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2010

12

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Today was a pretty fuckin horrible day that involved boring internet content, but more importantly boring real life content. I was surrounded by some fat girls for my 5 hour wait at the immigration office, some of them smelled like shit, while others just looked like shit….and you can blame them for my shitty internet performance today cuz everytime I had something interesting to write on this shit, I lost it, cuz misshapen asses with guts hanging over them have that affect on me.

Here are my stepLINKS

Audrina’s Amazing Body Belong in a Bikini
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Mischa Barton is Sloppy and Smoking Weed in a Bikini
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Because the Possibility of you Getting Laid Today Isn’t Fucking Likely
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Jessica Alba Flashes Her Bare Ass
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Sofia Vergara’s Hottest Twit-Pics Wow
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Will Ferrell is Fucking Amazing – VIDEO
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Kelly Brooke is Lookin’ Tasty
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Michelle Beadle and the 20 Hotties Who Deserve Bigger Jobs In Sports
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Joss Stone Panty Upskirt
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A Little Bit of Lea Michele
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Kitty’s Self Shots
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Brooke’s Striptease
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Blondie Shows Off – VIDEO
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Heart Attack of the Day with VIDEO
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This is What Crack Does to Formerly Hot Babes – BEFORE AND AFTER
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Renee Lacombe is in Her Undies
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And This is Why You Don’t Put Up a Tent While Drunk – VIDEO
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Lisa and Kylie Lez it Up
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Maliah Michel’s Body is Just Insane
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless Pokies
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Nikki Kane Shows Off
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Anna Kendrick is Looking Super Hot
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Zach Galifianakis is Fucking Amazing
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Sofia Vergara says Madonna Looks Like a Freak – With Sexy Video
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Gotta Love aRed Head
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Pillow Fight in the Air – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Jessica Szohr
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Sandy and Ashley
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Now That’s What I Call Busty
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Some Lohan Shots From Vogue Italy
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30 Hot Girls Making Duckfaces
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian and Her Legs Go For a Walk
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Leonardo DiCaprio Gets to Have Sex With This Every Day. Bastard
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And I Thought I Was a Bad Parent
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Striptease of the Day
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Angela Lonsdale Boobslip
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Shay Laren Cleans Better
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Further Proof That Donald Duck Is A Horny Perv
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The Seven Greatest Internet Hoaxes
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Ashley is Alright By Me
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2010

12

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news, cuz it’s never too late to realize or accept that we are all doomed….

Man wants to legally change name to Boomer the Dog

Gary Matthews, a PA man petitioned the court to change his name to Boomer the Dog and even dresses up as a dog when walking around his neighborhood

Orgasm Ride

Girl Gets Really Turned On By An Amusement Park

Phila. Woman Claims Donald Duck Groped Her

The web site Smoking Gun has obtained a civil suit that claims a Philadelphia-area woman was groped by Donald Duck at Walt Disney World.

Marinated Cat Rescued at Traffic Stop

A Buffalo, NY man was pulled over by police who found a cat marinating in his trunk as the man planned on eating the cat

Parents Arrested for Buying Son Sex Toy, Sending Him Porn in PA

5 adults were charged with giving porn to an 11 year-old

Baltimore Man in Jail for Faking Seizures to Get Out of Paying for Restaurant Bills

Andrew Palmer was sentenced to 18 months for faking seizures to skip out on restaurant bills

Son Learns of Mom’s Porno Past at State Fair

A woman was shocked to discover that her second grade son came home with provocative photos after he went to the local fair

OH Man Caught Sneaking in Homes to Cuddle with Women

Michael Philips told police he was a ninja when caught breaking into apartments to cuddle with women while they slept.

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2010

12

Aug

Mischa Barton Smoking Weed in a Bikini Top of the Day

I never thought I’d see disgusting fucking pigs smoke…but then again I don’t spend much time in the backwoods learning how to fuck with farm animals…

I also never thought Mischa Barton would still be alive…she looks like fucking death.

I just know she’s crying for attention…cuz despite what she looks like, she is a fucking attention whore who wishes her career took a different root, just like this fat chick who couldn’t land a husband so she booked an all inclusive vacation to jamaica to get knocked up, who after her pregnancy would get on all fours in the park and milk herself like a cow…but instead of paparazzi taking pics of her, the police took her away and then child protection took her kid, then i took her anal virginity and we lived happily ever after, the end.


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2010

12

Aug

Christina Hendricks Tit in GQ of the Day

I still don’t know who this Christina Hendricks chick is, I just know she has fat tits and I guess that’s all you really need…but then again, maybe she’s being talked about cuz of the likliness of her pussy hair being bright orange, like some kind of circus clown without a fucking circus…and after recenly getting over a lifelong fear fueled by total disgust of gingers and their orange pubic hair against their pale white skin….that’s gotta be why people are talking about her….or maybe that’s just my wishful thinking that the plight of the red head freak will end….cuz I’m pretty sure people care cuz of her tits…

Either way, she did GQ, enjoy.

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2010

12

Aug

Sarah Silverman in her One Piece of the Day

This is the worst joke Sarah Silverman has ever made. She looks so bad and I get that sometimes ugly people like to play it up and make a joke out of it since everyone is already feeling awkward and laughing on the inside, but seriously, this is painful…more painful than any annoying fart joke she’s made…

I’ve always found this bitch to be a hack. I thought her jokes were obvious and intentional cries for attention, I hated when people gave her credit but worst of all, people actually used to say she was hot and that was just fucking strange…cuz fat guys get pussy with jokes, not the other way around….


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2010

12

Aug

Kim Kardashian After-Wax Face of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian leaving the salon where she reportedly “Indulges in gettting waxes” because ethnic girls tend to be hairy as fuck, especially when they are jacked with male hormones like this bitch, at least that’s what her face wants us to believe and I guess this is just is another example of useless bullshit pieces of information I don’t need to know in my life…even if there was a period in my life that I was envious of bikini waxers cuz of all the pussy they got to see and I went so far as to apply for a job as a waxer without any formal training because of all the pussy they got to see before realizing that hairy pussy on fat bitches may never get boring, but can get messy, especially with the law suits that come when I start using my mouth instead of wax on them, cuz really I have no standards….but for some reason thinking about Kim Kardashian’s hairy black cock filled pussy getting ravaged by asians doesn’t really turn me on…especially when I know she was getting her mustache waxed and they just spun the story on me but I guess it’s not about me, but about you…so enjoy using your imagination on this one…since bitch doesn’t need to degrade herself and post the video of the shit like she used to…She’s changed for the worse. Fame’s really made her dull….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

12

Aug

Stephanie Pratt Legs Cry for Attention of the Day

I love how Stephanie Pratt is showing off her shitty acting skills by pretending to be surprised the paparazzi are following her from the grocery store, despite the fact that she hired them to be there, you know in her quest to stay relevant but not quite desperate enough to fuck on camera yet, maybe because her level of relevance was always low level, she’s known for being Spencer Pratt’s sister….like who the fuck really cares….making the only real shocked person in all this me…for bothering posting some low level shit showing off low grade body parts while making stupid faces while refering to her by her name as if I actually know, care, or respect who she is….I am ashamed of myself.

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2010

12

Aug

Dazed & Confused Bring the Fashion Tit of the Day

If you read the site, you will know that I am doing some fashion programming, cuz I figure it will trick people into thinking this is a fashion site, not because I am a fag and I want a husband, but because I want credibility that will lead to other things…you know like an artist before his time kinda thing like all the other idiot bullshit artists who spun their scam the right way before me…you know pretend I have a greater purpose than being a pervert who posts pictures of boring bitches I can’t stand and want to see bad things happen to….

That said, here are some models named Lauren Brown, Ali Carr, Lisanne de Jong, Lia Serge and Emily Wake in some magazine called Dazed & Confused topless…and Dazed & Confused gets advertisers…maybe I shouldn’t give out my secret formula or they’ll catch onto me…but what’s the fun in doing this all alone…

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2010

12

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is a Schoolgirl of the Day

This is really believable….I have a feeling this has either got to be some kind of dream sequence in a horrible movie….that they are going to filter in editing to give her a youthful glow…or that this is a movie that she is producing and that she decided to sabotage by volunteering to be the school girl in order to feed her ego…cuz the only reason someone that looks like this would be wearing a school girl outfit would be to try to turn their husband on…cuz the sex got stagnant and she noticed how into younger girls he was…not realizing her fat ass in a school girl outfit doesn’t have the same affect…or on Halloween….where here and her single friends decide to go out and try to find husbands cuz they’ve wore their vibrators down to the plastic skeleton…

Either way, this isn’t hot and would only be hot if she was the older girl coming back to high school to get her diploma while deciding she’d rather teach the girls and boys how to fuck…but they changed laws for 18 year olds in high school…so it is totally unbelieveable…kinda like these pictures…

Good thing you’ll take anything you can get.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

12

Aug

Josh Brolin Does Stepfathering Right of the Day

Since the site is called DrunkenStepfather and was originally a semi-anonymous site about lusting over my stepdaughters because they were pretty much 18 and not my own kids, they lived with me and ran around naked like they were my own kids, they’d tan topless and I’d overhear them talking about getting off with guys, but instead of being part of that, I was stuck with their fat, useless mother who caused me more grief than I ever expected, but also provided for me with this lavish lifestyle of a one-room apartment cuz her pig-self thinks it’s okay to go on disability for her diabetes, sleep apnea, inability to walk….and I think it’s okay to ride that shit to the top….

So as a tribute to the man I used to be, I like to cover as much stepparenting that comes my way, and here’s Josh Brolin at an event escorted by his stepdaughter I can assume he wants to fuck, cuz I know I want to fuck her, but after a few drinks, he could be escorting a donkey out to pasture and I’d have a fucking boner, not cuz I know who Josh Brolin is or because I’m his best fan ever, but because anything is better than the hell I am living…

But enough about me, here are the pics. Sure, they may not be hot on the surface, but what’s going on behind the scenes is…

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2010

12

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Asking a girl how many guys she thinks jerks off to her facebook vacation pics is apparently not a good way to get her to send you nudes…either is leaving comments about rape, how big her tits are, and how curious you are to know how meaty her pussy is. Does the clit stick out, or is she all lip, or is she a slit like we were raised a pussy is supposed to look, but you can’t make it out in her bikini bottoms in her vacation album.

Here are my stepLINKS…

See Montanna Fishburne’s Porn
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Playboy Twin Rubs up and Kisses Up on Paris Hilton cuz Whores Respect Each Other
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Craigslist Casual Encounter Ad to End All Casual Encounter Ads
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Just Because You’re Gonna Die Old and Alone Doesn’t Mean You Have to Be Alone Right Now, and By Alone, I Mean Jerking Off in Your Bedroom
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JWoWW aka Jenni Farley’s Big Old Boobies
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The Hottest Fan Outfits in Sports
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Jennifer Aniston Areola Slip
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Julia Roberts Legs
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Tracy in the Mirror
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless Nipple
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Chloe is Home From School
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Lonely Blonde Rubs Herself Down – VIDEO
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Mother Charged with 67 Counts For Having Sex With 13-Year-Old Boys
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And MORE Taiwenese CGI Fun – VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, Erin Heatherton Lesbian Fantasy
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Tequila Fail – VIDEO
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Zoe Plays With Her Toy
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A Little Beyonce, Just Because
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Anna Lynn Mc Cord is Barless in the Rain
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WTF is LaToya Jackson Smoking? – VIDEO
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Sabrina and Zoe Video
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A Little Bit of Amber Heard
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A Bunch of Holly Peers Pics, Featuring Her Amazing Rack
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Ahhhh Dres Barrymore
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Some Vintage Christina Hendricks
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Angela Knows How to Handle Herself – VIDEO
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Gabriel Union Gallery
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Bridget From the Girls Next Door is Still Looking Hot
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Say Hi to the Bucci Twins
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2 Young Lezzies Play With Each Other
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Rachel Bilson is Single and Looking Hot
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Movie Explosions Montage!! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Batman Explains It All…
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Dude Dodges Fly Ball, Lets It Hit Girlfriend – VIDEO
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Mmmmmm Eva Mendes
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Eastern European Looking Chick With Huge Hot Fun Bags
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Ke$ha is a Dirty Pic Part 567 474 373
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A Collection of Summer Sluts
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Some Sophie Monk Just Cause
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The Cutest Damn Sex Toys Ever
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2010

11

Aug

Katy Perry Sex Scene in Teenage Dream of the Day

Katy Perry brought her bullshit talent that isn’t talent, but just some robotic bullshit that pollutes my brain that some how managed to get her on the radio and famous enough for her natural tits to take over by getting her noticed thus making her even more famous…in some new video where she has a sex scene in a pair of white pure panties like the good Christian girl she pretends to be cuz it is good for her ugly face image, despite the fact that I know she is a slut who has let people I know titty fuck her…and the whole thing is a joke I probably could have masturbated to 10 years ago, before the internt tainted me and my masturbation needs…

I can’t believe I am posting this…seriously…my perversion overpowers my rational thought…

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2010

11

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Looking Her Best of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of those girls who irritates me. Her face and little bullshit act has got on my nerves for what seems like a long time. The fact that she never showed off her naked tits and still got attention made me mad and the fact that she got fat and disgusting, although was bittersweet got everyone talking about her, keeping her around to annoy me even more….

That is why these pics make me happy…like when her show got canceled, like when her fiance left her, like when Jamie Kennedy Experiment left her…Because wanting to punch her in the fucking face before sticking my dick inside her cuz she is the bitch from “Can’t Hardly Wait” is kinda porn to me….unfortunately this is just make-up, but sometimes costumes help fantasies come true….not to be morbid or anything….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

11

Aug

Jessica Alba Seduces a Cop with Bullshit Acting of the Day

This cop is a fucking idiot….She is an actor. I can see past that “oops, I didn’t mean to” look….she’s working him like a fucking whore that she is trying to get what she wants and he’s just smitten that his menial bullshit job giving people tickets for talking on their cellphones finally had some purpose….all cuz he pulled over a celebrity, giving him a story to tell his wife who thinks he’s a fucking failure because the only reason he moved to LA wasn’t to be a cop, it just kinda happened after his attempt at an acting career failed him.

If I was in his place, I woulda gone for the blowjob, and sure a little ticket won’t give her the fear she needs to suck you off, so I’d also have to make up some crime that looks real serious, like maybe even hit her for murder, even if the victim was her career and sex appeal and the weapon was her pregnancy….give her the death penalty, even though I guess she kinda already gave that to herself…

Either way, here’s the only acting work she gets lately….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

11

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Today is probably the weirdest day in stepNEWS history. Sure the shit has only been going on a few months now, but seriously, this one left me feeling uncomfortable…Enjoy the insanity…..

Armless Man ‘Throws’ Out First Pitch at Tigers Game – last time I checked, throwing a ball with your feet is called kicking, and kicking is for soccer so shit should be disqualified…

Reading Woman Arrested After Holding Fetus and Baby Remains in Cooler…I prefer to keep fetus in a jar in the closet that I like to use to reflect on my parenting skills….and it’s a great party starter whether alone with a woman or with a group of people…cuz nothing says party like “Wanna see my fetus in a jar”…

MA Man Had Pea Plant Growing in Lung…this is just on another level of weird that makes a paranoid motherfucker like me think I have plants growing in my lungs cuz I always inhale my food…that’s part of being fat…Scary.

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