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2011

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last week I decided I am going to make myself famous. So I started my facebook page and figured I’d strategize some publicity stunts, maybe even a university tour, or a party…but I decided the whole thing was too exhausting, so I got drunk alone, cuz that’s when you know you really mean it…and the whole thing continues to be pretty pathetic and thus amazing.

Here’s some morning links. LOVE and CUDDLES.

Some Pierced Guy Hangs from a Hot Air Ballooon…
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20 Sports Wives and Girlfriends that Bring the Hotness
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Free Cam Shows, Cause I Know It’s Been a Hard Week
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Rihanna’s Hottest Magazine Covers
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Port-o-Potty Explosion
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The Situation is Out of a Job
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18 Year Year Old Makes Her Own Sex Tape
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The Kind of Sluts You Wanna Spend Your Weekend With
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David Hasslehoff Finally Got a Job
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Posted in:MHD

2011

08

Jul

Beyonce’s Ass to Promote her Album of the Day

Here’s a video that was just sent to me of Beyonce in lingerie…for some new song that doesn’t matter because you are going to put it on mute or pause when you masturbate to it, you sick fuck.

If you know anything about me or this site, you will know that I can’t fucking stand Beyonce. I think she is the devil and I do not endorse this new slutty behavior in efforts to compete with the younger, hotter, less annoying popstars. I don’t dig her booty shaking, or pantsless outfits, and if anything I find it a pathetic attempt for Jay-Z’s affection, cuz he owns Rihanna and shit…..

But I figured I might as well post it here, cuz they’ve only had 900,000 views and Beyonce could use the 4 I’m gonna send her….you know from my failed empire to her leaching monsterous cunt….yay.

On a sidenote, someone told me this is a picture form her promo materials for her new album, you know cuz she’s been starving herself to fit in and figures she’s got it going on enough to pull this kind of stunt, but I’m pretty sure it’s just a stunt ass, or photoshopped to hell, and really the problem is that Beyonce ass, should never be used in this way….and I’m the kinda guy who thinks ass should always be used…no matter what shapes and sizes as long as isn’t Beyonce’s ….

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2011

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My vanity facebook project was a huge success…I have 25 fans and shit makes me feel real fucking famous…like I can get in on VIP and get comped dinners and limos and hosting parties like I was Jersey Shore….It confirmed that I am even more pathetic that they are with no fanbase at all and you know what….that’s okay….who needs celebrity….when you’ve got a website nobody reads….

Now here are my stepLINKS….

Casey Anthony Too Controversial for Porn – Just not my porn.
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The Worst Driver in the Netherlands Ran Over the Host of the Bad Driver Reality Show He Was On and Here’s the Footage
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Eva Mendes is Dating Larry David…That’s fucking weirdness
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Emma Watson Crying is Like Porn TO Me
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Live Cam Girls That Will Drive You Wild
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Fail Compilation June 2011 – VIDEO
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The 10 Most Horrible Real-Life Bosses
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Caprice Drops Some Big Tanned Cleavage
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And More Olivia Wilde Hotness
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Latina Shakes Her Ass on the Web Cam
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20 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Bikini Shoots
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Miranda Kerr Pantyhose Upskirt
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Yeah I’d Bang Christie Brinkley, No Problem
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Kim Kardashian, Just Because
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Taylor Momsen is Slutty On stage Again
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How About Some Leighton Meester
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Asian Hotties Are Fine By Me
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Elisabetta Canalis is Single and In a Bikini
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3 Way Hotties Are All Soaped Up
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Irina Shayk is in a Bikini
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Kaylee and Lystra Get It On
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Paulina Porizkova’s Topless Pics
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Ashley Olsen Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Tight Bodied Blonde On the Fucking Machine
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Justine’s Maxim Photoshoot
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Hottie Hangs Out on the Stairs
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Some Kate Middleton Hotness
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She’s Stripping in Front Of Her Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Holly Madison
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How to: Dodge the Cops
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Striptease of the Day
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11 People You Always See on the Beach
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These Teen Mom Sluts Are Too Much
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Raven Will Help Us End Things Off
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Lady Gaga is Dying of Lupus, She’s Also Fucking Ugly. Awesome.
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Taylor Momsen Forgot Her Pants. Here She Is Flashing Her Crotch
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Miley Cyrus, Leather Clad Crotch Down Under
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Rumer Willis Lets Her Tits Fly
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Taylor Momsen Getting All Lesbo On Stage. Very Hot!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

07

Jul

Megan Fox’s Shitty Armani Campaign of the Day

Here’s a video behind the scenes to some Megan Fox face for Armani cosmetics bullshit because it is the only work she can get…..but I’m warning you listening to her talk about nonsense is fucking tedious, even painful and distracts from the fact that you all want to fuck her….

The highlight of the video is when she sas she loves when her 8 year old stepson tells me I’m beautiful….maybe because she knows she gives him boners when he watches her shower and that means she appeals to the new generation…or maybe cuz her husband’s an old fucking loser who’s son is more fun to hang out with….but who knows with her, and who really cares, the whole thing is pretty much a pile of shit…that doesn’t turn me on…or even appeal to me…she sucks.

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2011

07

Jul

Irina Shayk Hot Ass on the Beach of the Day

Don’t click any links off the video…I’m just posting it cuz i can’t post the pics and this weirdo put it on youtube….

So…Ronaldo pretended he was straight, just Europpean with his stage wife Irina Shayk, who gets paid in SI bikini covers, cuz that’s the power of powerful athletes with the best sports agents and management and publicists in the world, you know enough power to make a magazine go bankrupt if all his resources pulled from them, leaving them little choice, but luckily, unlike Andy Roddick’s hustle with Brooklyn “Downs Syndrome” Decker, Irina Shayk is all ethnic and hot and lovely….especially half naked fronting to be a dude’s gf so that he doesn’t get laughed off the court, forcing him to retire as European men won’t be able to handle his sexuality, cuz it will make them question theirs…you know since soccer is what they jerk off to and such…

Either way….I don’t have the rights to the pics….so….


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Posted in:Irina Shayk

2011

07

Jul

Taylor Momsen’s Try Hard To be Slutty Rock and Roll Show of the Day

So Taylor Momsen was in Barcelona playing at the Razzmatazz, and she got a group of girls, who all look like teenage girls into their bras, screamed at them and made out with them, wearing a hipster rock t-shirt and panties, only to end up making out with one of the bitches, cuz Taylor Momsen’s a fucking attention seeking piece of contrived shit, who knows in a couple of months, she will turn 18 and be forgotten….

I mean the shit I can’t grasp is how the bitch went from being a bubbly gossip girl to being this disaster rock and roller, I mean shit is as legit as my sexual attraction to my wife….which is not legit at all…but then again I don’t pretend it is…making it a bad example….

What it really comes down to is that slutty teens, half naked and acting bisexual, flashing panties, and being “Bad”, although irritating as hell cuz it is so fake, is still kinda awesome…cuz it is girls being sluts at an age that you can assume they will grow up to be sluts…and just knowing every one of her almost 18 year old fans is going home and dyking out, taping her tits, and doing all this stupidity makes for the hope of an arousing future.. and no matter how lame or contrived it is, a whole lot of it is real fucking authentic…..

Thanks for doing your part Momsen you spoiled, useless cunt…now turn 18 and really exploit yourself already…it is time.

I’m not interested in posting the pics -cuz it is so contrived and not jerkoffable – but if you want to see them
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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

07

Jul

Leighton Meest Foot Fetish Porn Revisited of the Day

For those of you who don’t know much about Leighton Meester, other than than you would totally fuck her, like you’d fuck anything with a vagina, or really anything that remotely looks or acts like a vagina, cuz you’re not all that picky when it comes to your Kathy Bating……she was in foot fetish videos early on in her career, because you don’t just wake up one day in your halfway house cuz your mom was a drug smuggling criminal, and land a role on a hit show, you gotta use the skills momma learned in prison and passed onto you, and suck dick to get there, coupled with chosing jobs that pay enough to not get an actual career job, while maintaining your integrity, cuz you don’t get naked in the smut you’re producing, you just let dudes jerk off on your feet….the very same feet she’s showing off in these pictures on set of Gossip Girl…reminding us of how badly she wanted this, and how far she was willing to go, while giving her original pervert fan bases some foot they haven’t been able to jerk off to in what seems like forever. If you know what I mean…

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2011

07

Jul

Emma Watson’s Ambitious Premiere Outfit of the Day

Emma Watson must have got confused when they told her she had to go to the Harry Potter premiere, cuz she it looks like she got in costume for the live-action version of Big Bird’s biopic, where she plays big birds grey granny bird, or some shit that makes equally as little sense, cuz I can’t imagine anyone willing to wear something that looks like this feathery mess to their big money making night, since Harry Potter is all bitch ever did and all bitch ever needs to do, cuz it’s just that big a deal, unless they were getting paid….It’s like prom night gone bad. The kind of thing she’ll reflect on in 15 years while sitting on her royalty checks thinking to herself, “If it wasn’t for this prescription pill addiction that makes me numb and feel like I’m on a cloud with no worries or no sense of where I am, I’d totally wonder what the hell i was thinking that night it all went down hill”…at least that’s my prediction….call me Miss cleo.

My other prediction is that a whole lot of virgin losers are jerking off to these pictures right now – cuz Emma Watson can do no wrong, she’s a wizard….and you’re married to her….I guet it..

Posted in:Emma Watson

2011

07

Jul

Rosario Dawson Brings Out Her Tits for a Kids Movie of the Day

I like Rosario Dawsom cuz she spent the better part of her illegal immigrant youth squatting in some abandoned building like a homeless person, before Harmony Korine swept her up, the way pedophiles obsessed with kids fucking do, and cast her for KIDS as the 14 year old in the pool, in her bra with hard nipples, nipples that the world has fallen in love with despite how much her horse head has grown over the years. at least that’s why she tells the media, cuz saying she’s 4th generation middle class is way less marketable…and really who needs marketability when you have a set of tits that you are willing to show off cuz you aren’t nothing more than a New York city, rich and famous, coke whore….here are the pics….

In more interesting news, Leah Remini was also at the premiere – she used the opportunity to showcaase her new Asian face…you know have a coming out party for it or something equally ridiculous…

Posted in:Rosario Dawson

2011

07

Jul

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in Shorts Promoting Shit of the Day

Here’s some shitty commercial for some olsen twins project that is bound to make their billionaire asses more billions….I like how they included some footage of even if just a few seconds of them in demim shorts dirty dancing and posing together, it works for anyone who has had a twin fetish, even if like me, they never thought much of the Olsen Twin hustle, cuz they just were never all that hot…no matter how much hype surrounded them….

Posted in:Olsen Twins

2011

07

Jul

Sara Jean Underwood Naked Bike Ride of the Day

Carrie Underwood’s Sister, Sara Jean reconnected with her Playboy past by doing this naked bike ride shit as a segment for the nerdy market she’s trying to manipulate like she was Olivia Munn at G4TV….

I’m a lot more interested in seeing the uncensored version of this shit, mainly because I think every day naked bitches are far more interesting than bitches who get paid to be naked….and even a bitch I can just do a google search for to se full vaginal nudity….

She posted some strageic pics of the naked bike ride a few weeks ago, and they were conservative for a whore with a SHAVED CUNT …so if anything, this youtube video is nothing but irritating, despite how many times the nerds have it on fucking repeat..cuz nerds aren’t real humans. It’s a fact.

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2011

07

Jul

Webcam Star of the DAy

Fuck. I am about to lose my fucking mind. Everything that could go wrong went wrong. From losing the one 20 dollars I robbed from my wife for beer, to losing my cell phone that I’d never be able to replace cuz I’m the kind of poor motherfucker stealing money from my wife, to coming home to my computer breaking the fuck down, only to fix itself in some last legs bullshit.

So the first thing I did was naturally go onto the cam sites to decompress cuz it amazes me how many girls love getting naked fir free…..and here is the webcam star of the day.

Her name isn Elibeth, she’s from Spain, she’s 22 and she’s lovely to watch naked and performing…Lohan should take some lessons from her….


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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

07

Jul

Rumer Willis Tries to Be Sexy Despite Her Alien Monster Horror Movie Face of the Day

Rumer Willis is trying to get some seriously noticed, yet awkward but fascinating cuz I like sluts for attention…..

I guess her whore mom taught her the tricks of the trade…cuz her mom was an unattractive woman with a more subtle mutant face who managed to make it even before all the millions of dollars of plastic surgery.. who managed to even be a sex symbol, nude in random magazines in the 80s, and doing what her whore self could to get where she wanted to be…..but unfortunately, Rumer’s face is too far gone and too alien to really divert anyone’s attention from looking at it and thinking “What the fuck is that thing”….even if she was masta bating on the street corner with a found object, like a piegon or squirrel, people would be what the fuck is with that thing’s face…..ok….maybe I’m being too harsh….the short shorts, open shirt, cleavage is a good step for this creature, even though I know that if I wore heels this high, I’d look like I had long gorgeous legs and I’m an obese troll of a person…making this just a confusing fucking situation..

Posted in:Rumer Willis

2011

07

Jul

Nicky Hilton Sucks on the Beach of the Day

Nicky Hilton is one thing out of LA that I will never understand. She’s the latch on sister who never wanted to be in the spotlight, but who wanted all the benefits of her sister’s humiliating behavior, and who pretty much escorted her everywhere she went around the world, pretending that she was some kind of Business Woman, when she was just a reserved piece of shit riding coattails….but that’s not what offends me…I am offended by her lack of a personal trainer, she has a responsibility being a socialite in the media, despite how much she’s into taking the backseat, because according to her body, and her beach apparel, she’s a dumpy sack of shit….sure she’s probably a size small, something you’d all want to be if you were a woman in theory, something that makes her think all is OK, but not all size smalls are a good size small, cuz she’s a sloppy mess.

We call her kind Slim Fats and here is the slim fat on the beach.

Posted in:Nicky Hilton

2011

07

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits Useless of the Day

I found a bootleg copy of the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape on the internet a few days ago and figured I’d watch it because I hadn’t seen it in years, and even when I did see it, I skipped through it…I assumed it was just cuz I wasn’t into black dick that makes me feel inferior, but turns out I’m not into shit colored fat chicks with tranny faces acting like bratty uptight bitches….and what it comes down to is that….her performance in that porn tape, despite her decent blowjob, but I have a weakness for any blowjob, did not warrant the 100 million dollar empire she’s got today.

I get that she’s all bullshit, staged stories for attention, doing things directly for the media and inturn making money, like the most recent media blitz centered around her opinions of Casey Anthony that pissed everyone off cuz they assume that her dead dad defended OJ for a lot of money and he got off, which means she supports murderers for money, when really who fucking cares about this half retarded rich kid’s opinion and why am I even posting these pictures. She’s fat and fat girls don’t deserve any respect.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian