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2011

07

Mar

Audrina Patridge Fake Useless Tits in a Bikini of the Day

After finding out that staring at a girl’s tits is healthy, I figured I’d help you live longer by posting these pictures of Audrina Patridge….I am not sure if the study applies to fake tits, I just know it makes for a good excuse when busted checking out tit and if you’re wondering why I chose Audrina for this task, it is cuz her tits are all she’s fucking good for. Without them, she’s nothing, so whatever sugar daddy, or actual daddy who sorted her out with these implants is, she is forever indebted…cuz it landed her a role on a show and what might be her own show…unless of course these are just staged pics, trying to stay relevant. #losing.

I will argue that staring at Audrina’s tits will kill you, because of the frustration that she’s more important than you in the eye of the world, when really she’s nothing by a fucking whore who belongs on a street corner. #losing.

The anger she brings out in people, mainly me, can’t be good for me on any level, especailly when it is happening while she’s half naked…it just leaves me confused….

I was sure the cast of The Hills were going to kill themselves when the show ended…but they still live….#losing.

Make them stop.


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2011

07

Mar

Katy Perry Upskirt Fan Video of the Day

Here’s some video that was emailed to me…I don’t know when it was shot, I just know that you should definitely watch it on mute…I also know that it is a favorable angle of Katy Perry pig, cuz you get to look up her skirt like a perver, without having to look at her busted up face, or thick fat, hideous, disgusting legs….

She is such a fucking joke, but I know you like her and her muff gut…an I know you like perverted videos shot by perverted people…while all I see is an overrated, sloppy fucking bitch with a dimply ass who I fucking hate……

Remember watch it on mute…

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2011

07

Mar

Miley Cyrus Legs in Leather Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus showed off her legs in leather shorts…and no one cared because she turned 18 almost a year ago and that makes her slutty outfits obsolete…cuz at 17, slutty outfits get noticed and perverts get excited but once you’re legal, you gotta whole new level of expectation to live up to, and it usually starts with topless pics and pussy flashes and usually ends with snuff films and everything in between is acceptable…while these pics, possibly hot but I am unable to process them, cuz they didn’t quite make the cut and aren’t quite dirty enough for any 18 year old smut…but I guess if I think hard enough about her incest, slutting out as a youth and giving Disney execs blowjobs, I can make these work for me, but that’s just way too much work for something so insignificant…

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2011

07

Mar

Whitney Houston’s Daughter is a Cokehead of the Day

Her name is Bobbi Kristina Brown. She goes by the name Krissi. She’s nice and fucking gutter like her mom Whitney…at least she’s pretending to be by getting press for a picture of her ripping lines of the white stuff….not that doing drugs is a big deal, I mean just look at Charlie Sheen, he seems to be doing well with it….

Everyone’s into snorting drugs…shit’s the new smoking cigarettes to be cool in high school…it doesn’t impress me to see 18 year old girls in the bathroom ripping lines, if anyting it annoys me, cuz I can’t stand listening to someone high on coke, they just ramble on and on about how great they are, I’m more into hanging with people high on smack, heroin is just way more laid back…

Not that it matters….this is clearly a publicity stunt so everyone knows bitch exists…and when it comes to publicity stunts, I’m far more into sex tapes…

Bitch needs to take some Morgan Freeman / Lawrence Fishburne/ Denzel Washington lead and get fucked on camera already….

On a sidenote, I was at a part the other night and we ended up watching Whiteny Houston high on crack performing video, all sweat covered and amazing, I’m not sure if this is the one I liked, cuz I was drunk, but I do know the bitch on crack is fun.

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2011

07

Mar

Denise Richards is a Hooker of the Day

I’ve been doing some Denise Richards research….

Basically a good friend of mine told me that she met Charlie Sheen when she was a hooker working for Heidi Fleiss.

Which makes sense cuz Charlie Sheen only fucks hookers and Denise Richards was only in one movie…

So I called her out on it on Twitter and for some reason, she answered…

Now you gotta understand something about me and twitter and that is that no one ever answers me on the shit, ever. So for her to step up and make a thing about it, being so quick to deny and so quick to block me makes me think I’m guilty…

Not to mention my good friend’s source was Keifer Sutherland, and I figure that motherfucker’s in the know…

So know I am on a mission to find the truth, cuz she denies it, I know it is truth, and to me, this story needs to stop being a speculation, and video and documentation from her johns needs to come out…

And really, that’s all I wanted from the Sheen’s staged insanity, for him to finally put this rumor to rest, and tell the world she was nothing but a whore who got knocked the fuck up, cuz really this bitch is someone I’d like to see crash and burn….but unfortunately no one cares…

So here she is walking the streets, with her plastic surgery face, that’s good for getting face fucked cuz it’s numb…

Posted in:Denise Richards

2011

07

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest news that isn’t news…but that makes me feel like I am connected and tapped into the world, even though I never leave my fucking house, not that it’s a house, but more of a basement with painted black windows from all the soot from trucks that drive by and a coal burning stove, a soiled mattress in a corner dominated by a fat wife with sleep apnea who is a horrible housekeeper cuz she’s too busy eating, a cold concrete floor and nothing but happiness, okay enough about me, here’s the stepNEWS….makes me so angry I could trash a liquor store…

Woman trashes liquor store
A woman in Rockland County, New York takes her anger out on a few dozen innocent liquor bottles!

Doctors prove staring at women’s breasts is healthy

Neo-Nazi Message Sprayed on Side of Home
Imagine driving through your neighborhood and seeing hate words spray painted on the side of a house. A message on a home in Casa Grande encourages people to rise up and “secure a future for white children.”

Softball Coach Charged With Sex Assault
A former volunteer softball coach at Rochester Adams is accused of having sex with two female students. Thomas Powell, 58, was arraigned Saturday on charges he had a sexual relationship with two 17-year-old students.

Teen Cyclist Says He Was Assaulted in GA
A DeKalb County father and daughter are accused of assaulting a 13-year-old cyclist. The alleged attack happened after the cyclist said he told the man to watch out for bikes on the road.

Man Accused of Trying to Rob Nun
It was late, around 10:00 p.m., at Saint Clare Montefalco Church on Whittier in Grosse Pointe Park. A 74-year-old nun was locking the church after a mission service. What she didn’t know was a man was hiding inside the church and he had a gun.

Caught on Tape: Handcuffed woman slammed to the ground
Heidi Creamer was already in handcuffs. She was unable to fight back. She got thrown on the floor of a hospital by a Manatee county deputy.

NU President: Investigate Sex Toy Demo
The president of Northwestern University said Thursday he is troubled that a psychology professor invited a couple to engage in a sex act involving a motorized sex toy in front of dozens of students during a human sexuality class, and he is calling for an investigation into the incident.

Fewer Teens, Young Adults Having Sex
Moms, dads: The good news is abstinence is making a comeback.

East Coast Rapist Suspect Arrested
Authorities have identified a man they arrested in Connecticut on suspicion of being responsible for rapes and other attacks on 17 women since 1997 and dubbed the East Coast Rapist. Police spokesman Joe Avery says 39-year-old Aaron Thomas of New Haven was arrested Friday afternoon at his home by the U.S. Marshal’s Fugitive Task Force.

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2011

07

Mar

Kendra Wilkinson in her Little Shorts of the Day

I was harassing Kendra Wilkinson on TWITTER….you know mocking her disgusting vagina that I got to see at 19 fucking some dude with Downs Syndrome, because she is an attention craving whore, so she released it as a sex tape, like other playboy centerfolds, cuz it is all they know….Here is MY Sex Tape Review

So I figure, what better way to celebrate the week, but posting these pics of her wonky face, knowing that her vagina is so much wonkier, when out in public in little men’s underwear, which is appropriate, cuz I am sure by know it’s turned into a dick…..

I am guessing this is prepping for Dancing With the Stars, or what I like to call “Admitting you’ve failed at being famous”….Bottom feeding…


See Her Sex Tape if you Really Want to Really See Her Dance…Or At least what you’d rather be seeing her do while your wife makes you watch her whore ass dance…….

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2011

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am done with the whole Charlie Sheen thing. I unfollowed him on twitter….

It was too good to be true and my instinct told me it was scripted and designed to fuck with the media, you know to give them what they want and take it to the next level, but I bought into it cuz I wanted to….

But now I’m going to live some Charlie Sheen shit on my own…with less budget, less professionalism, less good times, but just as much winning…if losing was winning…

Amy Winehouse Fucked Russell Brand’s Dad….
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Denise Richards is a Slutty Mom, Hates Charlie Sheen
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Lily Aldridge Is An Unbelievably Sexy Piece
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Vanessa Hudgens Hottest Pics Ever
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Star Trek Cougar of the Week – Jolene Blalock
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Taylor Momsen Gets Lesbian Tendancies on Stage With a Female Fan
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DIY Dentist – VIDEO
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Cute Brunette Masterbates on Stairway
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Take a Vacation, Bang Lots of Broads
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The 50 Funniest Photoshops in Sports
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Web Came Sluts for You to Spend the Weekend with You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Toys Are Fun for Grown Ups Too
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Courtney Coz Upskirt
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Jessica Simpson is Starting to Remind Me of the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
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Kim Kardashian Slutty Promo Pics
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Looking Good Sweetheart: Xtina Has Seen Better Days Edition
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Sophie Monk Just Because
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Awesome Huge Tits Naked Hula Hoop – VIDEO
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Noemie Lenoir Looks Great in a Bikini. Wow
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Melanie Jane is Another One of Charlie Sheen’s Whores
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Drunk Ultimate Warrior in Disneyworld LOL – VIDEO
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Hilarious Pregnancy Tips as Told in Cartoons
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Meet Christy Hill
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29 Year-Old “Heart Attack Grill” Spokesperson Dies Weighing 575 Lbs
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Italy’s Channel 5 Bombshell Newscaster Can Stop Crime with her Tits
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Aimee Addison and Lana Lopez Get Their Lesbian On
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Jilted Chick Sells Her Boyfriend’s Stuff Online – Poses Sexily With Each Item
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Wow Vanessa Hudgens Looks Like Shit
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Big Boobs on Carie Lee
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Elektra Luxx (2011) – Elektra Meets Dell
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God Damn Fashion People Are so Retarded and ridiculous Sometimes
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Mollie King: The Hottest Member of “The Saturdays”!!
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Anne Hathaway As Catwoman In The Dark Knight Rises? WHAT THE FUCK
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Sam, Taisi or Ella? Take Your Pic
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Heather Locklear is Still Looking as Hot as Ever
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Caprice and Her Tight Body Bring the Hotness
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Hahahahahah Lohan totally Got Denied at an Oscar Party
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Vanessa Hudgens Naked Pics
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Justin Bieber Almost Loses His Pants
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Jimmy Fallon, Charlie Sheen Video Parody
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Karissa Shannon Bangable In Short Shorts
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I Want To Rip Off Vanessa Hudgens Fishnets… Dirty Little Slut
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

04

Mar

Leona Lewis Bathing Suit Pictures of the DAy

Leona Lewis has fat tits and apparently a fat ass..cuz she’s on the beach and she’s not wearing a fucking bikini….like it’s the 1800s or some other bullshit that is stopping this bitch from being half naked…I mean maybe she’s doing us all a favor…cuz sometimes bitches shouldn’t be in a bikini….and she is wearing something that would probably be see through if wet…which kinda makes her alright in my books…pretty accommodating of her…giving us the goods, leaving out or hiding the bad….more fat people should take her lead…especially when in public….

Then again, it could just be a British thing, cuz British people fear the sun.

Either way, here are the pics of her tits in a white one-piece…

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