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2011

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

My TWITTER is where I write all the useless ramblings that used to go here. I figure give it to the billion dollar corporations instead of saving it here on my web diary of love. Lose it amongst the clutter of a million idiots running off their mouths about nonsense, instead of internalizing it here until my site gets shut down and deleted…which will probably be around the same time twitter shuts me down….I can never win.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Amber Heard Something Something…I’m Not Sure WAIT WHAT LESBIAN?!
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Ryan Phillippe Slid it in Rihanna Cuz He Likes Farm Animals…..Proof.
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Hood Rat
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Irina Shayk’s Supermodel Legs
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Katy Perry is a Fucking Joke and Her Show is a Sham – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Women From Mississippi
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Stripping in Mom and Dad’s Kitchen (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The Best Type of Vacation is One Where You Know You Will Get Laid
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WWE Divas: The Hottest 25 Photos of Torrie Wilson
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Cam Girls Who Give You a Proper Show
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Because Who Doesn’t Like Playing With Toys?
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Cindy Crawford and Her Tits Are Amazing
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s in a Bikini Because It’s a Slow Day
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Antonia Iacobescu, Monica Pietrasinska, Esti Ginzburg, Gregori Dora, Caroline Winberg and Lindsey Vecchione Oh My
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KFC and Cockaroaches Go Hand in Hand, No?
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I Like Hearing Cameron Diaz Say Fuck – VIDEO
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Lake Boat Dancing FAIL (NSFW)
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Marisa Miller is Nipply
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Meet Abella Anderson. Oh Man
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Candice Swanepeol – Victoria’s Secret Swimwear Catalogue
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Lizzy Has a Hairy Bush
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Jesikah Maximus Doesn’t Get That Name for Nothing
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Unwrap Maria Millions
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Arab Babe With a Hot Ass in Lace
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Ivy and Friend Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Kelly Divine Pornstar Interview – A Divine Time With A Divine Gal (NSFW)
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Yeah I’d Bang Elisavbetta Canalis Even when She Looks Slobby Like This
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Bubbly Brunette Has Some Alone Time on Camera
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BLAKE GRIFFITH WILL SLAM DUNK IN YOUR FACE – VIDEO
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I Always Fall For Redheads
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Minka Kelly Looks Hot After a Workout
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So That’s What Happens when You Set Of 32 000 Firecrackers – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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No On is Better Than Barbra Walters At Letting Her Inner Cunt Shine Through – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Victoria Moore – VIDEO
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Nude Photos of Eva Mendes Are Missing
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And MORE Minka Kelly
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Striptease of the Day
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

MIDNIGHT UPDATE – MIDNIGHT UPDATE – MIDNIGHT UPDATE

Lindsay Lohan Pre Jail Cleavage
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Selena Gomez Small Cleavage Is Perfect For Asian Men
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Hayden panettiere Has A Face Only A Dog Could Love
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Minka Kelly See Through Tank Top And Sweet Ass
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I’m Pretty Sure Tony Parker Is Banging These 3 Bitches
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I Want To Put My Cock Between These Ass Cheeks…
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Everyone – Click On This Link – For Sexy Fuck Filled Travel
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

23

Feb

Kim Kardashian Sues Old Navy cuz Melissa Molinaro is Hotter than Her of the Day

I’ve been trying to have sex with Melissa Molinaro for a long time. She never answers my calls or my emails when I demand she flies me to wherever she’s at, which is pretty expected because I am creepy, but that doesn’t mean that our love isn’t pure or real…as far as I’m concerned…there is no love this pure…mainly because one-sided love is all I know…

That said, I first started touching myself to this amazing creature when she was on Pussycat Dolls Search for the Next Doll TV Show….that I watched religiously, cuz I like seeing young girls dance….especially her….I didn’t watch her on Making the Band cuz Aurbey O’Day and Diddy fucking made me feel uncomfortable……..

Now I’m touching myself to her cuz she’s hitting the news cuz Kim Kardashian is complimenting herself by saying she is suing Old Navy for using an impersonator to represent Kim Kardashian in their latest campaign called “Cute”….when clearly if Kim Kardashian looked this good, she would have made 250,000,000 dollars instead of the 65,000,000 she came home with….you know cuz fat girls never get as much love as skinny girls….and I guess the good news in all this is that she’s gonna make my woman a fucking star she deserves to be….thanks Kim Kardashian for being fucking uselful for a change.

I asked Melissa…..


Are you traumatized by Kim Kardashian’s recent attack against you via Old Navy, because she knows you are hotter than her?

This is what she said:

DSF I don’t know that I would use the word “traumatized” to explain my reaction to the news regarding the Old Navy commercial. I am grateful to have worked with Old Navy on this project and while I don’t personally think I look like Kim others obviously do. She is a beautiful woman in her own right and I will take the comparison as a compliment…as well as your quote!

I hope Melissa sues Kim Kardashian back for the defamation, cuz being compared to Kim Kardashian, despite Melissa’s typical girl answer, is in fact insulting….

Melissa, I love you.

Kim Kardashian, you gotta relax on the lawsuits you fucking pig of a human, go role around in your money like it was shit and you were at the barn you belong in, you urinal to black men everywhere cunt.

Posted in:Melissa Molinaro

2011

23

Feb

Karissa Shannon Whores Out in Leggings of the Day

Karissa Shannon and her twin who doesn’t matter because she was just her sidekick she used to get noticed before taking her career by the reigns of being irrelevant by releasing a sex tape with a black dude and staging endless paparazzi shots cuz I guess getting on blogs gets her off…or maybe because she thinks it is actually working for her…and that more and more fame is coming her way…especially now that no one even knows her sisters name…other than the novelty act that got them into Playboy…something all twins try to break free from when coming up and becoming their own person…especially when the other sister is the more secure one cuz daddy always said he loved her in the trailer park late at night when he was drunk and thought no one else was listening, especailly not Karissa, who clearly developed a complex.

This is not a psych lesson. this is about twin ass in leggings so look at it in the leggings cuz it’s awesome…especially compared to their white trash faces….

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2011

23

Feb

Minka Kelly is a Sweatpant Slut of the Day

I still don’t know who Minka Kelly is, but I did just google her and found out that her mom was a stripper who got knocked up by an Aerosmith guitarist, had her and raised as a single stripper mother, who I can only assume spent her life looking for another rockstar to knock her up, but wh only this time, who will answer her calls, or maybe sweep her off her stripper feet into the life of rockstar luxury….Groupies are hilarious, especially when they are strippers, who bring the baby to life instead of aborting them like all the other pregnancies, knowing there is hope dude will come back after the one night stand to save them….in some kind of fantasy that only strippers have…..and that makes her amazing….

Here she is walking around in sweatpants like a college girl late for class and as far as I’m concerned, her 30 year old ass is looking alright….

Here are her short overrated legs from some new Charlies Angels movie since Hollywood has no more ideas but figure the rest of the cast are in there late 40s and there’s nothing hot about the den mother,if anything, she’s a fucking downer….

Posted in:Minka Kelly

2011

23

Feb

Mandy Moore is Happy in Tight Pants of the Day

It’s nice to see Mandy Moore out smiling in the sunshine as she walks down the street like her boyfriend isn’t dead. It’s nice to see quick a bitch forgets DJ AM after dude had a drug overdose, even though they were already broken up, she should still be mourning, I’m talking black veil like an Italian widow waiting to die to be meet her man in heaven, but instead she’s all bubbly and shit, like she didn’t feel they were soulmates, like she just had him inside her like she has every man inside her, without any emotion…but I could be reading into this too much…you know I know nothing about Mandy Moore, other than that she’s large hipped, has weird virgin loser fans that won’t let go and accept thae fact that her career hardly exists anymore, and that she could have saved DJ AM, if she really wanted to and he could be DJing all the Oscar parties he used to…but instead he’s dead…as she smiles in her tight pants….disgusting…

Posted in:Mandy Moore

2011

23

Feb

Woman Wrecks Towing Company and Attacks TV Reporter of the Day

I already did the stepNEWS today, but this was just sent in and is amazing…..some chick goes nuts cuz of her towing bill….I guess this recession’s got people going crazy over 200 dollars or maybe it’s just Detroit trying to remind people how ghetto they are in response to the Eminem Superbowl Ad of lies…..bitch is clearly ghetto and fucking crazy…No racist….Her kid screams while momma loses her fucking shit and destroys a towing company…I find these videos totally inspiring….you know gives me confidence in the human condition….Next Level Amazing…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

23

Feb

Kelly Osbourne Photoshopped For Madonna of the Day

I remember hearing that Madonna’s youth clothing line was going to use Kelly Osbourne as the model, and I thought it was funny, because Kelly Osbourne is neither an idol to the youth, nor model worthy….If anything, she’s fucking disgusting even with the Dancing the the Stars weight loss…so I knew she’s aggressively be photoshopped in some Old Navy caliber creative direction…and the only message I hope this gives the youth that are going to be spoon fed this shit is that being fat is bad, starve yourself and if starving yourself doesn’t work, replace food with crystal meth and cigarettes….because I don’t want the shift in morals that leads to a love for porn, dick sucking, group sex and exhibitionism that’s happened to our youth over the last few years thanks to celebrity sluts go to waste or be spoiled by a pig disguised as a human…what a joke….

Here are the pics of the campaign…masturbate to them…it may make you last longer than usual…you know like a challenge for even the biggest chronic masturbating pervert who can cum to anything…Is there an app for that?

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2011

23

Feb

Brooklyn Decker’s Ugly Face at Some Movie Premiere of the Day

No matter how many appearances these idiots make, and no matter how many times I post the pictures of those appearances, it will never make the movie they are hustling as hard as they can any good….If anything, it reassures the fact that it is just something Adam Sandler ejaculated months ago and happened to stumble upon the used condom where he squeezed out what hadn’t evaporated to try to conceive a half retarded baby in exchange for cold hard cash….This is mainstream Hollywood smut at it’s finest…attached some names, hire the paparazzi to shoot behind the scenes, pretty much whore it to the press, create premieres in every city, tricking the average into thinking this is next level…..but no one cares about that. We like the manufactured crap. We are American and we eat it all up all day….So I’ll just do what I set out to do and post the pictures to prove that Brooklyn Decker is not hot…when clothed, you see her true colors and unfortunately for her, those true colors are an ugly fucking face. Good times.

Here’s Aniston doing some slapstick 3 stooges shit – cuz that’s what her life has become as a spinster…

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker

2011

23

Feb

Amber Rose Bottom Feeding for Attention in a Tight Dress of the Day

I thought the more I ignored Amber Rose the sooner she’d disappear. But I was wrong. She’s got an in with rapper cock, thanks to Kanye West, that will keep her groupie, low level, pathetic at best pussy around for as long as she keeps going out in tight clothes and releases nude pics and videos…

Totally uninteresting. Totally not hot. Totally obvious. Totally boring. Yet I feel compelled to put her pictures up when she’s dressed like this, you know crying for attention…cuz I like these bottom feeding cunts and their rapper fucking pussies when they are out looking for as much fame as they can get cuz they got bit by the fame bug back when they managed to pretend to be Kanye’s girl despite Kanye being gay…..

I also realize that in the grand scheme of things, my site’s not powerful enough to make anyone disappear, except maybe me, cuz I’m starting to get bored of it…but then again I’ve been saying that for 7 years.

Posted in:Amber Rose