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2009

23

Jul

Cheyenne Tozzi is Some Australian Model of the Day

She’s supposed to be labeled the new Elle Macpherson, somehting I think only really has to do with her being from Australia and has nothing to do with her body, not that I’d really know, considering she’s wearing a fucking snuggie, you know the fashion forward ones with pinstripes, horizontal stripes or polka dots. The only almost hot thing about this shit is trying to look up her skirt while she stands on her balcony, but it’s kinda not as rewarding as seeing a bitch on a balcony in real life, you know where you can angle yourself appropriately enough to see cunt, or camp outside waiting until night falls to sneak into her apartment building to throw “I know where you live” but you don’t know who I am and I have garden tools and a mask on- surprise party….

Posted in:Cheyenne Tozzi

2009

23

Jul

The McCords are Taking Over Hollywood of the Day

So this is how it goes down. This bitch Annalynn McCord is not quite ugly enough to not get herself a job in Hollywood, so she decides that she can’t do it alone, maybe even feels guilty that her sisters are too ugly to make the cut, so she tells them some shit like “don’t worry, I’ll bring you with me, and it’ll be like a perpetual slumber party of fame” you know, the shit they used to talk about growing up when they decided they were destined to be the pretty sisters everyone stares at, without realizing they aren’t fuckin’ pretty, and I assume the only attention they got was cuz they were skinny and long legged, in a fat America, but even that wasn’t enough for people to care and if they were staring they were probably trying to make sense of such a good body on such a bobble head, either way, now she carts them around like ugly fashion accessories, cuz family is meant to be together, and all is probably in efforts to get them work like they were the next Kardashians….I don’t understand the fame game, but girls like this give me confidence in how easy it must be to get there….

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

23

Jul

Rachel Sterling and Her Tits of the Day

I hate giving this girl any publicity. It’s not that she’s done anything to offend me, if anything she hasn’t done it hasn’t done anything. She was a Pussycat Doll in the Vegas show , or in Playboy, or something equally trashy and designed for the kind of chicks I hate, and now she tours shitty clubs where I am guessing she DJs or maybe just sits and poses in the VIP room and I find the whole thing pathetic, but she doesn’t. I have a friend who was in a club with her and she wouldn’t talk directly to him, she’d only talk to him thru her manager and that’s just the kind of “thinkin’ she’s more important than she is” insecurity that makes me want to cunt punch a bitch, and in reality she’s really not all that hot and I’m only posting this cuz there’s nothing else goin’ on today, which is pretty much why I post everything…

Posted in:Rachel Sterling|Tits

2009

23

Jul

Amber Rose Shows Off The Tits Kanye was Too Homo to Play With of the Day

Amber Rose, the girl who is known for being Kanye West’s shopping partner, because he can’t buy women’s clothes for himself, people will start askin’ questions about how straight he is, so he might as well do it with some slutty bitch he isn’t fucking, so the media thinks he’s fucking her, so that no one calls him out on suckin’ dick while wearing panties.

Either way she took her Irrelevant Celebrity Status to an Irrelevant Event, like the Guess store opening, because I guess Guess didn’t die when their poster girl Anna Nicole did, it died long before that….

Speaking of Guess, when I was younger and more sociable, before just giving people dirty looks, I’d throw out bra sizes at girls wearing Guess shirts like they were asking me to guess their titty size and great times were had by all…

Posted in:Amber Rose|Bra|Kanye West

2009

23

Jul

People are Too Fuckin’ Sensitive of the Day

I saw this video doing the rounds, and I got annoyed, because I know the company who wrote and approved the script and paid to air the final product, is going to walk away from this with their tail between their legs, like typical fuckin’ companies who fear they offended people, and the whole thing is bullshit.

I am just waiting for a company to do something that is misinterpreted by the public and have them stand by their commercials or statements, I am tired of the constant backtracking to please assholes who have no idea what’s up.

So this “Offensive” commercial is a group of black girls getting a weave, because guess what, lots of black girls get weaves, and they talk about their weaves and they even get saved from getting shot cuz of their weaves and sure other girls get weaves too, and lots of strippers and tacky bitches get weaves, because they just aren’t for black chicks, but seriously, I wouldn’t say this shit is racist, it looks pretty true to life to me. If it was racist, they’d be eating a bucket of chicken, having daddy-less babies between shifts at the stripclub where they beat up every white girl, and most importantly, they wouldn’t have a cellular cuz shit woulda got disconnected 3 months earlier when they stopped payin the fuckin’ bill.

Grow some fuckin’ balls people and get a fuckin’ sense of humor about shit.

Posted in:Black|Racism|Stereotypes

2009

23

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Should Sing About How Ugly She Is of the Day

Here’s LeAnn Rimes walking around. I hear she’s working on a new album about her slow voyage into lesbianism. I think there was a time dudes wanted to fuck this, and that’s why I am assuming it’s called “From Pussy People Wanted to Fuck to Pussy That Scissors other Pussy” Sure that’s weak, but I watched my friend piss in a random girl’s mouth last night after we watched her finger herself while on her period before suckin’ the blood off her fingers and starting up on fingering her ass, all while not being ugly, and nothing I write will compare to that amazingness, I am still in some kind of daze about that shit….

Posted in:Leann Rimes|Ugly

2009

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was sitting at home earlier tonight with nothing to do. I was just tagged myself as the crotch on random facebook girls’ pictures and messaging them saying “I own your pussy” but that got boring fast. So I decided to get up, get out, and get drinking, despite my vow to quit drinking the other day, I looked at it as some kind of goodbye party, that was more of a welcome home party to my alcoholism.

Now drinking lead me to meeting a random hot girl on the street outside an apartment, who had black make-up on like she was a cat, or at least a crazy person, and she invited me and my two friends in to do some blow. It was random, I thought shit, doesn’t she know she could get raped and realized when her pants were off and she was fingering her ass, licking period blood off her finger while my friend pissed in her mouth, that she meant business. Clearly, I like breaking girls who would not do that on a normal night into doing that and not girls who offer that shit up everytime they do a bag of coke, because it makes me feel like I am taking advantage of them or a molester or going to get AIDS but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t one of the best nights of the week and I have drinking to thank for that….seriously…fucking insane.

I got her number, maybe she’ll get wasted and let us relive it with a video camera….

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A Real Best Man Will Do The Right Thing and Tell It Like It Is
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The 9 Sexist Honduran Women
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Sex on the Sofa Can Lead to Trouble
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lucy Pinder And Chanelle Hayes are Naked Babes on Holiday
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This Horny Guy Could Very Well Be You
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Kate Walsh Panty Upskirt
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Shauna Sand is fucking this big busted lesbian porn star!
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Tori Spelling Looks Like a Fucking Zombie
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Korean Politician Brawl – VIDEO
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How to Make a Christian Horroe Movie Poster
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If I Had a Data Entry Job, I Swear I Would Blow My Brains Out
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I Still Can’t Believe Kate Hudson is Banging A-Rod
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I Juat May Have to Do Acid and Go See Alice and Wonderland
So Here is the Trailer
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Big Tits and a Big Ribbed Dildo
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Amy Winehouses New Perfume Will Probably Smells Like Puke and Used Condoms
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Sara Jean Underwood Gallery
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Danielle and Her Big Tits
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Tough Guy Gets Laid Out – VIDEO
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Mallory and Her Fucking Machines
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Monique is Sweet Blonde
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Worst Dance of All Time
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Who is Noemi Lenoir and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Penis
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Miranda Kerr is Naked and It Is Glorious
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And I Thought I Slept With a Fucking Whale Every Night
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Oiled Up Slut!!! YEAH!
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Simi is HOT and She Made a Video That’s Even Hotter
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I Wanna Bang Kaya Jones
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Cheryl Strips and Touches Herself
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How Bout Some Tits And Ass
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Seth Rogan is Fucking Amazing
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YOU FUCKING BASTARDDDDDD!
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The Taco Bell Chihuahua Has Gone to The Giant 24 Hour Drive Through in the Sky
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How About Some Wigger Porn
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Jon Gosselins New WHore Likes to Smoke the Good Shit
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Heather and Her Jeans
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That’s Right Baby, Show What Your Momma Gave You
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YOUNG PUSSY
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Apology from the Chris Brown Sock Puppet

And Some New Orleans Bounce….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

22

Jul

Amazing Rhode Island Law of the Day

This story brings hope of a better tomorrow, because tomorrow, I am going on a road trip and this video pretty much secured the destination……The law has finally done something right for me and I figure I better rush before it’s too fuckin’ late and they catch on and ruin the fun…as the law tends to do….

Posted in:Law|Rhode Island|Stripper

2009

22

Jul

Blake Lively’s Tight Dress Shows Off her Period Bloat of the Day

Woah, is that a basketball in Blake Lively’s dress….or she’s got her period or maybe it’s coke bloat or it could even be that she’s a sloppy little whore and this dress was not really made for her. But I think it’s most likely pregnancy because that’s what happens when little whores have a little too much to drink and think they’re invincible and nothing bad can happen to them because everything else surprisingly worked out so famously, but the good news is that for the most part that all comes crashing down….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tight Dress

2009

22

Jul

Brigitte Nielsen is Still a Fucking Monster of the Day

I know some of you like big girls. You know the kind of woman who can lift your pussy body over their head and throw you on the bed to have their way with you…..I am not one of those people. The thought of what Brigitte Nielsen’s vagina looks like after seeing what the rest of her looks like scares me, it is the kind of shit Horror movie monsters are based on, and I don’t see how this could have ever been a sex icon, if anything the only thing that does makes sense is if Sly Stallone used to fuck her with his bicep back when they were married….because no penis touches these vagina walls and if they do she pins them in some submissive hold and chokes them the fuck out….

Posted in:Brigitte Nielsen|Monster

2009

22

Jul

Rachel McAdams Runs of the Day

You know part of the fun when it comes to getting pussy is the chase, especially on those dark nights when running down alleys trying to keep up with a bitch who is screaming for her life who is way more athletic than you because this is a Yoga generation, before either catching up and having your way with her, or losin’ her forcing you to find another girl to chase. cuz shit’s like a sport that is made a lot less cardiovascularly straining with roofies…

Either way, here’s Rachel McAdams on set totally cockteasing you rapists out there….

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

22

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Stupid Outfits are Getting Really Fuckin’ Stupid of the Day

Lady Gaga and that face are just mocking us now. I hope you realize that and by you, I mean the world, because she’s pretending to be an artist, while just being a fuckin’ clown and anyone who thinks this is interesting, or cerebral, on some next level shit is a fuckin’ idiot who is just jumpin on the bandwagon cuz they are followers, gay poser, because no straight dude would get down to this, and no real fag would respect any of this. I encourage any stalker weirdo out there who wants to kidnap her, to stop plotting and make a fuckin’ move, cuz I’m tired and starting to get angry, and regret that I grabbed her ass when I saw her in the club, when I should have stabbed her in the fuckin neck with a broken beer bottle….not because I am a violent person, but because it is my artistic vision….and I think it would contribute to her outfit as a great accessory…with actual purpose…instead of whatever is going on with these Kermit the frogs….assholes…

Pics via FAME PICTURES

Posted in:Costumes|Lady Gaga|Outfits

2009

22

Jul

Kate Walsh Shows Off Her Panties of the Day

Here’s the bitch from Grey’s Anatomy showing her anatomy. Good one you fucking asshole. Whenever I write stupid little bullshit things like that I am forced to try to drown myself in the toilet, now that may sound alright to some of you, but you see, we don’t have water and my wife takes sick shits.

The truth is she isn’t even showing off her anatomy. I can’t see pussy lip. She’s got her fuckin’ underwear on, and it’s not even fuckin’ sheer so I can’t even see bush and I don’t even know if she’s got a fire crotch, or if she’s bald like most redheads who are ashamed with the stigma that comes with being a redhead, but I do know she has had sex with Drew Carey and if that doesn’t give you hope, I don’t know what will. Sure he’s a multimillionaire and you aren’t, but maybe she was into him cuz he was bald, fat and wore glasses…right…

On a sidenote, she’s going thru a divorce, so this just be some kind of desperate mating call….

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Posted in:Kate Walsh|Panties

2009

22

Jul

Naomi Watts in Shitty Mom Bikini Pictures of the Day

There’s nothing like pictures of a new mother in a bikini to remind you that having kids is a fucking mistake and that when you are stupidly knocked up because you think that is what you are meant to do, or because you are trying to keep a motherfucker in lock down and it is the only way he’ll keep talking to you, or because you are religious and think that it God intended you to have the fuckin’ thing, get an abortion and I am not just saying that because I am working a business plan for funeral services for abortions and marketing the shit outside the aboriton clinic, I am saying it because look at what not getting an abortion does to your ass…

Posted in:Bikini|Mom|Naomi Watts

2009

22

Jul

Bai Ling Showin’ Off Skin of the Day

The beauty of Asian women is that I can never tell how old they are. I know Bai Ling’s been around longer than I’ve been doing the site and that she is likely in her mid to late 40s, but for some reason she doesn’t look like she’s aged a fuckin’ day since I started this shit. Her body is still tight, her nipples still long, and I assume her pussy still as tight as the sweatshop owner she used to work for who I know claimed it was when she was 12 and a good sport about getting paid with rape. I don’t actually know a sweatshop owner, i guess it’s just a sick fantasy of mine that I live out everytime I try to speak binary code to the chinese girls I meet, you know bust out my calculator and type in series of 0s and 1s, cuz I read that’s what robots understand, hoping one of them will let me play with their ageless vaginas, but they find me offensive and he police don’t usually buy my “I thought she was a councillor” when I get caught buying one I met in daycamp ice cream….

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Posted in:Bai Ling|Clothes