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2007

10

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got an email from someone who bought a stepSHIRT 42 days ago and I hadn’t delivered yet. I’d like to say that whoever ordered a stepSHIRT will be getting them within the week. I’ve mailed them all off and it will change your life. The shirt I sent may not be the one you ordered, but it’s a fuck of a lot cooler and a fuck of a lot more of anything is better than just more than something if you get what I mean.

Sometimes I make no sense, sometimes I do, I went to a bar and remembered all the fun I used to have. I think it’s time to find the fun again. I’m talking Karaoke performances, fucking with bouncers and bar maids and patrons, having a good laugh and going home not caring who I pissed off or what I said…finding that inner rockstar isn’t always easy but it can be done, just like the girls I saw tonight….

In the meantime, here are some stepLINKS for you to love….

A Video Called Strictly Wheelchair…
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Bastardly Minute with Holly Weber
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Watch These Two Girls and Their Neat Trick
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A Little Katherine McPhee Picture Action – Not Fat No Mo’
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A list of girls Justin Timberlake Should Hook Up With Next
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Jocks are Fucking Idiots
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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Some Topless Olympian on the Slopes – Weird
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Some Dirty Girl Named Francesca Video
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Crackwhores Gone Wild… NSFW and Fucking Depressing…
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Boobs are Never Idiots…
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Kate Beckinsale Sex Scene
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Ms Marie the Urban Pin-Up
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I love Lynyrd Skynyrd and this Hoodie is $10
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I assume you know girls and if you do buy them this…
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Christina Aguilera Upskirt Prevention
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Corset Fetish Pics…
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Vanessa Minnillo Pokies
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Dude Fucks a Pizza…Probably a Good Idea for Some of You….
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Kissing Girls
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Listen To This Orgasm it’s Fucking Funny
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Some Big Real TIts from the Bang Bus
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Buy me a country you bastards…
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Sarah Morrison Doesn’t Know Why….but I know and it’s cuz she’s a whore.
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Who is Cory Kennedy and Why Do I hate Her
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Paris Hilton Hotels are Getting Sued Cuz They Have Crabs…
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Here’s a little Arab for You
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Smelling Right Gets You Something TIght..That’s a Poem…
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2007

10

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton's Nipple Slip of the day

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I am from the school that if you’ve seen it once you’ve seen it a million times. I never understood dudes who got married because they just had to loook at the same naked bitch over and over again until they died. I thought that the first time you banged was probably going to be the best because she was on roofies and landing a second date would be next to impossible. Not to mention the world is full of ready and willing fat chicks who don’t get any male attention, so if you don’t want to push you roofies luck, like a armed robber who doesn’t know when to stop robbing because it’s so easy until he gets caught kind of thing. That was before I got married and had to share a bed with a beast of a woman everynight because for some reason, when life was down in the dumps, I thought I was in love. That said, I feel like I am married to Paris based on the number of times I have seen her tits and the number of times I’ve watched the sex tape, the benefit of maintaining this one-sided love affair is that I don’t have to listen to the smut that comes out of her useless mouth but also because I will never land the herpes I read she had.

Either way, here’s her nipple again…and I realize that I am posting yesterday’s content tonight at 1 am, I was too busy shoving my new iPHONE up my ass. I guess that’s one of the perks of running the hottest site on the internet that doesn’t make me money. Cuddles. PS – I love that everyone is hard over Paris’ nipples, I’m way more into her strong hand.


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2007

10

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton’s Nipple Slip of the day

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I am from the school that if you’ve seen it once you’ve seen it a million times. I never understood dudes who got married because they just had to loook at the same naked bitch over and over again until they died. I thought that the first time you banged was probably going to be the best because she was on roofies and landing a second date would be next to impossible. Not to mention the world is full of ready and willing fat chicks who don’t get any male attention, so if you don’t want to push you roofies luck, like a armed robber who doesn’t know when to stop robbing because it’s so easy until he gets caught kind of thing. That was before I got married and had to share a bed with a beast of a woman everynight because for some reason, when life was down in the dumps, I thought I was in love. That said, I feel like I am married to Paris based on the number of times I have seen her tits and the number of times I’ve watched the sex tape, the benefit of maintaining this one-sided love affair is that I don’t have to listen to the smut that comes out of her useless mouth but also because I will never land the herpes I read she had.

Either way, here’s her nipple again…and I realize that I am posting yesterday’s content tonight at 1 am, I was too busy shoving my new iPHONE up my ass. I guess that’s one of the perks of running the hottest site on the internet that doesn’t make me money. Cuddles. PS – I love that everyone is hard over Paris’ nipples, I’m way more into her strong hand.


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2007

09

Jan

I am – Britney Spears Bikini Pics of the Day

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Fuck it. I am going to post these bikini pics because it’s all I fucking post. There was a time when this site was more interesting to read, I did stepINTERVIEWS, I did stepFAME, I did stepSTALKING, I did a little stepTV and it was pretty fucking crafty.But no one was reading it. Now all I can bring myself to do is post pictures of celebrity sluts in bikinis because it is easy, you like it and my spirits are broken. That’s not to say I will never bring back the good stuff, it’s just that there is only so much time in a day and until I get more than one email a month asking me to make someone famous I am going to stick to this formula, until I get bored of it.

That said, here’s a little post-pregnancy bikini action from the back….There’s nothing like lookin at a 25 year old mother of two’s cellulite ridden ass while hanging out with some cocksucker who thinks he’s in a gang…it reminds me of everytime I go to the full service strip club an hour outside of Montreal. The bitches are hotter than anything you’ve ever seen, young and all mothers of three who love guys who rap. They suck your dick for 100 dollar and probably pump out 30 blowjobs a day, something britney is far too familiar with, except for the $100 part, she pays you to do it….Good Deal…Here are the pics.

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2007

09

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Myspace Has Deleted My Profile, 4000 friends and a lot of genius sent messages – deleted. Very sad but expected because Myspace are owned by FOX and FOX are a bunch of fucking corporate cunts who hopefully slowly see their shitty social networking site drown. I hate being censored. Friendster deleted my profile, so I moved to Myspace and look at friendster now…exactly…

Invalid Friend ID.
This user has either cancelled their membership, or their account has been deleted

From now on, I only use Trendmill, it’s not open to the public, but if you want VIP access type in DS as the invite guest list code.

That said, I have requests for my beautiful readers. The first request is if any of you live in cuba and have access to cigars for cheap, please send them to me. I am on a Cigar a day habit and even the cheap cigars are too much for me to afford. The second request is I need some ideas on how to advertise my new stepshirt. My idea is to get a girl in the shower with it on but I can’t find any girls willing to do it. I tried to convince my stepdaughter and she told me to fuck off. The irony is that she’s a fucking slut and lets dudes do lots of dirty things to her, but being in a wet t-shirt on the internet is too hardcore for her…even more hardcore than the 3 abortions she had in 2006.

Either way, my neighbor keeps banging on the fucking wall and it’s driving me crazy, I can’t afford to go to AVN this week and that fucking sucks, so here are my links for the day.

PS – I convinced some guy to build an actual link dump for me, he said by the end of the week. So Get Excited….Assholes…this is the next collegehumor, only it will never make me money, buy me a NYC Loft, or get me laid…


Biker Tattoos Mean A Girl Is Trash. Trashy Girls Means You Won’t Have To Use a Rubber…
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Fat Girls Have Boobs…Way Too Much Boobs…
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A Whole Lot of Dirty Mind Galleries For You To Love
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Some Sienna Miller in a Black Cleavage Dress I Want To Take Off With My Teeth…
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More Proof That Fat Girls Have Boobs…
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This is a Funny Shaped Vibrator..
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Go Go Gadget Shirt…
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Some Fat Chick Writes a Book Called Stacked About Having Big Tits….Pamela Anderson wrote a booked called Stacked and She isn’t Fat…
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Here are some ImageFAP pics with girls and nipples…
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Moran Atias, She hosts the Israeli version of Deal or No Deal called Jew or Bigger Jew and She’s Hot and Willing To Suck Your Dick if You Have a Good Job, an Education and are Bar Mitzvahed and go to the Same Summer Camp
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Celebs Partying with Non-Celebs…must have the same drug dealers…
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How about a little Tujuana from Latvia in a Micro Bikini…
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Drunk Girl Grabbing Another Drunk Girl’s Tit
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Screech Used a Stunt Cock…
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Bikini Beach Fight
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The Jessica Alba Beach Video
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Leaked Footage of Dane Cook on Crank Yankers…I hate this guy….
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I used to be in love with Rachel Bilson Before I found Out She Was A Man…Here are some Panty Pics
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RIP Mr Cup of Noodles…Your Invention Feeds My Family…
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Some Jewish Girl’s Tits in a Box…Lookin for a Nice Jewish Husband
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Groucho Marks is Quoted for Saying Something Dirty….Find Out if He Said What People Say He Said….
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This site has tons of pics of Models and Photoshoots and You Will Like It…
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What the Hell is French Maid TV and Why Do These Cunts Have Such a Shitty Accent, They’re Lucky They Dress Hot or I’d Never Link ‘Em….
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Here’s a Gallery of Adrianne Curry Lookin Pretty Damn Hot…
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Montreal Has Hot Chicks, Click on Femmes to See this Modeling Agency’s Roster
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These Boobs Are Big
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WHen a Brady Loves his Daughters…This is a Joke Trailer About Mr Brady Loving His Brady Daughters too much…I don’t Get it…
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This Girl is Getting Naked for the Troops – I Like People Who do Their Part…
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Christina Model Bounces Out of Her Top
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Scarlett Johannson in Esquire
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Danielle Llyod Panty Upskirt…
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Girl Gets in Trouble for Pissing Herself…
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I like the Hipster in Blue with the Dent in Her Ass…
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Solid Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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LastNightsParty Brings the Hipster Panties and Sexy Poses…Again….
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Here’s Her Website…
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LPSG Post of the Day About Fags Showin’ Off At Urinals..
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Orgasm Simulation
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This is a Video Called Best Boots and Accessories…Watch it…
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Italian Model Elizabeta Canalis Get Pranked in a HUGE Way – Amazing….
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I have no idea what’s going on here but involves things being shoved in an ass..
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Japanese People Acting Crazy in a Photobooth…
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Pregnant Smoker and her Vagina that Got Her in this Mess
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Don’t Pay to Get Laid, Pay for this Spray, Pheromones were on Oprah Today an it Works. According to Her Doctors Girls Can’t Stand the Way Their Dad’s Smell because it’s Nature’s Way of Stopping Incest…It Feels So Right, but is So Wrong…Either Way, I don’t Lie To You…
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2007

08

Jan

I am – Keira Knightly Bikini Pics of the Day

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This site is all about bikinis lately. I had a dream last night that I actually hunted down good content on the internet instead of always posting the same recycled garbage other people are posting. I started posting the celebrity pictures as a bit of a scam, luring people into the site, giving them pictures and hopefully winning them over with my genius writing. I don’t think that ever really worked out for me because the second I move away from the celebrity bikini pics my traffic goes to shit and I get hate mail. That said, here are some more bikini pics of Keira Knightly. She’s got a tight body, little tits and a hot ass and is worth a round. I know that round is not likely to happen for any of you because sex isn’t a familiar activity for you, but it will happen for her boyfriend with a girl hair, just look at how he’s molesting this slut…

I like girls who put out. I am watching the news now, because I only have one channel, it’s been pretty fucking exciting, but not as exciting as this post which has no jokes embedded in it like a youtube video because I was hanging out at a taxi stand earlier today and my cab driver who looked like he was hit by a bus and spoke like he had brain damage told me that I should apply for a job at Google, because working there is like being on a honeymoon….he also told me that life is all about being chill, so in bein chill, I sat at that taxi stand for 5 hours and neglected this site. We talked about how vegetarians are gay. You’re welcome.

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2007

08

Jan

I am – More Keisha Buchanan Bikini of the Day

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I am being accused of being a racist because of my black guys dancing like monkeys like I was watching the nature channel. I am not actually a racist, I watch Oprah, real racists HATE Oprah. I admit that I do make fun of everything, but when I am at a bar and the only people on the dance floor were black dudes dancing like they were doing some tribal hunting dance, I feel the need to report back to you. If I was in a club and a bunch of white guys were doing the same arm swagger air humping, I’d write about that…so stop sending me emails about how I am a piece of shit racist and just try to visualize what I saw becuase it was funny. That said, I was drunk all weekend and I don’t think anything funny really happened. IT’s 5 pm, most of you fuckers are leaving work and I am just getting started….

I figured what better way to start the week of this non-racist site than to post pics of Keisha Buchanan from Sugababes a UK music group in Miami, in her bikini, next to some topless chick…because I don’t discriminate when it comes to bikini pics, especially when that bikini is a thong bikini.Cuddles.

PS – I heard some dude is bribing Oprah…what’s up with that…doesn’t he realize that she is a savior to our generation…I’m talking feeding the African Aids Babies and giving them shoes…proving that it pays to have Aids when Oprah’s in the room…amongst other things. I guess I’ll go google that while you look at these pics. Pervert.

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2007

07

Jan

I am – Kate Moss Topless in Thailand of the Day

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I was going to save these and post them with an actual post. I drank a 26er of vodka and I can’t sleep. It’s 6 am and I’ve decided that I am going to be a star. That said, even if it doesn’t pan out for me, at least you’ve got some shitty Kate Moss topless in thailand pics. This post is short, but so is my 6 am drunken attention span. Cuddles.

I was going to make a joke about how her little titties are perfect for thailand because thailand is a pedophile’s hangout but decided that was a stupid joke, even in this stupor, then I was going to talk about how her friend’s tits hang to the ground like her nipples are trying to feel the beach sand underneath their nipple feet but the small titties don’t give them the distance they need, but realized that was a worse joke. Fuck you. I don’t see you working at 6 am sunday morning after drinking a 26er of vodka. This is commitment.

Either way, I am in love with Kate Moss….

For More Go HERE

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2007

05

Jan

I am – Keisha Buchanan Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who this bitch is, her name is Keisha Buchanan, so she must be black. She is in some UK band called the Sugababes. I am posting these because she is in a bikini and this has been Bikini week. I am not posting these because she is hot. I am also posting this because she is black and from the UK and out in the sun swimming, which is pretty much a Christmas miracle because black people don’t swim and people from the UK hate the sun…




Speaking of Christmas Miracles, I was talking to a couple of celebrity bloggers on AIM and they said that some asshole from VH-1 contacted them. The reason he is an asshole is because he is the producer of some celebrity round-table type of show and they want some insiders to discuss celebrity. Now I know that this site sucks and that I don’t know much about celebrities, I know that I am not that pretty and not really someone that anyone would want to see on TV, but I do know that hands down this site is a fuck of a lot more interesting than any of the sites out there. I know that I have no interest watching some virgin geek with a solid grasp on WordPress and link exchanges with other virgin geeks talking about celebrities like they fucking know what’s up because they read about it on TMZ.com or ContactMusic or FemaleFirst.co.uk….See I know what is up and I want networks fighting for a drunkenstepfather show.

If you work for VH-1 and you’re reading this, let your boss know he’s a fucking cunt for sleeping on the future of entertainment, not to say that I am the future of entertainment, but I figure you gotta go in with that attitude if you want to sit at a round-table with all the Junior Perez’s out there and I know you don’t actually work and that you live in your mom’s basement, so asking for help was me being funny, because I know you can’t even help your mom bring in the groceries….

Here are the pics….

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2007

05

Jan

I am – Rihanna Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

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It’s a race against time, my computer battery is about to die and I need to pump this post out. I feel like I am James Bond or some shit, but a lot lazier. I went out to a club last night, it was the first time I had been in a club in a long fucking time. I was given a VIP Pass to get in when I was sitting on a bench near by, so I decided to go up and look for content and check out tits. When upstairs, I ran into a bartender I knew from my raving days. I wasn’t one of those fur pant wearing queers, I was more of a sexual predator to girls jacked on E. He got me drunk and in my drunken stupor noticed that all the black dudes in the place were dancing like monkeys. I am not being racist, I just felt like I was watching the nature channel and this was their mating ritual.

Speaking of black people, here are some pics of Rhianna in a bathing suit pics because I am keeping up the bathing suit theme for the week, but before you start jerking off, check out her Michael Jackson skin rash on her upper thigh, right next to her cooter, I can only assume it’s not just a birthmark….

Now here are them there pics…

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I beat the clock…

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2007

05

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the bank today because I owe them money. They busted me depositing empty envelops and withdrawing cash from my stepdaughter’s bank account and they were going to arrest me, but realized that I only did it for $40 and cut me a deal. So I had to go in there and pay them back the $40. When I was waiting in line 2 Jewish looking rich girls were talking about Perez Hilton and Donald Trump’s wife’s tits. That’s when I realized that no one talks about me when they are in banks 10,000 miles away. I just don’t have that staying power or that many readers. So today I decided to do a NSFW link dump. My site is blocked in all schools and businesses around the globe, so I figure why the fuck not…. I am not a porn site but for this stepLINKs, I’ll pretend to be. Enjoy.


Hannah The Hot UK Naked Chick Doing a “Tail” Dance
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Donald Trump on Rosie – These Guys Answered Yesterday’s Prayers…
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Nikki Sixx has a Clothing Line. So Lame it’s NSFW
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Pornstar Boxing Video
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This is Called – Not Jennifer Aniston’s Tits
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Allison Angel Shows her Box in an Austrian Outfit cuz She’s Crazy Like That…
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Anyone Who Reads This Site Knows I Love Creepy Celebrity Stalking Montages…
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Scarlett Named Most Beautiful Celebrity of All Time…
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Some French Girls Yells at Her Mother While Getting Naked For The Webcam – Amazing and NSFW
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Top Free Amateur Porn Site Ever
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This is Called Urban Pin-Up Because the Bitches Pose Topless and are Hipsters..
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Paris Hilton Turns Down a Sex Doll, because anyone who would have bought one has already fucked her….
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This is Called Melanie Brown See Through Top
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Old Cameron Diaz Bikini Pics
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This Cam With Her Clip on Heavy is Sponsored by Burger King, Xbox, Adidas and Samsung…I have no Idea How these Motherfuckers pulled this off but they are way fucking cooler than me – obviously.
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This is Called NYE’s Hipster In Her Panties…
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Nell McAndrew Megapost
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Some Big Booty Girl Shows Off her Ass and Gets Fingered – This is Borderline Porn, But No Penis, Sorry Homos.
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Some Bitch Named Luna does a Sexy Webcam Show
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Miss USA to Do Playboy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – With Vagina…
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Jessica White Isn’t White, But is Half Naked
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Some Guy Pretending to get a Blowjob by a Bitch.. I call this Not Safe Ever cuz it sucks…
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Girls Kissing for the Camera, You Like That Don’t You Virgin…
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Mashups Confuse Me – Here’s a Hot Mash Up of ’07 –
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Make Your Own NSFW Videos with the Power of this Cologne
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Columbian People Have Sex – This is Porn….
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Three Topless Girls at the Beach
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Some Dirty Girl Sent Her Boobs into Some Site
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Some Girl Stripping For Her Exercise Bike video
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Some Girl Dressed Like a Sailer Getting Naked on Cam
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Weird Asian Massage Video Part 1
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More College Tits Sent In
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Some Girl Masturbating on Webcam
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4tang is one of those Babe Sites, So If You Are Lookin For Babes Go There
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Academy of Muffins Boobs…
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Again, This stepLINKS was sponsored by JuliesRoom.net. They Bring Amateur Porn Clips to You For Free – Daily
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2007

04

Jan

I am – More Jessica Alba Bikini Pics of the Day

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I don’t really know what’s going on here with all the bikini content, I guess it could be because it’s winter vacation and I am definitely not complaining. If I was a celebrity I would be in a bikini all the time, but obviously not my own, if you know what I mean. That was example of a shitty play on words that didn’t really convert as solid as I would like it to. I was walking around a drug store because I needed to buy toilet paper, there are some things in life you have no choice but to spend your non existent money on, especially when your wife loves eating, if you know what I mean. If you don’t, I’ll make it pretty fucking clear, when she has to shit, it’s a fucking process, and for anyone familiar with the site, you know I don’t like talking about shit, but this is too fucking crazy to ignore….anyway, she waddles her fat ass in there and has to get me to undress her….she barely fits between the wall and the bathtub and when she’s seated you can’t even see she’s on a fucking toilet, it’s like the thing got sucked up in her or something….after about 25 minutes, I have to come in and clean up, you know flush and wipe her and the toilet down, her aim is a a little off and the smell is something I wish upon no one…That said, I was at the drug store and I saw these two 20 year old girls buying condoms, I looked at them, they looked at me and the next thing I know, security is there asking me to leave….

Jessica Alba is a lot like those girls in the Pharmacy. They weren’t all that hot, one of them had football shoulders but the fact that they fucked made me happy, even though condom’s are for pussies. I like the way this post came out, from Shit to Condoms to Sexual Harassment To Complimenting myself. Amazing.


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2007

04

Jan

I am – Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pics of the Day

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My site gets worse and worse by the day. I used to feature freaks and perverts and whores who wrestle and now all I do is post celebrities in bikinis. I got an email the other day calling me a sellout for turning this into a celebrity blog, she went on to say that I am a fag like Perez and tried to rip into me for posting only celeb content. My answer to her is that Ashlee Simpson isn’t a real celebrity, she’s just a whore who wrestles in disguise and her dad is the freak and pervert….You see, I can talk about the underbelly and the sleaze of the world set to pictures of famous people because they may make money and they may be on TV and dropping garbage albums, but their daddy’s still touch them inappropriately, and they still let their hispanic boyfriends take their ass cherry. So fuck yourself for trying to dis what I do. The real underbelly of the world is these people and your stupid obsession with them.

That said…Ashlee’s got some love handle and a flat ass, a little too dumpy for me. I do like anorexic girls because their negative self-image and their self-destructive eating habits give me a fucking boner and I’m fucking impotent. Maybe it’s cuz my fat wife is on the other end of the spectrum and she makes me sick to my stomach when I have to powder her thighs. I know I talk about my impotency and my fat wife a lot but it is a little consuming. I was out yesterday and this bitch in tights, with legs as thick as her fucking ankles walked by me, at first I thought she was Asian or naturally skinny but realized she was Jewish and knew she wasn’t just skinny, she was anorexic or like I like to call them, the real skinny because they work so hard to be skinny. I guess I just like someone with a good work ethic. Cuddles.

These Pics are Shit Quality…Which is Appropriate Since Ashlee is a Pretty Shitty Quality Talent.

Here’s some Ashlee Simpson Bikini Collages…

Collage 1
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2007

04

Jan

I am – Lohan Bikini Action Again of the Day

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I don’t know where Lohan is finding her entourage these days but they are pretty busted but at least she’s wearing a bikini when she’s doing it. I just hope she isn’t banging no chin cuz that would definitely fuck up my game. I can never bang a chick when I see the trash she’s fucked in the past, but only because I am impotent and not because I have standards, because I don’t.

I don’t really have much more to say about this because it is 4 in the morning and I am drunk. So here are her pics.

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2007

04

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t understand why my site sucked so fucking hard today, but I guess it’s to be expected when working on a budget. I had a benedryl hangover all day and it was fucking weird. The whole day felt like a dream, but not the good kind of dream where you’re getting a blowjob and end up waking up with a mess all over yourself…not that I would know, when I could get it up, I jerked off so much that I never had a reserve to blow in my sleep. True Fucking Story. I found a really sexy store in the seedy part of town and I can get my girls some sequined low cut shirt/pant/cat suit thing. It was made out of rayon for $8.99, now all I need to do is make some money to make their dreams come true, and by their dreams I mean my dreams.. Click the fucking links. Asshole.

Mary Kate Olsen Biting a Stripper…
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Penelope Cruz has a Hot Ass
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Paris Hilton Got an Ice Cube Thrown in Her Face
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Melissa Satta Is From Italy
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Wasted Russian Crackwhore Video is Inspiring….Sad thing is that I couldn’t even afford a blowjob from her…
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Watch the Old Bam Sex Tape…
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Christina Aguilera – You Gotta Rub Me the Right Way Making of the Video
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Dumped Live on Radio Makes For Funny
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This is Something To Do With a Tara Reid NYE Countdown…I Don’t Get It…But the Again I Don’t Get Much…
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Mariah Carey Vs Mary Cary Video
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Here’s a Whole Lot of Naked Girl Galleries From YDM
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This Harry Potter Rap Looks Fucking Lame, Which Means You’ll Love It..
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Some Pam Anderson Nipples…
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Look it’s DJ AM and Some Hipster Miami Tits in the Same NYE Gallery…
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Here’s Some Beach Photoshoot With FakeTitties and Thongs
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Buy Some Shirts That Make People Laugh at You, Maybe It Will Make You Some Friends
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Hipster Puke Makes Me Feel Sexy
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20 Naked Asian Girls Jammed in a Photobooth
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Big Brother Brazil’s Better Than Big Brother Fat Chicks
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Melania Trump’s Naked Past
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World Pole Dance Championship Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart and She Can Be Yours for $150 an Hour
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Some More Jessica Alba Ass
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Justin Timberlake is Banging that Fat Bitch Scarlett Johannson
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Natalia Cigliuti does OYE Magazine
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Spiderman Knocked Up Some Nasty Piece of Shit of a Girl…And This is the Result.
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