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2011

27

Jan

Kayce Jordan’s Tweet from Charlie Sheen’s House of the Day

If you really want to see what Charlie Sheen is fucking, all you really have to do is google the white trash bitch’s name “Kayce Jordan” and you will find a variety of her work that I don’t find all that interesting, because porn is repetitive, boring and because I also hate all pornstars, because there is no challenge or complexity to pornstars, what you see is what you get, and it usually feels a lot like walking into a trailer park in the backwoods with a group of fucked up toothed bitches with the ability to suck dick cuz daddy taught them well…

Most of the time they are just idiot gutter trash that fuck on camera cuz they are idiot gutter trash and incapable of making money any other way.

I prefer my pussy being pussy the pussy that doesn’t make a living fucking on camera, but fucks on camera for the love of fucking on camera…you know classy amateurs open to letting people watch them fuck, but not being fucking lame aboutit…

Porn is an industry strictly created to give whores a purpose and to make them feel like they aren’t actual whores, but they are, we’ve just tricked them.

That said, I am pretty sure Charlie Sheen is going to die and here is a pic from his house on the 36 hour bender that may or may not have killed him.

I appreciate all the lotions.

Pics From SpeedMonkey

Posted in:Kayce Jordan

2011

27

Jan

Charlie Sheen’s Pornstar that Killed Him of the Day

Charlie Sheen may not be dead yet, but he will be eventually, I mean doing the amount of partying he does, with the funds he has, fucking the trash he fucks, will catch up to him. I am like a low budget version of this guy and I hardly feel alive…I seriously wake up sweating, heart racing, unable to function daily, just shocked to be alive….and I haven’t touched drugs in years….I just hard drink….

After Vegas with Bree Olson and now it is reported he was with this Kacey Jordan trash before being hospitalized, he should really consider starting a porn PR company, cuz motherfucker is putting these broken down bitches on the fucking map…

And the whole thing is fucking amazing…except maybe for her pussy…which is an outty not an inny and the color of death…which is appropriate considering Charlie Sheen’s current condition…let her cunt be the mascot of this tragic event….

What a gutter, crackhead lookin’ pig….Seriously….I know you love it.

Posted in:Charlie Sheen

2011

27

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bathing Suit for Koton Beachwear of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was modeling bathing suits for some reason I call a career based on modeling bathing suits…so this is no more shocking that seeing the fat bitch at Walmart rudely hand you change in her smock, or a stripper letting you grab her tits for 10 dollars a song, or a school bus driving molesting kids…it is what it fucking is and what it is is expected behavior….but it’s more fun to look at than the other fuckers…cuz this mom’s half naked….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2011

27

Jan

Allison Janney and Charlotte Rampling Old Titties in Life During Wartime of the Day

Allison Janney is some 51 year old from The West Wing, who decided to get naked in some indy film by Todd Solondz…

Charlotte Rampling is 64 year old from Basic Instinct 2, who decided to get naked in some indy film by Todd Solondz….

There was a time in my life when I thought Todd Solondz movies were so funny. This movie was a sequel to Happiness,and I fell asleep when this annoying twenty something year old college kid made me watch it a few months ago, cuz twenty something year old college kids have no idea what’s up, but wish they did, so they watch the cliche movies they think they are supposed to watch and pretendthey were enlightening…Fucking hipsters with their trying too damn hard identity crisis…but she gave good handjobs…

Sure, Happiness had some funny moments, like when Capote was calling up random girls and jerking off to their voice, only to wipe his cum on the bedroom wall….To some pedo jerking off to Teen Beat in his car before drugging and raping his son’s friend….To some Jon Lovitz suicide…but that was the 90s, when people actually got schocked and couldn’t believe you could put shit like that in a movie, we’re the internet era, we have seen it all, stop trying to be obscure, you suck..

That said, his only shock value this time around was old lady tits, something that no matter how often I see, I will always be scared yet fascinated by…can’t desensitize me from that motherfucker…

Here’s West Wing…in some of the more offensive sex of all time…

Here’s Basic Instinct 2….

Posted in:Allison Janney|Charlotte Rampling

2011

27

Jan

Some Fast Girl Walking Girls Ass in a Bikini of the Day

After that depressing Rosanna Arquette Beach Post …the one where I decided after looking at pictures of her that I’d take a blowjob from a tranny knowingly and not by just being in the wrong blowjob place at the wrong blowjobtime….I felt I needed to reclaim my love for young, tight, ass, by posting this voyeur pervert video the way I like it, seriously…today has been depressing, let’s try to turn that around, with some seriously creepy dude with a seriously creepy creeper device I should start to market….

Posted in:amateur

2011

27

Jan

Rosanna Arquette on the Beach of the Day

Trying to look up Rosanna Arquette’s beach surong, and I really have no idea why….it probably has to do with it being a slow day in my celebrity pussy digging….or maybe because deep down in my subconscious, I want to fuck her tranny sex change brother , but that’s really no secret….I mean compared to her 51 year old body…it’s not my fault I’d be drawn to her younger more vibrant “sister”….

Ok, enough of this…I need to find something to cleanse these horrible unchristian thoughts…

Not that I’d seriously ever fuck a tranny, I’d just let them give me head, it’s so not gay that way.

I don’t know what I’m talking about, I guess Rosanna Arquette just has that affect on me…

Posted in:Rosanna Arquette

2011

27

Jan

Elle Macpherson Long Legs in Leggings of the Day

Retired models are alright, especially when showing off their nice long legs, even when those nice long legs are pushing 50, have a pile of kids, and are doing mommy duty by picking them up at school, cuz she’s got nothing else going on.

Retired models are even better when they are the aged version of the bitch who introduced me to bikini models, SI Swimsuit magazine spreads and see thru bikini tops back in 1989 when I was just a 18 year old immigrant….

Not that you care, and either do I, I just know that I appreciate erotica in all walks of life, including when bitches are just walking in life…If you know what I mean…and if you don’t. sit on a park bench this spring and you will see the light of everyday erotica…even if it’s not spread eagled and finger itself on stage.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2011

27

Jan

Some Suts at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited TO of the DAy

There are a lot of events that I don’t get invited to. I am not entirely sure why, I mean maybe it’s because I am not as important as any of these unknown bitches, maybe because I don’t suck dick, maybe cuz my tits are round and my man pussy not lubricated, but it’s probably because people don’t know I exist, not that I’d go if I was invited, cuz who the fuck are these bitches and why the fuck are the paparazzi taking pictures of them….but more importantly why the fuck am I posting pictures of them…

The movie is called The Rite. I’ve never heard of it but by the attendence of the premiere I can tell you it is going straight to DVD….

I didn’t bother googling them, I don’t even why I bothered posting them

Torrey De Vitto’s Pasties, assuming she’s not Danny De Vitto’s mistress…

Marija Karan….

Carla Ortiz…..

Charlotte Ross …..

Yeah, I don’t know why I did this post either…but it’s done…so we can all move on…

Posted in:The Rite|Torrey De Vitto

2011

27

Jan

Bar Refaeli in Lingerie of the Day

Israel has invented a lot of things…They are leaders of technology, they run lots of websites, but the bes thing they’ve done as a nation according to me and my ignorance to anything they’ve done, is made Bar Refaeli…

How can you go wrong with a bitch named after a bar, especially when you are an alcoholic and the bar is the only place that has ever felt like home to your drunken self….you know some people go through family photos to reflect on life…my memories are a general blur that always starts with me walking into a bar….and that feeling of familiarity is just that much stronger, that makes me want to pass out and puke inside it when the bar has tits like this.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

27

Jan

The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Useless of the day

The hills are unfortunately alive and they sound like leggings rubbing against vagina.

I try to limit my posts on the garbage from the hills because the entire run of that show, I couldn’t understand why these people were famous and I anxiously awaited their cancelation and demise cuz i knew the rest of the world caught on….so now that they are officially done and no one cares about them, the way I wanted all along, I hate mentioning them in fear that someone will land on this site, be reminded of them, and hunt them down to give them new opportunity, unless that someone is a serial killer and the new opportunity is playing the decapitated head in the freezer next to his mothers, and the tits he keeps in a box to masturbate on, in which case maybe this site does do good things for humanity…

Here are some pictures of the Hills, alive, sounding like leggings rubbing together…doing nothing….living the good life while you’re hard at work trying to pay your mortgage…cuz America likes them better than you…

So Here is Hills Number 1

And Here is Hills Number 2

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Whitney Port

2011

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a new way of getting random girls to add me on facebook cuz they aren’t comin’ to me, so I figure I gotta bea go getter in a way that facebook doesn’t raise red flags and delete me again, it’s the simple strategy of mistaken identity, but not the “Hey didn’t we go to school together, cuz I know we didn’t, but it’s a safe entry point, even though it makes me look like a creepy liar, who even if I did go to high school with you, and you don’t remember, you’d want nothing to do with me”….I do the “Hey is your brother Steve (her last name), I used to work with him, I remember him saying he had a sister (her first name)”….

So far it’s got 100 percent success rate, however I did only try it once…

Play safe. Here are my stepLINKS

Nicole Richie Doing Coke
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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The 10 Sexiest Women from Melbourne:
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Sophie Monk In Her Bikini and is Officially a Whore
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Girlfriend Plays With Her Best Friends Pussy (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Most Spankable Booties in Sports
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Because If You’re Feeling As Shitty As I Am You’ll Need a Little Pick Me Up
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The Hottest Sluts On Chick Shows
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Michael VIck Gets and Endorsement Deal for Killing Dogs…
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College Babe Models Are Alwaya Fine By Me – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmmmmm Olivia Wilde Hotness of the Day
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Is Anybody Really Surprised More Jesse James Nazi Shit Has Surfaced?
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Because Toys Make Every Game More Fun…And More Sexy
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Isabella Fontana Nip Slip
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Yeah I’d Still Bang Demi Moore
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Erin McKinnon, Shay Maria, Shawn Dillon and Fernanda Prada Oh My
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RuPauls Drag Race Hilarity, Just Because
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Christina Aguilera Totally See Through
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Nicole Kidman Naked Throwback, Just Because
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Now This is the Type of Secretary I Would Like (NSFW)
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Knock, Knock, KNOCK OUT – VIDEO
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Tyra Banxxx is All Sorts of Sexy (NSFW)
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Fist Fight on the Porn Set! (NSFW) – VIDEO
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A Whole Lot of Maria Millions
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Running Your Cousin Down Over Facebook Drama is Perfectly Acceptable, No?
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Young Teen Rubs Oil All Over Her Ass (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lana Croft and Leilani = Pussy Play (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Model Danica Thrall Topless Outtakes (NSFW)
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Jessica Alba & Diane Kruger Just Because
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Kayden Kross Has Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Playboy Girls of the Lingerie Football League
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Yet Another Cutey Asian
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Arianny Celeste vs Brittany Palmer – UFC Octagon Girls
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Cute Cute Little
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Selma Blair is Worth Banging
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Gemma Merna Looks Like A Smart Woman and By Smart Woman, I Mean Has Nice Cans
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Carla Gugino Does Esquire Mexico
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Ashley Tisdale is in Frilly Short Shorts
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Striptease of the Day
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Jersey Shore Does Italy – Disgusting
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This Porn Star Fucked A Cop:
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Ahhhhh – it was Pubic Hair Caught Between Blake’s Teeth
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Miley Cyrus Personal “Wrap Party” Pics
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Exclusive: How Fuckable Is This Ass?
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Kourtney Kardashian Shows Off Her Generous Tits
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The Kardashian’s Have Their Own Church. No, Really!
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Isabeli Fontana Has Some Cute Nipples. Here’s One Of Them
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BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND – ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS!!

I have a Feeling THis Photobucket Set is Illegal
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

26

Jan

Girl Playing Soccer in a Bikini of the Day

I refuse to talk about my alcoholism, but instead choose to watch a bitch in a bikini play soccer…

As a man who’s is married to a woman who’s favorite sport is competitive eating, you know breaking records with herself to see how much she can shovel down her throat, this is a friendly reminder that I suck at life.

I generally don’t do the whole jock bitch thing, but not eating her ass is pretty much a friendly reminder that I suck at life…

Enjoy…and for the record, she’s 18 if you think she is, which I do…

Posted in:amateur

2011

26

Jan

Kate Major Outs Michael Lohan for Being a Cokehead of the Day

[REMOVED DUE TO CRIMINAL CHARGES]

Marky Hutt, friend of Michael Lohan and New York Male escort is apparently out for revenge. He posted a recorded conversation with Michael Lohan’s on and off again fiance, Kate Major, where she calls him out for being a cokehead, not that any of that really matters….

I don’t know how legit this is, it doesn’t sound that legit to me, it sounds scripted, but why would anyone put the time into this shit, unless they were paid by Michael Lohan,

All I know about Kate Major is that she has fat tits….

I don’t like Michael Lohan, he’s an attention whore and totally uninteresting, he even tried to start shit with me in the past, cuz he’s insane, so it’s nice when that he gets called out for being a coke head, when he plays this religious representative who is higher than the average man on a spiritual level, when in reality he’s just higher than the average man thanks to drugs.

Who really cares about these bottom feeders and their drama, especially when the bitch on the phone is as fat as this pig, I only care about tasting Lindsay Lohan’s vagina…Maybe this will get me one step closer…

I know you don’t give a fuck about this, either do I, but I am posting it anyway cuz maybe other people do….other people being Entertainment Tonight, cuz I’ve always wanted up inside Mary Hart’s heart, and by heart I mean vagina.

I doubt this is my big breaking story….Scandal….cuz everyone wants to be famous…

Posted in:Kate Major

2011

26

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens is in a Bikini for Candies of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens will always be the hairy little ethnic looking teenage dream from some bullshit Disney Franchise who dated a homo in order to help solidify the success of that Dinsey Franchise…but I only know her for her NAKED PICTURE that was probably taken when she was underage, when she was too excited about her newly sprouted pubic hair, to shave/wax/etc….

Which brings up a very important point, that girls never have to shave/wax/etc their bush. Bush is fucking amazing, except maybe when it comes to politics, cuz bush is the natural state a pussy is supposed to be in and that alone makes it highly erotic….to rub your hands through, to have tickle your mouth, to suck in all the natural scents it absobs….

Marketing, and closet case fratboys, porn and the media, have programmed all bitches to go bald, leaving bush a dying commodity that I want to bring back….so day by day, I pitch my case to random girls….

Today alone I have had two fights, with 2 different girls about bush and how they need to grow it out, cuz bald is laziness, tacky and expected….you might as well be in Ed Hardy on Jersey shore….

But there’s no getting through to a bitch, they don’t see the importance of decorating the fucking Christmas tree that is their twat, they just like to lay it all out there for us, all skin and lip, when a properly manicured bush takes far more love than clear cutting the shit….

I’m not talking to let the yard overgrow, I’m saying hide a fucking garderner, but leave me some of the plants to appreciate…..

So here is Vanessa Hudgens as the face of Candies….while I see her as the face for pubic hair for tomorrow…a NPO I’m working on getting off the ground…

Here is the behind the scenes footage:

Here is the bikini pic acting 3 for the perverts….


To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

26

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Titty is Boring in a Tight Dress of the Day

Who gives a fuck about Jessica Alba. We need to remember her as the starlet who wronged us. Who chose her cunt self over her career and keeping her pervert fans happy. Who felt too important to get naked on camera, cuz she felt she had integrity and didn’t want to cheapen herself, even though she only was getting work for being hot, and who instead went and got knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was trying to dump her, like she lived in the fucking projects or some shit….The whole thing is fucking ghetto and I hope the only way she ever makes a comeback involves me seeing if her pussy is an inny or an outty…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Here she is showing off skinny calves on the street….like a common whore….

Posted in:Jessica Alba