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2009

09

Jun

Bridget Marquardt’s Stupid Whore Socks of the Day

I go to stripclubs and there’s been this trend the last few years for the whores to wear these leg warmers and I don’t really understand why. It’s like every tacky bitch needs to keep half her calf covered so that she can still put on her stripper shoe. I’ve run it through my head a few times, trying to figure out what anyone would find hot about this shit, like is it for foot fetishists to cum on toes, because there’s no real functionality for this shit, you know socks are to cover your feet in your shoes, so that means it’s just a stripper trend, and stripper trends are even funnier a concept than half socks, you know because strippers are trash, unless that stripper trend is turning tricks with clients in the booth…..because lookin’ and partially touching doesn’t really satisfy needs, it just cockteases and that should be a fucking crime.

Good morning world. Let’s get this started.

Posted in:Bridget Marquart|Socks|Whore

2009

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day



I don’t endorse anything. I hate pretty much everything, but I was brought to see The Hangover today by a friend of mine and shit made me laugh. I rarely laugh in movies, they usually piss me off, but it was actually surprisingly good enough, and that is saying a lot. Sure the story was retarded, but I can always rip shit apart and find flaws in everything, but sometimes it’s just nice to take shit at face value, makes life a little less miserable.

I am not getting paid by The Hangover, but I should be, because me endorsing shit is a big fucking deal for the site, but I guess since no one reads what I write, it won’t make much of a difference to their ticket sales.

Personally, I Prefer Ryan Seacrest’s Highschool Look
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Suicide Pact Friends
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A Slightly Gayer Side of Star Trek, As If It’s Not Gay Enough Already
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Ashley Tisdale Upskirt Pics
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Some Semi Hot Slut From a UK Band I Have Never Heard Of Almost Has an Upskirt
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Megan Fox at the Transformer’s Premiere Lookin’ Pretty Alright…
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Top Gun Remake, Because I Have Never Flown a Jet and Neither Have You
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Nicole Kidman is Really Fucking Gross
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I’m Kind of Feeling Beyonce’s Giant Shoulder Pads Look
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Inner Monologue of a Guy At His Girlfriend’s Friend’s Graduation
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Don’t Really Understand What’s Happening Here, But I Know For Sure That Guy is Dead
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Striptease of the Day
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Piranha 3D Looks Like Its Going to Be the Best Movie Ever
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Lohan is Losing Her Beautiful Mind
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Lady Gaga Doesn’t Look Quite as Stupid as She Usually Does
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Honestly, Everything About Megan Fox Just Fucking Bugs Me Lately
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And Now, the Future of Video Games
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Audrey Bitono and Shawna Lenee
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Okay, Well This Bitch Obviously Swallows
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Goldie Hawn Thinks Her Daughter is a Slut
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Take It Off Baby, Take It All Off
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katrina Alone in the Bedroom
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This Bitch Addicted to Plastic Surgery Injected Cooking Oil Into Her Own Fucking Face
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Mutual Masterbation!!!
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Katy Perry, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Dita Von Tease is a Topless Slut
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I’m No Moralist, But I Think Fucking Your TV Brother is Kind of Weird
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Dasha is Busty
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This Broad in Spanish Vogue is totally Bangableß
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Sandy and Her Upskirt
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Pete Doherty Just Doesn’t fucking Learn
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WANT YA BOOTY
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Not Your Typical Porn Star
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Bottoms Up
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Hey There Tits McGraw
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The Truth Behind Conan’s Backdrop
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Pussy on Webcam is Still Better than No Pussy
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

08

Jun

Kelly Carlson and Her Bikini of the Day

I wasn’t in the mood to go to a bar, it is getting too repetitive for me. You know same ugly, depressing, useless people, too much booze, waste of money, horrible hangover is getting boring. So I went to a rich friend’s house instead and motherfucker decided to hire a craiglsit whore. She was this busty blonde girl who was probably 20 years old and whores just don’t work how they used to.

First of all, bitch made us fill out a fucking form, like we were applying for welfare or a fucking job or some shit, I refused and just watched my friend fuck her in some seriously uninpsired sex, while I went over her pricelist and was really comfortable in the fact that she offered bareback blowjobs, deep french kissing, cum swallowing and a whole other list of shit I wouldn’t want to pay for, knowing that that night alone, 10 other dudes probably paid for it.

The whole thing was uninspiring, but Kelly Carlson filming this scene for Nip/Tuck in a white bikini is. It brings me hope that one day I won’t have to pay 100 dollars to cum in a bitch that looks like this and I’ll get it for free.

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Carlson

2009

08

Jun

Amy Winehouse and Her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why Amy Winehouse always seduces me with her scabby pussy. She must know that rotting flesh, lepers and bacterial infections are all my fetishes. It’s like she meets all the requirements I have in a woman, from money, to instability and addiction, to emaciated disgusting bodies with tits, to Judaism, cuz there’s no way I want a non-Jew baby, just because Jews have it easy, you know since that whole Holocaust thing, and none of that matters because she’ll never be mine, but the pictures to jerk off to will, I’ll just have to ignore the chubby normal lookin chick and the underage island girls, cuz otherwise that’d be creepy…

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

08

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in Some See Through Shit of the Day

I don’t know what kind of mindfuck Samantha Ronson has played on Lindsay Lohan, but I can assume it’s some pretty fuckin potent. Not only did this nobody, rich kid, “DJ” take the hurting actress and turn her into a fuckin lesbian, but now she’s got her in a chase around the fuckin’ world.

Not only can Lindsay Lohan do better for herself with hotter pussy, but letting Ronson fuck off, will free up some time to focus on her career instead of obsessing over this manipulative bitch. Unless it is all lies for the media, which would probably make the most sense…you know to stay in the media and keep the paparazzi takin’ pics and who reall cares….

I’m just ready for a Lohan comeback because she’s not going to be 22 forever and here she is showing off some see thru bullshit that isn’t see thru over the weekend in the UK.

Here she is leaving her hotel showing some stomach…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through

2009

08

Jun

Elle Macpherson’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Elle Macpherson’s nipples are hard. That’s the story. Not much more to say about it. I could talk about jerkin’ off to her in 1989, but why bother, I’m trying to move on here, you know focus on the younger pussy, the fresher pussy, the pussy that isn’t mom pussy, or retired pussy, or my wife’s greasy pussy, so that’s all I want to say about that.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Hard Nipples

2009

08

Jun

Britney Spears Topless in her Video of the Day

These pictures are doing the rounds, thanks to some horny fan who wanted to zoom into a pole dancing scene in one of her music videos, only to discover what he hoped he’d discover, like a fucking explorer finding America, or a treasure hunter finding the fuckin’ gold, like his life work of being a creepy pervert weirdo finally fuckin’ paid off, because Britney’s not wearing pasties, she’s wearing temporary tattoos, but her nipple is stickin’ through, in some kind of easy access to feed babies and me between shots, and I’m posting the pictures making me as lame as the dude who went out and got these screenshots..

Posted in:Britney Spears|Topless

2009

08

Jun

Geri Halliwell in Her Bikini on Vacation of the Day

I am in the school of thought that a real hot body only comes on an 18 year old girl and when I look at anything older that 25, I usually get turned the fuck off. From the haggard crows feet, to the fat uterus from baby making, to the desperate attempts to keep things sexy, like wearing wedge heels to give the illusion of longer and leaner legs, and I realize that I am pushing 300 pounds and my wife is even fatter than me, so I really don’t have a authority to shit on Geri Halliwell, but I wouldn’t mind if I did, because I may be against scat, but when it involves an ex-Spice Girl, I’ll bring the shit.

Either way, she’s on vacation with some sun burnt dude and these are the pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Geri Halliwell

2009

08

Jun

Brett Michaels Gettin’ Dropped at the Tony Awards of the DAy

Nothing says Rock and Roll legend like getting beat the fuck up by the stage at the gayest fucking award show of the year. Seriously, I heard one of the many producers ran to his rescue and tried to give him cocktails and disco drugs before trying to give him mouth to mouth to his penis. It’s one of those get the straight guy when he’s down situations and it is all karma for his rock of love show.

Either way, this made me laugh.

Posted in:Brett Michaels|Tony Awards

2009

08

Jun

Jessica Alba is Still Alive of the Day

In case you are wondering, Jessica Alba is still alive. She hasn’t killed herself yet, she’s just killed her career. It’s one of those let your emotional neediness dictate what’s best for you situations, and instead of just letting that Cash Warren asshole take his herpes elsewhere, she had to go and sabotage his life but taking his cum rag and and wringing it out into her womb. At least society will have its revenge on her as she slowly gets more and more obsolete, like this computer I am trying to post with, only with floppier mom tits and here is her bra strap holdin’ them shits up.

Posted in:Alive|Jessica Alba

2009

08

Jun

Megan Fox is at the Airport of the Day

Megan Fox was spotted at the airport going on some international flight, possibly to save Aids babies, or maybe to protest with the Sri Lankans, you know, use her celebrity to make a fucking difference, but I’m pretty sure its for some self-righteous bullshit, like work, and that’s okay, because just being Megan Fox is like a community service to so many virgins and dudes who can’t get laid, that she might as well be awarded the Nobel Prize for some bullshit, and I just like how her greasy, slicked face looks like she just got fucked proper, and at the airport too, I mean what can’t this whore do?

Posted in:Airport|Megan Fox

2009

08

Jun

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I fingered a fat chick on the dancefloor because fat chicks are easy and because I have no standards when I’m in the mood to drunken molest. If you join the stepFORUM maybe you’ll get to finger a fat chick on the dancefloor too, or at least get a bitch on webcam or a 40 year old fat dude who pretends to be a chick to send you nude pics. Just so you know that 40 year old fat dude is me, now tell me about you dick…

Here’s some action going on in the stepFORUM

Register to See Everything and Get Involved!
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———Celebs———

HOT – Natasha Mealey – TITS & THONG Fireplace PS (NSFW)
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HOT – The Gorgeous Anne Vyalitsyna (Redhead Surf Diva) SFW
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HOT – Nadine Velazquez Sizzling in April 2008 French FHM
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Kelly Carlson looking hot in a bikini on set of Nip/Tuck
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Joanna Garcia @ the Inspiration Awards Lunch
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Ciara on stage @ 02 Arena in London
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Herika Noronha – L. C. Lingerie Photoshoot
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Maggie Grace – Palm Pre Launch Event
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Emma Watson – Rodarte private dinner
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Rebecca Loos – Huge tits in various swimsuits (SFW)
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Hot – Pinelopi Anastasopoulou in Greek Max Mag (SFW)
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Bijou Phillips in crimson @ Double Vision
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Tera Patrick hosting “Lingeriegasm” at TAO nightclub
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Abigail Clancy at the 2009 Glamour Awards
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Hot – Jennifer Ellison in Nuts mag (SFW)
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———Random——–

Couch Cat is watching you masturbate (SFW video)
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Hot Chicks With Tats (some NSFW)
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Really, Really Bad Tattoos
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Go midevil…
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Striker’s Scene Chicks (some NSFW)
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Real Girls – some NSFw (posted by Jo)
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Learn about Pear Chan (the girl often on the main page)
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Real Cuties (some NSFW)
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Random Link Of the Day – Click Me!
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———E-books———

Fringe!!
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Smart Money May ’09
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Car and Driver July 2009
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Esquire – July 2009
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———Sleaziness———

Mexicunts #7
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Random Amateur with a serious chestpiece
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Lisa Ann: Missionary Anal POV
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Monika “Busty Secretary In Knee Length Skirt” — HQ Gallery
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Pl*yboy – June ’09
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Blonde Amatuer Legal Teen
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TrickyOldTeacher – Kristin
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Alexis Texas – Big Booty Rollin’
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White Teens Black Cocks – Erika
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Anita Pearl Is Fresh On Cock
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Random Couple
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Ashley Bulgari – “Furore” – [W4B] – Ultra HQ Gallery
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

08

Jun

Diddy Leaving Miley Cyrus’ House of the Day

I am not fucking joking, these are pictures of Diddy leaving Miley Cyrus’ house, because the only thing gangster about this motherfucker is that he had Biggie killed to advance his pussy, candy-coated Hollywood career. I mean seriously, when rappers are seen hanging with Miley Cyrus or leaving her house, and they aren’t R. Kelly pissing on her face, it confuses me. Sure, I hate Diddy to begin with, he blocked me and all his artists on Twitter, because dude’s got a fuckin’ vagina, but I find this kind of behavior just proves he just got his period for the first time last week.

Here’s Miley Performing at Some Free Concert This Weekend for the Perverts with No Taste…

Posted in:Diddy|Miley Cyrus

2009

08

Jun

Kate Walsh and her Divorcee Tits of the Day

Like all recently single whores, here’s Kate Walsh showing off some tit for some male attention.See, I don’t know who this bitch is, but I can tell her pussy is dripping, sure it could have to do with the fact that she’s ovulating, and hungry for sperm, but I like my recently divorced angle, cuz it just makes sense to me. Every girl I know who gets out of a relationship, turns into the town whore fucking as many cocks as possibl for a solid few months, before getting locked down again, because one of those cocks has enough money to stick with, it’s just a vagina thing and it all starts with the lowcut shirts…and ends with the herpes scabs..

Posted in:cleavage|Kate Walsh

2009

08

Jun

David Carradine’s a Pervert of the Day

Nothing is as unsettling as the reports of the Carradine death photo that was released by a Thai tabloid and showed the man hanging from a closet with his genitals bound, with a woman’s wig and panties on, in some really obscure auto-erotic/masturbation/asphyxiation shit, because motherfucker was in his fucking 70s, leading me to believe that the older we get, the weirder our sex lives get, reminding me of my fear of dying of a heart attack everytime I fuck my pocket pussy/random household objects that double as pocket pussies.

Either way, the picture has outraged his family, as they would probably outrage your family if you died of a masturbation accident, I mean if they even noticed you were dead, but I am sure they are out there somewhere, so if you’re an American teaching English in Thailand while fucking 12 year old Ladyboys on your time off, scan that shit and send it in.

I guess he wasn’t much of a real Kung Fu Master. What a disappointment.

Posted in:David Carradine|Pervert