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2009

08

Jun

Sophie Monk’s Cry for Attention at the Santa Monica Pier of the Day

There’s something pretty magical about watching Sophie Monk riding some weird Mexican donkey themed toy you’d see kids posing with, not because I am into watching kids ride things for sexual pleasure, but because I like Mexican themed shit being riden by hot, busty, hard nippled Australians who ever since moving to America to be with her lame fiance who left her for Paris Hilton’s vile vagina, despite his true feelings that his heart really belonged to his twin brother, are desperate for attention and letting paparazzi agencies do these kinds of low budget photoshoots with her, in hopes someone picks it up. We’re talking a few steps away from a porn career and motherfucker, I’m ready for it cuz I think this bitch has got it going on, despite the bad choices she’s made in choosing cock to put up inside her….

Posted in:Sophie Monk|Tits

2009

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going on day two of a hangover even though I didn’t drink last night. I guess I did that good of a job on Thursday night, where I was drunk and molesting girls everywhere. They didn’t have to be hot, they just had to not be too resistent.

I am thinking about a lifestyle change that will involve changing the name of this site to the ex-drunken, now sober because drinking raped my soul stepfather. But I always hated people who didn’t drink, they made me feel uneasy, especially when they would try to do gay shit on me when I was too drunk to say no.

That said…..


I’d Like to Invite You to Follow Me on Twitter
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And here are my stepLINKS.

Phoebe Price and Her Catfight Outside a Restaurant
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Because the Only Thing you get Physical With is Your Hand
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David Carradine’s Manager Thinks He Was Murdered, I Just Think Dude Was Into Some Weird Sex Shit
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The Toilet of the Future!!
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Halle Berry’s Hottest Pics
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A Sex Ed Cartoon Worth Watching
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Tera Patrick: Porn Giant
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Hooter’s Babes Get Down
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Sienna Miller Sluts It Up At Something or Another
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Bask in All That Is Ashanti
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Striptease of the Day
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Why is Everyone So Surprised Denise Richards Has Like 20 Tit Jobs?
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Cwenyth Paltrow Kind of Makes Me Want to Puke
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Lohan May Have Found a New Lesbian DJ to Hang Out With
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sharon Stone See Through Throwback
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I Got News For You Kendra – You’ll Always Be a Playbly Whore
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Ughhh Susan Boyle
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I’m Starting to Hate Megan Fox More and More Everyday
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Brooklyn Decker Gallery
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Naked Boot Camp
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let Some Cunt Test Drive a BMW
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So That’s Why Sex Witha Beached Whale Looks Like
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Lohan is a Crazy Stalker, Maybe She’s Gonna Kill Sam Ronson in a Fit of Lesbian Rage
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Devin and Deny Get It On!
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April is Just Plain Cute
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Eva LongWHOREia Does Mexican GQ
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The Internet in 1969
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cindy Crawford, I Love You
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When Crazy Gives Birth to Crazy
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Demi Moore Topless Throwback
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Dirty, Dirty, Highschool Girl
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Verunka Has a Gallery
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Melinda Clarke is Bangable If You Ask Me
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Annette Shakes That Thang
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Assume the Position
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13 Most Awesomely Offensive Br¸no Moments
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Evelyn May As Well Be Wearing Nothing
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I Think Blake Lively is a Lesbian
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Pig Tails and Kneww Socks
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Zombie Tits
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Bruno Hates Madonna
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Slumber Party Fun
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Some Really Big Tits
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Dr Drew Thinks Lohan is Going to Lose a Limb Before She Gets Sober, Dr Stepfather Hopes that Limp is Actually Her Uterine Lining All Over My Dick During Period Sex Cuz We’re Crazy Like That…..
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Life is Easy for a Monkey…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

05

Jun

Some Dude Gets His Wife Raped of the Day

Some husband arranged to get his wife raped because it was his fantasy to see a man break into his house and have his wife sexually assaulted. That is some pretty sick shit. He put responded some shit out on Craigslist because it is a place where you can make anything happen, no how weird shit is and I had to post the video as a how to not go about it for those of you who want to see your wives raped….while I just want mine to die of natural causes and that’s not a sexual thing for me, just a matter of convenience…and freedom this hell I am living, this prison sentence that shows no sign of easing up, no matter how much bitch eats…

Posted in:Husband|Rape

2009

05

Jun

Marilyn Manson Shaves Nazi Symbols in Stoya’s Pubic Hair of the Day

I linked a story the other day about Marilyn Manson dating pornstar Stoya, because pornstar pussy is the closest pussy gets to dead pussy, from the smells to the loose fit, to the cold dampness, to the diesease, bacteria and magots, I mean other than digging up a dead body or sneaking into the mortuary, you sick Goth fuck.

Anyway, they are already causing controversy because Marilyn Manson claims to have shaved a Swastika into her pubic hair, even though he’s a Jew, or at least looks so much like a Jew that there is no way he isn’t a Jew, cuz I guess he’s self-hating, trying to be shocking, or into fucking Nazi pussy and who the fuck really cares.

They only thing I’m getting out of this story is self hatred for not having dated a pornstar at least once in my life, because I have never had a girl let me shave her pussy, or shape her pussy hair specifically for me. I remember buying my wife a bikini wax kit and having her let me try it out on her, but that she ended in a bloody burnt pussy mess, I’m talking actual scaps and blood, making us never really venture down that road again, not to mention fat chicks don’t like maintaining their shit, mainly because no one fucks them, but also because they’ve given the fuck up on life and are too fucking lazy to try to reach around their stomachs to get to the shit.

Here’s the story if you care….

MARILYN MANSON CUSTOMISES HAIR

Marilyn Manson shaved a swastika, a symbol used by the Nazis, into his new porn star girlfriend Stoya’s pubic hair.

Marilyn Manson shaved a swastika into his new porn star girlfriend’s pubic hair.

The controversial rocker – who has been involved in an on/off relationship with ‘The Wrestler’ actress Evan Rachel Wood – is dating Serb-Scottish adult movie star Stoya, who allows him to customise her intimate body hair.

He said in an interview with Britain’s The Times newspaper: “I drew it on with blue eyeliner. I had to call the hotel, ‘Can I have a protractor, please?’ It was 6am. But you’ve got to line it up properly. You know?”

However, the ‘Beautiful People’ singer insists his relationship with the 22-year-old brunette is not serious.

He explained: “Do I have a girlfriend? Yes. No. But I’m single.

“I have a bruise. It goes from here to here. I don’t know where it came from. That means I had a good night. Loose women – I’m intoxicated with loose women.”

VIA CONTACTMUSIC

Here are some pictures of Stoya cuz she’s got that Alt model, Gothic, Sasha Grey, Young and Unconventional porn shit going on that is going to make her a big star in today’s porn world especially with all these lame gothic scandals

Posted in:Marilyn Manson|Pubic Hair

2009

05

Jun

Kate Bosworth is Getting Out of Cars of the Day

Kate Bosworth is one of those girls who I never really bothered noticing and I am really not sure why. Maybe she hasn’t been in enough movies I’ve seen. Maybe the paparazzi don’t follow her around enough, maybe she doesn’t really have enough scandlas, but she I am falling in love. This is exactly what a girl should look like, even though she’s not showing off anything, not flashing anything, not slipping anything, she looks clean and like the kind of girl you wouldn’t wish you used a dental dam on when you spend the day licking her pussy.

So if you don’t look like this, or your girl doesn’t look like this, you best print these pictures and bring it to your plastic surgeon, or post it on your fridge, cuz otherwise it’s just not worth living. Seriously. Kill yourself.

Posted in:Hot|Kate Bosworth

2009

05

Jun

Bar Rafaeli in GQ of the Day

These GQ pictures remind me a some 1970’s erotic film kick only not very erotic at all.

A bunch of years ago I was working in construction with a friend of mine and we were doing demo on a house. We got the plaster off one wall and noticed a metal tin. We opened it up and found a handful of love letters than I guess were sent to this guy over the course of a decade from some girl and in those erotic love letters about missing each other, and classy sexual references because it was the 60s and they didn’t say shit like “Rape your gaping asshole while choking you out with a rubber cock as my friend pissed on your face”, you know like we do today when we are trying to express our love to our long lost mistresses, girlfriends, or whatever this “secret” love affair was.

The highlight of the tin was a series of topless photos of the chick and at least 4 or 5 tufts of her pubic hair in various letters, mainly because I had never seen pubic hair from the 60s, and it as nice to see how little it has changed over the years, but also because sniffing it made me cum pretty fast when jerking off to it, I just hope the pubic hair once belonged to a woman, cuz otherwise that’d make me gay, right?

Either way, here’s Bar Rafaeli in Italy GQ.

Posted in:Bar Rafaeli|GQ

2009

05

Jun

Emma Watson in Some Fake See Through Lookin’ Fetish Dress of the Day

The only reason I am posting this is because we’ve all watched her grow up and I know that whenever I catch myself checking out a girl I knew when she was 10, I feel nice and fucking creepy but not as creepy as you the first time you watched the Harry Potter movies and you thought about how hot she’s going to look after puberty hit or at least that’s what you told yourself to justify why you were jerking off to a 12 year old wizard to make things less fucking creepy, motherfucker

Well it turns out that she’s not all that hot and her see through fetish dresss isn’t even see through, but the post is done, I can’t turn back now.

Posted in:Emma Watson|Mesh

2009

05

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi Video of the Day

It is no surprise the Gaga is making ou in the beginning of her video because paying a dude is really the only way I can imagine anyone making out with her weak chin, big nosed, monkey lookin’face. The fact that they are specking in some obscure language makes the whole thing more fucking annoying, but seeing her get killed made me cum.

Either way, you all know I hate Gaga. She’s a fake who is biting what the real electro-pop kids are doing in the art scene in New York, and the lies she says about having a performing arts show and being in the scene, is hysterical, because I’ve asked people and no one knows who she is or had ever heard of her, because she’s the kind of girl who no one fucking notices and no one cares about, until a heavy marketing budget gets pumped into her fat ass. Fuck her. Fuck her music. Fuck this video, even though the director killed it, but Gaga ruined it by being in it and by having a career.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Paparazzi

2009

05

Jun

Kristen Stewart in Some Photoshoot of the Day

I saw a girl last night who I had met a few weeks earlier. She wasn’t really my kind of girl in the sense that I don’t normally hang with cheesy hot chicks in the female line from the people who brought you “Affliction” clothing, who hangs with balding men, because I hate that shit, but she was fucking hot. Anyway, the last time I met her I had told her about my site and this time she came up to me to tell me that she actually went to the site and that she didn’t get it and she kept saying she didn’t get it. I was kinda thrown off because there’s really nothing to get, I post pictures of celebrities and I talk shit, but for some reason she couldn’t grasp it, in the same way that I can’t grasp this Kristen Stewart bitch and why everyone thinks she’s hot, or why she’s out doing this photoshoot trying to look sexy. I guess not everything is for everyone….

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Photoshoot

2009

05

Jun

Eva Longoria in some Bikini Bullshit Part 2 of the Day

I feel like I’ve already done this post, mainly because I have. I just figured you’d want to see the rest of the pictures of Eva Longoria in her bikini, because you haven’t missed an episode of desperate housewives since shit started, either because you’re a pussy and your wife makes you do it, or because you have a pussy or wish you had a pussy and you’re just trying to relate to what pussy finds relevant and entertaining, or cuz you like lookin at this dirty Mexican’s hot little body.

Posted in:Bikini|Eva Longoria

2009

05

Jun

Tila Tequila Being Sexy on Webcam of the Day

Keeping with her roots of a glorified cam girl, who managed to limit her cam shows to her rich myspace friends who would send her money to Paypal on her quest to be famous, Tila’s decided to give us a look at what people used to pay to see and she’s in lingerie and dancing like a stripper, humping the camera, shoving her tits in ther camera and it’s pretty fuckin’ hot, despite the constant hate I send the bitch on twitter, more girls need to know their place like Tila do.

Posted in:Hot Video|Tila Tequila

2009

05

Jun

Audrina for Carl’s Jr of the Day

We don’t have Carl’s Jr here, but I used to have a friend who worked somewhere that got press packages from Carl’s Jr and everytime they’d release a burger they’d send him a cardboard cut out of it, and byt the looks of some of their burgers, you’d think just holding the cardboard cut out made you fuckin’ fatter. I used to get him to give me those cutouts so that I could torment my wife.

I’d put shit all over the house the days she announced she was going on a diet. I’d just bust it out randomly, because for her a burger was what pussy was for me, or what little boy ass is to a pedo.

I remember when we’d fuck, she’d make me put one of the burgers over my face and bitch would rock my cock better than normal, unfortunately, it’d make her hungry and she’d run out for a late night burger when I’d pass out and that was all part of her 150 pound weight gain.

It was all very fuckin’ fat, but not as fat as when she planned a solo trip to the states to experience the burger first hand and took pictures like she met the fuckin’ President or some shit.

Either way, they got Audrina to do the add, because despite having fat tits, her body’s rockin’ and a rockin’ body is a lot more appealing to market a burger than seeing some stretch-marked sloppy piece of shit of fat chick…

Yes, these are the same people that brought you Paris Hilton car wash.

Here’s their Alba commercial…

Here’s there Hot CHick on a Mechanical Bull commercial…

Here’s that Padma chick’s commercial….

And the Paris Hilton commercial….

Posted in:Ad|Audrina|Carl's Jr

2009

05

Jun

A Little Haylie Duff Walking Her Dog of the Day

It must suck being in her younger sister’s shadow. Not as pretty, not ass successful, not as well put together, forcing her to spend a life trying to prove herself to her family, and in this case, the world. So she goes out and gets a shitty nose job, thinking that’ll be the remedy to why she has never had work other than being on Hilary Duff’s payroll cuz she’s family, and I almost feel sorry for her, so sorry that I’d finger bang her ugly ass on the dancefloor while her dog watched. Not that that makes sense but I’m just waking up and hurting.

What does make sense is that the dog should be walking her. Or maybe that doesn’t make sense either. At this point nothing makes sense.

Posted in:Dog|Haylie Duff|Shorts

2009

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate going to bed at 6 in the morning. It is too late. I haven’t touched coke in months and this is hurting.

Here are my links….

Find. Sluts. Here.
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Here Comes The Bride…And Her BIG Ass
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Anything With Lego Makes ME Happy
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How About a Chuck Norris Paintball Mural
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Some Pics of the Sluts From Girls Aloud
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My How Children’s Television Has Changed
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Emmea Watson Kind of Looks Like a Little Boy
And The Obly Thing Worse Than That Is That It Kind of Turns Me On
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Why Hello Susana Alves
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Based on This Video, I’m Willing to Put Money That One or Both of
Britney’s Kids Are Going to Homos
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Pig Flu and BBQ!!
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Striptease of the Day – A Collection
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Okay SEriously, Beth Ditto Needs to Lose Some Fucking Weight OR She is Going to Die
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Sacha Baron Cohen is Getting Sued Again
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I Don’t Know Who Kirsty Gallacher is But Bitch is REALLY See Through
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Here’s Some of the Last Pictures of David Carradine
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Holy Shit Kelly Clarkson Just Keeps Getting Bigger!
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Alicia Silverstone is Still Alive!
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Kendra Works The Pole
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JACKOS KIDS ARE UNMASKED!!!
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Shawna in the Backyard!
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And That’s Why You Don’t Pull a Knife on the Cops
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A Group of MILFs….
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Teen Sybian Roller Coaster Ride
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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More Megan Fox
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A Collection of Big Ol’ Tits
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Anderson Cooper’s Big Gay Birthday
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Bar Rafaeli Spandex Ass
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Leah Francis Topless Snaps
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Zuzana is Busty
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Well, Dani Made Me Smile Today
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WTF is Bai Long Doing at The World Humanitarian Awards Gala
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Gabriela Monteiro and Her Tits Are Heaven
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Okay Jokes Aside, This Warmed My Ice Cold Heart
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Resevoir Frogs
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She Shits Bigger Than John Candy
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More David Carradine Tribute
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A Big Titted Teeen Eating Ice Cream is Always Nice
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I’d Do Anything For Spencer and Heidi to DIE!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

04

Jun

Some Jessica Biel Outside the Letterman Show of the Day

I downloaded these pictures thinking her nipples were hard, or that she had a boner, or that something interesting was going on. You know a little tranny scandal to get the party started the only way I like parties started, but I was wrong, so instead I just had pictures of some bitch in a silky top showing off the body part she’s most proud of, like the faggot rich kids I was forced to sit next to a couple weeks ago who were so impressed with their gym work outs that they felt the need to check who had the biggest tricep over a bottle of Goose, in their Ed Hardy shirts, before I peaced the fuck out because it was fight of flight motherfuckers, and by fight I mean with myself for subjecting myself to that bullshit.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Shoulders