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2019

20

Aug

Bar Refaeli Got Fat of the Day

REMEMBER THIS VERY IMPORTANT FACT….

All Women Grow Into Their Tits….

It is so rare that a woman with D-Cup size tits stays skinny until menopause…they either breed and fall the fuck apart….you see them at walmart in their elastic waist band pants…or they spend their lives starving themselves and working out to offset the impending fact that their body will try to catch up to their tits.

Bar Refaeli the Victoria’s Secret titty model, with her big Jewish from Israel party tits, that Leo Dicaprio probably came on back when he was straight, before girls got boring to him, making her pretty fucking mainstream successful for those tits…but unlike other models, she got out before 30, so her gunt hanging over her bikini bottoms, her mom stomach hanging over her bikini bottoms are all good to me, cuz she’s not out there pretending to be a model still, she’s allowing the young girls to move in, while she sits on her pile of money, the way nature intended….it’s called getting old, it happens to all of us, we become fucking dinosaurs. I mean look at me, I still write this site, 15 years after the fact…when NO ONE goes to websites anymore…it’s easy to relate to the models who don’t want to give up….cuz I haven’t given up…but I only respect those who do give up…cuz they care about their image and know the time to pull the plug and that always impresses me.

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2019

20

Aug

Bella Hadid Blonde and Slutty of the Day

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Bella Hadid is out producing smut because when you’re the ugly sister, that has tricked the world into not thinking of her as the ugly sister, you know fully putting the blinders over all of us, the power of marketing, next thing you know they’ll tell you that fake food is good for you, forcing you buy it up until you die of fucking cancer, or they’ll tell you that smoking cigarettes is good for you, they’ll make it glamourous and all of us lemmings will be drawn to it like a MOTH to a Flame….we are idiots, who celebrate idiots…

Whenever I see an ugly girl marketed as a hot girl….I am reminded of my early pubescent years…when all the dudes in my class liked a monster. I found an old diary entry where I wrote some funny shit about not understanding why everyone liked the ugly chick and that I would pretend I liked her too, it was first year of high school and I was a fat immigrant new to the scene, I hadn’t fully got my bearings or my sea legs, to hate everything and become the terror I became. This was EARLY on….but like a fag pretending to be straight, I pretended the monster of a girl was hot, knowing I prefer actual hot chicks.

That is what Bella Hadid is to me…just broken down even with all the face injections….but at last she’s skinny and rocks a good waist to hip ratio…right.

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2019

20

Aug

JoJo Got Them Titties On of the Day

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JoJo may not have a career, or whatever career she does have is just an off-shoot of the career she once had as the most important Disney-type kid, who acted and sang and old perverts jacked off to…the career she’s got left is like trying to get pregnant from the cum in the resevoir tip of the condom long after the cum happened…you know years after….hoping one little sperm is hanging on….not that I expect you to know what a condom is…AIDS is a myth….or maybe her career is the equivalent of a shit stain from a great meal you left on your underwear in the corner of the room…16 years ago only to be found by your mom after you’ve died..along with all your pocket pussies….you know it’s not even the shit from that great meal…it’s the fucking remnants of that shit….but she’s made money, has money, and has tits…and tits…are tits..

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2019

20

Aug

Ashley Graham Totally Disgusting of the Day

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Ashley Graham is pregnant, in the event you didn’t think she was always pregnant, she just gives off those midnight snacking, eating for 2 or 3 vibes…

You know training for the day that she is actually pregnant and can take some fat girl fetish pics of various parts of her body to pretend she likes it or loves it…like her sloppy fat hanging off her ribs that humans aren’t supposed to have because it means you’re eating too many calories, a surplus, more calories than you need…..it’s unhealthy and her claiming to be healthy is negligent, bad marketing, a bad message to the kids, and now that she’s pregnant she’s gonna get a fuck of a lot fatter….and a lot more hype and PR cuz people like her so get ready for the gross sloppy obese pregnant chick fodder that is already begun.

Vile.

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2019

20

Aug

Josie Canseco Tight Leggings of the Day

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Josie Canseco is dating Brodie Jenner like she was his dad.

I don’t really know what that means, but I figure it’s not incest if your dad decides he’s a teen girl at 70 years old….and cuts his dick off, only to invert it, while jacking himself up on hormones, growing tits, he’s basically a new person….

That said, this is his new pussy while his old pussy is out on a Yacht with some Miley Cyrus because now hat she’s lost her “meal ticket” she’s gotta find a new one to get her some hype on social media because clearly she thinks she matters….

While Josie Canseco, the daughter of the Hooters girl that Jose Canseco knocked up is out here carving her own place in the world as the basic white girl, who looks like all the sorority girls around, as some sort of model….that I can’t imagine has any real influence, but the social media audience seems to commit to anyone with a famous relative.

This is her fitness leggings outfit all the ladies, even moms competing with their teen daughters wear….and it’s a good time.

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2019

20

Aug

Leann Rimes Bikini of the Day

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Leann Rimes is a good old fashioned home wrecker…

You know the kind of broken child star who was strategically placed into the country scene…shee had workd her way into the into the country music heart, so that when she went to LA, got Fake Tits, and figured out the LA life was better than the hick country life, so good that she got to wreck some homes with that set of fake tits….

The insurance policy was starting country. These are good wholesome American folk who are god fearing, of the church and figure if Christ can forgive so can they.

So everything she’s done, is almost like it never happened, she was essentially set for life, with their loving support…she could do fucking anything, and she did.

So her being a gutter, sex working looking, home wrecking, party slut with way too much money rolled off their backs and they will forever go see her in concert….lucky fucking girl…

So here is her fat ass cuz she’s old in a bathing suit.

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2019

20

Aug

Marta Gromova Naked of the Day

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Marta Gromova is still naked.

We’ve posted the 22 year old “Traveling photo model” before, assumed that she was a Russian sex worker with a dream, who figured getting naked on social media would give her that dream life and I assume that she’s always wanted, but the truth is that I know nothing about her and don’t really think any of us need to know anything about her, other than that she is the kind of girl who fits into the category of girl who knows if they get naked on the internet, they will find dudes to pay for their existences, you know to feel like they are supporting the cause and helping a set of tits they like, while the girls lazily mooch off these dudes to exist, in a transactional relationship that reminds us of sugar babies, cam girls, and really any girl who chooses to manipulate a man with her tits cuz men are easy to manipulate, and really what else are thy going to spend their money on….

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2019

20

Aug

Madison Beer Pussy Shorts of the Day

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You gotta appreciate what Madison Beer is up to in this picture, just living her life in an awesome fucking outfit, her ass dangling out of her shorts like some kind of harlot, but totally not seen as a harlot, because this is the style…

Leave your house right now, and you will see at least one young girl in an outfit like this, because girls are all fucking drones, like worker bees, trying to fight to the top of the hive, and they do it by being the exact fucking same.

So rare are we inspired by individualistic power women with their own style, their own ideas, their own voice, but instead bombarded by the same outfit, the same story, the same reason for being…where ever girl is the same…but their assholes, pussies and tits are different, so that we can treat them like the individual they pretend to be while doing the exact same thing as whoever they found on social media that they use as a coach…..

Not that I care, ass hanging out of shorts is glorious…

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Here she is in lingerie getting coffee and posing like she’s mocking or doing a parody of a model on the Fashion Week runways…but she’s being serious…cuz girls are just one big fucking parody…

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2019

20

Aug

Dude Tries to Stick Dildo in Ass…to Steal Dildo and Other Videos of the Day

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100 Person Brawl

Lucky Dude of the Day

Man VS Man with Baby

Bored on a Motorbike

Bikini Bottle Challenge in Brazil

Stealing in Church

Sword Pulled in Suburban Fight

Coast Guard Takes Out Zodiak

Woman Burried Kid’s Soiled Diapers at the Beach

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

20

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night was being stuck in a pharmacy during a power failure last night…where I was forced to wait inside for 20 minutes with a couple of girls who were buying Plan B, and Old lady with cancer, a black dude with his rich white girlfriend who was using him to get her parents mad, and I guess who he was using for a Range Rover to drive her around in, and the whole thing didn’t end in lifelong friendships, it ended with me failing at stealing opiates to sell on the street at a profit because I am not a very enterprising person….so as it turns out being stuck in a place with strangers is always more fun in the movies….cuz in real life….being held against your will…locked in a place is hell…unless those Plan B shoppers were down to demonstrate why they needed that Plan B in the first place…probably from a TIKTOK mishap…there was no point to it….or to this post. I got nothing.

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DMX and FIance Broke Up Only for him to Propose Again. Weird
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Margot Robbie Looks 45
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Impatience of the Day
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Kids Sexually Harassing a Woman on TikTok
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Maxine Waters Buys Book off Homeless People she’s Exploiting and Asked for Change…
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Name Fail of the Day
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