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2009

24

Mar

Ashton Kutcher Sings a Song of the Day

I asked Ashton Kutcher over twitter if he was a comedian or just a joke. He never answered me. I told him that he is shit like the smear on Bruce Willis’ dick after he fucks his tween man slit. I actually didn’t say that, but should of, because he’s fucking Demi, who fucked Bruce and who sticks close with the family, making me think on their spiritual escapades and a little too much wine, things can get a little wild….

These idiots are all into Kaballah and have spiritual leaders and shit, so I guess Ashton lacks guidance and is just an insecure little fucker, and that’s why he turned to a mom as a wife and religion to save his vapid soul.

I don’t hate Ashton Kutcher, I’m just saying…..

Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Singing

2009

24

Mar

Some Ginger Spice Leg of the Day

Ginger Spice was out on a date, if you read other sites, you’ll see her tits were busting out and she looked like she was fertile, horny, or about to get her period and ready to take as much dick possible before being forced to take the week off, because it was actually reported that she was on 2 dates with 2 different men, one of them was Guy Ritchie, but that doesn’t matter. What matter is how she’s closing her legs and not showing us her vagina, you know pretending like we all forgot that her getting naked, is the reason she had a career in the first place. I figure stick to your fuckin’ roots whore and let me see how well you’ve aged the past decade.

Posted in:Ginger Spice|Leg

2009

24

Mar

Bridget Marquardt in some Staged Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day

Hefner’s ex girlfriend, like she was every his fucking girlfriend, or anything but a shitty publicity stunt that spunoff into a TV show and tons of media attraction, does some show that involves her being in a bikini, or variation of a bikini, traveling the world rating beaches and pulling stupid stunts on the beach to make the shit more interesting to watch, because this concept is played the fuck out and frustrating. It’s like while all of us assholes sit in our shitty homes, listening to our disgusting pig wives chew their fuckin’ potato chips, pretty much hearing her heart struggle for breathe as she suffocates it with grease, watching this shit, imgagining how great life would be if only we could pay off that credit card debt and grab a few tickets to travel the fucking world, she’s the one living in luxury, getting paid big money, filming this shit while dancing around in a bikini all day, and that is just unfair enough for me to hate it.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Bridget Marquardt

2009

24

Mar

Miley Cyrus Gets a Burger of the Day

So Miley Cyrus went to get a burger and the whole staff decided to make a big deal out of it, I guess their minimum wage life doing menial work all fucking day for them man, who doesn’t let them take sick days, and who gives them a hard time if they show up 3 minutes late, even thought they aren’t paid enough to show up on fucking time, only to get knee deep in fast food slop, hating your life and motivating yourself to get the fuck out of that line of work, maybe go back to school or do a technical program, maybe plumbing or electrician school, even cabinet making, anything but fucking working a burger shop, lacks excitement and celebrities make life a little less depressing, because now you have a story to tell your family and friends that doesn’t involve how shitty your fucking day was because Miley Cyrus came into your life and remembered you, even if that would make my shitty day even shittier, but that’s just cuz I am negative and a hater.

Posted in:Burger|Miley Cyrus

2009

24

Mar

Angel Lola Luv’s Hip Hop Model Photoshoot of the Day

I didn’t watch this video, not because I am racist, but because I am lazy, yes, too lazy to watch fucking videos of big booty hip hop models doing photoshoots for magazines/websites/god knows what the fuck this is, but since I am half asleep and uninterested, I figured it would give you something to watch while I gather my thoughts and decide if life is worth living.

I’ve never heard of this Angel Lola Luv chick, but her name is nice and stripper-like, but I am not really an expert on this hip hop model movement, so check it out if you’re down with brown.

Posted in:Angel Lola Luv|Booty|Tits

2009

24

Mar

Jordan Promoting Her Equestrian Line of Clothing of the Day

Jordan is pretty hysterical. It’s pretty hard to hate her for milkin’ those tits, more than her retard baby did. You know, she’s managed to do so much more shit with silicone than pretty much anyone out there, she’s launched product line after product line, has had sex tapes, makes massive amounts of money, and has the public watching her every move because I guess they find her important, but this tacky line of horse products has got to be one of the ultimate jokes she’s hustled.

I don’t know too much about horseback riding, but I know that not everyone who partakes in the sport is classy, or from old money and I guess there are sluts, prostitutes, trash and farmers that like to go nuts with horses, there are probably perverted parents who like to shock the other parents, by dressing their girls up like this for horseback riding activity day with the school, and even strippers who like to dress like slutty horseback riders for their stage shows or hot date on the merry-go-round cuz they are ironic, so somehow this makes sense, just not to me.

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price

2009

24

Mar

Hayden Panettiere’s Shorts and Haircut of the Day

Everyone is freaking out about Hayden Panettiere’s haircut, you know cuz it’s short and closer to the brush cut she had when she didn’t pretend to be a girl and embraced her penis…I just wanted to say that I am not one of those people.

Posted in:Haircut|Hayden Panettiere|Shorts

2009

24

Mar

Bree Olson Has a Freakout on the Radio of the Day

So Bree Olson was in Tampa doing some shock jock radio show called the Bubba Love Sponge Show, and it didn’t work out too well for her. She did some interview that went well, then agreed to jerk some “blind” guy off, because she has not problem playing along with jokes, or giving hand jobs.

Shit got bad when she found out that the guy she was jerking off, or about to jerk off wasn’t blind. I guess she took it personally, thinking they were making fun of her, or treating her like a fucking idiot and she ended up leaving the show, attacking the camera man. I think it’s pretty amazing.

Now a lot you don’t know this, but I talk to Bree Olson from time to time, and she’s just a fun loving girl who has fun with what she does, has a smile on her face, jokes around a lot and despite her Indianna small town accent, is really just a sweetheart.

Just yesterday I got a text from Bree, you know, since we’re in love, saying something like “i can’t wait to hang out again” or some shit, so these fuckers obviously did something pretty evil to her, and I guess since she’s family, that means they’re my enemies and as my enemies, I will have no choice but to declare war with this shitty Tampa radio show because she was just trying to be a good sport, and burning girls, so that they aren’t good sports for the rest of us, is some evil selfish behavior assholes.

Watch the video, you’ll like it.


To Hear the Audio….
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Posted in:Bree Olson|Freakout

2009

24

Mar

Kim Kadashian Does Complex of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s the new cover girl of Complex, which is pretty convenient, because black guys fucking love her and Complex is all about rap and shit.

I always give her fat ass a lot of hate, but I figure I should lighten the fuck up, sure she’s a whore who used her pussy to get ahead, but there’s nothing wrong with that, that’s why girls have pussies to begin with.

I heard she had dinner with Vera Wang last night to discuss her wedding dress, so this fat ass is going to be hitched pretty soon, so if you have a guilty conscious when it comes to jerking off and can’t seem to get off to another man’s wife, then you better get busy, before it’s too late, not that that’s an issue anyone has, but whatever, I’m trying, give me a fucking break.

Here’s the video….


Here’s the rest of the pictures….
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Posted in:Complex|Kim Kardashian

2009

24

Mar

Cindy Crawford Lathered Up for Allure of the Day

I hung out with Cindy Crawford once, you know in the 90s when she was at the top of her game and I was one of the biggest fashion photographers in the industry, we had a little falling out when I told her to spread that pussy wider, when she was trying to be wholesome and all American and totally against spread eagle pussy shots and she got me kicked out of the industry because she’s just that powerful and my life has been on a downward spiral ever since.

Sure, that story was a total lie, but what difference does it make, it’s the fucking internet, I did see Cindy Crawford a few months ago when she was promoting some shitty furniture line at some discount furniture store, and she was pretty fucking amazing looking, the kind of girl who I should have run up to with my point and shoot camera and ask to spread that pussy wider, only to get escorted out by security, but I didn’t.

I did go to some weird strip club this weekened, where some slow, older stripper in costume got naked and soaped herself on stage, seems a little ambitious for a whore who makes her money when she charges people to grab her tits, but I guess I appreciated the effort.

Here are those allure pics, they hit the internet yesterday, I was napping….

Posted in:Allure|Cindy Crawford|Naked

2009

24

Mar

James Gandolfini Keeps it on the Downlow of the Day

Nothing says closet case like a married man getting a blowjob in a back alley like shit was 1972 and was the only way a gay guy could get some hot sopr-anal. But let’s face it, just because dude plays an alpha male hooker fucker on TV, doesn’t mean he is one, the key word to all this is “actor” and everyone knows that all actors are poofters, straight men are busy working real jobs, it takes the homo gene to make a dude want to prance around on stage trying to get everyone to love you…in fact the whole acting thing is just silly…

Yeah, idiots, you don’t have to email me, I know he’s not getting a blowjob, this is what you call joke gone wrong.

Posted in:Back Alley Blow Jobs|Homosex|James Gandolfini

2009

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this funny email….

We request an immediate removal of your blog on Lesa Amoore posted last September in which you have made slanderous profane remarks, and have illegally posted photos that are copyright protected.
 
If you had spent any time on what you call her “fan” page, you’d realize that it is about her work as a photographer and a writer, not her modeling career- although achieving enough success to be on Vogue covers internationally in a highly competitive career is not something to be discounted.
 
On a personal note, that one could become so aggressively bitter over a polite note sent in response to a “friend” request on a social networking site, makes me truly sorry for your mother:  it must be incredibly disappointing for her to know that she raised a son that has no respect whatsoever for women, mothers, or himself, and has nothing better to do with his time than to create negativity in this world.
 

I have no idea what they are talking about or who this Lesa chick is, September was a long time ago, and real models and celebs don’t bother me, so her level of success is obviously questionable, like I reported but this was my response.

My mother is dead

On a personal note, I love how some useless cunt tries to threaten me to remove copyright material (my fucking writing) but feels the need to inject her personal opinion at the same time, like her opinion fucking matters. It’s just like a cunt who doesn’t know her place in the world, who probably should have never have been given access to a fucking computer, but who is probably ugly, because otherwise she’d occupy her time in a better way, and wouldn’t annoy people like me with her cunt opinion for calling some slut a slut because she uses her pussy to pay the fucking bills.

That’s what modeling is sweetheart and the real question is what Lesa’s mom thinks about her whore daughter prostituting herself, or is she just living out what momma taught her.

Here are my links….

Was Your Day As Fucking Shit As Mine Was? Relax a Little
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Kate Moss May Be a Selfish Bitch, But I’d Still Bang Her
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He’s a ScatMANSON!!
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I Would Most Def Bang Jessica Stroup and So Would You
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Is Keri Hilson a Ho or a Housewife?
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Everyone Needs a Cock Shot!!
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Reece Witherspoon Does Her Best to Pretend She’s Not Middle Aged, and Fails
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Yes, Jesus, Son of God, is a Moron
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Gabriela’s Gallery Makes a Bad Day Better
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Because The Duck Tape That Holds Your Blow Up Doll Together Won’t Hold That Much Longer
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Celebrities Riding Invisible Bicycles is Pretty Amazing
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Striptease of the Day
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Kanye West Has Some Brand New Jack Off Material
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Here’s Some Photos Of Joss Stone Making Out With Another Broad
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The On Kardashian Sister That Doesn’t Make ME Want to Puke
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How About a Britney Spears Camel Toe?
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Nicole Richie is a Wannbe Lady Gaga
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Next Time Katie Price Does a Photoshoot With Ponies, One of Them Better Be Fucking Her
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Lohan Pretty Much Pissed Away All Her Millions
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Eva Longwhoria is All Tied Up
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Introducing Beckie
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Guy Takes Out Sunbathing Girl With a Bucket of Shit – VIDEO
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And That’s What Happens When You Have Idiots For Friends
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Adriana is Getting Ready for Bed
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Find The True Love You Have Been Looking For, And By True Love, I Mean Pussy
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Daft Punk + Disney
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Why Emos Are Retarded
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Cindy CRawford is Pretty Much Naked
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Eva Mendes Lingerie
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Some Amateur Lezzies
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Lauren Conrad Pretty Much Sucks At Everything
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Bask in the Glory of Amanda Bynes Ass Cheeks
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Hanna Hilton Takes Off Her Lingerie
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This Jessica Simpson/Joe Simpson Father/Daught Molestation Relationship is Getting Fucking Weird
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Jane Goody is Dead
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David Letterman Just Ruine His Perfect Life
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A Collection of Banned Family Guy Clips
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It’s Official!!! MEGAN FOX AND DAVID 90210 ARE OVER!!
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Does Anyone Still Watch the Simpsons?
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The 5 Lamest Drinking Games Ever
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Jesus Fucking Christ! White Kids!!
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The Man A-Rod Was Fucking
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The 10 Worst Before they were Famous Commercials
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The Best Medical Condition to Marry – Sexsomniac
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Bonus – Some Brazilian Jungle Drums….

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….Because I Spend Too Much Time on Twitter….


I need 100,000 followers and will cry / Suicide if I don ‘t get there…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

23

Mar

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I went to a club on Friday. Not a single person knew what the fuck my website was. It was humbling, you know, since I sit up here in my luxury apartment counting my internet money all fucking day because I am so fuckin’ internet famous…or not.

I mean, I didn’t really expect people to know the site, I guess I was just hoping they would so that I could use it to get blow jobs, despite knowing that the site sucks…you never know what stupid girls will fall for….

Unfortunately, not for that.

I drank my face off, ended up at two afterparties and drank more, I don’t rememeber any of the night, but I do remember waking up in a park, face down and 3 in the afternoon. I’m happy I survived so that I can post some links to the stepFORUM.

Register to See Everything and Get Involved!
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———Celebs———

Nicole “Coco” Austin @ her b’day party
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Reese Witherspoon Looks Amazing @ Monsters vs. Aliens Premiere
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Jessica Simpson Signs Autographs at Dilliards Dept Store
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Britney Spears @ Tribe Nightclub Montreal afterparty
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Mandy Moore in jeans @ LAX Airport
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Lindsay Lohan in Jean Shorts and NO LEGGINGS!
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Stacy Fergie Ferguson @ Nordstrom
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Selena Gomez Eating at McDonalds
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American Idol “Bikini Girl” Katrina Darrell
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Brittny Gastineau – major cleavage while at Beso
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Holly Madison hosts an evening at Prive nightclub
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Emma Watson stunning @ the PC
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Aishwarya Rai – Unknown Photoshoot
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Michelle Rodriguez @ UK film premiere of ‘Fast & Furious 4′
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Shenae Grimes @ ‘90210’ Season One wrap party
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———Audio Books———

Isaac Asimov – The Complete Robot
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The Book of Unholy Mischief – Elle Newmark
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Isaac Asimov – Nightfall
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———Random——–

Christian, the lion who lived in my living room (video)
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.50 Cal BMG Hard Drive Shoot Out (video)
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Rihanna’s revenge (video)
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———Music———

Barry White – Gold
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Martina McBride – Shine
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The Very Best of Macy Gray
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MxPx – On The Cover II
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Pet Shop Boys – Yes (2CD Special Edition)
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Hot Hot Heat – Elevator
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Athlete – Tourist
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Santana – Best Instrumentals
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The Ramones – Ramones Mania
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Nick Cave – Songs for a November Night
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The RZA Hits
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Neutral Milk Hotel – In the Aeroplane over the Sea
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Beethoven: 9 Symphonies – Gardiner
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AdULTHOOD Soundtrack (2008)
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Wild Sweet Orange – We Have Cause to Be Uneasy
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———E-books———

You should get this book! No, Seriously you should
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US Army Survival Manual
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A History of Beer and Brewing
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———Apps———

USB Lock AP v2.5
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Alarm Clock Pro v8.6.1
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Micro Adobe PDF Editor 6.2
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———Sleaziness———

Diana 3
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Sean Is Holding it down in the Amateurs Thread
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Busty
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Georgia Jones
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Big Mouthfuls – Audrinna Levine
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Courtney Cummz Give A Dirty Handjob!
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Allison – American amateurs (anal outdoor)
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Lexi Belle – TeenyBopperClub
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Yummy ams
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Holy hell, this chick has biggggg Tits
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Hot Brazilian Milf Pamela Butt
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In search of bigger things…
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———Movies and TV———

He’s Just Not That Into You (2009 cam version)
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Dragon Hunter DVDRip
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Empire Of Dreams: The Story Of The Star Wars Trilogy
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The Last House on the Left (2009) CAM
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Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006) DVDRip
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

23

Mar

Some Fashion Show Tit of the Day

I don’t mind models, you know especially if they are the bikini or lingerie kind, it means they usually have decent bodies, or at least bodies you’d want to see half naked, not that I don’t mind seeing any body half naked, at least once, because I think it makes me a better person. Unfortunately, in my line of poverty and almost homelessness, meeting bikini and lingerie models is about as common as one of my friends winning the lottery, sure it probably happens, but I haven’t seen it.

Here is some model busting out of her top at some Fashion Show…

Posted in:Fashion Show|Tit

2009

23

Mar

Who the Fuck is Alex Curran of the Day

Alex Curran is some WAG and that doesn’t mean she’s got a tail, it means she’s some UK Footballer’s wife. So when he’s out fucking groupies, she’s at home spending his money and the whole thing seems to work because he knows she’s just a whore with him because he’s a pro athlete, using him for his money, and she knows that if she wants to keep living the glamorous life of luxury, she’s gotta put up with his shit.

I keep seeing her name come up, so I assume that something’s going on in her personal life, I just haven’t managed to bother researching it, so if you have some time on your hand, you may want to look into that, or not, I mean who really gives a fuck…

Posted in:Alex Curran