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2010

27

Apr

Toni Braxton’s Vagina in a Tight Outfit of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck Toni Braxton was thinking when she put this outfit on, but I can only assume it had something to do with her wanting the world to see exactly what her vagina looked like, bush included…despite the fact that she doesn’t have the body needed to pull this kind of thing off….but was so committed to the cause that she just threw her shame away and ran with it and really any bitch willing to expose her cunt, even if it’s in some PVC shit is good enough to at least try to jerk off to, because they did their best to give you something to jerk off to and even if it was a failure, it’s better than seeing a bitch in a snowsuit.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Tight|Toni Braxton

2010

27

Apr

Playboy Twin with her Black Boyfriend of the Day

Sam Jones III is some actor who was in some show and now he’s playing the black dude who fucks the white girl in the story of this shitty Playboy Twin’s life….he was also arrested for being involved in a Oxycodone ring where his role was distributing the shit throughout Hollywood, probably where he met this Florida trash who gets naked with her sister to pay the bills, cuz working in Wal-Mart was too demanding for her lazy pig ass….

I dig Interracial Couples, I feel they are almost innovative, cuz I know there’s always an angry white dad, an unknown black dad, a stripper and a drug dealer….even in Hollywood….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:IRC|Sam Jones III|Shannon Twins

2010

27

Apr

Bam is a Loser of the Day

There comes a time in every man’s life when they turn 25 and pulling their friend’s pants down and drop kicking them outside some shitty hollywood bar becomes boring….I am the last person to say a motherfucker needs to grow the fuck up, especially after he made millions doing this shit…but I know I’m bored of seeing this stupidity. It was a 90s concept that worked because people weren’t on the internet and exposed to half retarded dudes who do stunts…but now that shit is saturated and whether you were an innovator or not…it’s time to move the fuck on.

I’m not saying he has to wear a suit and be sophisticated…or that he even needs to really grow up. I’m 40 and pull stupid shit all the fucking time…I am just saying that I don’t find any of this funny at all…it’s lame, lazy, unoriginal and boring…motherfucker needs to step up his game…..but why bother…cuz he still gets pussy doin’ his one-trick…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bam|Jackass

2010

27

Apr

Olivia Munn is Boring Even When Naked for Peta of the Day

I hate Olivia Munn. She’s just some bottom feeder wanna be celebrity piece of trash who milked the geek crowd and landed a geek show cuz geek’s and based on Star Trek and Star Wars are loyal fans to have…cuz they never let go…and for geeks to get won over is pretty simple, have a vagina….and proven by Oliva Munn, if you are average looking at best, wear bikinis, and relate to them on a geek level it will get you a more legit career….She’s always on her hustle, I don’t trust her and above all she’s not even hot, but geeks like her and since you’re a loser, which is very close to being a geek you’ll probably appreciate seeing her getting naked for PETA….

Here she is walking around…to remind you that she’s not hot….

Here’s the bullshit video…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Naked|Olivia Munn|PETA

2010

27

Apr

Jessica Simpson Dances with Thick Brazilian Women of the Day

Jessica Simpson has a TV show that was probably her Gay’s idea to make himself famous by riding her coattails as he has up until now….fattening her up to sabotage her career leaving him the last man standing….or some other self-serving strategy I am not really sure of because I don’t care about digging deep into the motivations of Ken Paves….

I just know that she was dancing with a handful of thick Brazilian women, like real thick Brazilian women who Jessica Simpson managed to make look skinny. This isn’t a hot clip unless you’re black but I am posting it anyway….

Posted in:Dancing|Jessica Simpson

2010

27

Apr

“Refried Bean” Swastikas for Racist Arizona Policies of the Day

I am sure you all have already heard about this new Arizona Law where they can ask you for your papers if you’re a Mexican. Pretty fucking racist and against the American way, but it’s also the American way…if you’re white you’re good and if you’re not, you’ve gotta be sorted out. All the media outlets have made jokes about the shit and I am not gonna bother cuz I live in Canada and don’t care, but I will say that I do appreciate the “refried bean” art that people are putting up to show their anger…I used to make “refried bean” art every day for 3 months on an ex-girlfriend’s front door, only my “refried bean” art was made with human shit instead of “refried beans”….cuz Fecal art is a beautiful thing if you’re crazy and not the one forced to clean the shit off….

Either way, stupid law for stupid people…Go USA.

Posted in:Fecal Art|Racists

2010

27

Apr

LenAnn Rimes Whores Out in Public of the Day

Here are the self-involved cheating pieces of shit who justify their bad behavior by pretending the power of love made them do it and not by the reality that they just wanted to fuck each other even though they were both married.

You know, one of those situations where two cheaters find each other, and think what they did was ok because they were in it together and don’t bother caring about the other parties they fucked over, emotionally shattered and the kids…because they felt what they did was right cuz both of them did it….and it’s all so happy and candy-coated that they can’t contain their love, they have to kiss each other for the paparazzi to further hurt their exes while reminding the public how in love they were and the real crime would have been not letting this love blossom, but all I see are a couple cheating pigs….evil people who will just end up cheating on each other…cuz that’s how these things work…so they can be as delusional as they want…with this PR love parade…but I know they are a couple of assholes with no morals…and so am I….so ladies if you’re down to be a homewrecker, I’m always willing to let my home be wrecked, not that you can actually consider this a home, it’s more like a garbage filled room that smells like shit…but we can pretend…as long as you don’t look like LeAnn Rimes, cuz my wife may be fat and disgusting, but still better than this inbred looking twat….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Leann Rimes|Whore

2010

27

Apr

Some Pussy at the Iron Man Premiere of the Day

Everyone is freaking out about Iron Man 2….I am not one of those people. I generally can’t stand these bullshit hollywood movies everyone gets excited about and it’s not because I’m trying to be indy, or obscure, or anti-mainstream, cuz if shit was good I’d admit to liking it, I just generally find it retarded, dumbed down, designed for idiots with no real substance who really buy into marketing and what the media tells them….but I can stand pussy and here is some of the pussy that was at the premiere, most of the pussy I don’t recongize, but really all pussy kinda looks the same, sure they come in different colors, sizes and shapes but they all kinda feel the same so naming them really doesn’t matter….

Erin Lucas…..who?

Helena Mattsson…..who?

Anya Monzikova….who?

The Bitch from Dirty Dancing….who?

Scarlett Johansson….Fat.

Pics via LFI
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Iron Man 2|Premiere

2010

27

Apr

Adrienne Curry Bra Flash on Twitter for Attention of the Day

So Adrienne Curry continued her twitter campaign where she posts semi-nude pics of her, and every shitty website, including this one write about it like it’s fucking news. It’s the basic strategy we all know and love where tits get hits. I can’t stand the bitch, I don’t see why anyone would bother wasting their time following her on twitter, but then again, I haven’t quite figured out why people bother following anyone on twitter, it’s like even the most interesting people are boring as fuck on the shit, making me think the only people on the shit are idiots trying to promote themselves or talk to pornstars, like ME ….and totally irrelevant bitches from the first season of America’s Next Top Model and the Surreal Life and a Playboy spread trying to still get noticed….making me hope the person who dies first is her…. I am bored of her, this shit is getting boring and repetitive and if she wants to shock us and get noticed she should post pics of her trying to shover her very Brady husband’s head inside her useless twat..

Posted in:Adrienne Curry|Whore

2010

27

Apr

stepPHOTOSHOOT of the Day

The paparazzi are cracking down on me about using their celebrity pictures without paying them, and really I don’t like feeling like I work for those scum, especially since I fucking hate celebrities, so I’ve partnered with a photographer and we’re going to make our own sexy pictures of people who aren’t celebrities, but who are willing to let us take their sexy bikini, lingerie, topless, nude, erotic, obscure pictures…cuz producing my own content is really all I ever wanted to do with the site and ripping off paparazzi pics was just the lazy solution….that’s all gonna change…we are our own paparazzi motherfuckers…

So here’s the first series I like to call woman in her lingerie who you would probably rather see clothed and working the check-out cash at Wal-Mart….

At DrunkenStepfather.com, we don’t like celebrities, so we make our own celebrities….and in case you were wondering, yes, the do make thongs in that size….

Posted in:stepPHOTOSHOOT

2010

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My site fucking sucks and my post don’t appear when I write them, so you may be reading this days after I wrote it, which doesn’t really matter, because I’m not about to write anything life-changing, I’m too busy trying to seduce fake profiles on Twitter, cuz building relationships with men who pretend to be Bar Refaeli is more rewarding then just building relationships with men…cuz at least I can pretend.

Here are my stepLINKS

It’s Fitting Jenna Jameson Was Putting Up With Domestic Abuse. UFC Fighters are All Woman Hating Closet Cases…
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Money Can’t Buy You Talent Either
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More Proof That Heidi Montag is a Fucking Idiot – VIDEO
(Like We Needed It, But Here It Is Anyways)
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NBA Dancers Are Hot Sluts
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Because Monday’s Are As Good a Day to Find Loads of Sluts as Any
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Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel Are Pure Perfection
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Tits Are Why The Terrorists Hate Americas Freedom
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1 Call Girl + 3 French Stars = Big Trouble
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Laura Sanchez Nipples In See Through Dress
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Awesome, Awesome Costco Prani
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Fetus Fever Hits Australia
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Katie Caught on the Spy Cam
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This Whore Loves a Candle Lit Dinner – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton Bikini Skeleton Pics
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Vikie Blows is in Loaded Magazine
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Who Doesn’t Like a Sweet Ass? – GALLERY
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You’re Gonna Want to Get a Load of Disney
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If You Didn’t Have Enough of JWoww’s Tits Today, Here’s a Few More New Shots
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Cassia Riley Gallery
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Brenda Song is So Cute She’s Fuckable
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Hot Mess of the Day
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10 Awesome Whore Pics of The Day
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God Damn Mila Kunis is Hot
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If You’re Interested in Aliens At All, You’re Probably Going to Want to Read What Stephen Hawking Has To Say Here
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Yeah Brett Michaels is Probably Going to Die and After Everything He Put us Through With Rock of Love I Think He Deserves It
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Gia Takes In the Fucking Machine
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Megan Fox – SPEED PAINTING – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Halle Berry, Ohhhh Yeaaah!
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Hey There Megan Summers
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Ahhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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The 25 Funniest Fake Video Game Covers
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Romanian ‘Weather Woman’ Boob Slip – VIDEO
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Well These Guys Can Steal My Car Anyday
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25 Cats Versus Invisbility – VIDEO
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Naughty, Naughty Drunk Chick – VIDEO
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3 Horrible Facbook Flirters
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Alicia Silverstone is Hot
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Suzie Strips and Plays Butt Bongos
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Malin Akerman is So Fucking Hot
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Follow Me You Fuckers
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

26

Apr

Paris Hilton Back with Her Bullshit Pose in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton’s vagina dangling, drooping, sagging, and blowing in the wind in a bikini bottom for some Vegas bullshit she was attending now that she’s single and ready to get noticed again after a year I enjoyed of her laying low and keeping her bullshit cunt attention seeking second-rate Kim Kardashian self in hiding as she let her herpes sores finally dry out and flake off for the first time in her life, but unfortunately, she didn’t die in some obscure accident and she’s back, doing the same bullshit pose like she’s fucking Zoolander and showing off the same bullshit tits, cheap whore style and trash can attitude that I can’t fucking stand because she’s rich but would probably love if I was paying her to take it up the ass in the bathroom at the strip club for a couple extra bucks for her gutter coke habit, if you know what I mean…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini|Paris Hilton

2010

26

Apr

Jenna Jameson Gets Beat the Fuck Up of the Day

Pornstars and UFC fighters are some of the classier people in society. They are the equivalent of poor white trash that managed to make a ton of money fighting and fucking, until finding each other and starting a family, and like all poor white trash families, daddy has to put mommy in her place every once in a while.

The story is they accused each other of cheating on each other, because when you’re a pornstar people assume you’re a slut and when you’re a UFC fighter people assume you fuck trashy chicks to compensate for the fact that rolling around in spandex panties with other dudes is how they make their living, and the whole thing is only sad because I wasn’t there living in her Garage like ALF in the reality show I pitched to her on Twitter a few weeks ago….cuz she’s my new internet girlfriend…and based on today…possibly the future mother to my new set of stepkids….GOODTIMES….

Posted in:Beatdown|Jenna Jameson

2010

26

Apr

Victoria’s Secret Models Do Mother’s Day of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr were at some Victoria’s Secret in store bullshit for Mother’s Day, because these cunts have sold their souls to Victoria’s Secret and attend all their bullshit because they have no choice, otherwise Victoria’s Secret will have them ruined, or their family killed off, or whatever else they do to pressure these model idiots…but I won’t ever understand why they don’t make them wear lingerie or bikinis when they do these events, it would make this bullshit a way better marketing campaign and would get way more attention, but I guess we’ll just have to settle for Miranda Kerr’s cleavage….cuz that’s all that came out for this garbage…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Mother's Day|Victoria's Secret

2010

26

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Shows Off Leg of the Day

Here is the next Lohan doin’ Lohan’s game better than Lohan. She started out in Mean Girls and instead of showing her pussy on her way to clubs like some shitty quality Jersey person, she was showing her vagina on HBO shows, in movies with sex scenes and that didn’t stop Hollywood from casting her in shitty, generic, Justin Bieber type movies for teenage retard girls who have no idea what’s up…not that you care….I am just telling you cuz I want to see more of her naked…I want to know her vagina inside out so that I can sculpt the shit, paint the shit, sketch the shit and model the shit out of plasticine….I want to know what she smells like…so that I can recreate the smell by stealing dirty panties from the laundromat,I want to know how she maintains her pubic hair..so that I can trim my own pubic hair and glue in in place. I want to know the little things she does when she fucks, so that I can visualize it, and the little things she does when she shits out my semen from deep inside her….or maybe just a few better pictures than this, but legs are good enough for me….for now…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Legs