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2008

24

Oct

Someone Owes Superhead 1000 dollars and She’s Coming to Collect of the Day

Superhead is some whore that rappers and basketball players pass around like a joint. They just can’t figure out what the hell is going on in her mouth to make her give these life changing blowjobs and she’s openly written about her experiences with a variety of famous people.

The one relationship I do remember her being in was with Bill Mahr, the dude from Politically Incorrect, who used to treat her like a piece of shit slut everytime they got it on and he insisted on degrading her by calling her a nigger whore when they would be together and she put up with it, so I guess she’s the perfect girl. You know, no self respect, great blowjobs and as long as you have money or status she doesn’t say no.

This video is of her asking for the 1000 dollars someone owes her and I thought it was funny, because going to the internet asking for 1000 dollars is pretty fucking desperate for someone who’s pretty well known in certain circles, but I guess when you’re a money grubbing whore who spent her last 50 bucks on her weave, 1000 dollars is a lot of money, just think of all the fried chicken that shit could buy…..yeah, bad joke, I know, you don’t have to remind me.

Here she is in a sex tape. This may not be her, I mean I can’t really tell if it is or not, I am not good at identifying people and this shit went down 5 years ago, so this could be her in a sex tape with Mr Marcus, you decide….Warning….NSFW (or pretty much anything, especially racist people’s masturbation practices)

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

24

Oct

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I went out drinking last night. An old friend of mine who used to hustle the streets, and by hustle the streets I mean sit on a bench drinking out of paperbags sorted his shit out 5 years ago and makes huge money now, doing god knows what, but what I do know is that he moved out of this city and god his shit together and came back to visit and reached out to me to hang. Needless to say, we drank alot and I feel like death today, I also feel inspired to make my own millions of dollars, because partying like a rockstar seems to be better than partying like a homeless man. Sure, bottles of malt liquor are just as exhilerating as bottles of Grey Goose, but the pussy malt liquor attracts has substantially less teeth than pussy Grey Goose gets, but let’s face it, when you’re lookin for a blowjob, the less teeth the better, so I guess I’m really not that inspired to make my own millions and I’ll just go right back to sitting on my couch just as soon as I feel like standing up from here won’t end up in me dead on the floor because the room is fucking spinning, not that you care….

Here’s a lot of shit going on in the stepFORUM to pick up my slack, which there’s a lot of, except for maybe in my pants because that shit’s just way too tight to even squeeze into lately….

———Celebs———
Paris Hilton & Katie Price Slutting it Up!
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Zooey Deschanel Topless But Covered
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Tara Reid Forgot Her Bra
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Charlize Theron Looking Like A Goddess
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Doutzen Kroes the Dutch Victoria Secret
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Brittny Gastineau and her tits arriving at Crown Bar
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Jessica Jane – Stills From Sky Three Show
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Natalie Imbruglia – Arrives at the Virgin Unite Rock Gala
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Alicia Witt lapdancing pics from Two and a Half Men
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Pink @ Martin Place in Sydney
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Victoria Beckham in Vogue India …WTF?
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Ashley Olsen 25th Annual Night of Stars
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Salma Hayek – Arrives at some Party
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Hayden Panettiere showing her underwear on Ellen Show
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Mischa Barton Looking Oh So Fuckable
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Miranda Kerr In Bikinis
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A Shitload of Torrie Wilson (scroll up and down)
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HOT – Stacy Keibler-November ’08 Maxim
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———Sleaziness———

Big Tits Round Asses – Alexis May Does Anal
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Random Hoes
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Eduarda – Lolita Lovin’
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Assssss
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Haley Wilde – Anal Fuck and BJ
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Real Wife Stories – Carmen McCarthy, Tanya James
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Big Tits at School – Tanya James
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Naughty Office – Daisy Marie
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———Music———

Jawbreaker – Bivouac
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Judas Priest – NOSTRADAMUS
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Aimee Mann – Ultimate Collection
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Scorpions – In Trance
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DJ Tiesto – Search for Sunrise Vol. 07
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Ace Frehley – Loaded Deck
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Young Jeezy – The Inspiration
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Armin Van Buuren – A State of Trance
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Atmosphere – Sad Clown Bad Spring #12
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Beth Orton – The Other Side of Daybreak
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———Pics——–

Soccer Players
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So Scene
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———Screening Room———

Dude loves getting kicked in the nuts!
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Olivia Munn Ass cream
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Man vs. Girls Gone Wild
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Bangkok Dangerous
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Wall- E (2008) Dvdscr
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Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
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———Sex Talk———

What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?
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Oral Sex With a Mint?
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2008

24

Oct

Jodie Marsh’s Lesbian Haircut of the Day

Last week I was at a party and a girl was sitting at the bar next to me, she had this stupid shaved side of her head that I hadn’t really seen since the 80s at punk shows and I was kinda surprised it made a comeback since shit was heavily lesbionic. I sat there staring at it for a while, because the girl was one of those fashionista bottle whore types, and not a ratty street kid like you’d expect to see with half her head shaved and over the course of 20 minutes she was next to me, her friend kept coming up to her and telling her how much they loved her hair, when I decided to chime in and say something along the lines of the fact that no penis will ever go near her again….ever, and she just blew me off and by the end of the night, I saw that I was totally wrong, because she was dancing on a table for a bunch of men, which goes to show you that, despite ripping away all things potentially sexy about you, by raping your head, guys will still stick it to you, because you have a vagina.

That said, when I saw these pictures of UK slut Jodie Marsh with the letter N dyed into her hair, like a bad hip hop video, I thought the same thing, but then I realized she’s still got insane tits, so who really cares about whatever fuckin’ statement she’s trying to make, because all I want to do is sneak into her bedroom and steal a pair of her dirty panties to try to figure out the secret ingredient in her Big Mac’s special sauce and I am going to have to with 6 month old stale semen, because I’m pretty sure this chick is a dyke now, or at least that’s what her hair and the company she keeps is telling me. It’s also telling me to stop this post now because no one gives a fuck about her.

Posted in:Haircut|Jodie Marsh|Lesbian

2008

24

Oct

Charlize Theron’s Mom Tries to Defend Her of the Day

Charlize Theron gets bambarded by the paparazzi and thinks she looks ridiculous, so she hides behind her mom to protect her and tells us to look at her mom’s legs, well I didn’t really have a chance to do that, because I was too busy lookin’ at her mom’s tits in her cleavage exposing dress, because I figure why go for the unattainable when you can seduce her lonely mother who is secretly jealous of her daughter’s celebrity, because she wishes that when she was in her prime, she had the same kind of attention, and is instead forced to take Charlize’s sloppy seconds, when the real magic that is Charlize came from her vagina, so I am all for going to the source, especially when the source is well past it’s prime, desperate for approval, menopausal and unable to get knocked up, and a minx in bed from all the years of experience, the only challenge is ignoring her grey pubic hair, but that’s always been easy for me, because I am easily distracted by gaping old lady vagina….

Posted in:Charlize Theron|Mom|Paparazzi

2008

24

Oct

Kardinal Offishall Number 1 Video Premiere of the Day

Kardinal Offishall is cool with me. His people put me on the list to some parties, they got me tickets to his concert, they unlike every single record label or artist value what the site brings to the table or some shit, so when I saw this premiere to his new video, I felt like I had to post the shit because it’s one of those scratch my back I’ll scratch your back situation, only in this case, there’s no physical contact going on, because that shit would be gay and I am not down with that, no matter how much E I’m on.

The video doesn’t have many sluts doing slutty things in it, like there’s not booty talking, there’s not pornstars simulating sex, it’s all pretty tame, but I think the songs pretty sexy and something you could probably throw on when you drag a drugged up girl home by the hair to real secure that the sexy time you are about to have with her paralyzed body is not rape, but love making.

Check it out if you wanna hear a new song and see a new video of a guy who’s been nothing but supportive of what I do, which is pretty much sit around in my underwear writing hateful smut no one reads, so in turn I’m going to give him my support for making good music. That’s just how I work.

UPDATE – Here’s a video of the Casting Call, where sluts with big dreams of being in music videos showed up….to dance around…like sluts….

Posted in:Kardinal Offishall|Number 1|Video

2008

24

Oct

Thandie Newton and Ricky Gervais Re-Entact the Nailin Palin Porn of the Day

So some talk show in the UK got their hands on the Nailin Paylin porn movie script and they got Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton to re-enact a scene from the movie. I think this is a pretty clever TV talk show idea and probably something you’d never see in the USA, because of the conservative Christians the networks are constantly trying to not offend. I like that these two famous people go along with the stunt, because they aren’t frigid, scared, boring people and I guess this is just another reason why the UK is more forward thinking than the backwards USA that likes to sweep the smut under the rug, despite being the biggest producers of the shit. I guess they’re just hypocrites and who really cares, because Thandie Newton is hot and hearing her read a porn script is almost a fantasy of mine, if they just threw in some nudity, a nativity scene, with 3 nude “wisemen” and a couple farm animals, all while she was 9 months pregnant, I’d be fully satisfied with this clip, but until that happens, this will have to do.

Posted in:Nailin Paylin|Ricky Gervais|Sarah Palin|Thandie Newton

2008

24

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Flashes His Underwear of the Day

Ellen is on some lesbian power trip where she makes every female guest wear a pair of her used men’s underwear, because as you all know lesbian likes to wear men’s clothes and fuck women in men’s clothes. I don’t. Or maybe Hayden Panettiere is mocking lesbianism, in some subtle way, thinking she’d relate better to Ellen if she dyked it up some, because all lesbians wear boxer shorts and have strap-on cocks to match their lesbian haircuts and flannel. What I do know is that Hayden definitely wearing a slutty black dress and Ellen is struggling to focus, that’s why the interview was cut short and diverted to trying to talk about Hayden and her boyfriend, to really drive the point home that Ellen’s got no chance and I was told that after shooting this segment, Ellen had to run back stage and change her socks because they were soaked right through from her soft on excitement….true story.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My neighbor who pretty much just moved in and who I don’t know very well just knocked on my door. I am a pretty paranoid person because I get comments and emails like this:

this is the most lame blog ever.
i only come on this accidently because dlisted has links, i start to read but your writing is so lame, like, embarrassingly not funny. i blush for you…
please take some wit and humour classes and then start this up again.
yikes, it’s like talking to someone via time machine to 1989…!

All the time, so I wasn’t too down with answering the door for fear that they’ve found me and are going to kill me.

Instead it was my neighbor in desperate need for a condom. He was begging for one, something I would never do, but figured I’d look around for him anyway. Since I don’t fuck, I don’t really keep them laying around, so I suggested he use a plastic bag, but decided to look for one and found a couple studded condoms from 10 years ago when I was a little more wild that expired over 5 years ago and told him they were all I had. He didn’t seem to care, because he was about to get laid and at least having something on was enough to trick her into fucking him an expired condom was better than no condom for him, so I may be responsible for whatever disease he lands tonight, but I like to think that that’s what neighbors are for….

Here are my links….

Friday Slut Fest Goes On Now
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America Ferrera Tried to Get in Lohan’s Pussy
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Flight Attendant Fun
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Mary Carey’s Tit’s Are Inspirational
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Because Your Dad’s Porn is Old and Tattered Like Your Mom’s Vagina
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Jodie Marsh Has Something On Her Face
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The Dirtiest Couple of Famous Chicks Who Have No Business Being Famous, But Who Both Have Business Having STDs…
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Some Eva Herzigova Upskirt Action
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The Hills Continues to Spead Like Herpres All Over the Place
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Trick or Boobs
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These Bears Are Smarter Than You
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Christian Nymphos
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Presidential Dance Off
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Hate Elizabeth Hasslebeck? Join the Club
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Chicks Should Stick to What They Do Best. Shopping
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Your Hand Can Only Do So Much
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Table Jump
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Valerie Has a Dream Ass
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She Gives It All Up and You Will Love It
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You’ll Never Guess Who DJ AM is Fucking Because Half of You Don’t Know Who he Is…
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Angelina Jolie’s Kids Know They Are Bastards
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Striptease of the Day
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Rubber Band Nut Shot
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Brain Dead!!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Tight Black Pants
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Sushi Art
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Get Laid, Because Being a Virgin is Pretty Fucking Lame Dude
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Italian Television Boob Pop Out
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Alight This Kid Freaks Me The Fuck Out
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Becki Newton is My New WAnk Fantasy
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Busty Busty Emma
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Some Chick Named Holly Webber in Lingerie….
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Some Exclusive Simpson’s Intro Preview
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The Dos and Don’ts About Dressing Up For Halloween
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Everyone on Ugly Betty Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Rhianna on the Set of Her New Video. Tasty
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Shiny Shiny Bijou
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My Mac is a Piece of Shit, But Man They Make Some Good Commercials
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Monica Bellucci In Some Lace Shirt….
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A couple Bitches….
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JOhnny Knoxville Blows Some Shit Up
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Anal Art!!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Tits and Vag
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Some Army Girl’s Bare Ass
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

23

Oct

Tara Reid’s Hard Nipple Looks Better in Clothes of the Day

Tara Reid has taught me so much out of life. First,i there’s no reason to not treat everyday like it’s a fucking party if you have made stupid money in stupid movies and you don’t really need to work the 9-5 grind like an asshole and instead can spend your life drinking and tanning around the world in a bikini. Second, that if you lose a bet that requires you to get plastic surgery on the dancefloor by some contraband plastic surgeon in a third world country, take the high road and don’t go through with the shit, because your nipples and stomach will suffer. Third, if you are engaged to an MTV VJ who has dreams of having his own talkshow that no one watches, escape when you ca and today she teaches us that wearing a shirt makes you look a fuck of a lot better than wearing a bikini, because your hard nipples aim in the right place and we don’t have to get distracted by the mess of scars we can’t avoid when you are half naked. So I guess she’s not a useless party slut after all, but instead a philosopher changing the way we think at least changing the way we think about her, because these hard nipple pics save those bikini pics….

Posted in:Hard Nipple|Implants|Tara Reid

2008

23

Oct

Tila Tequila is Still a Bisexual Party Slut of the Day

Tila Tequila still isn’t tired of being a party slut, I’ve seen her in action and she doesn’t drink when she goes out, she just pretends to be drunk while everyone watches her and her fake tits dance around like a fool, making out with girls and playing it up like the slut that she is. It’s pretty much a total fucking lie and a far stretch from real party sluts who dance on stages with no panties after one too many drinks and ending up passed out at some chachi’s luxury loft with his dick in her mouth, but it’s the Hollywood version of reality because Tila Tequila is a plastic tool that I haven’t quite figured out who is using to make them money, but I do know that she’s not real, she’s just some internet celebrity, who’s managed to not be forgotten like all the other internet celebrities before her, and I’m not complaining because I really don’t give a fuck either way. She’s not hot, she’s just there and I’m usually willing to try to stick things in anything that’s just layin’ around. So I guess that makes her good enough.

Posted in:Bisexual|Party Slut|Tila Tequila

2008

23

Oct

Rihanna On Set For Her “Rehab” Video of the Day

Rihanna breaks down boundaries in her new video, that she’s wearing a leotard and showing off her big black ass in and that’s bringing some interracial sexual tension to the table like we were in the south and she was a plantation owner’s daughter trying to rebel. I really have nothing against IRCs (interracial couples), I think it’s all in good fun, and I am actually in an interracial relationship right now, unfortunately, so I never understood why the Jews always got so worked up about their sons marrying outside their faith, I guess it’s gotta do with them thinking they are the chosen ones or some shit, but seriously we should fuck whoever the fuck we want to fuck or whoever the fuck is willing to fuck us, and sometimes we don’t really have the choice of what color skin they have, or what god they prey to, or whether they even have female gentials. Desperate times call for desperate measures and is the reason why I always keep a wig in close proximity, in the even I need to make that 5 dollar blowjob feel less gay….

Posted in:interracial|Leotard|Rihanna|Set|Video

2008

23

Oct

From the stepFORUM of the Day

So much random shit goes on online everyday that I just can’t keep up with it, paritally because I hate the internet and partially because I don’t care enough to scrub everything out there, but also because I am lazy and busy obsessing on how to get out of this hell that I am living. So the people in the stepFORUM are making up for my perpetual slacking so you should be able to find some things you like in some of these links.

On a side note, a dude emailed me yesterday asking me to take down some amateur porn pics of him and his gf fucking that were posted and that he wasn’t too happy about, so instead of being a nice guy I decided to make fun of his performance, now he’s threatening a lawsuit, we’ll see what happens, but in my defense, it is pretty hard to take him seriously, after hearing him screaming with pleasures of joy…..

Here are those links…..

———Celebs———

Traci Lords @ “Zack and Mira Make A Porno” premiere
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Karissa and Kristina Shannon – Hef’s new 19 y.o. twin ‘girlfriends’
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Daisy Fuentes @ Grand re-opening Burberry Beverly Hills
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Amanda and Alyson Michalka – MTV TRL
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HOT! – Marisa Miller Tribute
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Ali Larter – Premiere Of “Zack And Miri Make a Porno”
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Kendra Wilkinson & friend with great rack leaving STK
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Meagan Good – Saw V Premiere in LA
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Candice Michelle – Unforgetable
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Leelee Sobieski – Purple Fashion magazine LQ
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Jennie Garth in white singlet & jeans leaving home
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Carrie Underwood – Unveils her wax figure at Madame Tussauds
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Sarah Jessica Parker @ Mobile Art Chanel
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Jodie Marsh and her Fake Tits
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Lori Loughlin Cuz You Crushed On Her on ‘Full House’
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Angelina Jolie – Pictures from W. Magazine
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———Sleaziness———

Lina-GGG
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Bobby 18
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Random Cuties
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Teagan Presley – Jacks Playground 38
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Money Shots, Biotch!
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Young and Tasty
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Teagan Presley – Being Juiceed and Spueezed
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———Music———

thenewno2 (George Harrison’s son!)
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Hot Hot Heat – Happiness, LTD.
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De La Soul – The Grind Date
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Clientele – The Violet Hour
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Elf Power – Back to the Web
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Jackson Browne – Time the Conqueror
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Fall Out Boy – Leaked In London (Live)
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I Bet You’ve Been Rick Rolled Before…and liked it!
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———Comedy Albums——–

The Jerky Boys – Vol.1
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The Jerky Boys – Stop Staring At Me!
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———RDC’s Music and Concert Videos———

The Beatles and Cirque du Soleil
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NIRVANA – Live! Tonight! Sold Out!!
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Sex Pistols – The Filth and the Fury
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Dawn of the Dead
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Hidden Camera
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2008

23

Oct

Gisele’s Skinny Model Legs of the Day

The one good thing about models, even if the model in question was born with a penis, or at least looks like she was because she has the hardest fucking face around, it their legs. They generally don’t have tits, don’t have an ass, and may not even have a pussy, but long skinny legs are always fun to look at, especially when your life revolves around a wife who doesn’t have knees anymore, but instead has a set of deep set dimples where her knees were buried in obesity. Sure, you may not want legs you can wear as a scarf because you find shit bony and creepy, but walk a mile in my shoes before judging me, because the last time my wife tried to put her leg on my shoulder it dislocated, and instead of it feeling like I was wearing a scarf and about to go for an amazing lunch, it felt like I was in a work related accident at a chemical factory that smelled like shit, or maybe being smothered by a hundred pound bag of rancid cottage cheese that smelled like shit, or even like getting stuck under a bouncy castle with a preschool of kids jumping on the shit after half of them accidentally shit themselves with excitement, explaining the smell of shit, all with no way out but suicide and that probably traumatized me enough to be drawn to these long and luxurious model legs.

Posted in:Gisele|Legs|Skinny

2008

23

Oct

Olivia Munn Does Halloween For Complex of the Day

Halloween is coming and that means that so are the everyday girls who feel it’s time to show off their wild side that they really want to show off on the daily basis, but have been raised to think it is inappropriate, except on Halloween, because you’re just dressing up and not actually showing a secret slut side of you. It is like a day pass into whoredom, and that means a lot of the girls you’ve seen walking around in sweat pants, or sweaters, or jeans, who look really fucking boring and prude, will be out getting drunk in lingerie or slutty costumes and that’s what makes shit the hottest night of the year.

And you know, when a girl gets out there dressed all slutty, she usually ends up getting all turned on and that means with a little booze, she will put out because of all the sexual attention she’s been getting all night that she’s not used to, making Halloween a night you may actually get laid, and if you can’t or haven’t got laid on Halloweens of yesteryear, then you’ll probably appreciate Olivia Munn in Complex trying on a couple of costumes, because it’s safe to say, you’ll be at home that night watching G4TV and she’ll be your date, after giving out candy to the neighborhood kids because your mom’s more fun than you and out at a work party and you had little else to do, and if you’re lucky, Munn will be wearing one of these costumes or something a little more slutty, so that you don’t fully miss out on life, like you have been the last 20 years and that way you can at least jerk off to someone in costume, since you’re not out jerking off on someone in costume and from my study, it’s less creepy than jerking off to the Charlie Brown Halloween special.

The truth is that I have never dressed up in the past, because I always found it tedious and lame, but the last 2 years I noticed that guys who dress up get a lot more attention from girls, because girls love dressing up and love talking to guys who dress up and it’s pretty much the easiest coversation starter, and unfortunately for us, conversation is the first step to fingerbanging a girl on the dancefloor, unless of course the girl is passed out drunk in her lingerie costume on the couch at whatever party you’re at, being as quiet as possible is probably your best bet. I’m just lookin’ out for you. Oh, and the costume of the year if you want pussy is to dress like Sam Ronson….


To see the rest of the pictures…..
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Posted in:Halloween|Olivia Munn|Slut

2008

23

Oct

Heather Graham’s Saggy Tits of the Day

I remember loving Heather Graham’s tits, but like all big titties, they grow up and turn 30 something and don’t have the same fuckin draw they had when they were in their 20s, because the nipples aim to the ground like the chick was overweight, and the perky beautiful cleavage that once was, now looks like some kind of sloppy spread out mess. The skin that houses Heather Graham’s tits have been through a lot, you know holding up all that fatty tissue all these years, it was bound to reach a point where it just couldn’t do it anymore, you know like when you carry home your wife’s insanely heavy groceries for the week because she eats a lot and you feel like you just can’t make it up that last flight of stairs because your hands just can’t take the pressure,well,that’s pretty much what Heather Graham’s tits are going through and I guess all we can hope for is that her vagina hasn’t been through the same amount of strain and is hanging down somewhere mid-thigh.

I am sure it’s just one of those natural courses of life that makes us all remember that 20 year olds are pretty much better to look at naked than this shit.

Here she is doing us all a favor and covering up that shit….

Posted in:Heather Graham|Saggy|Tits