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2011

17

May

Tori Spelling Pumping Gas of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting pictures of Tori Spelling….I really don’t and never did find her hot ever when she was 16 and on TV…even though she had implants in a time I didn’t find implants cheap and easy entertainment, you know when implants were a mythical object that average girls didn’t get, reserved for strippers and playboy chicks, before realizing there’s nothing like a hot set of natural tits, and implants are cheap copies….so to post these pics makes no sense…unless maybe I’m into her billionaire ass pumping her own gas like some grease monkey…but I don’t think it’s that.

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2011

17

May

Kim Kardashian Fat Back of the Day

Kim Kardashian has a fat back and I figured I’d post it because you all need to realize that she’s not someone with any fucking sex appeal, unless you own a restaurant, that’s not an all you can eat place, but a by the pound kinda spot, cuz this pig, like all pigs, likes to eat…

I’m tired of her being celebrated, I’m tired of her making money, I’m tired of people thinking she’s hot, but for some sick reason, I’m not tired of watching her suck a black cock…cuz pornstars, despite being unimpressive and trash, at least they get fucking naked and fuck….I just don’t like when they pretend they are all luxury and high class….when really they just gutter porn trash, no matter how much money they have or have made…

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2011

17

May

Christina Aguilera Fat of the Day

Today is about fat chicks. Partially because I have a fat wife and I want to punish you with pussy you once wanted to fuck and still will fuck but with a totally different outlook on fucking, cuz now she’s a doughy fucking mess but also because I saw a group of morbid obese chicks in the park doing some fat chick exercise class and it was hysterical, all the panting and hard breating just from trying to get up off the ground, made for entertainment a circus in the 30s would have paid big fucking money for, but instead that I have to politely gawk at cuz society’s gone all nice and PC and pointing and laughing is a thing of the past…Sucks.

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2011

17

May

Kirstie Alley at her Skinniest of the Day

So Kirstie Ally did Dancing With the Stars to get skinny and I was convinced she was going to drop dead, you know since she’s been a fat fucking pig the last decade, but she survived and this is the result of all her hard fucking workin’ and turns out she’s still fucking fat…and will probably bounce back to fatter than ever in the next few months, but for now she’s probably feeling all sexy and shit and that disgusts me….unfortunately, dancing with the stars didn’t do shit for her old saggy face…

Good times.

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2011

17

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My morning hangover dump took place an McDonalds where I was forced to watch CNN with a bunch of Retirees and homeless people. Together we ate like old family friends and I learned that Arnold Schwartznegger fucks the help and knocks them up, I learned that French President in Training, Rape the Help, and I learned that Basketball coaches are fags.

Oh what a glorious morning….I still think Ginger Spice ass flashing is the high point of this day in history.

Old Man Rides an Escalator For the First Time WTF – VIDEO
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Jennifer Aniston’s Oral Sex Partner Dies.
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Power Ranking the Sexiest Fanbases in the NFL
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Free Cam Shows for a Dreary Tuesday
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That Cunt That Was Giving Her 8 Year Old Botox Lost Her Kid
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Magic Fail LOL – VIDEO
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How About Some Laura Dore?
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Blonde Amateur and a Dildo
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Meet Kalli – VIDEO
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Drunk Party Sluts. Yup
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Guess Which A-Lister Fathered a Baby With His Bitch on the Side and Hid It From His Wife For Ten Years?
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2011

17

May

Miley Cyrus Topless and Getting a Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus is using twitter properly…Some say she’s topless, but I see no nipple…but I do see how girls slowly turn trashy….if anything this is just a good lesson in how prison tattoos or girls who want to look like they have prison tattoos are created….It’s like the birth of gutter on the richest piece of ass out there…right before my eyes….

Fancy.

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2011

17

May

Ginger Spice Flashes Her Hot Mom Ass of the Day

I’m pretty sure that Geri Halliwell was well aware of the outfit she was wearing, the position she was squatting in, the level of wind and the presence of paparazzi, and I think that’s what make these pics kinda hot, despite the fact that she’s a mom, she’s old, and all that other obvious stuff that present red flags and warning signs against her sexuality, you know the barriers and challenges he has to fucking face everytime she tries to get a dude to jerk off to her, but I think she’s almost done it. That’s one great ass. Next time, let’s have her lose the tennis panties that are so thick you might as well be wearing pants, but for now, this is good enough for me….even if her underwear are so not her regular underwear, and look like they were stolen from a 12 year old, and put on for this moment in history…..works for me…

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2011

17

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m like Peter Jennings or that gay guy from the morning show in this bitch, or Barbara Walters but with a smaller dick. It’s like I’m a fucking investigative journalist, something I always knew I was good at when it came to scoping out weird porn, but now it is a skill I’ve brought to the mainstream, even though I don’t actually actively search for the stepNEWS, they are just mailed into me, but I’m allowed to pretend I work and have skills, it is important for my low self esteem and self worth….

FL Teen says she was attacked at school
Lake Mary High School student Christina Martinez says she was attacked by another teenager nearly two weeks ago

Cops Probe Alleged Plot To Sicken Kids
Police in suburban Philadelphia are investigating an alleged plot to sicken children on a school trip and then sue for damages.

Relaxation brownies, perfectly legal
There are brownies out there that promise to make you feel very mellow — but the ingredients aren’t what you might think.

Vatican releases new abuse directive
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican is coming under heavy criticism after releasing new directives about how to handle clergy sex abuse.

Push to ban sex at home during divorce
BOSTON – A new bill on Beacon Hill would ban parents from engaging in sexual relationships within the home until their divorces are final.

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2011

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS. Follow me on TWITTER, cuz my traffic to the site is dying hard and I figured we might as well stay friends while we can…or not.

I just got nothing else going on, except maybe chatting with girls about what they masturbate to. Always good time.

J.Lo’s Too Old and Mom-Like To Be Wearing a Spider Web Catsuit….That Booty is Just Fat…
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Victoria’s Secret ‘What is Sexy?’ Event
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Jake Gyllenhaal is Totally a Homo – PHOTO
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Web Cam Slut Time
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Drunk Slut Bathes at the Beach
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Rihanna Showing Off Her Nipple Ring Again
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Girls Who Get Naked and Day, Month or Year. Cuz THey Were Raised Properly.
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Cam Shows Are Better to Masturbate To Than Porn Cuz It is Interractive
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Katie Holmes in the Pool Pictures
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Drunk And Slutty
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Cheryl Tweedy’s Hot Cleavage
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Meet a Vacation Whore
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Free Cam Shows
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Guess Who is Back in Rehab?
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Girlfriend and Her Friend Get It On
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The Best Dating Decisions in Baseball History
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Sexy Toys Sexy Times
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Kate Moss Nip Slip
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New Hollywood Sluts in Cannes
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Who is This Chelsea Kane Bitch?
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Vanessa Hudgens Doing Her Best Hooker Impression
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Monika Pietrasinska Brings the Hotness
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Selena Gomez Starts Things Off Nicely
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Jesus Christ, It Turns Out Lady Gaga and Madonna Are Fucking RELATED
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Baguette Fight? WTF?!
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Nip Slips LOL!
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How About Some rosa Acosta
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Black Dalia: Must Watch Wife’s Reaction After Caught Trying To Kill Husband! [Video]
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Jayme and Jana Get It On
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Lily Cole Panty Upskirt
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Some Christina Aguilera, Just Because
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Lesbians in Lingerie
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Mmmmmmm Kelly Brooke
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WTF is With Her Hat?
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Yeah I’d Bang Naya Riviera
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Two Hot Teens On a Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who the Fuck Tells a Model Off For Being Topless? VIDEO
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Meet Melissa Riso
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Batman Gets a Beatdown – VIDEO
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The 10 Best (and Most Unrealistic) Graduation Speeches in Fictional History
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Who is Lucy Hale and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her
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Britney Spears Still Looks Great With a Little Photoshop
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Ciara Rocks a Tiny Bikini
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Ciara’s Big Tits In A Bikini Leaves Me Misty
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Michelle Rodriguez And Her Ass Crack Invade Cannes
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Audrina Patridge Brings Her Wonky Tits To Vegas. Here They Are…
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Jwoww And Her Tits Visit Italy
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Arnold Schwarzengger’s Kid Is As Arrogant As He Is…
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