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2011

19

May

Some Pippa Middleton Ass in Jeans of the Day

Here is the Queen in training’s sister’s ass in Denim, because thanks to her sister’s vagina engulfing Royal cock and locking it down in marriage cuz the Queen decided the Royal Family needed to connect with common folk, that’s made her sister, this Pippa chick an object of the paparazzi’s lens, and the good news is that she’s not bound by any contract to behave, and as her jealousy gets worse and worse, so will her behavior. THis is the start.

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2011

19

May

Some Bitch Named Josie Goldberg in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who this pig is, but I know she’s a fucking pig who has no fucking shame and doesn’t seem to be humilated by the idea of being in a bikini, even though she fucking should be, you know cuz she’s built like a sloppy sack of shit….Her name is Josie Goldberg…Look her up if you compelled to understand whatever the fuck is going on behind the scenes that are these pictures….

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2011

19

May

Vanessa Hudgens and Brooklyn Decker Together of the Day

Here are what must be some pregnant pics of Brooklyn Decker, you know now that she got the SI cover undeservingly cuz she looks like she has Downs Syndrome, but has a husband who is a serious athlete who knows all the powerful people who make those decisions at Sports Illustrated….but Downs Syndrome or not, she’s got fat tits, and fat tits or not, she’s got the weirdest fucking fashion accesory that’s in the form of Vanessa Hudgens, I guess she’s living the dream and gets everything she wants, even ex Disney stars with an underage self shot nude pics affinity….

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

19

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Drinking all day really fucked me up. I ended up losing track of pretty much everything and passing out the last 6 hours, but here I am now, and I figured I’ll still post the shit I had lined up, cuz why the fuck now, I got nothing better to do, but start drinking, but I can wait a couple hours for that, and the good news is that at least I’m not Ashley Tisdale, you know an ugly bitch who thinks she’s hot, delusional thanks to positive reinforcement, at least I know what I am, and that’s a pervert, deadbeat drunk, who watches his friends fuck hookers that smell like shit….Or something similar.

Either way, here’s her asymmetrical experimental looking face….

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2011

19

May

Lady Gaga Trying to Relate to her Losers of the Day

This is hilarious. I assume this is a funny or die clip. Or maybe it’s some bullshit to make the losers, outcasts and awkward people she brainwashes/markets to feel like they can relate to her, and who knows maybe she was thrown into a garbage as a teen, I just know those bullies should have actually offed her, they would have been heros, I guess you never know where the loser you tease and humilate is gonna end up, that’s why it’s best to lead them to suicide or some shit..

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2011

19

May

Candy from Two and a Half Men in a Bikini of the DAy

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It amazes me that someone like Charlie Sheen, who had the celebrity and power to fuck whoever he wanted, especially, hot bottom feeding talent who was on his show, chose to go after these gutter, trashy, hooking porn chicks, but then again, I feel I bring enough damage, baggage and issues to any relationship on any level, so I prefer getting down with people who are normal, respectable, trying to launch legit careers, cuz despite knowing all girls are sluts, I prefer the ones who are a little more selective in their slutting….there’s less AIDS that way….

Either way, here’s a girl he shoulda fucked instead of Bree Olson, who he could have trained to be a Bree Olson, cuz she’d be winning to do anything for her career, but instead he just went for Bree Olson, cuz you can’t fall in love with a Bree Olson, you can just treat her like dirt and have amazing sex with her, without all the talking….OH, I get it now…that’s why he doesn’t want actual hot chicks you’d want to eat out…they take work and have needs like little entitled princesses…It all makes sense…what was I thinking..

Not that this April chick is all that great, but she’s bottom feeding half naked for Maxim, holding onto a dream, and that could have been very advantageous.

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2011

19

May

Ali Larter Celebrating Having Tits of the Day

Ali Larter was always a SMALL TITTY BITCH WHO WISHED SHE HAD BIG TITTIES kind of girl. She’d put them on display like they did WEREN’T THE SMALLEST FUCKING TITS EVER ….not that I have an issue with small tits, I actually love them….but most girls with small tits feel inadequate and do all they can to live like they don’t have small tits, so Ali Larter got pregnant and used that pregnancy as an excuse to really live and experience big tits, and possible sneak some implants, so that she’ll never go back the monster she once was, or maybe she’s just milk filled, and either way, it’s a good look that I can tell she’s happy about…no more padded push up bras to still look flat chested for her…at least not for a while…

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

19

May

Wal-Mart: The Rap Song of the Day

I’m the kind of guy who goes to Walmart to watch fat white girls with their black babies, who are clearly from different fathers, buying there supplies. I usually hang out in the underwear department, originally trying to figure out who buys bras those size…..then eventually realizing I liked the shit……so it’s only natural for me to keep things poor and gutter and smart shopper by posting this video of a girl shaking her ass trying on panties in the panty section. Genius.

Posted in:viral

2011

19

May

Lars Von Trier Does The Nazi Hustle for Attention of the Day

Maybe it’s a language barrier and a big misunderstanding…but the dude says he understands the man that is Hitler. He says he wanted to be a jew, then he said he found out he was a Nazi, and took pleasure in that…while Kirsten Dunst giggles like an idiot as he says the Israeli’s are a pain in the ass. I don’t even know who this guy is….but he’s clearly is an idiot who dug a hole that he won’t get out of, as Dunst giggles cuz she loves Nazis, but knows it will damage her career if she doesn’t hold it in…

All this to say, what a disaster, but now motherfucker’s a household name…so maybe it was strategic….or maybe people are too sensitive about Nazi jokes, you know cuz their families and grandparents were wiped out by the Nazis and as a pretty offensive motherfucker who can’t get offended ever cuz I hate the world and everything in it, I think it’s safe to say, this dude’s a fucking idiot.

Saying you sympathize and understand Hitler when having never met Hitler is a cry for attention and confidence in his artistry that he won’t ge blacklisted that is the equivalent of a teen girl from Disney releasing a sex tape…only not as fun to watch.

I hope this ruins him and Kirsten Dunst…but only cuz I want her on the sex tape circuit instead of on the panel in Cannes doing this shit.

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