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2019

08

Jul

Maya Hawke Love Magazine of the Day

MAYA HAWKE LOVE MAGAZINE

MAYA HAWKE is a reminder that Ethan Hawke has cum inside Uma Thurman at least once…and that beautiful, almost homosexual cuz Uma Thurman is like a man…a man that created this spoiled, entitled rich kid who I guess is trying to be a hip and cool model or actress on social media…doing some press which I am sure is very hard for her thanks to her big Uma tits, without the big UMA everything else cuz Uma is big….but more importantly…her big Uma trust fund and big Uma connections.

I do like Ethan Hawke as an actor, so staring at his daughters tits, makes her tits more important than other tits that lack that Hollywood association…so I get why the kids of the rich and famous…get where they get doing pretty simplistic things..

Maya Hawke Love Magazine


Maya Hawke Love Magazine

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2019

08

Jul

Lindsey Vonn Bikini of the Day

Lindsay Vonn Bikini

Lindsay Vonn taking a break from riding black dick to let you know how much she loves America…despite her black dick being Canadian…

You know she means it, cuz her bikini is a USA flag…it can’t be shameless cries for attention knowing that her fan base is excited by the flag, I mean she’s an Olympian, that’s the biggest thing she’s done…representing team USA…not wearing an American Flag bikini would be a crime…as would her romantic relationship if she was in the deep south in thee 60s…but now…is fair game of fill that blonde with the hight pain threshold, who is both strong and thick girl and capable to be stretched the fuck out until she can’t take anymore…which apparently hasn’t happened yet….

You know when you look at a girl and you can tell she’s been fisted, or is capable of being fisted….it’s just a sort of feeling you get when you meet them….well that’s Lindsey Vonn in a nutshell and by nutshell I mean American flag bikini…the ultimate in paying respect to your country on July 4th.


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2019

08

Jul

Marta Gromova Naked of the Day

Marta Gromova Naked

Marta Gromova is naked again…I guess it has given her a taste of whatever she’s looking for. Attention. Rich Men. Likes and Follows….whatever her currency is…she’s getting it and that means more and more nudes for you.

It may not be sex work to her, maybe it’s artistry, but to me the two are the same…if you use your body to get ahead or for personal gain be aware that you’re that kind of whore, as opposed to the kind of whore we all are, slaving away for shitty paychecks, to put towards debt we owe banks and credit cards and whoever else, in a worth more dead than alive, over extended, living a shit life trying to keep up with those on instagram…situation…

If I was a girl, my life would consist of selling vagina selfies. It is easy to do from the comfort of your own home and require zero skill and minimal effort….cash in…thanks to the internet presenting you with so much opportunity with all the lonely perverts with their credit cards in hand…

Marta Gromova Naked

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2019

08

Jul

Anja Rubik Nipple of the Day

Anja Rubik Nipple See Through

Are you surprised that Anja Rubik has her nipples out ? I am…..I mean how dare she bring her nipple out in public like some woman in the park protesting her rights to feed her baby tit out in public…like we are still fucking animals living in tribes….despite having built civilization…with public bathrooms and homes of our own where we can stick to the fucking feeding…not that we mind the feeding since we are perverts and a full breast milk tit is a good one…I mean just yesterday while walking in the park, I saw a breast feeder with a blanket over her tit and I was genuinely mad at here, like doesn’t she understand the plight of the nipple being desexualized…doesn’t she know the “does my nipple offend you” movement while showing nipple and why they fuck wasn’t she taking that route…I guess she wasn’t a real feminist like Anja Rubik…cuz the real feminists are the one willing to show the nipple for the cause….that isn’t even a real cause…but instead a silly cause that is really just focused on girls wanting to show their tits….for attention…like titty model Anja Rubik in a “I’ve shown my tits for decades as a model, now I can take it to the streets to get my fearless thrills”….

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2019

08

Jul

The Most Important Bottle Cap Challenge Video of the Day

The internet is a weird place that allows people to interact with each other, and through boredom and cellphone technology that put a camera in everyone’s hand, it allowed for the competitive nature of people to come out, in the form of challenges. Everyone stifled creatively to come up with an original concept, but so quick to hop on any and all trends that happened or that pop up, because it’s easier to join the bandwagon, especially when looking for clout.

The latest in challenges is the bottle cap challenge, where people try to open bottle caps by kicking them in the most viral ways….something the world needs in these times…and like the ice bucket challenge, the licking ice cream and putting it back challenge, and all other challenges…it exists….and this is the best one so far.

I mean I didn’t look to find other ones, they are likely all over the porn sites, but an ass, some hot sauce…..works for me…simplistic in it’s attention seeking.

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2019

08

Jul

Bella Thorne Spread Pussy of the Day

Bella Thorne Pussy Spread Bikini

Bella Thorne is a slimy looking rich kid from Disney, who has turned her life around to become an “entity” in and of herself…thanks to Disney signing her up, promoting her to all the perverts into Disney as they do, that Minnie Mouse bitch, what a whore in that provocative outfit…

So, thanks to social media, she’s not a personality, outside of her life changing roles, and a lot of her personality is being loud and annoying, because that’s how you get noticed, that energy that kills in auditions, the other part of it is getting fake tits and showing them off without doing straight up porn, cuz that forces you out of the mainstream pay checks, and into the porn / cam girl / patreon world…when the real money is in the mainstream…so keep talking to people about being slutty…and be slutty…but don’t masturbate on instagram…just pretend to…in a rub my pussy / lick my fingers that is going on right here…

Keep your slutty strategic girls…

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2019

08

Jul

Michelle Monaghan Anal Sex Position of the Day

Michelle Monaghan Anal Sex Position

Michelle Monaghan….

I never watched Lost…so this lost in the wilderness in a bathing suit with no beach…just for the sake of being in a bathing suit for social media….does nothing for me…

But I do this for you man…and I know you committed to that show like so many people did and this was the hot chick on the show…which is the key to success of any show….you need the hot chicks…and even when they aren’t hot…if they are the only girl on the show they slowly become the hot chick of the show…since we are all perverts and sexualize everyone…and everything…

Michelle Monaghan Anal Sex Position

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2019

08

Jul

Sarah Hyland Pussy From the Back of the Day

Sarah Hyland See Through

Sarah Hyland is staying relevant by posting a sheer dress in the sunlight…all backlit and high concept. Not bad for a rich dying girl with a genetic disease that has given her more than one Kidney like she was Stevie Wonder…

I guess when you spend your days on social media, noticing hot girls doing half naked shit and getting attention for it, it’s only a matter of time before they end up trying it out themselves, especially when they are celebs who love attention and who spend their lives fighting to get in front of people, when all they need to do is this kind of content…slutty always wins, even with the weirdos who have spent their lives on TV making millions…what they want is what all the insta THOTS got…and it’s pretty easy to get….just get NUDE or “nude-ish”…


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Sarah Hyland See Through

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2019

08

Jul

Sarah McDaniel and Julia Rose Get Naked of the Day

Sarah McDaniel got new tits, here she is with Julia Rose

Sarah McDaniel is better known as KROTCHY, who was some funny girl with two colored eyes who went viral on the internet a few years ago. The blogs loved her….

Well as it turns out, she’s still got two different colored eyes, but she’s also got the worst fucking fake tits every.. There are bolt ons, but there are bolt ons by a drunk blind guy….she’s got the latter…

I get it, girls want big tits for attention, or for their career and big tits help, but there is nothing worse than shitty fake tits.

I would take lopsided saggy, soft to the touch, real tits over soccer ball, US WOMEN’s soccer with their equal pay cries….up stapled to her damn chest…

The girl Julia Rose is another IG whore who does premium snapchat, patreon, etc for pay…and runs a slutty IG account with pics of her friends…but you can barely see or notice her next to Krotchy’s monster implants on some Frankenstein kick…

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2019

08

Jul

Sarah Michelle Gellar Pussy Print of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar Pussy Print

Sarah Michelle Gellar getting slutty on Instagram…because that is what women seem to be coded to do, not just on instagram but in all aspects of their life, it is how they get ahead, even when they pretend it’s not, and I think that it is a glorious thing, at least when the women doing it aren’t fat…even though nowadays fat girls are using their sex appeal to perverts and fetishists alike to get what they want out of men…and I guess so are old moms, like Sarah Michelle Gellar…BUFFY to you fan boy nerd fucks who are still around from that era cuz you’re too scared to kill yourself like you probably should…

I figure at any age, a slutty pic for likes to feel more desired or validated is perfectly socially acceptable behavior…if you’re skinny enough and Sarah Michelle Gellar or SMG as she prefers to be called is pulling it off….despite all the odds being against her…and by all odds, I mean no odds, she’s old but she’s also rich and famous…so she can overcome.

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