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2011

20

Jan

Irene Lopez is Banging Macaulay Culkin of the Day

I read that Macaulay Culkin was seen out at a sex club with some pornstar named Irene Lopez.

My first thought was who fucking cares who Culkin is fucking. Seriously. Dude hasn’t done a movie in years, the one movie he did do, he played an annoying queer who for some reason influenced all the local loser party kid….dude’s just living off the stupid money he made as a kid who got fucked by Michael Jackson….and the only reason his name came up is that I was into seeing Mila Kunis naked…..who he may be staging these pics to piss off… but who cares about their bullshit personal issues…cuz my second thought was find videos of his porn bitch naked and getting fucked….

Posted in:Irene Lopez

2011

20

Jan

Top Inked Pornstars of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, why the fuck would I care to see pornstars not getting fucked in video, at least that’s what I’m thinking…and for the most part I don’t even like watching pornstars fucking in video and prefer the pussy I watch get down to be amateur…I generally hate that pornstars are famous, I find them average looking at best, their troubled pasts can be grounds of almost being hot, but you can find dysfunctional bitches everywhere…..like at any city bus station….

Either way, INKED, a tattoo magazine, did a feature on Teagan Presley, Tori Lux, Akira Raine, Daisy Marie, Krysta Kaos and Juelz Ventura, whose names really don’t matter, and yes they forgot Belladonna, but I figured I’d put it out there, even though I hate girls with tattoos, find tattos kinda lame in general but more importantly, despise real pornstars, because you don’t and I work for you…

Not to mention these gutter sluts actually look kinda hot when you get a decent photographer, lighting, make-up, etc. Enjoy.


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Posted in:Inked|Pornstars

2011

20

Jan

Ellen von Unwerth and Kate Upton Hot for Guess of the Day

Here are some pictures of a couple hot models in the latest Guess campaign. For those of you who don’t give a fuck, Guess is the company that made Anna Nicole Smith an actual model, something that I still question but can’t guess the reason why…but now these girls have a lot to live up to if they want to be remembered for their work with Guees and by live up to I guess I mean dying by 40 after they a decade doing a lot of eating while humilating themselves on reality TV before developing a pill addiction that will ultimately kill them…..

What it comes down to is that Guess should be paying me in more than just hot bitches in erotic pictures…I’m talking cold hard cash for this free exposure on my site that reaches millions of people who will never shop at Guess….

Here is a hotter set of pics of Kate Upton for Guess Accessories….

Posted in:Ellen von Unwerth|Kate Upton

2011

20

Jan

Megan Fox Prison Tats in Underwear of the Day

Megan Fox has already posed in her underwear for Armani but apparently she’s doing it again….

I can’t really tell if this pic is old or ner and I don’t really document Megan Fox in her lingerie intentionally or carefully enough to remember anything I’ve ever posted about her, but I figure you won’t be complaining with any Megan Fox lingerie pics, cuz you are a pervert and have trouble getting over people even when they get married, retire from their shitty acting career, and fade into obscurity…It’s that type of commitment that will land you in prison when a girl you like wrongfully labels your passion as stalking…forcing you to teach her what crazy really is…some people just never learn…and it’ll be a great opportunity to stock up on Megan Fox tattoos…..cuz you’re that motivated of a fan…..

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

20

Jan

Marisa Miller Showing Off her Workout of the Day

Marisa Miller did Shape magazine, because she’s a fantastic shape even if she has fake tits, which I fucking hate….

I also hate that she looks like a 40 year old french stripper with no lips and a hard face…..ready to chain smoke and give a lap dance for 8 dollars a song, even though the other girls charge 10 dollars a song…She’s a smar t marketer like that…..but I’m just being an asshole…because a body as fit as this is something worth staring at……

She’s peddling a line of signature surfboards and her interview made me hate her, but you’ll be down with her All-American marketing strategy…cuz that’s just the person you are….and I’ll just remain the person staring at the amazingly tight shit….

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2011

20

Jan

Jessica Stroup Covered Up in a Bikini of the Day

Here is some 90210 trash not remembering that she’s on some bottom feeding show that will eventually be cancelled leaving her and and her gang of rejects who think they are hotter and more important than they are thanks to all the attention they get and the money in their bank accounts out of work….cuz if she remembered that obvious fact that she’s got a seriously fleeting career she’d be fucking diddling herself in her bikini for the paparazzi and not covering her shit up..all to stay relevant….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Jessica Stroup

2011

20

Jan

Zoe Kravitz Hard Nipple of the Day

Here is some Zoe Kravitz nipple. I am only posting it because I resent her for blocking me on TWITTER killing all chances of me fucking her up her cunt asshole.

I am also posting it because her mom, Lisa Bonet, was the first negro woman I jerked off to, back in the Cosby days….she was like the gateway negro woman cuz her skin was pretty light skinned….

Not that it matters…

Posted in:Zoe Kravitz

2011

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day


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My wife found my website today. It’s been 6 years of hiding it from her. See she’s half retarded and can’t use a computer so it was easy. Whenever she’d bug me about what I was doing, I’d call her a worthless cunt and send her to the kitchen to eat donuts, or whatever we had lying around. I don’t know how it came up, or who ratted me out, but apparently she’s been reading it all week and she’s not impressed….

I am hoping it ends in divorce.

Wish me luck!!


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Jenna Bentley’s Big Fake Tit
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This is my favorite fucking site of all time….Free real life girls giving webcam shows….Seriously….Hours of Fun
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I Love Amateur Pussy….Especially When It’s Fucking for Money….
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Because You Need Something To Get You Through The Rest of the Week (NSFW)
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Jenna Bentley’s Massive Sideboob Shots
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Megan Fox’s Best Tit Shot
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Robert De Nerio is Amazing and Did a Great Job Callin Out the Idiots of the Golden Globes – VIDEO
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Drunk Nerdy Girl Get Fingered (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Holly Madison Met Her Boyfriend on Twitter
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Full Body Orgasm WTF (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Get Your Pleasure On (NSFW)
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Sexy Athletes VS Wives and Girlfriends – Who’s Hotter?
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Frankie Sandford Panty Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Franziska Knuppe, Isabela Soncini, Bree Conden, Amanda Lewis, Oh My
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Kim Kardashian Doing Shitty Yoga
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Male Lion Kills Baby Cubs – LIKE A BOSS
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage on Letterman Last Night
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And Now, The Hottest Native American Chicks Ever (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Stephany Romero aka Selena Has One Hot Body
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Jesus Christ Now There’s Basketball Wives too? – VIDEO
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Drunken Blondes At a Holiday Fight – VIDEO
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Hairy Pussy Calendar Takes Italy By Storm
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Christina Aguilera is a Bitchy Cunt Who Can’t Hold Her Booze
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Bar Refaeli Hotness
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Anahi Gonzales – Luli Fama swimwear
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I Kinda Got a Thing For This Cher Lloyd Chick From X Factor
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Cute Teen Plays With Herself (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man I’d Totally Bang Julianne Moore
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Caprice & Francesca OMG (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Camille Belle is Practically Topless
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and MORe Kim Kardashian
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Striptease of the Day
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Justin Bieber Probably Has A Small Penis
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Sophie Monk And Her Fuckable Short Shorts
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Anne Hathaway is Catwoman
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits Defy Gravity
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Paris Hilton Shares Whoring Tips With Her Mom
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Remember When Lindsay Lohan Looked Hot In A Bikini
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Emilia Fox Knows How To Spread Them
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Fake Topless Photo of the Day

Apparently there are fake Selena Gomez topless pics going around….I didn’t see them, but I don’t really read the internet, I write it…badly…

Did you know that it is illegal to photoshop people under the age of 18 onto pictures of people fucking? You can go to jail for that shit…So pedophiles can’t get off to actual naked kids and they can’t get off to modified legal pictures with pictures of kids faces cropped on them, you know to tap into their fantasies and keep them off the streets.forcing them to give creepy while making dirty moans while sitting at the park looking onto kids playing….Where are there rights?

Oh, Selena Gomez is 18…well there goes this post….but it brings up a valid point…who the fuck is sitting at home photoshopping these things and why….oh right…my entire readership…HornyLohanWanker, I’m talking to you…

Publicity stunts are fun with tits…

Posted in:Selena Gomez