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2011

03

Aug

Throwback Cam Girl Video of the Day

Here’s a ridiculous video that I assume is staged cuz I don’t trust anything on the internet and haven’t since 1995 when I was rocking chatrooms trying to have cybersex with bitches before digital cameras and webcam when shit was all textual, and I ended up in an online relationship with a bitch who wrote out the best blowjobs ever, so good that I insisted on meeting her, you know to cash in on what was described, only to find that bitch was a motherfuckin’ dude…and after 12 hours of travel time with no where to stay, it’s kinda hard to follow through on it….making that the gayest weekend of my life….

I’m just fucking around….I don’t meet people off the internet, but I do know people who do and they’ve almost always been very disappointed by the shit…it’s the internet…that’s what it is made for…but this video from 2010 is pretty awesome…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

03

Aug

Love Mag’s Got Some High Concept Artistic Titties for Fashion In It of the Day

Here are a bunch of models who I can’t really differentiate from each other, but who are apparently Lara Stone, Mariacarla Boscono, Saksia de Brauw, Kristen McMenamy, Anais Pouliot, Guinevere van Seenus and Xiao Wen Ju topless for fashion in a high concept, artistic, and obnoxious looking photo shoot for Love Mag, a magazine that produces more nudity and softcore porn than me, but who packaged it in a clever way, that makes it appear high end and fashionable, making them millions, while I just get slated as a bottom feeding spamming porn site that can’t pay for the fucking server….my life is a fucking joke…and here are those pics…with some tit, nipple, panties and bondage…pretty winning formula if you ask me….which you didn’t….

Here’s a bunch of jailbait starlets I’m sure you’re a fan of, gracing multiple covers for the issue and I’m posting it now, because I know in 3 years, I’ll probably be posting their bikini pics, their addiction, their sex tapes, etc…so I’m doing the background research, documented their rise, starting today instead of in the future when really we have no idea whether I’ll be alive or not…. if you know what I mean….

So here’s Hailee Steinfeld, Elle Fanning and Chloe Moretz

Posted in:Anais Pouliot|Chloe Moretz|Elle Fanning|Guinevere van Seenus|Hailee Steinfeld|Kristen McMenamy|Lara Stone|Mariacarla Boscono|Saksia de Brauw|Xiao Wen Ju

2011

03

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some shit going on in the news to remind you that there is more to life than the internet, celebrities and porn….like real life…something where the real weird shit actually happens…

Philly Can’t Close Prostitution House
So what does it take to shut down an alleged house of prostitution in the city of Philadelphia? Apparently, a lot.

Rape allegation clouds child support
An unusual court battle is taking place right here in the Bay Area: a young father says he was raped by an old girlfriend, and argues that as a victim of a crime, he should not have to pay child support.

Serial Butt Slasher May Have Struck Again
Police in Virginia have received another report of a slashing incident they believe may be related to a string of assaults that have taken place in retail stores since February 2011.

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2011

03

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I got a feeling that it’s gonna be one of those days again…I can tell…

I Wish I Could Dance Like a Black Guy and That’s Not Racist Against Black People That’s Racist Against Non Black People
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The 30 Sexiest Sports Hottie Newcomers
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Deserve a Reward For Making It This Far Through the Week
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Now THAT’S How YOu Drive a Bus – VIDEO
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Holly Peers VS India Reynolds, Oh Man
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Cynthia Will Be Your Fantasy
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I Don’t Care For Matt Damon, But He Shut This Bitch Reporter the Fuck Down and It’s HILARIOUS
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The Best Web Cam Sluts You Will Find On the Net
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I Wanna Be All Over Laura Peterson
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Guess Who Got Arrested For Heroin Possession AGAIN?
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Posted in:MHD

2011

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

You know I haven’t been having any insane events lately. I’ve given up on TWITTER cuz I’m not a woman…and more importantly cuz I don’t have 100,000 followers…mainly cuz the site is dying and I’m pretty tempted to not save the fucking thing…in one of those watch the fucker burn while I masturbate to bitches on webcam and get drunk with bitches who I try to recruit to be on webcam….and in not having updated my TWITTER ….I have no fucking clue what I’ve been up to…it’s like that fucking useless website traced my retard steps and now I’m lost and can’t find my way home….but that’s partially cuz I don’t want to find my way home…as my wife constantly reminds me how much I’ve failed….Yay…fun post…now watch me drink….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Here’s Some X-Games Interview That Also Looks Like It Has a Kid Getting Abducted in the Background
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Horrible Jersey Shore Pig Flashing Her Horrible Jersey Shore Pig Ass
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Naked J.Lo for Vanity Fair
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Live Sex Show That Will Make a Hot Summer Day Even Hotter
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Jessica Workman Sluts It Up
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Who is Mina Stefan and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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The 30 Hottest MTV VJs
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This Lindsay Marie Photoshoot is Outta Hand
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Chrissy Teigan Does Esquire
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Like Being Generous
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19 Year Old Sluts on the Casting Couch
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The Most Crooked Athletes in Sports
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Katie Price is Still a Dumb Whore
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Rachel White is Topless
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Some Sandra Bullock Cause She Hasn’t Been Around Lately
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Holy Fuck Whitney Port Isn’t Dead Yet?
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How About some Pixie Lott?
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There’s Always Room in My Life for a Hot Blonde
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I Wonder is Charlie Sheen’s Kids Will Be as Insane as He Is
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Redneck Tattoo Removal – VIDEO
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Rene Miller is Totally Bangable
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Brothers Almost Kill 101 Year Old Grandmother In Gunfight Over Money
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Kristen Price is Baked and I Love It
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Fucking With Fruit and Veggies
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Jessica Alba is on the Cover of a Magazine and Not Pregnant, I Don’t Get It
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Girl on Girl Video of the Day
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Lake Bell’s “Year of Nudity” For Maxim
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Some Rosie Huntington Whitley
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Super Sexy Photodump
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I’d Like to Be All Over Kelly Andrews
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This Chick Tears Her Vagina – VIDEO
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Hurricane Balls. Wait, What?
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Harrison Ford Hates the Smurfs – VIDEO
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One of the Sluts on Glee Got a Nose Job, But It Wasn’t Lea Michele
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Kate Upton Hotness
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Linda Evangelista is Fucking Delusional
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Tutankhamun Fucked A Lot Of Chicks
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Jersey Shore Slut Deena Cortese Gives Us One Last Look At Her Bare Ass Upskirt
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Pixie Lott Flashes Her Panties
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Lindsay Lohan Has A New Career
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EXCLUSIVE: The Change Up Movie Review
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Blake Lively Riding Bikes Showing Off Tit
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

02

Aug

Heidi Klum Naughty Ass in a Bikini Pics of the Day

I am convinced this German ass has seen its fair share of abuse…sexual abuse…cuz Germans are all militant, pragmatic, efficient and cold…they are also responsible for a big percentage of the world’s scat movies…and S&M movies…not to mention one of the biggest genocides in the last 100 years…making them pretty serious about how hard they like to get fucked…throw in some hung black dude with lupus scars, 15 pregnancies, and logic just makes you figure she’s had fists, household objects, other people’s feces in an Anus to Anus docking experiment….all in this hot dainty ass we all love….and I think that just makes her better….at least far more enjoyable to jerk off to…

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Posted in:Heidi Klum

2011

02

Aug

Scarlett Johansson’s Skinny in a One Piece of the Day

Here’s a picture of someone who may or may not be Scarlett Johansson in a photoshoot wearing a one piece…because I think legally you can’t call a person by their name in a picture if it’s an artist rendition of that person…you know cuz her dumpy body was photoshopped so hard to look all dainty and modelesque and shit…when in reality she’s built like she works at the local fried chicken restaurant…or even an ice cream shop….you get what I’m saying and if you’re not it’s that she’s fat…but thanks to Elle magazine, she knows what she looks like if she wasn’t….and apparently it’s not that bad of a thing….

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2011

02

Aug

Kate Moss Shitty Ass Flash Turned into Topless Swimming of the Day

I’ve been tracking Kate Moss’ trip in St Tropez for the last 10 minutes, you know cuz I’m the worst fucking celebrity website on the internet, cuz I don’t really give a fuck about celebrity gossip, I just am too lazy to try and coordinate original content….

So when I first got wind of her trip…I figured we’d be seeing her nipples…cuz Kate Moss is all Euro and an ex-model who doesn’t give a fuck about who sees her tits….cuz we’ve all seen her tits….or cuz that’s just how reckless her unprotected sex with HIV from fucking needle sharing rockers cunt is…but was only given pics of her walking around showing a little ass cheek….

But since history repeats itself…and I was too lazy to post…it was only a matter of time before these pics of her topless swimming dropped…sure the nipples are stars and they are hard to make out…but just use google…or the search bar on this site cuz it looks like every other time she’s done this hustle before….I am a fan…think I might actually love her.

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Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

02

Aug

The Spy Kids Premiere Was Pretty Erotic of the Day

I just assumed that people who go to see movies like Spy Kids, especially grown men who don’t have kids are just real fucking perverts who you gotta look out for in the movie theater cuz they may be there to masturbate on your kids popcorn when you’re not looking…..you know kinda like me when I went to see that teenage hot chick movie about cheerleading or gynastics or some shit when wasted…only to be in a room full of 14 year olds who looked at me like I was creepy as fuck…cuz lets face it, I am….

But it turns out that there’s a whole diverse level of perversion at the Spy Kids premiere…there’s shit for everyone of all different fetishes to get off to…not just the pedos….

Here’s the unofficial list of the fetishes that were in attendence…

Alba pregnancy extreme pregnancy…for the Ready to Drop Porn Lovers

Charlotte Ross extreme legs….

Rachel Fox Some 15 Year Old….for the Sex Offenders

Verne Troyer for the Midget Fetishists

Electra Avellan for the Twin Fetishists even though she’s not with her twin…..

Alexa Vega for the Haggard looking 22 year old with Colombian father’s and model mothers who was an amateur Gymnast Fetishists…..yeah this one’s a real fucking stretch but I like to view it as a highly targeted fetish

Holly Robinson Peete for the Black Chick pushing 50 but who is from 1990′s ABC Sitcoms Fetishists….

And the Kool Aid guy for the real fucking weirdos who love fucking mascots and marketing icons for shitty brands….

This post is one of my dumbest…

Posted in:Alexa Vega|Charlotte Ross|Electra Avellan|Holly Roninson Peete|Jessica Alba|Kool AId Guy|Rachel Fox|Verne Troyer