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2011

02

Feb

Kim Kardashian in her Bikini for FHM of the Day

Kim Kardashian is just fucking noise. She’s full of shit noise that just distracts us from what is important in life, like everything that isn’t Kim Kardashian. She is trashy. She is useless. She is not talented. She is famous from having a sex tape and a good publicist. Her porn career landed her a TV show, where her character shines as the vapid, materialistic, idiotic cunt doing a Paris Hilton impression. She makes bullshit statements, she lies about being sad about the sex tape she released, she doesn’t contribute to society. She’s just a fucking nothing who we’ve made a someone and I don’t know why, but I can assume it starts with her tits and ends with her big round ass…cuz that’s all we need to counter balance everything wrong with this cunt…we’re easily won over like that…

Here are her pics in FHM, photoshopped in a bikini, hiding her fat, and the real shock in all this is that FHM is still around, sure they’re bottom feeding as fuck, proven with their star of choice, and here are the pics…you’ve probably already seen.

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2011

02

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

You hate the stepNEWS, I’m glad the stepNEWS is back, I win cuz I have the power of running the site, so you’ll just have to watch them, or leave the site…

Police say man exposed himself to teen at Plymouth library
PLYMOUTH – A 49-year-old man stands accused of exposing himself to a 17-year-old girl inside the Plymouth Public Library.

Six teens arrested for bullying attack in PA

MN woman tried to mail puppy

NY man builds 35 foot snowman

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

02

Feb

Miley Cyrus Braless Hard Nipple Pic of the Day

I’ve been getting tons of emails about this Miley Cyrus nipple picture, and by tons, I mean one, but I’m not a popular guy, so one is like tons, when you’re used to none…If you know what I mean…

I linked Miley Cyrus Nipple last night in the stepLINKS…but for you idiots who keep telling me I suck at the internet and have a shitty site cuz I didn’t post this, and by idiots, I mean idiot, since there’s just one of you, I decided to take the 45 seconds it takes me to write a post and put it up for you….

Now you can stop the abuse via email, cuz it hurts my feelings…I’m a sensitive guy…you hear that girls…I’m a broken bird, please mend my wing. I’ve traditionally been pretty good at seducing maternal instincts who feel the need to save…let’s keep that going….and let’s keep the Miley Braless parties going…cuz even though she’s 18, she’s still got a vagina we can cum in if allowed…and sometimes that’s all we need.

Here’s the pic…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

02

Feb

Rihanna’s New Slutty S & M Video of the Day



I hated Rihanna for a while, but the love is back.

Here is Rihanna’s new slutty video called S & M and it’ about chains and whips exciting her and they pretty much feature every obvious fetish someone might have, like taping a black teen prostitute from Barbados turned popster in latex on the wall…or hog tying her. Or staring at Rihanna’s ass….I like her new direction…I mean it’s a lot more authentic than her candy coated popstar shit…cuz I know her history…and all this to say, I’m feelin’ it….especailly when she sucks off a banana like a little Monkey at the zoo.

Genius.


To See The VIdeo – Follow This Link
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2011

02

Feb

Raquel Zimmerman Naked for Hugo Boss of the Day

I’m into skinny immigrant models. I find them less irritating than celebrities and popstars. Mainly cuz they realize that they aren’t talented, they aren’t out trying to prove anything, they’re just cashing in cuz idiot companies want to use their faces and pay them insane amounts of money, and last I checked getting paid to show up to a fully catered photoshoot, not that they eat, where idiots suck their dicks all day, telling them how hot they are, while taking their picture, making more money than most do in a year, is a pretty fucking solid deal….for a day’s work…and that’s not including when they fly you to luxurious places to pose on beaches and shit…living a 5 star life you never thought you could…leading to a lot of fun fashion parties, heavy drug use and good times, I need to get a piece of….

But I’m more into them when they get naked and fully used for their model potential…cuz they really aren’t in a position to say no to this fucking meal ticket…

So Raquel Zimmerman went naked for Hugo Boss, but she hardly went naked at all, at least not compared to her actual Naked Photoshoot for Purple , where I could see her hipster bush…..and make out every single pubic hair…which I kinda prefered…

Here are the pics anyway….

Posted in:Raquel Zimmerman

2011

02

Feb

Karolina Kurkova For Vogue Spain of the Day

Karolina Kurkova showed her nipple In Vogue Spain last year and I guess they liked her performance enough to give her another shoot, that or they are the only people giving her work, for fear that they hype her up and make a big deal out of her, so that every man in America turns to her as a masturbation helper, only for her to emotionally eat her face off, to the point that she doesn’t fit in any of the clothes they fitted her in a week earlier, Publicly Humilating Her On TV For Being the Pig She Is that bitch blames on a thyroid problem, only to get her ass fired cuz America has enough fat people, we don’t nee to put them in motherfucking lingerie…

Spain…apparently is not as picky….

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2011

02

Feb

Edita Vilkeviciute For Numero of the Day

I love this Edita Vilkeviciute because she’s got amazing Lituanian tits that she’s not scared to show off for fear of
her communist government, or the remnants of her communist government coming back to get her…I think they call that shit fear repressed memories, I just call it a needed tool in getting laid….cuz normal girls don’t like me….

Here she is in Numero showing off those amazing Lithanian tits to get ahead…making her my kind of model.

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2011

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I was driving luxury cars all day and by driving luxury cars I mean driving my optimism that this site will one day buy me luxury cars through the mud, while driving the girls on my facebook crazy as I constantly ask them for twat pics.

I don’t think I am manix depression, I’m just depressing to look at…for outsiders lookin’ in…I mean if they even notice me….wow…all this stems from being truamatized by Tila Tequila Black Labia Lesbian Shit

I’m not a baller, but my wife is shaped like a ball. Go me.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Minka Kelly’s GQ Outtakes Are Fine By Me
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Jessica Jane Clement Has Me Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Lindsay Lohan Totally Fuckable In Hot Pants
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Charlie Sheen’s Whore Shows Us The Size Of His Cock
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I Can See Miley Cyrus’ Nipple And It’s Awesome
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It’s Raining Pussy in Winnipeg, Canada – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Are the Best Type of Cam Shows (NSFW)
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Extreme Cameltoe for Dancing With The Stars Hottie Cheryl Burke
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Kim Kardashian and Her Big Tits and Ass Are Blabbering on About Something or Another
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Because The Easiet Thing is to Find Bitches That Will Do Anything
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Get This
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Busty Amateur and a Cucumber (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The Ten Hottest Homewreckers You Will Lookl At All Day
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Minka Kelly’s Best Titty Moment
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Because Your Toychest Should Have Some of These in It (NSFW)
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Some Blake Lively, Just Because
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Sarah Stage Jaimie Hilfiger, Mathilde Johansson & Lexy Caroline Gallery Insanity (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Miley Cyrus Pokie Nipples in a White Shirt
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Gisele Caught Naked Changing Clothes in a Car (NSFW)
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Who is Tasha de Vasconcelos and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her?
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Olivia Wilde’s Side Titty Stars In Vanity Fair’s “Hollywood Issue” Cover
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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I Love a Good Gymnastics Fail – VIDEO
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Jana Jordan is Looking Good As Always (NSFW)
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Meet Kristal Solis
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Sophia Marie Has One Sweet Ass
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And Now, the Roundest Ass on the Planet – VIDEO
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Anastasiya Has One Hot Gallery
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Rise In Boobjobs Caused By Christina Hendricks’ Knockers
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Dare I Say Jennifer Lopez is Looking Half Hot
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India Summer Back on the Fucking Machine
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Cooking With Snoop Dogg
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Legs For Days
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Here’s the Sluts From the PETA Superbowl AD
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity (NSFW)
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Priscilla Presley Still Makes Me Want to Fuck Her (With Some Vintage Pics As Well)
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We Can Always Use a Sloppy Drunk Slut – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Kristy, Alisia or Saskia? Take Your (NSFW)
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I Love Me a Hot Blonde (NSFW)
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Your Favorite 31 Women of January
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Looking Hot on the Cover of Vogue UK
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Meet Caity Costa….Oh Boy
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Olivia Munn See Through Top
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JWoww And Her Big Tits
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Kylie Minogue Has Some Great Tits And I Can See Them
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

01

Feb

Charlotte Church Back in a Bikini Pics of the DAy

Charlotte church is a fat bitch who sings opera, there’s nothing unusual about a fat girls and opera, but there is something unusual about fat girls and bikinis, it’s something that should never really happen, even when you are a slut like Charlotte, who fucks like a champ and doesn’t discriminate. Yes this girl is damaged goods, and no self respecting white guy will hit it, not that any of you have anything to worry about, self respect is someting you’re not too familiar with.

I guess she took “it aint over til the fat lady sings to heart” cuz when she was tired of being famous and wanted a family…she just ate and ate and ate herself into a disgusting mess she felt the need to prance around in bikinis…really securing the fact that she was totally not relevant cuz even her bikini pics were disgusting….and I guess she’s on a comeback tour cuz she’s slimmed down a lot from the slop she was…and she’s getting the paparazzi shooting pics of her…and it all screams album dropping in the next few months…but since you like fat chicks, cuz they have tits, here are some of the pics that I don’t have the rights to post from the other day….

I guess this is “It all starts over again when the fat lady sheds some weight and needds to make money to pay for her kids education cuz she has a lifestyle she is used to to maintain”

Posted in:Charlotte Church

2011

01

Feb

Rihanna Bikini Pictures of the Day

The main thing I like about Rihanna is that she was a teenage prostitute and that’s how she got famous, at least that’s the rumor circulating around Barbados, her home island that can’t fucking stand her, and I get that, she’s turned into a real cunt, straight from the gutter, now ordering locals around and shit, but for some reason, I got through phases with this one, I like her, or hate her, depending on her hit song, cuz generally I base my opinion of people on the quality of their ass in a bikini, and not whether they treat the dude renting them Jet Skis on vacation like their friend, just cuz they went to school together…and if anything, I relate to Rihanny, that’s what I call her now that we’ve been friends in my imagination for so long, because I went to a restaurant some twat from my high school, was working, he happened to be the bus boy and the guy who tried to give me wedgies when I was new to the country, either way, when he rolled around, seemingly excited I remembered him in his clearly shitty life, and he hopped over when I called him, unfortunately for him, it was to ask him to throw my used napkin out….his face dropped…cuz I guess he was lookin’ for an old friend to grab a beer with…but I don’t let go of things….so instead I try to publicly humiliate back..

Not that it matters…what matters is how good Rihanna’s ass is looking right now…

I am also drunk tho…everythin looks good…except Tila Tequila Black Labia Lesbian Shit

Posted in:Rihanna Bikini

2011

01

Feb

Amanda Bynes Slutty Twitter Pics of the Day

I used to follow Amanda Bynes on twitter. I assume she blocked me, they all seem to block me, I don’t really read twitter, it’s a waste of time, I just write on the shit but it was probably a good thing, cuz bitch would irritate the fuck out of me with her random thoughts, quotes and other shit that didn’t involve her posting self shot pics of her pussy, but it seems like she may finally be making a move in the right direction, unless of course she’s actually a man, like the movie she was in made me believe, in which case, keeping the leggings on is probably a good thing, I don’t need some underdeveloped penis fuckin’ up my shit along with her stupid ramblings….Speaking of stupid ramblings, hi everybody!

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2011

01

Feb

Amber Heard Slutty for Esquire March of the Day

Amber Hears is lookin’ hot in the newest Esquire UK…She always looks pretty good…I mean that is when I remember who she is…Because she hasn’t really done all that much and I never really remember who the fuck she is, but I have seen her topless in The Joneses , I have Seen Her Panties in Classic Panty Upskirt Pics , She did Come Out as a Lesbian , so she’s clearly on the hustle to get noticed and solidify her career, following the obvious steps, which means one thing….Sex tape around the corner…I feel like if I suggest sex tapes with every post, eventually quality pussy will leak one, instead of that Tila Tequila Black Labia Lesbian Shit ….a video I only hope Amber Heard watches to get her back into dick…

That’s all I gotta say about that….

Posted in:Amber Heard

2011

01

Feb

Creepy Beach Ass Video of the Day

These amateur creeper videos entertain the fuck out of me. I know that some dude propped up a camera near a bitches ass, only to get this 8 seconds before panicking and stopping his recording, leaving us with a questionable video, that is hardly good enough to jerk off to, that might have been a fucking picture, and I’m posting it cuz for some reason, it brings me joy…

Posted in:amateur

2011

01

Feb

Emma Roberts Shitty See Thru of the Day

I still don’t understand this Emma Roberts bitch….Is she Julia Roberts’ wholesome 10 year old neice born with the misfortune of having Eric Roberts from every shit movie as her dad…or is she actually an adult….

I do understand that her shirt is semi-see through….and for some reason it’s hardly erotic…and that reason I call…having the sex appeal of a kid in the park, or on her way to the toy store…which unfortunately has a lot of sex appeal for you…and I guess that’s why people like her…

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2011

01

Feb

Tits on TV of the Day

I’ve seen the show Shameless, and yes, it’s just another example of the USA ripping off British TV, because the USA lacks creativity, especailly when it comes to producing decent entertainment content, cuz the USA is all fucked up with their Christian guilt and rules and regulations that have made them what they are, instead of just embracing actually comedy, sleazy, drama, and good fucking times…

But at least they are trying to make TV better than the shit it used to be, I just wish they gave someone like me a fucking show, cuz I could use the money and come up with something they wouldn’t have to steal from the brits…

Who cares…here’s some nudity from TV…and it’s better than the Tila Tequila Black Labia Lesbian Sex Tape Circulating…

Laura Wiggins cuz she’s 22 but looks 13….

Shanola Hampton cuz I love black girls….even though I’ve never tasted one….

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