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2010

28

Mar

Katy Perry Tits Gets Slimed at the Kids Choice Awards of the Day

Jonah Hill is fatter than Precious. Unfortunately that doesn’t make his shitty jokes funnier…it just makes it exciting to watch cuz you never know if this bad joke is gonna be the one he has a massive heart attack to, or if he’ll be in a few more shitty movies before John Candy-ing himself…not that that matters this post is about Katy Perry getting slimed, something I’d assume she was used to, at least that would be the only justification to her career getting this far, but then again, she is marrying a faggot, so maybe sex isn’t something this Christian girl likes…but showing off her tits is…

See I don’t know how someone who is asked to attend an event for little kids is supposed to dress, but if it was me, I probably wouldn’t put on my leather assless pants, or wear my prosthetic strap on dildo I sometimes wear to the bar to trick girls into thinking I am all man…I’d probably save the shit for when I’m in the company of adults, for fear of getting arrested…

See Katy Perry spilling out of her dress, is a nice strategy because she’s ugly and it distracts us from staring at her ugly fucking face since we all love tits no matter what they are attached to, but I think it would have been funny if she got charged as a sex offender, cuz I know if I was a 12 year old boy watching the Kid’s Choice awards, Katy Perry’s busting tits would have probably got me hard and as far as I’m concerned that’s the equivalent of raping me in the classroom…

LOCK HER THE FUCK UP….. but the good news is that the 12 year old girls watching the shit are going to develop a serious complex, spending the next few years thinking they are inadequate and girls who think they are inadequate are easy and love male validation and we can never have too many of those…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry|Slimed

2010

27

Mar

stepFORUM of the Day

Here is a picture of Brodiemaxx from the DrunkenstepFORUM with Bobcat Goldthwait….

Proving that if you use the DrunkenstepFORUM good things happen and all your life dreams will come true, as long as your life dreams aren’t anything substantial and are totally attainable…like getting a picture taken with Bobcat Goldthwait…

So click on these links and maybe something this good will happen to you…because let’s face it, I’ve met a couple celebs, unfortunately, and none are as cool or as sane as Bobcat Goldthwait…even though I still don’t understand why or how he got famous…but that doesn’t matter just visit the stepFORUM….

Register to See Everything and Get Involved!
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———Celebs———

HOT – Candice Boucher’s Pl@yboy Spread (NSFW)
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HOT – Lucy Pinder Pops out in Public! – Nuts Mag (NSFW)
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Amy Nutall in a see-Thru Dress (No-Bra but SFW)
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Una Healy looks amazing
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Ali Bastian @ British Soap Awards
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Kelly Brook in| Maxim Magazine
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Amelle Berrabah Leaving Rochelle Wiseman’s 21st
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Emma Watson in Leather & Lace Dress
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Kim Kardashian in a Peach Bikini
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———Random——–

Bill Murray bartends at SXSW !
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Stead and His Summer Girls (SFW)
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Watamelon… ya’ll eatin’ it wrong! (hilarious vid)
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More Beach Goodness (NSFW)
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A Serial Killer’s Recently Discovered Photos (SFW)
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Hot Real Girls (NSFW)
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Ambition (SFW)
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Parenting Fails (NSFW)
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Cute of the Day
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I Want A Cheeseburger (vid)
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Juarez: City of Violence (SFW)
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So So Very Hot (NSFW)
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Wear Your Seatbelts (vid)
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I am – Random Link of the Day #1
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I am – Random Link of the Day #2
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I am – Random Link of the Day #3
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———E-books & E-Mags———

Ian McEwan – Solar
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Outside
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Esquire – April 2010
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Men’s Health
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Maxim April 2010
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———Sleaziness———

Random Hotness
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Candy
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Cum Spoiled Sluts
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Dressed. then Nekkid
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Rainha do Forro
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I have something better than Sharpies
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Monique Fuentes – MILF Magnet # 5
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Yea I’m pretty sure she has crabs now…….
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Exploited College Girls – Colby
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Camel Toe
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Veronica and Cindy
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Tigers Got Wood
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Exploited College Girls – Alison
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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee
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Girls and Their Toys
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———Audio Books———

Will Durrant-The Greatest Minds and Ideas of All Time
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Seal Warrior – Thomas H. Keith
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2010

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided that I am willing to do anything for content. That’s my new attitude towards the internet. So if I come up with a great concept, like a puppet show staring my wife’s vagina, I’m just gonna have to produce it.

Writing about celebrity bullshit sucks, reading celebrity bullshit sucks harder, so now it’s time to step the fuck back and step the fuck up and make my wife’s pussy a big fucking star…I figure since it’s already pretty big…drawing eyes and making it talk is a natural step for it…

Our first movie is gonna be called “Pussy gets drunk and pukes green shit”..Now all I need is a camera…and my wife to fall asleep…

While I’m doin’ that, here are my stepLINKS….

Looks Like Heidi Montage is Finally Getting the Right Idea
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What Did I Just Watch? – VIDEO
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The 14 Best Classic Twilight Zone Episodes
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Amanda Seyfrieds Sexiest Pics
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Because It’s As Close to Getting Laid As You Will Get
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Cindy Crawford is Hotter Than Ever
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Friday Facebook Fail – Health Care Reform
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Maria Sharapova Extreme Cameltoe
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Chris Rock Reads Your Eulogy
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The 50 Sexiest MMA Girls
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Doing Heroin and Waking Up Puking in the Celebrity Scientology Center is Just a Regular Day for Peaches Geldof
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I’m Kinda Diggin’ This Carey Mulligan Broad
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Dildo Up the Pussy – VIDEO
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Fucking Strange
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Thai Sluts Get Into a Brawl – VIDEO
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GINA AND MONIKA LEZ OUT
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Nickie Minaj Should HAve Got More Naked In This Video
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Watch Dennis Hopper Pretty Much Dying Before You Eyes. Fucking Sad
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Lesbian Threesome Anyone? – VIDEO
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Always Good to end a Day With
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A Gallery of Porn Make Safe For Work
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katy Perry is Looking Hot For once
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Welfare Fight!
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Frankie Sanford Had an Upskirt
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Babe is Fingering Herself – VIDEO
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Jaime Pressly Gallery
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I Like Some Nicole Richie Now and Then
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Jesse Jame’s Ex Wife is the Least Whorish of All These Sluts He Seems to Fuck With
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Not THAT’S One Bad Tattoo
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OJ Simpson is King of the Gay Prisoners!
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Mediated Mortal Kombat
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Alena, Julia or Nikki?
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Jordan Sparks is Lookin Hot
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Spring Break Sluts Anyone?
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Follow Me, Fools
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

26

Mar

Peaches Geldof Topless Pictures of the Day

I hate Peaches Geldof and all the attention she gets. She’s ugly and people should not know who she is, especially since her dad is only famous for creating the Live Aid charity event that made him a ton of money and got him Knighted, despite charities being designed to help the people you are campaigning for and not the people campaigning, but whatever…

She’s just a drugged out rich kid who’s parents don’t want to bother with and someone has released topless pictures of her, who I can only assume was her because she loves the attention…while I love nothing about this becuase she’s fucking vile looking…

She ignores me on twitter, hipsters all suck her dick, and these pictures suck but I figured I’d post them since I hate her so much and like people laughing at her even if it gets her more attention than she deserves…

Posted in:Peaches Geldof|Topless

2010

26

Mar

Kristin Cavallari in her Stripper Dress Preps for the Future of the Day

The good news of the week is that The Hills were finally cancelled. Sure it was a few years too late as far as I’m concerned, because from the day I heard of the shit, I knew it was fucking garbage people would eventually get tired of. It was a social experiment that made me lose hope in America for actually buying into the shit because the cast members who were supposed to be “real” people, in their “real” lives, but as their celebrity, their egos, their fame, their money and everything about them became its own annoying piece of shit entity, the TV show became as useless as it always was but people didn’t realize it was because the people involved were useless from the start….and instead took a liking….

The biggest loser in the whole thing was Kristin Cavallari who only signed back on after her ego and fame and celebrity told her she could have a legit acting career, only to come crawling back to the only people who would give her work the year it got fucking cancelled…

So if this is not a publicity stunt, it’s safe to say, she’ll be stripping or doing porn when she realizes the gravy train has ended and the lottery ticket has fuckin’ expired…and this dress will make a good first song costume at the stripclub…when that’s all she has left to pay her credit card debt she racked up when she thought the good times were here to stay…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Stripper Dress

2010

26

Mar

Virgin Pussy of the Day

When I think about virgin pussy – this isn’t what comes to mind…but at the rate girls are turning into sluts at a young age these days, Susan Boyle is probably the only hope I have to get up in a virgin, cuz I’ve never ventured down that road, when I was the age girls around me were still virgins, I was more into girls who knew how to fuck, not to mention I never had the patience to put the work into the virgins to get them to take off their panties, but if I was like Rod Stewart and knew what I know now when I was younger, I would have switched up my logic…now my only hope is for retards, nuns who quit nunning and socially awkward 50 year olds or 10 year olds…and that depresses me because now I can’t realistically have the Virgin fantasy anymore…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Susan Boyle

2010

26

Mar

Drunk Driving Brings People Together of the Day

Drunk driving gets so much bad press. The media plays it up like it kills little kids playing in outside their houses because one drunk driver ruined it for all other drunk drivers, when clearly, this story proves that driving drunk brings people together…so the drunk driving laws are unconstitutional, they are taking away our right to meet people we run over and hug it out…the government try to ruin all our fun…

Posted in:Drunk Driving

2010

26

Mar

Miley Cyrus Kicks Off Her Film Career in a Tight Dress of the Day

Famous last words of a young singer with a successful singing career and a huge fanbase, is when they claim to give all that up for a film career, which is exactly what Miley Cyrus is doing. I guess it’s some effort to re-invent herself from the annoying cunt 12 year olds and perverted old men fell in love with, and the good news is that when these child celebrities decide to re-invent themselves it always involves them doing nude scenes, playing prostitutes and getting addicted to drugs, so I know that this tight dress on Miley is just a preview of what’s to come, not that I find her hot, but I find the collapse pretty entertaining…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Tight Dress

2010

26

Mar

Busy Phillips Flashes Her Ass on the Beach of the Day

Busy Phillips is the Godmother of Heath Ledger’s baby and my new best friend Jake Gyllenhaal is the Godfather, so I feel like I know this bitch, but really I’ve never heard of her, because she’s ugly and I tend to ignore ugly chicks, unless they are on the beach, flashing their asses….

This is one of those “Thank God for Nature” moments, because the wind is doing is part to help my pervert ass out. Seriously, I love when nature helps turn me on, whether it’s with freak rainstorms on summer days when unsuspecting girls are wearing white shirts making sitting in the park a hell of a lot more fun or when the wind pulls this shit off and blows skirts up for everyone to see everything….and when you spend a good part of your day on the street, you’ll realize just how often this shit happens, it’s just hard to snap pictures of the shit, making this probably Busy Phillips best work…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass Flash|Busy Phillips

2010

26

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Her Panties of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s got the right idea. She knows that we’ve all seen her half naked, so she might as well not bother trying to cover her fucking panties and I am a fan, mainly because she strategically hid her battered mom pussy that I’m sure hasn’t bounced back as well as her body did to the way it was before she had a baby…but also because I love seeing up a girls skirt…no matter what panties she wears or doesn’t wear or what condition her pussy was in….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Panties

2010

26

Mar

Courtney Cox at a Fake Beach Party of the Day

Here are some really boring pictures of Courtney Cox at a beach party that looks staged, which I guess means she gets work other than the Scream movies that found her an awkward husband….she wasn’t wearing a bikini, which is probably a good thing, because she’s so fucking old, but instead picked up a guitar like some kind of tree hugging lesbian singing about the environment or using menstrual cups or someshit….and as far as I’m concerned shit is really only a beach party if a bitch in a bikini gets too drunk for her own good and disappears with some strange man, never to be found again….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach Party|Courtney Cox

2010

26

Mar

Serena Williams is s a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

This is the shit that inspires horror movies or at least Halloween costumes cuz it just doesn’t look human and scares the fuck out of me, but apparently it is human, but not the kind of human you’d want to see on the beach in a bikini or really see anywhere outside of her cage out of fear the thing will attack…Seriously, she is so scary, that like Moses, bitch can part the sea as even it knows it’s something it doesn’t want to fuck with, now I don’t know if that makes sense, but I do know that these pictures of Serena Williams don’t make sense, this is supposed to be an athlete, and by the look of her and her growth hormones that went totally wrong in terms of the way she looks, but I guess went terribly right in terms of winning matches against skinny blonde society girls who make up the tennis circuit and they put up against this shit and the worst thing in all this is that these pictures got me hard….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Monster|Serena Williams

2010

26

Mar

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanpoel in Bikinis of the Day

The pictures of these Victoria’s Secret models are floating around and so are my insides because I drank way too much lastnight, so I figured why not post the video, set to some jazz cuz keepin it jazzy is what life is all about and by jazzy I mean hot bitches in their bikinis and little shorts…

Here are the pics….

Alessandra Ambrosio was on some annyoing LA morning show….promoting Victoria’s Secret…if you care what a model has to say, but the good news is that the’s some models in bikini in a hot tub, a hot tub party which as Jersey Shore as it is, it is something I need in my life…

The Victoria’s Secret Machine is making their slave women promote the new Swim Catalog pretty fucking hard…they even had an event for the shit and here are some of the models and non-models who attended…if you care…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Candice Swanpoel|Miranda Kerr

2010

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

There are more lesbians on the street than ever before. All these young girls with lesbian haircuts, in lesbian sweaters, wearing lesbian jeans halfway down their asses, or shorts over leggings like they don’t have enough body issues without the extra bulk….With all these lesbains, there’s no wonder I found a used condom next to a public tennis court….and since straight ppl don’t use condoms I can only assume that everyone’s gone gay…

Bring back the young girls who want to look older by rockin’ mini-skirts and high heels…seriously…it’s way more fun than this emo, hipster, disgusting that isn’t fun to look at…

So here are my steplinks to ignore what I just learnt on the streets….

How About a Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio Sandwich?
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I Swear I’ve Been Trying to Figure Out Just WHO Ke$ha Reminds Me Of and It Looks Like Someone Finally Cracked the Code and It’s Even Scarier Than I Imagined
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18 Shirts You Should NOT Wear To Meet Your Girlfriend’s Parents
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Dirty Sluts, Right Here
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Denise Milani is Lookin Pretty Fucking Good in a Bikini
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Justin Beiber Freestyles the TRUTH – VIDEO
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10 Sexy Athletes Who Could Be the Next Bond Girl
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Okay This Fucking Avatar Thing is Getting Out Of Hand
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Mena Suvari Topless Throwback
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Guess Which Aging Rocker is Hanging Up His Stage Diving Pants For Good?
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Gwenyth Paltrow Isn’t Looking Completely Disgusting for Once
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Beached Whale Gets Fucked – VIDEO
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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And That’s How You Lose a High Jump Competition – VIDEO
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THE UNFKNBLVBL HANNAH
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Snoop Dogg + Larry King = AMAZING
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If You Feel Like Going to Jail For, Oh I Dunno, Maybe FOREVER Just Do What Puck from The Real World: San Francisco Did
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Vanessa Perroncel Proves Why Women Are Cunts
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ava and Ariana Are Some Great Looking Brunettes
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Alicia Witt is the Type of Redhead I Like
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pics Of The Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Just When you Thought Reality TV Couldn’t Get Any Lower…
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Melyssa Ford is Tasty
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If You Ever Needed a Reason to Think Bill Murray is Awesome, This is It
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Isis is Squirten Puddle on the Sybian – VIDEO
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Asian Babe Anyone?
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Heidi Montag’s Tits Got Cancelled
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Heidi Klum is Hot, Even If She Is Shoveling Pizza In Her Mouth
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Car TV Show Accident – VIDEO
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Strip Film of the Day
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Louise Redknapp Lingerie
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Candia Cardinal is Stipping in the Hallway
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Follow Me Mother Fuckers
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

25

Mar

Shauna Sand and Her New Purse Carrier of the Day

I don’t know if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape but she’s got a pretty scary pussy, one you probably wouldn’t put in a white bikini, unless you had some duct tape, or really any moisture barrier, but Shauna Sand, doesn’t really give a fuck what people think, proven by her bottom feeding sex tape making, and well pretty much everything else about her that makes me think she was abused as a kid. From fake tits, to fake hair and fake lips in stripper shoes all for male attention to fill some void….and the real sad thing in all this is that she replaced her last homosexual boy toy with some new homosexual boy toy, who I guess has more skills at carrying her purse…

Either way, this should be illegal.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Boy Toy|Disgusting|Fake Tits|Shauna Sand|White Bikini