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2011

10

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news….it may not be the best news…the most relevant news…the most life changing news…it may not even be funny or ironic or interesting enough to watch…but that’s what makes it the stepNEWS….

Hateful Posts Hit Va Business’ Facebook
Racist rants, images and videos are starting to overtake a Facebook page created by a Northern Virginia hair care business with an African American customer base.

Priest Says He Lied About Being SEAL
A priest in central Pennsylvania and the region’s leading newspaper are embarrassed by apparent false claims that the priest served in the elite Navy SEALs program.

Developer faces rape, cocaine charges
QUINCY – One of Quincy’s wealthiest and most influential developers will face a judge in connection with child rape and drug trafficking charges.

Face Transplant Recipient Speaks
The nation’s first full face transplant recipient said the first thing his young daughter said to him when she saw him after the operation was “Daddy, you’re so handsome.”

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2011

10

May

Irina Shayk Is Disgusting of the Day

Here are some disgusting pictures of Irina Shayk, I mean if you’re like me and think that marriage is the cancer that ruins all fun, because as a married guy, I know marriage is the cancer that ruins all fun, and that it is the single worst event that can take a happy man, and even a happy couple, you know all beautiful in love, and turn it into a huge pile of shit….

I mean unless you’re the bottom feeding kind of guy, who isn’t so into the whole marriage thing, but is into the whole destruction of marriage thing, so you target unhappy wives for some pure sex with no other responsibility cuz they have fucking husbands for that, or if you’re just like me and into the open bars at weddings so much that when you see a wedding dress you get thirsty, then you’ll like this Irina Shayk, cover of SI Swimsuit, stepping out of bikinis and into modeling wedding dresses for some crazy thing I call cold, hard, cash.

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2011

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Bad Late Night Chinese Food borrowed from some homeless dude, in what may have been a horrible late night drunk decision, makes for a very bad hangover dump…..Let’s do it again sometime.

Who’s Up For Fresh Chicken – VIDEO
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Blake Lively Tight and Leathery Outfit
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Steven Tyler Dresses Like a Chick Cuz He’s Got a Huge Dick
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College Football 2011: Hottest Coeds of the New Big Ten
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Free Cams, Nuff Said
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If January Jones Got Knocked Up By an X-Men Does That Mean Her Baby Will Have Super Powers?
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Gotta Love the Guzman Twins
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Japanese Subway Insanity
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Nerdy Girl Fucks Her Own Asshole
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Ex Girlfriend Videos direct to You
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How About a Drunk Party Slut?
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IKEA Assembly Guides for Sci Fi Products (MUST SEE)
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2011

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I forget that I’m really incredible at TWITTER….

It’s probably cuz I am always worrying about getting drunk, cleaning up stranger’s blood on my floor with my bare foot while drunk and not aware that AIDS exists, a problem I have wheever I go down on a bitch on her period while I have sores on my mouth/have unprotected sex while I have sores on my dick, being chased by welfare drunk women I shoulda tried to fuck, but instead ran away from like a scared girl, watching chick flicks and Gaga concerts that collectively make me want to kill myself, before pulling out my dick to a group of people to show them how small it is….or jerking off to Ivanka Trump on celebrity apprentice….

I live the good life kids….

Chris Brown’s Ghetto Strippers at His Birthday Thanks to His Whore Mother who Taught Him How to Be a Beat Women Gracefully
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Kelly Brook Has an Abortion / Miscarriage / Did Not Celebrate Mother’s Day
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Steroids FAIL – VIDEO
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Mila Kunis Ass Shot
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Sluts Who Will Make You Want Them
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Free Webcam Sluts
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Dirty Girls Getting Down On Camera
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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Hotness
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Lady Gaga Makes Me Want to Punch Her in the Face of the Day
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Steroids FAIL – VIDEO
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Arianny Celeste Brings Her Curves Out To Play
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Kate Upton is Almost Naked and I Love It
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Take a Vacation, Get Laid
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Free Cams. Nuff Said
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Grogeous Girl and a Sex Toy
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Everybody Hates Justine Bieber
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Kristin Cavallari & the 25 Hottest Celebrity WAGs in the NFL
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Maria Fowler Panty Upskirt
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Karl Lagerfeld Gets All the Sluts
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Kim Kardashian Unleashes Her Golden Shower
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The Rest of These Hollywood Assholes Got Nothing on Johnny Depp
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How the FUCK do you Throw a Baseball With No Arms of Legs? VIDEO
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These Janessa Brazil Pictures Are Freaking Awesome
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Drunk slut on the Beach – VIDEO
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Jessica Valentino Has Got the Moves
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Meet Bella Gonzalez
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Bobby Brown And Whitney Houston Seriously Need To Get Their Daughter! Bobbi Kris Caught In Drunken Gun Brawl?!?!
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Renee and Britney Get It On
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Jennifer Hudson is Looking Slim and Trim
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How About Some Squirting Lezzies
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Meet Natalia Belova
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Japanese Fashion Insanity of the Day
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Kesha Looks Like She May Have Taken a Bath for Once
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2 Horny sluts on a Webcame
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Shyla Jennings on a Web Cam
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Marisa Miller Hotness
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Bitch Hood Fight – VIDEO
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Girls Watch Porn Too! – VIDEO
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Baby or Not Penny Cruz is Still Hot
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John Travolta Wants to Convert Lindsay Lohan
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Vanessa Hudgens is Slutty and I Like It
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Jessica Simpson Forgot Her Pants and Has Great Tits
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Kim Kardashian Unleashes Her Golden Shower
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Christina Aguilera Tits Come Busting Out
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White House Crasher, Michaele Salahi Shows Off Her Camel Toe
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Kourtney Kardashian Plays With Her 32 Year Old Tits
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Justin Bieber Is A Little Bitch
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

09

May

Paz De La Heurta Half Naked in her Place of the Day

After seeing the last set of pictures of Paz De La Heurta that I posted , I assumed that bitch either lived in a crackhouse with a bunch of tootless homeless people she squats with, and not the kind of squats hollywood pussy is used to, I’m talking living in condemed buildings squatting….like she was Rosario Dawson (cuz Rosario Dawson squatted as a youth, before she was cast in Kids, I know my spic in entertainment history)…..or maybe that bitch lived in some kind of designer box behind a chinese restaurant or some shit…but apparently, she’s got a home, one with heating and potted plants where she has pics of her in her underwear taken in that home…and Esquire likes to publish those pics….and I like to steal those pics to share with you….and by steal I mean Borrow…

Posted in:Paz De La Heurta

2011

09

May

Exclusive Erica Lynne From Bad Girl’s Club Bitch Turns Porno of the Day

She was on Bad Girls Club Miami Season 5. Her name is Erica Lynne .

She’s now the star of a new sex tape because that’s what happens when you’re a trashy whore who gets addicted to the 5 minutes of fame that you had being on TV…..

I think one of the greatest things that has come from this reality TV movement, is the amount of pornstars the shit has created, assuming Erica Lynne wasn’t a pornstar before the whole reality thing happened….

These celebrity sex tapes should change their name to “the only way nobodies stay relevant in their quest to be celebrity”….

I think more importantly, we need to come to terms with the fact that just cuz you’re on TV, doesn’t make you a celebrity…

But that doesn’t mean the whole thing isn’t amazing, shit I’d love to watch every bitch I see on TV, on the street, in pictures, on the bus, in the bar, fucking everywhere fuck…whether they are hot or not, and I guess this is just another one off the list.

Check it out.

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2011

09

May

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

Here is a professional dancer who should have been a stripper but who instead got on TV cuz we as a society decided we gave a fuck about dancing again.

More importantly, she’s an aspiring musician and actor, cuz all strippers think they have what it takes, and what better way to reach your dreams than to to sell her vagina to Ryan Seacrest in exchange for that fame, not that he’s actually gonna use that vagina, it’s just a show piece like his car collection, you know so people can stop thinking he’s gay, and get on with their lives, even though he is gay….

Frosted hair that luxurious always takes it up the ass…at least that’s what I’ve been told….

On a side note, I once fucked a professionally trained dancer….the performance she put on was a real crowd pleaser…her core body strength, the way she could move her hips, the rocking and riding rhythm was pretty much something that made me want to frequent dance schools…and I tried before I was asked to leave for being a creep..

Seacrest out.

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Posted in:Julianna Hough

2011

09

May

Karissa Shannon in a Bikini of the Day

I have ripped on Karissa Shannon a lot, without giving thanks to the fact that what she does is needed in society…it is what a lot of my fun is based on…and without sluts with hot asses…we’d be in a very uptight, unexcited world…that’s not to say I love her porn work that much…but it is to say that I’m glad it exists and that I can reference the shit, rather than living a life without bitches fucking black dudes on camera to piss off their dad for molesting their twin sister instead of them….Getting naked, whoring yourself, and all the other shit she does is good and I shouldn’t laugh at her obvious attempt to get famous, I should encourage her and tell her she’s one sex tape away from amazing….you know to get her worthless and useless ass back into production…

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2011

09

May

Marisa Miller Fake Tits for Esquire of the Day

I think Marisa Miller is over-rated. She’s old. She’s got implants. Sure she’s got a tight body, but sometimes, is that really enough….I mean I guess it is…but I don’t think she should be celebrated the way she’s being celebrated when really she’s just a stripper who was put in took the wrong course in life and ended up a millionaire supermodel…it maes no sense…but I guess she’s hotter than any bitch you’re fucking…and maybe that’s all it takes…but if that was the case…the one legged, one-eyed retard down the street who won’t fuck me would be in in Esquire too….

Either way, here is Marisa Miller in Esquire….

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2011

09

May

Rihanna’s New Music Video of the Day

Rihanna has a new video. It’s not one of those videos that’s really worth jerking off to, unless you are a romantic and emotional masturbator and you like to feel like a 90s singer song writer when cumming on your thigh.

This shit is some screechy sounding shit, proving that even when edited in post production, Rihanna is still a talentless teenage prostitute who fucked the right dude at the Barbados Kareoke bar…

This is like some dying cat that I wish was actually a dying hooker back in that barbados karaoke bar…then we wouldn’t have to bother with this nonsense.


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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

09

May

Cheryl Cole Hot Ass in Purple Pants of the Day

I love Cheryl Cole and her prison tattoos that fucked their way to a record deal, but more importantly, I love her ass.

She’s a fine specimen of a popstar you’ve only heard of because she married a soccer player and because she’s hot and not because of her actual pop music….she is the reason this new X-Factor is going to blow American Idol out of the water….

Amazing.

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2011

09

May

Russell Brand is Gay of the Day

Everyone knows jet skiing with a dude riding tandem makes you gay, especially when he grabs your ass as you get off your jet ski, you know while the paparazzi watches probably hoping to either start rumors as jokes, cuz when you’re famous, all the paparazzi and tabloid stories gives them something to laugh at when sitting on their piles sof money, or maybe cuz Russell Brand’s boyfriend is trying to get the attention he deserves, cuz he’s tired of being on the backburner, like some kind of mistress who gets pregnant on purpose demanding you leave your wife for her, when the fun in having a mistress becomes a stressful job…instead of a stress relief….all over the bitches face….

All I gotta say, is if you were married to Katy Perry for business, you’d go faggot too, especially when you were one in the first place…can’t hide behind those tight pants, long hair and poofter accent for ever….

Posted in:Russell Brand

2011

09

May

Blake Lively Tits for Fashion of the Day

Here are some pictrues of Blake Lively trying to show off her little tits at some fashion event, because I guess she’s trying to secure her position as a fashion icon, thanks to the stylists of Gossip Girl….and for some reason all I see is her hard as fuck face…seriously, this bitch looks worse than some 45 year old chain smoking mother’s on welfare….I don’t get it…but let’s celebrate her as a fashion icon, cuz that’s what they want us to do….and by that I mean, let’s stare at her cleavage cuz we’re really fucking lame.

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

09

May

Rihanna Loves Showing Off Her Nipple Ring of the Day

Rihanna is like a stripper who just got a set of Breast Implants, all fucking proud of her shit that she puts it on blast, you know so that everyone and their mother knows, that bitch has a nipple ring.

I don’t know if it’s her cheap marketing hustle, if it is her island girl, laid back, teenage prostitute hustle, or if her small tits just don’t need a bra, but she’s been out advertising that she’s got a nipple ring the last two years, and shit’s as boring as seeing a cheesy chachi dude drinking out of a magnum of goose at the lame high end club, wearing a beater so everyone sees his tattoo sleeves….

I just hate people who show off some of dumb shit, if Rihanna wants us jerking off to her, bitch better show her fucking clit.

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

09

May

Katy Perry’s Bad Legs Performin of the Day

I get a lot of hate mail because people don’t understand, pointing out the obvious flaws on a cunt bitch who annoys me through song has no corelation to whether I’d fuck her or not, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m not fucking her, and getting those emails is getting boring…

“You think she’s sloppy cuz you’re jealous of her money, success and fame”.

“You say mean things cuz she won’t sleep with you and would never sleep with you”.

“You’re mean to my idol cuz you hate yourself for never being able to be her”….

Not true. I’d fuck uglier bitches than Katy Perry everyday, all day. I can just focus on the obvious, and that is that she’s a set of tits, used to distract from being a talentless, sack of shit of a woman.

She’s got back legs. Bad skin. Can’t dance. But she’s a lot of fucking noise to divert from those facts.

Here she is in concert, clownin’ out.

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