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2011

29

Dec

Some Bitch Named Jill Martin in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Jill Martin. She’s 35. She’s a contributor on the Today Show. She was on Good Morning America. She is a reporter for the New York Knicks. She is a writer. But to me she’s a fucking nobody in a bikini that I am only posting because the paprazzi took pics of her in a bikini and I’m addicted to posting pictures taken by useless paparazzi immigrant trash who are tipped off or hired by the person in the pictures in the first place…in efforts to get some attention in the media….you know to celebrate her ass she works so hard on all year for this moment of bikini pictures ont he internet greatness that’s not so great at all…if anything it is depressing that I’m part of this.

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2011

29

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Exploiting Immigrants and New Years of the Day

Watching these vapid cunts talking about their useless fucking new years resolutions that are about as vapid as you’d expect them to be before reading scripted bullshit about their panties….is some marketing fail….because we don’t want to see or hear these cunts talk…we want to see and hear their cunts talk…as they walk around half naked in video and picture…the second they open their mouths….unphotoshopped…you realize how unattractive model bitches actually are…it’s all smoke and mirrors motherfuckers and here is the proof that the fantasy that is Victoria’s Secret…is just shitty fantasy….but I’m promoting them anyway…and have no idea why….oh right…cuz I hate them.

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2011

29

Dec

Chloe Green’s Still Rich and Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day

I guess something Ashley Tisdale has proven time and time again is that money can’t buy good looks….it can buy tans, designer clothes, facelifts, botox, and implants….it can buy chin implants, personal trainers….it can buy mae up artists, creams and potions…..but the key is you gotta actually buy the shit…to make it work…you know invest in it…something this Chloe Green, daughter to some billionaire from the UK, clearly doesn’t do….maybe her daddy needs to increase her allowance or credit card limit…or maybe she’s gotta stop feeling like the queen of the fucking world, able to get by looking like shit, cuz she’s rich and dillusional, since everyone around her sucks her dick to get to her daddy….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…you can just look at her in her bikini, cankles and all…cuz I know that’s what I’m doing….

Posted in:Chloe Green

2011

29

Dec

Eliza Sys Titties for Fashion of the Day

Here’s some model I’ve never heard of because models are a dime a fucking dozen getting naked for fashion because the natural course of a model’s career…or really any woman’s career is to show a willingness to fuck in order to work their way up the ladder of unequitable pay and emotionally driven decision making that no man in business will every respect but will always fuck because we are perverts.

True fucking story.

Here are pics of some hot bitch making moves the way I like moves made…by showing titty…

Posted in:Eliza Sys

2011

29

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think I’m officially a diabetic…I’m talking going blind, getting legs amputated, diabetic…cuz I tried drinking last night and a bottle and a half of wine in….around 9 or 10 pm….I crashed the fuck out and woke up 10 minutes ago on the floor covered in dog shit….My life is a winner….but I’m not.

Here’s some links to get shit started…while I get a drink to get my shit started….angry I missed out on a late night of self destruction, but instead forced to deal with a good nights sleep. What the fuck is that.

Fun With an RC Plane
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USA vs. the World: Hot Female Athletes Edition
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Free Cam Shows. Get Sexy at No Cost
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The Smoking Jackets 69 Hottest Celebrities
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Playing Pinball On a Building – VIDEO
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THE BEST PORN
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Donna’s Bathing Suit is Barely There
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Everybody Hates Kim Kardashian Lately and I Love It
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Live Web Cam Shows. Yes Have Some
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Lesbian Squirters On Video
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10 Ways To Get Your Girl Into Gaming
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Chyna Porn Freaks Me Out
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Posted in:MHD

2011

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Holidays are better spent drunk…but I guess you could say that about anything…I am just amazed I bothered posting today as the site is clearly slipping into the fucking sea and while I have better things to do like cry myself to sleep knowing I accomplished nothing this year…and that this new year coming is a year closer to death and disappointment and complacency…cuz crying myself to sleep makes masturbation way naughtier…like I’m playing the abused wife with a much more pronounced clit….

Speaking of clit, I need to find some fuck….Here are the stepLINKS…

Teen Mom Farrah Implants in a Bikini
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Here is The Always Demure Angelyne
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Live Web Cams Can Never Be Too Sexy
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50 Funniest Sports Moments of 2011
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Playing Pinball on a Building
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Brooke Burns Bikini – A Few Years Too Late
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Paz Huerta Hot and Half Naked for a Magazine
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Lindsay Lohan is Hosting a NYE Party Because She is a Broke Addict
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I’m No Sports Nut, But This Vince Carter Dunk is Insane
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Amanda Marie is a Slutty Girl Next Door
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Sophie Howard and Her Tits Are Retiring So Let’s Enjoy Them While we Can
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How To Get Laid On New Year’s Eve
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Miley Cyrus is a Hipster Now
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Rachel Uchitel is a Pregnant Slut
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Here’s Some Christmas Sluts
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Free Cam Shows. Time to Get Busy
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Brunette Self Fisting – VIDEO
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Guess Who is Probably Getting Divorced in 3…2….1….
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Comparing Today’s Hottest Athletes to Vintage Sports Babes
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Top 5 TV Nude Scenes Of 2011
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Kristen Wiig is Bangable
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More of Leo DiCaprio’s Latest Piece
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Katherine McPhee is in a Bikini
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Nora Arnezeder is a French Beauty
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Nice Tits, Slut
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Gotta Love a Slutty Pic Dump
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Kimbella vs. Erica: Why Video Models Get No Respect
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Mandy and Ivy Get It On
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Model Caught Trying To Smuggle Coke In Her Fake Tits & Ass
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Horny Brunette Has Some Fun While Cooking
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Mountain biking ‘on the edge’ in Austria
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I’d Bang This Chick Wearing Metallic Pants
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Guess Which Sexy Model is Pregnant Again?
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Some Huge Young Teen Tits
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Jessica Lowndes Stays In Shape On Vacation
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Ashley is Sexy in the Show
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Matt Damon Calls Scarlett Johansson a Bitch
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Lily Aldridge’s New Bikini Photos Will Melt Your Freaking Eyeballs!
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Comparing Today’s Hottest Athletes to Vintage Sports Babes
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Bicycle Nutplant…..
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Elle Fanning Jailbait Video of the Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Pregnat
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Breakdancing With a Chair
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The 30 Hottest Rugby Cheerleaders
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Emma Stone in Spiderman
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Mischa Barton Brings Her Pale Titties To The Beach
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Jennifer Nicole Lee With Her Impressive Camel Toe In Short Shorts
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Maria Menounos And A Sweet Down Blouse Showing Off Her Tits
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Victoria Sivlstedt Great Tits, Butter Face
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Joe Manganiello’s Bitch With Impants in a Bikini
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Kate Upton and the Hottest Lingerie Model WAGs
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Brooke Burns Hawaiian Vacation in Bikini
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Ridiculous Cry for Attention in Gold Spandex Panties
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Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pics with Pussy Definition…
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Paz De La Huerta’s Naked Photoshoot I Already Posted But That You Probably Missed Cuz No One Reads My Site
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Shanna Moakler Naked as Fuck Archive Images
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LEGGO MY PREGGO PICS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

28

Dec

Jessica Simpson Big Tits of the Day

Here are some shitty, boring pictures of Jessica Simpson pregnant and showing some mom to be tit, only because she’s got a filled up with fetus uterus inside her and her obesity is officially justified…. and some of you weirdos are into that…I prefer my women infertile…unless they are Jessica Simpson and own a billion dollar clothing empire for me to K-Fed…but that’s just because I’m too lazy to make my own money, and her white trash retard ways would be easier to manipulate than to mount like the tired old pony she is….shitty pics with shitty commentary for shitty readers….that’s what keeps this site barely afloat…thanks for that….I need a drink….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2011

28

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Holiday Season is when everyone loses their shit…and that makes for great news…..I like watching…if anything…I live for this shit…

High Speed Car Crash Caught On Camera
A stranded motorist narrowly escaped injury when his car conked out on a major Texas freeway early Wednesday morning — and the resulting crash was caught on tape.

Drive-Thru Robbery Doesn’t Go As Planned
A pair of masked men is suspected in an attempted robbery that occurred Monday night at a Dunkin Donuts in Whitfield; however, instead of barging inside and demanding money from the cash register these men opted to use the drive-thru lane.

Canadian Shoppers Pepper Sprayed At Boxing Day Sale

Drake and Lil Wayne Rumors Spark Brawl At Mall Of America
Cell phone videos captured the melee at the Mall of America on Monday, but police say they still aren’t sure what sparked the massive melee that was followed by a series of scuffles.

Cops: Christmas Shooter Wore Santa Suit
A man who killed himself and six relatives in Grapevine on Christmas Day wore a Santa suit during the shooting spree, police said.

VIDEO: Clerk Knocks Out Would-Be Robber
An armed robber who tried to hold up a business in South Carolina was knocked out by a store clerk.

Philly Dad Dead After Days In Recliner
A 9-1-1 call for a Philadelphia woman with stomach pains turned odd when paramedics were asked to take away a dad who had died two days ago in his lounge chair.

Video: Occupy Nashville Protesters Fight
This is supposed to be the season that brings people together, but in Occupy Nashville, tensions are tearing some people apart.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

28

Dec

Miley Cyrus Laundromat Photoshoot of the Day

Some of my most erotic experiences have happened in Laundromats….from sniffing dirty panties…to stealing hot girl panties from their dryers…to meeing drifters….the laundromat has given me many orgasms…..unlike thes pictures of Miley Cyrus in a Laundromat for some photoshoot…but I’m a firm believer in “if it’s got a pussy, it’s worth jerking off to”….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

28

Dec

Lauren Sanchez Hot Mom Tits on the Beach

Lauren Sanches some slutty latino 42 year old news anchor who is on some shitty fucking Good Day LA …. not that a host of Good Day LA can ever be considered a news anchor but more a real housewife who’s rich and connecting husband hooked up with a gig to keep her from fucking the pool boy and to keep her from being annoying as fuck….but more importantly who doesn’t mind parading her ass and fake titties around enough to get noticed…..but not enough to offend us with her stretch marks….Big old titties get noticed.

Posted in:Lauren Sanchez

2011

28

Dec

Ali Larter Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

Someone told me that there’s actual a movement for what we’ve all been seeing the last 5-10 years…you know where mom’s are dressing in their teen girl’s clothing…especially in rich neighborhoods…you know in the Juicy Couture, Yoga Pants, Uggs…and it is called Peter Pan moms….something that makes me laugh…but that also brings me joy because mom’s holding onto their youth, jealous and competing for male attention with their own daughters, rocking bikinis on beaches, all while having more experience, confidence, eagerness and ability to fuck….coupled with insecurity, yoga bodies, and husbands that make no time for them cuz they are too busy working….and fucking younger women….becuase

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

28

Dec

Estelle Cruijff Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some great older bitch tits on some older bitch named Estelle Cruijff who is some dutch prostitute who avoided the red light district window display job….because she is the neice of some dutch footballer labeled the player of the century and in Europe that’s a title close to sainthood…..at least a title that gets his family looped into the Dutch world for football and in a position to groupie out, groupie on, and get stuffed by entire teams before settling down and getting married to some footballer hero named Ruud Gullit, who was the head coach for the LA Galaxy for a year….cuz Soccer is not just for gay euro trash anymore…..but he got fired and he now sits around on beaches with his baby momma and her great tits cuz he’s got enough money that….since he doesn’t really need to work and getting fired pretty much doesn’t mean much for being able to afford his wife’s botox injections and other luxuries…..if you know what I mean…and what’s important is that these titties are looking good in their bikini they call home….cuz sex with your wife may be hell….and farm sex may be more appealing than relationship sex most of the time…you know to switch things up…but at least she’s got features that help her husband through the suffering…and more importantly….she probably lets him fuck whatever he wants so long as he doesnt cut up her gold card….typical.

Posted in:Estelle Cruijff

2011

28

Dec

Girl Who Will Fuck Anyone on TV in Her Bikini of the Day

Here is further proof that if you are even the most obscure person on TV, I’m talking the guy in the Best Buy ads….or even the guy in the local furniture store ads….you’re gonna get pussy…because I assume girls figure you’ve got shit going for you if people are willing to let you on camera…especially since they aren’t on TV…and their last asshole boyfriend wasn’t on TV…but he’d sure be pissed off to find out that she’s fucking someone who is on TV….kinda thing that makes the world go round…and the nice thing about it is that she looks hot in a bikini…..

If you’re wondering who the guy is, not that you are…he’s on the Kardashian show from hell I hope no one watches leaving them unwanted and in line for a good old fashioned family murder suicide.

Posted in:Jonathan Cebran

2011

28

Dec

Mischa Barton’s Bikini Pics of the Day

I used to do a Mischa Barton death watch back when she was in therapy and tending to some kind of addiction I’m not sure was ever exploited or explained for the sheer fact that no one gives a fuck about Mischa Barton and whether she died tomorrow or even 4 years ago…no one’s life would really fucking change…she’s a low impact celebrity….

Either way, she was bloated, disgusting to look at, unshowered and she likely stank…but for some reason she pulled it together…probably thanks to the millions in her bank and its ability to hire trainers and handlers…and now she’s looking tight enough bodied on the beach for me to want the disgusting sloppy past off her with my mouth…I’m weird like that.

Posted in:Mischa Barton

2011

28

Dec

Amanda Seyfried Period Friendly Pants of the Day

Here is Amanda Seyfried, a bitch I thought was the hottest thing in Hollywood, even when dressed down and dumpy, all because she did lesbian and nude scenes along with Disney bullshit family friendly hallmark channel shit….making her not some full of shit LeAnn Rimes or Miley scandal when their true whore colors come out…but for some reason….as time goes on….I find myself over it…she’s average at best…and boring as fuck and her period friendly pants make her come across as too safe for my liking….cuz bitches who risk getting blood on their white pants are usually bitches who fuck you til you cum instead of fuck you until they get lazy and force you to jerk off to finish off….if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried