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2009

17

Sep

Rihanna and Her Nipple Ring of the Day

Yes, I’ve seen the Rihana nipple ring in a see thru shirt pictures, you can’t stop emailing me…who am I kidding….no one ever emails me.

I don’t find these exciting because I already knew she had a nipple ring, I’ve already seen her naked and because I’m seriously over Rihanna, she bores me, my Barbados connection told me enough shit about her to make her seem like a trash can bullshit person, like everyone in entertainment, but most importantly, my dog barks at her on TV and he only barks at dogs, proving that either my dog’s racist and thinks black people are animals, or he just thinks RIhanna is one and that’s a huge reason why I hate her, because I realized life is a lot funnier when you let your dog make decisions for you.

Pics via GO

Posted in:Nipple Ring|Rihanna

2009

17

Sep

Alexis Arquette and “Her” Panty Flash of the Day

I’d like to switch things up here for a minute and throw up these pictures of Alexis “Used to be a Man” Arquette’s panty flash, even though “she” looks like a Jewish accountant at a halloween party, because I know a lot of you are closet cases and this is the only way you can accept your sexuality without fully accepting your sexuality, if you know what I mean. When I worked in the warehouse for a porn distributor, the biggest selling shit was tranny porn, I never got it and watched one once and figured that maybe guys liked seeing chicks with dicks fuck chicks without dicks and it was even more straight than straight porn,, cuz you had 2 sets of fake tits, one vagina and one dick, you know maybe tranny shit was something different after being so desensitized to regular porn, but then I saw the scene where dude was fucking a tranny and let me tell you there’s nothing straight about that, and nothing normal about mentally unstable people changing their fuckin’ gender like some kind of freaks, something that should be illegal and the whole thing creeps me the fuck out, but you probably like it, because someone’s keeping those tranny whores in business….

Pics via GO

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Panty|Tranny

2009

17

Sep

Kanye West and Taylor Swift Have the Same Agent of the Day

In believing nothing you see on television or in the entertainment industy, because nothing gets on TV or without it being run by an approval board, because there is too much money on the line, making it impossible for people to just jump on stage and do shit like Kanye pulled, it turns out Kanye and Taylor both have the same agent.

His name is David Wirtschafter.

That means this was a lie to the people and a lie to everyone they have been interviewed by, including my favorite vagina, Whoopi Goldburg, reminding us that Talyor swift is a usless fucking cunt just trying to get more buzz and Kanye is still the piece of shit, closet case, only child brat with a dead mother.

We’re all such fucking idiots and should know better than this, so remember nothing you see is real. These people are just puppets and we just drink the fucking Kool Aid. I am usually way smarter than this. Oh well.

Posted in:Agent|Kanye West|Taylor Swift

2009

17

Sep

Megan Fox Talks About Her Shitty Movie Like We Give a Fuck of the Day

Megan Fox was part of some kind of Meet and Greet, which I guess is on the same level and Obama and McCain and their bullshit town hall meetings in random towns around America, you know in efforts to connect with her fans, have a little question and answer with her fans about such exciting things like her new movie and I really wish I was there to laugh at the shit as I am sure you wish you were there to masturbate under your trench coat, you weird motherfucker….

Thanks to Youtube, Here’s a video of the Meet and Greet……saying things like that the movie is better than we think it is and that it is “fuckin’ rad” and then she goes off on some whole other bullshit, shakes her tits like the whore that she was destined to be and the whole thing is funny….not that I watched the whole thing…because I’m just not that interested…and because I have a severe hatred for Diablo Cody….but it’s nice that I didn’t have to fly to LA to be a part of this joke. Thanks internet.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bullshit|Jennifer Body|Megan Fox

2009

17

Sep

Blake Lively and her Tits in a Short Skirt of the Day

I don’t understand why the bitch on Gossip Girl with the sex tape I’ve never seen is far more lowkey than the bitch on Gossip Girl who is constantly showing off her tits and body in as little clothes as possible without filming a sex tape just walking down the street, pussy in air and shit, but the worst thing about all this is that I am writing this bullshit about her, I think I need new hobbies….

Pics Via PCN

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tits

2009

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I got free tickets to Kings of Leon, they were pretty fucking lame. They were talking about how they are real artists and just because they are on the radio, they are still the band that started out because they hated what was on the radio, fuck yourself. They attract pretty much the shittiest audience and the highlight of the night was a drunken 15 year old who puked all over himself and had to be taken out by security after falling asleep in some dude’s seat when he was in the bathroom.

The good news is that I am drunk. Here are my stepLINKS….

Ali Lohan Is Well On Her Way to Being a Dirty Rotten Whore
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I’m Not Sure How Else You Plan On Doing It to Be Honest
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4 Step’s To a Great First Date
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Aubrey O’Day Has Nothing Better to Do Than Pose With Little or No Clothes On
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The 9 Hottest Nigerian Women
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Get Yourself a Black Market Clone
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AnnaLynne McCord Nip Slip
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Something About These Pic of Jenn Aniston Are Making Me Want to Bone Her
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YOU KNOW THOSE SEXY TAYLOR MOMSEN “FISHNET” PICS? HERE’S THE ENTIRE UNCENSORED GALLERY … WHERE ARE HER FUCKING PARENTS?
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The Best/Worst Restaurent Commercial Ever
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Chinese Punks Are Kind of Awesome
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Does Kanye Have Asperger’s Syndrome?
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Seriously The More Megan Fox Talks, The More I Hate Her
Shut Up and Look Good, Cause That’s All You’re Good At
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Striptease of the Day
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Seriously, WTF is WRONG with Lady Gaga? This Shit Isn’t Even Funny Anymore
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Robin Wright Penn is Single I Wanna Bone Her
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Chris Brown is Doing Community Service
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Yeah I’d Still Fuck Kelly Taylor
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Fuck You Pete Wentz
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I Kind of Miss The Girls Next Door
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Faye Regan in the Buff
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Hats Off to the DC Bros. Apparently It’s the Land of Big Dicks
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This Little Slut Knows How to Break Noses
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Can’t Get Enough Of These Fucking Machines
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Jenna Priestly is Fingering Herself
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Kylie is Kinda See Through
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Nip Slips – A Gallery
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Kim Kardashian should Just Get a Bikini Tattooed On Her and Be Done With It
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You Can’t Stay a Virgin Forever, Nor Do You Want To
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Some Sara Harding Hot Pants
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Babe Stripping in the Kitchen
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Candice Swanepoel: Victoria’s Secret Pink Collection
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Let’s Watch a Water Melon Explode
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Audrey Bitoni is an Animal
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Michael Vick is Playing Football Again and Hank Baskett is Out of a Job
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SAVE THE BOOOBS
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Retards Gotta Get Laid Too, You Should Know
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Mario Lopez is a Giant Fucking Homo and Here is the Proof
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Real Life Anime Porn? Say What?
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Some International Craziness
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5 Signs You Might Be The Driver Everyone Hates
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Let’s Laugh at Jeniifer Aniston By Looking at Pics of Angelina Jolie
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HOLY FUCK … THIS IS HOT!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

16

Sep

Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Thigh Highs of the Day

More lesbian Lohan, only this time in thigh highs, she was my first post today, what’s with this sudden obsession with her, I mean it’s not like I haven’t spent the last 5 years documented her every fucking move, at least her every move when it comes to being half naked and worth wanting to fuck, pretty much 5 years where I haven’t been living my own fucking life or making my on fucking moves, or at least moves where I am half named and worth wanting to fuck, good thing I have pretty much no ambition, drive or energy to get off this shit stained, urine soaked couch….consider yourself lucky to have me to distract you from your boring life with useless thoughts from my boring life….

Pics Via INF

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2009

16

Sep

Scary See Through Picture of the Day

Her name is Leigh Lezark and she is like the grandmother to newage hipsters. She ran some bullshit celebrity and scenester parties called Misshapes where she DJed with a couple other dirtbags and they were all the rage for that whole faggy fashion and art scene in New York that Los Anelges copied and that made her some of fashion icon and now she’s scaring the fuck out of me in this outfit during fashion weak….that’s right I called it fashion weak…I’m such a jerk. I hate myself right now, just a heads up…

Pics via Mavrix

Posted in:Leigh Lezark|See Thru

2009

16

Sep

Lucy Lui’s Got Some Fat Lesbian Asian Tits of the Day

I remember a few years ago when you couldn’t go a day without hearing about Lucy Lui, she was all the fuckin’ rage and now, those days are over, but I am guess she’s a lesbian now, because here she is holding hands with a girl and despite knowing that women are needy and annoying and need constant attention, bitches constantly hold each other, hug each other and cuddle each other, meaning they may or may not fuck each other with strap ons, despite how much more interesting they would be if they did.

Update – I looked her up and I think she’s Bi……so maybe this is just a preview to the hardcore dyke sex that’s gonna go down a few hours after this picture was taken and here are her hard asian nipples….

Pics via Mavrix

Posted in:Lucy Lui|Tits

2009

16

Sep

Rachel Bilson in Showing Off Bra in her Pissed Colored Outfit of the Day

Rachel Bilson was the only thing I could stomach back when I watched the OC on Thursday nights before going to local college bars where I’d use some of the typical drama that happened on the show to strike up conversation with the dumb bitches in the bar who were hooked on the shit a bunch of years ago, tricking them into thinking we had something in common, but the truth is it was all a tactic to see them naked, which for the recond, never worked.

Speaking of never working, I don’t remember the last thing I saw this bitch in, but at least she’s working her tits by showing off some bra in these pictures, because that’s really the only work she needs to be a success in my books, not that my opinion of success is something she cares about since she doesn’t know I exist…

Pics via Mavrix and INF

Posted in:Piss|Rachel Bilson

2009

16

Sep

Eliza Dushku’s Got Jungle Fever of the Day

As a member of an inter-racial couple, not that I actually consider myself in a realtionship, I’m really only married out of convenience, and not that I really consider myself Mexican, because I’ve been Americanized a few times over and my skin’s turned greay and ashy, but I still like to celebrate all interracial couples I see by pointing and laughing and making it harder for them than it already is, because social stigma is my real life partner, I just don’t really know what it means…but it means I like to make fun of people for things they are already insecure about…and here is the pic that disappoints her family.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|IRC|Rick Fox

2009

16

Sep

Ciara in a See Thru Shirt and Leather Shorts of the Day

I guess I run a fashion site without knowing anything about fashion. I’m the next Anna Wintour or some shit, you know the star of The September Issue or some homobullshit, because here I am writing about what a bitch is wearing, when you have eyes and can figure it out on your fucking own.

This is Ciara, she fucks Diddy for exposure, since the last 5 years haven’t brought her that much success, and whoring herself is the best way to the top, and now she’s stepped it up a notch and has started leaking nude pics and dressing like a whore, even though this isn’t actually what whores dress like, it’s some suburban misconception and not accurate at all, you know something people are always willing to drop when a bitch dresses a little slutty, but when it really has no relevance, since the whores I know don’t wear designer, they wear soiled panties and ripped mini skirts and they smell like piss, rotting flesh, broken condoms and broken dreams and here is Ciara….

Pics via Mavrix

Posted in:Ciara|Leather Shorts|See Thru

2009

16

Sep

Megan Fox Does Rolling Stone Magazine of the Day

Megan Fox is in Rolling Stone and they got her doing some kind of borderline hot photoshoot because she’s America’s most overrated sex icon thanks to the media shoving her down our impressionable minds, at least according to me but I guess she fits all the criteria on my list of being a girl I want to fuck even though the only thing on that list is that she has a pussy….and I am not talking about David from 90210 despite the fact that he’s clearly a pussy, I’m talking about the pussy in her short jean shorts….

Either way, since she’s all the fuckin’ rage, I’ll participate in inflating her to a standard she can’t live up to, so that she crashes hard and turns to porn. Just doin’ my part…

Posted in:Megan Fox|Panties|Rolling Stone

2009

16

Sep

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I used to think that forums on the internet were for people who masturbate to their favorite comic book character they want to fuck, or anime cartoon they want to fuck, but it turns out they are for people who dress like their favorite comic book character they want to fuck.

That’s not to say this dude’s from the stepFORUM, but he should be and here’s a whole lot of shit going on in there, something for everyone, get on this shit….

Register to get the full DSF experience!
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———Celebs———

OMFG HOT! – Eva Wyrwal strips for Nuts Mag (65 pics!) **NSFW**
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HOT – Danielle Lloyd – “Talks about sex” for Nuts Mag (sorta NSFW)
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Alyssa Milano in LA Direct Magazine
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HOT! – Nicola Tappenden – The Stunning Page 3 model (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston @ “Love Happens” Premiere
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Blake Lively – cleavage while wearing a floral dress in NY
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HOT – Kitty Lea & Kelly Lu |Topless (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift – leaving ABC’s The View in NYC
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Janet Jackson *BIKINI/CLEAVAGE* Stewart Shining Photoshoot
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Sara Paxton – The Beautiful Life: TBL Celebration Party
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Megan Fox – Arriving to Sutton Place Hotel
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HOT – Noirin Kelly – Topless – Ex UK BB Babe! (NSFW)
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Vanessa Hudgens – Allure Magazine
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HOT – Alice Goodwin is a goddess (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus – Performing on her Wonder World tour
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AnnaLynne McCord in New York
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Sophie Monk and her nips out in a Short Red Dress
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Sophie Reade – Topless for Nuts (NSFW)
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———E-Books———

Rolling Stone Magazine (Sept 17 2009)
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Sound and Vision (Sept – Oct) 2009
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———Random———

Kanye Interupt Meme explodes!
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GYMKHANA 2.1, BLOCK vs DYRDEK (video)
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I Taught Linda Lovelace
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Kanyegate (video)
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Godfather Motors
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360 Degrees of WTF
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Sweet Rack! (some NSFW)
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Real Girls (some NSFW)
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Waka Waka Rap (video)
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Listen to Obama call Kanye a Jackass, it’ll make you smile
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Beach Girls (NSFW)
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When good bananas go bad… (video)
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EVERY Kanye Sample EVER (video)
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Exotic (NSFW)
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Cats can talk on cell phones
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More Real Girls (some NSFW)
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70s Porno Graphics (video)
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I am – Random Link of the Day
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———Audio Books———

A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin (2009)
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Sound Sleep: Relax for Deep Sleep [Audio CD]
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———Sleaziness———

Bella 19yo girl from Sweden
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Ass
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Big Mouthfuls – Sedora
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Schoolgirl POV #7
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Young, Gorgeous, and Busty
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Lanny Barbie
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Kim Acourt
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Bit Tits Creampie – The Milky CreamPie!!!
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I Love Dirty Old Men 4
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Tight Brunette Lola
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More Ass
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Backroom MILF – From L.A To Miami
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Pure18 – Kristy Kelly
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American Black Ass 2
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The Babysitter Scenes
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Tori Black – Out Of The Blue – [Twistys]
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

16

Sep

Aubrey O’Day and Her Peepshow Promo Pics of the Day

It’s a celebration at the O’Day household, you know bitch busted out the jar of peanut butter for the dog she fucks to go to fucking town on her cunt, because Aubrey O’Day’s finally got work and hasn’t had to lower herself to her breast implant’s destiny of being grabbed for 10 dollars a song, instead, she is acting like a stripper and not actually being a stripper, apparently there’s a difference, just not a very big one and here she is in her photoshopped promo pics for “Peep Show” filling the big shoes that Mel B left in her life changing performance and O’Day is wearing some stripper clothes because she’s acting like a stripper and not actually a stripper…let me repeat that…she’s acting like a stripper and not actually a stripper (yet)…..what a fuckin’ joke.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Lingerie