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2011

21

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There’s nothing worse than going outside and seeing 100 kids playing in some day camp in the park, when you know their parents are out working to pay for the shit, not because I’m a parent and the issue hits close to home, or because I think those kids should be out working, while the parent go out and play all day, but I do think there should be a lot more hot young moms in bikinis masturbating and tanning on the sidelines instead of just treating the shit as a dumping ground so they can have the day off….cuz it’d make my walk a lot more erotica…

I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, or what this was all about, I thought I had an angle, but clearly I don’t…here are my hangover dump to divert focus from my boring

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Game of Bimbos: A Clash of Gold-Diggers
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Cam Sluts That Do Their Job Right
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Some Paris Vixen Hotness
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Latin Bent Over
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The Ultimate Archive: Brooklyn Decker’s Hottest Pics
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Beiber Checking Out Gomez
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2011

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I get very easily influenced by the media, so I decided to honor Ryan Dunn’s legacy by reenacting his final stunt, drinking and driving, unfortunately, I don’t have a Porsche GT3 cuz I wasn’t in a movie, so I just too the bus instead. It didn’t have the same affect. But I survived…I guess that makes me a good contender for his replacement in the movies…since drunk driving can’t kill me…only pussies die of that shit…see cuz I’m invincible…

Other than that, not much is new, not much is going on, but thanks for asking….and here are my stepLINKS….

Blonde Teen Girl Shows Off Her Genius….
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Lady Gaga Wore a Blue Merkin and If You Don’t Know What a Merkin Is Then I Suggest You Click Here to See
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More Katie Holmes Tight Body in a Bikini
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Amy Winehouse Rotting Is a Turn On
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Taylor Momsen Shows Off Her Bare Ass
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Kim Kardashian Has a Broken Down Face…
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Web Cam Sluts Sent By the Sex Gods
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How to: Be an Instant Writer
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10 Possible Rebound Chicks for Hugh Hefner
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Sara Jean Underwood Naked Bike Ride
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Cee Loo Hates the Gays Now Too
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Free Web Cam Shows, From Me to You
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She Can’t Take More Than a Finger Up the Ass
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The 20 Hottest WWE Divas We Think We Could Pin
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Geri Halliwell Topless. Click Pic For More!
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Little Bit of Blake Lively
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More of Britany spears Looking Like a Whore on Tour
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Rihanna Grabs Our Attention By Grabbing Her Ass
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Kool Aid Balls Will Give You a Heart Attack
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Meet Justyna Paszkiewicz
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How About Some Sasha Grey
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Some Coco Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Puma and Faith Get It On
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Tahiry in Lingerie
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A Mother’s Wrath: Mom Football Punts Attacker Off Her Son! [Video]
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Check Out Vanity and Kylie
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Michael Lohan Got Hit By a BUS! Yes!
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Taylor Momsen Boob Flashing Motion Gif
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Some Keri Hilson Hotness
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Molly and Isis Go Down on Each Other
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Playboy Cyber Girl Xtra Addison Miller
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Hipster Girl, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Hilary Duff, Just Because
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Some Hot Asses on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Louise Glover Works Out Topless
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WEIRD AL’S PARAODY VIDEO OF LADY GAGA IS FINALLY HERE
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I Love Ken Jeong – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton is Leggy
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Megan Fox Was at the Beach
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Vanessa Minnillo Gets Bootylicious For Her Bachelorette Party
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Sarah Harding Big Tits And Bikini Camel Toe
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Kim Kardashian Steals Her Little Sister’s Childhood
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Rihanna Grabs Her Fleshy Ass
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Kim Kardashian, Can’t Stand The Bitch, But What A Great Set Of Tits.
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Sexy Britney Spears Concert Pics: Top O’ The Muffin To You!
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Any Naked or Half Naked Bitch For Free Is Always Worth The Price….
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BONUS – COLLEGE RULES

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2011

20

Jun

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson have an Insane Jailbait Marriage of the Day

Her name is Courtney Alexis Stodden….She is a 16 year old slut who was an ex runner up for Miss Teen Washington USA with a dream of being some Nashville country singer…even though she fucking sucks in a major way…

A dream so strong that she married some actor from Green Mile named Doug Hutchinson…..who is 51…

I don’t know what the laws are where you are from, but up until a few years ago you could fuck 14 year olds legally, I’m not sure why you’d want to, considering they are 14, but it does make fucking 16 not so bad….

The truth is that generations before us where marrying at 12 years old to maintain their blood line before the plague got them….and I’ve seen Oprah, these young girls are real slutty, like far more slutty than the 30 year olds you’d expect a 51 year old to be marrying…and in his defense, I don’t believe she’s actually 16, maybe it’s just part of her campaign to get noticed…cuz that face has seen its share of ejaculation…even if she is 16 she’s clearly the kind of 16 that has taken it up the ass and not to prevent god’s judgement by preserving vagina virginity….and any teen who ends up with a 51 year old has serious daddy issues, making me think she was probably raped as a child…

That said, this guy’s a fucking pervert, this girl is a joke, he’s legitimizing his perversion through marriage and she’s hoping for more than 2000 youtube videos per video and I wish them all the luck in the world, cuz more marriages need to be this fucking awesome…

On a side note, how is this marriage legal if she is actually 16? Is it cuz he looks 11? Legal team? Answers! Oh right, it’s cuz she’s actually 40, thanks.

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2011

20

Jun

Marisa Miller in a Bikini in Boston Common of the Day

I have no idea what Boston Common magazine is, but I do know who Marisa Miller is, cuz I try to keep track of all hard faced, hard bodied, strippers who escaped the trade and moved onto higher profile gigs, leaving behind a prosperous career of 10 dollar a song dances…..

People love this bitch, I get it, I just don’t entiely approve of it, but when she is in her bikini, I mean nothing else about her really matters, cuz that body is aweosme.

Take notes sloppy bitches of the world and feel bad about yourself…that’s the whole point of me posting this….

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2011

20

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood Naked Bike Ride of the Day

Carrie Underwood’s slutty sister Sara Jean Underwood was in Portland for World Naked Bike Ride and she hit twitter with the pics…

I figure her implants are more like an expensive shirt than they are naked tits….because shit’s all plastic and purchased and by definition wearing a thong is also not being naked… but it is good enough for me….

Sure I generally like my bitches riding their bikes actually naked…or even just pantyless and in a skirt…ideally seatless, or even just demonstrating how they ride using my face, pretending it’s a bike….

At the bare minimum, I like being able to sniff the sweaty pussy off the seat…but I always get weird looks whenever the bitch gets back to her bike from picking up some groceries…cuz I have bad timing…

But since this Underwood is not my bitch, and she’s out hustling her career as a TV host while keeping true to her roots, rockin’ some serious whore behavior from Playboy, the shit that got her where she is today….unlike other Playboy bitches who feel that whoring themselves is a thing of the past and not something they do now that they are all legit….and as far as I’m concerned that’s a good hustle…

Publicity stunts like this are alright but I prefer staring a pics of Sara Jean Underwood’s nicely shaved cunt….someone she should stick to exposing…

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2011

20

Jun

Ginger Spice Topless Bikini Pics of the DAy

These pictures of Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell changing out of her bikinion some boat are amazing….she looks amazing…her tits look amazing…and that’s saying alot because I normally write off a bitch at her 25th birthday….you know for the sake of this site at least as I’ve found great joy in sex with grandmothers…cuz who wants to look at ravaged mom pussy, half naked, in bikini, showing great tit, fit body, rocking a perfectly nice nipple all while pushing 45….apparently I do…so I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Ginger Sprice and her PR Team, the paparazzi she hired, and the strategic photos, for making my fucking day….cuz sometimes tits is all it takes to turn that frown upside down…

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2011

20

Jun

Katie Holmes Bikini Pics of the Day

I guess the mothership hasn’t come down to save the elightened humans who know the truth and worship their alien power, cuz Katie Holmes had the time to hit the beach to show off her skinny titless body in a bikini…I liked her better before she was weird, you know a slutty young actor…naked and murdered in her one movie roll she had before being knocked up by some experimental space sperm, leading to no acting work, cuz the bitch is too busy prepping for salvation or whatever it is Scientologist closet case homosexuals and their stage wives do….but she’s still in a bikini, she’s not fat and apparently that’s good enough for me…it’s one of those “You had me at Vagina” situations…if you know what I mean…

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2011

20

Jun

Heidi Montag Hosts a Vegas Pool Party in a Bikini of the Day

I guess it only makes sense that Heidi Montag would be hosting events at Vegas on a slow day, I mean where else is there to go when you’re a reality star everyone hates, cuz you pretty much represent all that is wrong with the fucking world….oh right Playboy….

I guess that’s why bitch co-hosted a pool party with Hef’s Crystal Harris bitch he recently fired, cuz either she wants to be the next in line as Hef’s fake wife, it’s one of the best jobs for fake tit, fake tan, fake hair whores in the world….way better than stripping locally…

I mean unless she’s just using this as a publicity stunt to get noticed…which would make sense, as all reality TV idiots are addicted to their 5 minutes and any chance to be talked about is good enough to them…

But I think it’s safe to say her next stop with her DDs is playboy….I mean that’s pretty much the look she’s got going and there’s pretty much no where else to go….I mean other than being irrelevant in Vegas….but that will end soon….and her getting naked will commence….and I’ll be watching unless of course I Ryan Dunn myself.

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2011

20

Jun

Megan Fox Bikini of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck he deal is with this video…but I figured I’d post it since it is the latest work she’s done on film….you know since she’s been blacklisted in Hollywood….possibly cuz she’s married and teenage boys don’t like married bitches, since marriage is for moms and not for girls they put posters on their wall of….or maybe cuz she’s a cunt who would never get naked…and who really cares…cuz she’s doing hte paparazzi hustle to get notcied….and I’m noticing….even though everything about her is irritating as fuck…..except maybe her body….which I guess makes everything about her acceptable cuz it’s not like we have to listen to her talk and shit…even though I’d want to see her shit…I’d even use her asshole as a feeding tube….but that’s just cuz I’m weird and would do that with anyone…It’s not an honor or award to be the asshole I eat from….

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