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2011

15

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow Ruins Leather Pants of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow can single handedly ruin leather pant fetishes on a global level when she slips her boring, unattractive, awkward shape body into a pair…what the fuck is she thinking, oh right that she’s a princess cuz her daddy always told her she was even after he called all his industry friends to give her a fucking career…bullshit.

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2011

15

Apr

Katie Price is Ridiculous of the Day

Katie Price isn’t dead…..even though she should be….

Here’s some pictures of her looking fucking ridiculous. Reminding us that she’s some trashcan piece of shit pushing 40 who could better spend her time raising her retard baby instead of acting like a fucking retard…There’s nothing hot about a bitch with stupid tits who acts like a gay man, who thinks pink flowers is glam, and who looks like this, it’s almost like she deserved the retard baby. For being the worst human possible. Karma.

Posted in:Katie Price

2011

15

Apr

Eva Mendes Not Naked of the Day

Here are some pictures of Eva Mendes not naked, despite nudity being the only reason she gets gigs…you know the go to hispanic bitch who gets naked cuz it’s better than stripping…at least it pays better…and allows her to pretend she’s important in the world…in magazines and shit…instead of the bottom feeding trash most strippers have to deal with being…when they aren’t too high on coke that brings a confidence that they think they ARE the celebrity of their club while leaving shit stains on light colored jeans cuz they are trash with bad hygiene…nothing worse that coke fueled stripper ego…it’s like does bitch not realize she’s a fucking stripper…Motherfuckers.

Posted in:Eva Mendes

2011

15

Apr

Katherine Heigl in Some Fat Dog on Dog Porn of the Day

INCEST!

Here are some pictures of Katherine Heigl reminding us that she’s fat, lazy looking and quite possibly the fattest pig in barn…the pig who’s fat uninteresting tits aren’t spectacular enough for my pervert ass to ignore the rest of her, unless of course she was sitting across from me in the park, in which case she’d be good to go, but I don’t like admitting that to myself. As far as I’m concerned and as long as she’s in pictures, she’s the fucking worst…

Posted in:Katherine Heigl

2011

15

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the news that isn’t really news…but that I know you want to know about…because you think it intellectualizes your masturbation…keeps you up to speed on useless idiots doing useless things that end up on local TV…as you click on tranny porn link….and by you I mean me…as I write this site to myself and not to the one or two perverts who end up here from searching “Dick Farts” on google…yes it amazes me that half my traffic is refered by google from Dick-Fart…..that is the real stepNEWS….

Another toddler given sangria, not juice
A 2-year-old boy was accidentally served sangria instead of orange juice at a central Florida Olive Garden and was taken to the hospital.

Online Dating and Sex Predator Risks
A southern California woman says the man she met through match.com raped her. After a second date with the man, he allegedly followed her home, walked into her apartment and raped her.

Child Takes Pot to School, Mom Arrested
A mother is out of jail Thursday night after marijuana was found in her daughter’s book bag at a daycare in Norcross. Ten bags of marijuana were found in the 5-year-old girl’s bag as she was boarding the school bus.

German President Pelted With Eggs
German President Christian Wulff shrugged off an egg attack by a lone assailant Thursday, saying it was the price of having the common touch.

Pastor accused of having sex with minor
The youth pastor at a church in Brooksville was arrested Tuesday and is accused of having consensual sex with a 17-year-old girl, according to the Brooksville police.

Fetish Website Paid For Beatings
A fetish site is facing a lawsuit after paying homeless men as little as $25 to be videotaped while women whipped and punched them, leaving them with bruises, a dislocated jaw and broken ribs, The St Petersburg Times reported Tuesday.

Dude Goes To Jail and Is Listed as a Sex Offender for a Youtube Video – What a Fucking Joke….America is So Backwards….It’s a Fucking Joke….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Getting drunk alone on the computer is always fun, especially when you get to wake up to all the new friends, conversations, and paper trail you left behind trying to entertain yourself while your wife, your first choice in miserable entertainment while drunk in the cell you call home, cuz there’s cuz she’s circus-like and the space isn’t big enough for other choices, wasn’t there to make you feel like the lazy loser you clearly are….if you know what I mean…which you do. Cuz we’re in this together…

Here are the morning links…

Slut in a Short Pink Skirt
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The Sexiest NHL Playoff Hotties That Aren’t Actually Players, They Just Bang Them
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Free Cam Shows to Finish This Week Off Right
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TThe Entire Country of Isreal Hates Justin Bieber
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Twitter Slut Does the Splits
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Hot Body Blonde in a One Piece
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Busty German Rubs One Out
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Sluts Have Some Fun Experimenting With One Another
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Blondes Versus Brunettes – The Ultimate Battle
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The TSA is NOw Searching and Drug Tesing 5 Year Girls. WTF
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Posted in:MHD

2011

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Drunk. It happens. I’m not ashamed. I just don’t know why I keep showing people in McDonalds my penis. It’s weird. Nawmean. Foreeal. Fantastuck.

STEPLINKS

Fan With Great Cleavage
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Charlie Sheen is a LYING JUNKIE – OH MY
GO

Some Fan Ripped On Shakira’s Fancy Diamong Ring – VIDEO
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Private Screening of Josh Radner’s New Movie Exclusive Pics
GO

Heidi Klum Shows Very Little Tit Cuz She’s Old
GO GO

Fergie TOTALLY Got a Face Lift
GO

Jennifer Lawrence Does GQ
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Get Laid on Vacation. This is the Way
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Free Cams. Nuff Said
GO

Curvey Amateur Shows Off
GO

NBA Playoffs 2011: Hotties Playoff Edition
GO

Mickey Rourke Hates the Movie He did With Megan Fox Because It Is a Giant Piece of Shit
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These Toys Will Make Your Playtime Way More Sexy
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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Bodyd
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Jessica Simpson and Michelle Obama WTF?!
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Kate Bosworth is in Short Shorts
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Katsia Damankova is One Hot Blonde
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Japanese Sex Weirdness of the Day – VIDEO
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Out Pranking a Prankster – VIDEO
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RIP Shitty Soap Operas, If I Never Miss You It Will Be too Soon – VIDEO
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LET’S SEE SOME TIT – Gallery
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12 Latin Chicks That Are Muy Caliente
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Freak Out: Celebrities That Went Crazy Before Our Eyes
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Aline Has Hot Tits
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The Home Improvement XXX Porn Parody
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Some Dita Von Tease, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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First Time Lesbians on VIDEO
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Sexy Little Bride
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Model Walks the Streets
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Hayden Panty Airs is Everywhere Lately
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3 Nasty Pussys
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce on the Set Of Her New Video
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Striptease of the Day
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Gotta Love a Sexy Black and White Photo Set
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The Hottest Baseball Wives and Girlfirneds to Ever Pose in Playboy
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FBI Release Tupac Murder Files
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Courteney Cox Shamed With Nipple Slip Picture
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A New Kim Kardashian Upskirt
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Dov Charney Is A Creep Douche And I’m Jealous
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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Park For Free
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Jennifer Lopez: The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Are You High?!
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Val Kilmer, A Sad A Lonely Loser
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

15

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Chick Support System of the Day

I just saw these pictures that prove what I already knew…and that is that Kim Kardashian is a fat pig of a person who straps herself up and down and sideways to get the shape you idiots think is womanly and amazing…that I just think is fat and lazy…Ass doesn’t pop like that…it takes fucking harnesses to make that shit happen, and seeing this SPANX shit is not surprising to me, I always knew her only skinny part was her ankles, but I hope it is surprising to you, because maybe then you’d move on from this shit…


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

14

Apr

Raica Oliveira Poses For Heine Heine Spring Summer 2011 Collection

Her name is Raica Oliveira, I’ve never heard of her, but apparently she’s a Brazilian swimsuit model, who has done SI and some other swimsuit model shit….which means she could also be a tranny, cuz everyone knows Brazil is the second largest exporters of trannies behind Thailand….not that I think she is one, but what the fuck do I know, today’s the first time I’ve heard of her, and I haven’t really had the opportunity to give her a gynecological exam, I’ve really only seen her in these pictures for a bathing suit line that I can only assume is for the 40+ crowd, cuz shit’s all high waisted and tank top oriented to cover up the fact that a bitch is in the 40+ crowd…babies, stretch marks, one too many pieces of birthday cake, you get what I’m saying here….and if you don’t it’s that this bitch needs some more erotic bikinis to model…I feel like I’m at the public pool mid summer with a bunch of mom’s looking at her…and that’s only porn to me when nothing else is going on….

Posted in:Raica Oliveira

2011

14

Apr

Aubrey O’Day’s Amazing Face of the Day

I do this thing that showcases an amazing facial expression of celebrity pussy every once in a while. I call the feature Amazing Face and it”s borderline genius…and by borderline, I mean as far away from the border as you can fucking get from genius….I just figure sometimes it’s funny to laugh at these insecure bitches, all done up cuz they know and want to be shot by the paparazzi, especailly when they slip from their focused and practiced pose and getting captured looking like this pig Aubrey O’Day, making a face like the farmer’s about to insert his 15 inch black cock inside her cuz she’s the fattest pig in the barn…and that brings moderate joy to my life…..don’t ask me why, cuz I won’t tell you.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

14

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Promotes Scream of the Day

Here are pictures of Hayden Panetierre describing her boyfriend’s 7 foot tall dick that she inserts in her midget pussy….in some kind of circus act neither of them could avoid…you know growing up the freakshows that they are…..it’s one of those destiny things….where two souls who once traveled the carnival together in the 20s have finally found each other in this life and are reliving the shit…only more luxuriously, cuz instead of people paying a penny to their handler to see them, point and laugh…they’re the ones getting paid and for some reason the fans aren’t pointing and laughing at them anymore, they are just masturbating and fantasizing about them…The world’s changed so much.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2011

14

Apr

Amber Heard’s Lesbian of the Day

Lesbians suck on all levels…I mean other than cock…but on all levels other than cock…from their construction boots, to their ill fitting flannel….to their porn…to their vegan muffins….to the way they look and live and the things they do…from their knitting club called “Bitchin Stitchin”…to their craft corner sundays….to their potluck dinners…they are just all around fucking boring…and I’m not just saying that cuz lesbians hate me and I’m bitter that they don’t invite me to their lesbian events…I’m saying it cuz it’s fucking true…

Here’s Amber Heard and her lesbian she’s using to get publicity like she was Lohan….in their lesbian car…with their lesbian hair…on their way home for lesbian sex…that isn’t a fetish….cuz lesbian sex has is anti climatic…

Fucking lesbians….

Posted in:Amber Heard

2011

14

Apr

Beyonce on Set of her Music Video of the Day

Beyonce was fat on set in tight clothes. You know trying to compete with Rihanna for her husband’s affection….You know taking on her sex appeal and showing off her body…knowing that that’s what the public wants…not knowing or realizing in her cunt celebrity bubble that she’s had one or two too many buckets of Popeye chicken…and that she should really invest her time and energy in other things….like anything…to avoid being seen in public, you know like eating contests with the fat Williams “sister” cuz I don’t really like looking at it…and let’s face it…it’s all about me…

Either way, here’s an old, fat, tired self proclaimed DIVA, trying to keep up with the market, by doin’ the Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna hustle, 40 pounds too late…

All this to say, I wonder if she’s a natural blonde…but more importantly, does her pussy match the drapes?

Posted in:Beyonce

2011

14

Apr

Kate Bowsworth Skinny Legs of the Day

I prefer Kate Bowsworth topless on the beach , even if those topless pictures were staged and no nipple was captured on film, see I get that her skinny ass has small ass tits, but you’d still expect to see nipple, unless of course she’s had a mastectomy and opted out of getting nipples tattooed on, otherwise, there’s no fucking excuse…

Not that it matters, I mean the reality is that Kate Bowsworth doesn’t need nipples, sure she’s looking fucking old, but she’s maintained her skinny, and there’s something really magical about a skinny girl, with skinny legs and a skinny body and that magical something is that she’s not fucking fat, like every other bitch in the world these days….making her one of the dying breeds…soon to be extint…I saw Wal-E, I know how shit ends up….

Either way, nice legs, I’d love to wear them as a scarf.

Posted in:Kate Bowsworth

2011

14

Apr

Kirstie Alley’s DWTS Diet’s Really Working of the Day

Dancing with the Stars really worked out for Kirstie Alley’s fitness level. Bitch looks fatter than ever…I guess days of dancing gets offset when fueled by dozens of donuts…you know the whole “I worked out all day, I can afford to eat 2 large pizzas and some chocolate cake”…unless this is her skinny….

Not that you care about Kirstie Alley or her sloppy fat chick body…unless you do…and I’m just jumping to obvious conclusions, you know cuz she’s fucking disgusting looking…in which case I’d apologize…if she wasn’t disgusting looking…and the real issue in all this is not so much that you’re into Kirstie Alley, cuz I don’t care about you and your weirdness, it’s that I’d totally watch her sex tape if she had one…and there’s nothing good about that!

Here’s some other trash with chubby thighs to divert from the pictures I just posted…I assume she’s on the show…I just didn’t bother paying attention to her name….instead I focused on what’s important…shorts and boots…

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