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2009

07

Jul

Last Chance to Get Off to Michael Jackson of the Day

I did it for Farrah Fawcett so it’s only fair that I do it for Michael Jackson so here’s your last chance to jerk off to Michael Jackson. I’m talking to you Macaulay Culkin.

From this day on it is just the sick memories you have of your first sexual experience, as well as his music, videos and movies, because after today, he’s gonna be pretty hard to reach, maybe a little “indisposed”.

And to the rest of you who have been hard for him all week – this shit’s for you. Now go watch the Memorial Service.

Live TV : Ustream

Posted in:Casket|Funeral|Michael Jackson

2009

07

Jul

Taylor Momsen Cameltoe Shorts of the Day

I don’t watch Gossip Girls because I am not a 16 year old girl, even though I like 16 year old girls and I am not a lonely twenty something who just finished college and is in her first job who finds herself spending more nights in front of the TV getting sucked into garbage shows, fantasizing about rich men who own hotels coming to sweep them off their feet instead of having to wake up at 6 am to go on a jog because they notice sitting all day is raping them of their decent at best looks, while slowly transforming into a desperate pig ripping condoms in half to get knocked up by the first guy who comes along who doesn’t seem to be a total hurtbag, just to get them out of that 9-5 life no one likes.

So I’ve never heard of Taylor Momsen. Her face looks like a cartoon character, but her legs are some kind of highway to fuckin’ heaven, that I can only assume Michael Landon is standing at the end of. If that makes sense, which it doesn’t, but it’s heaven motherfucker, it doesn’t have to. Just ask Michael Jackson.

Posted in:Cameltoe|Taylor Momsen

2009

07

Jul

Britney Spears in Some Shorts from Behind of the Day

Whenever I have horrible food poisoning because I eat garbage I find in random places as it is a matter of survival where beggars can’t be choosers, I find myself shitting random things out like blood and my liver while sitting on my toilet for hours, I always imagine that is what Britney Spears’ panties look and smell like, and it makes it all okay.

Here she is in shorts.

Posted in:Ass|Britney Spears|Shorts

2009

07

Jul

Hayden Panettiere in an Almost See Thru Dress of the Day

Hayden Panettiere was out promoting some new movie where she plays the hot chick, which in and of itself is totally bullshit, and we all know she’s more of the weird girl with knee braces, acne and asthma because her whore mother smoked and drank when she was pregnant, but I guess when you are born into the industry, even if your mom is nothing more than a low level pornstar who doesn’t fuck on camera but does Soap Opera erotica on camera, you are give an advantage, and when you make yourself up, and wear the right clothes, and get your hair done, your skin tended to, and all that other shit, you kinda stray away from the life of carnival jokes, and fuckin the fat dude cuz no one else wants you. It’s all marketing and her and her people are fuckin’ tricking us and I don’t like it one bit.

Here she is in a lacy dress that may or may not be see thru and that you will like because you are unnaturally horny and a total follower.

Bonus – Here is she is “Nude” in a Locker Room from Some Stupid Movie Called Beth Cooper

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|See Thru

2009

07

Jul

Steffi Graf in Her Bikini of the Day

Tennis star Steffi Graf was out with her kids in a bikini.

I’ve edited her kids out of the pictures because I don’t want your kind here, but I didn’t edit out her nose, despite how hard I tried. Mainly because I can’t get off to bitches with sails on their faces, shit throws me off, especially when I realize that that nose was the reason she was so successful in tennis, you know used it as a distraction to her opponents who would get thrown off and stare at her face instead of keeping their head in the game, wondering if she was actually human or some kind of caricature they saw at the boardwalk coming to life is some kind of acid flashback….

Either way, her body is shit for a pro-athlete.

Posted in:Bikini|Steffi Graf

2009

07

Jul

Victoria Beckham’s Ass on the Beach of the Day

Victoria Beckham and David Beckham are celebrating their anniversary on the beach. She is wearing some variation of a bikini that I don’t fully understand but assume have something to do with not wanting to show off her violated stomach from having babies, but I could be wrong, not that you care about what she’s wearing while David Beckham is standing next to her in a white speedo, because nothing says homo like a white speedo, and nothing says almost gay like 98 percent of European soccer fans I’ve met over the years who claim to have a non-sexual crush on this motherfucker, they just respect his fitness level, his talent in the sport and his chiseled good looks, and I am sure can’t help but wonder if they get see thru when wet, I mean it’d be just a small taste of what life in the locker room with him was like, something all those dudes would just love to experience but just for a day.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Beach|Victoria Beckham

2009

07

Jul

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s 1 am Massage of the Day

In being a total cunt of a celebrity who thinks she is more important than the rest of the world because she was in a few shitty movies when she was a kid, but who the media fixated on for so long, inflating her ego, who virtually has no money and is a millionaire at best, who lives with her girlfriend who is from a wallet fuckin’ groupie mother, who is definitely a rich kid, but not as rich as you think they are, they are just the kind of rich kid who show off their shit, flaunt their shit and live like fuckin’ pigs who are excessive to feed their useless miserable mooching existence with things they buy with money that they barely earned for themselves, because their daddies didn’t hug them enough when they were kids, all while treating normal people like shit, because they are too into themselves to be conscious of other people, like this poor fuckin’ massage girl who they called at 1 am, because someone is high maintenance and needs a massage “This fucking second” and the whole thing disgusts me.

I mean unless this bitch gives rub and tugs in which case a 1 am massage makes total fuckin’ sense, but she doesn’t look Asian or Russian, so I’m thinkin’ this is more about being a diva and less about getting off on a drunken late night where you can’t find pussy to call your own.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Massage|Samantha Ronson

2009

07

Jul

From the stepFORUM of the Day

Apparently the stepFORUM has mom’s with big breasts who are down with showing them off to the virgin weirdos who I am sure are great guys when they aren’t too busy making their weapons since they are medieval battle hobbyist and gave up on all hope of getting laid. So it’s gotta be a good place to hang out.

On a sidenote a busty 15 year old girl who had pictures of her in panties and bikinis that were definitely slutty and definitely not kiddie porn hit me up threatening to get me sent to jail cuz someone uploaded the shit, so I guess that’s just more proof it’s a good place to kick it on the internet….

Here is some shit going on in there….

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———Celebs———

HOT – Joanna & Marta Krupa Damn Sexy (SFW)
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HOT – Aussie Model Rachael Neiberding in Ralph Mag (SFW)
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Lindsay Lohan @ Silver Spoon Birthday Celebration
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Britney Spears concert pics in Paris
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Lindsay Lohan – Leggy Candids in LA
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Christina Ricci – Out and About in L.A
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Izabel Goulart – July 2009 Vogue Homem Magazine
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Emma Watson @ ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’ Photocall
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Holly Madison in a Bikini at TAO Beach in Vegas
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Megan Fox screenCaps From Jennifer’s Body
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Alessandra Ambrosio House Hunting in Beverly Hills
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———Random——–

Free-Running Robot!! (video)
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Fireworks Fuckery (video)
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TOP 5 WORST NAMES TO GIVE YOUR PENIS
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It Wasn’t Me (Blame It On the Alcohol) – Mash-up
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Bacon Cheese Roll
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Limited Edition Topless Pagani Zonda Cinque Roadster
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Roller Skating Babies (video)
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Who’s Laughing Now Billy Mays??
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Barbie is a Slut!
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I am – Random Link of the Day<---CLick Me! GO

———E-books———

Men’s Journal July 2009
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PC Magazine – July 2009
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The Philosophy Of Film Noir
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Music Composition for Dummies
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Learning Web Design
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Negotiating for Dummies
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———Audio Books———

Damnation Game – Clive Barker
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A Long Way Down – Nick Hornby
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Fragile Things – Neil Gaiman
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———Sleaziness———

STL is Back!!! and posting amateurs!
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Julia Ann – Big Wets Asses 15
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Ava Rose – Big Wet Asses 15
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Sleep Assault – Kelly Skyline
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STL’s Ams
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Brandi Belle – Stamina Survey
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Latin Mature Women #14
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Tushy Lickers – Belladonna
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Teentuggers – Juicee Jaymes
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Paige Turner – Barely 18
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Amateur – Kristin 19 Year Old Punk Rock Girl
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Chick in biker boots gets fucked in the shitter
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More Ams from STL’s collection
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Ivanna Teen – First time anal
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Naomi – I Love Big Butts
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Lezley Zen – Wet Between The Thighs
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

07

Jul

I am – Daydreamin’of Some Break Dancers of the Day

You probably don’t remember my stepDAYDREAM videos, because anyone who reads the site now, probably didn’t read it a year and a half ago. I’d pretty much throw up random videos I took of random things but as days turned into months and months into years I got lazy and stopped bothering. Even last week, I saw an inuit prostitute rockin’ out on her discman and I thought shit that’d be good for a Daydream video, because who’d fuckin believe I saw an inuit with a discman rockin’ out, but I didn’t grab that video, I fucked up and instead got this one of some break dancer doing some breakdancing. This is a new start to an old trick and I hope you guys get down with it….and if you have any videos of obscure shit you’ve seen, send it in and I’ll use it as if it was my own…..because that’s the kind of guy I am.

Posted in:B-Boys|Breakdancing|Dancing|stepDAYDREAM|stepTV

2009

07

Jul

Lindsay Lohan in her Bikini at Some Malibu Photobooth of the Day

I have come to terms with the fact that my internet love affair with Lohan has finally come to an end, it was an internet fling that lasted a couple of weeks when her and Ronson were broken up, and now that everything is back in order at the lesbian factory in either of their pants, neither have time to answer my emails, or to follow me/respond to me on twitter. Maybe I am annoying and update too many retarded things too consistently, but I like to think it’s got more to do with them being no sense of humor, uptight, take themselves too seriously, cunts.

I wasn’t really all that broken up about it, I was trying to get Lohan jumping on a trampoline in a bikini on video, figuring she could use the exposure and it could be a role of her lifetime, but instead I just have these pictures of her partying at a Malibu beach house gettin’ her photo taken with her friends, like they fuckin’ matter.

It’s on some just because there’s a camera there, I need to get in front of it, cuz I am Lindsay Lohan and I’ll make everyone love me kick, well maybe next time she should do it jumping on a trampoline, in video, for me. I mean if she ever decides to rekindle our internet love like I was Sam Ronson and she was obsessed with my vagina-shaped cock.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Lindsay Lohan|Photobooth

2009

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Some hot girl was sitting at a bar with the person I hate most in the world, he’s this little weasel cunt who tried to get with my wife before she was fat and disgusting, who I wish she left me for now, because I’m stuck with her and she’s disgusting, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that he would talk shit about me to get to her.

So I decided to order his girl a drink and him a Shirley Temple. I’m sure I got that stunt from a movie or somewhere because I’m just not that creative, but it was fuckin funny.

On a sidenote both Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have stopped following me on twitter. I assume that means it is an end of an era or some shit and I’m really not all that sad about it because if my life was validated by useless dykes reading my bullshit, I would have started a feminist site.

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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS

RIHANNA NIPPLE PASTIES I CAN”T POST CUZ I DON”T WANNA GET SUED….OF THE DAY
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A Tale of the Titty Squirrel
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Cheryl Cole Panty Upskirt
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Some Cunt Showing Off Her Tits Dressed Like Some Partridge Family Prostitute
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Some Groupie Who Banged Screech Kisses and Tells – Warning – Disturbing….
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Your Monday Slut
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American History Explained By an 8 Year Old
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Pics Of A Hot Model Of The Day: Doutzen Kroes
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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Accidentally Became The Grill Master at the 4th of July BBQ
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Glad to See Chris Brown is Out Enjoying Himself
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Who Doesn’t Love a Shaved Body, Really?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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After a Hard Day of Celebrating It’s Independace, America Just Wanted to Stare At Some Tits
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And Heres the WTF of the Day
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Asjley Tisdale Bikini Ass
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Lohan Can Be a Real Little Cunt Shit Disturber When She Wants to Be
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Cameron Diz and Her Acne Face Actually Look Alright When Super Photoshopped
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Hot Mexican I Wouldn’t Mind Sticking My Dick Into of the Day
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Arielle Kebbel Photoshoot
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More Lady Gaga Disgustingness
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Girl Strips Down on TV Show
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When Play Fighting Goes
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Looking For a Ganb Bang
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The Ghost of Michael Jackson
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Jenni is Gregg
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Weather Girl Audition Goes Wrong
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Hello Krista Blue
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The Daily Bikini: Estelle Cruijff
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Natasha Mealey Topless Photoshoot
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Cell Phone Hottie
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Meet Bryci
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Cassie & Her Half-Shaved Head @ Diddy’s White Party
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Sesame Street Does Slayer
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Some Football Dude Was Killed in a Murder Suicide
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Blue Thousand and One a Space Oddessy
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Tranny With a Horse Cock
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Kelly Osbourne Hates Lady Gaga Too. Hooray!
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A Fly on the Wall?
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How To: Have Casual Sex
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14 Painfully Funny Fireworks FAIL Videos
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This Baby Wants Boobs….
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Whores in Bikini Tops
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds:

Some Girl and Her Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

06

Jul

Lady Gaga Goes Topless of the Day

I hate this sloppy bitch, I didn’t mind slapping and grabbin at her fishnet covered ass, but I still hate everything else about her, from her face, to her music, to her image to her mocking the homosexual culture by acting like she’s fabulous and just one of them, despite it being a lie, and she’s just some NYC rich kid with a dream to get revenge on everyone who made fun of her, but I don’t mind that she’s gone topless, because tits, although uneventful, especially while floppy on Lady Gaga, are still fuckin’ tits and throw in an arm covering her weak chin, she’s almost good to go.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Topless

2009

06

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt and Her Bikini on the Beach of the Day

This cunt tried to sue me years because there was a time when pictures were fuckin scandalous and not played out, repetitive and boring, where you’d get leaked pussy pictures, or tit pictures and you’d be excited to share them with the rest of the internet, because let’s face it, some of us don’t have much going on in our lives, but now, it’s all been seen, it’s all been done, and no one sends me lawyer’s letters anymore, because there are too many sites out there spewing the same shit and these d-listers don’t get all sensitive anymore, but instead appreciate being talked about. There’s no fun when you’re just a tool in their toolbox of fame, I did this to slander these people and not help them, and on that note, I’m going to go show teen girls my dick to remind myself that I’ve still got creep in my pants….

Posted in:Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

06

Jul

Kylie Minogue Performs in Madrid of the Day

Kylie Minogue had breast cancer and now she’s not wearing pants. It’s on some Madonna and Lady Gaga kick that’s far less disgusting, because unlike Madonna and Lady Gaga, Kylie Minogue is worth fucking, even now, years after her peak and years after her breast cancer, that may or may not have left her breastless, not that mastectomy tits are really a roadblock, because as long as there’s vagina, I’m good to go.

Either way, here she is performing like she never had a brush with death and disappeared to appreciate life or whatever it is people do when they see the end and are convinced they were given a second chance and feel the need to preach to everyone they meet about how their priorities have shifted trying to shove it down our throats like we give a fuck…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|Performs

2009

06

Jul

James Blunt with a Slut at Some Beach Party of the Day

James Blunt is a genius, sure his songs are something you can not get down to if you have a cock, unlesss that cock likes rubbin up against other cock, because there was a serious science put behind his work and that was to write the most sensitive sappy shit imanginable about fantasies all women have and that make all their panties wet, like love at first sight on the subway and other cliche love related shit all sung with a hurting voice, like he really was affected by the shit, making every pussy in the world shed a tear for the motherfucker.

Now he’s living in Ibiza, the sleaziest party spot in the world, where pussy is plentiful and every single one of them dreams the next hit Blunt single will be about them and how they broke his heart….

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Posted in:Beach Party|Groupie|James Blunt