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2011

01

Nov

Amanda Seyfried at a Movie Premiere in Shining Shorts of the Day

I may post on Amanda Seyfried too much, but as the unofficial Amanda Seyfried fan site, because Amanda Seyfried is my favorite pussy in Hollywood, you know the new Lohan…..I have no choice….

If you’re wondering why I like her, other than the obvious reason, that she’s hot….then I’ll list the reasons here…She gets naked in movies, completely naked, and when naked, has sex scenes, with both men and women and she doesn’t buy into the whole celebrity thing, she doesn’t work the paparazzi like an attention seeking, if anything she’s fucking miserable, boring, and unshowered for the paparazzi in a not giving a fuck cuz she knows she’s hot kind of way….

She’s played the celeb thing right…and I predict a long career, until getting pregnant and ruining herself….and as long as I’m alive and she’s around, I’ll be watching from afar, penis in hand….

Here she is at a movie premiere in some shorts so shiny I can see myself in them…

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2011

01

Nov

Fergie’s Neck is Scarier than Any Costume of the Day

Here are some picture of Fergie dressed up as what I assume is a Toddler in a Tiara, because that’s TLC’s kiddie porn show all the perverts are masturbating to, increasing their ratings, making them think it’s something that actually interests us, while motivating other moms to abuse their kids into the shit, in efforts of making in on the show, while paving the way for future strippers and pornstars…..

Well, as lovely as Fergie is as a person who once held my hand a few years ago, I think the real costume is whatever’s going on with her neck…it’s turned old lady, and maybe it’s the meth, or maybe it is the natural aging process, but whatever it is….shit’s scary….Could a teen icon from the 90s actually be middle aged….how will I be able to take her dance routine seriously when performing with the Black Eyed Peas….oh right…I never did…

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2011

01

Nov

Heidi Klum Dressed Like Seal Part Two of the Day

Thanks to twitter…I could go through the whole process of Heidi Klum’s second Seal costume, to honor the man who came in her enough times to have a little army together, and unlike yesterday’s scarface costume, today she’s a Monkey, and as a guy who is not a racist, I would never imply Seal is a Monkey because he is of African decent, I obviously, was saying she’s dressed like him, because they are wearing matching costumes…obviously….

That said, I love me some Klum, and she’s wild on Halloween…looks a lot of fun and uses her movie contacts, large amount of disposable income proper, so here are the pics she posted to twitter that I stole to share with you because if you just went to twitter to find it yourself, that’d make me absolutely irrelevant, which luckily I am…but you don’t need to know that…


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2011

01

Nov

Chrissy Tiegan and Kate Upton Hot and Slutty for Halloween of the Day

I wrote to Kate Upton and Chrissy Tiegan, not that they read what I wrote, but that’s the beauty of twitter…..either way I tweeeted to them that I would take their pictures that already live on twitter, save them to my computer, put them up to my site and write some useless drivel about their lives, cuz I don’t have a life of my own, and instead of being at the party with them, offering you my perspective of the shit, I just post their shit along with every other internet loser and say how hot it is….cuz it is hot….

Since I’m a man of his word…sometimes, when it is convenient, here are pics of some bikini models hanging out in costume, one a skeleton getting sucked, the other a toddler in tiara getting her ass sniffed, in a way that makes me wish I wasn’t in a committed relationship with my couch…and reminds us that we were at the wrong party last night…

But luckily re-using other people’s pictures everyone else posts is as good as being there and it is starting to depress me…..but then I look at these pictures and realize how good they are…and that I can’t actually compete, or be depressed when pussy like this exists…. so I’ll just go along with this hotness….along with everyone else….Now here are some good girls using twitter right…

Thanks Chrissy Tiegan and Kate Upton for reminding us life doesn’t suck for everyone…

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2011

01

Nov

Jessica Simpson Hilarious Pregnancy Pic of the Day

I know that Jessica Simpson has a team behind her on this pregnancy publicity stunt, cuz she isn’t clever enough to dress as a “Mummy” on Halloween, the day she decides to announce on her blog that she’s going to be a “Mommy”, even though we were all 90 percent sure she was, even though I liked that 10 percent grey area where it was just where her fatness decided to deposit itself, like the permanently pregnant looking girl who works at Walmart the last 5 years, and who has never given birth…we all know someone like that, and it is always way more joyous when witnessing some unsuspecting asshole congratulate them, far more joyous than the actual miracle of birth cuz it does more self-esteem damage and less vaginal damage, perfect combination for me to get laid….

Either way, now she’s got an excuse for eating for two….at least for a few months…who cares..

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2011

01

Nov

Kate Moss Bikini Pictures of the Day

I love seeing Kate Moss in pretty much any or all situations…there’s just something about her that I’m into…whether it is cuz she’s a top model with a thick pocketbook rocking out, even when pushing 40, or if it cuz she lives a rock and roll, unprotected sex with rockstars who needle share, smearing groupie juice, since rockstars don’t shower, all over her mouth and pussy, while doing drugs like she doesn’t give a fuck or like she’s invincible to AIDS….., or if it is cuz that she’s willing to get naked, cuz once you fuck enough people it feels like everyone has seen you naked, so why bother wearing clothes especially when you’re a model who gets paid to get naked, so most have actually seen you naked….or if it is cuz she’s hot….but Here are her bikini pics in Jamaica…while I ponder.

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2011

01

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Shorts Take the Dog on a Walk of the Day

Love the fact that I know Amanda Seyfried probably lets her dog lick her pussy. I am just saying that because I have a friend in NYC who has a hot young neighbor across the street who constantly lets her dog eat her out, every night, and apparently she’s a seemingly normal person….leading me to think many girls do it…they just don’t talk about it…see cuz dog tongue is far better built and trained to eat pussy and dogs…can’t ever tell on you…you sick fucks…

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2011

01

Nov

Top Women Facial Hair Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Pretty simple, it is Movember, the month of growing a mustache to save a prostate because a prostate is the defining organ of your manhood, it is what controls your orgasm, and without it, you’re better off dead, so raising money for prostate cancer is key, cuz a percentage of us are going to need it, some sooner than others….

So I figured there’d be videos on Youtube of girls with mustaches guys have jerked off to, in keeping up my Youtube is a Fetish site..and here’s what I found…

Girl in Bikini with beard

A Woman with a Beard……

Girls with Mustache in Song….

Not Hot, But to a Mustache Lover, This Thickness is All He needs to envision pounding gently against his pelvis –

Girl Waxing her Mustache…

Guy Gives a Girl a Pube Mustache

NEVER TOOO YOUNG when it comes to Youtube Fetishes….

Ok…so girls with mustache porn or fetish videos aren’t that popular or hot…this post….a bust….a bust with a cause..

So, Girls send in pictures of mustaches drawn on your face…for me to try to jerk off to…I mean to help save prostate cancer…

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2011

01

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

In keeping up with the Halloween spirit, I decided to drink all day and pass out at 11, never leaving my house, only to miss all the real slutty costumes, cuz the real slutty costumes are always saved for the day of and not the saturday before. I failed but that’s all part of sucking at life…

Trampolines: A Montage – VIDEO
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50 Sexiest Sports Hottie TwitPics
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Sexy Halloween Costumes: Mina Stefan vs. the World
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New Anchor Fails Are Always Good for a Laugh – VIDEO
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Jeri Lee is Barely Covered
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Here Come the Bullshit Excuses For Kim Kardashian’s Divorce
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Live Cam Shows, Have Some Fun
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Amateur Big Tits – VIDEO
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A (Very Brief) Photo History of Kim Kardashian’s Failed Marriage
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Reporter Haunted House Fail
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2011

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The funny thing about halloween is that there’s no point in paying attention to all the celeb trash in costume, there is no point in paying attention to strippers on pornstars, because every bitch in your backyard, basement, local coffee shop, or wherever the fuck you keep your women, are all dressed slutty…and that’s what is really worth celebrating…cuz real girls are better than all this celeb shit…or this stripper and pornstar shit….they are most of the time hotter just based on that fact alone….cuz you know they are just doing it for the sheer thrill of being a slut…and not cuz being a slut is their job.

So get ou there…and take it all in…cuz it isn’t gonna happen til next year….I mean unless you’re like me and find a slut in everyone….including not actual sluts, like Thanksgiving sluts and X-Mas sluts….

Enjoy….I’m eating me some candy now…

The Courtney Stodden Halloween Costume was Probably the Highlight of Halloween but I hate Posting on this lie, trash, garbage, so I’ll just let others do it of me
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CONFIRMED: Kim Kardashian is Getting a Divorce After 72 Days
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Live Web Cam Show Hotness
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Ridiculous Fat Kid Dance Off
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Ugly Betty in a Tight Dress
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How To Get Laid at Work…
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Zoe Saldana in Bed with Bradley Cooper
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20 Hottest Sports Halloween Costumes
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Scare Prank Backfires
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Hannah Macintosh is Seriously Sexy
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What Does the Candy Your Neighbors Hand Out on Halloween Say About Them?
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The 50 Hottest Redheads of All Time
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Sophie Turner Is A Sexy Pocahontas
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A Leak of Lohan’s Full Frontal Vadge Pic Has Surfanced and Here It Is
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Guess What Cameron Diaz Was For Halloween?
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Free Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Skinny Girl Pussy Play
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20 Hottest Sports Halloween Costumes
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Brooke Mueller’s See Through Niiple Crazy Face
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Kelloy Brooke Dressed as Bella Swan as Halloween
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Elisabettta Canalis Likes to Bang Her Dad or Something
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Kate Moss Bikini Bod
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Miley Cyrus’ Awesome Halloween Costume
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Cora Skinner Does Lingerie
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How About a Slut With a Little Maturity For a Change
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Laura Dore Gets Sexy for Halloween
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Trick or Treat Sluts
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Shy Girl Seduction – VIDEO
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Bobbi Starr Gets Tied Up Just in Time for a Kinky Halloween
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Gisele Bundchen Covers ‘Harper’s Bazaar Brazil’
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Lexi Bloom Takes It All Off
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Johnny Depp Gives Ricky Gervais a Piece of His Mind
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Bright Colored Dress Brings This Hottie to Life
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Nazanin Boniadi has a Tight Tight Body
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Gotta Love Cat Walk Fails
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Amandine the Stripping Witch
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Gisele and Some Great Bikini Hotness
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Double Puke on One Ride – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger is Leaving on a Jet Plane
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Kate Upton Dressed as Tobasco for Halloween
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Lucy Pinder’s Vampirific Super Cleavage Kicks Off Halloween
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Monkey Video of the Day
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Jennifer Garner’s Not Erotic Halloween Costume
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Jayde Nicole for Halloween
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Lindsay Lohan Has New Teeth – If you FOllowed My Twitter – You’d Know
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Crazy Chainsaw Prank
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Brooke Mueller Braless and Totally See Through Top – Nice Tits, Right Kids?
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Miley Cyrus, Braless Side Boob.
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7 Celebrity Parents Trick Or Treating with their Shitty Kids
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Kris Jenner Killed Nicole Simpson, Then Probably Banged OJ
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Big Bad Hot Chick Wolf
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Ridiculous Pinocchio Costume
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2011

31

Oct

Brooke Mueller Halloween See Thru of the Day

Brooke Mueller is some coke whore who was married to Charlie Sheen, who had his kids, and who is on serious payroll from him, because of the whole “whore” part of coke whore, and it is only natural that she’d bring her shitty tits out to some kid Halloween party, cuz the medicated, ex sluts who are still technically whore mothers, are always the ones who forget to wear bras, all starving for attention and demanding it any chance they get….even in the most inappropriate of places….


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2011

31

Oct

Paz de la Huerta Does Halloween of the Day

I am a sick man…

I have no idea why I love this Paz de la Huerta chick…I just know everytime I post pictures of her, people write in calling me disgusting…

I know that she looks like a dirty hipster coke whore you’d find at the after party on an hour of sleep the last 72 hours, dancing something crazy in some outfit that’s just as crazy…

She looks like she may smell in some hipster party girl that has seen a lot of promoter dick, drug dealer dick, DJ dick, indy rock band dick….and forget to shower each time….

But I just can’t get enough of her…

Whether she’s Showing Bush on Boardwalk Empire or uncrossing her legs in boardwalk empire or Fucking in Boardwalk Empire …..or whether she’s NAKED IN SOME ART FAG MOVIE…. NAKED FOR SOME HIPSTER FASHION MAG ….in a IN A LINGERIE CAMPAIGN FOR AGENT PROVOCATUER ….or Naked and Unshowered for Terry Richardson

I dig it….Here she is for Halloween….

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2011

31

Oct

J Woww’s Halloween Costume on Twitter of the Day

See….I hate the Jersey Shore and their entire cast. I hate everything they represent and the fact the public bought into the shit…and I hate Snooki more than life itself…because listening to her and looking at her is equally disgusting…uninteresting and annoying….

But this J.Woww bitch, equally as shitty as Snookie, only she’s the kind of bitch I can handle looking at. You know fake tits prior to fame cuz she wanted to strip or be a Gogo dancer in a club, as cheesy as that is, is at least better than looking like a troll piece of shit…

So seeing her in her costume, is far better than seeing her friend in a costume, even if both represent the devil or at least the fall of fucking society….Enjoy.

Video….

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2011

31

Oct

Bridget Marquardt Goes as a Playboy Bunny Because She is One of the Day

Nothing like a 40 year old woman dressed like a Playboy bunny, I’m sure this is the costume the slutty mom pulls out for her Halloween party, cuz she works out and wants to show it off to all the men, cuz being a mom really takes away from dreams of being a Playboy bunny…..

But it loses it’s appeal…when she was a Playboy bunny, and Playboy has been pretty much her everything, and without Playboy she’d be nothing….

It would make far more interesting if she wore something that was a little less literal…considering it’s not like she’s some 45 year old who was in Playboy when she was 20 and everyone’s forgot….this bitch is Playboy’s marketing campaign for just 2 years ago…so this costume isn’t even a costume and that defeats Halloween….Bridget Marquardt has ruined the spirit of Halloween…..one bunny ear at a time.

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2011

31

Oct

Danish Singer Medina Showing Tit of the Day

I have never heard of Medina….but the caption along with these pictures read that she’s some Danish Singer…that I’m only posting about because I love her costume…even if I don’t really love anything about her…there’s something that I appreciate about a see through shirt with no bra…it is like it is high fashion…and legit…where most other girls try to hide their tits….when celebrating them gets you far more attention….cuz really they are just tits, who fucking cares if the world sees them….but for some reason every girl you know does…she thinks her tits are sacred, or at least that her nipples are, cuz they rock cleavage in costume, but I’ve yet to see much nipple, proving that sluty costumes just aren’t slutty enough for me….so leave it to the euro trash to bring it…and that’s exactly what Medina’s doing…

Here she is in video…for her song GUTTER – Which is Some Serious Euro Trash….

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