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2011

14

Jul

Rachel Bilson Covered Up on Set of the Day

If you’re anything like me, seeing bitches walking around their house in their housecoat from a distance, through branches, and windows and sometimes a telephoto lens is totally porn to me…

That’s why seeing Bilson that kidnapped who sympathizes with her kidnapper like she was that bitch from Nevada who lived in the backyard, hiding her tame fully clothed self for no real reason works for me.

Not that it matters, she has a hot little outfit on, showing hot little tits and that’s what this is all about….cuz she’s normally boring as fuck…unless she’s getting paid…in which case we get these fetish pics. Yay. Whore.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

14

Jul

Shauna Sand Bikini Pics with New Male Escort of the Day

I always thought that there was no way Shauna Sand’s pretty boy escorts were straight. I just assumed they were male prostitutes who were getting paid minimal, but more than working their local bathhouse, to live the good life on beaches with her, occassionally holding her hand to make us think they are so in love….when really we’re thinking “I wonder how hard this is gonna fuck up her kids”…

But then I saw the Sex Tape and realized the pretty boy immigrants actually fuck her on camera, which doesn’t mean they aren’t gay, since her vagina is questionable, meaty and possibly an empty ballsack, but it does mean they are pretty committed to their jobs…even though we all know we’d fuck this plastic big silly like the sex doll she looks and moves like…despite how vile she may be…and that’s the end of this post.

Either way, here’s he Shauna Sand monster doing all she knows how to do…

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2011

14

Jul

Pippa Middleton Working the Paparazzi with a Jog of the Day

Her ass isn’t that great…but her motivation is. You know trying to get noticed cuz her sister married a prince and is in the royal family, leaving her virtually in the dust to fend for herself and take this “sibling” of a royal thing seriously by getting as many paparazzi on her ass…all to make a name for herself that will make her parents proud…even though everyone knows it will be nothing in comparison to their golden child Kate….leading her to severe drug use and pre-mature death…where everyone at the funeral will be asking about kate…never getting poor pippa noticed…and that to me is exciting…

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

14

Jul

Christina Aguilera is Large and in Charge…of the Buffet of the Day

I remember Christina Aguilera when she was a tiny little thing….with tiny little tits…and a tiny little ass…in a time long before she raped her uterus with pregnancy and raped the all you can eat buffet of all the food everyday for the last two years cuz that’s the only thing that can explain how far gone she is…it’s like she threw it all away and for no really reason….other than possible internal torment…maybe her daddy used to touch her…I don’t know…but I do know she needs to take some of her money and hire a fucking trainer cuz I believe in her…and believe there’s another chance for this mom pussy to win me over instead of the restaurant owner of every restaurant she walks into ready to make his month with her one order…if you know what I mean….

Maybe I’m just wishful thinking, maybe I just hate fat chicks who look like retired strippers at the trailer park, I guess I could just move onto the many many other not tainted vagina out there to post pictures of…an that’s just what I am going to do…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

14

Jul

Ivanka Trump Pregnancy Fetish Pics of the Day

I don’t know about you, but ready to drop porn has always been disgusting to me. The whole idea of pregnancy was never beautiful, except for a drunken one night stand when you know you’re not that dad and can’t ever be the dad thanks to the fetus already in a bitch…I had the way their belly buttons stick out, and I hate the way their nipples get big and weird, and most importantly I hate how shit rapes a body…the only thing hot about ready to drop porn is how tight the asshole gets when the baby is crowning, but usually the bitch is too far gone at that point to let you inside her….

So here’s Ivanka Trump, too far gone as far as I’m concerned to ever bounce back, unless that bouncing takes place on her new fat ass and ravaged pussy lips…

She’s the socialite gone to waste…she coulda been Paris Hilton, but instead she went respectable…Sucks.

Posted in:Ivanka Trump

2011

14

Jul

Nicolas Cage’s Son Proves You Can’t Raise a Normal Kid in Hollywood of the Day

Here’s Weston Cage and his gang of rejects….fucking losers acting like the idiots they are…proving that Nic Cage is a horrible dad who raised his kid with a trsust fund to get him out of her hair while he was being famous and successful, leading to this Weston Cage motherfucker being a tormented soul, all gothic and dark, who humiliates himself in efforts to get his dad to noticee him, and with famous fathers, comes latch on bitches with big tits who fuck you and fight you, in efforts to make themselves famous, and the whole thing is so fucking weird, but I’d still like to watch the sex tape. It’d be hysterical and his wife and her dyke seem stripper enough to make it good. Something to consider.

All this to say….What a crying for attention spoiled brat….I hate people like this… but they are funny fucking idiots…

Posted in:Weston Cage

2011

14

Jul

Some Bitches from Some TV Show Slutting Out for GQ of the Day

Here’s Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs for GQ, doing some Terry Richardson style lesbianism, like he did with Glee, in efforts to promote their show “Community” and as far as I’m concerned, it is genius marketing, even if it didn’t take a genius to figure it out, since dyking out celebs in their underwear, in subtle yet implied pornographic images, that just touch the line of pornography, you know as a lead in, but still keeps corporate sponsors happy, while making the fans hungry for more, is just a solid move…I should take their lead, but I prefer napping.

Before today I didn’t know who these bithes were and now I want to see their sex tape…Good work GQ….now Put me on the cover in my panties…I need the fame.

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Posted in:Alison Brie|Gilian Jacobs

2011

14

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have something seriously against morning…except if I’m still drinking from the night before…cuz usually by that point I’m numb and all the repressed memories are forgotten….

I think that’s why I always wake up at noon.

This hangover would be better if it had pussy lips in it….

Guests on Judge Judy Have Got to Represent the Moron Population of America
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50 Most Crooked Athletes in Sports History
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Free Cam Show That Are Hot Like Fire
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Roof Jump Timing Fail – VIDEO
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How About some Victoria Secrets Angels in Spandex?
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Web Cam Sluts You Will Love, Trust Me
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Chick With Braces Gives you the Money Shot
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The 10 Hottest Serbian Babes
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If I Know You at All, You Probably Have STDs Already
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Posted in:MHD

2011

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Oh shit. I almost forgot to do my stepLINKS…I blame my meth teeth and my addiction to becoming the next Tom from Myspace of Google+ without the whole upside of being a billionaire from the shit…not that I’m actually addicted to a website or internet service. The only thing I’m only addicted to on the internet is all the available pussy or pictures of pussy….How crass of me…I am normally so eloquently spoken…..

I’m drunk.

Now here are those stepLINKS you probably didn’t notice weren’t up yet. Thanks for the support you asshole.

Erin Andrews Does Kate Upton on Video – Whatever that Means…
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Chat Roulette Girl in a Bikini Prank….Funny….
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Some Victoria’s Secret Angels in Picture
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50 Craziest Mass Transit Fights
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Miranda Kerr Named Her Baby After Her Dead Ex Boyfriend. That.Slut.
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I love camgirls….more than strippers
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Fat White Bitch Sucking Hard and Rapping video
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The Jersey Shore Florence Promo Pics are as Trash as You’d Expect them To be
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The Best Planking Pic To Date – Chick Face in Toilet – Genius
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Never Too many Webcam Bitches…So Many Webcam Bitches…
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I Like Curry Chicken but I don’t Like Adrianne Curry – Even When She’s Half Naked and Flexing
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I love that Rodney King Got Arrested Again. Poor guy. Always oppressed by the man for being a ….drunk driver.
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Some Oversized Vagina Lips for Some Good Times
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Some Hairy German Actress Who Looks Like a Beast Celebrity Pussy
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Dave Grohl Kicking Out Fans
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Du Hast A Capella Weirdness
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This Things that Look DIrty But Aren’t is Awesome
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Old Nasty Bitch on Webcam
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Ali Larter See Through Top And Big Mom Boobs. Win, Win.
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Bottom Feeder Imogen Thomas Shows Her Camel Toe And Big Tits
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Teen Mom Farah – Big Fake Tits in A Small Bikini
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Kim Kardashian’s Personal Shitty Vacation Pics
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Lauren Pope Upskirt
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Throwback Alba Giving Herself a Wedgie Bikini Pics
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I want to fuck the Queen’s Royal Pussy – Does that Make me Weird?
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Here’s Prince Harry’s Piece of Hairy Taco
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Arm Wrestle Chick Breaks Her Arm
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Cameron Diaz Fondling Breasts in Bad Teacher
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I will Always Jerk off to Lohan Falling
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Hitler Had Sex Dolls Made for Nazi Troops Cuz He Was Gay and Would Collect the Semen to Bathe in It
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Some Teen Fetish Lesbians Fucking Each Other
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Some SI Swimsuit Footage Cuz We Link Bitches in Bikinis
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