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2011

12

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Does GQ of the Day

It’s funny that the GQ photoshoot with the Victoria’s Secret models is substantially better than any photoshoot Victoria’s Secret does with their models. It just proves my point that Victoria’s Secret is lazy as fuck. They’ve found a winning formula and feel there is no need to innovate, change, or modify what they do, so they continue to produce the same low level catalog shots they’ve been doing for decades, only starring different girls, and we all look at the pictures cuz we like pictures of half naked bitches no matter what format camera they are shot on, especially when those models look like this…

So I guess we should give GQ credit for bringing yet another amazing photoshoot to the internet. They’ve been pretty constant but who cares about GQ, these girls would look good sketched by a retarded kid who has the shakes and constantly sneezes….

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2011

12

Jan

Emma Roberts in a Bra of the Day

I am not sure what movie this is from, but I know that Emma Roberts is starting to look pudgy…pudgy and flat chested is a great combo for a horribly depressing future….because pudgy always turns to obese….and not gaining any of that weight in your tits now makes for a miserably awkward looking body when you’re obese and I can predict you will hate your life if you accidentally end up marrying on of these soon to be flat chested fat chick…assuming you ever find a girl desperate enough to end up with you…which at this point is seriously doubtful…but luckily there is hope because the world is filled with pretty sad cases and there is an 80 percent chance she will be a flat chested fat girl…cuz someone’s gotta end up with them…it might as well be you….

Here’s a video I posted a while ago of Emma Roberts in some movie…also in her underwears…looking a little tighter….

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2011

12

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute and Magdalena Frackowia Subtle Sluts in a Corporate Terry Richardson Shoot of the Day

Terry Richardson show these hot models for some corporate fashion gig and a little of his sleaze shined through. Sure it’s not the kind of sleaze that involved vaginas being stretched out by golden eggs, or pictures involving semen taken in seedy hotel rooms, with seedy bitches who look like they did seedy drugs….That sleaze was just the sleaze that launched Terry Richardson as “an artist” where all these faggot phony try hard fashionistas who faked their way into running the fashion industry cuz they stood out amongst the other try hard phony bullshit fashionistas, figured they’d pay him stupid money, get him to sell out, and pretty much turned his porn into something legit, something I wish would happen to me, because private jets are more fun than riding the fuckin’ bus with immigrants who smell, at least that’s what I’m starting to figure out….I just need to find a bullshit hook to trick all you idiots into thinking I am a visionary on another planet of talent, I’m not sure what my hustle is gonna be, but I know it will involve feces….

Here’s my favorite Edita Vilkeviciute and some other bitch named Magdalena Frackowia…..

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciut|Magdalena Frackowia|Terry Richardson

2011

12

Jan

Selena Gomez Starting to Slut it Up of the Day

Here’s a recent photoshoot of Selena Gomez from Instyle.

She’s wearing a sheer top.

That’s pretty slutty for a teenager.

I guess the lie is over and the world knows she’s like all other teenage girls and she puts out….at least she is pretending she doess for the sake of marketing, because both her and Bieber are just tools who had their parents sell their souls to big corporations to make stupid money while showcasing their babies that came out of their uteruses, making everyone feel validated in a way they want to, while making bank

Sure, the ride is good for now, but it will be interesting to see what kind of insanely fucked up they become when they turn 20…I like to think this is the start of what’s to come….and no, I’m not talking about your masturbation, I’m talking about Selena Gomez progressively turning slutty…cuz they are gonna be reallly fucked up when people stop caring about them and new teens take their washed up place….

Child stardom is so fun!

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

12

Jan

Natalie Portman Topless for Miss Dior of the Day

Natalie Portman went topless for Miss Dior because they paid her and apparently went bottomless for whoever the fuck the guy who strategically knocked her up when he was up inside her was…a man you probably know well because you are likely one of those virgin losers who is obsessed with Natalie Portman, possibly cuz you are jewish and have pressure to marry jewish to have jewish babies, or just because she was in Star Wars, a movie you like to channel in your everyday masturbation sessions and really – this is not all that hot – unless you get off to back, which you probably do, just because it is attached to this Portman pre-marital sex before a shotgun wedding like a redneck slut….

Posted in:Natalie Portman

2011

12

Jan

Lake Bell’s Showing Off Her Big Tits of the Day

I remember Lake Bell being a big deal a while ago for half a minute…now she’s just big tits….which to some of you may make her still a big deal…especially if you have the social skill I expect you have…the kind of weirdnes that involves a lot of alone time with your DVD collection and pictures of your favorite celebs that you’ve cut out of magazines pasted all over your shitty basement apparement with your own semen, because you feel that is the only sticky substance even pictures of the women you love deserve…The whole thing makes me uncomfortable…but here are some more pics for your weirdo collectiong…

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2011

12

Jan

Rumer Willis is Still a Monster of the Day

I know, I didn’t expect her to get hot over night, or even to take her mother’s lead and invest millions into plastic surgery, because I honestly believe she is too far gone to ever be turned into something hot or considered a sex symbol…..There is no hope for her….Like a burn victim, or the bitch attacked by the chimp, forced to live with her disability that is her face forever….

I just post pictures of her to balance out the site for girls who read it and are starting to develop a complex…in hopes that it makes them feel pretty….because no matter how ugly you are…you are probably better than this…I’m sweet like that ladies, let’s cuddle….making me think that it is very possible that Rumer Willis is the ugliest person in the world…and it’s unfortunate for her that she’s all Hollywood, cuz she can’t just hide in her shitty small down and be a recluse no one talks to, a fate I think she was meant to have….

I also post it to question Demi Moore’s uterus….because I hate that washed up cunt and think what she produced just proves how garbage she is…

All this to say, this is a stepdaughter I would not be crawling into bed or the shower with when she least expects it if I was Ashton Kutcher, which is saying a lot cuz I have no standards…

Posted in:Rumer Willis

2011

12

Jan

Rachel McAdams Weird Face in a Skimpy Dress in London of the Day

rachel mcadams

All I know about Rachel McAdams is that she’s some kind of Canadian who isn’t all that hot, but for some reason she gets a lot of press that she is, totally over-rated, possibly because I live in Canada and I am exposed to our inuit igloo media sources, who have to talk about Canadians who have made it in America for at least 20% of their show by law and there are only a handful of people for them to talk about making the whole thing like it’s on fucking thing almost abusive…making me hate Drake, Jim Carey, Pam Anderson, Ryan Gosling, Alanis Morisette, Avril Lavigne, Dan Akroyd, Martin Short, John Candy, the dad in American Pie, Celine Dione and whoever the fuck else I have trained my brain to forget, for some weird reason when lookin at her, I am reminded of a time I was forced to horseback ride with my wife, a pretty normal day for some, but a traumatic day for me, because the horse couldn’t support our weight and ended up dying…but I do like her fashion sense, now if only there was a little more tit to make this dress really worth the time it took to put on….

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Rachel McAdams

2011

12

Jan

Some Britney Spears Big Vagina Tight Pants of the Day

Britney Spears

I am much more into the old school Britney Pussy , you know post pregnancy, during the divorce, when her whole world fell before her eyes and she was forced to hang out with Paris Hilton, a fate worse than death, possibly one only rationalized by serious manic depression, shit crazy enough to lead to a bitch shaving her fucking head….

Exposed pussy is just more my style, even though a sloppy mom, filling out the crotch of her ripped soiled tight pants is a pretty close alternative….especially won a mom I can cross reference with pics of her exposed twat…who was all popstar at one point in her life….

Either way….here are the pics…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

12

Jan

Blake Lively Looks Old of the Day

blake lively muppet face

I don’t know if Blake Lively has had some work done, or if this is her natural face, but I do know that something’s not right about it. She looks old as fuck, a litle like a muppet, washed-up as fuck and she hasn’t even started yet….

I know 23 year olds from all walks of life, because I like to keep connected with the youth, it keeps me relevant, at least that’s what I tell them as I stare at their perky young tits…and not one of the 23 year olds I know has a hard face like this…I’m talking speed addicts, prostitutes, strippers, chain smoking girls with major repressed memories of being raped and molested by family memebers, tormented to the core, and they look fresh-faced compared to this….

I don’t get it, but here she is anyway, cuz you are all obsessed with this shit and I’m here working for the people…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

12

Jan

Is This the Next Miley of the Day

Her name is Stefanie Scott, she’s 14, you fucking perverts….

The reason I am posting the pictures is because she was at some movie premiere in a strapless red dress, I didn’t recognize her name and I didn’t look close enough to the picture, but I figured she was in her 20s and that I’d give her some exposure, cuz I am always down for new bitches to post pictures of, it wasn’t until I uploaded the pictures that I realized she was a fucking kid playing dress up, and now I can only assume she’s the next Miley Cyrus…The apple in your pervert eye, or rather, the cherry. Ready to take her sexuality to new places before her 18th birthday….Not that anyone’s a virgin anymore…

What it comes down to is that it honestly amazes me why dudes are into teenage girls. They are kids, they aren’t fuck dolls, they don’t even exude sexuality, unless you are into taking advantage, even if they look like Jon Benet, just the other day I saw a 14 year old and her mom, and I could see she was gonna grow up to be a fucking bombshell, but I couldn’t see past her acne, her little boy ass, and all the other things that made her 14….

Maybe it’s your 1800 instincts comin in, cuz when bitches got their period they got sold off, but life expectency was 30….

I guess what it comes down to is that I’m not the pervert I once was….

But luckily that all changes when she turns 16, but 16 is legal, you just can’t document it.

Here are her pics.

Posted in:Stefanie Scott

2011

11

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a facebook page and only 800 people have LIKE. That depresses me. Because a local homeless dude has a facebook page, and he’s got 2000 likes….Now these things don’t matter that much to me, but I think it’s making me look bad, so if you don’t already LIKE me, then you should…..

I expect to have 10,000 facebook likes tomorrow when I wake up….

LIKE MY FACEBOOK PAGE TO HELP ME STAY COMPETITIVE
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Seriously – 10,000 likes by tomorrow – or I protest….

Seriously – get your friends to like it….

Seriously….

Now Here are my stepLINKS….

Shakira is on a Break From Her Boyfriend so Let’s Celebrate With This Pics of Her Hot Body
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I Love a Great Story Involving Charlie Sheen and Whores and Vegas!!!
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Sale Ends This Week!!!! Real Deal.
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Because This is Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie and a Hell of a Lot More Fun (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus: Slutty Biker Babe? You Decide
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Kim Kardashian Possible Cum In Her Hair…
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Coco Has Massive Tits And I Can See Her Nipples
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Miranda Kerr Spit Out Her Kid, So Here’s Some Pre Baby Hot Bikini Shots
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Babe On A Trampoline in Her Panties (Semi NSFW) – VIDEO
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And More Fetish Porn Bloopers (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Wives and Girl Friends of the NFL Play Offs
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Because Adults Have the Most Fun With Toys (NSFW)
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Some Babe Named Rochelle Wiseman Had a Panty Upskirt
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Giada De Laurentiis Is The Perfect Wife
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Kate Moss Bikini Shots Cause It’s Been Awhile Since We’ve Seen Her in a Bikini
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Irina Sheik, Cristina Del Basso, Lisalla Montenegro, Daryl Rene And Adina Barbu Oh My (NSFW)
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Kourteney Kardashian Mom Tits
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Flaming Propare Tank Guitar Hero…Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Olga Pavlova is Sheer Perfection
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Janessa Brazil + Slingshot Bikini = WIN!
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Victoria’s Secret Swim 2011
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And that’s What Happens What You Miss the Ramp
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For Those of You That Have Always Fantasized About Sticking a Gerbil Up Your Ass, How About a Rat Instead?
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You’re Gonna Wanna Take a Look at Bubbles
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Bad Girls Club Season 6: First Night… First Fight! [Video]
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Big Fat Mama Terrorizes Everyone at a White Castle (Girl Fight) – VIDEO
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We’re Awfully Lucky To Get to Look At This Babe Mariya (NSFW)
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Cody Lane Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts (NSFW)
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Man I Would Totally Bang Rachel McAdams
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Lesbian MILFS in Heat (NSFW) – VIDEO
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These Guys Are Sitting On Top of the Tallest Building in the World and It’s Kinda Insane – VIDEO
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Now This is One Sute Blonde
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Rewind 2010: Victoria’s Secret Catalogue – Alessandra Ambrosio
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog for Summer 2011 (Bikini Pics)
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And That’s Probably Not the Best Way to Test a Flare Gun – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Big Tits Amateur Mix – NSFW
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Corinna’s Got One Sweet Pair of Tits (NSFW)
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10 Movies You Loved as a Kid That Are Actually Kind of Awful
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A Little Blake Lively
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Marisa Elise…Oh Man (NSFW)
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I’d Still Bang Ali Landry And Here’s Why…
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OMG! Holly Madison Is A Fat Pig
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Rochelle And Her Fuckable Upskirt
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

11

Jan

Addison TImlin’s Big Break in a Californication Sex Scene of the Day

Her name is Addison Timlin. She is 19 and Fucking 50 year old X-Files star David Duchovny on his show Californication is her break…Gotta love this kind of quest for success…a hustle worth standing on sidelines and watching cuz she’s got a willingness to get naked because it means getting on a big show….cuz if she doesn’t do it someone else will and some people just aren’t down with passing off opportunities, especially when the pervert producers lay it out for them they way it actually is…

So here are her great tits if you missed the show when it was on TV….

Posted in:Californication

2011

11

Jan

Emmy Rossum Titties Get Fucked in Shameless of the Day

I don’t know if I am going to get sued or not by posting this, I mean I figured if anything this just promotes their stupid show I’ve never seen, because it just started this week, but I do know that when I posted clips from the pilot, the team at Shameless was not very happy about it at all, but I think that’s because it was the exact same sex scene they actually aired……

I love the slomo the pervert who uploaded this video did, I feel like it was one of you perverts cuz Emmy Rossum is porn to you, and I don’t even know who she is…I just know she’s jewish, 24, raised by a single mother, met her father twice, is the neice of Vera Wang, was nominated for a Golden Globe for Phantom of the Opera, is probably best known for some Dragonball shit, but I only know that cuz of wikipedia, so here is her clips anyway….

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2011

11

Jan

Charlie Sheen is Fucking Bree Olson in Vegas of the Day

In 2009, my friend went to the porn awards and hung out with some white trash pig hick named Bree Olson.

She had just won the AVN for best anal the year before and was on a rise to the whore who fucks dirty top….She is white trailer park trash from Indiana, I don’t know all that much about her, but that she’s now finally relevant cuz TMZ is saying Charlie Sheen was locked in a hotel room fucking her and a few other gutter pornstars at least until he made an exit from the Hotel this morning, proving yet again, that Charlie Sheen is both hilarious and amazing….not that I like pornstars, I just like how he handles himself in these situations, it’s joke….

I figured this was a perfect opportunity to re-release this video and showcase what happened when we were in Bree Olson’s hotel room during AVN a few years ago….I am pretty sure it was not nearly as sexy as what Sheen experienced, I hate pornstars, but I can guarantee there was a lot of eating involved…..cuz Bree Olson’s a little pig on all fucking levels…Enjoy….

Posted in:Bree Olson|Charlie Sheen