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2011

26

May

Alessandra Ambrosio in Small Shorts of the Day

Unlike Lindsay Lohan with her house arrest bullshit, I’m allowed to leave my house, and I do sometimes, even though I don’t really have to or have the energy to, or really know what to do when I’m out there other than drink and stare at girls….which I guess is all I really need to do to have a full, exciting and satisfying life…and the good news is that every year girls’s shorts get shorter and tighter and hotter even if they bitch in them is dumpy and just overly comfortable with the fact that she’s dumpy thanks to parents over-praising her…so now when I leave my house…I can’t go without seeing some slut showing off shorts and that is a good thing and in person slut is better than in picture slut but no short tight short should go unnoticed….so here is some Alessandra Ambrosio in what may be the best shorts of the day….but I haven’t left the house yet..if you can even call this a house…so I can’t be too sure.

I don’t have the rights to the pics – but I do have this video of a chick named Alessandra Belly dancing…..


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2011

26

May

Shark Night 3D is the Stupid Movie of the Day

I love shitty movies, mainly because of all the hot chicks getting naked cuz they think this is their big break since moving to LA has been nothing but rejection after rejection, but it still always amazes me that these fucking movies get made, when my idea for a movie about my life as a blogger like the social network meets a crackhouse meets a ghetto stripclub meets a divebar phenomenon that would change the thread on the fabric of the nation…but once that bitterness subsides…I move on an appreciate the shit that this Shark Night 3D is….cuz girls in bikini dying stupid deathes and getting topless really works for me.

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2011

26

May

Kate Upton Milking a Fake Cow for Money of the Day

The irony of this Kate Upton milking a cow is almost bittersweet….or maybe this isn’t irony but instead a self fullfilling prophecy….I’m not good with words or theories or concepts or much but I am good wih predicting whether a fat titty 18 year old is going to end up fat or not…because I know when the tits are too big to make sense they usually don’t make sense until the bitch turns 25 and her ass and stomach catch up to her…mark my words…appreciate her tits while they aren’t competing with the rest of her…cuz they are spectacular for now…but I know how this works and you’re not gonna trust me but you should.

So here’s Kate “Fat in Training, It always starts in the tits” Upton – milking cow.

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2011

26

May

Pippa Middleton Stalking Continues of the Day

Pippa Middleton isn’t my girlfriend, but I do like to imagine her smearing her feelings of inadequacy and disspaointment in herself, coupled with her daddy issues and jealousy of her sister, all over my dick.

I love that she’s being followed around like she matters, and I’m pretty sure she loves it to, if anything, I’m sure she staged this shit, cuz let’s face it, she deserver her glory too, sure she’s never gonna be queen like her sister, but she’ll leave a legacy, hopefully all over my dick….or on a dick that causes a scandal on video…

Keep up the good work pippa.

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2011

26

May

Shauna Sand’s Class Girls Night Out of the Day

For some reason I think this night ended up in a hotel room that smelled of death, decay, fish and afterbirth.

If you’ve ever seen Shauna Sands pussy get fucked , you’ll know that I’m right.

She’s a bottom feeding, dying for attention, mom of 3, who just last year finally got into porn, after decades of vaginal abuse, and we should embrace that, cuz it’s better than seeing girls get out of porn and addiction to become Christians, I like a slow and gradual fall into the gutter.

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2011

26

May

Halle Berry Shows Off Her Mom Belly of the Day

What a whore….showing off her stomach like she’s not a mother…winning Oscars pretending she’s a black woman, when really she was raised white and is whiter than the fat white woman down the street with 6 black babies who yelled at me while drunk yesterday, living all fancy and designer and using all those big words in some kind of scam to make the white people think they are dealing with ethnicity, when really they just dealing with a tan…but the good news is I’d still fuck her and so would you…

Halle Berry
Halle Berry Shows Off Her Mom Belly of the Day

What a whore….showing off her stomach like she’s not a mother…winning Oscars pretending she’s a black woman, when really she was raised white and is whiter than the fat white woman down the street with 6 black babies who yelled at me while drunk yesterday, living all fancy and designer and using all those big words in some kind of scam to make the white people think they are dealing with ethnicity, when really they just dealing with a tan…but the good news is I’d still fuck her and so would you…

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2011

26

May

Fergie Tits in Yellow of the Day

I’m down with Fergie. Either she got Hair Implants, started taking hormone therapy, started getting Botox that left her dainty and lovely, or maybe she’s just wearing a push up bra, but whatever it is that she’s doing differently, is working out amazing for me, cuz you know ever since I gave her my business card two years ago, everything she does is for me, she just doesnt advertise it.

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2011

26

May

Katie Price Keeps Things Classy of the Day

Katie Price hasn’t suffocated on her own tits yet and is apparently still trashing out in public like she matters, or like she’s important, or like she doesn’t produce retarded babies, or like she isn’t old, tired, fatter and boring without her gay husband, and people only know who she is cuz we were trying to make sense of her ridiculous implants but more importantly make sense of how they made her all that money. Is man really that easy to please? I guess so.

Either way, what a trashcan of a person…

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2011

26

May

Kristin Cavallari Cameltoe Bikini Pictures of the Day

What do you do when no one wants you and no one cares about you? At least not the people you want to have care for you, you know like people who can offer you a job that doesn’t involve you stripping. You wipe off those tears of failure, you need to be resiliant and get into a bikini tha you jack it up into your into your vagina, that is not nearly as useless as you, and you stage a photoshoot hoping people post about it, hoping it reminds people you are still here, hoping it will turn your bullshit MTV career around….even though the world has rejected you….

Also known as my favorite time in a has been reality TV star’s career.


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