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2007

05

Oct

I am – Dita Von Teese is a Mime of the Day

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I know seeing a girl who hasn’t got a spray tan or a fake tan or shitty orange skin to match her cheesy 2-tone platinum hair and fake tits is refreshing but I seriously don’t understand why Dita Von Teese has a career.

I know Halloween is a favorite holiday and a great excuse for chicks to dress like whores and party harder than they usually do because they let down all their inhibitions and can pretend that they are whatever they want to be and I get that some people like it so much that they want Halloween to be everyday because sometimes being yourself is scary.

I also know that there’s a whole movement of death obsessed gothic freaks that dress like they are from the 18th century, powder their skin white, only use candles to light their homes, sacrifice animals in their basement while working up to some kind of school shooting after fucking their fat goth girlfriend that always ends in drinking each other’s blood while dressed like Edward Scissor Hands.

But reality is, it’s not hot, Goth is designed for ugly people with no friends to find each other on the internet and build their own goth community of ugly people with no friends. It’s scary and makes me feel uncomfortable and whenever I see a goth or a bitch that looks like Dita Von Teese I wait for them to bust out some kind of Mime routine because they are already in costume and I am all about throwin some quarters at street performers, because I like to give back to the community and I like the way they bounce off their heads and they run after them like that quarter is made of gold, but unfortunately goth’s take themselves so fucking seriously and miming, as gay as it is, makes people smile, and smiling is a sign of happiness and happiness is their devil.

Here’s Dita Von Teese showin’ us how original she is in black and white….


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2007

05

Oct

I am – Britney's New Video Gimme More Leak of the Day

The only leak I expect coming from Britney was one that came from her rancid vagina or maybe even her asshole that she’s lost complete control of since the babies, not because she’s got a medical issue, but because she’s lazy.

So as the number 1 song in America right now, this new video is a big deal, almost as big of a deal to the world as her going to rehab, losing her kids but getting visitation rights, or that she got her driver’s license on Tuesday but refused to do a drug test and some dude’s shopping around her sex tape….

Reality is that we really shouldn’t give a fuck about this mess, but I know that whenever you hit up a club and this shit drops, every girl in the place is going to slut dance, and despite having no respect for club sluts, I got no issue with watching them dance around or cumming on their faces or at least pretending that I am cumming on their faces when I in reality I am just creepin’ out in the corner cuz I am really just too drunk to walk.

Here’s the video.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Gimme More|Leak|Unsorted|Video

2007

05

Oct

I am – Britney’s New Video Gimme More Leak of the Day

The only leak I expect coming from Britney was one that came from her rancid vagina or maybe even her asshole that she’s lost complete control of since the babies, not because she’s got a medical issue, but because she’s lazy.

So as the number 1 song in America right now, this new video is a big deal, almost as big of a deal to the world as her going to rehab, losing her kids but getting visitation rights, or that she got her driver’s license on Tuesday but refused to do a drug test and some dude’s shopping around her sex tape….

Reality is that we really shouldn’t give a fuck about this mess, but I know that whenever you hit up a club and this shit drops, every girl in the place is going to slut dance, and despite having no respect for club sluts, I got no issue with watching them dance around or cumming on their faces or at least pretending that I am cumming on their faces when I in reality I am just creepin’ out in the corner cuz I am really just too drunk to walk.

Here’s the video.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Gimme More|Leak|Unsorted|Video

2007

05

Oct

I am – Possibly the Britney Spears Sex Tape of the Day

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So I was emailed saying that this is the Britney Spears sex tape that is rumored to exist but that probably doesn’t exist. I don’t really know how to recognize people very well and everyone kinda looks the same to me but I thought Britney would be fatter and more disgusting smelling. I’d also would have though she would make more barnyard sounda and possibly piss and shit herself and take a break for snacks and drinks. There’s no way a dude would ever go down on her and despite this chick being a lazy fuck, I still call bullshit. There’s no way this is Britney Spears, it’s just some other slut who lets herself get filmed because she thinks no one will see it or because she thinks it’ll make her famous, but watch for yourself and decide because I am usually wrong and based on that logic that means that this is actually Britney. I felt obligated to post it because that’s what I am here for and because her new video is about to drop so I figure drawing more attention to herself being a disaster is good for sales, she’s already Billboard’s Top 3 songs, and the world’s number 1 digital download, proving that insanity does sell records…Britney isn’t crazy she’s just a marketing genius.


Watch the Britney Sex Tape that I Don’t Think is the Britney Sex Tape…
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2007

05

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff Wet Nipples of the Day

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I just got in a fight with a homeless bitch in a wheel chair, she wanted money for a hot dog and some dude offered her 10 dollars to see her walk. She didn’t go through with it because either she was actually handicapped or she didn’t want to fuck up her lie that made her a lot more than 10 dollars. She wasn’t really nice when asking for money, and kinda barked in our faces and shit while following us down the street I tried to get my friend to get a blowjob from her. I would have paid because I am sure it would have been cheap but he pussied out because of the rash on her face.

Hilary Duff kinda reminds me of the wheelchair homeless woman, not because they looked the same, the homeless chick was toothless and fat, when Hilary is horse-headed and skinny but because they are both shitty actors and here she is on set rockin’ some bikini and flaunting her hard nipples while wet. Which should be exciting for you, because hard nipples let you imagine what her naked tit looks like and that helps you draw your series of Hilary Duff Nudes you’ve been working on since she was 15. Weirdo.


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2007

04

Oct

I am – Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some Anna Kournikova Bikini pictures, because although she’s getting older, her tight Russian body in a bikini never gets old to me.

The thing I like about Russian chicks is that they have low standards. They are hot and aren’t looking for much more than food on the table and citizenship to a new prosperous country. They grew up as communists with rationed bread and toilet paper and the freedom we have to go and buy as much bread as we want is appealing enough for them to fall in love with you, have your babies and marry you. You don’t need to be famous to bang these bitches, you just need a passport where as North American girls are all materialistic and shit and want their good lookin’, rich, provider of a man who treats them like shit.

I guess the point of all this is to say, start saving your money, because a trip to Russia will make you feel like the rockstar you always wanted to be and maybe you’ll be able to bring home something nice for your mother who is scared you’re going to die alone and a virgin. At least she cares.

Here are some pictures of Anna Kournikova, the least successful tennis player but probably the best thing to happen to tennis because she wasn’t some brute lesbian grunting on the court, but a dainty little russian who we all pretended her gasps and grunts were sounds of her orgasms. Nothing like shutting your eyes and turning up the volume to a tennis match, that shit’s like porno and we all know how you feel about porn.

Thanks to the dude who sent these in, I’ll be your mail order bride, but I doubt you’d be able to stomach my stink. Cuddles.


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2007

04

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am so fascinated by girls who idolize Jenna Jameson. I met a girl last night with bleached blonde hair dressed like a pornstar who introduced herself as Jenna. I asked if that was her real name and she said no and that she just thought it sounded sexy, and when I asked if it was in reference to Jenna Jameson, she just smiled and walked away. I saw her later in the night practically having sex with herself on the dance floor and bitch just really thought that being Jenna Jameson was the ultimate. I guess none of that really matters, I just didn’t get it and thought it was really lame because there are way better people to idolize and I’d never idolize a pornstar, I just assume they are from broken homes and addicted to drugs and shit, but I would fuck a porn star and I guess that’s what really matters, this girl just wanted guys to want to fuck her.. I am still hungover and here are my links….

Hand Vagina Video That’s Honestly Amazing Cuz You Know Vagina’s Can Be Serious Work…
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Posh Spice Has Some Wild Fuckin’ Tits
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Whoose Nerdy Boobs?
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Some Photographer Has Pictures of KIm Kardashian and Her Sister Naked when they were Teens
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Jodie Marsh Tit Slip
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A Side Shot of Britney’s Tit
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Some Chick Named Gloria Valex Hot Photoshoot Video
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Jennifer TIlly’s Huge Fuckin’ Tits While Playing Poker are Distracting
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This is the Weirdest Threesome I’ve Ever Seen…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Britney Spears Loves Erotica
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Reese Witherspoon Doin’ Stayin Fit and I Love a Girl Who Sweats
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If You Watch the Wonder Years Without the Narrator, It’s 95% Staring At Each Other..Funny…
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Heather Graham Photoshopped to Shit on the Cover of Shape Magazine
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Victoria Secret Angels Naked in Vanity Fair’s November Issue and I Love Them All
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Hayden Panettiere Pink Panty Upskirt Shot
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Nude pictures of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Found By a Taxi Driver in Paris
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Some WWE Diva Named Christy Hemme Half Naked Pictures
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Dude Lights His balls on Fire and Loses His Pants Video
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Hot Fuckin’ Legs
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Britney Spears Gets Into the Car With the Paparazzi because She’s Nuts
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures in GQ
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Diana Lane Sex in the Bathroom Scene
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Lohan Tested Positive for Cocaine At Her Rehab Facility
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Britney Spears Gimme More Video Hits Monday….
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Marissa Miller For Vegas Magazine Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Naked in the Hot Tub
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Elisabetta Gregoraci Posing In Her Underwear Pics
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Charlie Sheen Throws Down the Disses To His Ex Denise Richards and They Are Hysterical
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Miley Cyrus is Not Pregnant
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Lucy Pinder’s Tits in Nuts Magazine
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Vanessa Minnillo Refuses to Sign a Pre-Nup But Doesn’t Refuse Getting Slammed in Hot Tubs on Vacation
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Some Guy Falls Off a Kiddie Ride At the Mall
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Gisele Bundchen Does Beastiality
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Lilly Allen Nice and Coked Up…The Way a Ditch Pig’s Gotta Be…
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Some Dude and his Hairy Big Breasted Chick
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Sienna Miller’s Got Big Feet
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Anna Nicole Smith Naked Shower Scene
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Webcam Whore Dancing and Showing Off Her Tight Body Video
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Christmas Tree Fire Video
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Some Hot Dark Haired Slut Crawling All Over Some Dude Naked
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I am in Love With Rihanna and Her Dog
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See Through Dress at Paris Fashion Week
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Pussy Kicking Video because This Girl Likes Getting Kicked in the Pussy…
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This Gynmast Stopped Doing Gymnastics Cuz Her Tits Got Too Damn Big
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Girl Shakin Her Ass In Her Thong Video
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Michelle Pfeiffer Is Fucking Hot and Almost 50
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Pornstar or Popstar?
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Some Topless GIrls At the Beach
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Some Chick Demonstrates How to Grind Weed
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Angelina Jolie Collapses
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Flickr Nudity
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Photobucket Nudity
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Bloc Party CD Download
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Czech Girl’s Got Some Compromising Pictures
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Radiohead CD Download
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Nasty Butt Plug Blooper
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Do you like sex? Well This Will Help You Get Sex….It’s Proven…Just Like Your Abilities To Never Get Sex…..
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Tight Denim is all About Girls Getting Out of their Denim
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My Friend Got Laid Using This….
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Bonus:

The ULTIMATE KEELEY Collection You’ll Love
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2007

04

Oct

I am – Geri Halliwell's Breasts for Breast Cancer of the Day

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I went to the strippers last week, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest or high school principal or gym teacher or some shit and I was thinking that it was nice of him to donate to my cause. He suffered years of pain, emotional trauma and repressed memories so that he could use all that cash he got from the “accident” on me. It’s like he really took one for the team and even thought I like to think I’m the best charity to contribute too, I am sure he could be doing better things with his money than pay for me to grab big fake tits.

Here are some pictures of Geri Halliwell’s Breasts at some Breast Cancer Care Event, because what better way to support the breast cancer cause than to show the world you still got your tits. Which is kinda like a dude with a huge penis going to a small penis support group and pullin out his shit just to mock them, but less gay.


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2007

04

Oct

I am – Geri Halliwell’s Breasts for Breast Cancer of the Day

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I went to the strippers last week, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest or high school principal or gym teacher or some shit and I was thinking that it was nice of him to donate to my cause. He suffered years of pain, emotional trauma and repressed memories so that he could use all that cash he got from the “accident” on me. It’s like he really took one for the team and even thought I like to think I’m the best charity to contribute too, I am sure he could be doing better things with his money than pay for me to grab big fake tits.

Here are some pictures of Geri Halliwell’s Breasts at some Breast Cancer Care Event, because what better way to support the breast cancer cause than to show the world you still got your tits. Which is kinda like a dude with a huge penis going to a small penis support group and pullin out his shit just to mock them, but less gay.


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2007

04

Oct

I am – Danielle Lloyd is a Hairy Armpit Lesbian of the Day

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Here are some pictures of some slut you’ve all jerked off to rockin’ some hairy fucking armpits. I don’t understand what these pics are from or if it’s some kind of joke, but I don’t find it funny because I fucking hate hairy armpits on chicks and I remember the first time I ever saw a hairy armpit on a chick, it was when I was a kid of maybe 9 years old. She was a 65 year old midget who rolled her own cigarettes and for some reason picked me up after school for a few months. She had blocks of wood on her car’s gas and brake pedals and a phonebook on her seat. I am not even making this shit up. It was during the beginning of summer when she decided to wear some kind of tank top shit and I looked over at her and she smiled at me and I saw the fuckin armpit hair and gagged. She probably hadn’t shaved in decades and the shit was thicker than my wife’s labia and wet from sweat and I just lost it and threw the fuck up.

Since then, I’ve met lesbians and hippies and feminists and environmentalists and people who don’t wear shoes and shit like that and whenever I see a bitch rockin’ armpit hair I think of my hairy midget and freak the fuck out and whenever the chick is hot or has some kind of potential of being hot and I see that shit it ruins her. It’s like this time I was with this really hot chick with these legs that never ended and as I worked my way up to her box and moved her underwear aside, I saw testicles and had to PEACE THE FUCK OUT. Ok that never happened, but it could have happened and if it did I am sure armpit hair would be the least of my worries….but you get the fuckin’ point that Danielle Lloyd may have been some kind of slut sex symbol from the UK because she was Miss England, but this armpit hair move is obviously some kind of obscure self-destructive behavior because it pretty much takes everything she worked for and throws it all down the toilet and all it took was a couple weeks to grow that shit out. I guess it’s not as bad for you as dying of a drug overdose.

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2007

04

Oct

I am – stepINTERVIEW with A-Trak of the Day

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So my stepdaughter wanted to go to this A-Trak event that’s happening tonight and I figured I’d email his people to try to get an interview with him. It’s pretty tame and lame because I have no real interviewing skills, so I don’t take offense when he dissed because I am actually embarrassed of putting this up, this is some of my worst shit ever. I just re-read my questions and feel like I must have been watching a lot of Oprah that day, but reality is that Oprah’s even more interesting than me. I feel bad that he actually went through the questions and hope he has a hired helper do it for him, because I really delivered junk on this one…..

For those who don’t know, A-Trak is Kanye West’s DJ and does other non-Kanye stuff.

1 – You are from Montreal and I live in Montreal. Do you think it’s the greatest city ever or have you moved onto bigger and better places like I would if I had money?

Well it’s kinda both, see. Yes I think Montreal is the greatest city ever but I moved to New York a little over a year ago. New York is a bit more stimulating for me, artistically, and the city kinda kicks you in the ass. And it allows me to be closer to a lot of people that I work with. But I love Montreal and every so often I climb up to the top of various mountains and yell that out.

2- You won the DMC when you were 15 years old, you’ve toured ever since. When doing University, kids would be going to the college parties, and you’d be going to Japan for the weekend, do you feel like you’re living the life, or that you missed out on a normal college life?

Once again, I would say it’s both… I’m not gonna turn this into an afternoon special but yeah there’s probably some parts of the college experience (maybe even more so high school) that I missed out on. At the same time there’s a ton of other experiences that I’ve been lucky enough to have that were incredibly enriching. I love what I do and I feel blessed to be able to make a living out of it. It also takes a ton of dedication so you end up missing out on a few keg parties but you gain elsewhere…

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3- When you won the DMC you had no idea that DJing and Hip Hop would ever get this big, so you were never after the fame, how do you like having it now that it’s hit?

Right, I wasn’t after the fame, I just followed my passion when I was entering those DJ battles. I guess you can say that some fame has hit but it’s not that simple. I still feel like I’m not where I want to be. So there’s never a point where I just sit back and think “I’ve arrived”. And really, I established my name in the late 90′s as a battle DJ and now, like 8 years later or so, I’m trying to establish a whole other chapter, as a producer/remixer/party DJ/label owner… I feel like a new artist. Even though I know a lot of people from the dues that I paid over the years after doing all those battles, I don’t take that for granted. I constantly compare myself to new artists who are just coming out. Except I actually have a stigma to fight so it’s even more of a fight sometimes. As far as the fame and stardom, believe me, after being in the industry for 12 years you learn to see past that stuff pretty fast.


4- You’re Kanye’s DJ and people tend to hate Kanye, even though he has the number 1 album always. Was it a big deal to you that he chose you to work with, or did you expect it since you’re the best DJ out there?

It really was a big deal that he hired me as his DJ. I knew I could do it, but these things don’t simply fall on your lap even if you’re a good man for the job. I remember thinking, if I could choose what artist I’d like to DJ for, I’d go for Kanye in a heartbeat. This is when the College Dropout had just come out. You gotta realize, when you’re a DJ you can’t just walk up to a rapper and showcase your skills. If you’re a rapper and you run into Russell Simmons, you can just walk up to him a spit a verse. I know, my boy did that once many years ago. DJs can’t just walk to a rapper and be like “dude you gotta see this, just wait here as I plug in my phonograph.” So when an opportunity like that comes along, you thank your lucky stars.

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5- Is DJ AM Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts?

Dude you’re crazy. AM is an excellent DJ. And he’s a good friend of mine. But he’s really really really a good DJ. He’s where he is for a reason. And he opened up a lot of doors for DJs like myself, by cutting up records in front of ignorant Hollywood crowds.


6- What is the funniest thing that’s happened to you while on tour or playing gigs are girls all up on your dick and shit ?

What’s up with the “US Weekly” questions? I met OJ Simpson once.


7- What can we expect out of you in the coming months?

I’m working on a few more remixes during the rest of the year. Right now I’m finishing up a remix for Simian Mobile Disco and after that I’m doing one for Boys Noize. This month we’re doing the Fool’s Gold tour of course, which starts in Montreal and then picks up during CMJ week. After that Mehdi and I are heading out to Europe together on our Walkie Talkie Tour. In November the Kanye tour starts overseas. And in general, I’m building the label, lining up a few bigger production projects for the next few months, and trying to learn to take vacations once in a while. I just took one and it was amazing. I’m still peeling from the sunburn, that’s how good it was.

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Thank God that’s over….


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2007

04

Oct

I am – Cameron Diaz Doing a Handstand of the Day

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I am hungover. I went out last night at 9 and drank until 6 in the morning. The problem with that is that I got no stories to tell because I don’t remember much of anything that happened. I didn’t get in fights, I didn’t start shit, I didn’t embarrass myself any more that I usually embarrass myself, I just drank amongst a whole lot of 18 year olds because I am a lot like Cameron Diaz, I figure if I pretend I am still a kid, the kids will just think I’m still a kid too, and will want my dick. Reality is that both Cameron Diaz and I are washed up, useless people, with nothing but depressing roads ahead, but delusion allows us to go on and not jump off a very high building.

Here are those pictures of Cameron Diaz reclaiming her youth by acting like she’s 5, so people overlook the fact that she’s going to be 40 soon. Point of all this is to say, she’s still got a good ass.

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2007

03

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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One thing I don’t fully understand but fully embrace is how touchy/feely girls are with each other. I was sitting outside on a bench doing what I do and two girls sit down next to me. They start talking about their dads and boys and school and all the standard shit girls talk about and the whole time they were rubbing each other. At first I thought nothing of it, but as the stroking continued I got a little curious. Were they bi or just good friends, because I’ve never rubbed any of my friends like that, but that’s probably because I have no friends. I guess it doesn’t really matter because there are worse things to witness than two teen stroking each other semi-erotically…I like to think they were just doing it for me you know to get me going, but then they noticed me staring, gave me the finger and walked away. It’s good to be me.

Kidd Rock is Lookin’ For a Girl To Be His Correspondent on Youtube…Check The Entries
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Watch Johnny Fairplay from Survivor Getting Booed and Losing His Teeth at Some Award Show When Danny Bonaduce Owns Him….
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Britney Gets Her License….Check Out The Picture….
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Isiah Thomas Pick-Up Lines The Public DIDN’T Get to Hear
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Tera Patrick Nude in Bizarre Magazine
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This Hooker Takes Her Kids To Work With Her
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Girl Makes the Best Lesbian Break-Up Video For Her Boyfriend
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Alicia Keys is Not Hot In Her Complex Cover Shoot
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The Sexual Innuendo Commercial You’ll Like
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The Anna Nicole Smith Overdose Picture Was Sent To All The Sites by Her Bodyguard Big Moe….Not Sure How He Found Me But Hi! Anyway, there’s a whole lot of drama surrounding the pics…yes there are more pics….
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Brooke Hogan is Huge and Dressed Like a Weird Stripper…The Kind You Don’t Get a Lapdance From Cuz You Know She’s Crazy
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Watch the Dildo Song Because It’ll Make You Feel Stupidier than You Are
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A Little Blondie Action
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Crazy Giraffe Fight
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Lohan is Still Doing Drugs in Rehab
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Janice Dickinson Hangin With Sanjaya at Some Reality TV Awards Show
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New Avril Lavigne Music Video
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Some Chick Named Charley Uchea’s Tit Pops Out
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Kid Rock Says Pam Anderson Lied About Her Miscarriage…
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Natalie Portman is as Boring as She Looks at Some Climate Change Event….
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Amateur Couple Have Sex on the Balcony – Sex Tape – NSFW
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Young Girls Doing a Hot Dance Routine to Soulja Boy…Then Start Making Out….Sluts…
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More of Hayden Letting the Dogs Out in Yellow
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More on the Britney Spears Sex Tape
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More Brooke Hogan Lookin’ Like a 40 year Old Ex-Stripper With Her Tits Hanging Out…
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Nicole Richie Eats Chocolate….No I’m Not Talking About Her Dad…Racist.
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Guy Beats Up 2 Girls in a Garage
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Kristin Kreuk Has Some Cleavage at LAX
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Some Funny Commercial Called Which One is the Hottest
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A Naked Man Invades Kevin Costner’s Home…It Wasn’t Me…
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Brad Pitt Dresses Like Angelina Cuz She Forces Him To
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Whole Lot of Pictures from the Fox Reality Channel Event…Notice Perez’s Black Eye…Dude Needs a Bodyguard
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Tina Wallmann’s Got Great TIts in Ralph Magazine
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Some Chick Named Candice Michelle Lookin’ Hot a Fuck
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Kate Beckinsale Gets Frisk and I Get Turned On…
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Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Co-Star and Brandy’s Brother Says He Banged 1000 Women…I Believe It…Girls are Easy
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Some Black Chick Shaking Her Ass Video
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Some Chick Named Luciana Salazar Showing Off Her Big Tits in Gente Magazine
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Danni Minogue in Some Hot Lingerie
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Fat Cheerleader Gets Kicked in the Face
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Some Fat Celeb I’ve Never Heard of Named Jessie Wallace Topless
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Some Dude Goes on a Wild Ride….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Nerd Rap Battle
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Heidi Montag Got More Work Done
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Woman Are Really Bad at the Male Strip Club
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Katie Lohmann Dressed Like a Bunny…
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Download Fergie’s Album in the stepFORUM
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Some Girl’s Self Shot Pics in Photobucket
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Drunk Girls Making Out at a Party Video
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Here’s a Slapfest Video….
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Vintage Porn..Billy Fucks His Cousin…
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Some Idiot Straps Some Kind of Bomb on His Head and It Goes Off Video
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Christina Ricci Gallery of Hot Pics
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Tasty Crisa is Some Huge Breasted Beast
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Dude Locks His Girlfriend in the Trunk of His Car
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Use This Spray Because You Need Sex
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Find Yourself a Fuck Friend In Your Hometown
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Vida Guera for Playboy
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2007

03

Oct

I am – Amy Winehouse's Pink Box of the Day

amy_winehouse_cleavage7.jpg

Amy Winehouse is hot. I don’t think she looks so bad for a heroin addict who’s about to die because of her addiction. Sure she’s got a fucking disgusting face, but that’s just the Jewish face, tons of girl I know have the same droopy shit going down and they aren’t addicted to drugs, it’s just genetics that’s why Jewish guys go for non-Jews and their money convinces the non-Jews to convert for them, because the Rich Jewish life is a better one than the poor hot French Chick life.

Winehouse is rockin’ a great set of tits on such a small frame which is so hard to come by on an addict, usually the tits are the first to go, so it’s nice to see but not as nice as seeign that she’s a cheap date and likes McDonalds and she carries her own pink boxes around with her even though she’s famous. Making me believe that you could impress her on your budget so instead of dreaming about the hotter more expensive pussy, we gotta go for pussy that’s in our budget.

Sure I’ve seen better pussy crawl out of the gutter, but they weren’t dressed this well and they weren’t that good at singing, when they fucked they sounded like a camel giving birth, not that I know what a camel giving birth sounds like, but I like to pretend I am a Zoologist sometimes, it was a childhood dream.

Most importantly I constantly get refused link partners and advertisers because I post nipples on my site, I’m glad that Winehouse posts tits on her body in the form of prison tattoos like she’s a fuckin’ sailor rolling into port to slam all our hookers and land syphilis, it’s like me and Winehouse are fighting this fight together, because I believe most people have nipples so posting them isn’t porn but the advertisers I reach out to don’t seem to get it, and unfortunately either does Amy, cuz she’s too high to care…and focused on her next hit.

Point of all this is to say, is that if I was as addictive as heroin, I’d be in a much better place, so fuck you heroin for showing me up all the time but I think the real issue is that there’s no way she wasn’t molested or beaten as a kid, cuz she’s got some major fucking issues….I’ll miss her when she’s gone.

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures With Nipples…
Amy Winehouse’s Bra
Amy Winehouse’s Dirty Underwear
Amy Winehouse Short Shorts

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2007

03

Oct

I am – Amy Winehouse’s Pink Box of the Day

amy_winehouse_cleavage7.jpg

Amy Winehouse is hot. I don’t think she looks so bad for a heroin addict who’s about to die because of her addiction. Sure she’s got a fucking disgusting face, but that’s just the Jewish face, tons of girl I know have the same droopy shit going down and they aren’t addicted to drugs, it’s just genetics that’s why Jewish guys go for non-Jews and their money convinces the non-Jews to convert for them, because the Rich Jewish life is a better one than the poor hot French Chick life.

Winehouse is rockin’ a great set of tits on such a small frame which is so hard to come by on an addict, usually the tits are the first to go, so it’s nice to see but not as nice as seeign that she’s a cheap date and likes McDonalds and she carries her own pink boxes around with her even though she’s famous. Making me believe that you could impress her on your budget so instead of dreaming about the hotter more expensive pussy, we gotta go for pussy that’s in our budget.

Sure I’ve seen better pussy crawl out of the gutter, but they weren’t dressed this well and they weren’t that good at singing, when they fucked they sounded like a camel giving birth, not that I know what a camel giving birth sounds like, but I like to pretend I am a Zoologist sometimes, it was a childhood dream.

Most importantly I constantly get refused link partners and advertisers because I post nipples on my site, I’m glad that Winehouse posts tits on her body in the form of prison tattoos like she’s a fuckin’ sailor rolling into port to slam all our hookers and land syphilis, it’s like me and Winehouse are fighting this fight together, because I believe most people have nipples so posting them isn’t porn but the advertisers I reach out to don’t seem to get it, and unfortunately either does Amy, cuz she’s too high to care…and focused on her next hit.

Point of all this is to say, is that if I was as addictive as heroin, I’d be in a much better place, so fuck you heroin for showing me up all the time but I think the real issue is that there’s no way she wasn’t molested or beaten as a kid, cuz she’s got some major fucking issues….I’ll miss her when she’s gone.

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures With Nipples…
Amy Winehouse’s Bra
Amy Winehouse’s Dirty Underwear
Amy Winehouse Short Shorts

Posted in:Addiction|Amy Winehouse|cleavage|Heroin|Nipples|Tattoos|Tits|Unsorted