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2011

11

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news…Stay informed…this is way more fun than when I got news my grandmother passed away…or when I got news i owed the government money or when I got news that my house was repossessed by the bank…or when I got news she had HIV after I fucked her…or when I got news she was pregnant…or when I got news that the mafia were after me years ago…or when I got news my blog sucks…or when I got news I have a small penis…or when I got news I may have cancer…or when I got news they were out of booze at the party…or when I got news that she felt as though I raped her and was going to the police…or when i got news she left me for my best friend on my birthday and valentines day and our anniversary after spending my last 100 dollars on her by being stood up…because it reminds us that we’re all doomed, other people are idiots, and that life isn’t that bad even though it’s bad…it’s all how you look at it…

Caught on Tape: Girls Subway Brawl With Cops

Teen Sex Alleged at Atlanta Rec Center Trip


Sharks live in Australian golf course lake

Amish men accused of attacking couples in Ohio

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2011

11

Oct

Rihanna Sexiest Woman Alive 2011 Naked in Esquire of the Day

Esquire chose Rihanna as their Sexiest Woman ALive 2011…..what? I know…

I have a pretty good feeling this sexiest woman alive shit is paid for…I mean I can think of at least a dozen bitches sexier than Rihanna…what brings her thickness to the top of the list…there is no way that this was objectively chosen….maybe she used her teen prostitute talents a Bajan guy told me he knows for a fact that she has…or maybe everyone else was busy…and seriously I get Rihanna, I see the way she gyrates on stage and I’m victim to her spell too….but I’d leave it at “one of the woman I’d like to fuck in 2011″….because we don’t need to be inflating egos here unnescessarily….cuz it’s obviously not fact and merely just a way to sell records and magazines…but still…I can’t figure out the basis for this at all…instead I’ll just look at the pics…and pretend she’s the hottest bitch…even though I know she should be working porn in America, not topping charts…some vooddoo shit happened and I will figure it out one day….it’s my life goal..

Here are the rest of her nude for Esquire’s fake award pics….

The sexiest woman alive, whoever you are, was robbed.

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

11

Oct

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Legs of the Day

Years ago I was watching some daytime talk show about registered sex offenders…and one of the stories stood out as insane….one of the dudes was 19, his girlfriend 17, her dad caught them fucking, he called the police, dude got arrested, the dad pressed charges, he’s a registered sex offender for life….meanwhile Selena Gomez is doing the same shit, but because she’s the girl, it’s ok. She doesn’t go to jail or get put on an embarrassing list that will force her to live in private sex offender communities in Florida, because non sex offenders don’t want her kind in their towns….cuz being a sex offender makes a motherfucker think the sex offender fucks little kids…and I think this story would end in a great way if the legal system was actually fair and didn’t favor celebs…assuming she fucks Beiber, because the chances are pretty good that the real sex offender in all this is Usher Raymod, or as I like to call him, Beiber’s Baby Daddy….and I don’t even know why I bother, 16 is legal in Canada. 14 was legal up until a few years ago….so it doesn’t affect me…I guess I’m an asshole who likes making examples out of people…including myself…since I’m a great example of how not to live your life or run your internet business if you ever want to make any money….

I’m gonna go kill myself with breakfast whiskey….it helps a lot.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

11

Oct

Anja Rubik & Sasha Pivovarova Titties for Vogue Paris of the Day

If you read the site you will know that I love models. Not the tacky UK topless models you see in those shitty “Lad Mags”…I’m talking high profile fashion models who are in bot SI or Victoria’s Secret but also who are in the high fashion magazines…..

Maybe it has to do with them being skinny, maybe it has to do with them being made up to be beautiful, maybe it is the whole glamourous life, or maybe it’s the whole party life that comes with being overpaid to sit around all day and let some pervert take pics of them….but I think it has to do with their willingness to get naked in photoshoots like little whores…cuz when it is for fashion and fashion is gay so it doesn’t feel pornographic…even though a lot of the time it is….but fashion has the best PR and know how to spin shit…and that’s why they get all the advertising dollars and hot women….

So here are some Anja Rubik and Sasha Pivovarova … two hot internation/immigrant girls we’ve all seen naked before, just getting naked again, this time for Vogue Paris or as I like to call it Vogue less uptight that US media….all to make millions and live that good life…and I love it…

Posted in:Anja Rubik|Sasha Pivovarova

2011

11

Oct

Elsa Pataky Nipples in a Slutty Robe of the Day

Here’s Elsa Pataky, some bitch I’m not really familiar with because even bitches I am familiar with I forget. She’s wearing some classy stripper between sets outfit that I doubt any stripper actually wears, you know since strippers are tacky, trash who like being half naked, except when they leave work and squeeze into some ill fiting velour sweat suit like African drug dealers….so maybe this is more brothel wares….shit you’d expect a geisha to wear between sessions.. not that it matters…..who cares about the robe…just be happy her nipples are hard in it..cuz that’s the whole point of silk on braless tits…not that there is enough nipple in these pics….obviously…but it is the best I can do with the resources I have….possibly contributing to the demise of this site… THAT’S WHY I’M STARTING A CAREER IN SMUT

Posted in:Elsa Pataky

2011

11

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Skinny Legs of the Day

Ashley “The Face” Tisdale works out all the fucking time. She’s an inspiration to fat chicks everywhere. I rip into her everywhere for her ugly face, but shit, I’d take a hot body and an ugly, awkward looking face by Hollywood standards over a fat chick anyday, but then again I’d take anything with anything that remotely looks like a vagina….

I know she’s used to relate to other ugly girls and make them confident people, with integrity and self worth and a belief that they too can achieve anything they set their mind to, instead of down and out like ugly girls of yesteryear, who were willing to slut out with pretty much anyone, including me, to feel some level of acceptance and appreciation while letting me cum on their faces…and that’s annoying…but at least she’s also telling them they can’t do it fat…cuz fat is more disgusting that cross eyed or crooked noses…

Here are her calves in tight pants that aren’t tight enough to hug her vagina – what a let down.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

11

Oct

Leighton Meester Picks Up Dog Shit of the Day

Here’s a thicker looking Leighton Meester picking up dog shit in what I assume is some girls picking up dog shit porn….when I was much more of a fan when she starred in foot fetish porn back when she was coming up and blossoming into a good daughter of a criminal born in a halfway house….but you know, this level of human behavior helps the common man relate, not that I’d ever pick up dog shit, I save that for the immigrant janitor of my building, not that I’m not an immigrant or any better than a groundskeeper, but the only shit I’m into is from hookers on my chest…but I have to be in the mood. I keep my sex life multicultural, occasionally German, mainly American Obese…who cares.

Here’s Leighton…

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2011

11

Oct

Pippa Middleton Slut Watch Continues of the Day

The Pippa Middleton Slut Watch continues. Sure she’s not doing anything slutty yet, but it is just a matter of time, maybe when the whole feelings of being a second rate version of her sister in the eyes of everyone actually sets in, you know after a few years and the baby/future King is born and all attention heads there way forcing her to snap in some hopefully long – drawn out – slutty episode that involves me seeing her naked in picture/video or in some weird turn of events on my face….only time will tell and if I don’t die before her dignity, pride, shame, then I’ll be here to expose it. That’s a promise.

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

11

Oct

Michelle Williams Showing Some Tit with a Dude for Heath Ledger of the Day

I feel very close to Michelle Williams because I once made a Heath Ledger joke to Jake Gyllenhaal at a bar a few years ago and motherfucker went nuts, pushing the girl I was with and getting me kicked out of the bar…and as far as I’m concerned, he was Heath Ledger’s real wife and this bitch was just a result of one drunken night and some movie marketing that ended up with child. So as much as I like to mock broken widows when they are with new men, even if their husbands weren’t even with them when they died, it’s just one of those guilt ridden soft spots, but I have a feeling that this situation, if Ledger was still alive, he’d be the one running the bath and putting the condoms on with his mouth…if you know what I mean….But it’s all speculation…and either way, she’s showing off some tit…

Posted in:Michelle Williams

2011

11

Oct

Anna Kournikova Women’s Health Erotica of the Day

I feel like I should do some more public service with the site, you know use my internet celebrity of one reader by giving you guys some step by step directions to get abs even if these exercises dont have a chance against your fat ass, but at least they can double as jerk off material…pretty much the basis of all exercise DVDs, shows, programs in schools, cuz if you can’t join them, you might as well jerk off to their spandex…..

Anna Kournikova, for some reason I don’t think Enrique has anything to do with, is still considered some seriosuly hot pussy with a huge fan baseand since she was the first big post on this site, wearing a yellow bikini, back in 2005, I figure we should celebrate her athlete pussy with these pictures….

Here’s the workout squat and twist feel it burn erotica…while you sit on your fat ass and wonder why you can’t get fit pussy…loser…

Posted in:Anna Kournikova

2011

11

Oct

Nicole Richie’s Possible Implants of the Day

I am not into Nicole Richie in any fucking way. I actually think she’s a total waste of space and I really make an effort to not put her pictures on the site. Maybe it has to do with the fact that the one night I was forced into hanging out with her, back in the DJ AM days, she was a snobby little cunt who wouldn’t talk to people who were talking to her because she couldn’t be bothered, luckily being saved by the free booze that distracted me from wanting to spit in her face, I’m A-D-D like that…but I think it’s got more to do with her being adopted. I figure anyone who have parents who don’t want them, you know their actual parents don’t want them, then how could anyone else….kinda thing that leads these adopted kids into addiction…

That said, she coulda saved DJ AM but instead here she is mom of 2, boring and dressed like Michael Jackson, her godfather, riding her fake dad’s trust fund he set up for her and possibly showing off some fake tits…and who fucking cares….I guess I do enough to post it…that depresses me.

Posted in:Nicole Richie

2011

11

Oct

Top Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I am an idiot and I want to prove that youtube is a porn site because I’ve been rejected so much by advertisers over the years cuz I link to porn, leaving me in some no man’s land of the internet, unable to accomplish anything, while Youtbe looks to be wholesome, but instead makes billions of dollars off weird fetish videos…

TOday’s fetish is sleeping girls….and guys have jerked off to these.

Sleeping Girl in Pantyhose getting Feet Tickled…Right…

More Sleeping Girls and their Feet in Nylons

Sleeping Girls Compilation….

Wild Girls Sleeping Together

Sleeping Girlfriend Gets Her Socks Removed…

Limp Fetish

Sleeping Toe Suck

Sleeping Girl Gets Man Handled

Open Mouthed and Sleeping

Some Sleepy Molestation…

Girl Sleepign in Public….

Girl Sleeping in Mismatched Socks

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

11

Oct

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here’s some shit going on around the internet on the few sites I visit cuz I hate the internet – it’s done nothing good for me, sure it has got me laid a few times, and yeah it got me in Maxim magazine 4 years ago, where I played shit wrong cuz my wife was opporessive, but it aint doing shit for me now…..the good news is that at least I have real life….sure it’s equaly depressing, unsatisfying, disappointing, pathetic, but at least I can distract myself through drink…..

On a sidenote, I was at a friend’s house last nice, I do have a few of those, and the dude’s wife made us watch every typical sitcom and reality show people watch on Monday nights. It was the biggest display of shit I’ve seen since my dog got into the garbage and shit all over the house, even bigger than the shit show my wife put on the day she shit so much it overflowed the toilet bowl. I could not and still cannot believe that shit is on TV but more importantly that people watch it. Hollywood needs to be saved….I’m not one to do it…but someone fucking should.

Here’s the dump.

Top Ten Pole Dancing Fails – VIDEO
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25 Sports Hotties off the Field: Dressed Up & Dressed Down
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Free Cam Shows, You Know You Want To
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I Love Watching Girls Fail and When It’s in a Compilation It’s Even Better
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Guns N’ Roses Album Covers Updated to Reflect Axl Rose’s Obesity
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Mayra is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Holly Madison Has Breasts and Beer
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Live Web Cam Shows You Will Love, I Promise
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Latina Shakes Her Ass on the Cam
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The 20 Sexiest College Cheerleader Squads of 2011
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Even The Best Whores Out There Gotta Take a Break From Whoring Now an Again
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Posted in:MHD

2011

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been sleeping all day….I figure I’m fighting off death….Who knows…but here are a set of stepLINKS no one clicks even though they are amazing befoer I go…cuz I made sure to squeeze the fuckers in…

Jordan Katie Price Showed Up To AN Event in Lingerie and I Loved It
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BITCHES GO CRAZY FOR KFC – VIDEO
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Women of Facebook Volume II Gallery of Sluts
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Lily Collins as Snow White in Gallery Will Not Make You Cum
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Top 10 Pole Dancing Fails
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Terry Richardson’s 100 Sexiest Photoshoots
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Carmen Electra has Her Period
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Lindsay Lohan Stole $90 000 Wroth of Limo Rides
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Live Web Cam Sexiness, For Your Pleasure
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Scooter Ramp Jump Win…And Then Fail – VIDEO
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Brianna is One Hot Blonde
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100 Pictures of Lara Stone, Today’s Super-est Supermodel
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Terry Richardson’s 100 Sexiest Photo Shoots
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Anna Kournikova’s Hot Fitness Body
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Ashton Kutcher’s Side Piece Seems Fun, Is Topless
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Free Cam Shows. Nuff Said
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Naughty Girlfriend Likes to Get Spanked – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Ex Wives and Girlfriends of Footballers
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Alessandra Torresani Ass Flash
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Haven’t Had Some Diane Kruger in Awhile
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Battle of the Hot Lingerie Ads: Bar Refaeli vs. Gisele Bundchen (POLL)
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And ANOTHER WTF Photo
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Sara Leal Wins. Demi Moore Consults Divore Lawyer
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Guess Who Just Got Banned From the UK
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Elisandra Tomacheski is a Hottie
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I Don’t Know About This Pumped Pussy Fetish Man
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Showdown: Laura Dore vs. Jesikah Maximus
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A Hot Gallery Of Stars Getting Their Workout On To Get Fit
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These Two Sluts Are More Than Best Friends
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how About Some Girl on Girl? – VIDEO
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Top 5: Dirty Music Videos
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Some Cameron Diaz Just Because
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Malena and Hayden Get It On – VIDEO
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Quinn Cooper is One Sexy Red Head
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Hottie in a Jump Suit
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Miami: Leilani Dowding’s Jump Roping
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Gotta Love Sluts on the Web Cam
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Jayden Cole is Skinny Dipping
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Of Course the Pro Gay Flash Mob Took Place in Front of Star Bucks
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Riot Cop Gets Shut Down – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Find The People WHo Bought Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s $40 000 Back Pack and Punch Them in the Face
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Beyonce is Stealing Shit From Other People Again
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Candice Swanepoel Brings the Hotness as Always
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Everyone’s Buying these
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Beyonce’s Not Actually Pregnant….
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Madonna Naked, Spread Out And Old!
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Katie Price’s Crotch Cheers Me Up
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Christina Aguilera Basically Shits On Michael Jackson’s Memory
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Score One For The Bottom Feeder
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Meet The Woman Who Outed WHITEY BULGER
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Hertz Hates Muslims
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Kim Kardashian, STFU Already And Die
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Rebecca Creskoff Naked in Hung
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Kristina Rose’s Candid Uses Submitted Asshole Pic
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Free Cam Shows. Nuff Said
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2011

10

Oct

Christina Aguilera’s Offensive Pig at the Michael Jackson Tribute Outfit of the Day

I guess she didn’t realize he liked farm animals to seduce little boys not farm animals….Here are some pictures of Christina Aguilera on stage for some Michael Jackson tribute and it looks like she’s about to take a shit, I guess cuz when you’re this fat, and squeezed into such a tight harness, one piece bikini / leotard that should be saved for the skinny chicks, your bowel movement’s gonna pass faster than your slow metabolism is used to…in a squeezing the shi out of her at such a horrible time, making her qustion both eating all that food at the spread, and wearing something fat chicks should never wear…and the funny thing is, you’d still fuck her…dumpy bitch all ready to eat even though she looks like she’d be the star of today’s STUFFING VIDEOS cuz that’s clearly her fetish…how else could this be explained….laziness, pregnancy, depression, bad genetics, eating disorder, who cares it’s gross anyway you look at it especially dressed like this….and we’ll leave it at that…busting at the seams….

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera