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2009

07

May

Katy Perry’s Boyfriend has no Taste of the Day

I guess that Katy Perry is back with her boyfriend Travis McCoy from the band Gym Class Heroes, I don’t really keep track of Katy Perry love affairs because it forces me to accept the fact that dudes actually stick shit in that pig and that upsets me and puts me in a bad mood for a couple of days where I can’t help but contemplate life. I’ve justified this shit because of his drug addiction, maybe they met before he was famous, there’s a lot of reasons he could be in love with her, but I’m gonna stick with the fact that it’s cuz he’s black or half black and black dudes only care if a pussy is white to get up in it.

Here are the boring pictures….

Here’s a song called Whooty to Walk You Through the fact that Black Dudes Like White Chicks no matter what….

The event they attended wasn’t a total bust, some hot pussy showed up to make up for the disgusting that is Katy Perry….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Travis McCoy

2009

07

May

Aiseleyne Horgan-Wallace Shows Off Some Nipple of the Day

Aiseleyne Horgan-Wallace is a nobody attention whore who’s been on TV in the UK and has flashed her tits , she tans topless , she does calendar’s topless . So either she likes being topless, or she has no real control over her fake tits, like this stripper I once knew who never got feeling in them because she got shit done in some third world country. The good news is they didn’t fuck up her order like another girl I know who did the third world surgery, amd give her a fuckin’ dick.

Posted in:Aiseleyne Horgan-Wallace|Nipple|Tits

2009

07

May

Brooke Hogan’s Birthday Party a Few Days Late of the Day

Brooke Hogan’s birthday was a couple of days ago, I slept on it, because I don’t really care for birthdays especially when they are for big girls. You know at the bar next to me, where their better lookin’ friends try to get them dick and turn to you because everyone else in the bar has already rejected them and you have nothin’ going on so you entertain the idea of fucking her and when it really comes down to it, she’s way better looking than the woman you share a bed with, so you buy her a drink, because it’s the nice thing to do, and you get to talking and within a minute she gets nasty and all the bitterness that she has burried up inside, the same bitterness that made her fat in the first place starts coming to surface, you know how her friends are cunts for being prettier than her and how guys are assholes cuz they only let her suck their dick and refuse to ever introduce them to their friends, and within 4 minutes entertaining some fuckin disgusting birthday girl turns into a therapy session you can’t fuckin’ escape….but then I realized that Brooke Hogan’s story is not one of big girl, but instead one of incest, of a love for her father that makes other’s uncomfortable because they just don’t get it, they don’t see how true and real it is, they are jealous that they have spent their lives searching for this love that Brooke’s already found, even if it is with her father, and that is the kind of magic I just can’t ignore.

Posted in:Birthday|Brooke Hogan

2009

07

May

Hilary Duff Cleavage Walks Weird of the Day

Hilary Duff has a weird fucking stance in her swagger, I think it’s gotta do with getting gang raped by her boyfriend’s hockey team to keep them motivated, or maybe he’s just shoved the Hockey stick a little too deep, you know how these initiations go, and I hear she really wants to be accepted by him and the team. It is a brotherhood, or some shit I don’t quite understand, because I don’t believe in sports or athleticism, I’m more into hard drinking and sitting long enough to develop fucking hemorrhoids that have been fucking hell the past week, I wrote that one for the ladies….I have a feeling it’s not going to swoon them as I had intended it to….

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2009

07

May

Kelly Ripa and her Green Bikini of the Day

Kelly Ripa, my 9 am McDonald’s bathroom masturbation inspiration, because that’s the only place I get to watch TV, brought her dick of a belly button out in her bikini again. She looks better than most mom’s do, but that’s no excuse to continue my masturbation fantasy about her, I’m gonna just save my reserve for Whoopi who comes on at 11 because she seems a little dirtier and like she’s got her dick in the right motherfuckin’ place. I’m not gay or anything, I mean she does play a woman on TV every morning, so fuck you for judging.

Posted in:Green Bikini|Kelly Ripa

2009

07

May

Lindsay Lohan is a Dog Sitter of the Day

Lohan was at Samantha Ronson’s house until 6:30 in the morning, probably because they are in dyke love, and both enable their dyke lifestyles, while Samantha Ronson milks off Lohan’s fame for personal gain, and Lohan milks off Ronson’s tit, like she was her momma.

I just thought it was funny to see Lohan leaving with Ronson’s dog, like she’s some kind of dog sitter, like she’s responsible enough to take care of a fucking dog, when we all know she has a hard enough time taking care of herself, leading me to believe motherfucker is gonna be brought back jacked on prescription pills, 40 pounds lighter, chain smoking, while lickin’ a pussy.

But the biggest joke in all this is that Sam Ronson is walking out with a guitar, leading me to believe she’s going to be singing on stage badly again…Good times.

Posted in:Dog|Lindsay Lohan

2009

07

May

Lydia Hearst Topless for GQ Italy of the Day

I like Lydia Hearst. She is a top model. She doesn’t mind getting naked. She’s from one of America’s original power families and probably has a huge trust fund but still seems to be cool enough to get her to do my laundry for me.

Maybe it has to do with her mother being some rebel into the art and faggot scene, who married her bodyguard and is in every one of John Waters’ movies, who was kidnapped and charged with sympathizing with her kidnappers after robbing banks with them or some shit.

I mean I don’t really know the story, but I know that this Lydia vagina could have been a Paris Hilton about shit, but instead she gets naked for big money in low key, artistic, fashion nudes that actually turn me on alot more that Paris’ trashy porn tapes.

Posted in:GQ|Italy|Lydia Hearst|Topless

2009

07

May

Naked Models for Israel of the Day

I got this press release:

Artists 4 Israel is a community of creative individuals working together in on going collaborative projects expressing Israel’s right to exist in safety and security. The event is called (S)kin. (S)kin is a monthly, meaningful life drawing class. Each month a different theme highlighting Israel’s beauty and diversity is represented by the nude models and each class is led by a different, distinguished artist.

I am not a big supporter of any causes, I have no passion for much and no interest in anything and I know that I can’t make a difference so I don’t bother. So whether people are coming together for Jews, for Cancer, for Sri Lanka, for Palestine, for animal cruelty, for sweatshops, or for pretty much anything, I just laugh at the idiots and move on.

However, I do like tricking girls to naked and sometimes you need to pretend it is for a cause, because you’ve already tried the “art project” line, or the promises of making them famous line one too many times, so I felt I’d post this.

Sure the girls in the pictures are not hot, but they are naked and remember this is for a Jewish event so I am sure they were a good deal.

Posted in:Israel|Models|Naked

2009

07

May

Cassie’s Topless Pictures of the Day

Cassie is some model turned singer turned slut who fucks Diddy who I always thought was kind of hot, until I tried to follow her cunt ass on twitter and I saw that she blocked me. The beef goes back to when I was ripping into Diddy for bringing Chris Brown and Rihanna together in his Miami home by calling him a woman hater or some shit, leading to him issuing a press release and be being blocked on his twitter, cuz dude’s a fuckin’ tough guy.

Either way, Cassie is topless in these pictures, she’s claiming that someone hacked her computer, bullshit, the reality is that these pictures, along with pictures of Rihanna topless were sent to me 6 or 7 months ago up for sale at something like 5k for the set. I tried to get people I know with money to buy in, but I woulda got sued regardless, so I’d rather use any 5k I can squeeze out of people on hookers, booze and cocaine. True story.

What isn’t a true story is that Cassie isn’t doing this for a publicity stunt, that her shit got hacked and that this isn’t all just an internet lie.

Fuck you Cassie and whoever runs your twitter. Fuck you Diddy for being a faggot who doesn’t pay your bills and fuck you wife for not dying in your sleep.

UPDATE – HER OFFICIAL STATEMENT – THAT IS A LIE

The recent personal pictures that have been leaked on the internet of me were hacked and stolen out of my computer. These photos were obviously never intended for the world to see and it’s sad that people would really take time to steal and post them, it’s just evil. At the end of the day breasts are breasts, mine weren’t the first you’ve seen and they won’t be the last… people need to grow up, let’s move on. Thank you.

Cassie

She LEAKED these MONTHS ago. Motherfuckers lying to us all the FUCKING time.


These Assholes know who I am – so I am not risking getting sued by posting these useless pics…So You can Find the Pics of
Cassie Topless HERE

and the other pic of

Cassie Topess HERE

Posted in:Cassie|Pictures|Topless

2009

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk. Fuck you. I met a girl in a restaurant tonight. She was on her 8th vodka redbull, that shit is probably worse for you than snorting some cocaine, she kept spitting in my face while making no fucking sense, leaving me confused about what she was saying, too bad she wasn’t spitting all over my dick, like the drunk pig she was. She wasn’t hot, but blowjobs are always good times even when from a drunk girl who falls asleep with my balls in her mouth.


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Respectable Young Girls Get Naked Here. Nuff Said
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Angelina Jolie Most Probably Fucked a Female Rock Star
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A Truckload of Awesomeness
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The 9 Hottest California Sluts
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How to Seriously Attract Women. Seriously.
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Megan Fox is in Elle Magazine
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The Kitteh Has Sads
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Fight Club, The Musical
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Who Doesn’t Love a Show Off, Especially When the Show Off is Naked
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How to Score With a Bridsmaid At a Wedding
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Keifer Sutherland Will Shut You Down!!
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Pig Flu and BBQ = Tasty
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Striptease of the Day
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Anna Hatheway is Disgusting. Why is This Bitch Famous?
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Madonna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kelly Brookw Goes Nuts For Sex
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Penny Cruz Nip Slip Throwback
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With Victoria Beckham
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Taylor Momsen is Lookin Fucked Up
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Courtney Love is Bat Shit Crazy and I Love It
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Anna Hickman Photoshoot
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Veronika Fasterova in Black and White
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Hammer Game Fail
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Britney Loves to Be Outside
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Man This Jon and Kate Plus 8 Thing is Getting Dramatic
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Who Knew My Little Pony Could Be So Awesome?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Meet Barbie
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Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Shots
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Naked Brunettes
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Mike Tan in Action
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Megan Fox Has All The Control
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Fuck You Bai Ling
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Violet and Lacuna Leave You SPELLBOUND
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Some Rhianna Bikini Pics From the Barbados
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The Russians Are Scared of Madonna
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Happy MILFs Day
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Okay I’m Not Religious Or Anything, But Isn’t There Some Sort of Commandment Against Shit Like This?
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Oprah Loves Chicken and Twitter
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Blond Twins and a Strap On
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It May Be a Day Late, But Here’s Some Cinco De Maya Models
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Ivanka and Ivana, Mom and Daughter Fetish Photoshoot for Some Magazine
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The Face Transplant Chick Scares The Fuck Out of Me
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50 of the Scariest Star Trek Nerds
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Dirty Chicago Posing
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2009

06

May

Charley Uchea is a Nobody With an Upskirt of the Day

When bitch is no name in the UK when she’s from the UK, that usually means she’s non-existant in America. So for those of you who don’t know who this whore panty flasher is her name is Charley Uchea and this is her wikipedia info:

Charley Kazim Uchea (born June 30, 1985) is an unemployed self-styled ‘it girl’ from, born in Southeast London, England. She was a contestant on Big Brother 8 in 2007. She is a former lap dancer from Stringfellow’s Nightclub and cousin to Sunderland A.F.C. footballer Kieran Richardson.

The only thing interesting about that whole little write up about her is that her middle name is Kazim. What the fuck is that, some kind of Arcade game or board game that some wizard weirdo made in his mom’s basement when he got fired from his tech support job last year and was forced to move back home at 47 years of age because he got evicted from his 1 room basement apartment, which really sucks cuz his mom always nags him with stupid comments and requests to do chores for her because she doesn’t realize he’s on level fucking 98 in Boltar’s Mystic Mountain and his wizard power is nearing 180 and shit’s about to go down. Kazim motherfucker….

I mean that and the fact she’s a former lap dancer because I like lap dances.

Posted in:Charley Uchea|Upskirt

2009

06

May

Posh Spice in Her Underwear of the Day

Posh Spice is posing with some underwear ad that she was obviously ridiculously overpaid for, while I’m here writing about Posh Spice for a second time today.

It’s not like there aren’t thousands of other things that I could have done a post on, but for some reason, I chose this shit, maybe it was laziness aand I lack creativity and take the first thing that comes my way, because I don’t give a fuck about Posh Spice, but I couldn’t really tell you why I am doing it. Maybe it’s OCD and I like doing things in twos now and if I don’t I end going crazy and running down the street barking at people like the drunk dude I met riding his bike last night while he was barking at me, but whatever it is, shit is like groundhog day only more boring even when shit’s rockin’ lingerie in a heavily photoshopped picture. We need to get some Bill Murray acne scars up in here to make it all okay.

Posted in:Ad|Posh Spice|Underwear

2009

06

May

Rihanna Goes Shopping with her Cleavage of the Day

You beat your woman for being a little slut who gets up in your business to teach her a fucking lesson, to let her know her place in the world, to explain the nature of things, that man is the boss strictly because the man can choke you out and before there were laws to ruin that for us, we were in complete control of the situation.

Now, a bitch can just get a restraining order and fuck off to the fuckin’ mall, dressed like a whore about to get on stage to dance for money, like you never beat her at all.

I hope these pictures secure to Chris Brown that dude’s a fuckin’ amateur spousal abuser. He’s gotta step up his game next time around, you know, so bitch don’t fuckin’ stray so that showin’ off a freedom that she should never have been allowed to have won’t be a fuckin’ issue.

Posted in:Rihanna|Shopping

2009

06

May

Susan Boyle, We Get It, You Want Cock of the Day

So this 50 year old virgin who recently found fame is trying to take advantage of the paparazzi taking a sudden interest in her to let the world know that she’s ready to dust off her cunt and stick some lucky dick in it and by lucky dick, I mean the first one that comes her way, you know how it is, because not having sex is something you can seriously relate to.

Some porn producer needs to offer her a lot of money to do a sex tape, I’ve always wanted to see a bitch lose her virginity, I just always get stuck with the sluts/whores.

So here she is with her fly half down, doing have the work for you, all she needs is a fucking erection to jack her shit up. I am willing to volunteer my services, because I feel she won’t judge my shitty performance, she’ll just be happy to be there, at least until 6-8 weeks come around and she’s gotta deal with the aftermath of dirty cock and the lesson that everyone will learn is that just cuz you’re a virgin in menopause doesn’t mean you shouldn’t use condoms no matter how convincing I am when we’re about to fuck.

Posted in:Susan Boyle|Virgin

2009

06

May

Rihanna’s Rockin’ Some Fetish Gear of the Day

Here’s a fuckin’lie for you. Rihanna in fetish gear. The reason I know it’s a lie. Because she wouldn’t have been such a fucking whiner about getting punched in the fucking face by her boyfriend, because anyone who is really a dominatrix, knows that’s just his way of saying he wants his dick in her mouth, not that she sucks dick, according to my friend’s theory, Bajan’s aren’t Haitian when it comes to cocksuckin’ which is another reason why the rubber fishnets are just a fuckin’ lie. It’s upsetting, but I’d still be down to cum all over the shit.

Posted in:Fetish|Leggings|Pantyhose|Rihanna|Rubber|Thigh High