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2008

06

Dec

Bettie Page Is Gonna Die….of the Day

Rockabilly Pin-up Alternative Model Fat Chicks are probably not getitng out of bed today, mourning the soon to be loss of their idol, the God of their movement, the girl who inspired them to wear Corets, Vintage Lingerie and cut their bangs short and stupid, the one and only Bettie Page, who up until today, I thought was already dead, is about to die.

I am kinda upset that she is still alive and that I was wrong in thinking that she was already dead because a few years ago, I went through a phase where I’d only jerk off to nude pics of dead chicks, because some crazy part of me thought their spirit would be watching and that I wouldn’t be jerking off alone. I spent a solid 2 months on this kick and occassionally was jerking off to what I thought was a Betty Page’s dead pussy when it was in it’s 1950s prime, when I was really jerking off to some alive and well grandmother’s not quite dead pussy when it was in it’s prime and her spirit wasn’t in the room with me, but in some retirement community playing shuffle board. I feel like the 3 orgasms I’ve had over this bitch, thinking I was being all naughty with her and shit, were lies and I can’t get them back.

I hate you Bettie Page for robbing me of those orgasms, you were dead to me long ago, but here’s an R.I.P. motherfucker in advance.

I guess she deserves some thanks for being the leader of girls getting naked for money and without her being there willing to sacrifice her dignity for male attention and money, who knows what other slut of her time would have stepped in to lead the way. I guess we’d need Bill and Ted to figure that out and should appreciate her efforts to in innovating porn.

Here are some videos of her hot 1950s tits and remember you’ve always got Dita Von Teese’s shitty Betty Page Impersonation anytime you want to reconnect.

Here’s some Bettie Page Videos…..

To Read the Article on Bettie Page Dying….
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To See a Whole Lot of 1950s Pinup Grossness….
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Posted in:Bettie Page|Dead|Dying|RIP Motherfucker

2008

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

To answer the one person who emailed me asking if I snuck back on facebook, I did and this is my profile that I barely use, you should ad me, I’d like 5,000 friends. I expect to close in somewhere around 2.


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The economy is shit, I thought about drinking and watching Christmas movies, but decided to research to best ways to kill myself, not that I am going to do it, but I figure if I need a quick out, I should be prepared. I am just joking, I’d rather keep annoying you especially with massive lists of links and here’s one for the weekend…..

Friday Night Sluts…..
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Cross Dressing Criminals of the Day
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Mary Poppins remx – Scary Mary
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Joanna Krupa’s Hot Lingerie Pics
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Ronson is a Total Star Fucker
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Shauna Sand Panty Upskirt….Obviously…
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Isla Fisher is Looking Not Half Bad on the Cover of FHM
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I Wonder if Ariel’s Carpet Actually Matches the Drapes
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Mirror Whore
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Christian People Pretty Much Hate Everything, But Not As Much AS I Hate Them
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Nicole Kidman Doesn’t Put Her Baby in a Car Seat Because She is a Fantastic Mother
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Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental
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Penny Cruz Bikini Throwback
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And Here’s Her Current Slut in a Santa Hat
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CoCo is Just a Giant Ball of Class
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That Chick Who Already Ruined Her Vagina By Having 17 Kids
is Going To Shit Out The Next One On Live TV
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Security Guard Knockout
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Dwayne Wade is a Basketball All Star
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Jennifer Aniston Hiding from the Paparazzi – Badly….
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30 Foot Back Flop Fail
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The Rain Doesn’t Stop in Venice
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Japanese Marathon
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Teen Renna is Your Semi Jailbait Fantasy
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Stripping Down and Playing With a Dildo
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Hillary Duff, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Striptease of the Day
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The Muslim Fundamentalists Are Starting to Take This Shit a Bit Far
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Ready, Aim, Fire!!
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Friday Random Photo Fun
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Who Do You Think Samuel L Jackson Fucked First?
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Italy Versus Spain
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Britney’s Birthday Breasts
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Christina Aguilera Wears a Garbage Bag About Town
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Elephant Tug Job
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Everyone Needs to Have a Cry Sometimes
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Amsterdam is Trying to Stick It To The Man
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Watch This Bitch Get Her Nipples Pierced
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The Harder They Come, The Harder They Fall
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Some Fat Chick Playing Guitar Hero World Tour in One of the Least Sexy Video Game Slut Videos Ever
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Some Guy Claims To Have Accidentally Shot His Wife….We Know Shooting Your Wife is Never an Accident…
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Disgusting Urinal Dare Video
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Weird Cocaine is Bad Ad
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FULL HOUSE REUNION IS IN THE WORKS and I Don’t Give a Fuck…
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Wii Accidents Compilation….
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Make a Hover Craft
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Brand New Titties
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Freida Pinto Is the hottest Indian Chick Ever
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Some Girl Pushing Her Tits As Far As They’ll Go
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Some Porn Site Reviews….

Electricity Play
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Cock Sucking Championship
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Mum Slut
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Small Tits Girls
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Holla Black GIrls
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Fuck Mature
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What do you bet that this viral video was made by Jews trying to be funny? Too bad she can’t sing, but I bet her Bubby Thinks She’s Amazing and Has Told Her That Repeatedly….

Watch Kardinal’s New Video Nina With Some Jamaican Slut Dancing

And to warm your lonely heart…Here’s a Video of a Dog Saving Another Dog….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

06

Dec

Kylie Minogue’s Shitty See Through Dress of the Day

Remember when Kylie Minogue had breast cancer? So do I and I guess that’s the reason she’s wearing a see through skirt, because let’s face it, a see through shirt showing off her tattooed post cancerous nipples would be hard to jerk off to, at least that’s what every husband of a breast cancer survivor I’ve ever met has told me. Sure, I have sympathy, cancer’s some fucked up shit that no one should go through and if they are lucky enough to survive, they should go on to live normal lives, but that doesn’t mean I wanna have a play date with the fuckin’ scars. I just call it having standards, even though we all know that I don’t.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|See Through

2008

06

Dec

Marisa Miller Promotes Motor Bikes of the Day

I think I may be the only guy who has no interest in Marisa Miller. She looks old and haggard, like an ex-stripper who used to work part time at a tanning salon and spent the rest of her time lifting weights. There’s just something that I don’t find appealing about fake tits and rock hard muscular bodies, it’s just too manly for me and brings back memories I don’t necessarily want brought back, like the time I was making out with a “chick” at the bar and realized her rock hard abs were the least of my concerns when I felt her rock hard cock digging into my leg. Times were tough, so I took what I could get, it doesn’t make me gay, it just makes me desperate and I’d tell you not to judge, but realize I don’t really care what you think about me, because you’re the kind of guy who buys into the Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval and I don’t know how straight taking advice as to what is hot pussy and what is not so hot pussy from a fucking panty company. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think she’s disgusting. I do know she’s better than most girls but I’m ready for new blood pumped into this Victoria’s Secret thing, preferably period blood that still shocks the model’s because they’ve only had their perido for around for 4 years, letting Marisa Miller pursue other ventures, like being the trashy blonde motorcycle slag for a beer company or Harley. I guess based on these pics, we’re halfway there motherfuckers.

BONUS – My Hot Biker Chick Video Throwback

Posted in:Harley|Legs|Marisa Miller

2008

06

Dec

Annalynne McCord and Her Lesbian Pantyhose of the Day

Here’s up and coming, lesbian in training, Annalynne McCord wearing a pair of fancy pantyhose. They are substantially nicer than the support-hose I used to sell old ladies when I worked in a pharmacy, but they aren’t as hot as the time one of the support-hose ladies asked me for a 3 gallon douche, because her old support-hose pussy was just that big. Unfortunately for her, the store I worked at didn’t stock industrial sized vaginal douches, but I convinced her to just buy 4 of the regular ones. I like to think of that being the day I was officially named a local hero, but for a solid 3 weeks after the incident, every time I tried to fuck one of the stinky whores I was fucking, I’d get flashbacks of this wholesome granny, and her desperate need to cleanse, and instead of fucking, I just wanted to wrap myself in a blanket and have bedtime stories read to me.

The point of this is to say, I’m really not into this dyke, she reminds me of a fuckin’ clown at the Jew carnival, and I predict her fame will end with the shitty prime time soap opera spin off I am hoping no one watches, but don’t know for sure because I haven’t been allowed back to the high school cafeteria I used to get my lunch at, when the staff realized I wasn’t there councilling troubled kids, or working for the janitor, but was in fact staring at perky tits…and that concludes this life changing post.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Clown|Legs|Lesbian

2008

05

Dec

Kanye’s Eat Shit and Die Freestyle of the Day

A fan through a penny at Kanye, which it too bad, because they should have thrown a brick or something that permanently damages him so that he can stop his touring because this hipster poser cunt, who is ripping off France Electro acts annoys me. So Kanye decided to show the world how easy it is for him to pump out hits, by making up some freestyle on the spot called “Eat Shit and Die”. Telling the penny thrower that he should be ashamed of himself and should “Eat Shit and Die”. Watching Kanye, is like hanging out in the school yard, watching a little brat who’s mom coddles him being picked on, who finally decided to stand up for himself and take on the bullies, and I’m impressed, because when I’m backed in a corner and someone throws money at me, I usually just pick it up and run away, hoping they don’t come after me asking for it back, because I am a hurt bag and any amount people can afford really helps, even if it’s rudely thrown at me. There are no high roads too high where I come from, straight up bottom feeding is my survival skill. I figure if I can manage to get 1000 people to throw one penny at me, I’ll have enough to buy a 6 pack, I just need to find a way to offend or annoy people as much as Kanye does,

But I have pissed off someone enough to throw money my way once. He was some gangster drug dealer and I was at a bar and cut him in line. He was trying to impress a chick, to prove that he was some big shot and that people bow down to him, so he started pushing me while I was ordering my drink and to be a big shot about things. I told him I was waiting to pay, and that’s when he got right up in my face and threw 100 dollar bill on the counter. I was worried about being shanked, because he was mad and wanted me to know how tough he was, without realizing the waitress spotted it before he could get it back, and pocketed that shit before I had a chance to, but I think he really proved his point that I shouldnt cut him in line ever again because it may or may not end up in winning the fucking lottery. Asshole.

Posted in:Eat Shit and Die|Kanye West

2008

05

Dec

Anne Hathaway and Her Flat Oscar Ass of the Day

Anne Hathaway may bore the shit out of me. I see a sloppy lookin flat assed chick who a lot of guys want to fuck becuase she reminds them of the librarian or some shit, but she’s slated to be nominated for an Oscar for some movie she played a drug addict in, a movie I will probably never see, because if I want to see boring, sloppy, flat assed chicks on drugs, I’ll take my business to the streets. It is the weekend and I shouldn’t be posting now, so I will stop.

Here’s some Anne Hathaway See Through Shirt Pictures With Band Aids on Her TIts from God Knows When…..

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Flat Ass

2008

05

Dec

O.J.’s Emotional Plea in Court of the Day

So O.J. Simpson was was sentenced to at least 15 years in prison for his role in an armed confrontation with sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas hotel in 2007. He must serve at least nine years before he can be considered for parole. I’d say karma was a bitch, but considering he got off from brutally killing his wife and her lover, I guess, it wasn’t really karma getting him in the ass, but his own stupidity to take the law into his own hands, which in his defense makes sense, considering how the law worked out for his wife and getting her killer behind bars.

This is a video of his heart warming plea and apology that I assume he made before getting his sentence. I guess this proves that no one is above the law forever, and after killing a couple of people and getting off, you should probably move to the Caribbean or Canada or some shit and lay low, instead of writing confessional books about the murder and pullin’ stupid illegal stunts, I guess it’s safe to say that O.J. isn’t really the brightest man out there, but this video kinda brings a tear to my eye, America is racist. The court system is designed to be hard on black people and if O.J. was white they would have let him off a second time. I heard he only got caught for this because he was driving around in a Mercedes and everyone knows if you’re black and in a Mercedes, you’re obviously breaking some law.

Posted in:OJ Simpson|Plea|Sentence

2008

05

Dec

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I was invited to an 18th Birthday party this wekeend on Facebook. I have a feeling that the person doign the inviting doesn’t realize what they are getting themselves by inviting me, even if it was done by mistake, because all I read was OPEN BAR and that’s enough motivation to teach those kids a little bit about alcoholism, self destruction, misery, depression and abuse they’ve only heard about in the movies or on TV but have never experienced first hand in their cushy suburban lives…..

While I lie to myself by thinking that I will actually get passed the front doors of the party, to get drunk with firm titties, here’s a huge list of links of some action in the stepFORUM because it’s Friday and you’ll need something to do this lonely, lonely weekend.

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———Celebs———

HOT – Loaded -Hollyoaks Calendar 2009 (kind of NSFW)
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HOT – Lindsey Strutt big tits & nice ass in Loaded Mag (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston Looking Good in Entertainment Weekly
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Izabella Miko Cute @ Dark Streets Premiere
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HOT – Silvia Rocca – Calendar 2009 (kind of NSFW)
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Scarlett Johansson @ “The Spirit” launch party
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Kristen Stewart @ Twilight UK Premier
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Paris Hilton and her new BFF Brittany Flickinger
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HOT – Isla Fisher – FHM -Dec. ’08 (SFW)
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Laura Ramsey nude (but covered) Interview
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Victoria’s Secret backstage special GQ issue
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Heather Locklear – Out and about in Hollywood
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Tea Leoni – 2008 UNICEF Snowflake Ball
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Alicia Witt Nipply during onstage photoshoot
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Amanda Bynes-candids leaving Crown Bar
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Keri Russell Looking Pleasantly Trashy in Details Mag
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Selma Blair – Los Angeles candids
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Michelle Williams @ 18th Annual Gotham Indy Awards
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Heidi Montag Bikini Pics From Her Pretend Honeymoon
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Ana Beatriz Barros Looking Hot for Iguatemi
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Eva Mendes looking delectible
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Mary Louise Parker @ “Liza’s At The Palace!”
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———Music———

Kings of Leon – Only By The Night [Target Limited Edition]
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Tonight, Not Again – Jason Mraz at the Eagles Ballroom
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Powerman 5000 – Destroy What You Enjoy
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Susnshine House 2009
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Apple Jelly – Na Na Na Club
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Laura Pausini – Yo Canto
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Common – Universal Mind ControlS
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Young Buck – Straight Outta Cashville
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The Zutons – You Can Do Anything
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Leonard Cohen – Cohen Live
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Stereomud – Every Given Moment
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Linkin Park – Road To Revolution
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Toy Dolls – Treasured Tracks
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Biffy Clyro – The Vertigo Of Bliss
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Metal Christmas
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Have a Very Bass Christmas
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———Movies and TV———

Unknown
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Automaton Transfusion
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Lakeview Terrace
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In The Land Of Woman
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Wild Child
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Sex Drive movie
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Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
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———RDC’s Music and Concert Videos———

Rush – Snakes & Arrows Live
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Eric Johnson – Anaheim
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———Sleaziness———

Alicia Tyler MEGA Thread!S
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BigN@tur@ls- Syerra Syke – Lovely Hooters
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Euro Wedding 1
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Some Riley Mason Goodness!
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Some of the Nicest Asses You’ll Ever See
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Katina Hart (First Hardcore Scene)
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MILF School: Anal 101
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Leah Luv – Almost Jailbait
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———E-books———

Twilight Series Books 1-3
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Rock Guitar Bible
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Popular Photography Magazine – DECEMBER 2008
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———Screening Room———

Seth MacFarlane’s Harvard Class Day Speech
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What Corona Commercials Should Really Look Like
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2008

05

Dec

Heidi Montag’s Got More Mexico Bikini Pictures of the Day

As hard as it is to not hate Heidi and Spencer and everyone from The Hills, it’s hard not to respect and get what they are doing. Sure they are total assholes in the way they act and in how they badly play up the cameras and play the pawns in some MTV scripted life, but they are still living the fucking life. I know that at the end of all this, they won’t know where to seperate the real Heidi and the on camera Heidi, but she’ll have so much fucking money to really fucking care and that’s all assuming she had any fucking substance before signing up to this shit. My theory is that she didn’t. She was just one of those plastic cunts, not the kind you hide under your bed so your mom doesn’t find it and realize that this “girlfriend” you’ve been talking about is just a rubber thing you fuck, but the kind of plastic cunts who really didn’t have any other opportunities, so if anything she won the lottery, she’s the one in Mexico, she’s the one fucking this cocksucker Pratt, and she’s not the one sitting at home watching re-runs of the show, following their every move and fantasizing about banging Pratt while gossiping about their fabricated lives. That’s not to say that all of humanity even knows what this shit, but the vapid little cunts who do, are no better than the vapid little cunt their obsessing over. So the show’s a joke, the concept is alright, the players are fucking clowns, but the real asshole in all this is the people who watch.

Not that you care, since you don’t watch this shit, and you aren’t a teenage girl, even though you wish you were so that you could feel your 15 year old vagina and not get arrested, you just like lookin at Montag’s body in a bikini and I am not judgin’ cuz she looks as good as most strippers I’ve paid 10 dollars to touch their tits and that’s gotta count for somethin’

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag|Mexico

2008

05

Dec

Lily Allen’s Miscarriage Ass Goes Shopping of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lily Allen wearing the panties she should have kept on when she got knocked up and was forced to abort the mission because the relationship with the baby daddy went sour and because she was more into feeding herself liquor and drugs than breast feeding babies, so that’s why she’s out not shopping for baby clothes. It’s really too bad this short legged dumpy ass didn’t take fertilization when she had a chance, because based on how she looks, the next time around, provided her uterus wasn’t damaged by a botched abortion, will definitely be with an opportunist lookin’ to K-Fed a bitch, than someone who truly loves her or finds her attractive, because I know ugly girls get laid, because guys are horny as fuck, and sometimes guys get locked in and marry the ugly girls because they have no other prospect and they like the sex and are in too deep and don’t like being alone, but those ugly girls aren’t famous and don’t have guys knockin’ down their doors to get a date with them because they are famous, so the future of Lily Allen will be her being used for her money and not for her pussy like all other girls and I guess when she figures all that out, it’ll sting, probably a lot less than the regrets of her abortion….

Posted in:Ass|Lily Allen|Miscarriage|Panties

2008

05

Dec

Paris Hilton Almost Died of the Day

Well unfortunately she didn’t die or almost die, but she is a rich kid and the kind of person who doesn’t leave the hosue for a week if she’s got a pimple. Unfortunately for the guys who have got herpes from her, she doesn’t take the same approach to pimples in her panties, but that’s just because the world doesn’t stare at them when in her party dress. What happened was she made a Grandiose Spoiled Cunt Who Thinks She’s Royalty exit from a club, as she does, without realizing she was walking into a brawl and she ended up getting pushed as some dude went nuts on a paparazzi, throwing punches because I assume he got sent an invoice for 50,000 dollars for posting their pictures like I did. Or maybe he got mad because the paparazzi got footage of him cheating on his girlfriend, like some guy who tried to fight me a few years ago while I was walking down the street video taping people and stopping on the slut he was with’s fake tits. Dude grabbed me by the throat, his group of 8 guys and 8 hookers circled around me and tried to break my camera, but we agreed to just delete the video because I wasn’t in the mood to get beat the fuck up by crazy guys I could tell like UFC who were drunk and jacked on coke and they weren’t in the mood to be made internet famous for their wives to figure out what the boys to when they go to Montreal for the weekend. The good news is that the video I deleted wasn’t even worth jerking off to so I guess I won in the end, at least that’s what I tell myself….as for Paris Hilton, it’s pretty unfortunate this wasn’t a gun fight and she just happened to get JFKed, not because I hate her, because I really don’t give a fuck, but because she’s pretty much better off dead.

Posted in:Fight|Paris Hilton

2008

05

Dec

Foxy Brown’s Tits Fall Out of Her Corset of the Day

Fatty Foxy Brown was performing in Sacramento, I didn’t realize she was still around, but by the looks of it, it looks like she’s twice as big as she used to be. This video is of her tits falling out of a corset that she should consider replacing, or punishing for not doing its job properly, since despite it’s firm grip, still make her look like she’s lost the war with food, but apparently her tits fall out of it, so maybe ill-fitting clothes aren’t the end of the world, if you like seeing fat black tits floppin’ all over the fuckin’ place like they are ready to feed their 8 babies, or some shit. I can’t really make out her nipples, because it’s dark in there and I can barely make her out in the video, but I do see a whole lot of titty jiggle and when horny enough, you take what you can get.

Posted in:Foxy Brown|Tit Slip

2008

05

Dec

Passive Aggressive Sex Rejection of the Day

I will tell you why this long drawn out video none of you will watch is funny and that is because of the back story I can pretty much guarantee behind this and that is that dude meets a girl and builds up the courage to invite her out on a date, she agrees because she’s not all that hot or used to boys taking the traditional route of trying to wine and dine her. So he puts on his favorite blazer and she dresses up as classy as she can and they go out to a restaurant for a bite to eat. He orders a bottle of wine and tries to get her drunk thinking it’ll make the fuck easier to secure, but doesn’t realize she’s running all these different ways to get out of the awkward moment that’s bound to come where he tries to get in her pants, so she does what any passive aggressive girl who is unsure of herself and scared to offend or rub the guy the wrong way after he so kindly tried his best to fuck her. So she fakes that she’s sick and can’t walk and dude tries to play nice about the whole thing, knowing she only had one glass of wine but still unable to accept that she won’t fuck his lame ass, so he holds her hair, feels her tit a bit all while she sits there about to be sick, but never actually getting sick, because she’s not sick and it’s all just part of her master fucking plan to not give up her vagina despite how badly she probably needs it. To make things worse, bitch is so prude that no only will she not let herself get fucked but she doesn’t know that real drunk people about to be sick is a lot messier than this, with a lot more spitting and dizziness and a lot less put together. Good job though, maybe you can take your acting to The Hills or some shit…..Either way, watch the video because I thought it was funny and it’s my site so I can post what I want to, even if it is shitty original content….

Posted in:Passive Aggressive|Rejection|Sex|stepTV

2008

05

Dec

Jimmy Kimmel Kills Old People of the Day

I saw this clip yesterday and thought it was funny, not because it is Jimmy KImmel, let me say that again, this is not funny because of Kimmel, what is funny is that some woman died watching his show and he tries to blame the Jonas Brothers for it, because they were on the show around the time she died, and because it’s easy to blame the virgins, but we all know that the Jonas Brothers had nothing to do with it, and the fact that Jimmy Kimmel has a show does. We know she sat there trying to figured out how the fuck a guy like that gets his own show and figured it was time to step out of the party that was her 88 year old life. It’s one of those, thanks for the good times world, but it’s time to finish my drink, put my jacket on and walk the fuck away from the shit show this party has become, like the time I went to a friend’s birthday and all the girls left by midnight and the dudes started wrestling each other and furniture topless, so I stole the beer and snuck out, only in this case, bitch won’t be heading to the strip club to de-gay herself, but instead she’s 6 feet under. Point of the story is that I am surprised she wasn’t watching Carson Daly when she died, because he’s even worst than Kimmel….

Posted in:Jimmy Kimmel|Murderer