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2011

30

Mar

More Sofia Vergara in the One Piece Thong Bathing Suit of the Day

I posted these Sofia Vergara pictures yesterday, but I guess middle age pussy in bathing suits is the theme of the day…mainly because the paparazzi released more pictures of her huge tits squeezed into a one piece for a Pepsi commercial with David Beckham…and I want to be on the front lines and hunt and gather this shit for all you perverts who like their women seasoned vetrans in sucking cock, so good they got a fucking career out of the shit when they were nothing but a Colombian coke whore knocked up at 17 before smuggling herself into America….look at her now…motherfucker…or at least look at her tits cuz they are all that matters…FOLLOW ME

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2011

30

Mar

Courtney Cox Mom in a Bikini Again of the Day

Here’s Courtney Cox on set in a bikini, cuz TV doesn’t find mom’s in a bikini inappropriate, but I do.

Nothing like a mom body in a bikini to encourage us to get married, knock a bitch up, only to leave her and spend your money on young groupie pussy, until you realize that you can’t keep up with young groupie pussy, and that all they want is for you to be a dancing monkey novelty act they show off to their friends at their college parties all while spending your Scream 1 through 3 money, that you don’t mind them spending until their tighter than your wife’s pussy gets boring and you get tired, making you crawl back to the familar menopausal vagina, tell her that you miss her and the kid, and that you want your old life back, blaming a midlife crisis and jealous about her and her costar from TV, only for all this to be a thing of the fucking past….Right?….FOLLOW ME

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2011

30

Mar

Rihanna’s Ass on the cover of Rolling Stone of the Day

I can’t quite figure out if this picture of Rihanna is a step up from their last issue staring Snooki’s gut on a rocket, or if they went to the same barn they pulled that pig out of and came out with this….you see because something about Rihanna makes me hate her and in hating her leaves me unable to appreciate that she’s showing the world her ass in a magazine…and I think that’s that she’s got no talent, she was nothing but a teen hooker fucking British men in Barbados, who got some kind of break, probably cuz she was fucking British men in Barbados, and in turn became the entity that she’s not humble about in anyway. I have friends in Barbados and I’m surprised the bitch hasn’t been shot and thrown into the Ocean yet, cuz she is that hated there…but I guess I should learn to seperate myself from people I’ve never met, cuz even talking like this is making me feel weird….so look at her ass and forget all the wrong in the world she’s done..while remembering the best move of Chris Brown’s career was trying to kill the bitch to save humanity…but instead got in trouble for it…he’s really a bleach blonde hero…while Rihanna’s songtrack to her life is about being a blackhead….FOLLOW ME


Posted in:Rihanna

2011

30

Mar

Wonder Woman Overrated on Set of the Day

Here’s anothing thing that makes no sense to me….this Adrianne Palicki bitch they cast to play wonder woman and the fanboys who are actually excited about this shit…Maybe it’s cuz I never read comics and hated the whole superhero bullshit cuz I didn’t feel insecure about my inability to fly or save the world and didn’t feel a need to read about it and try to relate to bullshit….and maybe it’s cuz I could never jerk off to drawings of a busty bitch, but instead needed to see pictures of a bitch, and that’s why I was more into jerking off to People magazine or Vogue or Lingerie Catalogs….or whatever showed a little fucking real girl tits…making the fact that there is excitement from a remake of a shitty show from the 70s starring a thick girl with a shitty body…just confuses the fuck out of me…but then I’m reminded there are socially awkward virgin losers everywhere….and maybe they even out number us people who actually fuck….who knows…

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Posted in:Adrianne Palicki

2011

30

Mar

Pizza Delivery Nightmare of the Day

I can only assume the only hope or joy or excitement a Pizza Delivery Man gets is the 5-15 seconds he waits on the stoop for the person who ordered the pizza to open the door. Will it be a hot girl who invites him into fuck, will it be a group of dykes having an all night sex party, will it be a rich old lady looking for someone to work for her instead of the shitty pizza man who has been oppressing you and blaming you for not being fast enough, a pressure that doesn’t warrant your 8 dollars an hour plus tips, especially after the horrible car accident that leaves you crippled for life with no disability pension cuz you were working under the fucking table, and I’m not talking about the horrible things that happen to play against that small glimmer of hope that your fantasy of a nude goddess opening the door will come true, ruined when the bitch who opens the door is some kind of inbred 50 year old trying to be funny for her brother/husband/lover/dad….this is the kind of shit that will make the average pizza man never wish a nude chick opens a door again…and that’s destroys the only perk of their shitty career choice….Shoulda graduated High School loser…FOLLOW ME

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2011

30

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I still haven’t figured out what this daily post isn’t the only reason people come visit this site. It’s got everything you’d want out of a post….idiots, perverts, insanity, entertainment, laughs, actions that make us question the human condition, yet understand why we are all doomed…oh but it doesn’t have nipple, pussy slips, or tight pants on hot ass, so I get it…you’re only using me for my body not my brain…you pigs….FOLLOW ME

Caught on Tape: Man Charged for Knock-out Punch
Police in Bloomsburg have filed charges against the man who delivered a knock-out punch during Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations.

The Escort: Risque Play Opens in LA
“The Escort”, a play by Emmy-winning playwright Jane Anderson, opened in previews at the Geffen Playhouse on Tuesday night. If you haven’t heard much about it, there could be a reason.

Crossing guard says he was assaulted
Osceola County Sheriff’s have deputies arrested a corrections officer following an altercation with a crossing guard.

Nasty Fight Ends School Hockey Game
A championship hockey game between Keller High School and Arlington Martin High School is getting a great deal of attention for the violent fight at the end of the game.

Dallas Doctor Charged in Smoking Rage Attack
A Dallas physician is accused of trying to run over someone he allegedly saw smoking near his car.

Police: Man Used Xbox to Lure Girls
A 20-year-old Saline, Mich. man is accused of using his Xbox 360 video game system as a means to meet and lure middle school girls for sex.

Caught on Tape: SUV drives into flower shop
One Arizona flower shop is temporarily closed after a bad delivery…a delivery of an SUV right into the store that is.

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2011

30

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve decided my liver gave out and it’s splatterd all over the floor, in my bed, and I managed to get some in the toilet. I’d take a pic, but this shit storm is just too vile to be documented, I should probably go to the hospital, I’d rather try to get girls to show me their tits online….FOLLOW ME

Now These Sluts Are What I Call Protesters
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Derek Jeter vs Justin Timberlake: Who Had the Top 5 Hottest Girlfriends
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Free Cam Shows I Know You Will Love
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5 Celeb ChicksThat Would Make Good Sideline Reporters
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Epic Skiing Fail – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara is Hot At the Beach Even If She Kinda Looks Like an Old Lady
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Kristina James Has Got It Going On
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Guess Who Has Four Kids and Is About to Have a 5th? Thank God This Didn’t All Come Out of One Tattered Vagina
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Posted in:MHD

2011

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

This morning I wondered if you could die of dehydration in the shower if you were really that drunk…but then I realized that I don’t really care for shower…or take showers….so that’s a fear I don’t really need to fear….even if being dehydrated is kinda my thing – cuz it’s a cheap way to get high/light headed/ dizzy/ FOLLOW ME

Dream Girl on a Motorcycle
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The Hottest Fan Outfits In Sports
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Collection of Celebrity NCAA Violations
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This Babe is Scorching Hot in the Desert
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Christina Hendricks’ Tits Look Smaller
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Tahiti Cora Makes Good Use of Twitter By Tweeting Slutty Pictures
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Big Boobed Squirter
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Terry Richardson is a Fucking Pervert and Coming From Someone Like Me, That’s Saying a Lot
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Posted in:MHD

2011

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on, but I drank hard saturday night and my stomach has been destroyed ever since. I can assume it is stomach cancer, failed liver or gallbladder,lactose intolerance, or wearing underwear that is too tight for me…and I know you don’t give a shit about my problems….So Don’t FOLLOW ME….and if you do, don’t be a fat girl who gives me shit for asking Candace Cameron if she used to fuck her brother before they both found God…cuz there’s always a catalyst to finding god…and I figure incest is as good a reason as any to find God…

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Mila Kunis is Hot As fuck But I Really Wish She Wasn’t Defending Natalie Portman But Was Instead Fisting her Pregnant Pussy….
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This Photo of Lindsay Lohan is Fucking Terrifying
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Victoria Justice is One Hot Cop
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Rihanna’s Ass is All Over the New Cover of Rolling Stone
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Take a Vacation and Meet the Slut of Your Dreams
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Field of Your Dreams: MLB’s Sexiest Cheerleaders
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How About Some Sexy Cosplay?
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I Always Knew the Olsen Twins Were Racist When They Were Kids!!1 – VIDEO
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Web Cam Shows You Don’t Want to Miss
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Beyonce Is Now Hiring!!! TAKING APPLICATIONS!
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The Best Free Cams You Will Find
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Toys to Make Playtime More Fun
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Jenna Jameson Panty Flash
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Dancing With the Stars: Before They Were Famous
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Some JLo Just Because It’sSlow Day
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Katherine McPhee is Looking Hot
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Alexis Texas Is Overwhelming
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Now These Are Some Big Ass Tits
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Raven Simone Fucked Away All That Baby Fat
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Angelina B is Looking Hot as Ever
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Taylor Momsen See-Thru Dress & Grinding With Bra Clad Fans
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Yeah I’d Bang Ellen Pompeo
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Here’s a Lesbian Pussy Licking Party
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25 Years of Pixar Animation and It’s Kinda Awesome
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Here’s Some of the Sluts Who Showed Up At the Source Code Premiere
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Meet Charlie Sheen’s Porn Star Intern Qualifier
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Roid Rage on Video
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Striptease of the Day
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Alissa, Eveline or Holly?
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Jessica Jaymes in the Green Room
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9 Famous People That Could Kill You With Their Bare Hands
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Jesse James is a Fucking Idiot
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She’s Got Good Genes: Celebrity Hot Daughters
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Fergie: Fuckable In Spandex
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Jessica Sutta Slutty In A Tiny Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens See Through Shirt
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Kendra Wilkinson BEFORE she was famous
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Porn Star or Teacher’s Aid
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Sofia Vergara Plays With David Beckham’s Balls
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