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2010

06

Jul

Ginger Spice Whores Out in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of a fiesty Ginger Spice who must feel the biological clock’s battery running out and is doing her best to use it before it dos….Everyone knows a bitch in animal print is a bitch in the mood to fuck, and a bitch in the mood to fuck is the kind of bitch who rubs up on her man half naked, and a bitch in fucking heat is usually a bitch with swollen tits, and when you put all that shit together, you get Ginger Spice and it is safe to say that after these pics were taken, she went upstairs to her room and let some loads get dropped inside her, fingers crossed for more breeding…

So here is a glimpse into her July 4th weekend even though she’s british and doesn’t celebrate the shit…but does when it comes to getting noticed by the paprazzi which makes her feel more relevant…

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2010

06

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

You may take breaks or days off because you’re a lazy fucking pig with no drive, ambition or purpose- but the news never does….so here’s some of the latest goin on in the hopeless world we live in…

Viagra Increases Rate of STDs

Indiana Man Upset Son Sees Porn on iPad at Best Buy
A demo iPad featured a photo of a man’s genitals when a boy saw the image at the Indiana store.

The 20-year-old man, who wants to remain anonymous, but calls himself the Viper, recently caught the attention of police in Columbia, Tennessee. Officers stopped the man just after midnight Wednesday when they spotted him in this costume.

Fake Mouse Trick on Red Sox Announcer

Reality TV NEWS – Cuz It May Not Be Real – But it is Fucking Stupid

Jake and Vienna Awkward Reunion on The Bachelor

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2010

06

Jul

Lindsay Lohan See Through For Old Times of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Lindsay Lohan anymore, not that I ever did, but there was a time I targeted her and wrote about her as often as possible, hoping she’d think I was a stalker and press charges, leading to my entry into America on Access Hollywood or some shit, but instead she’s just a cunty brat who thinks she is more important than she is, even though she is fucking broke and can’t get work and is just a reminder of what she was, which was really nothing special, nothing more than a young pussy worth fucking, even though all young pussy is worth fucking….further proving that bitch was never anything more than hype….hype she is trying to revive wearing a see thru shirt…hype that would only be revived with a lesbian sex tape…and even that wouldn’t revive her shit for more than a week or two cuz she’s done…..

She’s in court today, also part of her latest PR campaign, hoping to get noticed, and I just can’t wait til it all ends, cuz it’s boring as fuck….and that’s all I have to say about that.


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2010

06

Jul

Lara Bingle in a Bikini of the Day

Lara Bingle is the body of Speedo from Australia who I have never heard of. but who has apparently stirred up a lot of fucking shit, because like other low level famous pussy, she gets mad when people post her pictures when she doesn’t look her best, so she sues them….and she only likes when people post her staged pictures like the ones from the 4th of July, where bitch is pretending to care about the USA, despite being from fuckin’ Australia and clearly only cares about the USA to get work, make money and live the dream, and there’s nothing more that I hate about pussy than when it acts like this kind of fake shit…that people actually buy into….except maybe for when these fame hungry cunts sue even though we’re giving them free publicity they need to reach their drema life of fame…something they clearly aren’t qualified for cuz they cry with lawsuits when people are mean to them along the way…useless…


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2010

06

Jul

Debra Messing in a Bikini of the Day

Debra Messing was a one-hit wonder in the TV sitcom world, she was just lucky enough that her one-hit happened to be a huge fucking show where she made stupid fucking money. She played some fag hag on Will & Grace and I fucking hate fag hags whether they are legit in real life or just characters on a horrible TV show that should have never been made, mainly because fag hags are ugly sluts, and try to act “fabulous” and “luxurious” and bitchy because they think that is what they are supposed to do cuz that’s how gay guys act, despite the fact that real men don’t like their girls to be fags and if they did they would probably also be fags and that’s why fag hags always stay single and rely on their fag to cry to about how all the good men are married or gay….cunts…

That said, her old body is in a bikini top and there’s nothing exciting about this, but that’s cuz there’s nothing exciting about Debra Messing….except maybe her name cuz it reminds me of cumming on clean panties and messing them up..but that’s pretty unrelated to these pics…

Pics via Fame

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2010

06

Jul

Amanda DeCadanet’s Fat Tits of the Day

The unfortunate story behind these pictures is that I was misinformed when downloading and uploading and wasting my time on them becaue I was told she was an ex-supermodel who turned fat and I thought shit was hysterical and good to laugh at, knowing that some of you woulda been into her fat tits, cuz I have known many dudes over my life who only need fat tits to get off and don’t care that the rest of the girl they met off internet chat for a blow job is also fat, so it was like the best of both worlds….you get tits, I get jokes, we all live happily ever after, except maybe the bitch in the pictures cuz looking like that makes living happy a serious challenge….but it turns out she was never a fucking supermodel, she was a photographer who took pictures of supermodels and really whether she was skinny before and fat now makes no fucking difference at all because bitches turning fat is only funny when it is the hot bitch who wouldn’t fuck you or the hot bitch who made a living off being the hot bitch, and not when bitch is just an everyday nobody cuz that’s just depressing and as a man with a fat wife, I feel her husband’s pain..but at least you still get pictures of some fat tits and that’s really all you’re here for…user.

Pics via Fame

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2010

06

Jul

Ines Sastre in Her Bikini of the Day

Ines Sastre is some 38 year old Spanish model and actress who has the body of a 38 year old Spanish mother that she has become, but she’s in a bikini, she’s not hollywood trash and she has a vagina making her good enough for me even if she’s not as good as she might have once been.

Pics via Fame

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2010

06

Jul

Ice T Walks His Whore while she Walks her Dog of the Day

If you are wondering the chain of command at the Ice T household, it’s pretty obvious in these pictures. He walks Coco, not because he thinks she’s too fat, he’s black and loves the shit and not because she needs to take a piss and he’s tired of her making in the house, but because he bought Coco to work exclusively for him and staged a marriage because it looks better to the authorities as marriage is the socially acceptable prostitution….and she walks her dog, not because she cares about whether the dog gets exercised, but because in a oppressed life where you sell your soul by selling your pussy, it’s nice to be the boss of something…

Here are her stupid tits…

Pics via Fame

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2010

06

Jul

Marisa Miller is the Earth’s Sexiest Woman of the DAy

I know people who work at these magazines and these lists and titles they come up with are all bullshit. There is no actual science, voting, logic behind this shit, they just write it and idiots believe it, but I don’t really care because I like seeing bitches doing any physical labor, especially when they have amazing bodies that, espeically when those amazing bodies are half naked, it is the kind of shit that just numbs me and makes me forget how annoying these asshole magazines are…and I guess they’ve figured out the magic formula to brainwash men everywhere and I’m pretty sure it didn’t take a team of experts for that…but I guess for today I’m glad it happened…especially since they photoshopped the fuck out of her face so that it didn’t look as haggard as a 40 year old ex stripper with a coke problem….like it normally does…

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2010

06

Jul

Jessica Simpson’s Belly of the Day

I’m thinking Jessica Simpson finally found a sperm donor cuz this kind of body is one that must be pregnant, that or she’s just pregnant on BBQ, making it unfortunate that she’s a white Christian girl from the south who isn’t culturally allowed to date black dudes, cuz I know black would be all over this, paritially cuz black guys are into fat white chicks, especially when they are blonde,they also love BBQ as much as she does, they also love gangster living and with her money, they can afford the Bentley, the mansion, the cognac and the strippers they can convince her she wants in her living room at all times, provided he tells her that he loves her to make her feel wanted when she’s not too busy eating, but more importantly, black dudes are real fucking fertile and that’s good enough to show Ashlee she’s not the only Simpson sister with a uterus, and who really cares, cuz she looks disgusting, and is just proof the American philosophy that Bigger is Better in this patriotic time of year, is not actual fact and doesn’t apply to all things….

Pics via Fame

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2010

06

Jul

Megan Fox Must Be Pregnant of the Day

Maybe it is herpes. Maybe it is suicide thanks to her career being over. Or maybe it’s the next best thing to an STD that sticks with you for life that isn’t deadly, but might as well be cuz your life is pretty much over once it’s too late to get a Third Trimester abortion….cuz shit is illegal in America and you don’t trust the medical system in China….

And here’s Megan Fox in pregnant chick pants with a fatter ass that even the security guard was confused about now that she doesn’t have to work anymore cuz she’s recently married to a man with 90210 residual checks because no one wants a kid out of wedlock, except maybe the black chick down the hall, but that bitch is just seriously fertile…

That’s not to say she is pregnant, but it is to say it wouldn’t be that much of a stretch since she’s got pretty much nothing else going on and the timing would make sense…ya heard Megan Fox Lawyers who have nothing better to do that to sue me for saying she’s pregnant, since there aren’t many contracts to read…

Pics via Fame

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2010

06

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures of the Day

Anyone who reads this site will know that I hate Victoria Silvstedt as much as I hate Lara Stone, because both of this bitches don’t have any real business being known, and aren’t really known, cuz no one I know has ever heard of either of them, but for some reason, they both send out lawyers letters everytime a motherfucker posts pictures of them on their honeymoon, or getting eaten out by some midget billionaire like some weird sex circus act, and whenever I get threatened to get sued, I get angry…cuz when you are a low level fame whore who chose that life, you should be thanking anyone who notices you jumping up and down in the corner with your tits hanging out like the fat kid in school eager to not be the last pick for the kickball game at recess, if you know what I mean….

Either way, here are her old fake tits….

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2010

06

Jul

Katy Perry Does Esquire Video of the Day

As the unofficial Katy Perry fan site who can’t stand Katy Perry’s songs, performance, persona, body, attitude, voice, boyfriend, fashion sense, dancing skills, look, haircut, ankles, ass and pretty much everything else there is about her, but can appreciate her big ol’ tits, I have no choice but to post this video of her from her Esquire shoot….

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2010

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am glad it was the July 4th weekend because I was actually planning on posting on the site but one thing lead to another and next thing you know I’m running away from some slut who caught me taking pics of her tanning in the park…and I’m not much of a runner, especially in extreme heat.

So next thing you know her boyfriend is bugging out cuz him and all his meathead friends don’t see the humor in me videotaping his chick half naked so I just got home now…..so I got a day off without planning on taking one, but I guess I’m the last person who needs one, cuz entire life is pretty much a fucking vacation even when I update my stupid site that sucks the life out of me for two ungrateful readers….

And here are today’s steplinks from sites who were less lazy and adventurous than me today….

Alicia Keys is Falling – VIDEO
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Because I’d Be Real Fucking Surprised If You Got Any Pussy This Weekend
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Now That’s a Sexy Redhead – VIDEO
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Hot Girls Whose Tits Are So Big They Can’t See Their Feet
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The 10 Biggest Partiers in Sports
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Commando Bikini Girl Hotness
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James Bond Girl Eva Green is Naked
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Wig or No Wig, I’d Still Bang Raquel Welch
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So Here’s What Jessica Simpson and Her Tits Have Been Up To
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Brandi is Doing a Cam Dance – VIDEO
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Gues What She’s Shoving Up Her Pussy – VIDEO
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Rihanna Versus Beyonce, Take Your Pick
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Meet Pania Rose
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Cat Fiiiiiiight! – VIDEO
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Small Girl, Big Vagina
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Drama at the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
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Well Hey There Gloria
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Miley Grabbing Her Crotch And Doing Other Adult Things
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Candace and AJ Get Their Lesbian On
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Katherine McPhee is Looking Bangable
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Irina Sheik In Lingerie
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A Little Bit of Halle Berry
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Russian Spy Anna Chapman is Topless, Sort Of
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Kayden Kross’s Pajama Party
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Gisele Bundchen – VIDEO
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I Love an Asian Hottie
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Check Out Marketa Belonoha
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Busty Teen Gets Naked on the Web Cam
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Katy Perry’s Insane Cleavage is a Good Distraction From Her Face
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TV Hat? Really? Is This Where We’re At?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Argentina vs Brazil, Painted Hotties
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Anishya Sue Reyes is Fucking Hot
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25 Videos to Celebrate America
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And Another Chick Fight – VIDEO
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A Little Kate Moss Action
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Lupe is Busting Out of Her Bikini
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How To Be “Macho Man” Randy Savage: A Practical Guide
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Models Convinced To Show Boobs (Yay!)
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Remember America Is Only Good for The Sluts It Breeds
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2010

05

Jul

Anna Faris and Chris Evans Naked on Set of the Day

They are saying these pictures of Anna Faris on set are of a body double, but I don’t think Anna Faris is the caliber of actor pussy that gets a body double in the budget, you know since her career is based on her being the talentless chick they hire cuz guys want to fuck her, the hot chick who can’t act but who has good cleavage and looks like a pornstar who “got away”, and really who cares who the pictures are of, there’s a naked flat ass pulling down her panties and that always works for me no matter who is doing it whether bitch is awake, asleep, alive or not….


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