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2012

16

May

Tian Yi Asian Bikini for Vogue China of the Day

Tian Yi is some asian model who is posing in a bikini for Vogue China…at least I think that’s her name….because I’m not so into Chinese models…but I am into Chinese women…you see they are built like 12 year olds, they age well, their communism allows them to aim to please and appreciate our democracy enough to not fuck up a marriage with a loser like you, meaning you can do what you want and they will serve you, both with food, in household chores, with their tight vaginas, and most importantly, their uterus, that will make genius babies who excell in badminton, classical music, math and programming, allowing you to retire with the good life, all cuz of a little ejaculation…..

Unfortunately, I’ve never banged an asian girl, but I want to….but everyone I know who has is spoiled fucking rotten by them on all fronts….

Here’s one of their models in a bikini!

Posted in:Tian Yi

2012

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was walking my dog and saw his vision in the shortest shorts jog by me….I thought to myself…what an amazing outfit to jog in….you hot fucking bitch who just made herself that much hotter…in spandex…She was running with her boyfriend and I figured I’d never see her again after cursing him for being able to fuck that ass…..20 minutes later I’m walking back, and the girl is lying on the sidewalk holding her knee….injured and the boyfriend probably ran for help…or something….I asked her if she was ok…debating whether there is in fact a god because opportunities like this don’t happen ever….she said she was and I kept walking…only to never see her again…cuz I fail often…even in love…with girls in short shorts…

I should have told her “I’m trained in CPR, and mouth to mouthed her”….or used her inability to stand to carry her to safety….I use the word safety loosely….cuz you never look a gift horse in the mouth….you fuck it…

Either way lost love or not…here are he morning links…

The Best Steeplechase Fail EVER – VIDE0
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Lindsey Vonn Shows off Handstand, Bikini Body on Vacation
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Wednesday Better
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Today Will Improve Thanks To whatever is Between This Reporters Legs
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Jessyca is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Open Sewer Hole. Whoops – VIDEO
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Mena Suvari’s Ex-Husband Wants Spousal Support
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Girlfriend Plays With Her Friends Pussy
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This Tech-Obsessed Generation is Leading to Kids Eating Batteries. Oh Good.
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Posted in:MHD

2012

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to start producing porn. It looks easy. I like sketchy girls who fuck for money and I think porn fucking sucks and that I can re-invent it…it needs saving and I am a savior…..not just cuz my name is Jesus….

If you want involved post your porn ideas to our FB PAGE so that we can do it as a team….You can also email me….if you’re shy…but LIKE DRUNKENSTEPFATHER we’re trying to start a sex cult here…we can’t do it alone…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Jessie J Crotch in Spandex
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Micaela Schäfer Flashed Her Titty on the Red Carpet
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Little Kid Who is Gonna Grow Up To Be a Rapist
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Jessie J in Elle
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Lindsey Vonn Bikini Ass
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Kim Kardashian is Fucking Pathetic, Like More Than Ever
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Gallery: The Most Iconic Hairy Celebrities
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Sofia Vergara Takes The Girls For A Walk
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Cali Logan and Her Friend Give Us a Nice 2 For One
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Lingerie Lovely: Chloe Pridham
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Day Better, I Promise!
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Blonde Destroys Her Pussy With a Huge Dildo
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My Favorite Looking Good Sweetheart is Back on the Market
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50 Hottest Cheerleader Twit Pics of the Week
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Minka Kelly’s Pokies In The Parking Lot
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Katherine McPhee is Looking Hot
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20 Pound Titties. Jesus
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John Travolta is Paying Off the Guy He May Have Sexually Assaulted
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Uh Oh, Stripper Granny
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Sophie Turner Awesome Ass
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Hot Model Falls
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Snooki Legs in a Photoshoot
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Kristen Stewart Dresses In Drag For ‘ELLE’ Magazine (NEW PHOTOS)
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The Owner of Best Buy Banged a 19 Year Old Chick or Something
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Watch These Titties Wiggle!! GIF
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Adrienne Bailon in a Swimsuit.. I Think
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Meet Gracie Lewis!
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Angelina Jolie Weight Less Than 100 Pounds
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Elisa is Giving Us an Eyefull
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Basketball Wives is Fucking Ridiculous – VIDEO
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And Here’s a Random Pic Dump With Some Hotness Thrown In
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Avengers XXX Porn Parody Sexes Up The Superhero Hit
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These Sluts Are Having Sex By the Lake
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Jessica Canizales Shows off her Polka Dot Bikini
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I Don’t Know if This Chick is Asian or Hawaiien or What But I Love Her
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Sophie Turner is Looking Sexed Up
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Jennifer Metcalfe Gets Sexy For LOADED
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How NOT to Mount a Horse – VIDEO
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10 Things You Need to Know When Dating More Than One Woman
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Halle Berry’s Breasts Really Love The Cameras
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Cat Pees Like a Dude – WTF
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The Worst First Pitches in Baseball History
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This Dude Banged A 19 Year Old…
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Britney Spears Has Some Incredible Cellulite
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Topless Twitter Pics Of Kate Upton
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Dad’s Reaction to Music is Scary
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Britney Spears Tits in a Tight Dress
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Lily Cole Creepy Face
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Elizabeth Banks Photoshoot
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Nicole Scherzinger Tight Dress Hot Body
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Ashley Tisdale Shitty See Through of the Day
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From stepSMUT!!
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Porn with the Best Music
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Spy Masturbation
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Webcam Superstar
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Beautiful Latina Girl Gets Slammed
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Public Flashing Tease
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Girl Changes Back End
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Hot Bitches…. Monday FUN DAY
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2012

15

May

Kate Upton Ass Grabbed for Instagram of the Day

Kate Upton should keep her focus on her tits because her 19 year old massive tits are amazing…I mean that’s why she is who she is and has the exposure and fans she does…it doesn’t go much deeper than that…you see cuz her face is average, her legs and body whatever and now an ass that’s always hidden, for a reason, is uninspiring….I’m not surprised cuz as far as I’m concerned she’s borderline fat chick…cuz I know today she’s fit…but soon that metabolism’s gonna stop working….Anna Nicole…

The good news is that she’s out producing some Instagram pics…like all those instagram models with instagram modeling contracts I sometimes jerk off to….and they involve her getting her decent but not life changing ass grabbed….and titties in bikinis and topless cuz that’s what she does….before being forced to retire due to obesity…..it’s gonna happen….but that day’s not today…so enjoy…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

15

May

Micaela Schaefer is Amazing of the Day

Micaela Schaefer is a genius as far as I’m concerned….she attends red carpet events in Europe, where I guess she’s known more than she is here, consisently wearing genius fucking outfits that show off her bare ass, or fake tits, in a typical “I’m 30, it’s time to put out or get out, and it’s so fucking easy to put out, because the world is so boring, showing off my half naked body will get everyone talking about me, and who cares if they laugh at how tacky, or trashy I am, they’l ultimately know Micaela Schaefer, and that’s all that matters….cuz it is better than giving blowjobs for exposure, like I have the last decade that got me no where”….I mean at least that’s what I assume goes through her mind provided she’s got that much strategy in what she does, cuz sometimes exhibitionist sluts are just exhibitionist sluts….and either way, it should be celebrated….

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2012

15

May

Ashley Smith Vintage Bikini for The Sunday Telegraph of the Day

Ashley Smith is some big titty gapped tooth Gap model cuz they are literal… who may or may not have tried to sue me for posting shitty pics of her honeymoon, but I have a feeling that may be Lara Stone….another big titty model with a gap tooth…..

Either way, I’m digging the vintage bathing suit vibe….even if it isn’t pornographic….you see cuz as a model SHE HAS POSED TOPLESS AND HER BIG TITS THAT ARE PROBABLY FAKE TITS, ARE AMAZING …..but you know sometimes it is nice to jerk off to things that are wholesome and PG rated….It is the corporate philosophy at Disney and they are a multi billion dollar empire…so it’s gotta do some good….and I guess that’s part of the reason I’m posting it, but the main motivation is ass and pussy in bathing suits robbed from dead grandmothers….turn me on….

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2012

15

May

Rihanna Titty in Concert of the Day

Rihanna was in concert….dressed like some warrior princess….something I have a feeling a lot of you have masturbated to….cuz the cool kids who visit drunkenstepfather are the creepier variety of revenge of the nerds….you know the virgin losers who are too social awkward to even interact with other virgin loser nerds….who masturbate a lot…and who collect weird things….like jars of their semen…that they label and put on shelves in their shitty one bedroom apartments…who don’t work…or create the next Facebook like the cool nerds….butwho instead just stare at girls with erections in their sweat pants…when they aren’t too busy eating canned noodles…and masturbating to shit like warrior princesses….so this Rihanna concert outfit may drive you nuts….while I’m more into seeing her naked, masturbating, or really delivering the whore goods….this kinda concert shit is too vanilla for me….

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2012

15

May

Gisele Bundchen Covers Vogue Paris of the Day

Gisele Bundchen has sand on her ass for the June Cover for Paris Vogue….and I wouldn’t mind wiping it off with my mouth and/or penis….despite rumors that she’s a mom….or that she was born a man and that’s why Victoria’s Secret fired her….you know that Brazil tranny connection is pretty hard to ignore….but I figure so long as her cock is tucked in a way I don’t have to see it and her hair long enough….and tits. despite being fake, are available to grab onto…I don’t mind sticking it in her man pussy/anus….and apparently either does your football hero…Tom Brady….but maybe I’m just getting carried away because her ass is hot enough that I’d let her balls rest on my forehead as I tried to lick it….provided she had balls….which she probably doesn’t….she probably just has an empty scrotum looking pussy thanks to her breeding….but she is good enough that if she did….I’d get up in it…..and here’s the cover pic for Vogue Paris….which means more pics to come….which means more pics to come to….stay tuned.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2012

15

May

Rita Ora Amazing Upskirt of the Day

Rita Ora is some bitch from the UK who is getting famous….I posted ABOUT HER BIG TITS IN A REAL TIGHT DRESS once before….because she’s really only been on my radar for a minute….and in that minute she’s already flashed some panty getting out of a car….she’s on the right track to being something important….or important as far as I’m concerned….cuz at 21 and already doing things right….means lots of time before being washed up to be in bikinis, sex tapes, topless and in scandals….and unfortunatly I’ll probably be here posting them instead of living them…eiher way here’s the white hip hop slut trash flashing some cunt that’s not naked enough…

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2012

15

May

Lady Gaga Thong Ass of the Day

Lady Gaga is on an Asian tour…and like any try hard with a budget…she decided to hire the most overrated…despite retaining his cool factor…because people are idiots…photographer Terry Richardson…and he’s gone soft and instead of pushing the limit making her fist herself on camera and shit…he’s snapped some pics of her in a thong….showing off an ass I’ve grabbed before she was as famous as she is…..and I guess some other half nakedness you probably would rather not see….but I’m posting anyway cuz I don’t care what you want, coupled with having no quality control, coupled with we’re in too deep….we’re all gonna die….and Gaga’s ass just brings that point home…gotta keep shit miserable.

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2012

15

May

Charlize Theron Hot in InStyle Magazine of the Day

Charlize Theron is on the cover of Instyle….long after her modeling took her out of her AIDS filled South Africa….where her mom killed her dad…and brought her to America to be in Playboy then many movies…living the good life cuz she’s hot…and a decade or more later….is still fucking hot….there’s just something about South African white chicks….and their ability to survive Apartheid, HIV, Crazed Safari Animals….that make them hot as fuck to look at and want to fuck but now that they are big in America they don’t have time for you while if you were a tourist in South Africa back when they were 14 and still in South Africa they probably would have jerked you off for a can of Coca Cola….at least that’s how all my poverty striken country fantasies usually play our…

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2012

15

May

Kristen Stewart’s Fake See Through Dress of the Day

You want to know something I fucking hate in fashion….fake see through dresses….these are the dresses you see that you think are see through…but are just some flesh colored fabric that when you look close enough looks more like an old ladies support pantyhose than skin….it annoys me…there is no reason for a perfectly healthy, young, celebrity from some ghetto at least that’s what she looks like, to wear a fake see through…she is at her prime and thus a perfect candidate to wear a real see through lacy dress that we can all jerk off to like it’s lingerie….but instead she decides to disappoint….even though she was destined to work as a cashier at WalMart before the Twilight bullshit…just her showing no appreciation for what the public has done for her…what a cunt…that hides her cunt…in fake see through dresses.

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2012

15

May

Courtney Stodden Annoying in Her Gold Bikini of the Day

Courtney Stodden is the fucking worst…..but I don’t know if it is cuz she’s an attention seeking stripper pretending to be 16, which in most cases, is amazing and gets extra lap dance money out of me…or if it is because the tabloids, the low level trashy tabloids, are buying into her shit, cuz she’s a novelty, has big fake tits, and is someone to talk about…It is like I want this bitch back working the pole, not running for paparazzi she’s paid and getting published for it…fueling this whole trashy movement….unless it involves a sex tape…cuz bikinis are less fun on whores that seeing how bad hey actually fuck…or how mangled their fake teen pussy is…cuz if she is 16…I’ll be able to tell….via her vagina…but that day is not today….today is her in a bikini…being annying and ridiculous in a way I want to punch her fucking face….but in a bikini none the less….

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2012

15

May

Dakota Fanning Ass in Leggings of the Day

There is something magical about young ass…and everyone knows it…especially women you meet in their 30s who are insecure everytime you look at a young girls ass…cuz nowadays you can’t leave your house without seeing all the glory a young girl ass provides…not to mention these 30 year olds once had young girl ass and know they’ve lost it…not matter how many squats they do at the gym….you see cuz there is this small window of opportunity…where the young ass is womanly enough to not be creepy…round and lovely…firm and defying gravity….and I think Dakota Fanning’s at that point in her aging process, cuz good pants may help an ass look rockin…only to take those pants of an experience sadness…but being a 18 makes seems to make an ass rockin’ with or without the pants…which is what we like….

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2012

15

May

Danielle Lloyd Bikini in Dubai of the Day

Danielle Lloyd is some Glamour Model from the UK who started out as Miss England in 2004, which led to her prostituting herself in various scandals with various soccer stars…from posing nude to being on Big Brother…only to end up a 28 year old mom of two and a footballer’s wife who never has to work again…but who can sit around in her mom body bikini…living the life she planned for herself….Nothing wrong with having dreams…especially when attaining them involves being a whore. Inspirational.

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