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2009

12

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Passive Aggressive Finger of the Day

I think Lindsay Lohan is awesome, but my advice to her would be to do funnier stunts to the paparazzi to get them to fuck off…. you know scratching your chin with your sex organ if you’re in a lesbian relationship is almost annoying and childish, throwing her feces or her dog’s feces, or maybe even an old used tampon, maybe even a hot drink, red paint, a midget would be a lot better. Sure she’s got to keep up appearances to ensure a future career and she has to be a pleasure to take pictures of because it’s all part of the PR machine, but I think it’s time for her to take shit up a notch and really do some fucking damage. I want to see some broken fucking noses and shit…

Posted in:Finger|Lindsay Lohan

2009

12

Jan

Anna Faris Lookin’ Hot Smoking of the Day

For those of you who like when girl’s smoke and the whole grey skin, grey pussy, haggard face, stink, cancer, disgusting teeth and fingers that comes with it. Here’s some pics of that Anna Faris bitch smoking and lookin’ what I would consider her fucking best. I don’t even know who this bitch is, and who really cares….I know that I don’t….

Posted in:Anna Faris|Smoking

2009

12

Jan

Rihanna Wasn’t Hiding a Nose Job, She Was Hiding Herpes of the Day

I posted some pics of Rihanna covering her face the other day, I am too lazy to link it, but I figured she got a nose job and was pulling a Michael Jackson, I didn’t even think she was covering up some mouth sores, because all the bitches I know who get this shit, embrace it and accept it as an inevitable outcome of their lifestyle and work. One once asked me if a soldier was ashamed of his amputations knowing he got them fighting for the country’s freedom, apparently, that was her rationale as to why she sucked dirty dick.

So Rihanna has mouth herpes, and so do 75% of the population, maybe she shouldn’t be such a pussy about letting the world in on her dirty little past that got her to where she is today.

Posted in:Herpes|Rihanna

2009

12

Jan

Goldie Hawn in her Bathing Suit of the Day

I was walking down the street the other day and saw a mother daughter prostitute combo. They were dressed like classier whores than I was used to, but they were still whores. I could tell because they offered to suck my dick for 100 dollars, and since I’ve always wanted a double blowjob, I had no choice but to stop and inquire about the details. The mom went on about how her and her daughter are down on their luck, they both don’t have jobs and that they are trying to make ends meet. The mother got into hooking years earlier and made a decent life for herself because she really had no choice but to do the things she did. She was a little upset when she found out her 18 year old followed in her footsteps, but after accepting the way things were going to play out, and having no real hate for the profession, she figured she could maximize revenue by working together as a combo fetish deal and she figured since she made her, licking her pussy wasn’t much different than tucking her in at night and reading her a bedtime story.

They reminded me of Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson, only the mom I was talking to had a way better body than these sloppy pics of Goldie doing us a favor in a one-piece.

Posted in:Bathing|Goldie Hawn

2009

12

Jan

Nicole Kidman’s Got Cameltoe of the Day

Here’s a little Nicole Kidman cameltoe for those of you who are still curious about this red vagina, especially post Tom Cruise. I mean based on the Tom Cruise stories I’ve heard, I just always assumed she was packing a solid set of testicles, I mean it would explain why they adopted kids. I just thought she was like this doll-like soft spoken asian tranny I spent a night having drinks with because she was the closest thing I ever got to glamor. I mean, I guess these pics prove the whole reason she and Tom Cruise broke up and so did that pregnancy with her cowboy, but I am still skeptical and think this is just a good tuck job. I really don’t have much to say about this because I am sad on the inside, but at least the thought of Nicole Kidman’s lie of a pussy, makes me feel a little better about my life and that night I kissed the asian tranny because I was caught up in the moment.

Posted in:Cameltoe|Nicole Kidman

2009

12

Jan

Lady Gaga Wears her Leather Pants for Her Big Black Ass of the Day

Here’s a slut who thinks she’s an artist at what looks like an airport in a pair of those leather leggings all the sluts are wearing, only unlike the sluts I know, she’s got some serious Kim Kardashian fat booty and like all bitches with fat booty, she’s very popular in the hip hop clubs…..sure, I like a nice fat ass as much as a brother, but I have trouble seeing part her broken crack use lookin’ face to appreciate all her Italian family dinners gave her.

If you’re wondering what having a real fat ass….here’s a little glimpse…

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga|Pants

2009

12

Jan

Whitney Port in Her Bikini for Her Shitty Show of the Day

If you’re looking for everything fake in a person except a good set of tits, here’s Whitney Port on set, if you can really call it that, of her new reality based show “The City” that she’s filming a scene for in Miami. They are staged, they are useless, she is skinny and I’d fuck her, so I am posting it, even if it’s all fucking lies…

Posted in:Bikini|The City|Whitney Port

2009

12

Jan

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I’ve been pretty slow moving today, I admit it. I figure since everyone posts the same thing, I might as well let them have a head start because what I plan on writing is so much better than them, they need the advantage, but the truth is that I don’t actually believe that and that my wife got mad at me after finding out I convinced an amateur pornstar in training/stripper to let me lick her cunt a couple of weeks ago and threw the modem out the window. I figure I saved the shit and went out to coffee shop to avoid her wrath and by wrath I mean the liklihood that she’s going to sit on my face and relive the glorious moment I spent with a drunk/high/vulnerable/sad/willing and gullible 19 year old I promised fame and fortune to, to make herself feel like she’s still desirable, which she is definitely not.

Here’s some stepFORUM action…

Register to See Everything and Get Invloved!
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———Celebs———

HOT – Louise Porter: “Reality TV’s Hottest !” in Zoo Mag (NSFW)
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini Top and looking hot
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HOT – Cat Deeley in Arena Magazine (SFW)
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Amber Heard Looking Hot @ 3rd Annual Pre-Sundance Lounge
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Tina Fey @ The Golden Globes
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Blake Lively Looking Hot
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Megan Fox Gorgeous @ Annual Golden Globe Awards
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Angelina Jolie – 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Arrivals
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Amanda Bynes in tight jeans – out and about
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HOT – Natasha Mealey lingerie bikini thong shoot (SFW)
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Haylie Duff Looking Hot Out and about in short jean skirt
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Evan Rachel Wood, Stunning @ 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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Maria Menounos Gorgeous @ Golden Globe Awards
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Kristen Bell looks amazing in an Unknown Photoshoot
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Selena Gomez – Platinum blonde hair!
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Marisa Tomei – The Art of Elysium Gala
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Tera Patrick at the AVN Awards and Adult Expo
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Freida Pinto @ 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Arrivals
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———E-books———

iPod & iTunes For Dummies, 3rd Edition
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Photoshop CS4 For Dummies
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———Music———

Everlast – Love, War And The Ghost Of Whitey Ford (Advance)
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Andrew Bird – Useless Creature (Advance)
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DJ Drez & Marty Williams
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Alice In Chains – The Essential Alice In Chains
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Dance Megamix vol.1 2C
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Franz Ferdinand – Tonight: Franz Ferdinand
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Michael Jackson & the Jackson 5 – The Motown Years 50 Hits
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Rollings Band – Nice
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Miles davis – Someday My Prince Will Come
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Chris De Burgh – The Ultimate Collection
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Lady Paradox- Kind of Peace
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Butthole Surfers – Electriclarryland
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The Mighty Diamonds – Right Time
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White Lion – Return Of The Pride
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———Nacho’s Comedy Albums——–

Sam Kinison – Live (11-30-86)
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Dave Chappelle – Live (4-14-04)
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Dave Chappelle – Live At The Pittsburgh Improv
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———Random——–

Real Girls (some NSFW)
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Natalie Portman Wallpapers Gallery
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Girls Kissing
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Scarlett Johansson Wallpapers Gallery
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———Movies and TV———

The Violent Kind
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Good Luck Chuck
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Law & Order Thread
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Psych – All Seasons
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Mother Of Tears (DVD Rip)
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Damages
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———Games———

Silent Hill HomeComing 2008
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Alone in The Dark 2008 PC
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———Sleaziness———

Brittanys Bod
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Sean’s Random Amateurs!
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St@re magazine – Desiree Viens
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Money Shots
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Milton Twins #4
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Backdoor To Brazil
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Young and Busty
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Big Tits Round Asses – Cassandra
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Jenna Doll – Nice Rack 15 – Her First Scene
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booty
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Huge Tits on Franka
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More Randoms From Sean
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———Screening Room———

Smart Car 70MPH impact into concrete
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

12

Jan

Brody Jenner and His Slut Girlfriend of the Day

Brody Jenner is dating some porn looking bitch, at least that’s what I think she is based on her shitty whore outfit that she looks like she may have fought a stripper in the sex shop on boxing day for. I guess dating a porn looking bitch is the way to go when force the world in on his deep dark secret, and that secret is that he wraps he belt around his neck while jerking off to a pair of Spencer Pratt’s dirty underwear. Either way, she probably gives good head and when you’re scared of vagina, head is a good thing, cuz you can always imagine it’s Spencer’s Gag Reflex spitting back up on you.

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Girlfriend|Slut

2009

10

Jan

Lily Allen Picture of the Day

I decided to start a new feature that will probably only last this one time, so take it in, shit’s limited edition like all those street wear kids like their shoes to be. I came across this picture from a week ago of my favorite chubby UK singer with a barren uterus and cocaine addiction, Lily Allen and her very old “I have daddy issues because the man I am fucking has grey hair and a middle-aged beer belly” making out on the beach, but this picture was in the set and it was just too funny to not post. And that concludes the Lily Allen Picture of the Day

And here’s the grey haired dude she’s fucking setting up this shot because he’s a fucking pervert who clearly likes girls who know how to get a good abortion/miscarriage.

Posted in:Beach|Lily Allen|Picture of the Day

2009

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried getting into a club last night when I was wasted and the guy working the door told me to lose 30 pounds and get 20 years younger and to maybe take a shower and then he pushed me, so I went to emotionally eat some of the greasiest pizza and I am not talking John Travolta Grease, I am talking heart attack grease and I was surrounded by people fat enough to make me lose my appetite, even though I don’t generally care about that kind of thing and embrace impending death. Then one of the fattest guys I ever saw came up to me to tell me I looked like a fat version of one of his friends and that he needed a picture, when I told the guy that in my head I am not a fatter version of anything except maybe Perez Hilton, he tried to justify his dis by slapping at his fat belly saying that there’s nothing wrong with being fat, but the damage was done and I guess I have to accept that eventually I was going to turn into my wife, only instead of wearing matching Hawaiian shirts on vacation, we wear matching guts everyday and that almost makes me want to start working out and eating better, but not just yet, maybe next week and while I sit here eating my donuts, you can click on these links…..they are good.

Peta Is Just Is Fucked Up
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I Need As Much As I Can Get of Amanda Bynes
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The 15 Hottest New Porn Stars
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Nikki Cox’s Lips Are Just Too Fucking Much
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Banana Fireworks Fun
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Nessa Will Make a Small Portion of Your Dreams Come True
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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George Lucas’ Doodles From the Set of Star Wars
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Sacha Cohen Movie is Going to Piss Everyone Right the Fuck Off
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More From the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show
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Diane Kruger Panty Upskirt
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Kanye West Really Just Wants to Ruin His Career Completely
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Maybe Lohan and Ronson Did Break Up Afterall
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Katy Perry and Eva LongWHOREia Are Ugly
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Hohan Wants Sean Penn’s Peen So Bad She Can Taste It
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Megan Foxe’s Audition Tape for Transformers
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Strip Go Karting Looks Like My Kind of Sport
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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In Here, a Tiger Eats This Guys Head Off
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Lisen Wants to Invite You In
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Respect My Authority or Get Knocked the Fuck Out
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Web Cam Bobie Collection
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Because Every Guy Need a Few Proper Sluts i
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David Beckham’s Son Drives a Porche. And He is Six.
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Angelina Jolie is About to Known Anne Hatheway the Fuck Out
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Kid Slaps His Dad With a DVD
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Brooke Burke is Full Bangable
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Lorena Has Legs For Days
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Man Evan Rachel Wood Really Gets Around
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God Damn I Love Kate Beckinsale
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katie Price is in Lingerie
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Head Between the Titties
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Japanese Black Face is a Bit Racialist IMO
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Alexa Loren is a Cowgirl
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Olivia Munn In Her Bikini for the Nerds.
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Pregnant Ghetto Fight At Chucky Cheese
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Make Your Own Wide Angle/Fish Eye Photo Lense
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WTF is Wrong With This Vagina?
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The Olsen Twins Need to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Juno – The Alternate Endings
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Some Drunken Housewive’s Flashin’ Their Asses…
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Amount of Calories Burned with Different Sexual Positions.
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A Couple BLonde Whores You’d Expect To Be Sucking Dick on Video By The End of the Night
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

09

Jan

Mother Teaching Her Daughter To Dance on the Stripper Pole….of the Day

Remember a time mother’s would teach their daughter’s the simple things in life. How to sew, how to bake, how to do the dishes, how to do laundry, how to service her man. Then mother’s taught their daughter to hate men, to be independent, to get jobs and to study hard, and now we’re reverting back to the good old days, of pleasing your man, only without the whole taking care of the house bullshit, because that’s not how gold diggin’ hoes work and that’s not how whore mother’s slut pass on the getting naked for money cuz it’s an easy way to find a rich husband life lessons. This video is disturbing.

Posted in:Daughter|Mother|Stripper Pole

2009

09

Jan

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I am pretty bored of this celebrity shit. It’s not inspiring at all….I figure why bother posting it when I can find the same fucking pictures on every fucking site 3 days before I post it….

So while I gather my thoughts and reflect on this discovery by drinking, here’s some action going on in the stepFORUM…

I’ll be back…I always come back…

Register to See Everything and Get Invloved!
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———Celebs———

HOT – Lucy Pinder – Topless/Underwear – Nuts Website (NSFW)
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HOT – Ana Beatriz Barros – Topless in Vogue Magazine (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Looking hot – Interview Magazine Feb. 09
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Britney Spears freaking out at Burbank dance studio 1-06-09
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AnnaLynne McCord – 35th Annual People’s Choice Awards
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Amanda Bynes looking hot @ VH1’s 14th Annual Critics Choice
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Katy Perry – Leggy Hollywood candids 1-07-09
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Jennifer Connelly in British Harper’s Bazaar – Feb 09
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Lori Loughlin – 35th annual People’s Choice awards 1-07-09
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Milla Jovovich – Matthew Hranek Photoshoot 2008
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Paris Hilton – 35th People’s Choice Awards
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Jessica Stroup looks amazing
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Samantha Harris Gorgeous @ People’s Choice awards
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Michelle Marsh leaving the Sugar Reef bar
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Christina Applegate – Your Old Fap Fantasy
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Brooke Burke
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Carmen Electra with Massive Cleavage getting out of car
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Olivia Munn Flaunts her Bikini Body
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———Nacho’s Comedy Albums——–

Bill Cosby – For Adults Only
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Al Murray – Live At The Palladium
GO

Bill Bailey – Tinselworm
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———Music———

Keri Hilson – In a Perfect World (Advance)
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Elvis Presley The 50 Greatest Love Songs
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The Essential Kenny G
GO

Sonic Youth – 4 Tunna Brix
GO

Look At All The Love We Found- A Tribute To Sublime
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Peter Murphy – Holy Smoke
GO

Kissology
GO

Girlschool – Demolition
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T99 – Children of Chaos
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Jimmy Eat World – Firestarter EP
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1000 Homo DJ’s – Supernaut
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Joan Osborne – Early Recordings
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the Wraith – Original SoundTrack
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Rockers- Soundtrack
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———Random——–

More Busey Madness!
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Scarlett Johansson Wallpapers Gallery
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Natalie Portman Wallpapers Gallery
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Bikini Poll
GO

Pedo Bear!
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Real Chicks (Some NSFW)
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Cow gives birth to douche hipster (video)
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———Movies and TV———

The Monkees TV Show
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City of Ember (2008
GO

Max Payne Unrated DVD-Rip
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Law and Order Thread
GO

Bolt DVD Screener
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Wipeout
GO

Splinter
GO

Nip/Tuck Thread
GO

Spaced: Complete Series
GO

Baseball: A Film By Ken Burns
GO

———Sleaziness———

Pamela Spice first hardcore
GO

Random Sluts
GO

Big Tits, Round Asse
GO

Evelyn Lin – Amateur Creampie
GO

St@re M@g@zine Thread!!!
GO

Chunky chick gets DPed
GO

Onion Booty – Francesca’s juciy booty
GO

Young With Funbags
GO

Tiffany Rayne – College Teens Book Bang
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

09

Jan

Rihanna Lookin’ Her Best of the Day

I like Rihanna, I think she’s got something hot about her, maybe it’s because she’s from the islands, acts slutty and laid back like a girl who likes to lie in bed all day and suck your dick, maybe it’s because Jay Z exploited her and didn’t pay her much making her never lose her chambermaid roots, maybe it’s cuz she’s a number 1 popstar but none of that matters, what does matter is that I have never seen Rihanna look as good as this. She’s on some Michael Jackson post plastic surgery kick, maybe she finally got that nose job she needs, and that makes me want to jerk off and use that scarf as a cum rag while Chris Brown dances around…

Posted in:Covered Up|Hiding|Rihanna

2009

09

Jan

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass Gets Her Nails Done of the Day

Kim Kardashian brought her ass out to get a mani/pedi in some workout gear that she clearly wears for fashion and not utility, because the last time this fat ass did anything cardiovascular it was seeing how many donuts it could swallow and by donuts I mean big black penis and the last time she broke a sweat is when the air conditioning broke last summer. But even though she’s useless, she’s still rich and managed to fill her fun filled day by taking a solid hour to make herself feel important by ordering some poor asian around by getting her to slave over her dumpy fucking feet, something some of you may consider a lesbian dominatrix experience….but I consider boring, but not as boring as this fucking post, I need to go out and get inspired….

Bonus – Here’s the Video

Posted in:Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian|Nails