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2010

09

Nov

HBOobs of the Day

Here is a clip from Bored to Death for those of you who can’t afford TV, like me, and who rely on the internet to show me the clips I missed with tits.

It’s featuring Ted Dancin’, Zack Galfinakis and Jason with the nose, living out pretty much every dude’s fantasy of walking through a Spa, or gym locker room, or pretty much anywhere girls congregate to get naked….

I remember years ago when working at the Y, before digital cameras, fantasizing about what went on in that mystical place of pussy showering after a good swim or workout. Hotness walking around naked, comfortable in their bodies, until one day I couldn’t take it anymore and I walked in aroused and ready, totally expecting to get fired, but not caring, only to find a bunch of thick grey bushed elderly bitches scream bloody murder, cuz men aren’t supposed to be in there….

Not only was I fired, but police were called and it was a whole mess, but not as big of a mess as the realization that locker rooms aren’t the garden of fucking eden…

Luckily, Bored to Death played up the fantasy and didn’t show the truth that the hot girls are the ones who don’t get naked in the lockeroom, but the elderly who don’t give a fuck are.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2010

09

Nov

Freja Beha Erichsen Does Vogue Paris of the Day

I’ve never heard of this model, but it is safe to say she’s another tall skinny bitch from another country who has some bullshit story about being picked up on the street, in a grocery store, at a movie theater, in a cab by some exclusive model agent who sky rocketed her into the American modeling scene where she has a NYC loft, makes 100,000 dollars a shoot, and who all the designers and companies want to work with cuz she’s the it thing…

But I do know she’s showing some nipple in this Terry Richardson shoot for Vogue Paris, that’s a little more interesting that his recent shit, I mean other than his Glee shoot, which made a couple haggard twats with manly faces look like they were worth fucking, but his other shit’s just fuckin’ sucked.

So it’s nice to see a little more sleaze in fashion where it belongs.

So here’s this bitch Freja and her nipples.

Posted in:Freja Beha Erichsen

2010

09

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

The latest news going on in my life is that despite the site always being down – I am not going to be giving it up.

Unfortunately for you, that means stepNEWS clips, cuz no post seems to offend people as much as this one.

I guess watching idiots on the news is hard to jerk off to.

But I would imagine that so is the rest of my site…so if you’re coming in for that…you’re weird and I probably shouldn’t listen to your complaints…oh that’s right…I don’t…and here’s the proof…

Haverhill Pastor stole from his church to support porn habit

Subway Job applicant turns robber in parking lot – Eat Fresh…

Naked Woman Drives Truck Into Strip Mall in California

Winning Lottery Ticket Sold at Michigan Porn Store proving yet again that porn addiction so bad that you go to porn stores even though the internet exists pays….

OR House Passed Out Condoms to Kids for Halloween

Limo carring party of bridesmaids hijacked

DORCHESTER – A limo carrying a party of bridesmaids was hijacked Saturday afternoon in front of the Blessed Mother Theresa Church in Dorchester.

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2010

09

Nov

Thinspiration of the Day

I want to share something personal with you for a minute. You know a little something about me, before I get into all that celeb paparazzi bullshit, nude scenes, and photoshoots I normally waste my time on…I am fat. Like real fucking fat. The kind of fat that hangs over my pants. That makes it hard for me to walk up stairs, or downstairs…or pretty much to do anything, like fit into pants with buttons….So like Oprah, or a fat housewife, I like to watch a little clip to pump me up for the day, to motivate me to choose the light beer or to have just one bag of chips and not two and I figured I’d share it with you, because let’s face it we are family….This is my thinspiration of the moment…

Sure this Thinspiration hasn’t got me eating less, I’ve probably gained more weight since I started watching this clip every morning, but in her defense, I’m the kind of guy who gains 5 pounds if I eat an apple….pie….she’s doin’ her job just fine…

Watch the clip, it’s a great way to start the day. Especially if you’re a girl slackin’ on your starving yourself, this will really make you feel inadequate in your efforts and hopefully get you to step it up a bit, you lazy, fat, slobby pig…

I don’t know about you, but now I can start my day feeling confident….

I wonder if this bitch is still alive, if she isn’t, that totally changes the dynamic of this video.

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2010

09

Nov

YouTube Retard Midget Kid who Lip Syncs Featuring 50 Cent of the Day

Solid marketing move. I never got this Andy Milonakis handicap kid’s videos, but this is gonna be his biggest video…I shoulda friended him on Facebook and won him over before he blew the fuck up. I can’t wait til Usher signs him, replaces Bieber as his number 1 underage cock with him….and this motherfucker goes on tour….

I am drunk. This video isn’t helping…fix my confusion.


To see the Video – Cuz It’s Not Working on My Site – Follow This Link
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2010

08

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided I’ve done enough posting for the day….this daylight savings time just fucked me up…I get excited that I can drink an hour longer…since I live in a shitty city where bars don’t stay open all night ….but my body doesn’t really know how to handle it anymore…cuz that’s what being old and unhealthy does to you…

The site should be up and running officially now…It only crashed once today so we’re making progress.

I need to pass out dreaming about how I am not sucking on a hot tit or seducing a homeless teenage runaway with promises of shelter and warmth….

So I’ll just link to other sites to distract you from my inadequacies as a human…

That said, here are my stepLINKS

Eva Longoria Looks Fuckin’ Hot – Seriously….
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And Now, a Pregnant Lady Bikini Contest – VIDEO
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That’s No Place to Store Your Wine Bottles – VIDEO
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The Sexiest Video Game Girls
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If you want to fuck girls…real live girls…this will help…trust me…
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Kaley Cuoco In Her Lingerie
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OOOWEEE: Nicki Minaj Strips Down In New Issue Of BlackMen Magazine
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Rebecca Gayheart Enjoying Motherhood. How Nice For Her Considering She Killed Somone Else’s Baby Just a Few Years Ago
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Miley Cyrus Almost Legal…Almost
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Olivia Munn See Through
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The 100 Hottest Cheerleaders In The NBA
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Diana Vickers Panty Upskirt
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A Dash of Rihanna and a Cleavage Free Katy Perry Which Pretty Much Makes Her Irrelevant
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And Today in Lindsay Lohan Drama…
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Because Jerking Is Off is Only As Fun As What You Watch While You Do It
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Some Miley Cyrus Underboobage Because You Love Jailbait
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How About a Demi Moore and Jenny McCarthy Cat Fight?
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Kesha and Her Glowstick Bukkake
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Your Monday Will Be 100% Better After Viewing This Gallery
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Cheerleaders From the Dominican = HOTNESS
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Get a Load of Valentina Vaughn
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Suelyn Medeiros is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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From Stripper To Star: 10 Celebrities Who Started Out Stripping
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Girl on Girl Video Will Get You Going – VIDEO
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NEWS: Knife Wielding Woman Demands Pussy Eating
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So Kanye West Helped Make Taylor Swift More Famous, So Say Kanye West
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Two Pussies for Two Dildos – VIDEO
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Charlotte Atkinson is Your FHM November Girlfriend
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Rachel McAdams is Lookin Hot
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CONAN O’BRIEN PRESENTS SHOW ZERO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Candid Camera: Pussy Pony 5000 – VIDEO
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15 Photos to Celebrate Tara Reid’s Birthday
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Evil Pack of Girls – VIDEO
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Grandmas Discover Photobooth – VIDEO
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Kendra Wilkinson And Kim Kardashian Just Because
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Yeah I’d Bang Carrie Underwood
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Candice Swanepoel’s Sexy New Pin-Up Style Lingerie Photos
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Folow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

08

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Big Mom Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s Victoria’s Secret’s veteran model since everyone else before her is retired or killed off of the Victoria’s Secret roster…cuz Victoria’s Secret is actually not just a secret but a secret society where craziness happens – like some kind of international sex trade….

I like tits as much as the next guy, but I really think Victoria’s Secret fucking sucks. I appreciate that in an era where there was no internet, like the early 90s, shit offered dudes something to get off to….and I know there were many single men who signed up to get the catalog by using a fake chick name…but is 2010 motherfuckers and shit needs to be taken up a notch, cuz they are competing with throat fucking porn, making highly photoshopped lingerie pics, totally dull to look at.

We’ve seen it all before, their winning formula sucks because it’s so obvious. We will always look at a hot immigrant imported into this country to get in her underwear…and we will like it but I know I’m needing more out of this shit…it’s time for a little update…and I’m thinkin’ to stay competitive…it best involve some throat fucking…..it’s the least these immigrants can do for the great life you’ve given them.

Seeing a devout catholic who preaches her devout catholic bullshit despite being someone many people masturbate to cuz she gets half naked for money….cuz she’s not as devout as she pretends to be….and she’s really just a hypocrite whore….getting throat fucked would make this post better….but that’s not gonna happen….cuz Victoria’s Secret fucked up their winning formula but letting these bitches become celebrity…

Either way, here are the Lima Mom tits, cuz she’s the best they have to offer….

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2010

08

Nov

Brooke Burke in her Panties for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know about this Brooke Burke character. I just know she blocked me on twitter because I probably made a comment about how fucking boring she is.

I mean you’d want to think this bitch had some substance, or was interesting, because we have memories of her being on Wild On and in Playboy, but the truth is she’s just an empty vessel that carries around her fake tits…

She is an old mom of 4. Remember, with a serious fucking breeder comes a serious fucking breeder vagina.

Not that she has to worry about vagina – cuz based on these pics – she’s obviously obsessed with working out, cuz all I see when I see these pics are low estrogen levels, midget body builder legs, and silver panties….proving that sometimes, it’s better to keep your clothes on and instead of posting new pics of you trying to sex it up in the most desperate of way, post pics of your glory days, cuz that’s the only reason people care anyway….

This bitch is done…

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2010

08

Nov

Lindsay Lohan in Pantyhouse for Old Times of the Day

Lohan was wearing pantyhose and if you’re like me and are down with pantyhose cuz it reminds you of watching your foster mom change in the 80s, then you’ll probably like this. There’s just something magical about the darker toned upper portion of a pantyho’ especially when the panty is on a ho, not that Lohan is actually a prostitute by choice, it’s more of a born and bred into being one by her opportunistic parents, cuz mortgages suck and when you have a handful of kids, losing one to the temptations of success at a young age fueled by ego and emotional emptiness of having no love in her life, knowing you were just a pawn in a grand scheme to give her family a better life, but too self absorbed to care about the greater good of what she did for them, like the ability for them to wear designer clothes…and live in a really big house and not have to actually work…

Either way, I think she’s out of rehab by now, I figure she’s still addicted to drugs, I still love her tit and I don’t know or care about when these pictures are from, I’m just gonna post them anyway.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

08

Nov

Candice Swanpoel Modeling Lingerie of the Day

I wonder if bikini models only pose when they are on their periods and their tits are swollen. Is this something that the client factors into booking a shoot? If so what happens if the bitch isn’t regular, you know from not eating enough throughout the month to fit into the required clothing, leaving her depleted of enough nutrients to let her pussy bleed for a week….and I guess it doesn’t matter….It would just make for a messy pile of panties at the end of the shoot…a pile of panties I’d want to bury my face in…only because I know she left South Africa when she was still a virgin…unless she taken advantage at 15 by one of her father’s farm aids….who had AIDS….cuz that’s kinda the South African way….

Speaking of AIDS, announcing on a girl you want to fuck’s facebook that my ex’s biggest complain about me would be that I like surprises because I didn’t tell her my AIDS before unprotected sex….is not a good way to get a bitch to send you nudes…even if you pull the make a wish foundation angle…like that her nudes would be doing me a service…or the whole “it was just a joke” angle…It’s what I call digging a sexting grave.

Here are some pics of Sexy Sexy Hubba Bubba Candice Swanpoel in lingerie cuz shit’s better than decent…

Posted in:Candice Swanpoel

2010

08

Nov

Vanessa Minnillo in a Bikini of the Day

Apparently Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lechey are engaged.

They are back in Mexico, because they are always in Mexico, it is a popular place for them to fuck in the hot tub for the paparazzi….and cause a huge headache for everyone who posted the pictures because that was their private time and it was violated…but not as violated as the next couple who rented that villa after them and landed Hollywood grade herpes all over their face, eyes and mouth….cuz everyone in Hollywood has herpes, especially the ones who get married…cuz marriage is 90 percent a sign of settling with your partner because they diseased you or got pregnant, same thing….

And really who cares about these clowns…they are irrelevant…they only matter cuz of Jessica Simpson…and looking at her in a bikini is no different that lookin’ at any pussy in a bikini…cuz she’s just that much of a no name…whether she pulls Mexican spring break hot tub stunts from behind with frat boys lookin dudes or not….

To See The Rest of the LATEST Bikini Pics – Cuz the Paparazzi Hate Me
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To see the my archive of Vanessa Minnillo bikini posts…because she seems to always be in a bikini or at least that’s the only time pics of her are taken cuz I guess she’s got nothing else to do with her time and she’s got access to all that 98 degrees money to offer the good life……click these thumbnails…

Posted in:Vanessa Minnillo

2010

08

Nov

Sofia Vergara’s Big Tits On the Street of the Day

I know this is a very shitty see through picture of Sofia Vergara..but I am the kind of guy who thinks everything about Sofia Vergara is shitty…..

Sure she’s apparently got massive tits, but what good are they underwraps or in a bra. If anything, that shit is like a “Fuck You”, I’ve made it in your country and don’t need to be a whore anymore, you know like she didn’t use those tits to get where she is….

She was a single mother at 20, she’s now pushing 40…that’s 20 years of doing what she had to do to put food on the fucking table…and if you try to tell me there was no unwanted blowjob for advancement…you’re a fucking idiot.

I’m not down with that unless I’m on the receiving end, which never happens, cuz I have nothing to offer…so instead I just hate on the success those tits have brought her…and the lack of respect she’s giving them by hiding the truth…like her tits are some dirty little secret…when in reality it’s something we all already know…and she’s pretty much just walking tits to us anyway…she might as well embrace it.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2010

08

Nov

Halle Berry’s Has One Hard Mom Nipple of the Day

I don’t know what went on here on a medical level, I just know that she’s got one hard nipple. One nipple ready to feed her child, or a pervert like me, and the other one’s just slow to the fuckin’ gate…maybe it’s the retarded nipple, or the rogue nipple who does what he wants, or maybe he’s the nipple that was in an accident and hasn’t fully recovered….but what kind of an accident could a nipple be in….maybe he was bit off by one of her many gay looking lovers she marries and provides an unstable home for her daughter….or maybe shit’s just inverted, you know that whole inter-species mixing of genetics doesn’t always work out…just ask the lap dog who got knocked up by a pitbull next store…fucking thing can’t walk anymore…but more importantly, why did I make her nipples a “he”? Does that make me gay?

Either way, her awkward nipples are just like how she’s white as fuck on the inside and in everything she does and how she lives her life, but pushes the whole black on the outside when it comes to winning Academy awards…or maybe it’s not at all like that, but like to remind you of her scam every chance I can get….dude, I saw Catwoman recently and if that was a real Academy award winning actor and not just someone who the Academy was using to fill a quota, I probably wouldn’t have turned it off after cumming to her costume…She was and always should have been a Jessica Alba typecast for having tits kinda bitch…but she strayed and now she’s old…..and none of this answers

Posted in:Halle Berry

2010

08

Nov

Ashlee Simpson Has No Ass in Jeans of the Day

I don’t know where Ashlee Simpson left her ass, but I know it’s not in her pants. Maybe Jessica ate it when her team of chefs couldn’t make her a pulled pork sandwich at 4 am…cuz there were no 24 hour grocery stores around…but more importantly because they were ignoring her calls due to extreme exhaustion from all the work she’s been putting them through with her emotional eating that she’s embraced as part of who she is lately…It’s just not humanly possible to keep up with those kinds of demands….

The good news for Jessica is that country music chicks from Texas are allowed to be fat…instead of starving herself for the LA scene and the general public she turned her back on cuz we expect her to be the busty hot chick we used to jerk off to…country fans are more loyal, less superficial, and used to obesity…if you’ve ever been to Wal Mart in a Texan suburb, you’ll get what I’m saying….

The bad news for her is that she has to buy two seats on the plane when she travels commercial….

The good news for Ashlee is that genetics haven’t bogged her down and blown her up into a fucking big and she doesn’t have to drop the “baby weight” excuse every bitch uses….But the bad news for her is that she looks like a dude from behind…especially with the new haircut…which is great news for her husband Pete “Fall Out Boy” Wentz, you know cuz he’s gay and I guess that makes him the winner in all this.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson

2010

08

Nov

Mila Kunis Friends With Benefits Preview of the Day

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake were filmed or are filming a movie together called Friends with Benefits and despite being one of those movies that I could have written blindfolded with one hand behind my back and the other fingering my ass, because that’s how I’ve been writing this site the last 6 years and I’m experienced, and unlike the movie I never wrote but wanted to, this one looks like it is going to be a hit.

The reason it is going to be a hit is because she’s hot. Her character is the “cool chick” guys actually like hanging with and it’s about her fucking her friend Justin Timberlake casually and obviously having it blossom into a full romance. Obvious. But in obvious comes her in a bra, her getting eaten out, her cumming hard, her simulating sex, and it’s all pretty good to me…

Now if I only I could get over the fact that she has Culkin-AIDS.

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