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2011

08

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….because drunkenstepfather.com is the premiere place for people to catch up on world affairs, but we’re just misunderstood since we is just me and I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing…however….I play web start-up media company like small scale Fox everyday for the last 8 years….It’s less interesting a role playing game than the one where we pretended I was a bad teacher but it’s what I do anyway….now catch up on the news…down with newspapers….

Penn State Football Coach In Sex Scandal
Former Penn State University defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky is being accused of multiple assaults of underage boys. Officials are also looking into a possible coverup.

Woman: Herman Cain reached for her genitals
NEW YORK — A woman says Republican presidential contender Herman Cain reached under her skirt for her genitals and pushed her head toward his crotch in July 1997.

Surveillance video shows knife fight in Boston
Prosecutors say a Roxbury teenager, who allegedly stabbed a stranger on an MBTA bus last year, should spend the next decade behind bars.

VIDEO: Deer Crashes Through Window at Georgia Bar

Dallas DART Bus Drivers Allegedly Abused Disabled Woman
Two Dallas Area Rapid Transit drivers trusted to transport those who can’t take care of themselves have been accused of taking advantage of a mentally disabled woman.

CPS Removes Baby from ‘Occupy’ Dallas Camp
Child Protective Services workers showed up at the Occupy Dallas camp Thursday to question a family about living in a tent with a 9-month-old baby.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

08

Nov

Tila Tequila Lives and Boxes of the Day

What better way to honor Smokin’ Joe Frasier than to post this video of Tila Tequila, who I was sure was dead, mainly because no one gives a fuck about her, to the point where only a couple hundred people watcher her strip on webcam during a live show what must be a year ago….because she got weird in her publicity stunts, from dating some dead heiress, to faking some sadness to continually being annoying on twitter, but then the people turned off her volume button, and it was nice as someone who hates her….

So bottom feeder who should have NEVER been famous, but who was in the right place at the right time of the internet, when mainstream didn’t know how to move into internet, so they hired internet stars, even though all her friends were fake, on myspace and pushed the shit….turning her into this little playboy monster I met…

ANyway, she boxed Cami Parker….and this is the annoying video some annoying people put together because it is all I could find…since you guessed it, no one cares about Tila..

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2011

08

Nov

Courtney Stodden Proving Her Tits are Real of the Day

This is some stupid shit….some really fucking stupid shit…

I don’t know, maybe I’m a little sensitive about this shit, but I take serious fucking offense to the fact that Courtney Stodden is on Dr Drew’s TV show to begin with, and I take more offense that all these people are getting paid big money, to actually make shit like this happen…..and air her proving her tits being real on TV…..and I take even more offense to think that the public buys into this shit, otherwise it wouldn’t be on TV being exploited by Dr. Drew…..and I take even more offense to her real shitty stripper face….pretending to be 17 years old, pulling every trick she can think of, who I think was last 17 in 1997 and who I think may still have implants, or it could just be a push up bra, but it is something that didn’t need to be proved, because really…. who the fuck is this bitch…she doesn’t matter….

Some real stupid shit…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2011

08

Nov

Anastasia Brings the Model Titties for Fashion of the Day

I don’t know what Gravure is. I don’t know who Diego Ucitel is. I just know that it’s got something to do with fashion, probably a fashion magazine and a fashion photographer….and where there is fashion, there is luxury advertiser supported, I’m talking private jet level of luxury advertiser supported, fashion porn….

By fashion porn I mean models, like this one Anastasia, getting paid to get naked in pictures, all skinny and lovely, because it’s not actual porn, but art….or whatever the fuck this high concept shit is….and luckily for me, I consider anything you can jerk off to porn, even that bag full of deli meat if you’re looking at it from the proper angle….especially when it is hot, overpaid, tryign to get famous, immigrant, skinny, naked model set in fancy places…..

So here is some skinny nudity for fashion how I like it…

Posted in:Anastasia

2011

08

Nov

Rihanna’s Vacation Pictures on Facebook of the DAy

Rihanna’s been rocking social networking along with every motherfucker, because they know that it makes the paparazzi and the press pretty fucking obsolete, so they hire teams of experts, and in Rihanna’s uneducated case, hire someone to write in broken english, cuz she’s illiterate, not that it matters….

What matters is that one of her people put up a bunch of her vacation pictures, cuz her life is a fucking vacation pictures of her, they tried to make me like her page, but I’ll have nothing to do with that, I’ll just sneak around and steal the slutty, but not slutty enough pics…..I want porn fuck…she is an island girl who made it….that is rumored to have started as a teenage hooker, but who knows, I’ll just look at the pics…

The album was called “Ball So Hard VACA”….classy use of the people’s money….Trash…

Kinda hot…especially the see through pic with nipple ring….Good girl…sexing it up…for 46,000,0000 people on facebook….and making millions doing it….Genius…an inspiration to girls everywhere…

Thanks for Sharing Rihanna, I want to be friends with her. I’ve decided.

My friend posted a few more of the pics –

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

08

Nov

Top Vagina Puppetry Fetish Video of the Day

Vagina puppetry is an ongoing joke that’s been happening since I was a teenager and I first fucked a bitch, used to have conversations with her pussy, where she’d make the pussy lips act like a mouth, and we had a great old time, that lead to me always trying to bring the vagina puppetry, from asking girls to send me vidos of their pussies talking to, making vagina puppets, if you search it on the site, I’ve porobably mentioned it a lot….So you can imagine how happy I was when this video was sent in….it touched everything I always wanted…..

There is only one top vagina puppetry video from youtube, because after seeing this one, I realized there is no competition….

It was on YOUTUBE yesterday but got pulled after 400,000 views and a week of being on YOUTUBE…..

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

08

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was planning on waking up early because the early bird catches the worm, but then I decided to fuck it, because even if I was the early bird, I wouldn’t catch the worm. Accepting my fate is my biggest accomplishment…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet….

Animator VS Animation
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Sherri Has One Hot Body
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The 40 Hottest Superfans in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Can’t Even Afford a Half Price Tuesday Movie
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A Collection of Naughty Bloopers
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Gallery: We Love Girls In Beanies
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The Colorful History of Video Game Animation
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Here’s Where I Start Saying Katy Perry’s Pregnant
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Have you ever seen a bunch of singing vaginas? – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Posted in:MHD

2011

07

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I would argue that anything that happened on the internet today….will be in this stepLINKS…a post that takes hours to do and that no one clicks on, because you’re all a bunch of assholes who have no respect for my wasted efforts….

Highlight of my day…trying to get nude pics – but failing….

Other highlight of my day …. FACEBOOK FRIENDS , TWITTER FIGHTS , and the NEW stepSMUT Site that is killing it harder than the content will make you….

Now here are the stepLINKS

Hugh Hefner May Have Tricked Lindsay Lohan Into Letting Him See Her Vagina
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DR Conrad Murray = GUILTY
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Live Web Cam Sluts, For Your Pleasure
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Dog and Horse Become Best Friends…
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The 10 Worst Orgasms Ever Filmed
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The 30 Hottest Tennis Players Ever
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Free Cams Exposed!
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Katy Perry’s EMA Dumpy Ass, Pregnant Belly
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Amazing Bowling Shot
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A Whole Lot of Adriana Lima on the Runway Retrospective
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Pippa Middleton Action Figure – With Hard Nipples
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Is This The Hairiest Ass You Have Ever Seen on a Chick?
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Megan Daniels Giant Tits
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The 50 Hottest Women in Politics
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Adriana Lima Topless Underwear Shoot
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Lindsay Lohan Spent Four Hours In Jail. Four. 4.
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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19 Year Old Blonde Gets Naked in the Bathroom
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The 30 Hottest Tennis Players Ever
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Eva Longoria Ass Flash
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Blake Lively Dullness Watch
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Does Me Wanting to Fuck Michelle Williams Even Tho she Looks Like a Little Boy Make Me Gay?
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Gotta Love a Chicks Ass In Jeans
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Lindsay Lohan crashed Leo DiCaprio’s party
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Some Gemma Atkinson Hotness
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Lela Star is Pretty Close to Perfect
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Viva La Beauty: Meet The Venezuelan Winner Of The Miss World Pageant
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Smoking Hot Blonde
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Sexy Travel Agent and Her Friend Get It On
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Ali Larter Has Tan Lines
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Miranda Kerr Hotness
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Isis Gets Herself Off
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Let’s All Go to Playboy’s Dream Mansion Party
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Bitch, What the FUCK Are You Wearing?
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Red Carpet Ladies @ 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards (EMAs)
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Gotta Love These Sexy Teen Whores – VIDEO
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Jodie Strips Down
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This Hot Blonde Will Make Your Day a Little Better
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when Savage Girls Attack
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Brody Jenner Suffers Head Injury In Bar Brawl Involving Avril Lavigne
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Chloe Sevigny is Dressed as Terry Richardson and It’s Really Fucking Creepy
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WTF is Selena Gomez Wearing
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A Sad End To a Dog and an Elephant’s Friendship….
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Some Black and White and Sucks All Over – Rihanna Backstage from one of her Concerts……
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Selena Gomez EMA Pictures
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Never Trust a Ninja
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Michelle Hunziker Showing Off Tit on TV
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Ali Larter, Braless and See Through. Nice Bruce Lee’s (Hard Nips)
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Jennifer Lopez NEW Panty Upskirt
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Candid Pics Of RIhanna In Zebra Spandex Body Suit.
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Someone Finally Beat Up Avril Lavigne
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Kim Kardashian’s Fairytale Divorce
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ROBOT ARTIST
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Lady Gaga Urinal Selling for $450k
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Korean Karaoke Fail
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Free live sex- learn how ???
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TODAY’S SMUTMEET!!!So Much Porn To Jerk Off To!!
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WEBCAM STAR OF THE DAY
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Gashton Cootcher Gets Spunk’d By Dumi Moore
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Milf Monday
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All Hot Mom’s Need iPhones…..
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How To Have Free Live Sex
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Ali Larter Topless Photography
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Katy Perry Slutty For Her Perfume Cuz That’s What Celebs Do
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Kristen Bell in Panties in House of Lies
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Jennifer Nicole Lee See Through
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More Coco Bikini Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

07

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Topless Underwear Shoot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret don’t want us to forget that the Fashion show is coming out soon….but more importantly to their business model…that holiday shopping is coming soon…so they leak picture after picture of hot bitches half naked in boring, yet half naked, therefore hardly boring poses, so people like me, who get no money for this, even though it’s all corporate and evil, to write about it, because I value the half naked nature of the hot bitches they use, more than I value cold hard cash they should be fucking paying me….it’s the best scam going…didn’t need to go to business school to figure that one out…

So here’s Lima, a mom, topless grabbing tit, all photoshopped and shit, because she’s still hot, even though I’m ready for new period blood to stain the panties that are Victoria’s Secret….I’ll be nostalgic and post the shit…I mean that sex face is too hard to pull out on….even though she’s catholic and anti abortion…the kinda pussy you risk it with….if you’re in it, and debating not knocking her up, then you aren’t a K-Fed like the rest of us, and you’ve probably won at life…but you get what I’m saying…

Oh and here are some supposed 2011-2012 Fashion show leaked fitting pics….in video….I can’t confirm or deny…cuz I don’t care…

Here’s those topless pics…

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2011

07

Nov

J.Lo Upskirt in Argentina of the Day

I think Jennifer Lopez’s biggest achievement besides making a lot of money from nothing, or so she claims, but I think fucking celebrity dudes, counts for coming from something, if making it in entertainment is your hustle….if you know what I mean….is her ability to be a hispanic mother of two and not, despite everything her genes want her to be doing, is not 500 pounds and in line at walmart buying pork rinds….

I think the biggest lie about J.Lo was that her ass was ever anything amazing like a Kardashian, but more importantly, that she was the most Beautiful woman last year, coinciding with an album release, in what we call an ADVERTORIAL with People magazine…

But if you’re like me and love looking at middled aged women in SPANX, hoding their shit together, by looking up their skirts…Then this J.Lo’s for you…..otherwise, you’re better off looking at whatever is growing in Katy Perry’s uterus trying to crawl out of her but getting stuck in her Pantyhose..upskirt… .that I posted earlier…


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Posted in:J.Lo

2011

07

Nov

Katy Perry Upskirt…Unfortunately of the Day

This is unfortunate…..I know people like to say they love Katy Perry, they think she is hot, but those people are fucking crazy, and I don’t believe them, because she’s vile and more importantly fucking annoying….Sure she’s got tits, but so does every fat girl in line at McDonalds or any fast food place, and you don’t see me jerking off to them, but that’s probably because I do it in the bathroom stall. I’m weird like that….but not weird like whatever’s going on in Katy Perry’s pantyhose…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

07

Nov

Some Celebrity’s, Mainly Named Kate at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

Oh shit here was a Kate Party…..and I wasn’t invited….because I don’t get invited to anything, but also because my name isn’t Kate…except in certain circles like when I was in prison but I’d rather not get into those dark and painful to walk years….

Kate Beckinsale, Kate Bowsworth and Kate Hudson showed off some the tit and bodies they had, and also let a couple other twats passed security, like Reese Witherspoon and Olivia Wilde, cuz they feel sorry for them for obvious reasons…..

Here are the pics…

Kate Beckinsale Busting Out

Kate Hudson and her Mom Implants

Kate Bosworth Skinny Goodness

Oh and Reese Witherspoon was there

Reese Witherspoon Busted…

So was Olivia Wilde…cuz she already named herself ofter Oscar Wilde, what more does she need to do to get relevant in Hollywood…ya know….

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Kate Bosworth|Kate Hudson|Olivia Wilde|Reese Witherspoon

2011

07

Nov

Kirsten Dunst in Leather of the Day

The fun thing about Kirsten Dunst is not that she looks like an 80s hooker about to have a heroin overdose at a Rock concert…..it’s that GETS NAKED IN MOVIES NOW ….I mean when she was at her peak of celebrity, before being forced to take on nude roles to pay the bills and regain respect as an action…I’m talking Bring it on Days….seeing her naked seemed like it would never happen…but it did…and I’m glad it did….but not as glad as I am about her VAGINA FLASH she gave us….

Now get ready for her TOPLESS IN MELANCHLOIA

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst

2011

07

Nov

EMA’s Were Yesterday, Selena Gomez was the Host, Other Bitches Attended of the Day

The EMAs were yesterday…and I’m surprised anyone takes any award ceremony serious….it’s all some marketing lie that I guess is for teenagers…but MTV are the ones who make 100s of millions of dollars, reminding me that I know nothing….and they know all…I mean they are the people who created Jersey Shore, the cultural hub of our generation…..

Either way, Selena Gomez was the host, she’s like a fucking 12 year old…all tight, baby faced, and kid-like voice, but 18 and legal….so now I get why the pedos like her…it is more that just the whole sex with Beiber that Pedos like to fantasize about – just ask Usher Raymond it’s gotta do with her…she’s no coat tail rider…she claims her own fate….

I don’t know what I’m saying but here are the pics I have access to….of 18 year old acting 12 in some weird fetish….I call sex offender…

Other people who attended the EMAs were:

Hayden Panettiere may be saving the whales….but not this whale….even though I love the idea of circus Monkeys all up on my dick….

Jessie J with stupid tron inspired, not erotic body suit style that should be taken out back and shot, even if it has a vagina hammock panel segment at her vagina….

Katy Perry with her 50s Hair in Pink – like Some Futuristic throwback that shoulda died in the Vietnam war but that is unfortunately still living…walking amongst us…and worst of all making money by all of us…unfair to all those who actually look good and have talent….

Irina Shayk Showing Off Some Leg for some male attention , Cuz Ronaldo’s too busy giving other males his male attention…

Bar Refaeli Isn’t as Good as She Thinks She is…Rocking a Tacky Bar Mitzvah dress from the 80s….Some toddlers in Tiara’s white trash, not hot dress…and she’s a fucking model tapped into all designers…making this make no fucking sense…

To See A Bunch More of Selena Gomez EMA Pictures Including Bodysuit….
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Posted in:EMA

2011

07

Nov

Katie Holmes Looking Hot at an Event of the Day

I am going to pretend I don’t know what event these pictures were taken at, because I think Jack and Jill is such a horrible fucking concept of a movie, like a mockery to the movie industry and the careers of anyone involved, that I think it is better to just pretend it doesn’t exist and never happened…and Katie Holmes hotness is making that easy….

Sure, she may be a prisoner to the alien gods we all know exist, but don’t want to admit, I mean the concept of DNA code, like we’re fucking computers, is proof enough if you ask me, but she’s still pretty fucking lovely to me…I mean she’s the kind of person I’m okay with being our representative to the higher gods, you know using her vagina for experiments do keep them satisfied and at bay….cuz I’m not ready for a world takeover and massive death and destruction, even if I know we are doomed and know that it is coming….I just haven’t mastered my hand to hand combat yet…

Not that it matters….She’s hot in pink and I like looking at her tit, like this was before she found Alien gods, and got naked in movies to redefine herself from the Dawson’s creek bullshit….before redefining herself as a weirdo wife and mother committed to an even bigger weirdo…here are the pics…of some alien hotness….

Posted in:Katie Holmes