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2011

27

Jul

Annalynne McCord in a Catsuit of the Day

The good thing about a catsuit is also the bad thing about a catsuit and that is that you can pretty much see every fold and curve a bitch has going for her…or has doesn’t have going for her cuz she’s fat..

Sure this bitch isn’t fat….but she might as well be cuz she’s as useless as a fat chick…I mean sure she’s hotter to watch in clothing that touches her legs, pussy, asshole, nipples, tits, all at the same time, in the dirtiest article of clothing ever…but all I see is some circus freak in action …and a fat chick doing this same hustle in the same clothing..would probably be more entertaining…all struggling to get up and panting and shit….

Either way….this is her ass…..take it in cuz it won’t be long before you don’t even remember who she is or whether she actually ever existed…which I guess is the downside of being a stain on the bottom corner of the TV industry who sneaked her way on set cuz no one really noticed….cuz no one ever notices her…except when she opens that annoying mouth….who cares.


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2011

27

Jul

Vanessa Pudgens Pumping Gas of the Day

Here’s a probably pregnant Vanessa Hudgens pumping her own gas like some kind of migrant worker…..and not like a Disney star…or lady who takes nude pics of herself she is….but I guess to some people this is porn…so she’s keeping up with that…cuz it is her deal….

Watching girls pump gas is a fetish for some old timers who remember a time when there were no self serve stations and the idea of a babe on the pump was things for the porno films…cuz it just never happened…you were usually faced with some grease monkey mule with big dirty hands leaving oil stains on your change….at least that’s what my friend who specifically moved into a shitty apartment next to the gas station and set up a telescope for masturbation purposes tells me…It’s all the bending, reaching, getting dirty, working that takes him far away from a place where women were useless and everything but housework and blowjobs….

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2011

27

Jul

Geri Halliwell is Elegant and Classy of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Geri Halliwell or as some like to call her Ginger Spice or at least what is going on with her face in these pictures…but I do know that she looks all haggard and useless and emaciated like an ex stripper on dexatrim…oh right because she is an ex stripper….who may or may not be on dexatrim….because there was a time she was fat and now she’s not….not that it matters…..these pics suck…I prefer her when she’s flashing tit….

But here are her pics anyway, you know since I’m the president of her unofficial fan club that I just started cuz I got nothing else going on…

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2011

27

Jul

Kelly Rowland Bottom Feeding of the Day

I am not posting these pics – I am posting them because I like watching bitches bottom feed…You see Kelly Rowland was a star once…one of the three girls of Destiny’s Child, selling albums, living the life…and then one day….the lead Beyonce said “fuck this shit, and these latch on bitches, I’m gonna go blossom on my own cuz I’m a goddess”….thanks to too much positive affirmation and an ego….doing everything in her power to overshadow the other girls..leading to Kelly Rowland buying fake tits and now buying a clay hand mold at Planet Fucking Hollywood…I’m talking PLANET HOLLYWOOD to immortalize and eternalize her fucking life in music while promoting her next solo album no one will buy….fuckign amazing….on so many levels….

But in her defense, at least she gets the risiduals from her previous career cuz this new one’s going no where….

Now maybe she should show us her vagina…cuz that wet fleshy hole…no matter what it looks like….or how meaty it is…keeps every single girl alive at least semi relevant…True story…

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2011

27

Jul

Katie Holmes Hot Photo shoot of the Day

I don’t know what Katie Holmes is shooting for but I assume it is American Apparel…you know the creepy pics the owner shoots of his staff after making them dildo fuck themselves to orgasm in exchange for a campaign starring them…every girl’s dream…

I am a fan of the tube top bikini top you see the hipster bitches in sheer tank tops rocking under their tank tops to prevent the world from seeing their hipster nipples at least when they aren’t real hipsters, cuz real hipsters just don’t give a fuck, it’s part of the hipster way, and nipple is just high fashion and next level, or some other weird artist shit I don’t mind, cuz it leads to me being flashed when I leave the fucking house thanks to this American Apparel generation…..the gap gone 70s porn…good market it to be in…I’m just blown away everytime I see mothers and daughters shop there together….

Either way, Katie Holmes is a brainwashed bitch and that in and of itself, is pornographic, with or without tube tops.

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2011

27

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is fucking amazing…it’s a real son of a gun…I want to be a son of gun,…what the fuck is a son of a gun…

On a side note a girl on facebook wrote “So, running is hard” and I responded “So is running hard”….you see what I did there…took her statement, used the words, made it seem like a response, only better….and my genius didn’t make her panties wet….

Now back to the stepNEWS….that is fucking amazing…that is a real son of a gun…..I mean a naked man and an iguana and an angry son just fucking rapes my mind it’s so good….but so is the couple who fucked in a public pool for over half an hour..watch…

Reporter Attacked On Live TV
Reporter Chris O’Connell was attacked on live TV by the son of a man charged in a bizarre animal cruelty case involving a naked man and an iguana in Philadelphia.

Police: Sex Club Posed as Church
A judge has closed down an establishment Dallas police call a sex club run by a man who calls it a religious ministry.

Disabled Man Assaulted Over Parking Spot
A Massachusetts elected official allegedly assaulted a disabled man over a parking spot.

Police: naked vandals arrested
Last week after leaving O’Maddy’s Bar in Gulfport Beach, two men were arrested for disorderly intoxication because they were walking home naked. But police say they did a lot more than just that.

Man Lived with Corpse for Months
Mesa Police say they have arrested a man suspected of killing his girlfriend and living with her body for more than two months.

Serial Butt Slasher in VA
Someone has been slashing women in the buttocks at upscale shopping centers in Northern Virginia.

Couple arrested for sex in swimming pool
An Indiana couple caught doing the nasty in a public pool have turned themselves in. Victoria Cross and Myron Helms were spotted by dozens of onlookers – including children – as they had sex for at least a half hour at the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center last Monday.

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2011

27

Jul

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up…drunk on cough medicine…but I don’t have a cold…gangster.

I had a handful of amazing things I wanted to contribute to society today…but I forgot them all.

The highlight of this hangover so far….when my dog accidentally licked my dick when I was taking a shit.

It wasn’t erotic and it didn’t even feel good…but It was still more enjoyable than when my fat wife tries to assault me….cuz when you get her weight on top of you…there’s no turning back…you’re officially owned until she’s done…like some kind of horrible horror movie that is my life….good times.

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25 Biggest Sports Stars of Past 25 Years
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Kristina Rose is One Hot Porn Star
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Adriana Lima in a Bikini
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Falling Snake Prank – VIDEO
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Girl With Big Pussy Flaps Shaves Her Vadge
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Posted in:MHD

2011

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The only bitches I get any love from are facebook spammers, AIM spammers and even a fucking BBM spammer. It’s like I don’t know what is so alluring about me, but the bitches come in fucking flocks, I just need to visit their profile and send them some money to fly them to me after I fall in love or some shit….

I mean unless you count the girls in the park tanning in their bikinis that I creep on getting love…in which case I get love everytime I leave my house – which as an agoraphobic with no oney – is about once a day for 4- 11 minutes so the dog can piss.

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Some Drunk Idiot Passed Out on a Toilet
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Some Hot Bar Refaeli Bikini Pics…
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Gene Simmons Proposes To Shannon Tweed
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Somewhere Over the Rainboy the Stripper Version
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Okay I Know This Isn’t Tits or Ass But Brad Pitt’s Wax Statue is Creepy as FUCK
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Leighton Meester Beat Her Mom With A Bottle
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Live Sex Shows You Will Love, I Promise
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Drunk Golfer FAIL – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “Crazy, Stupid, Love” Actress Analeigh Tipton
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Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Elisha Cuthbert vs. Maria Menounos
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Amy Winehouse Bought Cocaine, Heroin, Ecstasy and Ketamine The Night She Died
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Free Cam Shows Because You Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie
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She’s Toying Her Wet Pussy on a Web Cam
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Some Smoking Hot Poked Babes
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Penny Lancaster BIG Nipples In See Through Dress
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Mariah Carey is Fucking Pathetic
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I Wanna Be All over Kate Beckinsale and Her Body Double
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Girls As Young As 7, Taught To Pole Dance
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Cameron Diaz is Fucking Terrifying
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Get a Load od Alie
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Sesame Street Does the Beastie Boys – VIDEO
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The Girl or the Car? Take Your Pick
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2 Hot Sluts Are Better Than One
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Bad Girls Club Fight – VIDEO
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Check Out This Slutty Piece of Trash From Comic-Con
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Sofia and Koshka Get It On
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Anna Paquin Panty Upskirt
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio
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Amateur on the Fucking Machine
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Lily Aldridge – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Hipster Hottie is Laid Out
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some Denise Richards, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kristin Cavallari Is Pissy in Short Shorts
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Angry Boyfriend – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Solo Amateur Sex Show
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Lorena is On the Rocks
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7 Ways to Spot a Former Frat Boy
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Taylor Momsen is 18 Today
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Bangtin Candy With Amazing Amie
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Kate Upton Has Some Great Tits. They’re Even Better Topless
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Adriana Lima In A Bikini Is Fucking Disgraceful
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Girls As Young As 7 Learn To Pole Dance. Sweet.
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Ilary Blasi Is A Dirty Girl With A Great Fucking Camel Toe
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Kim Kardashian’s Career May Finally Be Over. Thank Fucking God!
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2011

26

Jul

Is This a Taylor Momsen Vagina Shot of the Day

Taylor Momsen’s celebrating her 18th birthday today…making the top picture fully legal if it was shot today…but the chances of it being shot today are slim to none….so I’m not gonna risk it…cuz you never know how uptight they are about this underage vagina shit…even if it is hardly pornographic and even if Momsen wants all the attention…otherwise pics like this wouldn’t happen….

This also means that she will quickly become irrelevant cuz America likes Jail Bait not barely legal chicks…true story…I think comes from the oppression of your nation with laws that a bitch must be 18 cuz for the longest time 14 was legal here and the last thing you’d ever want to bed is a 14 year old…but it takes being allowed to to really grasp that…

This might as well be an RIP Motherfucker post…cuz unless she’s got a sex tape in the works…her flashing antics are too high school and immature for your perversion…..see it worked when she was 17…but she’s gonna have to step up her game….fast….

Either way, her birthday barely even made the news…maybe cuz she already doesn’t matter…


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