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2011

14

Jun

Beyonce Kills Bitches of the Day

I would hate to be the bitch famous for being being the bitch who got overly excited over some negro bitch she’s seen on TV….

It’s like the whole world is laughing at this fat white chick who was running after Beyonce in the airport in Nice, only to fall all over herself, cuz fat chicks are designed to run, all while Beyonce, looked on and laughed ot herself, cuz Beyonce is a cunt and doesn’t actually give a shit about her fans…at least that’s the vibe I get from watching her unwillingly over the years…as she ditched her band for her own personal gain…she’s just one of those self involved cunts….and this bitch is just an idiot chasing after her for a brush with celebrity…something I’ll never understand unless there’s sex tape filming/rape opportunity…in which case I’d be down cuz it makes financial fucking sense..

Either way, what a fucking clown.

Speaking of clowns, this is my second Beyonce post today…and that makes me feel real fucking stupid.

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Posted in:Beyonce

2011

14

Jun

Leighton Meester Performing of the Day

I kinda prefer when she was coming up and staring in foot fetish videos to make a living, pay her rent and buy her time until finding the right ladder wrung to fuck her way up….

Her mom was a prison rat…I mean this bitch was raised in a halfway house….taught how to whore at a young age…like the gutter kids playing outside my house from broken welfare homes…

At least she’s more authentic than that cunt costar of hers….Taylor Momsen…but she could use a lot more titty flashing…cuz without the titty flashing this is just on some beautiful sounding lovliness and that hardly works for me…but I guess works for Meester cuz bitch is getting paid son…

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2011

14

Jun

Julia Stegner Titties for Zoo Summer of the Day

Here is German model Julia Stegner you’ve seen on this amazing, life changing, inspiring, incredible webiste before. She was Topless in Vogue Germany, she was Topless and Erotic in Muse and she’s even done some commercial work as a bitch in a bikini for H & M ….I still have no clue who she is, but I guess I don’t really have to, because she shows her tits for fashion and lots and lots of money and luckily that’s good enough for me…

The magazine is called Zoo and this is the 70s disco, cocaine inspired photoshoot and it makes me want to fuck…but then again so does everything, including this plastic bag filled with cookie dough my wife’s got sitting in the fridge…I’m a pervert, that’s what happens when you can’t turn on women you want to turn on but are instead stuck with obese women who smell like rotting vegetables and a food intolorence….

Posted in:Julia Stegner

2011

14

Jun

Fergie Looks Hot for Allure of the Day

If only photoshop could follow Fergie everywhere she goes…cuz this picture of her for Allure, is pretty amazing, especially considering she’s an ex meth addict turning 40, unless of course the meth story is a lie for publicity, in which case I’d get why she isn’t pushing 300 lbs, as all the meth addicts I know replace meth with hard eating…

That said, two years ago, I met Fergie at some event I snuck into, she shook my hand and laughed at the website name when I handed her a card, before her security ripped me off her, leading me to believe she is as lovely as she is hard bodied…

So if you don’t find these hot, and you hate her hip pop gangster act, masturbate to her niceness and willingness to not have me killed by her security team….or if you’re really weird…masturbate to her make-up, hair stylist and fragrence insider information…

That’s all I gotta say about this.

Posted in:Fergie

2011

14

Jun

Blake Lively Legs of the Day

Wanna know how Blake Lively got that bruise on her calf? Getting fucked. By Leonardo DiCaprio, when he found out she leaked nude pics to the world in some kind of publicity stunt she hopes lands her a reality show like she was a Kardashian, and he felt the need to treat her like the little whore she is, cuz little whores are bad girls and there’s only one way to teach them anything, and that’s with your dick…or maybe she bumped into a coffee table, but I don’t see any fun in that…

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2011

14

Jun

Taylor Momsen at the Metal Awards of the Day

Take a minute to take this in…cuz I don’t think you can full embrace just how rock and roll Taylor Momsen is unless you really look at it….From heavy make-up, black colthing, bleached hair to that “I don’t give a fuck look”….how could she not be rock and roll…

I mean shit she’s been working in show business since she was 3, she’s got consistent work and probably has at least 1.5 million in the bank, she’s probably has a nice million dollar condo by the beach with awesome furniture and a Viking gas range she never uses because she’s too young to know how cook, she prefers take-out…. you know wide screen TV and surround sound in her screening room she watches movies she pulled out of old issues of Rolling Stone magazine, like Easy Rider and the G.G. Allen documentary Todd Phillips made before he went mainstreamm….shit…closets full of designer clothes, a Tiffany Jewelry…a lawyer, an agent, a manager and that’s all from before she took guitar lessons last year when her spoiled ass decided she wanted to be a rockstar and the world embraced her decision…Real fucking street. Hardships that so many rockers before her faced….

She’s a fucking lie. This is her lying. Candy coated and cliche. Obvious, uninspired… I prefer when her lies involve flashing and nipple tape .


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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

14

Jun

Kirstie Alley Still Fat of the Day

I hate when a fat bitch gets a false level of confidence cuz she lost 10 pounds, when the reality is that bitch is still fat…

I see how she’s trying to make erotic facial expressions, like some kind of model or some shit, all posing for the paparazzi like she doesn’t look like a fucking cookie monster straight from the bakery she cleared out and on her way to a muppet family reunion.

Seriously, she’s not hot, she may be getting fucked thanks to her recent dancing fame, but that doesn’t mean she’s got it going on and she needs to get herself into some plus sized clothes and stop doing whatever she’s doing cuz it’s making me uncomfortable…

Posted in:Kirstie Alley

2011

14

Jun

Kim Kardashian Titties for Publicity of the Day

Before reading this post remember that Kim Kardashian is a pornstar

Her porn is what gave her a career and I’m pretty sure her pimping mother was behind the whole thing….because I know people who know people and they all tell me the same thing…prior to the release of the sex tape, the number one publicist in Hollywood was already hired to create what has become Kim Kardashian…

I also think her pimping mom is behind the plot points in the storyline of their show, you know in efforts to keep shit semi interesting and worth watching…marry off the fat one and knock up the hot one while the youngest ones are growing in some tits, hold off the one everyone wants to fuck, even though she’s fat, for as long as you can until ratings slip then marry that one off to the first athlete willing to increase his celebrity for money…

It’s all a fucking lie, as is her shopping for wedding clothes with her whole family and camera crew in what is some seriously twisted shit that I hope ends in an anti-terrorist attack…since they are the fucking terrorists on our society…

But I am still into her fat tits and their cry for attention, even if the rest of her body is garbage cuz I get that we all gotta make a living some how….

Here she is making a joke of herself leaving a workout session even though everyone knows bitches this big don’t work out…

I liked her better when she was producing and staring in porn

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

14

Jun

Sasha Spielberg is an Aspiring Actor of the Day

I’m all for nepotism. I figure if your family can hook you up with work, a connection, a career, whatever, so be it. That’s the whole benefit of being born into families with money, connections, or who are captains of industry. There’s nothing wrong with the shit…

I just like pointing it out, because when I look at a bitch like Sasha Spielberg, I wonder if she’d have a chance in hell if her dad didn’t single handedly run hollywood. Would she get a gig if her daddy wasn’t financing the movie, or if some young director wasn’t trying to use her to get to her dad….

I guess she’ll never know…cuz that’s not her reality, but I bet it’ll always be in the back of her mind, whether she is worth shit, or if it’s all her daddy’s doing, and that’s the kind of complex that leads to addiction, suicide and sex tapes…I mean once she realizes no one believes her when she says “I swear I did it on my own and refused any help from my father except maybe milking my last name and nodding in auditions when they said it so they know who they are dealing with”…kind of bullshit…

I anxiously await her demise…cuz lets face it, no one wants to be in their daddy’s shadow. Break free bitch, become an accountant or something. This acting shit is just too obvious….and wear less clothes, I can’t tell if you have a gunt or if the fabric is just bunched and that annoys me…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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