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2012

20

Mar

Giedre Dukauskaite Hot for Something Called Madame Figaro of the Day

This is a Lithuanian model, born in 1988, who has done a few big shoots for Italian Vogue, Japanese Vogue and I’ve never heard of her or done posts on her before, but for some reason these pics spoke to me, and they are not even showing nipple. I think it is the simple fact that long, lean, thin, emaciated girls, with pretty photo friendly faces, who are wearing bathing suits, or hiding their little titties when topless, in photoshooped, professionally shot pics are porn to me. I like the internation flavor, I like the easy labor to make huge money, I like the rockstar life, and more importantly, I like the modeling contract, it’s that stamp of approval from professionals I need in order to decide if a bitch is hot.

Posted in:Giedre Dukauskaite

2012

20

Mar

Alleged Tulisa Contostavlos from X-Factor Blowjob Video of the Day

Tulisa is that greek chubby chick from some shitty UK band who replaced Cheryl Cole on X-Factor….for probably doing exactly what she is doing in this video…sucking dick….even if you’d assume her dick sucking was the least of her skills thanks to her greek heritage and willingness to take it up the ass…..

She’s denying it is her, obviously. She’s an idiot if it is her, obviously. She was getting attention with all her BIKINI PICS ….even though dick sucking footage is way better to watch…

You see cuz there’s really no reason to show off her skills, or let her dude keep footage of her skills, she could have just as easily done this without a camera on….but you know what…she does a pretty good job….lots of effort…hand…and she shoould not be ashamed of this or deny it cuz really this is probably her looking her best….cuz you know what they say about fat chicks…..and that’s that they can suck dick to both prove themselves as being competitive with hot chicks….but also cuz their mouths and throats are well trained….who cares.


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Posted in:Tulisa Contostavlos

2012

20

Mar

Anna Grigorenko Naked in XXL Russia of the Day

Her name is Anna Grigorenko and she’s some nobody model who is such a nobody that she’s got an updated MODELMAYHEM PROFILE ….so if you want to get her naked for your own perverted pictures, shot in your basement, with knives, blood, animal parts, raw meat, etc, you can probably just send her an email….she’s naked for some Russian shit called XXL, proabably not the same XXL as we have here, you know cuz she’s not black or fat assed, but then again, maybe Russian hip hop is Klesmere, all accordian and vodka ridden….who cares….nudity takes precendence over my shitty, useless words.

Posted in:Anna Grigorenko

2012

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I go to sleep at 9 pm like a teenage girl before a big exam or some shit….and sleep for 14 hours…..unfortunately that’s what happened to me last night. I’m old and hard living is catching up to me….but that doesn’t stop me from wanting to go to bed at 9 pm with a teenage girl….that’s gonna be a need and want far after I die, have a stroke….I want shit on my fucking tombstone….”liked the idea of fucking barely legal bitches in school girl outfits”….true fucking story.


The Most Astounding Thing You Will See All Day
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Free Cam Shows, Get to Work Pervert
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Tara Looks
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Working Out
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Blind Folded Rubik’x Cube Solve Record – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts Will Drive You Wild
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Bored Teen Masterbates on a Leaked Video – VIDEO
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Tweet Dreams: Jessica Burciaga’s Hottest Twitpics
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Porn Link Dump….Pervert
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Posted in:MHD

2012

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was racial profiled. A busty hispanic chick pulled over and asked me for directions specifically, I guess cuz she thought we were bredren, when there was a perfectly capable white guy who happened to be yelling at a tree, in some crazy fucking episode and a black guy who looked like he was packing….but I still feel racial profiled….it is a digusting racist world we live in……

Here are the stepLINKS….

JWoww & Snooki Wore Bikinis. Pregnant Snooki.
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Whose Tits Are Bigger? You Decide!
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Only the Best
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Hardest Pole Dance Move Ever
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Kid Takes her First Ski Jump….
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Sofia Vergara is a Spoiled Garbage Drug Lord’s Daughter Cunt
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Fat Carmen Electra Sucking Candy
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20 Chicks Who Can “PLAY” with the Men
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Some Dumb Bitch Can’t Figure Mph Out…..
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This Cat Soothes a Crying Baby to Sleep. WTF? – VIDEO
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The Hottest Actresses At The SXSW 2012 Film Festival
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Sofia Vergara’s Sexy Latina Lingerie Pictures
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Lindsay Will Sue The Man She Hit With Her Car If He Keeps Saying She Hit Him With Her Car
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Tara is Sexy in a Slingshot
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Free Cam Shows. How Can You Turn That Down?
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Drunk Nerdy Girl Gets Fingered By Her BFF
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20 Great Women Who Can Play with the Men
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Brandy Robbins Cam Show
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Angelina Jolie Removing Her Top GIF
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TwitPics of Tahiti Cora
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Now This is How You Shake Your Ass – VIDEO
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48 Photos Of Hot Ass
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More os Jason Russell’s Nekkid Ass Nekkis Meltdown
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Laura Stoner Let’s Her Tits Get Some Sun
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Ahhhhh Charlize Theron
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The Last Thing the World Needs is Another Celebrity Spawn Wannabe
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Who is Shay Mitchell?
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Gets Me Off To A Good Monday
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Story of a Fast Food Ad Man in China
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Brazilian Burglar Fail
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I wishe Charlize Theron Adopted my Dick
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Alexis Texas And Jayden James? Yes Please!
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This Ain’t The Smurfs – XXX Parody
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Katy Perry Tries To Cover “N__gas In Paris� And Says She Knows It Was Crappy After [Video]
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Two Busty Lesbians Get IT On – VIDEO
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Princesses
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These Sluts Get Nasty on Video – VIDEO
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JWoww Enjoys Grabbing Her Tits
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Some Green River Weirdness
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Katy Perry is a Fucking Monster in a Tight Dress….
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Princesses
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These Sluts Get Nasty on Video – VIDEO
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Crazy Moutain Bike First Person View – VIDEO
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This Babe is Sexy in a Fur Coat
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Ahhhhh Miranda Kerr
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Spanish Amateur Teen With Big Ass Tits
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Felicia Introduces You to Her (Natural?) Boobs
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Kimberly M is Our Afternoon Pick Me Up
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Paris Hilton Almost Caught in a Fight – VIDEO
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More 50 Year Old Titties…
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I Think Jon Hamm Wants To Bang Kim Kardashian
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Trying to Look Up One of the Jenner Sister’s Skirt
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Russell Brand Is Like A Fucking Rash
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Top 10 Reasons NOT to go To Mexico
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Some Rihanna Just Because
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Jessica Lowndes’ Skirt Loses Battle to Wind
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Victoria Justice Gets Ridiculously Leggy And Drop Dead Sexy, Oh My!
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Lesbian Love 17
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Miranda Kerr See Through
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Victoria’s Justice Tight Little Legs
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Teresa Palmer Fisting Her Hot Mouth
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Walking her Friend Like a Dog
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Piper Perabo Hot Tight Dress
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Rose McGowan’s New Face Take Her Cleavage Dancing of the Day
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Webcam Star of the Day
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FOURSOME ASSBANG
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St Patrick’s Cam Girl
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Today’s PORNO Link Dump
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2012

19

Mar

Ana Beatriz Barros Uninspiring Beach Pics of the Day

I know what kind of delusional asshole am I to call pictures of a lingerie model in her bikini uninspiring….but I can’t help the way I feel people….her ass looks like it is melting into a sloppy, skinny, mess and that tramp stamp screams stripper whore who has seen better days, but thankfully the black light hides the disease ridden, malnourished, meth ass cheeks from really scaring off customers…..

I am a huge fan of all skinny girls, in fact I encourage fat girls everywhere to stop eating, because they’ll be more appealing to fuck, I make a habbit of giving them that advice they don’t want to hear whenever I see one, you know “Hey you should really consider anorexia”…or “Ever heard of atkins?”….because the truth hurts….just ask Ana Beatriz Barros and her million dollar – thank god for photoshop ass cheeks…

Nice tramp stamp. Seriously can’t fully embrace how funny it is….


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2012

19

Mar

Kate Hudson Beach Pictures From the Other Day of the Day

Kate Hudson has bounced back to the skinny, round ass she once had, after deciding to be a mom of multiple kids, not that she had much say in it, cuz her slut pussy was always meant to be knocked up countless times, it comes with the territory of being some rich kid with daddy issues, who whined enough to get in movies thans to your mom, because you wanted the world to experience you, and let pretty much the world experience her because all those cocks she’s had from A List to has-been – to who the fuck is that that she’s having all that unprotected sex with….both before and after the implants….and you know what….at least she’s not as dumpy as her tormented ass has been in the past….I’m into these.


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2012

19

Mar

Anais Pouliot’s Titties for Exhibition Magazine of the Day

Her name is Anus and she’s a local girl for me….from Montreal….and making moves in the international model scene…moves that usually involve her being NAKED OR TOPLESS and I just regret that I didn’t find her in her ice fishing hut, or ghetto french trash town, or wherever these french people named Anus live, before she got to be this famous model, you know too important to give me the time of day….because that way I could have made her all mine and locked her into contract, in my basement, in a cage where she would have been forced to perform sex acts on me…if she ever wanted to see her family again..instead of this following and posting her pictures of her tits other people take of her and that she gets paid for making her far too unattainable for me while knowing there was a time a little van, a little roofies, and a little effort meant that she could have belonged to me. Lost opportunity. I’m a failure. Here are her tits for fashion.

Posted in:Anais Pouliot

2012

19

Mar

Titties on Cable of the Day

I love that TV is becoming more hardcore…I just can never be satisfied though….and wish it was applied to all the re-runs I watch…I mean shit…a golden girls gangbang while Dorothy jerks off in Sophia’s mouth is what teenage sex dreams are made of….but I’ll take what I can get with these non-sitcom shows with nudity….I like them.

Hanna Mangan Lawrence Naked in Spartacus

Unknown Actress Willing To Fuck on Camera in Spartacus

Stephanie Fantauzzi from Shameless

Sarah Power in Californication….

Posted in:HBOobs

2012

19

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I love me some stepNEWS…..cuz without it….we’d be stuck with just vapid hollywood bitches and there’s little to no fun in that…when so many weird fucking real life people are out there to laugh at and be inspired by…true fucking story.

Oregon Mom Arrested For Watching 17-Year-Old Daughter Strip
A mother in Salem, Oregon has been arrested and charged for allegedly watching her 17 year old daughter strip at a club. Months ago, the mother complained to the media that the strip club hired her underage child, but surveillance video shows her apparently giving the girl money.

Man-on-Man Kiss Interrupts Rick Santorum Appearance
A pair of men locked lips at a Rick Santorum campaign stop in Arlington Heights, Illinois and were removed from the event.

Teacher Tells African-American Student to Read “Blacker”
A Virginia high school English teacher is under investigation for telling the only African-American student in her class to read a Langston Hughes poem ‘Blacker.”

Guard Faints During St. Patrick’s Day Parade with Kate Middleton
While Kate Middleton met Irish guard on St. Patrick’s Day, one of the guards passed out while the Duchess was handing out shamrocks.

Family Surprised By Naked Intruder
A New Hampshire man was arrested on Sunday after allegedly he broke into a Manchester apartment dressed in only a t-shirt. Joseph O’Shea, 31, barged into a Chestnut Street apartment on Sunday while Lindsay Bolton was half asleep on her couch.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

19

Mar

Lana Del Lip in a White One Piece Bathing Suit in Video of the Day

I don’t find Lana Del Rey hot. I don’t find Lana Del Rey talented. I don’t mind Lana Del Rey’s songs, you know cuz I after falling in love with an ass that jogged by me the other day, unable to catch it, only to never see it again, I’ve finally experienced love at first site and loss, all within 1 minute, leading to me going home to listen to love songs….now I can finally related to them….I’m a loser like you.

Either way, she’s beed done, she’s played out, she’s unoriginal, she’s garbage, she’s fabricated, but she gets a lot of youtube hits, and thus the world thinks she’s relevant, even if we know that without over production in studio, she’s just a rich kid that talks and can’t sing with a bad lip job, a lip job that based on this video of her in a classic Glam bathing suit, see that’s her hook, that’s what she does, old Hollywood bullshit, shouda been a tit job.

I like the black and white…it makes her way more legitimate of a lie…I almost believe her so dark and tormented bullshit….

Who cares.

Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2012

19

Mar

Izabel Goulart Pants Off in Harper’s Bazaar Spain APril 2012 of the DAy

I love me some long, amazing, naked, legs…..even if I know they are photoshopped to look this way….because I know that they belong to a model….and that they are probably spectacular even when not photoshopped to be on the cover of a magazine…

I love how Spain does things….I mean, I am sure when the rest of the pictures drop…you know the inside pictures, they are gonna be fucking hot….you know since she’s pantsless on the cover….which is already enough for me to get excited about….without even thinking the inside pages will have some LABIA!!!

I like the fact that everything is pornographic, even fashion and mainstream publications put out by Heasrt. It makes life more fun for my sad sad self….

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2012

19

Mar

Foreign TItties on TV of the Day

I like to culture you uncultured, white trash, redneck hicks every once in a while by bringing you clips of nudity from International movies and TV shows, because International movies and TV shows are far less conservative than in America and the women are better to look at….because they don’t try as hard…

So here is a tight little tattooed body of some Belgian actress named Daisy Van Praet in some Belgian TV show called Witse……a body you’d expect to be more bloated and disgusting thanks the all the fries and waffles and beer…..but that’s ripped in ways that make you want to treat it like it’s a young dirty slut….making her talk dirty to you in dutch like a whore you picked up in the red light district back in college on your Euro trip through Amsterdam….only better cuz you don’t have to pay for it….and hoping she taps into her french side and gives you anal on the first date like they do in France…..

Euro bitches are amzing even if they are just fantasy from a far away land that will never cross paths with you….cuz you live in a fucking trailer park eating SPAM and CHEESE PUFFS you white trash, redneck hick.

Naked for TV in other countries…means naked on the internet. I’m into it.

Posted in:Daisy Van Praet

2012

19

Mar

J Woww’s Ass in a Pink Bikini of the Day

J Woww is the kind of slut who I normally hate, but for some reason she has grown on me. I don’t know why….You see cuz despite the nature of this site…and the fact that I have sex with hookers….only because I’m a married man and hookers leave you the fuck alone after you pay them….and don’t take much effort to get them….I can’t stand trash…..I know…I live in a trashcan, my wife is trash, and every pussy I’ve fucked is trash, and that’s probably the reason I can’t fucking stand it….so when all my friends are excited about a set of fake tits, or a club chick showing her cooch with no panties at the bar, or anything that remotely resembles anything from Jersey Shore….or even porno…..or even frat college kids on Spring Break…I get seriously annoyed, disgusted, and have no interest in fucking them…..It’s not a gay issue, cuz I love pussy, I just like the quiet, wholesome, possible 25 year old Susan Boyle style virgins…..you see cuz being a slut, loud and putting it out there is just too fucking easy…..it’s the religious girls you have to work on and that challenge makes fucking them exciting…at least more exciting than being one cock of many these vapid bitches who think they are hotter than they are…suck….

I know you get what I’m saying…..and that is that despite J.Woww representing all I hate in the world attached to one pussy and fake tits….I’m kinda eager to see her when she migrates her trash into porn…cuz you know she’s built for it…and I’ll watch it…we just need the Jersey Shore movement to simmer down a bit and let them fade into the irrelevant stripper hell they belong….

She’s looking kinda hot….


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Posted in:J Woww

2012

19

Mar

Christian Slater’s Girlfriend’s Top Goes See Through of the Day

Here is my favorite fake British accented paparazzi host…doing his best Robin Leach accenty, trying to intelectualize, or bring bad jokes and puns, in efforts to sound witty, while really just sounding like a total fucking wanker, in the form of a a video of Christian Slater and his Girlfrend, some bitch named Brittany Lopez, who decided to swim with her white shirt and no bra, only to walk the streets pretty much naked, in the kind of outfit I can appreciate, even if it’s on some pussy, some has been everyone once wanted to fuck, while most people under 25 probably don’t know exists…..fucks….

See through shirts on any bitch are worth noticing….maybe Christian Slater should whore her out some more to get some press time and remind people he exists to get some movie gigs….nothing wrong with exploiting migrant/immigrant workers for personal gain….it’s the American Dream.

Posted in:Brittany Lopez