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2012

04

Apr

Coco’s Ridiculous Ass in a Thong of the Day

Coco proves that ridiculous is not always a good thing…sometimes it is annoying, awkward, weird, disgusting, vile, fat, sloppy, clown-like, but there’s something very important to learn from her and that is that if you’re willing to show off your fat ass, people will not only watch you do it, but one may be a celebrity who gives you the good life, pretending your whoring is love…..reminding you that if you never put it out there…you may be missing out on that meal ticket.


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2012

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m a fucking superhero and I have the bus loads of virgin, awkward, role playing game, Second Life, World of War Craft, living in their mom’s basement, unable to talk to girls cuz they are too busy popping their pimples and masturbating to the cutouts of various celebs in shitty sci/fi movies they are obsessed with enough to make life size replicas of them out of semen when not to busy having war battles in the park…..fans to prove it.

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Sports’ Biggest Brawls Ever!!!
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Flying Car Anyone?
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Candace is Super Sexy
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Paris Hilton Hates Reality, Has A Butt Crack
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She May Tear Her Vagina in Half – VIDEO
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Amanda Bynes’ Weirdest Tweets
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2012

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight would be better if group sex with models was involved….but the bitches I’m with require heavy amounts of alcohol for that to fucking happen…..I’m willing to take on this task. I’m a hero like that.

Here are some LINKS….

Jennifer Nicole Lee in Bikini
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Everybody Hates Ashton Kutcher
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Have Some Fun
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Keira Knightley Hot Fucking Robot in Interview….
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This Takes Fuck the Police to a New Level
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Katherine Schwarzenegger Busts Out The Titties In Hawaii
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Pranking a Craigslist Ad
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Gwen Stefani in a Bikini in Mexico….
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Most Overused Hot Pics in Sports
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Pranking a Craigslist Ad – VIDEO
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15 Easily Avoidable Movie Deaths
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Adriana Lima Makes Bikini Sexy Faces
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Cheryl Cole is Talented
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Hello There Courtney
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Meet Xenia Deli
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Free Cam Shows, Take a Peek
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Skinny Slut Ruins Herself With a Big Dildo
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Most Overused Hot Pics in Sports
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Pixie Lott Panty Upskirt!
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Natalie Portman is Dull But Here She is Anyway
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This Slut Has Long Lips – VIDEO
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Mary J Blige did a Burger King Commercial and Here It Is – VIDEO
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I Love Watching Idiots Hurt Themselves – VIDEO
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Sexy, Silly & Sassy: Rihanna’s Instagram Album (PHOTOS)
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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Tessa Fowler Topless Cam Video
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Miranda Kerr Looking Hot in Tight Pants and a See Through Shirt
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How’d You Like To Donkey Punch This Chick?
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An Amazing Dunk
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Some Hot Bitches from Facebook.
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Um This Dude Has No Legs and Hes Skateboarding and It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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JoJo Boob Bounce GIF
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Khrysti Hill in Pink Lingerie Video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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This Bitch is Perfect
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Bar Refaeli Plays Tennis In Her Underwear
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Beyonce’s Baby is a Doll of Some Shit – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Lesbian Threesome
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“Hookers� Artist Uses Prostitutes As Her Muse
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Aiden Ashley and Tegan Summers licking Video
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Rhian Sugden – For Obsessive Lingerie
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Lonely Fashion Gal Looks Like she Could Use Som Company
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Yoga Instructor Hilaria Thomas Won The Mega Millions Alec Baldwin Lottery!
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And ANOTHER Random Photo Dump
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Here’s Some Kate Moss
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Stripper Fail LOLs – VIDEO
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Katy is Busty in the Park
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College Girl Smashes a Beer Bottle Over Her Own Head
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Lauren Conrad is Topless Kinda
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Well Hello Draya
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Emily Blunt In Some Magazine
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Indiana Evans Makes My Cock Feel Young Again
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Chicks Must Be Really Really Ugly In England. Here’s Why…
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Flying Car….
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45 Pics of Sex Selling
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25 Funniest Athlete Outfits…
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Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna Get Interviewed!
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Blake Lively Is Totally Fuckable. No Shit
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Some Carrie Underwood in Som Mag….
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Cosplay Hotties….
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Ashley Greene Leather Skirt in a Tight Shirt
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Miley Cyrus Ass in Tight Pants
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Kayden Kross on the Beach
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Some Bitch in a Dress
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Miranda Kerr is a Fucking Hot Bitch Going to the Gym
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Lucy Pinder Tits in Nuts
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India Reynolds Tits in Nuts
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Hot Amateur Pussy
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Some Kendra Wilkinson Retard Porn
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Getting Fucked by a Bowling Pin….
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The Best Porn on the Internet
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2012

03

Apr

Indiana Evans in a Bikini of the Day

I love Australian 21 year old pussy. Sure I love pretty much all 21 year old pussy. Even if it has herpes from Spring Breaking too hard….or if it is fat, dumpy, from a broken home, an ex hooker, homeless, has a skin disorder, a port wine birthmark on half of it, one leg, one breast…..AIDS, is too hairy to find, is missing her teeth, is handicapped or retarded, has a weird smell constantly radiating out of it…..becuase it is still 21 year old pussy…and that fact alone cancels out everything that could be wrong with it….I mean shit could be crowning from the remnants of a teen pregnancy and I’d still try to get up in it…..but Australian chick….seem to be fucking cool….all the Australians who hit me up cuz they read the site are hot, surf, like to drink and find my shit funny….they aren’t uptight, American chicks who are trained to hate anything that degrades women…..they are ex-criminals, partiers, sluts who just fucking get it….

So this Indiana Jones bitch, is more that just a hot little ass in a bikini, she’s a representive of all the cool pussy of her nation, an ambassador that is filming Blue Lagoon for TV, who should make you want to buy a plane ticket to Sydney…..cuz Australian chicks just fucking dominate…in ways that make me want to dominate them…with my penis…even though it is small and non-threatening….not even for anal…with a girl who hates anal….sad….


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2012

03

Apr

Lauren Conrad Topless in Glamour of the Day

Lauren Conrad is a useless reality star from a few years ago and has since done pretty much nothing…..and when you’re a useless reality star…..from one of the worst fucking shows to ever be on TV…..you have limited options of what you can and can’t do for exposure, attention or to get noticed…because you still have that itch of having people watching and talking about you that you need to get scratched…..

Sure, there’s porn, sex tape and playboy, which are the obvious options for someone who has ran out of money, but Lauren Conrad’s not there yet, so she hasn’t got that desperate yet, and luckily there’s always Glamour, other fringe magazines that consist of low grade commentary or articles…and shitty photoshoots….that are willing to do a photoshoot with her…probably cuz she’s advertising some shitty product she’s a spokesperson and insisted this be part of the deal…..and so here she is, topless, showing tits you didn’t know she had cuz you don’t know who she is…..and that’s real fucking life changing….isn’t it.


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2012

03

Apr

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Jasmine Tookes for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day


Victoria’s Secret always lets me down. They consistently deliver the most uninspiring bullshit photoshoots, mocking us with models who are willing to get naked for other people, and probably more than willing to sleaze it up for Victoria’s Secret, but that Victoria’s Secret won’t fuck with, cuz they are a 6 billion dollar a year business and have to be safe, so their Christian subscribers who jerk off to this shit, don’t feel like they are porn….meanwhile the executive team are probably test riding the models, or at least locals when on location shooting, cuz they are rich, on expense accounts and HUMAN, but for some reason, they don’t channel any of the good and fun in their lives of luxury into their campaigns…they just suck us fucking dry with the same picture, different pussy, season after season…

This is a waste of good, if not golden, pussy. A real fucking waste.

But these bitches still look hotter than anything you’ve fucked so I’ll post it anyway, but seriously, step it up and stop the yard Victoria’s Secret.


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2012

03

Apr

Victoria Beckham for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Here are some pictures of Victoria Beckham….in a pair of pretty tight looking panties/bikini bottoms, cuz after birthing an army of babies, she’s got no choice to keep her shit in the vaginal equivalent of SPANX….I hear duct tape works well too….but I’m just basing that on stories rapists I know have told me about keeping vagina’s open…not so much keeping them well maintained for photoshoots….so it doesn’t look like she’s packing some empty meaty ball sack and I don’t even know why I’m debating this shit…don’t I have better things to do with myself??

Apparently not.


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2012

03

Apr

Adam Sandler’s Baby Momma’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

The fascinating thing about Adam Sandler’s wife and baby momma is not that she has sex with Adam Sandler, I mean that is so obvious that I’m sure he looks at her and knows what the deal is, you know after years of not getting laid pre-fame, you kind know why the bitch who would never give you the time of day, is suddenly giving you the time of day…..I am sure he’s not the first awkward, ugly jewish guy who gets rich and suddenly get hot pussy that this has happened to….hell it happens to every rich guy….and I would be happy if it happened to me….cuz who cares all women are equally annoying, might as well be sticking it into something that makes it worth putting up with that annoying.

The fascinating thing about her is that her name is Jacqueline Samantha Titone, but yet I’m looking at her mom ass…..


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2012

03

Apr

Lenka Varvarova Titties for Fashion of the Day

If you put stupid shit on a bitches head, it turns from shooting topless pics, like cheap softcore porn, making the girl feel like some low level useless slut….. and becmes art….cuz girls love attention, love being on camera, love being selected from their group of friends to be the girl getting naked, but they’ll only do it if they feel it is tasteful, and not something that makes them look like sluts….even though ultimately, the result is the fucking same and we all see your tits….

But don’t let that discourage you, tricking more girls into getting involved and half naked is a good thing….it helps my world go round. It recruits the girls on the fence to show their tits…and I love looking at tits.


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2012

03

Apr

Minnie Driver’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pics of Minne Driver’s ass in a bikini….I don’t even remember who Minnie Driver is, but I am now familiar with her white trash, biker chick, gutter prison tattoo on her ass, which is hardly ever a turn on, especially when it is wearing a strap on and walking in your direction while chewing tobacco.

She the love interest in Goodwill Hunting, which I guess was believable, cuz Will was a down on his luck, genius janitor, the kind of guy who generally doesn’t really have high expectations or high self esteem, but sometimes, leaving the freckly bitch at home and hiring pussy leads to better fucking results…

Either way, she’s in a bikini, it is unoffensive, and that’s what we do here.


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2012

03

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the stepNEWS….even though you hate it…and luckily this is my dumpster of a site….even though I don’t feel very lucky about it…

VIDEO: Maggots Found in Food on Flight
Australian airline Qantas has apologized to a mom who found maggots crawling through her food on a flight from the US.

Man Beaten and Stripped Naked in Baltimore
Baltimore police are looking for the help of citizens to prosecute the beating and stripping of a man in Baltimore.

MIT researcher charged in undercover sex sting
An MIT researcher was busted in an undercover sex sting. Federal agents say 30-year-old Yaron Segal tried to set up a meeting to have sex with a woman and her two daughters, ages 16 and 12, but that woman was a federal agent posting in online chat rooms.

Man With Fireworks At Airport Charged
A northeastern Pennsylvania man is facing a federal charge after police say he brought fireworks to Philadelphia International Airport while trying to catch a cross-country flight.

Student paper apologizes for rape spoof
Boston University’s independent student newspaper, The Daily Free Press, is apologizing for an April Fools’ spoof of rape and drugs.

Video: Truck Plunges Off Cliff in Norway
A tow truck in Norway plunged 200 feet down a snow-covered cliff while towing a truck — and both drivers survived.

Grandmother Charged For Hate Crime
Wanda Derby, a Texas grandmother, beat her younger neighbor, Lloyd Guerrero, with her cane while using gay slurs. Richmond Hill police are now investigating the incident as a hate crime. Derby also made several derogatory posts on Facebook about Guerrero.

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2012

03

Apr

Paz de la Heurta Spreading Her Ass in some Photoshoot of the Day

Paz dela Huerta is awesome. She reminds me of some crackhead party girl hipster at all the hipster parties fucked up in the corner, pulling her tits out for everyone to see, because she’s all wild like that….you know taking on photoshoots that pay her 50 bucks or even nothing, because she likes the fantasy that maybe one day she’ll be a model, or because that 50 bucks will buy her a 40 bag of coke with 10 dollars for a cocktail…..anything for fucking attention….and I love it.

I don’t know if Paz was always this willing to get naked to get ahead bitch, but she was on TV for a while, on a show where she got naked, and now that that is over, she’s getting in front of as many people willing to take nudes of her as possible, the kind of drive I look for in my crackheads….cuz it usually means easy blowjobs….

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2012

03

Apr

Salma Hayek Big Cleavage in May’s Lucky Magazine of the Day

National Cleavage Day is over, I guess this Mexican, like all Mexicans didn’t get the fucking memo, cuz they were too busy changing sheets in hotel rooms and working in kitchens or gardens for you gringo pieces of shit….or maybe, just maybe, Salma Hayek’s been using her big fucking tits, and the cleavage they provide, for the last two decades to get herself fucking famous, cuz people like looking at big tits, apparently even if they are on moms in their 40s, cuz guys are half retarded like that, myself included…..

Here she is in some magazine spread that would be better if she was spread….


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2012

03

Apr

Kim Kardashian Porn of the Day

Here is a picture that Kim Kardashian posted to twitter, that I assume is of her, because taking pictures of herself is something she likes doing, because it comes with the hope that people will praise her and make her feel great about herself, like some kind of spoiled brat princess on her shitty birthday party, everyday of her fucking life…..you know like her actual porn, that was less interesting to jerk off than to these pictures of her boarding a plane, a plane that statistically only has a 3 percent chance of crashing, the same 3 percent chance that makes me reach orgasm…..if you know what I mean…if you don’t it’s that this bitch dead is more interesting an achievement for society than anything else she’s done. True story.


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2012

03

Apr

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage on the Cover of Grazia of the Day

I always said that Scarlett Johansson is an overrated pig of a girl…that even in her early work was built like she was going to end up sloppy as fuck…..and AFTER SEEING HER CELLULITE IN A BIKINI maybe more people agree, not that a little cellulite ever made a motherfucker, including myself fuck a bitch….but I didn’t fucking make a shrine for her and praise her for being a fantastic specimen of woman that needs to be in all movies I watch because she has that natural beauty that no other girl has….

She’s overrated, marketed hard, but when she’s saved by photoshop, showing off her tits, in ways that aren’t as fun as the nudes that were hacked, she’s good enough for me to post…and that’s what I’m doing here.


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