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2011

14

Jul

Christina Aguilera is Large and in Charge…of the Buffet of the Day

I remember Christina Aguilera when she was a tiny little thing….with tiny little tits…and a tiny little ass…in a time long before she raped her uterus with pregnancy and raped the all you can eat buffet of all the food everyday for the last two years cuz that’s the only thing that can explain how far gone she is…it’s like she threw it all away and for no really reason….other than possible internal torment…maybe her daddy used to touch her…I don’t know…but I do know she needs to take some of her money and hire a fucking trainer cuz I believe in her…and believe there’s another chance for this mom pussy to win me over instead of the restaurant owner of every restaurant she walks into ready to make his month with her one order…if you know what I mean….

Maybe I’m just wishful thinking, maybe I just hate fat chicks who look like retired strippers at the trailer park, I guess I could just move onto the many many other not tainted vagina out there to post pictures of…an that’s just what I am going to do…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

14

Jul

Ivanka Trump Pregnancy Fetish Pics of the Day

I don’t know about you, but ready to drop porn has always been disgusting to me. The whole idea of pregnancy was never beautiful, except for a drunken one night stand when you know you’re not that dad and can’t ever be the dad thanks to the fetus already in a bitch…I had the way their belly buttons stick out, and I hate the way their nipples get big and weird, and most importantly I hate how shit rapes a body…the only thing hot about ready to drop porn is how tight the asshole gets when the baby is crowning, but usually the bitch is too far gone at that point to let you inside her….

So here’s Ivanka Trump, too far gone as far as I’m concerned to ever bounce back, unless that bouncing takes place on her new fat ass and ravaged pussy lips…

She’s the socialite gone to waste…she coulda been Paris Hilton, but instead she went respectable…Sucks.

Posted in:Ivanka Trump

2011

14

Jul

Nicolas Cage’s Son Proves You Can’t Raise a Normal Kid in Hollywood of the Day

Here’s Weston Cage and his gang of rejects….fucking losers acting like the idiots they are…proving that Nic Cage is a horrible dad who raised his kid with a trsust fund to get him out of her hair while he was being famous and successful, leading to this Weston Cage motherfucker being a tormented soul, all gothic and dark, who humiliates himself in efforts to get his dad to noticee him, and with famous fathers, comes latch on bitches with big tits who fuck you and fight you, in efforts to make themselves famous, and the whole thing is so fucking weird, but I’d still like to watch the sex tape. It’d be hysterical and his wife and her dyke seem stripper enough to make it good. Something to consider.

All this to say….What a crying for attention spoiled brat….I hate people like this… but they are funny fucking idiots…

Posted in:Weston Cage

2011

14

Jul

Some Bitches from Some TV Show Slutting Out for GQ of the Day

Here’s Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs for GQ, doing some Terry Richardson style lesbianism, like he did with Glee, in efforts to promote their show “Community” and as far as I’m concerned, it is genius marketing, even if it didn’t take a genius to figure it out, since dyking out celebs in their underwear, in subtle yet implied pornographic images, that just touch the line of pornography, you know as a lead in, but still keeps corporate sponsors happy, while making the fans hungry for more, is just a solid move…I should take their lead, but I prefer napping.

Before today I didn’t know who these bithes were and now I want to see their sex tape…Good work GQ….now Put me on the cover in my panties…I need the fame.

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Posted in:Alison Brie|Gilian Jacobs

2011

14

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have something seriously against morning…except if I’m still drinking from the night before…cuz usually by that point I’m numb and all the repressed memories are forgotten….

I think that’s why I always wake up at noon.

This hangover would be better if it had pussy lips in it….

Guests on Judge Judy Have Got to Represent the Moron Population of America
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50 Most Crooked Athletes in Sports History
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Free Cam Show That Are Hot Like Fire
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Roof Jump Timing Fail – VIDEO
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How About some Victoria Secrets Angels in Spandex?
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Web Cam Sluts You Will Love, Trust Me
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Chick With Braces Gives you the Money Shot
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The 10 Hottest Serbian Babes
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If I Know You at All, You Probably Have STDs Already
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Posted in:MHD

2011

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Oh shit. I almost forgot to do my stepLINKS…I blame my meth teeth and my addiction to becoming the next Tom from Myspace of Google+ without the whole upside of being a billionaire from the shit…not that I’m actually addicted to a website or internet service. The only thing I’m only addicted to on the internet is all the available pussy or pictures of pussy….How crass of me…I am normally so eloquently spoken…..

I’m drunk.

Now here are those stepLINKS you probably didn’t notice weren’t up yet. Thanks for the support you asshole.

Erin Andrews Does Kate Upton on Video – Whatever that Means…
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Chat Roulette Girl in a Bikini Prank….Funny….
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Some Victoria’s Secret Angels in Picture
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50 Craziest Mass Transit Fights
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Miranda Kerr Named Her Baby After Her Dead Ex Boyfriend. That.Slut.
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I love camgirls….more than strippers
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Fat White Bitch Sucking Hard and Rapping video
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The Jersey Shore Florence Promo Pics are as Trash as You’d Expect them To be
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The Best Planking Pic To Date – Chick Face in Toilet – Genius
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Never Too many Webcam Bitches…So Many Webcam Bitches…
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I Like Curry Chicken but I don’t Like Adrianne Curry – Even When She’s Half Naked and Flexing
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I love that Rodney King Got Arrested Again. Poor guy. Always oppressed by the man for being a ….drunk driver.
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Some Oversized Vagina Lips for Some Good Times
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Some Hairy German Actress Who Looks Like a Beast Celebrity Pussy
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Dave Grohl Kicking Out Fans
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Du Hast A Capella Weirdness
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This Things that Look DIrty But Aren’t is Awesome
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Old Nasty Bitch on Webcam
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Ali Larter See Through Top And Big Mom Boobs. Win, Win.
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Bottom Feeder Imogen Thomas Shows Her Camel Toe And Big Tits
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Teen Mom Farah – Big Fake Tits in A Small Bikini
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Kim Kardashian’s Personal Shitty Vacation Pics
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Lauren Pope Upskirt
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Throwback Alba Giving Herself a Wedgie Bikini Pics
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I want to fuck the Queen’s Royal Pussy – Does that Make me Weird?
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Here’s Prince Harry’s Piece of Hairy Taco
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Arm Wrestle Chick Breaks Her Arm
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Cameron Diaz Fondling Breasts in Bad Teacher
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I will Always Jerk off to Lohan Falling
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Hitler Had Sex Dolls Made for Nazi Troops Cuz He Was Gay and Would Collect the Semen to Bathe in It
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Some Teen Fetish Lesbians Fucking Each Other
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Some SI Swimsuit Footage Cuz We Link Bitches in Bikinis
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

13

Jul

Victoria’s Secret Robot Sluts at some Cancer Bullshit of the Day

Here is an inside look at the tough life that is a Victoria’s Secret model after she sells her soul to victoria’s secret Devil in exchange for “making it” in the world of modeling….

The drones who were commanded to attend the event in NYC from mothership who they signed their life away to at risk of having family memebers killed if they don’t comply were Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay Ellignson and Erin Heatherton….

The nature of the kind of work they are put through when not on a photoshoot like making them face the media and their needs and outrageous requests like “Ladies look up here” is totally appalling…

I never trusted Victoria’s Secret. I’ve got a ton of conspiracies about them…all billion dollar company have secrets… and now I see the inner workings…and I think these work conditions need to be investigated….

Help me free our models!!!! Ideally all over my penis…

Posted in:Vicotoria's Secret

2011

13

Jul

Reese Witherspoon is Probably Pregnant of the Day

I don’t care that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant, cuz I don’t give a fuck about Reese Witherspoon. She’s totally overrated…

Not to mention, I could have told you these breeding cunt from the heartland was pregnant back when she got re-married, if I bothered paying attention that she got remarried, cuz these Christian freaks all do the whole shotgum wedding as to not be judged and sent to hell…despite us all knowing hell is where she belongs for being so irritating….

Not to mention, I stopped noticing her when she was the fat girl on Cruel Intentions who trapped the heartthrob by getting her slut pussy knocked up, leading to her becoming a baby factory…..

She’s dull, she’s just a fat chick who jogs to not be a fat chick, I can tell by her face, and fat chicks never deserve this kind of celebrity, cuz fat chick is a state of fucking mind motherfucker…one that belongs alone and suicidal….or doing salsa lessons and online dating, hoping a dude will accidentally drop load in you so you too can be a Reese Witherspoon….only her KKK ass would never go black…and you’re limited in your options…If you know what I mean….

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2011

13

Jul

Britney’s Mom’s Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Here are some pictures I can only assume are staged for the paparazzi because I don’t know anyone who has a pool built like an aquarium, even though I know a few bitches who should only swim in aquariums, you know as the featured whale or some shit….

I can only assume things were done this way, because looking at a bitch through water is the number one cure for cellulite…cuz she gets all distorted and worth fucking…not the Britney’s mom has ever not been worth fucking, I mean being Britney’s stepdad is fucking porn to me….that’s one shower I’d “accidentally walk in on” and one bed I’d “acidentally crawl into when drunk”….and one spanking I’d be more than happy to give…all while spending all her money….amazing…well not really amazing…but worth looking at for the depth of the fantasy this offers….


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Posted in:Lynn Spears

2011

13

Jul

Christie Brinkley is a Vintage Model Turned Showgirl of the Day

No this performance isn’t at her old folks home, you know to keep them busy and their brains working pre-death and it is not the grand entrance at some over the top 60th birthday party she’s put on for herself….this is Christie Brinkley actually tapping into her crossover talents of song and dance she left behind when she decided to spend her life getting her great tits into a bikini, marrying Billy Joel and raising an ugly daughter….only to realize when those great tits, and hot model figure slowly turn menopausal, it’s time to channel to outlets to pay the fucking rent, I mean other than living off Billy Joel’s pile of money, and her own pile of money, making me think this is less about finances, but more about finding purpose in some vain, irritating, not naked enough way. Good times.

She’s too old for this nonsense…bitch needs to become a nudist and retire on a paparazzi filled nudist beach….

Here’s a clip from a VHS featuring Christie Brinkley that I used to Jerk off to……back when she mattered….

Posted in:Christie Brinkley

2011

13

Jul

Sara Jean Underwood In Her Underwear of the Day

I don’t really get the hype of pictures of Sara Jean Underwood dropping like these ones of her in a bikini…..on stage….where she actually belongs…like the strippers she is….who managed to leverage her pussy and willingess to show it off…to land fake relationships with TV hosts who taught her the tough task of replacing Olivia Munn for the nerds….

Or why people care about her prepping for Comicon like she even gives a fuck about nerds or nerd shit, when in reality she’s just laughing at them, totally uninterested in their weird space, robot, superhero comic book collecting shit, expect when she gets her paycheck every week….and you’d have to have serious deep rooted autism or aspergers to not grasp the scam she’s hustling….

Dressed up in fantasy gear like a stripper who takes her shit seriously…

When there are pictures…many many pictures of her naked from when she was launching her career….which is really where she peaked as far as I’m concerned….you know where she was in her element and at her best……

Maybe I’m weird…for liking my bitches when they are whoring…and not when they are trying to make something legit of themselves…or maybe nerds are just weird for believing in the fantasy….that is this lie of a clown…a very very hot clown….

Maybe I’ve looked into this a little too much….

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2011

13

Jul

Ali Larter Showing Off Her New Tits of the Day

She loves the attention her fake tits get her.

We get it – You got pregnant and fat, used it as an opportunity to get implants. I am sure you aren’t the first flat chested person to do it, just the most obvious.

Maybe we don’t get her struggle being the girl from Friday Night Lights in a Whipped Cream Bikini that everyone questioned why she was wearing a top, cuz people with tits that small are usually dudes, making the whole scene gay….

Maybe we don’t appreciate her attempt to pretend the fake tits aren’t fake tits because of a pregnancy that luckily left her busty the way she always wanted to be….you know the way she dreamed herself to be everytime she fucked and dude had to just pinch her nipple like they were having gay sex.

Maybe we don’t get what it’s like to be an aging celebrity who hardly made it to begin with trying to stay relevant and the high she gets now that people notice….

I’ve seen it in my everyday life when bitches get implants and I’m seeing it in hers….that shining, happy, bright smile saying “look I have 5k and I used it to make guys want to titty fuck me”…

Amazing….

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

13

Jul

Ashley Greene in Workout Gear of the Day

I don’t know if this is a fetish for any of you…you know a bitch leaving the gym in gym close because she’s not a fat lazy fucking slob of a person….but it is for me…and I have my fat lazy slob of a wife for that….you know wanting everything her near death, gilbert grape, motorized scooter and government disability subsidy isn’t…..

I mean that coupled with the fact that 30 percent of girls leaving the gym in tight pants are worth staring at, while the other 70 percent are fat lazy fucking slobs trying to be that 30 percent prime pussy, and that’s stats that work for me when I’ve got nothing better to do than sit around on a park bench and stare at bitches leaving a building…

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2011

13

Jul

Pam Anderson is Too Old to Host Bullshit of the Day

This an amazing fucking joke. It’s like Pam Anderson is pushing grandmother age, yet she’s caked on enough movie magic make-up to make us think she’s got one more run in her….

I mean I think she’s at the point in her whore life where the only list she should be on is not the VIP list, but the liver transplant list, cuz that’s the shit Hep C does to a needle sharing unprotected sex motherfucker….

I don’t know, I guess she’s good to laugh at, especially when she’s so fucking dried up and horny she’s humping a fucking pedal bike like a dog in heat cuz no dudes, except maybe me, want her enough to risk getting Hep….and who really cares…just look at the pics…

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2011

13

Jul

The Useless Cast of 90210 on the Beach of the DAy

These bitches are the bottom of the fucking barrel. I mean I met one of them at a party accidentally once and I had no idea that bitch was even on a TV show….She may feel like she’s all celebrity cuz she gets stupid paychecks, but take the fact that the average person doesn’t know you, especially a fat drunk who posts celeb pics all day for the last 7 years, has no fucking clue who you are….and turn it around via showing the world your bottom feeding pussy…whether in playboy, twitter, a leak scandal, whatever…cuz this 90210 shit must be on its last legs, you the past cast of The Hills is still more famous than you, it’s the kind of shit that could make a celeb kill themselves, but why kill yourself when you can take your future into your own hands and fuck on camera and email it to me to put on blast…Come on girls…step your game up. You useless pieces of trash….

Posted in:90210