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2010

10

Sep

Jessica Simpson Still Fat of the Day

Jessica Simpson has a responsibility to the public. Not only does she need to be a good role model for girls…to teach them to live a healthy life without being fat, but also to the men who spent years jerking off to her.

She doesn’t work, she has tons of money, she has all the time in the world to hire a fucking trainer, she is not pregnant, she hasn’t even had a kid yet, and really the whole thing is totally unacceptable. She is a public figure and going out there like Kirstie Alley or the bitch Carnie Wilson about how comfortable and proud she is cuz she can be herself and eat ribs 4 times a day and fit in a tarp of a dress and still lay there for guys to fuck her cuz she’s Jessica Simpson, is some lazy fucking excuse for a human being….

Seriously bitch, shape the fuck up, you sold your soul to the world, we tell you what you can and can’t do…and whether you are too fat or not…which I guess goes without saying….you waste of hot pussy.

I remember your Dukes of Hazard car wash scene. Look at you now. You fucking pig.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2010

10

Sep

Lacey Schwimmer is the Fattest Professional Dancer of the Day

Fuck DWTS, this bitch needs to get on video in spandex on Youtube…cuz fat girls aren’t supposed to dance…and when they do it’s fucking funny to watch….

These legs are trunks…Shit is not fucking normal for someone who burns 3000 calories a day….why she looks like this really just doesn’t make any fucking sense to me…

I know she’s fucking ugly..anyone with eyes can see she’s a beast of a girl…and I am not trying to give her credit she doesn’t deserve. She’s already tricked her way onto TV and avoided a shitty stripping career as the stripper no one gets dances from except for people who feel sorry for her or people who she gives a discount to, or people who like the bottom feeder ugliest bitch in the room trash cuz it is their fetish…. I just really think she’d be better off falling off a table while dancing on Youtube, or having a stripper pole catastrophe, fuck being on mainstream television, this tank is a Internet legend in the making….

Get her to partner up with the world’s shortest man, and I think my brain would explode trying to process the amazingness…

Here is some Dirty Dancing Pussy 3 decades too late, because I watch Dirty Dancing weekly, shit is better than porn to me, even though I never quite got what Patrick Swayze saw in her, other than the fact that she was Jewish and everyone knows that thanks to Summer camp, Jewish girls give AMAZING head….and also quite good at wearing ill-fitting sweat pants….

Posted in:Lacey Schwimmer

2010

10

Sep

Trashy Lookign Sluts at a Fashion Show of the Day

This is some bitch named Tinsley Mortimer, who apparently is from the south, has a rich father and landed her own TV show that I have never seen, and she’s doing the Richie Rich fashion show that Pam Anderson usually does semi topless , because I assume Richie Rich thought it would be clever to get rich girls to be his models, cuz he is clever like that….even though being named Rich, having a clothing company called Richie Rich, and featuring Rich girls as models is obvious, the dude was a club kid who did a lot of drugs in the 90s, give him some credit for not dying of AIDS, or ending up washed up on the street corner sucking dick for his next hit, while now he can just suck dick for the sheer enjoyment of sucking dick. That felt dirty to write…so wrong…

Here is some rich pussy and other idiots in what could be lingerie…..but is definitely boring…played out…and annoying…Just be happy I didn’t put the pictures of Ellen on the Runaway…cuz there is nothing hot about Ellen…ever….no matter how how the pussy she digs her whore lesbian tongue into….

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2010

10

Sep

Ashley Greene Hasn’t Figured it Out Yet of the Day

Just when I thought Miley Cyrus strategy to get noticed was going to rub off on Ashley Greene, I have to be reminded just how boring this cunt is. Seriously, Miley showed her that if they wear see through shirts , or if they pretend to make out, everyone will be happy cuz two decent looking girls, who are way too popular for their own good, or for their own talent levels, will be doing something scandalous…..and that excites people…but instead Ashley Greene is back to her old bullshit of wearing normal clothes and doing normal things like walking, cuz she’s just cocky and thinks nothing will stand in the way of her and her Twilight fame, a fame she doesn’t think she has to cheapen herself for, but the good news is that all fads die and there will be a time soon enough when she’s scrambling for those glory days cuz she played it off all fucking wrong….

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2010

10

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

My friend just told me he was at Walmart earlier today and a homeless lady lost her fucking mind because she got caught stealing condoms and nyquil. I love watching crazy shit, but unfortunately my friend isn’t up to date on technology and didn’t have a video camera on him, like 90 percent of the times I see something interesting….so it will never make it in the stepNEWS….but here is some shit that did…

OH Hair Salon Attack Leaves Mom Needing Surgery

A misunderstanding, a bad haircut, and a fight left a mom being attacked with scissors

WNYW Reporter Interrupted During Live Shot

Tai Hernandez of WNYW is interrupted by a passerby during a live shot report on the Mosque in Lower Manhattan.

Naked Man Found in Slide at Playground

A PA man was found naked and holding a bag of marijuana

Student Claims Teacher Got Her Pregnant

A special education student has filed a lawsuit claiming that a D.C. teacher got her pregnant. The suit also blames the city school system

Penn State on Alert Over Flasher

World’s Largest Breast Implants Removed

The world has come to know her well. Sheyla Hershey is known for her striking smile and her large M cup breast implants. She has tried to save them for the past three months, but that fight has come to an end.

MS Mother Knowingly Lets Kids Move In with Convicted Child Molester

A Mississippi woman is accused of knowingly pimping out her teen sons to a convicted child predator

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2010

10

Sep

Heide Lindgren Nude for Playboy France of the Day

Here is the new face for Guess. Her name is Heide Lindgren. That’s all I really know about her, other than that she got naked in Playboy France, which unlike Playboy in North America, is more of a fashion magazine, because the french have been getting naked in magazines for decades, and naked in public places for decades, that our low grade, softcore at best porn is considered mainstream there…which is really the way it should be…but the Christian fundamentalists won’t let that ever happen, so I remain a porn site in America and boring in Europe…..and here are the pics of her nice natural tits….

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2010

10

Sep

Britney Spears Does Courtney Love in Pop Magazine of the Day

It’s common knowledge that Britney Spears is a crackhead who may or may not be addicted to actual crack, but who is definitely medicated and addicted to whatever medication that may be, because that’s how her handlers manager her and make sure she has no outburst when she’s out….a smile and nod kind of puppet designed to make a lot of people a lot of fucking money.

It is also common knowledge that Courtney Love is a crackhead who may or may not be addicted to actual crack, but who is probably more into heroin.

What is not common knowledge is that they are the same fucking person…or at least they look like they are in these pictures…that are both creepy, reminiscent of Jean Benet Ramesy the adult pill popping version….and bot cuz a medicated bitch always lets you do what you want to them….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

09

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a food allergy. I just ate the food I am allergic to. I don’t know if it was in efforts to end my life. Or because I wasn’t paying attention. Or because I was looking for excitement in my boring day…I just know that I am sitting here waiting for it to really kick in before taking an allergy pill…cuz I’m curious to see if I’m still allergic. This may or may not be a good idea…but so far so good.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Kim Kardashian is Fake Mad at Playboy for Releasing These Pics of her Ass
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Posh Spice Has Elevator Sex in this Ad
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Mila Kunis Makes my Man Pussy Wet
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Because Dreams Do Come True, Even The Dreams of Hopeless Virgins Like Yourself
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40 Pics of Katy Perry’s Great Looking Tits
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Cam Show on a Couch Is Always Nice – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Athletes In The SI Swimsuit Issue
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Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Sloppy Tit Slip
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Man I Would Totally Bang Vanessa Paradis Given The Chance, Especially to be Able to Say My Dick Has Been in the Same Place as Johnny Depp’s
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Star Takes a Bath and She Wants You to Watch
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Seriously, Lindsay Lohan Needs to Kill Her Mother
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Chloe James is Home From School and Hot
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Vivica A Fox is as Hot as Ever
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The Only Kinda Hot One From The Real House Whores Series is Posing For Playboy
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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret 2010
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Nothing Wrong with Georgia Jones
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Nicki Minaj Co-Signs Todays Looking Good Sweetheart. Literally
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Holly Madison Plays With Her Cans
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Sorry Kim But once a Whore, Always a Whore
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Sabrina Rose and Carlie Banks Get It On
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Annalynn McCord is Looking Fucking Beat
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Bryman Medical College is Where You Go When You Can’t Get a Job at Mcdonalds
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Hotties in Bikinis Pic Dump of the Day
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Amanda Seyfriend and Her Cleavage and Crazy Eyes Cover Elle Magazine
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Someone condensed every line Chris Klein utters in The Legend of Chun-Li into a 2 minute clip and it’s amazing
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Brittany is a Dream Girl and With Tits Like That I’m Not Surprised
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Lucy Clarkson Lingerie Hotness
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Blake Lively is Leggy on Set
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Abbey Brookes Gallery
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And That’s Why You SHould Find a Better Place to Park Your Car – VIDEO
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EMily Rossum Gallery
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The 10 Hottest Videos Of Girls Playing Nintendo Wii
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kate Moss, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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And More Jessica Simpson Fatness
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And That’s Why You Never Push a Bouncer
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Striptease of the Day
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Gemma is a Hot School Girl
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Jayden James is Hot in Very Little Red
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There’s Not Much More Than You Can Say ABout an Amazing Video of a Monkey Riding a Pig
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I Wanna Be All Over Luli Fernendaz
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A Little Jessica Rabbit Hotness
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

09

Sep

Blake Lively on Set of the Day

I just decided that girl ass on handrails is my new porn…the girl doesn’t have to be hot, relevant or interesting, she just needs to be squeezed up against something many people run their hands all over everyday…it’s more exciting than when I had a toilet seat fetish a bunch of years ago…then there was the used cutlery in the food court fetish that was also a little disgusting in retrospect…but this one…this one won’t get me diseases…it’s just gonna take a lot of effort to scope it out…unless Blake Lively keeps bringing the goods…which she should…cuz now she’s got purpose….even though I’ve fallen into her shitty little trap thanks to nothing interesting going on in the industry, with no new blood and all the old blood is tainted with disease, forcing me to choose this…It’s a right place, right time situation…

Now that that is out of my system….here are some other pictures of her…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

09

Sep

Jessica Hart is a Gap Toothed Model in Clothes of the Day

Here’s that new supermodel Jessica Hart from Australia in NYC for Fashion Week. She’s in clothes which makes her nothing but a gapped tooth piece of shit who looks like she escaped her inbred farm to make it to the big city…..At least when she’s naked or half naked she has a point to her existence….that doesn’t involve being “Pa’s Pride” when he follows family tradition and slides his dick inside her like her people have been doing for generations before her….

The good news, is that it is fashion week, so there should be a lot of nipple in the next week, but this is not nipple. This is a disappointment, but not nearly as big of a disappointment as I am to myself everyday….

Posted in:Jessica Hart

2010

09

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits are Alright of the Day

I woke up to some gossip that I twittered about Lohan wanting to get pregnant to force her to sober up and escape the party life…

I know it is some kind of PR bullshit being fed to the media, but it made me laugh because that kind of logic is what so many crackheads I know used in their family planning, making for a lot of future pornstars, broken and destroyed by a horribly upbringing.

It’s up there with people having kids to get government money, cuz welfare has a program that pays you more depending on the number of kids you have, or the same logic Alba used, which was to save a failed relationship.

All pretty sick, self-serving, borderline insanity…but the good news is that she’s got hot tits…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

09

Sep

Megan Fox’s Married Ass of the Day

Megan Fox is an idiot….just another one of those starlets who let their fame get to their head. Now she thinks she can have a career despite being married. Next thing you know she’ll think she can have a career despite being pregnant. Then she’ll think she can have a career despite having a kid and a sloppy mom body. When really we only cared about her cuz we thought she was young and hot. Now we have to come to terms with the fact that she’s also a loser, who partnered up with a has been from 90210 fame, but based on her career, I think we already have.

Don’t worrry, there are a million Megan Fox type chicks out there. She is easily replaced. I just like to monitor the slow plunge into obscurity…cuz there was a time when I’m sure she thought she had the fucking world in the palm of her hand…and I like reality checks…especially in the form of lowering themselves to do sex tapes…when just two years earlier they were too good and important to even go topless.

What a fucking joke of a person…

Bonus – Here is a half naked picture of her in a recent issue of Elle….

Posted in:Megan Fox

2010

09

Sep

Miranda Kerr in Some Bikini Pictures of Victoria’s Secret of the Day

These are supposed to be new, but all these bikini catalog shots look the fucking same, so I don’t fucking know when they are from, because unlike you, I don’t keep tabs on the model number of the bathing suits a bitch is wearing in the pictures I jerk off to, not that I jerk off to catalog bikini pictures, but I can only assume you do….

Old or new, they are still of a pretty hot bikini model doing what she gets paid tons of money to do and I guess that makes her better at wearing bikinis than all the other bitches in the world who do it for free, but I am not really too sure about that…I just know it’s good enough for my shitty standards and apparently for Victoria’s Secret….so here are the pics…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2010

09

Sep

Mona Johannesson is the Topless Cowgirl of the Day

Cowboy shit is going nuts…It is going to be the new vampire…and I am pretty happy about it….I’ve been endorsing this Cowboy style clothing company that just launched for the last few weeks because I really believe the shit is going to take over and I’m doing everything I can to help make it happen because I’m tired of bi-sexual looking emo kids as the idols for our youth. I want to help bring back the Marlboro Man…cuz chain smoking on horses isn’t a gay thing…even if Bubble Boy tried to make you think it is with his Brokeback Mountain shit..it’s fuckin’ gangster.

This is some topless cowboy fashion shoot for some magazine cuz cowboy is the future and when it’s given to me like this I find the whole thing fucking hot….

Her name is Mona Johannesson, she’s got hot perky model tits and she’s bringing my cowgirl fantasy to life…it is part of the American way..let’s bring it back….

Posted in:Mona Johannessn

2010

09

Sep

Heidi Montag Staged Bikini Pics So You Don’t Forget Her of the Day

Heidi Montag does whatever it takes to stay in the media, I guess she figures she’s put all this work into committing to being a trashcan of a person, focusing on nothing more than getting people to notice her, all while sacrificing any self-respect she might have….

That is why she pretended to get divorced to someone I think she pretended to marry. That is why they are now reporting she has a sex tape with some other useless attention whore. That is why she had the plastic surgery. That is why she is pretending to get the plastic surgery reversed. That is why she uses twitter to talk about massaging her implants. That is why she is in these staged bikini pics…

The real unfortunate thing in all this is that I don’t find her hot, or interesting, or even human, she is so low grade they wouldn’t feed her to orphans or homeless people if she was beef, but I guess pussy in a bikini is pussy in a bikini…even if it is the representation of all that is wrong in this world…

I do know that she’s gone this far, so the sex tape is probably real, and when it drops, I’ll be sure to climb on that like it was my wife busting my balls to fuck her….very cautiously….

The real depressing thing in all this is that she’s in Costa Rica and not Mexico, where she could have been confused for a drug lord’s slut wife, or a drug mule, resulting in her death…..but I guess we’re stuck dealing with her stunts a little longer…..


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