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2011

06

May

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I’m sure I’ve already posted these….but I’m posting them again, cuz I think Candice Swanepoel is great, I just don’t think Victoria’s Secret photography is. Sure the girls look great, but step your fucking game up. I’m sure I’ve jerked off to this same set 15 years ago, with a gang of different models.

It’s like they just cropped this bitch’s face on Tyra and Heidi Klum and the other pile of bitches who turned Victoria’s Secret into a household catalog, that made them billions while wive’s tried to get good cleavage at a good price via mail order while giving husbands something to aid their secret masturbation in the garage….

There’s so much they could do….to get with the times…even if the hottest pussy still sells product…and never really gets boring…it’s still majorly lacking….step it up.

Posted in:Candice Swanepeol

2011

06

May

Some Juliette Lewis Crackhead Legs of the Day

I usually spend the time I spend looking at Juliette Lewis on trying to understand her fucked up looking face, which ends up turning into an analysis of how many dude’s she’s fucked, whether she shoots her heroin right into her clit, or if she’s more a speed, meth or crack kind of girl.

I then start wondering how she became an actor, she’s not hot, she looks homeless, or even like Darlene from Roseanne, and so I’ve never really taken the time to notice her body….

Sure, I’ve posted HER BIKINI PICTURES before, but with a face like hers, who has time to focus on her legs…I just get swept up in the idea of finding her in an alley, giving her a few bucks, cumming inside her, and moving on like I do with all the crackwhores…>That’s been her fetish niche all these years….

So I guess today is a new day in Juliette Lewis gawking….from crackwhore fetish to lovely leg fetish…and the whole thing is very confusing.

Posted in:Juliette Lewis

2011

06

May

Uma Thurman’s Sexed Up Schweppes Commercial of the Day

I’m guessing Uma Thurman is doing the “I can’t get that much work, but China is willing to pay me 100,000,000 dollars to be in a shitty commercial” hustle….Not that this is an ad from China, but it is an ad, and you know when a celebrity starts doing ads, they’re out for the money.

That said, I don’t know what the fuck Schweppes was thinking lining this bitch up with a part that implies sex on any level, everytime she mentions where she wants to have “schweppes” I crings as I look at her man hands that would make my dick look like more of a clit while in the handjob positions….

And I think to myself, why the fuck didn’t they hire someone for the same amount of money, who the general public actually wants to think about having sex, and not just someone Quentin Tarantino used to make use a strap-on for him in exchange for endless roles in his movie…

You see, this is a major disconnect from what the people want and what the gay marketers think we want.

But watch it anyway, you may like it, you know, with the whole closet case shit you’re going through….

Posted in:Uma Thurman

2011

06

May

Cameron Diaz Does Maxim of the Day

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I hate Maxim.

I mean if you think about it, I should try to be friends with them and sell my site to them, so I can retire, and travel the world with a flipcam making amateur porn videos of dumb sluts for the internet for at least a month, because that’s all this site is worth…

But instead, I write hateful letters to the Vice President, and CEO telling them how useless they are, how shitty their photoshoots are, and to embrace the fact that it’s not 1994 and the world doesn’t need them….

Leading to them hating me and sending me lawyers letters everytime I post pictures of their bottom feeding celebrity photoshoots, that have declined and become more insignificant every year….

Because I’m not in a position to take pics of these bitches in my basement apartment, so I rely on other people to do it for me…

And the funny thing in all this is that MAXIM featured me in an article years ago….gave me a photoshoot like I was Cameron Diaz and shit….giving me more reason to be nice to them…

But I just feel when you’re done, you’re done and sometimes you need a friend to tell you…

That doesn’t mean I don’t like looking at Cameron Diaz’s old photoshopped legs….She’s spectacular…that’s just to say, I’d rather see it in any other venue but in MAXIM…


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2011

06

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t get hangovers. You fucking pussy. This how I always feel.

Here are some links. It is Friday. You must be excited about that.

Everyday is Friday for me. So I’m not exicted about it.

Let’s Have a Calm Relaxes Morning with a Death Metal Vocal Exercise
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Sport’s 25 Most Famous Cheerleaders
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cams to Wate Your Weekend With
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Coco’s Ass is as Insane as Ever
FOLLOW THIS LINK

A Latina and a Dildo
FOLLOW THIS LINK

No Matter What Happens or Where We Go, There Will ALWAYS Be Motorbike Fails
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Tina Fey’s Promos for This Weekend’s SNL Are HILARIOUS – VIDEOS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Hot MILFS Need Lovin Too!
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Finger Fucked in the Dorm Room
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:MHD

2011

06

May

Nicki Minaj Slutting Out in a New Fat Ass Video of the Day

Nicki Minaj is the biggest thing in music, literally.

See she’s got an ass so fat, other bitches with fat asses are standing next to her to make their asses look less fat. I’m talking to you Britney Spears.

Guys for some reason find this a good thing, I haven’t figured out why, maybe cuz I have a small penis and can’t work around that kind of obstacle. But then again, maybe it’s cuz I like my asses 18, small yet real round and firm to the touch….

Never bought the J.Lo bullshit. Never bought the Kardashian Bullshit. And this bullshit puts them to fucking shame…so watch the video, laugh, cry, do what you gotta do. I just know I didn’t bother with it. But it’s not about me. It’s about Nicki Minaj.


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Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2011

06

May

stepNEWS of the Day

One person in the week I didn’t post the stepNEWS asked me where the stepNEWS was. One other person told me the were glad it was gone. And the other 10 million people a day who visit this amazing site, didn’t even notice it was missing….So I brought it back for them.

Woman still jailed on sex noises charge
Ellen Beth Wachs is in the Polk County Jail on no bond. Wednesday, her attorney said she is there because, as an outspoken atheist, local law enforcement sees her as a thorn in their side.

Caught on Tape: Officer Tackles Teenage Girl
An officer is under investigation for using excessive force after video is posted of him pushing a teenage girl against a wall.

62yo Man Accused of Molesting Children
Authorities say a Maricopa man has been arrested for the alleged child molestation of two juveniles, occurring between 2010 and 2011.

Volunteer Allegedly Touched Boy
A volunteer at Lakewood Church has been charged with “indecency with a child” after allegations that he touched a boy inappropriately, according to court documents

Mom: ‘I Lost My Son Because I’m Gay’
It’s the latest twist in a father-and-son love triangle that ended in murder. Would a dose of tolerance have headed off a horrible killing?

Passenger Says She Was Groped on Metro
Fox 5 spoke with a bus passenger who says sometime after 8 p.m. on Tuesday night she got on a bus heading to her home in Silver Spring where she was sexually assaulted.

Lockheed Martin Workers Caught Drinking In Work Parking Lot
For most of us a lunch break means grabbing a salad or a maybe a burger. But for some Lockheed Martin workers, lunch time has taken on a whole new meaning.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Some days the site bores me. I guess it’s hard being the best site on the internet that nobody reads, a place where I get drunk and molest you, and I guess you don’t really care, but I have to take a shit and I’m trying to rush my way through this….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Miley Cyrus: Still Braless
GO

If These New Lesbian Stories About Angelina Jolie Are True, I am PRAYING We Get Some Pics
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Pedophile Video Starring the Pre-Teen Kardashians….PERVERTS!!
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Toddler Rope Swing Fail LOL
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Madonna Had Guy Ritchie Circumsized….
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I Usually Fuck with These Free Webcam Sluts When Bored….cuz They are Naked, It is free, I can pretend I’m their long lost dad…they get to cry…. it’s good times…
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This Slut’s First Time on Camera…But Not Her First Time Being a Slut…
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Whore as Whores Do
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The 25 Hottest Mexican Women
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I Wanna Be all Over Jessica Lowndes
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Kelly Brooke Brings the Hotness as Always
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Take a Vacation Where the Sluts Are!
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Free Cam Shows! FREE!
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Bristol Palin Totally Got Her Face Hacked Up
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She Loves Taking It Up the Butt
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Whose NFL Cheerleader Daughter Is Hotter?
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Britney Spears Nipply Throwback
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Kim Zolciak Looks Like a Dead Body for In Touch Magazine
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Shenae Grimes Cause It’s a Slow Day
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A Little Bit of Rihanna
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Alessandra Ambrosio is One Hot Momma
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One Hot Fitness Chick
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Joanna Krupa – Frederick’s of Hollywood Lingerie
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Say Hello to Claudia
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Everybody Hates Tyler Perry
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Julie and Sammy Get It On
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Kagney Linn Karter Pornstar Interview
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Dita Von Teese: Wendy Williams Show Visit!
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2 Horny Lesbians Get It On
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Emma Miller’s 100 Sexiest Photo shoot
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Seriously, I Fucking Hate Hipsters
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Rosie Huntington Whitley Hotness
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And MORE Rihanna
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Dude Tackles Reporter WTF – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Ella Will Do Anything
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10 of the Worst Celebrity Tattoos of All Time
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Get a Load of Envy
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some Cameron Diaz, Just Because
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I Fucking Hate Kim Kardashian But What A Great Set Of Tits
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LA City Workers Made A Porno
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Rihanna Shows Off Nipple Ring and Panty Lines
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Braless and See Through Lohan Goes To Rehab
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Ashley Tisdale In See Through Top At LAX
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

05

May

Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless for Numero of the Day

Here’s some model tit for some magazine that makes more money than me, which isn’t very hard to do, I figure a kid with a lemonade stand makes more money than me, but that’s not the point, the point is that produce the tits, but they aren’t considered porn, but I am, because I post the shit for masturbation purpose and not for fashion purpose, even though this is a hard sell for jerk off material, but it is still tits for fashion and that’s really all that matters….

So here’s Abbey Lee Kershaw topless for Numero magazine….

Posted in:Abbey Lee Kershaw

2011

05

May

Emma Roberts’ Amazing Face at Some Bullshit Event of the Day

Here’s Emma Roberts in what could be a see through dress at some bullshit event, and she’s making amazing faces….

I’ve been seeing a lot of this bitch in the paparazzi lately, and the hope I have is that I rely on alcoholism being a genetic thing, to take over her life and lead her into a vulnerable place where she makes bad choices all while exposing her vagina. I’m Eager, she’s kinda hot. Let’s hope she pulls a Scream 4 on her actual family…I’m talking Julia Roberts.

Here are some other sluts at the Event I’d fuck even though I don’t know who they are, and if I do, don’t know where they’ve been, which isn’t saying much cuz I’d have sex with a paper bag filled with rotting fruit if I could…I’m just that eager…

Some Asian bitch named Jamie Chung cuz Asians have Small Genitals…and Youtful Appearances….

Jojo pulled the black cock out of her ass and made an appearance….

Tatyana and Aly Michalka

Lucy Hale Who Looks like a Kunis but Isn’t a Kunis But Still has A Cunny I’d like to Molest….

Amber Lancaster Who I’ve never heard of…

Marielle Jaffe another unknown to me…..

Jennifer Ackerman also a mystery pussy….

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2011

05

May

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day


I don’t watch the UFC so I don’t know who this Arianny Celeste bitch is, but I think it is safe to assume people who watch the UFC don’t know who she is either, because they are more interested in watching dudes in their underwear roll around on each other like some homo gladiator shit from the Roman era where homo shit was accepted and endorsed…

YOu know, throw her in the mix so these faggot UFC fans feel less faggot, to divert the erection they get watching the shit to her fake tits, from the reality that it’s all from the greased up muscles hurting each other….

And here she is in a bikini…..because when a bitch is in a bikini…it doesn’t really matter why the paparazzi are taking the pics…it doesn’t even matter if the paparazzi are taking the pics…cuz any bikini pic is worth looking at…which is the one good thing Facebook has done for me…

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Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2011

05

May

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Workout Gear of the Day

Here is Megan Fox’s replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, leaving the gym, reminding us just how fucking boring she is. Seriously, she has been around for a while and the most excitement we’ve got from her is This Topless Pic, unless of course you’re bald, in which case you love her, cuz she doesn’t mind if the dude she’s fucking has a full set of her, at least not if he’s The Transporter….

Posted in:Rosie Hungtington-Whitely

2011

05

May

Christina Aguilera is Still Fat of the Day

This just in, Christina Aguilera is still fat. More importantly she’s not doing anything about it and she’s not trying to hide it. She’s not doing the Kim Kardashian smoke and mirrors, where she wears heels and straps to reposition the fat to look less fat, and that’s what I call serious fucking laziness…too lazy to even cover up her fatness from laziness…and all this laziness is making me want to nap.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

05

May

Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Lady Ass in Jeans of the Day

I spent the better part of the morning watching older ladies in yoga pants and leggings walking around. I guess it has to do with spring coming, or maybe them trying their best to get in mom bikini shape, or maybe they just have nothing better to do now that their kids are all grown up and I got lost in their asses…

See normally I am disgusted by what women become, but couldn’t help but wonder the story of each and every ass…you know every journey that those pussies traveled before my meeting them today with fabric wedged between their shit…Fascinating concept…now here’s Nicolette Sheridan’s old lady ass in jeans to give you a taste of what I was eating all day…Boom.

Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan

2011

05

May

Some Lydia Hearst Ass in Jeans of the Day

Lydia Hearst is an internet friend of mine, not a close enough internet friend to know that her boyfriend was 60 year old Jeff Goldblum, but still an internet friend…

What it comes down to is that she’s a real sweet and talented girl and I’m a fan of hers and I respect wherever she decides to take her vagina and whatever wild ride journey she decides to secretly take it on….even though she just broke my heart, because I thought I was the only old enough to be her father man in her life that she hasn’t met.

But the good news, and the reason for this post is that we get to stare at her ass in jeans, and hope for a sex tape to be stolen by the maid, shit could be sponsored by viagra…but I’d rather just hope for a wedding invite, cuz inviting random internet friends to your wedding is the future….especially when they are drunk perverts who will try to finger bang all the guests…..before throwing up on them….

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