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2009

17

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Picture of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is still alive and kicking, despite the countless number of times I’ve wished death upon her and here’s a picture of Jennifer Lopez pushing her tits out like a 14 year old girl at the summer camp dance trying to seduce her CIT, only less exciting. Maybe it’s be worth lookin’ at if she wasn’t such a fuckin’ cunt. The only thing good about Jennifer Lopez is that that Latina Hype shit that gave her a career a few years back has died the fuck down and no one gives a fuck about her or her fat ass anymore. The only bad thing about that is that she milked that shit like she wasn’t the lazy pig we all know she is, like the latinas I know milk the sales at cosmetic counter of my local dollar store…and here she is on set for a new movie and that is horrible news. Let’s hope something goes wrong.

And yes – I cropped out her ass because no one needs to be celebrating that shit…and by celebrating I mean masturbating to it…

Posted in:Cunt|Jennifer Lopez|Tits

2009

17

Jul

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Getting Out of Cars for the Takeover of the Day

Cheryl Tweedy Cole is on some solo missions. She figures she’s got enough talent to drop those leeching cunts she’s been forced to rise to the top of shitty pop music in the UK with and take on the USA on her own. So she’s covered up her prison tattoos and put on some wholesome 1950s housewife dress that she manages to use to cover her dirty whore pussy when getting out of a car and I’m hoping this is just a tease to get us watching her and noticing her before she pulls some kind of massive vagina stunt before the album drops, like popstar whores are supposed to do to sell records and have staying power in America….I guess only time will tell…..but if you happen to be working with her on this new career move, you may want to tip her off and let her know we’re expecting labia, cuz none of us give a shit about her music….

Here she is wearing a different colorful dress from the other day…I know…Exciting isn’t it…

Posted in:Cheryl Tweedy Cole|Legs|Solo Career

2009

17

Jul

Shakira in Some Leggings of the Day

I know that I’d rather see Shakira on all fours with an 14 inch dildo in her ass and a fist in her pussy because I hear when you get a Columbian girl enough coke, everything is fuckin’ possible, they are like cartoon pussy who do shit that other girls find impossible, but since that shit only happens in my imagination, I’ll settle for pictures of her in her leggings leaving the gym, because even though she’s 10 years older than when we first started our one-sided relationship, I still haven’t seen her pussy, so leggings are a good enough reminder that the popstar who got away, may have a second round, ideally a really fucking trashy round in her….ust next time, let’s get some shots from behind….because leggings without being able to check out the ass are really just a waste of fucking time…

Posted in:Leggings|Shakira

2009

17

Jul

Rihanna in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Rihanna is the kind of girl who I would have sex with on her period without a condom on my brand new white sheets, but that’s not saying much because so is every fuckin’ girl. The only difference is that I can’t do it while listening to their number 1 album while doing it. I am sure listening to Umbrella-Ella-Eh-Eh while getting splashed by her blood is magical experience, at least that’s Chris Brown’s been sayin’. Yeah, I said it and who gives a fuck.

Here is Rihanna walking around in a see thru lookin’ top, because that’s how single girls who have been beat by their boyfriends and who feel like they have no self-worth seduce men.

Posted in:Bra|Rihanna|See Thru

2009

17

Jul

Kate Beckinsale and Her Leggings of the Day

I am always amazed when I remember that Kate Beckinsale’s got a kid. I’m sure she found the shit on the side of the road, or maybe it was her dying drug addict sister’s who needed a home, because it makes no sense to me that shit grew inside of her and ripped its way out of her, her body is too tight.

My only issue with Kate Beckinsale or giving her love for lookin’ good is that it makes me feel like a virgin werido who collects action figures because she did some movie that I’ve never seen called Underworld, but apparently every dude who can’t get pussy has and have since plastered their walls with her picture and name their pet iguana after her and shit.

Here she is leaving the gym in leggings or some shit.

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Leggings|Mom

2009

17

Jul

Ashley Tisdale’s Ugly Bikini Stills From Some Movie of the Day

If you’ve been to the site before, which for your sake I hope you haven’t, because even while I write it, I know it is just a waste of time and noise that you can easily turn off by blocking the site in your browser, but if you have been to the site before, you’ll know that I can’t stand Ashley Tisdale or her face.

I don’t know what it is about her, maybe the fact that she’s 30 and pretends to be a highschool student, that shit has always fucked with my head though and maybe I should take shit up with Disney and ask them to stop kidnapping the underdeveloped kids and casting them in their shows, and instead get them the proper hormonal treatment they deserve.

I also hate that her face doesn’t deserve to be on TV, yet she walks around like some kind of celebrity, and for the sake of humanity, I think someone needs to tell her otherwise, because if you never give a cunt a reality check, or a reminder that she’s still that awkward big nosed scrawny twat no one wanted to fuck with, and just because teenage girls everywhere think you’re a god and you have a little money, doesn’t mean you aren’t the piece of shit you know you are deep down inside….

Here she is in a bikini in some stills from some movie she was in because executives see dollar signs and not the truth. Unfortunately, dude didn’t drop her on her head or “accidentally” drown her, I feel that’d be her hottest look….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Bikini|Movie|Ugly

2009

17

Jul

Marisa Miller’s Not As Hot as Her Body of the Day

Marisa Miller is a bikini model because of her body so that’s what we should be focusing on because whatever the fuck is going on with her hard, leathery, old lookin’ face, reminds me of some ex-prostitutes I was in NA with a couple of years ago. It’s like this bitch started out with a set of fake tits, two 10 pound dumbells, a tanning machine and a fuckin’ dream and she made it, but time isn’t on her face’s side, shit is melting into some kind of weird, but I’m definitely on her body’s side, shit is done proper, so she needs to embrace her place in the world and get in a little less dress and a little more bikini, but at least we get a taste with them legs…

Posted in:Legs|Marisa Miller|Model

2009

17

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Channels The Lesbian Marilyn Monroe For Vogue of the Day

Lindsay Lohan went undercover for some photoshoot, because I guess her new strategy to the tp is to be disguised so no one recognizes her as that crazy teenager who liked to party a little too much and fuck a few too many dudes to fill the void her parents made in her soul, so not only is she denouncing her past by being a “lesbian” but she’s also wearing wigs so I don’t know what the fuck is going on, and it is a lot like this girl I used to know who had a gambling problem. She was forced to work weekends as an escort to pay off her debt because her 9 to 5 job wasn’t cutting it, and to live with herself she’d put on a costume, so that when the costume was on she was this total whore, but the second it came off she was a mom and wife again. It was fucked and I doubt way more complex than Lohan in these pictures, I think the truth is that she’s supposed to be pullin’ some Marilyn Monroe shit, because her and Monroe have so much in common, like their dead vaginas.

On a side note, I like Lindsay Lohan again. She has redeemed herself and I plan on helping her get her career back, at least more than a shitty Vogue Magazine. I’d tell you my secret, but then you’ll just snake her from me, leaving me forced to listen to my fat wife panting until one day I give up and jump off the balcony, only to become paralyzed because along with everything in my life, I am not good at getting things I set out to do accomplished and I can only assume that luck will spill over into suicide.

Either way, here are the Vogue pics.

Posted in:Lesbian|LesbianLindsay Lohan|Lindsay Lohan|Lingerie|Photoshoot

2009

17

Jul

I am – DayDreamin’ of a Topless Dancer of the Day

Sometimes when I leave my house I just crave topless dancers and every girl who I walk by, I imagine what they would look like naked, what their capabilities on stage would be, like whether they would would be shy at first and slowly warm up, or if they would be the kind of girl who just goes buck fucking wild, or the girl you think would be wild but slowly parades herself like she’s at a slave auction, only instead of being good at getting beat into pickin’ cotton and other chores, she’s good at not killing herself after being degraded by men all day.

All this to say that I think of topless dancers a lot and never have I thought about whatever the fuck is goin on in this video and I guess that’s what makes it a stepDAYDREAM. Enjoy.

Posted in:Dancer|Drugs|stepDAYDREAM|Topless

2009

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not drunk yet and that is a travesty. I’ve been in bed tending to my male yeast infection all night. That’s not entirely true. I just tell girls it’s a male yeast infection cuz it sounds more appealing than Aids Lesion. I don’t know what I am talking about, I just know tonight is the night dreams are made of, let’s just hope your dreams don’t involve hunting me down and killing me violently and painfully.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Rene Zelwegger Forgot to Put on a Shirt….Why? I Don’t Know, But I do Blame Tom Cruise! That Jerry Maguire Shit was the Devil…..
GO

Erin McNaught’s Sexy FHM Pictures
GO

How About Some Beyonce See Through Action?
GO

Darth Vader Dancing Like MC Hammer is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Thing Ever
GO

Slutty Models Touching Each Other
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These Parkour Chicks Are Kind of Hot, Don’t You Think?
GO

Dina Lohan Makes Me Wanna Puke In Her Mouth While Jerking Off
GO

HOLLY MADISON TAKES OFF HER PANTIES ON STAGE
IN LAS VEGAS!
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Remember Kato Kalin?!
GO

How To: Pretend You’re Listening to Your Girlfriend
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Striptease of the Day
GO

The Cute Little Girl From Slumdog Hates Nicole Kidman
Oh and She Also Wrote a Book
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WHOEVER HAS THIS VIDEO OF TOM CRUISE NEEDS TO SEND IT TO ME NOWWWW!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Jade Nicoles Likes Fake Weiners
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Ivanka Trump and Her Fake Tits and Nose Job Are Soon To Be Off the Market
GO

Riley and Her Big, Pink Toy
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Madonna’s Tour Set Collapsed, Too Bad She Didn’t Die
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Pam Anderson is So Gross
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Naked is the New Underwear? Makes Sense to Me!!
GO

Mischa Barton Has Issues
GO

The Girls Are At the Beach and They ARe NAKED!
GO

Who Cares if the $200 000 Vase is Priceless and Irreplaceable
GO

Heather is a Pent House Pet
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Russian Drunk Gets Owned
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Weird, Weird Weddings
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Traci Bingham Topless Throwback
GO

Wanna Know What Fucking My Wife is Like?
GO

ScarJO Looks Like Carrot Top in Drag
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Brunette on All Fours? I’ll Take It!
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Which of These Sluts Would You Most Like to Bang?
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Carli Banks Loses Her Pink Lingerie
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One of The Harry Potter Kids Was Growing Weed and Got Busted
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Kobe Bryants Wife HAs Huge Fucking Tits
GO

Now This Guy Can Play the Keyboard
GO

Tunnel of Love
GO

The Life of a Plumber!
GO

How About Some Bitches in Tight Pants
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ScarJo’s New Ads For MANGO
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Asian Doing Christopher Walken
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I Like My Sluts How I Like My Slot Machines – Loose
GO

Here’s an interesting video…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

16

Jul

Pam Anderson Eating Ice Cream in a Bikini of the Day

I know a maintenance man in Boston who was at working at some conference and Pam Anderson was one of the “stars” who was there promoting some bullshit product and doing some autograph signing/meet and greet/ anything for money and dude told me she looked like a haggard piece of expired meat you find in the back of your fridge, not sure if you’ll die if you eat it, so you just throw it out and this motherfucker is known to have pretty bad fuckin’ taste in women, making me think the disgusting mess you see in these pictures, is only a fraction of the disgusting mess she actually is, as pictures tend to know show off the plastic surgery scar or scent of AIDS.

I am not sure why she’s with some chachi 14 year old soccer lookin’ dude, maybe it’s her son with Tommy Lee, who is clearly really fuckin’ rock and roll, like his dumpster parents, I mean if rock and roll was Homosexulaity on the beaches of Greece…

Here she is at some Press Conference….and by “she” I mean here are her hard nipples at a Press Conference….

Posted in:Bikini|Ice Cream|Pam Anderson

2009

16

Jul

Gary Dourdan From CSI Gets Bikini Clad Pussy of the Day

The great thing about being the black guy all the white girls want to fuck from CSI is that all the white girls still want to fuck you when you are on the beach, especially when you are with some hot bodied bitch in her bikini, because girls are catty and competitive and want whatever the other girls want, or whatever the other girls have and they put up a fucking fight for the shit not caring if the bitch they are steppin up on is their best friend or not.

So if you want to have the best sex in your life, you need to hire a whore to follow you around all night, acting like you are sent from fucking god, so other girls jump in to try to win you away from the bitch, but that really only works if they recognize you from TV or are rich, because girls are groupies, and don’t fight for nobodies who have acne and smell like cum from all the chronic masturbation problem.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Gary Dourdan|Groupies|Sluts

2009

16

Jul

Rosario Dawson’s Sloppy Bikini Pictures of the Day

Rosario Dawson who was known to have fatty tits, seems to have fatty everything else. Maybe she’s staring in some movie about a fat chick, or maybe she’s just let herself go cuz she’s found love and is dating this motherfucker. She’s not disgusting just yet, at least not on the surface, for all I know she could have a rotting cunt, like the stripper I had my way with last night who although had a doughy stomach made for mother’s of three and an ass that looked like a burn victim and smelled like a septic tank, her tits were spectacular. Only difference is my stripper knew how to dance, while Rosario Dawson just sits there lookin like she’s made it, forgetting her roots as a poor immigrant squatting in NYC, unfortunately not the kind of squatting I can masturbate to….

Here she is in her bikini…

Even her boyfriend is shocked how fat his chick’s ass has gotten….he’s thinkin’ that someone’s gotta stop feeding her and it’s not gonna be him cuz he’s too busy riding her coattails and fuckin’ her wallet.

And here’s her friend’s ass….

And here are some boring pictures of Rosario Dawson and her boyfriend walking….if you’re not too into the bikini pictures above….

Posted in:Rosario Dawson|Sloppy

2009

16

Jul

Kayden Kross Loves Me of the Day

You don’t know awkward like surfing the net for Kayden Kross porn because I love her and coming across a live broadcast from May where her and her stunt cock are talking about me.

I have no memory of ever asking her to ask me to marry her, considering I am married, but I guess that could be something I would do, even though I’d rather just take her out to dinner and a movie and treat her like the lady I know she is behind that whole pornstar front.

So even though her marriage proposal wasn’t sincere, it’s nice to know she likes me for being an asshole because I like her for having an asshole or at least a vagina she treats like an asshole by lettin’ all kinds shit get caught up in it, even though it’s a premium luxurious delicacy that should only be savored by me. Even though the most Luxurious thing I’ve ever had was jar of brand name mustard.

Either way, I love Kayden and you should too.

Posted in:Kayden Kross|Shout Out|stepLOVE

2009

16

Jul

Dean Cameron’s Comeback Tour of the Day

I have a friend who I met on the internet and never in person. He used to be in some random shitty 80s movies and TV shows like Ski School, and Summer School and even Ski School 2 and nothing much since. We’ve been going back and forth the last 3 years and dude is always supportive, which is a nice change from all the hate mail I get constantly.

His most recent email included this clip from some movie called Parfection that may bring him back to the D-List that was so rudely taken from him and it is about boobs, so you’ll like it, because your small mind loves boobs, and even if the jokes are as tight as the girls, who are not very tight….I got no choice but to give love.

Tons of shitty movies get made and go straight to DVD, but I’m proud to say that this one stars a serious star, the world just doesn’t know it yet. So check out the clip and start writing fan mail cuz right now he’s got plenty of time to answer it, but won’t in the months to come as he is too busy fighting off boy band volume of pussy.

Posted in:Comeback|Dean Cameron