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2011

13

Jan

Paris Hilton Goes to Vocal Lessons of the Day

Oh God….

I don’t know what the fuck I am putting this up for….I have a feeling that when I saw it and read the caption a few times….my survival instinct kicked in and like a bad action movie where we all need to board a rocket ship to start a new civilization on another planet kicked in….and I felt I had to warn you that Paris Hilton is taking vocal lessons, so that can only mean one thing, and that thing is a new album…..because one failure, joke, vanity project wasn’t enough, this ego wants more….

When really she should be producing another sex tape now with years of experience, ideally during a herpes outbreak while a few more months pregnant, because that’ll capture some attention she’s craving, while catering to my fetish….

Either way, you’ve been warned…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2011

13

Jan

Jessica Alba Isn’t Hot Doing Boring Mom Shit of the Day

I am pretty confident that these pictures prove that there is little hot about being a mom. I mean this is Jessica Alba and she should in theory look good under all circumstances, in any condition, from shitting, to taking out the trash, to being unshowered, to gaining 20 pounds, to the idea of her nagging the fuck out of us to do more around the house cuz the Mexican maid she hired as a tribute to her Mexican father, but the second that shit happens knowing she has a kid….it loses all its appeal…..unless of course it is naked…which in these pictures she’s not….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

13

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hiding Her Tits of the Day

With hips like this, the last thing this bitch should be doing is carrying covering her tits, cuz the whole point of those tits is to balance her out. They are like the optical illusion that allows us to ignore her weigh gain, that she’s marketing as a weight loss, because she’s not quite as disgusting as she was……and the real issue in all this is why the fuck is she walking around with a binder, channeling some kind of school girl, trying to trick us into thinking she’s all youthful and not the washed up, unmarried, single woman with the body of a mom without the kids….not that any of this matters, this is Jennifer Love Hewitt, she doesn’t matter….but here are her pics anyway….


Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

13

Jan

Rachel McAdams Tits in a Green Dress of the Day

So I was getting emails that my site was hacked, so I decided to be a hero to try to figure it out myself, you know cuz getting off my couch or paying experts isn’t really an option and I like to help the betterment of man if betterment is even a word…maybe it’s gooderness but I don’t think that’s a word either….

In my drunken stupod, I decided my pictures were causing a problem, so I deleted important files that made the site work…blaming my webhost for not helping me….calling my friend the coder….before finding out that I was in fact the cause….

I’ve always known I was self destructive, but to think I destroyed this movement of 3 retards I started in a matter of minutes has given me a new outlet for my anger….shit I’m gonna delete files, rename files, I’m gonna hack myself, it’s gonna be a new way to entertain myself…

It’s fixed now, and here are Rachel McAdams, some Canadian Hero and her perky tits on her press tour to celebrate…..

Posted in:Rachel McAdams

2011

13

Jan

Rod Stewart’s Knocked Up Monster Has Huge Tits of the Day

I am generally not the kind of person who is into weird animals at the zoo and their gestation, if anything pregancy disgusts me as much as it scares me, because the idea of a living creature growing inside you is pretty fucking twisted and unnatural, even though it’s totally natural and possibly the only thing we have left that is our core purpose as humans….but that all changes when the pregnant tits swell, the nipples get hard, even if they are on the body of a monster or have a troll hanging off the bitch cuz his hustle is attaching his midget self to all the washed up, tall blonde models who are manly enough to still allow his homo ass to cum….not that it matters….here are some Penny Lancaster tits to ignore her scary face….

Posted in:Penny Lancaster|Rod Stewart

2011

13

Jan

Venus Williams Wet Crotch Picture of the Day

Nothing says sexy like a pussy so sweaty that it makes the bitch look like she pissed herself….Not that Venus Williams is really that hot in any setting other than her family functions….because compared to her sister, the old man down the street from me when he’s clean shaven looks like an 18 year old virgin in a school girl outfit with no panties or bra on….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…then either do I….I am too distracted by what the chemical composition of the liquid that made her shorts look like this is….is it piss….is is vagina juice…is it just sweat and is that sweat from her asshole…is it a serious runny years infection….did she let an elephant cum insider her and now it’s dripping out…it’s a fucking science experiment I can’t get enough of because I’m weird and love everything wet about vaginas…from pee, to stained close, to STDs….they all drive me nutty….so if I keep looking at this Venus Williams shit…this picture may just end up getting anally raped….

Posted in:Venus WIlliams

2011

13

Jan

Hannah Holman in a Funny Marc Jacobs Campaign of the Day

I don’t know if Marc Jacobs was the creative mind behind this campaign, but I do know that it was likely a gay guy, because every gay guy I knows thinks vaginas are fucking disgusting…..maybe it is based on the one straight experience they had before they took the dick in the ass plunge was a vile one that tasted and smelled worse than a dead hooker rotting in the some seedy hotel she overdosed in….or maybe it’s just cuz vaginas can be a scary fucking thing, wet and filled with bacteria, yeast and stale semen from the men they let cum inside them…and unfortunately I can’t really relate, cuz no pussy smells or tastes too bad for me, I am fascinated by each lip and wrinkle I come across, like I’m James Cameron on some underwater sea exploration, looking for never before seen jellyfish or some shit…but I do like a good use my perfume you dirty slut cuz it’ll make your stinky digusting barnyard horse shit smelling cunt smell like Daisy Eau So Fresh….

Pretty fucking clever….

Posted in:Hannah Holman

2011

13

Jan

Britney Spears in a Hospital Gown Porn of the Day

I think I only like these pictures of bloated, older, sloppy, saggy, disgusting Britney Spears because her dress looks like a slutty hospital gown, and everyone knows that hospitals or people admitted in hospitals are in a solid state of volunerability, which translates into porn…whether they are sick in the lady dick, or just sick in the head, they are pretty accessible, especially if hooked up to an IV or iron long, or if they are in a coma….oh my god I just got hard….

Either way, Britney’s people are promoting the fuck out of her, obviously they are getting ready to sell records, or release records, or something that needs press….and I guess I’m okay with it, cuz if anything, she’s an inspiring person, who should remind you that one day you may be able to knock up a crazy celebrity bitch too, allowing you to live the good life like you were K-Fed, and if that’s not her most important legacy, I don’t know what is, maybe the hit me baby one more time video….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

12

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I fucked up my stepLINKS yesterday because I am an idiot….So I am posting the new ones and the old ones again in one monster stepLINKS post…..

I have a facebook page and only 800 people have LIKE. That depresses me. Because a local homeless dude has a facebook page, and he’s got 2000 likes….Now these things don’t matter that much to me, but I think it’s making me look bad, so if you don’t already LIKE me, then you should…..

I expect to have 10,000 facebook likes tomorrow when I wake up….

LIKE MY FACEBOOK PAGE TO HELP ME STAY COMPETITIVE
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Seriously – 10,000 likes by tomorrow – or I protest….

Seriously – get your friends to like it….

Seriously….

Now Here are my stepLINKS….

Oliva Munn Flashed Her Useless Cun In Maxim and Even Though I hate Maxim cuz they always try to sue me cuz I call them out for being a shitty magazine that is going broke and I hate Olivia Munn cuz she’s a lying manipulating piece of shit who isn’t hot, but hooked in the right virgin loser crowd, I’ll link it anyway
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That Golden Voiced Guy Already Got Arrested or Some Shit – VIDEO
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I love these….Seriously….I do….
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Seth Rogan Based the Green Hornet on Paris Hilton…Wait, What?
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Hawt Chick To The Rescue
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Because We’re Halfway Through theWeek and You Gotta Make It Through the Other Half Somehow (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian Possible Cum In Her Hair…
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Audrina Patridges Does FHM and that’s About All She is Good For
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And MORE Fetish Porn Bloopers! (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Awesome Mullets in Sports History
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Hot Chick to the Rescue!! She Can Rescue Me Anytime
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Gemma Arterton’s Breasts Offer Us a QUANTUM OF SOLACE! (NSFW)
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Jennifer Garner Actually Put Herself Together For Once
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Jelsey Grammer is Most Probably a Cross Dresser
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Anna Sedokova, Lily Aldridge, Olivia Wilde, Lacey Lynn And Heather Vandeven (Kinda NSFW)
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Natalie Portman Wants You to Go Fuck Yourself
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Bouncy Cheerleaders – VIDEO
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Landi Swanepoel is the Hotness
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Meet Melanie Jane (NSFW)
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Fun on a Mexican Dating Show (Borderline NSFW) – VIDEO
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Fun With a Crackhead of the Day – VIDEO
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This Paris is the Only Paris I Want
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That Crissy Crocker Asshole is Back, Jesus Christ – VIDEO
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Kendall Jenner is Following in the Whore Footsteps of Her Older Sister
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LOL: Dumb Bitch in a SHORT Dress Owned by Mechanical Bull – VIDEO
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Capri Anderson and Zoe Britton (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Penthouse to Release First 3D Porn Channel Later This Year
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Some Babes Walk the Red Carpet at the National Film Board Review
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Dellah Goes to Work On Her Blonde Friend (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Gianne Albertoni Agua de Coco Swimsuit
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Man I Love Charlize Theron
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Which Victoria’s Secret Angels Team Do You Represent?
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Drunk Employee Has Some Fun of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Dare I Say Rumer Willis is Looking Bangable in the New Badgley Mischka Campaign
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Peach Alejandra in the Shower (NSFW)
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Man I Love Lake Bell, Sje Looks Kinda Many, But Whatever
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There’s Always a Great Story About Andy Dick and This One Involves the Porn Awards
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Kelly Brooke is Looking Hot As Always
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Striptease of the Day – 2 for 1 (NSFW)
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Rachel McAdams Possible Upskirt
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Enter this Contest – It’s an Easy 250 Dollars
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Miley Cyrus: Slutty Biker Babe? You Decide
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OMG! Holly Madison Is A Fat Pig
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Coco Has Massive Tits And I Can See Her Nipples
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Here are Yesterday’s stepLINKS……

Shakira is on a Break From Her Boyfriend so Let’s Celebrate With This Pics of Her Hot Body
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I Love a Great Story Involving Charlie Sheen and Whores and Vegas!!!
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Sale Ends This Week!!!! Real Deal.
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Because This is Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie and a Hell of a Lot More Fun (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus: Slutty Biker Babe? You Decide
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Kim Kardashian Possible Cum In Her Hair…
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Coco Has Massive Tits And I Can See Her Nipples
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Miranda Kerr Spit Out Her Kid, So Here’s Some Pre Baby Hot Bikini Shots
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Babe On A Trampoline in Her Panties (Semi NSFW) – VIDEO
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And More Fetish Porn Bloopers (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Wives and Girl Friends of the NFL Play Offs
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Because Adults Have the Most Fun With Toys (NSFW)
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Some Babe Named Rochelle Wiseman Had a Panty Upskirt
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Giada De Laurentiis Is The Perfect Wife
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Kate Moss Bikini Shots Cause It’s Been Awhile Since We’ve Seen Her in a Bikini
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Irina Sheik, Cristina Del Basso, Lisalla Montenegro, Daryl Rene And Adina Barbu Oh My (NSFW)
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Kourteney Kardashian Mom Tits
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Flaming Propare Tank Guitar Hero…Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Olga Pavlova is Sheer Perfection
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Janessa Brazil + Slingshot Bikini = WIN!
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Victoria’s Secret Swim 2011
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And that’s What Happens What You Miss the Ramp
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For Those of You That Have Always Fantasized About Sticking a Gerbil Up Your Ass, How About a Rat Instead?
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You’re Gonna Wanna Take a Look at Bubbles
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Bad Girls Club Season 6: First Night… First Fight! [Video]
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Big Fat Mama Terrorizes Everyone at a White Castle (Girl Fight) – VIDEO
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We’re Awfully Lucky To Get to Look At This Babe Mariya (NSFW)
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Cody Lane Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts (NSFW)
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Man I Would Totally Bang Rachel McAdams
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Lesbian MILFS in Heat (NSFW) – VIDEO
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These Guys Are Sitting On Top of the Tallest Building in the World and It’s Kinda Insane – VIDEO
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Now This is One Sute Blonde
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Rewind 2010: Victoria’s Secret Catalogue – Alessandra Ambrosio
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog for Summer 2011 (Bikini Pics)
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And That’s Probably Not the Best Way to Test a Flare Gun – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Big Tits Amateur Mix – NSFW
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Corinna’s Got One Sweet Pair of Tits (NSFW)
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10 Movies You Loved as a Kid That Are Actually Kind of Awful
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A Little Blake Lively
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Marisa Elise…Oh Man (NSFW)
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I’d Still Bang Ali Landry And Here’s Why…
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OMG! Holly Madison Is A Fat Pig
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Rochelle And Her Fuckable Upskirt
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

12

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Does GQ of the Day

It’s funny that the GQ photoshoot with the Victoria’s Secret models is substantially better than any photoshoot Victoria’s Secret does with their models. It just proves my point that Victoria’s Secret is lazy as fuck. They’ve found a winning formula and feel there is no need to innovate, change, or modify what they do, so they continue to produce the same low level catalog shots they’ve been doing for decades, only starring different girls, and we all look at the pictures cuz we like pictures of half naked bitches no matter what format camera they are shot on, especially when those models look like this…

So I guess we should give GQ credit for bringing yet another amazing photoshoot to the internet. They’ve been pretty constant but who cares about GQ, these girls would look good sketched by a retarded kid who has the shakes and constantly sneezes….

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2011

12

Jan

Emma Roberts in a Bra of the Day

I am not sure what movie this is from, but I know that Emma Roberts is starting to look pudgy…pudgy and flat chested is a great combo for a horribly depressing future….because pudgy always turns to obese….and not gaining any of that weight in your tits now makes for a miserably awkward looking body when you’re obese and I can predict you will hate your life if you accidentally end up marrying on of these soon to be flat chested fat chick…assuming you ever find a girl desperate enough to end up with you…which at this point is seriously doubtful…but luckily there is hope because the world is filled with pretty sad cases and there is an 80 percent chance she will be a flat chested fat girl…cuz someone’s gotta end up with them…it might as well be you….

Here’s a video I posted a while ago of Emma Roberts in some movie…also in her underwears…looking a little tighter….

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2011

12

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute and Magdalena Frackowia Subtle Sluts in a Corporate Terry Richardson Shoot of the Day

Terry Richardson show these hot models for some corporate fashion gig and a little of his sleaze shined through. Sure it’s not the kind of sleaze that involved vaginas being stretched out by golden eggs, or pictures involving semen taken in seedy hotel rooms, with seedy bitches who look like they did seedy drugs….That sleaze was just the sleaze that launched Terry Richardson as “an artist” where all these faggot phony try hard fashionistas who faked their way into running the fashion industry cuz they stood out amongst the other try hard phony bullshit fashionistas, figured they’d pay him stupid money, get him to sell out, and pretty much turned his porn into something legit, something I wish would happen to me, because private jets are more fun than riding the fuckin’ bus with immigrants who smell, at least that’s what I’m starting to figure out….I just need to find a bullshit hook to trick all you idiots into thinking I am a visionary on another planet of talent, I’m not sure what my hustle is gonna be, but I know it will involve feces….

Here’s my favorite Edita Vilkeviciute and some other bitch named Magdalena Frackowia…..

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciut|Magdalena Frackowia|Terry Richardson

2011

12

Jan

Selena Gomez Starting to Slut it Up of the Day

Here’s a recent photoshoot of Selena Gomez from Instyle.

She’s wearing a sheer top.

That’s pretty slutty for a teenager.

I guess the lie is over and the world knows she’s like all other teenage girls and she puts out….at least she is pretending she doess for the sake of marketing, because both her and Bieber are just tools who had their parents sell their souls to big corporations to make stupid money while showcasing their babies that came out of their uteruses, making everyone feel validated in a way they want to, while making bank

Sure, the ride is good for now, but it will be interesting to see what kind of insanely fucked up they become when they turn 20…I like to think this is the start of what’s to come….and no, I’m not talking about your masturbation, I’m talking about Selena Gomez progressively turning slutty…cuz they are gonna be reallly fucked up when people stop caring about them and new teens take their washed up place….

Child stardom is so fun!

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

12

Jan

Natalie Portman Topless for Miss Dior of the Day

Natalie Portman went topless for Miss Dior because they paid her and apparently went bottomless for whoever the fuck the guy who strategically knocked her up when he was up inside her was…a man you probably know well because you are likely one of those virgin losers who is obsessed with Natalie Portman, possibly cuz you are jewish and have pressure to marry jewish to have jewish babies, or just because she was in Star Wars, a movie you like to channel in your everyday masturbation sessions and really – this is not all that hot – unless you get off to back, which you probably do, just because it is attached to this Portman pre-marital sex before a shotgun wedding like a redneck slut….

Posted in:Natalie Portman

2011

12

Jan

Lake Bell’s Showing Off Her Big Tits of the Day

I remember Lake Bell being a big deal a while ago for half a minute…now she’s just big tits….which to some of you may make her still a big deal…especially if you have the social skill I expect you have…the kind of weirdnes that involves a lot of alone time with your DVD collection and pictures of your favorite celebs that you’ve cut out of magazines pasted all over your shitty basement apparement with your own semen, because you feel that is the only sticky substance even pictures of the women you love deserve…The whole thing makes me uncomfortable…but here are some more pics for your weirdo collectiong…

Posted in:Lake Bell