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2011

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t been kicked off of FACEBOOK , so I guess I can still try to masturbate to your pics (ladies)….But I’m sure the end is near, at least I am hoping, I fucking hate the internet even though I own it…

I need new hobbies or at least better ways to entertain myself….drinking and napping gets boring….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Get Readu For Some Toni Braxton Playboy Hotness
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Nicole Kidman is Looking Semi Hot and By Semi Hot I Mean Not Like a Zombie in Some Magazine or Another
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Because Life Can Get a Little Lonely Being You (NSFW)
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Chanelle Hayes’ See Through Cleavage
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Joe Jonas Sets The Record Gay I mean Straight – VIDEO
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Two Amateur Chicks Get It On for the First Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 25 Biggest Temper Tantrums in Sports History
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Now These Are What I Call Toys (NSFW)
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Lea Michele Has a Hot Body But The Face, Ehhhh Not so Much
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Kana Tsugihara is the Sexy Selection
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Awesome Live Faceplant on Live to Dance – VIDEO
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Emily Rossum Isn't Quite Naked, But She's Close
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This Chick Gives a Snowman a Blowjob – VIDEO
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Wind 1, Fergie’s dress 0
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And Now, The Smallest Bikini Ever (NSFW)
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Now This is What I Call Art and By Art I Mean Pole Dancing - VIDEO
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She Knows How to Spend Her Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Maria Millions Body is Completely Out of Hand
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Eva Longoria Has Moved On And Is Getting Her “Cougar” On
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Did You Hear the One About the Homeless Guy with the Amazing Voice Who Is Gonna Richer Than You or I Come Next Year? - VIDEO
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I Always Love Watching Girls in Their Underwear Play the Wii – VIDEO
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Janessa’s Friend Goes to Work On Her (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Ashley Robbins is One Hot Redhead (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Jessica Simpeon = BARF
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Sophie Mooone Flys Solo (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Victoria’s Secret Swim 2011 – VIDEO
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A Little Danni Minogue
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Keri Hilson Performed on Letterman and Looked Hot While Doing So
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Cute Teen In Front Of Her Mirror (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity (NSFW)
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Some Leighton Meester Hotness
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Annnnnnd It’s Lesbo Time (NSFW)
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Nicole Scherzinger Gets Sexy For FHM
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Hugh Hefner Admits to Not Wearing Condoms
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Cuteness
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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I bet Kim Kardashian Can Shove That Whole Mic Down Her Throat
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Is Kevin Connolly Banging Eva Longoria? Probably
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Sure, Olivia Palermo Has Small Tits But I’d Still Bang Her And So Would You
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Check Out Kate Gosselin’s Cunnie Tattoo
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Marg Helgenberger Has An Ass That I’d Bang, Not So Much Her Face Though
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Emmy Rossum Is Showing Me Her Nipple
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Easy Contest Where you Can Win $250 Easy….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

05

Jan

Keira Knightley’s Tits in Some Movie of the Day

Who fucking cares….except maybe her millions of nerd fans who don’t care that she’s got small tits or that this sex scene is hardly erotic…I am embarassed to be taking part in this shit.

Posted in:Keira Knightley

2011

05

Jan

Tara Reid’s Fake Tits on their Comeback Tour of the Day

I don’t know why Tara Reid is in the media again…not that I am the media…I guess I should rephrase that…Let me start over…I don’t know why Tara Reid is on the paparazzi sites…I assume it’s because she or her boyfriend are paying them…apparently he’s got a lot of money and doesn’t mind investing into her failed career…cuz he’s landed that bitch from American Pie, sure 10 years too late, but with the right hustle, she can be a Hollywood star again….something that is good for his Euro ego….cuz it’s not everyday a European business man fucks a big for a minute Hollywood star turned party slut….and here she is showing off her fake tits in a white dress cuz she’s wholesome like that…..and I have no idea why I am going along with this….

Posted in:Tara Reid

2011

05

Jan

Melanie Brown’s Booty in Tight Pants of the Day

I’m down with booty. Nice round protruding ass with attitude that I can visualize my little penis having an intellectual debate with it while trying to enter past it’s cheeks and into the vagina, hoping three inches is enough to get close enough to the vagina to make penetration…you know negotiating various positions hoping that ass can’t overpower my manhood….but I’m not so down with Mel B….because she aged in a horrible fucking way and I can only assume her Eddie Murphey pussy has too…

Here are some pics, cuz booty is booty when you ignore the rest of the bitch.

Posted in:Melanie Brown

2011

05

Jan

Jessica Simpson Struggles to Carry her Weight of the Day

It’s got to the point in Jessica Simpson’s obesity where she needs the help of hired man to help support her, cuz her ankles can’t do it on their own…It won’t be long before she’s all diabetic with amputated feet and an electric scooter to get around her mansion, which works out perfect for me, cuz it’ll make it hard for her medicated ass to run from my sperm as I try to impregnate her so that I can later sue her for palimony…you know how it works….K-Fed style….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2011

05

Jan

Halle Berry Ass Pumpin’ Gas In Some Tight Pants of the Day

Halle Berry was pumping her own gas, maybe she’s trying to convince us that she’s tapped into the plight of the black man, you know someone who actually works and not someone who just gets pampered and catered on hand and foot cuz she’s some multimillionaire spoiled brat high maintenance cunt…. because she’s the kind of black girl who crosses the street when a black guy is walking towards her, cuz her only contact with her black father was when he came inside her mother…but I don’t mind staring at her ass when she does it…cuz like my friend bitches in tight pants pumping gas is porn to some people….here are the pics…

Posted in:Halle Berry

2011

05

Jan

Keri Hilson’s Letting Fame Get to her Head of the Day

As a fan of Motown. This is totally fucking obnoxious behavior on Keri Hilson’s part. Trust me, I’m not an elitist or a purist, or whatever you call those nerdy hipster idiots who aim for authentic, I hardly even know any of the Motown acts I’ve listened to, and really just like the coked up acts getting beat by their husbands and fucked by their white/jewish record execs….I just know that whatever is going on in these pictures offends me for some reason I can’t explain…. maybe it’s cuz she’s taking something from the past and trying to make it her own to the idiot kids who listen to her…maybe it’s the cockiness of pretending it is halloween when she’s only had one hit song, maybe it’s her lack of her own identity, anything for attention that would be better executed in the form of a sex tape and II know this isn’t a big deal, or even worth talkin about, but I guess if you want to get off to cleavage on a bitch dressed like it was the 60s and you pretend to be the record exec who took her out of the shanty and brought her to the top so that she’s forever indebted to your dick with her mouth….here’s your chance….

Posted in:Keri Hilson

2011

05

Jan

Milou van Groesen Nude for Numero of the Day

Numero brings the naked bitches to fashion again and I’m not complaining, I think the most important thing in fashion is the fact that they get tall skinny bitches topless or naked for high art concepts that are generally not so high concept but they are high enough concept to get all the follower idiots sipping the Kool Aid and believe/investing in the bullshit…. sure Milou van Groesen looks a little like a dude, but she’s getting naked and showing her little model hipster tits, which I love, so a masculine haircut doesn’t make you queer, even if you pretend she’s your best friend growing up while jerking off to her…cuz she’s got tits…right?

Here are the pics….

Here she is doing a screen test….For those of you looking to find out more about this bitch I’ve never heard of, but who’s tits I have seen…

Posted in:Milou van Groesen

2011

05

Jan

Fergie Not in a Bikini of the Day

As far as I’m concerned this is an unfortunate outfit choice on Fergie’s part. I figure it’d be alright if this was downtown, working the streets late night, or even if shit was mid day at a restaurant everyone else was dressed conservative at, but bitch is on a resort, in the islands, living large, decompressing and detoxing from all her really hard hard work living the life of luxury, making millions for her stupid talent, so I expected more from her….whether it be tanning topless, showing off those implant scars, or in a thong bikini, or at least wet and hard nippled, it was never a shirt that look liked it got attacked by a wild animal and she had nothing else to wear over her bikini top.

This depresses me, but then again, so does everything.

Posted in:Fergie