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2010

06

Dec

Halle Berry in Black Face of the Day

I know black people. I hang out with black people. There is no way that Halle Berry is not making this face in response to people like me who have been questionning her blackness.

Yeah, I’ve heard her bullshit speech in interviews where she pretends she’s black cuz her skin is not enitrely white, leading to an identity crisis and real understanding of the black plight, despite being the kind of black girl who crosses the street at night walking towards a group of black people.

I blame her white mom for getting knocked up by a brother who didn’t leave his name or number, her white suburban upbringing, white schooling, white friends, her white husbands, her white bank account….

So she can suck her lips like the best dude from the Islands after eating fried chicken and hot sauce with the best of them, the only thing black about her is the lie that the media companies thought she could pull off cuz they were in need of a black woman to win an academy award without actually hiring one…cuz other ethnicities make them nervous…or some shit.

She does have nice tits though.

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2010

06

Dec

Emma Stone is Not a Lesbian of the Day

I like these young starlets enough to wait around for their bikini pics to hit so that I can post them on this site…but I generally have a hard time remembering which one is which…and I heard pussy in Zombieland came out as a dyke , I was hoping it was Little Miss Sunshine cuz that would have been funny…but it turned out it was the one who plays Mark Zuckerberg’s neighbor for a few minutes.

Clearly, she is trying to get noticed by pulling a Lohan, even though everyone knows lesbians don’t exist and the only girls who are lesbians are built like dudes and dress like dudes, the only hot dykes are chicks who were molested by dudes enough growing up to fear dick….or who are easily influenced and manipulated by the girls built like dudes through friendship to “try it out” cuz “guys are jerks” and “i’m your best friend, trust me it feels good”…not that it matters,

Cuz this is Emma Stone and she is the only Zombieland pussy worth noticing today…and she’s not using cheap or bottom-feeding stunts like pulling the “I’m a lesbian, talk about me” card like she’s fucking Anne Heche…..

I hate publicity stunts…unless they come with video footage of the bullshit….which hasn’t happened in this PR strategy yet….

Here is Emma Ston at some event cuz I wannna fuck her…

Posted in:Emma Stone

2010

06

Dec

Lingerie Company’s Weird Web Campaign of the Day

I like tits and since I can’t land a fucking advertiser for this garbage website I spend my days writing, I figured I’d write about bullshit ad campaigns these corporations who are trying to take over the internet are running in efforts to be “Viral”.

This one is for Canadian lingerie company called La Senza and they’ve created some Christmas piano the makes sounds of moaning pussy in lingerie, something I’ve tried to recreate in my basement, much to the three girl’s I kidnapped disappointment….

I don’t know what that means, but here’s some viral bullshit campaign for you to jerk off to.

These fuckers should be paying me. But they aren’t. I’m too porno for a fucking panyt company. Fucking mooching Assholes.

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2010

06

Dec

The Worst Internet Auction Ever of the DAy

Loney fat bitches who work as Morticians and Nail Technicians who say shit like “His Loss” when referencing their last boyfriend who escaped them, and who think posting ads on eBay to find a date to go on a family cruise is normal, is just what I want to stay the fuck away from when it comes to spending my money on Valentines Day…

The only thing this is good for is amazing fucking content…If my 2 dollar bid won this shit….I’d definitely bring my video camera

Here is her ad, with her insane demands and restrictions, even though the only person who would waste their time on this shit, would break all those restrictions.

She’s a real fucking keeper/winner, I mean isn’t that what this eBay ad is screaming…I don’t know about you but I don’t see red flags and my cock isn’t scared he’s gonna be cut off, even though she’s clearly dying for cock…weird.

This auction is for a 1 ticket- 7 day cruise on the Southern Caribbean Princess Explorer with a female companion
**SERIOUS RESTRICTIONS APPLY**

CRUISE INFORMATION:
Departs February 13, 2011 from San Juan Puerto Rico
Returns February 20, 2011

Island Destinations: St. Thomas, Dominica, Grenada, Bonaire and Aruba
Oceanview room, meals and non-alcoholic beverages included

Some of the Money from this auction will go towards island excursions and other activities.

THE STORY: I’m 33 years old, my boyfriend and i broke up (his loss). i’m now looking for a travel companion / friend to enjoy valentines week with. i enjoy and anticipate dancing, snorkeling and other activities provided by the cruise line and hope to find someone that would enjoy the same.

RESTRICTIONS:
Bidder/Winner must submit a photo, complete name and comply to a background check.
Bidder/Winner must have their own passport.
Bidder/Winner must have previously cruised before
Bidder/Winner must be between the ages of 27 and 38.
Bidder/Winner must not be currently married or in a relationship.
Bidder/Winner must be willing to participate in active shore excursions.
Bidder/Winner must have clean hygiene and respect personal boundaries at all times.
Bidder/Winner must maintain self control and have respect.
Bidder/Winner must be of good moral character, must not be a felon.
Bidder/Winner must not be a smoker, social drinking is okay.
Bidder/Winner is responsible for their own flight to and from puerto rico.
Bidder/Winner is responsible for their own alcoholic beverages and all other fees not included with the cruise ticket above.
Bidder/Winner must have similar qualities or interests to me (see about me section below)
THIS CRUISE WILL BE ACCOMPANIED BY MY PARENTS, THERE WILL BE NOTHING OF ANY SEXUAL NATURE TO TRANSPIRE!
IF BIDDER/WINNER DOES NOT COMPLY, AUCTION IS IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED AND THERE WILL BE NO REFUNDS.

ABOUT ME: i’m 33, i work 2 full time jobs. i’m a mortician and a nail technician, i really enjoy doing nails. i have a bachelors degree in science. i like movies, horror, action, some comedy. i like a huge variety of music but stay away from mainstream music and do not like country music. i like anything from Connie Francis to skinny puppy. i am ambitious, goal-oriented, honest, eager to live and experience life. Feel free to ask questions, i will respond as fast as i can. i’m 5ft 5 in. athletic but curvy. i do not use recreational drugs nor smoke. i am a social drinker

Payments are due 3 days from auction close payment in form of Paypal. Thanks for Looking & Good Luck bidding Buyers automatically enter into a legally binding contract to purchase the item from the seller if they win the auction-style listing or use the Buy It Now feature. eBay’s Unpaid Item policy requires buyers to pay for the items that they commit to purchase. eBay will take action against buyers who do not pay for items they have won.

Weird. Yet hilarious. No body shots…obviously…

To See Her Insane eBay Ad, Follow This Link
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Posted in:ebay Auction

2010

06

Dec

Pirelli Calendar Behind the Scenes Tits of the Day

I like tits. I don’t really like the artistic vision behind a calendar people only know about because of the tits. I don’t really need a behind the scenes on the shit and I didn’t really watch more than 4 minutes of the shit, but that doesn’t mean you won’t draw inspiration from this, inspiration for what, I’m not quite sure, but I am sure I’m glad to be left out of the loop on this one, cuz knowing I may aid some of you in jerking off makes me question my sexuality, luckily some of these models bring it back home.


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Posted in:Pirelli Calendar 2011

2010

05

Dec

Kid Wonder is the Unsigned Hype of the Day

I met this 17 year old kid the other week at my friend and his busty partner at Wolf & Harrison’s Holiday Photoshoot . I got real drunk partially thanks to the free alochol they were handing out but mainly because I was drinking my feelings away cuz they told me they didn’t want me in their shoot.

They put on his demo CD and next thing you know I’m dirty dancing with myself…cuz girls don’t like me…..he gave me his myspace and I came across it today and I’ve been listening to it on repeat….

I don’t normally post on weekends, I don’t normally promote 17 year old rappers, but I’m hungover and can’t get off the couch and figure I might as well try to make talented kids with passion who are actually doin’ something as famous as I can, you know since I’ve got no talent or passion, except maybe when it come to vagina…but that doesn’t count.

He goes by the name Kid Wonder. Let’s get him a record deal.


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2010

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend, what the fuck are you doing on the internet, you should be at the mall hiding under the staires watching hot pussy christmas shop, literally….Loser….

Add Me As a Friend on Facebook…Loser…
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Here are our stepLINKS…Loser….

Hot Victoria’s Secret Ad by Michael Bay
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Nativity Scenes Are Lame Unless They Are Made of Bacon and Sausage Like This One Is
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Start your holiday shopping now….
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Kim Kardashian Is Jealous Of These Tits; And For Good Reason
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Tits Exposed cuz She’s Finally Getting Laid Again
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Because There’s Not Better Way for a Loser Like You to spend Their Friday Night
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Lindsay Lohan’s Best Tit Pictures
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Slut Gives a Cam show on the Couch – VIDEO
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The 50 Most Embarrassing Athlete/Coach Photos
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Drunk Slut Gets Stuck in a Dryer – VIDEO
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Because Everyone Enjoys Playing With Toys
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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There’s Always Time For a Paris Hilton Panty Peek
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Leighton Meester vs Carrie Underwood CATFIGHT
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Jayde Nicole Tits And Other Porn Stars
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Some Sofia Vergara Hotness
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And Here’s Some of Bree Olsen’s Personal Pics
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Kim Kardashian is Still Dead and here’s Hoping She Stays That Way
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A Collection of Sweet Sweet Lesbians
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Gianna Deninno & Joana Shari Are Worth Taking a Look At
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Kelly’s Amazing Oiled Up Ass – VIDEO
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Mandy and Pamela’s Awesome Stripdown
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Top 5 Sci Fi Fantasy Pornos
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Katy Perry and Keri Hilson Get Sexy to Salut the Troops
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Molly Gets Her Pussy Eaten
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Franziska Knuppe Gallery
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Krusten Ritter is Hot
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A Little Bit of Elsa Pataky
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Christina Aguilera Sluts It Up With Her New Man
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16 Sexually Inappropriate News Bloopers
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Kylie Minogue Hotness
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How About a Little Caprice
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Kelly Bensimon is in a Bikini
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Michael Bay Directs The Victoria’s Secret 2010 Holiday Commercial
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Jayde Nicole Tits And Other Porn Stars
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Kelly Bensimon Possible Bikini Camel Toe
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

03

Dec

Victoria Silvstedt Fingering Herself In A Bikini of the Day

I hate this useless fucking cunt. She tried to sue me when I posted pics of her getting eaten out by a Greek Billionaire. She has sued people I know because she’s one of those attention seeking twats who likes attention on her terms. Not that she deserves any attention, she was in Playboy a decade ago, big fucking deal, anyone can get fake tits. Her body is old, tired and boring to watch hang onto its sex appeal, her fake tits are as retarded as my neighbor’s kid, and that fucker is wheel chair bound and always in a bib. She is not worth jerking off to, she is just a low level hooker with the right clientele, but when she fingers herself in a bikini, I have no choice but to post the shit, cuz that’s just the kind of blogger I am, one who puts his personal opinon aside to report the fucking bikini pics in an objective way.

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2010

03

Dec

Eniko Mihalik Tits for Antidote of the Day

This Eniko bitch is clearly the fucking future….She isn’t necessarily the hottest out there…she kinda reminds me of some Norweigian runaway turned Canadian prostitute who looked like a husky…but she gets topless for photoshoots and she’s been doing photoshoots on the fucking daily…or at least to the point where I recognize her name cuz I’ve heard it enough…and there’s gotta be longevity in that…

Here are her tits for Antidote magazine…..

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2010

03

Dec

Cameron Diaz’s Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

I know, I know, 10 years too late…but these legs go on for days and I couldn’t help but throw these pics up for old times….cuz this tall, thin, once luxurious and tight, now weathered and used pussy still has some kind of appeal..mainly that soon she will lonely and desperate enough to release videos of her getting fucked…trying to hold onto her fame she once had…but I doubt that’ll ever happen…so this may be as good as it fucking gets….tragic.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2010

03

Dec

Jeff Goldblum Teaches us a Valuable Life Lesson of the Day

People may think this site isn’t very educational, but I think we can all learn a great lesson from these Jeff Goldblum and his fiance pics, and that lesson is that young pussy is good pussy, and there’s no real point in settling down with pussy your age, when there are so many girls out there looking for a dad they never had…It allows the man to stay in control, not deal with middle age bullshit all while cumming on tight young body…and since all marriages end in divorce, you might as well give 50 percent of your acting fortune to pussy that gets you off, versus damaged fucking goods, so take that bit of knowledge with you into the weekend. It’s all you really need to know to live a good life.

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2010

03

Dec

Olivia Wilde’s Ass in Flaunt of the DAy

I’ve heard her name before but I never bothered figuring it out. I just assumed she was another pussy the network was packaging to make a lot of money with, because the roster of movies she’s been in are shitty at best, but that’s all changing, she’s gonna be on some Megan Fox kick….but I wasn’t really sure about who Olivia Wilde is.

So I did some Wikipedia research and found out this:

Her mother, Leslie Cockburn (née Redlich), is a 60 Minutes producer and journalist, and her London-born father, Andrew Cockburn, is an Irish journalist, as are her paternal uncles Alexander Cockburn and Patrick Cockburn, all of whom are contributors to the political website CounterPunch.org. Her sister, Chloe Cockburn, is a civil rights attorney in New York. Her half-aunt was the late writer Sarah Caudwell and her paternal grandfather was the novelist/journalist Claud Cockburn. Through her grandfather, she is also a distant relative of English novelist Evelyn Waugh

So I guess it turns out that Olivia Wilde is the attention seeking joke who disappoints her family because she is a failure in their eyes no matter what level of celebrity she has, cuz that’s not what they deem important or actual success….Those are the keepers.

Here she is getting naked from some magazine on her quest to be relevant.

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2010

03

Dec

The Many Faces of Fergie of the Day

Here are some pictures of Fergie really working the camera at some fake award show that record labels created to get fake recognition so they can nod at their accomplishments amongst themselves.

It’s nice to see that after all these years, she’s still trying really fucking hard, and between you and me, I’m glad she is, cuz I was at an event once and she was there, I grabber her hand, her security grabbed me, but she took the time to give me a smile and thus an erection, so as rough around the edges as she looks, she’s nothing compared to other recovering meth addicts and I’d still love to cum on her hard face as much as I’d love to cum on her hard tits.

Posted in:Fergie

2010

03

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

It looks like the Kardashians have a new book a hired writer ghostwrote for them, and I am kinda upset I wasn’t asked to do it. Sure, I am not a professionally trained writer, and every chapter would be about Kim Kardashian’s overeating and laziness, the disappointment of her dead father, the hours it takes her to get dolled up and strapped the fuck into a dress to no look too obese, but to instead look curvy, but more importantly about how she likes to get pissed on like the toilet of a person she is, when she’s not having a good day and feeling like a princess who deserves the fucking world, or an attention whore with an ego who wants everyone to see her fuck…all while lookin’ like a tranny rendition of Cher, which I think would be more accurate. But I woulda made it worth reading….

Here she is filling out a dress, cuz it is all she knows….and because bitch is fucking everywhere…..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

03

Dec

Kyle Bisutti is a Random Slut I Don’t Know with Implants of the Day

Her name is Kyle Bisutti, I’ve never heard of her but apparently she’s a Victoria’s Secret angel, which would explain her tits, but more importantly why I pulled her pictures out of an album filled with other pussy at some bullshit event I wasn’t invited to…I am pretty sure that Kyle isn’t her real name and is just her stage name/ model name her agency gave her because the complexity of a model’s career is not just standing around lookin’ good in pictures a few times a month making stupid money, but actually deeper than that…but if if it her real name, she’s pretty lucky she didn’t turn out ugly…cuz there’s nothing harder on a girl than having a boys name and a facial hair, acne, weight, or pretty much any type of problem. That’s all I have to say about that. I hope it was insightful. I really feel as though it was.

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