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2011

23

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I slept in today. It happens when you drink until 8 in the morning. It is a holliday here, not that that makes a difference in my life, but at least the bars were filled with 9-5 pussy that normally stays sober on Weeknights…not that it made a difference to me…other than give me something to stare at…good times…

Lucky for you, I didn’t die…and here I am with the news.

Man robbed homes, church with kids
BRIDGEWATER – Police arrested a man for breaking into a church with his 11-year-old son and they say it’s not the first time he brought his kids along with him during a robbery.

Cops: Pastor Raped Woman He Met at a Bar
A North Texas minister is in a West Virginia jail charged with sexual assault. And it’s not the first time he’s faced similar charges.

Drive By Purse Snatching Caught on Tape
A woman who was standing by her car at a Virginia gas station became the victim of a drive-by purse snatching. The whole crime was caught on camera.

Caught on Tape: Ohio Officer Attacked by Suspect
An Ohio Police officer was forced defend himself when he was attacked by a suspect. The whole incident was caught on camera.

Workers Assault FOX 4 Photographer
A FOX 4 News photographer was assaulted Wednesday afternoon covering a story about health concerns at a grocery store. And it was all caught on camera.

City Worker Fired Over Sex Act
A supervisor in the City of Atlanta Public Works Department has been fired, after he was discovered having sex in a city vehicle while on city time.

Starbucks Suspect Accused of Stalking
Police say a Southern California man suspected of planting a camera in a Starbucks restroom confessed to stalking a woman and stealing her worn underwear.

No Ruling In Transgender Widow’s Case
Despite hours in the courtroom, there is still no ruling in a high-profile case. The family of Thomas Araguz wants to stop his widow from collecting benefits after Thomas, a Wharton firefighter, was killed battling a blaze less than a year ago.

Caught on Tape: Melrose clerk fights off robber with crowbar

Missing Bosnain Model’s Body Found
The body of a missing Bosnian woman with ties to Detroit is found in the Chicago River. 25-year-old Irma Sabonovic disappeared last Tuesday after getting lost on her way to a Chicago nightclub. Her friends here in Detroit helped raise thousands of dollars in reward money with the hopes of finding her.

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2011

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is a holiday here. No one is working. Why the fuck do I feel compelled to? I make no sense to me, here’s my morning links at 2 pm cuz it’s morning to me. I just work up. I’m allowed downtime too you know. I don’t work for the 4 of you who still read this site you know. I’m not a news source you know. I don’t get exclusives or produce OG content you know.

Fat Christina Hendricks Claims her Fat Tits are Real Fat Tits and She’s Just Fat Not Plastic
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Exercise Ball Sends Kid Through Door LOL – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Mean Chicks in Sports
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Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini and She is Barely Good for That
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Gotta Love Jessica Burciaga
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Britneay Sears Whorehouse Live
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Shakeweight Fuckery – VIDEO
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18 Year Old and a Toy on a Stolen Sex Tape
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Apocalypse Not.
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2011

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk. I didn’t do coke. I should have cuz I’d be more alert. Now I am going to gamble and fall asleep in a park…that’s my social experiment…will I get raped….will I find love…will I get aids…will I die…we’ll see. I’ll let you know.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Katy Perry Doesn’t Let People Look at her Tits
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Mischa Barton Looks Like a Fucking Clown
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Bradley Cooper Caught a Ping Pong Ball Fired From Some Bangkok Pussy into His Mouth and Lived to Tell the Tale
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Fire Cracker Wake Up LOL
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Sluts are Sluts when they are Sluts….
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I love watching a bitch suck candy that matches her outfit…it is a fetish…
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Refer Friends – Make Money
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Fighting AIDS With Her Hotness
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Cam Shows Full of Sexy Ladies
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Sofia Vergara And Her Giant Latina Cleavage
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Bar Refaeli is Fighting AIDS With Her Hotness As Well
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Free Cam Shows You Will Love
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Amateur Asian Slut Gets Oiled Up
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Female Sports Hotties and Their Look-A-Likes
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Janice Dickinson Nude Will Make You Puke, I’m Serious
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Here’s the Buffy the Vampire Slut
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Selena Gomez Hotness on the Set of Her New Video
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The McCords Are Slutty Sisters
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Adriana Lima is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Smokin Hot Brunette
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Catwalk Triple Fail
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Madison Scott Gets Her Skank On
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Tahiti Cora Posts Trashy Self Shots and I Love It
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Erotic Obese Eating Sex WTF – VIDEO
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Kiara and Friends Get Nasty
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This Week In Celebrity Nudity
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January Jones, Just Because
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Her Legs Are Spread All Right
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Jennifer Lawrence – ELLE Magazine June 201
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Seriously, Fashion Sluts Need to Stop Wearing Fur Coats
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Sluts From the Hangover Part 2 Premiere
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Darth Vader Plays Trombone and Salsa Dances
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Busty Blonde and Her Dog
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Paula Abdul is a Slutty Cougar
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Check Out Veronika
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Lindsay Lohan Does FHM Russia
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Elisabetta Canalis Unleashes Her Drool Inducing Curves
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2011

20

May

Julianne Hough is on the Beach Hiding Her Bikini of the Day

The rest of these pictures of Julianne Hough on the beach are of her playing with a baby, and as erotic as that is for some of you weirdos, I like to avoid all thing maternal, cuz it kinda makes a pussy a lot less hot that it could be, knowing it’s burning to have a uterus filled with a baby of its own….something that may not happen, thanks to being in a ake relationship with Ryan Seacrest as a front to cover his faggotry, in exchange for free publicity for her music career…It’s all so weird to me..but not as weird as this see through dress covering up what we want to see…What a jerk…

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2011

20

May

Bar Refaeli Cum Faced in Cannes of the Day

Here are some pictures of Bar Refaeli in Cannes. I don’t know if she’s coked up and has coke on her lip, as my Israeli contacts told me she’s heavily into, or if she’s just got cum on her lip, you know enjoying her freedom now that the control of Leonardo has been lifted…and she can use her throat however she seems fit and on whoever she deems good enough….or maybe, it’s neither of those options, but where is the fun in that…I don’t know, but I’ll look into it.

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2011

20

May

Anja Rubik In Shorts in Cannes of the Day

Model Anja Rubik is up on some skinny, weird looking shit. This is a model who I post photoshoots of on the regular, had I known she was a monster looking bitch, like most models when they aren’t in hair and make-up and photoshop after being shot by the worlds best photographers, I probably would have still posted her titty pics , I just wouldn’t have been so eager about it.

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2011

20

May

Some More Pippa Middleton of the Day

She’s got no ass, but she’s loving the attention and that is better than having a hot ass, cuz most girls with a hot ass, keep that hot ass to themselves, while the girls without the hot asses, do what they can to overcompensate, especially when their sister is getting the attention of the entire fucking world, making this Pippa feel inadequate, cuz most girls who feel inadequate just have the attention of the other family memebers, you know making this like the sister who daddy didn’t molest complex, only on an exponential international scale….this makes for some real fucking issues…and I anxiously await the sex tape.

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2011

20

May

Anna Faris Looks Like a Homeless Crackhead of the Day

Anna Faris looks like a homeless, recovering addict, prostitute turned lesbian cuz she overused penis and it brings back horrible memories, with no teeth thanks to no hygiene, but a dream that she can stay off the meth.
Seriously, I’m not a fashionable dude, but this outfit screams “Free from the mission, struggling with addiction, haven’t eaten since welfare check day, my skin is so itchy, it feels like there are fire ants crawling all over me”….If you know what I mean…and if you don’t, then go to your local trailer park, find the bitch talking to herself while eating cheetos, and you’ll get what I’m saying, this is some serious redneck, white trash, trailer park, welfare check shit and I find it funny…..Gutter is always Funny.

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2011

20

May

Teen Mom Leah in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know shit about this teen mom shit, I just know that I was talking to an 18 year old the other day and 3 of her best friends are knocked up, all 18. It’s like shit is a trend that can ruin your fucking life, and take you from your full potential of living a well traveled, educated life, by throwing you into a housing project living off food stamps with some dead beat baby daddy who likes getting high all day cuz he’s only 19 years old. Fucking idiots.

The only good thing about this teen pregnancy shit, is the whole body bouncing back proper after the birth, unlike 98 percent of women who stay fat, stretched out and disgusting. Thank god for skin elasticity and in this Leah girl’s case…implants.

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