Victoria Silvstedt was invited to an event. It was the NRJ Music awards, it went down somewhere in Europe and such high profile people like an assortment of cheesy club DJs were in attendance, so it wasn’t like bitch was invited to the Oscars, but that didn’t stop her to cry for attention by accidentally dropping her purse and making the face she usually gets paid to do in the privacy of her bedroom for her Billionaire John who bank rolls her whoring, and the whole thing was funny to me cuz I hate the bitch, despite appreciating her tight older body, leaving me emotionally torn…provided I actually had emotions…which I don’t….
Here are some funny pics of Silvstedt accidentally dropping her purse to get noticed at an irrelevant event….which is the only event she’s getting invited to…for self-explanatory reasons…
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If I didn’t have a criminal record. I would work for the TSA. Everyone hates on them, but I think it’s a great place for an uneducated, unqualified, high school drop out, immigrant to work, cuz it pays pretty fucking well, but more importantly because you get to see hot bitches rich enough to travel, in their laid back travel clothes…and if you choose to, you get to feel them up, strip search them, or if you want to be more lowkey, just admire their naked bodies from the new full body scan machine, making the job really fucking erotic….
I haven’t traveled much, but I have friends who do, and they always go off about how hot Airport security lines are, and I think these pics of Selena Gomez in her pussy hugging pants prove that even the basic things in life are sex…..
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It turns out that I am still a fan of Lindsay Lohan and not because I think to myself that she’ll never make a comeback so I have hope in being friends with her dyke pussy….because I have a feeling this whole drug addict thing was strategy for her to make a comeback like she was Mickey Rourke, to make us really realize the damage and abuse she endured from Mickey Mouse, giving us the perception that she’s some kind of artist who was misunderstood and robbed of her childhood, bullshit cuz Hollywood is full of shit…..
I am still a fan of Lindsay Lohan because when she shows off her little crackhead legs, in her little crackhead shorts, rocking her little lesbian boots, like some teenage girl runaway rockin’ stipper fake lips, cuz she made some choices when she was down on her luck to suck dick in back alleys before losing it all leaving her useless, damaged and to sad to shower…..she is pornography to me….
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I don’t know who Jenna Bentley is, but I know that her pictures are inspiring, not because she’s got the best body in the world, or because I am sucked in by her shitty fake tits, or even that I respect her celebrity cuz the paparazzi are being paid off to take pictures of her, in attempts that people will bother talking about her, a real low level strategy to get noticed, but because I am fucking freezing. I live in subarctic weather and I have no money to pay for heating, and I am dying here…So I guess I’ve figured out this trashy sluts purpose…other than being a vehicle for stupid fake tits…and that’s to inspire us in winter when no other celebrities are….
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I refuse to talk about my alcoholism, but instead choose to watch a bitch in a bikini play soccer…
As a man who’s is married to a woman who’s favorite sport is competitive eating, you know breaking records with herself to see how much she can shovel down her throat, this is a friendly reminder that I suck at life.
I generally don’t do the whole jock bitch thing, but not eating her ass is pretty much a friendly reminder that I suck at life…
Enjoy…and for the record, she’s 18 if you think she is, which I do…
I don’t say this often, because I am a pervert, and I love pussy of all states, sizes and forms but I am pretty happy Gwyneth Paltrow is wearing underwear, which is saying a lot about how unattractive and annoying I think she is, because I generally stare at all pussy, no matter how battered, abused, stretched out, or kids it has had….I like to analyze every lip fold, discoloration, ingrown hair, or rash….and I have had my mouth on pussy far worse than anything Gwyneth Paltrow is packin’, but despite all those facts, I still feel good that she’s leaving a little to the imagination, but unfortunately she’s not leaving everything to the imagination, by staying the fuck at home so we can forget she exists…
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The thing I love about Coco is that she doesn’t pretend there’s anything more to her than a set of fucking tits and a huge fucking ass with a skinny little waist that may or may not be a high class escort hired by one dude, Ice T.
She doesn’t try to bullshit us into taking her seriously, she just gives us what we want to see and it’s almost comical, ridiculous and a comic book version of a person, but you always know what you’re gonna get when those twitpics go up and for that consistency and production of good content, I celebrate her existence….
The world needs more Cocos.
Not only does Travis Barker survive plane crashes that tormented his friends enough to make them go into a drug relapse and overdose, despite having everything to live for….but he also hides bitches in the backseat of his car, which has been proven to be ineffective if you actually want to get away with the crime, it’s the whole reason the trunk was invented…..
I guess the real mystery in all this, if you care about Travis Barker and where he’s sticking his dick, is who this girl is, cuz it doesn’t look like the fat playboy bitch he was married to and had a shitty reality show with, what a fucking scandal, and by scandal I mean waste of our time and energy. Fuck this guy and the drums he made millions off of.
But here are the pics anyway….cuz I guess you gotta almost respect a dude who treats a fuck slut like a fuck slut by hiding her from the media out of shame and embarrassment that he “hit” that…unless of course she’s dead and he’s disposing the body….people trying to be lowkey always draw more attention to themselves….
I blame survival guilt…
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I am all for bad jokes. It’s the story of my fucking life. Because some of us just don’t have what it takes to be funny, or to be marketable in our hatred of all things except exposed vagina….but the good news is that you don’t need a license to have a blog yet…so I get to spew my shit all over the internet for everyone to ignore… But unfortunately Olivia Munn’s strategy was better than mine…and when she gets involved in stupidity and makes bad jokes…like “choke the chicken” in photo for the frat boys and virgin loser fans…everyone seems to notice and care…except me…cuz I just get annoyed by everything this twat does or is involved in…but I’m posting the pictures anyway….cuz virgin losers everywhere love her…and virgin losers everywhere are you.
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