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2009

13

Feb

Some Jessica Simpson Concert Pictures of the Day

The funny thing about Jessica Simpson’s weight gain is that shit happened overnight, I mean sure we all saw her struggle with it her entire career, with titties like that, it was just a matter of time before the rest of her followed, but she went from tight to sloppy over the fucking holidays or some shit and that’s some serious binge eating. Sure it’s probably gotta do with her getting older and her metabolism getting slower and maybe with realizing that the Country world is more accepting of you when you look like farm animals or Winonna Judd, but I think it has to do with emotional eating that stems from feeling inadequate, but that’s just because that’s how I like all my girls.

I don’t know why anyone gives a fuck about whether she’s fat or not, or why she’s trying to dress like a fat chick trying to hide the fat chick in her by using fashionable tricks, to make her look skinny, something that always makes me laugh when my wife tries to pull it off, like when she comes to me and says “does this vertical stripped black shirt make me look thin” and I have to tell her than no optical illusion, drug, would make her look skinny, not even fucking blindness would make her look skinny, because his heightened sense of sound would force him to listen to both you choking on your fucking chin, but more importantly getting fatter by the fucking minute.

Here are her concert pics.

Posted in:Concert|Jessica Simpson|Pictures

2009

13

Feb

Kim Kardashian Looks More Ethnic Than Usual of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian getting her nails done and she’s lookin’ more ethnic than ever.

Seriously, not sure what it is, but these pictures scream that bitch just got off the boat and is eager to learn about American traditions and take advantage of the “free world” and “land of opportunity” until realizing it is impossible to get work, forcing her to trust some sleaze who introduces her to the underground sex trade turning that dreamy look of excitement and innocence ready to embrace adventure and turnin’ the look her eyes into nothing but despair and fear, realizing that life back in Iran wasn’t so bad after all and if only she could have known what she was getting herself into before escaping the country and knowing that she’d give anything to get the fuck back there because life wasn’t as bad as they made it out to be, and America wasn’t as good as she was told and all she wants is to just hug her mother because she’s so alone and afraid and just needs a fucking hug…

I don’t know if that made sense, I am tired and dyslexic so nothing really makes sense to me. Just words floating around the screen.

Posted in:Ethnic|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

13

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Continues to Personally Offend Me of the Day

When I first moved out of Mexico I got pretty heavy into Punk Rock. I couldn’t really name all the bands I was listening to at the time, it was the 80s, and I have a pretty shitty memory, but I can remember listening to everything from The Misfits, to the Dead Kennedy’s, but my favorite band of them all was The Descendents. The last album I bought of theirs was Everything Sucks in the late-90s, I saw them in concert a bunch of times, I used to listen to their shit on repeat, I was a huge fan, I even met their guitar player on the street once and gave him props, something I never do because I don’t respect anyone and I am a fan of nothing, so seeing Lohan and her psycho personality disorder drug addicted body, even if she’s not wearing pants, just makes me fucking mad. I feel like she’s personally trying to get under my skin and piss me off, but at least we all know that the day her heart gives out on her is comin’ quicker than her skinny crazy self knows.

Posted in:Cunt|Lindsay Lohan|Offensive|Psycho

2009

13

Feb

Miss France Out in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name Chloe Mortaud, she’s supposed to be Miss France, I don’t know who is who in these pictures, I figure what’s the point in really trying to figure out, she’s already a huge disgrace to her country, as the only reason people know about France is because the wine is cheap and the women are topless, in case you didn’t realize, none of these girls are topless, so that’s makes them nothing but big bushed, cheese eating, arrogant french rats, something I can normally see past when the French girl in question is topless or having anal on the first date making her country proud.

Posted in:Bikini|Chloe Mortaud|Miss France

2009

13

Feb

Some American Idol Slut Shopping in Bikinis of the Day

I just spent more time cropping and uploading these pictures than this bitch in them has spent being famous, not that American Idol novelty acts make you famous, but that’s okay, I’ve got nothing better to do with my time than focus my attention to some nobody bikini shopping on a show I can’t fucking stand, except for that whole Ryan Seacrest motherfucker, that guy gives me boners and I’m not even gay, he just reminds me of a high school girl that I just can’t help but want to pick him up after class in my kidnapper van and break his little pussy in, if you know what I mean….which may be a challenge, since I don’t know what I mean.

Here’s Katrina Darrell in some staged bikini shots, cuz that’s all she’s good for, even though she’s made it into the top 100 singers in America according to American Idol.

Posted in:American Idol|Bikini Model

2009

13

Feb

Paris Hilton Denies Getting Rihanna Beat the Fuck Up of the Day

I didn’t know that Paris Hilton had a thing with Chris Brown and that people are speculating that she’s the girl who texted him that spiraled into Rihanna getting beat the fuck up like the second rate citizen she is, but then again, why the fuck would I know that? I don’t live in LA, Paris Hilton has a history of getting her beak of a nose into every scandal she can and when it comes to celebrity of the moment cock, Paris is the number one groupie, following them around, working her way into their pants, by tricking them into thinking she’s famous too, when all her career is, is an excuse to get cock because we all know she didn’t do it for the money, but she did it for the celebrity power that gets her all the cock she wants from even the A-Listers and it doesn’t really matter, because she denies any involvement, but loves the attention and she shows off her stupid Kanye blind-glasses, I thought the cheesy Jewish kids at Bar Mitzvah’s and Sweet 16s stopped on these shits 6 months ago.

I tried staging a Rihanna protest, where I got guys together to burn Rihanna CDs and posters and shit for ruining Chris Brown’s career, bitch. Unfortunately, no one showed up and even my friend who owes me a favor thought it was stupid, but I am still going on this mission because seeing and accepting a non-American taking an American’s job and hating on him for the fight he put up is unpatriotic.

Posted in:Chris Brown|Paris Hilton|Rihanna

2009

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s something fascinating. I was trying to get into my stats on my site and typed in anayltics.goog.com . I messed up the URL but was fascinated by what I found, not that I was that surprised with the desperation that went into this, her biological clock is ticking after all…Try it.

So I was in a car with a friend of mine and we saw a cleaning crew carrying a shop vac, so I rolled down the window and screamed “Your Vacuum Sucks”, thinking my bad joke would go over well and people would get it. Instead, no one laughed or appreciated the best bad joke of the day.

Enough of that, here are my links…

Now This is How You Pole Dance…Holla!
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Weird Valentine’s Day Cartoon….
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Cyber Sex is the Closest Thing to Real Sex a Virgin Like You Will Ever Get
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Everyday that Goes By I Hate Shanae Grimes Just a Little Bit More
And Her 9021-ORANGE Tan May Have Just Pushed Me Over The Edge
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DON’T EAT THE WINGS AT HOOTERS
(SERIOUSLY, THIS IS DISGUSTING)
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Because I Am Still Laughing At Christian Bale
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Living On A Continent On Brooklyn Deckers Ass Would Pretty Much Be Heaven on Earth
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This Octobabie Bitch Gets MOre Disgusting By the Day, By Both Her Actions and The Way She Looks
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I Love Bigots As Much As The Next Person, But Since He’s a Cartoon, It’s Okay
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Who Doesn’t Love a High Five Now and Again?
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Fetish: The 10 Hottest Bald Head Chicks
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Being Woken Up by Fake Gunshots Is Even Worse Then Being Woken
Up By Real Ones In My Opinion
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Oprah is Dead
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This New Bitch on American Idol is Kind of a Dog and Despite That,
Or Maybe Even Because of It, I Totally Want to Give it To Her
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Jazz Will Make Your Penis Want to Dance
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Self Shot Sluts
(Say That 3 Times Fast)
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Tatiana Del Toro Will Make You Want to Stick a Hot Curling Iron In Your Ear and Open It
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George Clooney May Well Get Tortured and/or Beheaded in Pakistan
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michael Jackson Most Probably Has a Flesh Eating Disease.
Maybe He Can Get Some Skin Grafts From All The Kids He’s Molested
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Linday Lohan Pretty Much Looks Like an Upside Down Mop.
I Miss Her Big Tits, Don’t YOu?
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Danica Patrick is in Sports Illustrated
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The Sham-Wow Dude Methhead vs The Oxy Clean Homo Would Be a Death Match I Would Pay to See
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My Fatass Will Throwdown With Alexa Loren on the Tennis Court Any Day
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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If Thinking ThisBody Builder Chick Makes Me Part Homo, I’m Okay With That
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Spider Man Failure
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Roxanne Will Drive You Wild
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Even a Human Garbage Disposal Like Me Would Draw the Line When It Comes to Eating 20 Live Scorpions
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Hot Lesbians Usually Have a Way of Making a Bad Day Better
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Another Ugly Grade School Teacher is Fucking One of Her Students Again
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I Mean, Who HASN’T Been So Drunk That They Can’t Even Put Their Shorts On?
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Chris Brown is SINGLE! Ladies, One at a Time, Don’t All Maul Him At Once
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Keeley Hazell Topless Has Become a Part of My Daily Routine as Passing Out in Alleys and Wanting to Kill My Wife
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I Think These Tits -May- Actually Be Real
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Miley Cyrus is Getting Sued…For $4 Billion Dollarss
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More SI Swimsuit Sluts
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Jessica Simpson Goes Further Down the Road of Stupidity
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Remember the Little Hot Chick on Fresh Prince??
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Too Much Magic Bus
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Krystal Forscutt is Making Me Think All Sorts of Dirty Shit
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Burn Some Shit Down? Why Not?!s
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Britney Continues Down Her Path Back to Whoredom
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Will Ferral Can Do No Wrong
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Some Hot Agent Provocateur Valentine’s Day VIdeo Lap Dance Amazingness
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Columbo’s Wife Losing Her Shit on a Fan….
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Can You Take Your Eyes of this Big Titty Bitch’s Moustache?
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11 Ads To Disgust or Disturb You….
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Some Cupid Viral Video For Valenties Day About the Economic Crisis….or Some Shit…
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Webcam Girl And Sex Toys
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Some Sensual Seduction Webcam Dance Weirdness
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Some Shy Teen Doing a Quick Webcam Strip
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Some Lesbian Sex Video
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A Tale of Two Pussies
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Blonde in the Bathroom
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HELP DRUNKENSTEPFATHER OUT- Vote Our Reddit Submissions UP!!!
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Some Fat Chick in Her Bikini

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

12

Feb

Kate Hudson Does Some Paddle Surfing Gayness of the Day

Nothing says water sport like pissing on some unsuspecting bitch’s face while she suntans on the beach your on than paddlesurfing. You know they mean business when you can surf in a pair of sweatpants.

I have had a long hatred for this Hollywood trend called paddle surfing since I first found out it existed, because it is fucking stupid. If you want to go for a paddle, get a fucking canoe. If you want to go for a surf, put on a fucking wetsuit and surf, this hybrid shit looks fucking stupid, seems boring as shit and is probably the weirdest combination since blacks and asians started having babies. I don’t really know what that means, but it has to do with their genitals just not being able to fit into each other but still getting together, like riding a surfboard fully clothed with a fucking paddle.

What doesn’t confuse me is Kate Hudson’s booty, even when it’s in jogging pants that are crawling up her ass to find gold and by gold I mean poo..

Posted in:Kate Hudson|Paddle Surfing

2009

12

Feb

Kate Moss is Supposed to Be Pregnant in this See Through of the Day

Kate Moss is the boss. The rumor is that Kate Moss is pregnant because she’s got a belly and that’s a big deal for a retired model known form being fucking skinny, but she’s out getting drunk, so I assume she’s not, but then again these British slags (Lily Allen), don’t mind getting fucked up while pregnant, you feel less guilty when you have a miscarriage due to negligence versus an intentional abortion. I think she’s lookin’ alright in her see through outfit, but I also think crackwhores look alright because they are willing and affordable, so I’m probably not the best judge of these things.

On a side note, I miss Pete Doherty, bring him back you cunt. He was an inspiration to us all and now he’s gone.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Pregnant|See Through

2009

12

Feb

Some PETA Stunt For Foie Gras of the Day


I don’t know what PETA is trying to pull but they are protesting some store or restaurant because they sell Foie Gras. Now I’m not a foody, but I am also not an idiot, so I know what Foie Gras is, mainly because the last time I had a blood test, my doctor told me that I had a fatty liver from hard drinking and that I needed to shape up, I never did because I thought it made me luxurious like this duck liver that comes from jacking ducks up with food to the point of obesity before ripping their insides out and serving it as an overpriced delicacy.

Now I have tried it because I live in Quebec and I feel like this is a french thing and I wasn’t down with it because shit was fatty as fuck and I am not into expensive food, just give me some noodles and butter and I’m happy, but I don’t hate people who do eat it, but PETA does and this is yet another one of their stupid publicity stunts where people get half naked to make their point.

My theory is if you want to make a point PETA, you may want to hire models who don’t look like they’ve been eating Foie Gras the last three weeks to really understand their cause, you know when I see these girls I think they’re saying to not serve foie gras because they want it all for their fat selves, that means replace this sloppy fucking bitches with girls I’d actually take seriously. Until you do that, I’m going to head to my local park, steal one of the wild ducks and lock him in my bathroom feeding him until I can sell him for a small fortune to some Jews who are experimental in their eating.

Here are the pics of PETA making a mockery of a good cause, because I like animals, I just hate attention whores unless they are local enough for me to exploit.

If you look closely, one of them has a nipple. FInd it.

Posted in:Foie Gras|PETA

2009

12

Feb

Akon’s House of the Day

Here’s a video of Akon’s house and I decided to post it because I always love seeing the stars struggling during the economic and what better way to do that than watch these crib shows and see the ridiculous shit these people have, whether it is a fully professional kitchen, or an alligator pit in the middle of their living room floor, or even an indoor lap pool or a fingerprint lock to access the bedroom so he can’t get caught cheating on his chick, it all screams that these motherfuckers make too much money.

Posted in:Akon|House

2009

12

Feb

Sasha Grey Shows Off Her Deep Throat Skills in this Exclusive Clip of the Day

Here’s a clip of Sasha Grey learning how to deep throat a dildo as part of Vivid’s newest TV and Porn Re-Make.

For some reason, Sasha Grey is everyone’s favorite pornstar or at least the hottest porn star who gets paid the most out there right now. She works independently, gets linked to every studio’s big movie and even gets mainstream gigs, and I may not be entirely sure why she’s made it, I think it’s gotta do with her not having fake tits, being gothic and hipster and lookin like the girl next door with bush, who sucks the meanest cock, is young and doesn’t look damaged and does really fucking dirty things because she pretends it’s some next level intellectual experience.

So Vivd, the porn company that knows how to fluff mainstream media like they were one of their own contract girls before landing contracts have another TV show about to hit.

First they did that whole Debbie Does Dallas Again shit and you need to Check Out Drunkenstepfather At Their Party, It is Funny , then they did some show about the girls of Porn Valley where you get to see their contract girls do whatever the fuck they do, and now they are remaking Deep Throat. They are hustlas.

Here’s a little blurb I got with the video…..

VIVID OWNS SATURDAY NIGHT! Vivid is back on Showtime with our new reality series “Deeper Throat,“ Saturday nights at 11.30pm starting Feb. 14th. The series follows the behind the scenes adventures that Vivid went through to remake the classic “Deep Throat” into the movie “Throat” which will be in stores on 3/18. And…stay tuned to Showtime for an encore showing of “Debbie Does Dallas Again”  immediately following, at midnight.

It’s going to be good TV. Here’s another clip of Sasha Grey naked and dead for you necro weirdos out there.

For More info I am sure you can find it at Vivid

Posted in:Clips|Deepter Throat|Exclusive|Vivid

2009

12

Feb

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I ran into a friend of mine yesterday during the day while wondering around the street trying to get healthy by getting out of the house and not smoking which has proven to be easy, since I don’t think you can be addicted to cigars, at least that’s what I’ve been telling myself and it’s been working. All you addicts out there are just pussies too weak to mind over matter that shit, anyway, that doesn’t matter, I just got side-tracked, it happens.

So I run into this dude I know, he’s barely 20 and he pulls me aside since he knows what I do and shows me pictures from a party he went to this past weekend. I start flipping through the shots and I wasn’t looking at a full fledged orgy, but I was looking at a bunch of naked kids, dancing and making out and laying in bed and shit looked fucking amazing. I asked him to send them to me to put on the site and he said that the people in the pictures were only 16.

Now I don’t know about you, but when I was 16, getting a girl into her bra took a fucking month, getting in her pussy took 3 months, why the fuck are these kids getting naked together but more importantly where the fuck was my invite. I need that shit in my life.

You need the stepFORUM in your life, here a whole lot of shit going on there.

Register to get the full DSF experience!
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———Celebs———

HOT – Luli Fernandez – Maxim Mag – Her ass is ridiculous (SFW)
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Eliza Dushku – Meet the Creator: Joss Whedon event
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HOT – Willa Ford Looks Smoking Hot @ the Friday the 13th Premiere
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Sophie Marceau @ Press conference promoting Chaumet
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Bar Refaeli @ The Launch of SI’s 2009 Swimsuit Issue
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Zooey Deschanel @ 51st Annual Grammy Awards
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Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes
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Courteney Cox Gorgeous @ Entertainment Industry Foundation in Bev. Hills
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Bar Refaeli @ The Late Show with David Letterman
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Katy Perry – “Thinking of You” promos
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Screening of “Two Lovers”
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Tia Carrere – 2009 Valentine Celebrity Romance Suite
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———Music———

M.I.A. – Piracy Funds Terrorism
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Ben Folds – Stems And Seeds (2009)
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Dan Auerbach (Black Keys’ Lead Singer) – Keep It Hid
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Throwing Muses – Hunkpapa
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Whitney Duncan – Whitney Duncan [EP]
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Arcticology – Haven (2009)
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30 Seconds To Mars – Acoustic + B-Side
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Woody Guthrie: The Collection
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The Lost Trailers – Holler Back
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Menace II Society OST
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———Random———

Real Hot Girls (some NSFW)
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Rejection Sucks
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THIS IS ….
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Six Ways to Sunday [DVDrip]
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XIII: The Conspiracy (2008)
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Naked Weapon
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Ultraman Nexus | 2004 | All episodes
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New Police Story
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———Sleaziness———

Sean Could Give a Clinic on How To Post Amateurs
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Asssssses
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Kate C – Presenting Kate
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Penny flame Fucks a sexy babe with a strapon!
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Random Amateurs by Dust and Bones
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Isabella Soprano Jacks Playground
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Natasha G – Jalias
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Patricia & Thea – “SEX” [super hi-res gallery]
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Lexi Belle Confessions of a Teenage Hooker
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Fap now…Thank Sean Later
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———Screening Room———

Fifty People, One Question (Must See These)
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The Train Almost Won
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Seth Macfarlane Sings About Labia, Gays
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What the fuck?
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Sushi Conveyor
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———Games———

Cue Club (PC)
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Secret Service
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Railroad Tycoon 3
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———Music and Concert Videos———

Jimi Hendrix – Blue Wild Angel – Live At The Isle Of Wight 1970
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We’re All DEVO! (1983) VHSrip
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Michael Flatley – Lord of the Dance
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———Audio Books———

The Universe in a Nutshell – Stephen Hawking
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Ubik – Philip K. Dick
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

12

Feb

Aubrey O’Day and Her Playboy Photoshop Bullshit of the Day

These Aubrey O’Day pictures have been doing the rounds the past couple of days. I was waiting for the spread pussy shots that you’d expect from her to hit before posting her Playboy cover, you know to give you something you can actually appreciate, because seeing a whore in Playboy, not naked is a fucking annoyance. You know she gets fucked by black cock every fucking night, you know she lets her dog crawl into her tattered womb, you know she got kicked out of her girl band bullshit and desperate to get attention and you know the concept behind doing Playboy to get ahead was a commendable one, you know like a med student who becomes a Gogo dancer at a club, you know the girl who dresses in booty shorts and dances on stage to set the mood, when we all know she should be getting naked and giving lap dances and letting strangers grab her for 10 dollars a song, meaning, that despite making the right moves as a slut doesn’t always mean having the right outcome.

What I am trying to say is…Let’s see some labia even if it’s photoshopped to look worth fucking, kinda like she was in these Playboy pictures.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Playboy

2009

12

Feb

Pink and Her Disgusting Lesbian Friend of the Day

Here are some pictures of Pink with her friend. What are the chances this pig’s a fucking lesbian. Seriously I first saw them and was wondering why Pink was out with some Perez Hilton lookin’ motherfucker, then realized that this bitch actually has a vagina and doesn’t just wish she had one like the actual Perez Hilton.

Now I am all for dykes, I figure it’s a great outlet for victims of rape and abuse to take, you know since they are scared of cock and need to get lovin’ somewhere.

It’s even a good strategy for fat chicks that guys would rather not fuck and if they did they’d treat them like the shit that they are, where turning to women will be a lot more wholesome and pleasant for them, you know spending their days at farmer’s markets or planting trees, eating organic and vegan food and going on bike rides while protesting same sex marriages and shopping for flannel together, instead of getting told how useless an ugly they are.

All that to say that men are real jerks, so if you’re done with them, you might as well take Pink’s lead and find the closest thing you can to one, without actually being one.

Posted in:Disgusting|Lesbian|Pink