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2011

15

Mar

Renee Olstead Leaked Pics of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch, but I guess I do now. That’s kinda her strategy in releasing pics like this, you know to get noticed.

They say she’s Renee Olstead. She was in Still Standing. She was in The Secret Life of the American Teenager. She was faced with the hard fact that every cunt wants to be famous and getting two jobs didn’t give her the Aniston fame she hopef for, so she brings this.

The whole thing is boring, even if it’s just sluts being sluts, something I used to love, before running this site made it boring, but I will say the desensitization makes for real weird sex and by sex I mean masturbation needs and wants…. I’ll tell you that much.

If you’re wondering what she’s tryign to get famous for, it’s singing…here’s a video of her doing Summertime that only 90,000 people bothered watching her fat face hustle..

She sucks and only had 7,000 followers on twitter to prove it…lets see if the nude leaked pics make a difference…they will….cuz you perverts find them hot….cuz she has great tits…nipple rings and a clit ring…that she always win me over with the tits…Good hustle slut…even if it’s not so much a hustle but more an obvious cry to get noticed…more girls need to be doing this cuz i want to see them all naked…start emailin me bitches….

Here are the pics..Like with all pics – they may not be of the person I say it is..I am drunk and just go with what I’m emailed and Renee or not, the tits are worth looking at.

Egotastic’s Got the Vibrator Pic – Pretty fucking Hardcore….

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2011

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I made it to the second round of Charlie Sheen’s internship.

I am pretty sure everyone who applied did.

I am pretty sure this site is just a fucking ad campaign that paid Charlie Sheen a lot of money – to get a lot of submissions….

Now they have my fake education and fake previous employment on file a long with my email address and name…

I anticipate a lot of SPAM with recommended internships in my area over the next 6 months.

I fell for the lie. The rest of the world hasn’t quite caught on yet, cuz I’m the real social media mastermind and TMZ are just idiots, I’m a lawyer…suck my dick you faggot…you deserve the AIDS Harvey Levin. I mean if you don’t already have it.

STEPLINKS!

Karissa Shannon is In a Bikini Again!
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Let’s Laugh at the Mother Daughter Whore Team of Dina and Lindsay Lohan
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I wanna fuck Sonia Rockwell’s Fuck Me Boots Off Her Hot Little Legs…
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Penguin Leap of Faith
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Adrienne Curry is Tweeting Slutty Photos Again
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23 Hot Pics of Pornstar Sasha Grey For Her Birthday
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Irina Shayk is Looking Bangin’ as Always
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Because There is Nothing Like Sex on a Beach
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When It Comes to Getting Naked You Won’t Have to Ask These Girls Twice
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Because Playtime Isn’t Fun Unless You Have the Right Toys
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I Don’t Know Who Mercedes McNab is But She’s Got a Great Rack
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini is Kinda Terrifying
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Jessica Biel is single and Out on the Town
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Tila Tequila, Paz Vega, Jessica Biel, Irina Shayk, Emma Taylor Oh My
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Rebecca Black is Ruining Music – VIDEO
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The Shannon Twins Show Off their Asses
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We Could All Benefit From Having a Slutty Maid
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Tinsley Mortimer is Bikini-ing at the Beach
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Big Titted Slut in an Animated GIF! Yes!
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Bullied Kid Fights Back! Amazing – VIDEO
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A Full Gallery of Cleavage Sluts
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HIV-Perverting: Mom Finds Out Gay Husband’s HIV Positive Boyfriend Is Molesting 8-Yr Old Son! [Video]
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Teen Slut Dancing Around in Bed Room in Different Outfits
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Lori Vargas and Trista Get It On
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Snake Bites Model’s Breast, Dies Of Silicone Poisoning – VIDEO
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MILF Has Fun with Her Toys – VIDEO
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Laura Lynn Playboy Coed of the Month
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Is This a Guy or a Girl I Can’t Tell
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Theresa Palmer is Stalk Worthy
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Car Jump FAIL – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Annie Flashes Her goods All Over Town
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Paola Shay is the Type of Girl That Would Never Fuck You Ever
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Flexible Junk in the Trunk
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Girl Scout Cookies I Wish Existed
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Minka Kelly And Rachael Taylor On Set Of ‘Charlie’s Angels’
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Vanessa Hudgens Has New Nudes?
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is A Less Trashy Looking JWoww
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Miley Cyrus Beats Up Paparazzi
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Britney Spears Naked Pics
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Some Daily Highlights…..

Snooki In A Bikini: Messing With Sasquatch
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Jenny McCarthy Big Tits In A Bikini
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Kate Middleton A Royal Ass
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Some Important things to do….

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TREAT YOURSELF……

Get This For Your Girl
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Get This for Yourself….
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2011

14

Mar

Leighton Meester Girl on Girl Bikini Pic of the Day

I make fun of Leighton Meester cuz she’s not that hot, she was raised by criminals, she got famous sucking the right dick, and eating the bottom feeding shit, including staring in fetish films and sex tapes….even though those are some of my favorite things…

Here are some pictures of Leighton Meester in a bikini getting close to one of her friends for twitter attention…cuz that’s what she’s good at…

Sure, I can’t see past the shit stain on her thigh, wondering where it is from….Is that a birthmark, a bathroom accident thanks to resort food, a battle wound from her porn/fetish career she had rising to Gossip Girl fame, maybe a scar from when her mom taught her prison tricks on how to get a head using her pussy and not getting caught, you know the secrets of the trade only learned living in the halfway house as a baby with some of the counties top prostitutes….

Either way, this girl on girl bikini party in public is weak …has shit on this girl on girl bikini party…

But I guess since this bitch is on TV, it gets bonus points…even though she knows how to hustle better than this…

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2011

14

Mar

Kate Middleton Royal White Bikini Pictures of the Day

I love white bikinis…they are always the most seductive bikini…they are usually the most sheer bikini and for some reason they are usually the bikini color that most easily allows me to focus on pussy definition….

This is Kate Middleton. She’s having the biggest deal wedding since Celine Dion and her child molesting neighbor. This is some Royal shit, legit Royal shit, none of that Hollywood Royalty shit, authentic Royal shit, not quite the same shit I’d fear would stain my white bikini if I drank the resort water…or got my Royal period that clearly isn’t enough of a fear to stop from showing the world my Royal pussy defininition…

She’s a big fucking deal….here’s her Royal body….in a Royal bikini doing Royal things…like absolutely nothing…cuz that’s what the Royal family is all about…the most overpaid unemployed do nothings stuck in a life of luxury in the world……Good times..

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Posted in:Kate Middleton

2011

14

Mar

Sarah Jean Underword in Shorts of the Day

I wonder what the most challenging part of her career was…

Getting naked in Playboy, like she was a common hot body trashy whore with fake tits, in exchange for stupid money that gave her the good life, or at least a life much gooder than her talentless ass deserved or expected, cuz she was should have been the top performing stripper in her community, but I guess she’s too good for that…..

OR… pretending to be Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend…you know letting the world think Ryan Searcrest crawled up these legs like the little money making monkey he is, when really he was locked in his basement jerking off to old pictures of him and Simon Cowell riding the waverunner together when they used to have something special..before they broke up and who really cares…here are her legs…for the sake of posting legs….

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2011

14

Mar

Jenny McCarthy in her Bikini of the Day

I know I make fun of Jenny McCarthy because she’s old. Because she’s annoying. Because she’s got a stupid loud face that used to irritate me despite how big her fake tits were or how naked she was on TV…she was like Jersey Shore in overrated back in the 90s. The even gave her her own horrible sitcom…all because she got naked in Playboy…it made no sense…

I know I make fun of Jenny McCarthy for having an autistic baby, or a polluted womb that makes autistic babies, not because I think anything is wrong with autism and at times think I may be autistic, but because I think it is funny to see people’s reaction of how heartless I am, when autism isn’t a real disease, it’s a fucking blessing that will leave her little baby the next Mark Zuckerberg….cuz people are idiots…

And now I know, fake tits age niceley…shit almost looks like they grew there on their own….

Lookin’ good McCarthy, as long as you’re in pictures and I don’t have to hear or see your bad comedy act…when you should just stick to getting naked and/or half naked.

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2011

14

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Walkin her Dog in a See Through Sweater of the Day

I’m still Amanda Seyfried’s unofficial fan club.

It’s got nothing to do with her bullshit career, from Mean Girls to Jennifer’s Body, see I use Wikipedia, it’s fully due to her nudity and sex scenes in Stripping Chloe .

Bitch is a fucking talent as far as I’m concerned and whether she’s boring or not in public, like she usually is, cuz she knows she’s got this thing on lockdown and doesn’t need to try to impress, cuz we’ll keep watching…

I think I can see through her sweater. Good Job. I feel like she’s doing it all for me…no I don’t. I’m not weird like that…I’m just weird enough to post pics of a bitch walking her fucking dog like some kind of creep…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

14

Mar

Hayden Panettiere is a Midget in a Dress of the DAy

Hayden Panettiere looks pregnant, but maybe she just let her massive Russian fighter boyfriend cum inside her and hasn’t squeezed it out yet, like the bitch I just spent 10 minutes watching in some creampie porn, as a reference point, to see if my scientific theory actually makes sense….then again, she is kind of a midget, and maybe she’s just eaten a jelly bean or some shit and her little midget stomach looks round and full, or maybe she’s got fat, but I prefer thinking it’s caused by her circus freak show sex….

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2011

14

Mar

Kelly Bensimon Muscles in Her Bikini of the Day

I can’t figure out what the hell I’m looking at, I just know it is in a bikini. It could have a great career as the monster in a horror movie, but instead it is just the rich ex wife of some rich fashion guy who clearly has too much money on her hand so that she can afford botox, plastic surgery, trainers, health food and not working to achieve everything that is wrong with the rich tropy wife life. You know using your looks to get you so much, and trying to hold onto those looks cuz they all you have going for you, and who really cares why this middle age rich ex wife comeback tour happened, I just know that whatever it is, it looks like it’s coming to eat my babies and it’s freaking me the fuck out.

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