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2019

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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It always sucks when you find out the coffee cup that you drink out of, that your neighbor gave you as a gift, because it says “World’s Biggest Asshole” out of it, wasn’t actually bought for you, but was instead what he used to jerk off into for a solid three years, until it would get filled to the brim, at which time he’d do a quick rinse…not a wash..but a rinse to start over again. I guess he was into seeing just how much seed he was spilling…a test of his testicles and prostate’s capabilities…all working together….as a cohesive team…that I unfortunately had no idea about and have been using for 2 years…until finding out this weekend when he walked by me and saw me with the cup and said “oh fuck, you actually use that cup I gave you”…to which I said “everyday”….thinking it was what someone who gifted you something want to hear…until he divulged a story after he calmed down from his manic laughing about how his cup was treated before it was gifted…a story no one ever gifted anything wants to hear….when it comes to things they eat / drink out of….

Life lesson, don’t trust an angry neighbor’s peace offering…and dont’ use that peace offering every day for two years…unless you’re into that kind of thing.

Inside the Eye of Hurricane Doria
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Joker Got an 8 Minute Standing Ovation
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Farrah Abraam – Fake Ass
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15 Year Old Likes Weed and Guns on Dr Phil
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Dude’s Backyard Roller Coaster
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Kevin Hart’s Major Back Injury Car Accident Pic – Crazy
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When all the MICS on iphone are taped Over – SIRI still Hears
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Dude Poses as a Cop to get Free Food
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Stranger Things Dude is Dating Lily ALlen
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Pranking People with Fake Weed
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Internet Gets Revenge
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2019

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the end of summer, everyone is going big to ring in the fall, for all that PUMPKIN spice…back to school…bullshit…

So if you’re going out there to rage for the summer that was, bring your consent forms and a witness…because girls are ready, all charged up, all fired up….to cry rape, to fit in with the rape storyline, aka…drunk sex they regret and can’t admit they were a part of cuz they are millennials…chasing for popularity on social media…one self hating selfie at a time….

That said, Is it still Burning Man? I used to fancy myself a burning man, because I would burn the pants of any girl I was fucking, so that she’d be forced to walk around my house with her pussy out, so that I can stare at her pussy….because that’s what I am into…pussy staring contests the one game I don’t feel like an asshole playing, and that I always win….even when I lose….at the pace society is going, be sure to find it at your local summer camp.

That said, Here are some stepLINKS…

Girl Recreates Simpsons in New Orleans Shot for Shot
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Jimmy Carter – Still Building Houses
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Kate Upton Fat Tits – But Not in a Good Way
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Zendaya and Euphoria Co-Star Nate – Are Fucking
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Trebek Can’t Die
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AOC talking About Diseases in Glaciers…
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Dog Tries Saving Life
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Spinning a Million Sparks
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Farrah Abraham Butt IMplants
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Weird See Through Outfit Looking Outfit
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Bull fighter Takes it to Crotch
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Britney Spears – New Brown Hair
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Worst Nude Cover
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Chinny Roof Collapse
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Daddario got a Dog…
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Creepy Dolls Caught Playing Dolls with Little Girls…
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TBT – Hillary Clinton – LESBIAN COW
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Hot Druggo VS Uber Driver
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Cops Give Suicidal Man a Smoke
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Roman pppp
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Red Carpet Nip Slip
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Robber Ignored
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scarjo weird stomach tattoo…
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9/11 Memorial Defaced
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Lost Phone Found
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I am Still Posting BJ Penn Hawaiian Street Fight
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Epic Backyard Slide
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Fucked Up Finishing Move I posted Yesterday
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Polanski Says Harrassers Don’t Know His Truth…
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Volcano Cloud of the Day
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TV Host Calls Co-Host a Gorrilla…By Accident and Makes an Annoying Apology
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The Judge Mathis Spit on Valet VIDEO…
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Suing After Legless Juggaless Ran him in a Golf Cart…
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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Rat Cow Fat Camel Toe
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Jasmine Sanders – Cleavage
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Selena Gomez Leggigns.
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Kristen Stewart Lesbian Dress
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MOnica Bellucci Old
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Mariah Carey Fat Tits
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Joey KIngs’ Hot Sister
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Charli XCX Big Tits Not Hot
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Rachel Bilson for the Paparazzi
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Katy Perry So Gross
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From stepSMUT!!

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My Tumblr Porn of the Day
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She’s got a Fear of FLying
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Slutty Changing Room Selfies
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Great Tits
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Sex with Daughter – Dumb Plot of the Day
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Drugged Up Freak
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Huge Titty Drop
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Stefani Naked in the Clouds!
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Pissing
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THICK FUCKIN GIRL…
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Pissing on a Homies hand to Keep Him Clean
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Cumming on Tarantulas….
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Thick Fat Ass
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Honey The Amateur…
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Naked in the Outdoors…
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Bright color Tits
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Big Vag
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Sad Life of a Teen Hooker
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Masturbating Babes
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Dominique Small Tits…
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Big Titty Drop
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Amateur Close Ups.
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Just a Creampie
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2019

Aug

Bebe Rexha Topless Labor Day of the Day

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Bebe Rexha, getting ready for Labor Day, by getting into some new age birthing position, like some home birth, water birth, kiddie pool in the backyard birth, only she’s old enough to be in menopause, but fat enough to be carrying twins, the world- so confusing.

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2019

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Slutty of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is still at it. This time with bra and panties and slutty tights or pantyhose that any and all pantyhose fetishists will appreciate….because even I get excited by pantyhose and have since the first time I fucked a secretary back in the 80s and got to rip a hole in them to get access to the cunt hole…only to be distracted by some horrible foot smell cuz I guess pantyhose, like dirty socks, get a fucking smell to them….

I think the highlight of the pic, beyond the old lady with a fit body being half naked is that glam team cuz you know she invests heavy into looking good….three people need to make her look good, and that doesn’t include trainers, dieticians, plastic surgeons, dermatologists, orthodontists…any and all professionals who hate the idea of aging, or looking like their normal self, cuz it’s a fake world full of fake faces, we all need to jump into…

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2019

Aug

Happy Birthday Cameron Diaz of the Day

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It’s Cameron Diaz’s 47th birthday…

I hate Birthday posts, I think I even ranted about it this week….but I guess I’ll make an exception like all the other sites do…in order to post her sluttiest or some of her sluttiest that she was involved in before turning 47….

I am actually surprised she’s 47, it feels like she’s been around for fucking ever, acting in all her Romantic Comedies, playing the same character…the hot chick love interest…and I’ve never hated her, not until she found a love story of her own starring one of the Good Charlotte Twin Sisters….which is totally fucking embarrassing no matter how good he treats her…he’s a walking mall ad from late 90s suburbia forever branded lame as fuck…but I guess these hollywood types like who they know, and who Paris Hilton took on a test run before landing up inside this one, creating a Crazy HYbrid Herpe…that has a mind of its own and is going to take out humanity as we know it.

POINT BEING she’s old, but retired before it was too late, and that is something other women should take note of, maybe mark in their diary, cuz social media is giving their afterlife, a second life, or half life…I can’t think of the life I’m looking for, in more ways than just finding the right word…but I guess Diaz has the life she’s looking for and it’s all thanks to being hot when she was younger…Yay Hot Chicks Getting Ahead for being Hot…

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2019

Aug

Katie Price On Another Level Topless Taped Up of the Day

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Katie Price is hilarious clickbait that I am surprised still exists, only because I never think of her or her clown tits she has been using to have a solid and lucrative career over the last few decades…despite them looking like they were bolted on by some blind flipper baby with no fingers, just a lobster claw, you know the time…

She’s clearly sized down, because the HUGE clown tits she had were no longer on trend, BUT, my take on the whole thing is that if you are going to get surgery, don’t be subtle about it, that’s fucking lame….you have to go as big, as silly, as you can. The damage to your body is the same, the amount of plastic leeching off the implants and being run through the blood stream is equally damaging, making the girls getting surgery for a natural look, more a joke than anything….we’re onto you and your half ass attempt…go big or go home…pussies.

Anyway, always a media whore, shameless whore, girl got her re-sized updated tits out there tanning for the paparazzi, making a solid commentary on society as a whole and I appreciate it…because she made it before social media…when other big tits were trying to get where she got but that didn’t have what it takes…making her top notch premium…

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2019

Aug

Oana Gregory Slutty of the Day

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Oana Gregory is Disney’s first Romanian Actress, which didn’t get as much hype as Disney’s first gay character, or Disney’s first black Mermaid, or really anything else Disney has done to be the United Nations of Politically Correct casting, so all kids feel included and left in…

I guess Romanians, get the short end of all sticks, looked down on for being Gypsies who train Bears how to Juggle….even though as Eastern Europeans, they can make as good of a soulless sex workers for rich guys as the next country in Eastern europe….you know because of their communist morals and values, from the whole waiting in the breadline only to realize there is no bread this week…or toilet paper…

What I am saying is that, so much good is going on in this…that we should be glad Disney gave this Romanian a chance instead of arresting her for her Gypsy shit…cuz she looks good.

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2019

Aug

That Dude Lea Michele Tits of the Day

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Lea Michele must be happy in Hawaii after learning of one of her TRANS co-conspirers is going to be running this year in the NCAA track and field, because women have been replaced by men who pretend to be woman, and the only thing an actual woman has going for her, is the ability to breed..make babies…as trans becomes more mainstream, fucking trans will be seen less as a gateway to homosexuality, and soon women and their pesky periods will be left in the dust….something Lea Michele’s been KNOWING for a long time..

I have a hard time believe Lea Michele doesn’t have a dick, and is on the tuck, but maybe she treated herself to a Bruce Jenner dick lob off with her GLEE money before deciding to fully commit as a woman…I don’t have the answers…I just know that even with her BOTOX face she purchased to come across hot…she looks like shit..or like EM RAT COW…that narrow-eyed rat face and adam’s apple scare me…whether she’s half naked or not…

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2019

Aug

Scarlett Johansson Back Tat of the Day

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON back tat is pretty much the single ugliest thing a celebrity that people have collectively decided is hot, even though I never fully bought into it, I always thought it was a lot of hype, has done to herself…

What the fuck in her rich as fuck, working actor, Jewish mind led her to get some dumb fucking graffitti that is more on the artistic level of a high school aged TAGGER writing dumb shit on a bush shelter, only in this case she’s the bus shelter….

It just makes no sense to me…

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2019

Aug

Vanessa Morgan Bikini of the Day

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VANESSA MORGAN is some fat fuck from Canada on Riverdale cuz it is shot in Canada and thus probably got the producers tax credit that Canadian tax payers funded so that we basically own this bitch….is engaged to an MLB player and she’s in a bikini…

The story behind this is comparing her paparazzi pics to her self produced photoshopped pics for social media…

Because entitled young people don’t even need fitness or diet to look good, they can just fake that shit…

It’d be nice to get every influencer in a room to pose next to their most liked and followed pics….in the same outfit for all to see reality versus their bullshit lie / fantasy. I don’t even think a stunt like that would change the public opinion, since EVERYONE is doing it, like women totally forgiving about other women faking it, pretending it is empowered…so all these average at best girls are getting seen, noticed, followed by pervert dudes…and thy aren’t nearly as great as they pretend to be..

So it’s OK for them to lie about their look, in their half naked posts, and it is okay for them to lie to themselves about their genders and all the other issues of the time, but it’s not ok to make fun of these liars…instead they call as misogynists or woman haters…

The problem with empowerment is that for every group you empower you are disempowering another group…take fat chicks for example…all wearing lingerie made for fatties and bikinis for fatties…like they can because I guess they can…all screaming about body positivity and empowerment and the media is embracing and loving the positive vibes of a fat girl wanting to be treated like a hot chick on social media in terms of attention and jobs…empowered to take a stand, or a sit if standing hurts the joints too much, by stripping down and trying to sell the idea that a belly hanging over a xxxxl thong is hot…I mean people have bought into stranger things before and as we know everything comes down to a good sales pitch…however all this empowering fat chicks, comes with a disempowerment of people who rightfully find fat chicks disgusting lazy pics who don’t take their health seriously and who have no self control or discipline and eat everything they can cuz it tastes so good…practicing no restraint because they are millennials all victims and restraint is a construct of the patriarchy in their retard minds. What I am saying is empowering one thing disempowers the other thing and one could argue, and I am, that I have the equal right to hate fat chicks and laugh at them for their fat girl in a thong comedy act…as they do to produce that fat girl in a thong while pretending it is empowerment when it’s really just attention seeking. Losers.

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