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2012

03

Feb

Taylor Momsen in Underwear for FHM of the Day

I am not a Momsen hater cuz Momsen turned 18. I will still look at her in her panties…unlike most of her pedophile fan base who turned their back and zipped their dicks back into their pants the second she became legal and fell out sex offender range….cuz I guess these people get off on the illegal factor…while I get off on the fact that she could have stayed on TV making lots of money…but instead opted to be a bitch making music in her panties…in what would almost be insane…if the whole fact that Taylor Momsen even had the power to choose a pop career or a movie career while so many hotter more talented bitches can’t even get one of those things…wasn’t more insane….and who really cares…cuz she’s in her panties and we like that around these parts….

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2012

03

Feb

Adriana Lima in a Bathing Suit for a Car Commercial of the DAy

Not to discount Adriana Lima’s hot mom body that is better than most mom bodies…even the mom bodies I see leaving the gym that have been working out insanely the last 3 years to keep their rich husbands interested in them bodies…but almost any bitch who isn’t overweight in heels like that is gonna look like she’s got amazing legs and a great ass…even if they don’t…it’s the magic of heels motherfucker…but I know this Lima bitch is pro…and here she is getting paid for the shit…and as hot as you may find it…the whole baby thing throws me off…I mean Lima at 19 was a force…if she was a storm, she’d be Katrina…now she’s just a breezy day….a reflection of what she once was….and that’s the problem with models…they are only human and they get old.

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2012

03

Feb

Kate Upton’s Beach Bunny Photoshoot Video of the Day

I don’t know why companies feel compelled to give these models a voice…like the public cares to hear from them…when all we want to do is look at them…

Cuz the second I hear these bikini model cunts talk….I instantly hate them and their pudgy retard face…..it’s like their sex appeal disappears and I start thinking if I was actually to fuck this bitch, I’d have to listen to her talk, making jerking off to her tits, more stressful than it should be…especially since it is hard enough dealing with the fact that she’s gonna end up fat….

Just keep them doing what they were hired to do…posing like idiots half naked for a camera so we can imagine they are whoever we want them to be…instead of listening to them talk making us hate them and everything they represent….

Bring the focus back to her disproportionate tits…fuckers…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

03

Feb

Madonna and Nicki Minaj Trying to be Sexy in a Stupid New Video of the Day

Madonna’s showing off her body and still pretending she’s Marilyn Monoroe cuz she’s pretty much old enough to be Marilyn Monroe…you know she’s got to that stage of her senior citizenship where it doesn’t matter if she’s 60 or 140….she’s not hot…or erotic…and even in little clothes we know her body is drooping, practically dripping off her….vagina lips flapping in the wind….but here’s her pre-Superbowl….Football inspired…video with Nicki Minaj’s big tits to give her appeal to the youth and M.I.A to keep it hip….making them her cheerleaders to make her seem above them….because the timing is right, she’s in the media…she’s an empire..this is money making..and I’m posting cuz I appreciate all whores trying to be sexy …especially when they are historically known for being sluts…even scandalous sex icons in the 80s….cuz it shows they have trouble letting go…they’re a little pathetic…but grannies in panties are hysterical…..enjoy…

Posted in:Madonna

2012

03

Feb

Kelly Brook’s Hot Tits on the Cover of Fabulous Mag of the Day

Kelly Brook’s tits were shown off in a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of…..and I liked it…cuz big cleavage with a natural set of tits is one of life’s pleasures….all fertile and ready to feed a tribal village…just as soon as I’m done with them…kinda thing….ideally the lactation comes from before the miscarriage….cuz I’m not ready to be a father…I’m more of a stepfather….and none of that matters…cuz there are tits to be stared at….

Now here’s a hot instagram picture of Kelly Brook in some amazing leather leotard…and thigh high athletic socks…like she’s not in her mid 30s…like she didn’t just have a miscarriage/abortion while showing us her pussy lip….like she is at her peak and is going to ride that out as hard as she can…while I watch…cuz this kinda shit is erotic to me….mainly cuz her leotard touches her pussy, asshole, tities all at once…amazing…

Here she is on the beach in Ibizia…not sure when…but looking nice and fat assed….cuz big natural tits usually come stock with that….

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

03

Feb

Vanessa Pudgens and Ashley “The Face” Tisdale Duck Lips of the Day

You’d think being the low level celebrities Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens are…they wouldn’t have to do Duck Face, they’d have facial expression coaches and make-up artists to prevent a face I’ll never understand….mainly because it never looks good…

I just assume the bitches doing it think it pouts their lips, and gives them good texture by stretching them out the right way…all big lipped ig eyed big dreams….but it looks like they are high school girls prepping a Myspace profile back when Myspace still existed….

Guys want O-Face…or Dick Sucking Face…or Cum on My Face Face…we don’t want this shit…even when we get that Tisdale is a monster and should be walking around with a burlap sack on her head…but that’s no fucking excused…..


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BONUS
Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens on Jay Leno the other day….She’s not wearing a short enough skirt for me to see her panties that her 5 o’clock shadow cuz she’s a hairy little monkey who needs to shave her vagina twice a day…and we know this cuz we’ve all seen it…and liked it…cuz pubic hair makes us feel like men….but I’ll post the pics anyway…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2012

03

Feb

Lana Del Rey’s Lip is Loving the Attention Outside Letterman of the Day

I love how Lana Del Rey, a youtube sensation who is going to be the next thing in pop music, is so happy to be getting positive attention that she hangs around awkwardly with these fans for a long time, not quite sure where else to go or why she’s standing there, only for the fans to even ask “Hey Lana why are you being so nice to us, this is weird”…..for her to respond awkwardly “cuz I fucking love you”….sounding like a drunken college coed ready to try anal for the first time….

I am amazed by Lana Del Rey…both her lip and her internet success…she has been the first fabricated artist I think they’ve packaged in an amazing way…she’s got this lounge singing voice, an old Hollywood vibe, but really she’s just a rich kid with a dream with a dad trying to keep her out of trouble…everything paid for…but clearly it works…the songs are bullshit, but catchy and better than any lady gaga shit I’ve heard…so as much as I want to hate her for being a talentless hack in a halloween costume with a fake lip…I just kinda want to fuck her…

So she gets a lot of hate cuz she can’t sing….she’s more of a melodic talker like this french waitress I had the other day “what CAN i GET Youuuuuuu”….. all studio tweaking….and her SNL performance proved her inability……

Clearly cleaned up for her Letterman performance that she’s probably been practicing with all the best coaches in the industry cuz after 60,000,000 youtube views…her record label expects her to be a real money maker….so nothing but the best coaches for her…

Full of shit or not…I still want to fuck her….up the ass…to see just how full of shit she is…but I’d settle for pics of her naked/in a bikini/fucking…someone needs to bring it…an ex boyfriend…her PR people…someone…

Here she is Showing Ass in Vogue….

Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2012

03

Feb

Eliza Cummings Nude Photoshoot of the Day

I am not the kind of guy who’s into girls cumming…because it means they are having too much fun with me…and no girl…not even the most desperate should ever be that into letting me inside her…it makes me unable to enjoy myself…knowing she’s that crazy in her head…but I like the concept of a bitch cumming…maybe cuz I am convinced it is a myth…that it never happens…that it doesn’t fucking exist…or maybe cuz I know that when it does happen…the girl is likely doing it to herself…in her bath, shower, bed…and that’s hot….but not as hot as when they do it by getting naked and taking pictures for me to experience it with them…see cuz I’m a voyeur…but unfortunately the only naked pictures of bitches I get to see are models who do it for fashion and money…and I guess it’s not all bad…even if I prefer the homemade kind…cuz without them…I’d never know what hotness looks like unclothed….

Her name is Eliza Cummings…she’s naked for a fashion shoot….she’s an up and coming model…doing good to get noticed…here are the pics.

Posted in:Eliza Cummings

2012

03

Feb

Karina Smirnoff Bikini Pics in Video of the Day

I have decided that I like my celeb bikini pics with a narrator…..but only because the paparazzi agencies hate the fuck out of me and if I was to post these on my site without paying them their 1000 dollars or more…they’d try to sue me and I don’t need that kind of drama since life has already sued me and taken me for all I’ve got…so now I have my bikini pictures in video with some asshole trying to sound like TMZ, something I hate more than most things, cuz the irritating get under my skin and makes me want to do crazy things, like find the asshole with this voice and rip his throat out, or welcome these suicidal thoughts with open arms…”hello old friend, yes, let me come with you to avoid the fact that assholes like this exist”….kinda thing…..

Yes I know these pics are from the other day, I do this thing all day asshole…I just wasn’t allowed to post them….

Posted in:Karina Smirnoff

2012

03

Feb

Bouncing Boobs Sell Communist Helmets of the Day

My best friend who never writes, calls, waves, or messenger pigeons me over at COPYRANTER finally came out of hiding after at least 18 months of ignoring my tender email touch…..with a link to this video from some communist helmet company promoting helmet the right…

Posted in:Ads

2012

03

Feb

RIP Motherfucker the Leslie Carter Edition of the Day

If you were a Carter….the sister of Aaron and Nick Carter…yes THAT Aaron and Nick Carter…You’d probably be taking prescription drugs recreationally too…you know to deal with being the less successful shit in a pile of shit family…

She’s kinda hot…I would have totally banged her…I wonder if it’s too late…I mean just getting access to the body would be some covert operative shit…and who’s too know if she’s cremated or not…that wouldn’t work sexually…jerk off hand filled with dust….and I’m allergic to dust…

Posted in:Leslie Carter

2012

03

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So my homie Moses emailed me this picture a girl put on facebook along with this caption….

Stop Body-Shaming!
ALL BODIES ARE GOOD BODIES.
Age: 21
Height: 5’0″
US Size: 18/20
Measuring: 43-40-48
Proud ChubbyBunny and Riotgrrrl
Love your body. It’s good for your health!

And I remembered why I drink….and it has nothing to do with half naked fat chicks on facebook…but everything to do with having a good time…or at least numbing the pain from a life that sued me….

Here some morning links…

Some Serious Nerd Shit
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BIG TITTIES IN AN AD
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Fun With the Drive Through – VIDEO
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The 15 Hottest Viral Female Athletes
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Free Cam Shows on a Friday, For You
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Bruce Willis Told Demi Moore To Go To Rehab, She Chose Penis Cake And Whip-Its
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When Asian Dads Go Wild – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Girls. They Will Make Your Day Better
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Dude Leaks a Video of His Big Tittied Girlfriend – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet Genesis Rodriguez
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Posted in:MHD

2012

02

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I can’t stop partying Black History month…..just a few hours ago I was at a friends house watching all in the Family…and apparently either can George Jefferson…..

TV was better in the 70s…and so where women…they had less AIDS…too bad I was only 10 and the only people on my dick at the time were priests….

Here are the stepLINKS…while I go get my dick wet at the bowling alley….

I love Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini
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Blake Lively Has Only Fucked 4 Dudes
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Topless Celebrity Jean Ads
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Some Bitch Who Plays Snow White Named Lily Collins in a Magazine
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Lana Del Rey Covers British Vogue
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Funny Drive Thru…
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50 Sexiest American Athletes….
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Old Guy Powerwashes Inside of a Car
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I’m Pretty Sure Amanda Seyfried Just Called Justin Timberlake Gay
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Coco Adds a Little More Slut to Your Thursday
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Live Web Cam Sluts, You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough
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Impossible Pool Trick Shots Are Seriously Impressive – VIDEO
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The 25 Scariest Ghosts In Movies
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Geri Halliwell Goes Old School Hotness
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Christina Hendricks’ Insane Tits
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Vicki is Leggy and Has No Pants On
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Nicole Scherzinger Gallery
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Laslie Carter Odéd on Pills
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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College Slut Gets Her Masterbation On
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The 50 Sexiest American Athletes
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Heather Graham is Nude Cause It’s Her Birthday
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taylor Swift, Just Because
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Sarah Jessica Parker Is Dressed Up As Gloria Steinem
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Miley Cyrus’ Sex Scene For ‘LOL’ (VIDEOS)
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Paris Hilton Is As Paris Hilton Does
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Ahhhhhh Minka Kelly!!
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Is This your Fantasy?
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Check Out Crissy Before and After
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How About Some Dubstep Boobies – VIDEO
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Simon Cowell Allegedly Offers Beyonce $500 MILLION To Judge X-Factor
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Zoe Britton and Lena Get It On
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Top 5: Courtney Stodden Twitter Round Up!
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Gemma Shows You Everything But the Beach
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Playboy’s Road To The Big Game
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Now That is a Short Short Skirt
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Ashley Green Just Because
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whoops, There̬s a Snake in the Pool РVIDEO
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Courtney Love Killed The Family Pets, Lives On Cocktail Of Drugs
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How NOT to Park Your Audi
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Valentine’s Special: The 66 sexiest redheads in the world
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Nicki Minaj’s Dressing Room Demands Exposed [Video]
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Hold In Your Poots Around Christina Aguilera
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Surfing Sheep…
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It Disgusts me that Jen Aniston Bought a 25 Million Dollar House…
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Ginger Spice Being Ginger Spice
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Some Olivia Munn Tits And Nipples
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Sheep Cyclone
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25 Athletes Who Cause the Most Drama
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Impossible Pool Trickshots
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Coco Has Cameltoe
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Gisele Wants You TO Pray For Tom Brady
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Jackoff To This…
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Jordan Katie Price Has See Through Pants On
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Definitely Blues Balls And Deep Throat
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Car Flips at 1000 FPS
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Snooki’s Sloppy Tits And Areola. I WARNED You.
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More Snooki TIt With Big Nipple
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Brandi Glanville Crippled in a Bikini
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Tila Tequila is Hot in a Black Bikini Turning Jewish
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Jennifer Lopez in a Bathing Suit for a Photoshoot
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Young Sharon Stone Topless and Amazing
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Rainy Day JOrdan Topless in Miami
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Mariana Diarco Topless in Hombre
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

02

Feb

Olivia Munn Has Nipples of the Day

Unlike a breast cancer survivor with a Mastectomy….Olivia Munn…someone we wish was a breast cancer casualty because lets face it…if karma existed…the lie that is her would be annihilated…and we’re onto her…has nipples….and she’s showing them off in some photoshoot that reminds me both that Olivia Munn exists and that Olivia Munn still hasn’t got into porn yet…but she’s working towards that….because she probably knows this lie that is her career needs a Plan B.


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Posted in:Olivia Munn

2012

02

Feb

Fatty in Training Kate Upton Making Good and Bad Choices of the Day

I always rip into Kate Upton for being a typical teen girl…You know fat in the tits thanks to hormones in the processed foods we eat….all that fast food does some good until the bitch stops working out….or her metabolism slows down when she hits 21….Her ass will catch up to her tits…and that’s why it makes no sense why she’d do a Carl’s Jr Ad…I mean other than that she’s getting paid…and she’s not fat right now…and fatty foods made her tits the way they are…endorsing young girls everywhere to get up on the fast food train so that they too can be bikini models too..or at least busty….and I guess it is starting to make sense…

Here are some photoshopped pics of her in her bikini for Beach Bunny bikinis a company that pays her tits to sell their products…which is fine for now…let’s just home it’s not a long term contract….because I may wanna see obese Upton thanks to her all you can eat Carl’s Jr and ass catching up with tits as nature designed her….in a bikini….but I’m a weirdo and most people prefer when she’s disproportionate in a good way….so here are some tits making money from all fucking angles….while it lasts.

Posted in:Kate Upton