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2011

14

Feb

Lea Michele is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Her face is the reason she’s on a show for gay people. Gay people always hang out with ugly bitches cuz they don’t want to fuck them and like their ugly bitch personality cuz ugly bitches try harder to be fun and funny cuz they are ugly.

I hate that she thinks she’s hot. I hate that she’s posing semi-erotic. It’s disgusting to me and I have no standards.

She’s a fucking monster or at least a fucking muppet…whatever the fuck she is she has no business being on TV…let her work where she is meant to work…singing in the shower before going to work as a Walmart clerk her face was destined to be. We shouldn’t fuck with destiny…talented theatrical singing voice or not…I’m sure there are tons of better looking sluts who sing just as well….Hell give Aguilera the job, it’s not likes she’s doing much but eating and humiliating herself these days…

Seriously. I need to start a campaign to get her off TV. I know I won’t win or even be noticed but even Ugly Betty was easier on the eyes and her name is Ugly fucking Betty…

I appreciate her trying to cover up the asymmetcial science experiment that is her face, but next time she should try a burlap bag.

That’s all I have to say about that…I’m too distraught to continue…

Posted in:Lea Michele

2011

14

Feb

Rihanna’s Pantless Grammy Performance of the Day

If you want to read about the Grammy Awards – Go to my TWITTER, cuz I tweeted that shit all night and I’m not about to relive the shit here.

Drake is a lie. He’s a rich Jewish kid from Toronto Canada, who has enough business talking with a hip hop accent as a 12 year old white kid from the midwest. He just happens to have some black in him and plays it up in the most overrated act of the decade….

Rihanna looks like she’s an official waterhead, you know retarded as fuck thanks to daddy and mommy being first cousins. Barbados is a small island, you’re bound to double dip in genetics a few times. She’s hated there and should be hated here cuz everyone knows she’s nothing but a teen prostitute who scammed the right john…

Her dance maybe semi-erotica if you like that kind of thickness, which unfortunately, I do….so that’s why I posted the video…

I think she flashed the audience her tits at the end, but I can’t find footage of that…so this one piece bathing suit party in her pant will have to do…

Overrated, generic, commercial shit. That’s all I gotta say about that…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

14

Feb

Tits on TV of the Day

I never know if I am going to get busted by the legal team at the networks who put on these shows cuz I post the naked clips from the week…I usually do get hit by them and their dated theories on copyright and that makes no fucking sense to me because if anything this is giving publicity two shows who do TV right by allowing some uncensored shit we want to see and never could see before cable tried to keep up with the internet…sharing is caring motherfuckers…stop being so stingy with the goods.

That said, two of the best shows on TV, other than the Grammy Awards are Californication and Shameless…Two shows that should be hiring me not punishing me….

Here are the tits on TV for the week…

Addison Timlin’s Big Old Tits in Californication…..cuz she know the formula of launching a long lasting career….and that’s Tits get Hits motherfuckers…

Emmy Rossum in Shameless….fucking proper enough to make me a fan…

Posted in:Addison Timlin|Californication|Emmy Rossum|Shameless|Tits on TV

2011

14

Feb

Shorts of the Day

I’m tired of celebrating people by posting their useless daily bullshit…not that I really celebrate them while writing about how irritating, annoying and undeserving they are..but I guess talking about these assholes is giving them more importance than they deserve regardless and I think I need to refocus the site to celebrate articles of clothing that make these bitches worth talking about….like these short shorts on some drunken springbreak trash….Not that this ass is incredible…but the things these shorts could do for a nation if they became mainstreeam is…and on this Valentine’s Day…I think that’s what matters…not so much the person in the shorts…but the actual shorts…

Does that make sense? Cuz it does to me…

Posted in:amateur

2011

14

Feb

Miley’s Window To Her Tits of the Day

I expected Miley Cyrus to be far sluttier at 18 than she is. I guess she realized slutting out at 17 gets everyone talking cuz in America 17 year old sluts are criminal. She has a team of people who are very familiar with child prostitution, it’s one of Disney’s core businesses.

So it was like her last “Hurrah” knowing she could get massive publicity with little fucking effort….like not wearing a bra, posing half naked in photoshoots, etc…making the last few months of her being 17 a lot of fun for the perverts….but then she turned 18, her parents got divorced, and she hasn’t turned to porn yet….and there’s a real tragedy in that…I mean all that emotional damage should have delivered more than just a video of her smoking salvia…I’m talking her smoking saliva off hard cock….maybe she’s just dyslexic and took her orders wrong.

Either way, here’s her titty window build into her Grammy dress cuz I like her for some reason I call liking all things imbred looking…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

14

Feb

Coco’s Tits Spend Ice-T’s Money of the Day

Everyone’s favorite plastic implant ass and titties was out spending Ice-T’s money, cuz that’s what happens when you are his number one high class prostitute and you have an aggreement….called “marriage”…that whenever dude wants a fuck he gets a fuck…or whatever else went down to land her stripper ass with his rapper money, I mean other than her being white and shapely and trashy and doughy and trashy…which is usually enough for his kind…no racist.

She’s showing off her midsection, upper section and bottom section…Snapping off pics of the paparazzi like she’s so surprised they are getting pics of her…even though she hired them in efforts to increase her profile and celebrity…and the whole thing is totally unnecessary in the grand scheme of the world today…but a good enough distraction from what’s important….but maybe it’s just me…I do have a thing for novelty women who aren’t hot but thing they are…It’s a weakness.

Posted in:Coco

2011

14

Feb

Taylor Momsen Ass Crack from the Front in Teen Lingerie of the Day

There’s something magical about a teenage girl in lingerie…I am not just saying that because I am a pervert, I am saying it because I find it hilarious…It’s like she’s playing dress up trying to be sexy, trying to be mature and erotic, when behind the make-up and costume is just a fucking kid…I mean she’s probably banged a handful of times and sucks at it…she probably can’t actually suck dick like a seasoned vetran…but she’s seen her share of movies so she thinks she knows what she’s doing…it’s kinda awkward and hard to take seriously…but we always appreciate the effort…cuz the bitches we meet who are our age are too damn self conscious and brought up in a different generation to get in costume…you gotta stay married to them for a decade before they bust out the Valentines Day special…making this younger generation of perverts far more fun to post about…especially when you can see her ass crack when lookin at her from the front. Amazing.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

14

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

It’s Valentines Day. A perfect opportunity to ignore your woman…and go out and take advantage of the women who will be frequenting random bars, depressed that they are alone today….

So what better way to do that than to use these genius stepNEWS clips to break the ice….

Hey did you hear that they say “there’s an app for everything,” but many parents may not know what young people can see on their phones. Not all apps are innocent. Fox 2 showed parents what their kids may be exposed to on most smart phones including racy photos that are so explicit, we can’t even show them on TV. Bottom line, parents beware!

Hey did you hear that a loophole may allow for the hiring of people with criminal pasts.

Hey did you ss the new security footage that shows a man police believe is targeting children. He’s a suspect in three sexual assault cases dating back to November. The most recent involved an attack on a 12-year old girl in Bradenton.

Hey did about the man whose teenage son nearly died from alcohol poisoning, now a Detroit father is warning parents and other teens about the potent concoction known as “Southern Lean.” It’s a combination of vodka and prescription cough syrup the teen bought on the street.

Hey did you hear that innocent people are being attacked for no reason at all. The video are all over YouTube and police across the nation are starting to take notice. It’s a game that many fear will become the latest teen trend.

Did you hear about the two Houston women are suing a rapper who put them in a music video without their permission.

Did you know that a Harris County man is accused of sexually abusing at least two children who attended his wife’s daycare in Katy.

Did you see the grammy Newscaster who couldn’t fucking Speak?

But be sure to close ever story by reminding the bitch how desperate she is and how badly she needs to suck your dick in the bathroom before you go home to your wife with a box of chocolates….

Cuz that’s just the good thing to do, cuz without your dick humanizing her, maybe she’d kill herself…You’re a savior man.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

12

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I randomly landed on site where people talk masturbation that I can assume weird gay old men go to hoping to lure in kids by writing their weirdness….

My favorite way to masturbate is to lie on my back, throw my legs over my head, and then pump the whole load right into my mouth. It tastes great and it is not too filling. Enjoy!

Here’s another great tip….

Masturbation Tutor technique actually involves swallowing my own cum. It really tastes great and I never miss a drop. Now my wife has no idea I eat my own cum. That is my little secret. My technique includes a simple funnel contraption to catch my goo. I take a small funnel and attach a piece of clear tubing to the end. I lie on my back and stroke my manhood and just as I begin to cum I squirt it down the funnel. I place the tube end in my mouth. At this point you have a couple of options. You can hold the tubing in your mouth and let the cum drain onto your tongue and savor the flavor and then swallow the load. The other technique I have tried involves actually swallowing a short portion of the tubing and allowing the spunk to drain down your throat without even knowing you swallowed it. This idea is a huge turn-on knowing you swallowed your load and never even got a taste of it.

Here’s an even better tip….

Early during the day I will cum in a condom or plastic bag and then set it aside. Later on when I’m horny again I will warm the cum up to body heat, poke a pinhole in the bag and let the cum drip onto my tongue as I masturbate. The taste of my cum while I’m masturbating makes me even more horny and I have a great orgasm.

I randomly landed on a site where people discuss whether letting their dog lick their pussy is normal or not…

I’d never ever openly admit it but ive let me dog lick me out before. im an attractive female and its not like i dont “get any” but one day when i was lying in bed in my short short, my dog started sniffing that area and for some strange reason, i took them off and let my dog at it i was so shocked at the fact that i had to push my dog away from downstairs,she just kept going at it; she enjoyed it. it was a really pleasurable experience, she was going at it so hard and deeeep and it just felt so good. afterwards i had the worlds longest shower. LOL im not attracted to my dog or anything, i find that disgusting. Just attracted to the feeling

ok…..

Helo, i must say i have dont it once or twice myself. But i hate it when i think about it. I have never EVER told anyone i have. The first time i was laying on my bed arfter i had just had a bath, my dog sniffed my crouch and then started to lick. At first i pushed him away but he keept coming back, hes only licked me 3 timess cause i would rather my boyfriend do it to me…

And the winner….

hhhhh….dis story makes me so HOT!!!! I agree with you, i dnt think its anything with letting your dog lick you out. I enjoy it!!!!! I let my cat do it as well. One day, I was laying down as well and was feeling a bit horny. My boyfriend was no where around so i took my clothes off and sat in front on my dog. As I knew, my dog came in between my legs and jus start going at it!!!! It felt so good and I let her do it 4 hours. I had about 4 orgams lol!!!!!

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Heidi Montag Makes Up Bullshit Stories, Looks Like a Valentines Day Whore
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D’arcy from Smashing Pumpkins is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Because It’s The Weekend and It’s Time For You to Kick Fucking Back (NSFW)
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Everybody’s Parents Are Completley Insane and Thank God Someone Was Smart Enough to Start Compiling All the Proof – MUST READ
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Proof That Brooklyn Decker has a Shitty Face and Big Tits….
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Mila Kunis is as Sexy as Ever
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Jessica Simpson Is Too Fat To Get Married
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Busty MILF Destroys Her Own Ass (NSFW) – VIDEO
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NHL’s Sexiest Ice Girls
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Summer Glau Gets Uber Sexy In Esquire
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Natalie Getz…I’m Guessing She’d Suck Cock To Be Famous
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Toys Make Any Bedroom Romp More Exciting (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston Birthday Tits (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan’s Big Tits Still Bouncing Free… For Now
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Jersey Shore Now Banging Chicks In London
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Some Cameron Diaz
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Nothing Comes Between John Travolta And Hot Man Ass
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Jenn Pershing, Alyssa Sutherland & Jesikah Maximus Oh My
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Paulina Rubio Panty Upskirt
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Maria Menounos – Black Bikini Pussy Lip Slip
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Candice Swanepoel Has Awesome Cleavage
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Happy Valentine’s Day with Sara Jane Underwood
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Self Shot Hotties (NSFW)
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Suelyn Meideros is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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WTF Photo of the Da – This One Left Me Puzzled
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Is Rihanna’s New Perfume Ad Satanic? You Be the Judge – VIDEO
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Busty Teens Get Touchy Feely in the Shower (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lux Kassidy and Rebecca Rayann Get Nasty (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Married Conservative Politicican Caught Cheating Via Craigs List Ads
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And MORE Mila Kunis
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Brunette Babe Takes Her Lingerie Off (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Bar Refaeli Photoshoot by Eyal Nevo
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Is This a Dude or a Chick? Help Me
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Leona Lewis is Wearing Something Stupid But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Explosion Free Demolition is Amazing – VIDEO
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Kelly Brook nude in Ben Hassnet Shoot (NSFW)
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Man Jennifer Hudson is Looking Hot
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Say Hello to Tess Taylor Arlington (NSFW)
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Heidi Montag Blew $2m on Her Music Career
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Some Paris Hilton Nipple Action To Start Your Weekend
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Charlie And A Mouth Full Of Crack
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