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2011

01

Jun

Janice Dickinson Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

I don’t know what it is about Janice Dickinson , whether it is the insanity or the no shame or the fact that she embraces that she’s an old, haggard, plastic surgery raped ex-model, with an irritating attitude that I want to fuck, no matter how cold, dead and disgusting her vagina may be….

I don’t know what it is about these Janice Dickinson pumping gas like a slut in a short tight skirt that makes me want to fuck her, no matter how cold, dead and disgusting her vagina may be.

I do know that I had a friend who used to live next to the gas station and video babes pumping gas, but they never actually posed like the sluts that they are, maybe cuz they didn’t know they were being filmed and if they did would probably call the cops, or maybe cuz they aren’t as Hungry as Dickinson is from both starvation and falling out of the limelight…

Either way, I’m down. These pics are rock and roll. I just wish there was more of her weird, half dead, rotting, naked tits I SAID TITS ….

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2011

01

Jun

Some Footballers Wife in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know anything about sports…especially not soccer….but it is the biggest sport in the world…therefore the South Americans and Europeans and even Africans who are into this shit…generally get really hot fucking pussy…

So here’s some star player named Diego Forlan and the pussy he fucks in her bikini, cuz as long as I can think about cumming inside an athlete’s wife in her bikini, I’m down with sports….

Her name is Zaira Nara and she may be the next bitch on the cover of Sports Illustrated bikini like that last Soccer star fiance…

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2011

01

Jun

Pippa Middleton Takes a Stroll to Get Noticed of the Day

Pippa Middleton is loving all the attention she is getting…attention that is all based on what her sister puts in her vagina…or at least pretends to put in her vagina for the sake of the Royal Family and the Royal Life….as the Royal Wife….

Posing for the paparazzi is way more satisfying for a girl with daddy issues, or inadequacies she feels as not being her sister…someone she’ll never live up to….than fucking 7 different dudes in a 24 hour span while high on drugs…..

I guess that’s what makes me her number 1 fan….thinking of maybe being the president of her fan club….that’s just how I do things…

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

01

Jun

Kate Moss Nipple for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Kate Moss is still modeling. She hasn’t died of AIDS or a drug overdose yet.

She’s still a great mother who raises her daughter with the strong morals and values of her life as a hot bitch who gets paid well enough to live a life of luxury for being a hot bitch, who parties hard and does cocaine on video, all while dating dirty, unshowered heroin using rockers…Living the life…

But I only care about when she shows her tits…..for fashion…

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2011

01

Jun

Jessica Biel for Revlon of the Day

I like my bitches to be a little more gutter. Watching this Jessica Biel spot for Revlon is just irritating, she’s got far too much bed for a man like me to handle….she’s the kind of girl that probably bathes, and smells like roses, even though she has broad shoulders in her designer clothes, where she applies her mascara on satin upholstered louis the XVI couches…like shit man that’s too much for me….cuz i like piss stained sheets and a half dead addict who smells fish and feces…it feels like home…

Kinda how Pharrell probably feels inside his homie Justin Timberlake’s ex woman….bad friend. Never trust the black ones. LOLZ

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2011

01

Jun

Karissa Shannon is in a Bikini of the Day

Karissa Shannon is hilarious…..and I love her ass, but I am more into her PORN CAREER where a black dude takes full advantage of the fact that she’s white trash but more importantly, the insecure twin, who craves attention, because she hates that everyone liked her sister better, the kind of trash that ends up getting fucked on camera and paying off the paparazzi for lame bikini pics, when she should really just be taking more loads to her face…Based on this clip I released, She’s a Dirty Girl ….

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2011

01

Jun

Justin Bieber Gives Foot Massages of the Day

Bieber was giving Selena Gomez a foot massage like a little bitch.

I mean this dude is Justin Beiber who has millions of beaver, not only Canadian Beaver, but from around the globe beaver who are willing to lick his fucking asshole for days after he takes a shit and doesn’t wipe, if you know what I mean…..He could have any 16-25 year old girl…

But instead he busts creepy mommy issue moves, you know the shit creepy moms make their kids do to them when their husbands leave them, only on Selena Gomez, the bitch he’s fake fucking for press, only to twitpic the shit, for press, cuz in reality he’s pussy whipped by Usher Raymond and Usher Raymond is the only one getting the “REAL” foot massages…

Posted in:Justin Bieber

2011

01

Jun

Webcam Stars of the Day

I fucking love webcam girls. When I was new to the internet I used to get into these webcam rooms and harrass the fuck out of the webcam girls.

I’d ask them if we went to school together, I’d pretend to be their father’s, I’d get kicked out in half a minute, except once, where I became friends with one of the girls and would get her to clean her house naked for me, on our own webcam…and eventually ended up having sex with her cuz she lived in Montreal, which was where the site was based…..

As the internet progressed I forgot my love for the simple things, like mocking girls who are actually doing me a favor by getting naked for free….so I’m going back to my roots, and haring a great joy that comes from webcam stars.

I’ve decided to showcase a webcam star, since I rock these sites everyday and I’m already doing without documenting…..and these girls are the fucking stars as far as I’m concerned…

Today’s webcam is SWEETANGEL7. She’s 24 and from the USA but more importantly she comes in 3. I can only assume one of the girls wanted to do it, so she convinced her friends to get in on it with her as to not feel like a slut. They did, they got naked…They played around naked, danced naked , touched each other naked going hardcore.

They all ignored my requests for marriage.

Marry me, I am smaller than that dildo, but I make up for my inadequacies with my dance skills

The hot one went on to dildo her asshole. I went on to go out drinking…but here are the screen caps I managed to get.


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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

01

Jun

Rihanna’s Man Down Official Video of the Day

Rihanna hasn’t been deported yet cuz she makes the USA too much fucking money, she hasn’t killed herself yet, cuz she feels like she’s at the top of the world not having to be a pilgrim commoner like all the beautiful bajan women working as hookers for tourists and cleaning hotel rooms in Barbados…..but she has gone home to film a music video and make the world think she actually is liked or respected in Barbados, from what I know, they all fucking hate her, cuz she talks down to the locals like a snobby cunt, but you don’t care about that, you care that her tits look swollen in this video and that she’s standing next to fat chicks who are probably her cousins, to make her look skinny and to get them off her back…

THe good news is that she’s finally making music that makes fucking sense. That sounds caribbean and as much as I hate pop and despite how much I want Rihanna to disappear….this is a good move.

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Posted in:Rihanna