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2009

14

May

Jennifer Aniston is a Baby Thief of the Day

Someone call the police, check the missing person’s reports, issue an amber alert or some fucking shit, because Jennifer Aniston has finally taken what she thinks she deserves, but can’t manage to get on her own and that’s a baby.

I guess her hormones are all out of fucking wack, because everyone knows that a baby is the worst kind of STD that never seems to disappear. For 18 or more years, you have to put up with its bullshit, you have to compromise your busy schedule for it and the only joy it brings is when it sleeps over at a friends house, other than that, it’s some needy shit, like demanding food, clothing and shelter like it’s your fuckin’ job, without realizing that you made them, and they should go out there and beg for change on the street to contribute to the household, like your own little army of earners.

Either way, I just don’t get the appeal of breeding, I only think it’s cool when it’s teenage pregnancy, but that’s just because I am a pervert, I guess neither does any man who has been with Jennifer Aniston, like that Brad Pitt guy, he always refused and he was always convincing that he’d never have kids, oh, right…sucks to be Aniston, I guess.

Check out the guilt in her shifty eyes. She’s up to no good, I can tell…

Posted in:Baby|Jennifer Aniston|Kidnapper

2009

14

May

Minka Kelly’s Got Some Booty of the Day

I don’t know who Minka Kelly, but I’d like to introduce you to her ass. Not that I’ve ever met her or her ass and really have no business introducing you to anyone, but this is my site and I can do anything I want, including write useless posts about nothing, because that’s really to basis of my existence.

Posted in:Ass|Booty|Minka Kelly

2009

14

May

Katy Perry Works the Internet of the Day

Katy Perry realized that there’s some pretty important moves one has to make when your talent is minimal, your novelty act is played out and your looks are definitely not there, and that’s be friends with the most influential internet personality, so that he gives you props whenever you ask, and those props translate into millions of little girls buying your record and tickets to your shows.

Sure, I hate that Perez is the powerhouse that he is online, but I know people he has linked to, who corporations have given record deals to, I know people with T-Shirt companies who have sold out stock becuase they were linked on his site. I know he wouldn’t have mattered had the internet not existed, or had it not gone totally mainstream, but now everyone is watching him and listening, even though he’s really got no business being where he is, but has managed to do it and have an empire built off it, when he should really just be in a back alley suckin dick, someplace his lonely self would be much happier, but whatever, who cares, what matters is this fake friendship that is so fuckin’ obvious and here are the pics of Perez loving every second because he doesn’t realize he is being used.

Lets hope it all falls apart.

Check out the video if you care….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Perez Hilton

2009

14

May

I want to Fuck Janice Dickinson of the Day

I don’t know what it is about Janice Dickinson, maybe it’s her tits or her jacked up dick suckin’ lips, or maybe it’s her insanity and partying ways, that just make me want to jerk off on her face when she’s asleep on the plane next to me, not that that would ever happen, because I don’t fly in luxury, in fact I don’t fly at all, but I figure it’s the only chance I’d ever have getting close to her, you know my kind of mile high club, because she doesn’t look like the kind of girl who would take public transit here, where I normally jerk off on sleeping people, and I really only do that on sleeping homeless people late at night, and it really only happened once a bunch of years ago, but you do get what I’m sayin’, Dickinson reeks of sex and I like it.

Here is the Video….She is even more amazing in video….

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Tits

2009

14

May

Natalie Portman Flashes Some Ass of the Day

I never understood the appeal about this Natalie Portman slut. It seems like every geeky Jewish kid I ever meet find her to be the fuckin’ poster woman for their people or some shit. I always found her boring and these pictures claim that they are of her “dressed” like a geek for some movie she’s in, flashing her weird panty ass, but this is really how I always see this bitch when she pollutes my computer screen. Sure an awkward bitch is usually an easy lay, you know all crazy in bed from being so reserved in everyday life, until the asthma attack hits, but there’s really nothing hot in these pictures, but I have to post the pictures so I’m going to.

This one’s for Sean Penn…

Posted in:Ass|Natalie Portman|Panty

2009

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder if famous people read the site and by famous people I mean Miley Cyrus because I do all this for her. Baby if you’re out there, this struggle is all for you….

Here are my links…

Find the Slut You’ve Always Wanted Here
GO

This Video of a Homeless Person Saving Katherine McPhee From the Paps is Amazing
GO

Bye Bye Jenny…
GO

The 9 Hottest South African Women
GO

When a Sexy Lady Gets Caught on a Fishing Line
GO

I Am In Love With
GO

Bunny Boiler is a Lifeguard
GO

Courtney Cox is Gonna Get Smacked the Fuck Down
GO

Mike Tyson Punch Out Rap
GO

In Unholy Matrimony
GO

Pizza, Dirty Looks, and European Beer
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

If The Food Doesn’t Kill You, The Waitress Will
GO

Russle Brand is Sticking His British Penis Inside Holly Madison
GO

Where the fuck is Paris Hilton’s Ass?
GO

Rachel Hunter Paty Upskirt Throwback
GO

Jesus Christ Marilyn Manson is Fucking Terrifying
GO

Shanna Moakler Resigns From Miss California Pageant Because She is a Self Righteous Cunt
GO

Man, Megan Fox is Really Turning into a Little Whiney Bitch
GO

MAGGIE SPEAKS!
GO

Roxanne is Just Plain Raunchy
GO

Man I Wanna Punch Tyra Banks in the Face
GO

Epic Scooter Stunt Fail
GO

Nothing Wrong With a Buxom Blonde
GO

And You Thought Coco Had an Ass
GO

Beware of the Bear
GO

Audrina Patridge Takes Her Tits For a Walk
GO

Apparently Lohans Place is Like a Neighborhood Crack Den
GO

I’m Starting to Feel Like I Have Seen Danielle Lloyds Tits More Than My Own
GO

Beck Wants You to Have the Right Point of View
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Why Hello Sexy Shayla
GO

I Don’t Know Who Eirini Karra is But I Am Starting to Think I Should
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Everything About Katerina Will Make You Smile
GO

Spencer Pratt’s Head is So Far Up His Own Ass It’s Incredible
GO

Fun With an Excercise Ball
GO

The SCariest Tits You Will Ever See in Your Life
GO

Paris Hilton Will Solve World Peace One Pack of Valtrax At a Time
GO

When Drunk Girls Make Out
GO

Okay Hulk Hogan is Most Def a Homo
GO

Jello Wrestling Bikini Sluts
GO

Orange Twins are Dressed Like Whores
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

13

May

Cindy Crawford Does a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Cindy Crawford is 43 years old. She did a bikini photoshoot. I have seen her in person. Recently, when she was promoting some furniture shit here at some discount store and I tried to get her to sign my penis, only to be escorted out of the store before actually meeting her because security caught onto my plan, mainly because I tipped them off in my excited state, litterally, but shit, she looks fuckin’ good.

Posted in:Bikini|Cindy Crawford|Photoshoot

2009

13

May

Holly Madison at Rehab in Vegas of the Day

Holly Madison was out in a bikini with her fake tits, rockin’ her Ed Hardy hat because she’s a cheesy Playboy cunt. I figured Ed Hardy was dead by now but for some reason, these bitches can’t let go and move on, because I guess they have no idea what the fucks up, don’t move onto new trends too quickly, maybe because their lives are so fucking awesome, that paying 200 dollars for a shitty hat makes sense as does rockin’ the bottle service with jacked up gym-bo boyfriends dancing on bars to Bob Sinclair. I hate them, but I’d love to hate fuck them.

Some Other Model was there, I have no idea who she is, but you probably do, because you are weird or use Google. Her name is Sarah Ashley Barker.

Posted in:Holly Madison|Vegas

2009

13

May

Where Does Marilyn Manson Find These Goth Pussy of the Day

I have no idea where Marilyn Manson finds these goth bitches, I’ve been wondering the streets for fuckin’ years and there’s been a steady fucking decline in pasty faced, red-lipped, black haired cunts who sacrifice animals to their dark lord, but he manages to pull it off. Maybe he hits his fanclub, or maybe he travels to the midwest, the only place these bitches live and cut themselves, or maybe, just maybe, these bitches dress goth to get up with this motherfucker because he’s rich, I’m thinking that’s the secret to finding goth’s. Either way he’s weird lookin’

Posted in:Goth|Marilyn Manson|Pussy

2009

13

May

Beyonce in Covered Up in a Bikini of the Day

Beyonce is on some vacation with her mom because her husband is back home going on dates with Rihanna and when he’s not jerking off on her tits, he’s jerking off to the pictures of them that were leaked last week, mainly because he likes the dollar signs them shits come with, but also because anything is better than his cunt of a wife.

The good news is that she’s covered her fat ass up in a men’s shirt so that we don’t have to see it. Maybe it’s to give us the illusion that Jay-Z is her man and he owns her, like the cheerleader with the quarterback’s team jacket in those highschool movies, but the reality is that the rocks on the shoreline are the only hard thing in these pictures. She Sloppy.

Here she is at the airport in heels that can’t be any higher in a last attempt to look tall and lean….

Posted in:Beyonce|Bikini|Covered

2009

13

May

A Little Midge Tit for the Midget Lovers of the Day

I have a friend who is obsessed with midgets. He watches midget porn. He watches that Little People Big World TV show. He talks about midgets all the fucking time. It’s actually fucking uncomfortable how much he is drawn to midgets.

I thought he was joking at first, but as months turned into years, I realized that he’s for real and he’s even saved up money from collecting cans to get his ass to Orlando for the Little People convention this year, he’s supposed to get me video, so brace yourself for good midget content.

His logic is that fuckin’ them is like fucking a 5 year old, which to me isn’t a good thing, but to him, excites him since his dick looks porno sized, and he can flip them in ways a normal sized person can’t be flipped. He also figures they don’t take up too much room so they’d fit perfectly in his studio apartment, they probably don’t eat too much, making them affordable, and the whole thing works for his modest lifestyle.

So I am posting this Debbie Lee Carrington for him, because a successful Hollywood midget is better to get off to than the local midget in leg braces with bucked teeth who he terrorizes, but can’t manage to convince to fuck…so this midget in video is the cream of the midget crop for a midget lover. Good times.

Posted in:Debbie Lee Carrington|Midget|Tit

2009

13

May

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits for Pepsi of the Day

I don’t really understand the message that Pepsi is tring to send out to the kids. Not because they have her dressed in PVC with her tits hanging out of the shit, but because they sponsoring an amateur porn whore. Her major claim to fame was having a sex tape released starring her, her big tits, her fat ass and her bald pussy all getting ravaged by a black man.

That’s pretty much telling white girls everywhere that if they want a career, they just need to videotape themselves fucking a black man and next thing you know, they’ll be on TV, they’ll make lots of money, they’ll get corporate sponsors and it’s a hell of a lot easier than having actual talent.

I guess in their defense, it’s only fitting for a junk food company to sponsor and girl who has a junk food addiction and a body that has been affected in a good way from a junk food diet, instead of sponsoring my wife on her sleep apnea oxygen tank, with her insulin needle in arm, sweating while clumps of her hair constantly fall out as she struggles to the bathroom to take a disgusting shit I’ll be forced to clean off the fucking walls….

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

13

May

Khloe Kardashian is some Self-Released Topless Pics of the Day

I guess with the success of the leaked Cassie pics, you know with the increases in her twitter followers, itunes downloads and the whole becoming an overnight household name, Khloe Kardashian wanted in on that shit, so she leaked these pictures of herself on twitter, not that they are erotic in any fuckin’ way, but they are of her in a mermaid costume covering her little tits, and we all know that when you’re built like a fucking ox, little titties fuckin’ suck, they almost just reaffirm how much of a waste of space you are, not only to the guy sitting next to you on the plane, trying to squeeze the fuck in between you’re shoulders and those of window, but to the rest of the fuckin’ world. Maybe these topless pics of yourself should be used for good, like motivation to kill your family then yourself. Just a suggestion. You fucking beast.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Topless

2009

13

May

K’Naan Video of Day

K’Naan is an African rapper who’s been living in Canada for a while and dude is amazing. I was up on his first album and got hooked on a song called “Strugglin'” that I’d turn on pretty much every shitty day of my bloggin’ life, when she was down, when the wife was annoying, when the site was getting sued and no readers but I put hours of wasted energy into it.

He dropped a new album a while ago and I checked my Twitter and Lindsay Lohan is up on his shit. Kanye is up on his shit. Everyone is up on his shit and this is his new song.

You need to check him out cuz he’s a fuckin’ talent. True story.

Posted in:K'Naan

2009

13

May

Hayden Panettiere’s Got A Little Nipple of the Day

I remember trying to convince a girl I was dating to get herself an IUD, or to get on the fuckin’ pill, because we don’t want to get her pregnant and I always cut holes in the comdoms so that they’d accidentally break, because she was the kind of girl who always insisted on using condoms, even after dating for 4 months monogamously, and I’d want that natural feeling. At first, I’d only do it on special occassions, like on my birthday, or on Saturday nights after drinking or getting high, knowing the sex would be awesome and she’d be in good enough spirits to no notice, but then I got hooked ont he skin on skin feeling, so was staging the broken condom shit every second day, until one day, I got sloppy and she walked in on my tampering with the fuckin’ goods, only to freak the fuck out for me “jeopardizing” her pussy, and she never spoke to me again, except for the time she called me threatening my life because she failed the papsmear and I’d given her HPV. The “these things happen” rationale didn’t really go over very well.

That story has nothing to do with Hayden Panettiere.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Nipple