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2011

02

May

Jennifer Hudson is Less Fat than Christina Aguilera of the Day

Sucks to be Christina Aguliera….

I mean sure she looks like shit and has been laughed at for being a dumpy pig the last year or more, and sure she’s a mom and moms have a right to be fatter than chicks with unused wombs, but no matter any way you look at it, it always sucks when a fat chick who is known for being fat is skinnier than you, even if that fat chick spent the last year on a treadmill, eating salad, and getting her stomach stapled, shit doesn’t matter, cuz in everyone’s mind, the newly skinny fat chick is still fat, including in the mind of the newly fat chick, making the whole thing a depressing, sloppy mess that I wish involved a pool full of pudding to see who eats their way out of it fastest while wrestling each other to the death, Hudson’s got muscles and drive, while Aguilera’s got girth and size….both probably unable to focus on the match at hand, cuz both would be too busy stuffing their fat chick faces….cuz fat chicks are all the same when it comes to food….They love to eat it…whether they puke it up or accpept their fat chick fate or not….if you know what I mean.

Mary J Blige Brought her tits to the event, they weren’t really worthy of a post of their own, but figure that as unsexy as they may be, they are better than comparing fat chicks and their fatness…..cuz fat chicks are for late drunk nights when in need of a blowjob.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Jennifer Hudson

2011

02

May

Kelly Rowland in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kelly Rowland pretending she’s not bitter Beyonce shut down Destiny’s Child to start her solo career and take over the charts, you know sending Kelly Rowland off to fend for herself cuz her dad wasn’t their manager, you know getting what Beyonce felt was always hers, knowing the meat and potatos of Destiny’s Child was carried on her back with her talent, while the other cunts were just filler, like bread crumbs in the burger of bad music….because let’s face it, being in Beyonce and the Destiny Children has allowed her to live a pretty great life, filled with money, great sevice, luxury, and that’s a lot better than working the local Texan Popeye’s while singing in a choir on weekends only to be told everyday how she coulda made it if she hadn’t got knocked up, like so many other Americans who have more talent than the trash who actually gets famous.

Life’s unfair and then you die like Bin Laden, deal with it.

Posted in:Kelly Rowland

2011

02

May

Christina Milian’s Hot Mom Ass and Scary Mom Stomach in a Bikini of the Day

I am guessing these are pictures of Christina Milian with her chubby twin sister, who I doubt is a natural blonde, but who assume has had less babies but has eaten more fried food than Milian….

I do not love how Milian’s stomach looks post baby, if anything it looks like some kind of war zone, but I guess that’s just how mom bodies work, and being a mom means throwing away the sexy slut with one hit, who’s video we all jerked off to back in the late 90s. At risk of quoting Blink 182, I guess this is growing up…and it’s pretty miserable…Even though I’d like to eat this asshole, but maybe that’s cuz I am ugly, but it’s probably cuz my wife is substantially more obese and dumpy than this shit. Sucks to be me.

Posted in:Christina Milian

2011

02

May

Maria Menounos in a Bikini of the Day

I prefer when Maria Menounos is Flashing her Cunt on the beach…because really without a pussy flash, Maria Menounos is just another bitch in a bikini on a beach, and sure we’ll all talk about it cuz we are losers and have nothing better to do, but she could have embraced the pussy flash and done it again, making her the pussy flasher, something we’d all hold close to our heart…you know something with purpose, meaning and a legacy, but instead she keeps shit boring. Fuck her for ending what coulda been a good thing…almost as good as the fact that Greeks love getting fucked up the ass, cuz they have natural asshole lubricants that other cultures don’t have, and I know this cuz I’ve fucked a greek up the ass and it was nothing but smooth sailing…until I went back into her vaginally and she went nuts over the possibility of a UTI cuz I guess she went down that chocolate covered road before. True story…

To See Some More Pics of her in a Bikini
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Posted in:Maria Menounos

2011

02

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not just waking up because I was up all night celebrating the death of some useless figurehead of terrorism. I was not changting USA USA USA like some ignorant fuck who actually believes terrorism is over cuz the dying face of terrorism was killed. I am just waking up because my masturbation to Ivanka Trump was interrupted by the news that came 10 years too late for people to actually care….news not worth waiting around at my creepy neighbor’s house to see Obama dressed like the US Flag, saying Be all you can be, or some other patriotic bullshit that is just bullshit, but that you all believe in cuz it is the American way…maybe I’m just a hater…maybe it’s racism…all I know is I don’t really give a fuck…but here are my Morning Links at noon anyway…

When Your Band’s Only Fan Is this Guy, It’s Probably Time You Start a New Band
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The Best Summer Bodies in Sports
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Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Jersey Shore Angelina’s Fiance Calls Off Engagement (Read: He’s Not The Father)
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You’re Gonna Fall In Love With Emmaly Lugo
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Fire Cracker Wake Up
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Bendy Cheerleader Fucks a Dildo
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College Hottie rocks a Football Jersey and Nothing Else
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Drunk Slut at a college Party
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Posted in:MHD

2011

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still jerking off to a handful of Candian quarters. Partially because I have a hard time cumming, but mainly in anticipation of the day Kate Middleton’s bikini pictures to be on the head side…if you know what I mean….

Not that I care about this Royal Wedding shit….but everyone else does cuz they don’t realize it’s all marketing to increase the stock of the Royal Family with the commoners….

But I took the day off anyway, cuz I like to pretend I’m a british nobel….so I went to the park and a lady let me hold her baby while drunk, I played with dogs in the park while drunk, I interracted with crackwhores in a Wendy’s and I am currently trying to get more drunk to wash off the piss smell those crackwhores left on my leg…. this is the life of a loser….

So Who Wants to See Megan Fox Look Like a Bird Hooker?
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If Kate Middleton Was Smart, She Would Have Worn This to Her Wedding and Shaken Things Up a Bit
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Naked Girls Getting Naked and Slutting Nakedly
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Free Webcam Sluts
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Pippa Middleton Showing Her Royal Wedding Its…
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Web Cam sluts to Waste Your Weekend With
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BVest Use for a Motorized Scooter Iève Seen All Day
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Irina Shayk And Susan Sarandon: Who Would You RatherÉ
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Charlie Sheen Should Really Go Back to Banging Denise Richards
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Vacation Sluts a Plenty Await
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Cam Shows that Won’t Cost You a Dime
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Cute Amateur Shows Off For the Cam
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WTF Photo of the Day featuring Karl Lagerfeld
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Sports’ Dumbest Criminals
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Whitney Port Bikini Lip Slip
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Nicki Minaj, Just Cause
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Guess Whose Knocked Up
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WTF Are David and Victoria Beckham Wearing?
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Padma Lakshmi’s is Nekkid
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Elsa Hosk and Elsa Crafoord Make Girl on Girl Artsy and Shit
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Gallery of Drunks
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Rosa Acosta Self Shots
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Daughter Of The Year: Woman Gets Popped For Buying Hooker For 80-Year-Old Daddy
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Julia Ann and Katie Kox Are Pussy Loving
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Lucy Pinder Topless Boobtastic Royalty Themed Photoshoot
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Man I Love Emma Stone
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Hailey is One Hot Brunette
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Brooklyn Decker SI Swimsuit 2010 Photo Shoot
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Weird Stripy Fashion Babe
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I’d Bang Nina Dobrev
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Random Friday Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ms Pac Man’sTerrible Secret
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Mom Rubs One Out
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Happy Birthday Kelly Bensimon
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Check Out Bryci
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Donald Trump is a Fucking Idiot – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Tits And Ass Are Mezmerizing
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Let’s Look At Rihanna Tits
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Vanessa Hudgens Little Sister, Stella Dresses Like A Whore
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Rihanna Meets David Bowie: The Day The Music Died
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

29

Apr

Jaime Pressly and her New Fake Tits of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that Jaime Pressly and what must be fake tits are more than ready to release a sex tape to increase her celebrity, assert herself in Hollywood as someone worth watching, sure it’s probably 15 years later than it should have been released, but I’m pretty sure I’d still watch it….not that I wouldn’t watch every sex tape released, I like the bottom feeding it represents, but this one would be special….or not…

Posted in:Jaime Pressly

2011

29

Apr

Some Alyson Hannigan Nipple Cuz Not Everything is Beautiful of the Day

Alyson Hannigan is so desperate for cock that she was seen out on the street practicing how to spread eagle her shit in hopes sperm would accidentally land in her and get her pregnant again…only she didn’t realize it works better when you’re not wearing pants and the dude she’s getting down with is drunk, medicated, or confused about whether cumming in a cartoon character of a pussy will actually knock her up or not….cuz he’s too focused ont he fact that he’s fucking a cartoon pussy…you know what I’m saying…and if you’re not…it that’s not everything is as beautiful as the Royal Wedding…if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Alyson Hannigan

2011

29

Apr

Jenna Dewan Showing of her Legs of the Day

Who the fuck is this bitch and why am I posting pictures of her legs? I don’t have the answer to that question, that’s why I am turning to you. Not that I actually give a fuck about what you think…I don’t even give a fuck about what I think…I just know I saw legs and went for it..I didn’t even bother looking her up on wikipedia….ohhhhh dis…..at least in the geek world I live in and I’ll just leave it at that…cuz I just realized I run a fucking website and that humilates me.

Posted in:Jenna Dewan