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2011

28

Oct

Some Britney Sprears Concert Pics of the Day

Here are some Britney in a recent concert performing half naked, because unlike Michael Jackson, she hasn’t died yet, even though she’s been close…her handlers put a stop to that amazing crazy from a few years ago, got her on meds, and threw her into slutty costumes where she does her dancing monkey act as her puppet masters profit from her….leading to another meltdown, but for now she’s showered, thick mom body half naked and clean…so take it in, cuz I’m sure it is temporary..obesity and real crazy is just around the corner…at least I hope cuz that’s when I liked her best…all white trash, crazy and coverted in cheeto dust…or as I like to call it – at her best…

Now all I can fantasize about is sniffing her outfits before they are burned or washed by her staff in that small window between end of show and cleaning up the show…all sweaty and tainted….

Oh well. Here are the pics..of her thickness…

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2011

28

Oct

This is Not Taylor Swift Topless of the Day

People are insane…I got at least half an email about these Taylor Swift topless pictures floating around…only to get my hands on the pics to see that it is obviously not Taylor Swift..they just want it to be for traffic, scandal, excitement, etc…but it just isn’t her…

Sure she’s likely got STDs, she’s probably dirtier in bed than LeAnn Rimes the Christian lie is over edition, but she’s in the depths of a career people, she’s money making, wholesome, with a little girl fan base, and she’s hardly hot, erotic, or even tries to be remotely slutty….and you wouldn’t either if you realized your millions of dollars depend on being a good girl…even if John Mayer was ramming her up the fucking ass….

There is no way this is her, it hardly even looks like her, stop emailing me bullshit fantasy. No wait…I need your emails to feel relevant….

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2011

28

Oct

Ghetto Pool Party is the Viral Video of the Day

Who is the bourgeois motherfuckers who say having a Soca Cruise / Raggaton/ hard grinding party in the city, by a large bucket that doubles as a pool is ghetto…I bet it is the same assholes the Occupy Wall Street motherfucers are protesting about, all rich wih real life pools and high class escorts…, where hot summer day partiess don’t require garden hose and hos….

This video won my heart.

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2011

28

Oct

Phoebe Price Pulling the Same Stunt of the Day

On october 10, 2011 -> Phoebe Price pulled the exact same stunt that she’s pulling today, only she was wearing one of those stupid winter hats all these idiots are wearing cuz they think it is fashionable, when really it just makes them look like fucking assholes…possibly because she is a fucking asshole who knows the paparazzi are at that spot since celebs go there, and figures she might as well get herself photographed so more people write about her antics, even though she’s uninteresting, old and no one fucking cares, except maybe me since she’s showing some panty….

This is bottom feeding of a bottom I’d like to feed on at its best. She’s a paparazzi chaser, like an ambulance chaser, hoping to get work, noticed or some validation her very rich dad/husband/whoever supports her never gave her…Weird.

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2011

28

Oct

Ali Later in Dress Cameltoe of the Day

It takes a special kind of mom pussy that can get cameltoed by a variety of clothing, including but not limited to a dress…

I know this isn’t exactly a cameltoe, but I’m a wishful thinker, bottom feeding pervert, and that makes it close enough to one for me.

She’s come a long way from being the flat chested girl in a whipped cream bikini…

Or maybe she’s just had a kid and the whole thing is confsing me.

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2011

28

Oct

Tyra Banks Scaring the Kids of the Day

It is Halloween. So sending Tyra Banks to a school, where she presented to the leaders of tomorrow, in what was likely something the school thought was a good idea, you know informative from a person who has succeeded in the world, before realizing that Tyra is a fucking nut case , because they, along with everyone else in the world, never watched her daytime TV Show….was appropriate….

I have no idea what was said or what happened, but based on the facial expressions and outfit, it was a lot more scary than anything…

Which is too bad, because I’ve before she ever opened her mouth, and let the world know she has an uneducated annoying opinion, and no filter….that is often times disgusting….she was a Victoria’s Secret and SI half naked model…

Now she just sucks…

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2011

28

Oct

Julianne Hough Titties in a Dress of the Day

Julianne Hough. Ryan Seacrests new project who he pretends he is dating to cover up his gay in the public eye, since people don’t like gays in middle America and he’s the new Dick Clark and needs to cater to everyone and can’t afford to have no one watch his wholesome programming he produces, that is far worse that homosexuality, like “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” if they knew….or maybe I’m wrong…maybe we don’t live in a society of gay hating like Rock Hudson did, but maybe the only person who hates gays and can’t embrace gays is Seacrest himself….but I figure anyone with frosted hair has got to be more into getting prostate massages with real penis than the strap-on he forces Julianne Hough to use in efforts to launch her career, but maybe he just hasn’t accepted that yet….

Seaking of Prostate…never tell a girl you want to fuck that her dad’s not a real man cuz cancer took his prostate and prostate is the defining organ of male even more so than a penis, and don’t try to prove your point with an analogy like a penis without a prostate is like a car without an engine…..cuz she will end up hating you…

Either way, here’s Julianne Hough not nearly naked enough, dating Seacrest makes her less inclined to do the natural whore steps to get to a place she wants to be, by going through the places we want her to be…all sex tape and vagina exposed….and you’d think even with Seacrest she would got there since it worked so well for him with Kim Kardashian making him millions…but really who fucking cares..

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2011

28

Oct

Eva Longoria Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Divorcee because her husband cheated on her, Eva Longoria, reminds me of a story that just happened, cuz I have no attention span and/or memory and the best I can do is remember shit that just happened….

I was in line at the coffee shop in what seems like yesterday, but was actually today, and some bitch was complaining to her friend about her husband sucking at renovating their basement, she was bitching and bitching and bitching about how useless he was, until I said “if you really want to get back at him for being such a shitty husband, you should give me a blow job in the bathroom”…she didn’t laugh, it just made for awkward line waiting together, reminding me if you’re gonna say something like that, do it when you can escape, not when 10 people are in line ahead of you…She shoulda just given me a blowjob….

Either way, here’s Eva Longoria’s ass in a not quite tight enough dress, making a decent bounce back from marriage, unlike most mexi chicks I know who leave that shit obeses and with 4 dozen babies….

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2011

28

Oct

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

I have spent the better part of the morning searching ebay for a used hearing aid, I figure I don’t care about getting aids from hearing aids, or any other disease for that matter, and since I can’t afford a new one, there must be some old dead people who are done with their shit, because I’ve got this theory that it’ll make listening to my neighbor’s daughter masturbating (she’s 18), through the wall all the easier…..I’ve also got this theory that Hilary Duff was dressed like a dude in hockey equipment the day her husband came in her ass, before some dripped into her pussy knocking her up, cuz it is the only way he can get off…..and I’m glad he did, not cuz I get happy when guys cum, but because I get happy when Hilary Duff takes her pregnant ass out into the streets for all of us to judge and try not to masturbate to….it’s so hard.

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2011

28

Oct

Top Girls Getting their Belly Buttons Poked Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I was looking for cemetery erotica because I am thematic like that and figure the only way to succeed is to do every obvious thing my instinct tells me not to do because I find it lame….you know seeing the same “100 slutty costume pics” on different sites makes me want to shoot myself in the dick…and luckily the only cemetery erotica I found opened up a whole new world for me…Belly Button Poking….funny how the world works out when you’re on youtube, a porn site, that pretends to be a corporate site, in order to secure advertisers and make billions. Assholes.

Some Belly Button Poking WIth a Stick Weirdness in a Cemetery…

Same Creepy Dude and a New Girl….Also in a Cemetery….

Another one of that girl and the Weird Guy who I’m Starting to Like…

2 Girls Poking Each Other’s Belly Buttons…

The Belly button man has a new girl….

Some Belly Button Torture With a Toothpick…

More of the Weirdo in the Cemetery

More of the Belly Button Freak – This time with Panties…

This Time With a Bikini ….

Lingerie and Belly Button Poking….

Hairy Brazilian Belly Button Play….

Some Belly Button Torture

Some Girl Wrecking her Belly Button…

Okay – enough of this….there are tons of these videos…It’s a legit fetish…

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2011

28

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think drinking until 5 am alone is a pretty huge waste of time…because staring at the wall, no matter how drunk, is fucking boring….and all I have to show for it is that when I wake up at 9 having to shit… some kind of blackness came out of me that I’m gonna say is from the wine…but could be the plague or ebola…..but for some reason I keep on doing it….

Here are my stepLINKS….the morning hangover version…

Hammer Toss FAIL – VIDEO
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50 Hottest Petite Women in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Because It’s Friday and You Need Some Alone Time This Weekend
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Nine Videos of Women Faking Orgasms. Or Are They?
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Vivica is One Hot Blonde
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Kim Zolciak is a Vodka Spandex Slut
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Live Web Cams to Make Your Weekend Pure Heaven
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She’s Getting Nailed With a Strap On
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The 25 Hottest Muses of All Time
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So THATS what Lindsay Lohan’s Vadge Looks Like
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2011

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are some stepLINKS while I go drink away my issues you unappreciative pricks.

Follow me on TWITTER – make me feel like you care as I post penis inflation youtube videos there….you know cuz twitter is the future and DrunkenStepfather doesn’t get bitches posting pics…it’s got me posting pics of bitches…totally not the same in terms of eroticism…

Here are the stepLINKS while I stop writing about nothingness wasting everyone’s time assuming they bother reading this….

Michael Lohan Was Drunk, High During Arrest, Also Thought He Was Spider-Man
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Angelyn Looks Like She Ate and Then Threw Up a Carebear
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Live Web Cam Sexiness
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Anchor Woman Versus Anchorman
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Gallery: Girls We Lovein Baseball Caps
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Maryse Ouellet Sexiness is Taking a Cue From Angelyns Care Bear Vomit I Guess
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Eva Longoria Is A Drug Mule
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Meet The Newest RadioMates of The Playboy Morning Show
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Jenny P Has a Massive Rack
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Ass Sex: You’re Doing It Wrong
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Free Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Lesbians and a Strap On
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50 Hottest College Cheerleader Pics
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Shauna Sand Panty Upskirt
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Jessica Biel is Dull and Banging Justin Timberlake Again
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Solange Knowles Dresses Like a Crazy Person
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Food Poisoning + A Slippery Shower = THIS
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Courtney Stodden = Stilla Mes
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something something something Miranda Kerr
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Caprice is a Topless Stunner
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School Girl Super Fart – VIDEO
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Party Rock Halloween House!!! – VIDEO
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Reality TV Shitfest Chick Fights as It’s Finest
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Gotta Love a Lesbian Three Way
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Kayla Paige Pornstar Interview – Take A Page From Her Sexy Book
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Dita Von Teese is Fucking Weird Looking
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Hayden Likes to Get Herself Off
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Ana Claudia Michels Rocks Bikinis
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Hottie Gets Leggy In a Grey Dress
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Young Teen Sluts at the Nick HALO Awards
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Nerdy Pussy Play – VIDEO
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Milla Jovovich Unveils The 2012 Calendar
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SEXY Dance FAIL – VIDEO
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10 of the Most Tasteless Halloween Costumes This Year
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Striptease of the Day
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Jasmin Cadavid Has Got One Great Body
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E! Auditioned Boyfriends For Kim Kardashian. This Whole Thing is a Fucking Scam
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Rihanna Does the Minnie Mouse with a Cannon Dick
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The 50 Hottest Redheads
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Live Web Cam Shows That Will Blow Your Mind
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AMAZING Pumpkin Smashing like Squashing in Slow Motion
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Regis Strips for Snooki
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60 Hottest WAGs you’ve Never Heard Of
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The Women of Facebook
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7 Year Old Kid Shows You Why He’s Known as Mr Rhythm
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Courtney Stodden before She was Famous / Before She Had Implants
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Uma Thurman’s a Slut
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I Have No Legs…I Have No LEgs
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Minimalist Movie Posters
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Elisha Cuthbert Best Breast Moments
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J.Lo TIttis For Glamour
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Starting a Car with a Dead Battery
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Salma Hayek Has Big Tits And Isn’t Shy About It…
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Should Wear This More Often
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A German Chick With Awesome Tits. Now All I Need Is A Glass Table…
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Here’s The Guy Kim Kardashian Was Supposed To Marry…
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Courtney Stodden Used To Be Way Hotter… In Her Younger Years…
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Looking Good Steven Tyler
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Kardasians And Obama’s At War! Khloe Takes Shots At Michelle
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Keira Knightley’s a Slut
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SHIRT
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TOday’s Smut Meet – Lots of Porn for You TO Watch
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Free Cam Shows with REAL AMATEUR BITCHES….
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Girl Gets Fucked by a Huge Crab
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Eva Longoria Looks Amazing Going Thru Airplane Security
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Cintia Dicker in Aerie Lingerie of the Day
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Ricki-Lee Coulter Half Naked for Maxim Australia
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2011

27

Oct

Victoria Justice Does Some Red Carpet in Some Fem Dom Shoes of the Day

I wonder if Victoria Justice, the hot, 18 year old who looks 12, knows she’s wearing a pair of Fem Dom shows, you know the kind normally used in Equus fetish…where you dress your woman up like a horse, throw on a saddle and some reins and make her trot around the room.

The shit is pretty weird, but not as weird as one of my many fetishes, where I like to dress woman up in heels and evening gowns and make them roll around in 4 day old kitchen garbage, all while singing “Tiffany-I think we’re alone now”. I think it reminds me of the late 80?s when I was living on the street and hooking up with homeless chicks in an dumpster behind a chinese restaurant…but that’s not the point…the point is girls in these hoof-like shoes, a HORSE TAIL BUTT PLUG, a HORSE FETISH MASKand a saddle…to look like this…so hot….if you’re weird…

All this to say, all the yelling at her by the crowds, makes it feel like we’re at a genuine cattle auction, making the whole thing that much more believable…

Is this actually what red carpets are all about, holy shit they are an irritating waste of fucking time, why do we care about these idiots again? Oh right, cuz we want to fuck them since the entertainment industry tells us we do…crazy…

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2011

27

Oct

Pippa Middelton Slut Watch Continues of the Day

I’m getting bored of waiting on this bitch. The time has come that she starts slutting it up. It’s got to the point in this one-sided relationship where she’s gotta put out or I’m gonna throw her out…I’m bored of seeing her acting unphased by her sister, I’m bored of her repressing her feelings of inadequacies, I’m bored she hasn’t become a party slut exposing her vagina to piss off her family….Pippa, I don’t know if I can quit you, but I’m gonna fucking try if you don’t switch things up ASAP.

Here’s some Kate Middleton….or Catherine as she’s been renamed when she made the transition of pauper to princess like she was a shitty Disney Movie….to motivate Pippa to step it the fuck up..it’s her time to shine..

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2011

27

Oct

Paz Dela Huerta Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

I don’t keep track of Terry Richardson because he’s become a corporate, lazy, old, money making photographer who does all the same bullshit over and over again and who never taps into what made him famous in the first place…the smut white washed as art and fashion…so I am a day late on seeing these Paz dela Huerta nude pics that I think are great cuz I love Paz dela Huerta, especially her hipster bush, great tits and haggard like an unshowered drug user face….and that makes me happy…maybe next time he’ll step up his perversion and make her lay some golden eggs or piss herself or anything a little more like the Terry Richardson that was, cuz despite always being a full of shit hack, at least he got me pussy pics….so here’s hoping for more, hosted by inspirational naked Paz.

via TERRYSDIARY

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