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2011

08

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some Friday morning News that isn’t really news…I mean except for the Cop stopping the Squirrel with pepper spray…I mean that shit’s gotta go international…fuck natural disasters and wars in Arab countries over oil…and general poverty and the fall of America as China takes over….let’s focus on squirrels….and people getting superglued to Walmart toilets…and cops abusing their power to expose themselves to teen sluts…amazing…Shit so good, why do we need the other news..

Allen Iverson Goes on Rant After Traffic Stop
Atlanta police say basketball superstar Allen Iverson went on a profanity filled rant when an Atlanta officer impounded his Lamborghini.

Cop Stops Squirrel with Pepper Spray
While the YouTube video of a police officer using pepper spray on a baby squirrel has shocked some, the Mesquite Police Department is defending the officer’s actions.

Cops: Man Killed Victim to Fake Death
Fort Worth investigators said a convicted child molester murdered a man in an attempt to fake his own death to avoid prison time on a new sexual assault charge.

Teacher Charged in Student Relationship
Detectives have taken a teacher with the Fort Bend Independent School District into custody following an investigation by the Fort Bend County Sheriff’s Office.

Cops: Man exposed self to girl
QUINCY – A Fitchburg man is facing charges after police say he exposed himself to a 15-year-old Quincy girl outside the Quincy Center MBTA station.

MD man superglued to Walmart toilet
A Maryland man had to scream for help after getting super glued to a toilet inside a Walmart and an employee had to call 911 for help.

Student stole TVs to pay for prom
A high school senior looking for money to help with prom expenses wound up in jail instead.

BONUS – China’s Releasing Some 3D Porn…Soon you won’t even need real women..I think we already have that here….

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2011

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I rocked out pretty hard all day….I still haven’t stopped….I’m just taking a break to post my stepLINKS…cuz the world doesn’t stop cuz it is my birthday but my heart might…I blame my recent male model career…I’m just absorbing the lifestyle…eating, puking, drinking, snorting, posing, shit no wait…I blame alcoholism…

Happy birthday is over….things go back to normal..but before they do…I hard drink. Enjoy.

Holy Shit Christie Brinkley is Hotter Than Ever
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Now Thats What I Call Cleavage
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Eva Longwhoria Slutty Wardrobe Malfunction on Letterman
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Rose McGowan’s Always fucking Hot
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Kelly Brooke’s Pregnant Tits are Going To be FUCKING huge
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Sexy Cam Shows In the Comfort of Your Own Home
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The 10 Hottest Surfers
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Hot Blonde that Has Got It Going On
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Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis
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Katrina Bowden Is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive
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Take a Vacation and Find the Slut of Your Dreams
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Free Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Amateur Dildo Pussy Pounding
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WTF Photo of the Day
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The 100 Hottest Action Pictures of Babes In Sports
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Sexy Toys to Make Your Playtime Better
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Leilani Dowding Topless Tiny Titties
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Who is Saoirse Ronan and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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How About Some Amanda Seyfried
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Kilt’s Are Made for Showing Ass and Balls. No Homo
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Kathy Hilton is Proud That Her Daughter Was the Original Usless Attention Whore
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This Tia Tanaka Video Makes Thursday Bearable
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Raica Oliveira – Ultimo Lingerie
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Paris Dahl is Nasty and I Like It
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Get a Load of Carissa Roseario
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Audrianna Angel and Sara Faye Get It On
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American Idol’s Simon Cowell Asked To Judge Couple’s Fuck Skills
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Jessica Stam & Karolina Kurkova. Who Would You Rather?
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Redhead on the Fucking Machine
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Columbian Model Natalia Velez For Besame Lingerie
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Irina Shayk is Looking Hot
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Busty Bitch Filming Herself
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tamra Barney is Slutty in Pink
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Bitch Fight Fail
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Striptease of the Day
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Verunka and Ennie Bring the Hotness
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9 Celebrities Who Went to Jail Before They Were Famous
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Nickie Minaj Sluttiness
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January Jones Lies About Herself Half The Time
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Who’s Up For A Few Severed Limbs
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Pakistan Seems Really Cool This Time Of Year
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like Shit. No Shit!
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Kesha Likes To Paint Herself Naked
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Megan Fox In Bra And Panties. Totally Fappable
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Meme Of The Day – E. Honda Kid
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

07

Apr

Daria Werbowy Cover Shoot Video of the Day

I’ve posted DARIA WERBOWY TOTALLY NAKED in pictures before…and this is no where near as good, but it’s still a bitch rolling around showing cleavage, getting her picture taken for a hell of a lot of money – way more money than you make – which can make one question what society finds important, but as a recent MALE MODEL CONTEST WINNER , it’s just our way of life, stop being jealous you’re not as good looking….

All this to say, I don’t know who she is. I just know she gets naked for money and that’s good enough for me…cuz girls who get naked for money…know they are whores…and that’s always good to get out of the way before jerking off on them…or in this case print outs of them.

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2011

07

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Bra in a See Through Top of the Day

Typical….I guess Sucker Punch didn’t give her the career boost she thought it would…so she’s crying for attention – so people notice…

I think she should stick to what she knows best, leaking nudes to the public….only this time, she shouldn’t let her lawyers get in the way, putting a damper on her inner slut willing to do whatever it takes to get out there…Disney Execs taught her well….you know “a lot of girls really want this job chipmunk, what makes you stand out amongst the crowd”….and we all know the answer…her willingness to learn…how to deep throat a cock.

I’m down with her, cuz Vanessa Hudgens and I have a connection, like all married couples going through a divorce, talking to each other through lawyers…but a connection never the less.

She looks like an idiot, sunglasses at night, bad face, but most importantly, no fucking unkempt bush or nipple. These pics suck…

Happy birthday to me…daytime drinking is awesome.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

07

Apr

LeAnn Rimes Skinny Bikini Bottoms of the Day

This is a diversion – from her cheating on her gay husband and making her new husband destroy his family – before developing a speed addiction – making her body shrink down and her head seemingly get huge – in some kind of cartoon character I like to call the Christian lie, who won in these people pretending to be heartland and wholesome, while really being nothing but a spoiled, wasted, rich cunt with her own agenda, unwilling to do what was right or wrong…but instead taking what she deserved…

Either way, here’s her bikini bottoms, that don’t show enough mound or pussy lip for me, but instead just show a massive belly button that’s freaking me out.

She should hire a photo editor to manage this shit better….lucky for her, I’m perfect for the job and ready to work for blowjobs from anyone…including her…even if I don’t think she’s hot…I just like the Christian whore…it makes sense to me….

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

07

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I think the biggest news of the day is that I’m 5000 votes away from being first in a major modeling contest …..a contest I entered in as a joke…you see cuz I think male models are fruity at best, and figured I should teach them the power of the internet and a good network of supporters who think fashion needs more masked fat dudes…and less twinky queers….

I also thought it was funny to show all the bitches who send me hate mail for calling Kim Kardashian fat, that I’m model material too, so it comes from a industry perspective and not from a bitter fat man who can’t get laid….

I also thought it was funny cuz FORD MODELS blocked me on twitter for laughing at them and their irrelevance in a fake job, in a industry….seriously, what the fuck is a modeling agency? A pimp for bitches who don’t fuck….so winning their contest would be like the ultimate laugh…

I am sure they will disqualify me….and I’m okay with that…cuz I know the truth…and I’ve already won…

I guess the other stepNEWS is good too, I mean if you like news that isn’t news, but that made the news cuz local news is hysterical, especially when from Vermont…and they’re reporting a maple syrup shortage or some shit… cuz a raccoon got into the main supply…but unfortunately, we don’t have that clip…we just have dick clits.

Children suspended over porn at school
Lynn Rupp says her 8-year-old son should be in school at Cheney Elementary, but instead he’s at home. Lynn says her son viewed pornography while in class, after he says another boy pulled it up from online.

Pedophile book’s author gets probation
The man who wrote a book on how to molest children gets his punishment: Probation. Now free from jail, he said he would not rule out writing another book.

Worker for Presidential candidate Pawlenty Found Drunk in Iowa Yard
A Tim Pawlenty campaign worker found drunk and knocking on the back door of an Iowa home early Wednesday morning said he made a “serious mistake” that “will never happen again.”

Sex offender arrested without pants
KINGSTON – A Level 3 sex offender took off his pants and walked around a store in the Independence Mall wearing only a shirt and see-through underwear, police said.

Woman Arrested after Restaurant Brawl
Some low blows at an upscale restaurant land a 31-year-old woman in police custody. According to authorities, Danielle Taylor of Kimball was arrested Monday at the Capital Grille at the Somerset Collection in Troy.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I generally find my morning hangover dumps fun, but today’s was especially fun because it sang happy birthday to me….or maybe that was just my imagination…thinking that my shit’s all I got…and I’m all my shit’s got…cuz I’m crazed by dried up liquor in my gut….It’s my birthday and drinking started 22 years ago…and hasn’t quite started…I’m a never ending birthday party like that…

Vote For Me in the Model Contest Cuz It’s Funny….
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Two Cute Girls in Lingerie to Start Things Off Right
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The 20 Craziest Fan Fights
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Free Cams to Make a Dull as Shit Week a Little More Bearable
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Charlie Sheens is Fucking Insane of the Day
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Here’s a Slut That’s Pretty In Pink
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Bask in the Joy of Daphne Joy
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Lebians and a Strap On. Oh Boy
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You Too Can Be the Proud Owner of a LIVE TURTLE on Your Very Own Keychain. Wait, What?
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Posted in:MHD

2011

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m drunk. It’s my birthday in a few hours. Fuck you. I don’t do star studded, celebrity hosted events on my birthday. But I do drink heavily and see if I”ll ever die of alcohol poisoning after four day bender….and for some reason, I never do. Lucky for you.

Happy fucking birthday.

PS – THIRD IN THE MALE MODEL SEARCH , take that fat girls who say I’m mean to fat girls cuz I am fat and not cuz they are fat….Look who’s a model now…bitches…

Happy fucking birthday…

Here are the links.

They Put ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle in a Bikini
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Man, Taylor Swift is Kind of a Slut
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Sexy Web Cam Girls That Are Willing and Ready
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Hot Body Bikini Girl
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Katrina Bowden And Her Sweet Ass
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Jordana Brewster Is In A Bikini
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Dream Vacation Sluts
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Cam Show Sluts That Don’t Cost You a Thing
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Busty Girl Rubs One Out
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Schwing! The Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of the 2011 Masters
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Toys That Are For Grown Ups Only
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LoL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Diora Baird’s Tits Are Amazing
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Selena Gomez is Lookin Hot As Always
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Molly Kings Tit Popped Out
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Cute Brunette With Huge Tits is Smoking Hot
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Japan Does a Lolita Look
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Cassia Riley Hotness
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Wheelchair Bound Man Faces Charges After Using Bat To Beat Perv Who Molested Granddaughter!!!
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Mandy and Vanessa Get It On
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Lady Gaga is a Whore
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Jennifer Garner Looks Not That Bad When She Does Her Hair Make Up and Isn’t Standing Next to Ben Affleck
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Eve and Jasmine Are Having Some Fun
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Hipster on a Fence
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Leilani Dowding Workin’ Her Mojo In Miami Beach!
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Big Boobs on Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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January Jones Makes The Cover Of Mary Claire May 2011 Issue
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She’s Having Some Naughty Playtime
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Now Miley Cyrus Loves Rebecca Black
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Striptease of the Day
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Susan Coffey is One Hot Red Head
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The 10 Sexiest Scottish Women
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Here’s One Teen Mom I’d Fuck
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The Saturdays Show Off Their Tits And Ass
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Eva Longoria Drops Some Cleavage
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The Beckhams Aren’t Good Enough
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Holy Shit Look How Fat Russell Crowe Is
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Birthday Sale
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

06

Apr

Katrina Bowden’s Amazing Ass in her Place of the Day

I love the concept of this Esquire feature…they take pictures of these bitches in their underwear in their homes. But that may just be because I like bitches in their underwear pretty much anywhere.

Her name is Katrina Bowden, I don’t know anything about her, but I see all I need to see and that is that she’s got a pretty fucking awesome ass….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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