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2012

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s fucking Mardi Gras and my single most favorite city I have been to in the USA is New Orleans…I would live there if was allowed into the states, if I wasn’t broke, if I had a fat black cajun cooking wife, instead of the fat white trash french canadian I’m stuck with…..I should be there now…but all I have is this video of last year to remind me tonight’s drinking is gonna suck compared to what it coulda been if I didn’t suck at life….

NSFW – Uncensored Mardi Gras 2010 from cajunmonkey on Vimeo.

Here are the stepLINKS….while I suck at life….there are a ton of fucking links today….

Nick Jonas Was Having Sex With This? What. The. Fuck.
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Live Web Cam Sluts to Help Make the Most of Your Day
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The Weirdest Fucking Music Video of All TIme via Tyler the Creator
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Helen Flannigan Big Titties…
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Kate Upton’s Looking Better Than Usual in Esquire – THanks Photoshop
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Brittney Palmer vs Arianny Celest in the Ultimate Sexy Pic Fight
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Drinking 3 Beers with No Hands
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The 10 Most Awkward Celebrity Endorsements
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Arianny Celeste Does It Again
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Rachel Aldana Is An Overcompensation
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Well Hello Sarah M
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A Whole Lot of Alina Baikova
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Lindsay Lohan Got a Fucking Job. I Know Right?
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Day Better
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Lebanese Model Gets Naked – VIDEO
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The Best Sports Hottie From Each State
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It’s Gonna Be Raining Bucketloads of Cunt – VIDEO
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Mayra Suarez Self Shot Pics
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Princess Kate
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College Sluts Get Hazed – VIDEO
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Real Life Cone Head WTF?
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Bar Refaeli Plays Tennis in Her Underwear (PHOTOS)
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Maria Fowler Not Fowl Or Foul
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Sara Chafak is Fairly Attractive
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Check Out Jessie Rogers – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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How About a Nip Slip Presenter
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The 30 Hottest Oscar Red-Carpet Styles Ever
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Austin is Stuffing Herself and Spreading Herself
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Department Of Sex Acts Gets Filthy With Alison Brie
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She is Begging for an Orgasm – VIDEO
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3D Copy Machine. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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I’m Looking Forward to Summertime Short Dresses
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Bar Refaeli Rocks Ray-Ban Wayfarers In West Hollywood!
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Now These Are Some Incredible Tits
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Jessica Simpson is a Big Green Monster
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Awesome Dorm Prank – VIDEO
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Hot Little Cam Slut in Action
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12 of the Greatest Robots in Movie History
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Mischa Barton Is Still Getting Work As A Model
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COMIN’ OUT HARD: 10 Rappers Caught In S#x Tape Scandals
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Weather Man Drops the Bundles of CUNT
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Maria Fowler Hot in her Bikini
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Diddy Gets His Own TV Network
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Pug Falls in Toilet Video
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Prince Pierre Casiraghi is a Pussy
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Dog Singing Badly for Mardi Gras
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Demi Lovato Admits She’s Fat
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Impressive Hoop Dance Faggot
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Megan Fox Has New Implants. Here They Are
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Check Out This Wet, Delicious Camel Toe Courtesy Of Miss Finland 2012
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Christina Hendricks Was Bullied in High School – Fascinating….
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Serious BMX Skills
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stepFORUM of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale Snorting and Smoking in Leggings
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Rihanna in Some Thigh Highs
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Joanna Krupa in Some TIght Pants Hot
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Hayden Panettiere Midget in Red
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Kelly Brook Crossed Legs
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Sammy Braddy Hot Big NAKED Tits for Some Lad Mag
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Julia Pereira’s Pink Bikini at the Beach
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Emanuelle Chriqui all Morrocan
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Lohan Hides her Tits While Shopping
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Jessica Simpson Big Tits Ready to Drop
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Salma Hayek Big Titties on the Red Carpet
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Kim Kardashian Big in a Bikini of the DAy
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Kat Dennings is a Fat Pig
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Taylor Swift on Leno
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Alice Greczyn in Jack Italy
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stepSMUT of the Day
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Teen Amateur Masturbating in Bed
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Cam Girl with Retarded Huge Tits
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Sleeping Cumshot Prank
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Today’s smutMEET
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

21

Feb

Jessie J See Through Outfit at the Brits of the Day

Jessie J confuses me. But here she is in a see thru outfit for the Brits…that’s more on a Lady Gaga or Nicki Minaj stupid costume that gay guys everywhere call “Fierce” than a see thru outfit to shock the nation and give us nipple or cunny to fap to…you like how I went UK for the sake of a UK pop star…I’m versatile in my blog star performing like that…so cultured and relevant…fuck yourself…

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Posted in:Jessie J

2012

21

Feb

Lea Michele’s Still in her Bikini of the Day

This is the best I’ve seen Lea Michele post on Twitter for her bikini vacation…you know a little leg and a lot of booze for the kids to get inspired to drink like her….hopefully deciding to drive and ending up in horrible accidents that elimate the Glee fan base so we can all go on with our lives….while exciting me cuz alcohol is my only real friend….

I guess, since I have a few drinks in me already, I can admit this dude from Glee is not horrible looking in these pictures that we area lucky enough to not see her face…this is like when you’re in the car behind a motorcycle and the driver has long flowing hair in the wind and an ass in tight jeans you don’t mind staring at until you drive past her playfully to find out she’s a homie…You get what I’m saying here…and that is that this face that is worse than a Tisdale when hidden makes her body less irritating in pictures when half naked, even if she normally has the sex appeal of a dude….

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Posted in:Lea Michele

2012

21

Feb

J.Lo in Her Bikini of the Day

I think every day needs to be rudely interupted by J.Lo in a bikini….I mean she is the most beautiful person in the world according to People Magazine, and they don’t lie…they don’t get paid off by publicists ever….they are a hard hitting, investigative journalism, only print the facts quality publication that’s not useless smut in any fucking way…you see cuz obviously J.Lo….at 45 and a mother…is not the most beautiful anything…except maybe Judge on idol, but the more Steve Tyler embraces his inner woman…that title’s not even fact….

Either way, no idea what these photoshopped shitty pics are for or what they are from…but I’m posting them anyway cuz that’s just what J.Lo the overratted spoiled cunt does to me….

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Posted in:J.Lo

2012

21

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….that shouldn’t be news…because I think it’s just a slice of Americana….you know…just representitive of what you are all a part of….from Kate Upton talking about sand in her cunt for hits….to mom’s getting their babies drunk….we’re all part of them and they are all part of us….I don’t know what I’m saying just watch the news weirdo…or maybe I’m a weirdo…

Kate Upton Again…I Know…Annoying.. on Good Day LA
Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Kate Upton stops by Good Day LA to talk about when she got the news, learning The Dougie, her curvy figure, and getting sand in her crotch on photo shoots.

Iowa Mom Arrested For Getting Toddler Drunk
An Iowa mother was arrested for letting her 22-month old daughter become intoxicated

Ghost Sex: Paranormal Investigator Detects Spirits in East Side House
Last fall, FOX 8 News profiled Dianne Carlisle, who claimed to have ghosts living inside her Euclid home. Several months have passed and Dianne doesn’t doubt her ghostly visitors, even though the sex seems to have stopped.

Texas Teacher Tells Spanish Speaking Student To ‘Go Back To Mexico’
A North Texas teacher is fighting to keep her job after telling a Spanish-speaking student to ‘go back to Mexico’

Massachusetts School Brawl Caught On Tape
Members of the Lynn School Committee are calling for an investigation into a video that shows students participating, watching and recording a vicious fight.

Caught on Tape: Driver Runs Down Pedestrian

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

21

Feb

Kelly Ripa’s Hard Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post THESE BIKINI PICS ….so I stuck with her twitter hawaii pic to set the mood…

Kelly Ripa is tiny bodied bitch we have all jerked off to at least once while watching her on her morning show…the timing was convenient…and sure she wasn’t stacked like Kathy Lee…but she did manage to turn a small frame we wanted to brake in half with our dicks into a scary fit muscular monster with a belly button trying to escape her horror movie body…making her more of a horror movie body that…who is now in her 40s and likely hitting menopause soon….leading to more overcompensation….leaving HER LITTLE CUTE ASS a thing of the past….making it more an ass you’d find on a dude ….


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Posted in:Kelly Ripa

2012

21

Feb

Coco Proves Her Ass is Real Fat of the Day

This actually happened? I believe it…but just don’t want to believe it…This is fucking insane….not in a good way…in a riduclous when shit like this happens on TV….I know that America is fucking doomed….kinda way…

Firstly, poeple like Coco don’t belong on TV…they aren’t meant to be famous…they are whores…or strippers who fuck famous people…leave it at that…sure throw them on some obscure cable TV show like she is a Kardashian…but interviewing her like she matters is just stupid and undeserved….

Secondly, the show Doctors, which I’ve never seen but assume is meant to help people on health issues, shouldn’t be doing bottom feeding tabloid shit like blogs do to get ratings….they are already on fucking TV….isn’t that enough for these assholes!?

Thirdlyy, America love tabloids…there are so many people with interesting thoughts, philosophers, writers, satirists, with knowledge, concepts, humor that provokes though…and they can’t get heard but Coco showing the world that she’s got a Fat ass gets air time….it is polluting us all….totally offensive…

Lastly, and most importantly, she’s not even hot…she’s a fucking clown…

Posted in:Coco

2012

21

Feb

Kim Kardashian Sloppy in a Bikini Posing Poolside of the Day

Kim Kardashian was in Miami and she wasn’t too shy about her chubby sloppy body to get in a bikini because I guess the paparazzi promised her they would photoshop her hot, you know erase a few dozen pounds, and showcase her big old fucking tits in ways that work well with her marketing of herself….and she even decided to show a little fat as fuck ass….something she never used to do….I mean other than when fucking on camera because I guess she’s starving for attention hard and sees the end is near….it’s a dark day being Kim K…but not as dark a day as it is for the poor tourist trying to get a tan next to this bitch who’s sheer size is blocking out the fucking sun….

I still think she’s an overrated devil piece of shit whore who peaked the minute she tried to copy Paris Hilton and released FOOTAGE OF HER FUCKING AND SUCKING A BLACK DUDE as part of a global strategy her mom had lined up for her, whoring herself and pretty much humiliating herself by making a mockery of herself, selling her soul to the devil for personal gain, and laying the groundwork of her ultimate failure and demise….The end is fucking near…thank god….and here she is crying for attention…but unfortunately…that bikini cry for attention works well with me…I dig it no matter who is taking part in it…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

21

Feb

Jessiann Gravel Beland for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

She’s a Canadian model who I have never had sit on my face or even finger bang when passed out in the back of the maple syrup van on the way to the igloo….because I haven’t met her….I haven’t even heard of her before today…which is so weird since everyone in Canada are friends…in what makes for a life like living in a kid’s show….only with a few less pedophiles..But I have seen her naked in this photoshoot and she’s fucking awesome…I should make her my wife before she gets all famous and hasn’t got the time of day for me…which I think may have already happened…but I’m too sensitive to look…I don’t think my fragile soul can take more rejection especially not for a bitch making heart gang sings over heart painted nipples….

Posted in:Jessiann Gravel Beland

2012

21

Feb

Ramona Singer in her Bikini of the Day

Ramona Singer is some Real Housewife of who the fuck cares….that we just want to board a plane with the rest of the Real Housewives of it doesn’t matter just make sure those cunts are on the plane so tha we can crash the fucking thing in the ocean….Meaning they are the worst concept for a show I can think of, you know rich tacky twats complaining about nonsense problems that aren’t real problems…while the poor trash of the world watch…It’s fucking twised if you really think about it…but not nearly as twisted as looking at her bikini body….

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Posted in:Ramona Singer

2012

21

Feb

Gisele is In a Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Here are some rumored pics of hard ass, possible hermaphrodite, maybe even tranny because all the facts aim in that direction, Gisele on the beach in a bikini in Costa Rica….cuz she lives a very hard life…..you know managing her 20,000 square foot home is a full time job in itself….and what it comes down to is that there is nothing like a fired lingerie model getting half naked in a bikini for free because no one is paying her for it but she is still doesn’t want to lose her skills and needs to practice…to remind you that your life is pathetic…and her ass is hard.

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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2012

21

Feb

Kelly Brook Ridiculous Cleavage of the Day

Kelly Brook is everywhere…at least EVERYWHERE ON THIS SITE …I’ve been posting on her like a mad person…and I don’t even know why…I think I like the fact that she’s some bottom feeding slut who spent a decade getting topless to finally become as famous as she is today…or if it is because she had an intentional miscarriage to keep living out her dream into her 40s…or maybe it is cuz I know what her vagina looks like as it sticks its tongue out at me…but it is probably cuz she’s got rocking tits that she brought out to some London Fashion bullshit…..

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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

21

Feb

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked and Wet Photoshoot of the Day

The photographer’s name is Steven Lyon and I am convinced I have posted these pics before…but I’m too lazy to look back in my archives…and apparently so are some of you…cuz everyday I get nasty emails saying “post this” or “Post that” of shit I already posted…hurting my feelings making me wonder why I even bother…and I guess these pics of Edita are making me do that very same thing to myself…I’m so self-abusive and self destructive….

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2012

21

Feb

Sara Chafek is Miss Finland and She’s in a Bikini of the Day


Miss Finland's Amazing Bikini Body by splashnews

Sara Chafek is Miss Finland…who according to this paparazzi hired reporter was a runner up but took over the title because I guess the other Miss Finland got hit by a bus mysteriously, or maybe just died of eating disorders, or even gave it up because it was her mom’s dream and she just wanted to date a rock and roller in a death metal band…..or it could have been suicide…nude scandals…so many questions about the other Miss Finland…all while set to this video of this Miss Finland who is rocking a body that makes me wish I could travel the world tasting the international pussy….someone needs to make a travel channel show about that….

Here’s some more pics of her in a Bikini
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Posted in:Sarah Cafek

2012

21

Feb

Noelia Rios Topless Photoshoot with Her Brother of the Day

Here’s a pretty twisted publicity stunt that hit last week…but that I only heard about today because I’m not up to fucking speed on my obscure big brother contestants from around the world….but the rumor is this is some bitch named Noelia Rios with some big fake tits, who was a Big Brother Argentina contestant……and who is now making erotica with her brother…because brother’s are the theme behind her fame…and because things are done different in hispanic communities…they are a passionate people….

Here’s a recent video of a father taking his son to a disgusting whore to lose his virginity…possibly turning him off women for life….

But that”s probably better psychologically than being forced to fuck your sister for the sake of getting media attention, and that’s coming from me, who thinks fucking your sister is convenient until she gets pregnant or falls in love cuz you can’t hide when your room is next to hers…and all those family dinners and shit….it’s just messy…..

And here are those weird pics….possibly criminal….definitely disturbing if this is actually her brother….pics….of a family that’s one step too close to each other…

Posted in:Noelia Rios