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2011

15

Jun

Monica Bellucci Naked for Elle France of the Day

The only thing I really know about Monica Bellucci is that she’s some WOP who made it in America on some level or another because she had fat tits. I couldn’t tell you what movie or TV show she was in, or if she is even an actor, but I can tel you that she has big tits….big tits that lose their appeal as she pushes 50, but big tits never the less.

Elle France did a photoshoot/feature on her, she got naked….or at least seemingly naked cuz her labia is all folded up and hidden and not exposed…which is really all I care to see when I hear a bitch is naked…to me, seeing the labia is what defines being naked and these subtle teases don’t do anything but annoy me…but I did POST HER NIPPLE ONCE

At least you get to see her give herself a handbra….god know why you’d want to see that…but I guess you’re a better person cuz you do…that’s what we call inflating the importance of the content I bring you every day…pretending it’s not drivel smut…but some higher level shit…

Now, look at the pics

Posted in:Monica Bellucci

2011

15

Jun

Lady Gaga in her Bra of the Day

Who cares.

Firstly, Lady Gaga is the devil. She is so fucking irritating with her bullshit costumes and obnoxious stageshow, it is all a try hard lie that probably stems from having a shitty face people always laughed at, and in turn has made her pump all her efforts into distracting us from her shitty face….

Secondly, she pulled out her tit last week so we’ve all seen her nipple, and I was thinking she was finally onto something, after two years of bullshit, not cuz I like looking at Gaga nipple, but at least her tit is better than looking at this…

Seriously, once you expose your tit to the world, there’s no reason to put a bra back on, we’ve all see what you’re packing, it’s probably best to stick to that road, and keep heading down it. There’s nothing worse that fucking a bitch when she’s drunk, only to run into her again and have her pretend it didn’t happen or that you don’t have every fold of her labia memorized/engraved into your core, especially when she looks like fucking gaga…

This back tracking is almost as stupid as she consistently looks.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

15

Jun

Jennifer Hudson’s Diet Plan of the Day

So I guess the best diet plan is having your brother-in-law kill off your entire family in some psycho fit of rage…try making an informercial DVD for that….

Sure it’s not as convenient as getting a gym membership, or a nutritionist, a drug habbit, or even to just stop fucking eating, unless it was chocolate flavored laxatives, like you were a teenage girl a month before prom…

Cuz this is what Bitch Looked Like on the Beach before that gutter shit went down….

Look at her now…..and even if she’s doing the “look as skinny as you can sucking in your gut pose” she’s still not half the pig she once was…Good times…

Posted in:Jennifer Hudson

2011

15

Jun

Some Bitches Who Look Like They May Have Aids at an Aids Event of the Day

Both of these bitches might as well have AIDS, cuz I already have decided that they both have rank pussies the average person may not want anything to do with….

Now, I’m not the average person and I am sure that I have had sex with HIV positive girls more than once, but that’s only because I congregate with the discount street whores and you kinda get what you pay for…but for the sake of argument, I’m just gonna point and laugh with the mainstream in a collective “ewww” as if I wouldn’t bury my face inside either of these vaginas….cuz that’s the power of the internet or some shit, I can pretend I’m whoever I want to be, like someone who would never pick the scabs off either of these cunts, even though I would, because my love for pussy outweighs my hatred of bad music, murdering wives, and fake hipsters who have weird bulges in their “underwear as outerwear” milking the system cuz they were BFF with Katy Perry before she fucked a celebrity and got a record deal.

If you know what I mean…

Courtney Love…..

Bulge in Her Underwear as Outerwear Kesha

Posted in:Courtney Love|Kesha

2011

15

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Sexes It Up For Candies of the Day

I know Vanessa Hudgens so well, that her lawyer actually emails me. Sure. It was in the form of threatening letters that if I don’t remove her nude pics, even though they were censored nude pics, that he’d get me charged for kiddie porn, depsite the fact that Vanessa Hudgens was clearly the Kiddie Porn producer, and even owned the copyright on said kiddie porn…

So me and Vanessa have a real solid bond, one where she probably doesn’t know I exist, but where I know what her alleged 17 year old, hungry for attention, unshaved box looks like, even though, I’m pretty sure she was 18 in the pics, and the whole leaking of them was some kind of publicity stunt, as it always is.

Either way, I guess I’m a fan, mainly because any bitch willing to put her naked body out there, even though nudity isn’t a big deal, is a bitch I respect because it is my life goal to see every woman in the world naked, sure I’ll come short, but at least I know I’m gonna die trying..

She is the face of Candies, she got in her underwear, this time cuz it was paying and not for fun, and the whole thing is not very hot, unless of course you think Vanessa Hudgens and her chipmunk face is, in which case, you’ll be down.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

15

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m not hungover. I’m still drunk. One of the things I hate is when people drunkenly say how drunk they are. Like on some college spring break hustle that annoys me unless it’s a girl trying to get my dick inside her as fast as she can…..I’ve become what I’ve most feared.

Here’s some shit going on around the internet…


Jump Rope Police Officers = Your Tax Dollars Hard at Work – VIDEO
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Emma Watson Does Vogue Like a Little Wizard Slut
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The 50 Best Female Bodies in Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Do I Really Have to Give a Reason Here?
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The 10 Sexiest Strippers Turned Celebrities
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More Taylor Momsen Trash
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Hello Mileena Hayes
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Limo Party Lesbians
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Mascot Fight! Yes! – VIDEO
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Web Cam Sluts You Can’t Help But Love
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WTf Photo to Start Things Off
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Posted in:MHD

2011

15

Jun

Stephanie Pratt is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

I guess when the pressure of being on the worst show on TV lifted, but more importantly when the realization that she’d never be accepted as a celebrity….she was legitimately just 5 minutes of MTV backstory to make Spencer Pratt, someone else you’ve probably forgotten, seem more three dimensional….bitch turned to eating.

Her body once LOOKED LIKE THIS IN A BIKINI , and not the sloppy unfortunate mess you see today…

It’s one of those cameras are finally off and I can eat that extra piece of cake, fuck it, give me the entire fucking cake situations….all that stress and feelings of inadequacies disappear in those 3 minutes of pleasure you get when you’re jacked up on butter….

Who really cares, fat,sloppy or not, she still is a fucking cancer on our lives….send her back to the obscurity she’s been living in so nicely the last couple of years….

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Posted in:Stephanie Pratt

2011

15

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

Who needs real celebs, when we have real girls who own cams….

I think these girls just like the attention. They like being watched when they masturbate.

Today’s webcam star is named MoranXX and I just watched her masturbate for what may have been 20 minutes…

She’s 28, from the USA, and likes to fuck herself with a dildo while people watch until she cums, and as soon as she comes she fucks off….it’s crazy…having dudes watch her is her porn….something I can appreciate…cuz I like watching…

She had at least 1000 people watching her, she put that dildo at least enitrely inside her….I’m talking deep dicking with a rubber dick, before sucking it off….in what had to be a routine she’s done before, she was just too good to not be pro…a real pervert who needs love….

She had great tits and she’s won the Webcam Star of the day….I hope her friends and family don’t read this site, cuz I may be blowing her secret cover.


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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Today is one of those days I’m reminded why I drink. Maybe it’s the full moon, or what looks like the full moon, maybe it is poverty, maybe it is the fact that I can’t get this site mainstream, when all I want is a private jet, or maybe it’s that I am not lube to random women I see on the street and that I want to mount like a rabid dog….you get what I am saying…there’s so much hot ass, good times, good private jets, and I’m not getting my fair share…but the good news is I can drink it off…and it’s all good…. Here are my stepLINKS…

This Dog Sniffs an Asian Armpit and Keeps Passing the Fuck Out. This Video Upsets me
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Natalie Portman’s Vagina is in Pretty Bad Shape right Now
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Hugh Hefner is Not Marrying Hot Piece Crystal Harris
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Arnold’s Mistress is Some Kind of Disgusting
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The Evolution of Courtney Cox is Funny
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Live Sex Shows Are all You Need
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Dog Sniffs Armpit and Passes Out WTF
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The Booth Babes Of E3 2011: A Retrospective
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Jennifer Hudson’s Body is Getting Tight and I’m Impressed
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Honestly Kim Kardashian’s Ass is fucking Insane
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Naughty Girlfriend Fucks Herself
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The 20 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Bikini Shoots
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Pussy Upskirt
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The Only Thing Uglier Than British People Are Their Fucking Hats
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Lady Gaga is a Fucking Idiot. Yet Again
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Kelly Bensimon is a Slutty Mom
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Celebrity Nose Pickers – A Gallery
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The Tracy Morgan Apology Tour
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Well Hello Ariel Rebel
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery
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Meet Veronika Vega
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Coco is Being a Fucking Whore As Always
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Brawling Basketball Wives! Yes! – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Annabelle
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Top Five: Tattooed Babes In Porn
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A Little Bit of Blake Lively
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Vivienne and Dixie Get It On
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Lizzie Jagger Is in Playboy
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Hipster Hottie in Panty Hose
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Why Aren’t I Stalking Brittany Curran Yet
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen is Turning Into Such a Dirtbag
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Dumb Fucking Bitch of the Day
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate is a Hot Teen Babe
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Nella is a Pink Stripper
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15 of the Sexiest Female Athletes of Summer 2011
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Eva Longwhoria is Looking as Skinny as an Alien
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Some Amber Rose, Just BEcause
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A Drunk Tayor Momsen Gives Us A Great Upskirt
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Rihanna Seen Braless And See Through In Montreal. Vroom!
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Snooki Has A Cut On Her Knee, Probably From Sucking Cock
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Posted in:stepLINKS