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2010

06

Jul

Megan Fox Must Be Pregnant of the Day

Maybe it is herpes. Maybe it is suicide thanks to her career being over. Or maybe it’s the next best thing to an STD that sticks with you for life that isn’t deadly, but might as well be cuz your life is pretty much over once it’s too late to get a Third Trimester abortion….cuz shit is illegal in America and you don’t trust the medical system in China….

And here’s Megan Fox in pregnant chick pants with a fatter ass that even the security guard was confused about now that she doesn’t have to work anymore cuz she’s recently married to a man with 90210 residual checks because no one wants a kid out of wedlock, except maybe the black chick down the hall, but that bitch is just seriously fertile…

That’s not to say she is pregnant, but it is to say it wouldn’t be that much of a stretch since she’s got pretty much nothing else going on and the timing would make sense…ya heard Megan Fox Lawyers who have nothing better to do that to sue me for saying she’s pregnant, since there aren’t many contracts to read…

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2010

06

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures of the Day

Anyone who reads this site will know that I hate Victoria Silvstedt as much as I hate Lara Stone, because both of this bitches don’t have any real business being known, and aren’t really known, cuz no one I know has ever heard of either of them, but for some reason, they both send out lawyers letters everytime a motherfucker posts pictures of them on their honeymoon, or getting eaten out by some midget billionaire like some weird sex circus act, and whenever I get threatened to get sued, I get angry…cuz when you are a low level fame whore who chose that life, you should be thanking anyone who notices you jumping up and down in the corner with your tits hanging out like the fat kid in school eager to not be the last pick for the kickball game at recess, if you know what I mean….

Either way, here are her old fake tits….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

06

Jul

Katy Perry Does Esquire Video of the Day

As the unofficial Katy Perry fan site who can’t stand Katy Perry’s songs, performance, persona, body, attitude, voice, boyfriend, fashion sense, dancing skills, look, haircut, ankles, ass and pretty much everything else there is about her, but can appreciate her big ol’ tits, I have no choice but to post this video of her from her Esquire shoot….

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2010

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am glad it was the July 4th weekend because I was actually planning on posting on the site but one thing lead to another and next thing you know I’m running away from some slut who caught me taking pics of her tanning in the park…and I’m not much of a runner, especially in extreme heat.

So next thing you know her boyfriend is bugging out cuz him and all his meathead friends don’t see the humor in me videotaping his chick half naked so I just got home now…..so I got a day off without planning on taking one, but I guess I’m the last person who needs one, cuz entire life is pretty much a fucking vacation even when I update my stupid site that sucks the life out of me for two ungrateful readers….

And here are today’s steplinks from sites who were less lazy and adventurous than me today….

Alicia Keys is Falling – VIDEO
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Because I’d Be Real Fucking Surprised If You Got Any Pussy This Weekend
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Now That’s a Sexy Redhead – VIDEO
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Hot Girls Whose Tits Are So Big They Can’t See Their Feet
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The 10 Biggest Partiers in Sports
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Commando Bikini Girl Hotness
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James Bond Girl Eva Green is Naked
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Wig or No Wig, I’d Still Bang Raquel Welch
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So Here’s What Jessica Simpson and Her Tits Have Been Up To
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Brandi is Doing a Cam Dance – VIDEO
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Gues What She’s Shoving Up Her Pussy – VIDEO
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Rihanna Versus Beyonce, Take Your Pick
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Meet Pania Rose
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Cat Fiiiiiiight! – VIDEO
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Small Girl, Big Vagina
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Drama at the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
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Well Hey There Gloria
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Miley Grabbing Her Crotch And Doing Other Adult Things
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Candace and AJ Get Their Lesbian On
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Katherine McPhee is Looking Bangable
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Irina Sheik In Lingerie
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A Little Bit of Halle Berry
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Russian Spy Anna Chapman is Topless, Sort Of
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Kayden Kross’s Pajama Party
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Gisele Bundchen – VIDEO
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I Love an Asian Hottie
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Check Out Marketa Belonoha
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Busty Teen Gets Naked on the Web Cam
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Katy Perry’s Insane Cleavage is a Good Distraction From Her Face
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TV Hat? Really? Is This Where We’re At?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Argentina vs Brazil, Painted Hotties
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Anishya Sue Reyes is Fucking Hot
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25 Videos to Celebrate America
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And Another Chick Fight – VIDEO
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A Little Kate Moss Action
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Lupe is Busting Out of Her Bikini
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How To Be “Macho Man” Randy Savage: A Practical Guide
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Models Convinced To Show Boobs (Yay!)
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Remember America Is Only Good for The Sluts It Breeds
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2010

05

Jul

Anna Faris and Chris Evans Naked on Set of the Day

They are saying these pictures of Anna Faris on set are of a body double, but I don’t think Anna Faris is the caliber of actor pussy that gets a body double in the budget, you know since her career is based on her being the talentless chick they hire cuz guys want to fuck her, the hot chick who can’t act but who has good cleavage and looks like a pornstar who “got away”, and really who cares who the pictures are of, there’s a naked flat ass pulling down her panties and that always works for me no matter who is doing it whether bitch is awake, asleep, alive or not….


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2010

03

Jul

Possible Katy Perry Naked Pics of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually Katy Perry, but her fat hips make me think it is….and since my site is the unofficial Katy Perry fan site, I’m gonna post the shit…..cuz as the unofficial Katy Perry fan site, I know that there are pictures of Katy Perry circulating of her naked, getting titty fucked, getting fucked, etc. She was a bad girl rebelling from her Jesus loving family and that works for me…what doesn’t work for me is everything else about her, cuz she fucking sucks, except maybe her tits…cuz her tits are pretty alright….leaving me confused as hell…

I do want to thank my girl Tassia on Twitter for sending this to me while I was out drinking and otherwise would have waited til tuesday to post the shit after the story was stale and expired….Cuddles…

Happy 4th of July…

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2010

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is July 4th Weekend, that means no one is on the fucking computer, which also means I shouldn’t bother posting these links and that I should be out there trying to touch visiting American pussy, unfortunately I already have a fat wife, and I’m not interested in more fast food, high fructose corn syrup pig women…no offense America….Stay patriotic, kill terrorists, support your troops and click on my stepLINKS….

Some Playboy Twin in a Thong Bikini Publicity Stunt For July 4th
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If Joe Francis Can Land a Babe Like This, There May Be Hope For You Yet
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Because the Easiest Kind of Sluts Are Found on the Web
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Karissa Shannon’s All-American Bikini Pictures
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America is Awesome – PHOTO
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Because Your Constant Masterbating Always Ends in Tears
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England Football Star Joe Cole’s Sexy Wife Carly Zucker
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20 Worst Fireworks FAILS
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Amy Weber Is A Former WWE Diva With Great Tits
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There’s Something I Hate ABout Reese Whithersponn
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Brandi Does a Sam Dance
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Fisting Video of the Day – VIDEO
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According to Lohan, Some Waitress Punched Her in the Face, But I Think We All Know That’s a Lie
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Guy Gets Arresting for Raping – Wait for It – a Cop Car
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A Little Ashley Green to Kick Off the Weekend
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17 People in a Port O Potty
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Well Hey Alexis
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Roxanne Olin Braless Pokies
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Denise and Mandy Get It On – VIDEO
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Daryl Hannah Gives Us a BITCH PLEASE Moment of the Day
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Sophie Turner and Her Tits Are Out for a Jog
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Crystal Klein is in a Bikini
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A Little Bit of Kelly Brooke
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How Hilarious Would It Be If Jay Leno Got Canned?
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sophie Fucks Her Tight Pussy – VIDEO
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Brooke Burns Will Make Your Day Better
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Amber Rose is Completely Insane and I Love It
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Playmate Motherload Throwback
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And Another Random Pic Dump
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Marisa Miller Is The Planet’s Sexiest Girl Next Door
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20 Pictures That Prove America Rules
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A Little Christina Hendricks
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Lookin Good Sweethearts of the Day
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Lohan is Getting Sued
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Best Fails of June 2010 Collection – VIDEO
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Colette Lays Out on the Fur
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Rachel Zoe is the Walking Dead
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Hot Blonde Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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7 More Celebrity Pornstar Lookalikes
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick WHo Dates Black Dudes Showing Off Her Ass
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2010

02

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some weirdness going on in the news…to remind us that life is worth living….cuz shit is fucking jokes…

San Antonio Man Holds Girl He Wants to Date Hostage

Some Wardrobe Malfunctions I Couldn’t Jerk Off To on So You Think You Can Dance….

Yankees Fan Takes Foul Ball to Face

“Twilight Virus” Infecting Computers World Wide and It’s Not From Kristen Stewart’s Ghetto Vagina…

Detroit Strip Club Ordered Closed for Underage Dancers

Dog bites teen’s face in Texas, No charges filed

King Tut Had Underdeveloped Genitalia

Teens Using Nutmeg to Get High

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2010

02

Jul

Some Kendra Wilkinson Post Sex Tape Pictures of the Day

Here is some Kendra Wilkinson with a hard nipple on her shitty mom body post sex tape scandal that wasn’t really a scandal since her people released it…..

I figure for someone who got naked for a living, releasing a video featuring a sketch of herself gettin fucked badly back when she was just a young eager slut no one knew or cared about, totally different than what she became, like watching another person have bad sex, way before the whole Playboy thing happened, back when she was contemplating doing porn by making her own shitty porn really wasn’t a big deal for her…zIt shoulda been a sex tape with her husband, just cuz their size-difference and her years of experience would have made things a lot more interesting and I guess whore really cares….

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2010

02

Jul

Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend is a Sex Offender of the Day

I don’t really get American sex offender laws. You see her boyfriend is 20 and there is no way he isn’t fucking her brains out on the daily, but for some reason he doesn’t get arrested as a sex offender, but a friend of mine convinced a 17 year old girl to meet him for a late night blowjob in the park down in Florida a few years ago, and when he got there the police were waiting and the only blowjob he got was with his ass in prison…

It’s like the rules don’t apply to Hollywood and I guess it’s not fair to the rest of you, but I live in Canada and up until last year, I coulda fucked a 14 year old legally and luckily for the 14 year olds in the world, the law moved to 16, an age where girls actually have tight bodies, and don’t look like pubescent boys 2 periods into adulthood, so I don’t really care, I’d just like to see motherfucker get locked up as an example…instead of some nobody hustling girls off the internet…but that’s not gonna happen, so here are the pics of her tanline he cums on because he can instead….

Here she is sitting like a dude….

Here she is leaving the gym with her bra exposed….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

02

Jul

Miss March 1982 and her Old Slut Tits of the Day

Her name is Karen Witter and she was Miss March in 1982 and apparently if if you do Playboy in the 80s…you slowly turn into a fucking man….a man with stupid fake tits and I guess it’s all thanks to an addiction to plastic surgery cuz of a feeling of being inadequate after a lifetime of only being wanted or her looks…and really she shouldn’t care that much considering her husband is the creator of Grace Under Fire, Cybill, Dharma & Greg, Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory…meaning she doesn’t really have to worry about looking good and based on these pictures, she clearly realizes that, cuz she’s a vile and nasty….

Pics via Fame

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2010

02

Jul

Rachel Bilson and Her Pussy Hugging Jeans of the Day

I don’t know what happened to Rachel Bilson, but it looks like she’s turned into some kind of midget…not an actual midget you’d see working the rides at the local carnival, but the kind of midget who isn’t quite a midget, but is built like one, you know the Shaq of midgets, who some how manages to sneak her way into being considered normal, while her legs, arms and head all remain very fucking midget….but at least she’s wearing tight pussy hugging pants, cuz despite being a borderline midget, she’s still worth fucking…but then again so are all midgets…but her ex-boyfriend who she was engaged to probably didn’t tell her that cuz if he did should wouldn’t have felt like she needed him…but let’s not get into that…let’s instead stare at her crotch and wonder what is beyond the demin…cuz this bitch isn’t giving anything up for free…she’s boring and gives no flashes, no upskirts…this is as good as she gets.

Pics via Fame

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2010

02

Jul

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Fat Tongue of the Day

The only thing hot about Kardashian’s tongue is that I know a black dude pissed on it in video….and when shit is done on video…you know it’s not her first time…not that I find the act of a black dudes, or really any dude pissing in the face of girls hot, but it is the implication of what is going on in the girls head to allow for a dude to piss on her face, especially video and there’s nothing hotter than knowing a bitch getting pissed in the face has no self-respect…cuz she’s just a fat insecure pig willing to do anything for attention, only in this case, shit ended up with their own reality TV show….

Here she is unfortunately tainting the mind of a baby that was born into her family and ultimately doomed from the start making me wonder how many abortions she’s probably had, you know since she didn’t use condoms in the sex tape and according to the housing project by my house, black is fertile….

Here she is on a boat and she unfortunately didn’t fall off and drown cuz black people can’t swim, even when they got fat asses and tits their idiotic brains thought could double as a life jacket, without having to wear a bulky life jacket that ruins her outfit…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

02

Jul

Fake Katy Perry Topless Picture of the DAy

A picture of some big breasted chick who looks a lot like Katy Perry is making the rounds today and I figure fake or not this is probably a good enough rendition of Katy Perry topless to make it legit….I’m not sure if you get what I mean, but let me put it to you like this…you don’t need to see the Mona Lisa in person to know a sketch or picture someone made of it is the Mona Lisa, you kinda just get the gist of it and really that’s all that matters….

But the good news is that I know two people who have fucked the real Katy Perry, and both those people have pictures, they just won’t share them with me but I am working on it…

You see she was a slut when she was breaking out of her religious oppressed household…and there’s documented proof that I’m working on getting for you, just stay tuned….

In the meantime here’s a taste of what it may look like…a taste I can only assume her management staged.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

02

Jul

Lara Stone Honeymoon Bikini Pictures of the Day

[IMAGES REMOVED BECAUSE THE CHUBBY BRITISH COMEDIAN THINKS PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT WHO HE IS AND HE TRIED TO SUE ME LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE CLEARLY IS WHICH IS PROBABLY ONE OF HIS BEST JOKES YET, I MEAN OTHER THAN PRETENDING HE IS STRAIGHT]

Lara Stone is some gap-toothed top model who married some chubby balding British Comedian and here they are on their honeymoon and she’s wearing a bikini, proving that once you hit commercial success on TV, like with a show called Little Britain that everyone seems to love, the pussy comes crawling your way, cuz not only do you make them laugh in person, but you also make them laugh when they see you on TV and that’s some kind of panty dripping mechanism I should have figured out earlier on in life before I realized how easy it is to get on TV….in a time when I wasn’t too fat and lazy to get on TV and all I am sure of is that this dude is enjoying every second of his success as he hides his dick in this pussy every night and that’s really all there is to say about that…

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