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2011

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May

Bar Refaeli’s Lingerie Pictures of the Day

Bar Refaeli makes me want to convert to judaism and move to Tel Aviv for a new life surrounded by hot pussy, you know in hopes of meeting some of her tag along friends and ideally following them around to the beach in their bikinis, or even into their homes to see them naked..thanks to spy tactics my pervert ass has developed over the years…..cuz if a nation can make this hotness, I can only assume there are a ton of other hotness that’s not quite as hot, but still better than fat American shit, wandering the fucking streets ready to be stalked. She’s spectacular. L’Chaim.

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2011

11

May

Ginger Spice is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Not sure why this Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell Mom decided to get into a bikini – but I can assume it was for money, I guess Spice Girls royalties aren’t paying out the way they used to, and that’s a good thing, cuz anything that makes a bitch get in a bikini for money is worth celebrating, even if the bitch is a hard bodied mom going through menopause with impants, it still counts.

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2011

11

May

Bree Olson Does Playboy of the Day

I’ve been saying that Playboy has lost its appeal cuz it doesn’t post exclusive bitches you’d never expect to see naked in a classy way, they instead answered to the internet in the worst way possible, by deciding to use trashy pig women instead of A listers and girls you’d want to marry, you know by instead using girls you’d only fuck with a condom or two.

That is the reason they’ve almost gone broke and why they hardly matter, cuz I can see most of the cunts they are casting naked without Playboy….

It’s a sad state of affairs when they turn to one of the dirtiest pornstars out there and give her a Playboy spread, I mean this is a bitch who lets dudes flush her in the toilet while fucking her, that they are going to stage to look classy. It just doesn’t make any fucking sense.

Bree Olson is a fucking Pig and Playboy are idiots for shooting a spread with her….

And to celebrate their stupidity, here is the spread that I shot with her in her Vegas hotel room, even I knew at the time that no one would care to see her tits, when they can just google the shit…Oh Well….. Cuddles.

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2011

11

May

Miranda Kerr in a Stolen From Facebook Picture of the Day

This picture was posted to facebook less than an hour ago. It is of Miranda Kerr and a Victoria’s Secret thing, cuz as you know once you go Victoria’s Secret, you never go back and not cuz no white guys will take you back, but because they got you on serious lockdown…..It’s a lifetime commitment, but one willing to be taken, cuz shit by default makes you one of the hottest model in the world.

That said, Miranda Kerr looks amazing. She just had a kid, those legs are next level, I may or may not be in love, but I sure as hell plan to masturbate thinking of her at least once in the next 6 to 8 weeks, and I never masturbate to celebrities…hell I don’t even masturbate…but she’s just that well put together that it’s hard not to masturbate to her….If you know what I mean.

This is her, unposed, unpolished, unprophotographed, unphotoshopped, all spectacular. Maybe I’m a little overly excited and need to relax some.

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2011

11

May

Uma Thurman’s Titty in a White Dress of the Day

I never found Uma Thurman hot…that was not until today….I guess she go some good botox, make-up artist, photographer, slimming pants, I don’t fucking know, I just know that her white dress that would suck to get her period in, provided she still gets her period, and isn’t too old to get her period, makes me ignore her manly hands and hard face that I’ve never seemed to get over all these years in trying to figure out why Tarantino was hard for her and put her in all her movies….until just coming to the conclusion that film nerds, even rich and successful onces people consider a genius, are still fucking nerds and get happy when all girls, even average at best with man hands answer their calls. True story.

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2011

11

May

Taryn Manning’s Amazing Face of the Day

Taryn Manning is on my facebook. She’s not exciting to follow, but we’ve exchanged love letters. She’s deleted me and I’ve re-added her, like all power couples, and I’m not even sure it’s really her, it’s most likely a Filipino pervert bored in his village with a love for the movie 8 mile, or whatever that one movie she did to make her famous was….

I know she’s barely famous, she’s involved in a band, she’s got a clothing line, but more importantly, I know this girl looks run the fuck down….maybe she needs a detox, maybe a master cleanse, or even some sleep….but until then, she’s our Amazing Face of the day.

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2011

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May

Rachel McAdams Walking Up Stairs in a Dress of the Day

I’ve decided to trend a new fetish that I’m gonna bring into style. It’s called watching girls in dresses walk up stairs from a far….Sure I’ve been doing it off and on for a few years, you know at mall and shit, but I realize there’s very few resources for people like us, who just like the way an ass looks while climbing….

So here’s Rachel McAdams, our first celeb recruit from the Walking Up Stairs in Dresses Fetish…

Here’s some other pictures of this Canadian bitch who I think is overrated, but we have limited exports in Canada, so we hear about her all the time….

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2011

11

May

Salma Hayek Puss and Boobs of the Day

I wonder how many people made the Puss & Boobs joke when posting pictures of Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas at some movie premiere. I’m thinking at least one.

So a spic and a spaniard walk in a bar…no wait, she’s a Mexican and Mexicans get mad when you call them Spics, cuz we ain’t no J.Lo….

I haven’t figured out why I’m doing this post, maybe cuz bitch isn’t exposing her big tits enough to keep me happy and I’m responding angrily by associating her with the other trash I post about….or maybe I’m doing it because I’m from Mexican descent and I know she’s our National pride cuz she is the best looking thing Mexico has produced, I mean other than my Dirty Taco eating ass.

This post is a disaster. Fuck you Hayek for Hiding You Tits.

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2011

11

May

Katie Price is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Katie Price may not just give birth to monsters, I’m talking to you HARVEY, but she may in fact be a monster and Harvey is just a product of her fucked up monster genetics….and not just from her smoking, drinking and doing blow during the pregnancy, or god punishing her for inter species breeding….because looking at these pictures of her, makes me laugh knowing she became a multi-millionaire off her looks and fake tits alone, it just doesn’t make any fucking sense, but then again a whore who hoes proper will prosper…say that again people, a whore who hoes proper will prosper.

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