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2009

28

Aug

Pixie Lott Slutty FHM Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Pixie Lott, she’s 18, she just released her first single a couple months ago in the UK and shit’s apparently poppin’ on the charts which means it’s probably fucking garbage. I know this because Virgin bought over our local radio station and I have to listen to the European countdown every once in a while when my wife has the shit on and most of the time, their pop music makes me want to kill myself but then again so do most things.

The good news is that she’s young tight bodied and eager and ambitious young girls make for an easy blowjob and even if you’re not the one getting it, because you’re a nobody who can’t advance her career, the idea of her willingness helps with the masturbation to her pics from some FHM photoshoot.

Posted in:FHM|Pixie Lott

2009

28

Aug

Audrina Hanging with Fat Chicks of the Day

I don’t like The Hills or any of the people it unintentionally threw up who became celebrities, but there’s something about these pictures that I find hot. Maybe it’s Audrina’s stumpy legs and round ass, or maybe it’s the look on her face that reminds me of the time I was working as a janitor at a mall and this old man just kinda sat in the food court with these empty look on his face for 8 hours before we checked on him to find that he was dead, or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got big round fake tits and I’ve never seen big round fake tits like they are something magical, oh wait, I have seen fake tits on numerous whores and I never get impressed with that shit cuz it’s like getting impressed over someone’s new t-shirt or someshit, so I guess I find these hot because she hangs with fat chicks cuz fat chicks are what my life is all about and as miserable as they are, they are always fascinating to watch eat.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Fat Chicks

2009

28

Aug

Katie Price is Working Out with Lame MMA Dudes of the Day

Just when I thought Katie Price wasn’t tacky or trashy enough, pictures of her surface training with MMA type dudes in their Tapout clothes, which is pretty much the bottom feeder trailer park Ed Hardy and the shit irritates me just as much but on a different level, because all these lame gym-bo’s who train to fight are far more annoying to be stuck next to waiting for a drink at the bar than a group of clueless chachi motherfuckers, because both groups are loud, but one group gets excited watching people get their faces smashed in while suckin on their slutty girlfriend’s fake aspiring porn star tit with their friends while the other like soccer, tight pants and eating fuckin’ spaghetti with their hot girlfriend who just doesn’t rub them as well as their friend Johnny.

That’s not to say that both groups aren’t closet case homosexuals, it is just to say that one is a hell of a lot more angry and poor and instead of pumping fists to electonic music drinking bottles of Goose like the Ed Hardy crowd, the Tapout crowd is drinking beer and punching each other as hard as they can to build up their pain threshold for the day they become the fighters they aspire to be…..and I like to avoid all that shit.

Posted in:Katie Price|Working Out

2009

28

Aug

Alice Dellal and her Crazy Outfit of the Day

Her name is Alice Dellal and she’s a model from the UK with a lesbian haircut and lesbian outfit that’s supposed to be on some 70s or 80s punkrock shit, but looks more like bitch is cruisin’ the streets for a woman’s fist to shove in her pussy, and not so into the fuckin’ music. I think you call this look tryin’ a little too fuckin’ hard, but what do I know, I don’t get paid millions to model my ugly lesbian body down runways with the world’s latest fashions, I just know it looks disgusting in a herpes infested gutter slut, pussy smelling like feces and death because she let her pet rat crawl up in her to stay warm and before dying, he used her as the toilet she fuckin’ is, but again, what do I know….

Posted in:Alice Dellal|Crazy

2009

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t wear a shirt with breasts drawn on the shit if you don’t want to get random men grabbing your fat tits and making derogatory comments like I am a common whore walking down the street, when I don’t even have a fucking vagina. Don’t go out on the weekend NASCAR is in town and expect to meet cool people. Do drink yourself stupid but don’t get caught masturbating on the bus ride home, even if no erect, they can still arrest you.


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Here are my stepLINKS..

Because It’s Not Quite the Weekend Yet
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Guess Who Needs An Ed Hardy Intervention?
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Survival Tips With Gavin
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The 10 Hottest Wrestling Sluts Of All Time
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Christina Ricci Wears Daisy Dukes
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Short Skirt Hidden Camera Escalator Fun
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Lily Allen See Through Pants
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What Do You Do When You See a Falling Brick?
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Yeah I’d Bang Me Some Sandra Bullock
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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STFU Madonna
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I Think Aubrey O’Day’s Dog is Better Looking Than She Is
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EVERYBODY NEEDS TO BAN TOGETHER AND FIND THE LOHAN LESBIAN SEX TAPE
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Curb Your Entusiasm is Going to Be Amazing This Season
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Blue Eyed Gaby
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I Still Hate Her And All But I’m Loving Kim Kardashian’s Blonde Hair
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Miley Ctrus Jailbait Shortshorts
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Behind the Scenes With Pixie Lott
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Kayden Kross is on the Floor
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Idiot Rides Scooter, Runs Into Pole – VIDEO
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Vodka Tampons & Anal Beer Bongs: It’s The Thing In Arizona
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A Couple of Little Lezzies
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Rachel Roxxx The Penthouse
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Eva Herzigova for Numero
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Laura Lion Wants to ROAR
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Nicole Rochie Bikini Throwback
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Cartoon Fruit Porn
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Sophie Howard By the Pool
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Sexy, Sexy Teen
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Anna Kournikova At Some Party Talking or Some Shit
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She’s a Cheerful Cherrleader1
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Club Hotties//Lights Camera Action
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Maria Venus Makes Staring At Her Easy
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Remember Chili From TLC?
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The Taratino Mixtape
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Here’s Hoping Anne Heche Brings the Crazy Back
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Get Naked or Die?
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Georgia Jones is in the Mirror
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Some Hot Amateurs With Hot Eyes
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I’ve Never HEard Much of Tori Amos’s Music, But I Like Her Already
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2 Chicks … 4 Huge Breasts … My Kinda Lesbian Party!
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This Hooters’ Girl Has The BIGGEST Tits!
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2009

27

Aug

Geri Halliwell in Her Bikini in France of the Day

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want. I want to know why when I first looked at this shit, I thought she had a 6-pack, but in reality, she’s just got a sloppy mom stomach and I guess she pulled some magic eye trick, or drew the abs on, to trick us into thinking she’s got it going on, when in reality it looks like someone hacked away at her stomach like she was a pork roast , tied up and ready to feed the whole family, something she can relate to because that’s how she likes to be treated in the bedroom and that’s how she got pregnant in the first place….yes, it’s true, I hear she doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, the month it was conceived there were too many potential fathers that only a paternity test will decide…..
Either way, she’s got a good ass and here are the pics…





And Here Are Some Other Pictures of Her Stomach in a Bikini….


Posted in:Bikini|Geri Halliwell

2009

27

Aug

Karen Mulder Parties in Leather Shorts of the Day

Here is Karen Mulder, some washed up model I wanna fuck and she’s dressed like a gay biker on Gay Pride weekend lookin’ for twink man pussy to gang rape. You know all leather all the time. Throw in a few poppers, maybe a little meth and ask the DJ to play your favorite song and we’ve got a fuckin’ party.

Sure at 39 years old you should probably be doing better, more responsible things with your time, like raising your 3 year old and not jacking your shorts in your pussy to make the shit sweat while too wasted to get it nice and lubricated enough to fuck in the bathroom, because shit doesn’t work the way it used to, especially when you’re drunk but I’m 40 and I’m not doing anything responsible because responsible is fucking boring and if anything I should try to befriend her so I can stop wasting my time with poverty parties and follow her around to party in luxury cuz she made her money when she was youn so that she could party into the fucking sunset, while I still have to steal from my wife to buy 40s.

So Karen Mulder, if you’re out there, let me be your Scully (I figured the x-files reference would give you virgins a boner, you’re welcome)……..

Posted in:Karen Mulder|Leather Shorts

2009

27

Aug

Aubrey O’Day on Wendy Williams of the Day

Aubrey O’Day was on Wendy WIlliams, a show I’ve never seen, but assume is hosted by a man dressed like a woman, and Audrey and her talk about her weave, getting fired for not fucking Diddy and some Playboy bullshit and I guess she’s here trying to get the support of black women everywhere so that they invite her to their houses so she can fuck all their brothers, cuz that’s why she’s been getting herself thick for. She also sings some stupid song, shows off her body and hearing her talk her bullshit always makes me feel better about myself so I figure I should share that joy with you….with interviews like this someone needs to pull the plug on this bitch but never will because she’s black and no one wants to touch that shit for fear of getting called a racist…on the positive side of things – she hates on Heidi Montag and that’s a good thing….but really at this point who doesn’t….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Wendy WIlliams

2009

27

Aug

Annalynne McCord Does Nylon Magazine of the Day

In doing this bullshit site, I sometimes get real shitty promotional items sent to me. It’s rare but since I don’t get paid, I guess people feel shitty enough for me and my poverty that they figure I could use free clothes or some shit and for some reason someone gave me a Nylon Magazine t-shirt and I knew that wearing it would be risky, as it is the Hipster and aspiring hipster bible and is more popular than ever, especially now that hispter is mainstream, but I took it on a test ride and not only did a couple weird lesbians with lesbian haircuts and canvas shoes give me props, but so did every homosexual I walked by, like I was one of their own, and like the fact that I was in soiled sweatpants and mismatched lace-less shoes, with ratty ass unshowered hair and a pre-pubescent-lookin unshaven beard was all part of some outfit I had cooridinated and I wasn’t down. So when I got home and took that shit that was rotting inside me only to realize I had no toilet paper, my Nylon Magazine t-shirt was the logical casuality and as I wiped my ass with it realized just how handy shit actually was, so thanks to the person who sent it to me and just so you know, it is living happily in a bunched up shitty ball in the alley outside my house where it was destined to end up….

Speaking of shit covered Nylon Magazine shirts, it turns out that the actually magazine is shit covered this month, with pictures of Annalynne McCord.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Nylon

2009

27

Aug

Brittny Gastineau is Still Fat and Dumpy of the Day

Brittny Gastineau is a girl who I used to make fun of on TWITTER, I’d call her fat and a pig and all that shit cuz she would hide her dumpy body in expensive dresses that complimented her body by pushing out her fat chick tits in a way that her dumpy ass stomach was barely noticable and she would write back here and there calling me an asshole and now seeing her in her sweatpants makes me believe that she’s finally come to terms with her shit and accepted that she is fat and that the biggest achievement of her life was being featured in that Bruno movie, I mean other than the time her and her BFF Kim Kardashian polished off an all you can eat buffet cuz they are disgusting cunts. Here she is out on her period, or just being the lazy slob that got her in this mess in the first place and here are the pics for my black readers who like their pussy thick and who I blame for making these bitches think they got it going on…

Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|Fat

2009

27

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Future Ugly Watch of the Day

Here is a glimpse into the future for all you Ashley Tisdale lovers. Now I hate Ashley Tisdale and I really have no reason why I do, because she’s really got nothing to do with my life in any fucking way, I don’t even watch her on TV or in Movies and I hardly know anything about her, but there’s just something about her cunt face that makes me angry that she is famous. She should be working at a Jewish summer camp teaching kids how to my gimp bracelets, maybe losing her virginity to some of her campers because guys her own age don’t want anything to do with her busted up fucking face and not working for fuckin’ Disney… and what also pisses me off about her is that I know people who know her from growing up and that she is actually 29 years old and playing this teenage piece of shit, but that doesn’t piss me off as much as the fact that her mother isn’t fat, because if she was, that would have made me happy, you know, getting a look at what is gonna happen to her when she’s all growed the fuck up so now I’m just left with laughing at her stupid lookin face….here are the pics

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

27

Aug

Rihanna Showing off Her Stomach of the Day

I don’t understand why hipsters are dressing like poverty trash from the 90s. It is starting to piss me off everytime I see a motherfucker with a mullet, stupid glasses, a loud throwback t-shirt of some garbage sports team, a pair of tight cut off acid wash jean shorts, a fanny pack and fuckin’ velcro shoes with stupid socks pulled up, like they were the retarded kid down the street who huffed gas for a good time cuz he couldn’t afford fuckin’ booze, so Rihanna in this vest just doesn’t make sense to me. Not that I’m a fashionable dude, but because she looks like a fuckin’ idiot and as the days progress and the fact my dog barked at her on TV like she was a dog, I’m starting to hate her more and more and I’d thought I’d let you all know that praise I was giving her was just misguided jungle fever.

Posted in:Rihanna|Stomach

2009

27

Aug

Hilary Duff Whoring Out on Gossip Girl of the Day

I guess Hilary Duff got herself on Gossip Girl for more than one reason. Yesterday, I said that she was doing it to stay relevant, jumping up on a hot show so people would remember her, but now I think it’s got more to do with her using the show as an opportunity to get her TV crush up in her pussy because I guess now that she’s got all fat and dumpy and her boyfriend and his Hockey Team have slowed down on the stickin’ her ass and pussy while jerking each other off in some sort of team building initiation since it is the off season or some shit has made her desperate and figured she might as well get paid for male attention instead of paying for it and I guess none of that matters but here’s the picture proof anyway, cuz that’s what I do..

Posted in:Gossip Girl|Hilary Duff

2009

27

Aug

Brittany Snow Getitng Out of a Car and Showing Us Up Her Skirt of the Day

Her name is Brittany Snow and I had no idea who she was because her face is ugly and I don’t really like ugly chicks unless my dick is bounching off their “soft palate”, but it turns out that she’s from Tampa, a quite luxurious place if you are white trash and I also found out that her dad quit his job as an insurrance broker to work for her organizing her “schedule”, which is code for taking 20% of her paycheck cuz it worked out to more that the 45,000 dollars a year he was making before, only now he doesn’t have to go into work every fucking day, and I guess its the least this cunt could do because he pretty much made her and speaking of cunt, here he is getting in or out of a car flashing something that may or may not be her black vagina, and is probably just black panties…enjoy….weirdo.

Posted in:Brittany Snow|Upskirt

2009

27

Aug

Joan Rivers Risks Melting in the Sun of the Day

Sometimes when I am in bed late at night, I lay there thinking that if Joan Rivers’ face looks like this….what could her pussy possibly look like…is it made of plastic, or a rubber insert, or is it the original model she was born with, that’s had no work done to it and is riped like the old peach I found behind my kitchen table last week and I don’t even eat peaches. Shit was so rotten, it was just a dried up shell…there was no moisture or smell, just death…..and I guess I will never know the answer….

Posted in:Joan Rivers|Plastic Surgery