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2009

14

Feb

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I can hear the scratching, the hair pulling, the sound of a dripping pussy leaving a snail trail. I can see a cloud of fucking pussy fumes from the collective of horny women sitting in their apartments depressed that they are alone on Valentines day. Sure, all the single ladies make plans to do something so that they aren’t alone tonight, but that just proves that their convincing themselves that they are so happy to be single rant they always pull this time of year is lies. The good news is that some of these desperate, lonely women who have no significant other to make them feel relevant today are actually hot chicks due to some sort of fluke like a recent break-up or whatever. So not all the bitches out there that need to be taken advantage of tonight are fat and never been kissed. So take advantage of this shit, be the hook-up they regret tomorrow, it may be the only day of the year you can get laid, who are we kidding, it is the only day of the year you can get laid, just remember on Valnetines day every girl’s a slut so be sure to not treat them with any respect, it’ll turn them off of you, since they already hate themselves and need to be reminded of how worthless they are that they don’t have real love today….

In the meantime here’s some hot shit going on in the stepFORUM.

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———Celebs———

HOT – Niki Kartzona Greek Nitro Magazine Dec ’08 (NSFW)
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HOT – Lucia Dvorska Sizzles In The 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue
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HOT – Bar Refaeli @ Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party in Las Vegas
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 HOT – American Idol “Bikini Girl” Katrina Darrell , Shopping
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Jessica Simpson – Performs at Madison Square Garden
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Katrina Bowden – The International Premiere
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Brittany Snow – Heart Truth Red Dress Collection
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Evangeline Lilly And Matthew Fox
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Halle Berry @ 40th NAACP Image Awards
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Lily Allen – Flashing Panties and Showing Her Third Nipple @ Z100 Morning Show New York
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HOT – Doutzen Kroes @ 09 Victoria’s Secret “What Is Sexy?”
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Brittany Daniel – at the 40th NAACP Image Awards
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Jessica Gomes at the 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue launch party
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Aubrey O’Day , Partying For her Playboy Issue
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Blohan Out and About
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Esti Ginzburg – SI Swimsue Issue launch party
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Cindy Crawford – Candids Out And About in White Top and Jeans
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HOT! – Brazilian Manuela Furtado Modeling Poko Pano swimwear (SFW)
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Mischa Barton – P3R showroom photocall
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HOT – Bar Refaeli – Eyal Nevo Photoshoot (SFW)
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Tori Spelling & Jennie Garth @ Heart Truth Red Dress Collection
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Amanda Bynes – short dress, sexy legs
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———Music———

Babel Gilberto
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And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead – So Divided
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Pete Seeger – The Essential
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Human League – Romantic?
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The Acoustic Album
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Madeleine Peyroux – Bare Bones
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Peter Murphy – Dust
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Old Crow Medicine Show – Tennessee Pusher
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The Art Of Coffins – Funeral Lounge Compilation
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Rogue’s Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Songs, And Chanteys
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Surf Sessions 2
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Human League – Reproduction [Remaster]
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Donkey Punch – Soundtrack
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Platoon Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
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———Screening Room———

Miss Reef Panama Competition
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Black Powder Powered Nerf Dart
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Rihanna confronts Beyonce about Chris Brown (not what you think!)
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———Software———

Microsoft office 2007 Portable USB Edition
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Techsmith SnagIt v9.1.1
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———Random——–

Friendship…
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Pedo Bear? Is that you?
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Real Girls (NSFW)
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———Movies and TV———

Paul Blart Mall Cop
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Doubt (2009) DVDSCR
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Wolf Creek (Unrated)
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Dollhouse
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———Sleaziness———

Penny flame likes it deep
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Creampie Surprise – Faye Runaway
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Beautiful Backsides
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Malena A – Presenting Malena
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Japanese pr0n
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Kalista [Pleasure]
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Brutal Dildos – Mya Nichole
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Assss
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Creampie Surprise – Riley Winters
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Sunny Leone [Deep In The Crack]
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Ira H – Presenting Ira
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Shyla Stylez – Big Tits At School
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Carmen Luvana – Doggie Style
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I Love Big Toys 17
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Kinky Zee [curls]
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Julia Ann& Janine Strap on 3 some!
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

14

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Playboy Scans of the Day


I haven’t bothered to check if these were posted anywhere else, but since the magazine is in stands it’s not really a leak or an exclusive, it just saves you 10 dollars and/or a lot of embarrassment of getting caught pulling a whack in the back of a magazine store…jack. Posting them today means we have til Monday before the asshole’s at Playboy, who email me constantly asking me to link to their shit for free, come knocking at my door saying that I breached some sort of copyright law by posting this shit when I just like to think I’m helpin’ sell magazines cuz these scans are fucking shit.

The point of this is to say that we all know you’re lookin’ for lonely desperate girls snd there’s only one place that will be a hot spot for that tonight and that’s at every movie theater playing “He’s Just Not That Into You”. So get up there now and start working your magic on bitter 20 somethings who’ve had a tough run and are alone this very magical day of love and lies.

Don’t tell me I don’t give you good advice. Happy Valentines Day you fucking queers.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Playboy|Spread

2009

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I was sitting on a chair at a coffee shop earlier today and I swung my arm back, just as a girl was walking by and I ended up giving her the hardest cunt punch of all time, I am talking a cunt punch Chris Brown would respect, and when I told her I was sorry, she told me it wasn’t a big deal, she barely felt anything. Now I don’t know what was going on by my arm was fucking killing me so either I am a pussy or her pussy is dead.

Speaking of pussy, it’s the night before Valentine’s Day, all the single ladies won’t be waiting for you to put a ring on it, unless you mean put you’re dick in it. It is serious fucking business for horny dudes everywhere, cuz bitches feel inadequate and will lower themselves to sleep with you but just for tonight, so take advantage and slaughter that shit like Jason with his machete, because it is Friday the 13th after all and pussy is much better when it’s too sore to run away…

Here are my links….

I Know You’re Friday Night Won’t Be Half As Interesting As Mine
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Aubrey O’Day Gets Her Slut on With Hef
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10 Most Racist Moments on TV
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A Homemade Rocky Movie is Better Than The Real One
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Some Girl FUcking a Baseball Bat Cuz It is the American National Sport and She’s Keeping it Real By Treating Her Pussy Like the Whore it Is.
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Tracy Jordan is Amazing
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Amanda Bynes is Gift Wrapped Just For You
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Halle Berry May Have Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby, But she’s Still Okay With Me
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A Very Lucid Stimulous Package
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If Jaime Pressly Put a Bag Over Her Head, I Would Totally Fuck Her
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Just Plain Sexy
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Some Kid That Looks Like He’s Five Made a Baby Over in Britain
(seriously, Check This Out)
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The Octo-mom Wrote Angelina Jolie a Letter
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Hunting Amy Winehouse Video
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Striptease of the Day
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Pam Anderson Really is Trailer Trash
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I can’t Get Enough of This Aishwarya Rai
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Apparently Chris Brown Has Been Kicking Rhianna’s Ass For Awhile Now
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lohan and Ronson Are Wasting Away
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Jana Jordan is Doing Laundry
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Biggest Deep Throat I’ve Ever Seen
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Britney Spears Makes a Fool Out of PEREZ HILTON for her Tour…AMAZING…This Guy is a Talentless Hack Holding the Fuck On While Being Laughed at By All, No Amount of Money in the World Would Make Me Do What He Does….
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Some Bartender Sluts….
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Hot Chicks Naked Sky Dive
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Lexi Belle And Her Little Friend
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Tourist Fights Back
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Eve Laurence is Busty
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The Gladiator Death Battle!s
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Why Hello Kate Bosworth!
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Nella and Zafira Are All Over Each Other
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How About a Mini Me?
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Meet Tori Praver
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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So THAT’S How Love Works!
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Secrets From the Carnies!
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Amy Reid does it Again
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Kristin Kreuk Is Sexy
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Tijuana Prostie Beatdown
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Cars Take Over the World, 1 Light Switch At a Time
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Show Your Tits or Die
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As If Gossip Girl Isn’t Bad Enough
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Not Again You Fucking Assholes
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G is for GANGSTA
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Some Vegas Bikini Whores…
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BONUS – stepCONTEST of the Day

Here’s a stepCONTEST I am not getting gaid to promote, but figured some of you may like the prize, so I am doing it for you….

This is an HBO Show called EASTBOUND AND DOWN contest…..here’s a clip….

The prize is:


Entourage 4th Season
Flight of the Concords 1st Season
Little Britain USA 1st Season

Email Me Nudes or Something I’ll Like and I’ll Decide who wins……info(at)drunkenstepfather.com

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

13

Feb

Goldie Hawn’s Grandma Tits of the Day

Since I am on this old slutty bitch’s with money kick, I figured it would only make sense to post these pictures of grandma Goldie Hawn and her sloppy saggy grandma tits in a see through dress, because I have a feeling this new fetish of mine is only going to last a minute, and because some of my fondest memories were spent peeping on my grandma getting ready for church, you thin grey arms and ridiculously large bra that scarred me for so many years, have finally found a place in my masturbation catalog.

That said, for those of you who aren’t feeling the whole sex with an old lady thing, I figure these pics can double as some Friday the 13th shit that horror movies and nightmares are made of, but I just think you’re being close minded….but then again if her tits aged this grcefully, and by gracefully, I mean shitty, just imagine what her pussy looks like…I’m thinking a monster, or rotting flesh or maybe even some sort of sea creature of some sort and none of that matters cuz here are the pics.

Posted in:cleavage|Goldie Hawn|Granny|Slut

2009

13

Feb

Some Hot Ivana Trump Vacation Pictures of the Day

Seeing a 65 year old multiple divorcee socialite on vacation with a random man just doesn’t do the same thing to me as seeing a hot young piece out being a slut on vacation.

I guess I am a racist against old ladies and couldn’t care less how many cocks their desert storm pussies explore or have explored because they are already disgusting to me and nothing they could do could turn me off as much as they already do.

The only thing that could redeem them in my mind is if they shot a sex tape that starts when one of these fuckers is getting their soiled depends changed by the other one, and out come the dentures and in goes the half hard dying cock, but that’s just because it’d be funny.

Either way, here she is on vacation, maybe I should give old ladies more love, especially the financially stable ones…

Posted in:Ivana Trump|Shorts|Slut|Vacation

2009

13

Feb

Some Chicks Shaking Their Asses Like It’s Their Job of the Day

It’s Friday, we’re all tired of working, not that what I do is really work, but more an addiction to sitting on a computer because it makes for a good excuse not to do other things in life, but I figure what better day to post this very EXCLUSIVE video of some no name stripper sluts who were hired to spend 3 days in Vegas at the Adult Expo to stand by a booth and shake their asses. Sure shit happened a month ago, but I’m slow on the uptake, whatever the fuck that means, I just hear people say it and wanted to drop it like it’s hot.

Posted in:Ass|AVN|Booty Shake|stepTV

2009

13

Feb

Some Jessica Simpson Concert Pictures of the Day

The funny thing about Jessica Simpson’s weight gain is that shit happened overnight, I mean sure we all saw her struggle with it her entire career, with titties like that, it was just a matter of time before the rest of her followed, but she went from tight to sloppy over the fucking holidays or some shit and that’s some serious binge eating. Sure it’s probably gotta do with her getting older and her metabolism getting slower and maybe with realizing that the Country world is more accepting of you when you look like farm animals or Winonna Judd, but I think it has to do with emotional eating that stems from feeling inadequate, but that’s just because that’s how I like all my girls.

I don’t know why anyone gives a fuck about whether she’s fat or not, or why she’s trying to dress like a fat chick trying to hide the fat chick in her by using fashionable tricks, to make her look skinny, something that always makes me laugh when my wife tries to pull it off, like when she comes to me and says “does this vertical stripped black shirt make me look thin” and I have to tell her than no optical illusion, drug, would make her look skinny, not even fucking blindness would make her look skinny, because his heightened sense of sound would force him to listen to both you choking on your fucking chin, but more importantly getting fatter by the fucking minute.

Here are her concert pics.

Posted in:Concert|Jessica Simpson|Pictures

2009

13

Feb

Kim Kardashian Looks More Ethnic Than Usual of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian getting her nails done and she’s lookin’ more ethnic than ever.

Seriously, not sure what it is, but these pictures scream that bitch just got off the boat and is eager to learn about American traditions and take advantage of the “free world” and “land of opportunity” until realizing it is impossible to get work, forcing her to trust some sleaze who introduces her to the underground sex trade turning that dreamy look of excitement and innocence ready to embrace adventure and turnin’ the look her eyes into nothing but despair and fear, realizing that life back in Iran wasn’t so bad after all and if only she could have known what she was getting herself into before escaping the country and knowing that she’d give anything to get the fuck back there because life wasn’t as bad as they made it out to be, and America wasn’t as good as she was told and all she wants is to just hug her mother because she’s so alone and afraid and just needs a fucking hug…

I don’t know if that made sense, I am tired and dyslexic so nothing really makes sense to me. Just words floating around the screen.

Posted in:Ethnic|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

13

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Continues to Personally Offend Me of the Day

When I first moved out of Mexico I got pretty heavy into Punk Rock. I couldn’t really name all the bands I was listening to at the time, it was the 80s, and I have a pretty shitty memory, but I can remember listening to everything from The Misfits, to the Dead Kennedy’s, but my favorite band of them all was The Descendents. The last album I bought of theirs was Everything Sucks in the late-90s, I saw them in concert a bunch of times, I used to listen to their shit on repeat, I was a huge fan, I even met their guitar player on the street once and gave him props, something I never do because I don’t respect anyone and I am a fan of nothing, so seeing Lohan and her psycho personality disorder drug addicted body, even if she’s not wearing pants, just makes me fucking mad. I feel like she’s personally trying to get under my skin and piss me off, but at least we all know that the day her heart gives out on her is comin’ quicker than her skinny crazy self knows.

Posted in:Cunt|Lindsay Lohan|Offensive|Psycho

2009

13

Feb

Miss France Out in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name Chloe Mortaud, she’s supposed to be Miss France, I don’t know who is who in these pictures, I figure what’s the point in really trying to figure out, she’s already a huge disgrace to her country, as the only reason people know about France is because the wine is cheap and the women are topless, in case you didn’t realize, none of these girls are topless, so that’s makes them nothing but big bushed, cheese eating, arrogant french rats, something I can normally see past when the French girl in question is topless or having anal on the first date making her country proud.

Posted in:Bikini|Chloe Mortaud|Miss France

2009

13

Feb

Some American Idol Slut Shopping in Bikinis of the Day

I just spent more time cropping and uploading these pictures than this bitch in them has spent being famous, not that American Idol novelty acts make you famous, but that’s okay, I’ve got nothing better to do with my time than focus my attention to some nobody bikini shopping on a show I can’t fucking stand, except for that whole Ryan Seacrest motherfucker, that guy gives me boners and I’m not even gay, he just reminds me of a high school girl that I just can’t help but want to pick him up after class in my kidnapper van and break his little pussy in, if you know what I mean….which may be a challenge, since I don’t know what I mean.

Here’s Katrina Darrell in some staged bikini shots, cuz that’s all she’s good for, even though she’s made it into the top 100 singers in America according to American Idol.

Posted in:American Idol|Bikini Model

2009

13

Feb

Paris Hilton Denies Getting Rihanna Beat the Fuck Up of the Day

I didn’t know that Paris Hilton had a thing with Chris Brown and that people are speculating that she’s the girl who texted him that spiraled into Rihanna getting beat the fuck up like the second rate citizen she is, but then again, why the fuck would I know that? I don’t live in LA, Paris Hilton has a history of getting her beak of a nose into every scandal she can and when it comes to celebrity of the moment cock, Paris is the number one groupie, following them around, working her way into their pants, by tricking them into thinking she’s famous too, when all her career is, is an excuse to get cock because we all know she didn’t do it for the money, but she did it for the celebrity power that gets her all the cock she wants from even the A-Listers and it doesn’t really matter, because she denies any involvement, but loves the attention and she shows off her stupid Kanye blind-glasses, I thought the cheesy Jewish kids at Bar Mitzvah’s and Sweet 16s stopped on these shits 6 months ago.

I tried staging a Rihanna protest, where I got guys together to burn Rihanna CDs and posters and shit for ruining Chris Brown’s career, bitch. Unfortunately, no one showed up and even my friend who owes me a favor thought it was stupid, but I am still going on this mission because seeing and accepting a non-American taking an American’s job and hating on him for the fight he put up is unpatriotic.

Posted in:Chris Brown|Paris Hilton|Rihanna

2009

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s something fascinating. I was trying to get into my stats on my site and typed in anayltics.goog.com . I messed up the URL but was fascinated by what I found, not that I was that surprised with the desperation that went into this, her biological clock is ticking after all…Try it.

So I was in a car with a friend of mine and we saw a cleaning crew carrying a shop vac, so I rolled down the window and screamed “Your Vacuum Sucks”, thinking my bad joke would go over well and people would get it. Instead, no one laughed or appreciated the best bad joke of the day.

Enough of that, here are my links…

Now This is How You Pole Dance…Holla!
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Weird Valentine’s Day Cartoon….
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Cyber Sex is the Closest Thing to Real Sex a Virgin Like You Will Ever Get
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Everyday that Goes By I Hate Shanae Grimes Just a Little Bit More
And Her 9021-ORANGE Tan May Have Just Pushed Me Over The Edge
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DON’T EAT THE WINGS AT HOOTERS
(SERIOUSLY, THIS IS DISGUSTING)
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Because I Am Still Laughing At Christian Bale
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Living On A Continent On Brooklyn Deckers Ass Would Pretty Much Be Heaven on Earth
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This Octobabie Bitch Gets MOre Disgusting By the Day, By Both Her Actions and The Way She Looks
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I Love Bigots As Much As The Next Person, But Since He’s a Cartoon, It’s Okay
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Who Doesn’t Love a High Five Now and Again?
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Fetish: The 10 Hottest Bald Head Chicks
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Being Woken Up by Fake Gunshots Is Even Worse Then Being Woken
Up By Real Ones In My Opinion
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Oprah is Dead
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This New Bitch on American Idol is Kind of a Dog and Despite That,
Or Maybe Even Because of It, I Totally Want to Give it To Her
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Jazz Will Make Your Penis Want to Dance
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Self Shot Sluts
(Say That 3 Times Fast)
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Tatiana Del Toro Will Make You Want to Stick a Hot Curling Iron In Your Ear and Open It
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George Clooney May Well Get Tortured and/or Beheaded in Pakistan
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michael Jackson Most Probably Has a Flesh Eating Disease.
Maybe He Can Get Some Skin Grafts From All The Kids He’s Molested
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Linday Lohan Pretty Much Looks Like an Upside Down Mop.
I Miss Her Big Tits, Don’t YOu?
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Danica Patrick is in Sports Illustrated
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The Sham-Wow Dude Methhead vs The Oxy Clean Homo Would Be a Death Match I Would Pay to See
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My Fatass Will Throwdown With Alexa Loren on the Tennis Court Any Day
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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If Thinking ThisBody Builder Chick Makes Me Part Homo, I’m Okay With That
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Spider Man Failure
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Roxanne Will Drive You Wild
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Even a Human Garbage Disposal Like Me Would Draw the Line When It Comes to Eating 20 Live Scorpions
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Hot Lesbians Usually Have a Way of Making a Bad Day Better
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Another Ugly Grade School Teacher is Fucking One of Her Students Again
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I Mean, Who HASN’T Been So Drunk That They Can’t Even Put Their Shorts On?
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Chris Brown is SINGLE! Ladies, One at a Time, Don’t All Maul Him At Once
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Keeley Hazell Topless Has Become a Part of My Daily Routine as Passing Out in Alleys and Wanting to Kill My Wife
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I Think These Tits -May- Actually Be Real
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Miley Cyrus is Getting Sued…For $4 Billion Dollarss
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More SI Swimsuit Sluts
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Jessica Simpson Goes Further Down the Road of Stupidity
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Remember the Little Hot Chick on Fresh Prince??
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Too Much Magic Bus
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Krystal Forscutt is Making Me Think All Sorts of Dirty Shit
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Burn Some Shit Down? Why Not?!s
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Britney Continues Down Her Path Back to Whoredom
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Will Ferral Can Do No Wrong
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Some Hot Agent Provocateur Valentine’s Day VIdeo Lap Dance Amazingness
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Columbo’s Wife Losing Her Shit on a Fan….
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Can You Take Your Eyes of this Big Titty Bitch’s Moustache?
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11 Ads To Disgust or Disturb You….
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Some Cupid Viral Video For Valenties Day About the Economic Crisis….or Some Shit…
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Webcam Girl And Sex Toys
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Some Sensual Seduction Webcam Dance Weirdness
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Some Shy Teen Doing a Quick Webcam Strip
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Some Lesbian Sex Video
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A Tale of Two Pussies
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Blonde in the Bathroom
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HELP DRUNKENSTEPFATHER OUT- Vote Our Reddit Submissions UP!!!
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Some Fat Chick in Her Bikini

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

12

Feb

Kate Hudson Does Some Paddle Surfing Gayness of the Day

Nothing says water sport like pissing on some unsuspecting bitch’s face while she suntans on the beach your on than paddlesurfing. You know they mean business when you can surf in a pair of sweatpants.

I have had a long hatred for this Hollywood trend called paddle surfing since I first found out it existed, because it is fucking stupid. If you want to go for a paddle, get a fucking canoe. If you want to go for a surf, put on a fucking wetsuit and surf, this hybrid shit looks fucking stupid, seems boring as shit and is probably the weirdest combination since blacks and asians started having babies. I don’t really know what that means, but it has to do with their genitals just not being able to fit into each other but still getting together, like riding a surfboard fully clothed with a fucking paddle.

What doesn’t confuse me is Kate Hudson’s booty, even when it’s in jogging pants that are crawling up her ass to find gold and by gold I mean poo..

Posted in:Kate Hudson|Paddle Surfing

2009

12

Feb

Kate Moss is Supposed to Be Pregnant in this See Through of the Day

Kate Moss is the boss. The rumor is that Kate Moss is pregnant because she’s got a belly and that’s a big deal for a retired model known form being fucking skinny, but she’s out getting drunk, so I assume she’s not, but then again these British slags (Lily Allen), don’t mind getting fucked up while pregnant, you feel less guilty when you have a miscarriage due to negligence versus an intentional abortion. I think she’s lookin’ alright in her see through outfit, but I also think crackwhores look alright because they are willing and affordable, so I’m probably not the best judge of these things.

On a side note, I miss Pete Doherty, bring him back you cunt. He was an inspiration to us all and now he’s gone.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Pregnant|See Through