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2010

22

Oct

Denise Richards Hot Mom Ass of the Day

I made a statement about not wanting to read Denise Richards book because she looks like she’s a half retarded cunt with nothing interesting to say – without remembering that half retarded chicks with fake tits had to do some serious slutty things to get where she got….Then I was told by a reader that she said on Stern that she swallows cum, takes it up the ass and likes it and fucks women, reminding me that she lured in a man addicted to high class escorts and cocaine…meaning if she gets the dick out of her whore ass long enough to tell her ghost writer some of these stories…the book may be good enough to jerk off to…however….jerking off to books is fucking weird and I haven’t done that since reading The Babysitters club last week. Not to mention, I’m more into jerking off on random public things people have to touch, like public bathroom door handles and homeless people…

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2010

22

Oct

Anna Farris Does Some Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know why I bothered with these pictures….maybe cuz the bitch is showing off some tit…but really, cleavage is nothing to really get excited about. We are desensitized perverts here and you’d think we’d need a little more than a barely relevant actress with barely relevant tits, you’d think someone of this caliber would know that to get people to talk about her, she’d need to be spreadeagled and drunk on the sidewalk in front of a trendy club the paparazzi hang at, or drunk with her friends kids at the pumpkin patch where all the paparazzi hang out, but instead I just encouraged her into thinking that this is all she needs to do, which was a huge mistake, cuz she looks like the type who’d really expose her twat if it meant more attention and promises for a better career.

She’s at some ” women in media” lesbian event…I guess they were short on guests, maybe another event was going down, cuz I don’t think staring in Bunny House really qualifies her as a “women in media”…

Who really cares.

Some Bitch Tracey Breitman was there, I’ve never heard of her, but I’d like to know her tits….not cuz she’s hot…if anything she’s a haggard mess, but that was my frat boy who was never a frat boy comment of the day…I hope you took it in and liked it.

Posted in:Anna Farris

2010

22

Oct

Jessica Simpson’s Opportunist Cock Fails of the Day

Jessica Simpson looks so happy with her new boyfriend who I am sure she’s trying to recruit to father her child by skipping her birth control pill, which is a lot better and more dignified than when she was running to the bathroom turning the condoms inside out back when she was banging John Mayer during one of his herpes outbreak….cuz that’s the only time celebs use condoms…cuz no one, even if they have herpes, wants that shit touchin’ them….

That said, this smirk is one of not caring that dude is just pulling a K-fed, milking off some money makin’ titties, like a genius who we all wish we could be, but the real issue is that she’s desperate, she’s primed and ready, why the fuck hasn’t he knocked her up yet…he is clearly a disappointment to opportunistic men everywhere….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2010

22

Oct

Taylor Momsen Flashes her Audience of the Day

This is huge for perverts….Taylor Momsen flashed her audience when her bottom feeding poser-lookin’ band was in concert October 21 and this is pretty amazing even if it’s not authentic….I need to see the uncensored picture, not so much because it is Taylor Momsen, but cuz it’s intentional 17 year old did.

I am sure it is somewhere and I want to see it…unless it’s just a scam and she’s wearing pasties…which is probably the case…I know she plays hardcore but I doubt she’s actually hardcore….

She just knows publicity stunts…and I love this publicity stunt…Tits will grab my attention always. To make it even better, she should get arrested for kiddie porn production or being a sex offender seducing all of us into looking and jerking off to young tit.

It really looks like she has great tits, but really, what 17 year old doesn’t have great tits, it’s like they are freshly sprouted and at their prime…It’s like picking fruit right off the tree before it starts to ripen and rot…

…and I love it.

I don’t know if her nipples were covered or whatever…because the video is censored…but fuck I do know I want to book her to play at my birthday party.


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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

22

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Period Bloat in a Tight Dress of the Day

I know it’s not actually her period bloat and is just her bad diet, laziness and pig behavior that is going to catch up with her, especially now that she’s into her 30s and her metabolism is slowing down, but I thought it’d be nice to pretend she’s got period cuz we all know faces like that, no matter how well they are shaved, or how well they are made up, generally don’t have dick….

Oh right….she had that sex tape….kinda hard to fake black dick going in and out of her before pissing on her face…I guess this just proves that anything is possible…and that you can’t always judge a fat bitch in a dress by it’s cover…

I don’t know what I’m really getting at here…oh right…Kim kardashian is fat cuz you know that she’s strapped down and as harnessed up as a bitch could possibly be without cutting off the circulaition, rupturing an organ or dying and she’s still bustin’ out….

On a sidenote, how do you feel about my use of “oh right”?

On another sidenote…this bitch is big….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

22

Oct

Kate Moss Dusts Off Her Needle Sharing Vagina for a Lingerie Company of the Day


I didn’t know Kate Moss was still getting work. I thought she retired from making money because it was getting in the way of her parenting, and by parenting I mean leaving her kid with god knows who while she traveled the world with various drug addict rockstars getting high and fucked like she was a common crackwhore not scared of getting AIDS, and really she kinda is. I like any bitch confident enough to say “fuck responsibility, I made tons of money, now get me some cocaine and some dick, while the Indian woman I hired breast feeds my child who we haven’t quited figure out who her father is, but we’ve narrowed it down to 15 potentials”….

I don’t know she’s hot….even if she’s older…even if the likliness of this pussy smelling nice is slim to fuckin’ none…I’m a fan…especially when she’s showered and the smell of successfully bedding 3 heroin addict guys in bands is washed up, her face made up, her pussy is trimmed and her pictures are taken by a pro….

This is hot.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2010

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Word on the Internet is that we’re back!! Finally….I got rid of the fat naked chick cuz her boyfriend wanted to sue me and you would want to sue me too…if your chick looked like that…unfortunately…my wife does…but the internet let’s me lust over hot pussy….Hello hot pussy…the site is back.

Here is my post from before the site was back…..

What a fucking shit show.

Last night I was setting up my email so that I can keep in touch with all you amazing idiots and it deleted all my email from the last year. There is no back-up…so many nude pics of girls I don’t know but would like to know have been wiped from my life….I almost cried…..

Today…I updated the site and it was going to an old version of the site that half of you saw…while the majority of you saw the new site that had a broken picture of Hilary Duff’s tits.

I am pretty sure tomorrow will be better. This week was a fucking write off…now the real issue is will I ever be able to re-coop…or is it all down hill from here. Tune in next week to find out what else has gone wrong with technology and how an idiot who only got a cellular a year ago handles it….

I want your words of passion, condolences, love and I want it now…add me cuz facebook took away my rights to add people cuz I added too many hot chicks I don’t know and I guess got reported….

It’s been a sleepless and depressing day. I need more drinking….the site should be 100 percent tomorrow…..not that it was ever 100 percent…maybe just 100 percent to me…

Does Me Looking at Brooke Hogan in a Bikini and Not Wanting to Barf Make Me Gay?
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Seriously, Kim Kardashian’s Face is Officially FUCKED
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Because Being Mommy’s ‘Special Little Guy’ Isn’t Going to Get You Laid
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Anna Kournikova is Leggy Alright
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Busty Blonde Knows How to Get Her Pussy Wet – VIDEO
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The 50 Coolest Gadgets and Gizmos for Sports Fans
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Daisy Lowe is Topless on the Beach
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JWoww And Her Skanky Cleavage
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Billy Ray Cyrus Doesn’t Believe in Pedophiles….Cuz He’s a Good Country Boy
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Mmmmmmm Sophie Vergara
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Triana Maida is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Kayden Kross Will Reignite Your Interest In Blondes
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JWoww Wasn’t ALlowed to Do Playboy Cuz MTV Won’t Let Her…There’s always when the show gets cancelled sweetheart
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Drunk man attacks policeman with a dildo – VIDEO
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Erin Nicole is a Girl Next Door Type
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Doctors Removed a dilso Out of some Chicks Ass – VIDEO
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Kacey Jordan….Oh My
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Porny Pumpkins For This Halloween
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Kate Hudson Just Because
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These Horny Sluts Want Us to Watch Them Get It On – VIDEO
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god I Love Kate Beckinsale
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This Daphne Guiness Bitch Has GOT to Be High
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Lookin Good Sweetheart: How NOt to Sell a Milk Shake
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I’m totally In To Anna Kendrick
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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christie Brinkley is as Hot as Ever
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And That’s Why You Don’t Follow too closely – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day – GROUP SHOT
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Ashley Knows Hot to Strike a Pose
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Alyssa Milano raises money with her see-through top
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Well Hello There Tammy
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Guess Which of These is The Real Cheryl Cole
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I Repeat – Brooke Hogan, I see Pubes And A Nipple
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2010

21

Oct

Scarlett Johansson in a Fat Chick Dress of the Day

Scarlett Jahansson is married to Alanis Morisette’s ex-fiance…and now for some reason bitch is turning into her. I’m not sure if this is one of those insecure with her husbands past relationship things cuz she caught him jerking off to an old sex tape or something…but this homely shit is bad.

She’s rockin’ lesbian forearm tattoos, a elogated face with ratty fucking hair and she’s wearing a fat chick dress that fat chicks wear to give their fat body shape that is less of a sphere and more of a pear. This is more than disappointing. She has a responsibility to the public to live up to the overhype she got a few years ago when you idiots assumed she was more special than she actually is…

But the good news for her is that her fans are mainly virgin losers committed to pussy they will never meet cuz it’s easier to have fantasies than real human relationships…especially with all their aspergers…

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2010

21

Oct

Annalynne McCord Pretends She’s a Supermodel of the Day

I am not the kind of person to discrimate….actually, yes I am….but I am a lot less mean-spirited when a bitch takes her Monkey lookin’ face, tones it down, does her hair, closes her over-sized mouth, tames her retarded attention crying act, sophisticates skinny self in a low cut shirt and a push-up bra, cuz I’m not that kind of guy who seeks perfection in pussy, I just like pussy to be all it can be, like I’m the fucking Army or some shit…..So if a pig’s got the right color lipstick and lace panties on, I’m easily converted to their darkside….

So here’s Annalynne McCord doing alright for her retard self….I guess miracles do happen…I’m gonna go show before and after pictures of this twat to kids at the cancer ward…you know to give em some hope…

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2010

21

Oct

Leighton Meester Crossing Her Legs in Pantyhose of the Day

I can’t give one Gossip Girl love and not the other one. That would be unfair and cause a conflict like my high school girlfriend had because her dad used to molest her sister and not her….that’s not the kind of stepfather I am…

So here are some Leighton Meester pictures of her legs crossed cuz it reminds me of when I used to get hard lookin’ at random young girls in skirts, pantyhose and crossed legs which seems like just yesterday because it was just yesterday….to balance things out…

I kinda hate Leighton Meester for no real reason….I figure it’s cuz I probably think she’s probably the kind of girl who acts all fancy and elite cuz she’s on a huge show, when really she’s just some gutter slut with criminal parents and a broken home, born in a halfway house, destined to do porn who just got diverted from her destiny by landing a role on a hit show…

It’s always the gutter bitches who pretend to be all fucking high scoiety and, but I could be wrong, I don’t know her, I just know I’m trying to look up her skirt in pictures of her, which doesn’t really make sense…cuz it’s not like I can pretend I dropped my phone and crawl around under her table…but I keep trying anyway….

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2010

21

Oct

Blake Lively is a Big Star on Set of Gossip Girl of the Day

Blake Lively doesn’t really have much of a face. She’s kinda hard lookin, like a 45 year old French Canadian chain smoking woman who lives in a trailer park, strips on the weekends and works making French Fries at her dad’s greasy spoon during the week….

If you have never been to Montreal, you won’t really get what I’m saying…I’m being local in this post..

Trust me, there’s something amazing about French girls, they take it up the ass and invite their hot friends to join on the first night you meet them…they have fit bodies that just love having fun…but the day they turn thirty…they faces turn 60…like the greasy food, drug using, hard partying, chain smoking, random sex that ended with lots of cum on their face kinda just can’t help but take it’s toll….but a lot of the time, their bodies stay solid forever….It’s weird…

French Canadian chicks just aren’t dainty….or delicate…or classy…it’s just some really rugged shit…but good if you want fun with a hard face tight body and bad if you want to sit at home bored with a reserved, tame, respectable, 15 pounds or more overweight girl who like board games and The Bachelor, you go for the English Chicks…

The problem with Blake Lively, is that she’s got the look and body of one of these French chicks, but the the attitude of an English chick and the only reason that is working for her is cuz Hollywood is a cesspool of trash trying to get ahead in an obvious and boring sleazin’ it up kinda way, making the boring celebs the ones I want to fuck, even if their faces look 45….cuz their bodies look fucking spectacular…

Wow. I wrote too much.

Here she is on set in her hipster shoes…on set being passed off as a High School Girl…in some Hollywood Magic isn’t that good kinda way…double fisting her coffee like a motherfucker at an AA meeting cuz coffee and smokes is all he’s got left…

Here she is at some bullshit event looking pretty fucking alright…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

21

Oct

Karissa Shannon’s Messy Tits of the Day

When my site crashed on Saturday…and was semi restored on Sunday…my three readers and myself were forced to stare at the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape post. I didn’t know what to do with myself, so I watched it over and over and over and over again..it was like she was my own personal savior, because shit coulda been stuck on this ….

SO I feel like I have some one-sided bond with her that she doesn’t know about…I also feel like the first person happy to see anything to do with Karissa Shannon, especially about her black on blonde publicity stunt to get famous, without the intelligence to make it work…

Seriously, she’s on the Heidi and Spencer retard noise makers who don’t realize that they’ve made it this far, they might as well use that as a stepping stone and do something huge….like they were Kim Kardashian’s ass…but instead just clown around like this…and burry there slim chances of making something more than just a joke out of themselves…


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Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2010

21

Oct

Kelly Osbourne Was the Scariest Thing at the Scream Awards of the Day

Unlike all the fat chicks out there amazed that Kelly Osbourne started working out and lost all kind of fatness to every part of her body but her ankles and head, I am not impressed by her skinny, if anything I find it kinda awkward looking.

She was never hot and despite the happy glow she perspires now that she’shigh on endorphines, instead of being high on chips, cake, chocolate and sleeping pills mixed with uppers mixed with ADD medication mixedd with anti anxiety medication….like all Hollywood trash….she still looks like fucking shit to me.

Proving that sometimes new found confidence for fat chicks turned skinny, although pretty good at ended with blowjobs as they are making up for lost time when dicks didn’t visit their barnyard pussies, are always fucking fat chicks…even when they aren’t fat anymore…cuz fat is a state of fucking mind…and this little phase Osbourne is going through will pass….not that anyone will notice cuz either way…she’s busted….

Here she is scaring everyone at the Scream awards where she won scariest pussy at the event according to me….

Sarah Silverman was a close fucking second….It amazes me that I have seen this pig on “hot” lists by magazines…to me that makes any publication lose any credibility…she shouldn’t even make it on a top 100 hottest Jewish women comedians….even if there aren’t 100 comedians…she’s a sadder lookin’ pussy any pussy that juse realized she had sex with me…and that may not mean much to you…but it’s pretty sad….I have no idea why she has the confidence to wear tight shorts while showing off her pig legs in panyhose…..but I can only assume it’s gotta do with sacrificing herself for content….and I guess who fucking cares.

I am pretty sure I coulda taken a better angle with the Scream Awards…like by posting the bitches who were there who I actually want to see naked…but I make no sense….

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne|Sarah Silverman

2010

21

Oct

Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora With their Daughter of the Day

Her name is Ava Sambora. She is 13 and despite all her make up and see through tops…looks 13. I’m not posting this shit cuz I know you like 13 year olds like the sick fuck who needs to be locked up that you are…..but as more of a tribute to modern parenting skills and the modern teenage girl especially when she coms from two self involved idiots who don’t really know why they have a kid together, and who don’t have any real business having a kid together, but shit seemed like a good idea at the time while coked up… cuz they can afford it so it’ll be alright….and what it really comes down to is how many undeage girls Richie Sambora has pretended were 18 both on tour and at his daughter’s sleepover parties…her’s a rockstar…that’s what they do…

Bonus that’s not really a bonus cuz bitch has already done playboy and we’ve seen her naked Bridget Marquardt was wearing an almost see through shirt was wherever these people are…

Posted in:Ava Sambora

2010

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My site was down again last night and I was waiting for the useless tech support people to fix it and didn’t know what to do with myself, so I hit up some amateur webcam site and found myself watching this obviously retarded probably inbred looking trash laying in bed naked, talking her inbred craziness, eating radishes and amazing me every fucking second as I sat alone on my soiled couch, cuz I didn’t know people like this actually existed, but I was sure happy they did cuz I don’t think I laughed that hard in a long time as I am not much of a laugher.

She needs her own TV show. She is a webcam superstar….

The site should be up and running at 100 percent in the next few hours, you’ll need to help me get the word out there so that I can get my 3 readers back…..but here are my stepLINKS because I’ve consistently got those shits up daily….cuz I’m pretty spectacular….

If you’re bored, add me to FACEBOOK …….I need friends to give me some no homo love….

Snooki Promotes Exploited Black Kids in Homemade Youtube Videos
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Angelina Jolie Was Coked Up on Charlie Rose – VIDEO
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Get yourself something that will help you get laid….
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Blonde Chicks Wants You To See Her Exposed
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The 25 Hottest California Women
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15 Hottest Actresses Busted With Erect Nipples
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Web Sluts Who Will Get Your Wrist In Motion
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Amanda Vanderpool And The NHL’s 25 Hottest Ice Girls
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UK Model Lady Victoria Hervey Panty Upskirt
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Prince Harry is Probably Banging This Hot Piece and If So, Good For Him
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More of Annalynne McCord in a Bikini
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Christian Glee Fans are Not Digging their new Pedo Campaign….I hope the end of Glee is near….
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Mmmmmmmm Adriana Lima
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10 Most Bizarre Porn Deaths
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70 Pictures That Are Wank Worthy
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Some Irina Sheik Hotness
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Carli Banks Knows How to Spread Em
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Khloe Kardashian Is Insecure About Being Ugly
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Holy Shit – J-Lo’s Legs. Houston, We Definitely Have A Problem
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Some of rihanna’s Hottest Bikini Shots All in One Place
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Michael Lohan Makes A Statment About Not Making Statements Anymore Because the Best Way to Not Talk to The Media Anymore is to Talk to the Media About It
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Nridgette and Veronica Get Nasty – VIDEO
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That Super Spy Red Head They Busted in the US is Posing Half Naked and Here Are The Pics
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Emma Stone is Hot and Hosting Saturday Night Live and Here Are the Promos
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Lesbians Love a Good 69
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Remember Elvira and Her Big Tits? Well Here They Are Making Fun of That Bitch Who is Running For Office in Delaware – VIDEO
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Dare I Say Kourtney Kardashian is Looking Hot?
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My Day Instantly Gets Better As Soon As I See Eva Mendes
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2 Horney Teens in the Shower – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Apparently Beyonce is Pregnant So Let’s Take One Last Look At Her Body Before It’s Ruined Forever
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Jean Claude Van Damme Had a Hard Attack, There Must Be a Chuck Norris Fact Hiding Somewhere in This Story
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Get a Load of Lizzy
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Arianny Celeste is a good Playboy model
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Rachel Bilson is Looking Hot
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striptease of the Day
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