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2009

09

Apr

Some Lindsay Lohan Leg of the Day

I love Lindsay Lohan. She is hot and I don’t think she’s too skinny, there is no such thing as too skinny, that’s just something fat chicks say to make them feel good about themselves, the same fat chicks who aren’t fucking you.

Sure, I thought she was going to die this year. I thought that it would be suicide or cardiac arrest, but I’m over all that. I am convinced she’s ready for the takeover she’s been laying the groundwork for the last few years and that this relationship with Ronson and this breakup with Ronson is all part of some master plan we’ll all understand one day.

If anyone is gonna die, it’s gonna be me, I’ve had a cough for fucking days and I think the end is near. At least I’ve lived long enough.

Here is the video..

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan

2009

09

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in Some Clothed Modeling Pics of the Day

Doutzen Kroes some hot bikini/lingerie model is doing a photoshoot in clothes, which is kinda funny because I am doing a photoshoot nude right now and sure I don’t get paid as much, and the whole thing is pretty humilating, but I feel just as glamorous as she does. True story.

Posted in:Clothed|Doutzen Kroes

2009

09

Apr

Some Turkish Reporter in Black Face for Obama of the Day

I want to go to Turkey. Shit’s fucking crazy. They treat their news like some kind of comedy hour and have one of their reporters rockin’ blackface while reporting on Obama’s trip to their country.

It made me laugh and watch the whole thing and I don’t even speak the fucking language, so I think they are onto something, someone needs to get Anderson Cooper up on this shit to lock in the viewers because until I see him in blackface, I’m gonna be forced to think he’s just some uptight closet case who takes his job too seriously.

In fact, Turkey should be a lesson to us all. We should all leave the house in black face, you know and hit up the local KFC, or the pharmacy, just throw people off and when ppl ask you what you’re doing, bust into slave songs.

Posted in:Black Face|Obama|Turkey

2009

09

Apr

South Park Makes Fun of Kanye West of the Day

I haven’t seen South Park in years but I watched this clip and it’s fucking obscure as hell, the joke is so fucking out there and stupid that I laughed. It is also hating on Kanye and how ridiculous he is so you’ll probably like it. My computer is running like shit and so is my brain so I gotta get me some motherfuckin’ food. I’ll be back.

Here’s the full episode….

Posted in:Gay|Kanye West|South Park

2009

09

Apr

Lady Gaga Takes Her Tranny Lovin’ Ass Out Without Pants of the Day

Everyone knows Lady Gaga is ugly, including Lady Gaga. I feel like I wrote shit about her the last couple of days saying that the only reason she is popular is because she targets the gays and women and gays and women seem to be the only people who like ugly chicks because it makes them feel better looking, so in the event that I did, realize that I’ve been drunk for the last 4 days and everything is a bit of a blur.

I think I figured out why this pig doesn’t wear pants and it is because she is fat and like my wife, who is also fat, any non elastic waist band piece of clothing is the fuckin’ enemy, because they don’t make non elastic band waist clothing in her size, and that means having to come to terms with the fact that you’re a fuckin’ pig.

But I could be wrong and bitch is just trying to divert attention from her face, she’s like “LOOOK AT MY PUSSY, LOOK AT MY PUSSY, FORGET MY FACE….LOOK AT MY PUSSY”. Tranny loving whore.

Here are some pictures of her performing, every concert looks exactly the fucking same and shit bores me…but you may like it…if you’re black….cuz this ass is fat….

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2009

09

Apr

Jamie Pressly Smokin’ of the Day

You know what turns me on more than Jamie Pressly….the thought of her second hand smoke killin’ off her baby so that it can be just me and her in the world….unfortunately, second hand smoke only leads to asthma and other bullshit that isn’t fatal…meaning that if anything…the second hand smoke is just going to make STD of a kid more fucking needy and I guess that’s okay, since Jamie Pressly’s never shown much interest in me, you know, never answered me or reached out to me even after I went to all the trouble mailing her that statue I carved of her with my dick in her mouth out of a bar a soap last year. So I guess there’ no real hope in us ever fuckin’. I guess bitch thinks she’s better than me, well at least I get to watch her smoke like she’s some kind of private school girl trying to piss off her parents in pictures I didn’t take in a city I am not in. Why do I torture myself like this….

Posted in:Ass|Jamie Pressly|Smokin'

2009

09

Apr

Katy Perry’s Ugly Sweater Matches her Ugly Face of the Day

I slept in again. I guess it happens. The site is slowly dying, so I guess me droppin’ off, only makes sense.

What doesn’t make sense is Katy Perry. This girl has nothing going for her. She’s ugly, she can’t sing and when I was sent this video of her singing one of her original songs back in 2005 when she was just starting out, I couldn’t help but think it was a fucking joke. You know something you’d expect Saturday Night Live or Funny Or Die to produce as a satire viral video or something, so when I realized she was serious and that this Girl Interrupted Gone Wild garbage was what paved the way for her superstar status today. Not that I expected any of the shit she’s ever produced to be anything of substance, you know since she’s a fucking joke, but I would have never expected her career to take off the way it did based on this shit about vagina, even though Box has been her claim to fame.

Here she is the other day in some ugly sweater that matches her ugly face.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Ugly

2009

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am dying today, which makes sense because it is the day after my birthday. I have been curled up in a heap of shit in the corner of my bedroom all day and pretty much all night and pretty much carrying this shit over til tomorrow. I got an email saying posts today were funnier than usual, which leads me to believe that dying is all I need to get to the fucking top, like that kid I saw on Oprah who had AIDS and they made a quilt for back in the 90s. Seriously, if zero effort makes my shit worth checking, then this motherfucker is goin to slack harder than I already do.

Here are my links….

Help Put a Slut Through College While She Puts a Rash on Yo’ Dick…
GO

Lohan is And Her Despressed Lasbian Vagaina are Having a Cry on the Cover of Us Magazine
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The Longer You Live With Your Best Friend….
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The 9 Hottest Cuban Women Wow
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I’m Sure You Still Have a TIFFANY Poster on Your Bedroom Wall
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Kelly Brook Things She is Pocahontas or Some Shit
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How This Dude Doesn’t Shit All Over His Long Hair is Beyond Me
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Because It’s Not Really Sex If You’re Alone
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Zombie Oprah, Berserk Bacteria, Inappropriate Encounters, Cocky Bunnies and More!
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Blonde on Blonde Action
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Dr. Shine Is God’s Top Gun Of Deliverance
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COPS: PAGENT EDITION
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Treasure Troll Striptease of the Day
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This Child Birth Simulator Names Me Want to Puke
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Hugh Hefner is 83 and He Had a Party
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Here’s Some Pics of Amy Winhouse That Will Make You Lose Your Lunch
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I Want to Burst Halle Berry’s Bubbles
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Miranda Kerr Wants to Act, But I Think She Should Just Shut Her Mouth and Keep Looking Good
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Chicken Fried Cock Out
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Doutzen Kroes – Victoria’s Secret Sport Line VSX 2009
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You’ll Never Know If You Don’t Try
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Alexis is Slow Mo Heaven
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G String Bull Ride
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Courtney Love Didn’t Blow Her Fortune on Crack Rocks After All
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Abi Titmuss does Nuts magazine April 2009
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Random Photos to Waste Time With
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Jesus Christ Tori Spelling Eat Something
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Kitty Lea is Nude
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Allison is in Bed
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Brooke Williams is a Cyber Girl
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone Were Given Autographed Saddam Hussein Pic by Soldiers
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You’ve Been Face Taped, Cunt!
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Anal Bleaching Fun
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Kourtney Kardashian for Maxim
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The 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders Of The 80s
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Betty White and Kim Catrell Made a Porno
(There’s Some Peen in This)
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The 99 Sexiest Ladies of The 80’s
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Powersliding Weirdness Video
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25 Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of MLB
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Some American Apparel Ass
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Israeli Playboy Theme Party for Passover….
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Mother Breastfeeds the Wrong Baby
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Mother Harvests Her Dead Son’s Sperm
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Some Sluts Topless and Dressed Like the Easter Bunny
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Top 10 Celebrities Caught Doing Drugs on Camera
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This is the Site I am Endorsing Today
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10 Hazardous Homemade Sex Toys…
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

08

Apr

Jamie Pressly Shows Off Her Mom Ass of the Day

I like Jamie Pressly. I find her hot. I have trouble believing she just recently had a baby because unlike most mom ass I see, this one, I’d actually like to eat and by eat I mean spread it the fuck apart so that her little asshole is winking at me before sticking my tongue as deep inside her as I can, because most mom’s make me sick, all I can think about is that a baby ripped through their shit, leaving a lot of juices, liquids, slime and blood all over the hospital floor, and that vision just plays out over and over and over again everytime I think about fuckin’ with their shit.

So here’s her mom ass in sweatpants, the way we like it, because it means easy access.

Posted in:Ass|Jamie Pressly|Mom

2009

08

Apr

Kate Walsh Dresses Like She’s 2 and a Half of the Day

For the perverts out there, here’s some Kate Walsh in an outfit that can remind you of that hot two year old you say playing in the park, you know for the conservative pedophile, who doesn’t actually like kids, but likes the idea of kids, and dresses his hired hooker up like babies and makes them soil themselves so he can change their diapers, before giving them his dick as a little pacifier, I think the fetish is called infantilism and Kate Walsh, whoever the fuck that is, has no problem advertising it to the world.

Posted in:Kate Walsh|Romper

2009

08

Apr

Gwen Stefani Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

I always thought Gwen Stefani was disgusting. Maybe it had to do with her ethnic face and bleached hair, but I think it had to do with her jacked body that reminded me of the captain of the track team at my highschool, so seeing her in her little skirt makes me want to throw-up, because I am sure her vagina is vile and not just because it belongs to Bush, but because her jacked body reminds me of the captain of the track team, I know I said that already, but I didn’t say that he was a dude, which he was, and he always annoyed me with stories of fucking the hot chicks in the school, when they wouldn’t even bother giving me the time of day, making me realize that fat never wins, unless it’s a fight against a heart, or a pair of pants that are one size too small, or even in a war against the people sitting next to you on the plane.

Posted in:Gwen Stefani|Leg|Short Skirt

2009

08

Apr

Shawn Johnson Grabbin’ Her Weird Boxy Titty of the Day

Here’s that Dancing With The Stars, Olympic Gymnast, Shawn Johnson troll from dancing with the stars feeling herself up. I was going to say because no one else in their right mind would, considering how jacked she is, but realize that guys have no fucking standards and would fuck anything with a vagina, even if that vagina can bench press their balls while ripping their dick off in some strong-man grip. I also realize that lesbians live for this type of shit, especially with Johnson’s gymnast background and flexibility and strength, she can pull some next level dyke scissor pussy grind…but I’m not diggin’ this, at all.

Posted in:Shawn Johnson|Tit

2009

08

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Does a Clothed Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in some clothed photoshoot. This is like some non-nude model bullshit that was huge on the internet a bunch of years ago, where bitches like Kate’s Playground would never show off tit or vag, and just dance around in their fucking underwear like a bunch of teenage sluts who were milking idiot men for tons of fucking money, despite having a club foot, no one would ever really look past, if she was an actual stripper or some shit.

You know, I get the tease factor, you know not wanting a bitch to give you her everything, you know building up to it or whatever, but I don’t get that for internet porn, you now, especially when every girl in your life refuses to get naked for you daily, the last thing you need is an internet slut to do the same fucking thing. I mean I am self-hating, self-sabotaging, self-destructive, but I’m not a fuckin’ idiot or going to pay 30 dollars a fucking month to get girls to not get naked for me, when they don’t get naked for me for free.

Anyway, the whole point of all this is to say that this Ambrosio shit is the opposite of that non-nude model shit, because we’ve all seen her in underwear and now she’s all dressed up, like some kind of mom or something and that pisses me off.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Clothed|Photoshoot

2009

08

Apr

Anna Faris and Her Tits at Some Premiere of the Day

I saw some cheesy whore on a date with some meathead in Ed Hardy the other day. She’s the kind of girl you can tell goes on dates with many random men, many times a week, because I’ve seen her game before and I’ve seen her hustle, and I recognized the desperate weak conversation they were having about how often the dude goes to the gym, and how she kept telling him how amazing his muscles were, because I guess she doesn’t know better, and thinks that meathead guys are good husband material, or at least good fucks, or who fucking knows, what I do know is that she looked like a cheap whore, the kind of girl you want to wear a condom with, you know a pornstar without a porn contract, and her t-shirt was shredded apart like Anna Faris’ dress and this story really fucking sucks and I don’t know why I just told you it, because if someone told me this story, I’d laugh in their face and call them fuckin idiots for wasting my fucking time, so feel free to do that in the comments.

Posted in:Anna Faris|Premiere|Tits

2009

08

Apr

Jennifer Love and Other Tits at some Gen Art Event of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt was at some film premiere for some Gen Art collective shit that showcases all the best in independent film or some shit, but based on their attendees, it looks like they are more into showcasing slutty tit.

Speaking of tit, I didn’t get fucked on my birthday, I didn’t even make it out to the stripclub, I didn’t even get a lapdance, or date rape a bitch. I guess next year, we’ll try to make it out to this Gen Art brothel. Not that you care.

Posted in:Gen Art|Jennifer Love Hewitt|Sluts|Tits