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2011

23

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens Does Shorts of the Day

Here’s the highlight of my day, I mean besides not dying in my sleep, or or the hangover that for some reason has made me calm and content in my misery, unlike last weeks poisoning that couldn’t get myself out of bed…

It’s Vanessa Pudgens doing useless errands, probably with paparazzi she hired, wearing denim shorts, showing off her dumpy ass, that looks boxy and weird in thes shorts, possibly due to the weight gain, or maybe due to the shape of the shorts….and it doesn’t really matter cuz I am loving it…almost as much as I loved her self shot, hairy pussy, nude pics….showing her teen fans what being a slut is all about, no matter how wholesome she was marketed….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

23

Sep

Fergie Sex Doll of the Day

Here’s some pictures of Fergie posing with some ridiculous wax figure of herself…and it amazes me how excited she is about this, I mean if I saw a wax figure of myself…I’d feel like a fucking asshole standing next to it…but that may be cuz people would be pointing and laughing at the quantity of wax used….

The only thing hot about this is that it could double as a sex toy and Fergie could fuck herself with her wax self’s arm….and I haven’t figured out if they mold the genitals on these wax figures they make for what’s gotta be the dumbest tourist attraction ever….but it is nothing a lighter won’t fix…

Posted in:Fergie

2011

23

Sep

Pippa Middleton Does Tight Pants of the Day

Here’s my favorite second rate citizen, at least in terms of her immediate family, because her sister is an actual princess, while she’s just the old spinster living off her parents, instead of the Royal Family….and I know that girls are generally pretty self involved and only care about their immediate surrounds and even hate their own best friends cuz it’s just all part of being a girl…so it’s gotta be pretty hard on her and she must be plotting the takeover….

Sure these tight pants in pictures that are not taken from behind or spread eagled the way I want them to be…aren’t as good as her panty flash or what I think we have coming…but think of it as practice for what’s to come…

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

23

Sep

AJ Michalka Does Fake Tits of the Day

Here’s some AJ MICHALKA , who I’m guessing is some Disney star, who is normally with her sister ALY MICHALKA but I’m not gonna bother further investigating, cuz I’m just posting these pics because she’s got some hot perky tits that are either fake or distorting the truth with false marketing she has something she doesn’t in a push up padded bra, like all the girls are doing these days now that bras simulate implants…..and I guess what it all comes down to is that Disney Execs are rumored to make these teen actors have sex with them and that kind of practice at a young age, knowing that is how to get ahead, will make a bitch a lot of fun to hang with, provided she doesn’t go lesbian like other molested girls…Good times.

Posted in:AJ Michalka

2011

23

Sep

Trying to Look Up Lisa Vanderpump’s Skirt of the Day

Amazing name…it can’t be real…based on her tacky face and shitty fake tits….it’s gotta be something she coordinated like it was a shitty dress and a pair of designer shoes…

I don’t knowwho this bitch is, but she reminds me of the Friday night cougars I was watching a fat black guy hustling last week…which reminds me that today is friday so I shouldn’t bother posting….but I’ll do it anyway…

Posted in:Lisa Vanderpump

2011

23

Sep

Top Farting Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

It is safe to say that youtube has made millions off farting videos – there are so many of them – and he weirdest thing about it – is that I know people jerk off to this shit – proving that youtube remains the biggest, publicly traded porn site…

Today’s fetish – just farting in sexy clothes…

This is the best one….Some Asian Farting on Some Crazy White Dude’s Face

A couple farting girls in panties….

This is some intense and creepy farting

Blonde Bikini Girl Farting…

Small Chick Big Farts….

Some Weird Fart Sniffing Video

Farts and Sniffs it

Fart in Leggings

Fart in Some Dude’s Face

Big Fart – Ass Crack

Farting in Panties…

Panty Upskirt Fartin

Farting in Latex

That’s enough of this farting shit

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

23

Sep

stepNEWS of the DAy

You know what I feel about the news…its funnier than celebrity gossip cuz real life is legit….like my hangover is…even though I don’t want to get into my disasterous night…but I do I love that an aspiring singer has the same name as a pornstar….riding her cocksucking fame to get noticed….good strategy.

Here’s the rest of the news…

Texas Teen Finds Sex Supplies in Mail
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Local Man Forced to Fly with Vomit
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Philadelphia College Student Raped After Hailing Cab
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LAFD Firetruck Porn Shoot Allegations Probed
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Words With Friends Leads to Sexual Assault
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Teen Fight In Safe House Caught On Tape
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

23

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some words of wisdom from the internet in the form of an email…

This site is starting to suck more and more each week. And no one cares about your drunken escapades, I take that back, they are somewhat funny. But you need to figure something out or your going to run this site into the ground. Don’t do the same thing and expect different results.

I don’t disagree with this bitch, the site is boring, but not cuz of me, cuz of hollywood, and going out and producing OG content means getting off the couch and that’s not very agoraphobic friendly…

Not to mention the drunken stories is all I know cuz that’s all I do…so that’s like telling a black dude not to rap about weed, women and being black…it is repetitive but so is my life…..

What it all comes down to is running things into the ground is kinda what I do in social situations all the time, so it only makes sense to do it on the internet…not to mention as a fat man, sometimes that’s the only running I can do…

Who cares… Here’s some shit going on on other wesbsites that aren’t run into the ground…

The Dog is Humping Grandma – VIDEO
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Marie Claude Has One Crazy Rack
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50 Hottest College Cheerleader Pics
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Free Cam Shows, Because You’re Friday Should End With a Bang
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And That’s Why a Wife Should Always Listen to Her Man – VIDEO
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Girls in Leather Are Great to Look At
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Selena Gomez Looks Like Klohe Kardashian in These Pids and It’s Kinda Terrifying
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Nine Entertaining Videos of Angry Coaches Losing Their Minds
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Busty Slut Loases the Match and Has to Do As She is Told
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Posted in:MHD

2011

22

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

This is amazing – years ago I set up a hotline for people to call in and leave me erotic, disturbing, funny, awkward messages and no one did – so I stopped bothering with it….until today when I found the number and saw it still works….so not I want people to start leaving me erotic, disturbing, funny, awkward messages….

1 (212) 863-9676

Do it…Now here are the stepLINKS….

Tyra Banks Showing Off Her Tits
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Marc Martel is the future of music – Seriously nutty…
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Flaming Lips Release a 6 Hour Song
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Clooney’s Ex Tells His Current Some Advice – How Considerate – Who Fucking Cares
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Most Flexible Slut In The World
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Kendra Wilkinson is Retarded and So is the Guy in Her Porn
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25 More Dorm Room Posters
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Brenda Song Isn’t Pregnant, so I Guess She’s Just a Fat Shit
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This Vagina In a Test Wants You To Take a Peek
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Live Web Cam Sluts to Make a Dull Day Better
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Some Insane Footage of the Tsunami is Japan That is Fucking Terrifying
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Amanda is Sizzling in a Bikini
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Shantel Jackson is an Uncontested Knockout
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Lizzie Caplan is Like Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel Rolled All Into One
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Jessica Burciaga Slips Into Her Little Undies
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Nicolas Cage Is An Undead Vampire (According To A On Guy eBay)
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Know You Need a Way to Waste Your Time
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Emo Slut Gets Off on MSN
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The Sexiest Wives and Girlfriends of Sports Stars That Love to Party
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Kardashian Sisters Upskirts
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Yeah I’d Still Bang Ginger Spice
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Vanessa Hudgens Pumps Gas in Short Shorts
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Annalynne McCord…Blah Blah…Bikini…Blah Blah
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Daphne Guinness Makes Me Want to Puke
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Snookie is a Stupid Drunk Slut
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Melissa Satta Looking Good In A Bikini
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Indian TV Host (Woman) Slaps Contestant And Gets Socked Right Back: All Hell Breaks Loose – VIDEO
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Claudia Rossi in On All Fours
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Sexual Roleplay Disaster – Funny Comedy Video
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Emily Blunt is Bangworthy
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Zoey Rubs One Out And You Can Watch
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The Sesame Street Version of Glee is Better Than the Real Version of Glee – VIDEO
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Tight Jeans and Shiny Shoes, I’m in Heaven
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Some Milan Fashion Week Sexiness
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Funny Truck Fail – VIDEO
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Sandra Bullock’s Bouncy Boobs
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Revenge on Cheating Girlfriend – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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The Summer of Celebrity Bikinis
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Melyssa Ford Has Been Working Out [Photos]
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I Don’t Wanna Imagine the Shape of Selena Gomez’s Vagina If She Actually Pushed Out All These Kids
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Rihanna Amazing Concert Pussy Grab
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Sofia Vergara Hiding Her TIts
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How to seduce any girl in 60 seconds
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You Need This Fucking Awesome Affordable Drinking Vessel
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Annalynne McCord Fuckable In A Bikini, Blah Blah… Great Ass…Blah Blah
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Pippa Middleton A Royal Panty Upskirt. May I Please Have Some More Guv’nah
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Kim Kardashian. Just Make It Go Away. Her Tits Can Stay Though.
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Melissa Satta. Holy Fuck In A Bikini! I Mean Come On…Fuck.
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Girl With a Big Pussy Jerks off a Dude…
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Dude came for his chamber maid – amazing….timing…
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Lauren is a Whore….She Didn’t Start out a Whore…But She is a WHore
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Some Hot Chick Inspecting her Twat
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Some Huge Boobs
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Ex GF Porn
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Hairy Italian Chick Peeing
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Amateur Couple Turn the Couch into a Porn Set
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This Asshole Has Pussy Lips…
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