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2011

22

Mar

Alyssa Miller Topless in Video of the Day

Her name is Alyssa Miller. She’s relatively unknown, at least based on her twitter followers and my extensive knowledge of bitches who get half naked for fashion, but she is a Guess model like she was Anna Nicole Smith…and she was in this year’s SI Swimsuit edition…and now she’s topless in some romantic, artistic bullshit video that I like cuz she’s topless in it and I don’t care how high concept it is or how dude promised to ger her name out there for her career to lure the bitch in to do this for him, I just care that it’s been done and I’m watching it… FOLLOW ME

Here’s her SI video for you to masturbate to – in the event you prefer paying jobs for porn…

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2011

22

Mar

JWoww is a Best Selling Author in a Bikini of the Day

Here is best selling Author, because America is fucked, lounging in her bikini on a school day, like she was Paris Hilton, because she can….

I am not bitter that trashy, no Italians pretending to be Italians on a TV show that I think is on its last legs, made trash like this a millionaire, mainly cuz I know that nature will take its course and that her level of talentless cunt will catch up with her, and the cashflow will end. She’s peaked. She’ll burn through her money and she will be the fake tit whore peddling sex tapes in a few years, cuz being in porn was really all she ever wanted to do, this Jersey Shore thing was just a diversion from her dreams…

Either way, here she is doin’ nothing with her big tits and big face laughing at us for making her able to do this…when really she should be working Walmart, or at hooters or some shit…Amazing how the world works… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:JWOWW

2011

22

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I know you’d rather watch porn than the news, but to some people, the news is porn…

Here’s the latest stepNEWS that isn’t news. FOLLOW ME

SWAT team shows up over Taco Bell dissatisfaction

Female TN Softball Coach Charged with Sexual Battery

UGA Student Attacked, Nearly Raped
There’s fear around the UGA campus Monday night after a man attacked a student and tried to rape her. Fortunately, a Good Samaritan intervened.

Man throws $100 to strangers
Witnesses say they are still surprised by a man’s bizarre behavior at a local Starbucks on St. Patrick’s Day. He walked into a the store, yelled. “I’m rich, I’m rich, I’m rich!” then threw about 100-one dollar bills into the air.

Apple under fire for anti-gay app
A new Smartphone application by a Christian-based organization promises to help gay people “grow into heterosexuality.” Many who work with teens say it sends a bad message; and national groups are calling for Apple to de-list it.

Suspects Beat Victim with Crowbar
Details have emerged after a Surprise man is found beaten to death and robbed at a Peoria apartment complex.

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2011

22

Mar

Scarlett Johansson Not Nude in Vogue China of the Day

Scarlett Johansson had her email hacked, at least that’s the rumor. They are saying there are nude pics of her floating around, these aren’t them.

I don’t believe it til I see it, I just assume it’s a Hudgens cover-up, you know cuz she had a scandal a few weeks ago that you probably already forgot about,….that’s what happens when your career is based on some fad for 10 year olds who are now 14 and are ashamed of the bullshit.

Not that that has anything to do with Scarlett Johansson, the most overrated “beauty” in Hollywood….who you all think is so fucking amazing for some weird reason I call marketing, but who irritates the hell out of me…especially when she talks all slow, nasal, raspy and annoying. I just want to cunt punch her while shoving my dick down her throat to shut her the hell up….I’m a gentleman like that….Hi girls….

Here she is in Vogue China wearing tight clothes, it’s like Lost in Translation all over again for this bitch….who cares. FOLLOW ME

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2011

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Hungover. Just woke up. What did I miss? Other than proof that a topless man is often times way more offensive than a topless women, make toplessness legal, of the day?!

Not sure what I mean, but I’m sure I mean it. FOLLOW ME

Guy on Electric Scooter Scoots His Way Through a Flood! Yes! – VDIEO
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Foul Sleazeballs: The 50 Biggest Creeps in Sportss
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Free Cam Shows That You’ll Never Get Tired Of
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Dumbest Plays of the NCAA Tourney Thus Far. Yup, these are pretty bad….
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Taylor Momsen Will See Miley’s Lesbian Kiss and Raise Her All This Stuf
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Cheerleader Shit Stain
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Curvey Sluts 3 for 1 OMG
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Asian Amateur Gets Oiled Up
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Christian Girls: Let Your Inner Slut Get Closer to Jesus By Getting Up on the Pole
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2011

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of the weekend wasn’t as much a highlight as it was a disappointment. I was drunk. My friend went outside to smoke. I stayed inside to drink. He witnessed a 20 year old girl, wasted off her fucking ass, jack up her skirt and start pissin everywhere, her bald pussy for all to see, and the fucker didn’t even get the video.

The other hight of the weekend that wasn’t as much a highlight as it was a disappointment was a rejection letter from Charlie Sheen’s internship program, not cuz I give a fuck about Charlie Sheen. That joke is over, boring and annoying, but cuz I never win anything…not even when I’m willing to whore myself out to be some bitch who works for Charlie Sheen’s bitch…

Does having the best site on the internet nobody reads not count for something? I was on this celeb paparazzi titty thing before 90 percent of other sites. I guess I suck at life, good thing I already knew that, embraced that and most importantly, love that.

I wouldn’t change me for the world, but I would for 4-6 million dollars, tell your rich friends… FOLLOW ME

Here are my stepLINKS….

Natalie Portman Has Leaked Photos Now – THanks to the Hacker WHo Doesn’t Email Me the Goods But Should…Hopefully they are pre-pregnancy…
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Nicki Minaj is Wearing a Dildo on Stage or She’s Been Hiding a MASSIVE Cock in Her Multi Colored Leggings All Along
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Web Cam Sluts To Start Your Week Off Right
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Petra Nemcova’s Hottest Bikini Pics
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Kim Kardashian And Her Big Tits Celebrate Her Brother’s Birthday
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Snooki In A Bikini: Make It Stop!
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Kelly Brook’s Sweet Bikini Goodness
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Sofia Vergara Hotness
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Beach Sluts Will Make This the Vacation of Your Dreams
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The Best Things in Life Are Free, Including These Girls
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Wyclef Got Shot Hahahahahahahah
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That’s One Giant Dildo
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The NFL’s Hottest Fan Bases
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Toys That Will Make Your Playtime Way Better
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Martina Colombari Panty Uspkirt
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Some Lindsay Lohan Just Because
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Brittany Maddison Has One Hot Booty
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British Girl Group STOOSHE Has a New Single Called FUCK ME
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Miley Cyrus Sluts It Up on Stage
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Rekha Luther Has One Hot Body
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Some Hot Blonde Lesbian Action To Get Your Day Going In The Right Direction
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Victoria Silvstedt – BonPrix Lingerie
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HOlly West is the Hotness
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Gotta Love School Girls
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Celebrity Wax Figures That Look So Real Its Scary!! [PICS]
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Now These Sluts Are What I Call Paradise
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Brooke Mueller Panty Upskirt
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And More Lindsay Lohan
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Julie is on the Fucking Machine
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 Presents Damaris Lewis
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And More School Girls
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A Little Bit of Taylor Swift
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Huge Titties on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jayde Nicole Strips Down
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Let’s Celebrate National Umbrella Month
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SUV Versus Reporter
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How to Get All the Bitches
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Kayden Panettiere is Bacially Wearing a White Rag
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CBS Willing to Forgive Charlie Sheen
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Yup, Eva Longoria Looks Way Hotter Now That She’s Divorced…
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Tiger Woods’ New Girlfriend Is A Drunk. Here’s Her Mugshot
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Katherine Heigl, Smoking In A Bikini
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Nuts For Knuts Dead At 4
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Real Housewives of OC, Tamra Getting Banged In The Bathtub
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2011

21

Mar

Isabeli Fontana and Natasha Poly Topless for Muse Magazine of the Day

Here is Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana topless for Muse…she is best known for being a 16 year old Victoria’s Secret lingerie model back in 1999. Where I am from, that is called child pornography. Victoria’s Secret, you shoudl be ashamed of yourself.

Now she’s naked, 12 years later for a magazine. Who cares? Well I guess I do…cuz I support victims of the international human trafficking sex trade, especially when they make millions cuz they did it corporate… FOLLOW ME

Here is some other bitch named Natasha Poly…she’s Russian and real fucking busty.

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana|Natasha Poly

2011

21

Mar

Some Boring Victoria’s Secret Pictures of the Day

The problem I have with Victoria’s Secret is that the women never have nipples. How can I get off to a bitch’s body if her nipples aren’t hard…it makes me feel like the photoshopped person I am looking at isn’t human…and although getting off to something that isn’t human wouldn’t be a first for me, it doesn’t mean it’s something I like or that I’m not ashamed of.. Pocket Pussy, I’m talking to you…

The other problem I have with Victoria’s Secret is that their pics are always the boring fucking same. I get the whole hot chick in underwear thing, but I’d appreciate a little creativity to show off these bathing suits. Slut it up a little motherfuckers, this isn’t the Sears catalog…seriously…

No nipple, no bush, no pussy definition, photoshopped women who don’t need to be photoshopped, in boring poses and boring settings makes me cry on the inside…but at least the girls are ridiculously hot…cuz that shit will save any crisis….war….natural disaster…etc. FOLLOW ME

I guess their new catalog dropped…cuz here’s Erin Heatherton…

And more importantly, here’s Candice Swanepoel….

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton

2011

21

Mar

Taylor Momsen Channels Dakota Fanning in the Runaways of the Day

I saw the Runaways because I am a pervert and the idea of teen rockers in lingerie may not be all that sexy to me, but the masturbation seen with Kristen Stewart telling a bitch to get off to Farrah Fawecet’s hair (pre-death) kinda was, even if Kristen Steward reminds me of a dude you’d meet in the woods out back of a trailer park killing squirrels while smoking meth and taking a fucking shit.

So I know that Taylor Momsen is ripping off that Joan Jett hustle, as much as she’s milking the fact that she’s 17 as hard as she can to generate some buzz before she turns 18 and everyone sees how much she looks like Lady Gaga with her weak chin and all…and the whole thing is boring, especially when the pussy she’s dyking out with looks like she’s either a mom of 4, a checkout girl at WalMart who’s been stealing all the broken chocolate bars they can’t sell, or just real down with fast food. Clearly Momssen was looking for someone who wasn’t as hot as her who would steal the show…and this is the best she could come up with…

It’s boring, but I guess this is growing up in Hollywood in the most obvious of ways… FOLLOW ME

This act is a little too obvious, I want a little more creativity or vagina in publicity stunts….


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Posted in:Taylor Momsen