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2009

03

Jul

Girls Please Learn from this Dude of the Day

I hate the fact that everytime someone loses their shit and strip naked, whether it is a homeless person, a drunk or high person, or someone totally mentally unstable they always have a fuckin’ dick. It was a dude who I once say naked on a pool table with a pool cue in his ass, it was a dude I saw on the side of the street high on MDMA jerking his dick, it was a dude who I say passed out naked on a park bench covered in what looked like chocolate syrup, and it is NEVER fuckin’ girls. No matter how insane a bitch is, no matter how fucked up and high she is, I have never seen a girl voluntarily throw off her clothes, it’s always taken negotiations on my part to get a little pussy flash, and I’d love if just once, while sitting on a bus, on a fuckin’ plane, on a fuckin’ train or even in a fuckin’ horsedrawn carriage, a chick would start stripping and screaming and running back and fuckin’ forth, pussy and tits out in the motherfuckin open like this dude who did it on some United Airways flight….who got restrained by two off duty cops, who I hear thought this was the high point of their careers….who later got arrested, but Ladies, do not let that stop you!!! Please.

Posted in:Crazy Man|Naked|Plane

2009

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still recovering cuz I am a pussy, speaking off pussy, send me pictures of yours to win a chance to be eaten out by me. It’s not really a prize for you, but it is to me.

Here are my stepLINKS

Because Thursday Isn’t Friday and You Need Something Prevent Your Own Suicide
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Mischa Barton is the Government Check Version of LoHan
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Remember When Michael Jackson Sang Lisa Happy Birthday
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Janet Jackson’s Sluttiest Pics
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Sex From 1-2-3
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Bikini Girls Shake
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FUCK OF TRAFFIC!!!
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This Whole 70’s Thing From the Runaways Has Got Me Wanting to Bang Kristen Stewart
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White Trash Weddings – A Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Power Babe Talks Renting Movies
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Striptease of the Day
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Hey Julianne Moore, I Think You Need Some Fuckng Sun
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Bubbles Where Are You Now
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Denise Richards Bikini Camel Toe
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Rihanna Will You Marry Me?
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Hayden Panty-Airs Looks More Like a Troll Everyday
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Nicky Hilton Stops For Gas
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uper Models Pose with Rock Stars
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I Don’t Want to be An Asshole or Anything, But Man Jessica Simpson Has Got to Lose Some Weight
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Birthday Stripdown
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Sticky, Sticky Road
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Nasty Blonde Bottle Fuck
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Get Sex the Only Way a Virgin Like You Can
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Raven Alexis Says Vi
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Holy Fuck is This The Week of Death, or What?
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Coffee Cup Drum Kit
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How About Some Antique Porn
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The “Big One” May Do Playboy
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Sarah Harding Short Shorts
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Pamela, Alicia and Kiwi Share a Cock
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Meet Emelie
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Anyone Wanna Bang Ashley Tisdale
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Venus is Sexy and From the Ukraine
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To Lindsay Lohan, On Your Birthday
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Sasha Fierce Wants You to Look Like a Cheap Trick this Fall
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Who Doesn’t Love Puppets?
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Who’s Going to the Donkey Show
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Spew Spinner 5000
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Big Asses Make Life Worth Living
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Michael Jackson’s Funeral Wil Be at the Staples Center? WTF?!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

02

Jul

Some Rap Video With Girls in Lingerie of the Day

I like rap videos when they get girls in their lingerie and shake their asses, even if their asses aren’t prime fuckin’ quality, I mean what would you expect from a bunch of guys no one has ever heard of with limited budget for whores. I’m not picky, I spend most of my time in bootleg stripclubs, you know the ones struggling to stay alive, that offer cheap drinks and cheap women, so I’m down with this shit.

Posted in:Dougie D|strippers

2009

02

Jul

Maria Del Alamo and Gary Dourdan and the Beach of the Day

This girl’s face may be a little bullshit and I’m not just saying that becuase there’s some brown motherfuckin shit all up on it, I am saying that because she’s got the kind of nose that makes you think you’re jerking off to a caricature you bought on the boardwalk, but whatever the fuck is goin on with her body is pretty fuckin’ alright by me.

Her name is Maria, she’s trying to remind us of some new age West Side Story, when really all she is is the dude from CSI’s drug connect frontin as his love interest, because it makes things less suspect. I’m onto you, when really I’d just want to be cumming on you. Word.

Posted in:Beach|Gary Dourdan|Maria Del Alamo

2009

02

Jul

Anne Hathaway Doin’ Some Homely Shit of the Day

Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway on her downtime lookin like she’s fuckin’ homeless and the only thing hot about that is trying to imagine if she’s allowed the rest of her to fade as much as her hair and face, because if she has, that pussy probably smells like some kind of wonderful, if some kind of wonderful to you is the smell of roadkill.

I once went to Shakepeare in the park and got escorted out by security even though it was a free show, I think it had something to do with me masturbating over my pants…

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Tits

2009

02

Jul

Elizabeth Berkley’s Menopause Ass of the Day

There was a time when Elizabeth Berkley was the hottest shit, you know a little Saved by the Bell Saturday morning jerk off session. There was a time she was getting naked and givin lap dances in movies and now she’s just menopausal. I guess that is the circle of life or someshit, but I’m no philosopher so I could be wrong.

Posted in:Ass|Elizabeth Berkley

2009

02

Jul

Jayde Nicole’s Playboy Cleavage of the Day

Jayde Nicole is from Canada, she’s also a fake titty whore who was Playmate of the year at one point in her career, making her really live up to the cheesy Ed Hardy wearing 9 to 5 millionaire her poor ass wanted to be, back when she lived with her single mother who worked at a diner, suckin’ dick on the side to get by, only to turn around and teach her daughter what is really important in life by encouraging her to be a high class escort because the perks that come with that mean a good life, and really these poor wallet fuckers are proud of where they are right now.

I’ve seen her in person once or twice and she looks like a little worthless slag and I am sure if she was in a bar next to you, you’d only look twice because of the cleavage, she’s one of those thinks she’s better lookin than she is kinda girl, which always gets in the way of me getting them masturbating on video because they think they are too good for me, but they aren’t too good for Playboy, that shit’s like the Holy Grail to them. Word.

Posted in:cleavage|Jayde Nicole|Playboy

2009

02

Jul

Hayden Panettiere in a Shit Taking Stance of the Day

After last night, I am not only surprised that I am alive, but I am also surprised that it isn’t the weekend yet and that I have to fuckin’ post on the site, probably the last thing I want to do, but the only thing I got goin for me, which makes it all more depressing for me.

Here are some pictures of Hayden that look like she’s taking a shit, because you know to get a ripped body like hers she’s eating all kinds of protein 8 times a day probably leading to many shits a day, the kind that throw you off your feet and make you wonder how such a horrible smell came out of such a small body, because I feel like shit.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Tits

2009

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is still Canada Day and I have been drinking on the street amongst people dressed in khakis with hikini boots and it is weird. I don’t understand why people are chanting “Canada” outside my window, but I am pretty embarrassed by this whole display. All I see is red and white every where and if I wasn’t drunk, I would have thought I died and went to hell, and I guess maybe I have, after that Farrah Fawcett post. It’s pretty much the same feeling I had when I had my first herpes outbreak….

Here are my links, because I have no idea when I’ll be back online, or if I’ll even come out of this alive…..but if I do you can expect some better things from me, because with a new Canada Day comes new beginnings and I’m ready for the slow and steady takeover, I just haven’t figured out what I’m taking over, but I think I’ll start with Canada.

Alcohol, I hate when you embarrass me like this….actually I don’t mind it at all….let me have more of you…

Because If You Are Anything Like Me You Hate Your Life
And Tits Are The Only Thing That Makes It Worth Living
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Just in Time For Lunch/Dinner/Whatever Meal You Happen to BE Eating Right NOw
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Parent’s Just Don’t Understand
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The 50 Hottest American Woman
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Teens, Lawyers and Consensual Sex
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Stephanie Pratt Bikini Candids Aren’t Candids At All
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College Questions Anyone?
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Stephen King Remembers Michael Jackson
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Things That Best Friends HAVE to Do
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Exotic Island Cutie Rants About Mariah Carey!
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striptease of the Day
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How About a Squirrel Eating a Lemon
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Gwenyth Paltrow Hates America Part 32
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Beyonce is Lookin’ Good But WTF Is Up With Those Shoes?
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I Thought Charlotte Ronson and Lohan Hated Each Other?
Oh and Charlotte’s Top is See Through!
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Katy Perry Ruins a Perfectly Good Cover of a Magazine
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Taylor Swift is Bangable. Yeah, What? I Said It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michael Jackson’s Will Actually Made Sense
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Fuck You Taco Bell
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The Best Parkour is From Brazil
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Meet Gemma Massey
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This World of Warcraft Virgin Needs to Calm the Fuck Down
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Lesbians Get Down
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Now Courtney Love Wants to Get Fat Again
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Mackenzie Lee is Tight and Hot
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Ksenia Sobchak does Russian Maxim
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What NOT to Do On a Plane
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Danille Lloyd Bikini Pics
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Dita Von Tease is Topless But Covered
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Big Tits and a Love For Self-Shots
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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Cheryl Cole and Her tits Sign Autographs
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Kelly, Rebecca and Julie Get It On X 3
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Super Model Freaks the Fuck Out Over Plastic Surgery
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Slow Motion Breakdance
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That’s Not a Happy Meal….
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Neverland is Not Gracelan – No Public Viewing of Michael Jackson
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Now That’s a Mighty Fine Ass
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Reporter Punches Drunk Heckler
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6 Things You Didn’t Know About The Bruno Movie (Spoilers)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

01

Jul

Some MTV Chick Named Coral and Her Tits of the Day

Here’s some MTV Real World shit that’s not so real world, but is more like fabricated world for the masses, a seemingly real world setting used to market and sell products to the youth, but you don’t care about that Sum 41, fake punk swagger, you care about tits, and the good news is that this chick Coral is doing take after take of titty play that is worth watching if you like seeing girls play with their tits.

Posted in:Coral|MTV Real World|Tits

2009

01

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Got Her Hair Done for her Birthday of the Day

Lindsay Lohan got a haircut and that disappoints me. Everyone says she’s a drug addict, but real drug addicts don’t care about their appearance, they are too busy trying to get drugs to maintain their shit, you know they are the kind of people who only shave their pussies or shower for the sake of getting money to buy more drugs…

Either way, I’m still waiting for my Lohan birthday invitation. I assume she’s too busy getting her hair done to return my calls. Maybe I’ll just have to stalk call her night and fuckin’ day.

Here’s everyone’s favorite lesbian Lohan doin’ her thing…we just haven’t figured out what that thing is…but we have figured out we want to see her naked all the time….

Posted in:Haircut|Lindsay Lohan

2009

01

Jul

Jordan Katie Price Riding a Horse of the Day

If you’re wondering why Jordan’s riding her horse, it’s because now that she’s single, and not with a gay dude, she likes to hang around things that can fill her weathered pussy. You know to get to this level of whore, you have to do many fuckin thing, a lot of those leading to your vagina turning into something with garbage bag elasticity….

Posted in:Horse|Jordan|Katie Price

2009

01

Jul

Last Chance to Jerk Off the Farrah Fawcett of the Day

This may be the last chance to get off to Farrah Fawcett because she’s gonna be burried by the end of the day and that whole digging up corpses shit is frowned upon…

This post is not my proudest moment, I just thought the joke was too good to pass up. I guess that makes me a sick motherfucker, but not as sick as Farrah Fawcett was, because I haven’t died from it yet and she has.

If you don’t like this post, you can blame Farrah Fawcett for dying on us, because that’s really the only reason she’s havin a funeral, or you can blame the other celebs for not getting naked, in a bikini or flashin’ pussy, forcing me to write death erotica….

Posted in:Farrah Fawcett|Funeral

2009

01

Jul

Beyonce Gets Wet Like The Fat Chick She Is of the Day

Nothing says “I’m a fat chick who hates my body” like going to the waterpark in a pair of shorts and a T-Shirt. I don’t really know what the fuck Beyonce is doin’ in the water with all her clothes on, but I know the story didn’t end the way I wanted it to and she didn’t get eaten by a shark, I guess she wasn’t on her period.

I am hungover again. Not sure why I do this to myself, but I always seem to manage to.


Posted in:Beyonce|Fat|Wet

2009

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Canadian 4th of July tomorrow and it is probably a lot less interesting than eating tons of junk food and shooting your guns, but I am going to get drunk anyway. That’s all I have to say about that…

I am pretty angry right now, we’ll talk about it later….Remember I love you….

Get Yourself Fucked, Figuratively Speaking
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Orit Fux is Isreal’s Biggest Whore
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Lego Arcade!!
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TEXT
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Paris, Nicole and the Olsens…And a Whole Bunch of PUKE
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I’d Bang Autumn Reeser, No Doubt
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This Twilight With Cheeseburgers Thing is Hilarious, So Here Is It In Case You Missed It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mariah CArey is Kinda Gross
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Joanna Taylor Looks Like She Wants my Penis In Her
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Cute Sexy Girl Gets A Haircut! Pt. 13 – Celebrity Talk!
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Striptease of the Day
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Jo Jackson is Really Upset About His Son’s Death
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This Michael Jackson Thing is Going to Be the Paternity Test to End All Paternity Tests
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Bai Ling’s Nipples Take the Day Off
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Seriously, Jodie Marsh Makes Me Want to Puke
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Check Out These Awesome Photoshopped Pics of Madonna
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I Don’t Care How Rhianna Looks, I’d Still Bang Her
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How To Suck A Lollipop By Kim Kardashian At The Sugar Factory
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There’s a Camel Toe in the Middle of the Rainbow
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Bikini Race! Yaooow!!
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They Call That Instant Karma
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Shyla’s Big Old Tits
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alison Makes Cars Look Sexy
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I Don’t Know Who is Sexier, Lego Wino or Her Hot Creator
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Jana And Georgia…
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Who is Kate Upton and Why Isn’t My Penis In Her?
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Natasha Mealey Lingerie
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30DDs holy fuck!!
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Shower Time
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Cheryle Cole Takes Her Sexy Legs For a Walk
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Brianna Frost is a Bas Bunny
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How to: Drop Your Husband and Almost Kill Him
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The Shannon Twins are Playmates
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No One Ever Suspects the Nigerian Scammers Will Use Puppies
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Obama Had the Tranny’s Over for Supper
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Dinner Time
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Some Big French Tits…
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Posted in:stepLINKS