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2007

20

Feb

I am – Jennifer Ellison’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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I am all slow on posting today because I had about 16 dollars lying around my place, I know that may sound like a lot of money to some of you, but if you’re not a fucking loser, which we all know you are, you would know that 16 dollars isn’t much. I ended up wandering the streets and came across some Monday night $5 for everything college bars. I was going to oder some food because I haven’t eaten in 2 days but decided on getting 2 pitchers of beer. I tried convincing the group of fat chicks at the table next to me to let me pour beer all over them on video like this was a stepSHIRT video, but they told me to fuck off and went back to taking pics of their fat selves giving each other PEACE SIGNS. SLUTS.

I left and went to some store and got $5 worth of cigars that I realized weren’t cuban even though they are called Havanas. The night was a major disappointment, I feel like your mom did on your 30th birthday when she had to come to terms with the fact that you were never getting a job, never moving out and your RPG addiction was the closest thing she’d ever have to grandkids….

Here are the pics of Jennifer Ellison’s Bra and Tight Body…I have no idea who she is – I guess I could have googled her. Google’s got my stupid self by the balls….This pictures are probably old, ,I’ve probably already posted them, but my life is like groundhog day, even though I never saw the movie, everything looks the fucking same…

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2007

20

Feb

I am – Anna Nicole was a Crazy Clown Video of the Day

Here’s a video I saw yesterday of Anna Nicole but couldn’t figure out how to embed. I realize that I can’t be the first on shit when people like TMZ exist, but I was never really the first at much…

She’s rockin’ clown paint and has no idea what her boyfriend is saying, she doesn’t even know she’s being filmed. Bitch is 8 months pregnant in this shit and obviously jacked on something, but I can help but think how amazing it would be to dress my wife up like that and watch her try to fit on the toilet. It’d be like our very own circus and my excitement would probably make these posts worth reading….

This is an email I just got…proving that my readers fucking suck.

Jesus,

I hate your website, or blog, or whatever you call this collage of bullshit. I hate it soo much that I continue to read it.

This make me feel dirty. Like the time I sat in Santa’s lap and he wiggled something up my ass hole. I liked it, but I’ll never go back to the mall again. Instead, I will just visit your stupid fucking website.

To close, it brings peace to my heart to know that there are people who waste their entire days researching and posting meaningless entertainment.

I only criticize if I can develop something constructive. So here it is: please post a series of Mr. Wizard experiments wherein the participating children are permanently injured or mauled by an experiment gone wrong. That would be redeeming to the everyday bullshit you post.

Also, please reduce your consistent ten readership to 9. Even though I consistently read your bullshit, it would be miscalculation to include me in your holy 10. And, nine is just a better number than 10.

Fuck you, and keep up the shitty website. At least you can claim you have a purpose in life.

Santa’s little lover,

Spence

I didn’t read the whole thing, but I am thinking this dude’s a little too Kimveer for me. I don’t understand his Wizard comments, and I try to stay away from vampire freaks. if I could control readers like it was a nightclub, I’d probably leave him at the door and call the police.

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2007

20

Feb

I am – Message to Tara Reid of the Day

I got Tara Reid’s phone number emailed to me so I left her a message. This is that message…The sound quality is shit as always, I don’t have a really amazing studio set up, i record through an old set of headphones. That’s not the point, the point is that I may have taken down the pictures to avoid a lawsuit, not I have them in video on some site I don’t own and the paparazzi will just have to run after them. That was me making a stand and it wasn’t a very good one. That’s kinda the story of my life.

If you’re wondering why I am back on these stupid messages, its’ cuz some piece of shit hipster told me she doesn’t read the site, but she does watch my videos. So I’ll just say I did it for her, even though I didn’t. It may land me some nudes which is really all I am doing this site for. Cuddles.

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2007

20

Feb

I am – Pheromone Challenge of the Day

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I run a challenge on the site and I have been for a while, where dudes use pheromone spray and try to get laid. We are trying to find out if it works and I am just doing my small part for science. I don’t get these often, but this was a good one so I am posting it.

Hello Jesus,

I am a big fan of the site, to say the least. Your unique outlook on celebrities and life makes me feel better about being me’ even though by many standards my life is boring and useless; spent in my cubicle waiting to die. By the way your site hasn’t been blocked at my office yet.

Anyway, I’ve read a few of the pherlure challenge posts you have done, I was in agreement with most others that they were bullshit. BUT this was a particularly lonely and sad Valentines day and I had thought up a fantastic way to celebrate. You see about a week before valentines day I found out my Girlfriend has been getting cozy with someone else. So I decided to celebrate Valentines day with a bang, no pun intended. There was this friend of hers that always flirted with me and I knew it bugged her a lot. I decided if she was gonna cheat on me I should do the same and cause some havok to her social life as well.

The plan was to pick up her friend Jenn and bring her back to my place just in time for my gf to get home and find us right in the middle of getting it on. I had to find a way to meet with Jenn under the radar, I called her up and asked if she wouldn’t mind coming with me to choose a valentines gift for my GF, she agreed. I pulled out the pherlure spray that i had bought from your site to add a little magic to my game. Needless to say the day went fantastic, by the end of the day we were making out and arranging a second date, i love loose women she didnt give a fuck that i was her good friends boyfriend, haha.

I arranged the date for valentines day around 3 just a 2 hours before vanessa my gf was due home. I told Jenn she wasn’t gonna be home till 7. Before Jenn came over i made sure to flood my place with the pherlure spray making sure she would be an all fours before you know it.

Jenn came over exactly on time I had prepared a nice meal with candles and all for us to have but we didnt even touch it; she was like an animal the minute she walked in the door. I can’t say it was all me because I hadnt even opened my mouth and she was attacking me. I was about to have some of the greatest sex of my life, this girl was an animal.

Right on time vanessa came home and saw the valentines set up which was perfect, she walked in the bedroom just as I was getting sweat licked off my balls by her good friend Jenn. What happened next was the most unexpected thing I’ve ever witnessed. Vanessa just stood there in awe and Jenn didn’t move, then vanessa motioned toward the bed and started to undress. Since then I have had even more amazing sex with two beautiful women.

It turned out that Jenn was the other person that Vanessa had been seeing. After my shopping trip with Jenn she expressed interest in me to vanessa, they decided to give me the valentines special.

It was the best valentines ever.

Bobby,

Bullshit or not, I don’t really care, But if you want to be part of the challenge, I’ll send you a shirt to the best entry. I need pics to prove this shit went down…

You may need some pheromone spray for the challenge GO

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2007

19

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got hit by the paparazzi today. They sent me a cease and desist on the Tara Reid bikini pictures stating that I don’t have the right to post them, but could if I paid them. They obviously don’t read the site, no one really does but I have enough problems paying for liquor and liquor is a hell of a lot more important than Tara Reid pics.

Either way, I was trying to make peace after they slandered me in my comments by linking to some of their pics in my stepLINKS (LOOK RIGHT and UNDER THE BANNER), but I guess my traffic isn’t enough for them. Not very surprising, it’s really not enough for me either so I understand the concern.

Anyway, they want to take me to court like I was Perez over some cunt that is more worthless to society than you are, and I really can’t fight them so I may be taking the pics down, because court suck….

If you’d like to contact the editor of the company for more information feel free to:

CLICK HERE

This is the guy who fucks with every celebrity, everyday. Pretty much the scum of the earth. He just made 500k off the Anna Nicole Death Video. He’s fucking classy. Cuddles.

Here are a few links, because you’re still not used to the stepLINKS on the right…

Big Tits Girl Flashes Tits and Jumps Up and Down
GO

Umberealla in Ass
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Britney Spears Out And About in a Wig Video
GO

Rocket Science:
GO

Some College Girl Tits
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The Youtube Pork Chop
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Reporter Crashes her ATV
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Huge Body Painting SI Gallery
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Die Hard 4 Trailer
GO

Fox News Upskirt
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Some Mash-Up of the Day for You
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Lohan Street Whore Tights of the Day
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Wild Kingdom:
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Melanie Brown Pregnant and Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Little Aguilera Action
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gisele From Brazil ….Naked
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A Video of a Truck Jack Knifing
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Sarah Davis:
GO

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2007

19

Feb

I am – Black Lips Do Tijuana of the Day

Some companies have their PR people email me all day long with useless information about MTV video releases or movies I’ve never heard of coming out on DVD because they went straight to DVD. I always write them back with canned excitement like the laugh track in a shitty sitcom and pretend that I am going to link them because being linked on this site is like not being linked at all. I always try to get them to send me free stuff and so far I’ll I’ve had sent to me is a DVD to some movie I have never heard of that went straight to DVD that I said I’d giveaway on the site, but can’t be bothered because I’d have to get off my couch, go to the post office and pay for the shipping…

Not to mention, I have 10 readers so I don’t even know why I am on the fucking mailing list to begin with…but anyway I got this from VICE, a shitty company who haven’t done fucking SHIT for me in the 2.5 years of running the site, except hook me up with a pass to their DVD launch party that sucked. I’d rather a full page front cover ad in your shitty magazine for free, but anyway their PR chick sent me a pic of a Mexican getting finger banged and it got my attention…Vice is still a waste of your time but as long as they send me vagina pictures I’ll help them promote the trash they are promoting.

So we’re putting out a live record from this band the Black Lips tomorrow. It’s called Los Valientes del Mundo Nuevo and we basically sent them to Tijuana and said, go. There was free Tecate 40s and tequila and kids got fucking ridiculous.
You can see a chick finger popping on stage in the trailer

And one of our enterprising correspondents nailed this shot of some fucked up kids who passed out while doing a terrible finger blasting job.

Watch their Shit Trailer GOGOGO

And if you’re more into helping me out….

Click this link demanding a free full page ad for my site in VICE. I’d appreciate it and love you….it’s like we’re protesting and shit together. Fucking Hippie…
CLICK AND DEMAND A FREE AD

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2007

19

Feb

Eliza Dushku's Vagina of the Day

Here is a shitty glimpse of what could be Eliza Dushku’s pussy, I don’t have my virgin glasses on so I’m not too sure how legit this is, but I do know that I wanted to fuck this bitch in the New Guy or whatever that movie she was in was and this is probably as close as I’ll ever get to that.

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2007

19

Feb

Eliza Dushku’s Vagina of the Day

Here is a shitty glimpse of what could be Eliza Dushku’s pussy, I don’t have my virgin glasses on so I’m not too sure how legit this is, but I do know that I wanted to fuck this bitch in the New Guy or whatever that movie she was in was and this is probably as close as I’ll ever get to that.

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2007

19

Feb

Crazy Weather Guy

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2007

19

Feb

I am – Tara Reid's Bikini of the Day

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Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s turned her life around and when you have millions of dollars to spend on 5 years of drugs, drinking, plastic surgery, seeing the world and hiring the best therapists in the world, it’s probably pretty hard to do.

I am a hurt bag and resent people with money, only because they can afford to do all the things I want to do. I’ve considered taking on some jobs to start contributing to the household and society so that I can do all the shit that normal people do, like go to restraurants and vacations and maybe even lease a car, get a TV, get cable, but I don’t think I have it in me. Working seems so boring and I had a good weekend running off no budget. I went to the local theatre at noon and bounced from movie to movie all afternoon. I met all kinds of cool 16 year old Asian kids in the arcade. I don’t think they liked me trying to butt in on their games, but maybe it’s just a cultural thing….

Point of this post was to say that Tara Reid’s new plastic surgeon fixed her up proper, her disgusting stomach and tit job is lookin’ pretty tight, especially since she’s in her 30s. So if you take anything away from this post, I want this paragraph to be it. All the other shit before this was fluff and no one likes fluff, except maybe you when you jerk off thinking about how badly you want to be a fluff girl while wearing your mom’s panties, you sick fuck…CUDDLES….

I had to take down the pics for the cunts at SPLASHNEWS but you can find them here, cuz SplashNEWS doesn’t seem to bother with the sites that make $20,000 a month running sites half-heartedly. But me and my 10 readers are a fucking threat to them…Assholes…

1- DLISTED
2- TheSuperficial
3- IDLYITW
4- HollywoodTuna
5- PEREZ

To see splashnews slander me in my comments last week – GO

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2007

19

Feb

I am – Tara Reid’s Bikini of the Day

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Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s turned her life around and when you have millions of dollars to spend on 5 years of drugs, drinking, plastic surgery, seeing the world and hiring the best therapists in the world, it’s probably pretty hard to do.

I am a hurt bag and resent people with money, only because they can afford to do all the things I want to do. I’ve considered taking on some jobs to start contributing to the household and society so that I can do all the shit that normal people do, like go to restraurants and vacations and maybe even lease a car, get a TV, get cable, but I don’t think I have it in me. Working seems so boring and I had a good weekend running off no budget. I went to the local theatre at noon and bounced from movie to movie all afternoon. I met all kinds of cool 16 year old Asian kids in the arcade. I don’t think they liked me trying to butt in on their games, but maybe it’s just a cultural thing….

Point of this post was to say that Tara Reid’s new plastic surgeon fixed her up proper, her disgusting stomach and tit job is lookin’ pretty tight, especially since she’s in her 30s. So if you take anything away from this post, I want this paragraph to be it. All the other shit before this was fluff and no one likes fluff, except maybe you when you jerk off thinking about how badly you want to be a fluff girl while wearing your mom’s panties, you sick fuck…CUDDLES….

I had to take down the pics for the cunts at SPLASHNEWS but you can find them here, cuz SplashNEWS doesn’t seem to bother with the sites that make $20,000 a month running sites half-heartedly. But me and my 10 readers are a fucking threat to them…Assholes…

1- DLISTED
2- TheSuperficial
3- IDLYITW
4- HollywoodTuna
5- PEREZ

To see splashnews slander me in my comments last week – GO

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2007

19

Feb

I am – Lohan's Back to Partying of the Day

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The beauty of Lohan is that when she was underage she had these massive tits that everyone said were fake. The her ass started to catch up with her tits and people started dissing her except for that mexican from 70′s show, he just wanted to be the first up in her, talked his way into her cunt and leaving her and her spoiled attitude all shattered because she realized he was lying when she found him fucking some sluts he picked up in a bar.

Either way she went nuts. That’s when all the partying, drinking and drugs started up. Bitch went from her hefty big breasted self to coke addicted anorexic lookin’ crackwhore. She lost the weight and tits people like me would make fun of her about and now she ended up in rehab at least 2 or 3 years later. In the past 2 weeks she’s gained a solid 15 lbs, replacing cocaine with donuts and now she’s going out partying….

The reason I am writing about her boring life is because she was broken by that Mexican dude and it’s always funny to find the source of a problem, especially when that source is Mexican. We seem to fuck up everything, stealing your jobs, costing your gov’t money and now ruining your celebrities by taking their cherries…This is all very relieving, like the time I didn’t shit for a solid month and ended up in the hospital in pain and I realized that it was because I had shoved a tennis ball in my ass one night when i was drunk….I was always the life of the party…a lot like Lohan, who for the record, I am still stalking and will keep stalking even if she ends up a 400 lbs cashier in Alabama, that’s what stalking is all about, you can’t just give it up like it’s a drug addiction. I am pretty mad about her whole rehab shit. I generally like my women drunk and damaged not trying to fix their troubled lives and sober….I expect Lohan back the way I like her in a few weeks….

If you want to see Last Night’s Party that Lohan was at… GO (via TCS)

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2007

19

Feb

I am – Lohan’s Back to Partying of the Day

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The beauty of Lohan is that when she was underage she had these massive tits that everyone said were fake. The her ass started to catch up with her tits and people started dissing her except for that mexican from 70′s show, he just wanted to be the first up in her, talked his way into her cunt and leaving her and her spoiled attitude all shattered because she realized he was lying when she found him fucking some sluts he picked up in a bar.

Either way she went nuts. That’s when all the partying, drinking and drugs started up. Bitch went from her hefty big breasted self to coke addicted anorexic lookin’ crackwhore. She lost the weight and tits people like me would make fun of her about and now she ended up in rehab at least 2 or 3 years later. In the past 2 weeks she’s gained a solid 15 lbs, replacing cocaine with donuts and now she’s going out partying….

The reason I am writing about her boring life is because she was broken by that Mexican dude and it’s always funny to find the source of a problem, especially when that source is Mexican. We seem to fuck up everything, stealing your jobs, costing your gov’t money and now ruining your celebrities by taking their cherries…This is all very relieving, like the time I didn’t shit for a solid month and ended up in the hospital in pain and I realized that it was because I had shoved a tennis ball in my ass one night when i was drunk….I was always the life of the party…a lot like Lohan, who for the record, I am still stalking and will keep stalking even if she ends up a 400 lbs cashier in Alabama, that’s what stalking is all about, you can’t just give it up like it’s a drug addiction. I am pretty mad about her whole rehab shit. I generally like my women drunk and damaged not trying to fix their troubled lives and sober….I expect Lohan back the way I like her in a few weeks….

If you want to see Last Night’s Party that Lohan was at… GO (via TCS)

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2007

19

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian Pre-Sex Tape Release Event of the Day

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I snuck into a reggae bar the other night, because it was 2 am and I needed a drink and it was the only bar near me. I never really listened to reggae, mainly because I am scared of all black parties and I generally think I am going to get shot when in those places – so I never really got into it. I ended up getting drunk with some Rasta who kept trying to get me to go back to his place to smoke weed. I just wasn’t feeling it, but still tried to dance around with him like I knew what was up.

I feel like that’s kinda what happened to Kim Kardashian. One day she was walking around the ghetto and needed to stop for directions.. Some dude who was rapping on the corner was all like “hey big tits in the benz, come inside and film this sex tape” and she couldn’t resist.

When you’re a rich kid, hanging with ghetto thugs is exciting, but making a sex tape with them is even more exciting.

I guess the only problem with my ghetto thug story is that the dude in her sex tape is that he is whiter than you are. He went to private school and has table manners, he just pretend he doesn’t when he’s eating her box.

I am still waiting for that tape to be released and in the meantime look at these pics of her and some chick I assume is her sister….

Bonus – Another Event this Weekend..

If you want to see her pussy video clip GO

If you want to see the other 2 released clips GO

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2007

19

Feb

I am – Joss Stone Does Slutty of the Day

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I am not really sure who this girl is. I have some kind of memory of her being dropped from GAP Ads for being pregnant or having sex with an older guy when she was 16 or some shit, but I never trust my memory.

I also don’t trust girls on the internet who ask me to send them pictures of myself in exchange for nude pics because they are into knowing who is behind the site and when I do end up sending the pics to them – they end up not sending the nude pics because they are horrified by my picture….

That’s pretty much where this story starts and where it ends and these are pics of Joss Stone’s slutty photoshoot pics…with stupid clown hair, but I’d still do her if I could, but that’s not saying much, I once had sex with a puddle in the park late one night…

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