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2010

13

Aug

Hilary Swank in her Bikini in Her Bikini of the Day

This Hilary Swank bitch is really something. No matter how old she gets, or how boxy and broad shouldered she gets. I still find her transgendered. From the first time I tried jerking off to her getting raped in “Boys Don’t Cry” where she played a chick who pretended to be a dude, ace bandaging them big old tits down and stuffing her underwear so she could get down with Becky from Roseanne, until last year where she played a dyke aviator, to now where she’s flexing her borad boxy body on the beach, I still haven’t quite figured her out and I’m not about to start now…cuz I really don’t care that much…I just know that if she’s got a vagina…then no matter how manly a bitch is…it’s still not gay…unless she’s fucking you up the ass…in which case I’d say you’re kinda on the fence…

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2010

13

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Does Maxim of the Day

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Lohan’s publicist is probably one of the top in Hollywood, cuz this is Lohan and Lohan has a budget for the shit, despite what people say about her being broke, cuz royalties alone on the work she has done probably makes her a fucking killing and there is no need for her to ever work again. This is Lindsay Lohan, one of the biggest celebrities in the last decade, just not the busiest one when it comes to work…

So I know that everything she does is staged, set up, planned, coordinated, she’s a brand who probably doesn’t even own the rights to her own name anymore….

That’s why this whole Jail thing happened. Did anyone bother looking into whether the court was actually a court and not just a rented courtroom set up to look like an actual courtroom with actors and media outlets paid off to make the lie a reality….seems a lot more likely than going to jail and forced 3 month rehab treatment for a fucking DUI.

It’s all strategy to get her an Academy Award, and here is a recent part of that strategy with some Maxim pictures of her big fat lesbian that aren’t really lesbian titties that were taken right before all this went down, cuz when you are on your way to prison, you gotta make sure you do spreads in dying men’s magazines so that when you’re away, people will have somethingto talk about.

All this to say, she’s got amazing tits….

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2010

13

Aug

Rihanna’s Nipple Ring of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures of Rihanna were taken, I am not really into this whole keeping track of celebrities so much that I know when a picture was fucking taken…most of the time I don’t even know who the picture is of…because my entire life, I had no fucking interest in celebrities and that hasn’t changed…my interest has alway deeply lied in sex…and for as long as I can remember, I would ask girl about how they like masturbating, getting fucked, sucking dick, and all these other things that would get mixed response cuz I was 12.

I do know that they are of her in some see through dress and the light is bouncing off her pierced nipple, cuz like all girls with pierced nipples, she wants the world to know she has a pierced nipple, like it’s some kind of accomplishment that keeps her “hard” or “interesting” or whatever the fuck bitches pierce their nipple for….like lesbianism or being a frat boy on spring break in Cancun….

I’ve never fucked a girl with a nipple ring, I think that shit got popular well into my life fucking normal girls…..and it’s not so popular with the crackheads I sometimes visit…cuz they don’t like leaving any money on the table…they like to invest it all into drugs…and nipple rings are too valuable to not pawn off…

But I do know a group of 17 year olds sitting next to me at a coffee shop the other day know all about the shit cuz 3 of them got it done earlier that week and they kept talking about it and running to the bathroom to show each other…leaving me very angry they thought I was homeless instead of someone interesting to fuck for their diary…..So I guess nipple rings are making a comeback….and here is Rihanna’s if you even care….

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2010

13

Aug

Amber Heard Flashes Her Panties in a Classic Upskirt of the Day

I wonder if the rest of the world is as bored of celebrities as I am. It’s like there is no excitement anymore…it’s all been done, it’s all been played out cuz the PR people figured out the simple tricks to go noticed, or what I like to call “Bikini, Panty, Nipple, Vagina, Sex Tape” in order of desperation, that now when a young starlet I want to fuck partially cuz shes young, partially cuz she’s alirght looking, partially cuz I saw Zombieland and it was either her or Little Miss Sunshine or some awkward Jewish guy to lust after, but mainly cuz she’s got a vagina and since being punished with my wife’s tainted, meaty, smelly, what looks like it may be roadkill and the definitely is the single most vile pussy I have ever encountered in my life, and I have encountered many, most low fucking grade, pretty much everything is a step the fuck up and stomp the fucking yard….

So here is Amber Heard in what has become the classic getting out of the car with white panties in a black dress so the cameras get it incidences that woulda been better done crotchless….or maybe even spread eagled on the beach somewhere, but like any PR person knows, you gotta make the shit look as casual as possible as to not look desperate….

Yes. I just analyzed a panty flash. I know. I should spend my energy staring at it. Just another example of me sucking at life…

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2010

13

Aug

Everyday Stripper of the Day

I have always said that all girls are fucking strippers, some just aren’t as confident as others to do the shit in public, while others have been brainwashed to think that stripping is bad, so that when they do it, they feel all dirty and wrong, like Jesus is watching over them judging. I have also always said that all girls are whores and that some just work for money, while other’s work for status and lifestyle, but the core of it is all the fucking self-involved, out for personal gain, using your pussy to get ahead same. I am not a scientist, but assume it’s gotta do with evolution and instincts that we’ve tried to repress all these years of “ciilization”….

That said, every once in a while, enough drugs makes one of these bitches who is on the fence tap into her instinct and you get public stripping in a place where strippers don’t work.

I’ve seen it at least 5 times at bars. I’ve seen it on the street. I’ve even seen it at the stripclub when four 18 year olds on vacation thought it’d be a good idea to ask the DJ to try stripping…it is cuz girls of all shapes and all sizes are attention seeking whores…and if titties are involved, even fat lesbian titties with nasty pussy, I’m ok with it….if anything, it’s the one thing I love in the world…which is saying a lot for someone incapable of emotions…

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2010

12

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Today was a pretty fuckin horrible day that involved boring internet content, but more importantly boring real life content. I was surrounded by some fat girls for my 5 hour wait at the immigration office, some of them smelled like shit, while others just looked like shit….and you can blame them for my shitty internet performance today cuz everytime I had something interesting to write on this shit, I lost it, cuz misshapen asses with guts hanging over them have that affect on me.

Here are my stepLINKS

Audrina’s Amazing Body Belong in a Bikini
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Mischa Barton is Sloppy and Smoking Weed in a Bikini
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Because the Possibility of you Getting Laid Today Isn’t Fucking Likely
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Jessica Alba Flashes Her Bare Ass
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Sofia Vergara’s Hottest Twit-Pics Wow
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Will Ferrell is Fucking Amazing – VIDEO
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Kelly Brooke is Lookin’ Tasty
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Michelle Beadle and the 20 Hotties Who Deserve Bigger Jobs In Sports
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Joss Stone Panty Upskirt
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A Little Bit of Lea Michele
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Kitty’s Self Shots
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Brooke’s Striptease
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Blondie Shows Off – VIDEO
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Heart Attack of the Day with VIDEO
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This is What Crack Does to Formerly Hot Babes – BEFORE AND AFTER
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Renee Lacombe is in Her Undies
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And This is Why You Don’t Put Up a Tent While Drunk – VIDEO
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Lisa and Kylie Lez it Up
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Maliah Michel’s Body is Just Insane
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless Pokies
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Nikki Kane Shows Off
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Anna Kendrick is Looking Super Hot
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Zach Galifianakis is Fucking Amazing
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Sofia Vergara says Madonna Looks Like a Freak – With Sexy Video
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Gotta Love aRed Head
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Pillow Fight in the Air – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Jessica Szohr
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Sandy and Ashley
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Now That’s What I Call Busty
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Some Lohan Shots From Vogue Italy
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30 Hot Girls Making Duckfaces
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian and Her Legs Go For a Walk
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Leonardo DiCaprio Gets to Have Sex With This Every Day. Bastard
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And I Thought I Was a Bad Parent
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Striptease of the Day
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Angela Lonsdale Boobslip
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Shay Laren Cleans Better
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Further Proof That Donald Duck Is A Horny Perv
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The Seven Greatest Internet Hoaxes
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Ashley is Alright By Me
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2010

12

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news, cuz it’s never too late to realize or accept that we are all doomed….

Man wants to legally change name to Boomer the Dog

Gary Matthews, a PA man petitioned the court to change his name to Boomer the Dog and even dresses up as a dog when walking around his neighborhood

Orgasm Ride

Girl Gets Really Turned On By An Amusement Park

Phila. Woman Claims Donald Duck Groped Her

The web site Smoking Gun has obtained a civil suit that claims a Philadelphia-area woman was groped by Donald Duck at Walt Disney World.

Marinated Cat Rescued at Traffic Stop

A Buffalo, NY man was pulled over by police who found a cat marinating in his trunk as the man planned on eating the cat

Parents Arrested for Buying Son Sex Toy, Sending Him Porn in PA

5 adults were charged with giving porn to an 11 year-old

Baltimore Man in Jail for Faking Seizures to Get Out of Paying for Restaurant Bills

Andrew Palmer was sentenced to 18 months for faking seizures to skip out on restaurant bills

Son Learns of Mom’s Porno Past at State Fair

A woman was shocked to discover that her second grade son came home with provocative photos after he went to the local fair

OH Man Caught Sneaking in Homes to Cuddle with Women

Michael Philips told police he was a ninja when caught breaking into apartments to cuddle with women while they slept.

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2010

12

Aug

Mischa Barton Smoking Weed in a Bikini Top of the Day

I never thought I’d see disgusting fucking pigs smoke…but then again I don’t spend much time in the backwoods learning how to fuck with farm animals…

I also never thought Mischa Barton would still be alive…she looks like fucking death.

I just know she’s crying for attention…cuz despite what she looks like, she is a fucking attention whore who wishes her career took a different root, just like this fat chick who couldn’t land a husband so she booked an all inclusive vacation to jamaica to get knocked up, who after her pregnancy would get on all fours in the park and milk herself like a cow…but instead of paparazzi taking pics of her, the police took her away and then child protection took her kid, then i took her anal virginity and we lived happily ever after, the end.


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2010

12

Aug

Christina Hendricks Tit in GQ of the Day

I still don’t know who this Christina Hendricks chick is, I just know she has fat tits and I guess that’s all you really need…but then again, maybe she’s being talked about cuz of the likliness of her pussy hair being bright orange, like some kind of circus clown without a fucking circus…and after recenly getting over a lifelong fear fueled by total disgust of gingers and their orange pubic hair against their pale white skin….that’s gotta be why people are talking about her….or maybe that’s just my wishful thinking that the plight of the red head freak will end….cuz I’m pretty sure people care cuz of her tits…

Either way, she did GQ, enjoy.

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2010

12

Aug

Sarah Silverman in her One Piece of the Day

This is the worst joke Sarah Silverman has ever made. She looks so bad and I get that sometimes ugly people like to play it up and make a joke out of it since everyone is already feeling awkward and laughing on the inside, but seriously, this is painful…more painful than any annoying fart joke she’s made…

I’ve always found this bitch to be a hack. I thought her jokes were obvious and intentional cries for attention, I hated when people gave her credit but worst of all, people actually used to say she was hot and that was just fucking strange…cuz fat guys get pussy with jokes, not the other way around….


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2010

12

Aug

Kim Kardashian After-Wax Face of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian leaving the salon where she reportedly “Indulges in gettting waxes” because ethnic girls tend to be hairy as fuck, especially when they are jacked with male hormones like this bitch, at least that’s what her face wants us to believe and I guess this is just is another example of useless bullshit pieces of information I don’t need to know in my life…even if there was a period in my life that I was envious of bikini waxers cuz of all the pussy they got to see and I went so far as to apply for a job as a waxer without any formal training because of all the pussy they got to see before realizing that hairy pussy on fat bitches may never get boring, but can get messy, especially with the law suits that come when I start using my mouth instead of wax on them, cuz really I have no standards….but for some reason thinking about Kim Kardashian’s hairy black cock filled pussy getting ravaged by asians doesn’t really turn me on…especially when I know she was getting her mustache waxed and they just spun the story on me but I guess it’s not about me, but about you…so enjoy using your imagination on this one…since bitch doesn’t need to degrade herself and post the video of the shit like she used to…She’s changed for the worse. Fame’s really made her dull….

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2010

12

Aug

Stephanie Pratt Legs Cry for Attention of the Day

I love how Stephanie Pratt is showing off her shitty acting skills by pretending to be surprised the paparazzi are following her from the grocery store, despite the fact that she hired them to be there, you know in her quest to stay relevant but not quite desperate enough to fuck on camera yet, maybe because her level of relevance was always low level, she’s known for being Spencer Pratt’s sister….like who the fuck really cares….making the only real shocked person in all this me…for bothering posting some low level shit showing off low grade body parts while making stupid faces while refering to her by her name as if I actually know, care, or respect who she is….I am ashamed of myself.

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2010

12

Aug

Dazed & Confused Bring the Fashion Tit of the Day

If you read the site, you will know that I am doing some fashion programming, cuz I figure it will trick people into thinking this is a fashion site, not because I am a fag and I want a husband, but because I want credibility that will lead to other things…you know like an artist before his time kinda thing like all the other idiot bullshit artists who spun their scam the right way before me…you know pretend I have a greater purpose than being a pervert who posts pictures of boring bitches I can’t stand and want to see bad things happen to….

That said, here are some models named Lauren Brown, Ali Carr, Lisanne de Jong, Lia Serge and Emily Wake in some magazine called Dazed & Confused topless…and Dazed & Confused gets advertisers…maybe I shouldn’t give out my secret formula or they’ll catch onto me…but what’s the fun in doing this all alone…

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2010

12

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is a Schoolgirl of the Day

This is really believable….I have a feeling this has either got to be some kind of dream sequence in a horrible movie….that they are going to filter in editing to give her a youthful glow…or that this is a movie that she is producing and that she decided to sabotage by volunteering to be the school girl in order to feed her ego…cuz the only reason someone that looks like this would be wearing a school girl outfit would be to try to turn their husband on…cuz the sex got stagnant and she noticed how into younger girls he was…not realizing her fat ass in a school girl outfit doesn’t have the same affect…or on Halloween….where here and her single friends decide to go out and try to find husbands cuz they’ve wore their vibrators down to the plastic skeleton…

Either way, this isn’t hot and would only be hot if she was the older girl coming back to high school to get her diploma while deciding she’d rather teach the girls and boys how to fuck…but they changed laws for 18 year olds in high school…so it is totally unbelieveable…kinda like these pictures…

Good thing you’ll take anything you can get.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

12

Aug

Josh Brolin Does Stepfathering Right of the Day

Since the site is called DrunkenStepfather and was originally a semi-anonymous site about lusting over my stepdaughters because they were pretty much 18 and not my own kids, they lived with me and ran around naked like they were my own kids, they’d tan topless and I’d overhear them talking about getting off with guys, but instead of being part of that, I was stuck with their fat, useless mother who caused me more grief than I ever expected, but also provided for me with this lavish lifestyle of a one-room apartment cuz her pig-self thinks it’s okay to go on disability for her diabetes, sleep apnea, inability to walk….and I think it’s okay to ride that shit to the top….

So as a tribute to the man I used to be, I like to cover as much stepparenting that comes my way, and here’s Josh Brolin at an event escorted by his stepdaughter I can assume he wants to fuck, cuz I know I want to fuck her, but after a few drinks, he could be escorting a donkey out to pasture and I’d have a fucking boner, not cuz I know who Josh Brolin is or because I’m his best fan ever, but because anything is better than the hell I am living…

But enough about me, here are the pics. Sure, they may not be hot on the surface, but what’s going on behind the scenes is…

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