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2011

16

Aug

Gerard Butler’s Groupie in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of Gerard Butler’s mystery girl, who I assume is some Groupie he met in whatever city he is in, cuz they are easier to manage than let’s say a Jennifer Aniston, cuz they are just happy Gerard Butler…the guy from 300…chose them…so happy that they let him do whatever he wants to them…including fucking their sisters, mothers and grandmothers while they watch, so long as he comes back to them, cuz that’s how groupies who think this is their big break work…they are trying to lock him down to get her the good life…

He was in Montreal a few years ago and I heard he was pretty high maintenance and demanding from both his personal assistants and his groupies he was fucking…because he was on some health kick and needed specific protein powders he imported because he’s a diva actor bitch and that’s how they work…especially when they have to put booze and coke on the back burner cuz they need to be ripped for the roll…

Not that it matters, cuz his bitch is in a bikini….and we know since we don’t know who she that she’s a good little whore in the bedroom…

Posted in:Gerard Butler

2011

16

Aug

Gisele Bundchen Sexy School Girl for i-D Magazine of the Day

Here’s Some Gisele in a photoshoot that is not nude – even though it should be – you know ideally close up shots of her box – so that I can look for scars from the plastic surgeon’s skillful hand in order to put the rumors about her being born with a clit dick and not a dick clit to rest – cuz it’ll make jerking off to her less painful and tormenting on my sexuality….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

16

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Sloppy Attempt at Fitness of the Day

I only post Kim Kardashian Posts cuz I like reminding people she got her career started being a Paris Hilton latch on…which in and of itself proves she has no fucking soul….which quickly led to her being a fucking pornstar who sucked off and got fucked by her black boyfriend …because black guys and 7 foot tall guys are the only people with penis’ capable of getting around that fatness….and trust me as a fat guy….who fucks a fat woman I married and I am forced to have sex with for drinking money and free rent…with virtually no penis…it’s next to impossible…

I have a feeling she still makes money off the DVD sales of her porno…cuz that’s just the kind of money grubbing whore she is…

But everyone is instead obsessed with her wedding and her show…and by everyone I mean the 10 percent of the population who waste their energy on this shit….cuz most people I know in everyday life have no idea this cunt exists…cuz it is normal to not care about celebrities or latch on trash like this….it’s okay to live your own life…and not pollute it with this crap that will one day make me want to kill myself cuz I fucking hate everything it is and everything it represents but I’m addicted to writing blog posts for some sick fucking reason I’ll never understand….

Here are the pics of her pretending she works out and isn’t a vile fucking slob of a person….cuz this is Hollywood motherfucker…it is all lies.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

16

Aug

Man Gets Heimlich Maneuver During Tennis Match of the Day

This is hilarious….via my friends at Wolf & Harrison who were clever enough to capture this glorious moment in tennis history…it happened at the final game at the Montreal Roger’s Cup…some old dude choked and another guy mounted him like a homo and saved the day….

The point is that Tennis is one of the most erotic sports to watch..you know all those grunts and ass flashes…and this is not one of those moments..

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

16

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some amazingness going on in the news….you know the police having a low speed chase topless on a forklift is fucking genius…reminds me of that time I went to Vegas in the 80s and saw some inbred topless hick in overalls gamble away his farm…only this clip doesn’t end it suicide…Shit that happens to real people is better than what happens to celebrities….it’s a fact.

Caught on Tape: Police Chase Shirtless Man on Forklift
Fort Worth police recently got involved in a strange low-speed chase with a forklift.
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Looters Run Down Police During London Riots
New video released from the London riots shows two police officers being run down by a car.
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Cab Driver, Passenger Kill Man After Road Rage
A valley man is beaten to death in the parking lot of a shopping center, and police say it started with road rage. Police say a run-in with a cab driver and his passenger left the man dead.
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Man Threatens to Rape Woman Jogger
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Girl Stabbed After Anti-Violence Party
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Study: Nice Guys Earn Less
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

16

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

After today’s hangover dump….you’re lucky I didn’t take a picture of it…it was a bloody mess….literally….

Hello Day…thanks for not killing me off and keeping me around another glorious day….

25 of the Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Films
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Kelly is One Hot Brunette
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25 Sexiest Sports Movie Scenes
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Free Cam Show, You Just Can’t Beat That
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The Craziest Twitter Threats on Selena Gomez
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Jesus Christ Another Celebrity Chick is Ruining Her Body with a Baby
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Sivan Krispin Wins, Pam Rodriguez Third and Jordan Carver All Won a Bikini Contest
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How About a Fail Compilation? – VIDEO
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Skinny College Girl Gets Off While Alone
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Live Sex Shows You Will Love
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Dave Chapelle Did His First Interview in Five Years and Here It Is
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Posted in:MHD

2011

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been drinking most of the day….I always like when days play out like this…you know so much celebrity bikini that forced me to run the streets looking for a public pool to stare and three dimensional bitches in bikinis….even if they’re elderly and doing laps…cuz it’s better than looking at pictures on FACEBOOK or blogs….and I probably should have brought a camera crew cuz I think amazing things happened…but right now…I can’t figure them out, I just know I wasn’t arrested.. so I’ll just post today’s stepLINKS instead…..

Tara Reid Married a Guy in Greece Who Wasn’t Her Boyfriend
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Kate Plus 8 – Minus a Show Equals a Haggard Lesbian Vagina…
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Some Slut Answers an Ad in the Paper to be a Model – Ends Up In a Porn….
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Charlie Sheen Gets Booed….
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Ginger Spice Hot Mom Tits in a Bikini
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25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Film
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WWE Top 10 Divas….
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Live Web Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Some Star War Geek Shit Because You Are a Fucking Nerd That Eats That Shit Up
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Get a Load of Toni Lee
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Girl on Girl: Tiffany Toth and Jessica Vaugn
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The 25 Hottest “America’s Next Top Model” Contestants
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Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Bikini Booty
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This Chick is Stalking Kanye West
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Free Cam Shows to Make Your Monday Better
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Emo Girl Rubs One Out
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X Factor’s Alexandra Burke Panty Peek!
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Yeah, I’d Bang Emily Blunt
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Lindsay Lohan Poses with Bloody Knife for Tyler Shields Shoot (PHOTOS)
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Some Fucking Dude Got Everyone in Guadalajara All Riled Up About Some Fairy Hoax and Here Is The Hilarious Story – VIDEO
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How About Some Nicole Scherzinger
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Tree Trunk Legs Hewitt Bangs Dudes She Meets in Parking Lots
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Yamila Diaz Gallery
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Russian Weddings Look Like Fun – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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I Don’t Know Who This Chick Is But She is Stalk Worthy
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And Here’s Taylor Swifts Ass – VIDEO
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Lesbian Oil Orgy – VIDEO
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Outlaw Lee Grace Dougherty’s Nudie Pictures
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GUESS WHICH STUPID FUCKING CUNTS SHOW GOT CANCELLED
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Tiny Blonde Gets Herself Off
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Kimbo Slice Will Beat Your Ass Down – VIDEO
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Hipster Hottie on a Bike
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How About Some Victoria Justice
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Woman Goal Keeper FAIL
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Hot Amateur in the Shower
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And 74 Hours Later, This Dude Counted to 100 000 – VIDEO
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Molotov Cocktail Fail
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Parkour Guy Shits Himself LOL – VIDEO
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How About Some Carmen Electra
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The Greatest Thing You’ll See Today
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Doutzen Kroes Is Officially Back Modeling Victoria’s Secret Bikinis, Woohoo!
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Halle Berry Sweet Ass And Titties In A Bikini – Doggy Style Baby!
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Does Something
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Nicole Scherzinger Open Wide Crotch Shot
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Candice Swanepoel Grabs A Handful Of Her Tits
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Angelina Jolie’s Hot Mom Tits
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Hilary Duff is Pregnant – I blame Myself
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

15

Aug

Reese Witherspoon’s Naughty Uterus Tattoo of the Day

A couple of weeks ago I was talking about Reese Witherspoon getting married a second time like a good little Christian who goes to church and has sex out of wedlock cuz she’s actually bullshit as all actors are.. enough to get knocked up, leaving her no choice but to get married to make the whole thing as authentic as her slutty uterus tattoo all lesbian dolphin hugging….

So it’s only natural that I’ve been craving to see pics of her in a bikini to really embrace her sloppy body and take it all in in one massive question mark when compared to how many pics I’ve posted of her compulsively jogging for the press so that we don’t call her out for being a chubby piggy girl…

So my dreams have been answered, cuz middle aged moms who may be pregnant in bikinis are my dream….but I’ve never been one for having big dreams…if anything my dreams have been pretty low level bottom feeder….so it all makes sense…

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Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2011

15

Aug

Tara Reid’s Wedding Picture of the Day

So you may or may not know that Tara Reid got engaged and married yesterday while in Greece to a guy name Zack Keyahov….She’s already sold the pics to Life & Style in a pretty easy cash grab….

Now I’m not sure if he knew Tara Reid before yesterday, but if I was in his position I would have done the exact same thing….why the fuck not…some damaged ex celeb pussy is better than undamaged no name pussy…I mean except maybe in Tara Reid’s case because I’m convinced her twat looks like a ball-less scrotum….making this Zack Keyahov a likely homo sexual addicted to the attention he’s bound to be getting….and sex with her is a small price to pay for all the glory….especially since she lets him stick it up her ass cuz she understands his situation and prefers it to vaginal sex cuz it’s the only way she feels it…it is a small tradeoff to have people talking about her again…

Either way, married or not…attention whore in a perpetual party or not….I still think she’s luxurious and hot….and here is her lovely wedding pic I always thought I’d be in with her cuz I’m into drunk party sluts from the movies…

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