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2011

28

May

Coco Ridiculous Ass Talent of the Day

This is from twitter a few days ago, but it is never too late to appreciate a hooker with a fat ass balancing a can on her shit to impress black dudes who pay her salary by marrying her….It’s the kind of classiness that the world needs to stay….because without it….what would stripclubs, brothels, Las Vegas, shitty plastic surgeons, washed up rappers and other cheesy fucking things trying to be sexy do?

Here is what her hired twitterer wrote as her:

Here’s one of my many talents!LOL.Balancing a can on top of my booty…Happy Thong Thursday!

I wonder what her other talents are….I mean other than prostitution for one john, humiliating herself by being a fucking joke, getting stupid fake tits and asses, making money doing it and a whole lot of other nonsense….actually I don’t give a fuck about her other talents, she is garbage, I just want her to keep posting these retard dumb bitch who thinks she is hotter than she is picture, and to audition for X-Factor.

Posted in:Coco

2011

27

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Art Fag Bikini Movie of the Day

I think it is safe to say that Lohan is looking for something to attach herself to in terms of meaningful work, you know by linking up with people she considers to be genius artists or some shit, cuz why else would she agree to do this art fag, college student caliber smut, where she’s in a bikini…oh right…because she wants us to remember her while on house arrest…I’m digging it.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

27

May

Rihanna Performing Half Naked of the Day

Rihanna brought her high waisted underwear to the Today Show. I don’t know why she didn’t perform in a sheer panty, maybe it is not allowed, or maybe she likes to forget the days of being a teenage prostitute back home in barbados, even though that is what gave her the career she has today, it is the reason she’s on the Today show today…

I’m getting bored of these pantless performances by average at best women, I say we kick old school and make them perform a striptease during their performances….cuz there’s just not enough clit in pop culture these days…we need to bridge the gap of porn and MTV. We’re ready. At least I am, but then again I acknowledge a whore being a fucking whore, when everyone else thinks this bitch is special cuz she has a record deal and millions in the bank. Oh well.

I’d post the video, but you don’t need to be put through the hell that is her screechy horrible sounding singing voice to grasp her ass in motion….just look at the pics…

Fine – I changed my mind…cuz she likes the smell of sex in the air….

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

27

May

Christina Hendricks Fat Chick Cleavage of the Day

Everyone was shocked that Christina Hendricks has natural tits. They were blown away or something because I guess they didn’t take the time to look at the rest of her body, which although isn’t obese, is still pretty fucking doughy, hence the reason she uses her tits to distract you from her belly, it’s the oldest fat chick tit in the books. Get with with program retard.

Posted in:Christina Hendricks

2011

27

May

Tara Reid is the Perfect Party Favor of the Day

Here’s Tara Reid, showing off awesome second set of fake tits after the first set humiliated her as she parties in LA, because I guess the party has finally come full circle and the epic, never ending spring break story has finally come to an end…I’m I am kinda glad she didn’t die in the process like those other celebs who couldn’t handle the heat of the 5 year all night dance party….I’m talking to you Brittany Murphy.

Here she is in her regular clothes….

Posted in:Tara Reid

2011

27

May

Some Christina Aguilera Fatness of the Day

This just in, Christina Aguilera is still fat, and more importantly, she’s added “Looking like fucking shit” to her profile about information….in the facebook profile that is her life….

You liked that internet tie in didn’t you? That’s why you’re a fucking virgin with no friends. Sort it out fucker.

Well I don’t like what has become of a young tight body I wanted to fuck, in a lot of ways this is a fucking tragedy, in a lot of other ways, who the fuck care, we’ve moved on to jerking off to new celeb pussy…in the circle of washed up celeb pussy life….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

27

May

Fergie is a Pocket Pussy in Some Tight Pants of the Day

Fergie is so tiny. She’s like a pocket pussy that talks, dances and makes money to pay for the luxuries her husband gets to take advantage of, because he’s only had one acting gig, and after taxex, paying his agents, paying off other women he fucked while Fergie was on tour, he’s left with nothing, but a loyal pocket pussy in tight pants…and what it really comes down to is how the fuck didn’t the paparazzi get an ass shot? It’s like they know we want to see that shit and they are holding out. Along with killing Princess Diana, there’s some more reason to hate them….

Posted in:Fergie

2011

27

May

Tallulah Willis Hipster of the Day

Here’s some hipster Bruce Willis, Demi Moore offspring walking around in ripped fishnets, and the good news is, she’s not Rumer, cuz Rumer Willis is a fucking monster from some kind of Alien womb of hell…and I blame her birth on an ancient curse, punishment for bad behavior, karma and too many abortions coupled with expired semen from various men, drug remnants from crazed coke and speed parties…..

Where as this Tallulah trash, still has the shitty genes, but the tainted womb was cleansed and the punishment completed with the birth of her troll,demon sister….

So here are her young hipster legs that you know lead to young hipster bush…and hipsters love me so I’m in.

Posted in:Tallulah Willis

2011

27

May

Rose McGowan in Tight Pants of the Day

I posted these NUDE PICTURES SHOT BY MARILYN MANSON OF HIS EXES….unfortunatly the bitches in the pictures were of the wrong ex, because Evan Rachel Wood is built like a dude and Dita Von Teese is a fucking porn slut to begin with, and both are naked in a typical day cuz they buy into bullshit artistry cuz they are poser losers…when the real ex we want to see naked is Rose McGowan, cuz she’s actually hot…

Here she is in tight pants…How the fuck didn’t the paparazzi get an ass shot? Sucks.

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2011

27

May

Sarah Silverman is Not Hot, She’s Disgusting of the Day

One of the most annoying things I hear when it comes to celeb pussy is when a motherfucker says Sarah Silverman is hot. She’s built like a dump truck, and not a nice modern dump truck with air conditioning and other luxuries, I’m talking a dump truck you’d find in some backwoods field used to transport sheep shit.

She’s got no redeeming qualities, I would hate to see her naed. Her shoulders are broad, her face is horse-like and bucked, and her legs and ass look handicapped and fat….

So as much as she can make a motherfucker laugh, she can’t make him cum, she has no sex appeal and even with the most intense and professional blowjob skills that helped her get this career, if you”d get down with this, you may want to see your therapist, cuz you are probably faggot.

Posted in:Sarah Silverman

2011

27

May

Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Is a Publicity Stunt of the Day

Kim Kardashian has decided to televise her wedding to her boyfriend of 5 minutes, who is white, which makes no sense, but the publicity stunt does, cuz she knows people are gonna not care about her in a year, that her time at the top is closing into an end, and that it is now and never to have the Royal Wedding everyone watches on TV like she was a Princess she thinks she is, thanks to her dad spoiling the fuck out of her before dying to not witness his whore daughter be a whore….

It’s so obvious, yet everyone buys into it, when all we should really be doing is watching her suck a black cock to launch her career…cuz she was pornstar and needs to head back down that road….after this whole mainstream/legit/toying with the public thanks to strong PR shit ends.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

27

May

Kate Upton’s Gonna Be Fat of the Day

Am I the only negative person who likes to point out the negatives in everything good?

I mean obviously, I can tell this is an amazing 18 year old girl, who has great tits and is at the top of her game right now, doing Victoria’s Secret and SI.

It’s not my fault that’ I’m a realist and see that no 18 year old with natural tits like this stays like this and that “voluptuous” at 18 isn’t the same as Voluptuous at 30, cuz Voluptuous as 30 is usually the skinny bitch no one noticed at 18, and Voluptuous at 18 is usually the pig you see eating donuts on break from her WalMart shift.

Metabolisms slow don’t…Don’t blame me, blame the hormones in the food.

Here she is in a tight dress, showing off tits and gunt, take it in when you can, cuz it is all down hill from here…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

27

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A screwdriver is the working class Mimosa, and I’m on my fourth. Hello day, it’s good to be alive….

Here’s some shit going on on other sites that don’t get drunk when they wake up at noon, but instead post very relevant posts I can’t keep up with.

Cuddles.

Lindsay Lohan’s Oral Fixation Retrospective
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If I’m Gonna Have an Accident With a Chainsaw, I Want It to Have a V8 Motor
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College Football 2011: Sexiest Coeds of the Big East
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Free Cam Shows Because It’s Friday and You Deserve It
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Yeah. I’d Fuck a Mermaid. Especially These Celebrity Ones
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Snooki is Taking Diet Pills and By the Looks Of Things, They Definitely Aren’t Working
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Japanese Insanity of the Day
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Get a Load of Gina Ramos
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Sexy Teen Striptease
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Web Cam Girls That Are Better Than Your Girlfriend Because They Dont Talk Back Not that You Have Girlfriend – But you know what I mean…
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Posted in:MHD

2011

26

May

Claudia Schiffer is the Hot Bitch Who Got Cheated On of the Day

Funny story came out today that Claudia Schiffer’s husband was fucking January Jones raw dog and knocking her up only to discover too late that January Jones wanted a baby and doesn’t believe in abortions, while Claudia Sciffer was at home picking up her kid from school everyday as he pretended he was just “working” on a movie with her….January Jones over Claudia Schiffer, I guess this proves the whole even fucking Claudia Schiffer gets boring for her husband argument people used to use in the 90s.

What it comes down to is that models are supposed to marry older billionaire business men who want the trophy to feel accomplished, they aren’t supposed to mess with people in Hollywood.

What is also comes down to is that dudes like to fuck and we aren’t that picky, and don’t really care if the bitch we are getting with is hotter than the one we have at home, we just like that we are getting it…

Either way, here she is with her hot mom ex supermodel body in England, the calm before the scandal storm…and she’s looking hot to me…if she needs a dick to cry on, I volunteer mine mainly because like Patch Adams, it brings laughs and joy to those trying to find it in the scavanger hunt that is my sex life.

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer

2011

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I dont have 50,000 followers on Facebook or twitter-because I suck at most things including but not limited to the internet…..

But I figure I might as well try to get 50,000 followers, because there are a whole lot of idiots with not nearly as amazing internet commentary with way more than that…and because I have nothing else to do.

So that’s why I need YOU TO FOLLOW ME , cuz I’m not gonna follow myself, twitter won’t let me..

Yes, I know twitter is stupid, irritating, for chicks, etc. But I sit on my shit stained couch all day, this is how I determine my self worth. Then again I don’t really care either way….

FOLLOW ME

Here are my stepLINKS…click them…There’s only a million of them…more stepLINKS than I have followers…

SIDENOTE – I don’t link sites with viruses…..

Courtney Love Talks About Cobain’s Penis For Those Of You Who Still Masturbate to His Music and Feel He was a Legend Taken from Us Before his Time…
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Chyna’s Long-Awaited Return To Porn Is Happening asnd By Long Awaited I Mean You Would Rather Die Than See Her Naked
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I Think This Dildo May Be Too Big – You Be the Judge
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Sexy Web Came Sluts, From Me To You
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Joslyn James Huge TIts in a Bikini Distract from her Shaved Hipster Hair for Attention
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Selena Gomez Young Tight Ass Molesting Underage Boys in a Bikini
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Watching Cam Girls for Free is Worth It….
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Some Beat Boxing Craziness – Even THough Beat Boxing is Gay
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10 Babes That Dates Boy Band Members Who Were Way Below Them
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Arnold’s Under Investigation For Allegedly Using the California Highway Patrol To Help Him Bang Chicks
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Trampoline Fail
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Lady Gaga is a Self Absorbed Idiot Part 350 433
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Amazing Spandex Booty
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Free Cam Shows, So You Can Really Get Your Money’s Worth
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Christiana Capotondi Nip Slip
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Cheryl Cole Got Fired, I’m More Than Willing to Give Her a Job
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WTF Photo of the Day
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I Wanna Punch Scott Disick in the Face
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Ellie Penfold Spilling Out Of Her Bikini
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Sofia Vergara Hotness
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Two Hot Best Friends Take It To The Next Level
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Chris Hansen From to Catch a Predator Almost Got His Ass Kicked – VIDEO
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Carly and Celeste Get In On
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Seriously, How Long Before Lindsay Lohan Gets Away With Murder Literally?
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Rosa Acosta Hotness
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Teacher Arrested For Sexting 11-Yr Old… Sending Pictures Of His Wang [Video]
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Get a Load of Isobel
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Lawyer Distracted By Big Boobied Woman – Wants Her Gone
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Kelly Clarkson Just Keeps Getting Fatter
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Blondie Adele is On All Fours
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Washed Out Hipster Babe Makes Me Fall In Love
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking MILF Worthy
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Gotta Love Teen Tits – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Victoria Silvstedt Has Legs Fit For A DIngee
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Now That’s How You Teach Children
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Striptease of the Day
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Melissa Jacobs in Black and White
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VIDEO: A Date with Kate Upton (a Guyism Original)
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Matthew Vaughn Is January Jones’ Baby Daddy?
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Jersey Shore Slut Has Her Ass Hanging Out Of Her Skirt
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Pippa Middleton Flashes Her Panties
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J-Lo Shakes Her Ass In See Through Fishnets
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Steven Tyler Loves His Cocaine
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