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2011

17

Oct

Fat Christina Aguilera’s Fatness Does the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

I love Christina Aguilera’s weight gain…not because I like fat chicks…or even because I like seeing tiny bitches everyone wanted to fuck, who everyone will still fuck cuz it is Aguilera, only they’ll do it with a little less bragging rights, since her body is the caliber of shit…but her star power still balances that shit out….making it worth it…but because I like seeing bitches give up and give into their emotions…

That said, I’m not sure if Aguilera is smuggling some pumpkins out of the pumpkin patch in her leggings, or if she’s just been eating too much pumpkin pie, but I do know she’s round as fuck and assume she’s doing some research on her Halloween costume to get accuracy, cuz it only makes sense she puts the slutty obvious costume away, and brings out the not so popular sexy pumpkin out…only cuz it ties in nicely with her body type..


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2011

17

Oct

Pregnant Beyonce Showing Off Tit of the Day

I love the bullshit scandal about Beyonce faking her pregnancy….I don’t know why, maybe it is cuz it is such a ridiculous thing to do…even though I have my theories about Jay Z and her being business partners and not actually fuck partners….cuz Jay Z owns the right to Rihanna and according to Esquire she’s the sexiest bitch of 2011…so why would he bother with some fat has been trying to hold on….see I figure Beyonce just wants to maintain a relationship with her fried chicken, you know rekindle it like back when they sponsored her tour and she had an all access pass to their deep fried goodness, while getting press that she’s a mom, only to adopt a kid in 9 months and pretend it is hers….

The whole thing may be confusing, but I’m sure it is fact..but then again I’m a pretty paranoid person and I believe nothing…especially when the baby bump folds in half….and Beyonce’s the kind of girl who only fucks herself in front of the mirror while laying on a pile of diamonds…who knows…but more importantly…who cares…

Here she is busting out.

Posted in:Beyonce

2011

17

Oct

Christina Milian Mom Body in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Christina Milian is in one of those music videos you probably used to masturbate to before you had the internet…because it was slutty as fuck as she tried to re-invent herself from whatever she was before this video…

Because I’m not gonna bother doing background research, when all I really care about is that she’s at some Vegas event, hosting some end of season party, wearing some one-piece type bathing suit where the tits connect to the twat, even though she’s a mom, and mom’s aren’t supposed to be at trashy vegas events until they’re 50th birthday party, but she’s showing off some titty, and despite knowing her vagina is probably some kind of battlefield thanks to natural child birth, I can ignore that, since it’s strategically covered, and focus on what’s good….which is the fact that she doesn’t use condoms.

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2011

17

Oct

Top Girls Eating Popsicles Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I finally got a fetish request….I’ve been doing this feature I call Youtube is a pornsite cuz people jerk off to their really weird, inappropriate, creepy videos more than they let people believe. There’s so much smut on the shit….and finally a dude emailed in asking for the top girls sucking popsicle videos…because he’s a sick fuck…after hours of digging through youtube, these are the best I could get, since a lot of 12 year olds have videos called “Deep Throating” and popsicles videos seem to be the gateway for kids getting into sex…shit I’d never post here…but that youtube posts and has millions of views on….

So here are legal bitches sucking popsicle.

Vintage Gong Show Popsicle Perversion…

Romantic Popsicle Sucking…

Annoying Bitch With a Popsicle Who Needs to Get Hate Fucked For Being So Annoying…

Girl Going Nuts Eating Her Popsicle

Not Sure if this is a Popsicle…But it is Penis Shaped…and Might as Well Should be…

Some Girl With Cleavage Sucks Her Popsicle Bad

Some Punk Chick….and her Popsicle that Matches her Drapes…huh?

An Asian and her Popsicle…

Asian Getting Fed a Popsicle…

Weird School Girl Popsicle Fetish Video

She’s Trying to Seduce Us….With Her Popsicle..

Big Lips on a Popsicle….

Half Naked Chick on a Popsicle…

Weird Chick Thinks She’s Being Suggestive Eating her Popsicle…

One More Chick in a Bikini Top Sucking a Popsicle…

Last One – Bella Donna on a Popsicle…

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2011

17

Oct

Is this Scarlett Johansson Naked and Having Sex of the Day

After the success of the Is This Olivia Munn Naked post…I figure all you perverts like celebrity look alikes in amateur porn…because a reader sent in these pictures of Scarlett Johansson, assuming they were the other hacked pictures the hacker put out to the internet before getting shut the fuck down, while I’m pretty covinced these are just pictures of some girl who resembles Scarlett Johansson….that’s not to say these aren’t her or that Scarjo doesn’t have these kinds of pics floating around….because let’s face it she went from obscure to huge pretty fast…all while being marketed as this hot piece that was clearly a hell of a lot of marketing…cuz despite being pudgy and decent looking, she was never the level they played her out to be and my theory on that is blowjobs paved the way, it’s the modern “Selling your soul to the devil”…but I’m pretty sure these aren’t pics documenting that….what do you think?


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2011

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Monday Morning are my favorite time of the week. I mean when I’m out drinking friday and saturday night I just wish it was Monday morning…because I’m the unemployed kind of guy who may be poor but loves mocking those of you forced to work….not that this site attracts people who work, but the few of you who are working…what fucking suckers, buying into the American Dream lie….enjoy making someone else more money than they make you….sucker.

I thought I was desensitized – but this is the most traumatic video I’ve seen on the internet – warning – it’s traumatic –
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50 Sexiest Ladies Rocking Racing Gear
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Free Cam Shows, Lets Start This Week Off With a Bang
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Claudia Costa Will Clean Your Place
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Insanely Flexible Babe That I Can Only Imagine Violating
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Daisy is Hot in Lingerie
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Olivia Munn in a Bikini
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Live Cam Shows. Check It Out
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Big Tittied Teen on Video – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Girls In Horrible Remakes
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I Wonder If This is What They Meant When They Said Print is Dead
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Jerry Lawler’s Ex Gf and Wife Naked…
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Posted in:MHD

2011

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a bar. Saw old ladies dancing like they were young. Remembered how cheesy people are, tried to drink to forget, saw barmaids dancing on stripper poles and the only thing that separates them from strippers was that strippers get paid and get naked but I saw at least one vagina lip….unfortunately, the only video I got from the night was deleted by the bouncer cuz I was obvious trying to shoot up their skirts….

Here are the stepLINKS…

I love Ambrosio in Her Bikini
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Kirk Camerons Office Birthday is the Funniest Thing I Have Seen All Day
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Victoria’s Secrets Million Dollar Bras Throughout the Years
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Hot Bitch Posing in Bed
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Charlie’s Angels is Cancelled – Thank God
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Amazing Cocktail Serving Skills
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Lady Gaga Disgusting on Set
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Live Web Cam Shows, Because Your Weekend Doesn’t Have to Be Dull
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This Base Jump Will Make You Want to Puke – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Celebrities Who’ve Posed For Playboy
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Sara Jean Underwood & Candace Bailey Wrestle In Oatmeal – VIDEO
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Guess Who is Ready for a Divorce??
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Some Sexy Twitter Pics to End Your Friday Right
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Jenny Brings the Hotness in a Mesh Shirt
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Free Cam Shows, Need I Say More?
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Spy Cam Sexiness – VIDEO
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The 35 Hottest Ring Girls Ever
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Looking Good Sweetheart Will Give You Nightmares
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Kelly Prestons Birthday Breasts
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Nicole Richie is Looking Tight
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Guess What New Show Got Cancelled Already Even Tho It Was Filled With Sluts? (Not Plyboy Club…Though That Got Canned Too)
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Caption for this Photo: ME WANT FOOD
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Been Awhile Since We’ve Seen Monica Cruz
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You Could Use Some Pictures Of A Hot Blonde In Your Life
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Crazy Thailand Gamer. Jesus Christ – VIDEO
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Milla Mason Hot Tits
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Rihanna Likes Touching Strippers And Got in Trouble For It, So Thats One Thing Her and I Have in Common
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Some Girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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ornstar Kristina Rose Shows Us How She Warms Up Her Ass
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Some Megan Fox, Just Because
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Denisa and the Golden Vibrator
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A History of Bikes
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God I Love a Long Pair of Legs
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Leilani Dowding & Her “VH1’s Tough Love” Cast Members Hit The Beach!
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Amateur Redhead Hotness
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Lady Gaga = Still Insane
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Anjelica and Sandra Get It On
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Eva Mendes’ Nipple Does Elle France
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Eva Longoria Looking Extra Bootylicious Thanks To Skin-Tight Leggings
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Some Behind The Scenes of a Puke Scene in Some Movie
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Car Jumps Rope
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Vanessa Hudgens Tight Little Booty In Yoga Pants
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Wouldn’t You Like To Stick Your Cock In This
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Pippa Middleton Shows Off Her Sweet Royal Assets
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The Gov’t is Trying to Ruin Your Sex Life….Drug Bust Fetish
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Nerd Porn….
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Today’s Smut Meet….
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How To Eat Pussy….
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Model Lily Cole Totally Naked with Vagina Lip for a Mag
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Nicky Whelan Topless For Maxim
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Adrianne Palicki Hott in Lingerie
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Michelle Hunziker’s Ass at the Gym
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Geri Ginger Spice Hallowell Hot Body in a Tight Dress
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2011

14

Oct

Is This Olivia Munn Naked of the Day

I got this email saying…

Olivia Munn

It would seem the nerd messiah finally decided it was time to pull a Hilton to ensure she stays relevant.

I hate Olivia Munn, mainly because she’s got a good scam going and I hate when things work out of people, cuz her looks alone are pretty much uninteresting, but the work she put in making people think she’s hot, because the people she lured are virgin losers with a hope that her act is real cuz if it was it would make her a dream girl and that alone gets her jobs….like acting gigs in mainstream movies….what the fuck….

But the good news is that she is a bottom feeder, low end of the spectrum and I’m sure she’s got a bunch of nudes circulating…cuz just getting the gig working for nerds alone took some serious whoring out….and that was after she figured out this masterplan scam….making me figure there was a lot of whoring out pre master plan…

That said I don’t know if this is her or not…but I had to post it in case it was….


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2011

14

Oct

Amber Heard is a Vision in Red of the Day

Amber Heard is about to break out…Sure I’ve been keeping track of her for a while, cuz I’m creepy and sure she already has a bit of a following thanks to a few bit parts in virgin loser targeted movies…and she was just on some show about Playboy that got cancelled cuz Playboy is a dying brand that no one cares about even if they get hot bitches in lingerie and trashy stripper bitches you’d expect to see naked…naked…and sure she’s already gone to the media about being a dyke, or bi, or anything to get people to notice…but now she’s in a movie about Hunter S. Thompson in Puerto Rico alongside Johnny Depp…and I know shit’s gonna pop, she’s gonna explode and just looking at these pics…I feel her tits already have….I’m so ready to see her nude scenes or at least some vagina flashes…and until then here she is red dressed on the red carpet…

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2011

14

Oct

Liz Hurley Mom Ass in Track Pants of the Day

If you have a Russian mob fetish and a Milf Fetish you’ll be happy about these Hybrid pics…cuz they are of Liz Hurley, the lovely and talented model we all wanted to fuck in the late 90s before she turned late 40s, dressed in a pair of track pants you’d expect to see on some low level guy on the Sopranos before a hit or drug deal…ok so it’s a bit of a stretch but I’m down with how the fuckers are riding her ass and that’s enough of a post for this..

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2011

14

Oct

Eva Longoria Buys Excedrin in Spandex of the Day

This just in…Eva Longoria was spotted in black spandex buying three boxes of Excedrin like some kind of addict who is probably a spokesperson for the brand so idiots like me post the shit cuz we didn’t use google to educate ourselves about he product and just assume it’s diet pills to tame her fat fucking divorced cougar ass….but instead it’s just for headaches, or maybe lame attempted suicide in some kind of cry for attention cuz she’s all down and out thanks to her husband cheating on her..when really she’s probably just got her period…who cares…just look at her big ass in spandex.

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2011

14

Oct

Top Girls Showing Ass Crack Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I dig youtube for obscure fetish videos – I don’t know why but I think it has to do with not being able to get advertisers….while they make billion with their empire based on jailbait videos…it’s wrong…

Today’s fetish…ass crack.

As far as I’m concerned this hot ass getting picked counts as ass crack

Here’s a butt crack compilation…

Fat Girl in University Hasn’t Eaten Her Butt Crack Yet

Dancing Girl and Her Ass Crack

Wal Mart Girl Ass Crack

Bikini Girl Ass Crack

Another Bikini Ass Crack

Christmas Dance With Possible Ass Crack

That’s enough ass crack….

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

14

Oct

Miley Cyrus Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

Here are some pics of Miley in her bikini, fucking around with her boyfriend, crying for attention from the hired paparazzi who are likely paying her to make this almost natural event look like it isn’t staged…..If this was a few years ago, I’m sure the pics would be more interesting, cuz when she was underage and coming into herself, she was a lot more fun and better at playing with the media using her sexuality…..but as soon as she turned 18, that all changed and she faded into obscurity, cuz that’s just the power of being 17, illegal and jailbait…there’s a reason Youtube and REddit have jailbait sections and that is that oppressed Americans who can’t fuck 16 year olds, still want to real bad…..and who really cares….I figured she’d have a sex tape by now, showing off all she learned at Disney but I guess at least she’s in a bikini….cuz Bikinis are magical.

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2011

14

Oct

Eva Mendes Possible Nipple in a Magazine of the Day

I like Eva Mendes who for some reason I keep calling “Evan” Mendes….because she’s hot, but more importantly, she knows her place in Hollywood as the hot hispanic bitch and with that comes a willingness to get naked, cuz there are a million other immigrant bitches willing to get naked for what she has, and if she knows if she wasn’t acting, she’d probably be stripping and this pays better so she’ll keep it up….at least that’s my theory…

So here are some pics of what may be her nipple in a see through shirt for a magazine spread cuz she doesn’t want us forgetting how great those titties are…..here are the pics.

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2011

14

Oct

Jodie Marsh Ab Flash of the Day

Jodie Marsh is amazing….She’s some UK Glamour model who isn’t actually Glamorous cuz none of them are…they’re better described as trailer trash bitches getting paid way more than they would as strippers to get topless….because for some reason…the only hot bitches in the UK are poverty….maybe cuz they are the ones who fake tan, fake tit, fake hair…who knows…but I know this Jodie Marsh turned to bodybuilding….cuz an addictive personality is better spend weight lifting than drugs, drink or religion…and her rocking abs, as disgusting as they are, that alienate her pervert big titty fan base, make me laugh….maybe it’s cuz I fucked a muscular girl with abs a few years ago and it was the gayest experience of my life…or maybe cuz they are abnormal and scary….but whatever it is…they’re good.

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