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2011

12

Sep

Katie Holmes in Short Shorts of the Day

Here are some Alien worshipping, brainwashed and controled by a gay midget, wearing a pair of short demin short, giving us a glimpse of all she’s thrown away, all from being a broken down celeb, insecure in her career, in need of some level of stability to attach herself to…and it’s too bad cuz I saw her tits in a movie years ago and expected a hugely different hustle for her…but there’s always a hope of divorce, selling off her kid to science for being a miracle baby that came out of sexless relationships, and a topless comeback…but until then…these shorts are the best we get of Katie Holmes.

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2011

12

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Face Does Fashion Week of the Day

I love Lohan. I think she’s great. I think her insanity is hilarious… and her impending death interesting…considering she had it fucking made, but for some reason totally sabotaged the shit…and that’s funny…

I mean she’s in her fucking 20s and for some reason looks like a haggard mafia mom in her 50s, trying to reclaim her youth, because her vagina’s turned grey and droopy and all she’s got left for herself is lip injections and botox….I’m talking those trashy mothers I know you’ve all seen before, who are rich but looking like strippers…

It is so weird to me…she’s like a science experiment….

Here she is…Same Face Different Outfit….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

12

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens, More Hair, Less Pudge of the Day

I’ve been tracking Vanessa Hudgens’ desmise into lesbian fatness, I even renamed her Vanessa Pudgens, cuz I’m clever as shit.

She cut off all her hair, was really committed to the lesbian cause maybe because like all girls who date gay guys cuz they are contractually obligated to, who release nude pics at 17 to get some level of male attention, all sexually confused….

But like a cancer patient, she rose from the ashes, and put on a wig, and all of a sudden looks like a golden trophy I’d like to mount….on my wall like she was some exotic animal I hunted and wanted to keep…Not to sound creepy or anything…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

12

Sep

Rhianna is the Underwear Model For Armani Jeans of the Day

Armani Jeans has cast Rihanna, to be their celebrity face and unfortunately body, for their underwear campaign…

Rihanna is a huge star. I don’t know who Rihanna sold her soul to, but I asssume it was the same guy she sold her 14 year old Vagina at the Barbados Karaoke bar, because she’s got it fucking made…

People are throwing money at her, in hopes of it selling product, despite her body being something you’d expect belongs carting her 6 kids around the resort looking for a white man to pay her to show them around….her vagina…for the week they are in town….in efforts to pay for her baby formula….

Either way, here’s the first preview….I’m sure much more gross is gonna come..


My Friend Posted These Pics of Rihanna’s Shitty Body Rocking Some Hard Nipples….
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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

12

Sep

Jessica Alba Milk Filled Mom Tits of the Day

Here are some Jessica Alba milk filled mom tits on a mom body being exposed as much as this prude exposes her tits because she wants to be respected for her acting skills and in doing that has become the biggest cock tease…

I thought child birth is supposed to make women desperate for male attention while struggling with post partum depression and a vagina hanging down to their knees….at least that’s what I tell myself everytime I go to the park and watch mom and baby yoga classes…or see a bitch breast feeding for attention and not cuz her baby is hungry….cuz pulling out a tit when trapped in life…just makes fucking sense….

I just hope things change for her and all the doctors proding with her cunt make her return to acting very naked, cuz naked will be all the work she can get, in a time she’s finally secure with her body…even though she should have been secure with her body back when she was 19 and tight….

Who cares.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

12

Sep

Olivia Munn in a Bikini for Shape Magazine of the Day

Here’s a SHAPE magazine cover paid for by Olivia Munn’s PR people….because I guess they want people to look at her as a fit bitch…or maybe they just had no other options because no one cares about the smut that is Shape magazine, except maybe fat chicks all aspirational thinking…but more importantly no one cares about Olivia Munn because she’s a con artist….

Con artist or not, watching her work out in video, would be far better than looking at these little pics of her…..even though I hate the bitch for being a lie, I love that she manipulated all you losers…..not to mention, being married to an obese woman…makes fit girls being fit porno to me….

The most interesting thing about this shoot….are the bikini pics the paparazzi got of her when posing for this shit a few months ago…so lets relive them shits…

Posted in:Olivia Munn

2011

12

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis Stumpy Non-Stacy Keibler Legs in some Tights of the Day

Since today is all about the pussy that George Clooney’s has a spell on like Stacy Keibler …his new public girlfriend..

I figured I might as well do a comparative analysis of his new pussy and his old pussy….

Because his old pussy is using the low level fame she got from being fucked by George Clooney by rocking Dancing with the Stars, even though she’s hardly a star….but a pussy a star fucked….so here are Stumpy legs compared to Keibler in tights….disguting…but I’m just saying that cuz if a bitch isn’t good enough for Clooney to keep, than she’s not good enough for me. I’m rational like that and blame my poverty, addiction and delusions that my wife isn’t 350 pounds….

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2011

12

Sep

X Factor’s Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini of the Day

This is Cheryl Cole’s replacement on the X-Factor show in the UK….and she’s in a bikini showing off that despite not having any prison tattoos, her and her kinda sloppy Greek anal loving tits haven’t got shit on Cheryl Cole

If you’re wondering who she is….apparently she’s the Fergie in some UK Black Eyed Peas called N-Dubz and here’s their genius music that may make you want to kill yourself.

Here are the pics of her body in a bikini…

Posted in:Tulisa Contostavlos

2011

12

Sep

Top Stacy Keibler Wrestling Videos of the Day

Stacy Keibler was just unveiled as George Clooney’s latest jump-off i, or girl he takes out in public like they are his exclusive girlfriend, even though he’s plotting the next vagina to stick his dick in, not that he needs to plot, it kinda just lands on his dick, because being George Clooney means there’s always another ridiculously hot girl around the corner dying to have George Clooney inside them. He’s the kind of guy who 99 percent of married women, even the religious ones, would cheat on their husbands with, because he’s been marketed as this superhero of a bachelor no woman can tame……

I figured what better opportunity than this to post Stacy Kibler wrestling videos from where her career started, on the WWE, before her career ended on Dancing with the Stars….

She was the tool to make Wrestling, the gayest activity to watch on TV, actually hot enough for straight guys to jerk off to, because legs like this are insane….especially when half naked and grindin’…even though I still think wrestling is some serious trashy gayness…but here was their temporary light of hope….

WWE Alumni: Stacy Keibler vs. Trish Stratus

Stacy Keibler sexy lap dancing on WWE Heat

Stacy Keibler Lingerie Contest

Stacy Keibler – Show’s Off Her Ass To The Fans

WWE Alumni: Stacy Keibler vs. Molly Holly

WWE – Victoria Vs Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler Vs. Terri Runnels Pillow Fight

Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2011

12

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

This weekened involved drinking alone until I passed out on the floor – making me realize that drinking alone is a lot of fun because you don’t get in trouble for shitting yourself, or running around naked covered in period blood you bought on craigslist….If you know what I mean….

Here’s some shit going on around the internet….

And That’s How You Vacuum a Fire. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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35 Sexiest Hotties in Team Gear
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Free Cam Show Hotness
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Ellen Stagg Likes Naked Girls as Much as You Do. Possibly More.
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Stairway Basket Faceplant – VIDEO
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Lindsay Matway is on All Fours
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Teen Mom Maci is Still Showing Off Her Implants in a Bikini
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Live Sex Shows That Will Start Your Week Off Proper
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18 Year Old is Sexy in the Bathroom
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Olga Kurylenko is All Sorts of Hotness
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If Megan Fox is Curvy, Then I am SOBER
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Posted in:MHD

2011

12

Sep

Top Mannequin Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

If you’re new to the site. I’m working on finding the most obscure fetish videos people have masturbated to on youtube because I’m proving two points….the first that youtube is a corporate google owned porn site that is used for masturbation purposes but that still makes the billions….the second that people are weird and anything you think of….even the most disgusting thing….has got some weird motherfucker up….

Today’s fetish…Mannequins….

Hot Mannequin Compilation to Make You Cum….

This Mannequin is a Fuck Doll – Read About How She Feels

Two Girls….

So Many Mannequins….

Room Full of Plaster….

Mannequin Tit….

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

09

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the day in a trailer park and it was fucking ghetto…There were hardly enough teen pregnant girls…I guess they were out working the stripclub….it was however filled with old French retired people and seeing them bitches in their bikinis was substantially not as hot as it could have been if they had a little money to take care of their disgusting…poverty sucks….

Here are the stepLINKS….there are fucking ton of them….

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Some Teen Mom Implants
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Jenny McCarthy’s Tits = STILL HUGE
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Live Sex Shows To Make Your Friday Better
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Some Insane Body Tricks…
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Demi Moore’s Horrible Naked Twitpic I didn’t See Cuz She’s Blocked Me – Thank God….
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Elisabetta Canalis Nude for Peta
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Scarjo’s Gonna Be Whoring Out Like She Was Bridget Bardot…..Someone Gt me the Video
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Germ Panic 2011
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30 Hot Bitches in Football Jerseys
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Night Hotness
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Some Crazy Ass Body Tricks – VIDEO
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I Love a Sexy Black and White Photo Spread
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Some Super Sexy Twitter Pics
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Rosario Dawson’s 10 Best Breast Moments
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Jessica-Jane Clement Is Busting Out
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Brunette Amateur is Naked
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right FREE
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Mel Gibson Is Making A Movie About A Jewish Hero (Pause)
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Rihanna Is Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” – VIDEO
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25 Celebrity Sports Hotties Who Love Football
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Leona Lewis Panty Upskirt
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Christy Turlington is as Sexy as Ever
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Beyonce is Some Short Short Mini Dresses for House of Dereon
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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And It’s Official, Tom Brady is Gay
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He’s a dirty Old Doll Grabber – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Kimbella Has One Hot Body
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Kelly Rowland is Gettin Sexy in Her New Video
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These Two Cindys Are Sexy – VIDEO
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No Man Wants A Scratched Up Vagina
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Elisabetta Canalis: Nude PETA Ads Unveiled!
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She’s Fucking Herself With Her Make Up Brush
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Those Are Some Short Jean Shorts Baby
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WTF is Nicole Scherzinger Wearing?
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And Another Random Pic Dump
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It’s an Auto Correct Love Song – VIDEO
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Office Amateur Rubs One Out
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Eva Longoria is Leggy
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Nina Leigh
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Sofia Vergara Does Vanity Fair
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Julianne Hough Drops Some Cleavage
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Get Tattoos Together
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Accused Pedophile Kicks Some Ass
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Ali Landry Pregnant Belly Bikini Pics
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SOME SMUT…..

Threesome Gone Bad
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Mute Couple Make a Mute Sex Tape…Whatever the Fuck That Means…
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Beach Fuck
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Some Ex Girlfriend Swallowing Cum
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Some Trippy Raver Porn Weirdo Shit
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Drunk Teen Gets Banged By 2 Frat Boys
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Pissing Hidden Cam for Kim Kardashian
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Some Stoned College Girls….
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Beastiality is Fucked Up….and so is this bitch’s pussy…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

09

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news and I hope some of you idiots are in these clips…cuz that would make me proud to write this site and greatly rewarded knowing I cater to such fucking weirdos…like the sex change couple robbing walmart, I need you at my birthday party…..or the dude who was attacked by vampires…that’s a legit concern….

San Francisco Residents Fed Up With Nudists
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Pair rob Walmart to fund sex change in Arizona
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Ohio’s ‘no touch’ law for strippers upheld
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Florida man tells police he was bitten by a vampire
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Caught on Tape: Man Tubes In Flood Waters in VA
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KKK Goes Recruiting Door to Door in Delaware
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

09

Sep

Paz Vega’s Ass in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Those Europeans….are amazing. Less guns, More Pussy. That’s their slogan when you get off the plane….

Not that I know anyting about PAZ VEGA or Europe cuz I’m too broke to be a traveler…but I did go to Cuba once and all the topless bitches in thongs were all free-spirited Europeans but unfortunately, my budget allows for the quality woman you’d rather not see in a thong bikini, and I think the only reason the topless thonged bitches were Euro was cuz America, the Land of the Free aren’t allowed in Cuba cuz that’s just one of the many trade-offs about being so free…you know not being allowed things…cuz thong bikini isn’t a geographic thing…it’s an every where thing…and today it is on Paz Vega…

Posted in:Paz Vega

2011

09

Sep

Jenny McCarthy Staged Old Lady Bikini Pics of the Day

Jenny McCarthy was on the beach in some staged pics for attention cuz everyone loves bikini pics…they are like being cast on Dancing with the Stars only with less commitment….

So here are her fake tits….on her older body that she’s maintained nicely that you probably jerked off to back she was in Playboy…because that was her whole purpose…until the system fucked up and put her on TV, getting her working as one of the most annoying people in the world…

But she got what she deserved by selling her soul to the fucking devil…at least that’s what you’d assume she did based on her success with such low level talent and that’s probably how she got her autistic baby producing uterus….

I’ve seen Rosmary’s Baby…I know how these things work…

I prefer when her publicity stunts involve more nudity – toplessness – even when it isn’t playboy related….

Either way, she’s looking hot enough for me in this bikini, but then again that could just be the bikini talking…it happens.


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Posted in:Jenny McCarthy