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2011

16

Mar

Ciara Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

In the event you were concerned with the condition of Ciara’s legs, you’ll be happy to know, she’s still got them….

I don’t know what anyone would be concered with the condition of Ciara’s legs, but I figured it was the only angle I had on this post, cuz I don’t even remember who Ciara is….

Wasn’t she the Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard who everyone thought was a post-op tranny? You know in a it takes a dude to know how to really suck dick cuz he has a dick kinda way….

Well, that makes this post a little more questionable….maybe I should focus on pregnant bitches who I know have official lady parts, you know since this gender bender shit is out of control…Gays to the left of me, trannies to the right of me, lesbians behind me, and bi sexuals everywhere else….I blame all the hormones processed foods.

I’m pretty sure she’s got a dick, it may be one of those dick clit pussies, but there’s no way this bitch has testicles…or is there?


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2011

16

Mar

Liz Hurley is an Old Lady in a Tight Dress Filming Wonder Woman of the Day

I don’t want to give you or your virinity a heart attack, but here are some pictures of busty Liz Hurley on set in a tight enough dress to stare at, shooting Wonder Woman, which is probably going to be your new favorite show….I don’t mean to spoil the excitement of the first episode, you know you’ve already planned watching with a vat of mayonaise and some raw chicken skin for masturbation purposes, so think of it as a preview of what’s to come…if you know what I mean…which you do…


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2011

16

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Does Shape Magazine of the Day

I was involved in a recent Vanessa Hudgens scandal that I decided I wanted nothing to do with – so I just pretended it never happened…..

You see cuz these bitches save face from being whores who release nude pictures they pretend are of her at 17 – in hopes of having her movie succeed – making feel like a talent that doesn’t need Disney’s empire to validate her as a player in the industry….by suing sites like mine for posting shit I find starring them…in what is probably their most notable work.

The worst thing in all of it, is that unlike PerezHilton, when I get sued, it doesn’t get any fucking press, and just leaves me fucked in the corner like an immigrant rape victim with no rights – scared to go to the police cuz I’ll get deported….You know what I mean…

She did do Shape though, tame and photoshopped – but half naked and uncensored. Enjoy.


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2011

16

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Girls Get Down For Seth Sabal of the Day

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton had their pictures taken by Seth Sabal, cuz that’s what they do, you know since they are models, and get paid more sitting around than they would with any other talent…..

I don’t know which is which, but I do know these pictures would be way better with more vagina lip….

I also know that these pics are way better than anything Victoria’s Secret lazy staff have shat out the last decade, cuz every shoot looks the fucking same, I get that you have a winning formula….Hot pussy half naked….but seriously…get some concept in there….It’s always the same fucking picture…even if you don’t have to cuz hot pussy half naked is a winning formula…keep us excited you boring corporate fuck…


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2011

16

Mar

Kelly Brook in a Bikini for her Bikini Line of the Day

Apparently Kelly Brook has a bikini line. Personally, I prefer her when she’s NAKED , but I guess she’s being strategic and needs to really find something that will carry her amazing huge tits into their 40s, cuz it took her 15 years of trying to get the right dick down her throat, only to really breakout this past year and a half, only to be turning 40 real soon, it’s like all that work for a little pop, might as well lay the groundwork for the decline, like she was Liz Hurley…I guess that’s the British way…


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2011

16

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood Dressed like a Superhero for Nerd-Tention of the Day

I guess Sara Jean Underwood’s superpower was just her willingness to get naked for money to show off her implants, or the fact that she was the diversion for Ryan Seacrest’s homosexual behavior and late now bathouse adventures he would go on to keep his sexuality going during the years they were fake dating….the good news for her is that the 2 years she pretended to be Seacrest’s pussy from Playboy, she learned the art of bullshitting your way on to TV, and now she’s the new Olivia Munn, whoring herself out to nerds, cuz they are the most loyal kind of fan, and so easy to manipulate, especailly when you’re background was getting naked for money, making you easy to jerk off to…all you gotta do is dress like a Superhero….

I guess strapping on for Seacrest paid the fuck off for this otherwise useless human…Apparently, .Gay gets you paid and that’s probably why she’s wearing purple as a tribute to Seacrests anus that made her….all while having a fucking hot little PUSSY

All I know is that I can see past her disguise and I can see the real whore behind the mask…maybe that’s my superpower…


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2011

16

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Summer is On It’s Way So Here’s an Epic Slip and Slide Fail to Get in the Spirit of Things! – VIDEO
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The Hottest 50 Female Athelets of 2010 You Must Check Out
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Because If You Don’t Watch Sluts Ger Naked on the internet, You’re Not Using It Right
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Which Team Is Going To Wear Cinderella’s Slipper In The 2011 NCAA Tournament
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Selena Gomez is Looking Hot on Letterman
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE SEXCY SAX MAN SAXOGRAM/CARELESS WHISPER SAX PRANK!?!?! MUST SEE – VIDEO
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Belle is Looking Hot on the Beach
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Alba Zapata is Completely Worth Stalking of the Day
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Amateur Chicks Eat Pussy for the First Time
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Let’s Laugh at Oprah’s Hairstyles Throughout the Years Together!!
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2011

16

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest news that isn’t news but that’s good enough for me cuz it is more entertaining that watching Japanese houses and nuclear plants get washed away….

I wonder if anyone even watches these…I can safelty assume I’m just wasting my time…it is kinda what I do…haven’t quite figured out why…

See, I’ll see some of these posted on other sites in a day or two and be like – shit I should learn marketing….cuz you can’t be a first mover on shit if no one knows you exist….

Pastor Calls Flock Devils, Demons
Members of the small congregation at Houston Unity Baptist Church said when they refused to give the pastor their tax refunds; he refused to give them their communion.

Albany ‘Kegs and Eggs’ riot
The number of Albany college students charged after weekend “kegs and eggs” parties turned riotous has topped 40 and city officials are vowing to use revelers’ cellphone videos of the mayhem in the investigation.

Live Roaches Scatter Ad’s Message
Live cockroaches draw crowds at Dallas billboard

Boy body slams bully – The Latest internet sensation…that is hilarious….


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2011

16

Mar

Ode to Women Music Vieo of the Day

My best’s friend’s ex just dropped a video that I think is the feel good song of the morning…maybe of the generation…you know one of those inspiring tunes that gets you pumped up for your shitty day at your shitty job….full of webcam girl pussy, tits and good fucking times all while telling your bitch to shut your mouth, which is totally against my policy, cuz I love when girls open their mouths, and by mouths I mean vaginas, since girls don’t have heads…don’t you know anything….

Get inspired.


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Posted in:Slutty Music Video

2011

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate realizing how unfunny people are by reading their twitter….not that I ever found anyone really funny…I don’t remember the last time I laughed….oh right…it was about Japan….Because tragedy can be funny when it doesn’t happen to us, or at least people’s ignorance, insensitivity and clever disses that make uptight people upset…..

People feel so entitled when it comes to tragedy. They take ownership of it to prove how compassionate a human they are. When really they don’t actually care. They are more concerned with diverting themselves from their menial existance….

To shove what is right and wrong down a comedians face or fire him for having his own opinion, especially when it is a joke, it is discrimination.

What it comes down to is people take themselves too seriously in their misery, and need to lighten up and really mind their own business.

I hate when people say “they make fun of things things because of their own insecurities, inadequacies, need to get noticed, etc”…maybe we tease things because that’s how we legitimately feel about things.

Oppressors!!

I am drunk – did i just write something inspired by gilfred godrey? TIme to kill myself.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Charlie Sheen’s Intern Will Probably Be a Porn Star. Duh.
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Snooki Sluts it Up on Wrestling – VIDEO
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Vanessa Hudgens Shows Off Her Mustache
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A Gallery Of Britney Paris And Lindsay Crotch Shots.
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Charlie Sheen’s Hottest Hoes
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Aly Michalka’s Sexy Cheerleader Get Up
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Because the Best Type of Sluts Are the Ones Who Do What They Are Told
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Kacey Jordan is Suicidal, Insane
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Take a Vacation, Meet the Slut of Your Dreams
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Because The Best Sluts in Life Really Are Free
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Amateur Shows Her Big Tits on the Screen
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Spring Trainings Hottest Wives and Girlfriends
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Because Playtime Isn’t Playtime Without the Proper Toys
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Which Little Celeb Slut Has a Coke Video Floating Around
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OWNED By a Grenade Launcher. Whoops – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know Who Renee Olstead But Apparently These Are Her Nudes
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Kylie Minogue is as Sexy as Ever
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Happy Birthday Sasha Grey
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Rihanna Gets Felt Up
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Naked Chicks on a Rollercoaster! Yes! – VIDEO
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Jenna Rose Will Make You Want to Stab Screwdrivers in Your Ears
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I Still Have It So Bad for Kate Beckinsale
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The Hottest Blonde You Will See All Day
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These Brainless Fucking Morons Can’t Work the Escalator – VIDEO
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Joey Hart is a Naughty Girl
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Jessica Burciaga is totally Worth Stalking
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Unfortunate Circumstances: 15 Celebrities We’ve Witnessed On A Path To Self-Destruction
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Brazilian Babes Ultimate Ass Off
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Lorena G. and Eufrat Get It On
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Meet Sarah White, The Naked Therapist
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Danielle is Busty All Right
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Candice Swanepoel is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Hipster Chick of the Day
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Taylor Swift Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Elle Macpherson is Hot as Always
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let a Woman Drive
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Striptease of the Day
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Gorgeous Girl Gets Herself Off
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Roxanna Looks Hot at the Beach
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Cheerleaders of the NCAA Basketball Tournament
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Vanessa Hudgens Nudes Leaked To Spite Her
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3-Year-Old Becomes UK’s Youngest Alcoholic
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Beiber Masturbating….
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Tony Hawk. What An Appropriate Name…
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Kim Kardashian, Slutty At 13
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2011

15

Mar

Karissa Shannon Cry for Attention in her Staged St Patrick’s Day Bikini Pics of the Day

Karissa Shannon may be an annoying obvious cry for attention…she’s plays this shit on the most basic of levels…from being one of a set of twins that posed in Playboy to sex tapes to get famous to staged bikini pics to staged tire changing pics to some Pole Dance Movie Scenes….she just gets half naked as often as possible to get people to talk about her and they do fucking talk about her…it’s that easy for a bitch but it’s probably got something to do with her having a great ass that I like watching fuck….

Don’t get me wrong, I am totally unimpressed by this whore, what she does is easy and lazy, kinda like getting naked and doing Playboy in the first place, but whatever, it’s better than looking at my wife putting out themed bikini pics, like these St Patrick’s Day themed bikini pics….Thank God she’s Irish, cuz it gives her something to get half naked for in pictures…Amazing.

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2011

15

Mar

Ke$ha is a Pig in a Very Big Bikini ofthe Day



I hate Ke$ha and I hate that I just used a dollar sign for an S….It’s like I bought into her bullshit….

These pictures just don’t make any fucking sense to me…on any fucking level….I mean I have ignored Ke$ha’s existance for a long time…her songs come on the radio, I change the channel, her pictures come up on the paparazzi sites, I look the other way, people email me about her, I delete the emails…but there’s no ignoring this Tsunami hitting the beach …run to higher ground….wherever the fuck she is…

It’s like if you look like this, you don’t get half naked…I mean seriously, this doesn’t even make sense, I’m tyring to figure out this body type and I’m convinced these were doctored, cuz girls just don’t look this shape, I mean humans in general don’t look this shape, and I guess that would explain my theory of her being from another fucking planet….

Her story is simple, Katy Perry is her hipster friend, Katy Perry got famous real fast cuz she was fucking Gym Class Heroes, Katy Perry decided to bring her BFF up with her, cuz talent wasn’t needed, all that was needed was catchy bullshit garbage to brainwash children….and look at her now…spending all her undeserved money of cake…

Wow…this isn’t normal…even grandmothers look better in a bikini than this….

I am seriously thrown off by this…in a huge way…but not as huge as her bikini bottoms…


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2011

15

Mar

Irina Shayk SI Covergirl In Tight Clothes of the Day

It’s amazing the capabilities of hot immigrant Russian pussy. If this was 60 years ago, this bitch would be milking a cow, or standing in line waiting for rationed bread, fearing the apocolypse thanks to the Cold War or married with 10 kids, or some shit, but with the whole world being one massive boring international place, this Russian is on the cover of an American publications most important issue…

I guess politics don’t matter anymore, that whole fight on communism, irrelavent now that we have Arab countries to fight for their oil and Japan to pretend we are helping with their tsunamis….

All it takes is the help of one gay soccer superstar who wants to pretend he’s straight for fear of other players treating him differently, bitch gets put on the internation map and gets the cover of SI due to his powerhouse representation, to not be a mail order bride. Not to say she doesn’t deserve it, cuz she is hot…

It’s just nice to see American publications outsourcing their pussy cuz American pussy is all fat, middle class and boring. This kinda makes the whole Cold War…kinda useless…good job.

Either way, these pants are tight and so is that body….


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2011

15

Mar

American Apparel Sex Scandal of the Day

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This is hilarious to me. I don’t know Dov Charney but he is from Montreal and a few years ago he called me a 3 in the morning asking me to re-program google. I am not joking. He was in his Montreal apartment with one of his young staffers and I could hear her giggling in the background. I don’t think she was 18, but that’s legal here so who fucking cares…

What I do know is that these young cunts who work for him think he’s a god and throw themselves at him, he’s just a pervert like every one of you, and has the ablity to talk dirty in his own work environment, because it’s the empire he created and being a fucking ego came the ability to say what he wants to in his own workspace, but laws don’t let that happen…

I’ve seen these young girls who think he’s a fucking celebrity, a hero, and they all fight for attention while he laughs at which minimum wage employee to take home with him to “model” for the night…and this is in every city he has a store in…The whole thing pretty fucking amazing…

Until you fire a bitch, or get one groupie cunt who has remorse for being the slut she is, cuz it’s convenient to get on TV or money….

Hey, I’m not saying what he does is right, but no one shits on rockstars for fucking their groupies, and unfortunately that’s just what these hipster poser bitches are…the mistake is that he had them on payroll, and if I was him, I would have paid them on contract…cuz that way you can’t get sued for sexual harassment idiot…they are freelancers…get with the abuse program if you’re an abuser is what I always say….

They all just want Dov’s stamp of approval…until better opportunity or people to groupie come along…and based on the look of this girl, Dov shoulda chose a hotter one to get publicly outted for.

I wonder if Ben from Ben and Jerry’s has the same issues when he visits his stores around the country…


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Posted in:American Apparel

2011

15

Mar

Eva Amurri for Maxim of the Day

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Maxim continues their irrelevance and bottom feeding by booking Eva Amurri for a photoshoot. She’s Susan Sarandon’s daughter with fat tits who used to be on Naked on Californication…because getting girls who are actually working is clearly not party of Maxim’s business model as they just can’t afford it.

The good news is she’s got huge fucking tits and everyone loves huge fucking tits…especially that are willing to get naked to break free from their famous mom and come up as their own talent…talent as long as the tits are exposed….cuz her face isn’t that great…

Now it’s just a waiting game for Maxim to ask me to remove the pics…cuz they will as they don’t appreciate free press.

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