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2011

29

Jul

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Concert of the Day

This Selena Gomez sex offender is much more fun to watch than the sex offender down the street who juggles in the park for some little kid attention….possibly cuz you may almost be a sex offender if you jerk off to her cuz she looks twelve, but you aren’t one cuz she’s 18, but she’s one cuz her boyfriend is 16, who if you jerk off thinking about her fucking, makes you a sex offender, even though I think it’s all a staged relationship, making her a big ball of confusing sex offense….here she is in concert.

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2011

29

Jul

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day



The site is dying faster than Amy Winehouse. Either I need to do a publicity stunt. Post actually funny shit. Kill myself. Or give the fuck up on this bitch….cuz the 3 people who read this aren’t helping get the word out and after 7 years of this. I’m pretty burnt out…

It’s summer, I should be summering. Instead I’m dying of a hangover

Epic Ski Fail
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You’ll Wanna Be All Over Joselyn
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2011 Lingerie Football League: Power Ranking the Top 10 Players
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Made It Through the Week
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Minka Kelly’s Hottest Pics
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I Guess That’s One Way to Escape From Prison…
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Will Only Respond To ‘White Kim Kardashian’ Now
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A Guide to Leveraging Your Nerd Cred into Dates
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Watch Out She’s a Squirter – VIDEO
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Cam Show Slut Professionals, All Right Here, All For You
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Louis CK is the Fucking Man – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

29

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS…the only thing that gives me hope in this cold dark world except maybe for strippers, sluts, bikinis, tits, and vagina, booze…I think we’re hopeless as a people and that inspires me or reminds me that there are people way stupider than me out there…….oh and speaking of stupid…check the last video burners…Pot makes you smart, but unfortunately, it always makes you too lazy to bother with that smartness…good times

Porn Problem at Work
Despite efforts to crack down, the problem of porn in the workplace doesn’t seem to be going away. It may be getting bigger.

Family Outraged as Suspect is Released
The family of a teenage murder victim lost their cool as the accused killer was allowed out of jail Thursday.

‘TSA Groper’ Cites Childhood Abduction
The Colorado woman accused of groping a female Transportation Security Administration agent at Phoenix’s airport says she was abducted as a child and remains afraid of being touched by strangers.

New Research Suggest Pot Makes You Smart
The FOX Medical Team talks about pot and Google. One makes you smart and the other makes you dumb.

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2011

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say…I spent all my energy talking to my spam bot GF on AIM…..she comes to me daily saying the same thing 20/f/california…and I get sucked it…

You can add me to FACEBOOK to see day 3′s transcripts…

In the meantime, I’ll be drinking and brainstorming ways of being the next Mark Zuckerberg….while really just being the next low life drunk to die masturbating with a belt around my neck, which would be a good thing, cuz it’s better to die before your site dies…that’s what makes you a legend…and the site is dying pretty fast….so I better get strapped up and start stroking…

Here are my stepLINKS…

This Chinese Wonderbra Ad is Insane Jerked Off to it Twice
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I want to fuck Paz de la Huerta’s Tight High Waisted Pants and See Through Shirt Off Her – She’s Amazing
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Playboy Club is Getting Heat
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Selena Gomez on the Beach Cuz I Like Tracking Sex Offenders…
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Selena Gomez, Nice Upshort Pics
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Shay Maria is Good For Wanting to Fuck
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Leighton Meester is Fucking Justin Long – Weird…
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Hugh Hefner is Great At Sex, According To People Paid To Say He’s Great At Sex
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Web Cam Shows that Will Make a hot Summer’s Night Hotter
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Mouse in the Cheese Prank – VIDEO
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Mindi Smith is One Wild Girl
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I Don’t Know Who Shay Maris is But I Am Officially Stalking Her as of Now
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25 Slutty Burlesque Shows Even Your Girlfriend Will Love
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Gwen Stefani vs. Ashley Tisdale in Bikini- Who Would You Rather?
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This Guy Standing Next to Miley Cyrus Looks Like he Busted a Nut in His Pants
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Miranda Kerr See Through Red and Amazing…
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Free Cam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Ken Jeong is Fucking Hilarious and I Love Him
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Caption This Featuring Tila Tequila
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Jesus Christ This Bitches Abs are Ripped
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Well Hello Franchezca Valentina
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Alex Trekbek Got Robbed at a Hotel and Here is the Story
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Women Who Get Naked For Money Turn Me On
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Miranda Kerr is Hot and Promoting Some Thing or Another
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Samantha Saint is Making Naughty Videos
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Kate Upton is Sexy in Her New Guess Ads
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Hipster Hippy Hottie
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Mila Kunis Looks Better Without Justin Timberlake Next to Her
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Shes Playing With Toys on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Here’s Some Denise Richards
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Russian Sluts Caught on Camera
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Striptease of the Day Two For One
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be all Over Lynette
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10 Disgusting Food Facts You Probably Didn’t Know
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Angela Simmons Sizzles On The Beach [Photos]
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Some Photos of Amy Winehouse Where She Looks Happy and Healthy. What a Fucking Shame
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Tila Tequila Still Whoring It Up Like A Good Girl
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EXCLUSIVE: Ken Jeong Bitches. Holla City Of Squala
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Kelly Osbourne Steals Amy Winehouse Funeral Spotlight
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2011

28

Jul

Paz de la Heurta Crawling Around for Jeans of the Day

I have a crush on Paz de la Heurta….I’ve seen her naked a lot and it is safe to say she is one of the hottest crackhead looking bitches on TV…so you can imagine my happiness when I was sent this ad campaign for some jean company that should be paying me cuz all of 20 people have seen it before my powerhouse internet hand got a hold of it, despite how amazing she is crawling around…even though I’d rather just look at her naked ….and that’s the end of my story…

Posted in:Paz De La Heurta

2011

28

Jul

Brandi Glanville is a Real Housewife in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Real Housewife of god knows where cuz there are too many of these cunts and too many of these shitty shows that should never be a fucking show in the first place cuz they show everything that is wrong in America, but it is all thanks to one cunt having proper connections and landing this gig, ruining it for the rest of us, or some shit….who cares she’s in a bikini….and has a hot ass…and a whore body…like a stripper she probably was meant to be…Yay

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Posted in:Brandi Glanville

2011

28

Jul

Emily Blunt in Some Gym Clothes of the Day

Not sure who Emily Blunt is, but I appreciate that she’s going to the gym, cuz fat chicks fucking suck….both literally and figuratively, cuz if they didn’t suck they’d hardly never get laid, cuz they’d just suck to look at or be inside, unless of course you’re the kinda guy who likes fat chicks, in which case you’re fucking weird…as we all know the only time a fat chick is worth getting with when no one else is around or knows about it other than you…unless you’re like me and you marry one who doesn’t suck the way she should…but totally sucks on all other levels….but it was a marriage of convenience…she pays my rent and I get to do this shit all day…good deal….

Either way, here’s Emily Blunt showing off her pussy in tight pants…not so exciting but better than nothing…

Posted in:Emily Blunt

2011

28

Jul

Whitney Port’s Stupid Shorts of the Day

Call me weird, but I like my bitches in ill-fitting shorts that make me imagine they are wearing shit filled diapers underneath them…

I just don’t like Whitney Port….even if she’s wearing ill-fitting shorts that make you think of bloomers hiding shit filled diapers underneath them….

But the good news is that the only work Whitney Port will likely get is fetish videos like she was Leighton Meester, and who’s to say, maybe one of those fetish films will be infantilism….and when that day happens…I’ll re-evaluate my opinion of this bitch, cuz if you saw the chicks currently into infantilism, she’d be some much improved quality….I should be her manager, I’ve just figured out where this bitch will shine.

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2011

28

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt Thick Legs of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt makes me hungry and not in a sexual way…but in a get food in my belly to give me that moment of joy to distract me from the fact I’m not that tiny frame with big tits who everyone wanted to fuck anymore, but I am a hefty woman struggling with her weight and to find heels high enough to make my legs look like, cuz I can’t land a man, or really hold his interest enough for him to marry me, not even with my well trained mouth and throat muscles thanks to endless nights filled with ice cream, donuts, pizza and cake….I mean unless you count the loser fans who’d get with me like I was Britney and they were K-Fed, you know for the novelty of the whole thing, and for the better life I can provide, cuz reemember I’m rich! kind of way….

Here are some pics of her thick legs…

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