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2009

19

Feb

Lucy Liu’s Tits at Some Fashion Show of the Day

I never give Asians enough love on the site. I feel like it’s because I generally don’t find them all that hot and I’m convinced that they aren’t marketable in the pop culture. Sure there’s Tila Tequila but people only pay attention to her because she’s a whore with fake tits and no shame, I’m talking about the likelihood of the next Britney Spears being from a Chinese family you’d expect to work their family restaurant being almost impossible.

Maybe I am wrong because they just aren’t into pop music as a career because they are too busy studying math, computer science and medicine, but I like to think it’s because their short flat chested bodies and conservative robotic behavior that seems to like to stick to their own kind just does not cut it.

The good news is that they make great wives because they are patriarchal and subservient and don’t need sleep because they are hyper evolved and can spend a lot of time tending to your needs, doing your laundry and trying to make your babies.

Speaking of hyperevolved, here are Lucy Liu’s tits, because the daughter who works at the Chinese convenience store near my house is not built like this.

Posted in:Lucy Liu|NY Fashion Week|Tits

2009

19

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Old Ass for Some Gay Club Kids of the Day

I don’t know what it is with Pam Anderson, but she’s one of those girls that gay dudes seriously relate to. Maybe she’s a dirty fag hag, but I think it’s most likely got to do with the hope she brings them by being living proof that all you need is a lot of money for surgery to be an accepted sex symbol to straight men everywhere, that or because she brings all the coke to the party and free coke is the best kind of coke.

So when clubkid Richie Rich and his clothing line had their fashion show, I wasn’t surprised to see Pamela Anderson there, especially now that her ass hit menopause and is jacked with testosterone and slowly lookin like one you’d find on a tranny on estrogen therapy, seeing this bitch is like taking a human biology class and like I am just as confused as I was when I took it in the ninth grade because I don’t know if getting off to this makes me a faggot. Enjoy.

Tranny Amanda Lepore Showed Off Her Finally Better than Pam Anderson Body

Slut Aubrey O’Day Was There With No Pants On and Brought Her Playboy Cover So People Won’t Forget Her High Point….

Coco Kept the Whole Event Classy

Posted in:Ass|old|One Piece|Pam Anderson|Saggy

2009

19

Feb

Billabong Bikini Fashion Show of the Day

Billabong doesn’t really bring up images of sexy, big breasted, tight body bikini girls to my mind. Usually the girls who rock this shit are either chubby in a tankini with the bike short bottoms or butchy action sports chicks who chug beer, have fart contests with their homies while playing video games like one of the guys, so I wasn’t too surprised when I came across these Billabong Fashion show pictures, because despite not being too manly, these girls are pretty horse-like, I’m talking they took them straight from the Heidi Montag family, and I am posting them cuz you’d probably give anything to ride them into the sunset, cowboy.

Posted in:Bikini|Billabong|Fashion Show

2009

19

Feb

Megan Fox and her Tight Body Walking of the Day

Megan Fox went out on a walk somewhere irrelevant in some black tank top showing off a set of perky tits. Now I don’t care for this girl and think she is overrated and I see through her attempt at being a sex symbol, whether it’s saying Jenna Jameson is her idol, or that she’s a bisexual or any of the other shit she spews, I know that she goes home every night to David from 90210 and that’s about has about as much sex appeal as any girl you’ve had sex with, which isn’t very much. It’s obvious that she’s insecure, has low self esteem and her whole act is nothing but an act, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t let her sodomize me with household objects but only if David from 90210 was there to participate. He’s so dreamy.

Posted in:cleavage|Megan Fox|Tight|Tits

2009

19

Feb

Beyonce on Set of Her New Music Video of the Day

So I have this theory that Beyonce held off sex with her husband and gave him the silent treatment because she her whining and bitching wasn’t getting through to him, at first he took it well because it was a much needed vacation from his pain in the ass partner in life, but eventually, like all husbands he had to listen to her demands. First she went off about how she doesn’t like that he’s created a bigger star than her in Rihanna and that if he wants to stay happily married he better do something about it, he refused because he pulled the “it’s business” and “she makes me lots of money” angle, but it wasn’t good enough for Beyonce, she wanted Rihanna fired, she was jealous, she was fed up with her taking the glory and no money in the world could justify why her husband would choose another woman over her. But Jay-Z wasn’t budging, so she paid Chris Brown to mangle her face and make her disappear, so while Rihanna is out in Barbados recovering, Beyonce’s not wasting any fucking time recording videos to get out before Rihanna can get back to work….all while being close with some black guy to let Jay-Z know she’s not fucking around…but it’s just a theory.

Posted in:Beyonce|Music|Video

2009

19

Feb

Some Two Year Old China Man Smokin of the Day

Ever since the Hong Kong lady freaked the fuck out that hit the internet and Conan’s Last Week of Shows the otherday, everyone’s been hard from fucking China, maybe it’s because shit’s like another planet or maybe it’s because of the Olympics, and I don’t really care.

What I do care about is how amazing this video of a 2 year old kid smoking. I don’t care about the health risks the “Man” claims cigarette cause, when the cancer’s we get are probably a product of the food they sell us and the water they give us to drink, cuz smoking is too cool to be dangerous.

On a side note, if you’ve ever been to China, you’d know that smoking a cigarette is the least of anyone’s concerns, it stinks and the air is so thick it feels like you’re suckin’ a car exhaust’s dick and for 6 months after getting back, you cough up soot. So just enjoy how awesome this video is before crying about how this kid is being abused.

Who are you to say what is right or wrong? Who are you to get involved and preach your fucking propaganda? Do you have any clinical studies that prove smoking at 2 is a health risk? Mind our own fucking business asshole and if you’ve got such a fucking issue with it, make your own fucking baby and treat it how you want it to be treated and let us do what we want with ours.

Posted in:China|Smoking|Two Year Old

2009

19

Feb

Lily Allen’s New Tattoo of the Day

Following Lily Allen on Twitter the last 2 days has been life changing. First, I saw her call Perez out, then I fell in love, tried to reach out so that she would call me out, she never bothered, so now I’m over that love and back to my old self. I think it’s cuz I got a good nights sleep.

Anyway. This morning she posted her new tattoo, that’s the picture you see.

This is what I wrote her:

it should have been ‘crime scene’ tape and a chalk outline on your FUPA

For those of you who don’t know a FUPA is a Fat Upper Pussy Area, I heard some high school girls making fun of a fat chick about having one, I always knew it as gunt. I’ll admit the joke would have been funnier if I had said womb, but I’m trying not to get banned just yet.

Then last night she wrote that she was sick and cancelled an interview with Dr Drew so Perez tried to be clever saying something smart like “maybe she has an new STD”, good one, useless fuck.

I wrote.

i’m thinking she’s pregnant again…get out the vacuum.

Better one and that’s all that matters…

So, enough about twitter…I fucking hate when people try to relive an internet moment, I just woke up and had to update and will keep my twitter jokes on twitter, where they belong.

Here are some pictures of Lily Allen yesterday….

Now with video…

Posted in:Lily Allen|Tattoo

2009

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to the police station with my friend to get finger printed for some petty crime he got implicated in. Turns out that going with someone the cops consider a criminal is a bad fucking idea because the fuckers ended up pushing me up against the wall when I was mocking him from the waiting area, you know pointing and laughing, simulating the electric chair and making prison rape jokes and full cavity search jokes and I guess cops don’t find jokes funny. They ended up cuffing me, bringing me to an office and sweating me about what I do for a living and how I know my friend. I guess they were just trying to teach me a lesson and let me know that a police station isn’t a place for good fuckin’ times, but maybe if they laughed a little more, they wouldn’t be such fucking assholes.

Here are my stepLINKS, I am spent, 4 hours of interrogation for something that was supposed to be a stop off on the way to the fucking bar is draining. If you’re wondering, they let me off with a warning. I guess my bad jokes no one gets are actually a fucking crime, I guess I should have listened to pretty much everyone who has told me I sucked all these years.

Don’t Say I Never Gave You Anything
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I’d Way Rather See Solange’s Tits Than Beyonce’s
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Jodie Marsh Nip Slip Throwback
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The Sexiest Venezuelan Women In The World
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The Lindsay Lohan Extreme Diet
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Jessica Stroup Ain’t Half Bad
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Suplexes Make Cheerleader Kind of Awesome
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Northwest Airlines Snack Selection Just Got a Whole Lot Gayer
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Everyone Loves the Girl Next Door
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Hard Core Porno
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For All You Homo Gamers Out There (Yes, You)
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Barack Obama Has Friggin’ Laser Beams!!
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I Have Some Bad News: You’re On Cocaine
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Striptease of the Day
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These Sluts on American Idol Get Nuttier Each Episode
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Stacey Dash is Older Than Your Mom and Hotter Than Any Girlfriend You Will Ever Have
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Because Sex Doesn’t Have To Be a Solo Project
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Rachel Bilson May Be of Age, But She Looks Like Jailbait.
And I Am Sure You Are Into That
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Victoria Beckham or 12 Year Old Boy?
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An Aniston/John Mayer vs Angelina/Pitt Cage Match Just May Get Me to Watch the Oscars
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Now That’s a Big Fucking Snake
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Alexa Ford and Her Cupcakes
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Slut Gets Shot in the Ass
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Mickey Rourke Needs to Find Another Furry Animal to Fuck
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Pole Dance of the Day
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Faye Reagen is a School Girl
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First Time Women Driver Will Probably Kill Someone, But Is Good For a Laugh
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You Know You’re a Homo When….
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A Lion and a Ferret
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The Wheelchair Dude from Degrassi is a Rapper…He Took Shenae Grimes’ Virginity…This is His Rap Song…
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Some Dutch Singer Naked in Playboy. Hot Natural TIts…
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10 Best Lesbian Kisses on the TV Screen
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Some Bra Ad Campaign With Girls in Playing Music in Their Bras Video
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Her Name is Jade Rogers and She’s Naked In This Zoo Video
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James St James Interviews Some Pornstars
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Jenny McCarthy Still Has It
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Because I Know There is No Fucking Way You’ll Get Laid On Your Own
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Buy Some of Michael Jackson’s Shit Heres
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Malene Espensen’s Nude Calendar
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Renata in the Buff
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More Isla Fisher Red Hotness
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Katy Perry, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Veronika Simon loves her Wicked Weasel
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An MC Hammer Reality Series is Most Probably Going to Be Amazing
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The People Versus George Lucass
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Get Rid of the Fifth Wheel Please
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Ricky Martin is Defined
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How About Lesbian Vampire Killers
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Pulp Fiction Burgers
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Hotties in Hoodies For My Cold Weather Friends
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Alcohol Makes Girls Hotter, But I’d Fuck All these Whores Sober
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Dude Can’t Handle a Big Girl in a Booty Dance Competition Amazing Video….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

19

Feb

Some Peaches Geldof in Animal Print of the Day

You’ve heard the expression a wolf in sheep’s clothing, while here’s some pictures of a pig in leopard clothing, or maybe it’s a dog in a wild cat costume, I was never good at this Old Macdonald shit, but I do know that it’s Halloween at the farm today.

Posted in:Animal Print|Peaches Geldof|Ugly

2009

18

Feb

From the stepFORUM of the Day

Here is a ton of shit going on in the stepFORUM because I didn’t bother posting it yesterday. I figure that based on not getting any emails and the lack of interest I get from the general public, you should probably make the stepFORUM the place to check out on the site, since it’s fucking bumpin and grinding and not crashing and burning like everything I do or touch…including vagina…pink wet vagina….yummy.

I am pretty convinced that after my nap things will be better…don’t leave me…I was overreacting…I need you….you complete me….I can’t wait to follow you into a back alley and show you my love through sodomy…cuz you know…you only fuck people you love violently up their unsuspecting ass….

Shit was getting weird there so just click the links.


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———Celebs———

HOT -“100 Sexiest Nuts Babes Ever!” – Nuts Mag (NSFW)
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HOT – Jennifer Clark “When TV Babes Strip!” – Nuts (NSFW)
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HOT – Audrina Patridge , Bikini Pics in Hawaii
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Kristen Bell, Michelle Trachtenberg, etc @ Jill Stuart Fashion Show
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Lindsay Lohan (Boobs on a stick) @ NY Store Opening
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Jessica Simpson Gained Weight…. so did her Tits
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Jennifer Metcalf – “When TV Babes Strip!” – Nuts mag (SFW)
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Danielle Panabaker @ Herve Leger Fall Show
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Rebecca Romijn Looking Amazing in a Blue Dress @ L.A. Opera
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Katy Perry in a Paolo Battigelli Photoshoot
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Solange Knowles at Toni Maticevski’s fashion show
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Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio & others in DT Magazine
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Taylor Swift guitar photoshoot in London Feb ’09
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Megan Fox @ Daphne’s Cafe at the Empire Center
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Anna Faris has great cleavage
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HOT – Scarlett Johansson Dolce & Gabbanna Ads
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Emily Blunt – BlackBook magazine March 09′
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Vanessa Hudgens pumping gas in high heels
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Jessica Biel @ William Rast Fall 2009 fashion show
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Kourtney Kardashian “Anti-Valentine’s Day Party”
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Kim Kardashian – Tracy Reese Fall 2009 Fashion Show
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Megan Fox – on the set of a photoshoot for Elle magazine
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Camilla Belle looking Hot in GQ Magazine
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Fergie in green bikini candids
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Shenae Grimes @ MBFW Fall 09 – Alice & Olivia Presentation
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———Screening Room———

If you can’t appreciate this, you have no soul!!!
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This is very breakthrough technology …
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Sleeper Hold Stops Mugger Cold
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———Music———

Pan American – White Bird Release [2009]
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Great Northern – Sleepy Eepee
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Marvin Gaye – Trouble Man Original Picture Soundtrack
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Joe Budden – Halfway House
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Madness – The Liberty of Norton Folgate (2009)
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Amy Winehouse – B-Sides, Remixes And Rarities
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Miss Kittin & The Hacker – Two
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Joe Budden – Padded Room
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Lagwagon – Resolve
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Descendents – Somery
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Grand Canyon – Soundtrack
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Babes In Toyland – The Peel Sessions
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K’naan – Troubadour
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As Cities Burn
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———Random———

Lessons
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Can I drive myself to jail?
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REAL, hot girls (Some NSFW)
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Monty Python’s Flying Circus
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South Park
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SI Swimsuit 2009 HDTV MKV
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La Femme Nikita Complete
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Cold Case
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Foodmatters
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John Mayer Trio – Live at Bowery Ballroom, New York
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———Sleaziness———

FH18 Eden – The “Massage Me Again” Fuck
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Sean Has No Equal
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Bukkake Sisters
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Cum Swallowing Bitches – Victoria and Mel
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Met Art – Hanna B – Opss
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Tori the amateur gets a creampie
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More of Seans Amateurs
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Tatiana B – Presenting Tatiana
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Random Ams
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Cali Luv [ Nuthin But Luv 4 U ] HQ Gallery
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Amia Moretti
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Jenna Presley’s New Tits
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FH18 – Stephanie (The “Long Distance” Fuck)
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Real Peachez – Spreading on Stairs
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———Audio Books———

Galileo’s Daughter
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Joe Haldeman
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Peacekeepers by Ben Bova
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———E-Books———

Wolverine Origin 1-6
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Mind Hacks – Tips & Tools for Using Your Brain
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Wolverine Origins 1-30
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

18

Feb

Jordan and her Tits Go Shopping with Their Fly Down of the Day

I am guessing that Jordan is shooting a reality show in LA and that’s really fucking life changing and inspiring.

It makes me really want to tap into my brain and find something that relates to girls I know with big fake tits who made it, not that there have ever been any, that shit’s just a myth, because the second a girl gets the shit, they get stupid. They expect their stripping wages to go up and for porn producers or Hollywood to come knocking at their door to sweep them away, because they think that all their problems will be solved with their 5000 dollar purchase, and hey why not, it worked for Pam Anderson, Jordan and 95% of pornstars, what they don’t realize is that they still have busted faces and they are still fucking idiots, and their eagerness to flash their tits at anyone willing to look, just makes them trust every sick fuck with fake business cards and a button-down shirt, leaving them raped and killed in a warehouse. Unfortunately, Jordan didn’t have the same fate and here are a bunch of pics of her.

Jordan Doesn’t Look Like Jordan Anymore….But She Does Wear See Through Shirts….

Bonus – Jordan and Her Hair Curlers For Those of you with a 1955 Beauty School Fetish

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|See Through|Slut

2009

18

Feb

Bianca Gascoigne and Her Big Fat Tits of the Day

When people say that this Bianca Gascoigne chick’s got a big head, they aren’t talking about her fucking ego. They aren’t talking about how being a rich girl has got to her head and made her unbarable. They are talking about her actual head and that shit is scaring me.

Sure you can try to convince me to look at those tits, because they are big and busting out and fucking retarded that I am sure she uses to distract from her retarded head, and by retarded I mean Downs Syndrome.

Posted in:Bianca Gascoigne|cleavage|Tits

2009

18

Feb

Gisele See Through Pictures of the Day

Gisele’s losing her edge. There was a time she dated top rated American Actors. Where she was on contract with the number 1 company girls want to model for because it means they are worth fucking. Where the public thought she was one of the hottest working models, but I don’t even know what she’s doing now, and I don’t care. I do know she’s not wearing a bra because showing off your nipple gets you noticed when your career is fading as your penis is becoming more and more obvious.

Posted in:Gisele|Pictures|See Through

2009

18

Feb

Josh Hartnett’s Vagina of the Day

I knew a girl who went on a date with Josh Hartnett. I don’t remember who she was but I do remember the story. She worked at a casting agency locally and dude was in town for a second time filming a second movie here in Montreal. Her boss asked her to go out to dinner with this motherfucker and he went off about his hair. He was asking if it looked better in Wicker Park or for the film he was shooting at the time which was Lucky Number Slevin or some shit. The girl said that it was okay for awkward conversation for about a minute or two, but this just went on for the entire 2 hours until she left as soon as she fucking could….which I highly doubt, because I’ve seen groupie bitches who don’t admit they are groupie bitches and their eyes get big, they get excited in their underwear, and do all they can to get back to his hotel room to fuck him, that’s why assholes like this can spew so much drivel because before he even leaves for the date or meets the girl he is going on a date with, he knows the outcome is going to be whatever he wants it to be.

Here are some pictures of him with some whore who he probably has great conversation with, like whether his dick was harder yesterday or today…or some shit.

Posted in:Josh Hartnett|Vagina

2009

18

Feb

Paris Hilton and her See Through Dress of the Day

I was wondering when Paris Hilton would try to make herself relevant by getting naked again. It’s been a solid bunch of months of her keeping her shit in lockdown like she used to have to do when she got a herpes outbreak, before not giving a fuck about passing that shit around, but now she’s slowly getting into her old ways and by old I mean actually old, she’s 28 and this shit’s just gonna start lookin’ pathetic after a while, oh wait, it already does.

My main issue with Paris is trying to figure out who the fuck told her she was hot, sexy, or whatever the fuck they told her to make her act this way. She looks like a bird and girls like her are the type who slip the cool guys their numbers at the bar, but leave alone or with some bottom feeding fat guy, only to get booty called by the cool guy if he doesn’t land anything better, all while acting like god’s gift to the fucking world, when clearly they are shit.

But what I think doesn’t matter, I just want to see real tits, I’ve had enough of this computer see through shit. Maybe I’ll get off my ass soon.

Posted in:Nipple|Paris Hilton|See Through