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2009

15

Jan

Lindsay Lohan is an Asshole of the Day

So Lohan’s people contacted me today to tell me that Lindsay doesn’t want me going to Sam Ronson’s show in Montreal next week. I didn’t even know he had a fucking show next week. He also plays at all these clubs that I can’t get into so even if I had known, I would have had no fucking plan on going. But I guess in this self absorbed celebrity minds, everything is about them.

I guess it’s funny that Lohan is spending time reaching out to useless people like myself, for obvious self promotion, or maybe it’s all in efforts to keep a short leash on Ronson because she doesn’t work and has a lot of time on her hands. I pretty much told them that we’re not in high school and she can reach out and contact me herself if she has rules set up for me, so that I can laugh in her face and record it. I also said that until she’s making me 3,000,000 dollars a year, I’m pretty much independent and can do whatever the fuck I want and she has no fucking right trying to dictate what I do or where I go. I am pretty insulted that they’d even try to pull that shit on me because it is assuming that I give a shit, which I don’t. Sure, if this was 5 years ago when I was just starting out and Lohan was in her prime, I’d be giving myself high fives for breaking down the walls between nobody and celebrity and I’d feel like I was actually getting out there and not doing this for no reason, but the truth is that celebrities are nobodies too, so I don’t get phased by them but I do get angry when cunts try telling me what to do.

My prediction is they are both on drugs. I just don’t know what drugs they are on. I wasn’t going to write this post, but I am hungover, like seriously fucking hungover and feel like I am dying so I figured why not share the stupidity that is these lesbians.

That said. I still think Lohan is awesome and I want to play connect the dots with my cum and her freckles while Ronson jerks off in the corner….


Posted in:Asshole|Lindsay Lohan

2009

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I found a 4 dollar trip to Orlando and thought about going, then realized despite it being as cold as fuck here, it’s fucking Orlando and the only way I’d ever go to Orlando is if I got a personal invitation from Mickey Mouse himself, offering me a few hours with Minnie’s cunt as an incentive to go to fucking Orlando and since that’s not going to happen, either is my trip.

No offense to those of you who live in Orlando and love Orlando, I’m sure it’s nicer than I think it is, but the name makes me want to kill myself, maybe I have it out for anything that claims to be the Magical Kingdom, maybe I am scared of being around all those annoying fucking kids, maybe I am too old, sour and cynical to find pleasure in high school drop outs in plush mascot outfits greeting me with fake song and dance, maybe I have no fucking soul, but I like to think it has to do with hating a scamming company that makes their money by getting kids addicted to their smut, like a modern day drug dealer hanging out in the school yard to secure future fucking clients. Not to mention that Walt Disney dude molested my grandmother, she never pressed charges, but he pressed her underdeveloped breasts, at least according to her and that’s not saying much.
I am rambling, the trip worked out to be 400 dollars with tax so it wasn’t an option anyway, so I’ll stop now so here are my links….

I like Girls Who Do What They Are Told
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Amy Winehouse Doing Yoga is Fucking Amazing….I Can’t Help But Imagine My Penis Getting Lost in Her Filth…
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They Should Make Every Slut That Tries Out for American Idol Do It in a Bikini
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The 9 Hottest Texas Women
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Lady GaGA is Hot, If You Are Into Fat Chicks With Dicks in Leotards…
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A Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore Cat Fight Would Be Fine By Me
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How Many Times Has This Happened to You?
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The Scariest Show on the Internet is Sexy Teenage Murder Lake
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You, Sir, Are Pathetic
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Fix Your Plasma Yourself – VIDEO
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More Porn Then You Can Shake Your Stick At
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If Movie Posters Were Honest
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Striptease of the Day
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School Uniforms in the Netherlands Really Make Sense
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Katie Holmes Wants to Be Victoria Beckham It’s Ridiculous
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Pussy Lip Slip (Say That Three Times Fast) Throwback
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Ruan Seacrest Tries to High Five A Guy – Who is Fucking BLIND
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Lily Allen Tried to Kill Herself Awhile Back. To Bad She Didn’t Succeed
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Karima Adebibe Gallery
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Strip Game Shows Really Seem Like Must See TV
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Find a Girl to Fuck. What Else Are You Doing Tonight?
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Ass Grabbin, Ya’ll
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Lisen Wants to Welcome You In
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The Dildo Burglar
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Some Cell Phone Pussy Shots
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I’m Sure Some of You West Coast Fools Remember Angelyne
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The Terminator is Watching You
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Flip Book Fun
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Benji Madded is a Fuckibg Pussy
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Now That’s a Great Ass
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Bobby Trendy, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand Sometime
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Rebcecca Loose is Topless
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Carli Banks is in Camo
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We’re in a Recession, So Get a Free Mean From McDonald’s
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Paris Hilton Got Kicked Out of a PArty
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Pixel Porn
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Now THAT’S Gaping
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Paris Hilton’s New Song is a Big Piece of Shit, Why Am I Not Surprised
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The Ten Least Wanted Sequels of 2009
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Waste Time Here Lots of Videos
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Some Rock of Love Slut and Her Fake Tits….
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Look at this Fake Skunk Hair Blonde Whore and Fuck her Whore Pussy in Your Masturbation….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Girl in Some Pictures with Ass and Titties…
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Asian Bush Mastubationing
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More Asian Tits…
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BONUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Improv Everywhere Did a Ride the Subway in Your Underwear Stunt, More Interesting Than the Dance Routine that Made Them Famous or that Frozen In Time Shit That Made Them More Famous….Maybe Next Time, They’ll Pull Some Suck a Tit in an Ice Cream Store Stunt….See More Pics and It’s The Source of the stepLINKS Header Pic….

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/boner-alert-no-pants-day/

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

14

Jan

Nicolette Sheridan’s Ass in Boyshorts of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan was out in her Malibu home, or what I assume is her Malibu home because despite the potential of being creepy enough for people to think I’d make a great stalker, I am far too lazy to bother with that shit, especially when living up in Canada and not really giving a fuck about much of anything, and she was doing it in a pair of white boy shorts. Now I know she’s older and I know it looks like she got some fucked up shit going on with her lips that probably involved surgery and I know that she’s probably got a pretty tight pussy. You know she hasn’t had kids, you know she does her kegels while keeping fit and you also know that Michael Bolton and her were engaged for 15 so I’ll assume they never had sex because with hair like he had, and songs like he sang, he’s gotta be a sister. You know, the kind of sister who prefers his significant other to be a top, but the truth is that I really know nothing and just wanted an excuse to post these pictures because I have nothing else to do and haven’t figured out my exit strategy yet. Enjoy.

Posted in:Ass|Boyshorts|Nicolette Sheridan

2009

14

Jan

Lady Gaga Forgot Her Pants Cuz She’s a Lil’ Baby….of the Day

Lady Gaga was out without pants again. I guess it’s her new fashion statement or some shit because of all the hype she got from her stunt on Leno. Maybe she’s been doing this all along and I just didn’t notice because I don’t usually keep on top of Lady Gaga clothing choices since I find her ugly, or only started to bother recently because I have no fucking standards and her ass is pretty fat making it worth making fun of, or jerking off to, depending on your taste.

I met a girl with a crazy body at the bus station the other day. We didn’t actually meet, but her ass was ridiculous in a pair of spandex pants and white gogo boots. It was pretty clear that whatever it was that she did in life, it involved stripping and that she was probably in town to make some more money than she used to in her small town where she’s from. You know, a stripper with a hustle in her step and a crazy fucking body in her spandex. The problem was that like Lady Gaga her face looked like it was mutilated by an angry exboyfriend with a shovel, and despite that not mattering all too much in my enjoyment, I knew it would make all the difference in her attempt to climb the porn industry bed post. I knew that she was going to be the bottom feeder, underpaid and doing the dirtiest fucking scenes possible and I almost felt bad for her, until reminding myself that I should never feel bad for sluts, and should get in line to take advantage of them.

Either way, here’s Lady Gaga with no pants.

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga|Leotard|Panties|Pantsless

2009

14

Jan

Mickey Rourke Goes Prospecting for Cocaine of the Day

I always loved ripping lines with people who had a cold. It’d be a fucking mess that always ended with them blowing their noses and eating their fuckin snot because shit was jacked with coke and they wanted it in them. The desperation of seeing someone picking their nose and eating it because they can’t afford another 40 bag is funny to me, it’s almost as bad as eating your own shit because you have no money for food and you’re hungry and ate peanuts earlier that day and figure a second round will tide you over or some shit.

I always hated that no one gives a shit when I pick my nose, but when rocker/fighter/biker/wrestler Mickey Rourke does it, people like me are talking about it. It’s all pretty fucking pathetic if you ask me, which you didn’t. So I’ll just crawl into my corner and shut up.

Posted in:Cocaine|Mickey Rourke|Nose Picker

2009

14

Jan

Paris Hilton’s BFF is Fucking Trash…Obviously…of the Day

I am not even going to bother researching this girl’s name because I have absolutely no fucking respect for her.

She won some contest to be Paris Hilton’s BFF, which is fucking ridiculous to begin with because Paris Hilton is an irrelevant, washed up rich girl with bad parents. I will argue that even if you’re aspiring to make it in the entertainment world and this is the only way you know how that is accessible, it’s not going to work for you because the whole concept of being anything that belongs to Paris Hilton is not only embarrassing, but degrading which means there’s no self respect, and despite no self respect usually leading to letting the right guy cum in her ass, if he promised to put her on TV when her contract with Paris Hilton is done, it’s still not going to get you work outside of porn and prostitution.

The fact that she has paparazzi pics of her is just another example that Hollywood is mocking us. They are producing shit and we are eating it up, because we all know that in reality, it takes years to develop a friendship you’d label BFF, not that you would because that would be fucking gay, so this is just another example of Paris Hilton playing some flakey bullshit that people seem to buy the fuck into, making her tons of money, and making me hate humanity, because that’s pretty much how she’s gone this far. It works for her….

I will argue that she knows exactly what she’s doing, and that this dumb ugly barbie shit is just a character people expect from her so the post isn’t about hating on Paris or her song and herpes filled lap dance, but it is about the poor confused irrelevant girl who has no concept of anything because to do this to yourself, you’d have to be a fucking retard, and I feel even retards wouldn’t do this to themselves and would rather be sitting in the corner hitting rocks together for hours on end.

The worst thing is that I know she is basking in the glory of following Paris around like her little fuckin’ pet. You know she’s bragging to her friends and going to sleep at night thinking she’s made it so far, even though it took zero fucking skill or intelligence to pull off. She’s just a fucking tool that Paris using to make more money with and after she’s thrown this moron to the fuckin’ curb when Season 2 of this garbage starts, I guess her eyes will finally open up, because spending a year hanging with Paris is bad enough, but trying to live down the title of Paris Hilton’s bitch without the money and trips to Australia and VIP entrance to clubs, is going to be a hell of a lot fucking worse….

I predict drug use and suicide, or a career in porn that leads to drug use and suicide.

Posted in:BFF|Paris Hilton|Trash|Underwear

2009

14

Jan

Jenny McCarthy Whoring Herself of the Day

Jenny McCarthy believes that beauty should be recession proof, so she took on a job supporting the cause like it was some sort of political protest and not a fucking very well paid gig for her to spokesperson this shit and hopefully get people who are losing their houses, losing their savings, starving to death to pull out the 5 dollars Suave products cost, because I guess when you’re forced into prostitution, it’s better to have soft skin for random strange men to cum on, unless of course you’re Jenny McCarthy, in which you can just prostitute yourself by attaching yourself to commercial campaigns, because you already whored out your fake tits and body to Playboy decades of go and it was the John that kept on giving, wasn’t it. You fucking cunt.

Oh, and Suave, you’re a fucking cunt too. You have no sympathy to the current state of America you just want people’s money…milk them for all they got by thinking they actually need your fucking product, when we all know that your shit doesn’t do shit, it’s just a scam. You make girls feel insecure and come in as the fucking solution to all their problems, well guess what, my wife uses Suave and she’s fucking ugly, and no matter how much of your fucking shit she slaps on her greasy fucking body, she’s still fucking ugly, so why don’t you make your fucking product actually work and accept the fact that some people are lost causes, instead of milking the lost causes who know they are lost causes with your snake oil, especially in these hard fucking times. Fuck you.

Posted in:Jenny McCarthy|Whore

2009

14

Jan

From the stepFORUM of the Day

Here’s a whole lot of shit going down in the stepFORUM because there’s not a whole lot of shit going on on this piece of shit site. Thanks for stopping by….

Register to See Everything and Get Invloved!
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———Celebs———

HOT – Jamie Gunns – Sexy In A Bikini For Maxim UK (SFW)
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HOT – Sara Jean Underwood – Damn Sexy Spike TV Photoshoot (SFW)
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Selena Gomez at Glendale Galleria signing autographs
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Emma Roberts 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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Sarah Mutch, Sexy Body In A Bikini For Maxim
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Nicole Richie looking lovely (seriously)
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Brittny Gastineau at the Opening of ‘My House’ Club
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Katherine Heigl looking hot…wet in the pool
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Demi Moore – 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Arrivals
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Brittany Snow @ Golden Globes after party
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Selena Gomez @ “Stuff You Must”
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Thora Birch – Giant boobs in a low cut dress
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Madeline Zima Looking Great @ 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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Nicole Richie in white dress
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Emily VanCamp @Golden Globes after-party
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AnnaLynn McCord Looking Good in GQ Magazine
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Emily Deschanel Golden Globes after-party
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Kim Kardashian in tight black spandex
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X-Tina
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———Software———

PaintShop Pro v8.0
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CloneDVD2
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Photoshop CS4 Portable
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Winrar 3.80 Pro
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HDDlife Pro
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CHM to PDF Converter Professional
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———Music———

John Mellencamp – The Best That I Could Do
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The Game – LAX (Deluxe Edition)
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Natalie Imbruglia – Glorious: The Singles
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Missy Elliot – Big Draws, Little Panties
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Everlast – Eat At Whitey’s
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Britney Spears – Intimidated (Deluxe Edition)
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Mudvayne – The New Game
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Busta Rhymes – Back On My Shit!
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Slumdog Millionaire – Soundtrack
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Leatherheads – Soundtrack
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Punisher: War Zone OST
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———Random——–

Virgin for sale… $2.5 Million
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Pedo Bear Art
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———Movies and TV———

Taken
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Frame of Mind – Screener
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Happiness
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The West Wing – All Seasons
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Leverage
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Passengers
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———Sleaziness———

Shana Prevette in St@re Mag
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Barrio Booty # 4
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Sean’s Random Hotties
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Cherry Poppens – Gangland #43
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Lovely Amateurs
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Shyla Stylez – Diggin in the Gapes 2
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Jenna Doll – Huge Boobs Galore
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Assss
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Daphne Rosen – Big Wet Butts
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———E-books———

Motor Trend – February 2009
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TIME Magazine – 19 January 2009
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Popular Mechanics – February 2009
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PC World Magazine – February 2009
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

14

Jan

Brooke Hogan and Her Fake Tits Go Shopping With Her Entourage of the Day

Keeping with her Tampa classy roots, you know from being the budget destination of Florida, Brooke Hogan brought her retarded fake tits, fake hair and broad shoulders out shopping. I hear after this they made their way to the local gas station to grab some twinkies and diet coke for lunch and then went on to chain smoke while reminiscing about the glory days working the gate a Busch Gardens while getting their bangs styled into a claw. Sure, I’ve never been to Tampa, but it reminds me of the local poor French trash and that’s pretty much what they do, only instead of talking about working at Busch Gardens, they talk about being on Welfare while playing Bingo, and instead of drinking Diet Coke they go for the no name brand’s hard stuff, but their daughters looks like Brooke Hogan, only a little more haggard and emaciated from chain smoking at the age of 10. They also take it up the ass on the first date and don’t mind if you put them on the internet….where as Brooke Hogan’s a little more conservative (read: boring) for that. She’s like a free hooker with a broken vagina.

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|cleavage|Implant Tits

2009

14

Jan

Posh Spice Does Lingerie Ads for Armani of the Day

Posh Spice signed a 3 year, 15 million dollar spokesperson deal to take a few pictures in Armani lingerie that will be in magazines, on billboards and wherever else they run lingerie shoots. The reason the price tag was so high was because she pretended she didn’t have the body or interest in doing it because she’s a mom of 3. Even though she knew that her eating disorder, plastic surgery and pressure to stay fit for her athlete husband did a good enough job fighting off the evidence the little fuckers left, I mean it’s not like these ads are going to show gaping mom pussy, and Armani bit. The whole thing makes no sense to me. I can’t imagine anyone buying underwear because Posh is in the ads, I can’t understand how this is going to pay for itself, I mean couldn’t they just hire a 4 or 5 girls off the street for a couple hundred dollars, and give the other 14,999,000 dollars to charity, I am sure there are hot enough attention whores who would do this shit for free. It is supposed to be the economic crisis and paying this kind of money for something so fucking useless disgusts me. It’s irresponsible excess and if anything should make you and anyone you know stay the fuck away from Armani Lingerie, provided you’re into paying outrageous designer prices for this kind of shit.

Posted in:Ads|Lingerie|Posh Spice|Victoria Beckham

2009

14

Jan

Annalynne McCord Does GQ of the Day

Annalynne McCord is proof that being skinny will get you noticed, because people are distracted by her lean body to realize she’s got some kind of primate shit going on with her face. She has manipulated the system so proper that despite being on a totally useless fucking show I can’t imagine anyone watching, she’s managed to squeeze her way into GQ, like she squeezes herself through small spaces because she can. She’s obviously got a good publicist with a whole lot of contacts who see a bright shiny future for this bitch and they are putting some muscle behind her to get her to really stain the mainstream, like my wife stains my sheets with her secretions. I don’t have anything else to say, because like a reader wrote me in an email, I have soul cancer.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|GQ

2009

14

Jan

Simon Cowell is Still Making Bank Off American Idol of the Day

The thing that surprises me most about this whole American Idol shit is that the public still isn’t bored of it. I get bored of everything in my life, from my wife, to fucking the same hooker, to taking shits and drinking, but for some reason the rest of the world is just sitting there waiting to die or some shit, because they find comfort in this groundhog day shit and sitting through the same garbage year after year until it all ends….

To switch things up, they let a girl in a bikini on the show, a girl who realizes that being a slut gets attention and proving that she’s right by letting her go onto Hhollywood, made a big deal out of it and here’s the video. They also introduced Paula Abdul’s replacement and Ryan Seacrest got some action from some girl. Something his boyfriend will be pretty disappointed in.

Here are some pics of Simon out on vacation because all this shit you’re watching is pre-recorded and has made him a lot of fucking money, which is the main reason he keeps coming back for more of the same shit. He’s hustlin’ pussy on his jet ski, which is pretty much like being in a motorcycle gang of the sea, only instead of being cool in your leather, drunk and beating up hookers in stripclubs, you wear topsiders and khakis and buy the gold diggin’ whore you’re trying to impress expensive martinis at the the country club. Assholes.

Posted in:American Idol|Bikini Audition|Seacrest|Simon Cowell|Slut

2009

14

Jan

I am not this Jesus Martinez of the Day

I have had at least 1 email about this dude named Jesus Martinez who sold his 14 year old daughter for beer, meat and some cash. I just wanted to clear things up and let you all know that isn’t me. I wasn’t clever enough to sell my stepdaughter when she was still prime real estate and if I was, it would have been for a lot of money for her virginity and then by the hour and not for marriage to one dude for 16,000 dollars. Also, I am smart enough to know that if the dude didn’t pay up, I wouldn’t have called the cops to get myself arrested for underage prostitution, I would have just broke some fuckin’ legs, so now that that’s cleared up, I can go back to writing about useless celebrities I don’t care about and who don’t inspire me. Sluts.

On a side note the police said:

In the Oaxacan community, such an agreement is “normal and honorable,” he said. “In California, it’s against the law.”

So now you know where to retire….the Mexican state of Oaxaca,

To read the story
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Bonus – Here’s a List of the Dowry…to See What the Dad Thought the Daughter was Worth….

Posted in:Jesus Martinez|Pimp

2009

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Maybe I am still depressed, probably thanks to a couple of days of hard drinking, maybe boredom from doing the same thing everyday from my dirty fucking couch we got for 40 dollars at the Salvation Army, that I am convinced someone has died on, at least once in its lifetime, that I call command center. Maybe it’s got to do with sucking at life, or maybe sucking at choosing a wife, but I think it’s got more to do with hearing a couple of young bitches talking in Starbucks about how Will Smith is an Icon of our generation, how beautiful and talented Megan Fox is and recapping this past Season of The Hills. It makes me wonder if people live their own lives and do things of relevance, or is their life about fixating on other useless people doing useless things and the whole thing made me want to kill myself, but I’ve been through way worse hardships and survived them, so I doubt I’ll say goodbye to the world, tell myself it was a good run then blow my fucking face off, I just feel like it would end my misery that comes from pop culture. On the plus side, there’s a lot of hot pussy out there, I plan on touching each and every one of them, because it’s good to have goals no matter how unattainable they are….

Here are my links…

This Shark is Better Than You
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Well, I Think I May Have Finally Fo sfund My Dream Job
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Did Minka Kelly Get Implants? I Hope So
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Bridgett Neilson Makes Me Want to Throw Up
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Jessica Biel in Some Video Showing Off Her Tits and Moaning…
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Some Adriana Lima Bikini Pics from God Knows When…
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Kimberly is Oh So Fine
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What Happens When You Eat the World’s Hottest Pepper?
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A Day By The Pool Always Makes My Day Better
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Start Your Day Right With SUSHI-O’s
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Some Dirty Tyra Pics…
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Your Top Ten Friends From the 90’s That We All Hope Stay in the 90’s
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Danielle Harrington, Where Did You Come From
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Striptease of the Day
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If American Idol Puts a Hault to Stripper Idol, I’m Gonna Kill Someone
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Tyra Banks Gets More Disgusting Every Day That Passes
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Grace Jones is Amazing and Shut the Fuck Up If You Don’t Like Her
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Bree Olsen is My Kind of Blonde
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Paris Hilton Will Kill Your Career
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Carmen Electra Gallery
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Big Tittes Russian MILF
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This Guy Got Caught Fucking a Cow! VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tuber Goes Through Window
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Dakoda is Just Plain Sexy
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Bunny Hop Fail
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Mr. Motivator is Just Way Too Much
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Love When Girls Play Dress Up
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Sluts Who Know Their Place in Life
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Who Knew Frisbees Would Be Fatal?
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Orsi Kocsis Can Be Your Newest Fantasy
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Bunny Strips Down
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Penis Painter Makes Art I Can Understand
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Katy Perry Is Trying To Get All Dita Von Tease and Shit and Failing Big Time
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Here’s The Girl From the Bond Movie…Two Years Ago and Still Hot
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Imogen Bailey is in Her Panties
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Bedtime stories With Heather
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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Throwback
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Amy Leigh Anddrews is a Bikini Babe
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Hack Your Snack Machine at Work
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Here’s Some More Photos From ther AVN Adult Entertainment Expo
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I Hope This Rumor That Madonna May Get Beheadded is True
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Sexually Harassed in Public
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The Girl Who Plays Lil Kim in the Notorious Movie’s Tits Up Close And Personal
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Amy Winehouse Pees Standing Up….
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AMAZING ROGUE COLLECTOR PHOTOBUCKET FIND!!!!!

Burka Porn…
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Some New York Cleavage
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

13

Jan

Some Kate Hudson Ass on the Beach With Her New Boyfriend of the Day

Kate Hudson has a new boyfriend, not that I care, I just like that she’s been around the celebrity block more than most people but no one ever calls her out for being a flat chested little whore, probably because she’s got a kid, even though the last time I checked, getting pregnant usually happens when you let random dudes fuck you unprotected and your abortion doctor tells you that one more abortion will put you over the edge and never let you have kids again, so either bite the bullet and bring the fucker into the world, or vacuum it out like you have so many times before and celebrate the fact that you’ll never have to take the pill or use condoms again because you are barren. I guess we all know which route Hudson took.

I don’t find her attractive at all, her little girl ass is alright, but the rest of her sucks, and I’ll post the pictures anyway, cuz I got nothing better to do with my time….

Here is Kate Hudson’s Sister in Law Named Erinn Bartlett, She Came in 10th Place in the 1991 Miss Teen USA Pageant…..And Then Kate Hudson’s Brother Came in Her….

Posted in:Ass|Kate Hudson