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2011

23

Aug

Rihanna Amazing Body in her Bikini in Fancy France of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rihanna getting drunk and partying alone on a yacht in Saint Tropez a place her uneducated, daughter of a garbage man, thick yet lovely ass, didn’t know existed back before she turned all hollywood….You know, here she is on a boat that she would have only been allowed on back home if she was turning tricks or willing to do this very same dance, naked….on some rich British faces…who like getting away with fucking 14 year olds…before they turn on you, set you up and force a record deal out of you….

The whole thing is inspiring to young girls everywhere…especially if they are poor and have a dream of drinking fine wines and cheeses on yachts in france cuz they are all famous and shit…who cares….she’s in a bikini…and unfortunately looks great cuz I love to hate her and this makes it harder….well not really….but I like looking…despite hating her…making this whole thing confusing…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

23

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Thick Mom Ass of the Day

Here’s one of People’s Most Beautiful People cuz she paid People to name her that, cuz People is some flakey fucking publication filled with more smut than a porn magazine and I’m talking a ridiculously hardcore porn magazine who relies on sucking celebrity dick to get their fabricated exclusvives to feed the white trash that buy into the lies to distract from their shitty lives…

Because there’s no way this thick, fat ass, old, mom of a bitch in her biker pants, is beautiful to anyone….sure worth fucking…maybe even catering to some old stripper whore looking to make some extra bucks to put her kid through college or get botox….or because she’s Jennifer Lopez….
and fucking Jennifer Lopez at any age gives you street cred, just ask Diddy.

But I’ll still post pictures of her in her tight pants….cuz thick ass is always good to stare at….no matter who it belongs to.

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2011

23

Aug

Huffington Post’s Possibly Slutty Daughter of the Day

What a whore. Just like her very rich mother. Just look how she’s brushing her hair out of her face like she just got fucked…or wants to get fuck…or is watiting to take a load on her socialite face….at least that’s what it looks like to me and I tend to be a little too imaginative at times…

Her name is Christina Sophia Huffington, she’s 22. She was raised by her Huggington Post mother who I can assume never paid attention to her cuz she was too busy and involved in her work/giving head to the right people to get this site as big as it is….forcing her to become some attention seeker, with a trust fund, competitive with her momma, only to feed her paid by attending exclusive events, sucking dick to feel love, and maybe throwing herself into acting or anything that makes her the next Paris Hilton….cuz we all know this level of rich gir with a public figure for a parent is the best kind of seriously fucked up….and willing to compensate with drugs and dick….and it may be exciting to watch if things work out the way I think they’re going to for these legs…very exciting times…

Posted in:Huffington Post

2011

23

Aug

Helen Mirren is the Busty Old Lady in Red of the Day

Here is Helen Mirren at the premiere of “The Debt”….because I am a fan of Helen Mirren’s senior citizen tits…cuz every once in a while an old lady comes out of the woodwork and you’re forced to want to have sex with her in order to get in her will and eat her baked goods and pleasure yourself to her sexual experience and gaping dry vagina, only for her to forget an hour later so that you can’t get fired from the old folks home…cuz getting fired for such a beautiful thing that most people find disgusting cuz they are just drones to society and scared to venture into this frowned upon dark places, would make paying off your debts hard….

She’s got great tits, that have seen so much and sure she’s looks better when she’s topless in sex scenes or rocking great tits in a bikini ….so long as you don’t look at her Horrible, Sloppy, Loose, Lower Body ……but this will cater to my fetish that no one in their right mind should have….

On a side note, to make this hot post a little more youthful and erotic to those who can’t jerk off to 90 year olds with huge tits….her name is Jessica Chastain, I’ve never heard of her, and she’s not that youthful at 30, but compared to Helen Mirren, your grandma is youthful so appreciate her red hair that you know she’s got growing out of her pussy….

Here’s Joanna Vanderham ….No idea who she is…a serious unknown but she’s 20…so we’re heading in the right direction….

Here’s Nikki M. James cuz She’s Making an Insane yet Amazing Face I Couldn’t Ignore…….maybe it’s the need I have to have sex with a black chick thanks to Goodtimes re-runs and summer fetishes…or maybe it’s just cuz this bitch is awesome…who knows…

Posted in:Helen Mirren

2011

23

Aug

Vanessa Pudgens Hiding Her Chubby Body of the Day

When I was a little kid in Mexican orphanage, I used to sleep in a similar shirt…it provided the priest with easy access, although it was hardly flattering to my body…no homo.

It is safe to say, that’s exactly why this Vanessa Hudgens, recently fat, child pornographer for attention, only to turn on those giving her attention, but making us all criminals for looking at her nude pics…..because she doesn’t want the world knowing just how pig she’s turned…and the truth is who cares how soft she is, cuz I’ll always have a soft spot for her, as it takes a very special teenager, to take nude pics of herself as a masturbation aide to whoever she happens to be learning her sexuality with…cuz that generally leads to an early twenties pervese, sexually charged, period of experimentation she doesn’t mind sharing with us…unless of course she regrets those younger slut moments and turns prude on us…in which case…just be happy she’s given us what she has, in a time when she looked her best and not in a time when she looks like this…

Here are the pics of her doing nothing important.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

23

Aug

Whitney Port’s Short Shorts Revisited a Second Day of the Day

Turns out these shorts were a good investment for Whitney Port…The paparazzi world is so fucking boring…that they’ve released a couple of new shots from the other day…. only with more direct ass coverage…forcing me to do another post on her short shorts…even though I DID ONE YESTERDAY ….which is more attention than this nobody deserves…proving that as perverts…we’re easy to fucking please…manipulate and get working for you….I’m not proud of revisiting these shorts a day later, for no reason other than perversion, but I’m not really into being proud of myself…I’m usually too fill of shame and humiliation….if you know what I mean…

Here’s 2 days of “press”, not that I’m press and I laughed writing that, over 1 outfit….Awesome and pathetic….Boring and Repetitive…Old news that reminds me I should learn how to blog better one day cuz I suck at this…but my lifestyle reminds me of that everyday already…oh well…

Pics anyway….

Posted in:Whitney Port

2011

23

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

I did some investigative journalism last night and I’ve come to the conclusion that you should never assume a girl’s vagina size and tightness based on her height. I was going to make a documentary about it…but I couldn’t find any participants…

Here’s some other insanity going on in the news…

Serial Rape Suspect Arrested in TN


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Pregnancy fraud gets woman jail time


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Violence erupts at 49ers-Raiders game
The San Francisco 49ers battled the Oakland Raiders while fans battled it out in the stands during the pre-season game.


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Orlando 7-11 robbed
The Orlando Police Department is looking for the public’s assistance in identifying an suspect in the robbery of a 7-11 Food Store on Edgewater Drive.


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Cops: Teacher had sex with student
Police say they have arrested a 28-year-old now-former teacher over a sexual relationship with a teenage student. Dwight Ellick, a former track star and Buccaneer hopeful, was jailed this morning.


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Fans Brawl at Ravens – Chiefs Game
Video of a fight during Thursday’s Ravens-Chiefs preseason game has surfaced online. Video uploaded to YouTube shows several Ravens fans and a Chiefs fan going at it during the game at M&T Bank Stadium.


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Amazing Texas Gas Station Crash Caught on Video
A stunning crash at a Texas gas station is caught on surveillance video.


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Police: Man Planned Fireworks Attack
A Florida man is under arrest after police say he intended to ignite a large amount of fireworks off at the National Mall.


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OH man catching flack for selling soil from serial killer’s home


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CT woman beats teen for looking at her boyfriend


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Study: Bisexual Men Exist – So You Can Stop Feeling Bad About NEeding Dick In Porn…You aren’t pure gay.


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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

23

Aug

Eniko Mihalik Amazing In Lingerie for Chantelle of the Day

I love this model Eniko Mihalik but more importantly I love expensive lingerie. I think it’s because I’ve been face to face with the cheap, ghetto sex store shit so many times, because the caliber whore I recruit to sit on my dick, is one who spends her money on other things, like meth. You know that abrasive, tacky, uncomfortable shit that gives rashes and yeast infections….but this fancy panties seems like it feels so elegant and tastes so luxurious and I can only assume a girl who wears this has a great smelling twat….cuz last time I checked rich whores don’t stink…they have the best spas, waxes, perfume and skin treatments…however rich whores still get herpes…it’s one of those humanizing things that puts them on our level…cuz a scab on a pussy, no matter how expensive the underwear is still fucking gross…just a lot less gross…not that I think herpes is gross…I appreciate the texture it gives a vagina, like a HGTV wall treatment….

I don’t know what I’m talking about. Here are the pics.

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik

2011

23

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

A girl asked me to talk nerdy dirty to her…on FACEBOOK

So I wrote:

i was learning binary code with an asian to get a better grasp of how computers think. All those ones and zeros made me thing of dick in pussy, even though my aspergers has prevented me from ever getting my dick in a pussy, but I got so hard I had to go jerk off to the comic book I had with me and all I had to wipe me off when I was the periodic table of elements.

Boom. I understand nerds so well….

Here’s some Mourning Hangover Links…cuz guess what I’m hungover…

The Dumbest Stuff on Wheels – a Compilation – VIDEO
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The 40 Sexiest Sports Hotties of the Decade
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Free Cam Shows That Will Get Your Motor Running
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Jordan Carver Handbra Gallery
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Drunk Guy VS Robber – VIDEO
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Web Cam Girls From the Web Cam gods
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I’d Like to Be All Over Natalie
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Brunette Preps Herself for Anal
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Alison Brie Gallery Hotness
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If I Hear One More Thing About Kim Kardashian’s Wedding, I Swear to Fucking God
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Here’s a Man Flask for a Man
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Posted in:MHD

2011

22

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Apparently, Alec Baldwin responded to me on twitter.

I’m going mainstream. Are you ready for it? Here are the stepLINKS…..

That’s all I have to say about that….

Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Stomach Hanging Over her Bathing Suit
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Stay Tuned for PETA Porn
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RIP Richard Branson’s Billion Dollar Home
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Ryan Gosling Breaking Up a Fight Cuz He Thinks He’s a Hero…
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Blake Lively No Make-Up in Tights
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Philipino Grandma Reading Viral Video….
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Some Maria Sharapaova Tennis Video
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Web Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Slut on a Slingshot Ride – VIDEO
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Trista’s Bikini is Barely There
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Girl on Girl: Heather Shanholtz and Jessica Vaugn
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The 10 Hottest “SNL” Cast Members
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Whitney Port is Wearing Booty Shorts
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The Only Good Thing to Come Out of Kim Kardashian’s Wedding – VIDEO
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Bar Refaeli Bikini Hotness
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Cam Show Amazingness
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Tied Up in Bed and Machine Fucked
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Sexiest NFL Fans in the Stands
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Tara Reid 34-C’s Is On UK Celebrity Big Brother!
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Did Your City Make the Sluttiest Citie in America List?
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A Little David Hasslehoff Goes a Long Way
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How About Some Pippa Middleton
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Christina Milian Reminds Us She’s Still Around
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Nina Moric Has One Fine Ass
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Dukes of Hazard Jump Fail – VIDEO
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Woman Arrested For Trying To Sell Her 5-Year-Old Son For $2,000
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A Damn Hot Latina With Big Boobs…Nuff Said
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How About a Busty Mechanic – VIDEO
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The Best Of “Shit Porn Peeps Say”
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And a Little More Rihanna
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Mckenzee Miles Pleasures Herself
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Betty White Slaps Shaq – VIDEO
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Hipster Hottie in Mom Shorts
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Ladies Who Attended The 2011 Angel Awards
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Russian Teen Gets Sexy on the Web Cam
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Amy Strips in the Pool
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Victoria Justice in a Sug Bikini
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Hipster Sucker Elbows Another Hipster – VIDEO
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The Best TV Comedies of All Time
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Here’s Some Shitty Music Video Lindsay Lohan Starred In – VIDEO
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Fucking Cunt
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Blue Crush 2 Babe Sasha Jackson Totally Rocks
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Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Bra
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David Hasselhoff is the Gay Matrix
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Christina Milian Reminds Us Her Nipples Are Still Alive And Well.
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How To Get A Girl From The Couch To The Bed
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Bar Rafaeli Helps The Greek Economy
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SOME SMUT

Upskirt…..VIDEO
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Girlfriend PORN
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Full Length Video of a Girl Becoming a Whore….
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NUDE BEACH GIRLS
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Some GF Revenge Cuz Ex Girlfriends are Usually the Devil Who Deserve Revenge After Raping Your Heart and Making You Unable to Ever Love or Trust Again….I’m not bitter.
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HUGE AMAZING HUGE TITS
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Web Cam SLUTS Being SLUTS on Web Cam…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

22

Aug

Rihanna’s Shitty Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day




Rihanna’s been trying to keep it as Caribbean as she knows how by rocking her Bob Marley shirt so that we know all she’s legit, you know an authentic islander who can’t relate to the people in the islands since she left at a young age and turned all rich and hollywood, in fact they all hate her, even though that’s all she had going for her…and luckily I’m digging her hustle, even in her one peice bathing suit in the south of france cuz she’s all fancy and shit….pictures you can only see by clicking the link below cuz I don’t have the rights to them cuz I suck at being a legit business…


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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

22

Aug

Lara Marsden is Brad Pitt’s World War Z Sexual Assistant of the Day

The word on the internet is that Lara Marsden is Brad Pitt’s personal assitant who he may or may not be fucking cuz actors may or may not fuck whoever they want as their relationships are actual fronts for their self absorded asshole behavior….

I pulled up her MYSPACE and grabbed this pic, but assume that since it is myspace, these pics are from 4 years ago….and that’s ok….cuz it just means she’s more damaged, dirtier in bed, and loving every second of being ordered around by Brad Pitt…

Scandal I don’t care about, tits I don’t mind….Brad Pitt is Brad Pitt and he’s got it made, whether it is all marketing or not, and if I was Brad Pitt, I wouldn’t be fucking this assistant, because I’d be dead from aids or a drug overdose long ago, you know right after my first acting job, cuz I’d fuck every single pussy that threw itself at me while spending my first million……..

What I’m trying to say is Angelina Jole is old and has a mom pussy and sometimes dudes need a tight young pussy to remind them what bein a man is all about….

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Posted in:Brad Pitt

2011

22

Aug

Pippa Middleton’s Vagina in the Wind of the Day

I guess this is a tribute to her sister’s late mother in law…you know that recycled Elton John song he re-worked for her, cuz he figured she didn’t deserve the energy or time spent on writing a new song, I mean since she was just a lowly ex Princess with an Arab lover who was likely killed off by some secret society and not the paparazzi, because she couldn’t be associated with the most powerful family….

So she’s doing her “Vagina in the Wind” rendition of the song, through interpretive performing artist dance, or some shit that is classy no matter how you look at it, even if she’s from a line of middle class gold diggers….she’s all fancy now…and this vagina in the wind is like diamond engrusted and gold…She’s amazing….even if her leg has shit stains on it….I’d love to watch her crown…like she was her sister…cuz she’s the accessible one with all the feelings of inadequacies and daddy issues I want on my face….

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

22

Aug

Josie Stevens at Some Vegas Trash Awards of the Day

This bitch is representative of everything that is wrong with America….

The leopard print hair extensions was a great touch to this clown faced plastic twat who do this to themselves cuz they go over the top in what they think idiots may find hot….cuz they have no fucking clue what people actually find hot….this is like if Pam Anderson and Anna Nicole and Shauna Sand and every trashy stripper, hooker who thinks this is hot but can only afford shitty doctors had a baby then put on steroids….

Vegas is trash….so Josie fits right in and I can’t get over the fact she exists…I didn’t think people like this actually existed…it is like she came out of my imagination as the embodiment of something I use to define people like this…If you know what I mean…

Posted in:Josie Stevens

2011

22

Aug

Rihanna’s Vagina Science Experiment of the Day

Rihanna’s rocking out, slutting hard, in concert wearing some really tight, shorts that likely don’t breate, and probably breed infections, bacteria, and new strains of diseases, all things you’d expect Rihanna’s vagina to have, thanks to years of whoring herself to get to this point of world dominance in the entertainment world…cuz I know that with her level of talent…there’s no reason she’s doing anything but working as a back-up dancer in a Barbados resort weekly entertainment…and I know that to get from Barbados to this…takes a whole lot of slut muscle hustle….

Her thickness could be hot to some, not really that great to me, cuz I think she’s played out, irritating, a snake who makes her man hit her only to get him locked up, but when you dress and move like this, I’ll still watch…I’m a pervert.


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Posted in:Rihanna