pretty much ever. The whole concept gives me horrible anxiety, thinking about being held hostage in a house with the most horrible, yet dramatically interesting for the TV viewer people, only to be edited into storylines that make you look horrible…..and it is just not something I can support…especially since it is censored for primetime…if there was sleaze, toilet cams, fucking and masturbating…I’d be more inclined to think they were onto something…but every once in a while a girl like this Sara McLean comes along and jacks her bikini up her cunt on the show, and I have no choice but to appreciate the hard work everyone puts into this garbage show….

I know nothing about Sara McLean, but assume this post is a preview to her sex tape that she will be dropping as soon as Big Brother is over.


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Posted in:Big Brother|Sara McLean

2012

24

Jul

Octomom Dubstep Edit is Abusive to Your Soul of the Day

If you think your day is bad enough as is, it is about to get worse….someone did a dubstep edit, which in and of itself is the devils work….to a clip from the Octomom porn….which in and of itself is the devlis work….making one big video of fucking evil….it may burn your eyes, rob your soul, rape you on the inside and that’s why I am posting it.


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Posted in:Octomom

2012

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Girls from the internet are the worst.

People Are Awesome – VIDEO
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Biggest Sports Celebration Fails
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Baby Kittens Will Make Your Day Better
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Octomom Stripped Her Way Off Welfare, Wants You To Give Her A Medal
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Gallery: 30 Sexy Pictures of Ducati Models
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Free Cam Show Fun (NSFW)
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Gorgeous 19yo Amateur Shows Off Her Epic Boobs (NSFW)
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And Today In Dumbasses: Maine Man Attends The Dark Knight Rises with a Loaded Gun
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Well Hello Ayanna Jordan
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I checked out a gang of 16 year old girls because they were all wearing skimpy fucking shorts and bikini tops downtown….and they all had long legs, and ridiculous bodies, I’m talking big perky tits and round asses, probably thanks to the hormones in the food, and some woman freaked out of me….calling me a pervert….when the real pervert was the person who made those outfits, or more importantly, their parents who let them out in those outfits, or the girls themselves, cuz they knew what they were doing….the internet has shaped people into a wonderful thing….

Here are some stepLINKS

Lindsay Lohan is a Fucking Mess
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OCtomom’s Stripping Got Her Out of Debt – Take Notes Girls
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Mariah Carey’s Ridiculous Crazy Tits is the new Idol Judge – How is Idol Still On?
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Van Explosion!
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The Hottest Athletes on Athletes
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Parking Gate Fail – VIDEO
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Twitter Reacts To “The Dark Knight Rises”
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Kellie Pickler Gets Sexy For The Troops
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Some Rita Rusic Action
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Louisa Marie is a Sexy Secretary (NSFW)
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Here’s the Man of Steel Trailer
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Holly and Taryn Are Sexy Lesbians (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy (NSFW)
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Global Elite Hide $32 Trillion in Offshore Accounts
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This Should Warm Your Cold Black Heart
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Busty Latina camwhore rides dildo like a maniac (NSFW)
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The Hottest Cheerleaders from Each Sport
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Busty Blonde Goes For a Run (NSFW)
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Sup Hooker? (NSFW)
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Pretty Woman Julia Roberts Reveals Some Bikini Pokies
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When The Checks Stop Coming In: US Poverty Set To Reach Its Highest In Over 5 Decades
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How About Some MILF-ness (NSFW)
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Big Tittied Lesbians Get It On (NSFW)
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Would You Fuck A Dinosaur? Howabout A Dragon? (NSFW)
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Some Kate Moss Short Shorts
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S.I. Swimsuit Model Julie Henderson Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!
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Brunette Web Cam Whore (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift, Just Because
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J.Woww’s Got Huge Tits
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Celebrity Tittie Twitter Pics
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Hottest Cheerleaders from Each Sport
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Rihanna Showing Off Her Big Nipples In See Through Top
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This Dog is Fucked
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Kristen Stewart, Just Because
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Victoria’s Secret Model Alessandra Ambrosio Flaunts Slim Post-Baby Bod in Malibu (PHOTOS)
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Kate Beckinsale Thinks She’s Ugly
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I Could Look at This Slut All Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Demi Lovato Flashing Her Braless Tits At The Teen Choice Awards
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Mom’s First Time on Webcam! Why Isn’t She Stripping?
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This Guy Is Banging A Chick Half His Age, And Shes Fucking HOT! David
Hasslehoff Saves Lives….
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Christian Bale’s Bullshit Response To the Batman Shooting that his Team Probably Scripted Cuz Actors Have no Soul
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Loui Batley Flashing Her Tits
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Lady Gaga is the Worst in MAXIM
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Workout
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Coco Pussy Flash
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Mel B Big Tits in Red
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Kate Beckinsale Greets Her Fans
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Nasia Liukin Leotard for Team USA
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Jojo Titties for the Teen Choice
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Nina Dobrev Teen Choice Awards
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Taylor Swift Teen Choice Awards
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Ashley Benson Teen Choice Awards
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Hayden Panettiere Teen Choice Awards
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Songul Karli Bikini
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Carly Rae Jepsen Alleged Sex Tape
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Jessie Andrews Porn Clips
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Huge Toy / Tiny Ass
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More Huge Toy Tiny Ass Video – This Time on a Boat
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING THEIR COMPUTERS RIGHT….Getting Naked…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

23

Jul

Carly Rae Jepsen “Alleged” Shitty Blowjob Video Publicity Stunt of the Day

Carly Rae Jepsen is some horrible popstar who Beiber found on the internet and turned into this fucking star with that song “Call me Maybe” … I only hear about her the past couple of days, but that song is huge and everywhere, so it would make sense that the day after the Teen Choice Awards, a shitty blowjob video would drop…

She’s Canadian, she’s 26, she’s not hot, she’s got a shitty hipster vibe, and since all girls, especially hipsters are into being wild and crazy and in sex tapes, especially girls who want to be famous, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is her….but she’s denying it, as they all do, and I’m too lazy to find out any more about her than I already have….

I am kinda more into the Minka Kelly Sex Tape they’ve been talking about on the gossip mags…cuz at least she’s hot, but here’s Carly Rae or an imposter pretending to be her…giving a horrible blowjob that would explain the lyrics to her song or why she has to go out sourcing dudes….

Posted in:Carly Rae Jepsen|NSFW

2012

23

Jul

Avril Lavigne in a a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

So Avril Lavigne is in Mexico, wearing a bikini to, rocking out with some girl with fake tits who she’s grabbing up on, probably for the paparazzi, but possibly cuz she’s a late bloomer kind of girl, you know 15 suburban mall rat filled with teen angst at 30, probably going through her lesbian college girl phase for male attention now that that Kardashian relative and that clown midget from Canada dumped her….but I doubt it…she’s some fabricated bullshit act who needs to seriously evolve her emo game….

I’ll still look at her in a bikini doing lesbian shit and more importantly jerk off to her to live out my Hot Topic mall shopper in the suburbs fantasy….luckily there’s this stripper lookin’ bitch with her to make it a bit easier….

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Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2012

23

Jul

Julia Roberts Scares Me in a Bikini of the Day


Julia Roberts Shows Off Her Enviable Bikini Body by splashnews

Julia Roberts was in a bikini and it was not as tragic as her getting cast as the main character in Pretty Woman, pretty much establishing her career, while fucking with the general public’s ideas of what exactly a pretty girl is….giving her this career built on a lie that all the drones bought into cuz the media told them too….only now, instead of being a unpretty girl playing a pretty girl in her 20s, she’s an old tired mom and lookin’ real sloppy….but I’m posting it anyway…


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Posted in:Julia Roberts

2012

23

Jul

Coco’s Fat Hairy Pussy Flash of the Day

Coco is fat and disgusting….but as far as I’m concerned she’s looking her best in these pics. I hate the photoshoots she does and promotes…..but seeing her wasted, sloppy, with lipstick marks on her greasy face and fat hanging over her knees, while more importantly flashing her hairy, unkempt, gunt that is hanging over her actual twat….. kinda justifies the way she is.

You know, you expect whore behavior from a fat, drunk pig who loves attention and that the cameras are on her….leading to her casually seeing her pussy that she didn’t plan to show off cuz if she did she’d shave the shit…but was probably too busy eating donuts to bother….and not from a sober fat bitch who was once a hooker but who married a rich guy so she would never have to be a sloppy fucking whore flashing her unkempt gunt to the paparazzi….unless she really wanted to be…

Either way, as great as these pics are, they’re pretty disturbing….and I like that.


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Posted in:Coco|NSFW