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2011

20

May

Julianne Hough is on the Beach Hiding Her Bikini of the Day

The rest of these pictures of Julianne Hough on the beach are of her playing with a baby, and as erotic as that is for some of you weirdos, I like to avoid all thing maternal, cuz it kinda makes a pussy a lot less hot that it could be, knowing it’s burning to have a uterus filled with a baby of its own….something that may not happen, thanks to being in a ake relationship with Ryan Seacrest as a front to cover his faggotry, in exchange for free publicity for her music career…It’s all so weird to me..but not as weird as this see through dress covering up what we want to see…What a jerk…

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2011

20

May

Bar Refaeli Cum Faced in Cannes of the Day

Here are some pictures of Bar Refaeli in Cannes. I don’t know if she’s coked up and has coke on her lip, as my Israeli contacts told me she’s heavily into, or if she’s just got cum on her lip, you know enjoying her freedom now that the control of Leonardo has been lifted…and she can use her throat however she seems fit and on whoever she deems good enough….or maybe, it’s neither of those options, but where is the fun in that…I don’t know, but I’ll look into it.

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2011

20

May

Anja Rubik In Shorts in Cannes of the Day

Model Anja Rubik is up on some skinny, weird looking shit. This is a model who I post photoshoots of on the regular, had I known she was a monster looking bitch, like most models when they aren’t in hair and make-up and photoshop after being shot by the worlds best photographers, I probably would have still posted her titty pics , I just wouldn’t have been so eager about it.

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2011

20

May

Some More Pippa Middleton of the Day

She’s got no ass, but she’s loving the attention and that is better than having a hot ass, cuz most girls with a hot ass, keep that hot ass to themselves, while the girls without the hot asses, do what they can to overcompensate, especially when their sister is getting the attention of the entire fucking world, making this Pippa feel inadequate, cuz most girls who feel inadequate just have the attention of the other family memebers, you know making this like the sister who daddy didn’t molest complex, only on an exponential international scale….this makes for some real fucking issues…and I anxiously await the sex tape.

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2011

20

May

Anna Faris Looks Like a Homeless Crackhead of the Day

Anna Faris looks like a homeless, recovering addict, prostitute turned lesbian cuz she overused penis and it brings back horrible memories, with no teeth thanks to no hygiene, but a dream that she can stay off the meth.
Seriously, I’m not a fashionable dude, but this outfit screams “Free from the mission, struggling with addiction, haven’t eaten since welfare check day, my skin is so itchy, it feels like there are fire ants crawling all over me”….If you know what I mean…and if you don’t, then go to your local trailer park, find the bitch talking to herself while eating cheetos, and you’ll get what I’m saying, this is some serious redneck, white trash, trailer park, welfare check shit and I find it funny…..Gutter is always Funny.

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2011

20

May

Teen Mom Leah in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know shit about this teen mom shit, I just know that I was talking to an 18 year old the other day and 3 of her best friends are knocked up, all 18. It’s like shit is a trend that can ruin your fucking life, and take you from your full potential of living a well traveled, educated life, by throwing you into a housing project living off food stamps with some dead beat baby daddy who likes getting high all day cuz he’s only 19 years old. Fucking idiots.

The only good thing about this teen pregnancy shit, is the whole body bouncing back proper after the birth, unlike 98 percent of women who stay fat, stretched out and disgusting. Thank god for skin elasticity and in this Leah girl’s case…implants.

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2011

20

May

The Reason Dominique Strauss-Kahn Rapes Hotel Workers of the Day

Is cuz his daughter’s not hot enough to molest. So he had to take his sex offending on the road….

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2011

20

May

Who is Jennifer Lawrence of the Day

In case you were wondering, these are not pictures of Joey Lawrence post sex change.

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2011

20

May

Tommy Hilfiger’s Billion Dollar Legs of the Day

Tommy Hilfiger is worth more than a billion dollars, so it is safe to say that money, success in the fashion world, even fame, had everything to do with him leaving the event with legs on a slut like this….that’s not to say this old weathered bitch is anything exciting, but she’s better than the old weather bitches I see walking around my neighborhood, because those weathered bitches didn’t have the drive or ambition to date billionaires….

I thought fashion designers were supposed to be gay…not supposed to fuck the models.not tha this is a model….but you get what I’m saying…and that is-why is her dress is showing off all of her leg, but not flashing any vagina, there’s a flaw in design hilfiger. Get on it.

The whole thing is confusing to me and why is she so shy? Is she embarrassed by him? Or does she have bad Botox, who is she again? I’ll post the pics anyway…but I need answers damnit….

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