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2011

27

Apr

Chloe Sevigny Looks Like a Hipster Monster of the Day

I have nothing against Chloe Sevigny. Sure I think she takes herself too seriously and comes across pretentious, like she thinks she’s an artist, even important with so much to offer the world through her craft, which makes it easier to get them to suck dick on camera….you know cuz she thinks it is part of her higher purpose plan on earth that takes her to the next level in her work, while I just think it makes them porno stars….

She’s not hot, looks cracked out, sucks dick on camera, thinks she’s a bigger deal than she is, is a aged hipster who proabbly has a great bush, who for some reason people really fell for her bullshit, and here are her pics.

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny

2011

27

Apr

Ashley Olsen Thick Hips of the Day

Never fucked with that Olsen Twin fetish…didn’t think they were hot…even if I thought the jokes about jerking off to them since they were on Full House jokes were funny…but do like that they are so abused by their fame that they look like they are scared of the world….it’s on some Michael Jackson kick…that makes me feel less gay about getting hard while lookin’ at pics of the shit…you know like some predator in the savanah after some Gazelle lost his herd while looking for a watering whole….not that the Olsens or Michael Jackson ever got me hard, especially now that he’s dead and she’s grown some wide hips that I can only blame winning the eating disorder battle and an alien face and no twin by her side to make their average look combined into something worth noticing, maybe cuz I’ve alway been more motivated by looks than finances…..who cares….it’s a fucking Olsen twin…I think the general public got over it when she turned 18.

Posted in:Ashley Olsen

2011

27

Apr

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day

She’s some UFC ring girl, so I assume very classy and from a good lower class upbringing, with dreams of being in Playboy…..who worked as a stripper or sleazy bar maid to save enough money to buy her fake tits…before her big break of holding the round cards during UFC fights for Faux Hawks and Affliction shirts everywhere….all thanks to fucking Joe Rogan, even though everyone thinks he’s gay….and who really cares. I know I don’t. I just don’t get why a whore like this is in a bikini, you’d expect her to be a lot more naked…I mean why the fuck else did she spend so much on her implants, to keep them under wraps, seriously?

Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2011

27

Apr

Miley Cyrus Does Twitter of the Day

I was trying to figure out who would make a successful sex tape these days. You know with the whole obvious publicity stunt being out of the bag…it’s harder to make money off the shit. When people like Tila,Kendra or Shauna Sand come out with the shit, we know the reason they’re doing it. There’s not room for thinking that maybe they aren’t porn bitches doing porn to get paid….I was thinking maybe a Miley video would be huge, even if we all knew it was her stunting, or maybe Taylor Swift would be huge cuz she portrays herself as such a wholesome Christian girl, even though she fucked John Mayer, one of entertainments biggest perverts who you know owned that asshole….you know all these bitches are whores…and we all want to watch them fuck and they are all willing to be watched while fucking…but who will be the next Kim Kardashian….who will be the next big thing cuz of a sex tape…and I guess only time will tell…but my bet’s on Miley….even if she’s hardly showing cunt in these twitpics like she should…a lot can happen in a year in Hollywood…Keep posted.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

27

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood’s Implants in a Bikini for G4 TV of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is the crossover star of the year. She went from showing her very nice shaved pussy in Playboy, to getting implants, playing Ryan Seacrests girlfriend for the media cuz he’s gay, in exchage for TV hosting lessons, to replacing that scamming Olivia Munn, by doing what Munn does but better looking, because let’s face it, manipulating nerds is genius, cuz they are easy to win over and remain loyal for a long long long time, and all it takes is her stripping down into a bikini….It’s a real exciting story, can’t wait til the biography is made into a movie….but first this playboy trash is gonna have to learn how to write.

Either way, here she is in Rio for Carnivale a few months ago…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2011

27

Apr

Beyonce’s Competes with Rihanna for the Kids in Shorts of the Day

It is no secret that Beyonce is trying to compete with Rihanna for Jay Z affection, but she’s going about it all wrong. Sure she’s been working out and leaning up, she may even have a new set of tits, but making a music video for a really bad Sesame Street song, filled With Fat School Kids encouraging them to not be fat by moving instead of developing eating disorders is bad hustle….but not as bad a hustle Bitch in Short Shorts Doing Aerobics in the Least Erotic Way Possible….she should take notes from Katy Perry on how to communicate with kids using tit…..

I guess this could be the next Anthem for 6 Year Olds….maybe she’s doing the Hitler, you know w in them over when they’re young so we can take over the World together, but maybe that’s the wrong approach if you want to get a male pervert fan base….


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Posted in:Beyonce

2011

27

Apr

Google Ad of the Day

I was checking out some obscure fairy tale art on Shocaseme, and this google ad popped up on the site and I found it worth posting…

Partially cuz the ad featured as 15 year old looking girl with implants showing her panties, something you all like a little too much, but more importantly because along with Facebook, Google is normally the fucking oppressor of all things fun. They cancelled running ads on my site within the first 6 hours of running their ads on my site back in 2004, and since then I’ve hear horror stories from people getting their money held by google, basically never getting paid by google, pretty much cuz they broke the rules by posting a pic of a bitch in a bikini, while their running this porn ads across their network, on sites that are totally unrelated to sex, porn, babes, smut, etc, cuz they don’t let sites like that in their network….

It’s a hypocrosy. I’d say 60 percent of google, youtube, facebook business is porn and sex related and without porn or sex they wouldn’t exist…but they white wash the shit and pretend they are legit. Fuck them porn peddlers and fuck you too….Now stop fucking yourself to a banner ad, I didn’t mean “literally” fuck yourself.

Posted in:Google

2011

27

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy


Here’s the laziest facebook sex scam I’ve come across…

I don’t know about you, but when nasty looking bitches from third world countries, surrounded by third world tech equipment, hit me up with their phone number on Facebook Chat at least once every three days, I get in the mood to fuck…

This is her bio:

IM 37 FNE GUY WHO REALLY LOVE ME

I don’t know how many guys fall for this, I’m thinking none, I mean maybe it’s their marketing of this scam, all they really need is pictures of pussy I want to fuck and I’d be tempted to delve into the shit, rather than pictures of a bitch I can pay 20 dollars to at the local massage parlor….

Here are the morning links….cuz I was up all night falling in love with this retard looking shit….

This Guy Plays Guitar With No Arms…Wait, What?
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Kendra Wilkinson’s DWTS Stripper Dance
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows to Help You Make It Through the Rest of the Week
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Flavor Flav: Health Inspector
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I Love Suelyn Medeiros
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Skinny Blonde Masterbates on Home Video
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I Wish I Could Master Eating and Sleeping Like This Kid Has
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Get a Free Pair of Titties Right Here
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Babes Caught Masterbating and Fucking
FOLLOW THIS LINK

HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIDEO GAME TRAILER FOR CALL OF THE DEAD?!?!!
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:MHD

2011

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

OMG IT’S THE STEPLINKS – CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH….

I don’t know what I’m talking about. I just know these are the links that never end.

Click them.


Sports Hotties That Can Light Up the Red Carpet
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Lindsay Lohan Drives Drunk, Steals Cars, Steals Necklaces and Gets Standing Ovations Because Out World Makes No Sense – VIDDEO
GO

Fat Drunk Middle Ages Slut Shakes Her Fat Ass of the Day – VIDEO
GO

Michelle Williams for Interview Magazine…
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Camera Sluts That Are cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
GO

The 10 Hottest Entertainment Reporters
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Cute Brunette on the Beach
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Jessie J?s Crazy Outfit Makes Her Half Naked
GO

Sophie Turner Does Playboy, Not Naked But Close
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A Vacation You Can Get Off On
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Free Cams Show You Can Help But Love
GO

Latina With a Dildo
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WTf is This Facial Flex Slut Up To? – VIDEO
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Top 100 Topless Movie Babes Throwback
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Madonna Wishs So Bad She Was Young Like Her Daughter that It?s Kinda Gross
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God I Love Eva Mendes
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Jessica Burciaga Tweets Slutty Photos
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Lindsay Lohan is Taking a Field Trip to the Morgue
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Kate Beckinsale Brings the Hotness As Always
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The Beastie Boys Have Decided to Stream Their Entire Album Free of Charge
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Erin Nicole is a Dirty Slut
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Check Out Jesikah Maximus
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Kendra Wilkinson Shakes Her A$s And T*tties On DWTS, Judge Calls Her A Stripper [Video]
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Linda Has One Tight Body
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The Bizarre Sex Toys Take No Prisoners
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Yeah I’d Bang Elsa Pataky
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Brunette Likes to Get Herself Off in Front of the Camera
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Using a Lawnmower to Move Your Wheelchair. Wait, What?
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Yet Another Hipster Girl Weaing Absolutly Everything at Once
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Jessica Lowndes Brings The Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Happy 21st Birthday Cassie Scerbo
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Striptease of the Day
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100 Topless Babes
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Izabel Goulart is also on tour in a bikini
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I Think LeAnne Rimes is Fucking Insane
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Maxine From Family Matters To Pose Nude For Playboy?
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Neve Campbell Shows Off Some Hot Cleavage
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Kim Kardashian Strips Down
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Tila Tequila Avoids An Upskirt. Wait, What?
GO

Kendra Wilkinson Shoves Her Pussy In Our Face On DWTS
GO

Sofia Vergara See Through And Spandex. Totally Fuckable
GO

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

26

Apr

Sofia Vergara In Some See Through of the Day

Sofia Vergara is such a whore.

I wonder if her 20 year old son jerks off to her in a Mom is that you? Aren’t you a little old for this shit? I get you got famous with those tits, that throat, I’ve seen you swallow wine bottles without gagging, but do you really have to advertise to the world that you’re not gonna age gracefully and that you’re gonna let your tits be milked even though they are too old to produce milk thanks to menopause…kinda way.

Not that it matters. These pics are amazing…


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Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

26

Apr

Eva Mendes Amazing Face in a Red Dress of the DAy

Does the carpet match the dress? Safe route cuz she knows her period is coming…or maybe it already came and bitch just has a heavy flow…Those spics all fertile and shit…maybe that’s why she looks so medicated…

None of that matters, what does matter is that she’s not naked, while her entire career was based on her getting naked…and I just don’t like seeing a confidence in herself that makes her think she can get away with not being naked….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Eva Mendes

2011

26

Apr

Beyonce’s Competes with Rihanna For The Kids in Shorts of the Day

It is no secret that Beyonce is trying to compete with Rihanna for Jay Z affection, but she’s going about it all wrong. Sure she’s been working out and leaning up, she may even have a new set of tits, but making a music video for a really bad Sesame Street song, filled With Fat School Kids encouraging them to not be fat by moving instead of developing eating disorders is bad hustle….but not as bad a hustle Bitch in Short Shorts Doing Aerobics in the Least Erotic Way Possible….she should take notes from Katy Perry on how to communicate with kids using tit…..

I guess this could be the next Anthem for 6 Year Olds….maybe she’s doing the Hitler, you know w in them over when they’re young so we can take over the World together, but maybe that’s the wrong approach if you want to get a male pervert fan base….


To Watch Her New Video -.
Follow This Link

Posted in:Beyonce

2011

26

Apr

Christina Aguilera Seduces Ellen Cuz She Wants To Feel Desired of the Day

Christina Aguilera wore what could be a night gown, or maybe it’s a bed sheet that just looks like a night gown cuz she’s so fat, to the Ellen Show.

There’s a few reason for this, and the main one is that Fat girls like dressing slutty and like showing off tit to get noticed, especially for lesbians, cuz lesbians are the perfect balance of perverted and accepting, cuz they don’t objectify women like men do, they are the place ugly goes to get laid, when men are too asshole to go down that pussy….

Sure Lesbians are the fucking devil when it comes to guys like me, they want to gather and burn me like the KKK burned black in the south, ripping my pathetic penis off and laughing at it collectively, but when it comes to things with vaginas, they are very fucking forgiving….

Not that it matters….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

26

Apr

Brandy Glanville is LeAnn Rimes’ Competition of the Day

I don’t know why I am supposed to care that LeAnn Rimes married the guy she left her gay husband for and homewrecked his home with this bitch, to get what she wanted…

Yes, it’s obvious that the ex is much better looking than LeAnn Rimes and her SLUT implants. Yes, it doesn’t make sense why anyone would leave this for LeAnn Rimes, but guys do crazy things when their bitches are pregnant and disgusting to look at, especially when rich and famous pussy comes knocking on their boy band, with pent up pussy frustration from being married to a gay dude , making his boy band soap opera acting penis excited…

See, we don’t know how this Brandy bitch fucks, we don’t know how annoying she is, we don’t know whether she was his groupie he has no respect for and accidentally knocked up, we don’t know if LeAnn Rimes owns his cock, or if his cock owns her and she does anything it tells her to do…..We don’t know that busted face aside, LeAnn Rimes knows how to get down well enough to say “fuck that other bitch, I’m onto this Christian bad girl shit”….and really why bother specualting…

But we do know that his ex, this Brandy Bitch, is far better looking, homewrecked or not, attention seeking to get her 5 minutes cuz of their marriage or not, short shorts bent over, even though she’s a mom or not…especially with her injury, cuz chasing a bitch in a cast down a dark alley for sex is always an easier game to play for a fat guy like me and that’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Brandy Glanville

2011

26

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Tits for Cosmo of the Day

I hate Hollywood, it is such a piece of shit waste of time….I find the whole thing very fucking boring…whether there are tits or scandal or not…it’s all so not important that it hurts my brain to post this shit most of the time…

That said, here’s a fat Kim Kardashian photoshopped for Cosmo UK, and still looking fat even after the photoshop job….

She’s a bitch who made 100,000,000 dollars last year, all because she released a sex tape of her and some brother and had the right PR team to spin the shit…thanks to her dad’s hard work and fortune he left her to use on being a vapid cunt.

The fact that she was capable to do what she did and make the money she did while having pretty much no known talent is just fucking disgusting….

That’s why I watch her sucking dick in video daily to remind me what it takes in America to matter….

Serious dumpy trash that doesn’t deserve to be celebrated. Good times.


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian