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2019

10

Oct

Britney Spears Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears Fat Ass is a nice reminder for all you ladies out there – that beauty is not forever, if anything nature wants to fucking destroy you by 40 cuz your egg count is in the single digits, and they want us dudes to use our sperm on younger and fresher vagina, that tastes better, has less battle wounds, is not jaded and hasn’t given up yet. It’s what nature tells us, we can’t help it, so as you live on past your best before date, your only hope or comfort is knowing that unlike the food in your fridge that is past the expiration rate, you’re not going to be officially trashed, that’ll just happen slowly and quietly…first with your husband, then with all the dudes you try to meet off tinder now that you’re back on the dating scene…

I guess this is also a good lesson in being held captive, girl clearly can’t control her food and fitness, even with a trainer boyfriend, unless she’s heavily policed. A bayou, 600 pound lifer not allowed to live her 600 pound life…..yet…

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2019

10

Oct

Daniela Lopez Osorio Nudity of the Day

Daniela Lopez Osorio Nudity

Daniela Lopez Osorio is some Colombian….coke smuggler….at least that is what I have decided she is because it is more interesting than being some IG model, which is what I assume she is, I’m not going to bother googling her, I figure if she’s a “Legit” model, or actor, or singer it’s all the same shit….and would get in the way of us staring at her tits she wants us to stare at…

Luckily for all these girls – modeling requires no talent – just an ability to not feel like an asshole while posing like an asshole with you tits out..because you’re an asshole with an asshole I’d like to stick my tongue inside to eat whatever she had for dinner the previous night – not because I am into shit – or into her but because I’m like to supporrt girls trying to make it WITH THEIR TITS OUT, the only / best way I know how…I am sure she’s already got a price list for that…enterprising.

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2019

10

Oct

Ema McKie’s Vagina of the Day

You gotta wonder what goes through a girl’s head when she decides that she is ready to do a big vagina reveal on the internet.

I am sure it is bittersweet for the guy who used to try to sext her before she chose this life…because he finally gets to see her cunt…but she’s out here giving it for free to all of us assholes, when he wined and dined her, bought her gifts, etc…

I’d say that once you put your vagina out there like this, you’ve got nothing more to give. The mystery gone or whatever, but the truth is, she can always expand on her art with butthole pics, maybe some insertion, but I assume she’s not there yet. That she’s still subtle and classy, artistic if you will….and that other stuff will be too porny for what she wants….but doesn’t realize we old fucks are from thee 90s and have jerked off to less than a fully exposed pussy.

I assume they do it to get noticed, to put it all out there but the better play is always not showing the pussy – so that dudes who want to see the pussy bring out the dollars…..as of now, there’s no real value to this Ema McKie vagina. It’s free for all…

Dumb strategy for her, great strategy for us cuz I like looking at vaginas, even in black and white!!

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2019

10

Oct

Zendaya Titty Top of the Day

Zendaya Titty Top

Zendaya who has re-invented herself from the Disney kid who was on the same Disney show as Bella Thorne.

Unlike Bella Thorne, she seemingly remaining a celebrity with a strategy to release content that she looks good in….

Where as Bella does this contrived attempt to be overly real, like some Youtuber, who even hangs with youtubers to find that dumb young audience who buys into that shit, to get in on some of that money, when it is just a contrived attempt…shit, I’m talking about Bella Thorne…when this is Zendaya…I guess that’s just how vile Bella Thorne is, like a cancer permeating popculture, you can’t fight it off….only instead of cancer killing you off, this one talks incessantly about her sex, her herpes scars, her rash, her anything in a fun and outrageous way….while half naked….you know like some kind of annoying internet pitchman

While Zendaya does her hot work in acting roles, or media coverage as they are supposed to….

What I am saying is that Zendaya is not as annoying as Bella Thorne….

None of these people have souls…

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2019

10

Oct

Bebe Rexha Titty Shake of the Day

Bebe Rexha a recent contrived fat popstar who exists on the radio and other places that lame fucking assholes source out new shitty top 40 tunes.

I have accidentally seen clips of her doing her fat girl performance at some event. I don’t remember what the event was, but the fat awkward dancing made me automatically assume the behind the scenes fat girl had a midlife crisis cuz she’s old, and figured it was now or never for her starlet dreams, because she had been working behind the scenes writing for actual talent all these years, cuz actual talent are more a front, and they need teams to get their hit songs out there….so with her connections and track record insisted on a record deal….because the songs she writes are hers, giving them to other idiots breaks her soul, and performing is her true love…or some shit…

I almost get it, like if I was a ghostwriter on a movie or TV show, getting paid for it is great, but watching others get credit and paid more on your work is shit. Maybe, I’d want the world to praise me through blowjobs, and by world I mean hot girls looking to get on the TV show, I mean if I was some fat girl who felt it was important to get praise because I personally would love being behind the scenes and getting paid off the backs of actual marketable people…but that’s me…I got nothing to prove….

But I think her career was more from the top down. Her label partners who hired her to write songs was like “we need diversity, we need fat, we need ethnic, we have that Albanian chick who writes us hits, let’s hose her down like the elephant in the room that she is and make hollywood magic with her”….

I guess this is that magic…that’s not very impressive…but magic rarely is.

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2019

10

Oct

Bella Hadid Nose Job Turns 10 of the Day

It was Bella Hadid’s 23 birthday, but her nose / new face is only about 10 years old or maybe less, which I guess makes her appealing to the fairweather pervert who doesn’t like actual underage things, that is illegal, but rather likes girls who rebuilt themselves with things that aren’t that old..

I have no idea what is real or fake on this clown looking rich kid that asked her narcissistic dad for a model career on her bday 5 years ago, despite not being worthy of any model career because she’s fucking ugly, even after the overhaul, reminding us that money really can buy you anything….and that the general public will buy anything the media tells them too. Even ugly girls as models..

As lame as she is, the above outfit is great, I guess being on the forefront of th fashion industry gets her access to weird fetish gear that her big tits can hang out of, which is more what I’d expect her to be producing, you know shameless porn – but instead she’s considered a top model. It seems so backwards…


Bella Hadid Nose Job
Bella Hadid Nose Job

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2019

10

Oct

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage for Elle of the Day

Here’s a reminder that Scarlett Johansson is overrated and not very hot. Not to mention any and all of her acting roles were the fucking same. If anyone tells you acting requires any talent or skill. All it requires is an egotistical asshole to believe in themselves, like they are actually acting, and basically shoving that down other people’s throats, like producers and casting agents used to do to her back when they decided to start the marketing lie that she’s some talent or some babe.

Keep in mind that this has nothing to do with her terrifying back tattoo…that I only found out about the other week.

This is all based on years of watching her suck but get hype for sucking…because the industry are fucking liars..

The headline or angle the public relations team is spreading out there is that Scarlett Johansson Is ‘Fulfilled’ With Fiance Colin Jost…

Of course she’s fulfilled, she’s scammed th fucking system all these years, how could she want more when she’s got way more than she deserves…oh right, cunts don’t realize what they have and think they deserve all they have…not once have I heard a woman say she got lucky…it’s always about how great she is at whatever she does…and that’s silly.

Old Lady trying to be hot…

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson|SFW

2019

10

Oct

Kristen Bell in Women’s Health of the Day

I don’t know why brands have decided that Kristen Bell is the most relatable celebrity mom out there. But this girl is getting campaign after campaign from brands. Obviously related to the revival or reboot of Veronica Mars, a show we can assume the media buyers and marketing people grew up on, or that the marketing people were swindled into thinking was an important thing, because they are fame whores and crave working with celebs, while spending their time sucking AGENT dick, because they want more access to that exclusive Hollywood, and are capable of buying it with brand money so why not..

Either way, we see a lot of Kristen Bell now. From brand shit, to media shit, like this Women’s Health shit, where she acts like she’s fit and not just a BOTOX face basking in the glory of the past, reliving that Hollywood relevance, all with her lame husband, who is totally unfunny by her side…

With every magazine article comes a press release where the magazine tries to highlight the key of the article to get sourced by anyone who posts it. It’s an old school take on original content / exclusive insight, that bores me.

But it’s funny to see how they try to spin boring into interesting…

This one “Kristen Bell addresses her mental health, ‘the shame that prevents’ people from opening up”….with and “I immediately felt irresponsible, because I do care about depression not being taboo, yet I present this bubbly, outgoing girl who seemingly gets through life with a smile on her face”

Shut the fuck up…

Then there is: “Reveals the Biggest Lesson She Learned From Dax Shepard’s Alcoholism Recovery”

Dude drank for 3 weeks and is an “alcoholic” he’s been sober a decade or more and I’ve heard him talk his drunk stories, that were beyond normal drunk stories and I just thought these LA assholes are so fucking insular…they don’t know real alcoholism or what real drinking does to ruin lives….and now we need to know what Kristen Bell Learned from his non alcoholism…fuck off..

I’m mad now, so I’ll move onto the next. I can’t believe millions of people live such pathetic lives that they follow this shit…….seriously…

Oh and she’s not hot…she’s an old bitch…don’t believe the photoshoot – I hate all of this.

Posted in:Kristen Bell|SFW

2019

10

Oct

How IRAN Shows Female Track and Other Videos of the Day

Fake Ass Russian Kardashian

Brawl

Singer Hit with Collapsing Stage – Why Can’t it be Katy perry

Workplace Can’t Handle the Load

Google Maps Bunny

Just a Dude vs a Trai

Angry Tree

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

10

Oct

Morning Hangover DUMp of the Day

The funny thing about slutty content, like instagram content on TikTok, is that TikTok’s audience is like 12 year olds, and the second the instagram sluts realize that TikTok is the easiest site to grow a following, they’re going to all bombard that shit….to produce their slutty instagram content there, so kids who are just learning to jerk off will hav something besides their mom’s panties to jerk off to, while the Instagram models are out there producing smut for underage kids, that I hope comes with some fucking consequences…let’s make these sugar baby sex workers who think they are models pay fr their sex offense crimes of making the world a far too slutty place…not that I am against slutty, I just don’t like when it’s everywhere so that I can’t expose it, cuz it’s common practice….

There was a time when leaking nudes could ruin a bitch, now it’s what they want but only if you include a link to their patreon!

Here are some links in the mornin’

Brake TESTs are Hilarious to Watch….
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White Dreads Does a Topless protest Dance and It’s What You’d Expect
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NBC News Woman’s Son Tries to Grab Her Tit on AIR
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Gwen Stefani in a Magazine..
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Gwyneth paltrow is garbage..
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Inside a 195 Million Dollar Mansion
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Shoplifter of the Day
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Firemen Don’t Do Their Job Right…
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Dude Laughing During pedicure
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Why Airlines Go Bankrupt
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Young Dude Rallying his Team
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Crazy Kidnapping prank
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Woman Fakes a Police Takedown
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Amazing Extracts of Amazing Herbs that Will Make You Feel AMazing and That are Totally Legal
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