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2019

02

Oct

Rita Ora Panties of the Day

Rita Ora is in a diaper for this new photoshoot because she’s a keen performer who caters to as many people she can by producing content for all of their obscure niche fetishes are….

She is the kind of girl who aims to please because she wants this fame thing so bad…she’ll work it harder than any other girl…whether it’s doing media, going on dates with producers, appearances, fucking a Kardashian, going to events..working it for the paparazzi….and using her big tits for attention…..and hard work pays off because she is now famous…..but in order to maintain that fame, or get more famous, you start needing to hit the niches like this baby diaper shit…she should probably try to sell…as the biggest fucking pair of underwear out there….on some Mormon underwear level…making us confused cuz everything else about her screams “SLUTTY”…but these panties scream mom on her period cleaning the bathroom.

HERE she is looking dumb at a fashion week event..

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2019

02

Oct

Elizabeth Gillies Cute Dog of the Day

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The saddest thing about every last celebrity titty blog from the early to mid-2000s is that no virgin loser who think he is important cuz his nerd site gets him millions a year in advertising money, despite still being that virgin loser, will say some dumb joke about Elizabeth Gillies and her PUPPIES….cuz puppies is nerd core word for tits…

Instead, as the last celeb titty blog from the mid-2000s standing….I am forced to do it as a tribute to the assholes I hated in this game, my rivals, who may have won financially, but who didn’t win in keeping a useless site no one cares about..

Speaking of no one caring about….here’s Elizabeth Gillies tits…I have no idea who she is.

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2019

02

Oct

Imani Williams Dark Nipples of the Day

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IMANI WILLIAMS is some up and coming singer you’ve never heard of. I accidentally clicked on her video links on her twitter and I totally understand why she’d be out there braless so her nips pop when she’s hit with the flash…it’s a good tactic to get some media hits because people like tits.

I do think the whole nipple on the red carpet thing is great, but it may become less and less of a relevant or important talking point as more and more girls do it. It’s not a organic / accidental nipple flash, those don’t happen anymore, it’s more shameless clickbait, with no discomfort, or embarrassment, or seeing something they don’t want us to see, making it all boring..like fast food.

But us celeb titty pervs, who will look at any nips, they don’t need to be celeb, just as long as they want to be celebs hanging at seemingly exclusive events we aren’t invited to…cuz this girl is not a celeb yet…but she wants to be…and is using her tits to get there…and we’re here encouraging cuz a girl with her tits out, will be a girl with her pussy out when tits out just isn’t enough..

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2019

02

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger and her plastic looking tits, on her hard body, that at 45 must be on the HGH like the other body builders, but we can’t be too sure, maybe they are natural….like the rest of her…a natural beauty….that came out of the womb like this..and great into this muppet Kardashian organically…I mean there must be a baseline human, a patient ZERO if you will, that the plastic surgeons based their look off of, it couldn’t have been off a blow up doll, even if it looks that way.

She is in a bikini for the sake of the half naked instagram content…that gets her likes…

So despite calling her a dude, who fell into stripping after taking on some female hormones, to win as the Vegas GoGo Dancing Showgirl cuz the no period thing meant no blackout dates…only to go onto be a Pussycat Doll, you know a rags to riches story of success…only more a cut off dick and learn to dance or learn to dance then cut off your dick so you know it’ll work out for you story…

I’m into half naked content for instagram. It allows you to separate the the real creators with the inspiring ideas….from the waste of time creators who don’t get half naked.

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2019

02

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Tits of the Day

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We have a theory that LILY ROSE DEPP is Johnny Depp’s best role.

Not in a “his role in the world” or his contribution to the world….or his legacy….being the fact that he knocked up some French bitch and made a baby to live out that entitled daughter of a celeb life….

I mean his actual best role…where he is in Hollywood Movie Magic Make Up, taking another go at life…this time as a girl…you can tell by her legs.

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2019

02

Oct

Lottie Moss Titty Mole of the Day

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Lottie Moss and her titty mole or maybe it is an AIDS lesion, she looks like the kind of girl living her best GAY MAN life of luxury, going to all the fashion parties, going to Ibiza, being on Reality TV….taking PREP so that she can’t get AIDS on her fucking quest….all while riding the last name harder than a Kardashian…or pretty much anyone with any possible celebrity connnection…it’s a TIKTOK trend “Famous Relative Check”…because people care about useless people if they have a less useless but well known person as a relative…and that is fucking weird to me…

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2019

02

Oct

Bebe Rexha Got Them Tits On of the Day

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BLETA aka Bebe Rexha her real name is BLETA…hot fucking name..I think that’s the sound I make when trying to take a lactose intolerance hepatitis / pacreaitis / bad diet so it is hard shit through my very swollen shut hemorrhoided ass, like a fucking football through a garden hose….if you know what I mean…

She is the Albanian 30 year old fat pop chick with an ego, I guess she doesn’t do enough psychedelics, you know to lose her ego, some micro dosing, toad licking, mushroom and LSD, deep breathing, higher consciousness, state of enlightenment, all the BROS are into cuz they listen to ROGAN…because instead of just chilling on her song writing credits, she need to get into popstar face, like black face, and pretend to be a popstar, that has seemingly worked out alright for her, but that seems a little too little too late cuz she’s 100 fucking years old in Popstar years…

SO….

That’s about all I have to say about that, oh…and she’s ugly.

Here she is with Angelina Jolie

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2019

02

Oct

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

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I’ve written this o a variation of this in the past.

I can’t bring original thought or ideas to a post about a person I literally do not give a fuck about, or even remember exists….but Barbara Palvin the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

Remember the out-dated dying brand has ties to EPSTEIN, they basically FINANCED his life and is the key to 70 percent of his pervert wealth….they know human trafficking…

Now thanks to the pressure of the media, trying to pretend they are “woke”, because VS is tired of taking shit for not hiring fat chicks, or trans, or fucking amputees with skin diseases, diabetes and AIDS, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, let trans people rock your shit, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, or look at fat chicks…cuz fat chicks are gross.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

02

Oct

Emma Roberts – Still Skinny – Still Reading of the Day

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While Emma Roberts’ boyfriend who she beat up and who may be her fiance, probably a marketing initiative of the Ryan Murphy Gay Sex TV Empire, because people like shows better when the two characters on the show are fucking in real life. GLEE did it too. Until Lea Michele’s gay lover killed himself from trauma he endured in the forced sex his contract forced him into, all while Gwyneth Paltrow’s gay husband watched….they are weird people at the Ryan Murphy Gay-Dom of TV hits…

She’s out here giving those of into skinny girls who read an erection.

Not that reading is that impressive of a skill, or even that hot, but this is the era of girls taking selfies, watching other folks living their lives on social media , getting their news off MEMES and angry tweeters…reading only happens when reading the captions in their favorite youtuber youtube video about how they went shopping….trying to position themselves as smart…while being uneducated, uninformed idiots who think what they say has meaning or substance because they heard it somewhere…likely a TIKTOK….

Not that reading makes you smart, but I like the concept, or seeing a girl dive into a book, tuning out all that noise and screentime, being present in their head, in their book, it’s relaxing, soothing, somee ASMR but less fucking creepy.

I guess being a product of Eric Roberts unintentional sperm donation has worked out alright for her and the rest of you need to follow her lead and read a damn book you morons..