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2011

27

Jun

Fat Jennifer Love Titties Visit her Mom of the Day

I call this set of pics “A Bitch trying to tap into what made her famous, 20 years too late”….She’s all showing off her tits, when her tits aren’t that great to be shown off, you see cuz she was liked for one simple reason, she had big tits on a small frame, and big tits always lose their appeal, when the small frame catches up with the big tits. Not very impressive, if you know what I mean….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

27

Jun

Staring at Beyonce’s Crotch May Make You Gay of the Day

Beyonce performed at Glastonbury. The performance brought out 80,000 people and as a direct result of staring directly at her vagina in a leotard like she was Gaga/Rihanna/Britney/Katy Perry, 90 percent of those who weren’t already gay, are now gay…..True Story…

Posted in:Beyonce

2011

27

Jun

Avril Lavigne is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

Avril Lavigne’s been in a bikini in the south of France all week, and I already posted some of the pics, cuz I was amazed at how teenaged her divorcee ass looks, I guess that’s what happens when you don’t get knocked up and you get married at 12. Her body, pretty much justified all those years of me laughing at her for dressing like a 14 year old, angry suburban teen into watching the skateboarding dudes pretend they are jackass…cuz that’s what suburban kids do…sure her Shania Twain style music never really justified her suburban, middle class kid, who gets a lift in the Volvo station wagon to soccer practice, despite her hardcore green dyed streak and the number of Blink 182 posters on her wall….but who cares…her ass followed in the same steps as her style and I guess that just makes her legit….

What’s not legit is how her ex-husband, the clown, circus, suburban middle class punk who isn’t really a punk, but a midget elf coming to steal your soul through bad one hit wonder shit, is on the boat with her…cuz I guess you can’t break down the bond that is Canadian….or maybe his girlie emo, hilariously dressed ass just weasled his way into her vagina again….cuz that’s what people do when they have the bond of marriage as a levarging argument.

Who fuckign cares about these idiot suburban bullshit scam artists…she’s half naked…that’s what matters…that’s always what matters…


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Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2011

27

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood Twitter Bikini Pics of the DAy

The nice thing about Sara Jean Underwood is that she is a great example to young girls everywhere on how to get famous…You show your hot bald pussy in playboy when you are hot and young and you can play it off as being stupid….only to leverage that success to dating Ryan Seacrest/ being his front, who teaches you everything there is about hosting, while getting you out there to the world in the media, cuz no one really remembers a Playboy cyber girl, they all kind of fade away and disappear and even if they don’t, the fact that they were playboy is an after thought…..leading her to G4TV, replacing Olivia Munn, and now posting pics of herself on twitter, fake Playboy whore tits and all, and people are getting excited, even though a little google will get you pics of her hot bald pussy …..

She teaches us where you have the body, use it, even if you want a legit career, get naked when you’re 20, use it to meet people, then stop posing naked, cuz after 10 years, people wont even remember you did the shit, cuz you’ll be all secure in your profession and on your private fucking jet…

If you’re a hot chick, use your body to get ahead, being a hot chick working for 30k a year, means you failed.

Sara Jean gets that….So wise for such a young set of fake tits on a hot annoying ass….

Here are those twit pics…the good news is that she’s still a whore…drinking on a boat cuz she be Ryan Dunn doin’ it…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2011

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The morning hangover dump is usually easier to write about when I actually leave my house…you know cuz I get to see hot bitches doing random things while being hot…or other idiotic drunken adventures go down…but for some reason I put myself in lockdown and the only exciting thing that happened was a bitch put a pic of her tits in a bra on my Facebook page, and that reminded me, my life is pathetic, but I wouldn’t mind if this stirred up some competition and all the girls on my facebook started a best bra contest cuz it’d probably make things a little better…cuz tits are the cure of all things…except AIDS, Cancer, and really most other diseases….but they are still fun to look at….are you with me on this?

Horny Dogs Need Love Too – VIDEO
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Finding the Next 20 Great Sports Hotties
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Sexy Cam Shows to Helo You Start Your Week Off Right
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Freida Pinto’s Hottest Pics
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Avril Lavigne Wire a Bikini
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Bikini Slut Faceplant Fail – VIDEO
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Jolina Wants to Be Your Naughty Teacher
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Two Sluts Against One Isn’t Fair
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Sluts Who Strip Down Without Being Told Twice
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The TSA Would Strip You Down and Gang Rape You If They Had Their Way
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Amazing Flask I Drink From
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Posted in:MHD

2011

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

If a blogger makes a blog post that no one reads is he actually a blogger?!

Wow….but not as much of a wow as I wish the girl I just watched getting fingered at the gas station…..

I need strippers and I need them now….and not discount ones who use a lamp as their pole…

So here are the stepLINKS while I got on an adventure…

PS – I Know Columbo is Dead – and I don’t care…

Little Black Girl On Video Talking To Her Dad About Him Fucking Her Mom
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Better Aguilera in Tights Ass and Pussy Toe
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The Jokes Write Themselves: Fire At Courtney Love’s House
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The Rock Does Splash Mountain
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Hooker Jayde Nicole Launches a Workout DVD with her White Trash Implants she got as a Teen to Land Her in Playboy….
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Someone Tried to Kill Justina Bieber Kinda
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Web Cam Sluts, Right Here
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Trampoline Fail – VIDEO
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Petra Nemcova’s Best “Sports Illustrated” Bikini Shots
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Liz Hurley Hotness
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Kelly Brooke’s Body is Looking Bangin
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Free Cam Shows You Will Love
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Brunette Gets Her Rocks Off
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100 Sexiest Sports Babes of All Time
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Avril Lavigne Bikini Butt Crack
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7-11 Hit and Run WTF – VIDEO
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Some Madonna Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Miley Cyrus Rushed By Fan During Melbourne Concert (VIDEO)
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Kirstie Alley Shows Off Her Flesh…Her Sagging Flesh
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Katy Perry is Talking About Her Tits Again
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Worthless Sport of the Day – Hyper Ping Pong
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Jennifer Aniston Deserves to Be on Inside the Actors Studio as Much as I Do
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She’s Shaking Her Ass – VIDEO
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Check Out Jolina’s Ass
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Happy Birthday Solange: 5 Reasons Beyonce’s Sister Is Just As Hot
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Gotta Love a Hot Blonde With a Tight Body
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Some Plus Sized Italian Models That Are Totally Bangable
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And More Jennifer Aniston
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She Gets Herself Off with a Silver Bullet
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Tom Hanks Does the Weather on Univision’s “Despierta America”
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Hipster Hottie By the River
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Heidi Klum is Still as Hot as Ever
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Another 5 Minute Talent Show – VIDEO
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Christina Has Pierced Nipples
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Tiffani Thiessen is Still Bangable
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Check Out Stacey’s Hot Body
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Jennifer Lopez’s Son Took a $6,000 Dump
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Hilary Duff, Just Cause
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I’m loving this Dude’s Sexual Dilema
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Fan Attacks Miley On Stage
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Girl ON Scooter FAIL
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Elizabeth Berkley Shows Off Her Chunky Ass In A Bikini
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Christina Aguilera Her Camel Toe Will Both Amaze And Disgust
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How Insecure Is Kim Kardashian?
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Jesery Shore Cast To Be Replaced
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

24

Jun

Katy Perry Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I saw these pictures the other day and was waiting for someone to post them so that I could put them on the site, see cuz I’m not allowed to post the pics, and the paparazzi get real mad when you post their shit without paying them, cuz that bites into their snake business.

You may be asking yourself why I was so eager to get these pictures to you and the answer is simple, Katy Perry is the devil and plays devil music that is forced on me every fucking day…..I can’t do anything without hearing it…and I figured…if we’re gonna be collectively raped by her voice, we might as well have pics of her big tits, also known as the only thing she has going for her physcially, in a bikini top to soften the horrible blow her money making is…

Seriously, if I was to force feed the world my smut without asking their permission to make millions of dollars, you’d hate me too. It’s on some dictatorship or communist leader shit that is masked in money making off you….and you think you’re free…idiots…

Either way, these pics is good cuz she’s hiding her cankles….

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Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

24

Jun

Christina Aguilera’s Ridiculous Mom Pussy Eating a Pair of Leggings of the Day

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I don’t have the rights to post the pictures, but I do have the rights to link to them, and they are fucking ridiculous….

I mean she might as well not bother wearing pants at this point and just paint herself black so that it looks like she’s wearing pants as to not get arrested, cuz at this level of cameltoe, I can practically see her fat chick mom clit…

I guess this is a prime example of a girl who gained weight not admitting she’s no longer a size small, by squeezing into a size small, cuz no one wants to admit they are extra large, even when showing the world that their vagina is…..

At this point it’s not even a cameltoe, but a camel leg…


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Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

24

Jun

Ali Larter Showing Off Her Implants/Mom Tits of the Day

I know tits, and I can tell you that there is a huge percentage change that Ali Larter is rocking an implant, you know that she took advantage of having a baby, to sneak a titty into her bra without anyone noticing so they’d all assume she just got bust with the hormone changes….that sick woman…using an innocent birth of a child to give her a set of tits she always wished she had, especially in the superficial acting world she’s in, and I bet she blamed being flat chested at least once for not getting an acting gig, cuz all insecure flat chested chicks blame flat chested for their short comings….and what it comes down to is ….l look at her now…showing off tit like she always had it….and luckily that works for me….even though I hate implants…but this is some higher level psychological shit….and I love it….

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