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2010

27

Dec

Paris Hilton Bikini Trash of the Day

Paris Hilton is in her bikini. I can go pass the fuck out now knowing I’ve left you with something disgusting enough to satisfy your pervert needs…

It was a joke that she was famous 10 years ago, but now the joke is on us because we’re still talking about her 10 years later. She’s one of those things we should have forgotten about long ago, and I guess she proves all that is wrong in society, like that money can’t buy you a cure to herpes, but it can buy you a cure for Aids, which in Paris Hilton’s case is probably good enough…

She’s a waste of fucking time, here she is sloppy, fat, old and ugly in her bikini for you die hard Paris Hilton fans…Get over it motherfuckers, it’s really nothing good….she’s just milking the press in some staged pics cuz they think she’s pregnant.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

27

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Christmas is over Candice Swanepoel.

I don’t know how they do it in South Africa with your tribal rain dances and shit. But I think it’s time to get with the fucking program. Sure, half naked is good all the time, but when you’re half naked theme is 4 days too late, it’s hard to appreciate the amazing pussy barely being hidden, cuz the timing is all wrong….

Sure, busting out the Christmas lingerie after Christmas is only funny once when you’re dealing with down on her luck hooker could only afford the slutty Santa costume in mid-may cuz it was on sale and that is only amazing cuz you know you’re dealing with a discount pussy who will do everything you need within your budget, I expect more from model pussy…

Fuck you Victoria’s Secret. You make too much money and own too much good pussy. I hate you and your made in China shit.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2010

27

Dec

Karissa Shannon’s White Trash Bottom Feeding Ass in Clothes of the Day

I don’t see why anyone would bother looking at pictures of Karissa Shannon in her clothes when you can just watch her Sex Tape….

It’s like this bitch doesn’t fucking exist when she’s walking around like a normal person, cuz all that matters and all that she’s accomplished is that she fucked a colored dude on camera, packaged it and sold it.

She’s beyond useless, despite getting naked and fucking on camera actually being useful in so many way, just not for any self-respecting woman, which in so many ways makes her even more useful…

I am not sure what I am getting at, but I think it has to do with the fact that I don’t really get why I am posting this, when I can just slip in the DVD like you want to slip into her, unfortuanately, I don’t own a TV….not that it matters, I figure if I really want to watch porn, I’ll deal with real pornstars, not nude models trying to advance their useless cunt careers, a strategy that worked out awesome for this idiot…since we all expected this to be the only way her nude model career to go, except maybe her…

Who cares…here’s her trailer trash lookin’ slut ass that will one day end up in the welfare line…cuz you’re into that shit…

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2010

27

Dec

Cameron Diaz is Still Hot of the Day

There’s just something about Cameron Diaz…Something magical….Like memories of the first time I had anal sex with my first girlfriend in the back of our highschool during gym class cuz she didn’t want to get pregnant that no matter how much time goes by, it never gets old and is always nice to reflect by trying to violate yourself in the corner while your wife is taking a shit. If you know what I mean and if you don’t I’m trying to say she’s amazing, weathered yes, but amazing.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2010

27

Dec

Sinbad is Still Alive of the Day

I know this isn’t anything to jerk off to, unless you are real fucking strange, but it is 7:30 in the morning and I’m still drinking with some idiots and figured that before I pass out in a holiday stupor that may leave me dead, I might as well post something relevant for the world to remember by in the event that I do end up dead and to me the only thing relevant in life is Sinbad, there’s just something so powerful about him running up to random people and hugging them like he was still famous and people actually cared to run up to him to hug him. It amazes me that he was famous, he had sitcom’s and record deals and was at the top of the world for a minute, and it must be a real blow to someone’s ego when no one gives a fuck about you, so that’s why you gotta take back what was once yours, whether bitch wants it or not….So this picture is really rape, socially acceptable rape and I’m not talking date rape, but hugging rape, which is not criminal but can be as emotionally damaging, at least when the random hug comes from Sinbad….

Posted in:Sinbad

2010

25

Dec

stepLINKS of the Daymn,

Merry Fucking Christmas to the non-jews…..

All I got for Christmas was drunk….and I’m only halfway through it…Hoping to get AIDS from a Ho Ho Ho….

Here are some stepLINKS from yesterday that I didn’t post cuz I was knee deep in celebrating Jesus’ birth with the people from my church….and by church I mean homeless shelter….

Pat Robertson Wants to Legalize Pot, And Yes Thats Pat Robertson fromn the 700 Club Religious Right
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Paris Hilton is Getting the Heimslut Maneuver
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Becauser You’re Sad and Alone on Christmas Eve So You May As Well Be Jerking Off
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Lindsay Lohan’s Cleavage Says Merry Christmas
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And Lucy Pinder's Tits Are Wishing You a Happy New Year
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Drunk Girl Flashes Her Tits and Pussy at a Club – VIDEO
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20 Worst Behaved Mascots Of All Time
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You Know You’ve Drank Too Much When… – VIDEO
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Kesha is Disgusting of the Day – VIDEO
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Do Your Last Minute Sexy Christmas Shopping Here
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I Don’t Know Who Tori Black Is But Here She Is Having an Upskirt
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Lauryn Hill Is Pretty Much Insane But Man Camn She sing
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Audrina Patridges Tits – THROWBACK
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All I Wanna Know Is How the Fuck Do I Get a Job Being Xtina’s Boy Toy?
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Sofia Vergara’s Ass Is Out of Hand
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Christmas Eve Pic Dump Full of Hotties
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Emilia Claudevill Looks Great in a Bikini
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Valentina and Carli OMG
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Suelyn Medeiros Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Cassie is Useless But At Least She Looks Good
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Now These Tits Are Perfection - VIDEO
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Ariel X, Chloe James and Marlena Are Naughty School Girls
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Mrs Clause is Very, Very Naughty This Year
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Mary Kate Olsen Looks Homeless As Usual
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Gorgeous Babe Gets Dirty in the Bath – VIDEO
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Some Jennifer Lopez, Half Cause It’s Been Awhile and Half Cause It’s a Slow Day
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I Love a Cutey Pie Asian
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Ell Macpherson is Hotter Than Ever
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College Teen Flashes – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Trapped in Clauset – VIDEO
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Meet Redhead Babe Sindy
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Nicki Minaj is Slutty And I Like It
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Vicki and Carmen Get It On - VIDEO
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Wow Here’s Kristan Dunst Pictures That Actually Don’t Make Me Want to Puke
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Candice Swanepoel Christmas Hotness
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Sofia Vergara’s Ass Brings Cheer To My Pants
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

24

Dec

Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman Dyke Out in Black Swan of the Day

It’s Christmas Eve, should I really bother posting today? I don’t know…

If you read this site then you know that I am a pretty big fan of Mila Kunis on all levels, mainly her appearance, despite the whole rockin’ the Culkin Aids…It’s Home Alone and Home Alone 2 season, I can understand his appeal, No Pedo….

I think this movie Black Swan is amazing…I unfortunately don’t have the money it takes to go see it….but I did find some really hot preview clips on the Internet that I am pretty sure Hollywood won’t be happy about, even though this is pretty good marketing for a movie I would have never bothered with cuz it is about ballet….mainly cuz you generally never get to see Jewish girls behaving like this, except when you are Jewish and at summer camp…you know since they are brought up to only behave naughty for guys in the community, keeping people like me out of the fuckin’ loop…

I think it is safe to say that today’s Christmas Miracle is these 2 Jewish girls who don’t celebrate Christmas, celebrating each other while getting paid to think they are broadening their careers, while really they are just broadening the pool of cum they have collectively filled around the globe by the chronic masturbaters….

I may be going out on a limb here, but Jesus was a Jew, and I have a feeling these two ladies may be the next messiah….so the movie is pretty time relevant…

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Here is a clip of them going at it….Hollywood Lesbian Style….Suggestive scissor grindin’ without actually scissor grinding and that’s okay by me….

[LOOKS LIKE YOU GOTTA GO SEE THE MOVIE - CUZ FOX MADE ME TAKE THE SHIT DOWN - SHOULDA COME TO THIS SITE DECEMBER 24 WHEN IT WAS POSTED, YOU SNOOOZE, YOU LOSE ]

Posted in:Mila Kunis|Natalie Portman

2010

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The only thing good about Christmas is all the free food I get at the homeless shelter….I mean along with the general population being totally on edge, totally agitated, totally angry, totally hating the holidays more than life itself, not that I ever get like that, because for some reason everyone’s misery in such a happy time brings me great joy….

I hope you are with your family, having fun, getting drunk and everything on your list, maybe this year will be the one you get laid, but don’t count on it.

I hope you aren’t alone, suicidal, depressed, because life is funny, just lighten up EMO…

Here are my stepLINKS!!!! Merry Christmas. Christians.

Cameron Diaz Bikini Pics….
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Coolest Shirt of All Time
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40 Pics of Katy Perry TIts….
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And Today in Lohan Family Drama
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How About Some Bikini Shakespeare? – VIDEO
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Because These Are the Easiest Chicks You Finde
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Rosie Jones Ooooooooweeeee!
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Husband Hides Camera Under His Wife's Desk - VIDEO
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The Sexiest Cheerleaders of the BCS Bowl Games
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Demon Monster in Louisiana – VIDEO
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This Looking Good Sweetheart is Suing JLO
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The Best Toys for You to Play With This Christmas
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Hayden Panettiere Downblouse
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Keira Knightley is Single
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Let's Enjoy A 54 Year Old's Naked Titties
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What do Paris Hilton and a Beach Pail Have in Common?
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Now Here’s a Girl We Could All Fall in Love With
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Kid Ruins Christmas – VIDEO
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World’s Worst Hurdler – VIDEO
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Introducing Maria Millions
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We Call This One Christmas Ass – VIDEO
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And Now, The Best Ass Shaking Video on the Internet
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Reena Sky & Sindy Lange in High Def
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My Favorite Porny Things – Your 2010 Sexy Gift Giving Guide!
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Emma Stone is Looking Hot as a Blonde – VIDEO
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Kayden Kross Strips Down
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Sara Jean Underwood in Lingerie
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I Love a UK cutie
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Lindsay Ellingson – VS Photoshoot
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Hot Blonde Bitch on a Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aunt Becky is Still Fucking Hot
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Striptease of the Day
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Mulani Rivera on the Stairs
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9 Amazing British TV Shows American Men Need to Watch
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Say Hello to Annie Thao
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More Pictures of Heidi Montag’s Surgery Scars
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

23

Dec

Miley Cyrus is a School Girl in Pink of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in a movie with Kelly Osbourne and here are some of the fascinating pics…..Thre premise of the movie is “A tough, street-smart private eye is hired by the FBI to go undercover in a college sorority.” Sounds like a real winner….

But I figure what better way to ring in Santa Clause than by posting pics of a bitch who believed in Santa just two years ago….

Here are some recent leaked pics for this bitch to compete with that Lovato bitch cuz being 18 is hard on the thighs…


To See The Rest of the Pictures of Miley’s White Trash Trailer Park Friend in a See Through Top Showing Off Them Slut ManBoobs- Follow this Link
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus