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2011

28

Feb

Some Tits on TV of the Day

For those of you stupid enough to watch the Academy Awards last night, cuz you think they actually matter, and are more than just some jerk off fest amongst trashy idiots with no real substance, talent, skill or creativity….where you could see them trying to appeal to a younger audience, trying youtube sensation stunts like autotune, or booking two younger idiots to be the host, instead of booking an actual comedian or presenter…having the whole thing remind me of what Hollywood was and where it has become…partially cuz of the internet, and partially cuz these idiots are too money obsessed and disconnected….The only thing good about it was that a British movie won…..cuz it’s just a reminder that America keeps producing commerical, mainstream shit….like Jersey Shore…

Either way….you also missed to two best things coming out of the USA right now, sure one is actually originally british, but still counds as American to me….Shameless and Californication….and here are the tits that were on display in those shows when you were too pre-occupied to realize there’s more to life than celebrities awarding each other in some elitist crap….like these tits on TV…

Some Emmy Rossum Named After the Emmy Award she’s hoping to Win….in some clever naming she’s used to brainwash us into thinking she deserves the shit…in Shameless….

Here’s Luara Wiggins, I don’t know who she is, but she’s young a titty….in Shameless….

Here’s Melissa Stephens in Californication…

Here’s Addison TImlin in Californication….

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2011

28

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I am still recovering from an attempted suicide thanks to the Oscars bringing me to that ledge….Unfortunately for you I am a loser on all levels, so I couldn’t follow through on it…as nothing ever works my way…I probably should have tried no to commit suicide in order to actually die a slow painful death in attempt to feel again after the masturbatory event that robbed me of three years of my life…even if it felt more like 3 years…

Here’s the news to start the day, cuz despite the stitches, it’s good to be alive, cuz these idiots share the earth wit us…

Teacher Arrested, Hurt Couple Speaks Out
For the first time since they were allegedly attacked by a Fort Worth teacher, an elderly couple from Grand Prairie is talking about the ordeal.

Catholic School Fires Openly Gay Priest
A beloved Chestnut Hill College professor is out of a job after the.private Roman Catholic institution said it didn’t know Father James St. George was gay when he was hired to teach.

Mom Admits Driving Daughter to Fight
Two girls fighting over a guy is nothing new, but one mom decided to step in and drive her daughter to knock the other girl flat, and it didn’t end there. It all went down in Eastpointe.

Drive-by paintball attacks in Taunton
TAUNTON – Police are looking for a group of males who have been unnerving residents with drive-by paintball attacks.

State weighs drug tests for welfare in Florida
There are two bills up for debate in Tallahassee that could change the way public assistance is distributed in the Sunshine State.

2 Busted in Bestiality Conspiracy Case

Charo: Lady Gaga’s Madonna With Diarrhea

Drunk Guy in the News is Amazing…

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2011

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I fell like I’ve posted this header pic already – so here’s another one…

The highlight of my day was designing this very complex Charlie Sheen T-Shirt , no wait it was napping, no wait it was hanging out at a discount department store playing with the women buying panties despite their obvious hatred towards me…not wait the highlight of my day was definitely napping…not it was Charlie Sheen T-Shirt ….no it was definitely getting plagerized by some site that is stealing my search traffic by using my content on there site to get listed on google Charlie Sheen T-Shirt …no wait it was Follow Friday cuz Denise Richards validated my exitance….Are you even reading this? Why? Get out there and do something….

like…Buy My Charlie Sheen T-Shirt Cuz He is a Legend Follow This T-SHIRT LInk

Here are my stepLINKS….

Bree Olsen’s Twitter is Just….What you’d Expect….This isn’t news to me cuz me and Bree have history – but Still Amazing…
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Charo Lays Down the Law About Lady Gaga and It’s Pretty Amazing
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Give Your Girl Some Hot Ass
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The Many Faces Of Meth Addiction
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Lady Gaga Forgot Her Clothes
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Is it Me or Are Gemma Atkinson’s Tits Just Getting Bigger
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Lesbian’s Get Their Fist On (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian’s Greatest Tits Pics
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Take a Dream Vacation with the Whore of Your Dreams
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The 50 Sexiest Female Bodies in sports
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These sluts Will Help Make the Weekend the Best It Can Be
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Some Toys to Make Playtime More Fun
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Guess Who’s Fucking Kathy Griffen (ew)
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Holly Branson Pantyhose Upskirt
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Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Odalys Ramirez Heats Up Hombre Magazine
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Lohan’s Ghostly White Cleavage is Kinda Scary
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BDSM Video Outtakes Bring the LOLs
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Lookin good Sweetheart Celebrity Edition
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Rachel Bilson, Just Because
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Everyone Loves a Girl Next Door Type
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It’s About Time They Made a Wii Sex Game – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Paris and Joey – Girl on Girl
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Jasmin Cadavid Has Curves for Days
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Teases: Stars We Somehow Haven’t Seen Naked Yet Comments
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Amateur Chick vs. Night Vision
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Nina James and Friends (NSFW)
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Fake Nipples To Fake Having Hard Nips?
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Dr. Dre & Eminem: ‘I Need A Doctor’ Video Premiere
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Sammi and Celeste Like to Eat Ass
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Hipster Slut Takes Vegas
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Burlesque? Asian Boy Dances Christina Aguilera’s “Burlesque” on Youtube
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Guy Changes Tires While Driving. Wait, What?
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Jana Miartusova Goes Nude in Public
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Anita Pearl is Naughty and I Like It
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Cameron Diaz Loves Porn
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Vanessa Hudgens Looking All Kinds Of Drop Dead Sexy
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Kim Kardashian: Is There Nothing This Bitch Won’t Promote
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Paris Hilton Shows Her Tits In Low Cut Shirt
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Is Elle MacPherson Playing With Herself?
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Halle Berry Wants To Show You Her Pink
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Follow Me on FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

25

Feb

Katie Price Classy Like A Hatted Twat at the Ascot Races of the Day

All the classy, rich, connected and exclusive people on my facebook go to the ascot races, so it is only fitting that these pictures of Katie Price aka Jordan aka the girl with the dumbest fucking tits to ever be made into a brand that trashy as fuck people in the UK eat the fuck up like she ate the fuck up the black pussy in the sex tape she released before having a black pussy of her own in the form of a handicapped baby due to punishment for being such a vile human, dressed like she was going to the races made sense…

You see, whenever I think of class….I think of Katie Price…well whenever I think of UK white trash as a class, living in their caravans craving the newest shitty product to tease their stripper daughter’s hair I think of Katie Price….so these pics make no fucking sense..

But luckily, this is Katie Price and he wholesome shit didn’t last, she’ll never let me down…with these tits….

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2011

25

Feb

Michelle Pfeiffer Getting Topped By a Queer of the Day

For the Michelle Pfeiffer fans, don’t worry, there’s nothing to worry about here, Zac Efforn is not rubbing his hard cock against her ass like she’s some kind of bath house patron looking for a husband for the night, he is usually a bottom, so when he gets up behind a bitch, he freezes up and doesn’t know what to do, so boners won’t be violating your woman who can get blind gay men hard because once the period stops, the clit enlarges, the mustache grows out, the pheromones released aren’t all that womanly…not to mention she’s all glamourous and fags flock to that shit…

Either way, here she is losing her gender on set slowly as the estrogen fades…and I’m posting it cuz she’s still Michelle Pfeiffer and she still has a vagina…even if it’s a little cold, dryer and dead than it used to be…

Posted in:Michelle Pfeiffer

2011

25

Feb

Reese Witherspoon Mom Ass in Whore Boots in Tight Pants of the Day

Here’s the ass Ryan Phillipe gave up to fuck substantially hotter pussy. He clearly made the right decision…

I figure I should just put these pictures up to remind a motherfucker if you’ve ever been trapped by a porky bitch who you accidentally knocked up when working together, you don’t have to play hero and be a good guy and responsible father, you can put the bitch in her place and move the fuck onto hotter younger pussy without any remorse…cuz you gotta remember bitch trapped you in the first place to begin with and there’s nothing decent about kidnappin’….especially when she used your sperm against you…

A more important question to ask yourself about this Reese Witherspoon is whether or not she’s inserted her Oscar she didn’t deserver inside her mom pussy, like this crazy Catholic girl I used to fuck used to do with her Mother Mary statue and if so does she use a condom or is she into the cold metal cuz it makes her feel alive….

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2011

25

Feb

Elle Macpherson’s Itchy Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if I’ve said this before, but I assume I have because I’ve been running this site, wasting my days like a hamster on his wheel, day after day, without any real reward, except maybe the day impending death strikes, which for me it never does – No Emo.

What I’m trying to say is that Elle Macpherson is the original pussy I got into in 1989 during my love affair with the SI Swimsuit Edition VHS someone gave me, and that love affair, one that has lasted off and on for the last 23 years, one sided yet just as passionate as if she knew who I fucking was and invited me into her big mom vagina that apparently is itchy from the puberty hair that is probably not called puberty hair once you hit a certain age growing in…or maybe it’s just herpes…

Either way, just as amazing as the first time I saw her hard nipple in a see through top as she giggled with her Aussie accent.

Love motherfuckers. Stop reading up on it. Start to live it.

In the event you don’t come to this site often, don’t get confused by this post, I really have no soul, emotions and feel strongly that love doesn’t exist, especially not to a bitch I jerked off to many years ago, but Elle Macpherson’s itchy pussy does exist and that counts for something….

To see the Actual Pussy Scratching Pictures
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Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2011

25

Feb

Charlie Sheen is a Genius of the Day

I figured this Charlie Sheen shit is pretty much everywhere and I wouldn’t be a popculture celebrity and entertainment site that nobody reads without throwing out a little of my opinion…

So I made a T-SHIRT showing how fucking amazing Charlie Sheen is in this recent manic episode that is going to land him in an institution….

It is taken from what I thought was the best quote of his radio interview yesterday –

Losers. Winning. Bye Bye.

Him ripping into AA, the creator of Two and a Half Men, the Network. Him calling himself a Vatican Assassin, him talking about watching Jaws on a yacht to experience 4D, or getting a Tattoo with fighter pilots watching Top Gun, or Flying baseball players to his house to watch Major League, to all the other amazing things that came from the interview….I figure this summed it up nicely.

I am a huge fan. I think he is amazing. I even like the pornstar, Bree Olson, who he hired as an escort and is’s filming a sex tape with….I even like Denise Richards even though she blocked me on Twitter cuz I asked if she was an escort when she met Sheen, and she got defensive….

So I made the T-SHIRT …..

Losers. Winning. Bye Bye.

Who can’t relate to that.

I need to write his HBO show…and I’ve been reaching out to EVERYONE to get me this gig. I need to be on thie journey with this revolutionary brain, who when I listen to him, all I hear is knowledge that makes my brain fucking explode….

So I made the t-shirt….


To Buy My Charlie Sheen T-Shirt Cuz He is a Legend
Follow This T-SHIRT LInk

Posted in:Charlie Sheen

2011

25

Feb

Girls Singing Dirty Songs of the Day

Here’s a couple high school looking girls…you know the weird high school looking girls…who are in the high school drama class high school looking girls…who don’t like gym class or taking group shower high school girls…who walk around with their guitars not aware that they are dykes now…but talking about dick is the gateway of their sexual tension that will manifest itself by eating each other’s asses out after stealing some of mom’s moonshine..

It’s too Bad these girls aren’t hotter….I mean listening to lesbian looking highschool twats singing about fucking makes me sad…

They need to Mili Vanilli this shit…and they’ll have a huge record deal…Youtube sensations in the making.

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