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2011

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I figured I’m slow to rise, so I might as well post links to other people who actually take this internet thing seriously….

I also figured that I’m not that interesting of a site…at least based on my twitter and my traffic…so that I should just direct you to real websites as clearly you’ve ended up here by accident…

Gotta Love Those Bollywood Hotties
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Who Has the NBA’s Hottest Dance Squad?
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Free Cam Shows Are the Best Kind, No?
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Gabrielle Union is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Guess Which Blonde Hussy Was Out Last Night Getting Drunker Than I am This Morning?
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Realhouse Wife is a Looking Good Sweetheart or Possibly a Deformed Mutant of the Day
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Everybody Has Got to Love Sexy Twins
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Laura Dore is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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The Best Kind of Safe Sex Takes Place With a Banana
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Bai Ling Almost Did a Swan Dive Out of Celebrity Rehab
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Posted in:MHLD

2011

10

Mar

Megan Fox Got Work of the Day

I saw these screen caps the other day, I was going to ignore them because I hate Megan Fox and I am glad she self-sabotaged by marrying David from 90210 who is not David from 90210 on Desperate Housewives cuz dude’s got pills to pay….

The only explanation for this movie she’s in is that some kids shat it out, got their rich dad to finance it, needed to attact a star so people would watch it, figured Megan Fox wasn’t working anymore since her only gig fired her, and offered her a couple hundred bucks to really let the world see her Oscar potential…

THis is her Hilary Swank Boys Don’t Cry opportunity that saves her life as an actor….but I’m pretty sure it won’t…

Let’s just hope there’s a scene where she gives a vagina puppet show..

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are the stepLINKS!!!!

I thought about writing more but figured why the fuck bother….the only exciting thing that happened to me was when I was walking the dog and an old guy with a can outwalked me, motherufcker just passed me reminding me how fucking out of shape and near death I am……..which is really not exciting at all…I’m more into teen pregnancy, bitches in coffee shops picking wedgies, anything but this….

Thanks god for my stepLINKS…..

Sofia Vergara Hot on Set of the Day
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WTF Photo Slut of the Day
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My Favorite Way To Spend My Night – Cuz Free Cam Girls are More Entertianing Than Shitty TV….
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The 25 Sexiest Stars of the Real World
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Kelly Brooke’s Amazing Profile in Spandex Amazingness
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Mel Gibson Didn’t Go to Jail Because Celebs Never Go to Jail Ever
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Audrina Patridge in a BikinI Photoshoot
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JET PACK SKIIS OMG
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Brunette Does a Self Fisting
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Get Laid on Vacation, It’s the Best Part
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Razzies of Sports: Funniest Dives and Flops of All Time
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Gotta Love Chicks WHo Strip Down on Camera
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Playtime Isn’t Proper Without Toys
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Sophie Monk and Her Hard Nipples
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Jennifer Lawrence and Hailee Steinfeld
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Sexy Kylie Bisutti FHM Photoshoot
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Charlize Theron Looks Cold
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PETA banned super bowl ad auditions
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Julianne Hough Looks Hot When Working Out
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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You`re Gonna Want to Get to Know Ronnie
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Tacos Del Rios Fight! Yes! – VIDEO
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Say Hello to Laura Dore
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Miley Cyrus Freaks the Fuck Out on a Paparazzo hahahah – VIDEO
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Some Eva Angelina is Always Good
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Teacher Takes Leave After Student Discovers Her Porn Star Past
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Two Busty Teens Get Showered & Play Touchy
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Lesbian Lick Fest – VIDEO
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Top 5: Sexting Fails
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Man, Emma Stone is Looking Hot
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Nicole Graves Has One Hot Ass
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Caroline Francischini Looks Hot In Swimwear
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Everyone Once and Awhile, I Find a Hipster Babe That Takes My Breath Away
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Mila Kunis is Looking Hot as Always
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aaliyah Love is One Hot Slut
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Megan Fox is Looking Trashy in Her New Movie
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Katy Perry Looks Like She`s Dropping a Turd
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Striptease of the Day
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Charleze Theron Turns Me On With Her Nipples
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Justin Bieber Almost Loses His Pants
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Sophie Monk And Her Braless Tits Are Now Single
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Miley Cyrus In Her Bra And Panties
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

09

Mar

Britney Spears Does Out Magazine for the Gays of the Day

Britney Spears did some Gaga shit and tried to tap into the gay market, as the gays are her only remaining fans, like she was Gaga, as Gays are too jacked up on poppers getting fucked up the ass bareback in bathouses or getting treated for AIDS to notice that shitty pop isn’t as fun as they think it is…

I know you guys have probably already seen the Britney spread in the latest Out magazine, you know because you’re faggots, but I figured I’d post the pictures anyway, cuz she’s showing off her weathered mom pussy in leotard….something I’m kinda into as I anxiously await her nude pics/sex tape to be released…they are coming…cuz she’s one of those crazy people who feels so exposed that she doesn’t mind letting the public see all of her…from shitting to being shit on…she’s down…

Here are some quotes that taught us she likes being fat and will be fat when her contract is up….and that she’s not a lesbian cuz cock feels so good, especially when having a schizophrenic bi-polar episode….

My idea of hell is…
Being on a diet.

What women (living or dead) could make you think twice about your sexuality?
I only have eyes for men.

What is the best advice you’ve gotten and who was it from?
My mom said when you have a bad day, eat ice cream. That’s the best advice.

I would have expected a racier shoot from the gays, maybe some strap-on high concept shit, but I guess since gays are scared of pussy to begin with, putting a mom pussy that’s been through hell and back would have been a bad idea for sales….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

09

Mar

Katy Perry Big Tits Performing Badly of the Day

Katy Perry and her sloppy body, no style, ugly face, bad skin, no talent, irritating songs with shitty lyrics and bubblegum pop that makes me want to kill myself that I wish had the same effect and that she followed through and the shit cuz she fucking sucks…I mean, when I’m not staring at her well positioned tits….she knows are all she’s good for!

Here’s a Behind the Scenes look at some DVD she’s releasing…This legendary preview that may make you want to kill yourself…cuz the only behind the scenes shit I’d be happy watching this cunt in would be her living with terminal cancer special they air after she died…..which hasn’t happen yet, but still hoping…Fingers crossed motherfuckers…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

09

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Does Ryan Phillippe of the Day

Amanda Seyfried was on a date with the dad she’s fucking…or rumored to be fucking….or staged for the public to think they are fucking cuz they have the same representation…and that’s just how Hollywood works…make up stories to make the agents more fucking money than they already get for doing nothing…

And as the unofficial Amanda Seyfried fan club, I like to track her every move….or at least every move in her Stripping sex scene from Chloe that I’ll keep bringing up and bringing up and bringing up until she brings some slutier fucking content for me to fixate on. I’m OCD like that….and she is amazing.

She’s the new Lohan and I’m a fan…thinking about her getting ravaged in the pussy after these pics were taken…cuz if you were stuck with mom of 3 Reese Witherspoon for years, this young pussy would be a breath of fresh air when used as a gas mask….

Here are a few pictures of her on Regis and Kathy Lee Ripa from earlier today promoting Red Clit Hood…

Here’s some Reese Witherspoon to remind you what he used to fuck after he knocked her up on set of Cruel Intentions and she kept it like a good hick would….can we collectively say #Upgrade.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

09

Mar

Meagan Good Tits and Ass of the Day

I still don’t know what Meagan Good does. But I do know her big tits and a nice round ass are real good….

I’ve got a black girl fetish that I can’t seem to oppress like it was a slave Meagan Good’s ancestor’s might have been able to relate to….no racist, just historical fact….a historical fact that would probably be the only way I’d get with a black girl, cuz they just don’t like me…

But maybe if I was her slave owner and she was my slave she’d have no choice but to do what I say…No Racist, just historical fact….and who’s to say we would find love or that I wouldn’t have been a socially conscious slave owner with benefits…

Hey, relax on the hating me about the slave owner comments, I’m not white and Mexicans were lower on the slave chain than the blacks….

I’m just saying it cuz the only girls who get down with me are either paid pretty badly for it or mentally unstable, scared to be alone and obese enough that no one else wants them…

All this to say, this girl has a great ass I’d like to hire to be a back up dancer in my hip hop video….no racist.

Posted in:Meagan Good

2011

09

Mar

Avril Lavigne and her Fat Step-Sister-in-Law of the Day

Here’s an awkward family photo I had no choice but to post…

Part of me hates Kim Kardashian and everything she stands for and the other part of me has been won over by her marketing enough to acknowledge she exists, watch her sex tape on repeat, but most importantly make fun of her cuz her whole career that isn’t a real career is not only a totally overrated scam but also a very funny joke, but more importantly, she’s fat as fuck yet marketed as a sex symbol, which makes the whole thing an even bigger joke …sure a joke that makes her 100,000,000 a year…but lots of low grade shit makes money and this glory is going to backfire hard and no money she made will make it worth it…wait and see…this ride will end and she’ll lose her fucking mind when people stop caring….

So seeing her with her stepbrother Brody Jenner’s girlfriend who looks like a 14 year old girl listening to CDs at the mall….makes this whole family an official circus freakshow….sure they make money…but money isn’t everything…wait and see.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2011

09

Mar

Pregnant Jessica Alba in Leggings of the Day

These were pictures of Jessica Alba pretending to be a good mother by hugging her daughter goodbye for the paparazzi before passing her off to the nanny to tend to her because her kid thinks her nanny is her mother, and Alba is some Aunt who takes her out for photo opps….

You see when she got knocked up the first time by Cash Warren, it was to trap him when he was trying to escape his relationship to her, she never really planned on doing any of the work, that the benefit of being a rich self involved cunt, she probably didn’t realize it was going to ruin her career, cuz self involved cunts don’t realize they have no talent and were just cast cuz people wanted to fuck them….not that I really know anything about Alba, other than that she’s pregnant again, and walking around in pussy hugging leggings, that I don’t mind lookin’ at, cuz pregnant or not, mangled mom pussy or not, fat, sloppy or not, I’m always down with leggings on bitches, especially when they can’t do the whole bikini thing anymore and this is the best the bitch can get…It’s one of the main reasons I leave my house.

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