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2009

21

Jul

Rachel Bilson in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Remember Rachel Bilson, the hightlight of the OC, if you were like me and not down with the bitch who looked like a lesbian, or the troubled one with the sloppy skinny body. Yeah, I watched the shit the first season, because I’d go to college bars and being the old fuck in the room, had to let the girls know I was down.

I’d be like bitches, you watch the new OC, shit that Ryan’s nuts, I can’t wait til he takes Seth back to the Pool House and fucks him, cuz there’s no way Seth is straight, I mean someone’s gotta do him the favor of shoving their dick in his ass, he’s too emotionally and clearly jerks off to Ryan’s fight scenes, and Rachel Bilson is just a front….

Usually didn’t get any laughs, cuz college girls took that shit seriously, but Rachel Bilson was never a front for me, until today, what the fuck happened to her….actually I already know the answer….engagement to be married….

The good news is that they are getting married in Canada, so I’ll send some homeless dudes to crash that shit. It will be my big break.

Posted in:Bra|Rachel Bilson|See Through

2009

21

Jul

Whitney Port’s Big Ol’ Vagina Definition in Her Bikini of the Day



Whitney Port brought her potato shaped vagina out to the pool because I guess she’s on vacation, from what, I don’t really know considering she gets paid to let cameras follow her around and stage drama like she’s still in high school.

And that “work” that she does, confuses dumb bitches into thinking that’s what life is really like at a young age, making your life hell when you meet these young girls, seduce these girls, and start dating these girls when they get a little older and they aren’t down with a normal, peaceful, relaxed life because it’s not like that on The Hills, so the cunts start pulling stunts, and calling you up with bullshit all the fuckin’ time, making your life a fuckin’ hell, so in a lot of ways Whitney Port ruined your life, assuming you can seduce chicks, which I highly doubt, but I’m not too sure who or what ruined her vagina, that thing’s gaping and all she’s doin’ is standing the fuck up. Seriously, it looks like it is clapping at her performance getting out of the pool, so I guess the drama is legit and there really is trouble in “paradise”, not that her pussy is paradise, but she probably likes to think it is, cuz no girl likes admitting her pussy is as busted as the rest of her, especially when the drunk guys who have fucked her have told her over and over again how nice it is, because they are just trying to cum and all pussy feels alright, if you don’t have to look at the rest of her….boom (that’s how I like to end my power posts)….

Here’s a better angle of her flat shitty ass, in the event that last pic tricked you and I’m not just saying it is shitty cuz she didn’t wipe proper cuz she was too busy being a cunt….

Posted in:Definition|Vagina|Whitney Port

2009

21

Jul

Latoya Jackson’s Hot Tits of the Day

I like to keep my Michael Jackson masturbation material as up to date as possibe abd since he’s gone off and “Died” on me, I’m forced to use the second best thing to his hot skinny little corpse of a body and cartoon like face and that’s where Latoya Jackson comes in because she is that she is what Michael would look like had he gone through with the sex change operation, you know instead of dying and the whole thing was my dirty little secret until today, I just can’t contain myself.

Posted in:Latoya Jackson|Michael Jackson

2009

21

Jul

Evan Rachel Wood Nude for ID Magazine of the Day

The only thing that makes a scrawny little red headed bitch hotter is knowing that Marilyn Manson got to her when she was barely 18, before she had a chance to not be tainted with weirdness. I’m sure dude’s a nice guy, but he coulda done us all a favor and at least waited til she was 25 and starting her decent into only busted bitch status before ruining her, I mean unless you’re into getting with Manson’s sloppy seconds, because for me shit’s a deal breaker. Not that I think he’s actually weird and goth, or that he actually even fucks women, because I know he’s just the dude from The Wonder Years, and this is all a fuckin’ act, he doesn’t actually fuck bitches with raw meat or dead people, but it’s still strange enough for me to not be able to see anything about her worth fuckin’.

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood|ID Magazine|Nude

2009

21

Jul

Erin Andrews Publicity Stunt of the Day

I just saw the Erin Andrews peeping tom video and I am pretty sure the rest of you will eventually, because that’s how the internet works, especially when the bitch is doin’ this for publicity and wants everyone to see it.

They are pulling this whole “peeping tom” situation where she’s getting ready in her hotel and some dude just happens to be videotaping her. Well as a peeping tom, I know that drilling a hole into a fuckin’ hotel room door, or wall, or whatever the fuck he is shooting this from is next to fuckin’ impossible, you get caught, people get arrested and it just doesn’t run this smoothly.

Not to mention she’s a hot bodied sportscaster who everyone wants to see naked, who knows her looks are all she has going for her, and realizes we all want to see her naked, wants to cash in before she gets to old.

Most importantly, I couldn’t even make out her face in the fuckin’ video, and shit coulda been passed off as anyone, before she excitedly told the world it was her, because she wants everyone to be talking about her, and if she really wanted it to disappear she coulda called it a fake and no one could prove otherwise.

It is a cry for attention and the whole thing is totally suspicious but she’s made a statement that she will sue anyone who publishes the shit, so I’ll let you google it like I did, because I can’t afford to get sued, or to be made an example out of, and in the meantime here’s a great video of huge tits and cock…cuz it’s more interesting…

The second the video is published elsewhere, I’ll post it. Word.

Here’s some creepy fan video compilation of her pictures…

I’ll give you Some Screencaps that are on NYPOST

Shit is definitely staged….

Posted in:Erin Andrews|Publicity Stunt

2009

21

Jul

Guy Strips a Girl on Spanish TV to Start the Day of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on in this video, but it’s supposed to be Spanish TV proving that it is better than American TV, where some dude rips off a girl’s dress and she runs off stage humilated, despite clearly being a whore hired for this stunt, because I’ve been in situations where I needed to rip off a girls clothes to get to her pussy and it never worked out this smoothly….She usually wakes up half way and bits my dick I’ve so gently placed in her mouth.

Either way, I just woke up cuz I am a bum who spent my night doing blow, or what was supposed to be blow but may have been meth cut with baby powder cut with glass for all I fuckin’ know, on the roof of an apartment building with a couple other degenerates so give me a few minutes to regroup…and greet this day with anger and hate and while you do watch this Spanish Jerry Springer shit cuz it’s funny.

I don’t know how recent it is – but I don’t think it really matters.

Posted in:Spanish TV|Strip

2009

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at a party. I walked in the bathroom with a girl I don’t know. She wasn’t happy about it but peed in front of me anyway. She really wasn’t happy about it when I started peeing in the sink. It turns out it was her place and she didn’t find my peeing in her sink appropriate. Cunt…Manners are for drunken idiots…but stepLINKS are and here they are….

BONUS – Chris Brown Apology Letter – That is Full of Shit and Distracting Because of Bollywood Shirt….Looks like dudes’ gonna suicide bomb my computer or some shit….

Because If You’re Anything Like Me, You Can’t End a Day Without Busting a Nut
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I love Lil Kim’s Attempt at Singing for Mandela
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Sexy Model Pics: Melissa Haro
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Stupid Fake Tits
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How Women Get Away With Farting
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Can YOU Power Slide?
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Girls Get Washed at the Car Wash
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Hey Glen, Get the Fuck Over it
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I’d Totally Bang Alanis Morrisette
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What Her Pet Really Says About Her
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Denise Richards is Kinda Slutty
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Lesbian Vampire Killers Looks Like the Best/Worst Porn Ever
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Striptease of the Day
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Poor Little Rich Girl: Mischa Barton Still Crazy; Possibly Suicidal
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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Seriously, Married with Children or Not, There is No Way Tom Cruis Isn’t a Homo
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MCA of the Beastie Boys Has Cancer
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I Hate Lady GaGa So Much It Hurts
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Some Top Model Slut Has a See Through Moment
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I’d Also Like to Bang Ciara
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Linn is The Kind of Girl You Want to Take Home and Work Over For the Night
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These Stella McCartney Ads Are Like a Bad Acid Trip
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Hugh Hefners New Child Brides Are Also the Playmates of the Month
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How About an FHM Cover Girl
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Random Photos Associated with Nudity Always Make For a Good Time
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I Love It When People Pass Out On TV – VIDEO
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Small Titted Lesbians Lick Some Pussy
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I love this picture of Sienna Miller Scratchin Her Cunt
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Taylor Vixen is Busty
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Peeping Toms Are Amazing If You Ask Me – VIDEO
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How Amazing is This Ad About Child Abuse?
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Mellissa Lauren is All You Need
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And More Eva Mendes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sammy Brady is Naked!!!
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Web Cam Slut Gets Drenched in Oil
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This Hot Slut Makes Me Want to Learn French and Move to Paris
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I’d Totally Bang Little Kim
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When Did Christina Milian Turn Black?
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Blonde and a Purple Dildo
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How Awesome is This Pizza Commercial? Seriously
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With Lady GaGa?
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The Ten Most AWesome Nickolodean Theme Songs
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I Love These Broads Who Fight Naked and Fuck
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Why the Fuck Did This Sprite Ad Get Banned?
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Busty Israeli Girls With Busted Faces Eating Meat and Dancing in Their Bikinis…..
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I Love John and Kate Plus 8’s Teenage Messy GF
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

20

Jul

Beyonce Makes Her Homo Fan Say Her Name Twice of the Day

So Beyonce makes a gay fan at her concert say her name twice before throwing him a dirty towel at him pretty much giving the motherfucker an orgasm, which was a nice change from what he got last time he had an orgasm, which was AIDS, you know it is the gay disease.

I just don’t think I have ever liked anyone enough to want to touch their sweaty towel, or rags or really anything used on thier body, especially when it comes from Beyonce. The whole thing grosses me out and is not hygienic at all, and despite being a filthy motherfucker I don’t want to deal with other people’s filth, unless it involves me eating used tampons, but that’s just a fetish really…

Posted in:Beyonce|Say My Name

2009

20

Jul

Woman Gets Her Wigged Pulled Off By a Male Stripper of the Day

Check out this dude’s professionalism, he pulls off the animal bitch is trying to pass off as her hair at some Jacksonville Florida classy male stripper event, and motherfucker doesn’t miss a fuckin’ beat. He just keeps his grind on when we all know deep down inside he’s losing his shit and can’t wait to tell his male strippin’ bredren about his male strippin’ war story and the whole thing is fuckin’ jokes….

Posted in:Male Stripper|Wig

2009

20

Jul

Coco Photoshoot for Black Men Magazine of the Day

Here’s Coco and her ass doing a photoshoot for Black Men magazine because everyone loves her retarded ass, especially Black Men. I don’t know when this was shot because this level of tacky seems timeless, I mean shit could be straight out of a stripclub in 1994 or be from yesterday because I guess shitty sex toy apparel doesn’t really change with the trends like other clothes do and who really cares cuz here’s her silly ass.

Posted in:Coco|Photoshoot

2009

20

Jul

The Economy Affects Nude Maid Services of the Day

Here’s a chubby girl who makes her money cleaning house nude, which is almost a turn on for me because the only cleaning my wife does is when she licks a plate of food clean, and we are forced to live in a disgusting, bug infested mess, but the fact that she’s fat takes away all the fuckin’ fun, I mean who wants to see some sloppy cellulite pig naked, even if it’s better than watching your wife or some old Jamaican/Filipino lady doin’ it clothed, but as with all fat people, she won’t do a good job, because fat people are fuckin’ lazy, and the only way people will put up with her shitty work ethic, is if they get to see some pussy while she does it, because the more naked you get, the less particular your client is about whether you miss a spot, especially if they’ve already deemed you good enough to pay to get naked, which I don’t, to me this looks like a waste of fuckin money and prostitution should be saved for girls who actually fuck people, not girls who scrub the fuckin’ floors….unless it is with their asses while getting fucked and not with a fuckin’ mop….

Posted in:Nude Maid|Recession

2009

20

Jul

Lisa Rinna’s Weathered Body Rocks a Bikini of the Day

You know when your favorite pair of leather shoes you bought at the Salvation Army because you liked the idea of wearing a pair of shoes someone may have likely died in, not to mention becaue it is all you can really afford, and they seemed like they were in good enough condition, other than the smell of some other asshole’s foot fungus still lingering in the shit, but you wear those fuckers religiously, because walking outside without shoes is disgusting, and because they are your only fuckin’ pair. You slowly develop a relationship with them and as time goes on you actually start developing feelings. It’s like your trusty old shoes will get you over that puddle, or through that broken class, and you’ll do your best to make sure you don’t piss on them, or throw up on them, you know, taking the fuckers under your fucking wing and then one day you realize all the wear and tear is getting to them, so you buy some shoe goo in hopes of rebuilding your buddy, because you aren’t ready to say goodbye. That bandaid solution works for a while but you realize the leather is getting hard for some reason, like it’s old and dried up and there’s nothing you can do. You rub leather oil on it, you try you best to keep it alive, until one day it is too late and the whole thing falls the fuck apart. What was once a perfect fitting shoe some other asshole owned, is now some loose, floppy, dead cow on your fuckin’ feet and there’s nothing you can do about. No surgery to save it and you just have to accept that your time together is over….Well that’s kinda what’s happening to Lisa Rinna’s plastic surgery body, what looks rough and tough like leather is just some sloppy vile mess and soon she’ll have to accept the one-piece bathing suit when she hangs out at the beach…because her stomach is offensive.

Pics Via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Lisa Rinna

2009

20

Jul

The Reason David Duchovny’s Got a Sex Addiction of the Day

If your wife looked like a dude and you weren’t one of those closet cases who is into women who look like dudes because fucking them from behind makes it easy to imagine they have balls bumpin up against your balls, you’d probably turn to porn and strippers to get your fix of real pussy. So everyone can hate on him all they want, but there comes a point in every man’s life when he can’t stomach fuckin’ the bitch he accidentally married and had kids with, without anticipating how she would age, get fat or develop a work out program that makes her look like she’s got more cock than you, all resulting in no longer being something that turns you on….and here she is in a bikini….

Posted in:David Duchovny|Sex Addict

2009

20

Jul

Katie Price’s Retarded Tits of the Day

I was just lookin out my window and saw some girl who I guess didn’t realize some creep was lookin’ out the window, pick her frontal wedgie. It wasn’t a subtle adjustment either, it was like an intense digging for fucking gold to get the fabric of her panty’s life out of her big ol vagina…and I thought that was sad.

Not the fact that she has a gaping vagina that eats her panties that are too small for her because she’s not willing to accept that she’s no longer a size medium and isn’t ready to up the shit, because the tightness and wedging isn’t enough of a headache to justify the emotional trauma that comes with admitting you’re getting fatter.

But because she had to subtly do it on a side street, where only one creep got to enjoy the site, instead of embracing her condition and sharing it with the world.

That’s why I like Jordan, she just doens’t give a fuck and if she’s got a shirt that’s too tight for her, then she takes ownership of it, no matter how stupid her tits look, because I hear the only reason she has stupid tits, is so that her retarded son has something to relate to at home, you know so he’s not the only stupid thing in the house.

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

20

Jul

Whitney Port is a Dump in her Bikini of the Day

I wonder what Whitney Port’s dad does for a living. I assume he’s in the industry because that’d be the only reason anyone would give a bitch like her a chance. That’s not to say she didn’t suck dick to the top, it is to say she’s more useless than a bloody tampon, and I’m not just saying that because she’s on The Hills, my least favorite thing in TV history, I’m saying it cuz watermelon would be a hotter fuck than her….mainly cuz a watermelon has more shape than this dump.

Speaking of suckin dick, I hope she’s got that shit down proper, because she is the kind of girl you only date because you are blinded by the constant blowjobs, and you don’t notice her shitty lookin’ body.

Speaking of The Hills, I made friends with three 17 year old girls who were all dressed the same while wasted on saturday night. They were on a busy street taking a pee beind a fucking bush and I decided to join them. They weren’t too impressed but I think one of them wiped their pee covered hand on mine, a moment I will cherish til the end of time….

Posted in:Bikini|Whitney Port