Modern Day Journalism
 
 

2010

21

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Life is less annoying when you don’t have friends. Sure, you get bored, but you can always entertain yourself masturbating, and you don’t have to bother dealing with idiots wasting your time, asking for favors, or whatever it is friends do….

My only friend is my wife and she’s not even my friend, I just let her talk to me and pretend she is cuz she pays my way.

I got crackheads in the park to talk to, but that’s just for entertainment, I wouldn’t really want them at my wedding, funeral, Bar mitzvah, thanksgiving dinner partially because they all smell like piss, but also because they are emotionally unstable…

A hot 20 year old girl I talk to on Facebook and Twitter is moving to Montreal to be closer to me…she asked if we could be friends and if we could hang out…I said no…not because I am married…but because it never ends at cumming on her tits…she’ll start bugging me to hang out, she’ll try to eat my food, it’ll be a whole process.

I prefer to focusing on what’s important, and that’s getting your Shirts to Read This Site In , or at least to have cam sex with chicks in, cuz they’ll think shit is so hype they’ll try to fist themselves for you….so hype they’ll move to your city and ask to hang out…

I don’t now why I just wrote so much, I blame the cocaine. It makes me chatty.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Cunt Gosselin Find New Ways to Enduce Vomit Everyday
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Bristol Palin Advocates Teen Abstinence By Looking Like a Whore on Dancing With the Stars – With VIDEO
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Everyman Guy Needs an Easy Slut and I Got One Right Here For You
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Three Sluts Get Freaky – VIDEO
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Meet the The Davalos Twins
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31 Pictures of Salma Hayek’s Busty Tits
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It’d Funny Because She’s Fat
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Ciara’s Crotch In Your Face
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Some Cheesy Haggard Pig Pussy With Fake Tits and Blone Hair Who You Will Find Hot
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Miley Cyrus And Her Trashy Underboob Tattoo
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Nicole Richie Uses Her Arms in a Bra While Rocking Bikini Bottoms
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Blake Lively is Slutty on Set
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Ciara’s Crotch is in Your Face. Literally – Photos AND Video
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Get a Load of Hugh Hefner’s Newest Blonde Whore, and Her Tits
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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They Call This Tequila Suicide – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Don’t Pole Dance on Granny’s Bed – VIDEO
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Yvette Martinez Has the Right Kinda of Curves…Wow
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Am I the Only One That Laughs When I Think Of Justin Bieber’s Baby Dick Getting Hard While He Touches This Sluts Tits?
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Kim Kardashian’s Dating Chris Brown and May Get Her Big Tits Fucked Up – EXCITING
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Angela Simmons Looks Amazing in a Bikini
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Natalia is What Dreams Are Made Of
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Oh Look, Lesbian’s In the Military! – VIDEO (Scroll Down)
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Halle Berry Looks As Tasty As Ever
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Natisha Plays With a Big Red Toy
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Christina Milian Hotness
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Carrie Mulligan is Looking Hot at the Wall Street Premiere
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Nicole Scherzinger is As Sexy As Ever
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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You Don’t Have to Die a Useless Virgin, But Whatever, It’s Your Life
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Eva Longwhoria Looks Good in a Short Dress
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Bikini Slut Falls Off Slide
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Striptease of the Day
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Daria and Jackie, Oh My
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Malloy and Jayme Get It On
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7 Things You Never Wanna Hear From the Doctor
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Tammy Torres is Way too Much to Handle
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Follow Me, Cunts!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

21

Sep

Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape Preview Pics of the Day

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Here are some pictures released from the Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape.

I have a friend who works at Vivid and he has seen the Karissa Shannon sex tape. It is supposed to be very fucking kinky. He wouldn’t go into too many details, but figure that the bitch was already getting naked to get ahead, and fucking her boyfriend on camera is just one step away from that, so I can only assume it’s worth watching….

I am glad that she realized her self-wroth and took the next logical step for her. She’s one of those easy to convince pussies, who are good to get working for you, especially when you’re her manager and make 20 percent of her money, all because you pretend she’s your girlfriend…

That’s not to say her blackboyfriend came up with this, but I’m thinking he did, cuz I’ve heard this bitch talk and she’s about as smart as a you’d expect….

But who really cares about her intelligence, she’s a young, damaged pussy with baggaged and a set of natural tits getting fucked like a pornstar, pretending she’s not one, cuz whoring is her meal ticket…and there’s something very beautiful about that….

Here are some preview pics I pulled off the site. Her ass looks pretty fucking hot…I guess she is Playboy trash afterall, I’m ready to see her fucked…no matter how staged, strategic, cheesy or interracial it is…September 28th is only a week away…

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Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2010

21

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is everyone’s least favorite feature – even though there’s some serious funny shit ever once in a while, but I guess there’s no real accounting for taste or sense of humor…and I guess if you really analyzed the shit, you’d know it’s actually seriously depressing…but here are some clips from today….they come with no guarantees…

Braves OF Trips Phillies Fan on Field

Flying Fish Attack A Mid-South Woman in Mississippi
Hundreds Of Asian Carp Leave At Least One Person Injured

Man Claims Insanity by Caffeine, Murders Wife
After strangling his wife with an extension cord a Kentucky man pleaded insanity by caffeine….Good one….

Twitter Hacked, Sending Users to Porn

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

21

Sep

Mikaela Olsson Topless for Fashion of the Day

Here is some no name model who has a name and that name is Mickaela Olsson, but no one’s ever heard of her. She is however trying to change that and get ahead by getting naked. I just want to acknowledge her effort, hard work and commitment to the cause because she realizes showing a little tit has got an upside if it leads to million dollar campaigns for 12 hours or less of work….It suits her lazy whore ass well and despite hating fashion, I love whores…or people who profit from their body party….and that’s why I’m doing my part to make her a household name…

Posted in:Mikaela Olsson

2010

21

Sep

Run DMC’s Daughter Angela Simmons’ Booty of the Day

I think everyone has listened to Run-DMC at some point in their life. Some of you may also follow him on Twitter, where her spews tons of bullshit about life. Some of you may be amazed by Run’s brother Russell Simmons cuz he’s pretty much a billionaire, fucks models all while having a fucking adult lisp…

I’m more into looking at his daughter’s booty in a bikini bottom. She’s 23, looks young, has some amazing thickness if you like thickness and here she is in her bikini…

Posted in:Angela Simmons|Rev Run

2010

21

Sep

Courtney Love Fake Tit Cleavage of the Day

There was a time Courtney Love was my friend. She followed me on TWITTER where she also ignored my questions about the shape and color of her vagina lips, my request for a sketch of her vagina, a description of her vagina in 10 words or less, and pretty much any other message I sent her before she stopped following me on Twitter …and went back to not knowing who the fuck I was….

Here she is showing off some tit. Looking a lot less gutter than I like for my alledged drug addict, muderers, turned popstar who managed to crawl her way back into the gutter and pull herself out of it with Cobain’s money….and really who cares…I just know she’s showing off tit, showered and not looking as good as she normally does, but that’s just cuz I have a gutter girl fetish…

Posted in:Courtney Love

2010

21

Sep

Kate Winslet’s Mom Ass in a Tight Black Dress of the Day

I never found Kate Winslet hot. She was actually the main reason I thought Titanic was a comedy, because no dude in their right mind would die for a fat chick, unless maybe the fat chick was there mother, if anything while the ship went down, I woulda used her as a life raft to stay warm and afloat because there was no real use for her, but maybe I’m just cold hearted and don’t believe in love, or maybe I just don’t believe in love when you know a bitch for a couple of days, or maybe I’m just bitter about bitches who take diamonds from their fiances only to never give them back…I don’t know why I am ranting about Titanic…when this post was meant to be up the upgraded, fitter Kate Winslet some of you may like, despite her dumpy mom ass, because of her red pubic hair and “womanly figure” which is just code of “into baked goods”….

Posted in:Kate Winslet

2010

21

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian strapped herself up in her her spanx and ace bandages, squeezed her fatness into a tight a tight dress and showed off her tits and ass and unfortunately, that was good enough for me. Unfortunately, it’s just one of those days where Kardashian looks hot and I hate when that happens…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

21

Sep

Charlie le Mindu Nude Fashion Show of the Day

There was a fashion show during London fashion week where the models were totally naked. I have been waiting for a fashion show with this kind of genius use of models for the last decade I’ve spent watching fashion television on our local channel Sunday afternoon because of the constant nipple, and by watching I mean making sweet love to myself….

Here are a few pics of the show via The Anorak of fashion done proper….

Posted in:Charlie le Mindu

2010

21

Sep

Kat Graham is Some Vampire Diaries Bitch in Slutty Video of the Day

Her name is Katerina Graham, I’ve never heard of her, but shes apparently on some Vampire Diaries show. She’s also the voice on Will.I.Am’s “I Got it From My Mama” and the Spokesperson for Fanta…..

Her dad is Liberian, her mother Jewish and if you’re wondering how she got into the industry, it happened because her dad is the godfather to two of Quincy Jones’ kids….cuz keeping the entertainment industry a closed community for the privileged ones to keep the real talent out and keeps all the money for a centralized group of idiots…who know they’ve scammed the world into making them stupid money…

The song sucks, the video concept sucks, but she’s 21, half naked and sweating, so I guess it doesn’t suck all that bad, even if it’s been done before….

Posted in:Kat Graham

2010

21

Sep

Taylor Momsen in her Underwear in her New Video of the DAy

I don’t know how I missed this Taylor Momsen video…but here it is to start your day. Remember that although she’s not 18, when she’s running around in a bra and panties, you’re not the criminal for watching her, but the video director is the criminal for filming this…but for some reason when he gets a teen girl in her underwear, he doesn’t get arrested, he makes millions, but if you did you would, so appreciate the Hollywood Hypocrisy.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was hanging out with a toothless, white trash, ex hooker who still strips at bechelor parties for some extra cash, like some kind of novelty act, cuz no one in their right mind would pay her to get naked….She invited me back to her shitty one bedroom apartment we drank a 12 pack of cheap beer and for some reason I woke up in her bed….If what I think happened, happened…I may be HIV positive..

Here are my stepLINKS….

Paris Hilton Rocks a Push Up Bra to Get Out of a Jail Sentence. Nicely Done
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WTF Is THis
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A Braless Lindsay Lohan Flopping Around Venice
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A Cool Car Wreck
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IT’S OFFICIAL! –> Bench Warrent Issued For Lindsay Lohan’s Arrest
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Jordan Carver Does Machine Gun Bondage
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Big Titted Slut Loves Getting spanked
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It’s Like Russian Roulette, but With Sluts Instead of Bullets
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Ines Sainz Esteban And Her Sexual Harassment Worthy Photos
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It’s Victoria Silvstedt’s Birthday, So Let’s Look At Her Topless
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Some Elisabeth Moss Hotness (Scroll Down)
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Nicki Minaj is a Slut and I Like It
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Leapfrog Flip FAIL – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmm Danni woodword is Tasty
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I Never Thought I Would Say This, But Holy Fuck I Wish I Was Justin Beiber Right Now – PHOTO
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Now Here’s a Body I Wanna Be All Over
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Christina Aguilera is Totally See Through
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A GREAT Collection of Asian Hotties
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Ariel, Zoe Fox, Hili Jay and Kathy…Oh My – VIDEO
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Having Air Sex Will Give You Chlamydia….Wait, What?
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Some Rihanna, Just Because
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Kimberly Works Her Way Out Of Her Red Panties
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Blonde on Parade – VIDEO
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Octo-Pornstar = PUKE
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Amber Rose’s Ass is Fucking Insane
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Vanessa Minnillo’s Tight Work Out Body
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Cassie is One Hot College Slut
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Because You Are a useless Virgin, I Know That Much is True
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Spanish Tv is ALWAYS Great for TITS
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Some Vintage Sophia Lauren – VIDEO
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Amateur Ellen is One Hot Piece of Ass – VIDEO
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I Love a Good Gymnastics FAIL – VIDEO
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And On Comes Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape! Yes!
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Some Kate Beckinsale to Round Things Off
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Make Me Famous, Bitches
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

20

Sep

Christina Aguilera’s Nipples in a See Through of the Day

I don’t know where these are from, but I ripped them off a site that posted them along with the Christina Aguilera’s Tits on Entourage Finale Clip so assume they are new enough…and new or not who really gives a fuck, she’s showing fucking nipples and I really don’t even care if the nipples are even her nipples or if some virgin werido photoshopped the shit onto her…cuz I would have paid money for these a decade ago and I’m smitten to get them now…even if they are a little late, her implants a little weathered, and her pussy and her career a little rotten…it still works out good enough for me….

UPDATE – THESE ARE VERY VERY OLD

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

20

Sep

Fergie on a Bike in her Underwear of the Day

I have been known to have a bike fetish….whether it’s running after girls riding bikes in skirts….or sniffing their seats when they’ve locked their bikes up to go inside a store….it’s just the idea of a vagina smearing itself all over a seat on a hot day…sometimes on a public bike…gets me excited and I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with that…

Unfortunately…seeing Fergie posing on the bike doesn’t do shit for me…especially not on this gangster bike looking at like a cheesy stripper….I’m more into bitches on fixed gear hipster bikes…because they generally have thick bush, don’t always wear underwear or wash, and most importantly are too poor to refuse a free vegan cock…when they aren’t lesbians…not that I would know…I don’t really like dirty ratty hipsters with bush and ironic haircuts who are too serious to stick things in their asses while I jerk off….but I do like the smell of their bike seats….

But I don’t have pics of that, so here’s some fergie bullshit..

Posted in:Fergie

2010

20

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news…..cuz the world is doomed….

Six Your Old Kicked of Cheerleading Squad Over Racy Cheer

A Michigan mother concerned about the suggestive cheer her daughter’s squad was performing spoke up and got her daughter kicked off the squad for the year.

Atlanta Man Shot and Killed Over a Beer
A man in Atlanta was shot and killed after refusing to hand over a beer

Marijuana Ice Cream Hitting Shelves
Marijuana patients in California will now be able to buy marijuana laced ice cream

Man Arrested for Flipping Out on School Bus

A father, frustrated with the treatment of his daughter on a school bus, was arrested in Florida for threatening boys on the bus for placing open condoms on his daughter.

Pepper spray mistaken for cologne

CAMBRIDGE – A group of children playing at the playground of the Cambridgeport Elementary School were pepper sprayed by accident this morning.

A Cop’s 7 Year Old Shot His Brother with his Dad’s Gun……

Posted in:stepNEWS