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2011

09

Feb

Disgusting Shit Eater of the Day

Here’s a video of some girl in what must be a drama class – picking her ass and eating whatever she pulled out – while everyone laughed. I am sure we’ve all got our own habits…from eating our own cum, to eating our snot, to drinking piss, to letting our dog eat our assholes while we jerk off…hoping no one notices….or sees it…but we usually don’t do it out in public…but sometimes we get into our own world and forget we’re surrounded by people…especially when we are autistic…you gotta know better fuck, everyone’s carrying a fucking video camera these day shiteater…

I had to think this one through before posting it, only because laughing at celebrities who are overpaid and annoy me is one thing…and laughing at people who fuck with me or people I like is one thing…and making fun of people who really deserve to be made fun of is one thing….but laughing at some socially awkward weird girl doing something disgusting that is about to blow up on the internet is a total other thing…

YOu see videos like this are the kind of shit that lead people to suicide…and the only advice I can offer this shit eater is that before she does it…look at Mischa Barton…she’s done far worse than eaten her own shit on the Internet….and she hasn’t killed herself – so don’t do it.

EIther way, I hear once you start eating shit, it’s hard to kick it, and I guess this is the proof…Enjoy it as much as she enjoys her shit..

Now we’re all gonna laugh at this bitch cuz she’s ugly, but if she was hot, we’d all be jerking off to this like it was a new fetish…the world is so hard on ugly shiteaters..

Posted in:amateur

2011

09

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m like the morning paper, only far less credible. I’m like a morning show, only not so early. I’m like CNN for retard perverts, drunks and virgins. I’m the Huffington Post of all things useless. Only no one else thinks I am. So I guess I’m really just some asshole putting up videos no one will watch of some crazy shit going on in our crazy world….

Here is today’s stepNEWS…

Woman Reportedly Dies From Butt Implant – Too Bad it Wasn’t Coco, Kim Kardashian, or Any of the Other Bitches who Waste My Life – But Instead just Someone Inspired by Their Fame…Kim Kardashian is a Killer.
A woman visiting Philadelphia from Great Britain died on Monday after she had a procedure to inject silicone into her buttocks.

Woman Talks About Butt Injections
Fox 29 spoke with a woman who had a procedure similar to the one that may have killed a British woman at a local hotel.

Church OKs iPhone confession app cuz they are desperate….
The Catholic Church has given its seal of approval approval of an iPhone application called Confession.

Turkish bus crash caught on tape
Passengers on-board a local bus in Turkey got the shock of their lives the other day

Kiddie Porn Search Ends in Shooting
The scene on Cheryl Street in Osceola, Arkansas on Tuesday afternoon left neighbors in disbelief. Sources told Fox 13 that several law enforcement agencies, including the FBI were executing a search warrant regarding child porn.

Sex with Prostitute Gets Officer Fired
The call should have been routine but it turned out to be x-rated. Atlanta’s police chief told a city personnel board Tuesday, why he had to fire a young police officer after that officer had an inappropriate encounter with a young woman.

Teacher Charged With Abusing Students – With a Face Like that – Just Being Alive is Abusive to the Rest of Us….
Montgomery County police have charged a first-grade teacher with choking, kicking and punching her students.

Woman Given Abortion Pill By Mistake
A pregnant Colorado woman may lose her baby all because of a drug mix-up.

Baby Put in Freezer, Dad Gets 10 Yrs
A judge has sentenced a Chandler man to 10 years in prison for putting his 7-month-old son in a freezer.

Handbag Granny Fights Off Robbers
A handbag heroine fought off robbers armed with sledgehammers as they attempted a smash-and-grab raid at a UK jewelry store, Sky News reported Tuesday.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

09

Feb

Mischa Barton Bending Over for Old TImes of the DAy

I like to look at Mischa Barton pictures as a morning inspiration. It’s like after seeing her thick, messy, useless self bend over, I don’t feel so bad about myself. If she hasn’t killed herself after going from the hot dead puking kid under the bed people used to jerk off to in The Sixth Sense, and by people I mean me, to going to a hit show as the main fucking character, to this out of work, sloppy, drug addicted drunk with a fat ass, all in front of the people, then why should I…..

Mischa Barton is a suicide help line – and here she is bending her pig self over….cuz if you’re like me, you don’t like fat women, but they never say no, especially if you put donuts around your cock….that’s when shit gets nutty.

All this to say, at least I’m not Mischa Barton…

Posted in:Mischa Barton

2011

09

Feb

Miley Cyrus in Some Leggings of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in leggings. I am only posting this cuz I think girls in leggings are the future. I get in arguments with moms about it all the time, or at least once, when I was hanging out in American Apparel watching girls try the shit on, as I do sometimes when I am bored, and one mom refused to buy her hot little 18 year old these leggings cuz she said that “leggings aren’t pants” and that “everyone could see her coochie” and I had to step in as the authority on all things good and explain that that is what pants are about these days, that is what the public wants to see, at which point I was kicked out of the store.

Sure Miley’s not as hot as that 18 year old, she’s looking haggard and washed up, dirty, sloppy, uninteresting….but always a perfect girl for an opportunistic young man to get up on and ride out like she was Britney….ruin her like she was Lohan and get all the rewards like they were K-Fed….

Think about it, while I go think about my next post.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

The only hate mail I’ve been getting has been from Facebook. I am pretty sure Facebook is going to delete my ACCOUNT , they keep telling me to stop linking to smut…even though smut is all aI know, they are laying to groundwork to rid me, which is good, cuz it just depresses me when I have to come to terms with how insignificant I am, and how no girls like my shit….or even talk dirty to me on it…especially on a site that makes billions off our collective work…that we get nothing in return for…some fucking community, it’s more of a dictatorship. Facebook is the new Hitler….You idiots just don’t realize it…you just drink the KoolAid and keep buying into it and buying into it….

That said, here are my stepLINKS…

Lindsay Lohan To Play Supergirl….Cuz She Survived Lesbianism, Sex with Wilmer Valderama and a huge percentage of the Hollywood population, Samantha Ronson, Heroin and Losing Her Career, as well as spending one night in a hotel room with me, Proves She’s Resiliant and Pretty Super…Especially Her Tits…
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Miley’s New Boyfriend Banged Amy Winehouse. Nice.
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Halle Berry Looks Hot on the Cover of Ebony, Is Also Most Probably Racist cuz She’s Trying to Prove her Blackness….
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Sara Jean Underwood is Pratically Deep Throating a Bottle and I Like
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Katy Perry Has A Great Ass, These Pics Prove It.
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Free Cam Shows to Get Your Motor Running
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Olivia Wilde Is Single and Hot as Ever
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18 Year Old Plays With Her Pussy (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The Top 50 Commercials From Super Bowl Sunday
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This Slide Show of Betty White Meeting Coco the Gorilla Melted My Ice Cold Heart – VIDEO
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Because These Sluts Will Help You Start Off the Week Right (NSFW)
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Because Even Grown Ups Need to Play With Toys (NSFW)
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Mathilda May Has One Nice Rack (NSFW)
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Who Would You Rather, Lea Michele or Christina Agiuilera?
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Maria DeMartino, Cristina Del Basso, Isabela Soncini & Kortnie, Oh My
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Sophie Reade Big Tit Throwback (NSFW)
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Let’s Read About the Time Josh Brolin Watched John Travolta Heal Marlon Brando With His Scientology Gayness
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Woman Pissing on Sidewalk Has Purse Stolen (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Caroline Winberg is a Model I’d Like to Get to Know
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Sexy Pic Dump of the Day
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Wow Avril Lavigne is Actually Looking Hot in Italian Vanity Fair
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Kanie Marie is One Dirty Girl (NSFW)
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Trina Wants You to Get Your Ass on the Floor
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Officers Find Crack Hidden In Man’s Penis Foreskin. Gross
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Worlds Worst Medical Kid has NO IDEA how to Hold a Stretcher LOL – VIDEO
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How About a Little Hot Blonde? (NSFW)
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Top 5: The Bizarre Sex Toys (NSFW)
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Gemma Ward is Looking Hot in Some Mag Spread
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Slutty Sluts Get Their Orgasm On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Sexy Chicks on Video for FHM – VIDEO
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Is This a Guy Or a Chick, I Can’t Tell
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Man I Love Jessica Lowndes
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Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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January Jones Makes Dog Walking Sexy
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Fitness Buddy Slut – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Chloe, Jane or Nina?
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Daria Looks Hot on a Motorcycle (NSFW)
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The 10 funniest fictional drugs from TV and movies
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Katy Perry’s Tits Are Photoshopped
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Bangin Candy – “Sheneka Adams” Behind The Scenes Video Shoot [Photos] [Video]
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Dana Plato (Lindsay Lohan) Will Be Charged
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Miley Cyrus Will Be Fat in 10 Years. Maybe Sooner.
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January Jones, See Through In February
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Is It Wrong To Be Turned On By This
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Taylor Momsen Wants To Flash Her Goods
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

08

Feb

Katy Perry’s Tits on TV of the Day

I don’t watch TV. Especially not some sitcom bullshit with Dougie Howser pretending to be a womanizer, when really I know the only womanizing he does is when he’s wearing ladies underwear as his houseboys rape his asshole while playing “Naughty Housewife”…celebrities are so weird…

I am not part of the Katy Perry fan club, even though I give her more attention than she deserves, even though she shows off her tits, strategically to distract from her lack of anything else endearing…

So here is her guest appearance on the show, that aired last night, but was being promoted hard over a week ago that I didn’t bother with, cuz I still don’t give a fuck that it happened and I’m just posting it to buy time… and because sometimes showing off big cleavage is enough…Here are some pics….

Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

08

Feb

Time to Take a Break to Stretch of the Day

I sit all day. I don’t really believe in physical activity cuz whenever I try it, I feel like I’m going to die. I figure trying to get off the couch to the bathroom is enough of a fucking challenge for me, that I don’t need to be bothered going to the gym and turning into some frat boy faggot who stands naked with his dudes after a great game of racketball to prove how comfortable and confident he is with his dick, refusing to be the firt to put his pants on, cuz that would mean he was intimidated by the other dude, …not to mention all the bitches in spandex who would probably end up luring me into the lockerroom to watch them shower in what I thought was inviting looks, but was really looks of disgust that I misinterpreted….it is all way to complicated…so I just watch videos of people working out, ideally bitches, ideally stretching, cuz shit is porno and good for you…

Posted in:amateur

2011

08

Feb

Lucy Lawless in Spartacus of the Day

I was never into Xena Warrior Princess…Not even when it was on the only channel I could pick up with my TV on a Sunday when hungover with an erection ready to be serviced before I had the internet…maybe it was cuz I wasn’t a virgin, maybe it’s cuz I hate that fantasy warrior shit, maybe it was the shitty production quality that brought me to jerking off to my neighbor’s dirty laundry, maybe it is all Xena’s fault I am the pervert I am….but I know a lot of people were into it…because you have trouble getting laid, and really who needs girls, they just get in the way of your Role Playing War Games…You fucking weirdo….

Turns out that I am into her getting naked on TV in this Spartacus shit…even though she’s huge and I like my bitches dainty, and even when the show is pretty much Xena 2.0…cuz thanks to the internet…there’s tits…and I don’t have to watch the whole thing..and that WORKS FOR ME…

Here she is with some bitch named Jamie Murray in some Lesbean shit…

Here’s some bitch named Marisa Ramirez with a great ass getting interracial…

ANd here’s some uncredited actress flashing tit and bush in an orgy…cuz we all gotta start somewhere!

Posted in:Lucy Lawless

2011

08

Feb

Prince Kicks Kim Kardashian Off Stage of the Day

I guess Kim Kardashian is at the point of entitled where she feels like her big round porno sex tape making ass has the right to do whatever the fuck she wants…She’s untouchable…except when making sex tapes with black dudes who not only touch her….and have unprotected sex with her…but also pee on her….not that it matters..she’s done a great job making the world forget her sex tape….Even Though They Can Buy It Here

It is all our fucking fault for making her this brand everyone loves and that I don’t understand…but here’s her latest story…cuz her D cup titties and fat ass have given us the opportunity to really get to know her….annoying personality that’s conning us while making millions…

So she got on stage with Prince, he kicked her off, cuz she has no right fucking up his show or cheapening it by showing her 5 foot 2 frame being taller than him and if you want to read the funny story about how she refused to dance cuz she thought it would ruin her gut harness that makes her look less fat or maybe cuz her only move is being a public urinal at a Jamaican bobsled training session for the locals..if you know what I mean ….no racist. follow this link ….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

08

Feb

January Jones Walking her Dog of the Day

When January Jones isn’t all dolled up – showing off as much of her tit as she can without being considered a slut by showing off some nipple – she’s pretty fucking weird looking…average at best…maybe even less than average cuz of the weirdness factor you can’t ignore cuz you are obsessive compulsive and medication doesn’t seem to work. You just fixate and fixate and fixate and fixate…did I say that 4 times? Maybe I’m just overreacting…I woke up this morning thinking today was the day I was gonna die….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:January Jones

2011

08

Feb

Kate Bowsworth Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

All Kate Bosworth has going for her is a hot set of skinny legs and despite her not really being famous, relevant, interesting, or fun, I’ll still post her shit, cuz let’s face it, skinny legs are all the talent a bitch really needs to matter in my mind, cuz too many fat, stalky legs are out there fucking my fantasy of crawling up the shit like the money I am to the reach the drippy fruit…

I don’t know what I am talking about…or why I am talking about it….but here are the pics anyway….

Posted in:Kate Bowsworth

2011

08

Feb

Amber Rose Staged Nude Pics for Attention of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Amber Rose and either should you. She’s beyond a bottom feeder who has zero relevance in the world, other than being the thick bitch who Kanye carted around for a while….She is not famous, doesn’t deserve to be famous, and isn’t even very hot. Her big pancake nipples, a tribute to her distant black relatives who were on the box of Aunt Jamima just dont make me want to fuck it, but rather throw it in a ditch and hope it never wakes up.

She’s trying to launch a reality show career, this is her way of getting attention, I hate that I posted it, but when I saw 200,000 people saw it already, I figured the 15 I send isn’t gonna impact stopping her career and making the world forget she ever existed. Because I’m just as irrelevant….

This is definitely an inside job, but you see big shit stained nipple anyway, and that’s good enough for all of us, cuz we’re bored.

Posted in:Amber Rose

2011

08

Feb

Justin Lee Collins likes Fat Chicks of the Day

I don’t know who this dude Justin Lee Collins is, but I know that he likes fat chicks, and dude’s not even ashamed of it, he parades around with the shit like he’s proud he can fit his dick in even with her belly being in the way and shit…I guess he’s one of those dudes who like big tits no matter what disgusting they come attached to….cuz he’s not black…so that’s gotta be it….

Oh…I just found out he’s from the UK…I’ve seen the women of the UK..with their rotton teeth, chimney sweeping soot stained hands, industrial revolution callused hands…inbred for centuries and working class for centuries and centures…

This all makes sense…Move along people…nothing to see here.

Posted in:Justin Lee Collins

2011

08

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news because I know you white trash hick pieces of shit are too busy watching Nascar and wrestling lawn furniture when you’re not watching Will Farrell movies instead of keeping up with current affairs.

I help you be a better person…

Dentist’s red flags ignored
A dentist now charged with writing prescriptions in exchange for sexual favors has a long history of substance abuse, records show, a history that at least one former patient wished the state had noticed sooner.

Human Smuggling Game App Draws Criticism
A game developed by a Boston-based tech company that allows users to drive a truck full of immigrants through the desert and try not to have them tossed out is drawing fire from some immigrant advocates.

Deputy stops alleged ‘one-armed bandit’
An Orange County Sheriff’s deputy responded to a bank robbery call at the Fairwinds Credit Union at 6329 W Colonial Drive. The suspect, described as having a prosthetic arm, was stopped before he could flee the scene.

Christina Aguilera trips before singing National Anthem

Fred Durst King of All Austin Trash?
What’s in a name? The city says there’s a lot to gain from re-naming their Solid Waste Services Department, but it looks like Austinites will have some fun at their expense.

Dismembered Body Found in Freezer
A woman’s body was found stuffed in a freezer and her 19-year-old son has confessed to the crime. What’s the big deal, a lot of kids don’t get a long with their parents….

15 Face Charges After Prostitution Bust
Fifteen people were rounded up in a prostitution bust in the District. It happened Saturday after police served a warrant on an apartment building in the 3100 block of Georgia Avenue, NW.

Seattle strip club fights to stay open

Murder suspect’s odd defense
Could sleep deprivation and Red Bell be a plausible defense?

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

08

Feb

Shauna Sand’s Inspiring Song TO Start the Day of the Day

I know this is yesterday’s news…and I posted this in my stepLINKS, but as the official promoter of the Shauna Sand Sex Tape, I figured I needed to make a post of the shit…because it is really shit…such shit I can’t believe it even happened…but the world is full of bottom feeders…and Europe is always into bad music…so I can assume this will be the biggest shit to hit Ibiza this summer…and probably the post hysterical…

I mean why the fuck is she saying sex, fuck, fornicate in french….trying to get as much attention singing about her sex tape, hoping to get a few more sales of it, cuz that’s all the work she gets and it doesn’t even pay the bills..

I think a Ballad to her broken vagina would have been more fitting…


To Get Her Sex Tape That is Actually Porn Cuz She Staged It- Follow THis LInk
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Posted in:Shauna Sand