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2009

03

Apr

Tamara Mellon Brings Her Bikini Out One More Time of the Day


Tamara Mellon has the smallest ass on a 40 year old I think I’ve ever seen. Sure, I see these mom’s jogging, and trying their best to get a tighter body that an 18 year old heartbreaker, all the fucking time, but even in their bullshit expensive designer spandex pants, they just never manage to pull it off this good.

So I don’t know what this Tamara bitch is into, but I am guessing an eating disorder or a cocaine addiction that she can afford because she’s very rich. So girls take fucking notes because you could us a little of this.

Posted in:Bikini|Tamara Mellon

2009

03

Apr

Miley Loves Her Daddy of the Day

Here’s a little awkward father daughter moment, between Miley and Billy Ray, you know keepin’ shit country, because if he made her, she belongs to him and he can do what he wants with her and you can’t say anything about it, meddler.

It’s the kind that reminds you of that porno movie that inspired you, about the father/daughter sexual relationship that went sour when the ugly sister finds out and feels inadequate.

You know comedic gold with legendary lines like “the stuff that made you going back in you” and “you sure didn’t learn that from your mother” and “stick it in her ass Leroy, I don’t want no bastard grandbabies”.

Unfortunately, that I can’t seem to find anywhere because shit was bootleg. It’s called Sharon, was shot in ’75, takes place in Atlanta, so peep that shit out if you can, it changed my life.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Dad|Love|Miley Cyrus

2009

03

Apr

Some Pregnant Kate Moss Nipples of the Day

I am pretty hungover, something I assume Kate Moss can relate to, you know since she’s a substance abuser. I reported that she was pregnant yesterday, I mean if you can call what I do reporting, it’s more along the lines of making shit up that seems to make sense at the time, but I figured, since she’s getting fat the only logical reason would be that she let some stranger cum inside her and now she’s debating whether to keep it or not, but will probably just let nature takes it’s course, you know with her hard drinkin’, the motherfucker will either drown in her womb. Good times. Here are her hard nipples.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipples|Pregnant

2009

03

Apr

Lady Gaga’s Disgusting Vaginaed Friend of the Day

I hate Lady Gaga because I know she is full of shit. Her act annoys me and I hate that people buy into it. She is ugly and overcompensates. But I don’t hate her as much as I hate this nasty pussy she’s fuckin’ with.

Now I don’t care if girls get drunk and eat each other out, I actually like it, encourage it and try to get the best view I can of it, but I do mind with the girls doin’ it look like these monsters.

Let’s all hold hands and pray that AIDS gets to Gaga before another tour does.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Vagina

2009

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t really know where I live, but I assume it’s fucking hell. I was with a guy I know and some crackhead started messing with him, threatening him, acting crazy with him and I didn’t bother stepping in, because I don’t get involved in other people’s shit, but after I stepped back from my bottle, I realized the crackhead was my neighbor. I made the mistake of calling him out as my neighbor and dude fucking switched his death focus from the guy I was with and directed it at me and now I can’t go back home because he’s probably waiting for me, and I guess that’s a good thing, because I hate being home. Maybe if we’re lucky, he’ll off my wife.

Here are my links…

Just Click this Fucking Link Now and Click Follow…Seriously…You’re Making Me Look Bad…Get It Together People.
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy Thursday
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Steel Panther – Death to All But Metal
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Prank Your Friends By Making Deathly Fire Come Out of Their Tap
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Is It Me, Or Is Lohan Getting Fat Again
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Rachel Sterling Stretches Out Her Tank Top in a Very Good Ways
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What’s in YOUR Vagina?
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This Cartoon About Sex Isn’t Even in English and It’s Amazing
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May God Give Him His Car Back
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Striptease of the Day
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As If Heidi Montags Album Couldn’t Get Any Fucking Worse
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Computer Tanning
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Dina Lohan Trumps Her Own Stupidness Yet Again
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Open Up Just a Little Wider Glenn Close
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Helena Bonham Carter Disgusting Panty Upskirt
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Barron Hilton is the Newest Celeb Idiot Who is Going to Fail Upwards
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The Homer Evolution
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Stripped On French TV
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Step By Step All Over Her Body
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Scarlett Johansson is Looking Awfully Photoshopped
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Why Hello Josie!
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You Gott DO Things The Only Way You Know How
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Kylee Reece Amazingness
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Liz Hurley is Still Looking Good, But WTF is She Wearing?
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Rosie Jones and Hettie Butler Topless
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Round Ass, Pink String
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Kylie Minogue HAd Plastic Surgery and Thats Why She is Still So Bangable
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Marisa Miller/Vicky’s Secret Models Throwback
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Because Sometimes There is Only One Road You Can Take
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SOUTH PARK IS AMAZING AND HERE IS WHY
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Idiot Drops His Fiancee Engagement Ring
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This Video ia Amazing and Will Give You Seizures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gotta Love Gymnasts
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I Hate You Paris Hilton
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More Kim Kardashian Photoshop Problems – What’s Wrong With This Picture?
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Wolverine Has Been Leaked Online and The Studio is PISSED
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Top 10 Worst Soundtrack VIdeos
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Keira Knightley Fights Spousal Abuse
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Top 10 Girls Named April
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Shawn Johnson Gives Her Dancing Partner a Boner….
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You Don’t Have to Kill Yourself to Be Happy, You Just Need Cheap Pussy TO Jerk Off To
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Video of the Day -NSFW Warning-Scroll halfway to when she smokes & listen to her monologue-I am dying-so funny
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Here’s a Contest I am Posting for a friend….
 
Winner gets Rock Star treatment in Sin City! Includes two roundtrip flights to Las Vegas, hotel accommodations for two,  and two tickets to the SnoCore Tour on 5/3/09 where winner and guest will receive VIP treatment!
 
Accepting entrants until 4/2 then 64 girls will be picked by the bands and then those girls will compete against each other bracket style
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Find Me on Twitter then Press FOLLOW…..I want 100,000 Followers….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

02

Apr

What the Hell is Ryan Seacrest Doing to Miley’s Grandmother of the Day

I like grandmother’s as much as the next guy, you know, because they are usually widows, usually have money or at least a decent pension, usually make great cake, and usually can’t get pregnant because they are old and dried up, but are still horny enough to put out, if you can stomach that shit because old chicks are fucking gross to look at, but at least you know they are really experienced and have less inhibitions since they are ready to die or have early signs of dementia, making them not scared of anal or pretty much anything, and they fall asleep at 9 pm, leaving me with the night to myself to fuck with real girls, but I still don’t really get what the fuck Ryan Seacrest is doing to Miley’s grandmother’s head….

Posted in:Granny|Miley Cyrus|Ryan Seacrest

2009

02

Apr

Liz Hurley and Some Chicks in Bikinis of the Day

Liz Hurley has a bikini line, but Liz Hurley isn’t the Liz Hurley she once was, so she knows better than to get in one, since people like me will pull some before and after animated gifs and blame the bikinis for making her look like shit, making her go broke, when really we should blame her aging, laziness, bad diet, marriage, babies, or whatever else makes a bitch’s body go south, when it should be going north, you know to wrap the fuck up in snowsuits while dog sledding as Inuits kill baby seals, so that we don’t have to see their sloppy asses. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Bikini|Liz Hurley

2009

02

Apr

Tila Tequila Flashin’ Her Underwear of the Day

I like Tila Tequila’s hustle. The whole bisexual bullshit show wasn’t anything revolutionary and I couldn’t sit through the shit, but she knew that a lot of people would, so she told her boyfriend of many years to kick back and pretend they weren’t together when she went to work, because you might as well make the money when you can. When I accidentally met Tila she was very nice and knew exactly what she was doing, when a fan asked about the guy in the first season of her show who she claimed to be in love with, who she fucking cried over, she had no idea who the girl was talking about, because it’s all a fucking scam, and that scam is a lot smarter than anything I’ve come up with.

Here’s some pictures of her pulling some other attention grabbin’ stunt, because we all like tits, lingerie, exhibitionists. Tila’s onto us and winning.

Posted in:flash|Lingerie|Tila Tequila|Tits

2009

02

Apr

Kate Moss is Probably Pregnant of the Day

It looks like Kate Moss is pregnant again. The scandal. This is going to be her second kid and it’s with a different baby daddy. That’s so fucking ghetto. To think I thought she was classy just because she’s rich, is the face of luxury brands and does cocaine and not meth. I guess she’s just another statistic…tryin to fit in with my poor teenage neighbors.

Next thing you know she’ll be in line at Wal Mart buy formula with her mother and 8 random kids in tow, getting in my fuckin’ way when I’m trying to get a pair of fucking socks because I have a fungal infection and the doctor told me they will need to amputate if I don’t start on the hygiene. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Pregant

2009

02

Apr

Racehel Sterling and Her Tits of the Day

Her name is Rachel Sterling, her job is being fucking useless. She was a Pussycat Doll at some point in her life, and has turned to DJing and hosting shitty fucking parties around North America. I haven’t been fortunate enough to go and laugh at her in action, since I am banned from all events thrown by the only shitty company in this city willing to bring a cunt like this into town to party, they also bring in acts like Caroline D’Amore. I know, I’m really missing out…at least on seeing a couple tacky girls showing off some cleavage for a bunch of chachi motherfuckers with bottles of Grey Goose while listening to Bob Sinclair or whatever their into now. Assholes like this make me disappointed to be human, like when I think about how they’re livin and the shit they’re doin’ I just wish I was a fucking Goat or some shit, so I wouldn’t have to deal with all this rage, I’d be too busy eating garbage…something Simon Rex is into or at least can relate to, you know, now that he’s dating this cunt…get it…cuz her pussy tastes and smells like kitchen garbage….at least that’s what her fake tits imply. Whore.

On a side note, Simon Rex aka the rapper Dirt Nasty and original jerk off porn hustler follows me on Twitter so I love him. Buy his album and if he’s reading this, send me some Rachel Sterling nudes, she looks like a cunt you’ll end up hating in a few months anyway….get to work on that man. I hope she doesn’t read this and have second thoughts, maybe I should have just kept my mouth shut and waited for you to deliver cuz as men we have that understanding. Oh well…

Posted in:Dirt Nasty|Rachel Sterling|Simon Rex|Tits

2009

02

Apr

Beyonce Tests The Strength of Cable with No Pants On of the Day

There was a time when my wife and I did various activities. You know in the Honeymoon phase where I was going along with the whole marriage thing because I had accepted that I just sold my soul to the fucking devil and that the rest of my life was going to be hell, so I might as well rock out before I am too bitter and resentful to enjoy. So we’d do stupid things, like one afternoon we went to a little bar that had this trapeze set set-up outside, and my wife insisted we try the shit. I wasn’t into it, but she had been a gymnast when she was 150 pounds lighter and I guess thought she still had it in her. I remember the look on the staff’s face when they were trying to help her up the ladder to the top, before she fell into the strained safety net because she couldn’t support her own weight. It was a lot like the look on the horses face the time we decided to go horseback riding. Which is probably the look on whoever the fuck is responsible for rigging up Beyonce and her dumpy, fat, pantless ass, because you know if she goes down, some motherfucker is going to get executed….

Which brings me to my point. Why the fuck do rockstars/musicians/singers/performers insist on flying around the fuckin stage like some kind of fucking bird. Do the fans really find it that exciting to see an idiot strapped up and floating around the stage? Don’t they realize if the audience is there, 55% of them are fans and want to see them sing, 40% are asshole dudes dragged along for the ride by a girl they hope to fuck, 3% are media or got free tickets and 2% are there hoping all that fried chicken takes her out and she has a massive heart attack on stage. You know, to witness a historical event. But none of them want to see a fat slut do silly stunts that aren’t even impressive.

Step it the fuck up, I mean, if you can manage lifting your own legs, you fat pig.

Posted in:Beyonce|Fat|No Pants

2009

02

Apr

Tamara Mellon’s Second Day in a Bikini of the Day

Yesterday I never heard of her, today, I do my second post on her. I’m pretty fucking easy…just get half naked, and I’m yours…

Here’s Jimmy Choo owner and very rich and luxurious Tamara Mellon, who I can assume acts like one of the cunts in Sex and the City, you know, all materialistic, with her faggot drinks, talking about luxury retreats and spa treatments, not giving guys like me the time of day, because we are fat and wear stained clothes, have no money, and want to leech off of them like they were our stripper girlfriends going out and getting naked to pay the bills while we sit on our asses playing videogames all day.

She’s in her bikini day 2 and I may or may not love her, but that could be because I love Christian Slater and wonder if I could still smell him on her…but I think it’s because of her pretty tight, very rich, materialistic, superficical, self-involved 40 year old body….

I just got caught behind some 40 year old lookin’ rich mother at the coffee shop. She was gabbin’ off on her cell phone about bullshit only she and other rich mothers with nothing better to do would care about. She stood up the line, because she was too busy trying to get her idiot fucking friend who she goes to the gym with and who she saw earlier that day to get her order straight, because I guess 1 pm is coffee time, for cunts who just spend their days spending their husbands money. The worst fucking thing about all of this, was that the woman wasn’t even attractive. I am talking decent body because she has to maintain you know, but a face that would stop fucking traffic, or maybe just motivate a motherfucker like me, to run her down because of fear we were under some kind of Alien Attack and I was Will fucking Smith….

Posted in:Bikini|Tamara Mellon

2009

02

Apr

Music Video With a Naked Chick in It of the Day

I have no idea who DJ Rockid is, but his video is alright. It’s something all you weirdos can probably relate to, you know because if features a a naked chick, you know, the one thing in the world you want to fuck and a puppet, the one thing you’ve actually fucked. The song is garbage, the chick reminds me of some Cuban prostitute who I once slept with because she didn’t realize she wasn’t in Cuba anymore, and was affordable, unfortunately, she was also unshowered, not that it really matters, showers are for assholes who are trying to hard to fit in, make friends and get laid, you know all that superficial stuff. I figure it’s just a waste of fuckin’ time and corporate America trying to convince we need to spend billions on beauty products. You can’t fool me Corporate America…..

Posted in:Music Video|Tits

2009

02

Apr

Kelly Osbourne Makin’ Out in the Pool of the Day

Ugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh. That’s really all I can say, because it is all my desensitized stomach feels in seeing these pictures, I assume that’s how the chair she’s sitting on feels too, you know all that and confusion, you know why is a gay dude up rubbin up on a cow, but more importantly, why doesn’t the cow have an actual bathing suit, but only frolicks in the water in what seems like little dresses. Is it because they don’t make bathing suits in cow size, or is it because the cow is insecure about its cow body, that’s can’t be possible, cows don’t feel insecure, they’re too busy being jacked on hormones and milked 24 hours a day….I don’t know where I am going with this, but I do know these pictures are disgusting and disturbing, I guess she’s just trying to live up to her dad’s horror / morbid / scare expectations.

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne|Making Out|Pool

2009

02

Apr

Pam Anderson Stuffing Her Face of the Day

Here’s Pam Anderson shoving food in her mouth, she’s really good at shoving things in her mouth, you know with all that practice she’s had with random penis….cuz she’s a slut.. It’s only an obvious joke cuz it’s true haters.

Posted in:Eating|Face|Pam Anderson