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2010

29

Jun

Annalynne McCord Ass in White Pants of the Day

Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit….

I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that….

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Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2010

29

Jun

Annalynne McCord Ass in White Pants of the Day

Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit….

I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that….

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Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2010

29

Jun

Coco in a Small Fucking Bikini of the Day

Coco is a whore, sure she’s exclusive to Ice T, but she’s still a fucking whore. Everything about her screams whore, except maybe her size, since most whores I know are emaciated drug addicts…

It amazes me how this ass doesn’t have sloppy messy cellulite all over it, but I guess when you get ass implants, that’s just they way shit ends up, a big, awkward and square shaped hard disaster. It also amazes me that people find it hot…the only thing amazing about it is that it’s just fucking weird looking, like some circus freak shit….and jerking off to something just because it is weird looking may be because you are bored of jerking off to the standard things people jerk off to, meaning you’ve jerked off way too much since the last time you got laid, and maybe should consider hiring a hooker, cuz otherwise it’ll take some illegal shit to get you off, just some advice from someone who’s been there.

So here is a big fucking ass, in a small fucking bikini that their is really no point in wearing, but these are staged pictures and staged pictures always a cry for attention….and at least she’s doin’ it right…

Posted in:Coco

2010

29

Jun

Naomi Campbell in a One Piece of the Day

I guess retired model Naomi Campbell got offered so much money to do this photoshoot that she couldn’t refuse, but she’s a fucking diva and wasn’t going to go out of her way to get a bikini wax for the shit, cuz that requires effort and she’s a lazy fucking pig….so lazy that her hundreds of millions of dollars she made as a model was too annoying to spend, so she went and locked down some Russian billionaire to pay her way, cuz that’s just the kind of cunt she is, hairy, obnoxious and really fucking expensive….

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Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2010

29

Jun

Miranda Kerr Plays with Balloons for the Pedophiles of the Day

I am sure there are a few guys out there who are going nuts over these pictures and not because they are of a lingerie model but because they are of a girl holding a balloon like she was 5. I am hoping that you are not one of those people because sexualizing little kid activities is really fucking creepy, unless that little kid activity is oral sex in the backyard after playing doctor…but that’s totally different than kids playing innocently in the park with their balloons, cuz it’s an activity people of all ages can appreciate…one of those timeless classics that doesn’t make you a pedophile if you try to incorporate it into sex with some girl you got drunk enough to agree to sex with you…but dressing the bitch up in pigtails with a balloon and grass stained knees while making her pretend she lost her mom while talking in a baby voice isn’t….so I don’t know what Miranda Kerr is doing or who she is trying to appeal to by being cute and playful like she’s 5, but it’s gotta be bad…

BONUS – PICTURES OF THE BITCH INJURED – cuz if you’re like me, injured means easier to attack….

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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2010

29

Jun

Leighton Meester Shows Off her Moves of the Day

This Monte Carlo Shit is taking the fuck over. It is going to be hug cuz they have hired the actors of all the hit shows teenage girls get boners over. From Selena Gomez from Disney dick sucking fame, to some dude from Glee I’ve never heard of, to Leighton Meester from Gossip girl and I’m sure more of these poptart pieced of shit are polluting the beaches of Monte Carlo in a way that makes me wish they all traveled together and the plane went down….since I figure we need a “Buddy Holly / Big Bopper” caliber crash to rock the nation and bring us all together…making them more of a sacrifice for humanity, something substantially more relevant and important than they’d ever amount to staying on this poptart train except maybe for this Leighton Meester pig, who has proven that despite having a criminal mother, and being born in a halfway house, she doesn’t have to whore out on the street corner, but instead can whore out in the back lot of the movie set, with people who can pay her more than 50 dollars a blowjob, and who bring fame instead of shame when she squeezes their cum out of her pussy…and here is a preview of where her moves start…before the numb mouth, the gagging, the raw vagina and all the real good stuff….

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Posted in:Leighton Meester

2010

29

Jun

Gordon Ramsay Stares at Nudist Men of the Day

All Brits are gay, you can tell by the way they talk, those accents scream poofter, so I’m not surprised Gordon Ramsay’s wife has the face of a man so that when she sucks him off he can pretend she has a mustache and it’s not too much of a stretch or the fact that Ramsay is taking a mental snapshot of that old man’s hot ass so when he fuck’s her from behind he can visualize this….

Here’s the bonus shot of the wife in her bikini….

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Posted in:Gordon Ramsay

2010

29

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I haven’t been able to do the stepNEWS because my internet has been seriously shit and my neighbors are all a bunch of losers who can’t afford internet of their own so there’s no WIFI in the area and if there is cuz they are trying to gentrify the ‘hood, it’s on lockdown cuz those suits and white collar cocksuckers don’t like giving back to the community they are taking the fuck over….

But I’m back…and here it is…cuz even when I stop…the idiots in the world don’t…

RAW FOOTAGE – Man Doesn’t Like That a Mall is Closed

Kansas Man Gives STD’s to Underage Girls from MySpace
A 24 year-old man took advantage of two teen girls he met on MySpace and gave them an STD after luring them into sex.

NY Anchor has No Tolerance for Sluts

Two Porn Stars Suing Aids Testing Clinic

TV Anchor Makes Burning Wiener Joke!

Donald Duck Arrested in Ohio
A man named Donald Duck was arrested in Cleveland for ramming a car outside of a pizza shop after smoking pot and also failed a field sobriety test

GE head falls off stool during Biden speech

Man loses it on microphone after verdict
A former prisoner who was tortured by police reacts emotionally to guilty verdict of former police commander

Senator Oprah – It Almost Happened
Tapes played at the Rod Blagojevich trial revealed that the former Governor considered appointing Oprah Winfrey to the seat vacated by Barak Obama.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My internet is still down… I am surprised I’ve been able to do as many posts as I’ve been doing. I feel like some kind of hero who doesn’t actually have a cause. I am going drinking with a bunch of women who think they are in sex and the city, I am going to try to do some damage, because it’s open bar and someone made the mistake of inviting me…

While I do that, here are my stepLINKS

ndsay Lohan’s Idea of Being Sober While on Probation and Wearing a Scram Bracelet is Hotting Up a Massive Rave in LA
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If This Grandpa Dancing to Lady Gaga Can Make Me Get Through One of Her Songs Without Puking, I Guess That’s a Good Thing, Right?
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Because Odds Are You didn’t Get Any Pussy This Weekend
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Katherine Mcphee is Looking Hot
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And Today, On Will It Blend… – VIDEO
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More Than A Mouthful: The 20 Greatest Trash Talkers In Sports History
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Traci Binghams Nipples Are Pokie and Visible Thanks To That See Through Top
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The 5 Stupidest Transformers Ever
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Man I’d Totally Bang Emma Watson
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Lina in the Mirror
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Hot Teen Stretches Her Ass Out
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let Rednecks Have Babies
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These Animated GIFs of Prince Throwing People the BITCH PLEASE Look During His Tribute at the BET Awards Are EPIC
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Halle Berry is Lookin Good on the Way to a Workout
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Miranda Kerr Hotness in the New Victoria Secret Catalog
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Chubby Chasers, This One’s For You!
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This Photo Set of Nyla Made My Monday Easier
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Karissa Shannon Shows Off Her Naked Ass
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Amber, Ashley & Lexi Belle
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Irina Sheik & Jessica White Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Seeing Tom Cruise Fly Through the Air Like the Broadway Queen He Always Dreamed to Be Makes My Life Complete
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4 Videos Of Filthy Whores Swapping Spit
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Angelina Jolie is Looking Hot on the Cover of Vanity Fair
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Vince Neil From Motley Crue is in Jail for DUI
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Taylor Gets Naughty With Herself
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Irina Sheik is Looking Hot in Her New Guess Ads
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Gotta Love London Hotties
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Check Out Monica
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2 Hot and Dirty Web Cam Sluts
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Ashley Greene Pays For Parking, Looks Ridiculously Hot Doing So
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Country Hip Hop Dancing Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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German Late Night News Strip – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Will ROll Around in Lingerie on Your iPhone
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25 People Trying to Use Trampolines (and Failing Miserably) – VIDEO
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Dance Fail – VIDEO
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Your Backyard Coverband Sucks! – VIDEO
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And More Miranda Kerr
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April O’neil Gets Naked by the Hot Tub
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Sixteen Intriguing Businesses
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LADIES: 7 Ways To Have An Offensive Orgasm
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

28

Jun

Ryan O’Neal Grieving for Farrah with Young Pussy of the Day

I get the motherfucker fed his daughter cocaine when she was 12 and bitch has been a disaster ever since, but in his defense, giving 12 year olds cocaine when you’re a celebrity and you’re untouchable is fun, especially when it leads to your annoying, unappreciative, spoiled brat daughter winning an Oscar, making her useless existence have some purpose or legacy other than years of drug addiction..I’m talking to you Tatum….

I also get that dude was dealing with an on and off ex girlfriend with anus cancer for a bunch of years, he played up the he wanted to marry her, knowing her death was near, but he still stood by her, but for some reason the paparazzi are dissing him for mourning the a year after her death on the beach with young pussy that could be his grandkids for all we fucking know….and if it was me, I’d be all over younger pussy her entire bout with anal cancer cuz anus comes in handy when girls pretend they want to stay virgins…

I’m not even sure why people are bothering with Ryan O’Neal on Farrah Fawcett’s death anniversary because everyone knows Michael Jackson’s death anniversary overshadows that shit and makes it pretty obsolete, but I guess I like the underdog death anniversary griever….

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Posted in:Ryan O'Neal

2010

28

Jun

Amputee Pussy of the Day

Every once in a while I like to get down to amputee pussy. There’s something about a missing leg that makes sex a whole new experience, it’s like the shit re-invents itself and gives you a whole new variety of ways to fuck…and if you don’t believe me…just ask Paul McCartney, dude paid a premium to deal with his amputee fetish…cuz I guess once you go stump you never go back…and you pay big fucking money to find one who is decent lookin’….

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Posted in:Heather Mills

2010

28

Jun

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures of the Day

This Kelly Brook bitch is having a career revival on the internet. I’m not going to say I don’t understand why, because the internet is filled with horny dudes who like tits, and this bitch happens to have pretty amazing tits, but I don’t really get all the hype, since she’s been a lingerie model for the last 10 years, the same tits everyone is giving a ton of attention to lately. I am guessing she’s hired a new PR person and they’ve drawn up a new strategy to get people to actually care about the tits she’s always shown off and I really don’t give a fuck why this shit’s happening, I’m just good with the fact that it is happening. I also come from the school of thought that pussy from the UK is disgusting, so when a decent looking one comes out of the coal burning chimney she’s been sweepin’, shit should be celebrated…and I guess these bikini pictures are kinda doin’ that….


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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

28

Jun

Beatrice Borromeo in a One Piece of the Day

This Beatrice Borromeo is not officially part of the Royal family of Monaco, but she’s having sex with one of them and that’s good enough for me to consider her fancy in the pants…and more importantly, there’s always something classy about jerking off to the Royal family, even if it is not officially Royal Family, and even if it is not in a two piece bathing suit, at least that’s what I used to tell myself when I had no access to porn and was forced to use the Queen’s image on the back of a Canadian penny to get off not enough years ago for it to be a story I should be sharing…

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Posted in:Beatrice Borromeo

2010

28

Jun

Elisabetta Canalis Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here is George Clooney’s ass in a bikini showing the world why she is George Clooney’s ass cuz George Clooney is one of those dudes who 99% of women would leave their husbands for, even if they love their husbands more than anything in the world and were conditioned to think they couldn’t survive without their husband after years of him putting them down and killing any self confidence or worth she has….he has that affect on women, so he gets to choose the ones he likes best like a fat bitch at an all you can eat buffet, since that’s just how his life has played out for him and I guess he’s not the only one who won at life, cuz this bitch, hot ass or not, managed to work her way into getting a job as Clooney’s sidekick, which means living the good life, without having to do any work despite the fact that this Canalis bitch was a success in the Italian entertainment industry before Clooney poached her like he was Victoria’s Secret recruiting interatoonal pussy, but that doesn’t count, cuz Italy Entertainment isn’t as significant as America….and closed minded Americans just see a stupid name that looks like a TGIF pasta dish…but the good news for her a Celebrity boyfriend and hot ass is international and she’s got both…and here are some pics….

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Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2010

28

Jun

Jennifer Loves Eating of the Day

I guess this is as close to pornographic as Jennifer Love Hewitt gets, you know at the bank taking out money cuz that’s the only reason dudes fuck her, I mean that good life and memories of pussy he once jerked off to when she was the fat tits in all those teen movies in the 90s, you know before she became the emotional eating Ghost Whisperer fatness you see here…and I know what you bitches are thinking…cuz I’ve been doing this a long time and I get your hatemail…and that is that she’s not as fat as she was at her fattest….but she’s still fat and fat is fat….and I’m sure some of you are into this shit…and I’m hopin it’s more about seeing her take out money and less about her sloppy body….but that’s not because I care what you like, but because I care about this bitch knowing her self-worth….so there’s no distractions that leaves her standing in front of the mirror thinking she’s still got it.

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Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt