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2009

21

Oct

Don’t Get a Flu Shot of the Day

This is some fucked up shit…..I’ve been hearing that you should not get a flu shot cuz it will fuck you up and I’m not sure if this girl is scamming us because she realized she was never going to make it as a cheerleader or celebrity and figured this was a good alternative plan to get fame, or maybe it’s got to do with her dad or husband working for the competition of the company who got the Swine Flu vaccine contract, so she’s trying to scare the fuck out of everyone to not get the shot putting them out of business, but I’m not about to take the fucking chance.

I don’t like medication as is, mainly because I think it is the government secretly tracking me or controlling, it’s a paranoia issue that they’ve told me I should be medicated for, but that doesn’t working for me, since I think medication is the government’s way of controlling me, so I just stick to street drugs…..

I prefer just getting the random diseases and trying to survive or giving up like a normal fuckin’ person….either way, this video will make you not make you want the flu shot, but may turn you on, except for the horrible fact that bitch can still run, a skill you never look for in handicapped girls you rape.

Posted in:Crazy Shit|Flu Shot

2009

21

Oct

Crackhead Channels Michael Jackson’s Ghost of the Day

I think life is more entertaining with drunks and addicts cuz they are funny and just don’t give a fuck. Sure they usually stink, but who am I kidding, I fucking stink too. I have been drunk and got crackhead chicks to show me their pussies for a few bucks, I have had crackhead dudes drop their pants, and the ultimate crackhead moment, other than the numerous crackheads I’ve had sex with, or accidentally eaten out, was when a crackhead wanted to have a dick size competition with a friend of mine, using 3 hot chicks leaving the club as the judges, only to pull out a huge dirty erection and chase one of the girls into a back alley….I never found out what happened to her, because I went home but I am sure it ended in HIV transmission.

That said, here’s some crack head channeling the ghost of Michael Jackson thru song, which is better than this guy I know who channels Michael Jackson thru molesting little kids, or me who channels Michael Jackson thru masturbation, because sometimes, when I touch myself, I like to feel like the star of the show and all these dead celebs are watching me in amazement, sure it’s weird, but Estelle Getty, Patrick Swayze, Aaron Spelling and Anna Nicole Smith really knows how to make me cum…..

Posted in:Crackhead|Michael Jackson

2009

21

Oct

Ashley Robert’s Got a Gunt of the Day

I know I said I was done with the Gunt posts, but I just couldn’t help myself buy doing one more, I guess I am mesmerized by this panty pillow that represents femininity, fertility and no self control when it comes to late night tubs of ice cream, bags of chips and/or baked goods.

I guess what it comes down, or what these pictures prove is that the Pussycat Dolls haven’t been working too much lately. There have been no practices or performing or really doing anything that involves any physical activity, because by the looks of this Pussycat Doll, she’s been doing the fuckin’ Garfield.

I don’t know what that means, I just know it was stupid and I am almost embarrassed, I also know that she’s fat and with all fat chicks comes fat tits so leave me alone.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Roberts|Gunt|Pussycat Doll

2009

21

Oct

Shakira’s Got a Gunt of the Day

I am not sure if a new trend in Hollywood is to let yourself go and age the way nature intended your womanly ass to fucking age, but I do know that I’ve been seeing a lot of gunts lately and I don’t like it one bit. If I wanted to see fucking gunts, I’d join the senior citizen’s aquarobics class at the local community center, because 60+ is where I like to keep the gunts, not on barely 35 year old smuggled Columbian trash everyone is hard over standing around in some ridiculous lookin’ dress that’s squeezing her stomach into all the wrong places, like her menopausal, mom of 5, nature’s pillow in her pubis….I’m not diggin’ this,but your lonely ass probably is.

That’s enough gunt talk for the day…no onto better things…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gunt|Shakira|Tight Dress

2009

21

Oct

Anna Friel’s Got a Gunt of the Day

I don’t know much about Anna Friel, I just know she’s in some stage show naked and everyone made a big deal about it, despite girls getting naked on stage in pretty much every single city in the world every night, but I guess they didn’t have a huge celebrity being on TV shows none of us every watched, unless you consider their dad’s beating and raping them before they ran away and were forced to strip a TV show….

Either way, based on this tight dress, I’m not sure I want to see this girl naked, but would rather see her in a pair of SPANX cuz let’s face it, the gunt she’s packing in her uterus is pretty fucking unattractive. I guess she could be bloated or getting her period, or maybe pregnant and too busy to get an abortion, but seriously, she’s gotta make the time to sort this out when getting paid to get naked, lazy bitch.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Anna Friel|Bloated|Gunt|Period

2009

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I almost posted this without writing anything. That probably would have been a good thing. Not because I hate myself, I am over this past weekend’s depression, I think years of drinking have taken all the happy chemicals in my brain and pissed on them before shitting them out…so when I got too hard, I feel the pain…..but because I was called a failed writer by someone who deserved to get beat the fuck up. A failed writer like I set out to write great novels like I was Stephen King, when I’ve only read 3 books in my fucking life.

So I can’t be so sensitive about being called a failed writer, considering I never aspired to be a writer, never took a class in writing, and didn’t even know I knew how to write before I was 30, and even when I found out I could write, knew that I didn’t really actually know how to write and since I write the best site on the internet nobody reads, I didn’t really need him to tell me I am a failed anything, cuz I’m the motherfucker who doesn’t have a job and lives a life of luxury on my milk crate desk thanks to being a failed everything…so if anything I’m an accomplished failure.

The cocksucker was just mad I tried to make out with him like two college girls do on spring break as a joke. I guess he didn’t find it funny cuz those who do gay things and don’t get turned on are much more comfortable with their sexuality than those who can’t handle gay things being done to them and turn around and call people failed writers. You hear that ya faggots…..

Here are my steplinks….and I’m gonna take my failure ass to get some booze in me cuz two days of sobriety have proven to be boring as shit….

The Fag from American Idol Poses and Tongues a Naked Model….
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Freestyle Pole Dancing of the Day
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If Carrie Prejean Wants to Keep those Tits, She’s Gonna Have to Pay for Them Herself
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A Whole Lot of Funny VIdeos….
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Kayden Kross and Her Fishnets of the Day
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Lookin Good Sweethearts – 2 for One Edition
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Because Being a Slut is a Skill Too
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Balloon Launch FAIL
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These Bullying PSA’s Never Get old and ARe Always Hilarious
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I’M IN A BOX MOTHERFUCKER
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Abi Titmus Pantyhose Upskirt
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I’m Lovin’ All This Shakira Action We’ve Been Getting Lately
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25 Amazing Etch A Sketches
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Striptease of the Day
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The Balloon Boys Neighbors Are Ready to Knock Someone the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alina Puscau Strips Down for Playboy
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If Sarah Palin Actually Goes on Oprah We Are Going to Have Jokes for the Rest of the Year
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DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!! DAVID HASSLEHOFF IS GETTING A REALITY SHOW!!
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John Stamos was DEFINITELY Drunk on Australian TV – VIDEO CONFESSION
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Jennifer Gareis in Monte Carlo
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Busty Ashlynn Brooke
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Ejected from theme park ride – VIDEO
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Cute Blonde and Her No So Private Video
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One of the Dudes From Big Brothers Got Busted for Dealing Drugs – VIDEO
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A Horny MILF and the Rocking Sex Machine
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A Collection of Isla Fisher Photos
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My Owner is an Idiot – GALLERY
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Man I Had Almost Forgot About Paz Vega
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I Don’t Know Who Juie Benz Is But She is Kind of See Through
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katy Perry and Her Camel Toe
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Ewa Sonnet Gets Them Wet
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Busty Briana Lee
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Zoe Saldana is Kind of Thin, But I Would Still Hang Her
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jayden cole Touches Herself in Front of Her Laptop Camera
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Real Goth Girls Slutting Out
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Riley Shy is Anything But
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Haven’t See Masuimi Max in a Little While
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Nuts – 2010 Topless Calendar
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Meet Sue L
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Amber Rose is Actually Lookin’ Alright Here
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Some Assholes Harass a Drunk Bitch
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A Whitney Houston Wardrobe Malfunction Will Always Make a Bad Day Better
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WWE DIVA / GO DADDY SEX KITTEN CANDICE MICHELLE IS BACK … AND SHE JUST LOOKS SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKABLE!
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I think I Just Fell in Love with Candace Rae’s Tits
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BONUS VIDEO AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIP SHOW

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

20

Oct

Marisa Miller’s Hot Bikini Change of the Day

They say this is Marisa Miller getting changed into a bikini during some Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, but it doesn’t really look like her, and since pics of any girl, especially a model, getting changed in public is what my voyeur dreams are made of, it doesn’t really matter whether they are of her or not, what does matter is that I get to take part in this joyous, hot and amazing moment from the comfort of my own couch without the awkwardness of having to casually pretend I’m not staring when I get caught for staring, I’m sure you know what I mean cuz you are a dude and it takes a very rare breed of man to stare at a girls tits drooling, we call that breed rapists because even the most perverted of us try to hide the fact that tits are all we care about….just like last week I was peeping on some college girl in her panties running around her apartment and she busted me and even though I was fully busted, I still had to pretend I was playing with my dog or picking up his shit on her lawn and had no idea she was there…..it is just encoded in our DNA or some shit…..

Here are the amazing pics….that turned out to be of Candice Swanepoel….but the ass shots could be Marisa Miller and really who cares…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Change|Marisa Miller

2009

20

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Look Like Lindsay Lohan of the Day

Lindsay Lohan looks different. I’m not sure what happened to her. Maybe this is a wax figure of her, or a stand-in because she would rather be at home watching The Biggest Loser, or maybe this is some artist rendition of her like you see done for missing people from the 80s so you know what they would look like today but there’s no fucking way this is a 23 year old girl, I know 23 year old girls and this shit is not what they look like. I get the whole growing up before her time being in Hollywood and cracking under the pressure of everyone watching her every move, but this isn’t fuckin’ human.

I would still serve her soup in a long cabin in the woods as she recovers from whatever disease this is, because she either needs to get her shit together, or I’ll be trying to sneak into her funeral home late at night to be the last man to grab her tit and play with her pussy before they cremate her.

Sort it the fuck out woman….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|old

2009

20

Oct

Rihanna’s Shitty New Song of the Day

Rihanna has leaked a shitty new single….I guess that means we have a little more of her to deal with for a little longer which is too bad because in recent weeks I’ve started hating her. It all started when my dog barked at her on her TV commercial and he only barks at animals when they are on TV, so it made me wonder whether I was into beastiality or not.

Now all you quick to call a motherfucker a racist don’t turn around and call me a racist because she has dark skin, because that makes you racist just thinking like that. See, I love me some black women, seriously it is all I ever wanted in life, but Rihanna, just doesn’t make the cut anymore, she is played the fuck out, her nude pics bored me so let’s hope her ship back to Barbados leaves the port soon, cuz I’m done with her and her accusing a man of beating her ass, when she knew she deserved it because a girl so quick to call the fuckin’ cops on her boyfriend, is no girl for me….but I would watch the sex tape, so someone out there fuck her and film it.

Thanks.

Here are pictures of her and her seriously stupid hair….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|Topless

2009

20

Oct

Britney Spears and her Hot Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears has one of those amazing round asses and it amazes me when I see that her boyfriend isn’t black. Sure, she had K-Fred for a while who thought he was black, but was really just a joke, the kind of wigger who proved hip hop entering the mainstream was a disaster because white trash everyone tried to bootleg the shit on a budget, while still being the racist hicks they always were, so it made for a really weird yet funny vibe when dudes who would have been dragging a black kid behind their pick-up trucks 10 years earlier, were trying to imitate them, dress like them and rap badly in efforts to be like them, sometimes even dating black girls and knocking them up to feel like the rappers they idolize, so he doesn’t count as an honorary black guy, he was a white trash Wal Mart version of a black dude at best, but he did do one thing right and that was make his bitch pay his motherfuckin’ way while he sat around playing video games and you can’t hate a brother for that….

Either way, here’s her ass in a bikini and I like it.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Booty|Britney Spears

2009

20

Oct

Olivia Munn in Her Underwear on Greek of the Day

It turns out that Olivia Munn isn’t just an annoying host of some shitty TV show designed for virgin losers who feel they can relate to her and that she understands their inner workings and their interests, when in reality she’s like every other cunt, who only pretends to care because she gets paid, and because she knows who her audience is, but I guess she’s also an aspiring actress, and here she is on some show called Greek where she had the challenging task of standing around in her underwear, showin’ off her decent-at-best ass, someone get this whore an Emmy.

And here’s the clip of her small tits in a bra from showcasing her depth as an actress….again…get this whore an Emmy….

Posted in:Greek|Olivia Munn|Panties|Underwear

2009

20

Oct

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I am not one to kiss and tell, actually I am, because anytime I get to get with someone who isn’t my wife, I can’t help but be amazed that someone who doesn’t have to fuck me, would fuck me, so I like to advertise that….and it turns out that the stepFORUM is a great place to get girls to send you naked pics or to get them to invite you over to have your way with either their mouths, asses or pussies. So your destiny is really in your hands and no I’m not talking about your penis, let go of that thing and get in the stepFORUM,is a good place to start planting the seed for a better tomorrow and by better tomorrow I mean a place you may find some pussy willing to bang you that only requires moderate travel.

Here’s some shit going on in the best kept secret on the Internet…

Register to See Everything and Get Involved!
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———Celebs———

Lily Allen Topless in Venice (NSFW)
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HOT – Eva Wyrwal – Huge Boobs for Nuts Mag (NSFW)
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Scarlett Johansson – Barry J. Holmes Photoshoot
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HOT – Lucy Pinder Topless – Australian People Magazine (NSFW)
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Lucy Liu Showing Boobs in Satoshi Photoshoot (NSFW)
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Ashley Greene – Unknown Sexy Photoshoot
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Anahi Gonzales Lingerie Photoshoot (sorta NSFW)
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Sophie Ellis Bextor – Monsoon Photoshoot
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Kim Kardashian Celebrating Her 29th Birthday
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Miley Cyrus – Arriving to the set of Sex & the City 2
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Rachael Neiberding Modeling Bikinis
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Kylie Minogue Tight Black Leather Dress NYC
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Alizee | Bikini Candids
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Girls Aloud – FHM UK
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———Random——–

LUCKY! (video)
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The Anus Punder is What they call Pmpn at McD’s (SFW)
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Never SHould Have Been Done Tattoo
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Playing For Change “Stand By Me” (video)
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Stead is Dedicated… that’s why his thread kicks ass! (summer girls)
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Awwww
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Real Girls (some NSFW)
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You got Photojacked!
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This is still pretty cool (video)
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Star Wars in Weird PAINTINGS?!
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NFL Fantasy Files: The Best Players (video)
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Happy Birthday Pobsy!
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I am – Random Link of the Day (click me!)
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———Audio Books———

Band Of Brothers – Stephen Ambrose
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Harry Potter Entire Series Audiobooks
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Suze Orman’s Action Plan
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George Orwell – Animal Farm
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Dan Brown – Deception Point
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———E-books———

Windows 7 Step by Step
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PC Pro December 2009
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Windows 7 Inside Out
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XBOX 360 Flashing Bible
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Windows 7 for Dummies Quick Reference
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———E-Comic Books———

green arrow vol.3
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young liars
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salvation run
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———Sleaziness———

ASSSS! For the Love of all things Beautiful!
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OMFG – Awesome Francoise Boufhal Thread
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Jo’s Hoes – Kelly Brook
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Nessa Devil – All Wet
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Max’s Random ams
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Kalani Breeze – Cougar On The Prowl
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Priya Rai – Wet Juicy Juggs
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Jo’s Hoes – Jesikah Maximus
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Interracial Slut Buffet
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The Dooch Keeps them Comin’ — Brittny’s Mouthful
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Francoise Boufhal
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Amateur Allure – Jasmine Delatori
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FuckedHard 18 – Isis
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Lola B. (MetArt) “Ereians”
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Pure18 – Ashlyn Rae & Jennifer White.
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Cash For Chunkers
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Tanya Song and her Hot Rod Friend
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Bubble Girls – Veronica Carso
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More Random Ams
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Pee Pee Babes – Franciska
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

20

Oct

Thick Brazilian Bitch Doin’ 135 Squats of the Day

Here is a pretty funny Brazilian show where they dress a thick bitch up as a zebra and make her do squats. I assume this hot to at least one black guy and I’m just not really sure what there is to say about this, it kinda does a good enough job on its own, I am just gonna remind you that Brazil is one of the leading nations in tranny prostitutes, so I’m just gonna leave you with that and post the video….Enjoy….

Posted in:Ass|Squats|Thick Chicks

2009

20

Oct

Lily Allen Topless on her Hotel Balcony of the Day

I don’t really follow Lily Allen’s life. All I really know about her is that she’s a little fat, her songs are a little annoying, her talent is really fucking questionable, her parents are hooked up in the entertainment industry in the UK and that she’s just another typical rich girl who wants people to notice her because her parents were too busy living their own lives for her.

I do know that a couple of weeks ago, she went to Twitter and said she was retiring, probably because she realizes that she’s peaked, or maybe it’s got to do with other things, like drug addiction or bi polar disorder that leads her to fucking homeless dudes, before walking out to the balcony to contemplate suicide naked, because she’s done enough living, only to be saved by the homeless man she fucked, because he realizes if she dies, he won’t get the free meal she promised him, and the whole thing is like a scene out of a really boring movie, but at least she’s topless and doesn’t give a fuck if people post pics, cuz her world has become self involved and self absorbed meaning no one but her and her pain matter, the kind of crazy I fucking love…..

Posted in:Hotel|Lily Allen|Topless|Venice

2009

20

Oct

Shauna Sand is a Living Bargain Basement Sex Doll of the Day

I used to have a pretty weird friend who was the biggest pervert I knew, but he had one problem, he couldn’t get himself laid. He had hygiene issues and a pretty abrasive personality that even made numerous hookers walk out on him before he got started, so that all just made him even hornier and hard to deal with.

One day, he had come into some money and decided that he would spend it on a sex doll, but he didn’t have enough money to buy a new one, or even a full one, so he’d buy the bitch used and in sections.

First he ordered the big breasted torso, with a pussy that had only been fucked by a handful of people and for a while he fucked the shit out of it, putting him in a pretty good mood, but he got greedy and wanted a head. Partially because he got weirded out with himself for fucking a lifeless torso, making him question how far he was willing to go to get off, and whether getting off to a torso meant he was into fucking dead body but a face would make it feel that much more normal, so he hit the internet and found a head that only had some damage in the mouth from the previous face fucking owner and it was missing an eye, but shit was cheap so it was a good enough…..

So he put that fucking thing together and shit looked just like Shauna Sand, you know, plastic, falling apart, cheap and lifeless, all motherfucker needed was to invest in the limbs and get the fucking thing possessed by some ancient Egyptian Gods so it partially came to life at night like shit was that movie Mannequin and it’d be a step up from Shauna Sand because the plastic pussy had only been fucked by a handful of random dudes that a little Mr Clean can clean off, where as Shauna Sand is a high risk encounter.

And the point of the story is to say that that pretty weird friend of mine was actually me….

Pics via Fame


Shauna Sand Sex Tape Clips Exclusive

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Whore