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2011

12

Aug

Olivia Wild’s Hot Cowboys Vs. Aliens Dress of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Olivia Wilde or her fake name. I don’t give a fuck about Cowboys Vs Aliens in what may be one of the most offensive movie ideas to ever be made it almost a mockery of the Hollywood industry that is already struggling and spending millions making shit like this is disgusting, but knowing that it will likely generate millions more in sales cuz idiots like this shit….and spend money on this shit…even though we’re in an economic crisis….makes it all so much fucking worse…Proving We’re all fucking doomed…but at least as we crash and burn…she’s showing off some tit….cuz I don’t care who the tit belongs to, I just appreciate a see through dress on any motherfucking boobies…I preferred her when she was naked….and I’d prefer her spread eagled on my face…but she didn’t call me in July when filming in Montreal…so I figure that’s never gonna happen…but the window into her titties via her dress will…and here’s the pics…

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2011

12

Aug

Lee-Grace Doughtery, Sibling Bank Robbers, in Self Shot Pics of Sleazy Pics of the Day

Lee-Grace Doughtery is a Florida stripper who led her brothers in a cross country chase after robbing a bank. They were captured in Colorado after shooting at cops with an AK-47 only they drove over the police spikes. It’s the plot of a hilarious and obvious movie, only it is real life….I just like that she had to be a fucking stripper…you know to make things even more dramatic and hollywood…

She’s being held on a $1.25 million bail and like all stripper sluts with dreams of robbing banks like it was 1890, cuz one too many men touched her tit for 10 dollars a song, she’s got some self shot pics…and they were emailed to me last night so I’m posting them….cuz I’m all for people in the news having slutty pics…True story. I mean I wish I had access to every girl in the world’s slutty pics…from the fat girl in the dog park, to the girl at the coffee shop, to the mailman who is actually a woman but lesbianism has this thing that makes it seem like she’s got a cock, cuz i know they exist….any girl with a camera has taken slutty pics…you know…

Either way, here’s Lee-Grace Doughtery. For a stripper she sucks at these self shot pics…and between you and me this is the first I’ve heard of this story, so I have no idea if this is actually her…but I’m posting it anyway cuz not quite a criminal genius is good enough for me when naked..

Pics via TUMBLR

Posted in:Lee-Grace Doughtery|stepNEWS

2011

12

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Sometimes the stepNEWS isn’t news at all. I mean Teen Porn Addiction on the rise is pretty fucking obvious, you know thanks to the internet, and the fact that every 18 year old girl I meet, is into dirty fucking sex, from anal to group sex, not that I wasn’t having anal when I was 18, but it doesn’t count when it was from being raped by my foster dad….I’m just kidding…but when I was 16, I did fuck a Christian girl up the ass cuz she didn’t want to get pregnant, so I don’t think we’re dealing with a sleazier generation…but maybe I was hanging with the sleazy crowd, and the popular and good looking girls aren’t the prude bitches anymore, but instead into gangbangs….who cares, I’m posting the story anyway…


Teen Porn Addiction On The Rise
Online pornography is now one of the easiest ways to develop an addiction and there’s something troubling doctors: more and more teens are becoming addicted, partly because of cell phones.
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GA Wrestling Coach Faces Charges
A Cherokee County high school wrestling coach is charged with sexually assaulting a 16-year old girl. Police say 28-year old Robert Morrow assaulted the River Edge High School student in December of last year.
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Bikini Mom Launches Cooking Show
An Arizona mother and model is heating up the kitchen.
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

12

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am planning my sell out. I want to go mainstream. I figure, like Blink 182, that playing shitty shows for 3 people can be fun and all, but selling out arenas buys private jets and really private jets are more fun than the shitty life I live…I mean it would allow me to jerk off in the air, instead of on the ground and that’s just something I’ve always dreamt of doing, ever since I did it on a commercial flight two decades ago…not that you care about me…here is some shit going on on the internet….

This Guy is Doing Donuts in His House Because Rich People Have Nothing Better to Do – VIDEO
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15 Divas You’d Love to Take Home
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Free Cam Shows Will Help You Make Your Weekend Great
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Girl Does a Massive Slip and Slide Fail
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Tera Patrick Makes Proper Use of Twitter
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Joselyn
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Looking Good Sweethearts Two for One
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Cam Shoes You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Curley Blonde Gets Herself Off
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12 Hot Chicks That Use Blackberries, Which is Really Just an Excuse to Look at Hot Chicks
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4 Better Explanations for the Lindsay Lohan Alleged Drug Deal Video
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There is no End To The Slutty Hotness That Is Snooki
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Vanessa Hudgens Proudly Shows Off Her New Life Style Choice
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Finally, Some Happy Fucking News!
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The Kardashians Whore Out 15 Year Old Daughter. Awesome!
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Posted in:MHD

2011

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s funny how cherry tattoos on a crackwhore always make me think the bitch is a virgin or at least all wholesome…I mean why else would she get cherries tattooed on her tits….right…it is like she’s a little kid and her breasts are a sticker book…or maybe she did it in honor of her lost innocence when she was molested by her dad as a child leading to a life in the sex trade…who knows….I just know that summer is almost over and I’m not drunk having this inquisitive conversation with actual women I can try to finger…on a sidenote the squirting is urine taste test of yesterday was a huge failure….I expected that…on another sidenote….I wonder if Christina Aguilera really believes the words of her song “Beautiful”….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Worst Old Man Fight Every
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Amy Winehouse’s Home was Robbed….
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Jersey Shore Sluts in Party Girl Action….
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Khloe Kardashian is a Monster Vagina in Pink
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This Alex Trebek Ho in a Hotel Room Thing Just Keeps Getting Weirder and Weirder
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Live Web Cam Girls, Direct to You
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Slutty Contortionist Plays Pool
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I’d Like to Be all Over Heidi
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Playmate Flashback – VIDEO
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Jessica Riccardi is Some Model That is Totally Bangable
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Sara Jean Underwood Versus Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Showdown
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Guess Which Shitty Singer Was Pulled Out of School Cause She Was Being Bullied (Because Her Music is Shitty)
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Free Cam Shows You Won’t Be able to Get Enough Of
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Why Yes, I Will Have Some Fried Butter on a Stick
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Emo Girl Rubs One Out – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleader Uniforms in the NFL
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Vienna Giradi Areola Slip
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Katie Holmes Looks Like She is Breaking Free From the Grasp of Xenu
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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Shots
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Here Comes Another Shitty Hollywood Remake
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts
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Yeah I’d Bang Jordana Brewster
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Candice of Doutzen? Who Would You Rather?
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Dirty Slut Uses a Urinal
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Check Out Jeny Romero
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Some 83 Year Old slut got Breat Implants and Here They Are
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Nikki Has Some Insane Tits
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Faye and Brianna Get It On
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is Just One Big, Limp Dick
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Who is Lily Collins and Why Aren’t I Boning Her?
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Jenna Presley Get Off All Alone – VIDEO
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Laura Whitmore FHM cover shoot
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Hipster Hottie in Short Shorts
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Alessandra Ambrosio Went Paddle Boarding in Hawaii!!
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Horny Lesbians Get Oiled Up
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Body Painted Slut in Times Square
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How To: Crash Your Maybach – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Lynette Strips Down
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15 Playboy models who?e been in trouble with the law
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The Ten Kinkiest Cities in America
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LeAnn Rimes is Pathetic
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

11

Aug

LeAnn Rimes is a Swimsuit Model of the Day

If you follow LeAnn Rimes’ twitter as religiously as I do…then you will have no idea that LeAnn Rimes has become a bikini model for a bikini company who you’ve probably never heard of but who was smart enough to stroke LeAnn Rimes ego hard enough to make her feel like she’s hot and getting value out of her eating disorder and fake tits…all while cashing in on people talking about the shit making the bikini company a household name…genius marketing maybe but I’m just posting it to show girls out there that starving yourself can lead to you getting modeling jobs too…cuz eating disorders are the answer and like porn to me…cuz my wife’s on the other spectrum of eating disorder and there’s nothing good about that….and a lot good about this…enjoy…

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

11

Aug

Gisele Bundchen Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Gisele was in Costa Rica showing off her amazing mom ass on the beach in a bikini….I know she’s probably not a man…and I don’t say that because Tom Brady is the definition of manly or that he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who wouldn’t fuck a tranny….and I don’t say that because she got fired from Vic Secret for what I can only assume was to avoid a scandal when the world finds out she had a penis….and I don’t say that because anyone can fake a pregnancy with modern movie magic and adoption…especially in the third world….but I still have the idea in the back of my mind…and I can’t fully absorb myself into her great ass…but she probably isn’t a tranny….she is just hard faced and tough looking…at least that’s what I tell myself…and really with an ass like that…even if it was housing a tucked in cock…I’d still probably try to eat it…She’s that good.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

11

Aug

Ashley Benson is a Sweaty Pig of the Day

Here’s some 21 year old, chubby, main character on a show called Pretty Little Liars who was once in “Bring It On: In It to Win It”..or as I like to call it the “Bring it On” that went straight to DVD and no one saw…..

Her name is Ashley Benson, she looks like she’s got some tit and more importantly, she looks like she’s having hot flashes or breaking a fever, all sweating her ass off like a dirty little pig and and she’s sweating her ass off….something my old friend I haven’t seen in decades would be fucking happy about cuz he used to jerk off on white t-shirt pit stains, he’d try to pit fuck every girl he met, and some would let him for the comedic experience, he would sniff girls on the bus and the whole thing was fully obsessed with armpits….and I’m guessing there’s more of you body odor, sweaty armpit loving perverts out there who will finally make a woman out of this twat…you know give her a purpose…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2011

11

Aug

Gossip Girls in Black Robes of the Day

I don’t now if watching Leighton Meester and Blake Livery walking around set in a black robe that I assume is used to protect their clothing from their make-up, food or director’s semen from staining them, ruining the next shot….is as erotic as watching them walk around their million dollar homes in luxury lacy and satiny robes they imported from some nice smelling French boutique that they paid lots of money for….hell I’m not even sure if this is erotic at all…you know cuz both these twats are overrated and would have been better as failed actors turned hookers cuz at least then they’d make you cum….but I’m posting it anyway cuz I’ve already gone this far….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Leighton Meester