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2011

17

May

Gretchen Rossi in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some real housewife Gretchen Rossi. I know nothing about here or what she does, but I do know what her pussy definition looks like….thanks to her bikini choices…and that’s ok by me cuz I’m a pervert who likes everything with a vagina, even if it is old and has fake tits, even though I hate fake tits, that’s just the hold vagina has on me…

Why do I even bother writing these things?

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2011

17

May

Katie Holmes in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katie Holmes in a bathing suit, hiding her sloppy mom stomach, showing off her under appreciated and more importantly under-used tits…because she decided to marry cult leader Tom Cruise and his creepy fucking smile….getting pregnant fast, probably through artificial insemination…like a lesbian or science experiment, without having the chance or taking the opportunity in her personal life to go down the road of celebrity slut, flashing her pussy, passing out drunk, trashing hotel rooms, and ending up in rehab…or taking movie roles with tons of sex scenes in her professional life, What a fucking waste…but I take what I can get and here it is…

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2011

17

May

Ryan Seacrest’s Fake Girlfriend Staged Workout Photos of the Day

Here’s Ryan Seacrest’s fake girlfriend, named Julianne Hough, who was a professional dancing on Dancing with the Stars….before she turned to trying to have a legit singing career….and what better way than to get to the top of the charts than to pretend to date a gay dude so that he maintains his cover so the world doesn’t turn on him and his frosted lips…Good business move…and here she is working out in the park for the paparazzi in some obviously staged pics…cuz I guess people still do that hustle to get noticed…I think she’d be better off releasing video of her fucking Seacrest up the ass with an strap-on, or even one of his Emmy awards, because that’s the shit the public really want to see.

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2011

17

May

Tori Spelling Pumping Gas of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting pictures of Tori Spelling….I really don’t and never did find her hot ever when she was 16 and on TV…even though she had implants in a time I didn’t find implants cheap and easy entertainment, you know when implants were a mythical object that average girls didn’t get, reserved for strippers and playboy chicks, before realizing there’s nothing like a hot set of natural tits, and implants are cheap copies….so to post these pics makes no sense…unless maybe I’m into her billionaire ass pumping her own gas like some grease monkey…but I don’t think it’s that.

Posted in:Tori Spelling

2011

17

May

Kim Kardashian Fat Back of the Day

Kim Kardashian has a fat back and I figured I’d post it because you all need to realize that she’s not someone with any fucking sex appeal, unless you own a restaurant, that’s not an all you can eat place, but a by the pound kinda spot, cuz this pig, like all pigs, likes to eat…

I’m tired of her being celebrated, I’m tired of her making money, I’m tired of people thinking she’s hot, but for some sick reason, I’m not tired of watching her suck a black cock…cuz pornstars, despite being unimpressive and trash, at least they get fucking naked and fuck….I just don’t like when they pretend they are all luxury and high class….when really they just gutter porn trash, no matter how much money they have or have made…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

17

May

Christina Aguilera Fat of the Day

Today is about fat chicks. Partially because I have a fat wife and I want to punish you with pussy you once wanted to fuck and still will fuck but with a totally different outlook on fucking, cuz now she’s a doughy fucking mess but also because I saw a group of morbid obese chicks in the park doing some fat chick exercise class and it was hysterical, all the panting and hard breating just from trying to get up off the ground, made for entertainment a circus in the 30s would have paid big fucking money for, but instead that I have to politely gawk at cuz society’s gone all nice and PC and pointing and laughing is a thing of the past…Sucks.

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2011

17

May

Kirstie Alley at her Skinniest of the Day

So Kirstie Ally did Dancing With the Stars to get skinny and I was convinced she was going to drop dead, you know since she’s been a fat fucking pig the last decade, but she survived and this is the result of all her hard fucking workin’ and turns out she’s still fucking fat…and will probably bounce back to fatter than ever in the next few months, but for now she’s probably feeling all sexy and shit and that disgusts me….unfortunately, dancing with the stars didn’t do shit for her old saggy face…

Good times.

Posted in:Kirstie Alley

2011

17

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My morning hangover dump took place an McDonalds where I was forced to watch CNN with a bunch of Retirees and homeless people. Together we ate like old family friends and I learned that Arnold Schwartznegger fucks the help and knocks them up, I learned that French President in Training, Rape the Help, and I learned that Basketball coaches are fags.

Oh what a glorious morning….I still think Ginger Spice ass flashing is the high point of this day in history.

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2011

17

May

Miley Cyrus Topless and Getting a Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus is using twitter properly…Some say she’s topless, but I see no nipple…but I do see how girls slowly turn trashy….if anything this is just a good lesson in how prison tattoos or girls who want to look like they have prison tattoos are created….It’s like the birth of gutter on the richest piece of ass out there…right before my eyes….

Fancy.

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