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2009

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not drunk yet and that is a travesty. I’ve been in bed tending to my male yeast infection all night. That’s not entirely true. I just tell girls it’s a male yeast infection cuz it sounds more appealing than Aids Lesion. I don’t know what I am talking about, I just know tonight is the night dreams are made of, let’s just hope your dreams don’t involve hunting me down and killing me violently and painfully.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Rene Zelwegger Forgot to Put on a Shirt….Why? I Don’t Know, But I do Blame Tom Cruise! That Jerry Maguire Shit was the Devil…..
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Erin McNaught’s Sexy FHM Pictures
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How About Some Beyonce See Through Action?
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Darth Vader Dancing Like MC Hammer is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Thing Ever
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Slutty Models Touching Each Other
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These Parkour Chicks Are Kind of Hot, Don’t You Think?
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Dina Lohan Makes Me Wanna Puke In Her Mouth While Jerking Off
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HOLLY MADISON TAKES OFF HER PANTIES ON STAGE
IN LAS VEGAS!
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Remember Kato Kalin?!
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How To: Pretend You’re Listening to Your Girlfriend
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Striptease of the Day
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The Cute Little Girl From Slumdog Hates Nicole Kidman
Oh and She Also Wrote a Book
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WHOEVER HAS THIS VIDEO OF TOM CRUISE NEEDS TO SEND IT TO ME NOWWWW!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jade Nicoles Likes Fake Weiners
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Ivanka Trump and Her Fake Tits and Nose Job Are Soon To Be Off the Market
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Riley and Her Big, Pink Toy
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Madonna’s Tour Set Collapsed, Too Bad She Didn’t Die
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Pam Anderson is So Gross
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Naked is the New Underwear? Makes Sense to Me!!
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Mischa Barton Has Issues
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The Girls Are At the Beach and They ARe NAKED!
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Who Cares if the $200 000 Vase is Priceless and Irreplaceable
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Heather is a Pent House Pet
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Russian Drunk Gets Owned
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Weird, Weird Weddings
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Traci Bingham Topless Throwback
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Wanna Know What Fucking My Wife is Like?
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ScarJO Looks Like Carrot Top in Drag
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Brunette on All Fours? I’ll Take It!
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Which of These Sluts Would You Most Like to Bang?
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Carli Banks Loses Her Pink Lingerie
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One of The Harry Potter Kids Was Growing Weed and Got Busted
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Kobe Bryants Wife HAs Huge Fucking Tits
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Now This Guy Can Play the Keyboard
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Tunnel of Love
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The Life of a Plumber!
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How About Some Bitches in Tight Pants
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ScarJo’s New Ads For MANGO
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Asian Doing Christopher Walken
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I Like My Sluts How I Like My Slot Machines – Loose
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Here’s an interesting video…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

16

Jul

Pam Anderson Eating Ice Cream in a Bikini of the Day

I know a maintenance man in Boston who was at working at some conference and Pam Anderson was one of the “stars” who was there promoting some bullshit product and doing some autograph signing/meet and greet/ anything for money and dude told me she looked like a haggard piece of expired meat you find in the back of your fridge, not sure if you’ll die if you eat it, so you just throw it out and this motherfucker is known to have pretty bad fuckin’ taste in women, making me think the disgusting mess you see in these pictures, is only a fraction of the disgusting mess she actually is, as pictures tend to know show off the plastic surgery scar or scent of AIDS.

I am not sure why she’s with some chachi 14 year old soccer lookin’ dude, maybe it’s her son with Tommy Lee, who is clearly really fuckin’ rock and roll, like his dumpster parents, I mean if rock and roll was Homosexulaity on the beaches of Greece…

Here she is at some Press Conference….and by “she” I mean here are her hard nipples at a Press Conference….

Posted in:Bikini|Ice Cream|Pam Anderson

2009

16

Jul

Gary Dourdan From CSI Gets Bikini Clad Pussy of the Day

The great thing about being the black guy all the white girls want to fuck from CSI is that all the white girls still want to fuck you when you are on the beach, especially when you are with some hot bodied bitch in her bikini, because girls are catty and competitive and want whatever the other girls want, or whatever the other girls have and they put up a fucking fight for the shit not caring if the bitch they are steppin up on is their best friend or not.

So if you want to have the best sex in your life, you need to hire a whore to follow you around all night, acting like you are sent from fucking god, so other girls jump in to try to win you away from the bitch, but that really only works if they recognize you from TV or are rich, because girls are groupies, and don’t fight for nobodies who have acne and smell like cum from all the chronic masturbation problem.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Gary Dourdan|Groupies|Sluts

2009

16

Jul

Rosario Dawson’s Sloppy Bikini Pictures of the Day

Rosario Dawson who was known to have fatty tits, seems to have fatty everything else. Maybe she’s staring in some movie about a fat chick, or maybe she’s just let herself go cuz she’s found love and is dating this motherfucker. She’s not disgusting just yet, at least not on the surface, for all I know she could have a rotting cunt, like the stripper I had my way with last night who although had a doughy stomach made for mother’s of three and an ass that looked like a burn victim and smelled like a septic tank, her tits were spectacular. Only difference is my stripper knew how to dance, while Rosario Dawson just sits there lookin like she’s made it, forgetting her roots as a poor immigrant squatting in NYC, unfortunately not the kind of squatting I can masturbate to….

Here she is in her bikini…

Even her boyfriend is shocked how fat his chick’s ass has gotten….he’s thinkin’ that someone’s gotta stop feeding her and it’s not gonna be him cuz he’s too busy riding her coattails and fuckin’ her wallet.

And here’s her friend’s ass….

And here are some boring pictures of Rosario Dawson and her boyfriend walking….if you’re not too into the bikini pictures above….

Posted in:Rosario Dawson|Sloppy

2009

16

Jul

Kayden Kross Loves Me of the Day

You don’t know awkward like surfing the net for Kayden Kross porn because I love her and coming across a live broadcast from May where her and her stunt cock are talking about me.

I have no memory of ever asking her to ask me to marry her, considering I am married, but I guess that could be something I would do, even though I’d rather just take her out to dinner and a movie and treat her like the lady I know she is behind that whole pornstar front.

So even though her marriage proposal wasn’t sincere, it’s nice to know she likes me for being an asshole because I like her for having an asshole or at least a vagina she treats like an asshole by lettin’ all kinds shit get caught up in it, even though it’s a premium luxurious delicacy that should only be savored by me. Even though the most Luxurious thing I’ve ever had was jar of brand name mustard.

Either way, I love Kayden and you should too.

Posted in:Kayden Kross|Shout Out|stepLOVE

2009

16

Jul

Dean Cameron’s Comeback Tour of the Day

I have a friend who I met on the internet and never in person. He used to be in some random shitty 80s movies and TV shows like Ski School, and Summer School and even Ski School 2 and nothing much since. We’ve been going back and forth the last 3 years and dude is always supportive, which is a nice change from all the hate mail I get constantly.

His most recent email included this clip from some movie called Parfection that may bring him back to the D-List that was so rudely taken from him and it is about boobs, so you’ll like it, because your small mind loves boobs, and even if the jokes are as tight as the girls, who are not very tight….I got no choice but to give love.

Tons of shitty movies get made and go straight to DVD, but I’m proud to say that this one stars a serious star, the world just doesn’t know it yet. So check out the clip and start writing fan mail cuz right now he’s got plenty of time to answer it, but won’t in the months to come as he is too busy fighting off boy band volume of pussy.

Posted in:Comeback|Dean Cameron

2009

16

Jul

Kristin Cavallari is Fucking Desperate of the Day

I am pretty upset. My angle on this Kristin Cavallari chick was mocking the fact that she thought she was too good for The Hills after Laguna beach because she had an inflated ego and thought she’d get other work and not be typecast as the trashy rich kid on a shitty scripted show that is polluting our generation as pretty much the worst possible thing to come out of television in the history of television.

I just found out that she crawled back to MTV with her tail between her legs because she realized what a poor decision she made and is back on what we hope is the tail end of the show and since there is no future in the past and since I have no respect for girls who make these bold moves only to pathetically crawl back to the good thing they so emotionally and boldly walked away from. Not that I respect women. But you get what I mean. Cunts…

Here she is at some Malibu Beach House not wearing a bikini…but loving the attention she’s getting on her “Comeback” tour…that is almost as boring as her….

Posted in:Desperate|Kristin Cavallari

2009

16

Jul

Marilyn Monroe Bra is Up for Auction of the Day

I was just sent this video about some Marilyn Monroe bra up for auction and I felt it was my duty to spread the word because I am the kind of guy who spends time in the thrift stores sniffing old panties, not just wondering if they’ve been washed and hoping they aren’t, but more importantly wondering if someone died in them. You know there’s a story behind every one of those fuckin’ pairs, a vagina that touched it, and the whole thing is amazing. I haven’t got too into bras yet, because I’m a pussy man, but figure dead chick bras from the 50s are a close second to dead chick panties. I mean it’s all in the lingerie family…ya know.

Posted in:Bra|Marilyn Monroe

2009

16

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian GQ Picture of the Day

I heard Lohan was shooting an afterschool special like it was ’82 in hopes of bringing her career back to the great heights it once was at, or some shit but I could be wrong, because she ignores me and she is not answering my texts, like she was the Queen of England who doesn’t really grasp technology or someone who is at the top of her fuckin’ game which clearly she isn’t and should be nice to everyone because when she ends up on the street corner begging for change, she won’t want to be ignored.

Here is some pictures she did for GQ, I know I’ve seen them before, but I couldn’t find the shit on my site, so figured why not re-post them if I had. I figure we should celebrate her before she totally falls off the map….

Posted in:Heels|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2009

16

Jul

Paris Hilton Subtly Advertises Her Rancid Pussy of the Day

Paris Hilton is always out lookin’ for dick. Whether she’s dating someone or not, she’s working on filling her empty soul by filling her wobbly vagina. She’s even gone so far as to incorporate subliminal messages when she walks down the street to make the outsider think she’s actually promoting environmental issues, like the useless celebrity who bounces on causes like she bounces from cock to cock, because her only real issue or concern is herself, and thepeople who know her, or who have been inside her, know the “Go Green” is in reference to fucking her fungus filled pussy and not about recycling or hydrogen fuel cells.

Posted in:Green|Paris Hilton|Vagina

2009

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I may be drunk most nights of the week and I may spend a lot of time with strippers but that doesn’t make me a degenerate. The fact that I live off my “disabled” wife, who is really just a lazy fucking pig who gets a government check makes me a degenerate.

Tonight may not have changed lives. I was snobbed out by strippers, a couple fat strippers tried to give me the two for one lesbian show cuz they get no business alone. Another one had the fakest tits who didn’t get that I was joking when I asked for her plastic surgeon’s name and number because they looked so real, but not as real as the night was. Seriously. From homeless man singing songs about life to meaty whore pussy rubbed up on brass poles…I couldn’t ask for more out of the day….except maybe for some stepLINKS and here they are…..Enjoy.

Get Fucked Like a Virgin
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I’m still NOt Sick of This Dress All The Whores Seem to Be Wearing
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Check Out Alyssa Milano’s Teen Work Out Video!
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THE SHREK SEX TAPE IS HERE!!!
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The 9 Hottest French Women
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Rod Stewart’s Hot Wife’s Topless Throwback
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God I Wanna Punch Hayden in Her Box and Make Her Cry
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Feet Were Made for Walking? Duhhhh!
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KRISTA ALLEN’S PUSSY LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT
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Donnatello Gets SCrewed
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Heidi Klum’s Pregnant Milk Filled Tits
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Giant Boob Invasion
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John Favreau Cheated on His Wife in the Bathroom With Some Slut – Exclusive
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Amazing Israeli Chick on the Beach….
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Good Luck, Caught On VIDEO
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BONE This Chick, Or Die! What’s Your Choice?
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How About Emma Watson’s Side Boob
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is Most Probably Going to Kail Forever
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Okay, Well I Just Puked All Over My Keyboard
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Kelly Clarkson is Getting So Big It’s Downright Terrifying
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Now Here’s a Girl I’d Like to Introduce to My Penis
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So Justin Timberlake Wants to Go Gay For Robert Pattison
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Juliette Lewis is Completely Insane and I Love It
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IT’S THE GIANT BOOBS INVASION
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Denise Richards is Topless
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Mommy Gets a Cute Teen To Fuck Her
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I Wish Jada Pinkett SMith Would Just Make a Lesbian SEx Tape Already
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Sara Stone’s Big Old Tits
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This Bear Cub Raised By Humans Is The Biggest Pussy Ever
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Some Sand Sculptures That Are As Much Amazing As They Are Pointless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Yeah I’d Let Stacey Keibler Lick My Balls
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Beyonce on the Beach
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LaToya Jackson is the New Sherlock Holmes, or Some Shit
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An Amateur and Her Dildo
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Amy Reid is Kinky
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Paris Hilton and the Upskirt Photographer in Hollywood
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Holly Webster’s Naked Make Out Ritual
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Heather Likes to Play With Herself
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The Terrorist Groups Are After Bruno
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GET READY FOR THE NEW TRONNNNNNN!!
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Big Penis = Big Problems
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There’s No Way Hugh Jackman Is Not Gay, I Don’t Care If Her Has a Family
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Star Wars Pregnancy
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How About Some PSAs….FROM THE FUTURE
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How NOT to Be a Douche Bag New Yorker In NYC
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

15

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Weird Outfit and Ugly Face of the Day

You know what the world needs more of? Lady Gaga covering her fucking face like she is in these pictures. This bitch is a fucking monster who needs to spend some of that Gaga money on Gaga surgery that ideally goes awry and leaves her in a Gaga coma.

On a sidenote people don’t believe that I grabbed her ass last month, every calls me out saying I am lying, I guess they don’t get that grabbing Gaga ass is not something I’d be bragging about, if anything, it was a lowpoint that I blame drunken desperation and the fact that it was so easy to pull off, so from now on, when I grab famous ass, I will take pictures.

Posted in:Lace|Lady Gaga|Ugly|Weird

2009

15

Jul

Mary Carey and Her Husband Kissing of the Day

Some dude was lucky enough to land Mary Carey as a wife. I am sure she took a lot of fucking work, you know because she’s so fucking unattainable and not at all disgusting. I mean there’s no way she’s just a washed up piece of trash pornstar who looks like a fuckin’ pig and eats like one too who no one wants and who other pornstars have to get drunk to fuck on camera even though it’s their fucking job and she’s just been doing it for less and less money as her career gets older and her dress size gets bigger because up until finding this sexually confused motherfucker, she just liked feeling valued and loved, even if for just a minute. Whore….

She makes me sick, she is H1N1.

Posted in:Husband|Mary Carey|Tits

2009

15

Jul

Michael Jackson’s 1984 Video Shoot of the Day

I just saw this video from the Michael Jackson Pepsi shoot where he caught on fire. It was a big story in 1984. I figured I’d share the video even if I am all out of Michael Jackson jokes, you know he’s been dead for close to a month and I am burnt out by all the MJ shit I’ve heard and seen, but not as burnt as his scalp in this video…before the crew beat it out…. Just beat it.

Posted in:Fire|Hair|Michael Jackson

2009

15

Jul

Ines Sastre and Her Mom Nipples on the Beach

Ines Sastre is some model turned actress from Spain who I doubt I’ve heard of, but have probably done posts on, but unfortunately I have a horrible memory and everything kind of blurs into one giant confused mess that is this site, but fuck, she’s got an amazing mom body, like the women I saw at 8:30 in the morning today while still drunk, only they were wearing their business casual outfits and not one-piece bathing suits to cover their mom stretch marks with ass hugging skirts/dresspants and button down blouses that were almost sheer, making me want to get a office job in the cubicle next to them, even though I could tell in their exhausted eyes that they hated how life played out for them, just enough depression needed to convince them to fuck me in the copyroom after gaining their trust. Unfortunately for me, I hate office jobs and would never sacrifice freedom for pussy, especially pussy I know wouldn’t actually give me the time of day, they just do that in my fantasies….

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Hot|Ines Sastre|Nipples