I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

25

Apr

Rachel Bilson in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Rachel Bilson is in Barados with her brain-washing Canadian who she threw away everything for, in a time when if she hadn’t thrown it away then, her life would have turned around now, and the highlight of her career wouldn’t be going to shitty film festivals as one of the guests cuz they feel obligated to invite her, like she is now, but instead the bitch in the movies winning awards….you know what I’m saying…Timing is everything, and thanks to her fiance, this bitch threw it all out, so after he gave her a few months to realize that she’s a nobody, and that nobody will love her like he did, she’s back with him, only now in a bikini celebrating Easter by hiding colored eggs in her twat from him to hunt,cuz that’s what bitches who don’t believe they can’t make it on their own, especially after the whiney bitch cries about his 30th birthday weekend falling on Easter Weekend, making her feel guilty enough to give him her cunt, cuz she’s been manipulated by a dude for so long, she does what he tell her to do…instinctively.

And as long as it is in a bikini, I don’t care who or what she’s fucking, cuz I don’t get to participate, even if sharing is caring…..and here she is sharing her bikini body with us…it may not be ideal, but it’s better than nothing, droppy Easter Egg filled vagina and all…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

It’s Easter weekend and if you’re the kind of guy I think you are….You’re probably not on the computer, but instead coordinating easter egg hunts for the local kids, cuz you’re a sex offending weirdo…

In the event that you’re not a sex offending weirdo…and that you’re not too busy with family…and that you’re not taking advantage of the long weekend to coordinate a vacation….and you’re not drunk in the gutter somewhere trying to find your way home….

These links are for you….

Rachel Bilson Has a Pretty Hot Body in Barbados…
GO

A Bunch of Internet Peoples to Keep You Busy
GO

Melania Knoss Has the Potential to Be the Sluttiest First Lady Ever
GO

Sopend Your Weekend With Sluts Who Don’t Talk Back
GO

I Don’t Know WTF These Bikini Clad Broads Are Up To, Maybe You can Figure It Out
GO

Gotta Love a Busty Car Model
GO

Jesus Was the Unofficial 6th Village Person
GO

Take a Slutty Vacation, You’ve Earned It
GO

Free Cam Shows Are the Best Kind of Cam Shows
GO

It Looks Like Hef’s Age May Finally Be Catching Up With Him
GO

Busty German Amateur
GO

Nudity in Sports: A Pictorial History
GO

Sexy Toys You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
GO

Whitney Port Panty Upskirt
GO

Beyonce is Wearing a Goofy Hat and I Think It’s Hilarious
GO

Ron Weasley is Gettin’ High Muthafucka!
GO

Taylor Momsen is Looking Slutty as Always[
GO

Pauly D makes $500k/mo. If You Excuse Me I'm Gonna go Kill Myself Right Now
GO

Marie McCray Is A Firecracker
GO

Balcony Jump FAIL - VIDEO
GO

I Love When Sluts Tweet Slutty Pics
GO

The Ladies From The View Discuss Who Has The Most Vibrators… Guess Who Wins With Three? [Video]
GO

Angelina Ashe & Angelina Valentine
GO

American Apparels New Ads Have Straight Up Tits in them
GO

Rachel Bilson Brings the Hotness as Always
GO

Sammie and Molly Get Their Lick On
GO

Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
GO

I Love Japan, But Man they Wear Some Weird Shit
GO

Attendees of “Pixie Lott for Lipsy” at Swaroski Crystal Boutique
GO

Another Random Pic Dump
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Worst Michael Jackson Karaoke
GO

In Bed With Blonde Emma
GO

Fergie’s Face Lift Did Wonders For Her
GO

Amy Reid and Codi Get It On
GO

Nicole Scherzinger Is Filming Some Thing or Another
GO

Jamie Chung Sizzles In Esquire
GO

I don’t Know Who Jaimie Alexander IS, But I’d Totally Fuck Her
GO

Lindsay In A See Through Tank Top Looking Very High
GO

Eating At ihop May Get You Killed
GO

Christina Aguilera Has Big Gay Tits
GO

Megan Fox Has An Ugly Sister
GO

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

22

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Thick TIts at the Tattoo Removal Clinic of the Day

Hilary Duff brought her serious body to the Tattoo Removal Clinic. I assume she had the name of another hockey boyfriend on her cunt…and that was making her husband Jealous…not cuz he wants to be the only hockey name next to her cunt…not because he wants to be the only one inside her cunt…cuz he’s a firm believer that in order to make a strong team, you need to let the boys your fantasize in the lockeroom while showering, who you try to instigate initiation hazing rituals with even though they aren’t new to the team, fuck your wife, cuz it’s the only way you’ll get to see their hard cocks….but cuz she got to her ex hockey cock before he did….

Yes, I am calling Hilary Duff’s husband gay, especially for Hilary Duff’s ex hockey boyfriend…half their relationship is spent talking about how he used to fuck her….

All pro athletes are. Everyone knows that.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

22

Apr

David Hasselhoff’s Girlfriend of the Day

Her name is Hayley Roberts. She’s David Hasselhoff’s girlfriend. I wonder what he promised her…maybe he didn’t promise her anything…maybe he didn’t have to show her pics of Pam Anderson and say “THIS COULD BE YOU IF YOU STICK WITH ME”….maybe he didn’t have to make her watch his drunk video that his kid leaked to the internet….maybe he didn’t have to put her on payroll….maybe some girls are just groupie whore who are willing to fuck even the most insignificant, played out, was once on TV people…I’m talking even the guy in the local furniture ad from 10 years ago still gets pussy for that ad….cuz to these whore bitches, it’s better than fucking the short order cook or pizza delivery man cuz it makes them feel special…and who knows, maybe it’ll get them the exposure and his contacts will land you that gig to make you famous like you always wanted…You know how it is…and it’s not even a big deal…cuz look how happy this motherfucker is… he knows he won cuz he’s using her right back…like a pig slut that he knows she is…amazing…

Posted in:David Hasselhoff

2011

22

Apr

Amanda Seyfried in Shorts of the Day

So shitty, yet so qualified to do amazing thing with that body of hers. I mean looking at this, you’d think you were watching the autistic kid at soccer practice in the park, all pale and looking all scared of the world, in shorts that are too big for them, cuz they dressed themselves cuz their therapist who is supposed to save them from Autism like they were Jett Travolta without the whole dying part suggested it as a strategy to make them more independent….but the truth is she’s got an awesome skinny body with nice round tits…not to mention a willingness to get naked if it is for the right part that separates her from all the bullshit she’s done…that I’ve watched on repeat the last 6 months reminding me that what I see today, isn’t what I get, I mean provided I was given the opportunity to kidnap her and make her my wife like she was Elizabeth Smart…who clearly wasn’t smart….cuz if she was she’d plot a better escape..but that’s totally beside the point….

Here’s those SEX SCENES IN CHLOE…..

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

22

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Dancing Like an Idiot on Set of the Day

It’s always awkward watching a bitch dance to no music, especially when you’re watching her in pictures. It’s like stupid pose after stupid fucking pose….stupid facial expression after stupid facial expression…that really brings up the important question of why the fuck is this one hit wonder from Pussycat Dolls and one hit wonder from her own solo career coming at us again, older, harder faced and harder bodied, I get that’s it for the money, but that’s not how it’s supposed to work, one hit wonder means you fade into obscurity and live off your millions and the millions of the rich cock you were able to recruit when he thought you were a celebrity, cuz every rich dude wants to date a celebrity, cuz regular bitches can be hot, but are a dime a dozen, semi famous pussy just validates why they got rich in the first place….you can’t fuck your private jet and 500,0000 dollar Rolls Royce, even though I’m sure they’ve tried.

Either way, here she is looking like a fool….

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2011

22

Apr

Sophie Simmons is the Fat Chick in Shorts of the Day

Must suck when you’re mom’s this hot Playboy Playmate who fucks rock stars, and you’re this…I mean other than the whole trust fund, never have to work a day in her life, will find cock no matter how much she lets herself go, cuz there’s always opportunists out there willing to ride their fat girl’s bank account, or even die hard KISS fans willing to ride out the pussy their god, Gene Simmons, the mastermind behind the only thing that has meaning in their pathetic lives, created with his sperm.

Who knows, who cares, why is she wearing such short tight shorts? Her thighs so big she hasn’t got a pussy anymore…it’s like they won the fight and ate her pussy up…now it is no more….I’m so mean…and really for no real reason other to laugh…let’s move along now.

Posted in:Sophie Simmoms

2011

22

Apr

Kristin Cavallari’s Amazing Face of the Day

I figured that when this bitch’s show got cancelled, she’d finally throw in the fucking towel and produce sex tapes…or pretty much anything semi-erotic.

For those of you who don’t know or care, she was the bitch from a show called Laguna Beach, it was the show that was chapter 1 of The Hills…it was what made this bitch a “Celebrity” and I use that world loosely, and she had the balls to refuse to continue on The Hills cuz she had an ego and decided she could make it as an actor, a legit actor…the crossover everyone in Reality has been able to make successfully….only to realize a few years later that she needed money and that no one took her seriously…and that she was the bitch on a show far less significant than the one she refused to be the star of….So she had to beg MTV to let her back on, only for the shit to get cancelled her first year back…making you think she’s either the Yoko Ono that ends a horrible thing…a hero to the world or maybe that she’s the useless twat capable of bringing down an already useless as fuck show cuz she’s just that useless…

But I see the good in everything, and I firmly believe there’s nothing useless about ANY girl…pretty much cuz she’s got the required holes to be a real talent and success in porn.

Leading to the conclusion, that she should turn to porn, cuz I think it’d be a place where she could really fucking shine…at least a place I’d like to watch her shine….with semen and vagina juice…cuz really they’re all fucking whores to me.

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2011

22

Apr

Solange Wilvert’s Ass and Titties for Vogue Spain of the Day

Here’s Solange Wilvert, a 22 year old Brazilian model titty and ass for Vogue Spain…cuz fashion knows that without titty, ass and hot bitches…it pretty much is nothing but a bunch of pretentious fags and fag hags competing to see who can be the most sour faced, miserable, and unimpressed who no one would really pay attention to if it wasn’t for the hot model pussy….but then again, I may just be speaking for myself….you may be all about fashion cuz it makes you feel pretty and all about obnoxious fags cuz they make you cum…but that’s your own shit you gotta work through with your local reverse homosexuality minister…that’s not really my specialty…

Posted in:Solange Wilvert