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2011

25

May

Angelina from Jersey Shore Does Hip Hop of the Day

This dumpy video vixen from hell is actually Angelina from Jersey Shore….Definitely not a Vixen, but definitely a spawn of all evil…just for being part of that Jersey Shore shit, not that I’ve actually watched the shit, because dumpy trashcan drunk chicks is more of a nightmare to me than something I want to watch on my spare time….but I was emailed this Felony Fame & Red Cafe Hip Hop video and they chose her to be the star of their bullshit, I don’t know why, but I figure that bottom feeder barely a celebrity cameos is better than no cameos or some shit….

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Posted in:Angelina

2011

25

May

Pippa Middleton Flashes Her Panties of the Day

Pippa Middleton is my favorite world’s jealous sister. You know cuz I’ve seen sisters jealous of each other for the craziest shit, like daddy gave one the car and the other went nuts, or daddy molested one while they were growing up and the other developed a complex, or mommy and daddy just favor one over the other leaving the other depressive, suicidal, even destructive to get noticed, leading to many throat fucks, drug overdoses and other amazing things….and none of those Jealous bitches had as much as this Pippa bitch has to get jealous over…I mean shit…her sister is a future Queen…that’s way more of an accomplishment than landing a good job, or doing well in school, or whatever else sisters rival about…

So it’s only natural bitch would go out and flash her panties to milk her new fame so she too can make something of her life by marrying someone important…

To See The Panties….
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Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

25

May

The Vagina That Made Coco of the Day

If you’ve ever wondered what kind of whore pussy created the whore entity that is Coco, look no further, cuz these are pictures of her and her mother, or who I like to call the woman who taught her strong morals and values that lead to her being the stripper Ice-T fell in love wit her ridiculous ass and tits which worked out well cuz she fell in love with his Wallet. We call that a win win.

Posted in:Coco

2011

25

May

Obama Does The Hitler of the Day

First he pisses off the Jewish people by saying he thinks Palestine should be its own country. Now he’s doing the Hitler. Maybe I’m looking too far into it cuz I showed a jewish person at the coffee shop and he said “what’s the big deal, he’s just waving”….and that my friend, is why I focus on Tits and not Politics…

Posted in:Obama

2011

25

May

Richard Simmons Always Amazing of the Day

Richard Simmons is one of those gay dudes who is so gay it doesn’t make you gay if you jerk off to him, you know cuz he’s an honorary woman and even with the biggest penis in those dainty shorts, still has a vagina….at least that’s what I told myself back in the 90s when his work-out show was the only informercial on late night TV for me to jerk off to…I mean once Suzanne Sommers Thighmaster and the late night sex phone lines “we could have a really great time, if you call me, just call me, pick up the phone”….were exhausted…I’m just joking about the jerking off shit…but dude was a fucking ridiculous gay clown before everyone was gay, who pretty much paved he way for Lady Gaga, he was the OG Gaga, and that makes me laugh so I’m posting him anyway…

Posted in:Richard Simmons

2011

25

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I don’t know why you’re reading this….It’s official Planking day today…I mean shit…shouldn’t you be off your computer and Planing your Planking….

Here is the stepNEWS….probably not the best weird news on the internet…but it’s good enough for me…

Transgender Woman Attacked….Cuz Transgendered women are weird….

A 32-year-old Fredericksburg, Va., transgender woman is recovering from a beating outside a 7-Eleven on Fall Hill Avenue last Saturday. According to police, at least three people began to argue with and then attacked the victim.

Utah passes ‘too sexy’ law and I’m Guilty as Charged…
Be careful how you act in Utah because acting too sexy could get you arrested

Dentist accused of battering 85 yr old
Virginia Graham says her Deltona dentist battered and bruised her and tried to steal her dentures, so she bit him.

Transsexual Widow Loses in Court Cuz transgendered People are Weird
Nikki Araguz, the transsexual widow of a Wharton County firefighter, will not get a dime from Thomas Araguz’s death benefits.

Coins Stolen from Park Fountain
Police are trying to figure out who stole all the coins from a decorative fountain in a Marietta city park.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

25

May

Kirsten Dunst from All Good Things Topless – Now in HD of the Day

Kirsten Dunst is really hustling this getting naked in movies because it is the only way she gets work….I mean other than collaborating with NAZIS

From the topless scene in All Good Things that I posted back in November…to the fully naked in Melancholia …..and I’m into it…I just wish she did it when she was younger and still relevant…but they never do…they always wait until push comes to shove…and creditors come knocking…to really do performances that matter because they are naked in them…

Either way, someone emailed me the clip I ALREADY POSTED only in HD and I figured some of you would care enough to see this shit in HD so I’m posting it….Cuz celeb tits are celeb tits no matter how in the pits that celeb tit has gone…

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst

2011

24

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m taking over Twitter….I got an honorable mention in Coed Magazine’s Dirties Twitter List….it’s been a long time since the media has even noticed me…years ago I was in Maxim and Complex. I’d get interview requests cuz no one else was doing this kind of site and then nothing…but today that all changed..

I’ll be selling 8 x 10 signed portraits in the stepSTORE. I’m obnoxious like that…

Here are my stepLINKS…

I’m obnoxious like that….

Coco’s Got a Clothing Line and She’s Promoting it with her Ridiculous Tits
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Ali Lohan in a Bikini
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Estella Warren Knows How To Party!!!
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Free Cam Girls Are Easy….and Free
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Web Sluts You Won’t Have to Tell Twice
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If Women Ruled the World – VIDEO
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Jessica Jane is Sexy as Ever
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Sophie Turner Needs to Put a Fucking Bag Over Her Head, Jesus
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Free Cam Shows. FREE
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Amateur Rubs One Out
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Arianny Celeste & the Hottest UFC Girls
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Michelle Rodriguez Upskirt
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Michelle Rodriguez Upskirt
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Olivia Wilde or Mila Kunis, Who Would You Rather?
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Ali Lohan Looks Like a Dude
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Julianne Hough Goes For a Bike Ride
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These Girlfriends Know How To Have Fun
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Drunk Chick on a Cruise Ship Pisses Herself
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Get a Load of Bubbles
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Take A Seat: Celebs Whose 15 Minutes Are Officially Up
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Check Out Redhead Fibby
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The Rapture Has Come & Gone, Celebrate With Catholic Porn
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January Jones: ‘X-Men: First Class’ Posters!
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Red Head on the Fucking Machine
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Daisy Lowe for UK esquire HD By Greg Williams
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Hipster Model Type, Anyone?
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Just Cause
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Another Random PicDump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gwen Stefani Bikini Pics
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Now That’s What I Call a Salesmen
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Striptease of the Day
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Pretty Brunette Models Some Sexy Lingerie
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Cowgirl Brooke Belle
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7 of the most subtly depressing sitcom premises of all-time
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LeAnna Rimes is So Skinny it’s Terrifying
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Get a Load of Portia Jenkins
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Hot WAG, Ellie Penfold Spilling Out Of Her Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Lost Her Bikini Top And Here Are Her Tits
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Victoria Silvstedt Shows Off Her Big Fake Tits
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Bar Refaeli Shows Off Her Hot Bikini Wedgie Ass
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Cops Beat Up Man In Wheelchair
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Reminder – Model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Hottest Cover Shoot Ever
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

24

May

Harper’s Bazaar is So Perverted of the Day

Here’s 20 year old model Bambi Northwood-Blyth all topless and shit for Harper’s Bazaar because Harper’s Bazaar is a porn magazine designed as a fashion magazine, cuz fashion magazines make more money from advertising than porn magazines, cuz they don’t have that stigma attached to it, so if you are an up an coming pornographer, just take my advice and make it fashion porn…subtle and artistic…cuz that’s the best way to make your porn get you a private jet….

I don’t know who this Bambi chick is, other than that she’s a model willing to get topless for a photoshoot to advance her career and that’s good enough wor ethic for me to notice…

Posted in:Bambi Northwood-Blyth

2011

24

May

Angela Lindvall Showing Some Nipples of the Day

Angela Lindavall showed off her furry fully naked hipster bush pussy that I love cuz all models have Fashionista Bush and show it off in exchange for money like a common whore awhile back…

So these pics of her clothed with a little nipple are hardly interesting enough to post, but I’m bored and posting them anyway, cuz any girl showing nipple in life, deserves to get noticed….even if it is hiding under see through clothes…

Posted in:Angela Lindvall

2011

24

May

Rosie Huntington Whitely Does Complex of the Day

The nice thing about Rosie Huntingtong Whitely is that she’s into old bald men…so it gives old bald men hope that one day they’ll get a Rosie Huntington Whitely of their own….all they need is to make millions of dollars, secure a little fame, and the rest of the pieces will fall into place….Until then, they remain, old bald men.

Here she is in a Hot Photoshoot for Complex

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2011

24

May

Lady Gaga Does Best Buy of the Day

I am going to stop hating on Gaga for being a lie. I figure who fucking cares at this point. I can’t bring her down. No one is going to investigative report her to find out the truth that she’s a marketing campaign for a record label to target the gays gone right…and in some calculated way…where she pretends to no give a shit or try…is really all contrived like crazy…because people seem to really love her spectacle…and she seems to dress half naked…and despite her hideous face and everything she stands for as she turns the whole world gay…I can’t hate on public appearances outfitted like this….It’s just not in my bag of tricks to ever turn on an ugly chick half naked and crying for attention…who may not even be a chick….cuz that whole half naked thing wins me over…even when there’s deep rooted hatred for the bitch invovled…I don’t understand me. I just know I’m ashamed. Probably something Gaga’s family can relate to…until they see her pay stubs…

This whole thing is insane, and it’s not going away anytime soon. I don’t get it. She’s so fucking vile….I can’t imagine anyone masturbates to this….

All this to say , someone needs to get hot pussy back into pop. Maybe that’ll be my summer project.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

24

May

Selena Gomez in a Bikini Top of the Day

These pictures of Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez in a bikini were sent to me last night. The person who emailed them in was like “Justin Beiber’s Been Working Out!!”, when what really matters in the pics is not how many push ups Beaver Fever can do, it’s that 18 year old Statutory Rapist who hasn’t been charged as a sex offender even though she should, unless Usher Raymond doesn’t let them actually fuck cuz this is an arranged relationship for press, Selena Gmez, is standing next to him in a fucking bikini top, I think that person’s priorities are totally out of whack…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

24

May

Fergie in a Tight See Through Dress of the Day

I don’t know what these pictures of Fergie are from, but I do like how they photoshopped her beard out, I mean I hate looking at hot round asses in see through outfits only to be forced to be reminded of their testicles…

I know the Fergie being a dude thing is old….we should focus on truths…like that she was a gutter meth addict so deep in debt she was about to kill herself….a vulnerable time in which she probably sucked a lot of fucking drug dealer cock…memories of her getting ass raped by debt collectors…in some repressed memories we’d probably all jerk off to…

And that’s what really matters when it comes to Fergie.

Posted in:Fergie

2011

24

May

Julianne Hough Getting Some Male Touch in a Bikini of the Day

The 80s and early 90s made me a tit man, because 80s and early 90s clothes made asses look big and flat. Maybe that’s the reason breast implant sales went up like fucking crazy back then…because even hot asses were being I would have wanted to get pregnant with my mouth were being oppressed and abused into hiding their full potential under a pair of high waisted neon bikini underwear….but for some reason, I’m liking it now. I guess we grow as a person…and I’m pretty sure Julianne Hough doesn’t give a fuck, she is getting work but more importantly, she finally gets to feel a man’s touch, and it has been so long since that happened, thanks to fake dating Ryan Seacrest, so she doesn’t really care how stupid the bitch looks, she just can’t wait to run home to insert things in her box.

Posted in:Julianne Hough