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2011

18

Jul

Katie Holmes Shitty Alien Bikini Pics of the Day

Here’s some space ship alien worshipping bitch in her bikini in the pool pretty much not showing off anything erotic that is probably only kinda hot to creepy peepers who have a thing for stalking bitches swimming in their pool from a balcony…you know the kind of guy who hits up hotels and resorts with a pool view so they can jerk off on the balcony as they look down at the blurry half naked swimming body….you know a weird fetish, even for people like me, but I find sex appeal in pretty much anything and under any circumstance…especially when half naked bitches who once had great tits are involved…it is a talent at least that’s what I wrote on my America Has Talent application…that they have yet to respond to….


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2011

18

Jul

Sophie Monk’s Not Dead Yet of the Day

Sophie Monk was hot for a minute, back when the Good Charlotte sister imported her from Australia before he cheated on her using big pant eating vagina with Paris Hilton, leaving her alone in Hollywood, equipped with designer herpes and no where to go, and apparently she chose to spend her time with the plastic surgeon cuz her face is slowly morphing into that cat lady shit….

I don’t know, I think it’s safe to say she’s done, this Hollywood dream isn’t gonna work out for her, no Oscars are ever gonna be won, but there will likely be yearly roles that pay a couple hundred thousand to show off her great tits …at least for the next 5 years or so before she gets to old and replaced by the countless other great tits who want to be famous….and I’m glad that she embraces that position as the bottom of the barrel cuz it’s better than workin as a stripper or waitress back home, especailly after announcing to everyone how she’s going to California to seek the American Dream….

She’s not naked in these pics, therefore we shouldn’t care….

Posted in:Sophie Monk

2011

18

Jul

Gwen Stefani Shitty See Through of the Day

How about some Gwen Stefani in a see through shirt, showing off a bra, in efforts to convince us she’s not actually a man, and abs like that and a husband who fucks transexuals doesn’t mean she was born with testicles, cuz if she was, why would she be wearing a bra…kinda thing…

At least that’s what I assume she’s doing here…or maybe it’s just a diversion from whatever the fuck is going on with her lip….the face on…not the panty one that we’re not sure actually exists….

She may be in a band called No Doubt, a name I think she did to subtly convince the public not to have doubt, but it didnt work, cuz I’ve got doubt.

But here is her bra on her small tits anyway…

Posted in:Gwen Stefani

2011

18

Jul

Whitney Port Bikini Pics to Remind You She Exists of the Day

As far as I’m concerned Whitney Port has a shitty ass. Serioulsy, I hate her body and her peanut piece of shit head, and I am happy that despite her efforts to be in the media, paparazzi and all that, she’s still totally fucking irrelevant and not making any reality TV show comeback anytime soon….She started out as a rich kid, so she won’t be the gutter trash you’d expect her costars to be to get noticed, but her ass seems to look like it is…if you know what I mean….and if you don’t just stare at her cameltoe….cuz camel toe is the basis of why I love white bikinis so much….

Posted in:Whitney Port

2011

18

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch at an Event of the Day

The good news about running an UGLY watch about a bitch who paid the media and a plastic surgeon to label her as HOT cuz little kids who she was marketed to don’t care as much as I do about the lies the media feed them…especially when it comes to a pussy thinking it is hot when it clearly isn’t….cuz coupled with her constant working out, she’s done some shit to her, like some home improvement that turned the shack in the woods she once was, into this suburban 2 bedroom bungalow she is now, and although no one dreams of the suburban bungalow as kids, it’s better than a shack.

If you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s gone from a 2 to a 5 and that’s progress we should encourage….next step…Implants…..even though I hate implants…but they will make her look better in clothes and distract from her boring, uneventful, distorted, picasso drawn inbred retard face.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

18

Jul

The Shannon Twins Sluts in Public of the Day

I don’t know if these twins were molested by their father or raped by an uncle, but I think it is safe to assume they were. I am always skeptical when it comes to young girls who get into stripping, then playboy, then porn, before they were 20, even if they have that whole look to them, like they milked male attention their whole life, playing off each other and their twin fetishes, to get free games at the bowling alley and other ghetto trash shit…..and really if they were molested by their father, or raped by their uncle, it’s not all that bad a thing, cuz it taught them the value of whoring themselves and gave them a head start on the skill needed for fucking……in a look at them now….kinda way…while everyone else they dropped out of high school with are meth addicted and blowing themselves up with bootleg fireworks in the trailer park….true story.

I love Karissa Shannon’s ass….and I love watching it Fuck in her sex tape …..

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2011

18

Jul

Lindsay Lohan on a Video Shoot of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lindsay Lohan taking any work she can get and a band taking advantage of a once famous pussy everyone wanted to fuck being in desperate need for work to generate some attention to themselves by getting her half naked and seductive like an escort you find in the back of the local entertainment newspaper….

Overall, I’m pretty disappointed with Lohan’s comeback tour, because I know how easy it is for her to get famous and relevant again, because I’m a huge fan of her tits, even though her face is botoxed and looks like it’s 40 at 25, a hustle I generally don’t masturbate to…but maybe you do…..

Watching her doing graffitti like some rebel without a cause is ultra lame….but I hate graffiti, especially when it is the plotline of using lohan in a music video and at least she’s showing off those tits…since that’s all she has going for her….what a joke…..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

18

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t have sex with enough hookers this weekend and I didn’t have nearly enough pregnancy scares with any hookers because I only cum in the ones I can tell don’t get their periods anymore thanks to drug addiction and old age. They are the bargain basement vagina anyone can afford….and that’s the life lesson from this past drunken weekend I hardly remember…but expect to relive tonight…

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Worlds Steepest Roller Coaster Will Make You Crap Your Pants
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25 Fictional Sports Characters Who’d Be Awesome High School Classmates
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Free Cam Shows to Start Your Week Off Right
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I’d Like a Piece of Zoe Saldana
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Fuck I Love a Good Prank
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Christie Brinkley’s Dress Flew Up and Here Is the Photo
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Fetish Porn Blooper Reel – VIDEO
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Cam Girls You’ll Wanna Be All Over
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LET THE LADY GAGA BACKLASH CONTINUE!!!
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2011

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say…because I assume no one is on the computer…it is summer…pussy is half naked…sort it out weirdo…

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J.Lo is Getting a Divorce from the Monster, In Hopes Her Kids Become the Single Home VIctims of Divorce Stereotype Trust Fund Babies as Momma Goes Out Whoring Herself in Movies and with Random Men in what may have all been fueled by People Naming Her the Most Beautiful Person
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J.Lo and Skeletor Photo Retrospective before she Cheated on Him
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Hellen Mirren USA Patriotic Granny with Fat Tits Fetish Pic…..
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How About Some Taylor Momsen Ass Cheek
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Some Idiot Gets His Head Stuck
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Vanessa Hudgens Obeses Homelss Boy Fetish Pics
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62 Years of the Formula 1
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Some Crazy Slut Tried to Kill Some Other Slut That She Thought Was Casey Anthony and Here’s the Insane Story
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Trampoline FAIL – VIDEO
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The Complex Guide to Bagging a Bookworm
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Sara Jean Underwood is a Busty Super Hero
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Free Cam Shows, Because It’s the Weekend and You Got Time to Kill
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Girl Next Door is Masterbating
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The 50 Hottest Women Rocking Sexy Soccer Jerseys
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Belen Rodriguez Bikini Body
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Michael Sheen Gets to Bang Rachel McAdams and I’m Jealous
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Octomom and Some Other Trashy Slut Friends Of Hers Got Drunk and Here Are the Photos
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Rosie Huntington Whitley is Tasty as Always
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AnnaLynn McCord Wore a Bikini and Got Egged
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Jenny Mc Carthy is Braless
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Jenna Haze And Kristina Rose Make An Awesome Pair
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How To: Use a Flame Thrower
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Amber and Gianna Get It On
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Cubana Lust’s Body is Insane
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Is Your City One Of The 10 Worst-Dressed Cities In The Country?
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Nothing Like a Lesbian Fuck Fest
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Human Pony Fetish? WTF?
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Yeah I’d Bang Ellen Pompeo
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Busty Brunette and a Vibrator
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Dave Grohl Kicked a Fan Out of a Foo Fighters Concert and It’s Hilariou – VIDEO
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Irina Shayk Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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WHEN DUCK RIDES DERAIL – VIDEO
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Amateur Perky Tits
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AHHHHHH Eva Mendes!!!
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Shyla Styles Big Ol’ Tits
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Rebecca Black Threatens to Release New Single
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Olivia Wilde Drops Some Impressive Cleavage For “The Change-Up”
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Rihanna Shows Off Her Nipples In A Braless Shirt
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Shauna Sand And More Of Her Tits
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Kelly Brook And Her Nipples Prepare Me For The Weekend
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Annalynne McCord Looks Sexy With Spewge All Over Her (horse) Face
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2011

15

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Grabbing her Tit for Her Friend the Photographer of the Day

I was convinced Tyler Shields was full of shit, until I was told by a mutual facebook friend that he’s actually a genius. I just assumed he latched onto celebs and rode their celebrity to get recognition as a photography. I’m still not convinced he’s not full of shit, but here is his new shoot with Lohan, who is hungry for attention, cuz she’s Lohan, and she’s grabbing her tit in it….I figure this unable to get work thing is working out alright…next step porn career….

On a sidenote, for those of you who don’t follow me on twitter , I write lohan messages at least every day and she always ignores me…how fucking rude…tit getting grabbed or not…..even though the fact she turns to tyler shields o get noticed is pretty fucking hilarious….I remember when she was the untouchable Disney star…now she’s pretty much sucking dick to have her pic taken…let’s just skip a few steps and have her sucking dick while having her pic taken….

Here are some of those pics…so high concept….haha…dancing in a tunnel dressed for a glamourous hollywood event…genius….what a joke…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

15

Jul

Mel B Pregnant Ready to Drop Bikini Porn of the Day

I don’t have the rights to these pics…but click the link at the bottom cuz they are fucking worth trying masturbating to…

Someone better fire me as the president of the drunken pervert chapter of the Spice Girls fan club we call “we can’t let go of a nipples in video we once jerked off to before the internet”…

Cuz I had no idea Mel B was pregnant, but now, I’ll forever have it etched into my mind thanks to an inappropriate choice in swimwear.

I am a firm beleiver that pregnancy is only a beautiful thing to other women….

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2011

15

Jul

Shauna Sand Getting Head on the Beach of the Day

She’s got some of the scariest vaginas in the world….

I have seen her SEX TAPE

I have been to that dark place and apparently so has this guy…I mean assuming he’s not just a pretty boy gay escort she’s imported from Europe to replace the other one…who finds fucking a bitch living off her ex-husband’s soap money way better than fucking dirty old men…even if dirty old men have better contained man pussies…despite decades of inserting large objects inside themselves…cuz Shauna Sand’s pussy is that fucked up…while the rest of her is on some mutated human barbie doll kick…that could make for a great horror movie character…but who needs horror movie characters when the real horror movie is her fucking sex tape…

Either way, here she is “getting head” and posing on the beach, cuz she loves the beach, she even chose her stripper name after the beach and pays the paparazzi for this kind of bikini pic marketing…we’re just no sure what she’s marketing…I guess just aiming for attention…or maybe another sex tape is on its way since it is the only work she gets…

And really, plastic, scary, mutated vagina or not, I’m just happy she’s not fat….

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2011

15

Jul

Kristin Cavallari Stays Relevant in a Bikini of the Day

A woman…despite how useless she may be…or how irritating she may be…or how fun it is to laugh at her for failing in her attempt to have a legit career by refusing to be on a show that was bigger than the show that made her…only to come crawling back a few months before the shit was cancelled….is never useless as long as she owns a bikini…and someone gets a picture of it…

I will look at any bitch in a bikini, hot or not, just because I like seeing bitches in bikinis…it never gets dull to me…it just makes for scenery I can appreciate and enjoy…like what I’d imagine climbing up to the top of Everest feels like to some…with far less work…not that any of the bitches, including Kristin Cavallari deserved to be compared to climbing up everest, I mean, she’s really nothing great or interesting, I’m just saying I feel satisfied and complete spiritually when I’m looking at or around half naked women…even the uglies…

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Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2011

15

Jul

Rihanna’s Booty Pictures of the Day

Yeah…there’s really no point of this post at all…I don’t even like Rihanna…but I do like black women…and the way they are shaped…so I think that’s what this is all about…but I haven’t fully figured it out…cuz I’m a do before I think it through kinda guy…especially when it comes to unprotected sex.


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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

15

Jul

Kelly Brook in another Post Abortion Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook’s pussy doesn’t look like it had an abortion one bit….I mean unless the abortion was given by inserting a watermelon sized object into the bitch, tearing her apart…in some reverse pregnancy bullshit…causing her vagina to droop as if it actually had a kid…to remind her of what was lost when she decided to give her modeling career another go before fully retiring as the fat mom her body states she’s gonna become….or maybe her vagina is just sad, and is finding it hard to get up off its feet, you know cuz it failed her by not going through with this thing she wanted to bad…so it has turned to emotional eating….and all the weight is sticking to her clit….I mean it is hard to tell…I’m no expert…all I really know is how much real estate it is taking up in her chubby bikini body….and with tits like this….I shouldn’t be looking anywhere but her tits…that’s her plan and I’ve failed as a real man…something we already knew….I never said this site was enlightening asshole…

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