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2010

08

Dec

Kesha is Fucking Disgusting of the Day

I like to pretend people like Kesha don’t exist…..she’s a fucking try-hard idiot. She’s trying hard at everything. From her shitty lyrics to her talentless hack skill set that doesn’t deserve the fame or money her BFF Katy Perry gave her, to her outfit and writing on herself that I am convinced she thought out every scribble because that’s just what try hards do….and apparently they also make facial expressions that make you think she’s trying hard to take a shit, which is so appropriate, because based on her album, her perfomance and her body, she pretty much is…right on that stage in front of her audience and pretty much wherever she take her disgusting self….

I am only posting this cuz she’s not wearing pants, even though she should be.

She is disgusting and she shouldn’t exist. Enjoy you fucking weirdos.

Posted in:Ke$ha|Kesha

2010

08

Dec

Jessica Alba’s Big Box of the Day

No, I’m not talking about Jessica Alba’s actual box, but I am assuming that hers is just as cold, dead and cavernous, you know capable of storing your Christmas decorations, and that midget stripper prostitute you kidnapped during a drug raid at the local midget strip club that you accidentally fucked to death when you got it home cuz you didn’t realize her little stripper pussy couldn’t handle your forearm, cuz shit hit vital organs unlike the pussy you are used to that is built like Jessica Alba’s box, cuz it has a couple kids and is lifesize. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

08

Dec

Alexandra Carl’s Tits for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Alexandra Carl and you may remember her as “Waitress at Inn” in Sex and the City 2, because I assume you are that pussy-whipped or desperate to watch that shit, hoping to learn how single girls actually think, when really you’re just learning about how gay men think, since they actually write the script to that shit, not that you it matters, what does matter is that this Alexandra Carl chick is some model who I guess is trying to breakthrough as an actor and she’s doing it the right way…by getting topless for photoshoots to get noticed, a strategy that works for me when my wife makes me go to job interviews in hopes one day I’ll work again, because apparently stripping down when asked what your best and worst quality is doesn’t go over well when it comes to actually hiring you…and sabotaging job interviews is kinda my thing…you know cuz when you’re actually hired for a gig it’s hard to convinve your wife why you’d rather sit on the computer trying to masturbate.

Here are her little tits.

Posted in:Alexandra Carl

2010

08

Dec

Selena Gomez Looks Retarded of the Day

I don’t really understand why these pictures of Selena Gomez are making the rounds, but I am thinking it is because motherfuckers are perverts and have a thing for 18 year old bitches who look like they have Down’s Syndrome and are learning how to make strawberry shortcake cuz you gotta keep Down’s Syndrome people stimulated by playing with things, otherwise they just masturbate or bang their heads into the wall repeatedly, cuz retarded 18 year olds are the only 18 year olds dumb enough to fuck them.

That’s not to say Down’s Syndrome people are actual retards, maybe they are just hyper intelligent, which would explain the big heads, but it is to say that you’re the kind of pervert who gets a job working at an instution for the severely mentally challenged because you figure while changing their diapers, you can give them a little diddle that they’ll like with your tongue/penis and no one will ever know, until you get carried away and get one pregnant and the investigation and secret cameras they install catch you on camera doing what it is you do cuz sex with a retard is next level nutty and unpredictable only to get you arrested but luckily you have a good lawyer who knows how to get you out of these stupid messes and by you I mean me.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

08

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

I think I just ate a can of cat food. At risk of sounding obvious, I shouldn’t have drank all the tequila last night. I know, a Mexican and his Tequila, could I be the stereotype everyone think I am, am I the mexican restaurant with all the racist mexican decor to make white people like they are part of something truly authentic, or do I just like to get fucked on Tequila. This are all questions we’re going to answer after the break….

Here are some of the latest stepNEWS clips…

Woman sues restaurant over toilet paper dispenser

Students get ‘Urkeled’ for saggy pants in Tennessee

PA man arrested for groping women in store

OH teen goes on destructive joy ride in dump truck

Porn Pictures Case: Accused May Go Free
The mother of a Lincoln Park girl is outraged. That is because a man accused of taking pornographic pictures of her daughter could be released.

AIDS IN OUR BUTT is topping the charts….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

08

Dec

Christina Aguilera’s Leaked Porn Pics of the Day

She really looks like a cheap grade stripper I’d pay for a lap dance cuz I felt bad that her dreams as a Vegas showgirl didn’t work out for her.

She’s been getting bad press for leaving her husband cuz he’s ugly and cuz she cheated on him on set of some shitty movie I will probably end up seeing because their PR tricks are so captivating….

I mean releasing pics, staging divorces and sex scandals. Hollywood is a fucking joke. I believe none of it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to fuck her for old times….but this washed up chunky garbage is not what I’d be thinking of while doing it….Genie in a bottle baby…gotta rub me the right way…the way I used to rub me when watching your music video before I knew what internet was….

These are too non nude for me to care. If anything they are boring. I like my sexting a litte more vagina spread open…but you can see some x-tina implant nipple.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

07

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

i will use facebook on my death bed like I was Elizabeth Edwards…who knows I might be doin’ it right now…you should ADD ME , cuz you should be there on the front line….

I post a lot of fucking links. I should really do this in 12 posts. instead of writing my own bullshit….why work while everyone else is doing it for me…

Here are the links….

Khloe Kardashian Feels Raped by the TSA and we Feel Raped by Her
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Donald Trump’s Hair Gives a Magical Performance – HILARIOUS!!!!
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Great Gifts Made By a Great Girl With Great Tits
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The Most Hardcore Videos You Will Find On the Interent
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Because You Are Going to Die old and Alone
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These are Some Nice Tits
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Petra Nemcova is Still ALive and Amazing
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Christina Hendricks’ Tits Are Amazing
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Hot Teen Gets Off on the Webcam
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The 50 Hottest “Off Duty” Cheerleaders
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Fun with BEER PONG – VIDEO
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Because This is What you Should Be Asking Santa For This Year
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Katy Perry Panty Upskirt
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Cameron Diaz, Just Because
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Christina Aguilera See Through
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Caption This!!!!
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Sofia Vergara Hot Tits
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Gotta Love a Girl Next Door
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Hot slut Guitar Solo – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Joanna Shari Looks Kinda Mannish But I Bet that Turns You On
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Donald Trump’s Hair Gives A Magical Performance – VIDEO
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What. The. Fuck. News Story of the Day
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Teen Girl in a G String – VIDEO
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Nicolle and Her Tiny Tits Are Pure Hotness
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Kayden Kross is Oh so Sexy
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Carrie Underwood Because I Love Her Country Slut Style
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Crazy Hottie Works Out Both Holes
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Amir Johnson is Better Than You – VIDEO
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Kimora Lee is Looking Almost Bangable
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2010’s Hottest Celebrity Outfits For Showcasing Legs! OW!
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3 Teens Play With their Pussys on Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The Bikini Life Of Francesca Versace
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Now THAT’S Pole Dancing – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Cutie Amateur Shows Off
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Korina is in the Bathtub
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8 Decisions That Should Only Be Made While Sober
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Why Am I Not surprised that There Are Nudes of JWoww Floating Around
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How About Some Rosa Acosta
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Annalynne McCord Sweet Ass In Short Shorts
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Brooke Hogan Pubes And A Nipple
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Khloe Kardashian Raped By Airport Security
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Christina Aguilera’s Nasty Implant Scar
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Jasmine Waltz Bikini Babe And Hottie Homewrecker
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Jessica Simpson Looks Drunk
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This Policeman Dying FromAmmonia Gas is a Freaky Fucking Video
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

07

Dec

Angelina Jolie Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

I am totally uninterested in Angelina Jolie. I think it’s got something to do with her being old.

The only thing good about middle age is the consistency of their vaginal secretions. Shit usually stays dry no matter how much you spit on it, and if you’re lucky enough to get one who gets turned on, the consistency of it is thick, like fucking a vat of fucking half-dry glue, leading to friction that makes her 12 babies feel like they’ve done no damage. It’s a lot like rape, you know without the whole rape part, cuz middle aged women don’t fear cock, they LOVE cock. It makes them feel pretty, young and wanted or some shit.

Here she is flashing some leg like she’s still got it….which I guess she probably does…cuz it’s for life.

Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2010

07

Dec

Shakira in Concert in Tight Pants of the Day

I find Shakira boring as fuck. I know her videos get everyone going nuts. But this isn’t video and her irritating immigrant voice and the horrible sounds she makes reminds me of bad sex with weird hippie bitches channeling some hindu god they feel they are connecting with cuz a dude is digging past their bush and obesity and playing with their cunt that never gets played with.

You know those wack jobs who moan like a donkey being impregnated with a pig while bored on the farm, just serious painful to listen to, but you erection is a magical tool that can block out background sounds…..

Here is her older ass in concert.

Posted in:Shakira

2010

07

Dec

Eva Mendes Booty in a Dress of the Day

I am guessing Eva Mendes is in a new movie because she’s all over the motherfucking place. I am guessing she is going to be naked in the movie cuz if the studio wanted a non nude spic pussy to be in the movie, they probably would have booked America Ferrara or some shit. They know Eva Mendes is the girl to go to who gets naked, like sex scenes, cuz she’s just happy to not be working at Wal Mart like so many of her relatives before they got on her payroll. I am guessing she isn’t as motivated to get naked when there aren’t big paychecks associated with the stripdown…cuz her pics aren’t quite as slutty as what you’d expect them to be….she’s a whore like that.

Here are some more of her in a tight dress…she’s all over the motherfucker….still not naked enough but I guess good enough cuz I’m wasting my time posting this garbage.

Posted in:Eva Mendes

2010

07

Dec

Rumer Willis Distracts Us From her Face Properly of the Day

I don’t know if Rumer Willis is a dyke or not, but I can say it is safe to assume she is, because when bitches have faces like this, normally the only dudes they can get are ones they don’t want, while girls are a lot more forgiving because they look for personality, especially if that personality comes with Ashton Kutcher as a stepfather, her dad is Bruce Willis, her mom Demi Moore….so broken uterus, polluted genetics the require millions of dollars in plastic surgery to sort the fuck out, or not…Lesbianism who only gets pussy cuz she’s tied into a good crowd or not….At least she’s got tits to use to distract me…and apparently it is working.

Posted in:Rumer Willis

2010

07

Dec

Eniko Mihalik Half Naked of the Day

This Eniko bitch is everywhere, at least on this site, cuz I’ve been posting her all the fucking time and I really have no idea. I mean she’s already made too much money for a communist Eastern European who should be in the circus or packing sausages into rich powerful men when their wive’s are out at social events. But this insert for Vogue has got me staring at where her GUNT would be if she had 12 kids and if she was back home living off potatos and cabbage, but instead shit looks tight. Good times.

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik

2010

07

Dec

Anna Kournikova in Black Shorts, Heels, See Through Shirt and a Leopard Bra of the Day

My title pretty much says it all…and that’s all I have to say about that.

Yeah, this is one of those life changing posts that really makes you think.

Posted in:Anna Kournikova

2010

07

Dec

Jasmine Waltz Bikini Ass of the Day

You may be asking yourself who this Jasmine Waltz with a great ass in a bikini is and I’m here to clear things up.

She played Kelly in Cheerleader Massacre 2. She played Erin in Secret Girlfriend. She played Soming Girl #3 in Pledge This but she is best known as playing David Arquettes girlfriend who broke him and Courtney Cox up cuz they share the same publicist and it was decided this is best for their careers like the puppets they are…

Now she is playing a cunt who stages bikini pics with the paparazzi like the low level bottom feeder with a dream and a love for attention that she is. Boring maybe, but if a bitch is in a bikini, I have no choice but to look.


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Posted in:Jasmine Waltz

2010

07

Dec

Kathy Griffin in Her Bikini of the Day

Kathy Griffin got into her bikini for some USO bullshit for the troops that didn’t involve her going overseas to do it. I can only assume it was set up to make the troops seriously fucking angy enough to go kill the Arabs for control of Oil to make corrupt policitians richer.

Here is a clip of her intro getting booed…..even though the Palin joke was good.

It scares me to see how much the troops like Sarah Palin and Jersey shore, I guess if I was out there in high stress environments risking my life for a government that doesn’t care about me I’d be into serious garbage to get me through it.

Here is proof that their government doesn’t care about them, comes in these pictures. If there was any respect for these people overseas who can’t be home for the holidays, they wouldn’t throw this half naked into the shit.

It’s nice to see this pig get booed, but I hate seeing the troops being exploited by VH1 pretending they care when really all they are doing is trying to get viewers.

You know Kathy Griffin is doing this because she wants a bunch of horny dudes to cheer her on cuz she’s not getting that kind of male attention anywhere else in her life…and when else is she going to get the change…Sure she’s not fat, but she is fucking vile looking…


Here are a whole lot more pictures of her in a bikini, if you can stomach it
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Posted in:Kathy Griffin