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2010

04

Nov

Sofia Vergara Stretching in Tight Pants of the Day

Sofia Vergara is probably the most overrated tits in Hollywood. I don’t know what kind of con her immigrant ass pulled to get on TV as opposed to what 99 percent of other immigrants are doing for work when they come to America, but I can tell you that it was pretty fucking major. This vagina has obviously done some major manipulation to get what she wanted and I never really was capable of relating to the over-achiever whores, I am a little more into the down on their luck whores…depseration is hotter than the confidence and ego that comes with havin’ everything work out for her….

None of that really matters, because like all pussy I see stretching in the park or against a bench, or up against a lamp post wearing spandex workout gear, I’m gonna watch very carefully….

Who they are and what they do just doesn’t matter to me…as long as they’re in erotic poses in public wearing tight clothes I can get past dumpy ass, or bad attitude….all I care about is that I can make out their pussy definition and that’s all that’s good enough for me….

You see I am a pussy man and couldn’t care less about her big tits….cuz tits are tits, big or small, as long as they aren’t mishapen, it’s on. But pussy is really where the magic actually happens..

What I am trying to say is that this could be anyone famous or not and I’d be into it. I just want to make it clear that I don’t think Sofia Vergera or her slutting scam to get what she wants is anything special….big tits or not, she’s still overrated.

That’s all I have to say about that.


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2010

04

Nov

Model Paolla Rahmeier 3D Ass for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day

If you haven’t noticed, the site was hacked, it is serving some kind of virus. I am working on it and wish that instead of getting viruses from weird nerds trying to take down the internet one site and the one reader it reaches in a day, I’d far prefer getting a virus from Brazilian Marie Claire model pussy…but I guess the best I can do is get it in 3D. Unfortunately, I’m not a virgin comic book collector so I don’t have a pair of 3D glasses to see if this makes a difference or if it’s just some irritating social commentary on the state of modern film making…but I hope it works…cuz otherwise shit is just irritating and is making me dizzy.

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2010

03

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am tired of sharing my inner emotions with you…like my dreams of one day starring in small penis impotent man porn…where I rub my clit like genitals all over porn chicks…unable to get hard or climax…or whatever other shit I spew on the regular…I am more into napping.

The stepFORUMhas been labeled a malicious site which is real fuckin’ awesome, you know since I’ve had 3 weeks of a broken site….and since I don’t even make money off these spamming websites my site is getting flagged for promoting…

Turns out that the whole site is labeled an “attack” site because I guess someone hacked into something…waiting on my new hosts to fix it.

While I wait for them to fix it – you can always ignore the warning or in FIREFOX or Mozilla or whatever it is called on PC click – Tools–> Options–> uncheck Block reported attack sites and in FIREFOX or Mozilla on Mac click preferences – Security –> uncheck Block reported attack sites.

If you’re in Google Chrome…I can’t help you. I woke up late. I haven’t had a drink yet today. I think I’m ready for one though…but I am stuck here harrassing the webhost to do their job they are paid by me to do….

Before I go…Here are my stepLINKS…

Katy Perry and Lady Gaga Impersonators Wrestling in Tomatoes is Better Than No Katy Perry and Lady gaga Wrestling in Tomatoes at All
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Pink Thinks More Parents Should Beat Their Kids and I Gotta Say I Agree with Her
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Jayde Nicole Looks Fantastic in a One Piece Leotard
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These Sexy Blondes Are Horny as Hell – VIDEO
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100 of the Hottest NBA cheerleaders
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Demi Lovato Hot Bikini Bottom Pics as a Tribute to Her Young Starlet in Rehab Cliche cuz I don’t care about broken down kids, but I do care about them in bikinis
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The 25 Hottest Texan Woman
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If you like pussy, you’ll like this….If you’re a closet case, then you won’t
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Kesha Showing Off Her Dumpy Ass
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Katherine Heigl Should Not be Wearing This
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A Bunch of Pictures of Stacy Keibler for the Weirdos Who Can’t Get Over Her
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Treat Yourself to Some Tits, You’ll Be Glad You Did
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Kelly Brook Panty Upskirt
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Mmmmmm Camille Belle Hotness
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Sophie Turners Ass in Skimpy Shorts
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Finding Out Your Daughter is a Porn Star….
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Check Out the Rack on april O’Neil
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Let’s Take a Look Back to When Kanye West Gave George Bush the Smack Down – VIDEO
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Japanese WTf Video of the Day
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Amy Reid’s Tits Are Out of This World
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Musical Chairs: The 10 Hottest Women That Have (Allegedly) Banged Multiple Rappers
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Lesbianism at It’s Finest
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Top 5 List: The Strange World Of Homemade Sex Toys
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If You Got Me Drunk Enough I Would Bang Bristol Palin
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Ava Loves Fucking Machine DP – VIDEO
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Say Hello to Sarah Brightmon
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Guess Who Miley Cyrus’s Mom is Banging?
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eva Mendes Can Do No Wrong
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Who is Jeisa Chiminazzo and Why Aren’t I stalking Herself
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Zusanna’s Tits Are Pretty Much Perfect
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emma Watson Hotness
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Boob Hijack Video!
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Some Cheryl Tweedy Hotness
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Okay So Zach Galifianakis Didn’t Actually Smoke Weed on TV
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Jessica Lowndes (AKA Megan Fox Light) Sizzles In Lingerie
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Striptease of the Day
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2010

03

Nov

Possible Zooey Deschanel Sexts of the Day

Here are some old self shot nude pics that Zooey Deschanel sexted her boyfriend and that he released out of bitterness that she doesn’t answer his emails now that she’s famous…

I’m glad that we live in a nicely perverted world. Where digital cameras, webcams and cell phone cameras are everywher and they are being used for their original purpose…to SEXT. So many girls do it….

I’m just glad when shit gets leaked to the public…I’m also glad that we live in a world where you can take those sexted pics and spread them around the world and increase this virtually unknown celebrity pussy into a known pussy….I mean if they didn’t black it out…

Which brings up a real concern, why would a motherfucker trying to embarrass an ex black out the good parts….It’s not like he has a conscience if we’ve gone this far…I’m guessing it was pretty wrecked.. or maybe it was a dick…or maybe cuz she is 30, these pics look like they are 10 years old, and 2000 was not quite the year of the bikini wax…

I just know that when it comes to sexting, I’m only into the vaginas….so this sucks for me.

That said, let’s celebrated sexting, ex-girlfriends dumb enough to send us nudes, bitter boyfriends willing to share the goods and get their 5 minutes of fame, humiliating there kinda famous probably bitchy cunts by showing off their cunts…

Good times. Now someone get me the uncensored pics…

Posted in:Zooey Deschanel

2010

03

Nov

Amy Smart’s Uneven Braless Tits in Cotton of the Day

This is not this Amy Smart I remember or this Amy Smart I remember or even This Amy Smart I Remember….

I can only assume that Amy Smart just freshly gave birth to her first kid at the age of 34 with her boyfriend she’s been with for the last 15 years…because that would tap into my milk filled tits fetish…paritally cuz I like getting reward for all my hard work when sucking a bitch…except whent that reward comes from a 45 year old hooker who still lactates from a late term abortion she had 25 years earlier…cuz that shit just grosses me out…but also cuz I like seeing

I can also assume that she has real uneven tits…the kind of tit you’d probably want to get sorted out with surgery or at least inserts…cuz the left one means business and the right one is in fucking hiding….She definitely doesn’t have the same body as she did in Varsity Blues when she did that Whip Cream Bikini ….but I’m kinda liking how this cotton dress is falling on her fat mom after breast cancer surgery body….or at least the tit that is left part…and I guess that’s why I am posting this, cuz it sure as hell not because I think se’s relevant in any way….I do it all for the titties..or in Amy Smart’s case…I do it all for the left titty….

Posted in:Amy Smart

2010

03

Nov

Decades of Denim Event I Wasn’t Invited To Brought Out Some Winners of the Day

There was an event that brought out some real huge celebrities….you know the kind of event that if the Taliban knew was goin’ on…they’d fly a fucking plane into the shit…you know cuz the world would not be able to function without these key players…they are combined as useless as the time you bought condoms before your Cancun springbreak trip, thinking you’d totally get laid cuz everyone there does, you know that finally your luck would turn around thanks to drug and booze fueled insanity…but unfortuantely, that wasn’t the fuckin’ case…however it was 10 years ago and you still have that unopened box of condoms cuz you’re not just a loser on Springbreak homeboy…

Cheryl Tiegs See Through of the Day

Ashlee Simpson was there lookin’ awkward

Cassie Scerbo showed off some tit…No, I’ve never heard of Cassie Scerbo either, but she has cleavage and that balances out staring at those pics of Ashlee Simpson…

Eliza Bennett had a bit of a see through…No, I’ve never heard of Eliza Bennett before…but whatever…

The only bitch worth noticing was Rose McGowan, but I’m biased, I always think she’s lookin’ hot…and that alone makes her very very fucking useful….

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Cassie Scerbo|Cheryl Tiegs|Eliza Bennett|Gillian Jacobs|Rose McGowan

2010

03

Nov

Katie Price is Still Alive of the Day

This just in…Katie Price is still alive and trashy….

Just the other week I was writing her loveletters on Twitter about how she needs to lay off her retard baby and bring those retarded tits out for us to point and laugh at…she never responded…unless this is her response…making an appearance with her tits not exposed when tits are all she has to thank for the good life and all those designer clothes bags she’s carrying…even though you’d expect her to be into the discount bargain basement bin lace panties cuz they irritate her twat and remind her that it still feels….

Posted in:Katie Price

2010

03

Nov

Georgia May Jagger is a Model of the Day

Here is “model” Georgia May Jagger and her mom model Jerry Hall who pretty much made a few calls to spoil her kid even more than she already has into getting everything she wants, probably from guilt that her dad Mick Jagger has only met her a handful of times over the course of her life, but he did give her his lips for all the closet case fags who have always been fascinated by that mouth, but to weary to visualize what those lips would feel like on their cock, cuz that’d be gay, even though Mick Jagger is practically a woman.

She is probably underage, that means you can sexualize her, even if she’s got a little belly, you know with these kinds of fucked up celebrity daughters, baby fat at 15 means a whole other thing that usually ends in an abortion…


Bonus – Here she is in a bikini from 2 Years Ago You Perverts…
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2010

03

Nov

Kim Kardashian With a Pull Sign of the Day

Here is a fat Kim Kardashian at the nail salon getting her nails done and I am only posting these pictures cuz I thought it was funny that it looked like she had a “Pull” sign attached to her back…Sure it’d be funnier if it was a public toilet sign that read “put seat down when done” or “don’t miss the target” a tacky mom put in her bathroom to motivate her kids to stop pissing on the floor, you know cuz Kim Kardashian had a sex tape where a dude pissed on her, but pull works for me…maybe cuz I know that’s what her pants she squeezed into are going through, or maybe cuz I know her belly is trying to pull it’s way out of the harnesses she wears to look like she’s got good shape…and really who cares, I’ve already spent too much time on this…Here’s everyone’s second favorite donkey looking pornstar in denial after that one you saw in that bootleg Tijuana donkey show video…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

03

Nov

Emma Watson May Be Showing Panty for Vogue UK of the Day

Emma Watson is on the cover of Vogue UK. She also has a photoshoot spread with a bunch of boring pictures of her even if there may be a little panty in one… and I am only posting them because I know that 95 percent of my readers have a serious love for wizards and young girls…..it’s two of their favorite things….

I guess it has a lot to do with only feeling accepted in the sci-fi/fantasy club at college, cuz you’re that kind of virgin….coupled with looking for girls who seemingly have the same level of sexual prowess as you….cuz they are 13….and a deep rooted love for all things Harry Potter…mainly the only girl on Harry Potter cuz Jerking off to Harry Potter would make you kinda gay….

Making Emma Watson and her Harry Potter shit like a god to you…so these pics must blow your socially awkward ass the fuck away….

So I’m doing this for you…cuz I am your best friend.

Posted in:Emma Watson

2010

03

Nov

Jennifer Tilly and her Fat Tits of the Day

I have no idea why I just posted this. I just know that I did.

I think it has to do with this and this and This and This ….

I know I hate fat tits that come with a fat body….I don’t think girls should be encouraged to eat their faces off and get rewarded for it…but sometimes…big fat tits are just too fun to turn down…or ignore…and I guess this is one of those times….even if the tits are all wrapped up and hidden….in some kind of fat chick not doing what she’s supposed to do to make us forget she’s fat….everyone knows fat chicks are supposed to show off their tit to make being fat worth it.

Who really cares.

Posted in:Jennifer Tilly

2010

03

Nov

Michelle Rodriguez Ass Looks Tough of the Day

Here is Michelle Rodriguez in her leather outfit cuz she looks like a biker lesbian…partially because she is a biker lesbian….It always amazes me that people actually find her hot and want to fuck her…as I am just scared of her muscles…but generally, I like my girls to look and act like girls, and a pussy isn’t enough to trick me into sucking on rock hard pecs….I also hate fucking lesbians cuz I know they are either girls looking for attention…or just dick hating enough to follow me home and cut my dick off in some tribal lesbian ritual cuz they know I am onto them….

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez

2010

03

Nov

Kesha Wears Her Hipster Underwear On The Outside of her Pants of the Day

Kesha proves that if you are in LA, anything can fucking happen. She obviously met the right people, and by met I mean sucked, or maybe just being hipster friends Katy Perry with Katy Perry allowed her to ride some kind of wave into “hit” songs. It makes me laugh that so much garbage comes out of LA. They put so much money into virtual fucking shit, that they manage to spin out to the public and make tons of money cuz the public are generally fucking morons….and if they took a second would realize there is nothing talented, interesting, hot, or worth paying money to Kesha and I’m almost offended by the fact that she is famous, but I don’t really care enough to actually be….

Here she is filming a video with a pair of glittery panties on the outside of her outfit, cuz she’s so fuckin’ authentic, wild, interesting, an artist….

And I’m just posting it cuz she looks like a fucking fool and more people need to realize that so that next tour she is on, 3 people attend…

We have that power…let’s use it.

Yes…I just started my day with pictures of Kesha…I guess I am part of the problem….

Posted in:Ke$ha|Kesha

2010

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I made the mistake of going out to lunch today and forgetting that I had a website…I am sure I didn’t miss much and not much missed me….I ended up at the strippers and my hands were full…if you know what I mean…This Jesus doesn’t love you…but I do like drinking during the day with strippers…mainly because the daytime strippers are fatter, lazier and more accepting of their fate…

Enough about me…Here are my stepLINKS…

Demi Lovato Check Into a Rehab and that Publicity Stunt Turns me On
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Cher is the Walking Dead
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Because Sometimes Jerking Off is the Only Thing to Keep You From Killing Yourself
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a paris hilton halloween nip slip
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Jessica Alba’s Leather Costume
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Jessica Alba’s Best Ass Shots
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Jodie Marsh’s Giant Tits Are Fine By Me
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Horny Sluts in the Shower – VIDEO
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of Week 7
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Womer Woman Lynda Carter Shows all These Young Hollywood Bitches How a REAL Camel Toe is Done
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A Little Blake Lively Just Because
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Alessandra Ambrosio Killing It At The Beach
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Jessica Alba is Killing it in a Leather Body Suit
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Asian Babe With an Ass Like Vida Guerra
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Can You Figure Out what is Going On In This Photo Cause I Sure as Hell Can’t
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Now THIS is What I Call a Talent Show
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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OMF FLEXIBLE SLUT OF THE DAY – VIDEO
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Ariel is One Hot Red Head
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If There’s One Thing Kate Moss is Always good For, It’s Nudes
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Halle Berry Looks Tasty As Always
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You Know I Love the girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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And Today in the Life of Charlie Sheen
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Lindsay Lohan – Patrick Hoelck Photoshoot For Fornarina Campaign 2010/2011
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Miley Cyrus Jail Bait of the Day
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Elisabetta Canalis Throback and Man is She Looking Trashy
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Random Pic Dump of The Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen’s Slutty New Video
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Fitness Bitch is Out of Control – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Ruth, Melisa or Nadia?
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Madison Scott is Looking Mighty Fine
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The 10 Biggest Halloween Candy FAILS
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Dita Von Tease Went as a Normal Chick For Halloween
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Get a Load of Jasmine
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2010

02

Nov

Britney Spears Lookin’ Beat the Fuck Up in Shorts of the Day

Seems like Britney Spears was a little late on Halloween, I guess these things happen when you’re seriously fucking medicated, but at least she made an effort, in a better late than sorry kind of way, cuz I don’t know about you, but I can’t get enough of a bitch dressed like a beat-up by her alcoholic husband trailer park wife. Maybe it’s cuz I had dreams of being one of those guys luck enough to find an ex stripper to settle down with in our double-wide, where I’d get drunk and angry at her for showing too much tit when using the communal trailer park space leading to me throwing a full can of soup at her white trash head, but I never quite got to live it out, cuz I’m too poor for those worldly luxuries…but at least I get to see pics of Britney Spears living out my dreams….famous people really do have it all..

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