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2011

06

Apr

Katy Perry Titty in Concert Pictures of the Day

Katy Perry is the fucking devil…and she’s also got a horrible fucking body…Tits or not…this bitch is build like a fucking thick beast who has no business being anywhere but working the cash at the church bake sale, but who instead is a money making, shitty music making, shitty performing and awkward dancing monster….I don’t get it.

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2011

06

Apr

Diane Kruger Legs of the Day

I thought you could see up this German’s skirt…but turns out you can’t….making these pictures pretty much a waste of your time…unless you like the idea of German pussy better than actual German pussy…you know all militant and efficient…cold and humorless…willing to aggressively shit in your mouth while you’re chained to a fucking cellar wall…in which case…enjoy…

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2011

06

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Tight Pants of the Day

Jennifer doesn’t just love Hewitt….she apparently also loves all you can eat buffets….baked goods…overeating…chips..soda…and anything deep fried…sitting…making her hired Mexican help bring the toilet to her so as to not disrupt her contstant eating…and if you’re not getting what I’m saying here…it’s that bitch is fat and that these picutres are amazing..maybe she should consider a loose fitting skirt or some shit instead of this goodness…I guess she’s trying to recruit a black husband…and I’m loving this doughy fucking mess…especially when I reflect on the glory days of what she was….time may heal all wounds but it sure doesn’t make asses tighter….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

06

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

News that isn’t news but that I am glad that happened – cuz it makes me laugh and feel good about not being on the local news for being an idiot again…amazing…

Caught on Tape: McDonald’s manager punches teen employee

Texas Residents Oppose Adult Store
Residents of Bee Cave are upset at the prospect of Planet K, an adult gift shop and smoke shop opening in their community.

Cops Accused of Sexual Misconduct ID’d
Two Chicago police officers accused of sexually assaulting a woman last week while on duty — partners working in the 23rd District — were arrested after the incident, but have not been charged.

Police: Mom Hits Daughter With Car
Police say this woman struck her 17-year-old daughter with her vehicle following a heated argument.

Students OD on cold medicine
MELROSE – In Melrose, one Middle School student and one High School student had to be taken to the hospital to have their stomachs pumped after overdosing on cold medication to get high.

Car plunges six floors in Orlando
A car fell from the sixth floor of a parking garage with the driver inside.

Man broke into homes during funerals
BROCKTON – A Bridgewater man who admitted to bringing his 4 year-old with him while breaking into houses is now accused of ripping off people who were in mourning.

Beer increases odds of stomach cancer
It looks like the harder you hit the keg, the more you raise your chance of developing stomach cancer.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

06

Apr

Mariah Carey Pregnant and Naked of the Day

People have been bugging me about posting naked or half naked pregnant chicks the last couple of days…

I want to say it was in anticipation for these Mariah Carey naked and pregnant pictures on the cover of Life & Style or whatever this magazine is, but that would be a lie since I didn’t know this was coming…in reality I forgot Mariah Carey was even pregnant…and when I first saw this shit…and I mean shit…I thought she was just getting bold and finally was accepting of her really disgusting and fat body…you know strip it down to prevent another nervous breakdown…..but instead she’s just trying to celebrate her womb and share it with all her fans…cuz she’s a cunt like that…a knocked up cunt…that reminds us that only liars think pregnancy is a beautiful thing….

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2011

06

Apr

The Saturdays in their Bikini of the Day

Here’s the UK Band of Sluts who Make Shitty Music trying to make it in AMerica by getting into bikinis as a group…because you know that all girl bands spend their free time together as a group on the beach together…frolicking in the fucking water like they are best friends…even though before they made the band they didn’t know each other…they just auditioned together and were thrown into the mix together…

The good news is that it starts with staged bikini pics, then comes the pussy and tit flashing, then comes the group sex tape…and it is all in the name of makin’ shitty hits that sell records…

Either way….who cares…bikinis and sluts dying for attention are always a good mix…


To See the Rest of the Pics
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Posted in:The Saturdays

2011

06

Apr

Summer Glau in the Worst Kind of Topless of the Day

I fucking hate when these magazines try to sex up a bitch by getting her half naked, but catering to her needs as someone who doesn’t want to be half naked, cuz that will ruin their image to the losers who watch Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, who are either virgins or trying to learn the English language cuz they just moved here from a remote island and don’t know better…

You see, there’s nothing topless about this shit cuz she’s covering up more than if she had a fucking shirt on. If you’re gonna get topless at least be fucking topless, I’m not saying show the world your nipples, I get that you want to stay wholesome for the weirdo who thinks you are his bride as he masturbates in his mom’s basment plotting how he is gonna stalk you, but at least do shit with a little more fucking body in it…she might as well be posing in a cardboard box peaking her fucking head out…and maybe that’d be more erotic you know cuz of the whole bag lady fetish I know you all have…

I get the whole naughty girl…waiting for you to come home to show you what her dad taught her in the backyard at the campground that summer…but seriously, I need more ass and tittis in my lad mag…but here’s your preview that may be just a tease to something good…

Posted in:Summer Glau

2011

06

Apr

Mimi Anden Ass and Titties in the Mechanic of the Day


If you’re into watching the guy who fucks Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the new Megan Fox, who I can only assume your transformers loving ass is in love with, violate some other poor unsuspecting bitch in a movie cuz she’s getting paid, despite being bald, a fate worse than death on the sex appeal chart, unless the bitch with real daddy issues had a bald dad, and for some reason mistaken as the new Vin Diesel, you’ll be more than happy to see this Mimi Anden bitch in The Mechanic showing some Ass and titty…

Posted in:Mimi Anden

2011

06

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Just got into the office after a night of hard drinking and hustling male model contests in a joke that only I find funny…and by office I mean…the milkcrate I keep my computer on next to my bed…that I am too lazy to get out of…

I live in a shit hole…we can’t afford those kind of luxuries Mr. Fancy pants…who cares.

Here’s some morning links of stuff going on on other sites that wake up in the morning….

She’s a Girl Next Door Type and I Like It
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Miss Universe VERSUs Miss USA: Who’s Hotter?
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The Hottes Cam Shows You Can Lay Your Eyes on and they Are FREE
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don’t Click This Link, Especially If You Enjoy All the Benefits that Go Along With Seeing
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Gianna Deninno is a Self Shot Slut
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There’s Something About an Old Guy Rocking Out – VIDEO
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Horny Amateur Got Using Her Dad’s Power Tools
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Japanese People Are Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger Than Us and This Pencil Proves It – VIDEO
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2011

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey people. I know I get repetitive about this…but I am trying to win a model contest cuz it would be funny so I need you to CLICK THIS LINK – Thanks….

The funny thing about me whoring myself to the model contest is that i dont know what i win, i just want to win

I’m a model you know what I mean…so FOLLOW THIS LINK and check out this not so hotHOT PUSSY

Here are my steplinks….but DO THIS TO ME…. before you move onto the good stuff…

Vote for Me cuz if I win – it’ll be amazing
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Kirstie Alley Got Dropped on Dancing With the Stars And Here’s the video
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Heroes To Us All: The Slut Walkers Of The Slut Walk! – VIDEO
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Beach Slut With Tattoos
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Blake Lively Showing Off Her Tits at Some Nerd Shit…..
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More Web Cam Sluts than You Can Count
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Heidi Montag’s Sweater Tits, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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The 10 Horniest Celebrities
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Fre Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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some Brooklyn Decker Hotness
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Cynthia Harmon is One Hot Blonde
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Girl Fucks Her Pussy With a Banana
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List of Lust: The 100 Most Desirable Women in Sports
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Because Grown Ups Should Get to Play With Toys Too
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I Don’t Know Who Krista Allen Is But Man She Looks Great Naked
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I Wanna Bang Marisa Tomei
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Matthew Morrison is the World’s Most Annoying Car Pool Buddy (VIDEO)
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Swearing In Front Of Your Kids
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Her Pussy Be Yankin’ (Her Words) MUSIC VIDEO – Must See
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Making You A Fan Of Blondes, One Babe At A Time
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Cops tackle drunks at a Miami Beach party – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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10 Slutty Rap Album Covers
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You Should Really Check Out Ella
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Some Naked Tory Lane is Fine By Me
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Bar Refaeli Brings the Hotness as Always
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School Girls X Lesbian Sex – VIDEO
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Rachel Myers Playboy Hottest Coed
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Hipster Chick in Jean Shorts
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Gisele Bundchen is Bangable As Always
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Random Pic Dump of the Day Part 2
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aubrey O’Day Insane Cleavage
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Knee to the Face Bitch Fight
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Striptease of the Day
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Jenni, Anita or Sofi? Take Your Pick
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Alexis Texas and Mariah Milano
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The 100 sexiest fashion models working today
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Kim Kardashian for Cosmopolitan UK May 2011
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Rosa Acosta Shakes It! – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Don’t Wear High Heels When Youre Drunk
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Check Out This Bitch Playing Soccer
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Tori Spelling Shows Off Her Wonky Tits
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Audrina Patridge and Her MOM in Bikinis. Yup, I Bang ’em Both
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SPRING SALE – INCLUDES SHIPPING – Get Up On It – Then Fuck It
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

05

Apr

Penelope Cruz on Her Knees of the Day

When I saw these pictures of Penelope Cruz on her knees after paying Hollywood to validate herself as a key player, you know cuz her Oscar and millions of dollar per role wasn’t enough for her vain, self absorbed ass, by buying herself a fucking star on the walk of fame….and I figure this means so much to her because like a book ending, her on her knees is how she started her shit….at least that’s usually the case…FOLLOW ME


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2011

05

Apr

Irina Shayk Models Topless with No Nipple of the Day

I couldn’t leave the site for the night with Venus Williams scaring you away…so I figured I’d put these SI Swimsuit covergirl, who happens to have one of the world’s most powerful athletes as a fake boyfriend, to make shit like that happen…not to say she doesn’t deserve it…but it is to say that this time two years ago she was probably doing a very different kind of modeling work…one where getting topless was to endorse orgasms from her clients instead of to endorse their products..if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s that Russia has a whole subculture called the human sex trade and it’s a lot more fun than this corporate shit…

Either way, here she is topless….not showing nipple…but I am sure if you dig deep through Russian websites…you’ll find the Irina Shayk you’re looking for…I’d do it for you…but I’ve done enough for you…you lazy fuck…it’s time for you to do me a favor and VOTE FOR ME

I deserve to be a model – so I get to hang with hot pussy like this…Thanks…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2011

05

Apr

Venus Williams Hot Bikini Body of the Day

This is fucking horrible, disgusting, vile, confusing, unnatural…all things that on their own are negatives, but combined are amazing…

Seriously, I’m turned on….

This bitch is like a science experiment jacked on performance drugs and gender bending hormones….her ass huge and round…her clit long and hard…ready to fuck and be fucked…fat tits and a winning personality…just perfection…especailly if you have no fucking standards…or like thick bitches in bikinis….and by thick I mean bitches with arms of a fucking dude….and the handjob grip that is so scary and dangerous that it is exciting….

I’ve never liked female body builder night at the strip club where the strippers did chin-ups….and I’m not so into the shit now…but I’m not you so here it is….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Venus WIlliams

2011

05

Apr

Kelly Ripa’s Sex Doll of the Day

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I know it’s not a real sex doll, andd the Mademe Tussauds security people are the fucking worst…they never let you take a candle to these things and make a fuck hole…they don’t even like you smearing the cum on the shit..but the good deal is that in picture, with a printer, every fantasy is possible…She’s like the next Bieber or something…FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Kelly Ripa

2011

05

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute Hot Beach Pics for H&M of the Day

I am 90 percent sure I’ve posted these pictuers before…they look real fucking familiar…but Edita Vilkeviciute always looks amazing in all pictures…and I can’t find these ones on the site, so I figure, what the fuck, I might as well psot them again, for the first time, even if I’ve done them before, cuz busty models from communist countries has always been a weakness of mine….probably cuz they are hot, but I like to think it’s cuz I know they have a good work ethic, which comes in handy when they are workin my dick…

Not that this Edita bitch will ever work my dick officially or directly or in person, but it’s safe to say she already has worked my dick without even knowing it, yes I am that small, pathetic and under the radar…and I’m also capable of masturbation to pictures cuz I wasn’t raised in the porn video generation, we did shit proper…to National Geographic and Sear Catalogs…You’re the weirdo…

All this to say, I’d love to fuck the sand out of her vagina to see if I still feel…..FOLLOW ME

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