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2011

23

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens All Day…Vanessa Hudgens All Night of the Day

I’m making a club anthem called Vanessa Hudgens All Day…Vanessa Hudgens all night…Vanessa Hudgens Everywhere…cuz bitch went from being irrelevant and forgotten…to being everywhere before the release of her new movie…shit I’m posting pics of her everyday, this is today’s second post….making the whole leaked nude pics seem way more like an inside job….Trust me on this, I’ve been running this site for 6 years, it is always an inside job, especially when the bitch was legit a face on a milk carton just two months ago before announcing the break up for her fake relationship.

I just can’t get enough of this squirrel looking ethnic bitch…not that it matters…. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

23

Mar

Kat Dennigns Not in Self Shot Nude Pics for Complex of the Day

Kat Dennings is the bitch with great big tits who leaked some self shot nude pictures only to send her legal team after me, even though I was doing her a big favor by getting her noticed and known, a favor that went totally overlooked and unappreciated, which hurt me on so many levels, well none really, cuz she didn’t actually sue me and fell into her dirty stupid trap of how to get herself famous…cuz now she’s on the cover of Complex magazine, coincidentally my homies who I link daily cuz they are handsome and keep me feeling urban, not Keith Urban, cuz that’d be fucking gay…not that what I say matters, cuz I know you aren’t reading this…I also know this bitch should be more naked…you know considering the tits she hiding coupled with her level of no-fame and weird face..oh well. FOLLOW ME

Here’s the behind the scenes video…


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Posted in:Kat Dennings

2011

23

Mar

Kelly Brook Modeling Legs of the Day

Kelly Brook is pregnant. Take in these pictures of her photoshopped almost old lady body on it’s last model legs…cuz soon enough no photoshop strong enough will be able to save her and her broken down, stretched out stomach, vagina and milk filled tits that will be an obscene fucking size.

I know you are her fan. you’ve been watching her the last 15 years she’s tried to suck dick to the top…well apparently she’s finally swallowed…only with her mouth but with her uterus….These models are all such idiots, you give them direction and they always screw it up…idiots… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

23

Mar

Amazing Face of the Day

Here’s a new feature I’m starting here. It’s called Amazing Face…you know cuz it rhymes with Amazing Grace and I’m clever like that…or that is the extent of my clever….

I figure I’ll post a face of the day….today is Joan Collins….what the fuck is her face doing here? I can’t figure it out. She looks like Elizabeth Taylor’s gonna look in a month from now, provided she’s not cremated… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Amazing Face

2011

23

Mar

Kate Upton Half Naked Doin’ Twitter Right of the Day

Here’s Kate Upton showing off how to use twitter by posting her half naked swimsuit model body half naked….

You see, I suck at twitter because I don’t have a pussy. I don’t post half naked pictures.

I am not on TV. I am not in the movies. I don’t have famous friends. I don’t have famous followers. I don’t have a youtube hit. I am not a viral sensation. I am not funny.

More importantly. I don’t have a pussy and I don’t post half naked pictures of myself..cuz really that’s all it takes….Kate Upton gets how it works. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

23

Mar

Selena Gomez Seduces Ellen the Lesbian of the Day

Ellen is such a sex offender…all lesbians are…especially the ones who seem non threatening, non-sexual, almost “kid” like. You know always clowning around, dancing around, making bad jokes, while looking absolutely non sexual in their outfit you’d expect a kid to wear to his first day of school, when that’s just the way the drag the young pussy into their comfortable homes….making them think they are safe, only to find out there’s a sex dungeon and 15 inch double sided dildo next to the stuffed toll painting station.

Creepy and Selena Gomez milking it with this Jon Benet look, wearing the tightest dress on purpose, cuz she likes hearing the constant drip of Ellen’s pussy, like a broken faucet. It makes her feel pretty in life where her fake boyfriend her manager makes her fake date, Justin Beaver is more interested in jerking off Usher than milking her young body….a young girl’s got needs and apparently so does Ellen! That weirdo… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

23

Mar

Sienna Miller for Old Times of the Day

I remember a time when Sienna Miller was naked in every movie….that made me her fan…that time is no more…I don’t even remember the last time she was in a movie and there’s no pregnancy to really blame, home wrecking maybe, but if she did get knocked up, that fucker died of AIDS inside her dirty party girl slut womb….but I still find her hot, diseased, irrelevant, clothed or not… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Sienna Miller

2011

23

Mar

AIDES Campaign of the Day

Here’s a video campaign I liked from France for Aids awareness cuz no one uses condoms anymore….

I don’t come from the old school mentality that Aids is a good thing cuz it kills off all the gays and blacks…I am from the mentality that AIDS sucks cuz it makes fucking possibly deadly.

Sure the disease is a lot of fear mongering and propoganda, but I’m still not gonna go to a gay bathouse for a bareback session on a Saturday night…and sure they’ve advanced the science of the disease and you can live forever with the shit and they probably have a cure for, but are waiting for the right moment to release it, like when the whole world has aids…

I hate condoms and like dirty pussy…so Aids awareness is for me! Except when I’m in the middle of fucking a whore, cuz it’s just better for her to break the news to me when I’m done, as announcing HIV mid-fuck is a real mood killer. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Aids

2011

23

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here’s some shit going on around the internet while I’ve been trying to live like I’m not Elizabeth Taylor….what too soon? Never too soon when laughing at other people’s death while you know if you keep up this drinking, you’re fucking next….. FOLLOW ME

Seriously, There is Nothing Like Watching Shit Get Blown Up – VIDEO
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Ranking the Sexiest Cheerleaders in College Basketball
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Free Sex Shows Are the Best Kind of Sex Shows
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The Five Best Players in the Sweet 16
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Bret Michaels X Charlie Sheen = Destroyed Hotel Room
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EVERYONE NEEDS A PORTABLE STRIPPED IN THEIR LIVES!
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Vanessa Veasley Has One Hot Body
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Now THAT’S a Giant Dildo
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Man, When She Was in Her Prime, Liz Taylor Really Brought the Hotness
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Posted in:MHD