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2010

15

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I know some of you really can’t stand the stepNEWS, I get more hate over this than “Negro”, “Fag” and “Faux-Fag” jokes…Seriously, I call women out for being whores daily, but for some reason posting clips of idiots being idiots cuz it makes me laugh gets at lest one of you very fucking angry….

I guess “news” is too much thinking for your moron self…which makes me wonder why you haven’t ended up in this post…pretty much designed to celebrate morons….

Man Arrested for Exposing Self to Cop on AZ
A 33-year-old man has been charged with indecent exposure for exposing himself at a public park restroom.

Clown Charged With Sex Offense
Kids around D.C. know him as Fonzie the Clown. To law enforcement, he is Alphonso Pittman. And for at least the fourth time, Pittman has been charged with a sex offense. This is pretty obvious….

News Anchor Broadcasts in Boxer Shorts

Delta Pilot Arrested for Being Drunk on Duty

School Suspends Kid for Bloodshot Eyes
Administrators at Byron Nelson High School in Trophy Club suspended a 16-year-old boy on Tuesday because his eyes were bloodshot and they thought he might have been smoking marijuana, but he was crying because his father recently died.

OH Woman Arrested for Teaching Her 2 Year Old Daughter to Smoke Pot on Video….Ghetto Obvious….

School Presentation Gets Suddenly X-Rated With Hardcore Male Pornography

White Trash FL Man arrested for using BB gun on son to jog
Bonus: Horrible hat tanline

1-Yr-Old Girl Nearly Drowns in Toilet

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2010

15

Sep

Gay Hipster Fight in LA of the Day

This is hysterical.

I could really go off about hipsters, but the truth is that I leave my house every once in a while and no that hipsters don’t exist anymore, they are just mainstream…I’m talking every motherfucker in the world under 25 is a hipster bisexual and it is boring……and sure some hipster girls are alright looking, and I like that they don’t wear bras, but the size of their obvious ironic hipster bush and the smell it gives off throws me off….

This American Apparel generation of idiots is boring, obvious and don’t really keep me too interested, even if they slut out on the regular and don’t mind showing nipple…when they aren’t too busy looking at themselves in the mirror trying to be authentic….

So seeing them turn on themselves is amazing.. Faux Fag in skinny jeans and deep V neck tank tops battling flannel shirt and stupid haircuts is hilarious…too bad they didn’t cut each other up…but the good news is they will probably all die of AIDS in 20 years…

Enjoy

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2010

15

Sep

Jaime Renee Smith’s Tits on Weeds of the Day

I don’t know what the show Weeds is…I mean I heard about it in passing years ago…but I don’t know what it is about, what it is on, who is on it and even if it is still on the air. All I know is that when I used to have a TV many years ago, finding tits to jerk off to was limited to scrambled porn, french late night TV, the occasional sex show, and kids shows.

We didn’t have bare tits, we had Baywatch and Jennifer Aniston’s hard nipples on Friends….music videos and Barney….

It’s like TV is trying to compete with the internet and I guess sexing it up is the only way…

Kids have it too easy these days…I remember scavenging and being creative for orgasms…it wasn’t handed to me on a silver platter.

We are all doomed…

Her name is Jamie Renee Smith, her IMDB hasn’t been updated since 2009 cuz no one cares about her, probably the reason she’s getting topless on TV. The video I posted turned out to be fucking weird video…I assume the file is corrupt – but the dialog is too good to ignore and not post…here are the pics….

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2010

15

Sep

Heidi Montag Holding Her Big Stupid Tit of the Day

I feel like I may have missed this picture of useless bottom feeding trash pulling out her fake tit she got for attention while in staged bikini pictures she is taking for attention…because her sex tape rumor needs to be kept alive since it has people who want to see how bad her plastic face fucks…..from yesterday’s Heidi Montag Fake Tits in a Bikini Post

I find the whole thing tedious, boring, repetitive, obnoxious…but I have my fingers crossed that this story ends in murder suicide…something we can all collective jerk off to in excitement…


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2010

15

Sep

Katy Perry Tits at her High School of the Day

Katy Perry did a private event at her High School where I assume she was a total fucking loser and that is probably a reason for her trying so fucking hard. She apparently made a big stink about some dude who didn’t go on a date with her, called him out, asked him what’s up and dedicated a song called “You’re Gay” to him….all pretty obvious and ridiculous and I hate giving this bitch attention….but she just keeps wearing latex and she keeps showing off her tits….and like the man I know who spend his last 400 dollars on a latex suit he passed on from whore to whore to cum on, I like that shit. I just hate Katy Perry…

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2010

14

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not trying to get naked pictures of the girl in this header picture, partially because I already have naked pics of her, but also cuz she scares the fuck out o me…

But I am trying to get naked pictures of a girl with a clothing line and i need all your help to help make that happen. She doesn’t know my plan, but I guess she may now….so in efforts to impress her, cuz you are all I have….please


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Here are my stepLINKS…..

Coco On the Runway Showing Off Her Ass in the Funniest Dress Ever
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Taylor Momsen in a Ridiculous Upskirt with Ripped Fishnets – Jesus!
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Courtney Love is Some Gutter Shit in a Tight Dress and I Love Gutter Shit
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Dewi Pechler in Playboy
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Pull One Out Dude, I Know I Sure Need To
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Amateur Slut Rocks Tight Tight Jean – VIDEO
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Big Titty Slut Fucks a Banana
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Ranking the Top Five 2010 NFL Cheerleader Calendars
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Kimberly Williams and Her Country Tits Are Topless
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Natalie Portman is Looking Good
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Veronica in the Bedroom
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Pure Comedy: Rapper Falls Off Of Bike Mid-Verse In Video Shoot! [Video]
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Oprah Winfrey is afucking Idiot Part 1, 452, 242
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The Shannon Twins Are Naked and Talking About Some Thing or Another
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Big Titted Hottie Wants to Teah You Japanese – VIDEO
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Asian Web Came Cuteness
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Marisa Elise Has Me Thinking All Sorts of Dirty Thoughts
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Victoria Silvstead Bikini Throwback
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Trisha The Sexy Teen
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LOL Cat aka People Are Fucking Insane and Have to Much Time on Their Hands…of the Day
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Adriana Lima Beach Sexiness Throwback
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14 Cops You Could Easily Outrun
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Vanity Mann is Totally Jail Bait But You’re a Perv and Won’t Mind That
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Bar Rafaeli is Casual Sexy
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Viola Schroeder is Some Model with a Tight Body
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Pinky Lee Gets Flexible for the Fucking Machines
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NFL Mascot Engulfs a Cheerleader – VIDEO
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Emma Stone and Friends Are Looking Good at the Easy A Premiere
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You Can Just Tell That Raquel Gibson is Into the Nasty Shit
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Blake Lively Gets Somewhat Chesty For Allure
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The 25 Sexiest Beer Print Ads Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eva Mendes Can Dres Like a 70 Year Old and She’s Still Hot as Fucks
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Raped By a Rodeo Bull – VIDEO
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striptease of the Day
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Paris Hilton Topless Yacht
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Nadia and Dallas Get Dirty Together
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Sunny Leona is Skinny Dipping
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Denise Richards in a Bikini is Worth a Look
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Xiannie has One Hot Body
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Follow Me You Lemmings
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2010

14

Sep

Taylor Momsen Isn’t Flashing Her Vagina Yet of the Day

I will start taking Taylor Momsen seriously when she stops wearing underwear in her little rocker lingerie no 16 year old should really be wearing…because then I will know it’s not jut a cry for attention and to get noticed, but instead legit slutty behavior.

I know some of you like her, despite the fact that she looks like Gaga’s little sister, because she’s not 18 and that’s all you creepy motherfuckers care about….so I figure, I’ll give you what you want….cuz I got nothing better to do….

I find the whole thing to be a fucking joke, I mean that people take her seriously, but I don’t think people really do, it’s just Hollywood….a series of sucking each other’s dick….

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2010

14

Sep

Audrina Patridge Tits for DWTS of the Day

I don’t know why I am posting this…I guess it’s just a tribute to a cheesy fucking girl a lot of people wanted to fuck, who was at the peak of her career just one year ago, and now already on DWTS.

It usually takes useless celebs decades to get to this level of irrelevance….and desperation…

Can’t wait to see what sex tape drops 6 months after she gets kicked off DWTS…and in the meantime, I’ll be staring at her fake tits to see just how realistic their bounce is when they cha-cha, but more importantly, I’ll be visualizing how she fucks…cuz you know a girl’s dancing….says a lot about how they fuck…..

More to come…

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2010

14

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Ass is a Shelf of the Day

A day is not complete without posting some Kim Kardashian ass and wondering how much of that is legit, how much is padding/straps/harnesses, and how long shit is gonna last before the rest of her gets too big to hide in smart clothing choices…or before her ass turns into Roseanne’s cuz fat chick sloppy ass has to start somewhere……

Unfortunately, I’m the only one who sees a vile pig of a person who looks like a man, fucks like she’s lazy and thinks she is hotter than she is, and has a sloppy body people confuse for being hot….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

14

Sep

Malin Ackerman Fuckin’ Hot in Details of the Day


I never really had a thing for Malin Ackerman, mainly because she hasn’t invited me out to hang, and I have no idea really what she’s like as a person, I just saw her in Watchmen with a bunch of virgin losers who thought she was fucking amazing, and tried to take their lead as I do sometimes to connect with my fanbase….but kinda forgot about her….

Then today, I got these pictures of her from Details in my inbox, and I was pretty much blown away. They are fucking hot. Maybe it’s cuz I love amateur porn and this grainy shit reminds me of the time I did construction and found a box full of sleazy pics in a box in the wall that I spend months jerking off to….or maybe they are just fucking hot…

Good work Details…they are taking magazine pictures where they are supposed to be taken….


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2010

14

Sep

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures of the Day

Heidi Montag is not hot. I don’t care what anyone says, or how many times they call me gay for saying that there’s really nothing special to her. She’s got a shitty looking face, she’s got a decent at best body, and the only good thing about her are a couple tits she bought and anyone with 10,000 dollars could have. Not to mention, her low level attempts to get media attention, her fake husband and possibly fake sex tape that I am sure will be a real sex tape soon enough, because let’s face it, seeing her fuck post surgery, is hardly like seeing her fuck at all, cuz Hollywood ate her up, spat her out, and turned her into a monster that is barely human…and definitely not who she was before….and I think people need to really just flick the off switch on her…cuz she will go away and all her annoying cries for attention ignored….will make the world a better place…

Here she is in some staged bullshit bikini grabbing her tits…cuz that’s all she has going for her…and even that is hardly interesting…but at least she’s a pussy in a bikini…cuz that’s good enough for me.


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2010

14

Sep

Lara Stone Naked for Interview Magazine of the Day

Here is my favorite gapped tooth, inbred looking, hot model pussyy showing off her big amazing tits and hot shaved twat that I have a feeling her dad tried to fuck at least once before knocking her tooth out after she bit down on his cock when it was in her mouth prepping him, cuz dad’s aren’t supposed to fuck their daughters, even in the Netherlands….

I don’t really know what I am talking about…I just know that these pictures from Interview Magazine are pretty amazing…what isn’t amazing is that this cunt and her husband Sue Me for posting their honeymoon pictures, but these pictures made her redeem herself….

This isn’t porn, it’s fashion, but sometimes it is a good kind of grey area…..this is one of those times…

Posted in:Lara Stone

2010

14

Sep

Fergie in Some Workout Gear of the Day

I don’t know if I was drunk when I saw these pictures of Fergie in some not so revealing, typical, boring workout gear, but I can only assume it was either a lapse in judgement or maybe a ghost living in my computer did it, because after lookin at shit again, I realize, there’s really nothing to them…but maybe that’s just because there’s not much to Fergie, although I did once hold her hand years ago and her smile seduced me, but that’s just because any female contact makes me down to eat their asshole….Either way, I’m in too deep now to run and I guess that’s a similar feeling Fergie’s husband has every time he wakes up to her hard face and balding head…

Posted in:Fergie

2010

14

Sep

Is this Anna Camp from True Blood of the Day

wolf & harrison launch party

I am having an argument with my very hot female friend I am trying to have sex with about whether this slutty drunk girl in fishnets grabbing her vagina at the Wolf & Harrison launch party was a bitch from True Blood named Anna Camp.

I don’t watch HBO, I just watch the clips a week later to see the HBOobs, so I don’t even know who Anna Camp is, but I am turning to you motherfuckers to tell me if it is, because I know your virgin loser asses are into vampires and other bisexual shit….

Don’t worry, this is probably the last time I’ll lower myself to ask you idiots a favor….I generally don’t like associating with your kind…

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2010

14

Sep

Chelsea Handler Tits from an Early in her Career Sex Tape of the DAy

I’ve seen the Chelsea Handler show a few times, she’s kinda funny sometimes, at least she is for a few minutes before getting annoying as fuck…I generally don’t find funny bitches hot and Chelsea handler is definitely not hot…but she did shoot a sex tape when she was coming up, cuz that’s what whores desperate for fame do….

I know that most people on TV, have had to suck dick to get ahead. I know that it takes a lot of work, networking and hustle to get from being a useless waitress to hosting her own show. So this sex tape is hardly a surprise….I could tell she was a whore.

I know that she probably doesn’t care, cuz her shit worked out for her, she doesn’t wait tables anymore and this sex tape is probably going to propel her to another level….

Unfortunately, RadarOnline is Sucking Egotastic dick and gave him the exclusive. I have had serious hatred for Egotastic over the years because it was my URL that I let some virgin loser web programmer register for me back when I didn’t know how to use a computer….6 months after I started this site, the motherfucker released that site, used his geek virgin nerd skills, stole my content and pictures, and got linked everywhere, cuz my site was too smutty. He ended up making millions off the shit, when he sold it to Buzz Media, while I still live in the same shithole apartment returning cans to buy beer, like the loser I fucking am, making everytime I visit that site a reminder how I fucked up and how I got fucked over, and how I could be living the good life in private islands if only I was a virgin loser…

But since that cocksucker doesn’t own the shit anymore, I’ve decided to steal their tagged pictures, cuz there are tits in them….

I don’t even know if this is actually her…

To Watch a clip from her sex tape of her practicing her shitty, obvious, boring stand-up,that didn’t get her famous cuz she had to suck dick to get there….Follow this link
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