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2009

02

Dec

Sophie Turner and her Fake Tits of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but I think she’s probably a Pamela Anderson impersonator….or at least a stripper who saw Pamela Anderson get famous in the 90s because of her fake hair and fake tits and figured she could do the same fucking thing easily, all she needed was 5,000 dollars and a bottle of peroxide, but I guess it wasn’t as easy as she thought, because she didn’t anticipate that thousands of other sluts would also take Pam Anderson’s lead and got the fake tits and fake hair and now there’s enough of these bitches to form a fucking army that could take people out with their potent smell of STDs they got trying to get ahead in life…or with their killer blowjob skills they got from all the fucking practice over the decades of trying to be relevant…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fake Tits|Sophie Turner

2009

02

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Introduces her New Immigrant Pusssy of the Day

I know the only lesbians people care about today is the Mom from Family Ties, even though she’s lost all sex appeal she might have had, you know with being old as fuck. The deal with later-in-life lesbians is that they are tired of dealing with men, especially after 3 failed marriages and all prospects are out fucking younger pussy, and their hormones are all out of whack thanks the menopause, you know the whole transition from woman to androgynist equipped with more testosterone than any of you motherfuckers….

But I still have a soft spot in my panties for Lohan even though she’s dying, her career is dead and she had to go to some third world country to pick up the kid she used to sponsor named Calle Lourdes Demar, because she’s the only girl willing to give Lohan any love or attention even though she is ugly as fuck….and here she is with her big reveal as she introduces her new pussy to her bodyguard, which to Lohan is like introducing her to her family, because her family is too busy being self absorbed and fucked up to care….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Calle Lourdes Demar|Lesbians|Lindsay Lohan

2009

02

Dec

Shakira Performing Rockin’ The Mic of the Day

I think Shakira has lost her appeal in a big way, but that doesn’t mean she has. If you do a Youtube search, you’ll see that people still masturbate to her, at least I assume they do, because the only reason a video would get that many views is because a few motherfuckers spent at least a week goin back to that video for their orgasms.

I know that Shakira is cheating in this outfit by sneaking a pair of gold American Apparel shorts on under her dress so that she’s not flashing the world her panty covered twat, and I find the whole thing a serious fucking disappointment. As an immigrant in the industry, she should go that extra mile to make her stand out amongst the rest, for fear that she’d be sent back to cleaning hotel rooms or whatever else Columbian illegals do when they sneak into the country.

I also know that if the way she is rocking the mic is representing that way she gives head, you may want to tape your dick down, or she may just pull the fucking thing off, and by you I don’t actually mean you, because I know the chances of you banging Shakira are pretty much non-existent….but you get what I am saying…

Either way, less shorts, more pussy…even if these shorts are on to cover your padded Spanx that make her look like she’s got more of a booty than she actually does…..and here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Crazy|Performing|Shakira

2009

02

Dec

Some Boring Asss Pics of Cameron Diaz from Behind of the Day

Here are some boring ass pictures of Cameron Diaz. I guess it is safe to say that she inherited this ass from the white side of her family, cuz I’ve never met a hispanic who has had so little booty that the shit looks like it’s been kicked in by a fucking donkey, then again I’ve never met a Hispanic with legs like this bitch, so I guess it all evens out in the end, but it’s still fucking boring and doesn’t deserve to be posted, but I’ve got pretty shitty quality control over here possibly due to running off a few hours of broken sleep thanks to my wife’s snoring and a cocaine induced insomnia cuz the shit was probably cut with speed…but most likely due to not giving a fuck….so here are the boring ass pics of Cameron Diaz…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Boring Ass|Cameron Diaz

2009

01

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the first day of december, which is pretty depressing. Another Christmas I can’t afford but can’t fully ignore and will be forced to pretend I like my wife for a day is only a few weeks away. I won’t be going on vacation. Another new year that is never really that new, just the same old disappointments and bullshit, only more and more irritating as time goes on, because I’ve learned to accept that the only thing constant in my life is failure. Hopeless December starts today….and here are my stepLINKS….

Juliana Didone is in her Bikini and I Like It…..
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THIS JUST IN!! MARILYN MONROE LIKED TO SMOKE THE GOOD SHIT!! – VIDEO
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Because Losers Like You Tend to Get a Little Lonely
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The Hottest Girls Born In December
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Some Emma Watson Bikini Pics
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Man Versus Toddler
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You Gotta Love How the Japanese Put People in the Most Horrible Situations, Then Play It On TV After
GO

Man No Wonder Tiger Wood’s Wife Kicked His Ass, He’s Gettin’ All Sorts of Pussy on the Side
GO

Serena Williams Tit Slip Throwback – Both Jugs!
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Yeah, I’d Probably Fuck Kristen Wiig
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

If Labels Were Honest
GO

Striptease of the Day – 3 for 1
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness
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I’d Totally Bang George Clooney’s Mom
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Rhianna Looks Kind of Cute When She Dresses More Casual
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Shakira is Lookin’ Hot In Animal Print
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What’s With Ashley Simpson and the Black Hair?
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Gotta Love Some Irina Sheik
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Introducing Sasha Von
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Dumb Slut Gets Owned By a Mirror
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And MORE Fun with Fucking Machines
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Vida Guerra and Her Awesome ASs
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Liza is On the Floor
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Why Hello There Julia Stegner
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Leah Francis is taking Her Clothes Off!
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Judith Fox Knows How to Work Her Body
GO

Threesome in the Jungle
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Wasted Amateur Chicks Get Crazy
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Best of the Web! Mustache! Manbat! Toilets! Farting!
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Rachel Stevens: 2010 Calendar
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Playboy Babe ñ Misty Rhodes
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New Jersey is Ready To Legalize Medical Weed
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Fear Factor XXX
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Shakira, I Love You
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TIGER WOODS’ GIRLFRIEND IS A SMOKIN’ HOT PIECE OF ASS
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Funny Videos of Serena Williams you Pervert….
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

01

Dec

Mila Kunis Slutting It Out for Blackbook of the Day

I love Mila Kunis. I used to think about jerking off to her on That 70s Show and I really started thinking about jerking off to her in Forgetting Sarah Silverman, where she played the hot hotel desk clerk who fucks the guests. The only reason I didn’t like her is because her boyfriend of many years is Macauley Culkin, who I just watched in Home Alone, back before he looked like he was dying of aids, back when he was taking Michael Jackson in his ass, but I guess I shouldn’t let that phase me, because seeing her in Blackbook photoshoot reminds me that I like her by making me think about jerking off to these pics….I’m just to lazy and inadequate….but maybe you’ve got more spirit in you than I do…Go Team…

Posted in:Mila Kunis|Photoshoot|Slut

2009

01

Dec

Kim Kardashian and her Scary Sister in a Bikini of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted these pictures of her and her sister in their bikinis, because her sister’s role in the family is making Kim Kardashian look skinnier than she is, that was the contract she signed with Kim in exchange for fame, otherwise she would have never agreed to giving her fame, she would have just hired another fat chick or even a dude dressed like a girl for the same fucking effect…

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2009

01

Dec

Miranda Kerr May Be in a See Thru Shirt and I Don’t Care of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a lingerie and bikini model, but for some reason she doesn’t carry that into her everyday work like someone who is a police officer or paramedic. You seemn when they are off duty they still save people in trouble, but when this bitch is off duty, she covers as much as she fucking can. The whole thing is pretty fucking rude and someone needs to re-work her contract and threaten to take it all away from her if she doesn’t get fucking half naked everywhere she goes.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|See Thru

2009

01

Dec

Some Throwback Leighton Meester Bikini Scene of the Day

Here’s some Leighton Meester bikini video from 5 years ago. This was probably done after the fetish video she was involved in, back when she was on her quest to be famous, the type of girl I always look out for, because they are so eager and willing to believe my promises that her sucking my dick will open up doors for her, even though the only door sucking my dick opens up is to the one to the garbage room in my building because my landlord gives me a rebate on rent if I take the shit out once a week, which is convenient cuz I love going through garbage and finding used condoms/tampons and panties because it gives me something to jerk off to….so I’d really do it for free….but don’t tell him that…*Wink*,*Wink*…I can’t believe I just did that…

If you like teenage girls in bikinis, you’ll like this…you fucking pervert….

Posted in:Bikini|Leighton Meester

2009

01

Dec

Joanna Krupa’s Naked for Peta of the Day

Joanna would rather get naked than wear fur because wearing fur never got her out of her Polish immigrant home and inot the magazines, but getting naked did. She’s a glorified fake titty whore who paid Dancing with the Stars to include her as a star despite this being the biggest thing she’s ever done in her career and will be the biggest thing she’s ever done in her career. She’s just a fake titty useless bitch but the reality of it all is that I don’t mind seeing her naked…I actually like it…I just want her to know she’s garbage to help her feel better about her decision when she gets into the lap dancing business at the local stripclub….cuz girls with egos are always a pain in the ass as strippers….the garbage girls who think stripping is the ultimate and all they deserve put a lot more effort in…unfortunately those girls are usually the fat ones….or the ones who are too old or smell….the hot ones always think they’re walking the runway as they are flashing their pussy on stage for 5 dollars a fucking song…

This video makes me want a fur carpet to fuck the shit out of Joanna Krupa on….


Watch Joanna’s behind-the-scenes video from
her sexy PETA photo shoot, and find out why
animal rights is so important to her.

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|Naked

2009

01

Dec

Sophie Monk and her “Baby” Publicity Stunt of the Day

Sophie Monk is up on another publicity stunt where she tipped up the paparazzi to follow her to the baby clothes store to get people talking about whether or not she is pregnant with the Good Charlotte sister’s baby, even though no one gives a fuck about her or the Paris Hilton herpes dick cumming inside her. She’s a nobody, she’s a nothing, she looks like a fucking muppet I want to cum all over and even cum inside at risk of getting her herpes because I figure when her herpes virus meet my herpes virus they’ll have a fuckin herpes party to keep them herpes busy even though she’s over and done with….and pretty much fucking useless…using this pregnancy as her last fucking attempt….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Publicity Stunt|Sophie Monk

2009

01

Dec

Ellen Woglom is Topless and Getting Fucked on Crash of the Day

I’ve already wrote a post celebrating this Ellen Woglom Naked on TV Sex Scene , because I love useless sluts who get fucked on camera because they have a fucking dream that made sense in their small town when they packed their bags and moved to LA instead of going to college like the other girls…who got a little work here and there but the only work that really paid their rent was when they started getting fucked by double penetrating dildos on TV, like they were common prostitutes who are lucky enough to be able to sleep at night by masking their prostituting as “art”….

Posted in:Ellen Woglon|Topless

2009

01

Dec

Alicja Bachleda-Curus in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s Colin Farrell’s baby momma – 7 weeks after having her baby after being whipped into shape by him for fear that he’d leave her for someone who’s pussy is still intact and not still stapled shut healing after a kid’s been passed through it….and I’m not really complaining cuz a tit filled with milk makes late night trips to the grocery store a thing of the fucking past, it’s like having a fuckin’ cow grazing the field that is your shitty apartment….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alicja Bachleda-Curus|Bikini

2009

01

Dec

Rita Guedes is Some Brazilian Actress of the Day

Who the fuck was the paparazzi behind this picture, because I don’t understand who would take pictures of a fucking Brazilian actress from the front. See, I’ve never heard of her, but they clearly have so I don’t get why they didn’t get into prime fucking position to get a shot from behind. Brazilian ass is what people want to see and I can only assume her ass is the only reason she’s famous, and I don’t mind seeing her tits in a shirt designed as a titty hammock, but I’d rather see what she’s good at…this is like fucking a girl who you’ve heard gives great head, you see cuz the fact that you’re fucking is alright but the fact you aren’t getting a taste of her fuckin’ skills makes fucking her totally unsatisfying cuz you aren’t getting her best…

Either way, here are the pics….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brazilian. Actress|Rita Guedes

2009

01

Dec

Jessica Simpson is Fat and Dressed Like a Disco ball of the Day

Jessica Simpson is my favorite emotional eater who was once relevant. The reason she is my favorite is because how broken she is and how we know it because it shines through in her dress size. Whether it’s gotta do with the fact that her cunt, useless sister everyone hated who was in her fucking shadow all these years has made a huge fucking comeback in her career from being on 90210 to getting a gig in the play version of Chicago, making her more successful than Jessica Simpson, but more importantly she is also happily married to a bisexual guy who doesn’t fuck her except to make babies that she is the proud parent of, while Jessica Simpson just eats and eats and eats cuz no one loves her and all her men leave her and even her dog committed suicide by getting eaten by a coyote to not deal with her heavy petting and her stupidity, cuz we all saw the reality show back when she was famous, and we all know she’s annoying as shit…

I figure in 20 more pounds, she’d be so low she’d be willing to bang one of us, so let’s start sending her baked goods, cuz we all know she’ll eat them as she cries….

Here she is dressed like a disco ball because I guess when you’re shaped like a ball, you might as well dress up like the most glamorous ball around…but what the fuck do I know…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Discoball|Fat|Jessica Simpson