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2009

29

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Shoppin’ in a Tank Top of the Day

Here is some Lindsay Lohan shopping, because that’s all she does since she’s got all kinds of money and nothing better to do with herself, and she’s wearing a tank top, while covering up her tits, because her nipples are hard and she’d hate to accidentally turn on a dude, because it’s in her nature to jump on the shit and fuck it, and that doesn’t really work for her whole lesbianism.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping|Tank Top

2009

29

Jul

Rebecca Gayheart’s Murderer Lunch of the Day

While Rebecca Gayheart is out having lunch at some fancy spot called Cafe Med, guess what the girl she ran over was doing? Come on, I’ll give you three chances…ok fine, I’ll just tell you…the girl Rebecca Gayheart ran over was busy being DEAD while Rebecca Gayheart was out having lunch at some fance spot called Cafe Med.

I guess this is further proof that the world isn’t unfair, but not unfair enough for Gayheart to get her period in these white pants, which would have been really fucking entertaining….it’s be like the blood shed of the little kid she killed’s head when she got ran the fuck over over, on the vagina/uterine lining version….where only the pants have to get cremated and not little kids….

If any of you want to know what freedom looks like, when freedom is clearly not deserved, but paid for with good lawyers, here are the pictures of this murdering cunt…….

Posted in:Murderer|Rebecca Gayheart

2009

29

Jul

Leighton Meester in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Here’s some Gossip Girl bullshit wearing a see thru shirt because she’s got little tits but still wears bras because she is the kind of girls who doesn’t like other girls to have things they don’t have, that’s why they film sex tapes because dreams of getting the fuck out of the gutter overtake having any intregrity, they just love the male attention and being infront of the camera so even if dude’s fucking her foot while she’s doin’ it, and it all worked out in the end for her, but not for me, because I haven’t seen her sex tape yet…..and sex tapes used to be my job…

Posted in:Bra|Leighton Meester|See Through

2009

29

Jul

Rachel Taylor Flashing Her Panties of the Day

I don’t know who Rachel Taylor is, but I know I don’t like her, because like a typical cock teasing whore in a skirt, she’s gone and put on a pair of fuckin’ panties, when everyone know there is no fun in panties, except for maybe my neighbor who is obsessed with wearing women’s lingerie, to the point that he doesn’t give a shit that we all know and makes a point of picking up his mail or taking out his garbage with his thong exposed like he was a trashy teenage girl back when showin your thong was in style, when all I want to see is pussy.

Posted in:flash|Panties|Rachel Taylor|Upskirt

2009

29

Jul

Rihanna’s Nipple Pasties Ruins My Fun of the Day

I was talking to a guy from Barbados about Rihanna, since she’s Barbados pride and joy and everyone knows everyone there, so his friends were friends with some of her friends and he told me that when she comes back home she stays at the single most exclusive resort on the island, she doesn’t stay back in the shanty with her family, it’s like bitch forgot where she came from and is too good for them or some shit.

It turns out she’s too good for showing us her tit, because she’s gone so far as to not wear a bra in a see thru shirt but decides to wear nipple pasties so none of us perverts can see what’s goin’ down.

Cunt. If it wasn’t for singing, she’d be selling blowjobs to tourists and not even the tourists who stay at the luxurious resort she stays at, I’m talking tourists who stay in the bottom feeder hotels, so bitch needs to get some perspective….and here are the pics…

Posted in:Nipple|Pasties|Rihanna|See Through

2009

29

Jul

Funny News Report I Had to Post of the Day

I don’t know where the fuck this was shot, or who the fuck is doing this news broadcast, but motherfucker, should be in a different line of work. It reminds me of when I used to hang on Indian Reserves and we’d be listening to their shortwave radio, where some asshole would read out the fuckin’ weather, when you could tell he’d rather be drinking and gambling or snowshoeing.

Seriously, this is the weirdest fuckin’ news report I’ve ever heard….Shit reminds me of when I used to play “radio” thinking about how great it would be to be Ryan Seacrest, and by be I mean be inside….

Ok that was a shitty joke, but you’ll like this video, even if there are no tits in the shit and it’s all about black on black crime…

Posted in:News

2009

29

Jul

Some Pervert Teen Gets Arrested for Being a Hero of the Day

The legal system is fucked up. If a girl is out there showing me her panties like shit is a fuckin’ tourist attraction, I should be able to take a fuckin’ picture of the shit, because I like to document whatever my eyes see, even if I am hiding under staircases, or bleachers, or tables and desks to get my motherfuckin’ picture of a girl’s upskirt. Not to mention most girls wear fuckin’ underwear so what’s the big fuckin’ deal, it’s just like being on the beach. Stop wasting tax payers money and let a motherfucker be a motherfucker, and while you’re doin it, send me the URL of the site he’s been uploading these pics to. Thanks in advance, assholes…

Posted in:Arrested|Pervert|Teen

2009

29

Jul

Katy Perry Covers Her Ugly Face and Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

I have the buring hatred for Katy Perry. I have ripped into her on the site over and over again. I find her face looks like a retard who was in a car accident and her body is sloppy as shit, but she’s been redeeming herself. First of all, her music is never on the radio anymore, which is an amazing start, but she also pretty much told the world she’s a joker with her fake tattoo, leading me to believe her song that made her big was a joke that some record exec didn’t get, and more importantly, today, she’s hiding her face but still showin’ the tit we all want to see cuz we have nothing better to do, so if anything, Katy Perry is like the ugly bitch you keep on the backburner to fuck when the good lookin bitches reject you, because she gives a great blowjob and has big tits, but she’s not quite hot enough to admit you fuck to your peers, not that you have that problem, since you don’t get laid and at this rate your dirty laundry in the corner of your room that kinda fell into a vaginal shape is enough to get you off…..well here’s Katy Perry doin’ us all a favor….

Posted in:cleavage|Katy Perry|Tits

2009

29

Jul

Ginger Spice Shows Off Her Bra and Tits of the Day

I like watching Mom’s with young kids doing their errands because they are so exhausted, burnt out, and not giving a fuck about much after just spending the last 2 years producing a motherfuckin human in their stomach, propelling it out of their pussies, then having to take care of the fuckin thing, day and day out like it was one of those virtual pet games from 1999 that my stepdaughters used to have and that I always managed to kill, only the real life version, and the reason I like watching them is because they just don’t give a fuck. They’ve had doctors in their cunts, they’ve had their tits in their babies mouth in random public places, and now that all that is over, they miss the attention they got, because their husband is too busy hating his life, and they love that their bodies are 75% of the way back to how it was, and the whole thing makes them a little more prone to having body parts fall out of their clothes, cuz they just don’t give a fuck anymore because they are too depressed to bother….

Here’s Ginger Spice and her bra, not showing enough of really anything….but you can see her bra if you look hard enough, you depserate fuck.

Posted in:cleavage|Ginger Spicer|Mom

2009

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was stuck behind a group of girls in line today and all they were talking about was how many guys they hooked up with over the summer so far versus how many they set out to hook up with and that went into all the cute boys they know and how cute they are naked which went into talking about their bra sizes and tit sizes and their friend’s tit size and the whole thing ended the second I told them that I’d be happy to help them reach their summer cock objective. Unfortunately they were 14 and didn’t think it was funny….

Here are my links.

Get Laid virtually
GO

A Match Made in Junkie Heaven
GO

2012 Orgy!!! There is Always Time to BONE
GO

More to Love – 10 Big Girls We”d Love to Get Crushed By!
GO

Tuna’s Asian Bikni Grind
GO

Now That’s What I Call Phone Sex
GO

Lady GaGa’s Penis – I Mean Nipple – Slip
GO

Winona Ryder May Be Insane, But I Would Still Do Her
GO

Grace Park Will You Mary Me
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

It’s a Hot and Spicy Number
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Reggie Bush Left Kim K’s Ass in the Dust
GO

More Lady GaGa Stupidity
GO

SWEET TITS, BEAUTIFUL ASS, AIN’T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
GO

Halle Berry, I Love You
GO

Jase Has a Great Body, But SHould But a Bag Over HEr Head
GO

The Drama Don’t Stop for Lohan
GO

Chris Tucker is Broke
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Eva LongWHORIA and the Silver Slingshot
GO

Michael Jackson’s Doctor Has Some ‘Splainin to Do
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Violet is Nude and Wet
GO

When a Horse Has a Heart Attack
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Big Boobed MILF Gets Fucked
GO

Jessica Moore is Busty
GO

Hot Peppers Will Make You Puke – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Random Photos of the Day
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Madonna Gets More Disgusting By the Day
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Katie is Topless
GO

Mellissa in Lingerie
GO

Corin is Lovely
GO

WTF is Sienna Miller Wearing?
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Sarah Stone Eats a Sandwich and Shows Her Boobs
GO

So Solid Cleavage at a Club
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

28

Jul

Lisa Rinna in Yesterday’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

I missed these pictures yesterday because I am not a very thorough worker. I don’t really pay much attention to detail and I get distracted easily, which I like to think is the reason I never graduated high school, I could never hold down a job, and why I drink. So I figured I might as well put them up a day late, because some of you may have missed the science experiment gone wrong, that is Lisa Rinna’s plastic surgeried body, and some of you may want to see that no matter how much money you invest into your shit, it’s still gonna fall apart and get sloppy one day and I know that her shit may look better than most young people you see on the beach today, but that’s just because young people today are useless fucking, rich, slobs who were raised by videogame systems and potato chips, I saw the movie Wall-E, I know how shit’s gonna pan out for us, so here’s a sloppy old doctored ass that is sadly better than your young teenage ass, provided you’re the 18 year old slut I fantasize that I am writing this site for everyday….

I hate these staged bikini stunts to get into the tabloids, but I guess I got no choice but to post them….cuz I am addicted to the process…and by process I mean bikinis even when the cunt in the bikini is acting like an asshole…

Posted in:Bikini|Lisa Rinna

2009

28

Jul

Rihanna and her Tits do Some Lady Gaga Weirdness of the Day

I think Rihanna is pretty much perfect. The only thing she has going against her is that she’s friends with Katy Perry and maybe that she lacks a little confidence in her image and has gone one and tried to pull some Lady Gaga irony in her outfits. We get it, you had a song about umbrellas, you don’t need to be seen with one everytime you leave your fuckin’ hotel, bitch, that was two fuckin’ years ago, you need to move the fuck on. It’s like she’s Jewish and still talking about the Holocaust, or Black and still talking about slavery, or native and still talking about your land being stolen, or a battered wife still talking about her husband who used to beat her, even after she murdered him in his sleep, but at least she’s doin it in a tight dress, with her tits exposed…cuz I like that kind of thing…even if it’s wearing a stupid hat and hanging with a stupid lookin’ dude…who know Bajan I know would ever get down with. Fame is makin’ her soft and accepting of faggots and that is a real fuckin’ tragedy…

On a side note, Chris Brown was seen leaving her hotel room, I love abused women, if you get them done right, they always come crawling home for more, cuz they are so damaged to believe they can survive without the abuser. The whole thing is fuckin’ amazing.

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2009

28

Jul

Katy Perry and Her Stupid Sense of Humor of the Day

I hate Katy Perry, even though she’s letting us all know she’s a fuckin’ joker and this whole career and success based on a song she wrote when she was trying to get her boyfriend off during phone sex was just another one of her jokes, that went misunderstood, and went huge, and made her big fucking money, some kind of fuckin’ the system scam I’d normally be a fan of, but there’s just something about her face that makes me want to piss on it like she was a girl in a stairwell last week, and I was my friend who had to pee.

Here she is getting a tattoo and tricking the paparazzi into thinking it was a Josh Grobin tattoo on her tit, while really it was a dolphin on her ankle in honor of the real girls who like kissing girls that made her rich exploiting their lifestyle…

Posted in:Joker|Katy Perry|Tattoo|Tit

2009

28

Jul

Audrina and Her New Boyfriend of the Day

I love seeing Audrina in a relationship because it gives me hope that something goes wrong with her birth control pill, cuz you know people in Hollywood don’t use condoms, and she gets knocked up, forced to make the decision of whether to keep the baby or not, as her doctor has warned her one more abortion will leave her sterile like the sex offender theym castrated down the street from me, or maybe her drug addiction, loneliness and dillusions of being this huge star will make her think that a baby is a hot accessory, that people like her for more than just her tits, and that they are interested in actually watching her struggle with pregnancy all while lockin’ this motherfucker down to her like she was Jessica Alba, you know the vagina that traps you in for life.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Boyfriend

2009

28

Jul

Trashy White Girl Built for Black Dudes of the Day

Here’s a video of some trashy, like seriously trashy white girl who strips down in the south for black dudes cuz she’s too fat for the white clubs and cuz in the south the black dudes are ballin’ so it makes sense, what doesn’t make sense is the way she talks, it’s like she’s a bad character in a movie you’d turn to your friend and say “no one in the world is like that, they made this shit up and it’s totally not believable”, well it turns out that shit’s real….and straight out of the fuckin’ sewage pipe she calls home. Watch the video.

Posted in:Stripper|Trashy White Girl