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2008

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am working on my non-threatening random adding of people on Facebook strategy, because I figure hot chicks don’t like random adds. So This is what I write:

OMG, I haven’t seen you since high school, I can’t believe facebook brought us together!! What’s new?!

I interchange High School with College, Dance Class, Did you used to come to the Starbucks I worked at, etc, etc, making them feel guilty for not remembering. So far it’s worked every time…and that’s what I’ve been doing the last hour instead of writing something worth reading for this post….

Here are my links…

Because Your Future Daughter Has a Similar Destiny, So You May As Well Learn the Industry
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Britney Spears Photoshopped in Another Promo Pic…
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How to Scare the Shit Out of Your Room Mate
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Scarlett Johansson’s Tit’s Lookin’ Better than Ever….
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Preists Versus Monks
It’s Like MMA With the Lord
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Aubrey O’Day Has a Slutty Day at the Beach
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Sophie Monk Semi Upskirt
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Celeb Slutsicles
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Let’s Enjoy Scarlett Johansson’s Rack Together
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Close Ups of Lohan’s Tits
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Marisa Miller is Lookin Kind of Beat
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Olga Kurylenko Needs To Take That Little Black Bikini Off
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Sofia Vergara G-Sting Photoshoot Video and Should Change Her Last Name to Viagra
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Funny Tight Fit Video Something You’re Not Used To, Because Nothing Is Tight For You, Except for Maybe your Pants…If you didn’t get that, I was talking about pussy and your small dick….get it now?
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A Throwback to Some Girl and Her Fake Tits
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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30 Movies in 2 Minutes
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Just in Case You Haven’t Had ENough Victoria’s Secret in the Past Few Days
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Nicole Kidman and a Really Shitty Nipple Slip
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Tits Make a Basketball Game So Much Better
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As If We All Aren’t Lazy Enough Already
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This Monkey Driving a Segway is the Best Thing I Have Ever Seen
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Wine Bottle Retards
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Sophia Vergera
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Lindsay Marie Will Make You Love Jean Skirts
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Jon Lajoie is Back!!
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Because I Know You’ll Never Get to It On Your Own
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Paula Abdul is Losing Her Fucking Mind
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Kim Zolciak is my New D-List Celebrity Crush, Because I Like to Aim High
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Rosario Dawson Just Made Me Love Her Even More
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Striptease of the Day
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Sorry, But I Love Penguins
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Man Stroke Women
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Fat Guy Gets Run Over By a Golf Cart
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Amy Winehouse Brings Back the Hair….And I Just Came a Little…Thinking About Its Smell….
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Jessica Simpson’s Lips Look Like They Are Ready for Work
And By Ready for Work, I Mean Being Wrapped Around My Cock
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Leeza Gibbon’s Fake Nudes for the Leeza Gibbons Fan Who Always Emails Me
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Ryanair and Their Hot Stewardesses Did a Hot Calendar….
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A Slut and Her Shotgun
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Andi and Elena Get It On
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AnnaLynne McCord Makes Eating Disorders Stylish At the Twilight Premier
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Ashlet Dorenzo is Ready to Play
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Drama
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Throwback Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures…
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Blonde Takes a Shower
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How the Fuck One of Those Little Jonas Homo’s Landed This Bitch is Beyond Me
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Heather Jo Hughes is One of Those Girl Next Door Types
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Vagina in Transition
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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You Say You Don’t Need Help, I Say Your Delusional
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Light a Fire With Toothpaste
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Tired of gloryholing dudes for money? Earn $200/day here instead
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BONUS!!

If This Doesn’t Make You Want to Buy a ZUNE, I Don’t Know What Will

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

18

Nov

Christina Aguilera Rocks The Economic Crisis of the Day

I read this article on Christina Aguilera drinking 35,000 dollar snifters of cognac with Martha Stewart and I am a little concerned because maybe this bitch has lost her fucking mind not because she is giving all of us who can’t afford our mortgages on a 35,000 dollar house because we just lost our job a big fuck you, but because she’s hanging with Martha Stewart.

Then I came across this article about how the economy is fuckin’ her like Martha Stewart wants to…..

Back in the summer of 2007, pop star mommy Christina Aguilera and her music executive huzband Jordan Bratman forked over $11,500,000 for the Beverly Hills mansion of addled rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and his extremely ambitious wifey Sharon.

That left Missus Dirrty with an extra house in the Hollywood Hills where she had been living since April of 2003 when she paid around five million big ones to buy a 5,411 square foot Steve Hermann designed residence on Devlin Drive.

In April of 2008, not long after Mister and Missus Dirrty moved into the old Osbourne mansion on Doheny Road, she listed the 4 bedroom and 7 bathroom Bird Street nest for $7,995,000. We’ve heard through the gossip grapevine that several celebs and their mostly superflouus entourages have toodled up the hill for a walk around. However, no big name or deep pocketed person has bit the big bullet

So, like so many other high end sellers with lavish properties languishing on the market, Miss Dirrty and her property purveyor rather wisely hauled out the price chopping machete and hacked the asking price by a gigantic one million clams bringing the asking price all the way down to $6,995,000. Our bejeweled abacus tells us is more than 12% lower than the original asking price. Wow.

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If you didn’t read the article, it says that she lives in a 11.5 million dollars house and owns a 8 million dollar house that is on the market and in hopes of selling it, has adjusted the price to the state of the market by making it more affordable for people, but cutting the price down to 7 million dollars, so all the haters can fuck off, because Aguilera is feeling the burn from the economy too, she’s just a victim of a predator like Martha Stewart, who is running some serious game on Aguilera, knowing that she married a man only a lesbian would marry, in hopes of reliving some of her prison rape experiences with young, Mexican, Cuban, Puerto Rican or whatever spic she is, pussy, just like the Juanita she was married to in prison…..

Here are some more pics of her tits…..

Posted in:Broke|Christina Aguilera

2008

18

Nov

Megan Fox and Her GQ Outtakes of the Day

In GQ’s attempt to not go bankrupt like every other magazine, they’ve gone ahead and released some outtakes from a Megan Fox shoot that went down a long time ago, because they aren’t idiots and know we all want to see them.

You all love this cunt so fucking much it makes me fucking sick. Sure these photoshopped pictures of her are fucking hot, but if you’ve ever read any interviews with her, which you have, since you have them all saved on your hardd rive for masturbation purposes, you’ll know she’s full of fucking shit, has an ego, thinks she’s the next Angelina Jolie and has probably had some work done to look like the next Angelina Jolie and is a product of her PR company trying to make her out to be some kind of sex symbol, when all she really is is some useless slag with shitty tattoos, not talent who is fucking a guy from the original 90210 with a pretty amazing body that I’d like to hate fuck.

Posted in:GQ|Megan Fox

2008

18

Nov

Katy Perrry and Her Tits are Ugly of the Day

Katy Perry is a pig. I don’t care if she’s got tits and that’s her only claim to sex appeal or if she talks about kissing other girls because she knows it is marketable, I have heard her in interviews and she sounds like the type of messy girl who breaks a stool, tries to make out with the bar tender, but ends up making out with some fat dude in the corner, before puking all over the place and running out embarrased. You know the sloppy girl who you see crying at a pizza place after a night of drinking, with a ripped dress, stuffing her face knowing that she sucks at fucking life and that is because she does suck at life and no matter how much she tells me she’s got hot tits, or how often her song bounces around inside my head like a viral infection, we both know that she is the ugly friend nobody wants and no matter how drunk I am, I stay as far the fuck away as I can because despite being easy, she comes with a very persistant attitude and would show up on your doorstep at 4 am begging to suck your dick, which isn’t a bad thing, but can be a pretty fucking annoying thing, because she always seems to smell like french fries and she never really goes away, but she does flip the used condom inside out, hoping to keep you around for the next 18 years, because she’s just that desperate.

Bonus – More Pics of Her Being Ugly….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits

2008

18

Nov

We Get It Jessica Simpson…You’re Dating Tony Romo of the Day

We get it Jessica Simpson. You have a fucking boyfriend and you love letting the world know how in love you are by wearing around his Jersey like some obsessed fan, who sucks his dick everytime he roles into town, because we all know when he’s on the road, or not playing Football, he’s not wearing Jessica Simpson T-Shirts around to let the world know, but he may have had his dick sucked by a whore while one of your videos happens to come on in the background.

This is some jock college bullshit from the 70s, where the cheerleader gets to wear the Varsity jacket, while the QB is out dippin his throwing arm in all the honey pots he can, and I know that her little obsession with him to prove to the world that she’s not a failure of a girl who can’t land love and I think it’s all got to do with her little sister got knocked up before she did and now has a complex.

I know that if I had some kind of credibility and saw a girl wearing one of my t-shirts, I’d go along with it, to get laid, but her over-interest in me would make me run the fuck away right after cumming, I guess Jessica Simpson doesn’t really get men, but in her defense, she doesn’t really get much. Yeah, she’s stupid….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Tony Romo

2008

18

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Buys Whip Cream of the Day

When I see Hayden Panettiere getting out of her car holding a can of Whip Cream, all kinds of ideas of what she’s going to do with that can of Whip Cream run through my head. Like is she going to smear it all over her dick and make some hired slut lick it off like an ice cream cone or is she just sad and in the mood to emotionally eat and watch romantic comedies, or maybe she’s working on a new act for the circus she’s auditioning for as a midget clown, that involves a little slapstick comedy, you know some cream pies (not those kinds of creampies) to the face like she’s one of the Three Stooges and the truth is, I really don’t give a fuck because I am scared of Midget clowns and all their silly stunts so I’ll just post the pictures and leave it to your imagination because I just don’t have the answers…..or picture proof you are looking for. It’s all part of being a waste of internet space and taking that role seriously.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Whip Cream

2008

18

Nov

Some Leeza Gibbons for the Dude Who Always Emails Me Asking for Leeza Gibbons of the Day

I have a Spanish speaker who constantly emails me and who has been emailing me the last 4 years asking for nude pictures of Leeza Gibbons. I am guessing he’s one of those weird dudes who doesn’t know how to let go and move on, because I haven’t really heard much about Leeza Gibbons in the last 10 years, other than her stint on Dancing With the Stars, something I didn’t watch, but that this Spanish speaker was really fucking excited about that shit and sent me double the emails that read like this:

caliente!

desnudos?

rápidamente.

Sorry dude, I hate to break it to you for the 200th time, but I don’t have any nudes of Leeza Gibbons, but 1996 was a good fuckin’ year, I used to watch her talk show religiously, got me through some rough times, I credit her for saving my life and for that I’d love to rub one out to her too, but we can’t go back in time to when she was John Tesh’s leggy sidekick, so I’ll just post these recent pics of her, to let you know that despite ignoring your emails because you scare me, I do still aim to please….

Posted in:Leeza Gibbons|Old Lady

2008

18

Nov

From the stepFORUM of the Day

Along with a line of children books, I am working on a line of Greeting Cards. You know, become the next Hallmark, maybe even get my own TV channel that I can produce heartwarming badly produced movies about love, the holidays and other fuzzy things.

So far I have a couple written….they are a work in progress but thought I’d share the rough drafts with you:

For Her Birthday:

A bunch of years ago, I was walking by a high school prom and saw what looked like a white cord sticking out of the school’s back door…I got a little closer and decided to follow it like it was some kind of popcorn strand you’d find on a white trash Christmas tree, or the candy trail a pedophile uses to lure kids into his van, hoping it would lead me to virgins in chiffon, so I opened the door and on the other side was a lifeless baby in the trash can by the door.

I am glad you didn’t have a similar fate so that today we can celebrate your glorious day.

25th Birthday:

25 Years and 9 months ago, your mother was faced with a choice. Whether to get rid of you, like any logical 16 year old girl who gets pregnant would, or keep you and deal with all the shit you were bound to bring to her life. She chose to keep you and I guess I’m glad your mother didn’t have an abortion….because otherwise we wouldn’t be celebrating this glorious day that is your birthday.

Anniversary:

I guess your husband never found out about that wild night you had too much to drink and gave me a blowjob in his office….Happy Anniversary.

10 Year Anniversary:

I was shocked to hear it was your 10th anniversary, mainly because just a few months ago, it was your son’s 12th birthday. Sinner.

Yes, this is what I do with my days, and you should be in the stepFORUM, while I am neglecting you by writing stupid greeting cards no one will read.

Register to See Everything and Get Invloved!
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———Celebs———

Ali Larter @ gym and leaving
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HOT! – Geraldine Bazan Topless in H Extremo Mag (NSFW)
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Stacy Keibler – Bikini Pictures on Miami Beach
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Jennifer Ellison on Holiday – topless but covered
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Kate Beckinsale @ Glamour Photoshoot
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Lindsay Lohan in some Paris candids
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Christina Aguilera – Behind the Scenes of “Keeps Gettin Better”
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Tara Reid & Fake Funbags Present “Mantra” clothing
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Jessica Biel looking great in a blue dress
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Heather Graham and her sinking cleavage
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Rihanna – HOT Concert pics in Taguig, Philippines
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Natalie Portman – On set of “Love and Other Pursuits”
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Lacey Chabert – Very busty at Dirty Deeds Premiere
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Candice Swanepoel looking Hot for the Otto Catalogue
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Eva Herzigova @ DT Magazine
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Kate Beckinsale Looking Hot @ Redbook Photoshoot
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Avril Lavigne @ Q Magazine Photoshoot
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Kristen Stewart @ Toronto “Much Music” Set
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———Victoria’s Secret Pics———

HOT – Doutzen Kroes – In Lingerie on the Runway
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HOT – Marisa Miller on the Runway
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HOT – Adriana Lima Asstastic and Gorgeous
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HOT – Miranda Kerr – In Lingerie on the Runway
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Molly Sims – Victoria’s Secret Arrivals
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Goddess Marisa Miller @ Victoria’s Secret Arrivals
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Michelle Trachtenberg @ Victoria’s Secret Arrivals
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———Music———

LIVE – Live in Amsterdam
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Boys Noize – Oi Oi Oi (Remixed)
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Brendan Benson – Lapalco
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Cocteau Twins – Otherness
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Alan Jackson – Under The Influence
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Metallica – LIVE in New Orleans
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Faith Hill – Fireflies
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Aimee Mann – iTunes Originals
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April Wine Collection
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Red Snapper – Pale Blue Dot
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Xoxo Panda & the New Kid Revival
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The Secret Machines
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———Audio Books———

Artie Lange – Too Fat To Fish
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Choke – Chuck Palahniuk
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———Sleaziness———

Wicked – The Predator
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Sean’s Random Goodness
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Private – Brides & Bitches
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Book Worm Feels Herself
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Diary of a Nanny Vol. 5
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Breakneck Feels Herself
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Glory Hole Girls
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More Sleaziness from Sean
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Flexible MILF Janet Mason
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———Movies and TV Shows———

UFC – Brock Lesner v. Randy Couture UFC 91
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Max Payne
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Sold Out: A Threevening with Kevin Smith
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Annapolis
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Lost Boys: The Tribe
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The Longshots
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How I Met Your Mother – Seasons 1-4
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———Screening Room———

Keyra – The hottest ass on net
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Beyonce & Timberlake do Single Girls
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Midget Crazy That is Better Than You!
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———Pics———

The Top 10 Sexiest Asses (SFW)
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2008

18

Nov

Ed Hardy Underwear Fashion Show of the Day

Ed Hardy is the cheesiest fucking thing around. It attracts the cheesiest fucking people and the only good thing about cheesy fucking people is that they dance on bar tables in little Ed Hardy skirts, showing the world their big fake tits in their Ed Hardy low cut shirts and assholes winkin’ at me out of their Ed Hardy thongs, while drinking bottles of Grey Goose with Jimbo’s and chachi motherfuckers, who are also in Ed Hardy everything from head to fucking toe and who think they are fucking rockstars, but don’t realize that they look like total twats, because all their fellow Ed Hardy cult members keep giving them positive attention and props because of their 300 dollar t-shirts that looks like some kind of crazed silk screener threw up rhinestones, sequins, paint, gels and gold foil all over the shit….but I guess the brand’s done something genius, because it’s tricked the lame masses into thinking they need the shit to fit in and it’s become this massively embarrassing movement, that I am sure has made a bunch of people rich as these strippers, 9 to 5 millionaires and Italians have spend their paychecks on the shit, because they think they need it…..

Ed Hardy had a fashion show and it wasn’t as slutty as 99% of the tacky bitches who rock this shit around here, but it’s still worth posting because Ed Hardy offends me even when they get girls in underwear struttin’ their shit….it’s a fucking joke and you’ve all fallen for it…

Posted in:Ed Hardy|Fashion Show|Lingerie|Underwear

2008

18

Nov

Kim Kardashian Is Fat and Photoshopped of the Day

There are a group of people out there who just don’t get it. They are mainstream, conventional and suburban. I came across one of those drones the other day and they were familiar with this site. They felt it was a great opportunity to tell me what I do isn’t legitimate, honest, honorable, or whatever other word they used, because I stopped listening. They asked me if I’d rather have my daughter marry a doctor, lawyer or accountant and I told him I didn’t have a daughter, but wouldn’t give a shit who she married just as long as she let me watch her give birth, because seeing a baby come out of a pussy, even my daughter’s pussy is like porn to me….

I was just trying to get the dude to fuck off, because I don’t really give a fuck what he thinks is legitimate, or whether he thinks what I write about is sleazy, useless drivel or porn, because it works for me. I get to sit on my ass all day, pretend I am busy, barely make enough money to pay for my server and if there is money left over, I can just drink more and not have to ask my wife to borrow shit, making her think I am dependent on her, but still remain enough of a hurtbag to not take any responsibility for myself or the family by paying for rent, food or utilities, because I just tell my wife I am working towards something, even though I am pretending and every day, the site is closer to dying, whether it is because of paparazzi agency lawsuits, FBI issued complaints from haters or not making the server fees cuz traffic is dying fast and companies don’t want to advertise…..or just my laziness….alcoholism or inability to make anything work….

But before I go, I decided I needed a purpose, something substantial, to really have next to my name in Wikipedia even though I tried to create a Wikipedia page about myself and shit got deleted, even though Perez Hilton and every other site have a Wikipedia page. I figured if I was the guy who outted something, or broke some story or even invented something, or brought something to light, then I would be legitimate, and not some hack with a really shitty computer. So that something I chose is to prove that Kim Kardashian is fat.

Now, I know it shouldn’t take that much work because shit is fucking obvious, so obvious my retarded neighbor who has the brain capacity of a 9 year old knows she’s fat, so it should be easy and easy works for me. I mean every girl I’ve ever bagged has been easy, every challenge I’ve put myself against has been easy, except for the time I wanted to walk 2 miles up hill because I didn’t have money for a bus and thougth I was going to die, but other than that, the only challenging thing I do is not drink myself to death.

So, I made the right choice in topic of study, because I don’t have much of an attention span, but I do know that every time I call this whore a pig, or fat, or disgusting, or claim she needs to work out, or get her stomach stapled like she was DJ AM or Roseanne, or Carnie Wilson, I get at least 3 emails, which is alot of me, telling me that the girls I like look like little boys, that Kim’s got some meat in all the right places and that she’s the hottest thing ever, and I just write back telling them that she’s just a product of photoshop, smoke and mirrors and you’re all getting fucked by the media.

She’s no natural beauty, she’s busted even with the plastic surgery she’s had and beyond her looks, she’s got nothing to offer the world, but leeching behavior that pretty much mocks the human race every day. There’s nothing hot about her, and the truth is that she’s overweight and in my new calling/ life work, in hopes to legitimize myself for Jewish judgemental, suburbanites trying to make their mom’s proud, who I really don’t care about, but the story fit into this post because it did happen yesterday, I came across a photoshop retouching company and guess who their portfolio guinea pig is Kardashian, probably because anyone who has seen a raw photo of her, know the work of a master needs to come in to make it worth lookin’ at…..and I ripped off their pics to prove my point that this bitch is a fucking cow, so stop emailing me about how she isn’t.

Picture 1 –

Before

After

Picture 2 –

Before

After

Picture 3 –

Before

After

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Photoshop

2008

18

Nov

YouTube Video: The Senior Choir Does Hip Hop of the Day

Here’s some video that rolled through my inbox of some old people singing hip hop in the choir. I made it about a minute into the eminem song because their timing was all off and shit fucked with my brain in a weird way. I mean how fucking complicated is it to say the lines in unison when you are in a fucking choir. Isn’t that the whole fucking point of what you do with your soon to be lifeless body that hasn’t got anything fucking better to do with it’s time than to go to church bazzaars and bake cookies and shit for the kids down the street who try to avoid you because you smell like fucking moth balls, but yeah, they go into other hip hop songs and I am sure it’s funny, so watch it.

Posted in:Hip Hop|Old People|Video

2008

18

Nov

Justin Timberlake’s Up On Jay-z’s Girls of the Day

So I saw this new Rihanna video called Rehab and she’s getting down pretty slutty to some Justin Timberlake motherfucker. I guess they are all jacked up on this Obama shit that they want to make one of their own, but then I saw this video of Justin Timberlake with the vintage Rihanna on SNL wearing a leotard for the boys since he’s into boys like Jessica Biel, and I don’t really get how he was in two places at the same time….I was going to go on some kind of rant, but it’s around 9 in the fucking morning and ranting is the last thing I want to do…..

Posted in:Beyonce|Jay-Z Girls|Justin Timberlake|Rihanna

2008

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am trying to convince the 18 year old who had the sleazy party, or party that became sleazy because I was there to have another one, where clothing is optional, and pants are banned. It turns out she didn’t seem too happy with me molesting her guests this past weekend, she got some complaints about the creepy guy and she actually told me that I am not welcome near her or her friends ever again, I didn’t realize I had such a positive impact on people….I mean in my mind, I left the place a fuckin’ rockstar, but I guess they were just too young to get what pulling their pussies out of their pants is all about and how it’s a wholesome thing if no one but me and you are involved….I mean vaginas are meant to be used and while in the middle of flashing me, I didn’t hear any complaints…but like always, the day after the guilt comes in, but if they don’t want perversion, they should never have invited me in the first place, I guess they don’t read my site…

At least I made it out to one of them, unfortunately, I am still hung the fuck over, remembering bits and pieces and the older I get, the longer the hangovers last, I think my liver hates me.

Here are a ton of fucking links….to distract you from my lack of hustle. I’ll be back later.

Soldiers Doing the Cha Cha Slide
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Phoebe Price Softcore Porn…..
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Some Slut Doing a Little Webcam Dance in Her Underwear With Her Crazy Ass
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10 Weirdest Balloon Pop Videos….Ever
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Funny Video About a Sensitive Vibrator with the Emotions a Girl Needs….
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Holly Madison is Pretty Fucking Boring When She Has Clothes On
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Here’s The Video of Lindsay Lohan Getting a Bag Of Flour Thrown AT Her By Peta
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Rebecca Loos is Topless is St Tropez
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The Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Dating Show
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Some Slut Named Lisa in a Photoshoot…..
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Jessica Simpson Performs At Indian Casino’s Because HerHer Career is Over
Actually, It Never Started
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Jennifer Aniston: Hoe or Housewife?
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Everyone Loves a SI Swimsuit Shoot
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Shitty Golf Cart Accident
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2 Female Cousins Making Out….Weird…
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Andrew Dice Clay Looks Like He’s On His Last Legs…
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Prince Hates the Gays
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Her Name is Eva Wyral, I May Have Linked These Pics Before, But Her Tits are Nutty….
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Selena Gomez Ridin’ Hard….In a Picture Taken Right Out of A Pedophile’s Dream Sequence….
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Karaoke Anywhere You Go
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Make the Most of Your Monday Night
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Ronald McDonald is Really Living the Life
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Unless it Involves Old Women Flashing Their Pooters for Millions, Madonna is Last Person to Be Giving Advice to Anyone About Anything
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Fire Safety with Ready Freddy
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Adriana Lima is Looking a Bit Draggy
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Funny Way to Find Out About Your Divorce
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Fruit Boot Accident, Because Roller Blade Have Always Been For Fags…
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Crook Knocks a Clerk the Fuck Out
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The Failure Gallery
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Jessica Alba Throwback
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Helen Miren Talks About Rape
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Amy Winehouse Needs Her Own Reality Show
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360 Fence Fail
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A Digital PSA That Even Your Grandma Will understand
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Make Love The Only Way a Loser Like You Can. On the Internet
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Audrey Bitoni is a DD Fantasy
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Jenny Strips Down
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Lindsay Lohan Hates Scarlett Johansson
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Striptease of the Day
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The Price Was Right
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Jesus is Flying!!
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Angelina Jolie Looks Like Wax
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Sema Car Show 2008
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Courtney Love Needs to Get Off The Fucking Drugs
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The One Second KO
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When a Pussy Attacks a Pussy
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Were I But a Simple Thong Bikini
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Kill Some Time Before Going to Bed With Some Porn Previews…
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Alessandra Ambrosio was in Miami
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She May Be Like 60, But I’d Still Fuck Goldie Hawn
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How to Fail At Rapping
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Vibrator Boyfriend
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Travis Barker Talks Plane Crash
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Lena Nicole Wants to Come Home
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Climb a Rock Wall like Spider Man
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Some Dude Does A Little Self Service in This Vintage Porn….
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Crazy Mother Destroys Her Kid’s Lap Top…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Bigger Older Chick in Her See Through Lingerie
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Get 2 Girls To Masturbate For You At The Same Time….
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Tired of Suckin’ Dick for Coke…Make Your Own Money…Without Losing Your Dignity…
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BONUS – A Playmate Tells You What Not to Do on a Job Interview….Because You Know…She Chose to Get Naked Instead of a Real Job, Lazy Bitch….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

17

Nov

Kim Kardashian Lets Her Ass Out of the Bag of the Day

I posted pictures of Kim Kardashian in some staged bikini pictures the other day, where she was covering her fat ass up because even she knows it’s disgusting, but as per her agreement with this paparazzi agency, they’ve taken the full bikini pictures, photoshopped the cellulite out, sent them to her people, got her approval and have no released them. It’s all part of the process of running the Kim Kardashian machine that has manipulated the public into thinking she’s some kind of sex symbol or some shit, and I am posting the pictures, because I hate her and everyone who thinks she’s beautiful…..when Ray J got it right the first time and used her as the urinal that she is, unfortunately something that was left on the editing room floor, because editing is really the foundation of her career and the only thing that makes her look decent enough to stomach.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2008

17

Nov

Katt Williams Committed of the Day

Here is a video of Katt Williams who is some comedian who went fucking nuts. He missed a couple of gigs, got arrested for weapons charges and showed up at a motel in a bathrobe and towel wrapped around his head, talked some craziness and was hospitalized for being crazy because his family was concerned and because it made for a good defense argument when his court date comes around…I don’t really have anything to say about this, because I’ve never really heard his shit or much about him, but assume that you have and seeing people go nuts is always entertaining.

I remember when I lost my shit once and ended up pantless and crying in the corner of a grocery store, but that was a long time ago and I blame drugs because 2 days after that went down, I was completely back to my normal self….I am not sure how the clerk who I wrestled down is doing but I never heard from the cops or anything, so I assume she’s ok.

Here’s one of his performances on Weed…..

Posted in:Crazy|Katt Williams