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2009

27

Feb

Lady Gaga in Video of the Day

Since I slept in today, I figure I’ll punish you with this Lady Gaga video. I couldn’t watch the whole thing, because I can’t stomach her in live-action, but I’m going to post it anyway, because I know she’s probably annoying, pretentious and ugly, but I could be wrong…that’s just how daring I am…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Video

2009

27

Feb

Megan Fox is a Slut of the Day

I am really not into Megan Fox, which may sound insane to the world of people who sit at home fantasizing over her useless, tacky (see her arm tattoo), glorified stripper, bullshit. I know the people who made her think she is better than she is, are very passionate about how she is the fucking hottest. I know that their constant sucking her dick about how hot she is, has given her a fucking ego and that part of her thinks she’s the hottest girl in hollywood but she obviously doesn’t have any real confidence in herself, because otherwise she would have never been engaged to an original 90210 cast member. But they’re broken up now, so I’ll give her credit where credit is due, and these pictures of her are pretty good, but then again I just woke up, so I may be blinded by her cleavage.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Sexy|Slut

2009

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m finally getting the pussy I deserve, I can smell the days where I won’t have to fuck a bowl of warm, wet, past noodles. Check out this email….

I’m a 19 year old girl and I love your website. You crack me up and I don’t even mind the misogyny, not really being much of a feminist myself. Your posts on Lindsay Lohan and Heidi Montag/every other pseudo celebrity makes my day. I wish there were more bloggers like you.
Love and appreciation

19 dude…do you know what a 19 year old Vagina looks like? I don’t, because all this almost 18 pornstars are usually 25, or at least look it, but I’m assuming shit’s amazing.

Again, I’ve opted out of partying with a bunch of rich girls who asked me to join them because they think I am funny and creepy and make them uncomfortable buy laugh because I decided to sit at home a watch people update their twitter. The real reason is that a bunch of rich girls didn’t ask me to join them out partying, and I spent all my money earlier tonight on a 40. Economic crisis may suck for you, but this has always been my life and these are my stepLINKS….

You Say Whores, I Say Good Times!
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Holly Madison’s Overused and Tattered Vagina is Up For Grabs
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Some Cereal Ads That Will Make You Think You’re On Drugs
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Get Your Cash for OLD Now!
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stop Crying, You Little Pussy
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Katy Perry Gets More Disgusting Each Day
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What If Your Best Friend Lived in Your Pants?
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Vincent Talks to Animals, and Probably Fucks Them Off Camera Too
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Street Racers Get Busted
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The Hottest Women Of Melrose Place
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Diary of a Sperm
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Striptease of the Day
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If That’s How a Man Wants to Relax, Than That’s How a Man Should Relax, You Know?
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Aubrey O’Day Takes Her Tits Out For a Night on the Town
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Elle MacPherson is Topless!
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Megan Fox Can Do No Wrong
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Kendra Wilkinson Hangs Out
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Not Bad for a Bitter Old Aged Hag
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Charlize Theron Hotness
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Can You Hear This Shit?
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Gina Wants To Show You Her Bedroom
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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School in Venezuela Looks Like The Most Amazing Thing Ever
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A Kid Eating in on a Tricycle Is Pure Awesome
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Sophie Anderton Topless Action
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There’s Nothing Like Some Good Fat Food
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Kid Completely Destroys Himself For Your Viewing Pleasure
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Keeley Hazell Does the Only Thing She Knows How
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India’s Baby Drop Ritual Looks Like Hours of Fun
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Freida Pinto Looks Sexy No Matter What
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Brianna Banks Brings the Boners On
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Seriously, What The Fuck is Wrong With Amy Winehouse?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Paz Vega Makes the Most Mundane Tasks Look Good
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Harumi Nemoto Says Konichiwa
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Dawn King Flaunts Her Good in King Magazine
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Super Jesus Bowl Sunday!
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Sometimes Questions Answer Themselves
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Danneel Harris is Pro Masterbation!
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Sharon Stone is Getting Downright Terrifying
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The Best TV Shows of the 2000’s
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Thanks for this No Smoking Message Fabio you Asshole
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Viagra Ad for Pedophiles…
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Some Young Girls Having a Good Time All Up ON Each Other Good Times…
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The Best Street Card Trick of All Time….
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And I Thought My Cock Was Small…
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WORTH READING

50 Cent Interview….
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2009

26

Feb

Hilary Duff and Her Lesbian Crackwhore of the Day

I am not gonna judge Hilary Duff’s sexual preferences. I know how she’s feeling, we’ve all been there, you know desperate and alone with nothing but a 20 to our name and a boner in our pants. You know looking to get off all over her dirty crack addicted face after violating her gaping, dry, dying vagina, because she is all you really afford, only to feel humiliated once you’re done, leading to you hitting the pipe with the whore you just got with because you realize how she’s the best thing you’ve had in the last 5 years and you don’t want it to end, despite how much you hate yourself for doing it.

You know until you realize there’s a cop across the street about to crack the fuck down on you, forcing you to pretend you’ve never seen that girl before, you know make him think he’s insane for implying such a thing like someone like me paying for sex from someone like that, playing it all off as a joke and going on my merry way….with a boner in my pocket and realizing that the cunt stole my 20 out of my pocket when we were discussing prices, before the pigs cockblocked us…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Homeless|Lesbian

2009

26

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t inspire me. Facebook does. So this is what I wrote to some girl I don’t know who has her status set to “Spring Break is Amazing, Home Sunday”

i miss you

come home

i miss our late night chats

our movie nights where we cuddle on the couch….

but more importantly – i miss the anal.

She didn’t answer me, just like I’m not going to answer these Vanessa Hudgens pictures, something I am sure she’s used to, you know dating a faggot, where anything she does gets little to no reaction. She can come out with a vibrator and the hottest lingerie and homeboy will ask her to get out of the way of the TV because he’s watching Gossip Girl and she knows not to bother him while Gossip Girl is on….if you know what I mean…and even when shit’s over he only really give her attention when she turns the dildo onto him

BONUS – ASHLEY TISDALE UGLY WATCH….

Yep…she’s still ugly….just making sure….

Posted in:Legs|Shorts|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

26

Feb

Denise Richards is Dancing with the Stars of the Day

I don’t know why I am wasting my time on these Denise Richards pictures, I assume it’s gotta do with how I waste my time on pictures of useless people everyday, it’s a distraction from actually living and having to come to terms with how shit life really is, like seeing Denise Richards on Dancing with the Stars, when I used to think she had so much potential in her life back in that lesbian scene she did with Kevin Bacon, only to end up divorced, cheated on, a failed reality star, hanging on by a fucking thread by doing the one thing that will take her and she’s lookin pretty fit while doin’ it. Good times.

Posted in:cleavage|Dancing With the Stars|Denise Richards

2009

26

Feb

Mel B and Her Tight Mom Body of the Day

Mel B is lookin’ pretty fit. Yep. That’s really all I have to say about that one. I’ve only got a few hours of sleep in me and my brain is muddy, like her skin color and texture of her Eddie Murphy Baby Mother pussy.

Posted in:Mel B|Mom|Scary Spice|Tight

2009

26

Feb

Pam Anderson Was Out With Some German Man Because She’s a Nazi of the Day

Pam Anderson was out yesterday doing her thing, shaking hands with people, shopping, all with some German reporter, who I guess is some kind of Nazi trying to recruit her into hate crimes, or maybe he’s a smut peddler trying to convince her to let men shit on her while being choked out, you know…German’s and their scat…

Either way, she looks more like a menopausal mom, more bloated and barren than ever, but I figure when it comes to Aryan German Scat Bondage porn, attaching a name like Pam Anderson to it, would really legitimize what they do, making her lack of sex appeal really irrelevant, pretty much like her life work in film and television.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:German|Pam Anderson

2009

26

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Slowly Dying of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan went out shopping yesterday with her skinny fucking legs. If you’re wondering why I am posting these irrelevant pictures, it’s because I’ve decided to become a documentarian. If you’re wondering what I am trying to document, it is her obvious impending death. I figure I’ll just do it one post at a time eventually hitting the fuckin’ gold.

So in these pictures, you’ll notice that she has a cigarette in her hand. You’d think that the nicotine would constrict her blood vessels and increase her blood pressure enough to put her heart into shock, leading to her last puff being her last breath, but she manages to power through the shit without passing the fuck out and convulsing on the ground. I guess the rumors are true and she is a fucking cockroach…Maybe next time our documentary will conclude, but I’m sure she’s got a few more weeks in her. Stay tuned.

Guess what, Lohan and Ronson flew into the UK last night. Isn’t it exciting knowing that maybe, just maybe, their plane will crash on the flight home, ideally with only one fatality. I’m talking to you Lohan, or she could always just stay overseas, but I don’t see much fun in that, unless she got kidnapped by Terrorists and left in the desert when they realized her vagina was not good enough to gang rape, you know with all the open sores, forcing them to go back to fuck their camels, and not worth the ransom money they thought she was worth, you know since their a solid 5 years behind when it comes to popculture there.

Posted in:Dying|Lindsay Lohan

2009

26

Feb

Kate Moss and Her Fishnets of the Day

Kate Moss is still hot enough for me and still holds a special place in my heart even if she looks like a haggard cocaine party slut and here she is wearing a pair of fishnets.

I am not just saying she’s in fishnets to be vulgar, you know to be like anything that gets that close to that pussy automatically earns the word Fish in front of it, like Fishskirt, Fishpants, Fishthong, Fishdick, you know because her pussy smells like an Aquarium the day they have to feed the Dolphins/Sea Lions/Whales hundreds of pounds of dead rotting fish, I am saying that because that’s what they’re fucking called, asshole.

Posted in:Fishnets|Kate Moss|Legs

2009

26

Feb

Jonas Brother Dates a Monster of the Day

I understand why the Jonas brother’s are saving themselves for marriage. When you date things that look like this, jerking off to anything is better than any physical contact with them. Maybe it’s protective measures for them to not fall off the virgin wagon, but I always thought the Jonas brother’s were faggots, but now I am convinced that they are, not because of their contrived web of lies and innate ability to shake their bom-boms or sing really gay songs, but because only a gay dude would choose this pussy out of a lineup of pussy to be his cover-up pussy, since he chose her cuz she likes shopping and talking about boys and not because she’s something anyone would want to fuck.

Posted in:Jonas Brother|Ugly Chick

2009

26

Feb

Rihanna’s Recovery Bikini Pictures of the Day

I know a guy at The Insider, it’s some celebrity gossip TV show like Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight and I asked him to leak these Rihanna’s Bikini pictures. They are of her recovery trip to Mexico, where she got some sun, showed off her body, made me cum, because I guess Chris Brown didn’t beat her properly, which is probably the reason she won’t press charges, will go back to him, and this whole incident will be swept under the rug like it should be. I am a firm believer that if you beat your wife, keep that shit to yourself, and keep her scared enough to keep her mouth shut. Ya know what I mean…

Posted in:Bikini|Mexico|Rihanna

2009

26

Feb

Lady Gaga Forgets to Tuck of the Day

So I’ve been saying that everything about Lady Gaga reminds me of some kind of tranny. Her electro pop music that I hate, but is a hit in the gayest of dance clubs, her obsession with sex, the fact that she dresses like an idiot and without pants and her broken down weak chinned masculine face all scream “Man trying to be a cartoon version of a chick”.

So I’ve been waiting for the day that she got too drunk, danced too intense leading to a cock slip, or testicle slip or massive hacked off stump from a night on too much acid slip, or an oversized clit that comes with hormone therapy slip, or whatever the fuck she has going on in her genitals cuz we can’t tell her gender slip, you know to slowly sneak out of the leotard to put an end to all her fucking lies, since she pretty much started.

I was expecting this to happen after her shit started to falter, you know when the rest of the world realized she was full of shit and that she’s not worth listening to, you know as a hanging on to the glory kind of publicity stunt she was keeping in her back pocket for when it was needed down the road, and not at the height of her popularity, but I guess the glamorous fame she’s been dying for all her life has made her overlook some key details when she was trying to secure her mangina in its home tucked and taped between her thighs….

Sure it could be fabric bunching up, but where’s the fun in that? So I’m sticking with cock bulge.

Here’s some whore who showed up to hang with GAGA and Her Cock….

Posted in:Lady Gaga|No Pants

2009

26

Feb

DJ AM’s Ugly Girlfriend Plays it Up For the Paparazzi of the Day

I am over making fun of DJ AM, he does his thing, people like him, he makes lot lots money and I don’t really care anymore, and never really did, it was just an easy thing to make fun of but now I’m bored of it, so instead of focusing on him, calling him Gayer than Bicycle Shorts, calling him a Bar Mitzvah Dj and all the other shit I’ve done so many times before, I’d like take my focus onto his new girlfriend.

She is an American Apparel model, that means she is not a real model. For the most part the girls in American Apparel ads are just American Apparel store workers who crave attention and think they are hotter than they actually are and take the billboards and ads that get published to heart, giving them actual proof of how hot they already thought they are.

What they don’t know is the Dov Charney, the guy who takes the pictures of the girls in the ads and the founder of the company is just a pervert who likes all girls, especially when they are young and free, and willing to do whatever it takes to be in the next campaign.

Now, I’ve got nothing against any of that, girl wants attention, gets naked for her boss, he gives her the exposure her ego wants and everyone’s happy, but I do get annoyed when these kinds of girls think they are anything more than attention whores who can’t be real models.

So seeing this girl pretend to hate that the paparazzi are interrupting her life, that they are annoying and that they don’t deserve to see her face after a quiet night standing next to her celebrity DJ boyfriend as he worked, pisses me off, because it’s a lie.

She is dating AM because he is willing to date her. She is dating him because she wants the good life, the escape from being an American Apparel cashier and maybe, just maybe, people will notice her and give her work that feels as gratifying as the free photoshoot she did half naked for her boss last year. Whore.

Posted in:DJ AM|Paparazzi|Ugly Girlfriend

2009

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight was boring. My email was boring. Twitter wasn’t boring. I have no clean clothes and I am too lazy to do laundry, I try whore showering my underwear, but it just smells like fruity fucking asshole, I’ve sat on the couch all night trying to figure out if I have food allergies because my throat feels like it’s been prison raped. I don’t have a TV and didn’t drink because of the financial crisis. I didn’t get girls naked on webcam and I haven’t had a boner in days, maybe it’s got something to do with my fruity asshole smell. I thought of some jokes to use tomorrow, then I forgot them. I am hungry and my heat isn’t working. Welcome to my life. Here are my stepLINKS.

Sex Doesn’t Have to be a Solo Mission
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The Story That Will End All Masturbation Stories for the Rest of Time…
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Jessica Simpson is a Garbage Fail Kid
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You Will Adore Amber
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Keyboards Rock Out to Beat It, and It’s Pretty Sweet
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Finally a Great Use for a Shamwow
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And The Ugliest Girl Award Goes To…
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Bar Rafaeli is Sandwiched Between Two Douchbags
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An FHM Shoot is Usually Good For a Boner or Two
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If Sex Was Described Like A T.G.I. Fridays Menu
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Hey Buddy, I Think You Got Some Shit On Your Face
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Striptease of the Day
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Britains Next Top Model is Topless
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Meredith Vieira Upskirt Flash On The Ellen DeGeneres Show
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Sean Penn Is Pretty Much The Most Amazing Person On the Planet
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Elaine From Seinfeld is Bangable
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Lily Allen Wants You to Know She’s Not a Lesbian
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Paris Hilton Wants to Give the Homo From Twilight Herpes
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Red Underwear Will Always Make Life Better
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Nude Fashion Is Pretty Much the Only Fashion I Am Into
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Piss in the Street Like You Just Don’t Care
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Human Tossers
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Kayden Cross Gets Down to Business
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Cliff Diving Fail
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Do Yourself a Favor and Find a Girl to Fuck
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Some Random Shit to Pass The Time
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Young Madonna Deep Throat
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Any Job Worth Doing is Worth Doing Right
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This Rhianna Chris Brown Thing Just Keeps Getting Crazier
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Britains Boobiest Babes
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Lezzies Get Their Fuck On
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JEssica Simpson is Going to Retire and Take Up Pro Eating…
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I’m Guessing Penny Cruz Didn’t Just Sleep With That Oscar
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Get Sex the Only Way a Loser Like You Can
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Demi Lovato Will Get Your Ass Thrown in Jail
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Lina Tishnova is a Russian Godess
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Michael Jackson is Getting Rid of His Kids, Most Probably Because They Are To old For Him to Want to Molest Anymore
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When Hot Chicks Prank Back
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Kim Kardashian Talks About Some Shit Or Another
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MICHAEL CERA IS FINALLY DOING THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE
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I’m From Texas, Boy!
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Karina Flores Will Make Your Day
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How to Have a Clean Fresh Vagina
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Miss Connecticut Outstanding Teen Is a Very Very Bad Girl
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Fat Chicks Talking Like Skinny Chicks Who Think They Are Fat Chicks
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Some Weird Voiced Kid Hating On 50 Cent….
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Some Seriously Weird Products from Some Seriously Shitty Catalog
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44 Pornstars Who Tweet….
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The 10 Hottest Brazilian Models of All Time According To This Guy…
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You Need Another Word for Vagina – CLICK REFRESH
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Stiff Jobs is Some Homemade Movie About Fucking Bitches and Killing Shit and This is the Strange Fucking Trailer
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How To: Market The Most Fucked Up Porn Ever
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Nice Tan
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UPDATE

The 10 Hottest Women of Louisiana For Mardi Gras Wednesday
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