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2012

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

A reader sent this in of his 19 year old girlfriend and got mad I didn;’t post it….so I’m posting it from Vegas….

I’m really horrible at being a networker media person… I’m horrible at attending porn parties….or pretty much any organized event…

For some reason I end up in dive bars, real ghetto shit you probably wouldn’t want to be in, surrounded by the freaks even though the pornstars themselves have put you on their guest lists, but I guess you can’t teach an old dog new tricks…I mean seriously…getting down to Trance music while Jersey Shore people throw napkins at their bottle service tables….is just irritating…tranny pussy, repressed christians talking about how guilty they are for heavy petting their wife pre marriage a decade earlier, while admitting he wants to fuck other women, but it’s so wrong, and other freaks of Vegas….is more my shit…You can take the low life degenerate out of the low life degenerate bars, but you can’t take the lowlife degenerate out of me….

Drinking time…hasn’t ended yet….here are the stepLINKS….

Courtney Stodden Went Jogging or Something
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Meet The Virgin Blonde Slutkini
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Live Web Cam Sluts to Help You Through the Weekend
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Florence Welch Bikini
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100 Best Sports Movie Characters Ever
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Obama Sings Al Green
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Paris Hilton in her Panties
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Demi Moore’s Fake Tits
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Weird Dancing Zebra
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A Pretty Incredible Sports Compilation Video – VIDEO
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The 10 Funniest Robot Chick Sketches
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Ahhhhh Sofia Vergara
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Vanessa Bryant = Queen of the Gold Diggers
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Lingerie Showdown: Kelly Brook vs. Rihanna
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Aki Hoshino is Our Asian Hottie of the Day
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Free Cams to Make Your Friday More Sexy
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Guy Films His Girlfriend Dildoing Herself
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Best Sports Movie Characters Ever
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Miley Cyrus Puffy See Throught Nipples
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Carey Mulligan
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In Case You Missed It, Obama Sings. LOL WTF – VIDEO
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Sexy Celebs’ Skimpiest Bikini Pics Posted to Twitter (PHOTOS)
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Amanda Harrington
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Vanessa Hudgens is in Hawaii
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Sunny Leone is Super Sexy
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Japanese Hottie Mikie Hara
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Carli Banks and Her Vagina
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Layla Flaherty From Desperate Housewives Seems Kinda Trashy and I Like It
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Real Is Overrated: The Most Notorious And Beloved Fake Celebrity Bodyparts Of All Time
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Kacey and Friends Get Their Lesbo On
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“Ghost Hunter� Susan Slaughter Gets Spooky Nude
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Nicole Spencer Gets Naughty WIth Her Hot Friend
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Undress to Impress – The Sweats
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Ahhh Kate Beckinsale
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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The Student Film Awards, Where The Only Losers Are the Audience – VIDEO
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Anna is One Fine Babe
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Julianne Moore Checks Out The Hugo Boss Show In Berlin
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Premium Gallz : Holly – Badchick Rated
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Angelina Jolie Hates Stacy Keibler so I Guess Her and I Have That in Common
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Kate Upton’s New Bikini Preview Will Melt Your Freaking Eyeballs… Damn!
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Fucking With a New Born’s Brain
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15 Sports Hotties We’re Done Caring About
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Best Short Film
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Bar Refaeli COvered in Mud Bikini Pics
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Amazing Sports Video
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Vanessa Hudgens Slutty Bikini
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Blake Lively Does Marilyn Monroe for Gossip Girl….
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Some Awkward Soap Commericial Parody
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Best Picture of the 100 Hottest Athletes of All Time
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Emma Stone’s Bikini in Vanity Fair
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Beat Boxing Flute
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Rhianna’s Bikini Retrospective
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More Miley Cyrus See Through
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More Mena Suvari in Workout Gear
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More Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini
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More Rihanna In a Bikini
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Rosie Jones Topless on the Beach
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2012

21

Jan

Eva Longoria’s Big Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know what this is about, but what better way to start a Saturday than to stare at some Mexican titties that are likely conservative implants, cuz Mexican bitches I know all have the worst fucking tits, it’s genetic…

What it comes down to is that all girls need to be showing off their tits at all times..we’re animals and in the animal kingdom and it is the human equivalent to Baboons showing their swollen pussy when in heat and looking for male attention. only less erotic…..

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2012

20

Jan

Kate Upton’s Hot Bikini Tits of the Day

This is Kate Upton for some shit called Beach Bunny….she’s got an amazing fucking set of tits and is the kind of 19 year old pussy you want to lust after, which according to my new Christian friend is a sin cuz it ruins marriages and porn is the work of the devil, but luckily for all of us God forgives all sins, making all this good as long as you repent and mean it right before you die….I mean just to be safe cuz you never know…..

Either way, take it in, cuz in a few years, the rest of her will catch up to her tits…it’s a scientific fact…

Another fact, I’m at the porn convention in Vegas…I should be socializing with tits…in person…rather than talking about some photoshopped model shit…and that’s just what I’m gonna do..

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

20

Jan

Rita Rusic Old Hot Body in her Bikini of the Day

What it comes down to is that if more granny aged bitches looked like this….the world would be a better fucking place….It just takes a little fucking work…some good genes and some plastic surgery but it makes hanging out by the pool far less offensive than it normally is when fat, sloppy with their skin slowly peeling off their body…saggy as fuck…but Rita Rusic brings hope…

Posted in:Rita Rusic

2012

20

Jan

Ashley Johnson May be Unknown but She is in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Ashley Johnson…you probably aren’t her fan…you probably don’t even know who she is and I might as well be posting pics of bitches in bikinis you send in from you vacations…..but you dont send in those pics and I’m forced to use paparazzi pics….of people who played Chrissy Seaver on Growing Pains…a role I don’ remember…and either do you…but I guess we have no choice to believe…..that said here she is in a bikini with her kid…showing some middle aged mom body…good times…

Posted in:Ashley Johnson

2012

20

Jan

Elsa Pataky Pregnant Bikini Pic of the DAy

Here’s pregnant 35 year old Elsa Pataky looking hot in a bikini – she’s married to some actor who played Thor and prior to him she dated Adrien Brody…which I guess was her groupie move to propel her to such great roles as the hot girl in Snakes on a Plane…..

Now I normally hate pregnancy for all the obvious reasons, but realize than when the pregnancy is on a fit bitch….and it is her first pregnancy….so I know her body and pussy isn’t ruined…I can appreciate it more than the mother of 3 I met in the bar talking about how she’s been trying to get pregnant with her fourth kid on the 15, 17, 18 of this month…all pig faced and full of cum…

Posted in:Elsa Pataky

2012

20

Jan

Serena Williams’ Rocking Tennis Booty Bounce of the Day

Nothing makes you feel more like a man than jerking off to a bitch who is built thicker than a man…at least that’s what a tranny whore told me last night…which amazed me less than the fact that all the whores at the hotel bar were trannies after 5:30 am…it’s like where did the pussies go…why were they such pussies and why was I negotiating prices even though I had no real interest in chicks with dick and never have….but I’ll use these pics of Serena Williams big fat ass bouncing with her muscles to celebrate last night…

Posted in:Serena Williams

2012

20

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may be nothing special…her body may be nothing great…but for some reason I post pics of the bitch daily and since I new she was in Australia…I was waiting for these…so hot or not…none nude or not…interesting or not….she’s all up in her boyfriend cuz she’s trying to get pregnant…it’s trendy and she’ll never be alone again…despite what her mom body will lead you to think she deserves to be…..and I appreciate watching…cuz I’m hungover and got nothing better going on…and her cellulite inspires me to drink more…which works with my miserable lifestyle…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2012

20

Jan

Mena Suvari in Some Workout Booty Divorce Pics of the Day

I don’t really stay on top of celeb gossip…I just post the pictures and ramble on about the shit…but I do know that Mena Suvari, the Alien from American Pie and other movies…where she was all forehead…filed for divorce…I’m thinking cuz there’s a new American Pie movie coming out and this is all part of that campaign…or maybe it is cuz marriage sucks, doesn’t matter and she’s just realizing that trying to be suburban is boring, lame and closes the door on so much potential cock…

But like every good divorcee…she’s out showing off her mid 30 booty in a pair of workout pants…trying to get in shape but more importantly trying to get some male attention cuz she’s free….ready to fuck….available to fuck…and needs some re-assurance cuz we all know she’s not the spring chicken alien she once was…….


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Posted in:Mena Suvari

2012

20

Jan

Miley Cyrus Amazing Big Nipple See THrough of the Day

Finally….a good old fashioned see through fucking t-shirt picture of a bitch I want to see in a see through shirt…It’s been a while since something like this has gone down…and sure I’m in Vegas surrounded by whores…half naked…breast implants everywhere….but seeing a little Miley nipple in picture is all I really neeed…..as a sidenote I’d like to say I’m surprised I am alive right now…I have never drank as much as I did last night…..I may be dead and this may be heaven…or some afterlife….


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

20

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am surprised I am not dead….Hard drinking with alcoholics who are so fucking weathered and soaked through they are human vibrators….shaking all over the place in their Vegas ’93 shirt….they got when they decided to move here….while having midgets or dwarves with no hands do hand stands….as hookers who are likely men giggle…and DC cops tell me how to kill black dudes and a Christian on his first trip from home lectures me about sex before marriage and other sinning without embracing his logic that GOD always forgives, so he should be fucking bitches and getting high right now….only to deal with it later..

It is just so fucking trippy to me that I drank more and more… only to wake up now…half alive wondering what the fuck happened to me…..Welcome to fucking Vegas and I haven’t even bothered with the porn stars yet…..

Beach Babe Photoshoot? Why Not!
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15 Sports Hotties You Should Be Done Caring About By Now
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Free Cam Shows Make Friday a Lot More Sexy
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This Slut Fucked Her Step Brother and Here is the Story
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Muaythai Training is Kinda Intense
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Charm Killings is Killing It
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Maybe Katy Perry Was the Sex Addict
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Live Web Cam Sluts, You Love It
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Slutty Lesbos Get It On – VIDEO
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A History of Women With Shaved Heads
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Posted in:MHD

2012

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I bet this bitch was a real whore…and probably still is….

Stepfather Career highlight….I’m in an elevator with a pornstar I don’t recognize….she sees my name badge and shakes my hand saying she loves the site…turns out it was Jessica Drake and I’ve seen her have sex at least 1000 times…Either way, career highlight.

Another highlight today was Anonymous fighting back against Megaupload being shutdown and the whole SOPA and PIPA shit that will censor the internet, ruin the internet, destroy this site and millions of other sites by giving the US Government control to censor it and make it like TV….where no everyone can be like Seacrest and get a channel…It’s fucked…but nerds who built the internet can bring it down…at least that’s what I am hoping…

SOPA Explained….in Video – Fuck the Government – Anarchy…

Here are the stepLINKS

You Will Not Believe Me When I Say This, But Snooki Actually Looks Half Decent Without Make Up On. Trust Me, I’m as Shocked as You Are
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A Double Shot of Class and By Class, I Mean Whores
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This Guy and His Back Flips Are Kinda Insane
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Katy Perry Kisses a Topless Indonesian and He Likes It
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Whiskey and Water Trick
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15 Sports Hotties we’re Done Caring About
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Epic Flip GUy
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Slutty Naked Snow Bunny
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George Lucas is Retiring
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George Lucas’ 10 Most Obnoxious Moments
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Mila Kunis Is A Tight Little Package
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Glad to See Rihanna is Making Good Use of Twitter
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Everyone Knows a Facebook Creeper
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I’d Like to Be All Over Kasey
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Free Cam Shows Ecause, Well Why Not?
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Horny Chick Fingers Her Own Asshole- VIDEO
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WTF Photo is Also a WTF Are You Wearing of the Day
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The 30 Worst Sports Songs Ever
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How About a Tennis Camel Toe
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Blake Lively is Menh, But Here She is Anyways
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Lucy Hale & Ashley Benson Flash A Lotta Leg in Sexy New Bongo Ads
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Amanda Harrington Enjoyed a night out in London
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The Enquirer is Saying OJ Simpson is Khloe Kardashian’s Father and Its Probably a Lie But Let’s Just Go With That
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LeAnn Rimes is an idiot
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Ahhhhhhh a Slutty Pic Pic Dump
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Tarzan FAIL – VIDEO
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Fake Tits – Love Em or Hate Em?
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Woman Offers Herself And 9-Year-Old Daughter For Sex To Pay Off $25 Laptop Debt At Pawn Shop
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Dee Lily and Paige Love Are Sexy Lesbos
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I Had Sex For Money Pt.3! Out-Calls, Drivers, & Boobs!
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Tall Skinny Teens Have Lesbian Sex
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Undress to Impress
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Hipster Babe by the Window
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Las Vegas: 2012 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo – Day One
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Naughty Emo Sluts on the Web Cam
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Paris Hilton and Her Red Ferrari
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This Lady Takes a Shit Outside a Restaurant – VIDEO
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10 video games to look out for in 2012
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Megaupload What Shut Down by the Feds
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Guess Which Family of Sluts Almost Had Their Own MAGAZINE? What the Fuck!
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Taylor Swift Hot for Vogue
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Crazy Hockey Goal
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Ryan Seacrest Has His Own TV Network Now – We’re All Doomed
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Amanda Seyfried Boring as Fuck on Set
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8 Year Old’s First Hardcore Song
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Hot Skinny Bitch Naked with Long Legs
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The Best Picture of the 100 Hottest Athletes of all Time
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Amanda Harrington Bangable In A Party Dress
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Smart Fucking Parrot
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Some Hot Bitch Fisting Herself
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Snooki Has Never Looked So Good
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A Perfect Shot Right In The Hole!
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Violin Chicks Do System of a Down
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Some Young Pussy in Shorts
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The 30 Worst Sports SOngs We NEvere Want to HEar Again
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Webcam Pussy for Free is The Best Kind of Pussy for Me
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Crazy Muay THai Training
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Ashley Greene Hot Modeling Pics…
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Horny Fucking Housewives Being Horny Fucking Housewives…
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Miranda Kerr Pulling Up Her Dress
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Rita Rusic Old Lady Ass Crack is Fucking Hotness
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Arianny Celeste for Zoo Magazine
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Sophie Reade Amazing Topless Shoot
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Leeann Tweeden Hot as Fuck for Maxim Thailand
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Alyssa Miller Hot Bodypaint Pictures
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2012

20

Jan

Rihanna Bikini Hustle of the Day

I appreciate that Rihanna is being her own paparazzi….cuz the paparzzi fucking suck and the more these famous bitches promote themselves through hot pics…giving them the smut for free….the happier I am as a guy with a blog…cuz I’m not about to pay a motherfucker for this shit….

I guess what I’m saying here is Thanks Rihanna for being so cool….keep up the half naked pics…cuz they make me happy and it is all about me…

But seriously – bitch needs to update her camera – she’s worse than my at taking pics…and she could have all the free cameras she desires…but instead chooses her free phone she got on contract back in barbados or some shit…who cares


NOW HERE ARE THE PAPARZZI PICS OF THIS BITCH IN THIS BIKINI

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

19

Jan

Elsa Pataky Pregnant Bikini Pictures of the Day

Nothing like a pregnant chick on a waterslide….to get me excited that she may slip up, lose the baby and thus save her vagina…leading me to believe if I was a superhero, that’d be by quest…vagina saver thru miscarriage enducer…

I feel like this post makes my one female reader happy, but that’s just cuz she had a botched abortion and can’t have babies of her own, so she looks at pregnant chicks as the devil mocking her inadequacies…but it probably upsets all the other girls….cuz I’m a horrible horrible man…

That said, here’s preggers Elsa Pataky in a bikini…

Posted in:Elsa Pataky

2012

19

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Swim 2012 Cock Tease Video of the Day

Why do these fuckers at Victoria’s Secret gotta fuck with me like this…they got me by the fucking balls fuck…I hate their corporate monster ways…I hate endorsing their campaigns for free…all because there are hot bitches in bikinis seducing me….it’s such an easy marketing hustle…get hot pussy, make them celebs so people care about them, get them half naked often so people keep talking about them…and it makes me hate myself as much as I like looking at the half naked bitches…

So here’s Some teaser….half a million people have already seen…

Here’s Some Candice….straight from South Africa reminding us to cum in africa but never let africa cum in you…..HIV rules of wisdom…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret