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2011

12

Jul

Taylor Momsen 17 Year Old Lingerie In Concert of the Day

My day is not complete without watching a recent concert video of Taylor Momsen on her quest to be a respected, yet fabricated and contrived, 70s rocker who is all wild and crazy and tapes her nipples, wears lingerie and pretty much will fade into obscurity the day she turns 18 and America realizes they’ve seen all they want to see of her, as they go on to find the next 17 year old to obsess over, cuz it’s illegal and that’s what turns them on…those crazy Americans in their land of the free, unless you want to do fun things…

I can’t watch this shit without laughing…it is so fucking lame….but luckily I have this talent where I can focus on the body in fishnets and panties and ignore all things bad about them…I developed the skill when I was on my fourth hooker having a drug overdose, and I was keen on getting my money’s worth before dealing with the issue at hand…ever since then…no distractions.

I don’t know what I’m talking about…watch the video…

Here’s her fan video of the day – cuz it’s hilariously bad…and awkward…you know with the fact that they are grown men…

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2011

12

Jul

Pam Anderson in a Barely See Through Dress of the DAy

To balance out the Young Ass in a Bikini, I was forced to post these pictures of some very old tainted with hep ass, that was once young ass in a bikini everyone wanted to fuck, but that was a long long long time ago….The nice thing is that she’s covered up her face as best as she can with her hair and glasses….but more importantly that she’s covered up the jaundice with a hot spray tan…cuz no one likes revisiting the original sex tape star who 90 percent of men jerked off to in the 90s, when this fake tit, petite frame, fake blonde look was what everyone dreamt of fucking, only to find her dirty pussy rotting the rest of her….at least not most people…Personally, I’m totally cool with STDs….

Here she is in a see through dress, that’s not see through enough…as I hope for her career to have a second wind, despite her attempt with Dancing with the Stars the Last Resort….only cuz I think it’d be fun to watch her fuck and compare the sex with the past when she was a vibrant piece of ass at her peak to this bottom feeding scum she is now….depleted souls that are a fragment of what they once were can lead for depraved sex…a least that’s what the street whores I’ve hung out with have shown me…

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2011

12

Jul

Miranda Kerr Takes Her Model Mom Nipples on a Jog of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures are from. I don’t know who took them. I just know that they are of Miranda Kerr jogging in what may be a see through shirt in what may be company issued bra to ensure she’s got it going on anytime she is seen in public as she represents the evil underwear brand…that may be too small for her…and unable to contain her mom tit…showing the world what may be nipple…probably done on purpose as some kind of passive aggressive protest cuz Victoria’s Secret does this thing called “owning” their bitches and making “titty slaves” out of them…and sometimes first world bitches get mad about it…while the Brazilians and Eastern Europeans don’t…thanks to being an appreciative people who don’t want to go back to their war torn/tribal villages…and really as long as the protests are jogging mom nipple…I’m down to support the cause….a cause I invented in my crazy head…distracted by hot model body….I want to explore like the post birth mystery it is….

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2011

12

Jul

AnnaSophia Robb in a Bikini of the Day

AnnaSophia Robb is some 17 year old girl who was in a bikini in the movie Soul Surfer, a movie about how sharks eat you if you’re a weird surfer hippie born again christian with a retarded looking face, but who you probably remember from masturbating to her in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, where she played the cunty one named Violet…..

She’s hot, but then again, what 17 year old blonde chick in a bikini isn’t hot…and I’m saying that as a general accepted fact…cuz no matter what guys I hang out with…they go nuts over barely legal or almost legal girls when they walk by…I’m talking from my lawyer to the sex offender…dudes love youthful tight ass…it’s coded in our DNA….but I think it’s got a lot ot do with this generation of vagina being far sluttier than generations of 17 year olds before them…they are into anal sex according to Oprah, they sext and put on cam shows according to the news, all in a time when older married men are still trying to convince their wives of 20 years to try anal sex…

This generation grew up on internet porn and Paris Hilton…they are the myspace duck pouters bikini pics…and the whole slut thing is quite lovely and accepted by their peers….making me wish I wasn’t creepy to this demo…cuz otherwise I’d be hitting up their parties…you know as the responsible chaparone who looks and doesn’t touch….but only if they are 18 though, cuz otherwise it’s wrong….to film it….cuz legally in Canada the cut off age is 16….Don’t blame me, blame the legal system…but in all honesty, I generally like older pussy better, you know cuz you can have better converstation….as there’s only so much Zac Effron or twilight talk a pervert can take…

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2011

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass Pig of the Day

This just in, Kim Kardashian is Fat and boring….Luckily, the family is whoring out the youthful siblings who haven’t developed obesity and who don’t have the Olympic Athlete gene and not the Armenian Lawyer gene….which clearly is more advantageous…no racist…I mean provided Armenian is a race, I know they’d like to believe it is, but I’ve never heard of a town called Armenia…so I’m going with bullshit…

That said, here is Kim Kardashian’s boring fat ass.

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2011

12

Jul

Emma Watson Thinks her Premieres are the Royal Wedding of the Day

I don’t know what the deal with Emma Watson is, but she reminds me of a tacky italian bitch at her first communion, or a tacky bride at her wedding, or like a tacky white trash bitch at her fucking high school prom….or even some Toddlers & Tiaras shit that’s just awkward looking…cuz she’s been going to these Hairy Poofter premieres all dolled up like she’s at the royal wedding or some really formal event, when all she’s doing is her last walk down the premiere line, cuz after Potter, she aint got shit but a pile of money and a fanbase of pedophiles who have watched her grown while dressed like wizards…aka the worst kind of fanbase….other than their loyalty….and ability to collect…their social awardness and smell of stale semen makes shaking hands and signing autographs a disaster….but that still doesn’t explain why she’s dressed all ridiculous, even if she’s showing a bit of little tit….it’s a level of princess high maintenance bullshit that’s a real turn off, but that’s cuz I never found her hot, or watched a single Harry Potter movie meaning I didn’t fall in love with her irrationally when she was 13…so I am not blinded….and I can look at her objectively…I’m a hero like that.

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2011

12

Jul

Amanda Seyfriend Getting Her Feet Wet of the Day

There’s always that time when you look at a bitch you want to have sex with from a certain angle or on a certain day and all you see is a really bad, awkward, maybe even ugly face…it’s that split second where you go “what the hell was that”….sometimes it happens when you are having sex with them, sometimes when you wake up next to them, sometimes when you’re watching them work the ice cream shop across the street, sometimes when they are eating lunch in the park next to you…because the reality is no one is perfect, except maybe me, but that’s just cuz I dont have to look at myself….

So here is a picture of Seyfried in shorts, walking in the water like some kind of pirate, stealing her hotness and giving us this big old mouth and patchy skin….Just the way I like my celebrity masturbation material…attainable looking.

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2011

12

Jul

Mila Kunis GQ Photoshoot of the Day

Mila Kunis finally got into her panties for something other than that homosexual Culkin who I’m pretty sure is HIV positive and who I like to believe never had sex with her because she doesn’t have a penis….

I guess the lift of oppressive child star tormented soul cuz everyone loved him as a child and now everyone can’t be bothered with him cuz he looks like a street kid who sucks dick for meth money, a charm that sucked this hot pussy in for a decade, maybe cuz she had a creepy home alone fetish, with his pictures on the wall back in the Ukraine, leading to his AIDS cock being the real american dream she was seeking….and who really cares…cuz it has led to this probably Terry Richardson pics I want to fuck…but that’s just cuz fucking pictures on my computer is the only thing my tiny dick can actually penetrate…..if you think about it, it makes sense…

Now fuck yourself, and use these pics as an aid, cuz Mila Kunis is by far my favorite AIDS in Hollywood…

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2011

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I haven’t had a wet dream since I was 12. I think it is because I don’t have dreams anymore. I’ve reached that stage in horrible drunken depression. Yay.

On a sidenote, I’ve been putting Rogaine on my dick and it hasn’t grown at all, but my bush is longer, fuller and far more luxurious….which actually makes my dick look smaller.

Here are the morning hangover dump….

Soccer Ball firing Squad FAIL – VIDEO
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Athletes Love Sluts From Hooters and Frankly I Don’t Blame Them
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Gotta Love Pervert Women
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Hilary Duff in a Bikini is Kinda Sad
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Live Sex Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Web Cam Slut Tried to Lick Her Own Pussy
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The 25 Hottest “Real World” Girls
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Kids React to Nyan Cat – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

12

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

Her name is FORECITA and I just watched her shove a fucking carrot the size of a fucking babies arm inside her friend’s asshole….If you’re quick enough shit is still going down…and it is fucking dirty….and amazing

She’s older, she’s bicurious, while I assume shoving a carrot up your friends ass is pretty fucking bi, she’s from Argentina and shit does she know what’s going on. Whether this is her job, her past time, her quest to be famous or not, it’s fucking legendary.

Good work “26” year old bicurious momma….this is some seriously dirty fucking dirt….I love it…More girls need to openly hit the produce section for some discout dollar a pound sex toys that double as food when you’re done with them…especially if you use olive oil as lube….it’s like a pussy salade…

To See Florecita and I suggest you do before it is too late….
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To Find Your Own Webcam Star and I Suggest you do because it is the best past time ever….
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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

No one cares that I have the 2600th most popular site on the internet. You’d think that would at least get me some blow jobs to completion or at least some nude pics or something….who knows maybe a free dinner or a free flight to some nice resort to review or even a free fucking ipad or ipod just because I’m that guy with the 2600th most visited site on the internet….but instead I get rejected from local fetish parties, when people ask me what I do they’ve never heard of the site, I don’t even think I’ve had a free drink over the shit…remeinding me that the internet fucking sucks…and that’s why I’m going back to real life as soon as I muster up the energy to get off this couch and disconnect the from watching this young bitch naked in a cam chat…cuz the internet is a great spot for sluts…and I love sluts…fuck I’m trapped…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Old Vs New Chevy Crash Test
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Penelope Cruz In Lingerie for a Woody Allen Movie….
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Marg Helgenbeger Ass in a Bikini – Who?
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You Know You’ve Hit Rock Bottom When…
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Megan Fox Pretends to be Upset she Fucked Shia…..
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The Top 100 Hottest Porn Stars (Right Now)
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Blake Lively is Starting the Links Off
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Julianne Hough in her Bikini – Who Cares….
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Live Sex Shows, Right Now, Right Here
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Some Slut Does a Slip and Slide Fail
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Rosario Dawson’s 10 Best Breast Moments
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Karissa Shannon is Slutty and She Knows It Clap her Clap
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Kate Upton Is Good At Pretending She’s Good At Softball
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Free Cam Shows You Can’t Miss Out On
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College Blonde Self Fisting
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The Top Wrestling Divas of All Time
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Kate Moss is Topless
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Wow Jennifer Garner is Looking Hot for Once
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Tara Reid is Whote Trash in Jean Shorts
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Marloes Horst is a Hot Model
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Gwenyth Paltrow in a Bikini is Kinda Terrifying
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Autumn Riley Makes Monday Bearable
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When Bootleg Fire Works Go Wrong
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Definitely Not A Teenage Dream – VIDEO
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Aiesha Keeps It Hot in the Kitchen
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Get Your Life Together: 10 Of The Most Delicious And Incredibly Unhealthy Fast Foods
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WTF Music Video of the Day
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Adele Has One Tight Body
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Some Chick Named Paige Duke and Her Leaked Nudes Are Right Here
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Malin Akerman Short Shorts
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Meet Malena Morgan
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Irina Shayk – NEXT Lingerie Photoshoot 2011
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Phoebe Price is Fucking Pathetic
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Big Tittied Latin Chick
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heather Summers Shows Off her Big Tits and Ass Combo
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Shauna Sand is Slutting it Up as Always
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Gotta Love a Boob Grab
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HOMEMADE ROLLER COASTER
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Some Paris Hilton Just Because
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Emma Stone Wants some Girl on Girl Action
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Say what You Want About Her Face, But Ashley Tisdale Has got Some Great Legs
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Maria Fowler Shows Off Her Big British Tits
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Taylor Momsen Bent Over In Fishnets
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EXCLUSIVE: Horrible Bosses Movie Review
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Halle Berry May Be Lying About Her Stalker
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Britney Spears Shoves Her Ass In Your Face. I’d Still Fuck It
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Kris Kardashian Knows All About God’s Will
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

11

Jul

Karolina Kurkova is a Recently Skinny Bikini Model Mom in Her Bikini of the Day

The hottest thing about Karolina Kurkova is not that she’s finally skinny after he bout with obesity that almost got her fired and that she blamed on her thyroid…but it is the fact she has no belly button…it’s like she’s the real barbie sent from outer space to spy on our people….or the paparazzi just photoshop her that way cuz it’s the only way she’ll let them take pics of her in a bikini….or maybe it’s a lyposuction tummy tuck glitch cuz the pressure from Victoria’s Secret was on…and I have a few conspiracy’s about them making me question what’s happening here….cuz no billion dollar corporation is legit…And who really cares…she’s a tall skinny model in a bikini and I’m pretty much down to look at the pics…cuz that’s what they want me to do…

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2011

11

Jul

Shauna Sand Old Lady In Her Bikini of the Day

I have seen Shauna Sand’s vagina. It was like some action adventure tourism into an unknown scary place. Like a journey through space, encountering some scary alien shit….or maybe like going through some ancient tomb and coming across some mummified corpse…like you were indiana jones motherfucker….or even like some detective working a horrible murder case… murder case…and unforunately…like all vaginas…that don’t have a dick…even if they look like an empty ballsack….I’d still fuck it…both with my tongue, unprotected dick and fingers…cuz I am a pervert….

So here is her hot enough tanned body that does nothing but age gracefully and classy through a middle aged porn career…post a youthful playboy career….that lead to having some bad plastic surgery, bad fake tits and bad bad bad mom pussy…

Here she is in a bikini doing nothing, as she does, but I prefer her doing
sex with immigrant male prostitute in video for money….

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2011

11

Jul

Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures of the Day

I didn’t have the rights to post the Hilary Duff pictures, so I decided to do my “artist rendition”, cuz bitch is built like a fucking fridge, thanks to her husband the Hockey Player’s influence in trying to make her more like the team when he fucks her from behind and slips the mullet hockey hair wig onto her…I know how these billionaire athletes who don’t need to be athletes cuz they are billionaires are…in it cuz they like the locker room…homosexuals masked by marriages to pop culture icons from a decade ago….and now bitch is stripped down…I assume as bait to lure more cock for Comrie to suck as he offers them the chance to bang his wife…without them really grasping what kind of threesome this is about to become…as far as I’m concerned – it’s a true story…

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2011

11

Jul

Gwyneth Paltrow Hard Body Bikini Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures of Steven Spielberg following his god daughter Gwyneth Paltrow around in the bikini, clearly for masturbation purposese later in the night, cuz that’s what people who like following their god daughters around in bikini with a video camera are usually doing….it is generally not because he’s practicing his filmaking, you know that excuse doesn’t work when you’ve a billionaire filmmaker…damn you career for getting in the way of my creeping perversions….

I hate to admit it but her ass looks amazing…maybe I’m just horny and not processing the fact she’s Gwyneth Paltrow, annoying mom…luckily her ass actually looks like this….and they got a pic of it…now I can go back to hating her….ok…that’s better now…

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