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2011

01

Jun

Ashton Kutcher is Cheating on Demi Moore of the Day

If you were fucking some lab rat zombie in her 60s, you’d probably work out a deal in the pre-nup that states “I may get tired of fucking a lab rat zombie in her 60s, and I may want to revert back to fucking all the young pussy that was throwing itself at me so much when I was on TV and in Movies that I got so bored of it, that I went on to marry lab rat zombie pussy”….It’s one of those “I’m pretty sure she’ll be cool with it as long as I still fuck her lab rat zombie pussy and take her out to nice places with me”….Older chicks are easier going about the whole fucking girls who aren’t them…so I wouldn’t call this cheating, if he was cheating he’d probably avoid LA pap smeared clubs/restaurants, etc. He’d probably take her to some remote place in Canada or some shit…therefore there’s no scandal in this…but I do like the attempt at disguising himself, but the paparazzi are just too smart for hime…


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2011

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The internet is dead….and by the internet I mean this site….

I just checked my traffic for the first time in 6 months.

Holy Shit.

I officially didn’t make it….6 years to realize it….

But I did make my stepLINKS…

WTF Video of the Day
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Perky Emo Tits!
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Hot in GQ
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This BMX Backflip is Pretty Impressive
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Holly Madison Bikini Tits
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Hayden Panettiere’s Having Midget Sex With Mark Sanchez Now
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Drunk Lady Washes Up On The Beach
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Ivanka Trump’s Amazing Tit Hanging Out of her Dress
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Sex Shows That Can’t Help But Get Addicted To
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Kate Upton’s Sexiest Twit Pics!
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Nicole Scherzinger Totally Got Her Tits Done
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Avril Lavigne is Such a Little Bitch
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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25 Sexy Female Softball Players That Don’t Look Like Lesbians!
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Naomi Campbell is About to Beat Up Some Executives at Cadbury is 3…2…1
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Nadine Cole Upskirt
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This Blake Lively DiCaprio Thing is Making Me Want to Puke
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WTF is Amber Rose Wearing
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Annalynne McCord Isn’t Insecure At All
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Looking Good Sweetheart BARF of the Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio is at the Beach
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Mercedes Terrell Makes Wednesday Bearable
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Introducing the REAL Chuck Norris
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Sammi Rhodes is Open For Business
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Well Hello Krystal Vega
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Happy Birthday To The OG Sexy Diva, Marilyn Monroe! She’d Be 86 Today
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Carli and Paris Get It On
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Kitchen Sex FAIL
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Blake Lively Covers ‘Glamour’ July 2011
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Phone Sex With Talia
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SNOOP DOG = NEWS ANCHOR
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Hipster Festival Hottie
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Nicole Scherzinger Rocks Mom Jeans in Paris
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She’s a Wanna Be Pron Star
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kate Walsh in a Clingy Dress
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Have You Met My Future Wife
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Rihanna Likes Her Men ‘Hot and Hung’
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Miley Cyrus Is Almost Uncovered In Her “So Undercover” Promo Photos
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Striptease of the Day
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Hayden Panettiere Enjoys A Dirty Sanchez
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Snooki Is A National Joke. No Shit
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French Chick, Big Tits and A Boob Cam. Guess What Happens Next
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Shows Off Her Big Tits In A Tiny Bikini
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What’s Paris Hilton’s Most Embarrassing Moment?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

01

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Mom Jeans Titty Party for the Paps of the Day

I wonder if celebs pose as much for their pap smears as they do for the paparazzi….I’m thinking they don’t get pap smears for frear of finding out they have pre-cancerous cells on their cervix thanks to HPV they got on their rise to the top, but then I am reminded of medical journal fact that most bitches, even no whorey bitches, even everyday bitches who are virgins can have HPV just from sharing public toilet seats, and it makes my “Price of Fame” joke irrelevant…..which is no surprise as everything I do is irrelevant….

Here is Nicole Scherzinger in tight clothes cuz she was a Pussycat Doll a decade ago when the pussy cat dolls were something worth jerking off to when all you had to jerk off to was MTV.

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2011

01

Jun

Janice Dickinson Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

I don’t know what it is about Janice Dickinson , whether it is the insanity or the no shame or the fact that she embraces that she’s an old, haggard, plastic surgery raped ex-model, with an irritating attitude that I want to fuck, no matter how cold, dead and disgusting her vagina may be….

I don’t know what it is about these Janice Dickinson pumping gas like a slut in a short tight skirt that makes me want to fuck her, no matter how cold, dead and disgusting her vagina may be.

I do know that I had a friend who used to live next to the gas station and video babes pumping gas, but they never actually posed like the sluts that they are, maybe cuz they didn’t know they were being filmed and if they did would probably call the cops, or maybe cuz they aren’t as Hungry as Dickinson is from both starvation and falling out of the limelight…

Either way, I’m down. These pics are rock and roll. I just wish there was more of her weird, half dead, rotting, naked tits I SAID TITS ….

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2011

01

Jun

Some Footballers Wife in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know anything about sports…especially not soccer….but it is the biggest sport in the world…therefore the South Americans and Europeans and even Africans who are into this shit…generally get really hot fucking pussy…

So here’s some star player named Diego Forlan and the pussy he fucks in her bikini, cuz as long as I can think about cumming inside an athlete’s wife in her bikini, I’m down with sports….

Her name is Zaira Nara and she may be the next bitch on the cover of Sports Illustrated bikini like that last Soccer star fiance…

Posted in:Diego Forlan|Zaira Nara

2011

01

Jun

Pippa Middleton Takes a Stroll to Get Noticed of the Day

Pippa Middleton is loving all the attention she is getting…attention that is all based on what her sister puts in her vagina…or at least pretends to put in her vagina for the sake of the Royal Family and the Royal Life….as the Royal Wife….

Posing for the paparazzi is way more satisfying for a girl with daddy issues, or inadequacies she feels as not being her sister…someone she’ll never live up to….than fucking 7 different dudes in a 24 hour span while high on drugs…..

I guess that’s what makes me her number 1 fan….thinking of maybe being the president of her fan club….that’s just how I do things…

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

01

Jun

Kate Moss Nipple for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Kate Moss is still modeling. She hasn’t died of AIDS or a drug overdose yet.

She’s still a great mother who raises her daughter with the strong morals and values of her life as a hot bitch who gets paid well enough to live a life of luxury for being a hot bitch, who parties hard and does cocaine on video, all while dating dirty, unshowered heroin using rockers…Living the life…

But I only care about when she shows her tits…..for fashion…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

01

Jun

Jessica Biel for Revlon of the Day

I like my bitches to be a little more gutter. Watching this Jessica Biel spot for Revlon is just irritating, she’s got far too much bed for a man like me to handle….she’s the kind of girl that probably bathes, and smells like roses, even though she has broad shoulders in her designer clothes, where she applies her mascara on satin upholstered louis the XVI couches…like shit man that’s too much for me….cuz i like piss stained sheets and a half dead addict who smells fish and feces…it feels like home…

Kinda how Pharrell probably feels inside his homie Justin Timberlake’s ex woman….bad friend. Never trust the black ones. LOLZ

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2011

01

Jun

Karissa Shannon is in a Bikini of the Day

Karissa Shannon is hilarious…..and I love her ass, but I am more into her PORN CAREER where a black dude takes full advantage of the fact that she’s white trash but more importantly, the insecure twin, who craves attention, because she hates that everyone liked her sister better, the kind of trash that ends up getting fucked on camera and paying off the paparazzi for lame bikini pics, when she should really just be taking more loads to her face…Based on this clip I released, She’s a Dirty Girl ….

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2011

01

Jun

Justin Bieber Gives Foot Massages of the Day

Bieber was giving Selena Gomez a foot massage like a little bitch.

I mean this dude is Justin Beiber who has millions of beaver, not only Canadian Beaver, but from around the globe beaver who are willing to lick his fucking asshole for days after he takes a shit and doesn’t wipe, if you know what I mean…..He could have any 16-25 year old girl…

But instead he busts creepy mommy issue moves, you know the shit creepy moms make their kids do to them when their husbands leave them, only on Selena Gomez, the bitch he’s fake fucking for press, only to twitpic the shit, for press, cuz in reality he’s pussy whipped by Usher Raymond and Usher Raymond is the only one getting the “REAL” foot massages…

Posted in:Justin Bieber

2011

01

Jun

Webcam Stars of the Day

I fucking love webcam girls. When I was new to the internet I used to get into these webcam rooms and harrass the fuck out of the webcam girls.

I’d ask them if we went to school together, I’d pretend to be their father’s, I’d get kicked out in half a minute, except once, where I became friends with one of the girls and would get her to clean her house naked for me, on our own webcam…and eventually ended up having sex with her cuz she lived in Montreal, which was where the site was based…..

As the internet progressed I forgot my love for the simple things, like mocking girls who are actually doing me a favor by getting naked for free….so I’m going back to my roots, and haring a great joy that comes from webcam stars.

I’ve decided to showcase a webcam star, since I rock these sites everyday and I’m already doing without documenting…..and these girls are the fucking stars as far as I’m concerned…

Today’s webcam is SWEETANGEL7. She’s 24 and from the USA but more importantly she comes in 3. I can only assume one of the girls wanted to do it, so she convinced her friends to get in on it with her as to not feel like a slut. They did, they got naked…They played around naked, danced naked , touched each other naked going hardcore.

They all ignored my requests for marriage.

Marry me, I am smaller than that dildo, but I make up for my inadequacies with my dance skills

The hot one went on to dildo her asshole. I went on to go out drinking…but here are the screen caps I managed to get.


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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

01

Jun

Rihanna’s Man Down Official Video of the Day

Rihanna hasn’t been deported yet cuz she makes the USA too much fucking money, she hasn’t killed herself yet, cuz she feels like she’s at the top of the world not having to be a pilgrim commoner like all the beautiful bajan women working as hookers for tourists and cleaning hotel rooms in Barbados…..but she has gone home to film a music video and make the world think she actually is liked or respected in Barbados, from what I know, they all fucking hate her, cuz she talks down to the locals like a snobby cunt, but you don’t care about that, you care that her tits look swollen in this video and that she’s standing next to fat chicks who are probably her cousins, to make her look skinny and to get them off her back…

THe good news is that she’s finally making music that makes fucking sense. That sounds caribbean and as much as I hate pop and despite how much I want Rihanna to disappear….this is a good move.

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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

01

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is a very very very very important collection f the days mose amazing news stories that didn’t make it on the national news, that cover such important issues as racism against white people, which I saw last night at the 2 dollar tuesday at KFC, Cops raping, even though all the cops I know just run drugs and hookers and can have you killed off and become a “missing persons”, as they know all the tricks, and people dressing up like nuns to rob a bank, when everyone knows nuns don’t exist anymore, it’s a dated concpet that is only really used as a fetish cuz we like the idea of 80 year old virgins…

The stepNEWS really hits close to home….

Racism Against White People
Do whites suffer more racism than blacks?

MBTA drivers fight, play chicken
CHELSEA – Two MBTA bus drivers are in hot water after engaging in a road rage incident with buses in Bellingham Square.

Former Southgate Cop Accused of Rape
A former Southgate police officer is facing some very serious charges. He’s accused of raping a woman after responding to a call for help at her house.

Pair dressed as nuns rob Chicago bank – HI
CHICAGO – Police were Monday searching for two suspects who robbed a Chicago bank dressed as nuns — in a scene eerily reminiscent of the Ben Affleck movie “The Town.”

Man attacks girlfriend with forklift
A Springfield man will face several charges after allegedly attacking his girlfriend with a forklift.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

01

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here are some links to some shit that’s going on around the internet while my shit is going on around my stomach thanks to a shitty digestive track and too much beer. The smells coming out of me are as unnatural as your ability to click these links cuz you don’t exist.

I should have done less acid growing up.

The Top Ten Worst Infomercials – VIDEO
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The Hottest Unknown Sports Reporters
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Free Cam Shows and All It Costs You is a Click of the Mouse
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Grace Park Gallery That’s a Must See
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There’s Blake Lively Nudes Floating Around That Are Probably Fakes But Here They Are Anyways
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Worst Escape Attempt EVER – VIDEO
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Emmaly Has Got the Right Kind of Curves
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Now Here’s the Kind of Amateur I Love
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Live Sex Shows You Don’t Even Have to Leave Your House For
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Posted in:MHD

2011

01

Jun

Blake Lively Fake Nudes of the Day

There are some fake nudes of Blake Lively circulating around the internet, that could very well be real nudes of Blake Lively, because all women are whores, even you grandma, I mean even you would be a whore grandma, if you were alive, if you know what I mean.

I was late to get them up cuz motherfucker I was out drinking….and there’s no computer where I drink…just tears, broken dreams and singer songwriting….where we rhyme things like star, care, where you are….Shit’s legendary…One day I’ll record…but today is not that day…

Today is the day to debate whether this pics are legit nudes, crying for attention like a fake relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio…

Everybody get excited, while I wait for the notices that they are underage pics and that it is illegal to post them, so that I am forced to take them down, even though it’s a good look for Lively since her face is so haggard she lookes barely alively, but in her mid 40s…..

Either way this is what attention seeking fame whores do….apparently they also take self shot nude pics that I kinda love and that I know I could stare at all day because I have…

So Blake Lively or not, give this bitch some work, I’m in love but not with her strategic face and pussy hiding…

I’m calling legit. But only cuz I want them to be as they’d bring joy to my life instead of the hell I’m living. What are you thinking…no wait don’t answer that…cuz I know you aren’t actually there….and this whole conversation we’re having is fucking weird.

Posted in:Blake Lively