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2010

09

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the fucking weekend. What more do you want out of me? I say that cuz I know I don’t have readers, but it feels nice pretending that I do, and that they are into hassling me into posting more cuz they can’t get enough of me or some shit and really – who fucking cares about my inadequacies when you can just click on my fucking stepLINKS….

Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend Knows What She’s Good For
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Tori Spelling Will Make You Puke In 3…2…1…
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Find a Slut to Spend the Weekend With
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Salma Hayek’s Cleavaqge Says Buenos Dias
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The 20 Awesomest AZN Kids Ever
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Hot Fans of the Top Teams from the 2010 World Cup
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Fuck Queen Elizabth and Fuck the Royal Family. Seriously
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German Actress Leonore Capell Panty Upskirt Flash
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A Bunch of Hotnes at the Inception UK Premiere
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Beyonce is Looking Hot
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Paul the Psychic Octopus is Back – VIDEO
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Blonde Hottie Rubs Down Her Bush That Needs to Be Trimmed
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Time to Laugh at the Kardashians
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Web Cam Babe Goes Down – VIDEO
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Jasmine Byrne Gallery
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Check Out the Miami Heat Dancers
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Lady Gaga Showing Off Her Chunky Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Channels Her Inner Rainman
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Get a Load of Sarah and Mindy – VIDEO
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Lily Cole Hits Up A Christian Dior Show in Paris
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Sacha Cane is Looking Good
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A Little Angelina Jolie, Just Because
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Steve Urkle is a Woman Beater
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Check Out Kelly McClure
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Kelly Brook Shakes Her Booty for Reebok’s EasyTone trainers
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Hotties at the Valentino Show
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Brandi Phillips & Kathryn Stalter Get It On
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Busts Out Her Bodacious Curves
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Touched By a Pastor – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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EBAY AUCTION OF THE CENTURY!!
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Now THAT’S Pole Dancing
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Lohan’s Song Called ‘I Don’t Wanna Die’ Leaks Before She Goes to Jail, Just Like a Rapper
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Japan Reenacts Justin Bieber Internet Jokes
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Two Babes is Better Than One – VIDEO
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Drew Barrymore Has Still Got It
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Check Out Lana B
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Celebrate Nyomi Marcela’s Birthday By Looking At Her Naked
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2010

09

Jul

Amy Winehouse Hot New Tits of the Day

I hate implants, but I love Amy Winehouse…There’s just something about her lack of hygiene that makes me want to stick my tongue in her vagina to see if it burns.

So here are her new tits bending over, which aren’t impressive cuz anyone can get fake tits, but her fake tits are the product of a drug overdose…she didn’t want getting out to the public, and implants for cover-ups are hot.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

09

Jul

Shauna Sand is Still a Whore of the Day

I just want to say that I have seen Shauna Sand’s vagina and you can to if you don’t mind stomaching a sex tape that is more of a horror movie or a crime scene cuz whatever she’s got between her legs has got to be dead and rotting despite the youthful homos she recruits to fuck it and that is why I am happy she’s wearing panties while out crying for attention cuz that’s what she does…..

Pics via Fame

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2010

09

Jul

Emma Booth Tits Stab Themselves in Underbelly of the Day

Emma Booth is some Australian model turned aspiring actor who mainly works in Australia, and who I guess wants to make it in America because that’s pretty much where all aspiring actors around the world want to make it, but at 28 years old, I figure that chances are slim but at least in her quest for fame and security in her career, she’s landed a regular role on some TV show called Underbelly that I guess is about topless chicks stabbing themselves…riveting, but it works for me….cuz girls willing to get topless for money and fame will always succeed….especially when their tits look young for their age…


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2010

09

Jul

Paulina Rubio Pregnant Ass in Shorts of the Day

There was a time before Paulina Rubio was a old, tired, washed out 40 year old and expecting her first set of twins like she was Celine Dion and unable to have kids without fertility medication because her 20s and 30s were spent trying to be as famous a pussy as her Mexican heritage allowed her to be….but that time is not today…unless you are into pregnant chicks which clearly some of you are cuz there are pornos designed for that….pornos that involve much more spread eagled pussy than these pics…but I’m posting them anyway..

Pics via Bauer

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2010

09

Jul

Mischa Barton is Drunk or High of the Day

Mischa Barton is looking like a fucking mess. She’s either drunk, medicated or both and she looks like fucking shit, unless of course you find Boy George hot, cuz that’s what she fucking looks like….

Either way she’s with some Euro lookin’ dude who must be gay cuz he looks way too fucking excited to be dancing with Mischa Barton…he’s the kind of guy who goes nuts over anyone he has seen on TV on any level…from seeing the local news anchor in Starbucks to meeting the host of an appliance warehouse sale commercial when buying a dryer to the getting off on a dude he original saw in a mug shot for some gay brothel bust…because glitz and glam is something he likes to attach himself to….even if the glitz and glam smells and looks like death…especially when paparazzi are there to make him feel important…

Pics via Fame

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2010

09

Jul

Whitney Port Razor Burn Pussy of the Day

Whitney Port is the kind of rich kid who is going to be fine now that the Hills are over. She’s already made it work for her future, by getting a series of internships at fashion companies as she just follows her family footsteps cuz her dad made his money with a fashion company of his own…before his daughter polluted herself by being a low-level cast member everyone fell in love with on The Hills….

I was hoping more than you that this post would be about how now that her career is over – she’ll have plenty of time to either wax her shit better than this rushed job, cuz working as a stripper to maintain her lavash lifestyle since she has no marketable skills except for her nice perky tits…but this isn’t Heidi Montag or the other trash on the show…this is just some opportunist who knew how to get where she wanted to go and was clearly just too busy to maintain her shit…and I don’t know why i am talking about this when she’s got such good tits in her bikini…enjoy…if you are like me and can ignore an irritating face.

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2010

09

Jul

Lohan Playing Up The Fact that People Are Watching Her of the Day

I don’t know much about the law, but I do know a lot about how these celebrities operate and that is that they don’t really follow the same laws as everyone else, so sure Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison, but she won’t spend more than 30 minutes in the waiting room, and that’s only because she wants all the press she’s going to get building up to that day, and the coverage she’ll get walking into the prison surrendering herself.

We don’t even know if we were watching real courtroom footage, or if it was just some staged TV set that we were told was an actual courtroom, cuz I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that judge in a gangbang porn I have and that lawyer was Roz from Night Court….Seriously…

So here she is at a frame store, buying frames, cuz that’s what people who just got sentenced do with a ton of people, including her business manager and lawyer Michael Heller, who gets her booked at night clubs and in commercials and who probably is staging this whole thing to help her revamp her career. I actually met this dude personally while he was wasted on coke and looking for escorts. My kind of guy. Sure he doesn’t answer my emails, but I know when the two of them are together, something’s brewing behind the scenes….and Lohan is loving all the fucking attention, I can tell in the cleavage shirt she is wearing…

Either way, buy into the lie if you want, but it’s more fun to just ignore her cuz that way she will eventually go the fuck away….these self-righteous idiots, no matter how round their tits are, are a waste of fucking time…especially when the last movie they did was 6 fucking years ago…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

09

Jul

Leighton Meester or Blake Lively in a Romper of the Day

Here are the trash from Gossip Girl filming a scene. One of them is wearing a romper, but I am not sure who, because they both look the fucking same and I’ve never taken the time to really differentiate the two. I just know one was born to a criminal mother in a halfway house before taking the values her momma taught her to whore herself out to the right people cuz using your pussy for personal gain isn’t wrong, just make sure you get the most for it so you end up with riches instead of in the gutter so she became a fetish model and somehow that managed to make her a big star…who may be the bitch in the romper and I fucking love rompers, not because they remind me of little kids, but because they jack up pussy, ass and tit at the same time, something I’ve been trying to master…

On a sidenote, whatever the fuck is going on in this scene looks really fucking believable…what a joke…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Blake Lively|Leighton Meester

2010

09

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Yep. She’s still ugly. Unless Asymmetrical faces are your thing. You know the kind of shit sunglasses don’t fit on proper on cuz it is so fucking uneven that it looks like she was beat the fuck down with a frying pan by her drunk father before she broke out of her abusive home, lied about her age with her mother and auditioned for Disney and it worked cuz you gotta have at least one ugly girl to make the ugly girls watching feel comfortable and able to relate to it….

Pics via Fame

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2010

09

Jul

Pre-Fall Edition of V Magazine Sluts of the Day

V Magazine proves that if you pretend you’re a fashion publication, you can get away with posting erotica cuz people will think it is art, and will still advertise on your shit and acknowledge you as a contributing member of society, but when you take the same pictures of Adriana Lima, Lily Donaldson, Eniko Mihalik, Isabeli Fontana and Natasha Poly on the cover of some magazine and talk about how you’d like to undress each of these bitches with your dick after kidnapping them by threatening that if they ever leave you, you will kill their family like you were Victoria’s Secret, only to…you get called inappropriate. Fascists.

Posted in:V Magazine

2010

09

Jul

RIP Megan Fox Motherfucker of the Day

Here is a picture of Megan Fox in the beginning…when she was just a high school girl who had dreams of Hollywood, when more than just her local football team wanted to fuck her, but a place where people like that guy from 90210 would get up inside her…

And Here is a picture of her 10 years later in the end….after she got that acting career…she got that guy from 90210 she was crushing on back in high school…even though no one else wanted him and it wasn’t that challenging….especially since he was brainwashing her into staying with him when everyone else in Hollywood wanted him….

Now that her career has dried up and now with this marriage her sex appeal has dried up it’s safe to say the next thing in life to dry up is her pussy, after it spits out a kid…

RIP Megan Fox or Megan Austin Green…the bitch no one gives a fuck about…

The good news for the Megan Fox fans is that this is probably all just a publicity stunt cuz nothing in Hollywood is real.

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2010

09

Jul

Kelly Brook In Some Hot Geek Shit of the Day

Kelly Brook has got this game on lockdown, even though when you have tits like this, it doesn’t really take any effort to really get shit on lockdown, but whatever is going on, there is a revival in her busty career as a busty chick and virgins everywhere are going fucking nuts for her, even though she’s been around for 10 years doing the same thing, but whatever, I guess who really cares, cuz the more effort she puts into getting noticed, the more we see her hot tits semi-exposed and sometimes that’s good enough….actually…that’s always good enough….

Either way, here’s the video….

And Here are some of the pictures from Total Film Magazine, or what I like to call her latest PR vehicle to get entwined in the brains of geeks everywhere cuz they are loyal as shit and will lead to her getting gigs in big blockbuster comic book based movies like she was Olivia Munn…..

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Another ridiculously hot day that I didn’t spend at the public pool checking out half naked mom’s cooling off, but instead spent with an old lady in my building who smells like eggs and shit and who doesn’t shave her legs or armpits, but insists on walking around in her nightgown trying to feed me cat food, because she has air conditioning and I will sacrifice my dignity to not die from the heat…even though I’m Mexican and you’d think I’d be okay with the shit…well it turns out that I’m not…and that you’d just think that cuz you’re a fucking racist…

Here are my stepLINKS


Lindsay Lohan’s Post Jail Sentencing Bullshit Round Up
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THIS IS THE FUTURE AND SHOULD GIVE US ALL HOPE!
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Because Everyone Needs a Good Slut Now and Again
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Holly Madison’s Hottest Twit-Pics
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Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Watch Part 124,323
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20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis Doing Handstands
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Did You See The Picture of Kesha With Cum All Over Her Chest
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The 50 Hottest College Football Fans of All Time
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It’s Claire Keim’s Birthday! Now Let’s Look At Her Tits!
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A Little Elle Macpherson
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Addison Has Play Time
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Hottest Volley Ball Beach Ball
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Have You Had a CANNEDWICH Today?!
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Amateur Shoves Her Fist Up Her Snatch – VIDEO
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Whoa Brandy is Looking Hot
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Zoe Saldana is Looking Good For Calvin Klein
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XXX Auditions – VIDEO
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Sammie and Jessica Will Make Your Day
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Brittany Dailey, Brooke Bailey & Kim Lee Do Photospread
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Larissa Riquelme Strips Down For Paraguay
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Lucky Lesbians Celeste Star and Capri Cavalli
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Who Is Mel Gibson Offending Today?
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2010 World Cup Girls: Dutch Hottie Will Attend World Cup Final!
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Flaunts Toned Tummy
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Yeah Jessica Alba is Still Hot
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Mmmmmmm Aria Giovanni
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Marisa Miller in Lingerie for FHM – VIDEO
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Some Sluts at the Chanel Fashion Show
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Mercedes Terrell Gallery
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Busty Chloe in the Bathtub
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Hilary Duff Makes For a Hot Nerd
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And That’s Why You Don’t
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Olivia Munn Hotness
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Wedding Photographer Fail
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Striptease of the Day
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Melissa Satta Bikini Candids
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Heather Sumers is All Alone
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And Now, The Saddest Letter Ever Written From a Kid at Camp
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Passage of California’s Prop 19 Could Slash Price Of Marijuna By 80%
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2010

08

Jul

Lady Gaga Gives Losers a Reason to Live of the Day

Lady Gaga was smart because she targeted the group of people who were “different”…you know the fucking losers with no friends who had nothing to identify with…who in their rebellion against the norm because they didn’t fit into the norm have decided that dressing like idiots on Halloween when it’s not Halloween because it shows the world who didn’t accept them that they don’t need us…even though whatever it is they are doing is trying harder to fit in by being different than when they were just closet cases quiet in the back of the classroom and no one noticed….

Remember that flaming Leave Britney Alone kid…well Lady Gaga’s music reaches out to that kind of shit and makes those idiots feel like they are a part of something that the rest of us don’t understand even though she’s mainstream as shit….I just find the whole thing kind funny….and unfortunately it’s not very sexy…cuz hot girls are too busy being hot that trying to get attention by being stupid…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lady Gaga