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2009

22

Jul

Amazing Rhode Island Law of the Day

This story brings hope of a better tomorrow, because tomorrow, I am going on a road trip and this video pretty much secured the destination……The law has finally done something right for me and I figure I better rush before it’s too fuckin’ late and they catch on and ruin the fun…as the law tends to do….

Posted in:Law|Rhode Island|Stripper

2009

22

Jul

Blake Lively’s Tight Dress Shows Off her Period Bloat of the Day

Woah, is that a basketball in Blake Lively’s dress….or she’s got her period or maybe it’s coke bloat or it could even be that she’s a sloppy little whore and this dress was not really made for her. But I think it’s most likely pregnancy because that’s what happens when little whores have a little too much to drink and think they’re invincible and nothing bad can happen to them because everything else surprisingly worked out so famously, but the good news is that for the most part that all comes crashing down….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tight Dress

2009

22

Jul

Brigitte Nielsen is Still a Fucking Monster of the Day

I know some of you like big girls. You know the kind of woman who can lift your pussy body over their head and throw you on the bed to have their way with you…..I am not one of those people. The thought of what Brigitte Nielsen’s vagina looks like after seeing what the rest of her looks like scares me, it is the kind of shit Horror movie monsters are based on, and I don’t see how this could have ever been a sex icon, if anything the only thing that does makes sense is if Sly Stallone used to fuck her with his bicep back when they were married….because no penis touches these vagina walls and if they do she pins them in some submissive hold and chokes them the fuck out….

Posted in:Brigitte Nielsen|Monster

2009

22

Jul

Rachel McAdams Runs of the Day

You know part of the fun when it comes to getting pussy is the chase, especially on those dark nights when running down alleys trying to keep up with a bitch who is screaming for her life who is way more athletic than you because this is a Yoga generation, before either catching up and having your way with her, or losin’ her forcing you to find another girl to chase. cuz shit’s like a sport that is made a lot less cardiovascularly straining with roofies…

Either way, here’s Rachel McAdams on set totally cockteasing you rapists out there….

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

22

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Stupid Outfits are Getting Really Fuckin’ Stupid of the Day

Lady Gaga and that face are just mocking us now. I hope you realize that and by you, I mean the world, because she’s pretending to be an artist, while just being a fuckin’ clown and anyone who thinks this is interesting, or cerebral, on some next level shit is a fuckin’ idiot who is just jumpin on the bandwagon cuz they are followers, gay poser, because no straight dude would get down to this, and no real fag would respect any of this. I encourage any stalker weirdo out there who wants to kidnap her, to stop plotting and make a fuckin’ move, cuz I’m tired and starting to get angry, and regret that I grabbed her ass when I saw her in the club, when I should have stabbed her in the fuckin neck with a broken beer bottle….not because I am a violent person, but because it is my artistic vision….and I think it would contribute to her outfit as a great accessory…with actual purpose…instead of whatever is going on with these Kermit the frogs….assholes…

Pics via FAME PICTURES

Posted in:Costumes|Lady Gaga|Outfits

2009

22

Jul

Kate Walsh Shows Off Her Panties of the Day

Here’s the bitch from Grey’s Anatomy showing her anatomy. Good one you fucking asshole. Whenever I write stupid little bullshit things like that I am forced to try to drown myself in the toilet, now that may sound alright to some of you, but you see, we don’t have water and my wife takes sick shits.

The truth is she isn’t even showing off her anatomy. I can’t see pussy lip. She’s got her fuckin’ underwear on, and it’s not even fuckin’ sheer so I can’t even see bush and I don’t even know if she’s got a fire crotch, or if she’s bald like most redheads who are ashamed with the stigma that comes with being a redhead, but I do know she has had sex with Drew Carey and if that doesn’t give you hope, I don’t know what will. Sure he’s a multimillionaire and you aren’t, but maybe she was into him cuz he was bald, fat and wore glasses…right…

On a sidenote, she’s going thru a divorce, so this just be some kind of desperate mating call….

Pics via FAME PICTURES

Posted in:Kate Walsh|Panties

2009

22

Jul

Naomi Watts in Shitty Mom Bikini Pictures of the Day

There’s nothing like pictures of a new mother in a bikini to remind you that having kids is a fucking mistake and that when you are stupidly knocked up because you think that is what you are meant to do, or because you are trying to keep a motherfucker in lock down and it is the only way he’ll keep talking to you, or because you are religious and think that it God intended you to have the fuckin’ thing, get an abortion and I am not just saying that because I am working a business plan for funeral services for abortions and marketing the shit outside the aboriton clinic, I am saying it because look at what not getting an abortion does to your ass…

Posted in:Bikini|Mom|Naomi Watts

2009

22

Jul

Bai Ling Showin’ Off Skin of the Day

The beauty of Asian women is that I can never tell how old they are. I know Bai Ling’s been around longer than I’ve been doing the site and that she is likely in her mid to late 40s, but for some reason she doesn’t look like she’s aged a fuckin’ day since I started this shit. Her body is still tight, her nipples still long, and I assume her pussy still as tight as the sweatshop owner she used to work for who I know claimed it was when she was 12 and a good sport about getting paid with rape. I don’t actually know a sweatshop owner, i guess it’s just a sick fantasy of mine that I live out everytime I try to speak binary code to the chinese girls I meet, you know bust out my calculator and type in series of 0s and 1s, cuz I read that’s what robots understand, hoping one of them will let me play with their ageless vaginas, but they find me offensive and he police don’t usually buy my “I thought she was a councillor” when I get caught buying one I met in daycamp ice cream….

Pics via FAME PICTURES

Posted in:Bai Ling|Clothes

2009

22

Jul

Nicolette Sheridan Suckin’ Bottles of the Day

< I wish I could get excited about watching a girl suck on a water bottle makes it easy to imagine them suckin' a dick. It makes it even easier if you have the picture of her doing it, cuz all it takes is a little photoshop, and next thing you know you are reliving your Michael Bolton blowjob fantasy you've had since you first saw his flowing blonde hair when you were 12, you know because he spent the last decade fuckin' this cunt. Literally. I mean unless he's only into anal and dating chicks is just for show, because his audience is primarily women, and if they knew what the rest of us knew, maybe they'd stop buying his albums and jerking off to his liner notes like it was still the '80s.

Posted in:Bottle|Nicolette Sheridan

2009

22

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Happy Legs of the Day

So I emailed Samantha Ronson asking for her BBM because I was given a Blackberry last week, she told me she didn’t use BBM, so I’m on facebook and her status is asking whether she should download the new BBM 5.1, so not only does bitch use BBM, she also knows the fuckin’ version of software she uses, and when I called her out on it. she just ignored me…..Lesbians….They are such penis haters….If I had a pussy, she’d be all up on this like she was all up on Lohan back before she was famous.

Here is Lohan and her legs lookin’ happy to be alive, look at the smile on her face, the same face that lets vagina get smeared all over it, and for some reason I find that such a hard thing to visualize, despite Lohan’s sexually history, I just can’t see her fuckin guys or girls, she’s more of the passed out in the corner puking kind of girl….

I wonder why she is so happy, I guess she got her STD tests back and she passed, because it is hard for lesbians to transmit the HIV virus to each other unless they have cuts in their mouths.

Or Maybe it’s just a beautiful day in Hollywood….

Overall, I really don’t give a fuck…..

Posted in:Happy|Legs|Lindsay Lohan

2009

22

Jul

A Sad Day for Muff Road of the Day

Fox is perverted. They did a story on Muff Road having to change its name in some town in New Zealand because people are stealing the signs for I guess their frat houses, because I can’t see why anyone would want a Muff Road sign, unless they were homos trying to hide their homosexuality by living in a house with a bunch of men and fucking chicks together, with decor representative of manliness like sports posters to show your guest that you can’t be gay, even though you live with a bunch of dudes, cuz you like football, and your empty beer and booze bottle collections, to show your guests how much you can drink, cuz you’re a man who fucks chicks with the boys, and you’re shelf with your porn collection, and old posters of Pam Anderson and a stack of Playboy’s since you’re not Gay even though you’re “frat mates” shove broom handles in your ass.

The whole thing is totally not newsworthy, but made it on the news, because I guess the people at this local Fox affiliate thought it is funny because Muff means vagina and felt they needed to share it with the tri state area…or wherever their shit is broadcast.. Do you get it? I mean the joke, I don’t mean actual muff, know you don’t get actual muff….

Posted in:Muff Road

2009

22

Jul

Some Slut Named Patrizia Daddario Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

I didn’t know who this bitch was – so I googled it….

Over seven pages in the Spanish magazine Interviu, Patrizia D’Addario poses in a series of see-though tops alongside a swimming pool at a villa in Rome.
Little more than a stone’s throw away is the Palazzo Gravioli, the Rome residence of Silvio Berlusconi. It was inside the walls of the Palazzo where the blonde escort claims she slept with the Italian Prime Minister.

You’d think the Italian Prime Minister would have a little better taste and if he was to bang a whore, he’d do one that was worth banging, not that all women aren’t worth banging, just when you are in a position of power you can leave the table scraps for the rest of us, instead of giving the table scraps some kind of ego, when that ego should be reserved for models. Motherfucker’s screwing up the whole chain of fuckin’ command….

Here are those pics…

Posted in:Bikini|Patrizia Daddario|Photoshoot|Thong|Topless|Wet

2009

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Beyonce was in town. I only found out after the show started. Not that I would have gone. I am just surprised that she never reached out and personally to invite me to the show, to party or even back to her hotel room to eat fried chicken and by fried chicken, I mean her pussy (that’s the name we’ve given it because shit’s got the same consistency and smell) and I’m pretty offended, I mean after all these years of defending and praising her fat, disgusting, jealous of Rihanna and responsible of Jennifer Hudson’s family getting murdered, while pussy whippin’ Jay Z like shit was a gun and he was still sellin rock ass, she should say my name bitch….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Fergie Has a Lady Bulge
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Because The Chances of You Meeting a Girl in Real Life Today Are Slim to Non
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How Awesome Does The Most Recent Dyke Fight of Sam Ronson and Lohan Sound?
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10 ButterFaces You’d Still Fuck
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Bruno?! Borat?! WTF?!!
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Jaslene Gonzalez is a hot ass supermodel whore
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When Dance Dance Revolution Ends in a Fight…
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Jenn Aniston May Be Desperate, but MAN She’s got a Tight Ass
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who Can Dance More Slutty is Probably Not a Contest You Want to Win
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An Army of Children or Not, I’d Still Bang Angelina Jolie
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The Kama Sutra for Fat People
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This Infomercial Spoof is Amazing!!
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Stripfilm of the Day
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IF Cameron Diaz is Banging Everyone, Then Hopefully I Am Next!
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I Can’t Wait To See How Big Kendra Wilkinson’s Tits Get
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Of Course the Fucking Japs Are Nuts For Harry Potter
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I Wish Victoria Beckham Would Dress Like a Slut More
Cause Right Now She’s Making My Boner Sad
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Britney Spears is Still a Slut and I Like It
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Kate Brenner is Washing Her Car
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If Megan Fox Turns Down a Bond Role, She is an Idiot
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So, Are These the ‘Unofficial’ Members of the Pussycat Dolls, Or What
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Britney Spears Looks Like Her Old, Airbrushed, Bangable Self in the Pics
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Luna’s Giving You a Cam Show
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Epic Snow Mobile Fail
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Bai Ling Could Be Nicole Richie’s New Step Mother
I Swear You Can’t Make This Shit Up
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Sexy, Hardcore Slut
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Sandra Shine in Red Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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April Scott is Lookin Good as Always
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These Then and Now Photos Are Actually Pretty Awesome
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I Think The Real Question is Who Doesn’t Hate Katherine Heigl?
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If Joe Jackson Was a Perfect Father, I Am Thin, Educated and Sober
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Remember Kylie Minogue in That Fucking White Dress That Gave You Such a Boner It Hurt?
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Meet Michaela, She’s Expecting You
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Remember Gena Lee Nolan From Baywatch
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Rachel Star and Her Booty Are On the Stairs
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Shawna Lee Puts Most Girls To Shame
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I’d Bang Emmanuelle Chriqui and I Know You Would Too
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Bam Margera is Drinking Himself to Death
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Move Over Ike and Tina, Here Are Your Successors!!
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It’s Party Time
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How Many Bitches Have Fake Tits…I Know of At Least One in This Picture…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

21

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt in her White Bikini of the Day

I hate this useless whore of a woman and everything she does. I don’t know how I can post more bikini pictures of her because they all kinda spill into each other and are exactly the fucking same, except when she’s whoring herself for her greek shipping billionaire who she wallet fucks because the world has no room for a 40 year old fake titty Swedish girl anymore, well at least not this played out 40 year old fake titty Swedish girl, because Swedish girls are supposed to naturally have big tits, and maybe that’s where her insecurity all started back when she lost Miss Sweden pageant to a real Swedish girl, and she had to rush to the plastic surgeon to make good and I guess who really cares….

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt|White Bikini

2009

21

Jul

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I met a girl off an internet forum a lot of years ago because I was in jail or some group home shit and had access to the internet. She wrote me romantic bullshit about how she loved me and I had nothing else going on for me so I went a long with it. She sent me pictures of herself and she looked beautiful and someone I could really connect with, maybe even someone who would get me out of the hell life I was living so I agreed to meet her in person, thinking the worst that will happen is she’ll be a 50 year old dude with a gun ready to rape me and at that point in my life, that didn’t even seem so bad, so I relieved when I saw her and realized that the picture she had sent me must have been 20 years old, and bitch was a fuckin’ pig of a woman, but I had nothing better to do so went along with the date, fucked her because I was horny and 6 months later married her becuase I figured she’d give me the good life, I was wrong…

Here’s some shit goin on in the stepFORUM

Register to See Everything and Get Involved!
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———Celebs———

HOT – Eva Wyrwal TOPLESS from the Nuts Website (NSFW)
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Scarlett Johansson in a sexy photoshoot
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HOT – Jemma Palmer – Gladiator Inferno (SFW)
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Gisele Bundchen White Tee in Hotel Room
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Emma Watson – Elle UK August 2009
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Nastia Liukin – 2009 ESPY Awards
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Karissa & Kristina Shannon – Miss July & August at Playboy (SFW)
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Alyssa Milano *Topless* in Bikini Magazine (NSFW)
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Sarah Michelle Gellar – Still amazing
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Anna Faris – Funny People premiere
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Annalynne McCord in a Very Tiny Pink Bikini
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley – Topless in Exit Mag (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus- Personal Candids
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Leslie Mann – Funny People World Premiere
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Jessica Szohr MGM Grand at Foxwoods
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Alessandra Ambrosio shopping at Cross Creek
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———Random——–

Real Girls (NSFW)
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Website Naming Disasters
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Turtle Orgasm (video)
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Corporate structure
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Cialis Ad Done Right ! (video)
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Teh Booty (NSFW)
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Find All your FREE STUFF here!
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All the Comics you could ever want
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Stuff God Hates
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The Real World Cancun (Season 22)
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I am – Random Link of the Day (click me!)
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———E-books———

Milton – Paradise Lost
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Yoga Ejaculation Self control
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Ultimate guide to anal sex for women
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———Audio Books———

All the John Grisham BookS
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C.E. Murphy – The Negotiator Trilogy
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———Sleaziness———

Elle B “Prado” (Met Art)
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NaughtyAtlethics – Kiara Diane+photo
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Mom’s Anal Adventure Kelly
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Randoms By Pisceschef
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Sasha Grey – Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex
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FuckedHard 18 – Gracie
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Carina “Take Me” (Errotica Archives)
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Big Mouthful: Hot Blond Anal
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Sex in Strange Places…Underwater Sex Video
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OnlyTeenBlowjobs – Rebecca Riley
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“Miley” Another Scene From Amateur Allure
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Old Black Magic #7
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Bailey “On The Floor” (Breath Takers)
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This Freaky White broad could get it – Ricky White
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More ams
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I dare you to click into this shit!
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Posted in:stepFORUM