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2009

29

May

Katie Price Does a Fashion Show of the Day

Katie Price is out whoring something. Whether it’s a new product line, her tits, her vagina, herself, it really doesn’t matter, because whatever it is, it works and she makes more money than me, looks better in a bikini than me and is in the process of getting a divorce from the poofter she married, because I guess life with a homosexual is fun when it comes down to shopping, getting their hair did and talking about boys, but not when it comes to getting your gaping whore pussy eaten out.

Posted in:Bikini|Jordan|Katie Price

2009

29

May

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I posted on the stepFORUM for a first time in a long fucking time because I am busy balancing alcholism, creeping out girls, and updating the site, and it was a glorious experience, so glorious that I had to celebrate by going to a local bar, befriending the owner and drinking for free until 5 in the morning. Unfortunately, the owner wasn’t a big breasted whore suckin’ my dick, but maybe I’ll find one of those on the stepFORUM and you can too.

Sidenote, I did not just get a boner at McDonald’s while watching soap operas with no sound.

Register to See Everything and Get Involved!
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———Celebs———

Charlize Theron looks amazing in this James White PS
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Daisy Lowe (Gavin Rossdale’s daughter) in GQ magazine
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Gwyneth Paltrow “View From The Top” Promo Stills
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Pixie Lott in various outfits
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Dita Von Teese in Vegas Magazine
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Shawn Johnson and her legs @ Nascar Sprint Cup Series
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Emma Rigby leaving BBC Radio One in London
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Emma Watson bra-slip and jeans
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Alessandra Ambrosio – At Fernanda Motta’s birthday celebration
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Landi Swanepoel – Lingerie Photoshoot
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Katy Perry – in Tokyo to promoting
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Rose McGowan in red dress leaving salon
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Gabrielle Union in an Unknown Photoshoot
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Delicious Gail O’Grady @ an unknown CW event
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———Random——–

I bet you’ll feel like a turd after watching this! (must see video)
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Yeeaahhhh! Bus Crash Aaagghhh! (video)
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Hot Scene Chicks posted by Jo (some NSFW)
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Some Real Girls (NSFW)
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Girls Kissing (some NSFW)
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Offensive Joke of the Day
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Dude kills it on the keyboard… (video)
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I am Stalking this chick cuz she’s hot
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Today’s Random Link – CLICK IT!
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———E-books———

What’s Wrong With Me
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Anne Rice – The Vampire Chronicles 1-10
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Wolverine!
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Evil Dead Comics 1-4
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Nora Roberts Collection
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Cultivating Edible And Hallucinogenic Mushrooms
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———Sleaziness———

Max’s Random Sluts
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Naughty Office Vol 8
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Gorgeous Backsides!s
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Sativa Rose – Huge facial
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Shhhh… if you don’t tell anyone i’ll let you see my nudes
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Mo Money, Mo Money, Mo Money SHOTS!
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First Time Auditions: Evah
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Some Young and Boobilicious
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Velicity Von – Evil Anal 9
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Amazing self shot amateurs
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Flower Tucci – Anal Authority
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Love Gisele
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Thelma “Large Beautiful Melons”
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Caroline Pierce – Fucking Machines
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

29

May

Shauna Sand in Some More Bikini Pics of the Day

I am pretty sure I see Shauna Sand’s asshole in that picture but I am not sure. If it is her asshole we should get excited because assholes are amazing and asshole slips are pretty fuckin’ rare since you have to be on all fours and in a thong to make that shit happen…

Either way she’s keepin’ it real with her plastic shoes and a male prostitute who not only eats her crusty cunt, but also carries purses and gives massages. Enjoy.

Posted in:Bikini|Shuana Sand

2009

29

May

stepMUSIC Minute Featuring Travis Barker of the Day

I am fucking hungover and falling asleep on the computer. My life is shittier than it’s been for a while and I feel like I’ve survived a fuckin’ plane crash but not in a good way, in a painful, burnt mess way. So I figured it’d only be fitting to give you a Travis Barker remix of Eminem’s 3 am to get all you suburban white people excited. It’s like Blink 182 and Emimem at the same fuckin’ time, this is a 1999 wet dream…..

Posted in:stepMUSIC

2009

29

May

Ronnie Wood’s Girlfriend Almost has an Upskirt of the Day

Here’s a really shitty post.

Posted in:Mailorder|Ronnie Wood|Upskirt

2009

29

May

Playboy is Desperate for Money of the Day


I guess Playboy is struggling and in efforts to keep their advertisers coming back – they decided to get two of their hookers to eat a Quiznos sub erotically in their lingerie. I guess they are hoping the power of media will make people who watch it, get hungry and run out to the closest Quiznos to re-enact this performance on their desk at work, until the boss has to fire them, because men in women’s lingerie, sucking off a sandwich is inappropriate office behavior.

The whole thing is shameless, obvious and I am posting it because some of you like to jerk off to women and food, when I try to avoid that shit, because food is what killed my wife or at least her sex appeal.

Posted in:Desperate|Playboy

2009

29

May

Lisa Rinna Demonstrates How She Launched her Career of the Day

Lisa Rinna is on a book tour to promote her new book called “Use My Face Lips Like They Were My Vagina Lips” and it’s about how she got and maintained a career in Hollywood.

Here she is reading a chapter on technique that has proven to really work for her and can’t help but acting it out for the 3 perverts who happened to already be in the store when she got up to speak.

Posted in:Blowjob|Lisa Rinna|Tits

2009

29

May

Amy Winehouse Rocks the Interracial Relationship in a Bra of the Day

The problem with this Amy Winehouse relationship with a black man is that you can’t tell if motherfucker is gold diggin’, you know trying to live the Good Life like he was Kanye West, by riding off this bitch’s success, or whether he’s just getting up in that because she’s white, you know because black dudes will fuck the most disgusting white girl. Not that Amy Winehouse is really pure white, I hear she’s rotting from the inside and has a black pussy that matches her soulful black voice. I actually did hear that, but definitely assume that and it’s all part of the reason why I masturbate to her pictures….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Beach|Bra|IRC

2009

29

May

Beth Ditto Flashes Her Disgusting Body of the Day

The beauty of fat chicks is that their is no beauty of fat chicks. They are pigs and no matter how hard they try to cover shit up, they still have to struggle when getting off the couch, or out of cars, or trying to put on socks in the morning after you reached a new low and brought one of them home with you one night to fuck.

They are slobs and they are messes and you know their pussy stinks no matter how hard they try to wash, not only is it too hard to reach their shit to clean it but the warm swampy climate in their pants just always wins….

Posted in:Beth Ditto|Fat

2009

29

May

Kayden Kross Will Marry Me of the Day

I am gonna keep this short and sweet. Kayden Kross is not only a pornstar, but also an amazing girl. Possibly my dream girl. I hit her up and said I’d make her win this contest if she would marry me. She agreed.

So all I need is 10,000 people to vote for her, yesterday’s attempt was miserable at beast and I’m starting to think you don’t like me.

I slave for you all day and it really is the least you can do for all the shitty work I do for you.

This is my future we’re talking about. I just need you to get off your lazy, apathetic kick, click the link and vote for Kayden Kross.

Notice in the pictures she took for me that she’s standing next to the Laundry machines and a vacuum cleaner. Shit’s on. She’s ready to take care of me.

All I need is to have her win. So Please Vote….


Seriously, Please, Vote for Kayden Kross It Will Take You a Minute and Make Me a Better Person and By Better Person I Mean I’ll Finally Get to Have Sex with a Pornstar With My Miserable Dick.
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Posted in:Kayden Kross|Wedding

2009

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

In trying to push the boundaries of creepy on the internet – this is my new facebook message I sent to girls I don’t know. It makes me laugh. Let’s see if it gets me a date:

we should go on a date when your boyfriend mysteriously “disappears” next week

Love

Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

In trying to push the boundaries of offending people, it turns out doing an RIP Motherfucker for Mike Tyson’s baby was going too far. I even had the black baby hanging from the treadmill noose header picture, but couldn’t bring my heart to do it, because Mike Tyson scares me and I’m sure he’s upset about the shit. I was going to say how I don’t remember being 4, so his kid probably didn’t even realize it was alive and that dying at 4 is like a delayed abortion. I was also going to say that everyone wanted Tyson to burn in hell when he got charged with rape and when he got charged with beating up his cunt wife like she deserved to be beat cuz she was all high maintenace and got in his face and shit and now he probably is. So you are a bunch of fuckin’ murderes for wishing ill on a misunderstood, mistreated bi-polar person.

In trying to turn off my computer for the night so I can go get beat up at bars by strangers again because I’m a loud mouth and annoying, here’s my steplinks for the day. Click them but before you do…..

Help Me Get Married To a Pornstar By Voting for Kayden Kross and Her Ass
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Here are the rest of ‘em….

Well This Britney Spears Story Pretty Much Made Me Puke
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Luigi Finally Snapped
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Hot Models With Vampire Fetishes
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Your Business Card Sucks
(This Guy is Such a Cunt Its Amazing)
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Jennifer Hawkins Makes Good Lingerie Even Better
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Would Totally Throw It In Diane Keaton
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Kitty Wants to Cry
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How To Survive in Prison
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Beer Opener App is Pointless and Amazing at the Same Time
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The Life of the Party?
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Striptease of the Day
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SO Drug Dealers Accept Amex Now, Do They?
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Danny Masterson Has the Best Fiancee Ever
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Jodie Marsh is a Body Builder Now or Some Shit
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Abby Titmuss Bikini Top
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Katherine McPhee Made a HaHa
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Kendra Wilkinson is a Hot Mess
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Tom Sizemore Got Arrested AGAIN Because He is a Mess and It Is Amazing
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Gabrielle Union Gallery
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Elana Grimaldi Could Sell a Baker a Loaf of Bread
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Scooter Cop Bails – VIDEO
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Susan Boyle Almost Had to Lay the Smackdown
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Petty Loves Roses and Hard Core Sex
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Angel Dark Strips Down on the Stairs
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Proof You Should Use Condoms
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The Lovely Cody Lane
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If This Shit Goes Down, Somebody is Getting Fired
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AHHHHH VIDA GUERRA
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Great Tits, Great Ass. Just Plain Great
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Some Homo is Suing Chris Brown
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashley Tisdale is Actually Lookin Kind of Hot
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No Boys and No Toys, Just Lesbian Sex
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Tera Patrick is a Sucker
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Haylie Duff Got Her Chin and Nose Fixed
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Joan Rivers is a Cranky Old Bitch
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Beauty Bowling
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Prime Beef Curtain
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Rhianna WILL Be Testifying Against Chris Brown
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Amazing Redhead
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Most Talented Street Drummer Ever
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Diary of an NYC Drug Dealer
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Get Your Slut Fixed Here
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BONUS –

NAKED BUSTY GIRL EATING ICE CREAM ON THE BEACH….
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ANOTHER BONUS –

Seriously Vote for Kayden Kross It Will Make Me a Better Person and By Better Person I Mean I’ll Finally Get to Fuck a Pornstar With My Miserable Dick.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

28

May

Kim Kardashian and Her Bikini Top at an Event of the Day

You’d think a bitch who has the balls to make a fucking workout DVD wouldn’t be ashamed to take her fucking sarong or whatever the fuck those ass covering devices for insecure girls at the beach are called.

I know if I am obnoxious enough to claim I am good enough at something to have an instructional video for the shit, I’m going to put my money where my fuckin’ mouth is, to try to show the world that I am not some money grubbing hack who attaches my name on anything that sells, especially if it is DVDs of me in compromising positions that show off my big ass for black guys to use as fetish porn instead of for the marketed purpose of the shit.

I guess I shouldn’t hate Kardashian for providing a service to dudes, because in writing this post, I realize that no one is going to buy her workout DVD to workout to, this is strictly a PG porn project and that’s work worth recognizing, despite the fact that her look’s not my thing, but her attitude in exploiting herself should be every girl’s thing.

Posted in:Bikini Top|Kim Kardashian

2009

28

May

Mandy Moore’s Got a New Album of the Day

If the way a girl sings is representative of how they fuck, Mandy Moore brings the fucking boring. Is this even fucking music. I can’t dance to the shit and god fucking knows I love dancing. This shit doesn’t even make me want to cry or feel sadness or loss or any fucking emotion that music can sometimes bring up in me, it just sounds like something I’d unwillingly fall asleep to while driving down the fuckin’ freeway causing me to drive off the fuckin overpass only to wake up mid-air to experience the horriible crash where I don’t die on contact but live long enough to hear the blood pouring out of my painful wounds drown out this fucking shitty song before dying a horrible death.

Fuck you Mandy Moore and your singing career.

Here’s Another boring video of her Performing

And a boring video of Soundcheck at the same event…

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Posted in:Mandy Moore|Singing

2009

28

May

Kristin Cavallari is a Racist in Shorts of the Day

I always knew Kristin Cavallari was a fucking racist, but I just can’t believe she’d generalize that all Mexican’s are drunks and jacked on Tequila who can’t support their families because they are lazy and unmotivated drunks jacked on Tequila. It offends me that her statement implies that we Mexicans are just illegal immigrants or second rate citizens who don’t belong in her country, unless we’re doing her fucking yard work to make enough money to buy ourselves fuckin’ Tequila instead of paying our rent for our shanty or saving for our kid’s college education.

This kind of ignorance makes me sick, but not as sick as the 8 shots of Tequila I did last night instead of working or spending time with my family did. Sure, I was a fucking pirate for a few hours, but now, I am officially dead.

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Racist

2009

28

May

Hefner Takes His Prostitutes to a Lakers Game of the Day

Hugh Hefner treats his whores pretty fucking well. He takes them to events and gives them careers and pays them huge money. He probably has benefits and pension plans and the only thing shitty in the whole thing is that they have to fuck an 85 year old who in reality is a trophy for their kind, because he pretty much invented fake blonde hair and fake tits, and has a lot more money and power than the scummy blue collar dudes they used to fuck back home after work at the local chicken joint.

When I get whores, I just cum on their faces for an extra 5 dollars, if I am not making them lick my bleeding hemorrhoid asshole, to test if they are desperate enough….

I guess we all can’t be as classy as me.

Posted in:Hugh Hefner|Lakers|Playboy