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2009

22

Jan

I am – Daydreamin’ of a Tied Up Bitch of the Day

I used to do a feature called “Day Dreamin'”, I haven’t done one in a long time because I was watching TV at a friend’s house and some motherfucker used the song I used in a TV commercial, leaving me at a loss about what to fucking do about postin’ these videos, but I’ve got over it and had this video from the Adult Expo that happened a couple weeks ago of some girl and her handler with ropes….cuz there’s nothing like day dreamin’ about a tied up bitch, because you know it’s harder for her to escape.

Posted in:Bondage|stepDAYDREAM|stepTV

2009

22

Jan

From the stepFORUM of the Day

If you’re wondering how to seduce a girl on the internet, don’t write that you want to fuck her damp pussy. It just doesn’t work. It makes her think of moldy basements and not about jumping on your dick. True story.

Here’s some action going on in the stepFORUM, a place where you can meet your future wife, if your idea of future wife has a penis….

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———Celebs———

HOT – Artemis Asteriadi @ Greece Maxim Magazine (NSFW)
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HOT – Natali Thanou @ Greece Max Magazine (kind of NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston and a few nice Butt shots
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Viktoria Kardya @ Greece Maxim (NSFW)
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Supermodel Helena Christensen is NUDE
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Rosie Huntington – Whiteley Dolce & Gabbana Photoshoot
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Emma Roberts Jay Leno Show
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Kristen Stewart @ “Adventureland” premiere
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Zooey Deschanel – Hollywood Life House Portraits
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Heather Graham and Her Cleavage
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Kelly Brook – Leaving her home in London
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Pussycat Dolls – Performance in Glasgow
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HOT – Girls of Pro Sports (NSFW)
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HOT – Barbara Stoyanoff in a deliciously Trashy Photoshoot (NSFW)
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———Audio Books———

Barack Obama – The Audacity Of Hope
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Stephen Hawkins’ Theory Of Everything
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———Music———

Beyonce – From The Beginning The Best
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Beastie Boys – Aglio e Olio
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Pharrell Williams
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Billy Joel – Attila
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Orbital – Work 1989-2002
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Charlotte Sometimes – Waves & The Both of Us
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George Strait – Somewhere Down In Texas – 2005
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The Future Sound Of London – Teachings
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Akon – Freedom
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———Random———

Real Girls
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P90x: Get Ripped in 90 Days
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———Movies and TV Shows———

The Dark Side of Porn (Documantary Series)
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The Secret Life of Bees
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W. (2008)
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My Best Friends Girl
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———E-Books———

Adobe Photoshop CS3 Classroom in a Book
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FOREX Manual Of Successful Trading
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———Sleaziness———

Madison Ivy CreampieSuprise in HD
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Security Cam Sex
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slim chick with very large naturals getting fucked
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Tori black & nicole ray – sleeping beauties
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Dr Adventures – Claire Dames and Cassandra Calogera
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Katie Cummings – I Love Big Butts 3
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Shyla Stylez – Brazzers Vault
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Young and Busty
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HUGE titted teen fingers herself
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Laure Sainclair!
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

22

Jan

Zelda Williams and the Paparazzi of the Day

I have officially decided to follow Zelda Williams around because we go way back. I was trying to seduce her when she was just a private school girl in San Francisco on Friendster 5 or 6 years ago. She never bit, so I can only assume she’s a lesbian, especially when going shopping for moisturizer with your arm around some slut while wearing plaid. I am sure you would be a lesbian if you’re dad was Robin Williams too, I mean dude’s fucking annoying as shit and having him as the predominant male figure in your life, would probably lead you to other side. I just hope she inherited his hairy gene, because if her pussy looks anything like her father’s chest, she’d pretty much be my dream girl, but that’s just cuz I like Bush and am over this whole Obama thing.

Posted in:Zelda Williams

2009

22

Jan

Latoya Jackson’s Lookin’ Pretty Fucking Good of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, and that is that this Jackson sister looks like a fucking monster, something you’d expect to see in a horror movie coming to eat your brains. I guess it’s got something to do with her having had a couple of plastic surgeries and those plastic surgeries slowly falling apart like an old car that was once luxurious, but I’d still stuff her like a turkey, provided she’s still got a vagina, but that’s just because I have a thing for girls who look like they are a fucking corpse.

Posted in:Latoya Jackson|Scary

2009

22

Jan

Some Jojo Facebook Pictures of the Day

Someone emailed in these pictures of Jojo from her Facebook. Sure she’s pretty much irrelevant, but there was a time when people/perverts everywhere would talk about the things they would do to her, once she turned 18. She was one of those jailbait fantasies that fell into obscurity after she became legal. I was never feeling this girl. Her ghetto swagger and thick body that got violated by a bunch of black dick just did nothing to me, kinda like these Facebook pictures. I wasn’t expecting to see her in a black on white chick orgy, I wasn’t even really expecting any panty shots, but the girls on my facebook , have pictures that are a hell of a lot more incriminating, the kind of shit that will get them rejected from all major colleges when they reach that milestone in their young adult life, but I’ll post these anyway, because they are something, even though they are pretty close to nothing…if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Facebook|Jojo Levesque

2009

22

Jan

Kristen Stewart’s Dad’s Name is Cletus of the Day

Kristen Stewart's Dad Gets In Paparazzo's Face

Kristen Stewart’s dad is white trash. I hear he gets in the paparazzi face because he looks like a Jew and racists hate Jews the most because they aer white. I also hear that when he’s not inseminating bulls, he’s playing with a collection of panties from the women he’s raped in his tool shed. He doesn’t like dentistry, but he does like smoking, drinking and breaking shit and eating mustard out of the jar while reading magazines with full spread pussy shots, because it is his only option when it comes to reading material….because words are hard to read, but spread pussy is universal. He’s jerked off to his daughter at least once while she was sleeping and has successfully convinced her to shower with him when her mom was at work, and by work I mean in line at the welfare office, because watching the stuff that made her go back in her is what makes his world one worth living in.

Posted in:Dad|Kristen Stewart

2009

22

Jan

Abortion Documentary of the Day

Have you ever seen an aboriton? I haven’t until today and I wish I never had. This shit was traumatizing. This should be a fucking condom commercial. I suggest you don’t watch it and despite everything in me that told me not to post this shit, I feel it’s good to know exactly what I am talking about next time I make an abortion joke, or at least maybe it will motivate me to make miscarriage or still birth jokes instead. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what happens next time I do a Lily Allen post.

On a side note, posting an abortion on the site is probably not my high point.

Posted in:Abortion

2009

22

Jan

Coleen Rooney’s Unfortunately Still in Her Bikini of the Day

Coleen Rooney’s still in her bikini, this is day three of me watching the little pouch of fat above her bikini bottoms. I feel like we’ve become friends, like when I look at the picture shit’s talking to me, asking me advice and wondering what it should do later tonight, because it’s bored. I feel like it’d be good company, you know to grab a drink with, maybe rub a little, or bounce quarters off of, but I hear Coleen Rooney’s got no plan to let the fucking thing venture off on its own, she’s greedy cunt and she insists on keeping it all for herself to play with, forcing me to only maintain this love affair through pictures, if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney

2009

22

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Wearing Work Out Gear of the Day

Kim Kardashian in work-out gear is the same thing as an anorexic girl at an all you can eat buffet. It just doesn’t make sense to me, because she’s fat. The fact that she’s got a work-out DVD coming out is like an anorexic landing a cooking show. I am sure there are better analogies, but today’s not a good day, especially after writing about this useless bitch with about as much substance as my dog’s shit, that seems to have an endless supply, but always stinks, if anything I should win a fucking award for trying to come up with something out of nothing for the last 4 or 5 years….

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Work Out

2009

22

Jan

Rod Stewart’s Short Man Syndrome’s Gone Too Far of the Day

Rod Stewart likes big girls, because he’s short. It’s a typical small man syndrome situation, where the small man spends his teenage years jerking off to the hot girls in his class, then decides that he’s tired of the rejection, gets successful and runs after all the tall girls he otherwise couldn’t have, usually being manly lookin’ models, because anyone who sings the shit he sings has got to be gay, but that’s not good for his career, so he goes for girls who know just how to strap on and fuck the shit out of him in his extended king sized bed he got from the same supplier as Shaq and when he’s done he climbs up and down her like a mountain climber trying to conquer a mountain.

Posted in:Monster|Penny Lancaster|Rod Stewart|Short Man Syndrom

2009

22

Jan

Tila Tequila is a Waste of Fucking Space of the Day

I hate Tila Tequila, which is probably expected since I hate most people. There’s something about her that makes me feel there is something seriously wrong with the world. I don’t understand how she can have a career and the attention from the paparazzi, her own show with MTV, book deals, hosting parties and making lots of money doing shit like that for being a half naked asian with fake tits.

Her milking this lesbian shit because she’s figured out that it gets her more airtime and secures her brand, offends me. Sure, this new goth chick is hotter than the last pussy she pretended to date, but so is the shit smear on my toilet seat that’s been there all week, because she was fucking hideous.

Her bending down to this girl’s pussy area and sticking her tongue out to give us the fantasy of what is going to go on in the bedroom or club bathroom is about as attractive as a chick mimicking a blowjob by air-jerking a dick and opening her mouth, the type of thing you’d expect from a fat chick who doesn’t know how to seduce.

Shit’s all about being subtle, it’s about being sexy, coming out and doing this shit just makes you look like a fucking joke, but for some reason, she gets more work and attention from it, and that bothers me. Not to mention, I have a feeling they aren’t even fucking and this is just a cry for more attention which makes the whole thing that much worse…

Sure this post had no point, because I know you love this kind of fake slut behavior so look at the pics.

Posted in:Lesbian|Loser|Tila Tequila

2009

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I had the pleasure of watching the last 5 minutes of American Idol at a friend’s house. Yes, despite popular belief, I do have a couple friends and they do let me in their houses, sometimes. I think I wrote that I am surprised this shit is still on the air and that Americans are still watching it. Sure, you elected Bush to office after his first term and I am sure have done a whole lot of other fucking stupid shit, but this just doesn’t make sense to me. Watching the audition process is more like watching the shitty auditions, maybe some of us want to hear people who can sing, instead of watch a show milk the bad auditions that they set up, as hard as they fucking can. I like how Ford, Coca Cola and whoever else sponsors the shit out of that show and lines Simon’s British pockets support laughing at people with serious disorder, whether it is autism or apergers or just fuckin’ mental illness, they aren’t right and mocking them, crushing them and spitting them out for America offends me.

On a side note, the new judge reminds me of the kind of girl you’d find drunk at the bar, falling off a stool, her hair and make-up a mess, a cigarette hanging from her mouth backwards, talking all kinds of shit about how bad she wants to fuck, before lifting up her skirt, grabbing her cunt for the bar tender who just wants her to leave the fucking place, before pissing herself and puking all over the bar at the same fucking time. She’s like a horny, raspy motherfucker, who is a condescending mess threatened by younger more talented people than her. I’d totally fuck her.

Yes, I just wrote about American Idol. I should hang myself from my shower curtain, unfortunately, we don’t have a shower curtain.

Here are my links.

Support the Site By Getting Girls To FIst Each Other…
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Bad Girl’s Club Can’t Suck Dick and Apologizes….Pathetic
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Pierce Brosnan Got Fucking Punked!
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Megan Foxe’s Tongue Conjures Up Dirty Thoughts in My Head
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The Nine Hottest Hawaiian Women Ever (Pics)
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Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Coffee Cleavage
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Wax Your Girlfriends Eyebrows While She’s Sleeping Because, Well, Why Not
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NURTIGRAIN WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
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Mini Me Tongues a Baby
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Topless in Some New Piece of Shit Movie She’s In
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More Porn Then You Can Shake Your Stick At
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George Bushes Doodles During Obama’s Speech
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Striptease of the Day
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Little Adolf Hitler’s Mother Wants You to Know a Thing or Two
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Tom Cruise is Just Fucking Delusional
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Verne Troyer is Scaring the Shit Out of Me
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If Wanting to Bang the First Lady is Wrong, Then I Don’t Want to be Right
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50 Cent Works out Like a Bitch
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When it Comes to Choosing Beautys, Brains Are Just Irrelevant. Sorry
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Bikini Beach Babes Make My Day
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Tits, Ass and Everything In Between
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Find a Girl to Fuck. What Else Are You Doing Tonight?
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Your Tax Dollars Hard At Work to Win the War as Soldiers Bite the Heads Off Live Chickens….
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Amy Reid is What You Want
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Freestyle Bike Failure
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Please, Be Mine, You’re All I’ve Ever Wanted
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This Bad Girls Club Shit Just Keeps Getting More Funny
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The Terminator is Watching You
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Flip Book Fun
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If There is a God, I Pray to You to Allow Me to Retire in St Barts
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Ahhh to Be Down by the River
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Eva Mendes is Pretty Much Better Then Everyone
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Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand Sometime
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Rebcecca Loose is Topless
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I Am Head Over Heels For Aria Giovanni
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We’re in a Recession, So Get a Free Mean From McDonald’s
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Here’s a Little Eyebrow Party
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One Day They Are Fighting, The Next Getting Married
More Rumors From Hollywood’s Favorite Fake Lesbian Couple
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Godzilla Versus the Netherlands
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Verne Troyer Knows How to Party
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Read These Comments About the Worst Things People Have Ever Done
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Why is the European Maxim So Amazing?
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BONUS – Drunk, Half Naked, Party Girls
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The Fake KKK from Yesterday Issue an Apology Because they are Pussies…

On a Side Note – Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Miller Tell Jay-Z and Young Jeezy Their Time is Up as Being Inspiration to Black People Because Someone With Substance Has Stepped Up.

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

21

Jan

Rihanna and Her Hot Cleavage of the Day

Her name is Rihanna, she’s pretty much the biggest thing in music, I mean unless you count Beyonce’s fat ass, but that’s a different kind of big that comes from eating too much Popeye’s chicken, the same Popeye’s chicken that lead to Beyonce’s husband running off to the islands to find new pussy that doesn’t looks and smell like cottage cheese and instead he molded this superstar.

So I guess I should be thanking Popeye’s chicken for making Rihanna happen and for making Beyonce fall from her throne because she broke the fucking thing at a family function. I usually try my best to not thank fast food companies, since they are the devil and ruined my wife’s ass and in turn my sex life, but I guess Rihanna and my wife’s premature impending death proves that they do some good, so don’t believe all the negative publicity they get….and look at Rihanna’s cleavage.

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna

2009

21

Jan

Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee on the Beach of the Day

His name is Paul Daniels and you have no idea who he is because he is from the UK and that’s like another planet to your ignorant ass. Don’t take it personally because I didn’t know who he was either, but that’s not saying much, because sometimes I don’t even know who’s lookin’ back at me when I look in the mirror. I am just being dramatic. It happens. But if you wanted to know, he’s some magician, you know, something you’d expect to be a virgin’s sport, and he’s managed to get pretty rich off the shit. At least rich enough to cheat on his first wife with his assistant named Debbie McGee who is in the pictures with him.

I did a little Wikipedia search as I do and found out that he’s got something to prove, you know with being a magician and all, and he has been spoken openly about his sexual conquests, stating that he’s banged over 300 women, and letting us all know he’s gone a long way from practicing magic tricks throughout highschool, when other people were getting their dick sucked in their horse drawn carriages.

He also made this statement about his wife that I’d like to leave you with as you click on her picture to get a better look at her and her teeth…

“Once I got upstairs, Debbie was lying stark naked on the bed – eat your heart out fellas! She was wearing the sort of sleeping blindfold you get on long-haul flights. Printed on it was Do Not Disturb. But further down her body she had a sign that said Disturb”

Disturbed is right…..at least it’s what I am feeling right now and that may or may not have anything to do with these pictures, it seems to be a daily activity of mine, so I’m not pointing any fingers here. I’m just glad he didn’t talk about pulling a rabbit out of her cunt

Posted in:Bikini|Debbie McGee|Paul Daniels

2009

21

Jan

Coleen Rooney is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

Coleen Rooney is still chubby in her bikini on her permanent vacation. I got nothing to say about this doughy bitch, other than that I haven’t eaten all day, I’ve been too fucking lazy, something I have a feeling she’s never too lazy to do despite how lazy she may look.

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney