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2011

24

Nov

Salma Hayek Lays Gold Eggs of the Day

I don’t think this is actually Salma Hayek laying golden eggs, from what I’d imagine, she’s likely menopausal….and well past her child bearing years…..so maybe this is just her shitting gold…you know because compared to the shanty town, donkey shit made huts her friends she grew up with in Mexico and how they are living, she pretty much does shit gold….so why not share that talent with the fucking world…..It is thanksgiving after all…

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2011

24

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the News….cuz I fucking love local news….and have for as long as I can remember…with their idiotic stories of idiots that aren’t idiotic enough to be on the national news….

Here’s a few thanksgiving

Defense factory workers party at lunch
There’s a plant in Detroit called Tower Defense and Aerospace. The name itself gives you an idea what they do inside, but it’s what workers were caught doing outside during their lunch break that will shock you.

Texas Mom Joins Teen Fistfight
Shocking video posted online shows a mother getting involved in her daughter’s fight. The girls are both Garland middle school students and now the woman is under arrest.

Bikini Barista Robbed by Cyclist
Police in Washington are investigating a robbery of a bikini clad coffee barista in one of the states drive thru coffee stands.

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2011

24

Nov

January Jones’ Mom Body in Bastard Baby’s First Thanksgiving of the Day

I am thankful for January Jones shedding her baby weight…but far more thankful for January Jones bringing an illegitimate, fatherless, baby into the world, cuz broken homes, especially with guilty parents with deep pockets to make up for their fuck ups, makes for amazing dysfunction…

This should be a modern holiday special…fuck Charlie Brown…give me January Jones Fatherless Baby’s First Thanksgiving Miracle…

I am also thankful for her tits….

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2011

24

Nov

Katherine Heigl Definitely Not Anorexic, Very Excited About Food of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katherine Heigl struggling with her shopping cart because she’s fat and that’s what happens when you’re weighed down with food….I figured from her dumpy figure….and big tits that only come with over-eating – this was the case…I’m insightful like that…

I mean sure you can argue it is her prepping thanksgiving, where she tells the family how thankful she is for how great she is, and how despite being ugly, has managed to get cast in tons of movies, in some kind of miracle, only selling her soul to the devil would explain, because seriously, everything about her is a cunt……Happy Thanksgiving you undeserving priviledged twat.

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2011

24

Nov

Eva Longoria Dressed Like a Tween for the Perverts of the Day

I don’t know if she’s dressed like a tween or a stripper during the day…but I know that it looks hot…all cigarette pack shoved into her pants like a hooker with no pockets in her latex pants, but all cotton casual like she’s on her way to summer camp…or walmart to buy formula for her 8 mixed race babies with different daddies….Viva Mexico.

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2011

24

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not in America….but I am celebrating thanksgiving by drinking my face off – since no one else around me is – it makes it a hell of a lot more fun. Sure I won’t be eating Turkey and Stuffing…..like this murderer…

But I will be sexually harrassing women….and posting half assed as I dance to Holiday classics like the one with Jodie Foster before she was a lesbian…..fairweather lesbians are the worst….

Spray Paint Artist Insanity
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The 20 Most Exotic Hotties in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Have Fun
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Thanksgiving With Aria Giovanni, the Cleavage Gourmet
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Alpine Coaster – With No Brakes! – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Justene
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Sour Face
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Live Cam Sluts, Only the Best
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Busty Blonde Gets Her Pussy All Wet
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The 20 Hottest Former Disney Stars
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Pepper Spray is This Year’s Thanksgiving Sidedish!
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2011

23

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Happy thanksgiving shit heads. I am thankful that I waste my day for unappreciative pricks. I am thankful that only one or two of you read this shit. I am thankful for the titty pics people have sent in. I am thankful that I’ve decided to take this shit mainstream. I am thankful nothing works out for me. I am thankful I keep going and haven’t died yet….but most importantly I’m thankful it is thanksgiving so I can be lazy, drunk, and hopefully driving through neighborhoods with blind children….because I’m an asshole and that shit makes me feel good in theory…but not as good as lap dances….nothing ever changes….

That said….Happy thanksgiving shit heads….

Here are the stepLINKS

Reese Witherspoon’s Cameltoe
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J.Lo Fat Ass Fiat Ad You All Expected
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What Kids are Thankful For…
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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Pornographic Performance
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Famous Athletes as Muppets
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Nicole Scherzinger for Shape Magazine
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Kids Destroy House With Flour
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Dog Running on Highway – I Like Dogs TOo Much – This is Too Intense for Me………to Watch…
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Elle Fanning Hipster
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Courtney Stodden is Slutty on Thanksgiving
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Live Cam Shows, Only the Best For You
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Roof Jump Timing FAIL – VIDEO
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Jordan Carver Big Old Tits
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Gotta Live Twit Pic Sexiness
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Bitches Love High Scores: 10 Games to Turn You into a Ladykiller
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Annalynne McCord’s Cute Booty Pop
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Free Cams to Drive You Wild
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Angelina Jolie is Insane or Something
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Kim Kardashian is Fucking Pathetic
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She Loves a Good Dildoing
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The 50 Sexiest Celebrity Athletes
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Chloe Slims Tit Slip
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Gwenyth Paltrow is Fucking Dull
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Miley Cyrus Hates Her Stupid Tattoos and So Do I
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Michele Bachmann’s Late Night Intro Song
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Wendy Dickey is an Awesome Mother
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Jandra Dziaugyte is One Hot Model
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Natalie Gauvreau Takes Titillating Pics
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How Cool Were You in 1984?
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Broke As A Joke: Linda Hogan Cleans The Hulkster Out In Their Divorce
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Roxie’s Pussy is Close Up – VIDEO
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Fucking In Cop Cars Is The Crime Sweeping The Nation
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Ash Hollywood is Getting Sexy on the Kitchen Counter
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Emma Stone is Sexy on Sesame Street
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This Chick Looks Topless
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Helen Flanagan Models The Thora Dress From Agent Provocateur!
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Random Pic Dump, Why Not?
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Was An “Ugly Betty� As A Teenager
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Hot Slut in the Pool
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Celebrity Asses on Display in ‘Culo’
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Eva Mendes Shows Off Some Sexy Leg
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Johnny Cash Thanksgiving Video….
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Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Watch
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Jessica Simpson Next Spokesperson for Weight Watchers
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Awesome New Rocket Launcher…..
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Al Pacino Looking Like A Fucking Murderer
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Jessica Jane Clement Showing Big Tits In A Tiny Bikini
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Muslims Are Awesome Part 3!
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Wendy Dickey Dresses Her Kid Like A Prostitute
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A Whore Is Whore Is A Whore
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ANNA KOURNIKOVA IN WHITE BIKINI
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SAM FAIERS and JESSICA WRIGHT IN BIKINI IN DUBAI
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2011

23

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Covers Interview Magazine of the Day

Scarlett Johansson, or Scarjo as she’s known to her closest and dearest friends…..is photoshopped to shit on the cover of the latest Interview magazine…wearing some Madonna from the 80s inspired underwear, looking thin, hot and ready to marry you he divorce you forcing you to fuck hotter bitches than her…..and I’m posting it because I’ve seen Scarlett Johansson’s titties in nude cellphone pics, and any girl who takes nude cell pics and doesn’t whine about it like an annoying cunt, but instead gets the dude behind it arrested, while letting all of us celebrate the pics, is a role model to me….seriously. She handled the nude pics better than every other nude pic scandal I’ve dealt withi on this miserable blog.

In fact, nude cellphone pics are a fucking currency to me…I accept it as payment from all favors and tasks, from shoveling driveways this winter, to helping you with your high school homework….

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2011

23

Nov

More Asses for Raphael Mazzuco’s Culo Book of the DAy

So this Raphael Mazzucco dude made a book about asses, yesterday I posted the Nicole Scherzinger possibly a man but decent ass despite her cunt attitude pics, unfortunately, today I have more models who get paid for this kind of thing, and really I love ass, it’s the closest thing to pussy, if it has a good shape, I’m down…even if it doesn’t I like looking at it…you see cuz nice tits are easier to achieve than a hot ass…. so here are some models showing their assses for the book….I’m into it….

Alessandra Ambrosio Ass from Above….Booty All Round and Poppin’


Kate Upton….all 19 and from an amazing just been fucked hard face in the pillow angle that makes whoever fucked her wanna fuck her some more….


Bianca Balti reminding me why I love sniffing couch cushions…


Christie Teigan Covered in String so that she can live with herself and say she’s never done nude photos…cuz that would make her a whore who used to follow me on twitter but then blocked me….


Irina Shayk covered in Black Semen because I Assume Her Pussy Was Exposed Cuz that’s Just the Kind of Whore she Is…Exposing Pussy to get to the top…


Posted in:Culo

2011

23

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news….perfect and insane….these are the people we share our streets with….these are the days of our lives….I spend too much time alone.

Illinois Girl Crashes Car Because Boyfriend Wouldn’t Take Her to Breaking Dawn Pt. 1
She was also charged with DUI

Girl’s Teeth Shattered in Atlanta Nail Salon Brawl
A teenage girl’s teeth were shattered when a large porcelain bowl struck her in the face during a brawl inside a suburban Atlanta nail salon that may have been touched off by a dispute over pricing.

Drunk Driver Calls 911 To Turn Himself In
A Wisconsin man called a 911 dispatcher to let authorities know he needed to be arrested

Football Coach’s Wife Changes Grades Of Players
An Illinois high school coach’s wife is being accused of changing grades of 64 students in the school’s computer system so they could play on the team.

NY Vodka Billboard Controversy
A liquor billboard in New York called Anti-Semitic has been removed

Boy, 10, Claims Shocking Sex Assault at School
A local mother say her special needs son was sexually assaulted at school, not once, but twice. And she says when she reported it, the school blew her off and retaliated against her.

Meals on Wheels Volunteer Faces Charges
He was supposed to deliver food to elderly neighbors in need. Instead, one Meals on Wheels volunteers is now charged with sexually assaulting one of the women he signed up to help.

Arizona Student Threatens to Stab Teacher
A 13-year-old middle school student is accused of threatening to stab her teacher and she was caught carrying an 8 inch knife.

Assault on Boston street caught on tape
An attempted robbery and a violent assault on the streets of Boston went unreported, but was caught on camera.

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2011

23

Nov

Brooke Burke is a Hot Mom of 12 of the Day

Brooke Burke may be irritating as fuck on Twitter, which from what I understand in my limited, I don’t give a fuck, I just want to see her naked, is her primary work….but when clothed she’s hot as fuck, it’s like I’m watching Wild On back in 99 or some shit, only 12 years and 12 kids later, making me assume her vagina may be a force to be reckoned with, you know like the equivalent of the big boss on your video games, all spitting fetuses out of it’s flappy tenticle filled mouth, but the rest of her, even her fake tits, while I hate fake tits, make up for it proper….

Here she is on a date night, while her army is back home, looking hot in expensive cars….

Posted in:Brooke Burke

2011

23

Nov

Reese Witherspoon is a Dumpy Mom of 12 of the Day

No matter how much this pig worksout, she’ll always be a fucking pig. I don’t get it. Maybe she should lay off the dairy products, or the deep south where she’s from fried foods. Maybe she should stop putting her faith in Jesus like the good Mormon or whatever the fuck she pretends to be, all going to church all the time, despite living her life filled with divorce and sex out of wedlock…..She’s hollywood trash playing wholesome southern woman, who if in fact was a wholesome southern woman, she wouldn’t be in Hollywood…..

So here she is in workout clothes looking dumpy as shit, confusing all of us, but expecting her to blame it on getting run over a few weeks ago, cuz that’s just what fat women do…they make excuses….

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2011

23

Nov

Annalynne McCord Hard Nipples on Set of the Day

Annalynne McCord is out digging for attention the easiest way she knows how…by being an annoying fucking slut you just wantt to hate fuck so hard that it humilates her and she can’t live with herself, forcing her to commit suicide or run back to her mom in Texas or wherever she is from, to fuck off and fade into obscurity….and she’s making that cry for attention that I hope ends in an actual cry eventually….by wearing tight pants and hard nipples….and I am buying into her shit….

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2011

23

Nov

Top Tricky Massage Video on Youtube Video of the Day

Watch this video in its entiriety and tell me….what you think about how it turns out….I know millions of people have seen it, but it is new to me…and it really fucked with my head proper….especially the scene after she’s on all fours….

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

23

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fuck the morning. I think the work day for everyone should be from 3-5. The rest of the time, dedicated to sleep and drink….cuz this working shit is probably gonna kill you. I hear it is a really shitty way to spend the day….that’s why I retired from life back in 1999 and here I am today…in bed at 6 and up at noon to blog about nothing…..I am really just waiting for that new law to go in effect where my site gets banned in all of AMERICA>…so here’s to nothing….

Miami Bikini Hotness! – VIDEO
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25 Women Who Could Be the Next Kim Kardashian
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Free Cam Shows. Make the Most of It
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100 Pictures of Aida Yespica in Lingerie and Bikinis
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Sexual Innuendos In Cartoons
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Chelsea Brings the Hotness
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WTF is Wrong With Courtney Loves Tits
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Live Cam Shows. Check It
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Brunette Tries Her Hand at Self Fisting
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Scarlett Johansson’s Most Risqué Looks
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