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2011

25

Jul

Amy Winehouse’s Last Performance of the Day

Here’s a video of Amy Winehouse, in what is probably her last performance, from the 20th of July, I mean unless you consider dying alone in your bed to be a big final performance, even though no one relaly got to see the first part of the act, and only a select few got to see the actual ending, in some philisophical “if a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound” concept to deep and powerful for my little brain to grasp….

She’s dancing crazy and crazy dancing always brings joy to my cold dead, but not Amy Winehouse dead, heart…..

It’s a tragedy, but at least she left us with one last laugh….

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2011

25

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know why I bother posting pics of this bitch. She’s virtually a nobody, but I guess it comes down to the majority of people thinking she’s hot, something that I have a hard time doing, no, not because she banged a black dude, some of the hottest girls out there bang black dudes, it’s the hip hop generation….but cuz she’s fat….has fake tits…and looks and dresses trashy, on some trailer park trash stripper shit…a look that doesn’t turn me on…cuz I’ve had sex with so many of these trashcans for money….and it’s pretty fucking played out….

Not to mention, her posting her tits on twitter is expected, not only cuz all girls with fake tits love showing them off, I mean they saved up all their money for the shits, might as well get use out of the shit and celebrate the shit, but cuz she’s a fame whore and tits are all she’s got to keep people noticing…

BORING.

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2011

25

Jul

Vanessa Pudgens Bike Fetish Continues of the Day

These Vanessa Hudgens bike pics are kinda hot considering I spend almost every night sniffing bikes looking for a ripe seat…you know one ridden hard by a bitch with a really tart smelling pussy…you know that really thick sweat, unkempt pussy smell….shit that reminds you of eating pussy in the 80s, back when pubic hair kept that scent in, so potent it stays on the seat hours after the girl has locked her shit to the lamp post, cuz I’ve learned first hand it’s way better to sniff seats at 4 am, when foot traffic, car traffic and bike owner traffic is at its lowest….

Here she is riding hard enough for my liking…but I prefer when she’s taking nude pics of her whore self….

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2011

25

Jul

Adriana Lima Mom Bikini of the Day

The whole bikini shit almost loses its appeal when the bitch in the bikini is a bikini model…not cuz we’re bored of seeing any bitch, especially not pro bikini wearers in their bkinis, but because they are hanging ont he beach with their kid….or what I like to refer to as the thing that gave her a little bit of a pregnant body, cuz you never fully bounce back from that shit, especailly not in her likely destroyed pussy…..

So she made the career choice of becoming a mom instead of sticking with what she’s amazing at…so seeing her rocking her old is almost like watching an old timers sports game when all the players have got old and fat….

So looking at this almost makes you resent her and hate her for doing that to us, her fans but then we look at her tits, in the bikini and realize that shit, she’s still pretty fucking hot, making this whole post pretty fucking useless babbling…..which is something we’re all pretty used to….

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2011

25

Jul

Some Prince Harry Fanny of the Day

Prince Harry, the one who will never be king unless he kills off his brother has sex with this….

Her name is Florence Brudennell-Bruce and she’s an amateur lingerie model you know, the kind of bitch who hires her own photographers and stages her own photoshoots, which is something I always love…cuz it takes a certain kind of bitch who spends her own money on getting on camera half naked….you know in hopes of one day getting paid to do it….cuz that’s even sluttier and more pathetic than bitches who just take pics of herself…and that’s what makes amateur models. the ones eager to get noticed and real work….pretty fucking awesome….especially when they manage to lock down royalty with their pussies….not that royalty is notorious for fucking hot bitches…if anything they are notorious for being inbred closet cases….but it’s still an accomplishment that will lead to the good life…which is some smart fucking hustle…you know in the event her joke of a model career doesn’t work out of her…

All this to say, I’d love to fuck her…

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2011

25

Jul

Katy Perry’s Annoying Tranny Costume at the Smurfs Premiere of the DAy

Katy Perry is fucking ridiculous….

She’s wearing the kind of dress I’d expect to see on a transexual club kid going to the Smurf Premiere…

I’m talking some Amanda Lepore shit…all glittery and ugly that makes no sense why someone like Katy Perry would wear it….

I mean I get she’s crying for attention in a loud, tacky, glittery annoying way…but shit like this loses any/all sex appeal she may fucking have….at least for me…but then again she annoyed me so much with her music a while ago that I could never fall for her tits like the rest of the world did….

I thought after Sesame Street, she’d know how to dress more erotically to these kid focused events…I guess she remains nothing but a fucking let down…


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Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

25

Jul

Sara Jean Carrie Underwood Sluts Out for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know…I guess I shouldn’t complain when the hottest young pussy Playboy has put out the last decade has moved onto a legit TV presenting career where she brainwashes and targets nerds by dressing in super hero outfits every fucking day giving them material to fap to….

I mean I just understand the Oliva Munn hustle that nerds and collectors are as fanatical about the pussy they feel represents their weird lifestyle choices…

You know they actually think this bitch cares about nerd shit, when really she’s just eye candy for the netword to keep nerds coming back…in some scam that nerds know is a scam but choose to not believe it cuz that would give them nothing to look forward too..

ANd really when she’s taking pics of herself in a thong for the nerds, she hasn’t really swept her playboy shit under the fucking rug….and despite being able to google pics like this of her….

I still appreciate a good twitter twit pic….especially when it is from an exhibitionist whore who doesn’t really mind continuing that type cast role…

Good times…

Posted in:Sara Underwood

2011

25

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Tight Clothes Edition of the Day

I only do the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate that she won a hottest starlet award a few years ago…cuz if you look at her you know there’s very little “Hot” about her….at least not her face…

But with the teasing from the blog world, and an eagerness to have at least one redeeming quality, she had a nose job that didn’t really change the weirdness of her face…if anything it made it worse…so she hit the gym and with gym comes tight body..and with tight body…comes a lesser importance on her ugly face…cuz no one’s looking at it….making her plastic surgery nose job almost a waste of money, all she needed was that gym membership she had to get anyway, something I’m sure she didn’t realize when getting the nose job, but girls are retarded when it comes to insecurity and go under the knife for shit that doesn’t even bother us in the grand scheme of their ugly…because we’re looking at their tight body..

If you know what I mean…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

25

Jul

Kelly Osbourne is Such a Baby of the Day

It is safe to say that Kelly Osbourne just looked at herself in the mirror….

Or maybe…just maybe she’s pretending to be Amy Winehouse’s best friend in the world who is destroyed by the fact that she’s died at least when the paparazzi are looking….

Because you know with death comes lots of people who take ownership on the shit….

Or maybe….they actually are friends…bother tormented by addiction who used to get high together, before Kelly went to rehab and turned her back on those friends who brought her down….only to lose one and think that shit “that coulda been me”….

I’ve been there before…I feel her pain…but prefer thinking she just looked in the mirror…it is less depressing that way…and way more jokes..

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