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2011

21

Feb

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot New Photoshoot of the Day

I heard that Samantha Ronson, the ugliest human in the history of humans, was tweeting about being in bed with Lohan last week and figured that meant they were both prepping their quest back to being the talk of the boring lesbian town. You know bottom feeding lesbian dykes in Hollywood who need each other to matter.

So I’m not suprised these hot pics of Lohan in some photoshoot that may or may not be from her new “sober” days she’s faking, or if they are from her “heroin” days she couldn’t keep hidden and had to fake rehab to clean up her image, I just know that it makes me wish I was Sam Ronson’s dick for a night…herpes scabs, lesions and all.

I’m a fan of Lohan and everything she does on her quest to dying before 30. It’s pretty much just that simple…

You can tell it is her from the cigarettes and redbull product placement, in case you weren’t sure it was her.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend. Get off the computer. Don’t get off on the computer. Cuz seriously, there are a lot of lonely people out there for you to hang out with that are probably less attractive then the pictures you are in love with on the internet, but real people make you far less pathetic…

But if you insist on being here, click on my links, 5 times if you want, cuz maybe then people will think I am relevant…

On a side note, you can also Follow me on Twitter cuz the number of followers I have make me look like the bottom feeder we both know I am…but dont need to broadcast to the world that I am…

Ok?

Good.

Now, here are my stepLINKS….

Cameron Diaz is Turning Into Madonna – I Called This A-Rod Being a Faggot Who Turns His Women into Men a While Ago
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This is the Shirt
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If You Ever Needed a Reason to Hate the Kardashians, Now You Have
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Remember When Madonna Was a Slutty Foul Mouther Whore? Those Were the Days – VIDEO
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Britney’s Shitty New Video of the Day
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More Megan Fox Sluttiness for Armani
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Paris Hilton Looking Slutty as Always
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Eminem & Pornstar Sasha Grey Film Music Video For “Space Bound” In L.A.
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Jessica Simpson – Laughing All The Way To The Bank. And Probably McDonalds Too.
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Hayden Panettiere And Her Bangable Tight Ass
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Hot and Cool: The Sexiest Awesome Chicks in Sports
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Cam Girls You Will Want to Check Out
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun
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Yael Markovich, Adriana Lima, Justina Maria, Shay Maria Oh My
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Camille Grammer Topless Pics WTF?
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Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes Should Just Get It Over With Already and Have a Cage Match
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Reshma Shetty is My New Fantasy
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Girl Next Door in a Tight Body Rock a Bikini (NSFW)
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Sara Jean Underwood Brings Naked Hotness (NSFW)
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This One is For the Chubby Chasers
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Monique is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Penis Jokes on the News Are Fine By Me – VIDEO
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Ashanti VS Eve – Who Would You Rather?
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Capri Anderson, Clara G., and Jayme Langford Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lil’ Kim No-Panties Pussy Upskirt
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Brooklyn Decker and Anne V Are Another Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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Blonde Babe Has Fun With Her Toy (NSFW) – VIDEO
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More of Kate Upton From SI
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Leggy Hottie in a Burgendy Dress
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More Irina Shayk Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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WHO THE HELL IS THE ARCADE FIRE
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Friday Night Babe Dump
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Dita Von Teese’s New Striptease: French Car Commercial (VIDEO)
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JWoww Wants to Do Playboy Now
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Natalie Zea Sizzles In My Place
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Lady Gaga (almost) Fuckable In See Through Spandex
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Some Nasty Camille Grammer Topless Pics
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I’d Fuck Karissa Shannon, Here’s Why
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Miley Cyrus And Her Mom Gives Me Dirty Thoughts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

18

Feb

Some Webcam Dancing Girl of the Day

Here’s some girl dancing on her webcam because I wanted to demonstrate what the webcam was invented for, in the event you didn’t know….and I want to encourage all of you to use your webcam properly, esepcially if you’re a hot bitch, cuz it may land you shaking your half naked hot body on the internet, giving you a level of celebrity you couldn’t have had two decades ago….and that’s gotta count for something….True story…

How’s that for a sales job? Come on ladies, let’s skype…

The rest of you, just watch the fucking video and realize that real life sluts is better than Hollywood sluts…

Posted in:amateur

2011

18

Feb

Britney Spears’ New Video of the Day

Britney released a new video and apparently it’s a big deal…It’s just another mainstream commercial smut that was puked up and ejaculated on after being shat out by the record labels cuz they know this brand has its audience by the balls. She looks horrible, thick necked and in underwear, the song is shit, the video shit, filled with product placement, from PlentyofFish, to Sony, to Her own line of perfume, cuz that’s all this bitch is, a tool to sell garbage…but I’m posting it anyway, mainly cuz watching Britney beat herself up in front of her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video is almost pornographic, especially if it ends in death…

Who cares. Oh right. Everyone and I have no idea why. Move on people. This is desperate and sad. Let her be a mom and age gracefully instead of humilating herself like this. Seriously.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

18

Feb

Traci Dinwiddie and Necar Zagedan Tits in Elena Undone of the Day

I’ve never heard of Elena Undone…but after reading the Synposis…I can’t believe I let this one pass me by without having seen it so many times I know it by heart….

Fate brings two diversely different women together, and sets them on a collision course that will shatter their preconceived notions about love, life and the power of one’s soul.

This is some straight to DVD smut that I can’t believe actually happened, before remembering how shit Hollywood quality control is, but at least they had naked bitches in love…I mean, how could a movie suck when it has as much depth as a college party with girls looking for male attention…

This movie stars the Traci Dinwiddie better known as Bo Ho Chic / Sam the Waitress in an episode of Dawson’s Creek and Necar Zagedan better known as Salumeh Farooq in an episode of CSI Miami….naked and kissing…

All this to say, lesbianism is dull on all levels…except maybe when it takes place on my dick….but this clip is okay cuz there’s tits and that’s all it takes for me.

Too bad I ruined this movie you’d never see by showing the best parts….

Posted in:Necar Zagedan|Traci Dinwiddie

2011

18

Feb

Anne Vyalitsyna Naked for Tush of the Day

Anne Vyalitsyna is some Russian, 24 years old pussy that didn’t need to use the sex trade to escape the iron curtain, but instead used her fashion modeling, not that she really had to escape any communist rule, I’m pretty sure she was born after the fall of communism, so bitch never had to wait in line for rationed tampons, making her a lot less fun that the bitches you can show pictures of war torn communities to, in order to make them respect your shitty apartment, when their high maintenance ass tries to escape you, cuz they don’t respect that you bought them, because they expected the Hollywood American dream and not the real American Dream…

That said, she’s naked in some magazine called Tush. You can see nipple or pussy lip, but it’s good enough for a Friday when no one is reading…not that they ever do.

Posted in:Anne Vyalitsyna

2011

18

Feb

Rachel Bilson’s Weird Fucking Hips Bore Me of the Day

Fuck Rachel Bilson is boring. I thought she’d turn her career around, and make up for year sof lost publicity stunt opportunity of slutting out for the paparazzi in bikinis like the other sluts when she escaped from Star Wars, but instead she’s just as fucking boring…making me notice all her flaws…like these triangular birthing hips that I don’t remember from when she was 18 and on the OC….End of an era. Who cares.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

18

Feb

Mila Kunis’ Ass Doing Lunges in Jeans of the Day

If you’ve never seen Mila Kunis doing lunges before, you know cuz you don’t go to her fancy gym and your not her personal trainer, cuz that would go against you being fat and lazy and married to your couch and fridge in your mom’s basement… Well…Now you have.

Not that it’s all that exciting, but then again, nothing excites me…..so I’m not really the one to decide these things…I’m no expert..If anything I just get annoyed by it. So I’ll leave the virgin fan boy shit to you.

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2011

18

Feb

Kelsey Grammer’s New Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

There’s all this Frasier Crane gossip going around….his Playboy fake tit stripper/call girl recently ex-wife and mother of his kids telling people he wears women’s underwear when he fucks and that he has other weird sexual issues…that I don’t really understand why people would care to know about….or why anyone is surprised, I mean he’s this Frasier motherfucker hasn’t been on TV for a decade and is a guy who I thought was British for the entire run of his show I never watched cuz it was boring and he maybe best known as the voice of Sideshow Bob but still pretty irrelevant…

Now he’s on vacation with his soon to be new wife, Kayte Walsh, who everyone is making a big deal about how fast moving he is, even though he has probably been dating for years, but it only hit the media, so they assume he’s jumping from one whore to another and the whole thing confuses me as much as it bores me, but here’s the bitch in her bikini anyway…

Posted in:Kayte Walsh|Kelsey Grammer

2011

18

Feb

SI Models Do Twitter of the Day

I guess to further support the SI marketing campaign, they’ve had their models release some slutty pictures of themselves on twitter to generate some buzz, something I fully support on all levels, cuz seeing any bitches half naked for attention, is a fucking winning strategy to me, they don’t even have to be SI bikini models, I’m good with anything with a vagina slutting out, even animals, it’s kinda my thing…

So here’s Kate Upton, the one who looks like a pornstar, with a couple of the other models, loving their recent celebrity, happy they don’t have to throat fuck on camera for the same exposure…

This may be a simple and obvious hustle to get noticed, but sometimes simplicity is the key to success and I am pretty surethis is one of those times…Good hustle. You’ve got a long and prosperous career ahead of you, I mean, until you turn 30….cuz 30 is when models expire..

HEre are the Twitpics of love…I should follow them, but they don’t follow me , and that hurts my feelings.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller|Anne V|Kate Upton

2011

18

Feb

Some Hilary Duff Ass of the Day

Yeah…Hilary Duff and her thickness is boring….Yeah…she got married to a hockey playing billionaire….and pretty much died to me…her back got hthick and masculine cuz hockey playing billionaires only play pro hockey cuz they like the locker room…meaning that her pussy is used in all the team building initiation events… while homie jerks off…but even though she’s passed around like a Lizzy McGuire trading card or stuff by Hilary Duff panties at a pedophile convention…and I love sluts who get passed around, she still bores me…but for some reason I am posting the pictures anyway….a reason I don’t understand…but assume it’s gotta do with the marketing machine behind her that’s got me brain washed.


Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

18

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some of the latest news – cuz I’m the new Regis motherfuckers….brining the nonsense everyfucking day with a cartoon like swagger…

Feds Break Up Sex Slave Ring – BOOOOOO!

A modern day international sex slavery ring has been broken up right under our noses. Since 1999, federal investigators say young Mexican women and girls have been smuggled into an east Houston compound, then forced to work as prostitute

Firefighter accused of drug dealing cuz He’s a Real Hero….
ichard Desimone is a Newton firefighter, but police say the 42-year-old is also a drug dealer who resorted to violent threats because he was trying to collect money owed to him.

Metro Police Investigating Fight
The Metro Police Department is investigating an apparent fight between two teenage boys that has been posted on the internet.

Woman claims site violates basic rights – Stop Whining – The Internet is the Futre…

YPSILANTI, M.N. – A Michigan woman is extremely offended after a picture of her mom was posted on a controversial website.

Caught on Tape: Naked Burglar in FL
Caught on Tape: Naked Burglar in Florida

Caught on Tape: Bus driver attacked in Florida

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

18

Feb

SI 2011 Have Another Party I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Here’s another press wall for the SI 2011 Swimsuit promo tour with a lot of the models you can see naked in the magazine…..I’m riding this shit out as hard as SI is…

Some looked like strippers. Some looked like pornstars. Some looked like prom dates. Some looked like beauty pageant girls. Some looked liked they were ripping lines of heroin in the bathroom. Some looked like they just got off the boat. All were worth fucking….and I wasn’t invited.

I did one of these yesterday, here’s another one….different day, different dresses, same pussy…

Ayssa Miller

Jessica Gomes

Damarais Lewis

Esti Ginzburg

Kate Upton

Chrissy Teigan

Genevieve Morton

Shannon Click

Cintia Dicker

Bruna Schmitz

Anne V

Brooklyn Decker

Izabel Goulart

Kenza Fourati

Jessica White is Black

Irina Shayk

Posted in:SI 2011

2011

17

Feb

Holly Branson Flashes Cooch of the Day

Based on these pictures, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Holly Branson is not a virgin, despite Virgin giving her the life you only dream of, with billion dollar trust funds and probably one of the coolest dads, who for some reason raised some trash that’s trying to Paris Hilton with her dyed hair, going to clubs and shit…cuz this is the generation of sex tapes and pussy flashes to be cheap famous to differentiate yourself from the cool media empire your dad created, even though without that media empire, or your dad, you’d just be flashing your cooch at the college bar unless of course this is just a good timing on the paparazzi’s part, in which case I take it back….

Either way, she’s got what looks like a great ass and I want to be her personal assistant….I take great notes with my tongue…as long as the pad I’m writing on is moist and fleshy…

Posted in:Holly Branson

2011

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Ps. I’m drunk.

Here’s are my stepLINKS….

Celine Dion’s Fatty Tits of the Day
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JWOWWW Wants to do Playboy
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Almost Sold Out
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Taylor Momsen Bent Over On Stage IS Totally Fuckable
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Lil Wayne Breaks Guinness Record for Most Facebook Likes
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Karissa Shannon, Topless And Wet
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The Fact Elisabetta Canalis Hates Children Makes Me Wanna Bang Her Even More Cuz I Hate Kids Too – Especially my own…
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Sluts Who Will Get Your Motor
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Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures For Shape Magazine
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Sexy Gamer Girl of the Week – Karima Adebibe (A.K.A Lara Croft)
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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These Girlfriends Like to Play With Each Other (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Sexiest NHL Ice Girls
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Find the Perfect to Toy to Make Playtime the Most Fun (NSFW)
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Denise Richards Birthday Tits Thorowback
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I’d Bang Michelle Trachtenberg
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Lady Gaga is Wearing a Condom and I Bet You $20 It’s Used
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Meet Sarah Longbottom
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Michelle Hunziker Graciously Shows Us How Flexible She Is…
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Naughty Amateurs (NSFW) – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Christine Teigen
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A Tattoed-Nerdy Hottie (NSFW)
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Male to Female in 14 Months with the Creepiest Music Ever – VIDEO
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And Here’s the New Wonder Woman
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JAYME LANGFORD Assumes the Position (NSFW)
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Father Of Family Singing Group “The 5 Browns” Charged With Sexual Abuse Of His Children
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Asian Cutie Cause Having Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Katalin Kiraly Strips Down (NSFW)
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Andy San Dimas – A Most Excellent Pornstar Interview (NSFW)
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Bar Refaeli Casual Hotness
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Busty Lola On Video (NSFW)
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Carla Ossa Swimsuit Shoot
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Cutey Takes Her Dog For a Walk
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Damaris Lewis is a SI Swimsuit Model That Isn’t Getting Nearly Enough Coverage
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Hot Teen Plays With Herself (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce is Looking Good
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Striptease of the Day
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Ashley is Pure Nude
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The 11 most amazing toys of the 1990s
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“Halie” (Heather From The Ocho Cinco Show)
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Lady Gaga Has No Pants on as Usual
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The 10 Sexiest Models of Fashion Week
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Geri Halliwell Grabs A Handful Of Her Big Tits
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OJ Simpson Beaten To A Bloody Pulp In Prison. Awesome.
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A Little Rihanna Crotch Rubbing
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

EXCLUSIVE – Jim Belushi Is an Asshole
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Posted in:stepLINKS