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2011

18

Oct

Carla Gugino Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know shit about Carla Gugino …..but I know I like her tits…but then again…I like all tits…unless they are FAKE TITS cuz fake tits are always clowny as fuck and ruined strip clubs for me making those dumb money hungry obvious cunts less interesting to touch than a fucking a real doll…cuz at least real dolls let you fuck them for free…unless your financing the shit and paying interest…cuz real dolls aren’t fucking real…

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2011

18

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Chick Tits of the Day

KIM KARDASHIAN IS A PORNSTAR ….

I just like to remind people that this tranny looking bitch with fat tits, cuz she’s fat and a plastic face, cuz she’s tacky and looks like a stripper, launched her career with some trust fund money, that bought a camera, that she used to film a sex tape with a black man, and instead of it tainting her and damaging her rep, the team of expert PR people and Ryan Seacrest, turned it around into something that made her 100,000,000 dollars….all for nothing.

You all know this, why bother repeating myself, she’s fat, squeezed into a tight dress to look less obese and lazy, even though everything about her is lazy, hack, bullshit…

Stare at her tits….

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2011

18

Oct

Maria Menounos in Shorts From the Side of the Day

Here are some pictures of Maria Menounos not flashing her Unscathed because greeks like anal, bikini “accidentally” slipped to the side vagina …. but there’s still something amazing about her…but then again maybe I’m just saying that cuz I just stared at the VAGINA PICTURE and I’m only using this post as an excuse to get all of you to relive that glorious day in her career….and if vagina isn’t your thing you can just stare at her in shorts from the side….here are the pics…

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2011

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

People are fucking idiots and I love it….seriously, the world would be really fucking boring if we didn’t have people offering women sex as a form of payment for debt, or using your kids to keep you out of trouble, but in turn getting you in more trouble, even though they are your kids and you should be allowed to use them however you want, or people leaving a trail as stupid as beer cans to get caught for stupidy….I love it….without it….this horrible life would be harder to laugh at, even though I don’t laugh….

Here’s the news…

Broncos DE Uses By Week To Get Arrested
Denver Broncos DE Ryan McBean was arrested for a felony stalking charge after offering an ex-girlfriend to forgive a debt for sex.

Drunk Guy Uses 9-Year-Old Daughter As Designated Driver

Georgia Football Coach Beaten After Game

Cops Followed Beers Cans to Suspect

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2011

18

Oct

Awkward Cleavage of the Day

I want to start a new feature here, but I’ve got a feeling it’s just gonna be a one time deal, but I guess only time will tell, even though my procrastination and inconsistency, and ability to never follow through seem to be pretty good indicators that it’s never coming back, so take it in, love it and live it, called AWKWARD CLEAVAGE ….

I have no idea who this woman is….and I actually mean that…because I feel saying “I have no idea who this is” is an overused blog expression that people need to stop using so liberally cuz it takes away from it when it’s reality…

She’s at an Eva Longoria event, and either she’s got a bra doing some weirdness to her tits, or she’s just got weird tits, whether they are real or not, they are fascinating to look at in confustion…

And that concludes the new, possibly last AWKWARD CLEAVAGE feature…

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2011

18

Oct

Homeless Dude Blames Jennifer Aniston for his Homlessness of the Day

I have something in common with this homeless dude other than our finances….we both blame Jennifer Aniston for all that is wrong in the world….even if she’s not directly involved in all that is wrong in the world…because she’s clearly the fucking devil…otherwise someone would have knocked her up by now…but instead they run when they realize there’s more to her than a tight body and a set of fucking tits….used to hypnotize us and divert us from the fact that she’s just out for herself, self involved, high maintenance cunt…at least that’s what I’m assuming..

I have no idea what bitch did to this dude, but I hope it ends in stalking, maybe even some revenge that leads to her naked pictures/videos or even her abduction cuz not enough celebs get abducted….

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Aniston Ruining the world with her tight old body and titties I want to suck at some Elle Women in Hollywood bullshit….

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2011

18

Oct

Rachel Bilson is Boring as Shit of the Day

That’s not to say that shit is boring…in fact a lot of times it is highly exciting…not knowing whether it will be loose, wet, or even painful….blood streaked or smooth sailing….burning or seamless….it is just an expression to represent how much this bitch sucks at turning me on…in fact…it angers me in a huge way when these entitled cunts walk around not flashing their tits and ass like they are respectable human beings and not the whores to the media and to the public and to the execs that they are….they are just well paid, further proof that a lot goes on behind the scenes that we deserve a piece of since we’re the fucking audience….this kind of mormon, religious outfit doesn’t fucking cut it for me…I’m gonna take my male attention to a sluttier celeb….and until Bilson does her part in her career for the people…she’s dead to me.

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2011

18

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Boring at Some Event of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a bikini and lingerie model…which to me means that whenever pictures of her are taken…she’s in a bikini and lingerie modeling…not this bullshit acting a fool shit she’s released…distracting us from the fact that she’s a bikini and lingerie model…see cuz when she’s in a bikini , in lingerie…..I find it hard to stay interested in this shit….seriously…I think I need a nap.

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2011

18

Oct

Top Girls Applying Sun Lotion Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Here are some videos on youtube that people have probably jerked off to…they are of girls applying sun tan lotion….because youtube is a place to visit to jerk off where you can find anything for your weird fetishes, you just wont find actual porn, cuz naked women are wrong and we prefer people getting off to things that aren’t meant to be sexual….

Girl On Girl Bikini Rub Down for some Company…

Gorl on Girl Panty Rub Down for Some Company…

Fake Tit Bitch Applying Lotion…

Some Spray on Oil…..Red Bikini

Big Tis and Some Lotion

Oily Old Bitch…..

Girl on Girl Sideways…

Some Porn Chicks 2 Second Ass Rub Down

Black Lotion Rubdown….

Nasty Shauna Sand Looking Mid-90s Pussy Applying Lotion

Man Applies Lotion To Some Chick

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2011

18

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fuck amateur comedy night….I got dragged to a comedy event where a bunch of amateurs were testing out open mic practicing their funny…and as someone who doesn’t laugh ever…it was pretty tedious….so tedious I drank the laugless tears away….and figured I shoulda been a heckler…because that’s the way I like entertaining myself…but I was too lazy…thanks obesity.

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Casting Movie Roles for the 25 Sexiest Athletes
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Free Cam Shows. Get Your Rocks Off
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Dumbest Stuff on Wheels – VIDEO
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Five Horrible First Dates that Will Make You Appreciate Being Lonely
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Marry Me Ashley
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Christina Milian is a Fucking Oompa Loompa in a Bikini
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Live Web Cams That Will Leave You Wanting More
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Two Bitches Against One – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Babes in Rock Bands
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Real Housewives of Boston Needs to Be a Real Show Holy Shit – VIDEO
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2011

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Yes…the site is running like shit because it was hacked by some asshole who I can only assume was some virgin loser from hell getting revenge cuz I mocked one of the celebs he thinks he is either married to or going to marry – cuz there are people that crazy out there…

I spent the weekend drunk. I witnessed love, I witnessed hate, I witnessed celebration, I witnessed loss, I witnessed happiness, I witnessed sadness and all in the comfort of my bathroom

I don’t know what that means but here’s some fight footage I shot cuz I’m paparazzi when it comes to lame french kinds in Canada fighting…

My camera work is amazing…Here are the steplinks…clink them all 3000 times, thanks…

Hayden Panettier’s Relaly Puffy Nipples
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Pastor’s Wives Love Sperm Too – VIDEO
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Live Sex Cams That Will Leave You Begging For More
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Dude Jumps a Lamborghini
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10 Hottest Bosses
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Super Elastic Bitches
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Some Real Housewife Guiliana Rancic has Breast Cancer – I Say We Need to Save the Breast…
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How To Hack A Celebrity: Miley Cyrus Is An Idiot Edition
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Dumbest Stuff on Wheels – VIDEO
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Megan Daniels is all Sorts of Sexy
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Girl on Girl: Lindsay Ann and Jessica Vaugn
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The 10 Hottest Bosses in Film and TV
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Who Else Can See Amy Childs’ Bra?
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Miranda Kerr is Amazing
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Free Cam Shows. Don’t Waste Another Second
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Stacey Kiebler is a Real Doll or Something
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Sexy Teen Masterbation
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New York Jets Cheerleaders: Hottest Pictures of the Flight Crew
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I See Kelly Rowlands Nipples!!!
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Kate Middleton is So Dull
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Bridget Marquardt Busts Out of Her Halloween Costume (PHOTOS)
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Kim Kardashian Should Have a Fucking Muzzel On
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Rihanna Wants you to Go Fuck Yourself
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Rocio Guirao is Hot in Lingerie
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck With a Black Belt
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Showdown: Suelyn Medeiros vs. Jeny Romero
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A Little Bit of Rosario Hotness
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A Great Slutty Pic Dump
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Lesbian Love in the Garden – VIDEO
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This Week In Celebrity Nudity
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Yeah I Would Bang Rooney Mara
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Fresh Faced, Undressed and Getting Off – VIDEO
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Car Jumps Rope WTF – VIDEO
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Hot Babe in the City
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Supermodel Mommy Matchup: Alessandra Ambrosio vs Miranda Kerr
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Wheel of Fortune Fail – VIDEO
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Put That Ass to Work at the Playboy Beach House Party
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Tow Truck Fail – VIDEO
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Don’t Legalize Weed – VIDEO
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Courtney Love is Out of It Again
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Guess Who Got Kicked Out of the Apple Store
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Selena Gomez is Dressed Up Like a Chola Slut
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Kelly Rowland’s Ridiculous See THrough
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Jack Black in a Ridiculous Music Video
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Some Cool Car Wheelie
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Katie Price Practically Naked
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Bridget Marquardt Already Slutting Out for Halloween…
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Taking an Old Picture and Bringing it to the Present is a Really Cool Concept
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I’d Like To Finger Rihanna
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Funny but Sad Occupy Wall Street Protest Signs
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Brenda Song To Marry Trace Cyrus, But She’s Fucking Pregnant
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Miley Cyrus New Bikini Pics
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Kelly Rowland Braless Titties In See Through Top
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Selena Gomez Shaking Her Titties In Concert
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May ANdersen’s Nude Pics Scandal
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Is this Scarjo Naked, Sucking, Fucking
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Jerry Lawler’s Former Girlfriends and Former Wrestler Get Slutty
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Amateur Slut Minute
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Sky Diving Sex Scandal
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Joanna Krupa in FHM South Africa
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Celebs in Slutty Halloween Costumes Compilation
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Victoria Santos Leaked Topless Pics
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Throwback to the Kat Dennings Pic I Almost Got Sued Over…
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2011

17

Oct

Sofia Vergara in her Bikini in Mexico of the Day

Sofia Vergara was on vacation in Mexico…instead of living in Mexico…..she’s was sitting on a luxury resort poolside chair…instead of working the luxury resort cleaning up after guests while they are at their poolside chair….and the whole thing makes no sense to me…I see how hard some girls struggle to make rent….girls born here who have big tits and hot bodies….who aren’t even single moms….but for some reason Vergara made it with all odds against her and all I can assume is that her drug cartel relatives had ties with some powerful people who had dirt on other powerful people that could ruin them…making them cast their fellow Colombian…allowing her to take her big tits on vacation in Mexico like she wasn’t an immigrant without papers like a California mexican just a few years ago…and who cares…she’s half naked…in her 40s and her pics are better than my writing….enjoy…cuz I know she is…

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2011

17

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Looking Like a Crackhead and I Like It of the Day

I have a soft spot in my empty soul for a few things in life, one of them being Lindsay Lohan since we are connected at the soul and have a one sided relationship, the other is addicts cuz I appreciate they passion and commitment, and the third being street hookers since I like cheap blowjobs…and these pics look like a great amalgamation of the three….

It has elements Lohan who was back when our one-sided love affair started, mixed nicely with addiction legs, addiction skin, addiction teeth, addiction hair, rocking the look of a street whore ready for action…only far more luxurious cuz this pussy has paparazzi following her around….

People are saying she’s on meth, I’m saying it is heroin, but i could just be pills or even crack…and it doesn’t matter, that crockpot, smorgasboard of amazing goes straight to her vagina, making it a colorful petridish of amazing…and I just wish she was one size smaller so that her lip stuck out the short leg….instead…I gotta look at the awkard fit and imagine….knowing one thing ….that she is perfection,

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

17

Oct

Sara Jean Underwood Oatmeal Wrestling of the Day

Here’s some Ryan Seacrest pussy from Playboy turned marketing herself as a host on NERD TV cuz NERDS are loyal and they stay fans until they die, or more likely, until they turn themselves into robots that last forever thanks to all the advancements in technology….Sarah Underwood and she’s wrestling in a vat of Oatmeal…reminding me of the love I had for girls wrestling in Mud, Jello, Pudding and pretty much anything and everything that involved being wet, half naked, usually drunk while I was drunk, until going to a bar and actually witnessing one – realizing the bitches who agree to this kind of thing in real life…are bitches you’d rather not see ….so here she is living up the fantasy she’s created around herself….for nerds to feel like they will one day marry her…it’s weird…but this clip isn’t…it’s hot and I saw that cuz I’ve seen her naked and now what her vagina looks like bald…Good times.

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2011

17

Oct

George Clooney Premieres Stacy Keibler Out in Public of the Day

George Clooney has decided to premiere his new pussy, Stacy Keibler, who happens to be hotter than his Italian pussy from Dancing with the Stars who aren’t stars cuz her claim to fame was fucking George Clooney…..

And the next thing about Stacy Keibler is that she comes in the form of an ex WWF wrestler who already did Dancing with the Stars, cuz she’s a leader bottom feeder, not a latch on bottom feeder like Canalis…. and her legs are long legs that give her the kind of body you would not associate with being wrestling body….I mean if pro wrestling women were actually about wrestling and not about giving people somethine to jerk off to in order for the whole experience to not be a gay thing….which I guess is also Clooney’s hope…cuz no one wants to question their sexuality….so they give us < a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2011/09/12/top-stacy-keibler-wrestling-videos-of-the-day" target="_blank"> SCENES LIKE THIS ….but then again…they also gave us Chyna ….who knows…who cares…

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