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2019

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of the weekend was teen girls taking instagram looking pics in the park. Not cuz of the girls but because 6 or more dads casually watched like they weren’t watching perverts…even though they are perverts…who have wives and kids and still do that shit…

I think they were style or outfit pics because the fatter one changed a solid 7 times and the skinny one 4 times….I liked the bike short crop to look, and it was fun to see how they set up a pose, one leg forward to make the booty pop…they were there for at least 40 minutes…pretty efficient. I could count at least 250 pics were taken in that time…..and I think one of them is dating a guy named Jack who is taking her to an all inclusive over Thanksgiving weekend (which is in two weeks in Canada) and the other one has to work on her assignment for her Humanities class that made them watch the movie Amadeus the first week of school…which she hated….the bigger one’s family has a condo in Florida but her dad is more into skiing so they never get to go visit…but when they do she always hits up South Beach…they love watching TikTok, but haven’t committed to the content strategy yet. Do they want to do funny or sexy, they aren’t sure. They both agree that this one DJ, I couldn’t quite hear his name from my vantage point is awesome, and they are super stoked to go see him again…apparently they know the promoter and have VIP access…they implied they’d suck his dick if they could, but that could have been my imagination because she was in a lacy bikini top at the time…but yeah those 6 dads were so obviously watching them and it was definitely creepy of them. I should have said something…

Here’s how silly instagram really is for tourism…

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Angry Walmart Shopper in a a Spots bra
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Aaron Carter’s Insane Face Tattoo
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Two Women Attach Each Other with Baseball Bats
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The Most Popular Breast Feeding Video on Youtube
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Carrie Bradshaw Got Big Tits and a Zombie Face
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Slow Motion Footage of Liquid Fire
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Misuse of Power Gets Punished
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Elon Musk on Space
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Sandler in a Dramatic Movie Called Uncut Gems
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Man VS 4 Armed Robbers
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Scorcese’s Irishman Trailer…
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2019

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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How Dare You ….

Have you been watching that Greta video on repeat being terrified by her vibes…or are you one who buys into her performance…that is an over the top performance but you believe that is passion because you don’t have passion in your life….

How Dare You ….

I had to turn it off because she was way too dramatic and intense….and ridiculous…

How Dare You ….

I ignored the initial hype, I didn’t bother watching what I assumed was one of Epstein’s girl talking about climate because I couldn’t believe any conversation could be more boring…

I didn’t fully defend her, but I did think it was funny that grown men were mad at some kid that the media is using as a puppet in an old conversation….

How Dare You ….

But today….she is in Montreal so all the media is about how big a deal she is. So I saw her and it raped my brain and soul…not because of our mass extinction….

How Dare You….

But because it was hardly a good performance…full fucking clickbait….her agent father and Opera singer mother didn’t train her right…

How Dare You….

It is the weekend, don’t use straws, or single use plastic, or breathe….but do get drunk and fuck all the eager to please girls trying to live their best porn life…

Here are some links….

Dog Takes Out Insta Whore
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Natalie Portman’s Hot Dress
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GIVE ME YOUR FACE ID – HILARIOUS GIRL VS Boyfriend Brawl
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Thursday Night Football Brawl…
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Megan Fox – MUPPET FACE
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CATFIGHT OF THE DAY
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Jason Bateman’s New Project is Recycled and BEEN DONE so Hollywood’s like “DO IT AGAIN”…
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How Fender Guitars are Made
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Big Booty On Stage
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The Dude Who Created the Labradoodle Regrets it
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FETISH CON 2019
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Hollywood Costume Designer’s Racist Rant
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Nic Cage VS a Jaguar
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Facebook Employees are Depressed
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Moose on Trampoline
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Kim K was in a Tupac Video at 14
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Karlie Kloss See Through
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Dog and Owner Reunited
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Gas Station Encounters
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Friendly Bear
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Kids Save Dog from Snakee
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Cindy Buna See Thru
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Real Fire and Ice Reaction
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Drummer VS Cross at Church
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Friendly Truck
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Nude Model of the Day
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Stallone and Schwarzenger Roasting
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RED HOT…
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CELEB NUDES!
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Julie Schlaefer Got TIts
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Anna Kendrick in a Slutty Party Dress
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Ivanka Trump – Big Hard Nip Tits
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Zoey Deutch Making Appearance…
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Lorena Rae not Bobbitt VS Model Catalog Pics
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Lorena Rae at a GALA
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Eiza Gonzalez Lame Photoshoot
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Bella Hadid Dumb Titty Drop
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Jasmine Sanders in a Dress
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Gwyneth Paltrow at an Event
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Lucy Boynton – you’ll want to BOY her Ton and by Ton I mean her CUNT HOLE
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January Jones in a Single Mother Outfit
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Gwen Stefani Legs
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Elsa Host Catalog Pics
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Dildo Spin Bike
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Threesome of the Day
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THIS IS US – NUDITY
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WTF IS THAT?
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Milf in 2019…
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3 am Musings is the Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Jemma Lucy Leaked Nudes
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Silly Booty Shake in Leggigns
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Girl in Stockings..
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Painful Fake Creampie
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Bolt On Tits by the Sea
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Bree Louise the TikTok Porn of the Day
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8 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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You Sure You’re 18?
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Great Life Choices.
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2019

Sep

Bree Louise The First Naked TikTok Porn Thot of the Day

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They say TIKTOK is the future…but I guess it is the future of porn.

All the younger people who are bored of instagram are on it doing dumb dances to hit songs, because I guess they like dancing….and shit is going viral, new talent getting millions of followers like it was instagram…only better cuz instagram sucks…

All the younger girls are making slutty dance videos, I’ve been on it a few times, I appreciate the simplistic comedy, some are really clever…but I barely get seen the slutty content…I get all the weirdos, amputees and old trash doing weird shit, which I find more amazing that young girls being slutty…I am old, desensitized and don’t need more hot girls producing content to get famous….I see it everyday…and prefer compelling weirdos being weirdos…tits are interchangeable…but freaks are so unique and fascinating…it is interesting…

But sometimes, magic happens in the field of slutty…..

I wouldn’t say that this is the MOST brilliant marketing hustle of all time, but it’s pretty great…

This girl is named Bree Louise, she is obviously an Australian all slutty, hot and laid back…She got big on TIKTOK doing the young slutty dances…cuz she’s a gymnast and contortionist….then she got deletde, turned 18, turned to porn cuz porn is mainstream, edgy, and cool to these young idiots….

More interestingly, shestarted an account on one of those sites that allows girls to run their own member porn site….that they can drive their followers to…and now she does side by side videos of her dancing on TikTok, where she generates her leads…and drives them to her member site where they get to see the same dance naked.

So simple, so efficient, so busty…this is what dudes want and she’s figured it out and is getting paid. This is my kind of entrepreneur….just getting naked whilst having a great naked body for the people to watch get naked…and by people I mean old fucking pervs…

It is safe to say she will regret this in a few years, but in the meantime take it all in…as far as I’m concernede this is well fucking done…well fucking executed and the future….the merging porn with mainstream…cuz in our era we’d be lucky if she worked as a bartender, this generation gets to see her cunt get fucked…..

She is on INSTAGRAM , she is on TIKTOK and Pornhub….cuz I guess they find being in porn cool…and if you CLICK HERE you can see some of her porns..

TRUST ME, I don’t endorse porn or pornstars and avoid posting them on this site but this is just too good, funny, amazing to ignore…young people so horny…

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2019

Sep

Halle Berry Erotica of the Day

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Halle Berry may be the whitest black girl to ever play a black girl in a racist Hollywood that needed their black talent to be half white so they are less scary to the executives and preferably raised in a white community, having no contact with black people, like they were Halle Berry or Drake. It is just more manageable, plus you get a white person playing a black person to their best ability, giving black folk false idols, cuz bitch is just in Black Face and they have no fucking idea…

Halle Berry is hot, has a hot body, and I respect and endorse her career, even though every overly black part she’s done has screamed black face to me…because it was…but I especially endorse and respect her big tits…

I am glad that despite being old as shit, she’s been able to get onto social media, figure out the apps and what is important content for those apps…and she can really showcase her daddy issues thanks to never meeting her dad but producing slutty content, that isn’t awful since black don’t crack, or in her case half black genetically but white as fuck in her core being don’t crack…despite being old…she’s still got hot tits…..

This wouldn’t have happened, or didn’t happen years ago because agents wanted to keep a virtual BORDER WALL between talent and fans…but we’re in the direct to consumer age and girl’s out her giving us a taste of how slutty she is at her core…no longer just reserved for the producers at the casting…nice…where’s the butthole?

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2019

Sep

Halsey Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Halsey has fake tits now that she’s got more than 9 dollars to her name….you know so she bought some tits cuz she’s so fucking fake having fake tits make her feel whole or some shit…that I assume makes her feel more confident about using tits to get even further along than she already is…

In case you don’t know or care about Halsey, and I know that I don’t, but I unfortunately know her storyline and marketing hooks because I run a titty site that filters this kind of information to me…it’s terrible…

So the 9 dollars to her name story, is a bullshit story she created early on in her career to give people an angle. To give her more depth. To generate sympathy. To pull the whole uplifting bullshit. To dramatize the reality because people love a rags to riches, American Dream story….

So she said she was homeless, thanks to being from some abusive home, where she was addicted to party drugs and partying, and that sh only had 9 dollars in her BANK, which for those you who don’t know, a Bank is where homeless people store their money, and she claims, this is where it gets good, she claims that she bought a case of redbull to stay up for three days, instead of sleeping on the streets, where she’d surely get raped..

When the true story is bitch was raised to learn instruments like the VIOLIN, which in case you didn’t know is super ghetto trash and something that you learn in all broken homes…I think it is a prerequisite to being ghetto trash “must have one child in violin lessons”……and bitch may have “moved out” of her parents house for a week cuz they were mad about her partying, or maybe they lived too far from the party…so at 18 she said “I’m 18, I can vote, and I vote to leave here, fuck ya’ll”….and bitch may have had 9 dollars she bought redbull with…but she was at the clubs, in the VIP rooms, drinking for free and working the DJs into letting her lay down the vocal track that got her the record deal and that gave us this pile of dog shit called HALSEY…

Don’t believe what the media tells you, it’s not a fake news situation, it’s a fake everything situation as all these fuckers and all the stories we hear are just full of shit…to brainwash you…

But this bullshit story comes with bullshit tits which makes her more fun to hate when she lies..

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2019

Sep

Miley Cyrus Bikini of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is at a 3,000 dollar a night hotel that I am sure she didn’t pay for, but if she did, it doesn’t really matter how much it is, thanks to being richer than fucking god from Disney and her coming of age, coming out, amateur porno tour that brought us things like white mainstream girls twerking, and a whole lot of tits out, pussy out, bisexuality…

I don’t know how much the MILEY EMPIRE makes in a year, but I am sure it probably around 3,000 dollars an hour, every hour, of everday in a year, which works out to be something like 30 million a year…and I don’t think it actually matters, what matters is that she’s bringing her confused sexual identity to this wonderful setting to show off her aging ass, and dopey face like you’d expect her to do….

She’s way too tame even with the whole marriage and divorce and lesbian rebound thing….cuz thee only version of MILEY Worth bothering with was the one who played up being a “weirdo” by being as weird as possible which was pretty fucking lame but more interesting than this basic instagram bitch bikini shit…

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2019

Sep

Lottie Moss Bolt Ons of the Day

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Lottie Moss is riding her half sister, who could be her mom in both age and the fact people are weird and do incest, Kate Moss’ name so hard that you’d think she was a heroin addict rocker dating Kate Moss…but instead she’s some muppet with bolt on tits, showing you the difference between hot in the 90s, when Kate was first becoming an icon for being skinny and hot, while now you can have a lot more thickness and plastic in the mix, not that she’s even comparable to her sister, in anything but some sister fetish porn where you’d probably want to see them dick on dick to see if they have the same pussy genetically…

That’s about all I need to say about that.

HERE IS HER SISTER KATE MOSS AT AN EVENT

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2019

Sep

Sarah Jessica Parker Tits of the Day

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Sarah Jessica Parker the foot face/ hoof looking old lady face…that we’ve all looked at confused over her 40 year career. I remember her on Square Pegs because I am old as fuck…and I’ve consistently thought she was brave to enter Hollywood looking like that…and I’ve consistently been impressed that a face like hers could be an very successful 80s teen in movies before becoming a SUPERSTAR in the 90s with Sex and the City, a show that destroyed the happiness of women everywhere, because they craved the Cosmopolitan, career and designer clothing life ,instead of the happy and fulfilled family life, meaningless sex with randoms over no sex with a husband…even though her real life is no sex with a husband cuz Broderick Bueller is a homo…

Her career pretty incredible, but I allocate 99 percent of that success to her tits…Tits she’s gone ridiculous with in this dress…to divert from the Celine Dion looking face…

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2019

Sep

Sommer Ray Erotica of the Day

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Sommer Ray is some clickbait ass from social media with a stupid amount of followers despite being barely fucking interesting besides her willingness to show her ass..

Why would a brand partner up with her based on her contribution to society, or even her contribution to instagram, seeing as she’s just an ass who does ass content, but as it turns out brand partners are equally whores and partner with wherever the traffic is until some activist SJW screams “CANCEL THAT PERSON”…and they all fucking listen as they don’t want to be cancelled themselves…instead of just saying fuck off get out of here….

Well Sommer is out here doing laundry like she’s ever done laundry, acting like som immigrant bitch who just got to America and is trying to get to that America dream….while living the American dream….maybe offering some irony or thought provoking with her pics about a step back to traditional gender roles of women not actually working, but filling their days doing errands, fucking the milk man, and watching soap operas…you know while husband was out making the money and didn’t have to touch things like kitchens or laundry rooms…..or maybe it’s more a step back to Glamour model days when women posed in pics like these for men’s mags…something that’s ended despite men still existing…thanks to everyone being scared of a little tit, sex appeal and being #MeTooed

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2019

Sep

Shay Mitchell Pregnant Tits of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is knocked up by some CANADIAN VJ who hasn’t been on CANADIAN TV in years, but he has been in Canadian TV Stars that moved to AMERICA to make it in the last 9 months..or at least his cum has been….all these people with the creampie fetish like they are into the risk of breeding, we are animals and instinctively want to breed everytime we fuck, even if it’s with some fat chick we met that night, in an our brains say no, our cumming in her cuz she asks for it, and that’s hot says OK…..maybe the girls like the hormones absorbed in fluid exchanges, the endorphines or whatever is released…

Clearly sometimes the risk is worth it for the dude, not all pregnancy ends in abortion, if anything, it can sometimes be a good way to secure your fucking future with the right girl…like K-Fed did…not right in terms of love, right in terms of manipulating your way in, tricking her into thinking you love her, and allowing you to work on your creative projects by her pool while she’s out there hustling, cuz she believes in you.

Life is sales, everything is sales, so you can sit and sell shit to idiots all day to pay rent on your shitty apartment, barely making it….despite the effort, or you can sell one dumb rich girl and live a life you’d never live if left to your own devices..

MAKE THE RIGHT SALES CALL….Quality not Quantity…

Either way, a nice status play on his part…get that rich as fuck, highly followed, hustling rich kid from West Vancouver, who is likely a total cunt, but too busy to bother with you, so you livee the good life in LA, she makes you a kid to stay at home dad while she’s on her annoying trying to be a “MOGUL” cuz she was on a hit show kick….

You can just fuck off and the get child support of 20k USD a month, which is like 30k Canadian and the kid will grow up to have access to all the best things, best schools, not that that’s part of the plan, as the baby momma is all about instagram and exploiting the fuck out of Social Media for personal gain…so it will become a vapid spoiled idiot…so it’s all positive and so are her massive mom tits, despite the whole ready to drop filled up uterus, that’s gross….

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