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2011

31

Aug

Christina Milian’s a Slutty Mom of the Day

In 2003, Christina Milian changed our masturbation to music video habit for the better with this Dip it Low shit that was next level sleazy at the time…

In 2011, she’s still an exhibitionist slut, cuz I guess it’s all she knows, only now she’s a mom, with a meaty mom vagina, and not the virgin she was in the video….and sure she’s not as hot…but anytime I see a mom walking the streets like this…I know how they got pregnant in the first place…by spitting the cum from her mouth into a cup and inseminating herself to get the guy to think of her as more than just a slut, booty call, or fuck…but as the mother of her kid…to make an honest woman of her until that gets boring….at least that’s the story I heard…

Posted in:Christina Milian

2011

31

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Human Tank of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a tank that proves that black isn’t always slimming….She’s answered the age old fashion myth all on her own….She’s a real life myth buster…I knew she served a purpose….unless of course this is her looking slim…in which case I’m gonna go watch this clip a few times….and remember what was….

Here are the fat pics…

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

31

Aug

January Jones Pregnant Milk Filled Tits of the Day

I keep following the milk filled tits on January Jones and her illegitimate bastard child, not because she’s famous, or hot, or really even of interest or interesting….I just can’t help the magnetic draw I have to bitches who make the decision to not abort when they get knocked up by a dude who was just fucking them recreationally, because they either figure that they will never get knocked up again and now is the time before it is too late, or maybe they’ve had too many abortions and one more will kill her chances of having a baby, or that they are independent and not so into doing these things on their own….you know self involved and irresponsible and not concerned with the social impact this is gonna have on the kid…the whole thing is erotic…but then again, I do call myself the drunkenstepfather, maybe broken homes and extended families are deeply connected to my soul…

Posted in:January Jones

2011

31

Aug

Malin Akerman Nerd Erotica of the Day

Here are some boring pics of Malin Akerman with what could be hard nipple, while opening her mouth like she’s ready to take a load on her whore face, and I’m only posting it because I like seeing clothed women caught in pictures making erotic faces, with hard nipples, because leaving the house is better than any porn, I’m just too lazy to leave the house….but I can live vicariously through low level celebrities who were an action star once that aren’t all that interesting to look at…but are better than nothing…thanks Malin and your stupid name…

Posted in:Malin Akerman

2011

31

Aug

Sofia Vergara Goes to the Doctor of the Day

Here are some pictures of Sofia Vergara headed to the doctor…I get exceited when I see girls going to the doctor…not because I like health problems…but because I’m a curious soul and can’t help but wonder whether she’s there for an abortion, some gynecolocial exams, maybe even for a terminal disease, could it be hormone therapy for her menopause cuz she’s old, or is it a breast exam cuz she’s busty….I assume it is likely just herpes because she’s an immigrant who has made it famous, who has won awards, and that doesn’t come without lots and lots of unprotected sex…

Either way, these pics are hot.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

31

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

The world’s so classy…especially in Minnesota…

Here’s today’s news….

Man Sucked into Storm Drain, Dies
Despite the best efforts of rescuers, a New Jersey man has died after getting sucked into a storm drain pipe.


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Girl Beaten with Stiletto on School Bus
Administrators for Shelby County Schools said a student was suspended for attacking a fellow Bartlett High School student Thursday.


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Man Accused of Throwing Son Off Boat
A 35-year-old Irvine man was arrested by Orange County sheriff’s deputies for child endangerment and resisting arrest after he slapped and then threw his 7-year-old son off a sight-seeing boat in Newport Harbor, a sheriff’s spokesman said today.


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Woman Accused of Dangling Daughter
A Phoenix mom has been arrested, accused of the unthinkable — dangling her toddler by the arm from a stairwell, just to get the child’s father’s attention!


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2 Minnesota Girls in Pajamas Take Stolen Goat for Walk
A 911 caller said two young girls, dressed in their pajamas, were out for a walk with a goat about 11:30 p.m. Saturday in Mankato. The girls told the investigating officer that the goat lived in their bedroom closet and that they regularly took it out for late-night walks.


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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

31

Aug

Top Slime Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I started pulling up lists of fetish masturbation material posted on youtube , partially cuz I find it funny that people have these sick fucking fetishes that make next to no rational sense, but who can control where their boners come from…I’m just fascinated that anything you can think of…someone has jerked off to….but I’m also posting this because a little known internet fact is that youtube and google, two companies that censor and blacklist people for being “Not Safe For Work” or smutty, while they built their business on smut…..they are just publicly traded….hypocrisy of white washing the internet or some shit…..

Today’s fetish…Girls getting slimed….

Two girls get slimed while kissing….

Custard Corner…..

See Thru Shirt Gets a Bitch Slimed….

Slimey Game Show…..

Fishnet Slimed….

Some other slut gets slimed…

Some vintage looking slime….I’m sure these bitches are glad these videos exist…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

31

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drinking my troubles away is alright when getting a blowjob. True story. Everything is better when getting a blowjob, unless you pass out at a party and wake up to find that blowjob is being given to you by a dude….Not that I was getting a blowjob when drinking my troubles away, but but I sure as hell tried…my biggest drawback was that I was drinking on the computer and the last time the computer gave me a blowjob I was high on a lot of pills….

Here are some morning links….

When Pole Vaulting Goes Wrong – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

50 Hottest Sex Symbols in Sports
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows. So Get Busy
FOLLOW THIS LINK

This Dude Made Some Sort of Flying Bat Suit and It’s Insane – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Two More Clothing Optional Babes Named IRENE
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Live Web Cams You’ll Want to Sink Your Teeth Into
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Russian Big Brother Sex Tape
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The 10 Hottest Actresses Who Are Older Than They Look
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Get a Free Flask….Motherfucker Likes Flasks…
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:MHD

2011

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck the internet…I got my real life to live out…I’ll try to document it more…golden dreams of long distance relationships with pornstars, herpes sores, dying of a burned out liver all in the next 6 , gonna try to make it happen…I just gotta get off my couch…

Now Here are my stepLINKS…

Kim Kardashian Tries to Buy Back the Rights to her Whore Sex Tape Now That’s She’s Made it….
GO

Some German Lawyer Slut Was Fucking Outdoors and It Was Caught on Video and Here It Is – VIDEO
GO

FREE FLASKS
GO

Lohan’s Trying to Get Chris Brown Which is Nice Cuz I Would Love to See Lohan Choked Out…
GO

Live Web Cams You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
GO

LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Carli is Sexy In Her Panties
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Some TwitPic Sluttiness
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Gallery: 10 Female Artists We Have a Crush On
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Adriana Lima Topless Tease
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Yeah, So Daryl Hannah Got Arrested. At The White House.
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Web Cam Squirter
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WTF Photo of the Day
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DWTS Sexiest Sports Hotties
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Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Panty Upskirt
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Gwenyth Paltrow is Disgusting
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Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Are Leggy
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Malin Akerman is totally Hot
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The Time Bubbles Gave Whitney Houston A Toe Job
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Kate Moss Nude Shots
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Paris Dahl is Sexy
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Claudia Has One Hot Body
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Ultra-Thin Crackhead At London Reggae Fest Decides To “Get-It-In” [Video]
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Bar Refaeli Bikini Shot Gallery
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Corissa Fur Makes Pants Happy
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Hey There Samantha Saint
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Sexy Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Outtakes With Nips & Hotness
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Some More Bar Refaeli Action
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Megan Shows Us the Money Shot
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Hipster Hottie in Short Shorts
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy as Always
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Paris Hilton is Pathetic
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Aneta Keys is Naughty
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Demi Lovato and Her Short Dress Want Us To Know She Doesn’t Mind Being Fat
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Cheryl Cole is Leggy
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Striptease of the Day
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Black Cam Girl is Good Enough for Me
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Kendall Jenner Kiddie Porn for the Perverts
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Pam Anderson. Yup, Still Would…
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Rimjob Fail
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

30

Aug

Julianne Hough Non-Nude Publicity Stunt of the Day

Here are some twitter pics of Julianne Hough that they are marketing as cellphone hacks…that are an inside job cuz that’s how people get attention these days….and it’s fucking lame….

Point is I saw this coming a mile away, anyone who fronts as Ryan Seacrests girlfriend is an attention whore…you know cuz he’s gay and there’s a transaction going on that is usually involving them getting more famous…

He is the guy behind the Kardashians….he gets the machine and I wish this was a sex tape leak cuz I prefer seeing people fuck….than these shitty pics…

But I’m posting them anyway…and here she is trying to become a household name….

Where are the nudes…??? The closest thing to funny is the mustache she rocks for seacrest to take that mustache ride…

What a shitty whore..

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2011

30

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Shitty Music Video of the Day

I was just sent this video from my good friend SPEEDMONKEY …..and I had no choice but to post it because…let’s face it…it’s amazing…I’m talking hotter than her porn movie cuz there’s no black dick and lots more clever angles that their homemade camera skills couldn’t pull off….making her look better than she did…..not to mention her horrible sex skills aren’t distracting even though this is probably a stunt ass….

Sure the song fucking sucks, but we didn’t need Kim Kardashian to prove that having no substance, quality, talent or anything of value except maybe some fame from a shitty show, Ryan Seacrest, and Vivid….coupled with some good PR people, a crazy mom with some contacts and an ability to make a lot of money for the family….is all it fucking takes….computers, smoke and mirrors, and the diversion that some famous for no reason twat is on it, will make it a hit….

The world is doomed….Kim Kardashian remains a fucking hack….but a hack that’s good at making money and sucking in idiots meaning this is going to make her money cuz you all fucking suck…and don’t mind having your brains raped…

This song is seriously cheesy…low quality..and ghetto. Disgusting.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

30

Aug

Claudia Schiiffer Revisits Modeling of the Day

After posting a January Jones pregnancy picture, I have no choice but to reflect on her baby daddy who was rumored to be Claudia Schiffer’s husband, forcing me to compare her dumpy shit, with Schiffer’s latest photoshoot for Vogue because as you can imagine, Claudia Sciffer is fucking hot and has been for at least 2 decades, while January Jones fucking sucks….even though I’m drawn to broken homes….Claudia Schiffer’s dysfunctional home is highly more erotic but harder to break into…here are the pics…

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer

2011

30

Aug

January Jones Pregnant Tits of the Day

I love broken homes. Illegitimate kids. Women who have no name for the guy who knocked them up. I love the issues the kid will have growing up, the teasing and the questions. I love the adopted father the kid will never fully trust when finding out he’s not his real dad if she goes that route or the lesbian lover she marries like she’s ellen the kid will grow up confused about….the whole thing is pornographic and here are her busty mom tits…

Posted in:January Jones

2011

30

Aug

Naomi Campbell Gets Taped Up of the Day

Here are some pictures of Naomi Campbell all taped up and tied down for the fetishists and those of you in the KKK….who remember the good old days when this lead to being tied behind a truck when your racist little dick was done with her….because you’re fucking sick….

I think it is funny that they’re playing on the fact that she’s a total cunt who anyone has ever been with her has wanted to do this to her…only they couldn’t because being that total cunt she’s runs the fucking show…and only lets people around her who control her…except when getting paid….which clearly she is….

Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2011

30

Aug

Halle Berry Beach Pictures that Suck of the Day

Halle Berry has this beach thing half right….maybe she just likes doing things in halves…you know half black, half a parent, half honest about her half assed career that go way more attention pretending, or at least exploiting the fact that she had a black dad for 4 years of her life….the only thing she’s got right are her perfectly round and amazing tits….you see cuz she’s on the beach…which is a good move, and she’s wearing a bikini which is also a good move…but she’s covering it up in some ridiculously mormon looking dress which is the half wrong part….what a fucking waste.

Posted in:Halle Berry