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2019

Aug

Jewel Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Jewel

Jewel may be 50 fucking years old and a bad memory of 1994 when she first hit the scene with music that I guess was relevant at the time….

She’s debatably always been a slut, so this video of her doing weird titty fitness is bringing out her “I live in a car and I’ll do anything for a warm shower” attitude.

Because her story in the 90s was that she was an Alaskan singer/song writer who lived in her car while playing coffee houses in exchange for food along the west coast, only to b discovered by someone who was willing to give her a warm shower and market thee fuck out of her creating a money making machine….

All thanks to being the hot enough chick living in a car for some pervert in LA to scoop up and turn into a “singer songwriter” of the time..

Now, all these years later, Jewel is making fetish videos like it was still 1992 and she was saving my soul…or trying to find someone to save hers by using her for money….getting her rich in the process so it’s all worked out for everyone, even you, cuz you get to jerk off to old lady Jewel doing whatever this is, right now, and it’s offensive cuz she labels her friend “GAY BESTIE”….when we’re not allowed to call people by their sexuality. It’s a hate crime.

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2019

Aug

Dua Lipa Hard Nipples of the Day

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Dua Lupa obviously saw Dove Cameron’s post and brought out the nipple…..cuz it is empowering or some bullshit that makes for a great excuse, almost seemingly intellectual and intelligent excuse to pull your titties out the way nature intended it….

NOT THAT YOU EVER NEEDD AN EXCUSE…

The no bra movement makes sense to me, I haven’t worn pants in years….clothing is constrictive so strapping up into some torturous titty holder that reminds me of bondage or medieval times torture device seems like a crazy fucking thing to do voluntarily….

It is the first piece of clothing I’d drop if I could…GET ME OUT OF THESE STRAPS AND BOUNDS….but then again I’m not a Tranny Fuck who craves the bra cuz my estrogen is kicking in…

I do like that the dropping of the bra is a political thing, that makes for nice conversation when you make that move – tits out – for the internet to rejoice about your tits the way you like your tits to be celebrated…while pretending it’s for feminism or some other concept you’d learn at college level Women’s Study classes.

Straight from the slums of instagram softcore porn comes a popstar self produced tit pic cuz it’s the style and trend with purpose…and that purpose you don’t need to wait for the leaked nudes as these self starting bother feeders are giving us what we want…

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Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2019

Aug

Cara Delevingne Naked of the Day

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Cara Delevingne boring way to start the blogging day…

Either I’m jaded, desensitized, which I was 15 years ago when I started this site and have yet to be inspired or impressed with the shit pop culture brings us….or this photoshoot sucks, because it does nothing to me….inside my core being…

I know I am typically indifferent, jaded and desensitized, and I don’t really care about any of this and never have but I’ve been doing it daily and see it as a nice opportunity to call out these idiots as scams, or hacks, for the inconsistent bullshit they market to us.

In Cara’s case, she had rich parents who helped them go viral on the internet….allowed her to go
to all the best parties and sign up with the cool people and thus becoming cool to a bunch of fucking losers like Cara did…

But it’s like none of that even matters….cuz what’s going on in this shoot is so fucking boring…you can’t even get mad or annoyed about the lesbian for the Media and attention that scenester girl is….we call this “so boring that even when getting naked for attention is boring”….

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2019

Aug

DRUNK PUBLIC PISS and Other Videos of the Day

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Street Fight with MMA

Fly Matador

Crane Fail

Drunk Driver VS Toll Booth

Octopus on Leg….

Andy Dick Gets Punched

Fail of the Day

Trialer Drift

Angry Man at the Carnival

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was at the pharmacy shopping for pee pads for my diabetic and lazy wife, when some Em Rat Cow looking troll bitch in a crop top and see through skirt that she bought off instagram cut me off with her shopping cart, making me think bitch is in a rush to get Plan B because dude just busted in her and she’s not ready to be a “mommy blogger” with the family content, she’s still primed, slutty and eager to post the nudes…so it’s gotta be a rush to get some Valtrex or other anti-viral meds to make her herpes go away before her nude shoot….or maybe she was keen to get some laxatives to thin out, some enemas for anal…..or some make-up to contour her face like a kardashian….

But it was to fill it up with cans of Perrier. It was a Perrier emergency…a classy sparkling water emergency….to stay hydrated but based on her look, I am not convinced that Perrier can wasn’t going to be her co-star in a Perrier Porn ad – now that Porn is mainstream – featuring a “how many cans can I fit in my asshole” cam girl show…and this girl looking all Em Rata Instagam was that girl.

But then again, whenever I look at any woman, I think of the things she’s inserted into he asshole…

Here are some stepLINKS stomp the yard.

Leader of the Straight Pride Coalition Calls His Own Group Racist
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Tax Evaders of the Day
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BULLY of the Day
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Girl in the Sheer See Through
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How Items are Destroyed at the Airport
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Mister West Virgina Reaction Video
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WWII Field Kitchen Overview
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Epstein’s Island Compound Gets Raided
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Kate Upton is Busted
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PIZZA Fail
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Neck Fail…
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Weird Fake House in NYC
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2019

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if I am the leader of an incel community of woman hating perverts who can’t get laid….

Then I remember I’m not a leader of anything. In order to lead you need followers and as per my social media…and pretty every aspect of my life – I have no followers….

So instead I’ll just remain in this delusion that this site caters to the elite who will fuck anything because we can, but will call out the celebrities for being “whatever” and “overrated” or ugly or having fat toes, hairy nipples, diaper rash, a shitty face injected muppet looking face.. in that particular moment, cuz they are overly hyped, over paid and have inflated egos cuz they think they “made” it, but they actually fucking suck and represent all that is bad in society…while thinking they are an elite part of society like we are elite perverts…..

What I am saying is that there are hotter girls half naked in the park right, in shorts too tight, shirts too see through, nipples too hard thanks to empowered feminism….so get to the park….not that you’re allowed 250 feet from a park….you sick fuck….

Either way…LINKS….

Porn Chick Mia Khalifa Only Made 12k in Porn cuz Porn Girls Don’t Get Paid Shit
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Kate Upton Gross with her Big Tits in a Magazine
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Bully Spits on Kid with Broken Arm
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Andy Dick Gets Knocked Out
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T-Pain Burnt Through 40 Million
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New Addams Family Trailer
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Taylor Swift Showing Off her Fat Legs
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Formerly Transgender Man Now Identifies As A Genderless Alien
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How Illegal Items Are Found And Destroyed At JFK Airport
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Overstock CEO Says Bill Bar will Expose Biggest Scandal in History
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Odell Beckham Jr’s Gay Pic
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Katy Perry Accussed of Sexual Assault
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Cat Loves Spaghetti
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Fast Acting Bus Driver Saves Kid’s Life…
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Jade Thirlwall Shares Image of her Nipples in a Sheer Top
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Bella Thorne in a Pink Bikini Nipple
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Drake Continues to be Lame as Fuck
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Bernie Sanders Says Climate Change is a Bigger Threat than Al Qaeda – Because It Is…
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Comedian Makes Fun of Hands with a Dude with Mutated Hands….
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Ultimate West Virginia Man Reacts To Watching A Tree
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The Joe Biden Gaffes
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Massive Explosion in Russian Army Warehouse…
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Oblivious Woman Steps Off Bus While It’s Still Moving
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The Chris Cuomo Brawl….
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Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s Inspirational Speech
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350000 people want Joe Rogan to Moderate the Presidential Debate
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Entitled Cunt of the Day
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Old Lady VS Kamala Harris
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IMDB Panders to LGBTQ
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Alexis Ren – Cleavage
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GIRLS TO FUCK …
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SMOKE THAT FROZEN PIPE TO STAY COOOL….
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TOP RATED DEVICE To Smoke Extracts
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Courtney Stodden – Bikini Goddess
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Nathalie Emmanuel Hot Bating Suit Ass on a Boat
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Hendricks Huge Tits
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Tasya Teles Bikini
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Kate Upton at the Today Show
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Kate Upton in a Magazine
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Kate Moss Bikini
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Julianne Hough – Slutty Mormon
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Emma Watson in Black at the Hospital – I Bet Herpes Outbreak Wizard Shit
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Marla Sokoloff big Tits
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Melissa Benoist in Brentwood
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Hudgens Bikini Ass
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From stepSMUT!!

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Tumblr Porn of the Day – TUMBLR Is Perverted…
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Restaurant Flashers
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Hot Slutty Amateur
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Sloppy Monster Tits
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My Kind of Distracted Driver
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Pig Riding a Dick….
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The Ultimate in Crack Whores
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Nastya Pussy
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Hot Body Strip
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Naked Tanning
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Titty Jiggle Time
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Two Fingers in One Asshole
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A Whole Bunch of Great Asses
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Allie Leggett Hot Nude photoshoot.
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Pussy and Flowers
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Still Traumatized from this Piss Video
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Booty Walk
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Girl Just Wanna Fuck…
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2019

Aug

Dove Cameron Hard Nipple Role Model of the Day

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Dove Cameron posted this shit set to some dumb as fuck feminist quote as an excuse to post this shit in a you don’t need an excuse to post this shit girl…just keep up the good work….nipples…like she was Jen Aniston on Friends back in 1993…50 fucking years ago…nipples ain’t a feminist thing but they are HOT…..

As you’d expect, these nipples inspired other nipples…just read the silly comment on one of these pics….good work girls…keep things empowered!!

Here you can see girl gotta give a full bodied shot to let you know she’s serious about this whole feminism thing….

Let’s hope the next stop her big old bush…stay tuned to find out if the carpet matches the drapes….

Point being….Ya girl BEEN slutty..
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2019

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless Again of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted this caption to the above pic:

Come meet me at the grove tomorrow!!! 7 pm come hear me read new parts of my book

Which is exactly what you’d think she was promoting, her ability to read a best selling book she wrote, when she can barely write instagram captions, because the quality people, especially young people, seek in content they digest is pretty fucking superficial…they don’t look for quality, thought provoking, inspiring…they want fast food and clickbait put together by some molested Disney Kid who is trying to be the voice of a generation, even though I’m sure a lot of her generation don’t give a fuck about her hacking up their scene….while a lot of other ones do care cuz they want IG followers and envy her for her reach…because none of these people have any depth, they are too busy staring at themselves in mirrors…they just want to be part of things that make them look cool. They want to buy shit they can’t afford to look cool, go places others go to look cool, and it’s a whole keeping up with the Kardashians that I expect will end eventually…they can’t keep this lie going forever…

Bella Thorne gets a lot of hype cuz she gets naked enough to matter but not enough to get fired from the mainstream and with that she’s riding high, making lots of money to feed her broken girls soul, and eventually this too will crash and burn…cuz it’s boring…and we’re all ready for something less disgusting, new, fresh, that doesn’t look like it smells like piss and feces…as this looks like it smells like piss and feces..

If I had to describe Bella Thorne as a place, it would be Truck Stop Bathroom after a horrible accident that caused huge traffic on the day the Janitor called in sick.

Here she is in a short dress..

Here is her “ex girlfriend” Tana Mongeau being slutty..

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2019

Aug

Diane Kruger Naked of the Day

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Here’s Diane Kruger cheating on Joshua Jackson…what a whore…

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2019

Aug

Bebe Rexha Slutty of the Day

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Bebe Rexha posted this picture with some empowering bullshit line, that’s her angle, it needs to be her angle, she’s fat and old, what other angle can she take, other than being empowered in who she is, and what better way to do that than with her fat mom aged gun hanging out of the sides of her bikini bottoms…gross…keep that saggy beer belly of an upper pussy to your damn self grandma…

ANYWAY…she posed this pic saying “Dedicated to the music exec who said she is too old to be sexy”….because I guess sexy to her is defined by putting up pics of yourself in your underwear…with an inspirational quote that the patriarchy is trying to bring girls down…girl power…to fish for girls to say “you’re so sexy”….in some weird egotistical nonsense…

She went onto tell a story about how the exec said her “brand” was confusing, because it is….and there were a lot more words I didn’t read because the fact this bitch has a platform to preach her nonsense is what is wrong with America…

She did say she is tired of women being labeled as “Hags” when they reach a certain agin I guess she’d prefer to be called “Fatty with the drying up uterus”….

Sexy is more than nudes on instagram and I have a feeling NO ONE told BEBE REXHA the storyline she’s pretending happened to make her NUDE seem less desperate.

Garbage.

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