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2011

13

Jun

Christie Brinkley Had the Hottest Tits at he Gayest Night in Showbiz of the Day

Someone looks like they got implants…I’m not gonna name names cuz I don’t need any lawsuits, but then again, she was a bikini model and bikini models have fat tits, they do make push up bras, tight lowcut dresses, spanx and a whole lot of other tricks to make tits chin-high. Old ladies historically hit menopause and their tits keep growing, sagging, and hanging giving lots of skin to work with…and the weird thing in all this is why she wore this out to the Tony’s, or the gayest night in show business, but I can assume it was to test the waters with her new tits and most importantly prevent rape, or maybe it was cuz she knew that amongst the dicks and man pussies, the paps would notice her….and so will I, cuz she’s looking real fucking hot.

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2011

13

Jun

Ciara Showing Off Tit for Bullshit of the Day

Unless Ciara starts dating Kanye West, I’m gonna say she’s not a man…..because a few years ago, back when she was semi-relevant with a song about sucking dick in the park, there was a rumor going around that she was a man, cuz men who dress like women like to suck dick in the park, and sure there is no guarantee that that rumor wasn’t actually truth, but based on her tits, I’m gonna assume it was the weirdest publicity stunt in the history of trying to be a celebrity…and here are those tits.

Posted in:Ciara

2011

13

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Hot Mom Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr leaving the gym, or what I assume is the gym, cuz bitch just had a kid, and her body looks this amazing, there’s no way she doesn’t spend her fucking life on a treadmill running that baby fat off. Sure, we have no idea what condition her pussy is in after being ravaged by a fucking watermelon sized object, however, I have tried to make a hooker insert a melon in her twat, and we only got to half a cantalope after an hour of trying, and she had a sloppy twat, leading me to believe, it’s not in great condition….but when the rest of her looks like this, I’d risk the horror scene, cuz even on the tightest vagina, my dick doesn’t touch the vagina walls…so it’s just one of those strong stomach situations…

That said….this must really piss off all the husbands with fat new mom wives at home….this must piss off all the new moms too…cuz she’s fucking up your lie that you can’t bounce the fuck back after baby making…the one you and your friends all agreed on so you can eat all the cookies your fat ass desires…

You can argue that she makes millions, this is her job, this is the one thing she has to do…

But I’m just gonna argue that she looks amazing…and you or yours probably don’t…and this is a reminder why it sucks to be you…cuz I’d love to chip a tooth on this thing…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

13

Jun

Music Video With Tits of the Day

EL GUINCHO | Bombay from MGdM | Marc Gómez del Moral on Vimeo.

I don’t know what this is all about, I don’t speak Spanish, despite what you racists thing cuz my name is Jesus Martinez, but it is fucking amazing….hipster looking girls topless, smashing eggs in their faces, balancing laundry on their shoulder, running around in the woods, it’s some next level trying to be weird, but working….which doesn’t happen often, but maybe I’m just seduced by the tits.

How did it take me 8 months to find this….

Warning – Watch it on mute and Skip the first couple minutes of insanity… it is worth it…

Posted in:Music Video With Tits

2011

13

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t think today is so much a morning hangover, but a lifetime of hangover, or at least a 3 day hangover, because I snuck into an open bar event, and I drank until I was asked to leave, as hard and as fast as I could, like some kind of athlete, only to go off to other places to continue to drink my face off, resulting in getting home at 10 am, god knows how, possibly HIV positive, we’ll wait 6-8 weeks for those results, and me not being able to move for 3 days, cold sweats, nightmares, a face to face encounter with someone I’m sure was a zombie out to get me, which could just be heightened paranoia….I didn’t know alcohol could be so wild…

Here’s some morning links to start the day.

Dance Competition FAIL
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The 20 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Bikini Shoots
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Free Cams Because I Am Sure Your Weekend Was as Shitty as Mine Was
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Pregnant or Not, January Jones Has a Sweet Ass
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Bike Lane Hazards – VIDEO
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Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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If Coneing is the Future, I Don’t Think I Want Anything to Do With It
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Meet Tahiti Cora
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Big Boobed Hottie on the Web Cam
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The 25 Hottest Women In Kids’ Movies
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Posted in:MHD

2011

13

Jun

eHarmony Debbie and Her Love For Cats is a Lie of the Day

I wasn’t on the internet this weekend, only because I was getting so fucking drunk that my nervous system is still fucked, shaking, confused, nightmares of losing my last remaining teeth, you get what I’m saying….

But I did log into facebook at least once, looking for internet pussy, to make it all okay, and this video from June 3 was making the rounds. I saw it 10 times in 3 minutes, clicked through to see it had 4 million views, that have become 5,000,000 views, and I’ll tell you this, as funny a concept as shitty, creepy dating site videos is, this is totally fake, staged and a hired actor.

If you think otherwise, you’re an idiot.

It’s gotta be her school project for her MBA or maybe her acting reel, or something, anything that’s not legit.

Now let’s get on with our day…and stop posting this on my facebook feed…it makes me want to cut the bitch with my dick.


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Posted in:Viral Video

2011

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the weekend and thanks to the girls I watched tanning in the park…it looks like I’m gonna be having my own bonaroo festival this weeend..

I don’t know what that means, but I will blame rushing to get the fuck out of her to go drinking with celebs, cuz let’s face it….that’s where I belong…

Here are the stepLINKS, click them all 100 times each. It helps business, if you can really call this a business…which you can’t….cuz businesses are supposed to make money….

Who cares….Rihanna is in town. I wonder if she’s gonna call me to get her pregnant like I was Jay-Z, you know since we’re such solid friends…

Who cares…

Cell Phone in the Ass
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Aimee Teegarden Who YOu’ve NEver Heard Of Checking Out Her Ugly Friends Nipple
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Dude Set World Record For Most Number of Piercings in One Sitting – VIDEO
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January Jones Has An Ass That Will Make Married Men Cheat
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Russel Crowe on Foreskin
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Gisele Tucked Her Balls and Got Into a Dress
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This is the hottest set of overalls I have ever fucking seen
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I’m he kind of guy who will always watch naked bitches on camera for free…are you?
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Web Cam Sluts You Kknow Will Do Their Job Proper
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Julianne Hough Running on the Beach for Attention
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Who Doesn’t Love Staring at Tits – VIDEO
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20 Photos of Sexy Celebrities On Motorcycles
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Brooklyn Decker’s Sweet See Through Top
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Ashley Greene is Sweaty
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right FREE
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Lesbian Squirters – VIDEO
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20 Most Awesome Old School Wrestling Outfits
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Russel Crowe Likes His Dicks Uncut
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UK’s Imogen Thomas Panty Upskirt
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Emma Stone Hotness
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Gotta Love Gisele
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Kristie Alley Disgustingness
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Hello Odette Yustman
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Stealing a Bike, Ghetto Style
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Nikki Benz Gets Herself Off
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Laura Dore Hotness
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Pure Comedy!: Watch Robber Get Jumped And Beat Up Trying To Exit The Scene [Video]
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Adult Baby Fetishist Tricked Nurses Into Getting Him Off
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Beyonce Covers ‘Dazed & Confused’ July 2011
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Get a Load of Lily
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Brit Morgan Maxim Photo Shoot
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Hipster Gal in Overalls of the Day
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Irina Shayk Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hipster Wheelie Fail
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Selena Gomez is in the Hospital
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Check Out This Hot Blonde
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Kate Upton’s Chest Gets Stabbed
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Charlize Theron Hotness
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Kim Kardashian Cheating Scandal Is A Scandal
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Kanye West’s Girlfriend Shows Her Bare Cunt In No Panty Upskirt
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Shows Off Her Nipples In See Through. Sweet Tits!
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Plain And Simple, Kim Kardashian Likes Black Cock
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

10

Jun

Nicole Trunfio Nipple Taped for Fashion of the Day

I am a recent fan of Nicole Trunfio…I posted topless pics of her the other day and I just respect her willingness to get naked for fashion…or to get ahead career wise, cuz she’s got amazing tits….so here she is kinda naked for fashion again….The world needs more heros like this…I mean this is what memorial day should be about.

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2011

10

Jun

Wesley Sneijder’s Wife’s Loving the Attention of the Day

Her name is Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen, and besides having the most obnoxiously long name in the history of names, she’s also a Soccer wife, only instead of just being a knocked up groupie, she’s one of those ambitious soccer wives who wants to use her soccer star husband and a platform to launch an obnoxiously bad career as an actor, or singer or anything that she’s probably not qualified for, but luckily he has money and connections that can help her….

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bitch so excited to have the paparazzi snap off shots of her, it’s like she’s got an adrenaline rush, and this is where sex tapes come from….she’s got a taste and now she wants more…I can see it in her eyes…and dude doesn’t give a shit, he’s just in it for the tits…

Posted in:Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen

2011

10

Jun

Joy Bryant Bikini Pictures of the Day

Her name is Joy Bryant. She’s on a show called Parenthood, and apparently she’s also on a website called DrunkenStepfather.com, this is like a huge career movie, and it’s all thanks to wearing a bikini….

She’s probably got the flattest ass a black girl’s ever had, but that’s all part of being a black in Hollywood, you know not really black, cuz producers and directors are all racist…I mean shit, have you ever heard Precious or Halle Berry talk, it’s like bitches are rich private school girls only concerned with their next designer clothes, or whether their moms gonna by them a white BMW or a Black one for their 16 birthday, or in Precious’ case how soon her next feeding is cuz she’s already fucking hungry….

You get what I’m saying. This is white man black woman….but she’s in a bikini and she’s skinny, so I’m digging it…

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Posted in:Joy Bryant

2011

10

Jun

More Teens Having Fuck of the Day

Come on people where’s the autotune remix on this one? I sense it is on it’s way. More Teens Having Fuck, Finding Jobs, Having Fuck, Fuck Fuck Fuck…..I just wrote the lyrics to the hottest club banger of the summer…with the help of my friend, the idiot news anchor who will remain a local news anchor thanks to offensive fumbles or freudian slips like this one…..Send this teenage fucker to the Sex Offender list, cuz anyone thinking these horribly wrong things…is just one step away from fucking teens…For Serious.

Posted in:NEWS BLOOPER

2011

10

Jun

Pam Anderson Old Lady Lingerie Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures so photoshopped they might as well be some creepy, lonely, sad, fan’s computer art made out of blood, tears and most importantly semen of the bitch….You know the percentage of the pic that is actually her is next to 0, but more importantly, even at that, she looks like shit…It’s always sad to be a washed up slut no one really wants to fuck since the Hepatitis, even though we’d all still fuck you just to say we’ve fucked Pam Anderson. If you know what I mean…

God knows why they won’t just let her die in peace, or why they humored her back into getting half nakde on camera, but whatever it is, it’s a cruel fucking joke…..this is Cyberbullying the pin-up photographer version.

Not Sexy. Even if you’re married to the old tired bitch and these are your 20th anniversary erotic pics to spice up the marriage, pin-up cuz for the husband it might as well been 80 years since you were last hot….I saw that episode of Roseanne, I know how this shit works….

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2011

10

Jun

Victoria Silvstedt Yeast Infection Bikini of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is the fucking enemy.

I hate this bitch and her 40 year old body, even though it is better than most 40 year old bodies, because she tried to sue me….

So I wish nothing but horrible vagina infections on the whore cunt in her slacker whore bikini…

If you don’t know who she is, she was in Playboy once and rode that into the arms of a midget billionaire, who she’s become the mistress of, and in the even you don’t know what a mistress is, that’s the homewrecking whore who the motherfucker fucks and pays off, so they get a great lifestyle and never ask to get married cuz they know it isn’t an option, since no one wants to marry a whore, especially not a billionaire.

Point being. who fucking cares.

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Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2011

10

Jun

Trying to Look Up Selena Gomez’s Skirt on TV of the Day

Here are some shitty pictures of Selena Gomez from the Tonight Show garbage, and I’m only posting them because I’m trying to look up her skirt. I am shocked that people watch these interviews like this matters, like Jay Leno cares that the bitch has her driver’s license, when he should really be asking her what a 19 year old girl would be fucking a 16 year old Beaver….and how one doesn’t get charged as a sex offender, when clearly she fucking should…To watch the interview FOLLOW THIS LINK….I mean hearing her say “Bougie” for “Bourgeois” is about as gangster as you’d expect from a bitch who fucks Justin Beaver, who has learned everything about pussy from playing with Usher Raymond’s asshole.

Rumor is that BITCH IS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH PREGNANCY SYMPTOMS…hopefully that gets this monster locked the fuck up where she belongs…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

10

Jun

J.Lo Sex Tape of the Day

So there’s a video of Jennifer Lopez being circulated that’s apparently from when she married that freaky looking husband of hers. For some reason the American Media hasn’t picked up the shit, or released the sex tape video, that could just be a publicity stunt, but if you scroll 3/4 of the way thru this video, you’ll see her making her asshole talk in a pair of leggings, you know like a vagina puppet show I’ve been so fond of for so many years, but that never ever get emailed in despite my request…I guess I can always count on J.Lo…

Where’s the uncesored version? Get it to me. Thanks.

Posted in:J.Lo