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2011

20

May

Who is Jennifer Lawrence of the Day

In case you were wondering, these are not pictures of Joey Lawrence post sex change.

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2011

20

May

Tommy Hilfiger’s Billion Dollar Legs of the Day

Tommy Hilfiger is worth more than a billion dollars, so it is safe to say that money, success in the fashion world, even fame, had everything to do with him leaving the event with legs on a slut like this….that’s not to say this old weathered bitch is anything exciting, but she’s better than the old weather bitches I see walking around my neighborhood, because those weathered bitches didn’t have the drive or ambition to date billionaires….

I thought fashion designers were supposed to be gay…not supposed to fuck the models.not tha this is a model….but you get what I’m saying…and that is-why is her dress is showing off all of her leg, but not flashing any vagina, there’s a flaw in design hilfiger. Get on it.

The whole thing is confusing to me and why is she so shy? Is she embarrassed by him? Or does she have bad Botox, who is she again? I’ll post the pics anyway…but I need answers damnit….

Posted in:Dee Ocleppo

2011

20

May

Kim Kardashian Feels Her Fame Dying of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian showing off her fat ass at some club with some boyfriend because I can tell she feels her fame coming to an end….because it was undeserved and not based on talent or accomplishment….other than the sex tape maybe….but even that wasn’t all that skillful on her part, she was just there…..and this is her holding on…hoping the media cover her shit…soon she will be very hungry for the attention..cuz she’s already got the money….it’s the eyeballs she’s addicted to…and as soon as that ends…it’s gonna be hilarious to see her bottom feeding like she was Heidi Montag hustle..more sex tapes, scandals, stunts, vagina slips, eating, obesity, suicide. The future is almost here…Amazing…..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

20

May

Kelly Ripa’s Got Back of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kelly Ripa showing off her skinny back…..what the fuck else am I supposed to write about these pictures…she’s not inspiring…she’s got too many hispanic kids, by choice, to be inspiring…I mean I’m sure her peppy little attitude is great in the bedroom, and clearly she likes getting cum inside her, but the real issue is whether she takes it up the ass or not, but based on the number of kids she has, I’m thinking no…

Either way, back isn’t enough, I want to see her naked, even though she’s lost the majority of her appeal…cuz there is an age where cute becomes old and Kelly Ripa’s hit it.

Posted in:Kelly Ripa

2011

20

May

Pussy That Might Have AIDS at an Aids Event I wasn’t Invited to of the Day

I was too busy trying to get AIDS from random seedy girls, to bother flying out to Cannes to try to sneak into these fancy and luxurious full of shit events, I am more into dealing with AIDS by not going to film festivals supporting AIDS, but by convincing hookers who have AIDS to give me a discount on the goods and services provided. See, I care about what matters….these celebrities don’t know shit about needle sharing, unprotected sex, HIV, or maybe they do…I’m talking to you Courtney Love.

Here’s some of the pussy that was there:

Courtney Love….is AIDS…..

Eva Herzigova and Milla Jovovich may have AIDS from working the Sex Trade…That’s what Eastern Europe communist escapees are known for….

Elisabetta Canalis may have AIDS from her prison tattoos she got in prison after getting caught as a hooker…before being George Clooney’s hooker….

Kirsten Dunst may have AIDS because that’s what happens when you don’t shower…you get AIDS

Donatella and Alegra Versace were there cuz they look like they are dying of AIDS…and relate to what the AIDS ward are feeling whenever they look in the mirror….

Ivana Trump may have AIDS from fucking all that dirty money and boy toys she rolls around with all night thanks to a good strategic marriage…

Karolina Kurkova done fix her thyroid and is skinny again….or maybe it is AIDS…

Bar Refaeli doesn’t have AIDS, at least that’s what I tell myself as I’d be down to try to exchange fluids with her, even if she does have aids….

Alessandra Ambrosio was there cuz she probably has AIDS from sharing bathing suits and underwear with Gisele, who may be a tranny from Brazil which comes hand in hand with HIV, it always comes in straight married men….at least that’s what I heard…

Doutzen Kroes was there cuz she probably has AIDS, cuz that’s what happens when you sleep with AFRICA

Gwen Stefani was there cuz she may have AIDS thanks to the many cross dressing men her husband likes raw dogging…

Mischa Barton was there cuz she may have AIDS thanks to unprotected sex while passed out wasted at parties…

Rosario Dawson was there cuz she may have AIDS cuz I saw KIDS and it was based on her life story being a gutter teenage slut….

Michelle Rodriguez was there cuz she is actually a Gay man and statistics are working against her…

Posted in:AmFAR

2011

20

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t remember the last time I was hungover, cuz I always feel this way. I don’t remember the last time I took a shit because I don’t keep track of those things, but the good news is, unlike Farrah Fawcett before she died, I still have my anus. But my shirt was covered in a brown smelling shit like substance…

I was drunk all day, all night, I hate talking about the shit, I’m not proud of it, it is just what I do and here is a less offensive smelling hangover dump.

Judge Judy Moron Because Just When I Think People Can’t Get Any Stupider, I Get Proved Wrong – VIDEO
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25 Sexiest NASCAR Sports Hotties
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Free Cam Shows for The Weekend
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Rosario Dawson Hotness
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Grandma Knows How to Party! – VIDEO
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Jessica Rabbit in Lingerie
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18 Year Old Does a Little Striptease
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Thw World Isn’t Going to End Tomrrow, You Fucking Idiots
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Posted in:MHD

2011

20

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m sure this isn’t all the news going on out there. I’m sure there are more idiots on local news than a site could handle. But this is all I’m posting for today’s stepNEWS…

Pretending Boys” Prey On Girls Online
Chat rooms and the like are filling up with boys pretending to be girls to get them to send compromising images and videos, tricking them into trusting the wrong people. Yeah sorry about that….but it works….too bad they are onto me….

Woman Says Cop Sexually Assaulted Her
A Pennsylvania woman dropped a bombshell on Lower Merion Township commissioners at a town meeting.

Preacher Jailed in Jamaica over Bullet
It was supposed to be a peaceful vacation for a 26-year-old preacher and his 22-year-old wife, but things turned for the worst when customs officials in Jamaica found a .22-caliber bullet in his bag.

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2011

19

May

Kelly Brook Big Unpregnant Tits Hot in Esquire of the Day

All I gotta say is Thank God for Abortions masked as Miscarriages…or Miscarriages that are jsut Miscarriages…especially when it comes to half naked, busty models, who aren’t done showing off their big natural tits…and it’s god’s will they don’t ruin themselves…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know why I started drinking at 10 am, or why I passed out by 3 until 9 pm, but I do know that I am still traumatized by watching my friend fuck that hoooker and I can’t seem to get the smell off my fingers….

While I work on it, here are my stepLINKS…

Miley Cyrus Drowning Like a Bad Whore
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Pornstar Shauna Sand is Gonna Lose Custody of her Kids … But her Dead looking Vagina….Goes on Livin’
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Beyonce’s New Video, Just Cause – VIDEO
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Lea Michelle Showing Her Tits
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The 50 Hottest Women Wearing Hot Sneakers
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Free Webcam Sluts….
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J.Wowwww Sloppy Fake Tit Bikini Pics for Maxim….even though her in a Bikini is what her show is about….
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Jane Seymour Hates Ahnold Schvatchy, Looking Bangable Whole Doing So
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Web Cam Shows That Will Give You All You Ask For
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Roof Jump Timing FAIL – VIDEO
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Brooklyn Decker & Vanessa Hudgens – Who Would You Rather
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Some Chick On American Idol Fell Last Night – VIDEO
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Free Cams I Say, FREE!
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Field of Your Dreams: MLB’s Sexiest Cheerleaders
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Uma Thurman Upskirt
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WTF Video of the Day
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is Looking Hot But is She Really Better Than Megan Fox?
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Miley Cyrus Photoset
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Lea Michele A Wicked Witch
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How About Some Bar Refaeli?
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Pam Rodriguez’s Ass Just Won’t Quit
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The Botox Mom is a Hoax WTF
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Columbian Slut Hates Fake Boobs So She’s Showing You Her Fake Ones
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Zeina Makes Working Out Awesome By Getting Naked
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Elisabeth Has One Hot Body
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It’s Looking Like This Schwarzenegger Thing is About to Blow Up Into Epic Proportions
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Gotta Love Jana Jordan
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Elizabeth Olsen Breasts On Display In See-Thru Outfit
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And More Bar Refaeli
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Pussy Licking in the Palace
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Victoria’s Secret Throwback
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Hipster Hottie at the Festival
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How About Some Minka Kelly Hotness
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Web Came Slut of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Chinese Woman In Wedding Dress Attempts Suicide (PICS)
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I’ll Fight You For a Donut – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Aria Giovanni Hotness
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7 of the most hilarious TV addictions of all-time
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Woman Arrested Attempting To Exchange Olive Garden Salad For Drugs
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Danielle Staub Already Quit Job As A Stripper
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Angel McCord Strips Down For The Homeless
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Khloe Kardashians Camel Toe Ruins “The Brand”
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Pippa Middleton’s Royal Ass Wedgie
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The Slutty Costume That Stole Arnold’s Heart
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