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2012

16

May

Georgia Salpa’s Big Fucking Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Georgia Salpa is some Greek turned UK Celebrity Big Brother trash because I guess she’s considered a celebrity….or sucked the right dick or more likely used her asshole or as I like to call it…her greek vagina… to sneak into the cast….giving her this real high profile fake tit in a bikini celebrity status that gets her featured on genius blogs like DrunkenStepfather.com – A highlight of her whore career I’m sure…..


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Posted in:Georgia Salpa

2012

16

May

Elisabetta Canalis Bottom Feeding Tits of the Day

Elisabetta Canalis pretty much won the lottery when Clooney, obsessed with Italy, decided to bring her ghetto trash, local news host ass to America, where she fell for the tacky site of Hollywood’s Luxury and jumped on Dancing with the Stars, even though her talent was really Dancing on the Stars with her pussy…..leading to hitting rock bottom, dating Steve-O, with no where to turn, since she bottom fed before she even go started….doing the last resort programming before ever making it….but that was before today….where she’s gone back to Europe to participate in Borat’s new movie promotion on a yacht…..the most relevant thing she’s done since Clooney…maybe this is a revival…her second chance…and who really cares if it is or isn’t…so long as she’s in a bikini…cuz her body is rocking.

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Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2012

16

May

Zuzanna Stankiewicz Model Tits for Unflop of the Day

Zuzanna Stankiewicz is a model I’ve never heard of….but she’s got a Solid immigrant name so that means she’s the kind of model I like…willing to do whatever it takes to get out of the hell immigrant life she’s living…including, but not limited to showing her non-existent model tit….and probably going as far to show some pussy lip….it’s all in the name of fashion….and whoring out for that industry is more rewarding than whoring out in the sex industry…

EIther way, titties or non-existent model titties or not, keep up the good work Zuzanna Stankiewicz….or we’ll send you back to your war torn – cold water one room flat filled with your large family you came from…

Posted in:Zuzanna Stankiewicz

2012

16

May

Candice Swanepoel Topless in Glitter for Colcci of the Day

I have an unhealthy obsession with Candice Swanepoel…I mean for the sake of this site…not in my actual everyday life…because the second I turn off the computer…all these sluts I know don’t matter…their names temporarily erased until I have to tap into my brain and talk about their tits again…my focus is on real life, instant gratification pussy, and none of this aspirational pussy that even if I was a billionaire Playboy would be up on another billionaire Playboy, cuz he’s got more billionaire swagger….but I do like to give girls unrealistic goals for themselves….cuz insecure and inadequate feeling real life girls….thank to not being Candice Swanepoel….even if they are hotter than Candice Swanepoel but took the wrong turns….increases my chances of fucking them….but you know what it all comes down to….when nothing else is going on…and shit is in front of my face on my screen, I have no issues staring a Candice Swanepoel’s work….she makes millions for….I’m supportive like that.

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TO SEE CANDICE SWANEPOEL IN A SHORT SKIRT ON A BIKE SEAT CUZ YOU HAVE A BIKE SEAT FETISH

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

16

May

Lindsey Vonn’s Bikini Pictures for Facebook of the Day

Lindsey Vonn is some 27 year old Olympic skier….something that doesn’t turn me on cuz I’ve been around skiers a long fucking time, I live in Canada…and I have even worked shitty jobs at ski hills….and the pros are all big ass, big leg, monster chicks…..but for some reason I’m not offended by these Lindsey Vonn bikin i pics…and that reason is fitness….you see cuz a fit chick, even if bigger, is substantially hotter than a sloppy chick…unless that sloppy chick is sloppy from an eating disorder and is weak….because that”s my favorite…..skin and bones motherfucker…skin and bones….

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2012

16

May

Tian Yi Asian Bikini for Vogue China of the Day

Tian Yi is some asian model who is posing in a bikini for Vogue China…at least I think that’s her name….because I’m not so into Chinese models…but I am into Chinese women…you see they are built like 12 year olds, they age well, their communism allows them to aim to please and appreciate our democracy enough to not fuck up a marriage with a loser like you, meaning you can do what you want and they will serve you, both with food, in household chores, with their tight vaginas, and most importantly, their uterus, that will make genius babies who excell in badminton, classical music, math and programming, allowing you to retire with the good life, all cuz of a little ejaculation…..

Unfortunately, I’ve never banged an asian girl, but I want to….but everyone I know who has is spoiled fucking rotten by them on all fronts….

Here’s one of their models in a bikini!

Posted in:Tian Yi

2012

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was walking my dog and saw his vision in the shortest shorts jog by me….I thought to myself…what an amazing outfit to jog in….you hot fucking bitch who just made herself that much hotter…in spandex…She was running with her boyfriend and I figured I’d never see her again after cursing him for being able to fuck that ass…..20 minutes later I’m walking back, and the girl is lying on the sidewalk holding her knee….injured and the boyfriend probably ran for help…or something….I asked her if she was ok…debating whether there is in fact a god because opportunities like this don’t happen ever….she said she was and I kept walking…only to never see her again…cuz I fail often…even in love…with girls in short shorts…

I should have told her “I’m trained in CPR, and mouth to mouthed her”….or used her inability to stand to carry her to safety….I use the word safety loosely….cuz you never look a gift horse in the mouth….you fuck it…

Either way lost love or not…here are he morning links…

The Best Steeplechase Fail EVER – VIDE0
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Lindsey Vonn Shows off Handstand, Bikini Body on Vacation
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Wednesday Better
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Today Will Improve Thanks To whatever is Between This Reporters Legs
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Jessyca is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Open Sewer Hole. Whoops – VIDEO
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Mena Suvari’s Ex-Husband Wants Spousal Support
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Girlfriend Plays With Her Friends Pussy
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This Tech-Obsessed Generation is Leading to Kids Eating Batteries. Oh Good.
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Posted in:MHD

2012

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to start producing porn. It looks easy. I like sketchy girls who fuck for money and I think porn fucking sucks and that I can re-invent it…it needs saving and I am a savior…..not just cuz my name is Jesus….

If you want involved post your porn ideas to our FB PAGE so that we can do it as a team….You can also email me….if you’re shy…but LIKE DRUNKENSTEPFATHER we’re trying to start a sex cult here…we can’t do it alone…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Jessie J Crotch in Spandex
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Micaela Schäfer Flashed Her Titty on the Red Carpet
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Little Kid Who is Gonna Grow Up To Be a Rapist
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Jessie J in Elle
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Lindsey Vonn Bikini Ass
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Kim Kardashian is Fucking Pathetic, Like More Than Ever
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Gallery: The Most Iconic Hairy Celebrities
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Sofia Vergara Takes The Girls For A Walk
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Cali Logan and Her Friend Give Us a Nice 2 For One
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Lingerie Lovely: Chloe Pridham
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Day Better, I Promise!
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Blonde Destroys Her Pussy With a Huge Dildo
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My Favorite Looking Good Sweetheart is Back on the Market
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50 Hottest Cheerleader Twit Pics of the Week
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Minka Kelly’s Pokies In The Parking Lot
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Katherine McPhee is Looking Hot
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20 Pound Titties. Jesus
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John Travolta is Paying Off the Guy He May Have Sexually Assaulted
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Uh Oh, Stripper Granny
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Sophie Turner Awesome Ass
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Hot Model Falls
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Snooki Legs in a Photoshoot
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Kristen Stewart Dresses In Drag For ‘ELLE’ Magazine (NEW PHOTOS)
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The Owner of Best Buy Banged a 19 Year Old Chick or Something
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Watch These Titties Wiggle!! GIF
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Adrienne Bailon in a Swimsuit.. I Think
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Meet Gracie Lewis!
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Angelina Jolie Weight Less Than 100 Pounds
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Elisa is Giving Us an Eyefull
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Basketball Wives is Fucking Ridiculous – VIDEO
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And Here’s a Random Pic Dump With Some Hotness Thrown In
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Avengers XXX Porn Parody Sexes Up The Superhero Hit
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These Sluts Are Having Sex By the Lake
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Jessica Canizales Shows off her Polka Dot Bikini
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I Don’t Know if This Chick is Asian or Hawaiien or What But I Love Her
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Sophie Turner is Looking Sexed Up
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Jennifer Metcalfe Gets Sexy For LOADED
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How NOT to Mount a Horse – VIDEO
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10 Things You Need to Know When Dating More Than One Woman
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Halle Berry’s Breasts Really Love The Cameras
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Cat Pees Like a Dude – WTF
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The Worst First Pitches in Baseball History
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This Dude Banged A 19 Year Old…
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Britney Spears Has Some Incredible Cellulite
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Topless Twitter Pics Of Kate Upton
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Dad’s Reaction to Music is Scary
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Britney Spears Tits in a Tight Dress
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Lily Cole Creepy Face
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Elizabeth Banks Photoshoot
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Nicole Scherzinger Tight Dress Hot Body
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Ashley Tisdale Shitty See Through of the Day
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From stepSMUT!!
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Porn with the Best Music
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Spy Masturbation
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Webcam Superstar
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Beautiful Latina Girl Gets Slammed
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Public Flashing Tease
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Girl Changes Back End
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Hot Bitches…. Monday FUN DAY
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

15

May

Kate Upton Ass Grabbed for Instagram of the Day

Kate Upton should keep her focus on her tits because her 19 year old massive tits are amazing…I mean that’s why she is who she is and has the exposure and fans she does…it doesn’t go much deeper than that…you see cuz her face is average, her legs and body whatever and now an ass that’s always hidden, for a reason, is uninspiring….I’m not surprised cuz as far as I’m concerned she’s borderline fat chick…cuz I know today she’s fit…but soon that metabolism’s gonna stop working….Anna Nicole…

The good news is that she’s out producing some Instagram pics…like all those instagram models with instagram modeling contracts I sometimes jerk off to….and they involve her getting her decent but not life changing ass grabbed….and titties in bikinis and topless cuz that’s what she does….before being forced to retire due to obesity…..it’s gonna happen….but that day’s not today…so enjoy…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

15

May

Micaela Schaefer is Amazing of the Day

Micaela Schaefer is a genius as far as I’m concerned….she attends red carpet events in Europe, where I guess she’s known more than she is here, consisently wearing genius fucking outfits that show off her bare ass, or fake tits, in a typical “I’m 30, it’s time to put out or get out, and it’s so fucking easy to put out, because the world is so boring, showing off my half naked body will get everyone talking about me, and who cares if they laugh at how tacky, or trashy I am, they’l ultimately know Micaela Schaefer, and that’s all that matters….cuz it is better than giving blowjobs for exposure, like I have the last decade that got me no where”….I mean at least that’s what I assume goes through her mind provided she’s got that much strategy in what she does, cuz sometimes exhibitionist sluts are just exhibitionist sluts….and either way, it should be celebrated….

Posted in:Micaela Schaefer

2012

15

May

Ashley Smith Vintage Bikini for The Sunday Telegraph of the Day

Ashley Smith is some big titty gapped tooth Gap model cuz they are literal… who may or may not have tried to sue me for posting shitty pics of her honeymoon, but I have a feeling that may be Lara Stone….another big titty model with a gap tooth…..

Either way, I’m digging the vintage bathing suit vibe….even if it isn’t pornographic….you see cuz as a model SHE HAS POSED TOPLESS AND HER BIG TITS THAT ARE PROBABLY FAKE TITS, ARE AMAZING …..but you know sometimes it is nice to jerk off to things that are wholesome and PG rated….It is the corporate philosophy at Disney and they are a multi billion dollar empire…so it’s gotta do some good….and I guess that’s part of the reason I’m posting it, but the main motivation is ass and pussy in bathing suits robbed from dead grandmothers….turn me on….

Posted in:Ashley Smith

2012

15

May

Rihanna Titty in Concert of the Day

Rihanna was in concert….dressed like some warrior princess….something I have a feeling a lot of you have masturbated to….cuz the cool kids who visit drunkenstepfather are the creepier variety of revenge of the nerds….you know the virgin losers who are too social awkward to even interact with other virgin loser nerds….who masturbate a lot…and who collect weird things….like jars of their semen…that they label and put on shelves in their shitty one bedroom apartments…who don’t work…or create the next Facebook like the cool nerds….butwho instead just stare at girls with erections in their sweat pants…when they aren’t too busy eating canned noodles…and masturbating to shit like warrior princesses….so this Rihanna concert outfit may drive you nuts….while I’m more into seeing her naked, masturbating, or really delivering the whore goods….this kinda concert shit is too vanilla for me….

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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

15

May

Gisele Bundchen Covers Vogue Paris of the Day

Gisele Bundchen has sand on her ass for the June Cover for Paris Vogue….and I wouldn’t mind wiping it off with my mouth and/or penis….despite rumors that she’s a mom….or that she was born a man and that’s why Victoria’s Secret fired her….you know that Brazil tranny connection is pretty hard to ignore….but I figure so long as her cock is tucked in a way I don’t have to see it and her hair long enough….and tits. despite being fake, are available to grab onto…I don’t mind sticking it in her man pussy/anus….and apparently either does your football hero…Tom Brady….but maybe I’m just getting carried away because her ass is hot enough that I’d let her balls rest on my forehead as I tried to lick it….provided she had balls….which she probably doesn’t….she probably just has an empty scrotum looking pussy thanks to her breeding….but she is good enough that if she did….I’d get up in it…..and here’s the cover pic for Vogue Paris….which means more pics to come….which means more pics to come to….stay tuned.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2012

15

May

Rita Ora Amazing Upskirt of the Day

Rita Ora is some bitch from the UK who is getting famous….I posted ABOUT HER BIG TITS IN A REAL TIGHT DRESS once before….because she’s really only been on my radar for a minute….and in that minute she’s already flashed some panty getting out of a car….she’s on the right track to being something important….or important as far as I’m concerned….cuz at 21 and already doing things right….means lots of time before being washed up to be in bikinis, sex tapes, topless and in scandals….and unfortunatly I’ll probably be here posting them instead of living them…eiher way here’s the white hip hop slut trash flashing some cunt that’s not naked enough…

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Posted in:Rita Ora

2012

15

May

Lady Gaga Thong Ass of the Day

Lady Gaga is on an Asian tour…and like any try hard with a budget…she decided to hire the most overrated…despite retaining his cool factor…because people are idiots…photographer Terry Richardson…and he’s gone soft and instead of pushing the limit making her fist herself on camera and shit…he’s snapped some pics of her in a thong….showing off an ass I’ve grabbed before she was as famous as she is…..and I guess some other half nakedness you probably would rather not see….but I’m posting anyway cuz I don’t care what you want, coupled with having no quality control, coupled with we’re in too deep….we’re all gonna die….and Gaga’s ass just brings that point home…gotta keep shit miserable.

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