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2011

26

Jul

Vanessa Minnillo’s Honeymoon is Over of the Day

I love big cleavage…especially on a newlywed coming home from her honeymoon, cuz I know how chicks are and when a dude locks into them with marriage, it’s pretty obvious they’ve spent that last week or two with a dick inside them…especially when it is slutty Minnillo, or as I like to call her, the new Jessica Simpson, who was taking it from behind in the Mexico Hot Tub long before Nick Fag Lachey ever prompsed…

I’m thinking that’s why she’s showing off so much tit, it’s kinda like when girls are about to get their period, all fertile and ready to make babies, if she hasn’t already got one growing inside her, which would obviously explain the whole wedding thing in the first place….

And who cares, pregnant, married, jacked up on estrogen or not….it’s fucking hot. Look at that glow of a bitch who just got what she want and let her pussy take a beatin for it… Enjoy…..cuz I know I am…


Posted in:Vanessa Minnillo

2011

26

Jul

Miranda Kerr’s Baby’s Got the Right Idea of the Day

It is times like this that I wish I was a newborn baby….cuz they get so much fucking tits….maybe it’s just my Look Who’s Talking fantasy of one day being re-incarnated with this demented mind that will allow me to take it all kinds of mom tit all the fucking time…and more importantly to not relive the mistakes I’ve made this time around…however I’m pretty sure if reincarnation exists, I’m going straight to the bacteria in a pile of shit in a farm in the middle of no where….the lowest thing on the food chain…cuz that’s what happens to people like me….but I’m allowed to dream…and Miranda Kerr’s baby feeder tits are helping that….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

26

Jul

Cameron Diaz’s Strong Arm in a Bikini of the Day

(i don’t have the rights to the pics, so click the link below to see them)

Alex Rodriguez has this thing where he takes women and turns them as hard and as manly as he can get them without being actual men…whether he shoots them in the ass with steroids before they fuck him up the ass with their newly grown dick clits…jocks are all the gay same….

Cameron Diaz was once hot…seriously awesome thin, long body, but now she’s just boxed the fuck out and looks post menopausal and the only period she gets is when she rapes girls on their period…..

At least that’s what it looks like…..

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Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2011

26

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I spent my morning jerking off, or at least trying to cuz I haven’t had a full erection in years….to webcam girls….cuz webcam girls are like the strippers in your bedroom that you don’t have to pay or…

I watched at least 2 hours, bouncing from girl to girl…and I finally settled on Slim_Sexy22, she’s 23 from Italy….if you’re in Italy you should try to find her…

You see….cuz I hate fat chicks…cuz I am married to one….so the skinnier the fucking better to me…..I’m talking skin hanging of fucking bones and shit….like an eating disorder in the worst way…even though historically skinny girls have the meatiest vaginas…cuz there’s no fat to keep the shit contained….but a meaty vagina is still a fucking vagina..cuz the second I see a cellulite dimple, unless it is on a perfect round ass, I want to ban the bitch from eating even salads….

It’s not my fault, it is my wife’s…for being so disgusting…

Either way, I am still so hooked on these girls who get half naked and fuck on webcam…who are these mystical creatures….what motivates them…why do they do this or free….they are clearly sent to us from god…here to make us cum…..

The reality is…there are so many fucking hotties on this….It’s enough to make a dude jerk off 5 times a day…get fired from work…and turn to jerking off 5 times a day on cam for gay dudes to pay the mortgage….Amazing invention.


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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

26

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Baptist Preacher Gives Spirited Prayer: Thank you for my smoking’ hot wife
A Baptist preacher gave a spirited prayer before NASCAR fans in Lebanon, Tennessee.

STUDY: More Men Make Regret Posts Online
Some new studies have found a lot of people have regrets about things they said online and surprisingly its more men.

I almost forgot about the stepNEWS….you know not because I am on my summer break….recycling old posts…like all the other cushy spoiled assholes in the media…doing the re-run hustles…cuz I don’t take breaks…the idea of vacation doesn’t exist…cuz my whole life is a vacation…excpet maybe for the whole poverty part…But I’m pretty glad to bring it back today cuz some of these clips are fucking amazing….

Flash Mob Robbery at Victoria’s Secret
D.C. Police detectives are investigating a theft at a Victoria’s Secret store Monday afternoon located inside the Shops at Georgetown Park.

Video shows adults beating teenager
The mother of a 16-year-old is filing a complaint after, she says, two adults beat her daughter in a Worcester park over the weekend.

Caught on Tape: Suspect Shocks Gas Station Employee with Stun Gun
Police say a robbery suspect used a stun gun on a female clerk at a Shell gas station.

Car Crashes Into Philly Burger King
A car has driven into a Burger King in Philadelphia’s busy Center City district, injuring seven people.

French Runners Fight after Race
A fight broke out between two French middle distance runners during the weekend’s Monaco Diamond League meeting.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

26

Jul

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m not hungover. I’m still drunk. I stupidly decided to do MDMA last night to see if I still feel love, happiness and excitement….and apparently I don’t…but it did allow me to get my creep on….oh get my creep on…as I followed at least 10 girls home last night, and 10 girls to work this morning…Good times….not that it matters….

I was gonna hit up the amusment park…but thought that may get me arrested…so I’m just gonna stay put and post random celeb garbage…No so good times….

Fun Wtih Inflatable Pool Chairs
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50 Sexiest Ladies Rocking Racing Gear
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Free Cam Shows Because I Woke Up On the Wrong Side of the Bed Today and These Made Me Feel Better
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Candice Swanepoel Models Sexy Costumes For Victoria’s Secret
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Bikini Car Wash Special
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Kristin Cavallari is Single, Wears Short Orange Dress
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Cute Teen Dildoes Her Tight Pussy
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Web Cam Sluts You Don’t Have to Tell Twice
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I Don’t Play Golf With Will Ferrell But I’m Starting to Think I Should
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Posted in:MHD

2011

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this message from a facebook scammer….

Hi, I realize this request was really random, but I finally switched from myspace and this thing suggested we should become friends. I figure you seemed pretty cool so why not? lol.. Anyway, a bit about me.. I would say I’m adventurous and really down-to-earth.. Im unlike a lot of other people you’ll find. Im pretty much a social butterfly I notice we arent too far away from each other also which is really nice, also Id love to meet up sometime for coffee. I tried to attatch more pics of me but it is not letting it go through! Do you have a email addy I can just send these pictures to instead?

So I wrote:

You are so ugly it scares me! Thank god you don’t have more pics. Seriously! Kill Yourself you spamming cunt….

The spammer never responded and that hurts me…I thought we were best friends…I guess I was wrong about Sarah Lopez.Here are the rest of the stepLINKS….

Alessandra Ambrosio Makes Sex Faces
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Mariah Carey on HSN Acting Crazy
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Some Baby Playing Guitar
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Adrienne Curry Too Sexy for Comicon
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Kristin Cavallari in Shorts cuz her Wedding was Called Off…
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Kim Kardashian is Suing This Bitch
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Comic Con Pussy
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Robots Cover Marilyn Manson
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Bieber Fags Out With his Dad
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Leighton Meester Sues Her Own Mother
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Crossing the Street in Vietnam
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Weston Cage is Going Insane in Front of all Of Us and It’s Hilarious
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Guess What Lindsay Lohan Did on Saturday Night
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Live Sex Shows, Because It’s Monday Night and There’s Fuck All to Do
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Extreme Sports Are Gay for the Most Part, But This Video Compilation of Them Isn’t Half Bad – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Women From HBO Shows
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Alessandra Ambrosio Makes Sexy Faces
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Good Luck With That: Lindsay Wants “A-List Roles With No Nudity”
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Red Head on the Fucking Machine
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Pheobe Price is Dressed Like Bat Girl and I Can’t Stop Fucking Laughing
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25 Sports Movie Villains We Love to Hate
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Anna Paquin Panty Peek For Comic-Con Geeks!
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Ryan Reynolds is Banging Charlize Theron and I’m Pretty Jealous
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Wow Milet Cyrus Doesn’t Look Like Complete Fucking Trash for Once
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Kim Kardashian is a Fucking Idiot
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Looking Good Sweethearts of the Day
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Sophie Vergara Brings the Hotness as Always
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Autumn Riley Deserves Your Full Undivided Attention
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Skittles Commercial Spoof – TASTE THE RAINBOW
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VERONIQUE VEGA Looks Like an Oompa Loompa But At Least She Has a Hot Body
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Check Out Emmaly Lugo
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Investigation of Ex-NBA Player’s Murder Botched by City of Memphis
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Gigi rivera and Her Friend Are Scissoring
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Idiots Fuck While Driving Minivan On The Highway – VIDEO
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Vanessa Hudgens Just Cause
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Sammie, Celeste and April Get It On in the Shower
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Lais Ribeiro Models Catton Lingerie VS Panties
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Hipster Hottie in Short Shorts
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Pick-Me-Up: Candice Swanepoel, Victoria’s Secret Catalogue
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Pulling Down Her Pants in the Subway – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Check Out These Naughty Cheerleaders
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Adriana Lima Bikini Pics
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Track and Field Fist Fight! – VIDEO
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Awesome Fireworks on the Ground – VIDEO
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Kristin Cavallari – Short Shorts
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Megan Fox Is in Elle China
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Olivia Wilde is Stunning
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Kim Kardashian: Princess Piss Taker
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Bar Refaeli Grabs Her Tit To Prevent Nipple Slip: FAIL
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Vanessa Hudgens Sweet Panty Upskirt
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EXCLUSIVE: Captain America Movie Review
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Coco’s Big Tits And Juicy Camel Toe
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

25

Jul

Lea Michelle’s Shitty Bikini Body of the Day

I understand why this bitch is famous…She since show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….not to mention she’s on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…

But I have heard straight dudes talk about how they’d like to fuck her, or that they watch Glee for the hot chick, in reference to Lea Michelle, or that they think the bitch from Glee is awesome…and to that I say…if you’re one of those people…you may just be a homo…or like most dudes I know….very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….if you know what I mean….

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2011

25

Jul

Amy Winehouse’s Last Performance of the Day

Here’s a video of Amy Winehouse, in what is probably her last performance, from the 20th of July, I mean unless you consider dying alone in your bed to be a big final performance, even though no one relaly got to see the first part of the act, and only a select few got to see the actual ending, in some philisophical “if a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound” concept to deep and powerful for my little brain to grasp….

She’s dancing crazy and crazy dancing always brings joy to my cold dead, but not Amy Winehouse dead, heart…..

It’s a tragedy, but at least she left us with one last laugh….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse

2011

25

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know why I bother posting pics of this bitch. She’s virtually a nobody, but I guess it comes down to the majority of people thinking she’s hot, something that I have a hard time doing, no, not because she banged a black dude, some of the hottest girls out there bang black dudes, it’s the hip hop generation….but cuz she’s fat….has fake tits…and looks and dresses trashy, on some trailer park trash stripper shit…a look that doesn’t turn me on…cuz I’ve had sex with so many of these trashcans for money….and it’s pretty fucking played out….

Not to mention, her posting her tits on twitter is expected, not only cuz all girls with fake tits love showing them off, I mean they saved up all their money for the shits, might as well get use out of the shit and celebrate the shit, but cuz she’s a fame whore and tits are all she’s got to keep people noticing…

BORING.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

25

Jul

Vanessa Pudgens Bike Fetish Continues of the Day

These Vanessa Hudgens bike pics are kinda hot considering I spend almost every night sniffing bikes looking for a ripe seat…you know one ridden hard by a bitch with a really tart smelling pussy…you know that really thick sweat, unkempt pussy smell….shit that reminds you of eating pussy in the 80s, back when pubic hair kept that scent in, so potent it stays on the seat hours after the girl has locked her shit to the lamp post, cuz I’ve learned first hand it’s way better to sniff seats at 4 am, when foot traffic, car traffic and bike owner traffic is at its lowest….

Here she is riding hard enough for my liking…but I prefer when she’s taking nude pics of her whore self….

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

25

Jul

Adriana Lima Mom Bikini of the Day

The whole bikini shit almost loses its appeal when the bitch in the bikini is a bikini model…not cuz we’re bored of seeing any bitch, especially not pro bikini wearers in their bkinis, but because they are hanging ont he beach with their kid….or what I like to refer to as the thing that gave her a little bit of a pregnant body, cuz you never fully bounce back from that shit, especailly not in her likely destroyed pussy…..

So she made the career choice of becoming a mom instead of sticking with what she’s amazing at…so seeing her rocking her old is almost like watching an old timers sports game when all the players have got old and fat….

So looking at this almost makes you resent her and hate her for doing that to us, her fans but then we look at her tits, in the bikini and realize that shit, she’s still pretty fucking hot, making this whole post pretty fucking useless babbling…..which is something we’re all pretty used to….

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Posted in:Adriana Lima

2011

25

Jul

Some Prince Harry Fanny of the Day

Prince Harry, the one who will never be king unless he kills off his brother has sex with this….

Her name is Florence Brudennell-Bruce and she’s an amateur lingerie model you know, the kind of bitch who hires her own photographers and stages her own photoshoots, which is something I always love…cuz it takes a certain kind of bitch who spends her own money on getting on camera half naked….you know in hopes of one day getting paid to do it….cuz that’s even sluttier and more pathetic than bitches who just take pics of herself…and that’s what makes amateur models. the ones eager to get noticed and real work….pretty fucking awesome….especially when they manage to lock down royalty with their pussies….not that royalty is notorious for fucking hot bitches…if anything they are notorious for being inbred closet cases….but it’s still an accomplishment that will lead to the good life…which is some smart fucking hustle…you know in the event her joke of a model career doesn’t work out of her…

All this to say, I’d love to fuck her…

Posted in:Florence Brudenell-Bruce

2011

25

Jul

Katy Perry’s Annoying Tranny Costume at the Smurfs Premiere of the DAy

Katy Perry is fucking ridiculous….

She’s wearing the kind of dress I’d expect to see on a transexual club kid going to the Smurf Premiere…

I’m talking some Amanda Lepore shit…all glittery and ugly that makes no sense why someone like Katy Perry would wear it….

I mean I get she’s crying for attention in a loud, tacky, glittery annoying way…but shit like this loses any/all sex appeal she may fucking have….at least for me…but then again she annoyed me so much with her music a while ago that I could never fall for her tits like the rest of the world did….

I thought after Sesame Street, she’d know how to dress more erotically to these kid focused events…I guess she remains nothing but a fucking let down…


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Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

25

Jul

Sara Jean Carrie Underwood Sluts Out for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know…I guess I shouldn’t complain when the hottest young pussy Playboy has put out the last decade has moved onto a legit TV presenting career where she brainwashes and targets nerds by dressing in super hero outfits every fucking day giving them material to fap to….

I mean I just understand the Oliva Munn hustle that nerds and collectors are as fanatical about the pussy they feel represents their weird lifestyle choices…

You know they actually think this bitch cares about nerd shit, when really she’s just eye candy for the netword to keep nerds coming back…in some scam that nerds know is a scam but choose to not believe it cuz that would give them nothing to look forward too..

ANd really when she’s taking pics of herself in a thong for the nerds, she hasn’t really swept her playboy shit under the fucking rug….and despite being able to google pics like this of her….

I still appreciate a good twitter twit pic….especially when it is from an exhibitionist whore who doesn’t really mind continuing that type cast role…

Good times…

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