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2007

12

Oct

I am – Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Tits of the Day

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I think Lohan is the hottest thing out there. I don’t really know why, because she’s really not all that hot, but there’s just something about her that makes me feel like a natural woman and by natural woman I mean pervert who wants to see her naked.

I was talking to some girl last night who was wasted and she asked me if I liked to fuck donkeys because I was fat and Mexican looking, I responded by saying that I don’t fuck donkeys but I wouldn’t mind fucking her because her cunt probably smells like a barn, but in reality I am a married man and would much rather make out so I could taste the cum from the last 5 dudes she’s fucked that day on her mouth, not cuz I am into other dude’s cum, I am not gay like that, but I am all about sluts.

Here are some pictures of Lohan’s Big Fucking Tits in Utah where she’s moving for some snowboarding dude she met in rehab, but I am sure it’s just a phase and she’ll relapse soon enough, let’s just hope that relapse happens on my dick.


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2007

11

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Last night ended with me being the last person in the bar talking to some dude who was with some busted girl and every time she turned away he’d reassure me that he doesn’t normally have sex with such ugly girls but it was 3:30 in the morning and he figured why the fuck not treat her like the prostitute she wants to be treated like. I guess having standards is useless because ugly girls have vaginas too, and if they are willing to let you visit their vaginas, you might as well take the gift and roll with it, you just gotta be strategic like not let it happen at your place and you gotta make sure they never get your phone number or else you’ll get trapped to an ugly chick because you’re hooked on fuckin’ even if fuckin her is like fucking a bathtub filled with mash potatoes. If you’re wondering why I know what fucking a bathtub of mash potatoes is like, realize that this life of mine has been a pretty ridiculous one…

Here are my links.

Ugly People Modeling Agency Video
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Phoebe Price Flashes Her Ass
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Ashlee Simpson Dancing Video that Will Turn You On
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Some Comedy Song Called “The Perfect Girl”
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Britney Pussy From Another Angle
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Some Dude Gets Beat Up By A Girl
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There is No Room For Racism in Porn
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Alyssa Milano Showin Off Her Stomach at a Recent Event
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Some Carmen Electra Tits at Some Virgin Party Cuz She’s a Virgin
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Some Pregnant Nicole Richie Tan Lines
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Some Diane Keaton Walking Around in Bare Feet for you Foot Fetishists
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Some Beauty Pageant Contestent in the 80s Rocks the Star Wars Theme on a Trumpet for Her Talent
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Ashton and Demi are Ready To Start a Family Before Her Vagina Dries Up and Falls Off
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Some Double-Jointed Freak Video
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Lohan Hot In Utah
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Some Anti Drug Campaign from the 80s Video
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Miley Cyrus Got Her Teeth Did
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Eva Mendes Is Not Pregnant
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A Whole Lot of Evangeline Lily Pictures
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Some Nicole Kidman Showing Off Some Cleavage
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Richard Branson Man-Handles Pamela Anderson…I Guess He Didn’t Hear She Was Knocked Up
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Watch Some New York City Council Member Freak Out During a Prank Interview
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Hot Brazilian Girls On the Beach…Video
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Are you the Phantom Pooper
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A Little Britney Spears Going Out To Visit Her Mother Video
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This Billionaire Gives All his Money To Charity
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Some Crazy Cat Fight Video
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Some Dude in Texas Gets Caught Fucking a Stray Bitch
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Some Music Video With Sluts in Shorts
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Plastic Surgeon Asks if This Girl Needs Labiaplasty Surgery
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PHOTOBUCKET IS A PORN SITE THEY JUST PRETEND THEY AREN’T:

A Whole Lot of Vagina on Photobucket
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Some Looking Good Sweetheart on Photobucket
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More Photobucket Nudity
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Some Chick Named Victoria Posing on Photobucket
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Some Chick Named Amanda Posing In Her Underwear on Photobucket
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Some Chick Named Heather Posing In Her Underwear on Photobucket
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Photobucket Blacks on Blondes Porn Pictures
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Download Some NIN Live Album
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Porn in the stepFORUM
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Porn for Deaf People Video
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Listen to the Full Debbie Harry Album
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Some Song Called Doucebag and I Fuckin’ Hate the Word Douchebag so I am Linking this Out of Hate
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Britney Spears Sues Perez Hilton For Leaking Her Album
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Some Hayden Panettiere Getting a Manicure and Showing Off Her Troll Legs
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Some Extreme Outdoor Pissing….Video…
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Some Blow Job Comdey Song That Sucks
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Some Chick Named Nicole Neumann In a Bikini Pictures
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Some Amateur Chick and Her Vibrator
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Some Vagina Weight-Lifting Video
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Ebina Models has Some Models from Around the World Naked….
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Use This Spray To Get Yo’Self Some Vagina
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Bonus: Justice Performs on Kimmel With Michael Jackson and Other Impersonators….

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2007

11

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Vagina Shot of the Day

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I am pretty slow on this because I am pretty fucking hungover. I guess that’s what happens when you drink but drinking shouldn’t be an excuse for me because I try to always be drunk.

I decided that I want to do a video of doing things sober and proving that I can do the same task while drunk…like important shit like performing surgery on someone, operating heavy machinery and whatever else you consider important. I probably won’t do it because I hear the camera adds 10 pounds so I wouldn’t fit in the frame but lucky for you, Britney’s vagina does.

I am not going to write the standard shit about how it probably smells like cheetos or that she’s so dirty and gross because I don’t care what people say and it looks pretty nice and well contained to me and because I am sure the women reading this have way grosser shit going on in their pants and have probably had a lot more unprotected cock than Britney ever has, but you just don’t realize that you’re a slut because you don’t want to admit that shit to yourself and because all your friends are sluts too and because you let the guys wine and dine you while the whole world isn’t watching you so you think you have self-respect. But we know what’s really going on with your meaty fucking junk.

I overheard some chick ranting about Britney replacing the words to the song “Gimme More” with “I’m a Whore”, I felt like my brain had just been raped by her bad joke that she thinks is genius and probably dropping to everyone she sees like she just found the cure to cancer…speaking of rape now you can live out those Britney rape fantasies with a picture of her box, instead of that useless drawing you made on the back of a cocktail napkin.

Some Recent Britney Upskirt Action
Britney Spears Side Lip Vagina Shot
Britney Spears Vagina Shots
Britney Spears Almost Vagina Shots

Posted in:Box|Britney Spears|Cunt|Shaved|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Upskirt|Vagina

2007

11

Oct

I am – CariDee English in a Blue Dress of the Day

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The only reason I am posting these pictures of some useless funny-faced America’s Next Top Model winning reality TV star and aspiring model is because I read something hysterical on her WIKIPEDIA page.

CariDee stated during the cycle that she worked as a photographer before appearing on America’s Next Top Model. She has suffered from psoriasis for 15 years. and believed her dream of becoming a model was unattainable. However, a doctor recommended Raptiva, a drug that she still injects weekly in order to control the disease, and it has worked well for her skin, although a small patch still remains.

I guess it’s just one of those things that happens in life. The ugly chick in the back of the high school class with allergies, asthma, braces, glasses and a weight problem grows up to be some over-compensating hot chick, while the hot chick who had all the dudes and the biggest tits grows up to be the fat slob with kids and a husband who doesn’t want to fuck her…the formative years can really ruin a good thing, but on the flipside turn a damaged pile of shit with a rash into a rose….I am so deep.

I remember running on this kick many years back to fuck all the hot chicks who I wanted to fuck in highschool who became fat and busted because I assumed would be easy because they were craving that male-attention they once had in their prime….I was wrong. Even as fat chicks they wanted nothing to do with me, I guess that’s just the story of my life.


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Posted in:America's Next Top Model|ANTM|CariDee English|Legs|Unsorted

2007

11

Oct

I am – Penelope Cruz Sluttin Out in a Bikini of the Day

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I am all about spanish chicks. I don’t know why but I think it’s gotta do with fear. They are passionate people and when you wrong them they go fucking crazy and I guess the whole getting stabbed in my sleep for trying to get another girl to show me her tits makes me feel really loved because I would never kill anyone for anyone, I just don’t care enough about anyone to bother, but knowing that a girl is willing to go psycho for me is makes my heart go pitter-patter.

I met a hot Spanish girl last night who knew about the site. It was a bit of an ego boost because I didn’t realize anyone actually read this shit and I was right, she landed on it by accident and never re-visited, but she still remembered the name and that kinda gives me a boner because it means more hot girls are out there and hopefully they are a little sluttier than this one because she was too busy being hot to let me convince her to show me her vagina. In all reality I was scared to ask because she’s Spanish and I didn’t want to get stabbed…..but I did make her whisper sweet nothings in her native tongue, unfortunately not the kind of tonguing I’m into….

Here are some Penelope Cruz using her tongue in her bikini with some boyfriend.


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2007

11

Oct

I am – Petra Nemcova's Tits Hugs Black People of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Petra Nemcova hugging Denzel Washington or Wesley Sinpes or Kanye West or whoever the fuck this is because I am not good at recognizing people, not because all black people look the same, you fucking racist.

I am trying this new thing called obvious joke, but I don’t think it’s going to work out too well for me, because I am not funny. So I guess I’ll stop it now. I got fucking tanked last night without realizing it. I was doing tequila shots like a good Mexican for a homies birthday and I was dropping what I thought was gold, and by gold I mean my pants. People weren’t laughing at the shit I was saying and I realized that I have no future in stand-up. I am not going to pressure myself to bring back the funny, you can just keep coming back to watch me slowly drowning in my own vomit.


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Posted in:Black People|cleavage|Petra Nemcova|Unsorted

2007

11

Oct

I am – Petra Nemcova’s Tits Hugs Black People of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Petra Nemcova hugging Denzel Washington or Wesley Sinpes or Kanye West or whoever the fuck this is because I am not good at recognizing people, not because all black people look the same, you fucking racist.

I am trying this new thing called obvious joke, but I don’t think it’s going to work out too well for me, because I am not funny. So I guess I’ll stop it now. I got fucking tanked last night without realizing it. I was doing tequila shots like a good Mexican for a homies birthday and I was dropping what I thought was gold, and by gold I mean my pants. People weren’t laughing at the shit I was saying and I realized that I have no future in stand-up. I am not going to pressure myself to bring back the funny, you can just keep coming back to watch me slowly drowning in my own vomit.


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Posted in:Black People|cleavage|Petra Nemcova|Unsorted

2007

11

Oct

I am – Kate Moss and Some Simon and Garfunkle Motherfucker of the Day

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Last night I got to talking with a couple of guys from the park about how young girls are shitty in bed. They were telling me that they would never fuck anyone under 22 because 95% of people under 22 don’t know how to fuck and it’s too risky invest time into a chick trying to land the 5% of quality that’s out there. I told them that I would only fuck girls under 22 if I could because they have tighter bodies than girls who are older than 22 and all the girls I ever fucked were shitty in bed anyways because I used the date rape drug.

The dudes then went into how they used to bang models and that models are shit in bed no matter what age because models are too concerned with being pretty and well positioned to get on all fours and take it like a man…I mean…woman…. I didn’t agree, because the models I see are usually not all the hot or put together, they just clean up nicely for pictures but really like going out and getting fucked up, and drunk party sluts who are high always means a decent fuck that ends with her puking all over your chest because the first video I ever saw on a computer was two Asians in a bathtub puking on each other and since then it’s been a fetish or a curse…

Speaking of puking models, here’s Kate Moss with some chinless Simon and Garfunkle motherfucker who looks like he’s eating his face because I love Kate Moss and because we decided she’d be a good fuck while talkin’. What were you doing with your night? Don’t answer that because I don’t really care, I was just proving that I have way more stimulating and exciting nights than you because people actually talk to me. Cuddles.


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Posted in:Hot|Kate Moss|Legs|Model|Unsorted

2007

10

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was in a coffee shop today and this dude who was working the cash was talking about his acting career. About how he was in some movie with Ashley Tisdale and how he’s going to be in another movie in January. He was going on about how he was at an audition that morning and then went into talking about how good looking he is to his boss. About 30 minutes later, a hot school girl walked in, I am talking tall and thin and looked like a model but was probably 15 because she was riding with her mom in their Range Rover, but as soon as dude got sight of her he started talking about his acting again and how he’s going to an audition tomorrow with his dog and how amazing it is going to be, trying to impress.

I just kept thinking to myself that maybe his story impresses 15 year olds who have never met a real live actor before but business mustn’t be too damn hot if asshole’s making coffees for people like me. Maybe he should try to act his way into a better job so that people like me don’t look down on him for being a cunt, because let’s be real here, I’m in no position to really look down on anyone….I don’t even have a job….

Here are my links:


Charlize Theron is the Sexiest Woman Alive…Look At Her Spread…
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Hot Chicks Washing Cars Homevideo Compilation – Amazing
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Bobby Brown – Just Had a Heart Attack…Guess Which Boobs Made It Happen…
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2 Chicks in Bikinis Talkin’ About Booze Then Lickin’ Booze Off Each Other Video…s
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Like Curves On Your Girl? You’ll Love Lashea’s Hot Nude Photoshoot
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Lacey Chabret Rockin’ Some Serious Cleavage
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Some Chick Named Venessa Oilin Up Her Half Naked Friend and Working the Pole for Tila Tequila’s TV Show….
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AXE and CollegeHumor are Running a Contest That Could Land you on Kimmel…A Dream You’ve always had since fat Jews turn you on….But Yeah it’s a user generated AXE commercial contest. I think I should join, or one of you should produce one I write so that we can tell Kimmel to suck our dicks to his face….It’s not like he’s not used to sucking dick, he is married to Sarah Silverman after all…
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Some Naked Cliff Jumping For You To Jerk Off To
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Reese Witherspoon is Officially Divorced and Posing Like a Boring Slut in Elle…If She Wants a New Husband She is Gonna Have to Step it Up…
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Vanessa Minnillo See Through Dress – Titty Picture
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The Hills is a Totally Fake Show…Today Spencer Dropped Heidi Off and the Airport, Only For Her to Change and Shoot Him Pickin’ Her Up at the Airport…What a Fucking Scandal…
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Musicians Don’t Live Long Commercial With Lots of Sluts in Bikinis
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Some Crazy Dude Chugs Hot Candle Wax Video
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Charlie Sheen Likes Fucking Real Dolls…
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Shana Sands is a Pumpkin Pickin’ Whore and I Like It
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Vanessa Hudgens Does Some Ads for Marc Ecko….Even Though She’s Famous For Not Wearing Clothes
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Some Alicia Keys Performing Because One Of You Emailed Me Telling Me You Want to Marry Her Because She’s the Hottest Girl Ever…I Think You’re Insane
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Bobby Brown Had a Mild Heart Attack…Because Crack Kills…Otherwise We’d All be Smokin’ It
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Britney Spears Shows Off Some Titty
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Jessica Alba Hides Her Face
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Some Kid Drinks 1 Litre of Vodka and 2 Litres of Water Mix…..Cuz He’s More Man Than You
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Lohan’s New Boyfriend is some Dude She Met in Rehab Named Riley Giles and He’s Some Kind of Snowboarder Which Is Good Because it Means Her Standards Are Slowly Making Their Way To My Level….
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Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini Gallery
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Topless Danielle Lloyd in a Thong and It’s Nice
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Lily Donaldson is a Model I May Be in Love With
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Lohan Fires Her Mom Because She’s a Bad Influence and a Whore
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Some Eva Mendes on TRL Yesterday….Because You Like Her
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Some Sarah Jessica Parker Dressed Like a Clown
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Some Sharapova Playing Tennis at the Kremlin Cup Where She Lost But Is Still Worth a Round…
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Britney Spears is Going to be a Bartender….
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Amateurs Having Sex On Vacation Pictures
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Some Nude Pictures of Some Chick Named Szatmari Bea from FHM in Another Country…Because The USA Hates Nipples You Fags
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The Olsen Twins Rock Out with Amy Winehouse
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How To Fake an Orgasm in Porn
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Pam Anderson is Knocked Up With Rick Salomon’s Baby…That’s the Story Anyway
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Named Danielle Winits Lets Dudes Look Down Her Shirt
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Weird German Midget Laughing at a Camel Video
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Alley Baggett Posing On the Beach Cuz She’s Hot
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Some Hot Chick Walks Down the Street and Every Guy Stares At Her….Video
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Johnny Fairplay is Suing Fox and Danny Bonaduce Because He’s a Real Man
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Lou Pearlman Says He’s No Pedophile
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Some Forum Conversation About Jerking On Girls While They Sleep…
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Hilary Duff Acting a Fool on Set With a Lap Top…Not Reading DrunkenStepfather…Whore
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart on Nip/Tuck
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Some Dude’s Stripper Ex Girlfriends Poses Slutty Pics….
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Here’s the Full Footage of the Humanities Teacher Who Got Fired For Showing Her Students Her New Cheer Routine
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Some Self Shot Have Naked Pics on Photobucket
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Some Pictures of White Booty and Half Naked Sluts on Photobucket
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Some Vagina on Photobucket Because They Are a Fucking Porn Site….They Just Pretend They Aren’t….
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Photobucket Teen Shows Off Her Clit Ring
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Who Had the Best Cleavage in Movie History
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Some Post Op Tranny Shoving Things in Her Man-Gina
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Kurt Cobain’s About a Son Soundtrack Download
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Jet – Shine On – Download
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2 Chicks Getting it on By The Pool Video
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Meet the Techno Viking, Because You are Never too Weird To Get Fucked Up And Dance
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Some Tit Grabbing at the Male Strip Club
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Tasty Pass Opens the Door To a Whole Lot of Porn
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This Will Help You Seduce Chicks…Not that Seducing Chicks is Hard…Just Tell Them You’re a Plastic Surgeon
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2007

10

Oct

I am – Joanna Krupa 2008 Topless Calendar Pictures of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is a model who has been on the cover of a ton of magazines and has been in Playboy because she is hot and looks good naked. I have no idea what else she’s done as far as work goes but I do know that these topless calendar pics are a good fuckin’ move because she is hot and looks good naked. She was born in Poland so I can only assume she got her career started at a young age as a contortionist who would balance on a Ball with a bear during the communist years when Poland was known for their circus performers, or maybe she was a Gypsy, like the cunt who lives in the next building over from me. The other day I was walking down the street and she stopped her car next to me and started screaming at me about shit I didn’t understand and could only assume was some kind of relapse into WWII concentration camps. Unfortunately she ended up trying to run me over but missed, because I could have used the insurance settlement and I don’t really need my legs anyway because I like to sit….on Joanna Krupa’s face…because she’s hot and looks good naked.


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Posted in:Ass|Calendar|Hot|Joanna Krupa|Model|Topless|Unsorted

2007

10

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian's Tits of the Day

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So it turns out that Kim Kardashian’s got some reality TV show with her sister called “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and I am sure it’s going to be some next level shit that will change all our fucking lives. I am not really sure what Kim Kardashian does but I can only assume keeping up with her is pretty fucking easy. Other than the fact that we don’t have high powered lawyers as a father, who died and left us a huge inheritance to travel the world and attend events, or the fact that we don’t fuck black men on video for the world to see, or the fact that our asses, despite being 300 lbs aren’t as big as hers, I think the only real challenges this bitch faces is putting on a pair of jeans in the morning.

Reality is that I like to think I am going to the top, and will have my own show called Keeping up with Jesus Martinez, that would involve me sitting on a computer all day and drinking myself into the gutter all night, but not at those trendy clubs, I am talking a bottle of whiskey and a park. I am not going to the top because I am talent or because I have any readers or any prospects but I like to think I am because I have a slutty reader who wants to fuck me and that shit makes me feel like a star. She’s got daddy issues and I am all about daddy issues. She probably has a boyfriend or husband and she is probably 200 pounds and likes videogames and jogging pants, but I don’t care. I like the attention. I am the flavor of the month for her and she’ll be done with this site in the next couple of weeks, but right now I guess she gets off to what I write. It’s too bad that the real me is a lot less interesting and attractive as I make myself out to be. If I ever made my way to California where she lives, which is always possible cuz I hate my wife, and set up a little meeting with her to get her to let me watch her shower, she’d only look at me in disgust and call the police. See you and me really do have a lot in common. Only difference is that bitches aren’t leaving you these kinds of messages.


Listen to the Message She Left Me Today .

Either way, here are pics of Kim Kardashian’s tits at the premiere of her shitty show….


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Posted in:Big Boobs|cleavage|Keeping Up With The Kardashians|Kim Kardashian|Premiere|Tits|Unsorted

2007

10

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Tits of the Day

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So it turns out that Kim Kardashian’s got some reality TV show with her sister called “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and I am sure it’s going to be some next level shit that will change all our fucking lives. I am not really sure what Kim Kardashian does but I can only assume keeping up with her is pretty fucking easy. Other than the fact that we don’t have high powered lawyers as a father, who died and left us a huge inheritance to travel the world and attend events, or the fact that we don’t fuck black men on video for the world to see, or the fact that our asses, despite being 300 lbs aren’t as big as hers, I think the only real challenges this bitch faces is putting on a pair of jeans in the morning.

Reality is that I like to think I am going to the top, and will have my own show called Keeping up with Jesus Martinez, that would involve me sitting on a computer all day and drinking myself into the gutter all night, but not at those trendy clubs, I am talking a bottle of whiskey and a park. I am not going to the top because I am talent or because I have any readers or any prospects but I like to think I am because I have a slutty reader who wants to fuck me and that shit makes me feel like a star. She’s got daddy issues and I am all about daddy issues. She probably has a boyfriend or husband and she is probably 200 pounds and likes videogames and jogging pants, but I don’t care. I like the attention. I am the flavor of the month for her and she’ll be done with this site in the next couple of weeks, but right now I guess she gets off to what I write. It’s too bad that the real me is a lot less interesting and attractive as I make myself out to be. If I ever made my way to California where she lives, which is always possible cuz I hate my wife, and set up a little meeting with her to get her to let me watch her shower, she’d only look at me in disgust and call the police. See you and me really do have a lot in common. Only difference is that bitches aren’t leaving you these kinds of messages.


Listen to the Message She Left Me Today .

Either way, here are pics of Kim Kardashian’s tits at the premiere of her shitty show….


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Posted in:Big Boobs|cleavage|Keeping Up With The Kardashians|Kim Kardashian|Premiere|Tits|Unsorted

2007

10

Oct

I am – Giada De Laurentiis Paddle Surfs of the Day

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Here’s some big breasted Food Network host named Giada De Laurentiis paddle surfing with her big breasts and a pair of shaping panties that most middle aged women like to squeeze themselves into to make their legs and asses look less sloppy than aging has made them. I am really against this paddle surfing shit, but I am willing to let it slide this time because Giada is an immigrant and immigrants never really know what’s up, they are just trying to fit in.There’s really nothing wrong with trying to fit in other than the fact that the people you are trying to impress are usually useless and only really care about themselves and won’t give you the time of day when you’re no longer the Big Breasted Food Network girl, but compromising yourself for those fleeting minutes of acceptance is okay, especially when it involves you showing off your vagina burger like it’s some kind of new recipe everyone’s gotta try.


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Posted in:Big Tits|Bikini Bottoms|Giada De Laurentiis|Paddle Surfing|Unsorted

2007

10

Oct

I am – Rihanna All Dolled Up of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Rihanna at some Unicef shit because she cares about the people and I decided to post them because I care about her. She’s my new Lohan, because let’s face it, Lohan has herpes and way too many issues for me to bother stalking her. So Rihanna may be the future, but I haven’t decided. I am just excited to see her bad skin because pimples remind me of High School and High School reminds me of Musicals and Musicals remind me of this gay dude I used to know who liked to dance and sing show tunes and that always gave me a good laugh. I don’t know where he is now, but he’s probably pregnant in some hospital and by pregnant I mean dying of AIDS…not cuz AIDS is the gay disease but because he was a man-slut….oh wait…maybe it is cuz AIDS is the Gay Disease. CUDDLES!!


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2007

10

Oct

I am – Cindy Crawford is Still a Super Model of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Cindy Crawford talking on a cellphone at some toy store she brought her kids to, because when you are rich and you have kids, showering them with things they don’t need is what you’ve gotta do. I am guessing they are probably her life because she’s really got nothing else going for her, I haven’t seen her cast on Dancing with the Stars or any Celebrity Big Brother shit, so I can safely assume that her kids are her purpose. The reason I am posting these pictures is because I thought it was funny that she pulled her phone away to strike a pose for the paparazzi like she’s still a fuckin’ supermodel, I guess it’s hard to grasp that your getting older and trying to prove that you’ve still got what it takes makes you feel better about things. I once knew am old dude, I’m talking in his 70s who used to be into boxing when he was a kid and was some kind of champion, every time dude got drunk he’d lapse into that boxing tough guy mentality and pick fights with young college kids to prove he still had it and every single time he’d end up getting his fucking ass kicked….but just kept on doing it. I guess you gotta respect that kind of spirit, it’s a lot more inspiring than you being too scared to get a job because your mom’s going to ask you to move out of her house because you like that she always cooks you dinner, there’s always food in the fridge, your laundry always gets done and bed always gets made. If only chicks found that as appealing as your man-pussy ass. Yeah I know the whole living with your mom virgin thing is getting repetitive, but I am telling you it never gets old for me….


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