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2011

27

May

Sarah Silverman is Not Hot, She’s Disgusting of the Day

One of the most annoying things I hear when it comes to celeb pussy is when a motherfucker says Sarah Silverman is hot. She’s built like a dump truck, and not a nice modern dump truck with air conditioning and other luxuries, I’m talking a dump truck you’d find in some backwoods field used to transport sheep shit.

She’s got no redeeming qualities, I would hate to see her naed. Her shoulders are broad, her face is horse-like and bucked, and her legs and ass look handicapped and fat….

So as much as she can make a motherfucker laugh, she can’t make him cum, she has no sex appeal and even with the most intense and professional blowjob skills that helped her get this career, if you”d get down with this, you may want to see your therapist, cuz you are probably faggot.

Posted in:Sarah Silverman

2011

27

May

Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Is a Publicity Stunt of the Day

Kim Kardashian has decided to televise her wedding to her boyfriend of 5 minutes, who is white, which makes no sense, but the publicity stunt does, cuz she knows people are gonna not care about her in a year, that her time at the top is closing into an end, and that it is now and never to have the Royal Wedding everyone watches on TV like she was a Princess she thinks she is, thanks to her dad spoiling the fuck out of her before dying to not witness his whore daughter be a whore….

It’s so obvious, yet everyone buys into it, when all we should really be doing is watching her suck a black cock to launch her career…cuz she was pornstar and needs to head back down that road….after this whole mainstream/legit/toying with the public thanks to strong PR shit ends.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

27

May

Kate Upton’s Gonna Be Fat of the Day

Am I the only negative person who likes to point out the negatives in everything good?

I mean obviously, I can tell this is an amazing 18 year old girl, who has great tits and is at the top of her game right now, doing Victoria’s Secret and SI.

It’s not my fault that’ I’m a realist and see that no 18 year old with natural tits like this stays like this and that “voluptuous” at 18 isn’t the same as Voluptuous at 30, cuz Voluptuous as 30 is usually the skinny bitch no one noticed at 18, and Voluptuous at 18 is usually the pig you see eating donuts on break from her WalMart shift.

Metabolisms slow don’t…Don’t blame me, blame the hormones in the food.

Here she is in a tight dress, showing off tits and gunt, take it in when you can, cuz it is all down hill from here…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

27

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A screwdriver is the working class Mimosa, and I’m on my fourth. Hello day, it’s good to be alive….

Here’s some shit going on on other sites that don’t get drunk when they wake up at noon, but instead post very relevant posts I can’t keep up with.

Cuddles.

Lindsay Lohan’s Oral Fixation Retrospective
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If I’m Gonna Have an Accident With a Chainsaw, I Want It to Have a V8 Motor
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College Football 2011: Sexiest Coeds of the Big East
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Free Cam Shows Because It’s Friday and You Deserve It
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Yeah. I’d Fuck a Mermaid. Especially These Celebrity Ones
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Snooki is Taking Diet Pills and By the Looks Of Things, They Definitely Aren’t Working
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Japanese Insanity of the Day
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Get a Load of Gina Ramos
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Sexy Teen Striptease
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Web Cam Girls That Are Better Than Your Girlfriend Because They Dont Talk Back Not that You Have Girlfriend – But you know what I mean…
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Posted in:MHD

2011

26

May

Claudia Schiffer is the Hot Bitch Who Got Cheated On of the Day

Funny story came out today that Claudia Schiffer’s husband was fucking January Jones raw dog and knocking her up only to discover too late that January Jones wanted a baby and doesn’t believe in abortions, while Claudia Sciffer was at home picking up her kid from school everyday as he pretended he was just “working” on a movie with her….January Jones over Claudia Schiffer, I guess this proves the whole even fucking Claudia Schiffer gets boring for her husband argument people used to use in the 90s.

What it comes down to is that models are supposed to marry older billionaire business men who want the trophy to feel accomplished, they aren’t supposed to mess with people in Hollywood.

What is also comes down to is that dudes like to fuck and we aren’t that picky, and don’t really care if the bitch we are getting with is hotter than the one we have at home, we just like that we are getting it…

Either way, here she is with her hot mom ex supermodel body in England, the calm before the scandal storm…and she’s looking hot to me…if she needs a dick to cry on, I volunteer mine mainly because like Patch Adams, it brings laughs and joy to those trying to find it in the scavanger hunt that is my sex life.

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer

2011

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I dont have 50,000 followers on Facebook or twitter-because I suck at most things including but not limited to the internet…..

But I figure I might as well try to get 50,000 followers, because there are a whole lot of idiots with not nearly as amazing internet commentary with way more than that…and because I have nothing else to do.

So that’s why I need YOU TO FOLLOW ME , cuz I’m not gonna follow myself, twitter won’t let me..

Yes, I know twitter is stupid, irritating, for chicks, etc. But I sit on my shit stained couch all day, this is how I determine my self worth. Then again I don’t really care either way….

FOLLOW ME

Here are my stepLINKS…click them…There’s only a million of them…more stepLINKS than I have followers…

SIDENOTE – I don’t link sites with viruses…..

Courtney Love Talks About Cobain’s Penis For Those Of You Who Still Masturbate to His Music and Feel He was a Legend Taken from Us Before his Time…
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Chyna’s Long-Awaited Return To Porn Is Happening asnd By Long Awaited I Mean You Would Rather Die Than See Her Naked
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I Think This Dildo May Be Too Big – You Be the Judge
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Sexy Web Came Sluts, From Me To You
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Joslyn James Huge TIts in a Bikini Distract from her Shaved Hipster Hair for Attention
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Selena Gomez Young Tight Ass Molesting Underage Boys in a Bikini
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Watching Cam Girls for Free is Worth It….
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Some Beat Boxing Craziness – Even THough Beat Boxing is Gay
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10 Babes That Dates Boy Band Members Who Were Way Below Them
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Arnold’s Under Investigation For Allegedly Using the California Highway Patrol To Help Him Bang Chicks
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Trampoline Fail
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Lady Gaga is a Self Absorbed Idiot Part 350 433
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Amazing Spandex Booty
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Free Cam Shows, So You Can Really Get Your Money’s Worth
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Christiana Capotondi Nip Slip
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Cheryl Cole Got Fired, I’m More Than Willing to Give Her a Job
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WTF Photo of the Day
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I Wanna Punch Scott Disick in the Face
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Ellie Penfold Spilling Out Of Her Bikini
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Sofia Vergara Hotness
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Two Hot Best Friends Take It To The Next Level
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Chris Hansen From to Catch a Predator Almost Got His Ass Kicked – VIDEO
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Carly and Celeste Get In On
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Seriously, How Long Before Lindsay Lohan Gets Away With Murder Literally?
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Rosa Acosta Hotness
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Teacher Arrested For Sexting 11-Yr Old… Sending Pictures Of His Wang [Video]
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Get a Load of Isobel
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Lawyer Distracted By Big Boobied Woman – Wants Her Gone
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Kelly Clarkson Just Keeps Getting Fatter
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Blondie Adele is On All Fours
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Washed Out Hipster Babe Makes Me Fall In Love
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking MILF Worthy
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Gotta Love Teen Tits – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Victoria Silvstedt Has Legs Fit For A DIngee
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Now That’s How You Teach Children
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Striptease of the Day
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Melissa Jacobs in Black and White
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VIDEO: A Date with Kate Upton (a Guyism Original)
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Matthew Vaughn Is January Jones’ Baby Daddy?
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Jersey Shore Slut Has Her Ass Hanging Out Of Her Skirt
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Pippa Middleton Flashes Her Panties
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J-Lo Shakes Her Ass In See Through Fishnets
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Steven Tyler Loves His Cocaine
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

26

May

Emma Roberts for Tyler Shields of the Day

I find photographer Tyler Shields to be the biggest pile of shit. I really don’t know why I get so annoyed by him, but I think it’s gotta do with him being a typical mainstream LA idiot pretending to be an artist, with some deep artistic vision, and thanks to a few celebrity friends, like Lindsay Lohan, he’s become the “it” guy to go do stupid photoshoots with…Like he’s the new Terry Richardson, riding celebriity celebrity to get his own celebrity to the top by sucking up to them when really he’s just a scam…is actually kinda genius….but I still find him annoying…

That said, here are some pictures of Emma Roberts and Juno Temple with what he calls “Vampire Tears” cuz he is full of shit, everyone knows they are the facial cum shot of glittery fairy.

Idiots.

On a sidenote, this photoshoot clearly lacks nudity, pussy lip and tit…Tyler Shields needs to step up his artistic vision, pull it out of Twilight and take it to Hustler…if you know what I mean.

He’s the fucking worst. He named thes pictures “Chaos, Flowers, Tears, Unicorn Tears, Vampire Tears”…I hope he kills himself/ gets hit by a bus and loses his eyesight / drug overdoses or gets ignored.

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2011

26

May

Alessandra Ambrosio in Small Shorts of the Day

Unlike Lindsay Lohan with her house arrest bullshit, I’m allowed to leave my house, and I do sometimes, even though I don’t really have to or have the energy to, or really know what to do when I’m out there other than drink and stare at girls….which I guess is all I really need to do to have a full, exciting and satisfying life…and the good news is that every year girls’s shorts get shorter and tighter and hotter even if they bitch in them is dumpy and just overly comfortable with the fact that she’s dumpy thanks to parents over-praising her…so now when I leave my house…I can’t go without seeing some slut showing off shorts and that is a good thing and in person slut is better than in picture slut but no short tight short should go unnoticed….so here is some Alessandra Ambrosio in what may be the best shorts of the day….but I haven’t left the house yet..if you can even call this a house…so I can’t be too sure.

I don’t have the rights to the pics – but I do have this video of a chick named Alessandra Belly dancing…..


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2011

26

May

Shark Night 3D is the Stupid Movie of the Day

I love shitty movies, mainly because of all the hot chicks getting naked cuz they think this is their big break since moving to LA has been nothing but rejection after rejection, but it still always amazes me that these fucking movies get made, when my idea for a movie about my life as a blogger like the social network meets a crackhouse meets a ghetto stripclub meets a divebar phenomenon that would change the thread on the fabric of the nation…but once that bitterness subsides…I move on an appreciate the shit that this Shark Night 3D is….cuz girls in bikini dying stupid deathes and getting topless really works for me.

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