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2010

18

Oct

Halle Berry Busts Out the Catwoman Outfit of the Day

Halle Berry is bringing back memories of her catwoman disaster that wasn’t a disaster as far as I’m concerned because she was in tight clothes the whole movie, back in a time when I thought she was hot, and more than just a white bitch disguised as a black person in order to get an Oscar, cuz white people like accessible ethnicities…and not actual full on racial experiences…and I guess Halle Berry agrees with them, since she only dates white dudes, since she’s fucking white…Remember that people…I am tired of this suburban, raised by a white lady, playing the blackness card, cuz momma got knocked up by a brother who neglected to step up as a parent, cuz that’s how real men raise kids…

Either way, nice leather pants and fuck me boots you slutty mom…

Posted in:Halle Berry

2010

18

Oct

Miley Gone Wild in Leopard Print Leggings of the Day

Nothing says wild and aventurous like Animal print….except maybe for Hawaiian print….Guys love this 17 year old shit…so I’ll just let you assume she’s a hooker in her hooker gear…trying to get you to pay her for sex…cuz everyone knows that’s what girls in leopard print are really trying to market themselves as…sure they can pretend it’s in style, or just something they like, but we know the slutty, naughty dirty truth…at least while we masturbate looking at them…calling them a “bad girl” under our breath…when really she’s just 17 and fucking with your head on purpose…don’t be fooled by her youth…she knows what she’s doing and she’s about as innocent as OJ Simpson…if you know what I mean…Miley is a fucking scam….a scam you perverts love falling for…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

18

Oct

Cassie on the Beach in a Bikini of the DAy

Cassie released naked pictures of herself when she and her boyfriend Diddy were releasing her album. It was a way to make her a household name, cuz prior to those pictures she was pretty much a fucking nobody and apparently she still is…naked pictures are some weak marketing, cuz they come and go and as much as we like seeing them when they cum….they are easy to forget thanks to the millions of other nude pictures available to us…

I just happen to like bikini pictures, especially when the ethnic bitch in the pics is throwing up her arms like she’s getting arrested….which is a nice tribute to her Mexican/African/ Filipino roots..even though she was privileged and went to prep schools and other fancy white person things…making her gutter hip hop act a lie…worth listening to cuz her body is alright, despite all the big black cock and Diddy’s Mini she’s taken…she’s got stupid dated hipster hair but still decent enough to stare at on the beach…which isn’t saying much for me…since the last time I was on the beach, I got hard looking at two seagulls it whate seemed to be heavy petting…but then again…I’m weird…

Posted in:Cassie

2010

18

Oct

Salma Hayek Big Cleavage of the Day

I know Salma Hayek is not the same Salma Hayek she once was, but as a Mexican I see it as my job to promote all good things Mexican and no matter how old her tits are, they are pretty much the best export other than Mexican food to eat and Ugly Betty to laugh at…

It’s one of those, whether she’s old or not, it doesn’t matter, cuz Mexican women aren’t meant to look this way, they are meant to be short, dumpy by 22 and moms to multiple kids fed by their hard work making hotel beds and their dad’s spend the day in siesta…but maybe I’m just throwing out stereotypes you white people want to hear….maybe the truth is all pussy in Mexica is Salma Hayek caliber, but I wouldn’t know, I haven’t been there since I was 5.

Here is her great mom cleavage…worth fucking a pinata over…I’ll tell you that much…slutty and conservative all at the sametime..this is like business casual…but better…and just as confusing…

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2010

18

Oct

Boardwalk Empire Nude Scene with Bush of the Day

Paz de la Huerta got naked on TV again…Boardwalk Empire is taking over…nothing like gambling, drinking, mafia and whores in the 1920s….except for maybe keeping continuity in order by showing the resident bitch who was cast to be on the show to be the bitch who gets naked…showing off bush….cuz bush is a long lost art of pussy maintenance, now that every Jersey Shore bitch and her less cheesy mainstream friend is getting bikini waxes of fully shaving, even though a little pussy hiar never hurt anyone…I’m not talking disgusting fucking pussy hair, spilling everywhere and making a pillow in the panty…I’m talking just normal bush to cum all over…step it up women, stop being so lazy…cuz everyone knows it’s easier to shave it all off than maintain it proper…

Either way, good show….good scene…two days late…Love it….

Posted in:HBOobs

2010

18

Oct

Sex With a Guitar to Promote a Band in the Music Video of the Day

‘030’ by The Good The Bad (UNCUT) from 030 on Vimeo.

So this shitty up and coming who could be an established band, but that I’ve never hear, but had to put the video on mute because it was painful, came up with a not so genius concept to get themselves out there and to have ppl talking about them….That not so genius concept was to get a girl naked and fucking a guitar….if anyting it is a fucking simple idea, bare bones basic idea, especially for someone who plays the guitar, since the idea of having a girl fuck your instrument you love is probably standard masturbation material, if not even something you do backstage after shows….proving yet again that the internet likes tits, but more importantly likes to pave the way for success to idiots with real basic ideas because they include tits…and I’m not complaining since I like tits and I think this girl is great in this music video…and if I wanted to get famous, or known, I’d be doing similar things, only instead of fucking a guitar, I’d have her fucking a burrito, but I prefer being an unknown loser, it gives me credibility to the 3 other losers who visit this site….who I am trying to impress..

Watch this Music Video of the Day….

Posted in:The Good The Bad

2010

18

Oct

Jessica Alba Pumps Gas of the Day

I knew a guy who knew a guy who would go to gas stations to get off. He’d park his car near the pumps and whenever a girl would get out to pump her gas, he’d jerk off. I know this actually happened because my friend was passed out in the backseat one night after a lot of hard drinking and woke up to the dude going at himself saying things like “Pump that gas you little whore” and “you like getting your hands dirty don’t you little slut” and “you like doing immigrant blue collar work don’t you”….and “daddy stop putting your fingers in me, I’m trying to watch the nice lady pump her own gas” with some real repressed memories because apparently he grew up in a small town and his dad was the gas man…and he worked the pumps growing up…and was molested by his gas man dad….making the whole thing a really fucking weird way to start the day….but here’s Alba pumping her own gas anyway…

And here is a recent pic of her nipples, for those of us who can’t really get off to a girl pumping gas cuz it is creepy and not as easy as it is for the weird friend of a friend with a Gas station background and a molesting father… cuz everyone likes nipples….except maybe that crazy homeless guy I met who was scared shitless of nipples.. he thought they were aliens coming to eat his soul…but he’s a rare case, and for the most part…nipples are a good thing…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

18

Oct

Rachel Bilson Comeback Tour of the Day

This is a great example of letting go of some serious baggage and everything kinda falling into place…in her case it was an overbearing jealous pussy of a fiance who brainwashed her and trapped her…taking away her chance to blossom into a hot little starlet slut….who at the time was all the rage…and in my case it would be stopping this blog to focus on something legit….but unlike Bilson, I’m not about to go out there and make something of myself.. cuz I don’t have the tits and hotness or money to make everyone want to fuck me…cuz my new freedom wouldn’t be as hot….

Seriously, she’s the next big thing who already was, but who turned her back on shit, to live a horrible life with a horrible person, but she’s back….

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2010

04

Oct

Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Is Finally Released of the Day

Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape has been Fully Released!!!

Hugh Hefner’s bunny has been naughty and instead of taking it up the ass from his 90 year old cock, she’s moved on from Playboy to release her very own sex tape… “Karissa Shannon Superstar”

I guess this in hopes of bigger things….like she was in the Kim Kardashian school of getting famous…depite the fact she already peaked with Playboy and there’s no where else for this trashy idiot to go but down….and unfortunately for you racists, her going down is on some trying to be famous nobody actor…who is black…

I’m not complaining……cuz I like watching girls fuck…I like seeing them so starved for fame that they’d do this to themselves…it takes a special kind of girl to be this attention starved…the kind of girl I like watching have sex…even if they were already getting naked before fucking on camera…

All this to say, I just wonder where she gets cummed on…

Go HERE to see the whole video…..

Here was the exclusive preview we stole from VIVID…..filled with rough sex….

If you’re as into celeb sex tapes as me and want to see the whole thing…then:

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Posted in:Karissa Shannon|Karissa Superstar|Sex Tape

2010

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been using my stepLINKS to either rip into assholes who annoy me, or campaign for more TWITTER FOLLOWERS or FACEBOOK FRIENDS even if Facebook always shuts me down….and although I didn’t reach my 5,000 friend by the weekend mark, I did manage to get 3 friend requests from hot pussy….unfortunately 2 were spammers for a webcam site and one was a dude pretending to be a chick…but still a better ratio than my everyday life…so as far as I’m concerned shit’s working out for me…even if it’s not working out at all….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Snooki Was Offered a Porn Job
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Phoebe Price Titties on the Trampoline Her Birthday
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Jessica Biel’s Best Ass Shots
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Liz Hurley’s Cleavage is Always Worth Taking a Look At
GO

Do it for the ladies…Serious handjobs Come When you Buy This….
GO

Because There’s No Fucking Way You Got Laid All Weekend
GO

4 Lesbian Chicks Get It On – VIDEO
GO

No Panty Pussy Upskirt…Thanks Rachel Uchitel….You Whore…
GO

Top 100 Steamiest Sex Symbols in Sports History
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Camel Toes And Side Boobage: Another Night Out For Miley
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This Kid Looks Like Hes DYING – VIDEO
GO

Susan Sarandon Has Some Sweet Tits When She Was Young and Here They Are
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When Bullfights Go Bad – VIDEO
GO

Looking Good Sweetheart
GO

With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies
GO

Take a Ride on the Hoffway
GO

Gisele Bundchen, Just Because
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Sami And Kayla Get Dirty
GO

Nikki B Has Got Some Body
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11 & 12-Yr Old Arrested For Robbing Business’ At Gunpoint – VIDEO
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Aimee Addison & Alyssa Reece – VIDEO
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“Bad Girls Club’s” Erica Langston Has a Sextape
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SHIA LEBOUF AND FRANKIER MUNIZ CAGE FIGHT TO THE DEATH
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Carey Mulligan is Looking Hot Lately
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Sami Likes to Be Licked All Over – VIDEO
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Joanna Krupa for Venus Swimwear
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Late Night Hipster Hottie
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Victoria Justive Hotness
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Cute Katie Flashes Her Boobs
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Boobs of Steel Smash Everything on Germany’s Got Talent
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Amanda Will Surely Make Your Afternoon Better
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Chick FAILS At Suckerpunch – VIDEO
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Homeless Guy X Puppets X Under Pressure = HOLY SHIT
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Lauren Conrad Hot Legs
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Amma Roberts is In Her Underwear
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Jessica Alba’s Sexy GQ UK Video Preview
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

04

Oct

Russell Simmons and Some Young Bitches in Bikini of the Day

Russell Simmons’ adult lisp could be the reason he gets girls, you know since women like to be with adults who sound 3, but who more importantly have big tongues to fuck their pussies with….but I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with money and power in the music industry…cuz all girls are fucking power hungry, money grubbing whores…and if I was him, I’d be doing the same fucking thing…taking in all the attention to make up for all the assholes who laughed at me for talking like a 3 year old growing up….it’s one of those revenge is bittersweet kinda things….cuz hot young pussy in bikini hanging off you like you’re a god is always a pretty good sign you’ve made it…and that is why the closest thing I have to hot young pussy in a bikini hanging off me is a fat, 50 year old who morbidly obese and pretty much bed bound…..if you know what I mean….if you dont it’s that I suck at life…thanks for making me spell it out fucker..

Posted in:Russell Simmons

2010

04

Oct

Coco’s Bikini Ridiculousness of the Day

I don’t know how recent these are…but I can’t imagine them being that old…because Coco’s life is pretty much one of decadence with very little work…so a weekend trip to the beach isn’t that unlikely, she probably even got there on a private jet, because her hooker skills landed her one client who disguises himself as her husband….but really just pays her way as she does what he says and gives him access to her stripper lookin’ ridiculousness of a body whenever he demands it…which in a lot of ways is a lot less bullshit than actual marriage…so we should respect these gutter tits for doin’ something decent and almost respecful with her pussy…something I’m pretty sure no one expected from her when she got out of her ass implant surgery back when she was just starting out as a white chick for black dick cuz she’s thick.


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Posted in:Coco

2010

04

Oct

Helen Flanagan in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Helen Flanagan is…It seems like I don’t know who any of these sluts are…I just know to put up the pictures of them…because you weirdos know who they are…and follow their every move…and post pictures of them next to your bed…with semen…

It turns out that a quick google search will show that she’s 20, on a show called Cornation Street from the UK that I’ve had the unfortunate displeasure of watching living in Canada. If you don’t believe me – watch this clip….from the era I was forced to watch this….

Yes. It is that fucking bad….but I guess they air the show here since the Queen is on our money….and proves that Brits are fucking weird and nothing you want to be a part of. The cast was all working class and ugly…

I guess they’ve changed the strategy….cuz here is one of their trophy pasty cunts in a bikini….because I guess they realized old dying hags with missing teeth wasn’t really keeping the show young a relevant….

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2010

04

Oct

David Arquette and Courtney Cox in Some Stupid Campaign of the Day

I am not sure if this is supposed to be funny. I am not even sure if David Arquette is still famous or if anyone knows who he is other than people who have seen Scream, I just know this is a furries fetish in the mainstream and I haven’t seen Furries porn in years….but I guess that’s because I’m not married to a monster like Courtney Cox, who although has fame I need to stay relevant, looks better dressed up as a sports mascot….

Either way, this is for some Domestic Dispute bullshit, Courtney Cox looks like hell, making me think that whatever she did to her face is the real crime against women.

Just be happy this video wasn’t staring Alexis Arquette…cuz that woulda taken on a whole new level of weird, not funny and borderline traumatic…

This whole thing is WAY too funny or die for me…seriously garbage and I am only posting it because I care about battered women finding a new safehaven on my dick…mainly because I like the way they cringe when I lift my hand to them…

Posted in:Courtney Cox

2010

04

Oct

Kendall Jenner at the Teen Vogue Event of the DAy

I should probably not be posting these pictures of half sister to the Kardashians and Brody Jenner….not because the Kardashians are a stain on society and I want them all to disappear, making the idea of a new one both disgusting and frightening, but because because she’s 14 years old and I didn’t realize that goin’ into this…she’s got 4 more years of Kim Kardashian to tarnish any wholesomeness she may have had…and we can expect her to follow her older sister’s lead…cuz they all do…but right now…let’s just pretend she still plays with Barbies…cuz 14 is fucking young…it isn’t even legal in Canada anymore….it’s just interesting to place bets on where you think this one is going to end up….I’m thinking fat…you’re probably hoping she’s into anything that involves her half naked and taking 10 dollars a song…

I guess only time will tell…

The real question is whether it is legal for me to post these pictures or not…I think once they go public in Hollywood with TV shows and a modeling career that was controversial cuz she posed half naked, it is…You know once the family sells their souls to the industry, shir is fairgame, but I guess if I wake up with the FBI pointing guns at my head, we’ll know the answer to that…

In the meantime, here’s Kendall Jenner at some Teen Vogue Party she was at with a lot of other young starts for you perverts…

To make this post less creepy, here are some pictures of some of the other sluts of all ages at the Teen Vogue event….

Victoria Justice is a whole lot of hype….

Kelly Osbourne was Better fat…but even then she was still disgusting…just a better kind of disgusting….

Kate Mara hid her cock…

The Cast of The Hills looked like shit….I guess everything has fallen about since their forced retirement…

AJ Michalka looks like white trash…with a bra built into her dress…

Emma Roberts wore the right dress

Miley Cyrus’s sister brought her uglier than Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus impression…

Zelda Williams, who used to be my friendster friend when she was still in high school and friendster still existed brought her lesbianism….

Brittany Snow Brought her Tits…dressed as Tara Reid

Raven Symone was there on security detail…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner