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2012

10

Jan

Katie Holmes Old and Sexy in a Photoshoot of the Day

Katie Holmes sexed herself up for some photoshoot….and although she has an older looking face…like the bitch is no longer that cute high school girl you once jerked off to…because she is now a mom married to a crazy person spending her days waiting for the coming ALIENS and I don’t mean said husband during sex…..but she’s still got tits cuz no breast cancer for her yet…even the odds are 1 in 8…..and here she is using them to make us like her….

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2012

10

Jan

Camille Rowe Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day

Her name is Camille Rowe and I’m loving her tits..

I’ve posted her tits for fashion HERE and HERE and now she’s hanging out with Terry Richardson….doing some pics for his private collection to help him get back some street cred…even though selling out is the best thing to do cuz who cares about legitimacy..legitimacy doesn’t buy you private jets motherfucker….and I guess she’s doing this to show him how good she is for future shoots…hustling titties out…the way I like it…

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2012

10

Jan

Charlize Theron’s Long Legs in Tight Pants of the Day

Charlize Theron is hot…almost perfect…sure she’s a little older now…but she’s still got something about her I like…..unfortunatly she’s got something about her that I don’t like also…and that’s that her mother got away with killing her abusive father with a slap on the wrist…pretty much the kind of Trauma you want to avoid when you start dating or fucking a bitch…cuz you know she’s got it programmed in her that if you go just a little too far in punching her in the face for being out of line, or chaining her in the basement where you beat her with a bar of soap in a sock….she’s gonna do all she can to get revenge and that makes her boring to masturbate to….but here she is in tight pants anyway…

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2012

10

Jan

Emily Blunt in Tight Pants of the Day

I don’t know who Emily Blunt is…but more importantly…I don’t know why she’s wearing tight pants…

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2012

10

Jan

Joanna Krupa Hot in her Place of the Day

I once spoke to the photographer who does this “Me in My Place” series for Esquire…I dont’ remember much about the conversation but I do remember that he’s pretty much a genius.

So he gets hot girls in their underwear in their houses….you know to give us, the voyeur, a glimpse of what goes down for them and where it goes down everytime they fuck at home….it also give us, the decorator, ideas for how we’d like to set up our house…and that’s with half naked Polish born, American Raised 32 year old has-been who never was, but who still has a better house than you…..pussy.

Good times.

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2012

10

Jan

Kelly Kelly Nipple Slip of the Day

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I first found out about Kelly Kelly at some bullshit sports bar on a night that they happened to be playing wrestling…a “sport” that isn’t even a sport that I assumed was just dead….probably cuz I don’t leave the house…but apparently it is alive and well, and bitches like Kelly Kelly get the crowd of what must be virgin losers into videogames and trailer parks, to go fucking nuts….I mean bitch wears booty shorts and humps like a fool with other girls….with moves like pussy to face choke outs….how can you really go wrong….it’s a winning fucking formula…

Anyway, someone mailed this in, it’s her nipple from a photoshoot….lots of fun….

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2012

10

Jan

Elle Macpherson Outshines Fat Ex-Popstars of the Day

These pictures made me laugh…

They are from some NBC bullshit event I wasn’t invited to and probably wouldn’t have gone to if I was, cuz I didn’t want to go to their shitty parties in the first place, in what brings back horrible flash backs of not being invited to birthday parties cuz I was the weird kid…

EIther way, the highlight of the night was that model pussy proved genitically ages better than exploited child stars turned pop singer pussy, cuz I guess life is harder when you’re a “Rockstar” on stage, than when you’re just fucking rockstars….as models do….

The combined weight of Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera combined, regardless of their being pregnant, cuz fetus in them or not they’re lazy slutty, spoiled pigs with a food addiction…..is almost scary if you’re in an elevator with them….and totally scary if you own the all you can eat buffet they’re walking into…

Aguilera –

Simpson –

Elle Macpherson –

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2012

10

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drinking a bottle of Jack at some chick’s house with nothing but my FACEBOOK to entertain myself made for good times last night….I ended up passed out on the floor listening to death metal…always a winning feeling…..unfortunately…it made for horrible times this morning….I’m a wreck.

Girls of Summer FAIL – VIDEO
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20 Athletes You Wouldn’t Want to Live Next To
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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Scare Prank Backfires – VIDEO
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The Hottest Pictures of Emmy Rossum from Showtime’s ‘Shameless’
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Nicole is Sexy in White
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Charlie Sheen Admits He Was Crazy Last Year
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Live Web Cams You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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This Video Was For Her Boyfriends Eyes Only – VIDEO
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A History of Athletes Sleeping With Other Athletes
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2012

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m plotting my next move on FACEBOOK with my real friends I’ve never met as we collectively talk to ourselves and our computer screens pretending it is human interraction….My favorite…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Mila Kunis’ Breasts Will Unite Us
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Courtney Stodden X Pheobe Price Makes Me Want to Puke – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts Get Their Slut On
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Some Funny Illustrations
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A whole bunch of Whores Dressed Up as Vintage Horror Legends
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A-Rod and Tori WIlson Fag Out in Bikinis
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25 Hottest Poker Players
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The Crazy Bungee Jump Cord Snap
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Controlled Quantum Levitation. Wait What? – VIDEO
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Lily is Smokin Hot in a Bikini
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The Teen Mom Guide to Parenting
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The 10 Hottest Fashion Pictures of the Week (January 1 – 8)
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JWoWW Classes Up The Cleavage
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Free Cams Bring the Sexy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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LeAnn Rimes Makes Herself Useful
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German Slut Loves to Taste Her Own Pussy Juices
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25 Hottest Female Poker Players of 2012
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AnnaLynne McCord Twitter Nip Slip BEFORE She Realized It
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Nicole Rickie is Looking Fucking Weird
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Shit Latinas Say – VIDEO
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Evan Rachel Wood Isn’t Looking Like a Lesbian Anymore, May Be Engaged
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Courtney Stodden – Attention Whore
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Cameron Russell is On Hot Model
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Jessica Jane Clement is Sex as Always
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When Emu’s Attack – VIDEO
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Rihanna Went to a Lakers Game
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Hottie With Pierced Nipples
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Sophie Monk Boobs In Photo-Shoot Outtakes
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Holiday in Spain With a Lesbian Threesome
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Olivia Munn Photo Shoot – VIDEO
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Long Legged Babe All in White
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Red Carpet Ladies: Fox 2012 All-Star Winter Party
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Amber Gets Sexy on a Web Cam
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Holly Henderson Strips on the Beach
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A Little Bit of Lily Goes a Long Way
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This slut Has One Amazing Tongue
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Christina Milian’s Cleavage
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Guess Who Flashed His Penis at Sister’s Wedding
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Olivia Wilde Unleashes Her Stunning Hotness Once Again
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How about a fun Flight Attendent
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Sky Ferreira is an Up and Coming Popstar and FB Friend and She’s Posting as Madonna
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Snooki TIts Get a Tattoo
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Aly Michalka Shows Off Her Camel Toe In Spandex
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The Hottest Cheerleaders for Each NBA TEam
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LeAnn Rimes May Need A Tetanus Shot After This…
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Freestyle Canoeing
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Machine Gun Prank
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Irina Shayk Is Too Classy For Playboy, So I Guess This Will Do..?
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Courtney Stodden’s Showing Tit in Little clothes Cuz She’s a Whore
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Master Fluter
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Topless Sophie Monk Ready For A Golden Shower
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10 Athletes Who LOve PDA
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Insane Car Surfer
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PICTURES FROM THE stepFORUM
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Julianne Hough’s Bikini
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The Mini Jenner’s in Tight Clothes
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Aly Michalka Cameltoe
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More LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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That Jennifer Nicole Lee Bitch in a THong
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Mayra Veronica’s Ridiculous Ass in Lingerie
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Eva Mendes in a Nude Shoot
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Jessica-Jane Clement Posting Proper
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Joanna Krupa is Fucking Hot in her Place
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This Jennifer Nicole Bitch is Hilarious
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SMUT FROM Today’s smutMEET
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2012

09

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Bikini Picture for Twitter of the Day

I guess this is step one to nude pics or a sex tape the mom has already scripted – like the rest of her life cuz there’s no way she’ll let her fame die…it makes too much money and feeds too many egos…because the Kardashian’s are garbage…but at least this strain of the disease that is them has longer, thinner, better all american genes…a little more fun to watch than her pig half sisters…

Either way, this is going to lead to a very bad place….sit back and enjoy watching…..

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2012

09

Jan

Rita Rusic’s Hot Beach Body of the Day

Old ladies with hot bodies can inspire….to make us believe..they bring us hope that not all the women we end up marrying will end up sloppy and disgusting on the beach when we go on vacation…and that not all the women we end up marry will look humiliating in a bikini and that not all the women we will marry will end up making us lose our sex drive completely cuz even the hot ones fall the fuck apart….before turning to hooker, our secretary, rape, or jerking off to unwholsome shit like our daughter’s 17 year old friends and our family pool party, cuz anything is better than the hell pussy we locked into…if you know what I mean…and that is that I don’t care what plastic surgery went into this…I am just glad it did….

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2012

09

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt is Amazing on the Beach of the Day

Victoria’s Silvstedt may be a high class escort….living as the mistress to a billionaire…but who the fuck cares…does it really fucking matter how a bitch makes a living or whether she sucks midget dick for a dollar….what we need to focus on is that even though she’s 40 and dresses and acts like she’s still in her 20s posing for Playboy for the first time like it was still the 90s…and she was at the peak of her 5 minutes of fame….she’s still all hard bodied….and hot….and that’s coming from me, someone with a deep hatred for this bitch cuz she tried to sue me…not to mention I hate seeing young hot pussy droop and get sloppy…but for some reason it’s all good with this twat…and that reason stems for her not being fat and always willing to get in a bikini….good times…

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2012

09

Jan

LeAnn Rimes Playing It Up in a Bikini of the Day

So jumping up in the air doing spread eagles does some weirdness to a bitch’s ass…weirdness I don’t mind ….but then again so does grabbing some random person’s baby and posing with it…all for the paparazzi to notice her in her bikini with her round ass to strategically used to distract from her botox face and I figure watching a bitch break free from her wholesome beginnings and embrace the whore she always was makes for good times…it was all marketing and now she’s living the good life on the beach…I’d lie to my fans if I was her too…

Here are a bunch of pics…I’m loving her thong inspired bikini bottoms even if I’m not really loving her…or her skeletor looking face…

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2012

09

Jan

Emmy Rossum Naked in Shameless of the Day

Emmy Rossum hates me and that’s ok…I never get along with whores because I always end up calling them out as being whores…and whores hate admitting that in a whole “the truth hurts” kinda shit I live for…I can’t even count how many times I’ve offended some slut by calling her out for being a slut…but if I could remember at least one story it’d probably make this post more interesting….but I figured nudity on primetime cable TV makes it interesting enough cuz it is the future of TV people…I just can’t wait til there’s hardcore porn on NBC daytime……stop being so needy…

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2012

09

Jan

Maria Menounos’ Hot TIght Dress Flirting with Tom Selleck’s Moustache of the Day

Maria Menounos’ pretty tight and amazing body in this tight dress is Greek.

So part of being Greek is being into anal sex because it’s a genetic or cultural right of passage of some shit that I don’t question, I just embrace, because Anal sex is fun for guys with small penis’ who like the smell of shit on their did….even though most greek girls only fuck greek guys….but luckily french girls do it on the first date….

And a more important part of being Greek is being into Moustaches….that’s because some of the best, if not some of the only non hipster / non arab moustaches today are Greek….

That’s probably why her pussy is dripping down her leg for Tom Selleck that legendary Moustache of Hollywood. It must be a real fuck trippy experience for her to be that close to a moustache her dad and uncles used to look at with respect back in the 80s….and luckily she’s doing it in a tight dress.

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