Tennis pussy in a bikini check…
If you can see past her abs and go straight for the wombat hole…
The photo is less queer to masturbate to.
That is my words of wisdom / tip of the day. I know…a modern day Oprah.
Posted in:Caroline Wozniacki|SFW
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2019
07
Nov
Kristen Stewart in Men’s Underwear Cuz She’s Edgy of the Day
Lesbian Identity Crisis Kristen Stewart is the lesbian who is more a caricature or comic book version of a lesbian, than a believable lesbian. These actors don’t know who they are…but they know how to pretend. I trust nothing….not even an asymmetric haircut will fool me…
She has always looked miserable, which makes her lesbianism make sense, but maybe my opinion of lesbians is dated, I am old…or maybe lesbians fucking hate me and always have…because I’ve never met a lesbian who wasn’t angry…all that penis hate can eat a girl up sometimes…
All I know is that she’s GENDER BENDING…which was the term they used when people started going trans, before the past two years when EVERYONE started getting on hormones and cutting off their genitals…you know when girls put on boys underwear to pretend be progressive….or to hide their cocks…and I know a dude who used to make his girl wear little boy underwear and the whole thing was very fucking weird, made me uncomfortable knowing that info, knowing that his girl would comply, and this is a weird shoot that speaks to that weird almost criminal fetish and they should be penalized, but instead it is “Art” and progress in sexuality and gender…and that in and of itself is crazier than…if you know what I mean.
Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW
2019
07
Nov
Creepy Katie Holmes Pantsless for a Magazine of the Day
Do you believer in life after Tom Cruise?
I guess it is nice of him for not decommissioning her…you know selling her for parts to the other scientologist homosexuals to build Stepford Wives of their own with….or even just giving it away, he’s rich and doesn’t need the money…
I am not sure what magazine this is from, but I think it’s a nice reminder that I don’t give a fuck about Katie Holmes. Only once in her career was she hot and it was when she was naked and underwater in that move I’m sure you’ve all seen, and that alone is hard to embrace as being hot…because she was playing dead while naked…I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek….because I am a man…
I did see her in a park filming a movie here in Montreal and she didn’t even connect with my dog…reaffirming she’s a robot fuck…how could a human not even acknowledge a dog right next to her….maybe she was practicing her lines you know actors…so along with thinking she was a soulless cunt, I can tell you first hand that she is zero hot…and when you’re an actor…being zero hot is not a good thing when you try to play the hot chick.
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2019
07
Nov
Selena Gomez Pantless Manic Episode of the Day
Selena Gomez is weirdly fucking medicated, crazy, having a meltdown…maybe it’s a possession from the soul of one of her Kidney donations…I don’t fucking know…
It is just a weird fucking series of content that should have been edited out by her team, but that maybe she’s had a revelation and decided that she must give the people her real self from the comfort of the prison that she calls home…you know since celebrity is prison…
The in and out of rehab Disney Kid who has been broken as fuck all these years…maybe her family is to blame, the Disney Execs, the fact that she was on Barney…in the selling of her to the world….
Basically mentally fucked from a young age, to fucking Bieber when he was underage….to him leaving her for Hailey Baldwin – going so far as marrying the low level influencer and D-List actor daughter with no prenup, just to escape Selena Gomez. She just kept leaching off his Bieber soul….
Maybe this is going to be like a throwback to when LOHAN, this is the second time I mention LOHAN today, I guess she’s just written into my CODE….but a throwback to when she lost her shit, or when Britney lost her shit, the fall of celebrity always fun to watch.
I couldn’t even get through this whole video..but what I did see was a real…”the world is fucking nuts”…what’s wrong with these people, they are so rich..just fucking tap out, but acreage in Montana or Wyoming or some other tax friendly state…and relax….travel the world…get an education…keeping up the act seems so unnecessary…and the general public doesn’t even give a fuck if Selena Gomez disappears…we got our own life to live…we forget celeb deaths a day after we write our own rendition of how they impacted our lives…she can also just work behind scenes…her ego doesn’t allow her to see that no one needs Selena Gomez…or cares about Selena Gomez…her work isn’t that important in the grand scheme of the world…or even the entertainment industry…and the only justification I can come up for this putting herself back out there is that she’s got financial issues and needs to put in work to pay her team…
Maybe a better idea is to keep the social media deleted as it isn’t doing her any favors and she should be out there taking care of her LUPUS…instead of being this mental fucking weirdo…
Craziness is everywhere cuz no one has a real perspective on what is important in life…and I blame Selena Gomez for continuing that trend with all that influence she’s got…
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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW
2019
07
Nov
Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues with Her Attempt at Sexy Fitness Content of the Day
Ashley TIsdale is putting out some awkward and weird workout videos of herself that unfortunately for her can’t be photoshopped into making her look hot…but I guess they have face injections for that…she did have a botched nose job once and doesn’t have any issues trying to make her ugly face hotter by going under the knife…so she sure as hell won’t have issue doing injections all the girls are getting…I mean it’s making ugly girls hot everyday…giving them that porn look…making them all look the fucking same…
I’ve always made fun of Tisdale for not being hot, and it wasn’t just some cyberbully shit that was meanspirited out of bitterness that she wasn’t going to fuck me…as girls like to think any negative feedback stems from…you can’t have an opinion of a girl without it being “are you mad she won’t fuck you”…bitch…of course I’m not mad…girls haven’t been fucking me since the fucking 80s..that shit don’t phase me…I’m giving you my feedback cuz you suck…
Just yesterday some trash on my facebook WHO ADDED me…wrote that she’s tired of a broken heart after a month of posting “dudes are fuckboy memes”…to which I commented “Maybe it’s your fault, you are to blame”…cuz you are responsible for your actions…
Her little entourage of idiots were like “you’re obviously one of the guys she ignores in her inbox who won’t fuck you”….it’s like bitch…she added me and I’ve never communicated with her in her inbox…cuz I don’t give a fuck…I am just giving practical advice….but I am the asshole cuz I said it was her fault she had a broken heart and I am the asshole cuz she won’t fuck me…get a grip millennial idiot…
ANYWAY..
I made fun of Tisdale because they marketed as hot, when she wasn’t hot, I always used her as a body outweighs a face example cuz she was fit, despite not being hot…and I guess she’s back in the gym staying fit…which will go a long way for her…even if the content she produces around it fucking sucks and is totally embarrassing…
Tisdale…still ugly…still lame…but the body is alright…and that’s what matters.
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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW
2019
07
Nov
Charli XCX Big Nips of the Day
Charli XCX got some big nips…
I know most of the world doesn’t know who Charli XCX is, but I don’t think Charli XCX is in on that…her narcissism and positive feedback doesn’t make her think she’s the loser that she is…the haters she plays off as just jealous…her bank account may also validate her as I don’t know what her financial dealings are and she could have a series of multi million dollars deals…I just know she isn’t ver good or interesting or compelling…
I remember when she first started out and was in leotards with her big tits out, using that strategy to get noticed as girls do, not realizing that she should feel like she has imposter syndrome, the now annoying syndrome all these influencers are milking, which basically means they don’t feel they deserver the BLESSED life and success they’ve seen cuz they know in their core that they scammed…the syndrome of people who tricked people into buying into them…and knowing they tricked them..while pretending they deservered it..not a syndrome…that we have to listen to these idiots talk about..
Frankly, I prefer CHARLI XCX approach of just pulling out the tit on live broadcasts from a phone, cuz that’s what we actually care about….even if them nips be BIIIIIG…tea coaster big…it happens.
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Posted in:Charli XCX
2019
07
Nov
Jojo’s Hard Nips of the Day
Jojo barely mattered when she mattered but she’s still out there kicking it, probably making over a million dollars a year being Jojo, the Disney Kid who retired at 19, only to come back at 25, to do whatever it is she’s doing..
In those years she grew fat tits that I don’t know if she had when she was famous her first time around, because I always thought she looked like a little dude, and there were far more interesting Disney Kids to pay attention to, like our girl LINDSAY MOTHERFUCKING LOHAN…the legend of our time…and Jojo was an afterthough
But she’s doing a good job to remind us that her nipples get hard in this pic posted to her IG story that she knew her nipples were hard in…on some Jennifer Aniston in Friend’s strategy…look how good that worked out for her….
They may just be nipples…exactly…they are nipples.
Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque
2019
07
Nov
TIKTOK Video of the Day
I know all you perverts like TIKTOK for the young girls dancing….and for the idea of CHINA using a social network to steal your data like they were Facebook…tracking your every move and listening to your every word like they were SIRI / GOOGLE HOME / ALEXA….because the real threat is in our own backyard…
But TIKTOK…like all things CHINESE are far superior to the USA version…that is probably outsourced and made in CHINA anyway…
Because the American version is just boring idiots trying to be lifestyle instagram influencers or sex workers or snapchap premium girls…photoshopped to shit and selling product NO ONE NEEDS…but idiots buy…
Where TIKTOK is people of all ages just doing funny and silly things, sometimes set to songs, but not photoshopped, and always weird and funny…it is comedic and sometimes brilliant…and I am a fan.
So this kid trolling his granddad is the TIKTOK of the Day…cuz it’s amazing…
2019
07
Nov
Insane Pervert Gets Interrogated – What the Fuck is Wrong with Ya’ll and Other Videos of the Day
2019
07
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
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