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2011

18

Aug

Emma Stone’s Street Walkin’ in a Shitty See Through of the Day

Emma Stone is getting a lot of hype these days…

I don’t really know why, maybe it is cuz hollywood needs a cute hot young redhead to star in shitty movies….and Lohan is predisposed….only instead of being a heroin snorting, self absorbed, little cunt of a person that was totally unappreciative of everything she was handed in her spoiled little life…but instead became a tormented soul…she seems almost decent….maybe too decent for my liking, almost wholesome…cuz she hasn’t had any slutty scenes, any nude pics, any drunken disasters, and pussy flashes or nipple slips…..but I doubt anyone in Hollywood is any of those things…cuz you have to have no soul, decency, self-respect to make it in Hollywood….so this is just an image they are trying to portray….and by they I mean her team of people who don’t want us knowing she’s been pregnant a dozen time and has 15 houseboys who fuck her up the ass at the same time in her basement….but that’s all speculation.

Posted in:Emma Stone

2011

18

Aug

Sasha Grey is the Pornstar I Hate the Most of the Day

I hate Sasha Grey….

She is the most overrated bullshit pornstar around. I know everyone likes her cuz she has a solid Publicist and some industry contacts that have allowed her to cross over to the mainstream….because people in the mainstream watch porn and felt that her being a gutter pornstar piece of shit who choked on dick in some of the most hardcore sex scenes in porn for a few years…that she spun as being an intellectual, or visionary or performing artist supported by a bush, no implants and goth looks….cuz she took some daddy issues, maybe some repressed child abused memories, maybe she was cheated on and decided to spite her first love by becoming a whore everyone wanted to fuck…all with average at best looks, that became hot within the porn world, cuz actual hot girls don’t usually end up in porn…..and comparatively she was hot…and the whole thing was too dark, obvious, boring even cliche for me…but obviously the world eats her up like she eats cum up….they’ve embraced her and given her a bigger ego than any gutter whore should ever have…I mean shit…the paparazzi is snapping of pics of her, she’s dated musicians who wanted to experience what they saw in video in person and she starred in the single worst season of Entourage….all far too much hype for a useless twat…that is actually a useful twat…it got her all she ever dreamed of….and more….but I still hate her.

Posted in:Sasha Grey

2011

18

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Diversion of the Day

Lohan’s not dead….and even if she was I’d try to dig her up and titty fuck her and I’m not even a necrophiliac…I’m just aware of the fact that she’s got the best fake tits I’ve ever seen and I am probably in love with her tits….as much as I am bored of and done with her….

I figure all she has to do to get back into the scene is capitalize on this investment….I mean the tits have already paid for themselves a few times over…but they are powerful and have the ability to make the world forget she’s got a drug addiction and has been nothing but an annoying spoiled brat in her privileged existence….hell these tits make me want to go buy heroin or as Lohan like to call it “Quartz and Meteor Dust” and smuggle it in my ass to try to swoon her….It’ll be like Romeo and Juliette….only I’ll live at the end…

Lohan is amazing….whether her career is dead or alive…and here’s the proof..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

18

Aug

Kate Moss Leather Shorts on the Beach of the DAy

Here are some pictures of what may be the world’s most exciting science experiment as far as I’m concerned….I’m talking Kate Moss’ already exciting and experienced vagina that I am sure has it’s fair share of adventures, housing a whole pile of bacteria, like a petri dish that belongs in a lab, and that I wish was in my mouth….only now they’ve taking that shit out into the heat, pretty much wrapped in an air tight plastic wrap, producing smells and tastes that would be new to even the most experienced pervert who has tasted pussy of all variety….the foodie of pussy would write great reviews about whatever’s going on here…and I wish I was that pervert…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

18

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Wow. Today’s news is pretty fucking nutty. This caught on tape shit is amazing….I’m glad people have digicams, cellphone cams, big brother is watching closed circuit cams…watching me from the van outside my house cams…documenting me piss, shit and jerk off cams….cuz I believe nothing is sacred especially not everyday girl vagina…I want to see it all…Show it to me….

Here’s the stepNEWS….

Christine O’Donnell: Piers Wouldn’t Stop Sex Talk
In her first television appearance since walking out of an interview with Piers Morgan Wednesday, Christine O’Donnell told FOX 5 that the CNN host would not stop trying to talk about sex!


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Caught on Tape: Crowd Turns on Cop After He Tasers Man
A crowd turn on a police officer while he is trying to make an arrest in Florida.


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Wine Sold to 11-Year-Old in Detroit
A Detroit grocery store has been accused of selling a bottle of sparkling wine to an 11-year-old boy.


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Raw Video: Teen Girls Attack Worker
Raw surveillance video obtained by Fox 29 shows an unprovoked attack in Philadelphia, right outside City Hall, by a group of teen girls on a commuter in May.


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Facebook envy, a source of depression
The author of a new book about digital addictions says people prone to depression or anxiety may worsen their condition by looking at other’s profiles, then feeling bad at the perception that their own lives don’t measure up.


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Teacher writes anti-gay messages online
A Lake County Social Studies teacher likely won’t be teaching next Monday when school starts. He’s involved in an ethics investigation.


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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

18

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was up late talking to a girl outside a bar about how much she loves giving blowjobs for no reason other than liking to hear about how much girls like giving blowjobs. Her reason was that her pussy is too tight for sex, she can’t even get a tampon on so she learned how to compensate by pretending there was a g-spot in the back of her throat…a g-spot she unfortunately didn’t invite me to explore with my baby dick…

Here’s some shit going on the internet while I regroup.

So This is What 40 000 Watts of Bass Looks Like
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Shannon Sky is Sexy
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The Hottest Babes of the 10 Most-Hated Fan Bases in Sports
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Free Cam Shows From Me to You
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Epic News Burn
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How About Some Olivia Munn?
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The Six Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
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Amateur Slut With Doublex Toys
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Music MisforTUNE of the Day
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Live Cam Shows You Will Love
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Tara Reid Slutty Honeymoon Photos
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Posted in:MHD

2011

18

Aug

Lily Aldridge in her Underwear of the DAy

Lily Aldridge, a model I’ve known about for a long fucking time, cuz she did a lot of Old Navy and Tampon shit while fucking a lot of guys in different popular bands…She’s actually rejected me from facebook at least 10 times over the last 4 years…well she has really taken a liking to squeezing her tits up properly to get noticed by Victoria’s Secret last year…..and going forward we’ll be seeing a lot more of her cuz she’s pretty fucking hot….

Posted in:Lily Aldridge

2011

17

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent my afternoon watching teen girls in the ghetto walking around in halter tops, bikini tops, short shorts and mini skirts….where we’d bet on how far along they were, how many babies they had, or how long before they were pregnant….it brought great joy to me but that was probably cuz we were drinking hard….something I plan on continuing into the night…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Hayden Panettiere in a One Piece with the Dolphins….
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I can’t Get Enough of Helen Hunt’s Cameltoe
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Amazing Vintage Comic Reminding Us That Girls Were Always Easy…
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Elisabetta Canalis Will Probably Be the Girl You are Jerking Off To On Dancing with the Stars Now that her Clooney Fame Train has Ended and She’s Gotta Hang On
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Everybody Hates the Situation….Except Abercrombie Who Are Paying Him to Not Wear it as an Anti-Endorsement Endorsement….
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Mom Caught Fingering
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Pissing in the Plane Aisle is the New Black….Gerard Depardieu Pisses on Planes When Told He Can’t Piss Cuz He’s Gangster…and because That’s What Dirty Frenchmen Do
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Live Web Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Do You Know About the Aristocrats Card Trick Joke? – VIDEO
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Kelsey Monroe is One Hot Blonde
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Mika Kayama and Her Teeny Bikinis
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Rihanna Looked Better Before That fucked Up Red Clown Hair
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WTF Video of the Day
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I’d Like to Be All Over Lily Aldridge
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Hulk Hogan Reportedly Banged Another Wrestler. A Male Wrestler
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Cam Show Amazingness
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2009 PEE CAM Captures a University Student Peeing…
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Skinny Blonde Gets Herself Off
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50 Hottest Petite Women in Sports
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UK Export Maria Fowler Has A Big Birthday Boob!
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Guess Which Brunette Hottie is Gonna Be on Dancing With the Stars?
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WTF Photo of the Day
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I’d Like to Bang Jennifer Lawrence
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How About Some Megan Fox Cleavage
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Some Lindsay Lohan Patheticness
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Danielle Knudson Bikini Shoot
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Sandy and Marie Get It On – GALLERY
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Gotta Love a Hottie in the Shower
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Raven Simone is Skinny and It’s Weird
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Garden Center Upskirt
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Victoria Sweet Has Some Alone Time
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Five Erotic Vimeo Videos For Your Pleasure
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Some Zoe Saldana Hotness
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Two Sluts on the Fucking Machines
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Summer Glau in a FHM Photo Shoot
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Hottie in a Short Skirt
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Adriana Lima Introduces The Showstopper by Victoria’s Secret
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She is One Hot Latin Teen
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Kelly Rowland is Looking Hot
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Natalie is One Hot Blonde
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Julia Roberts in a Bikini…Uhhhh
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And More Lily Aldridge
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Stacy Keibler’s Amazing Legs…
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Here’s a Feel Good Movie of a Dog Greeting its Army Master after being away 9 months….
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Kevin Federline Has his Fifth Kid Britney Supports
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Another Bitch Answered an Ad in the Paper to be a Model Who Ended Up Leaving a Whore….
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I love EX GF REVENGE Porn – Cuz Everyone’s Got a Shitty Whore of an Ex who Needs to be Exposed….
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Kim Kardashian Does Not Like Being The Center Of Attention….True Story
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Megan Fox Drops Some Impressive Cleavage. Bravo, Bravo!
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Frenchmen Pisses On Plane, Because That’s What Dirty Frenchmen Do
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

17

Aug

Tara Reid’s Shitty Honeymoon Pics of the Day

Tara Reid’s shitty Honeymoon Pics with her Weird Looking, Likely Gay, Husband she’s probably paying were posted to twitter by what I can only assume was her publicist because Tara Reid definitely still has a staff behind her that needs to get paid and what better way to get work or at least money than to remind us assholes that she exists…I mean if I was a drunken party slut who was running out of American Pie money, I’d pretend to get married too…shit doesn’t fuck with a schedule like trying to hang on with Dancing with the Stars…

She/ her publicist wrote inspiring messages like “Happiness”, “Peace”, “Bulgaria we Love You”….insane…

She’s still hot…damaged…pushing 40 and still down to party hard in luxury cuz she was famous once…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s perfection…

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