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2011

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say…I spent all my energy talking to my spam bot GF on AIM…..she comes to me daily saying the same thing 20/f/california…and I get sucked it…

You can add me to FACEBOOK to see day 3′s transcripts…

In the meantime, I’ll be drinking and brainstorming ways of being the next Mark Zuckerberg….while really just being the next low life drunk to die masturbating with a belt around my neck, which would be a good thing, cuz it’s better to die before your site dies…that’s what makes you a legend…and the site is dying pretty fast….so I better get strapped up and start stroking…

Here are my stepLINKS…

This Chinese Wonderbra Ad is Insane Jerked Off to it Twice
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I want to fuck Paz de la Huerta’s Tight High Waisted Pants and See Through Shirt Off Her – She’s Amazing
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Playboy Club is Getting Heat
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Selena Gomez on the Beach Cuz I Like Tracking Sex Offenders…
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Selena Gomez, Nice Upshort Pics
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Shay Maria is Good For Wanting to Fuck
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Leighton Meester is Fucking Justin Long – Weird…
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Hugh Hefner is Great At Sex, According To People Paid To Say He’s Great At Sex
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Web Cam Shows that Will Make a hot Summer’s Night Hotter
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Mouse in the Cheese Prank – VIDEO
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Mindi Smith is One Wild Girl
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I Don’t Know Who Shay Maris is But I Am Officially Stalking Her as of Now
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25 Slutty Burlesque Shows Even Your Girlfriend Will Love
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Gwen Stefani vs. Ashley Tisdale in Bikini- Who Would You Rather?
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This Guy Standing Next to Miley Cyrus Looks Like he Busted a Nut in His Pants
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Miranda Kerr See Through Red and Amazing…
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Free Cam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Ken Jeong is Fucking Hilarious and I Love Him
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Caption This Featuring Tila Tequila
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Jesus Christ This Bitches Abs are Ripped
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Well Hello Franchezca Valentina
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Alex Trekbek Got Robbed at a Hotel and Here is the Story
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Women Who Get Naked For Money Turn Me On
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Miranda Kerr is Hot and Promoting Some Thing or Another
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Samantha Saint is Making Naughty Videos
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Kate Upton is Sexy in Her New Guess Ads
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Hipster Hippy Hottie
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Mila Kunis Looks Better Without Justin Timberlake Next to Her
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Shes Playing With Toys on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Here’s Some Denise Richards
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Russian Sluts Caught on Camera
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Striptease of the Day Two For One
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be all Over Lynette
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10 Disgusting Food Facts You Probably Didn’t Know
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Angela Simmons Sizzles On The Beach [Photos]
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Some Photos of Amy Winehouse Where She Looks Happy and Healthy. What a Fucking Shame
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Tila Tequila Still Whoring It Up Like A Good Girl
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EXCLUSIVE: Ken Jeong Bitches. Holla City Of Squala
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Kelly Osbourne Steals Amy Winehouse Funeral Spotlight
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2011

28

Jul

Paz de la Heurta Crawling Around for Jeans of the Day

I have a crush on Paz de la Heurta….I’ve seen her naked a lot and it is safe to say she is one of the hottest crackhead looking bitches on TV…so you can imagine my happiness when I was sent this ad campaign for some jean company that should be paying me cuz all of 20 people have seen it before my powerhouse internet hand got a hold of it, despite how amazing she is crawling around…even though I’d rather just look at her naked ….and that’s the end of my story…

Posted in:Paz De La Heurta

2011

28

Jul

Brandi Glanville is a Real Housewife in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Real Housewife of god knows where cuz there are too many of these cunts and too many of these shitty shows that should never be a fucking show in the first place cuz they show everything that is wrong in America, but it is all thanks to one cunt having proper connections and landing this gig, ruining it for the rest of us, or some shit….who cares she’s in a bikini….and has a hot ass…and a whore body…like a stripper she probably was meant to be…Yay

To See The Rest of the Pics
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Posted in:Brandi Glanville

2011

28

Jul

Emily Blunt in Some Gym Clothes of the Day

Not sure who Emily Blunt is, but I appreciate that she’s going to the gym, cuz fat chicks fucking suck….both literally and figuratively, cuz if they didn’t suck they’d hardly never get laid, cuz they’d just suck to look at or be inside, unless of course you’re the kinda guy who likes fat chicks, in which case you’re fucking weird…as we all know the only time a fat chick is worth getting with when no one else is around or knows about it other than you…unless you’re like me and you marry one who doesn’t suck the way she should…but totally sucks on all other levels….but it was a marriage of convenience…she pays my rent and I get to do this shit all day…good deal….

Either way, here’s Emily Blunt showing off her pussy in tight pants…not so exciting but better than nothing…

Posted in:Emily Blunt

2011

28

Jul

Whitney Port’s Stupid Shorts of the Day

Call me weird, but I like my bitches in ill-fitting shorts that make me imagine they are wearing shit filled diapers underneath them…

I just don’t like Whitney Port….even if she’s wearing ill-fitting shorts that make you think of bloomers hiding shit filled diapers underneath them….

But the good news is that the only work Whitney Port will likely get is fetish videos like she was Leighton Meester, and who’s to say, maybe one of those fetish films will be infantilism….and when that day happens…I’ll re-evaluate my opinion of this bitch, cuz if you saw the chicks currently into infantilism, she’d be some much improved quality….I should be her manager, I’ve just figured out where this bitch will shine.

Posted in:Whitney Port

2011

28

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt Thick Legs of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt makes me hungry and not in a sexual way…but in a get food in my belly to give me that moment of joy to distract me from the fact I’m not that tiny frame with big tits who everyone wanted to fuck anymore, but I am a hefty woman struggling with her weight and to find heels high enough to make my legs look like, cuz I can’t land a man, or really hold his interest enough for him to marry me, not even with my well trained mouth and throat muscles thanks to endless nights filled with ice cream, donuts, pizza and cake….I mean unless you count the loser fans who’d get with me like I was Britney and they were K-Fed, you know for the novelty of the whole thing, and for the better life I can provide, cuz reemember I’m rich! kind of way….

Here are some pics of her thick legs…

TO SEE A PICTURE OF HER SHOWING OFF HER FAT ASS IN THIS OUTFIT
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

28

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Tight Body Watch Continues of the Day

If you’ve been following this site, which you haven’t cuz I see my stats and I am well aware I barely exist on the internet….but I’m gonna pretend you have been for the sake of this post…

Basically, I used to do an Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because I thought she was getting too much hype about her being hot, when clearly she wasn’t…but that has slowly turned into an Ashley Tisdale Tight Body Watch, where her working out has made me ignore the fact that she looks like she was in a horrible accident as a child and grew into herself all asymetric and contorted….

Well there’s a new layer of good news to her story…and that is that her mom, the person she is in the pics with, isn’t fat…meaning her tight body is gonna carry her though her 50s if she keeps up the gym addiction…and when you’re 50 with a tight body…your fucked up face really doesn’t matter anymore at all….so she’s on the right track…to find that beauty she was falsely accused of all these years…It’s coming…..I see it…here are her legs with her momma….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

28

Jul

January Jones Pregnant Chick in a Tight Sweater Porn of the Day

It amazes me that people are into Ready to fucking drop porn…maybe it’s because they can’t the bitch pregnant, you know since she already is pregnant, something I’m sure the dude who knocked her up wishes happened to him, to avoid this whole fucking mess in the first place, cuz you’d think when a bitch is on the rise in her career, the last thing she’d do is bring her baby to the world, especially with no dad, in a “We’re just having fun on set, she’s gotta be on the pill and if we do slip up she’ll definitely get an abortion, since I’m married” justification a motherfucker thinks to himself as he’s cumming in a bitch….

Either way, here’s a big January Jones, bringing a baby into the world without a father, cuz she can afford do, without being considerate of the kids needs to have a dad, making him the outcast in his social life, leading to drug addiction and premature death, thanks to her fucking negligence on the abortion….She’s wearing a tight sweater and that may excite you cuz you’re weird….even though we all know how tight her asshole is gonna be as the baby crowns…something that is handsdown the only thing hot about pregnancy.

Posted in:January Jones

2011

28

Jul

Rihanna Dresses Like a Clown of the Day

Here are some pics of Rihanna looking like shit, and I’m not saying that cuz she’s brown…I’m saying that cuz these pics aren’t hot.

This isn’t an issue of race, color, religion or cree….it’s an issue of Rihanna being dressed in an outfit you’d think was a product of sex between a tacky crazy old lady in FLorida, a homeless person who takes whateverclothes he can find in the bin of clothes people don’t want in his size and a fucking clown……

I’m not fashion expert, but I can say that next time around, the only skin she’s showing shouldn’t be the tree trunk legs, but instead her vagina or even nipple, cuz at least I can distract myself from the cold hard truth that Rihanna, as sexed up as she acts, is hardly sex.

Good times….crazy person clothes…not pussy or tits…not flattering or even fun to look at….so why the fuck did I post this…no fucking clue….but I did…let’s just say I did it for her friend in the white pants…cuz white pants coupled with periods are dangereous and I just love thick bitches who live on the ede…

Posted in:Rihanna