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2009

13

Jan

Amy Winehouse Hangs with Tits of the Day

Amy Winehouse is living the fucking life. By the looks of these pictures of her hanging out with some hot chick’s tits, she’s still out in the Caribbean de-toxing after spending the last 2 years being fuckin’ wrecked and partying all the fucking time. It’s the kind of lifestyle I’d want to record a hit album to get, but unfortunately the only thing me and Winehouse have in common is our rotting mouths, poor health and addiction and not her angelic voice.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Tits

2009

13

Jan

From the stepFORUM of the Day

Wow, I’ve been lazy today, I guess you can always go to the stepFORUM to figure out ways to entertain yourself in my absence. I don’t know why I decided to stay up all night, but I think it had to do with following some girl with a crazy ass from bar to bar hoping she’d stop me and ask me why I was everywhere she was. It’s my pick-up strategy when I really have nothing to say and want them to approach me. Kinda like posting links is my posting strategy when I have nothing to say, so click these links…

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———Celebs———

HOT -Rosie, Lindsey & Friends – “Babes in the Buff!” PS-Nuts (NSFW)
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Britney Spears – “Circus” Photoshoot
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Minka Kelly and her Amazing Cleavage
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Heidi Klum – 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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Alison Lohman – Appearing on the Megan Mullally show
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Evan Rachel Wood Gorgeous @ VH1 Critics Choice Awards
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Taylor Swift – LAX Airport candids
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Molly Sims – InStyle Golden Globes after-party
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Lacey Chabert Awesome Cleavage @ InStyle/Warner Bros. Party
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Kate Hudson Bikini Candids In Maui
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Alison Lohman – Beowulf press conference
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Brittany Snow – Benefit gala for The Art of Elysium
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Jennifer Morrison At the Golden Globes
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Tyra Banks @ Launch party for “America’s Next Top Model”
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Whitney Port in bikini filming MTV’s The City in Miami Beach
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Amy Adams @ 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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Kim Kardashian – LA Confidential Golden Globe Pre-Party
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Alicia Witt – – LA Confidential Golden Globe Pre-Party
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Odette Yustman – The Art of Elysiums annual black tie gala
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———Audio Books———

Steve Martin – Pure Drivel
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How to Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way
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James Patterson – Cross Country
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———Music———

Karin Dreijer Andersson – Fever Ray
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The Gourds – Bolsa De Agua
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Peter Murphy – Deep
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Scum of the Earth – Sleaze Freak
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Leonard Cohen – Dear Heather 
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Subdudes – Primitive Streak
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2Pac – Out On Bail: Remastered Demo
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Cassidy – Where is Cass At?
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Shinedown – Leave A Whisper
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Infected Mushroom – Vicious Delicious
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Aimee Mann – Ultimate Collection
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———Screening Room———

Everyday Normal Crew
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Ronald Jenkees
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———Random———

Real > Porn
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Wallpapers
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Jessica Alba Wallpapers Gallery
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HD Milla Jovovich Wallpapers
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Avril Lavigne Wallpapers Gallery
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Ashlee Simpson Wallpapers Gallery
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Battlestar Galactica: Face of the Enemy (Webisodes)
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Flight of the Conchords
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Trailer Park Boys – Seasons 1-7
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Fireproof (2008) DVDRip
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The Haunting of Molly Hartley
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Lie To Me
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The Wire
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———Sleaziness———

Farmers Filthy Lil Daughter
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Gianna is Nipples Magee
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Sean of the Dead’s Random Amateurs
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Pl@yboy – Vixens Dec/Jan 2009 (PDF)
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Isabel Ice – Anal of course
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Bollywood Goo Gulpers
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Virgin!
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Sexy Donna Redd
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Tiffany Zima in St@re Mag
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My Girlfriend’s Whore Friend
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Faye Valentine – Kinky and Fisting Action
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More of Sean’s Choice Amateurs
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2009

13

Jan

David Walliams and Some Chick Named Lauren Budd in Her Bikini of the Day

This is Lauren Budd. I have no fucking idea who she is, but she’s famous enough to not show up on Google. I am really only posting her pictures because she’s in a bikini and if you’re wondering why the paparazzi are after her, it’s because it’s a slow time of year and they have no choice but to follow one of the guys behind that Little Britain show. I always thought they were gay, because every gay guy I know loves the show, but I guess they are just British, which is really just a code word that means the same thing no matter how many vaginas they get inside, they can’t hide the truth behind their accents…

Posted in:Bikini|Lauren Budd

2009

13

Jan

Angelyne Loses It on the Paparazzi of the Day

I don’t know who this clown of a pornstar who doesn’t do porn is, but she’s supposed to be some fixture in LA who put up billboards of herself for no reason other than to put up billboards of herself. She’s on some crazy homeless person you’d cross the street to avoid kick, but instead of trying to bug you for spare change, she drives around in a Pink Corvette, with a pink dog, and plastic surgery everything. She’s what I’d expect from a homeless person who came into money, like if he won the lottery and shit, you know posting billboards of himeself and taking his street performance of crazy to the next level and here she is throwing her drink at the paparazzi because that’s the kind of shit crazy people do and here are some random pics of her….in all her really weird glory….

Posted in:Angelyne|Assault|Paparazzi

2009

13

Jan

Michelle Rodrigues is Still a Dude of the Day

Here are some pictures of Michelle Rodrigues heading to a medical center, I hear she’s going to get checked for testicular cancer.

Posted in:Masculine|Michelle Rodrigues

2009

13

Jan

Some Drunken Macy Gray Video to Start My Day of the Day

Wow, I haven’t slept in until 3 pm in a long time. I must be depressed. I think it’s gotta do with hating celebrities and the fact that people idolize them. I got to watching some of those gossip shows the other night at a friend’s house and I saw how they hold this useless fucks up in high esteem. They were talking about such menial bullshit that you wouldn’t even want to hear about your best friend if they called you to tell you how their day went, they were commenting on their style, they were talking about some retarded stories that are going on in their celebrity life, and I had to stop and try to figure out if I was one of these people, because I know I don’t give a fuck about celebrities or what they do, I am far more interested in everyday people, naked chicks and silly stunts, so I’m trying to decide what I’ve done with my life while figuring out what I am going to do with it to make up for being a sleazy, mean, disgusting version of Access Hollywood. In my defense, I just make fun of paparazzi pics, and don’t actually know much about these sluts, but figure I am part of the problem with society, so I choose sleep and booze over updates…..

That said here’s a drunken Macy Gray leaving a club, because drunk chicks are awesome, even if they look like dudes.

Posted in:Drunk|Macy Gray

2009

13

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ll be the first to admit I was pretty damn lazy today. I mean I only did a handful of played out posts, unlike every other day of my fucking life. The truth is I was gambling. I was out trying to win my retirement, and it didn’t work. It turns out that 10 dollars doesn’t become 1,000,000 dollars as easy as it should, but I met a hot 95 year old killin’ her fortune so that her cocksuckin’ kids don’t get it when she dies. We hit it off, mainly because I liked her full tits, even though they were disgusting, but for some reason she didn’t appreciate me stealing her quarters, cunt. She also kept making me drink Bloody Mary’s, something I never touch, even when hungover, and now I feel like my shit will be red. Good fucking times.

Speaking of good times, here are my links…Here are my links…yes I said that twice, I am drunk.

Ryan Seacrest Got Shut the Fuck Down
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Lexie is a Real College Cutie
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The Hottest Porn Star Pics From the Awards Show
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Joanna Krupa Short Short’s on the Cover of Some Magazine or Another
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Lady Gaga Looks Like a Tranny Hooker on the Set of Her New Video
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Long Distance Relationship Losers
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Meat Heroes
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Kate J Says How Do You Do
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Steven and Stephen Fist Themselves
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Japanese Louis Armstrong
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Free Cake is Still Free Cake
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More Porn Than Ever I Know What to Do With
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Striptease of the Day
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Richard Simmons Gets His Vagina Size On
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I Don’t Know Who Christina Derosa Is, But Here She is Naked on the Set Of Her New Movie
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It’s Not a Slip of the Word ‘Cunt, But Beggars Can’t BE Choosy
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Tina Fey Looks Pretty Hot at the Golden Globes
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Megan Fox Needs to Do Us All a Favor and Take That Dress Off
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Drew Barrymore = Golden Globes FAIL
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Girls Aloud Get Their Gallery On
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Raven Riley Gets The Dishes Done
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because That Girl Your Holding Captive May Just Escape Soon
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Worst Female Driver
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Inner Tube Terror
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Quick Change Orgasm
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The Breast Game Show EVER
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Amy Winehouse is Going to Get Taken to the Cleaners, and I Don’t Mean
She is Finally Going to Take a Fucking Bath
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Who Says Going to the Mechanic Sucks?
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Because If You Don’t Have a Girlfriend By Now, There’s Just No Hope
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THE BEST VIDEO VERSION OF I KISSED A GIRL
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Really Is Just an Old Man
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A Fine Rack is Better Than a Wine Rack if You Ask Me
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A Taco Bell Wedding
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You Won’t Believe the Update From The Virginity Auction
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Get Sex Today, Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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Kate Beckinsale is All Sorts of Golden Globe Sexy
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Jennifer and Stephanie Are in the Panties
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Build Yourself a Miniture Airplane
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Cameron Diaz May Hae Got Herself in a Whole Load of Shit
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Martha Stewart Broke Up a Lesbian Orgy in Prison
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Eva Mendes is Just Stunning
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Mr.T in Informercials is Fine By Me
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Sorry, Your Vagina is Fucked
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Nicole Kidman Has the Crasiest Camel Toe Ever
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Bride Wars is Most Probably the Worst Movie of the Year
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BONUS:
Waste Time Like You Never Have Before
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

12

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Passive Aggressive Finger of the Day

I think Lindsay Lohan is awesome, but my advice to her would be to do funnier stunts to the paparazzi to get them to fuck off…. you know scratching your chin with your sex organ if you’re in a lesbian relationship is almost annoying and childish, throwing her feces or her dog’s feces, or maybe even an old used tampon, maybe even a hot drink, red paint, a midget would be a lot better. Sure she’s got to keep up appearances to ensure a future career and she has to be a pleasure to take pictures of because it’s all part of the PR machine, but I think it’s time for her to take shit up a notch and really do some fucking damage. I want to see some broken fucking noses and shit…

Posted in:Finger|Lindsay Lohan

2009

12

Jan

Anna Faris Lookin’ Hot Smoking of the Day

For those of you who like when girl’s smoke and the whole grey skin, grey pussy, haggard face, stink, cancer, disgusting teeth and fingers that comes with it. Here’s some pics of that Anna Faris bitch smoking and lookin’ what I would consider her fucking best. I don’t even know who this bitch is, and who really cares….I know that I don’t….

Posted in:Anna Faris|Smoking

2009

12

Jan

Rihanna Wasn’t Hiding a Nose Job, She Was Hiding Herpes of the Day

I posted some pics of Rihanna covering her face the other day, I am too lazy to link it, but I figured she got a nose job and was pulling a Michael Jackson, I didn’t even think she was covering up some mouth sores, because all the bitches I know who get this shit, embrace it and accept it as an inevitable outcome of their lifestyle and work. One once asked me if a soldier was ashamed of his amputations knowing he got them fighting for the country’s freedom, apparently, that was her rationale as to why she sucked dirty dick.

So Rihanna has mouth herpes, and so do 75% of the population, maybe she shouldn’t be such a pussy about letting the world in on her dirty little past that got her to where she is today.

Posted in:Herpes|Rihanna

2009

12

Jan

Goldie Hawn in her Bathing Suit of the Day

I was walking down the street the other day and saw a mother daughter prostitute combo. They were dressed like classier whores than I was used to, but they were still whores. I could tell because they offered to suck my dick for 100 dollars, and since I’ve always wanted a double blowjob, I had no choice but to stop and inquire about the details. The mom went on about how her and her daughter are down on their luck, they both don’t have jobs and that they are trying to make ends meet. The mother got into hooking years earlier and made a decent life for herself because she really had no choice but to do the things she did. She was a little upset when she found out her 18 year old followed in her footsteps, but after accepting the way things were going to play out, and having no real hate for the profession, she figured she could maximize revenue by working together as a combo fetish deal and she figured since she made her, licking her pussy wasn’t much different than tucking her in at night and reading her a bedtime story.

They reminded me of Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson, only the mom I was talking to had a way better body than these sloppy pics of Goldie doing us a favor in a one-piece.

Posted in:Bathing|Goldie Hawn

2009

12

Jan

Nicole Kidman’s Got Cameltoe of the Day

Here’s a little Nicole Kidman cameltoe for those of you who are still curious about this red vagina, especially post Tom Cruise. I mean based on the Tom Cruise stories I’ve heard, I just always assumed she was packing a solid set of testicles, I mean it would explain why they adopted kids. I just thought she was like this doll-like soft spoken asian tranny I spent a night having drinks with because she was the closest thing I ever got to glamor. I mean, I guess these pics prove the whole reason she and Tom Cruise broke up and so did that pregnancy with her cowboy, but I am still skeptical and think this is just a good tuck job. I really don’t have much to say about this because I am sad on the inside, but at least the thought of Nicole Kidman’s lie of a pussy, makes me feel a little better about my life and that night I kissed the asian tranny because I was caught up in the moment.

Posted in:Cameltoe|Nicole Kidman

2009

12

Jan

Lady Gaga Wears her Leather Pants for Her Big Black Ass of the Day

Here’s a slut who thinks she’s an artist at what looks like an airport in a pair of those leather leggings all the sluts are wearing, only unlike the sluts I know, she’s got some serious Kim Kardashian fat booty and like all bitches with fat booty, she’s very popular in the hip hop clubs…..sure, I like a nice fat ass as much as a brother, but I have trouble seeing part her broken crack use lookin’ face to appreciate all her Italian family dinners gave her.

If you’re wondering what having a real fat ass….here’s a little glimpse…

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga|Pants

2009

12

Jan

Whitney Port in Her Bikini for Her Shitty Show of the Day

If you’re looking for everything fake in a person except a good set of tits, here’s Whitney Port on set, if you can really call it that, of her new reality based show “The City” that she’s filming a scene for in Miami. They are staged, they are useless, she is skinny and I’d fuck her, so I am posting it, even if it’s all fucking lies…

Posted in:Bikini|The City|Whitney Port

2009

12

Jan

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I’ve been pretty slow moving today, I admit it. I figure since everyone posts the same thing, I might as well let them have a head start because what I plan on writing is so much better than them, they need the advantage, but the truth is that I don’t actually believe that and that my wife got mad at me after finding out I convinced an amateur pornstar in training/stripper to let me lick her cunt a couple of weeks ago and threw the modem out the window. I figure I saved the shit and went out to coffee shop to avoid her wrath and by wrath I mean the liklihood that she’s going to sit on my face and relive the glorious moment I spent with a drunk/high/vulnerable/sad/willing and gullible 19 year old I promised fame and fortune to, to make herself feel like she’s still desirable, which she is definitely not.

Here’s some stepFORUM action…

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———Celebs———

HOT – Louise Porter: “Reality TV’s Hottest !” in Zoo Mag (NSFW)
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini Top and looking hot
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HOT – Cat Deeley in Arena Magazine (SFW)
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Amber Heard Looking Hot @ 3rd Annual Pre-Sundance Lounge
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Tina Fey @ The Golden Globes
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Blake Lively Looking Hot
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Megan Fox Gorgeous @ Annual Golden Globe Awards
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Angelina Jolie – 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Arrivals
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Amanda Bynes in tight jeans – out and about
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HOT – Natasha Mealey lingerie bikini thong shoot (SFW)
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Haylie Duff Looking Hot Out and about in short jean skirt
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Evan Rachel Wood, Stunning @ 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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Maria Menounos Gorgeous @ Golden Globe Awards
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Kristen Bell looks amazing in an Unknown Photoshoot
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Selena Gomez – Platinum blonde hair!
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Marisa Tomei – The Art of Elysium Gala
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Tera Patrick at the AVN Awards and Adult Expo
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Freida Pinto @ 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Arrivals
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———E-books———

iPod & iTunes For Dummies, 3rd Edition
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Photoshop CS4 For Dummies
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———Music———

Everlast – Love, War And The Ghost Of Whitey Ford (Advance)
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Andrew Bird – Useless Creature (Advance)
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DJ Drez & Marty Williams
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Alice In Chains – The Essential Alice In Chains
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Dance Megamix vol.1 2C
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Franz Ferdinand – Tonight: Franz Ferdinand
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Michael Jackson & the Jackson 5 – The Motown Years 50 Hits
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Rollings Band – Nice
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Miles davis – Someday My Prince Will Come
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Chris De Burgh – The Ultimate Collection
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Lady Paradox- Kind of Peace
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Butthole Surfers – Electriclarryland
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The Mighty Diamonds – Right Time
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White Lion – Return Of The Pride
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———Nacho’s Comedy Albums——–

Sam Kinison – Live (11-30-86)
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Dave Chappelle – Live (4-14-04)
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Dave Chappelle – Live At The Pittsburgh Improv
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———Random——–

Real Girls (some NSFW)
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Natalie Portman Wallpapers Gallery
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Girls Kissing
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Scarlett Johansson Wallpapers Gallery
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———Movies and TV———

The Violent Kind
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Good Luck Chuck
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Law & Order Thread
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Psych – All Seasons
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Mother Of Tears (DVD Rip)
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Damages
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———Games———

Silent Hill HomeComing 2008
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Alone in The Dark 2008 PC
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———Sleaziness———

Brittanys Bod
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Sean’s Random Amateurs!
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St@re magazine – Desiree Viens
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Money Shots
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Milton Twins #4
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Backdoor To Brazil
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Young and Busty
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Big Tits Round Asses – Cassandra
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Jenna Doll – Nice Rack 15 – Her First Scene
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booty
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Huge Tits on Franka
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More Randoms From Sean
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———Screening Room———

Smart Car 70MPH impact into concrete
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