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2011

24

Oct

Sofia Vergara Tits Lookin’ Deflated of the Day

You give a girl an Emmy and she comes back with this….

IF this was 5 years ago, before she was famous, when she was sleeping her way to fame, or when her brother who runs all the cocaine into the country from Colombia used his muscle to get some Hollywood producers to hire her if they know what’s good for her, cuz Hollywood loves coke more than strippers…She’d be using her tits to their full potential…but instead she’s gone all soft on us….boring us and insulting our loyalty to them titties…typical. Things always work like this….once people get what they want, even if it is a scam that mocks an industry, they start thinking it is because of their skill and not cuz of her tits….and now she is demanding repect….that pisses me off.

But she did tweet her tits – or her assistant who pretends to be her on twitter – tweeted her tits in a bikini and I’m into it

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2011

24

Oct

Carmen Electra’s Showing Off Some Old Fake Tits of the Day

Apparently Carmen Electra isn’t dead, but she might as well be….sure she’s still kinda hot and has some sex appeal, but she’s old, and boring and pretty much non existent….the last I heard of her was when she was hosting a party at a shitty club in Montreal, that no one went to, where he wasn’t even nearly as hot as the couple dozen girls in the club, but more importantly, no one noticed she was even there, because no one even remembers who she is….

She’s at the “DJ” from Roseanne level of fame…you know you see him out drinking his troubles away and you say “shit weren’t you that guy from Roseanne” leading to him breaking down and crying…and you feeling bad cuz you didn’t even care he was in Roseanne, it was a conversation starter to break the awkwardness…..except shes got big old fake tits and a tight body and a legacy of what was hot in the 90s, but still essentially as usesless as DJ, cuz it isn’t like she’s gonna put out…she’s just gonna act like she’s still the bitch she was and that all contributes to my hate for her….that at her fake tits…even if they give her great cleavage…

Either way, here’s some old timer pussy.

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2011

24

Oct

Blake Lively Just Got Fucked of the Day

Blake’s Lively’s vagina likes to work the scene. She bounces from one cock to another like a little whore trying to get by…So now that she’s done with Leonardo DiCaprio, she’s moved onto Scarlett Johannson’s ex husband, who I am not even sure she’s officially divorced, and these are pictures of her leaving his hotel room in the morning, so unlike a common whore, she actually went in with a change of clothes, and he leaves with her, instead of sneaking her out at 5 am before anyone is really awake. I’m sure that makes her feel good about giving up her pussy, you know all self-respectful as she fills her void through fucking….

If you’re like me and love the walk of shame, even if it isn’t shameful, because girls who put out are awesome…here are the pics….

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2011

24

Oct

Scarlett Johannson on Set Street Walking of the Day

While Scarlett Johannson’s ex husband was fucking Blake Lively, she was on set of some movie called ‘Under The Skin’, in which she plays an alien sexual predator….sounds like a pretty good career move, even if I think her hype is totally overrated and her hotness is more a dumpiness that bores me, especially when it leaks nude pics and gets the FBI involved, like some kind of evil Indian giver who doesn’t think we deserve to see her large breast, because she’s not a common whore like Blake Lively or some shit…

Who knows….I’m posting the street walking pics anyway….

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2011

24

Oct

Christina Milian Bending Over and Showing Off Tit of the Day

I generally enjoy watching women parenting when it looks like this….all bent over and pre-occupied with child….unaware that men are looking down her shirt…unless she’s doing it on purpose…which is even better…cuz having kids make women feel unsexy and thus become slutty….in efforts to reclaim the male attention they once had before all the baggage and damaged goods….even if we’d all still fuck her no matter how stretched out her stomach/vagina is….if you know what I mean….

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2011

24

Oct

Courtney Stodden Child Bride Whores Out at the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

Hooker with fake tits turned publicity stunt, who lied to the media about being 16, when clearly she’s in her mid-30s, and I know this because I’ve fucked 16 year olds, and even the slutty one don’t have haggard hands like this, it’s a lie people, she’s not a child bride, she’s just someone trying to get famous, likely a hooker…

She went to the Pumpkin Patch every ceelebrity seeking attention from paparazzi go this time of year, cuz the paparazzi camp out at this shit, and bitch decided to post like the stripper whore she is, in front of kids, flashing pany and nipples, until getting kicked out….cuz this behavior is all she knows…

I just don’t get why she hasn’t done a sex tape yet….but more importantly, I can’t believe the media still refer to her as a child bride, when she’s old enough looking to be our fucking moms.

Who cares. I mean other than me….cuz I love whores and this kind of stunt inspires….not to mention her whore body is tight….enjoy…

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2011

24

Oct

Miss Tahiti Tits in Slow Motion of the Day

I don’t know when this was shot, all I know is that it is Miss Tahiti shot at 1000 frames per second in some art fag, film making jargon, I can get behind, because there’s a topless ethnic bitch in slow motion and tiny bikini bottoms in it…..making me realize if school was taught but busty, implanted, topless bitches, I’d probably be a doctor or a PHD professor just to get in closer with the hot pussy educating me….

The highlight of this video….is the water drippiong on the tit…

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2011

24

Oct

Shauna Sand Panty Flash at the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

The nice thing about Shauna Sand is that she doesn’t need a Halloween costume…since everyday is Halloween to her….She’s consistently bringing the slutty clown with skimpy tight clothes, a boytoy sidekick, stupid fake tits, and hilariously funny make-up….seriously, people need to get her work in horror whore movies.

The other nice thing about Shauna Sand is that once you get her naked, her vagina is a little meaty monster with a meaty mind of its own…scary yet amazing….the shit gynecological students could use for some hands on experience in weird pussy…

That said, can’t ever hate a bitch working the media with her gross vagina and stupid tits to get noticed…she brings sex tapes and any bitch willing to fuck on camera for money cuz they are too lazy or stupid for other options is a bitch for me….

I LOVED HER SEX TAPE FOR ITS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE AND SHOCKING GENITALS , and I’m disappointed she strapped that pussy up in panties for this publicity stunt, but my fascination with her vagina makes it impossible for me to not want to slip that shit to the side, like a little kid with a forget and an outlet…if you know what I mean…

Here are the pics staged for the paparazzi…all amazing….mainly cuz I know she’s a mom of girls…meaning this legacy will live on for generations to come….as I cum….knotty.

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2011

24

Oct

Top Girls Getting Branded Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Here is todays’ Youtube Fetish erotica that isn’t erotica but that I assume people have jerked off to because people are weird.

It’s some Girls Getting Branded action….

No one cares about these stepLISTS I’ve been doing.

That hurts me at my core.

Some Chick’s Ass Gets Branded…..with a Heart……in Bikini Underwear…..

This is Likely Illegal To Watch

Not So ERotic Branding

Scary Bitch Getting Branded the weird Hippie Way

Apparently this is a Bitch Getting Branded

Some Chick’s Neck get’s a Lighter Brand

I’m Gonna Assume this is a Chick….Despite the Men’s Underwear….cuz Their’s Long Hair and they Call It Angle…

Some Chick’s Uppber Back Gets Branded

This isn’t hot – but it’s so white trash it’s worth watching

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2011

24

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Got drunk alone. Realized my shit is getting stale both figuratively and literally, making you quite lucky I don’t do those poop of the day type posts here to share our most intimate moments that shouldn’t be shared.

This weekend did not involve sex or party.

When Jeeps Roll Over – VIDEO
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The 30 Hottest Female Golfers
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Gotta Love a GOOD Prank – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, Because Mondays Are Always Dull and Boring
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Some Very Sexy Ladies in Some Very Sexy Halloween Outfits
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Leah and Leslie Are Quite the Pair
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Taylor Armstrong is Disgusting
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Live Web Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Huge Teen, Big Tits – VIDEO
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15 Hot Models You Should Know
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2011

24

Oct

Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Pics of the Day

Jessica Simpson’s not just fat anymore…now she’s got a socially acceptable excuse…even though fetus growing inside a bitch is far more sick than bitch having a food addiction…I mean except for the condomless internal cumshot and the milk filled titties part….

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2011

23

Oct

Creepy and Depressing and Disturbing Facebook Picture of the Day

Someone sent in this picture that I thought was perfect for Halloween….it is of two kids being posed with an either dead or near dead old man….that their mom…or family friend decided to put up on the internet with the caption

Two cute boys with great grandpa one last time

What the fuck? Do people not have a filter or the ability to decipher what is and isn’t facebook appropriate….seriously…this is more offensive than a fat bitch shoving cured meat in her cunt, yet it gets to live on facebook, while the fat bitch gets censored….not to mention whether this is child abuse or not….but I know it’s definitely not right…

The world is full of insanity….and I guess that is what makes it so funny…

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2011

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Everyday’s the fucking weekend for me….in fact the weekend is more annoying for me cuz all you suits pollute the streets and bars and annoy me with your retard, useless, miserable, suburban, hate your life, conversation…Fuck…I can’t wait for Monday…

Follow me on TWITTER FRIEND me to FACEBOOK before they all delete me…and more importantly send me nudes…

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Bridget Marquardt’s Set of Slutty Halloween Costumes
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Dolly Parton is an Old Slut and I Love It
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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50 Amazing Up and Coming WAGs
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Aubrey O’Day is Doing Celeb Apprentice..
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Bar Rerfaeli Showing Off Slutty Model Stomach
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Dog Ruins Marriage Proposal
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Crazy Fucking Norwegian in Snow
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Insane Hotel Roof Jump That Isn’t a Fail For Once – VIDEO
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Daisy Marie is Hot in Pink
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Eight Ways Steven Seagal Improves the Movie Making Process
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The 20 Sexiest Female Nike Athletes of All Time
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AnnaLynne McCord is Slutty as Always
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Sophie Vergara is Twittering Sexy Shit and I Love It
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Free Cam Shows. Get To It
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No Pair Of Pants Can Conquer Xtina’s Mighty Thighs
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Brazilian Slut Gets Fucked at the Club – VIDEO
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50 Steamiest Sex Symbols in Sports
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Jennifer Lopez Panty Upskirt At The Puerto Rican Parade
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Milla Jovovich is Still Hot Man
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Demi Lovato is Better When She’s Fat
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Shatner Shats On Freddie Mercury
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Angelina Jolie’s Shitty Trailer For Her Shitty Movie
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Heather Morris is Down With Girl on Girl
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Lindsay Ellingson 4 Victoria’s Secret
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Mexican Kids Tv Looks Fucked Up
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Sarah Silverman is going to Get Her Ass Killed
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I Love Me Some Asian Honeys
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Jelena and Her Friend Get It On – VIDEO
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Reese Witherspoon is Leggy But Boring
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Valentina And Her Sex Toy Have Some Fun
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Ashton Kutcher’s Topless Mistress
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Wrestler Interrupts Wedding – VIDEO
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She is Leggy in Short Shorts, But Needs to Loose Those Nylons
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Olivia Wilde Shows Back
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Epic Trampoline Skills
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Your Halloween Candy Was Made by Child Slaves
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Amanda Seyfreid VS Olivia Wilde – Who Would You Rather?
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Some Hot Hot Amateur Shots
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Tess is Hot on a Motorcycle
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Tough Guy Shia LaBeouf Threatens to Stab Guy
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Jenny McCarthy Busts Out The Big Guns On Two And A Half Men
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Amber Heard, Lesbian in Training’s Got Back
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Japanese Weirdness
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Some Guy Kayaking and Swimming with Blue Whales – > WTF
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Lucy Pinder Tits for Twitter
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Child Bride’s Got Some Implants
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Britney Spears Slutty Videos
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Coco’s Ridiculous Thong Ass
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SMUTMEET
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PORN BIRTHDAYS
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5 Mins of Kim Kardashian’s Porn for Her Whore Birthday
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I want to fuck Nicky Whelan
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Artsy Porn
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Tanline Fetish
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2011

21

Oct

Kristen Steward in a Shitty Bikini for GQ UK of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is happening to me. For the longest time I hated on Kristen Stewart , I called her out for being inbred trash with no talent…who was only cast in Twilight because she was accessible and ugly enough for teen girls to relate to without putting too much pressure on her…I laughed about her white trash dad fucking her….I just didn’t find her hot…and I still don’t find her hot….but seeing her in a SEE THRU BIKINI …..and after seeing her act like a gutter teen hooker for the guy from Sopranos ….I realized she didn’t offend me as much as she thought she did…either my bitterness has gone soft…or I don’t care to hate…or maybe I’m just into fucking anything with a pussy…even if it is ugly by hollywood standards yet rich thanks to Hollywood…I guess we’ll save these questions for the therapist they assign me when I finally get institutionalized…

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2011

21

Oct

Niclola Roberts in a Latex Skirt for Ponystep of the Day

Her name is Nicola Roberts. She’s some up and comer solo pop star in the UK who has been around the UK popstar scene a little while….she was in a band called Girls Aloud and a few years ago she was pretended to be a lesbian with her more famous, now in Rehab bandmate Sarah Harding for the paparazzi….

Now she’s in some hipster looking fashion mag called Ponystep….wearing a latex or PVC or whatever skirt that is hot in the fetish circles cuz people like the tightness as much as they like the ease of cleaning after watching the sperm drip off the shit…perverted….for fashion…and I’m digging it…even if her music likely sucks and she’s not all that hot…it happens.

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