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2011

26

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Tits for Cosmo of the Day

I hate Hollywood, it is such a piece of shit waste of time….I find the whole thing very fucking boring…whether there are tits or scandal or not…it’s all so not important that it hurts my brain to post this shit most of the time…

That said, here’s a fat Kim Kardashian photoshopped for Cosmo UK, and still looking fat even after the photoshop job….

She’s a bitch who made 100,000,000 dollars last year, all because she released a sex tape of her and some brother and had the right PR team to spin the shit…thanks to her dad’s hard work and fortune he left her to use on being a vapid cunt.

The fact that she was capable to do what she did and make the money she did while having pretty much no known talent is just fucking disgusting….

That’s why I watch her sucking dick in video daily to remind me what it takes in America to matter….

Serious dumpy trash that doesn’t deserve to be celebrated. Good times.


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

26

Apr

Laura Croft Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know who Laura Croft is, but I do know she’s got a shitty fucking porn name that matches her shitty fucking ass. I also know that she’s wearing a bikini, was a hooters girl, won the 2004 hooters pageant, is from Jacksonville Florida, clearly white trash, ended up in Playboy and her exit strategy from being a trashy, obvious, boring porno whore who doesn’t fuck on camera, but gets naked instead, is to become a personal trainer…shit, I guess I know a lot about this nobody…or at least I’d like to make you think I do…It’s all wikipedia baby…

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Posted in:Laura Croft

2011

26

Apr

Miranda Kerr’s Amazing Mom Tits of the Day

I know that Miranda Kerr is pretty much sponsored by Victoria’s Secret, and that they have engineers working hard on making her the perfect fitting bra that gives her new mother tits the perfect amount of support, cleavage, shape, perfection… that make the shits look like better than implants, even though implants suck, that make the shits look like heaven….

So I look at these cleavage pictures with caution…cuz I know billion dollar companies won’t let their spokesperson ever be seen with shitty tit saggy…sloppy mom tit….but that caution seems irrelevant…the more I stare…cuz who really cares how real or engineered these are….lets just be happy they are here.


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

26

Apr

Lady Gaga’s Mother Showing Some Tit of the Day

I know this isn’t Lady Gaga’s mom….Lady Gaga’s mom is probably too ashamed to leave her house or admit that she’s Lady Gaga’s mom….keeping things under the fucking radar…unless of course she’s into the fame and parades that shit around so she gets served first at exclusive New York Restaurants she goes to, even though she was already rich to begin with and got served first anyway…but I think it’s safe to say this Angelyne Clown that rolls around LA pullin’ her old lady slut in tight pink clothes, showing off tit and panty in a pink corvette novelty act….was one of the inspirations for the people who created Lady Gaga’s act….the same act that she tries to make you think she came up with on her own…

Yay.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

26

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s the morning somewhere…that’s what I always tell myself when I wake up a 2 pm and feel guilty about not being a productive member of society, something that usually never happens, but I pretend it does for the sake of the post, I sacrifice myself for content daily.

Here’s some morning action, I’m may not be done fucking the chocoloate out of the Easter Bunny, but apparently the rest of the world is, so that means we’re back. Not that we went anywhere…

Let’s Start the Day Off with Some Proper Cleavage
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25 Beauties Who Prove QBs Always Get the Girl
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Free Cam Shows Sucka
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Michal Lohan Wants to Box John Bobbit WTF
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This Gal Evvy Has One Hot Body
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Now THAT’S a Huge Dildo
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Cute Babe is All Wet on the Beach
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I Love a Girl Next Door Type That Gets Nasty
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Sexy College Sluts Party
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Warren G is Solving the Worlds Penis Problems
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Posted in:MHD

2011

26

Apr

Holly Madison Lingerie for Peepshow of the Day

Holly Madison has gone from stipping, to Playboy, to becoming a Vegas showgirl. I guess that means she’s made it and is living her white trash dream, even though most girls who end up Vegas showgirls are failures in their acting, singing, dancing craft…..must feel good to have such low whore expectations…I hate this kind of panty in public wearing trash who think they are better than the street whore and look down on them as they drink the champagne their John’s bought them when they are the same fucking person…just with a different set of marketing tools…

Posted in:Holly Madison

2011

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m still drinking.

As far as Im concerned – everyday is Easter.

I don’t know what that means but I am laying egg farts and my underwear is covered if what looks like red chocolate…Thanks ULCER.

Wow.

That was disgusting.

I should stick to sticking eggs in my wife’s fat folds and forcing her to let the dog find them…

It provides hours of entertainment when you don’t have a TV….

Joanna Krupa Amazing Body in South Beach
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Deal of the Day
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Sarah Shahi Hates Paris Hilton and It Makes Me Love Her Hot Ass All the More
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Gotta Love Hot Camera Whores
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I Like Slutty Angels, Don’t You?
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Miranda Kerr’s Mom Tits Are Pretty Awesome, I Gotta Say
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Kate Upton is GREAT at Twitter
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Meet the Slut of Your Dreams on the Vacation of Your Life
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Cute Girl on Girls Bring the Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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30 Female Athletes That Are Heating Things Up Around the World
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Sexy Toys That Make For Sexier Times
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Melinda Clarke Breasts Turn 42 Today
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Check Out Ron Weasley’s New Girlfriend
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TEXT
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PHEOBE PRICE CAME OUT OF HIDING FOR EASTER
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Joanna Krupa Bikini Hotness
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Kathy Hilton REALLY Needs to Stop Getting Plastic Surgery
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Is This Chick on Drugs? – VIDEO
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Georgia Jones Hotness
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Suelyn Medeiros Knows Hot to Rock a Bikini
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You Are So Dumb! Man Gets Arrested After Tattooing Crime Scene On His Chest
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Jana and Suzie Get It On
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Police Called In To Investigate Loud Drilling Noises & Find A Dildo
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Dare I Say Hayden Panty Airs Looks Kinda Hot?
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Gotta Love a Babe Masterbating on Video
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Carly Foulkes Rocks Swimwear Proper
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Okay Lady WTF Are You Wearing?
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Camilla LuddingtonPlayed Kate Middleton in Some Movie But She is About 1000 Times Hotter
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Incredible Huge Teen Boobies
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tori Black’s Easter Themed Strip
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Natalia is Hot Alright
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Fat Guy Dances on the Jumbo Tron and it’s Kinda Amazing
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Apparentyly LeAnna Rimes Wedding Was Really Creepy
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Whitney Poprt is Leggy
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS BONUS BONER

Beyonce Left Her Bra At Home…
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Teen Mom Has Nice Fake Tits
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Eva Longoria Is Banging Some 26 Year Old
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Lady Gaga Is A Fucking Baby…Oh And A Looooser!
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Katie “Jordan” Price Is A Horse Killer
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

25

Apr

The Hottest of the Rachel Bilson Bikini Pics of the Day

We’ve gone over this Rachel Bilson back with her husband from Star Wars, celebrating his birthday in Barbados with a larger girl who is probably his sister, who one of my good friends had sex with, but won’t have sex with anymore, he won’t even talk to her, even though I want him to, in order to get me invited to family functions as my life is all about mooching and bottom feeding…..cuz it’s all about me getting a head by making him give her head…not that it matters…

What matters is that this is the third bikini of the Rachel Bilson in a bikini weekend in barbados for Star Wars’ birthday and it’s the best…You can see her left pussy lip drooping, her hard nipples, it’s spectacular….As good as She Gets…

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Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

25

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Suggestive Stuffed Animal Play of the Day

I like Amanda Seyfried.

She’s good for kids in all those Disney type movies. She’s good for adults in all those nude scenes in Chloe. And here she is merging her versatility by using her doll as a strap on cock, while making a blowjob face in short shorts promoting kids books. I appreciate this.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried