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2011

13

Mar

Possible Vanessa Hudgens Staged Self Shot Nudes for Attention Round 2 of the Day

UPDATE – I AM NOT GONNA BE A FALL GUY FOR SOME USELESS DISNEY CHICK’S LEGAL HUSTLE . I AM NOT GOING TO GET SUED OVER SOMETHING SO UNINTERESTING AND LOW PROFILE. I AM SAVING MY LAWSUITS FOR SOMETHING MAJOR. NOT NONSENSE GIRLS TRYING TO GET FAMOUS OR PEOPLE TO HER MOVIE – I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS EVEN HER…I AM VICTIM HERE
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I know I’m gonna get sued for posting these pics, even though me posting these pics is exactly what the bitch wants, otherwise she wouldn’t have released the shit to the internet, you know cuz her new movie sucked, she’s a natural whore, she’s trying to break free from the Disney stigma, she was trained at a young age to use her pussy to advance her career, she wasn’t trained to shave the pussy. You think she woulda learned since last time…Luckily, I’m down with bush.

That said, the last nude scandal is the last time people actually talked about her, or cared about her, or noticed her. So why not do it again….makes sense…

I don’t know where the uncensored pics are, but it’s Sunday and right now I’m hating Vanessa Hudgens for making me turn on my computer during my downtime, cunt.

Literally.

Get it, cuz she’s showing her cunt and it is quite fucking pink.

Who fucking cares. I’m so over and done with fake nude scandals, even with real nudes pics. All girls are whores. All girls have pics like this, the challenge is getting them all in my inbox…I don’t like when they are just given to me…you know I’m a man and therefore a hunter so I like the chase my prey….so unless I was hacking her computer and found these, I’m not so eager. It’s the same reason I hate porn, just knowing bitches are into getting paid to suck that dick makes the blowjob less awesome no matter how awesome it is.

She’s making out with no name Nickelodeon girl Alexa Nikolas, who I can assume released the pics…to get herself out there…cuz girls making out with each other is always for male attention as real dykes don’t exist…and I guess so is spreading pussy…

Enjoy…the bullshit…while it lasts…I am sure ther’es a lot more to come.

Keep in mind – these may not be of Vanessa Hudgens, I was just told they are and I’m speculating. They are censored. Shes’ 20. So I’m gonna assume these are legal to post. Cuz underage nudity is bad.

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Not sure if you heard, but there was an earthquake and Tsunami in Japan. I think it may have been set off as a distraction from Charlie Sheen…or maybe from the oil trying to kill the electrical while distracting from their wars in Arab countries….and the whole thing makes me want to watch Japanese puke porn, drink Saki bombs, and TWEET heartless insanity cuz people take themselves too seriously while pretending they give a fuck because it makes them feel better about themselves from the comfort of their desk that wasn’t just wiped out by a Tsunami….Everytime someone dies, a natural disaster hits and I start running my mouth on the shit, I lose followers, cuz you are all a bunch of hypocrite pussies….The funniest thing in all this is I have friends in Japan who can’t be contacted….so shit hits me closer to home than for most of these twitter haters who pretend to be carers…….

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER and Here are my stepLINKS….

Lohan’s Not Wearing a Bra – But Her Chin Should Be
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Twilight Case Almost Died But Didn’t
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Some Pissing Porn In HOnor of the Tsunami
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Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Matter Anymore – Cuz He Used the Tsunami as a Diverson, But His Favorite Shirt Does….
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Sofia Vergara Knows How To Work A Spoon
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Kim Kardashian, Slutting It Up At 13
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Marisa Miller & Camila Alves Are You Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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EVERYONE CAN REST EASY MARU THE JAPANESE CAT/INTERNET SENSATION IS OKAY
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You won’t believe how hot Tosh.O’s Girl Is
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For Those of You who Like Manly Chicks with Linebacker Shoulders, Jessica Biel is Singlec
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It’s Always the Right Time to Get Laid and Take a Vacation
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Cam Sluts Who do the Job Right
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WTF Photo of the Day – Slut with a Gun Edition
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You’re Not a Kid, so Don’t Play with Kids Toys
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UK Actress Jessie Wallace is See Through
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Let’s Laugh at Some Vintage JLO and P.Diddy
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I Wanna Punch Katherine Heigl in the Face
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Virginia Mae Getting Ready For A Bath
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Kelly Brooke and Her Tight Spandex Ass
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This Chick is Masterbating With Bananas
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Vaness Hudgens is Annoying But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Meet Ivy Snow
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Here’s a Collection of the Most Insane and Devastating Photos Thus Far From the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami
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Georgia Jones Always Knows How to Bring the Hotness
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Jessica Burciaga is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Rosa Acosta is Slutting Around in Some New Music Video and Here It Is
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Little Teen Strips Down at the Coffee Shop
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Lexi Stone and Sunny Leone Get It On
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Jessica White is Naked and I Love It
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Charlize Theron Always Looks Bangin
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Skyla Sammie and Lux Dildo Fucking One Another
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INSANE Video of the Movement During the Earthquake in Japan
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Hipster Girl Dresses Like a Six Year Old, Which Should Be Nice For You Pedos Out There
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Ana de la Reguera Makes Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Dad Launches Daughter Into Air! Yes! – VIDEO
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Katy Perry and Her Cleavage in a Purple Dress
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Check Out Sexy Kara on Video
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Sharon Stone Needs to Put a fuckin Bra On
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Rachel Bilson in Short Shorts
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More Matthew McConaughey Mom Being a Slut and I Like It
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Miley Cyrus Beats Up Paparazzo
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Kelly Brook Sweet See Through Spandex
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2011

11

Mar

Lesley Vogel Showing her Mom Tits of the Day

Here’s Hayden Panettiere’s Soap Opera star mom and her nose that she created, or borrowed from Michael Jackson cuz he had no use for it, you know cuz he’s dead…It has been a loyal fan and follower her everywhere…Seriously…she looks like a fucking clown…all plastic, orange and lookin like she was made in a Japan factory after a Tsunami and Earthquake fucked up their robot women assembly line….and for some reason, after seeing these pics, I kinda understand, or accept the fact that her pussy makes troll circus freakshow midget clowns….

That’s all I gotta say about that.

Posted in:Lesley Vogel

2011

11

Mar

Rachel Bilson Boring IN Shorts of the Day

Rachel Bilson is a prime example of lost opportunity. I’m looking at these pictures and I’m more interested in fucking her crackhead lookin’ friend. It’s like she did the groundwork to be a huge fucking deal, you know with that show the OC, where she would outshine Mischa Barton daily, but when the shit got cancelled, she went and got engaged to some loser, choosing the low profile route, like she’s that fucking important and has any business being “Low Profile”, when she shoulda been out in bikinis, flashing tit, living the young starlet life….but instead she went and hid on a fucking farm in Canada only to end things there and come back to Hollywood as a 30 year old who just isn’t as fun to watch as a 24 year old..

That said, here she is boring in shorts for the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

11

Mar

Elizabeth Hurley Showing Some Tit in Animal Print of the Day

Mom is that you? Shit Elizabeth Hurley got old. Tits or wild and crazy tight animal dress or not, all I can smell is menopause, not that it’s a bad thing, historically unlubricated vagina has offered my small penis the most friction and usually means the bitch is passed out and willing to let me do whatever I want to her cuz she can’t say no, not to mention extra facial hair, shitty bladder control and a monthly reminder that they are getting old as fuck and are unable to have kids, usually lowers standards and increases chances of anal because they just want to feel, and last time I checked, not being able to get pregnant is always a good thing, I mean unless you’re a young couple trying to start a family cuz you think you deserve to be like everyone else,unless you’re someone I’m trying to ejaculate inside…

Posted in:Elizaebeth Hurley

2011

11

Mar

Virginia Gallardo For MAxim Argenitina of the Day

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I usually write about how Maxim is losing their edge and have turned into a pile of shit magazine holding on by a thread, you know one photoshoot of an irrelevant cunt away from bankruptcy, but that was before I looked into their international labels, cuz looking at this Maxim Argentina shoot, shit seems to be doing things right, maybe cuz it’s not in the America and doens’t have to be candy-coated safe for work bullshit to please the Mormons, or maybe it’s just cuz Argentina doesn’t use the internet and still buy magazines, giving them some budget…not that this Virginia Gallardo ass I’ve never heard of, is some high cost pussy…I mean she looks like shes on some Coco level of relevance to the world…you know an attention craving trashy hooker, but at least they have her posing half naked like they are supposed to…..showing her big round ass to distract from her manly face and shitty fake tits like she’s she’s supposed to…and I like to give credit where it is deserved….

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Posted in:Virginia Gallardo

2011

11

Mar

Katerhine Heigl is Massive of the Day

It always amazes me when I hear people say shit like “Katherine Heigl is so Hot”…I know, shocking, but it has happened and it throws me off, mainly because she’s a fucking monster…the kind of pussy you’d expect to start a Tsunami when cum farting a load out of her ass in the bath…so I decided to post these pictures of her man-handling some dude – to prove my fucking point that she’s a monster…always appropriate to post the closest thing to Godzilla in Hollywood…you know always tying bullshit disasters to natural disasters…it’s my thing.

Posted in:Katherine Heigl

2011

11

Mar

Camila Alves and Marisa Miller Making Stupid Faces of the Day

Marisa Miller and Camila Alves were at some movie premiere the other night and I figured I’d put up the pictures because I think both these bitches are overrated…one is an old, mono-brow mom from South America and the other is some fake tit looking stripper with a hard face and hard body, but both are photoshopped and marketed into pussies you all think are amazing…You gotta look at these pictures closely and see what they actually are….which coincidentally is also a threesome fantasy for those of us who don’t seek perfection, but appreciate everything that isn’t what we already have especially when it isn’t fat…

Noureen DeWulf was there…I don’t know who she is…but she has tits, a lot like most women…making her nothing real special in the grand scheme of things…but who needs special….

Matthew McConaughey’s Mom was there flashing her ass proper….

Posted in:Camila Alves|Marissa Miller

2011

11

Mar

Taylor Momsen Performing in Slut Costume of the Day

I love Taylor Momsen performing outfits, mainly because she’s 17…because the day she turns 18, all you perverts will realize she’s got a Lady Gaga face and the body of an awkward 6 foot 4 basketball playing 14 year old boy….

We have the underage pussy blinders on….because that’s what she wants…as much exposure as possible…to get noticed and talked about and sexualized cuz it’s easy and good for business….even if she’s just doing what’s been done so many times before, like by Dakota Fanning pretending to be Joan Jett’s lesbian lover in that movie that came out last year…and really it doesn’t matter…

It’s actually inspiring and I hope not just for me and for other 17 year old girls who want to get noticed when walking down the street…because she’s inspired me to get a fake ID saying I’m 17 so that I can join the local teenage swimteam…in hopes of finding an actual hot teen who likes to be half naked…cuz I’m tired of lookin’ at this Gaga shit that I know is all a lie and that I feel she’s probably still a virgin scared of boys frontin’ , but clearly I’m not tired of it enough to not post it.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

11

Mar

Kim Kardashian in Leather Pants of the Dy

Little known fact. Kim Kardashian makes me money. Sure it’s not much money, cuz this site sucks, but it is enough to get drunk at least twice a month, which means in a weird way, Kim Kardashia pretty much works for me….or maybe that means I work for her…because everytime I post on her, it gives her attention, even if only to a handful of half retarded people, it’s still some stamp of approval I don’t like doing….

Little known fact. Kim Kardashian is fat as fuck. That body is some sloppy mess marketed to be a good thing, but definitely not a good thing, cuz it makes girls who would otherwise have eating disorders if their idols were who they were supposed to be, and not lazy, talentless, whores, you know like back when fat chicks weren’t famous for nothing, to order that other piece of cake.

Little known fact. I tweet Kardashian daily, cuz she knows how this game works and hasn’t unblocked me cuz she knows how the game works, even though I only have a handful of half retarded followers.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d still want to taste her fat chck asshole after a day in these pants sweating, but I have no standards. If anything, I’m disgusting. I also don’t think this ass is all that great to look at, especially when this bitch didn’t strap herself down in spanx hard enough for this pant choice, and the heels she’s wearing that can’t get any higher to make any fucking sense..

Who cares. There are more important things going on in the world.


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

11

Mar

Amanda Seyfried For Marie Claire UK of the Day


I am a fan of Amanda Seyfried when she’s out promoting movies, cuz she decides to shower. It’s a little step she takes that makes her look as fucking amazing as she has the capability of looking, her little elf ears and all, but the rest of the year, bitch looks like a dumpy homeless chick with a stinky pussy I’d still like to taste, cuz I may or may not be in love with her and we may or may not be connected at the soul….clearly the best thing to hit the internet or hollywood since Lohan….Seyfried was the real Mean Girls star…

Here she is in Marie Clarie UK….steppin’ it up for movie sales…cuz that’s just the kind of whore she is…

This Post is Dedicated to the Memory of the Guy who pictched Toshiba on an Earthquake Stopping Machine but who got fired…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

11

Mar

Alyssa Milano Self Shot Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

Here is a picture of Alyssa Milano ruining the concept of self shot pics….they say she’s a social media expert celebrity who blocked me on twitter along with everyone who doesn’t like my twitter earthquake coverage , but she’s doing these self shot pics all wrong…and not just cuz she’s pregnant and pregnancy is digusting…but because she’s not fucking naked.

I appreciate the fact that she’s using the hipster photographer app for her pics…but I don’t appreciate the fact that she’s not showing her hipster bush…that I know is a serious bush strictly based on her arm hair…

Pregnant or not, if you’re gonna take a pic of yourself in front of the mirror, you gotta do it right…and that’s naked…

I’m an expert on these things cuz I spend 90 percent of my day looking at self shot pics, or recruiting girls to take them, the other 10 percent of my day is spent shitting, crying, trying to masturbate- usually all at the same time…


This Post is Dedicated to our Fallen Soldiers in Japan. Support our Troops.

Posted in:Alyssa Milano

2011

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie Eve Martinez here. How’s life, gang?

I woke up this morning to a message on my cell phone full of mumbling and yelling about earthquakes, tsunamis and supplies  and other complete inaudibility that can only come  from a drunk friend or, in my case,  family member calling you in a panic at a completely inappropriate time.

My ringer was off so I missed the call, but the call was from Jesus and the time was close to 7 am and if I know him at all, he is in jail for being found passed out in an inflateable dingy boat n the camping section of  Wal Mart after,trying to get supplies for a tidal wave of water that isn’t even going to hit the coast of where we live.

Somewhere in there, I made out the words ‘Morning Links’, so here they are.

We Can All Agree That a Hot Blonde Makes the Start of Our Friday Better
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College Football’s Hottest Fans: All 120 Schools Ranked
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Spend Your Weekend With the Kind of Girls That Aren’t Why to Show Off
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Laurie Young is a Model That is totally Stalk Worthy
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And MORE Kate Upton Hotness
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Sexy Rubiks Cube Solver
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Cyn Santana is Curvy and I Like It
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Christmas Comes Early This Year, in the Form of This Slut
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Dov Charney is a Pervert and He May Have Just Raped a Former Employee of His, Who is Now Suing Him
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2011

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried talking in emoticons today – at least on – turned out it was a huge hit – people love my emoticons better than they love my broken bad english

No – not this bad english….

I feel like I’ve done that bit before….think of it as a re-run…I’m like two and a half man on all day and shit…Drunk off whiskey….Naughty girls everywhere…except here…

Huh?

Here are my stepLINKS….

Some Kate Upton Titty in a Bikini Outtakes…
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Tranny Taco Shop Fight! Holy Shit!!
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Pamela Anderson Going Through Security At LAX: Get Out The Gloves!!!
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Lindsay Lohan’s Tit
Sofia Vergara Big Tits Tiny Bikini = Perfect
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Amanda Bynes In Tiny Skirt Showing Off Her Ass
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More Pics of Lindsay and Her Tits Went to Court Again
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Mila Kunis And Jennifer Lawrence Are a Great Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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Sophie Turning Hot Body
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Because Even a Guy Like You Can Get Laid in a Place Like This
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Seriously, What WON’T These Chicks Do?
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Toys Make Anything You Do More Fun, Especially These Toys
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Charlie Sheen Once Shot Kelly Preston in the Arm With a Gun. What the FUCK?!
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Kelly Brooke Has One Hot Camel Toe
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Robin Wright Penn is Still Completely Bangable, Sean Penn is an Idiot
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Isla Fisher, Erin Andrews, Petra Nemcova, Bar Refaeli, Elle Macpherson Oh My
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Minka Kelly Beach Godess
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Maria Menounos – black bikini pussy lip slip
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Here’s Comes the Lawsuit! Charlie Sheen is Out For Blood
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Australian Actress Samara Weaving Has One Hot Surfer Body
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This Chick and Her Tits Make good Use of Twitter
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here’s the Next Carl Lewis and By Carl Lewis I Mean Fat Kid Thinking He Can Be on the Track Team – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Naked Joey Hart
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Caught On Camera: Bobbi Kristina Has A Sex Tape!
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Perfect Little Blonde Teen Stips for Her Boyfriend After Curfew
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Jessica Right and Bree Barrett Get It On
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Now THESE Are Fucking Machines
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What I Would give to Bang Lydia Hearst
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Teen Lesbians Get Their Fingering On
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Emma Miller’s 100 Sexiest shoot For FHM
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Short Shorts of Short Skirt? I Can’t Tell
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Vanessa Hudgens and Birttany Snow, Who Would You Rather
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Dumbass Robbers Are Always Good for a Laugh – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Oh Jeez, Charlie Sheen Did a Funny of Die Video
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Hot Chick Dancer Ends Up Pantyless. Whoops – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Heather Starlet is Hot in Blue
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10 of the worst TV character names ever broadcast
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Happy Birthday Bow Wow: A History Of The Rapper’s Bangin Beauties
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More About Christina Aguilera Being a Fat Drunk
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Kirstie Alley Big Fat And Apparently Organic
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Lohan In Leather Brings Her Boobs To Court…Again
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Britney Spears New Thong Pics. Looking Totally Fappable
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

10

Mar

Kate Moss Still Models of the Day

Kate Moss brought her polluted vagina out in a leotard for some fashion show. I hope they equipped the shit with Saran Wrap like they do on new bathing suits, in a “no don’t worry you can take this home with you” kinda way, cuz I’d hate to be the fresh faced model who is forced to wear the sample again for a photoshoot, only to have Pete Doherty remnants dripping down her leg 4 to 6 weeks later.. Needle sharing, groupie sex, rockstar loving pussy is not something you want to rub against, unless of course you are me, who would wear that leotard and/or her vagina as a gas mask walking into a fucking chemical warzone, but I don’t respect my body, but I’d love to respect Kate Moss’….ideally with my tognue..

Posted in:Kate Moss