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2011

01

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spanx Really Worked of the Day

Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space…

What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

01

Jul

Emma Stone Sucking Spoons Like a Slut of the Day

Emma Stone is the new Lohan. Which isn’t saying all that much because Lohan is a pile of shit of a person…with everything wrong with her, all tormented and haggard both personally and professionally…except for her awesome tear drop shaped fake tits….which are fantastic….but it ist to say her legs are awesome and thin and I like watching her suck on a spoon like a dirty little whore….

I’m a fan of this 22 year old box and all the work she’s been getting…but I just hope her rise to the top involves a lot of nude scenes, sex tapes, pussy flashes, a lot of bikini pics, and some tities….cuz it won’t be fair to us if her PR people play her up to be all wholesome and shit…cuz wholesome and shit is boring…even when it is in staged paparazzi bikini pics..or spoon sucking pics….Hollywood needs a whore…fingers crossed she’s the one…

Posted in:Emma Stone

2011

01

Jul

Pierce Brosnan’s Wife Must Have Some Serious Dirt on Him of the Day

When I first saw these pics, I thought dude was filming a scene from an upcoming comedy and I thought to myself “It’s amazing what a motherfucker will do for his craft/millions of dollars”…but then I read on and remembered this is his wife and I’ve posted of her in her bikini a few years ago….and even then I couldn’t grasp what someone with his kind of money would be doing this…but more importantly how anyone could fuck this…but actors are all fucking weird…so this is just his fetish…like that dude choking out himself in women’s panties while masturbating….or maybe she’s got some serious dirt on the motherfucker and this is some bribing shit and what it comes down to is that fat girls are made for one night stands when you’re out of town so no one can find out and she’s the last one in the bar waiting to get fucked…not to love…and really who really fucking cares…

Posted in:Pierce Bonsnan

2011

01

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Inbred Ass Leaving the Gym of the Day

Kristen Stewart is all hype….

She is such a hard dyke looking bitch who irritates the fuck out of me….mainly cuz I can tell she thinks she’s this big, dark, cerebral deal….but I am pretty sure was molested by her trailer trash alcoholic father…which should be the real reason why people are into her…cuz molested girls…provided they don’t turn penis hating lesbian…have a lot of experience sucking dick…you know cuz they started at a young age…like any prodigy or pro athlete it takes years and years of experience….not to mention an open mind…something someone who fucks there father always has…cuz anything that involves not fucking her father…from anal to orgies seems tame…

But that’s all just speculation…maybe she just looks like the raped by her dad type…

And here is her overrated ass in jeans leaving the gym…even though everyone knows the trailer park diet is always meth….

I prefer her in a See Through White Bikini …..

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2011

01

Jul

Miss July 2011 Not Naked of the Day

Jessa Lynn Hinton is some Playboy chick…and all Playboy chicks look the same kind of stripper trash with fake tits and I can’t help but hate the shit…cuz it’s played out and too 1990s…if I needed a fake blonde, with fake tits, with an average at best horse looking face, thanks to the fake lips, I’d just go to my local stripclub and pay 10 dollars a song, and if I’m really into it, I’ll throw her an extra 50 to suck my fucking dick….making gawking at nudes of this bitch, or any bitch Playboy has recruited the last decade, pretty fucking pathetic….They need to go back to their roots and get high profile bitches you’d never see naked, naked…and for the centerfolds, just mix it up a bit, cuz I may have never seen this bitch naked before, but I feel like I already have and that doesn’t sell magazines….

All this to say, I should be a marketing exec at Playboy….but I’m too busy trying to make out her vagina definition in her jeans…

Posted in:Jessa Lynn Hinton

2011

01

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass from the Side of the Day

This thing is ridiculous….I don’t even see how anyone can take it seriously anymore…I mean it’s almost a joke of a fat ass…you know a Parody of one…making fun of fat asses…so round and awkward looking that I don’t think you could keep a straight face…even when fucking it…I mean…there is no way this is a lazy, sloppy, dumpy ass that is strapped up to look like a shelf…. that at 20 was an ass that had appeal…it was like look at that thing…I want it in my mouth…before all the black dudes beat me to it…which they did….and now it’s just pushing middle-aged and the rest of her fatness is catching up with her…leading me to think this ass is just stunting…I think it is time for nude pics to prove me wrong…cuz until then her ass is just mocking me…in it’s largeness…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

01

Jul

Mythbuster Tits of the Day

I don’t know where the video is…mainly cuz I was too lazy to find it….but these are some tits in a t-shirt on some 40 year old mom named Kari Byron from the show Mythbusters that I am posting because I assume her demographic of nerdy awkward kids are what make up the readership of this fine establishment…you know the kind of virgin who sees a set of tits in a t-shirt from his favorite show myth busters that he only watches cuz he has a fantasy marriage with the scientist in the shit as he assumes they have so much in common cuz she talks his socially awkward talk…or at least thinks she does…

Either way, here’s the classic pulling her elbows back to show her tit hustle…you know like lifting her hands over her head….Enjoy…

Here’s a creepy fan video of hers to really understand who her fan base is….

Posted in:Kari Byron

2011

01

Jul

Idiotic Planking Video of the Day

Planking is taking over….I knew it was a trend a few months ago…but I didn’t think it was actually going to go mainstream…I mean I see the shit in facebook albums…in wedding photos….I see the shit when I decide to leave my house cuz the world’s not all that scary and I even found myself explaining to a group of people what planking was last night…cuz they had never heard of it..they didn’t quite get the point of it…I tried to tell them if the right girl girls in the planking position in a skirt she’s easier to rape…but that still wasn’t a selling point…we cam across this video and I think it sums up planking pretty nice…cuz it’s just fucking stupid…unless you fall off a bridge doing it…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

01

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

Her name is JoannaOJ and she’s some skinny, hippie looking lady with long unkempt hair that’s hasn’t been cut in decades and full on hippie bush, that at her age isn’t considered hipster or fashionista or cool, but instead just natural…She says she’s 90…but i’m thinking she’s mid 40s…..

Now she’s not conventionally the hottest dime you’d want to watch on webcam, because she’s older and not necessarily all that text book hot by my standards of only liking bitches between the ages of 18-25, but she’s not fat, and there’s just something magical to me about seeing a mom with a pretty decent body, turning to the internet to get 1000s of people watching her get off…at any age….it’s one of these “I want to see every woman in the world’s vagina”…from soccer mom to the walmart clerk…to a 50 year old ex hippie in the mountains who likes cumming..and the greatest thing about the whole thing, is that you could tell her experience….she’s done this before….but that could just be the old school Pepsi bottle she inserted talking……seriously this is some Etsy homemade hipster sex toy shit….

Here are some of the top comments:

after licking that asshole deeply, i will insert one finger.

Feel My Dick Knocking the Clit

I hope you like young boys with big cocks cuz I really want to drill you…


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