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2010

16

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute for Industrie #2 of the Day

I’ve already done a couple of posts on Edita Vilkeviciute and I only heard about her last week, you know since I’m not really on top of the Fashion workd, you know being practically homeless and the Donald Trump of not making money.

I am pretty sure I am in love. It just hurts me knowing that if I was smarter, I’d be living in the third world of Eastern Europe to recruit pussy for my Harem, getting them before they get famous or recruited by modeling agencies, you know being a first mover on that shit when they are cold, hungry and desperate like a teenage runaway….

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2010

16

Dec

Stefanie Dvorak Naked in Eine Couch Fur Alle of the Day

Her name is Stefanie Dvorak and she gets naked on TV in Austria…

I thought it was funny that someone would email me thinking I would care about some full nudity on some Austrian TV show that looks more like a shitty porno and I decided to post it because I am hungover, I am uninspired, celebrity paparazzi pictures and the lies they create around them rape my soul, and sometimes, some good old fashion immigrant pussy speaking some really vile sounding language is all I need to ground myself….

I don’t really know where I am going with this, just watch her naked on TV, cuz TV is clearly more entertaining overseas and getting naked for money or for fame or to not get fired from your job cuz it’s better than working as a waitress is international…

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2010

16

Dec

Whitney Port in some Bootleg Lingerie Pics of the Day

These pics look like some bootleg bullshit you’d find in your dad’s bedroom of some bitch he used to fuck before accidentally knocking up your mother…..and deciding to stick with her after 5 months of her refusing to get an abortion…..It reminds me of the first porno I got my hands on as a teenager that took place in Georgia and was entirely about a dude fucking one daughter and his other daughter being jelaous. It had the wood panel, the drugged out glassed over eye looking pussy, and a whole lot of incest related jokes that I watched so many times I picked up the southern trash accent…not that it matters…

What does matter is that rich kid Whitney Port is still trying to get noticed, cuz that’s what you do when the free ride ends, you hang on as hard as you can, and I’m kinda liking it cuz her weird face is washed the fuck out allowing me to focus on her tall skinny, awkward body…

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2010

15

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I still have FACEBOOK and I still spend my days trying to get girls naked on it, even with all the warnings they’ve sent me, cuz I like to live on the wild side, I like danger and the risk of getting caught by the authorities, that’s 90 percent of the reason I took up date rape, the other 10 percent, was getting laid….I don’t know what I am talking about, I am drunk on Eggnog and Christmas movies, send nudes….but before you do…

Here are my stepLINKS

Scarlett Johansson is Newly Single and Looking Hot in these Side Tit Pics
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I Know You Don’t Believe Me But Give This and You Will Get Pussy
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Gwenyth Paltrow is Looking Slutty at the Premiere of Her New Movie
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This Florida School Board Shooting Video is Fucking Weird.
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Because There’s Sluts Know How to Give You What You Want
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Minka Kelly is Looking Hot As Always
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Slut Uses Butter to Lube Up Her Asshole
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Hottest Fans of the BCS Bowl Games
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Cutie Burps Her Way Into My Heart – VIDEO
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some Pics of Lady Gaga Playing Around Being a Slut, Which is Basically Just Her Being Herself
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Jessica Alba Isn’t Just a Bitch Now, Shes a Lying Bitch Too – VIDEO
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Yet Another Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Ever Wanted to Know What Angelina Jolies Naked Ass Looks Like? Well Here It Is
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How About a Hot Little 19 Year Old
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Girl On Bike Does an Epic Faceplant – VIDEO
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The Best Burgers You Will See All Week
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Introducing Aylen Alvarez
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Who Knew thora Birch’s Dad is an Ex Porn Star and Manages to Get Fired From Roles, Cause I Didn’t
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Horny Girl in a Russian Jail Fingers Herself for the Lucky police Officers – VIDEO
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Mandy and Sophia Get It On – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Hot, Vintagey Porn Star
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Brooke Burke and Her Tight Body on the Cover of Shape
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Watch Tori Black Rub One Out
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Michelle Keegan FHM Shoot for January 2011 – VIDEO
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Olivia Wilde Hotness on Jimmy Kimme – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Guess Who’s Banging Denise Richards
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Linda Will Make You Think Naughty thoughts
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Alyssa Milano is as Hot as Ever
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High Jackman Will Die For Oprah – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Follow me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Lets Look At HIlary Duff’s Ass
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Weather Girl Sets Woman’s Movement Back 50 Years
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Another Fine Paris Hilton Upskirt
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2010

15

Dec

Pam Anderson’s Playboy Cover of the Day

No this isn’t a blast from the past, it is Pam Anderson holding onto the past, because the only thing that ever really did anything for her was her Playboy job, since then, it’s been all down hill, especially now. From Dancing with the Stars to being cast on some India Big Brother, she’s desperate, so seeing her photoshopped to shit like she’s not 50 years old with hepatitis is funny…but I don’t have the nude pics…Playboy is holding out on me because I guess they know everyone is gonna point and laugh when it hits on Friday, making this their biggest issue in a long time…but here are some cropped pics to give you a preview of what to expect….

The biggest joke in all this is that she wrote a poem to go with her bottom feeding. I didn’t read it, but I will post it…



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2010

15

Dec

Mena Suvari’s Topless Sex Scene in Garden of Eden of the Day

I find Mena Suvari disgusting. If anything, I find her a fucking monster. I am so not into her that I wrote this post about her that was totally sci-fi and I’m scared of all things sci-fi, especially sci-fi fans…

But today is pretty fucking boring when it comes to celebrity nudity or other things that barely interest me but that I find myself writing about cuz I have nothing else going on.

So this clip of her useless tits in some sex scenes from some movie that may be from 2008 that just got released here called Garden of Eden, is pretty much the best the day has to offer….Enjoy the weirdness….

Posted in:Mena Suvari

2010

15

Dec

Inguna Butane for Vogue Mexico of the Day

I’ve never heard of Inguna Butane, but since I’m into fashion photography for softcore pornography cuz real pornography bores me cuz the bitches are half retarded, barely attractive and the sex is always the same….sure I guess the fact that are willing to get fucked dirty on camera is alright…but I know people and the ones willing to do that for money are never top tier pussy…..but for some reason fashion pays better and for some reason just showing some tit, nipple or pussy in that context seems okay to these bitches….because it means advancing their career, or being in some magazine they always wished to get into…and that for some reason really works for me.

It’s like they get naked cuz they don’t want to go against the photographer or the vision of the shoot, like they know they are getting paid to be there and do what they are told, like a hooker, without all the baggage, cuz really they are just under 30 year old hot girls who think they are contributing to their industry.

I haven’t cracked the code behind this fashion model scam, but I know I like what’s going on.

So here’s Inguna, a 24 year old who has walked the Victoria’s Secret show 3 times already, showing some tit for Vogue Mexico. Mexico hasn’t delivered anything this good, other than the day I was born. Right?

Posted in:Inguna Butane

2010

15

Dec

The Kardashian’s Christmas Card of the Day

What the fuck is going on in this photoshopped to shit Kardashian Christmas card but I know it’s really obnoxious, trashy, tacky, embarrassing, hysterical, maybe even erotic cuz you know how much dick has been inside these lazy bitches as they lived off their OJ trial inheritance before becoming pornstars with black dudes….it is so bad that it has got to be a joke….

The good news is that it is the season of Christmas Miracles and if that is true, then maybe we’ll be lucky enough for them to get in a bus accident on the way to church or wherever the fuck they go as a group, where they are all in the same place at the same time…it’s one of those Goodwill toward man situations that I’ve got on my Christmas list along with the ability to get an erection and a decent pussy to use that erection on as well as winning the lottery, a luxury villa, my wife’s mysterious disappearance and much more good stuff I’ll have to get into over the next week cuz I can’t give out all my Christmas Cheer in one shitty Kardashian Christmas card post….

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Posted in:The Kardashians

2010

15

Dec

Christina Aguilera is Some Kind of Weirdness of the Day

I don’t get what’s going on with Christina Aguilera, I just know that it’s fucking weird. There is absolutely nothing attractive about her. Pretty much all of her is shit. From her fucked uo looking face that may or may not have been accidented, to her sloppy, thick, fat girl body, it’s just a fucking mess on some retired stripper recovering from a meth addiction by replacing it with a donut addiction picking up her half black kid at school look and I am really not into it….I like my strippers young and fresh faces just doing it to get by who are dabbling with E and Speed but haven’t yet gone meth deep…..

I don’t get why she’s not showing off her fake tits at the Burlesque bottom feeding to get attention for their shitty movie tour, cuz at least when she does that like she was Katy Perry I can distract myself from everything horrible about her that I just can’t ignore when her tits are being neglected…not that you care….you’d fuck anything…so here she is lookin’ like shit.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

15

Dec

Gwyneth Paltrow is Unfortunately in a Revealing Dress of the Day

I really have absolutely nothing to say about Gwyneth Paltrow. I wouldn’t care if this dress magically rotated exposing her weathered mom pussy, even if had a tampon half sticking out of it, or if there was gerbil tail hanging out of it, or even if she had a midget under the dress, strapped to her leg with his arm up in her, because I’ve never had any interest in this bitch. She is ugly. She is boring. There is nothing erotic about her, skin exposed or not….

She is a product of her father, she only got work cuz of her father, she is only famous cuz of her father and if he didn’t hook her up and wasn’t who he was, she’d probably be a secretary or something equally uninteresting that nobody would notice….

So even with her fame, I am a firm believer that she should be ignored, especially with threats like this of her showing off her genitals, and that’s exactly what I am not doing by posting this picture….She’s won this time…..

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2010

15

Dec

Angelina Jolie Skinny Old Lady of the Day

When I look at Anglina Jolie, I don’t think about her great tits that are probably fake in that movie about the lesbian model with AIDS. I don’t think about the attention seeking bad girl who fucked a lot of people and played up her gothic good looks to be the hottest thing in Hollywood for a minute or two. I don’t think about her being this compulsive mother trying to save the world with both her womb and the womb of other third world country woman as she takes their kids and make them her own, mainly cuz I don’t buy into her bullshit.

I just think about when she was in Montreal a bunch of years ago and my friend was selling more cocaine to her in a day than he would normally sell in a week and I just like that cuz she’s rich, famous, successful and loved by the media thanks to good PR people, doesn’t mean anything you read or hear about her is legit, and if you strip off the designer clothes she’s not that much different that a common street hooker….

Not that you care.

Here is her skilly little old lady body pretending she’s something she’s not. Good Times.

Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2010

15

Dec

Kristin Cavallari Optimizing her Tits to Hold onto What She Had of the DAy

I feel like a loser posting pictures of a girl showing cleavage like it’s a big deal. I don’t care whether the girl in the picture is the most successful, most desirable, or most useless bitch around. I don’t care if she’s local or international, I just know writing about tits like they matter is some serious virgin loser shit that I am ashamed of.

That said, Kristin Cavallari got an invite to an event, something I doubt has been happening as much as her Laguna Beach stardom 5 years ago, and I just thought it was funny to see her maximizing her little tits as hard as she could to get some low level attention like this. It’s like if she tried to get more out of her tits than this, she woulda been walking around topless, and if she tried to squeeze more out of them, they would probably start to bleed….and I just like to encourage this because it often ends in sex tapes.

Fame is addictive and when it is gone, these idiots do all they fucking can.


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2010

15

Dec

Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Amazing Bush for i-D of the Day

I am going through a bush period. I’m talking thick, pillow in her panties, real deal fucking bush that hasn’t been tampered with phase. I’m talking bush so long that when it gets wet it clumbs together in sexual bliss.

I fucking love bush. It comes and goes and is directly corelated to the pussy I go down on. You see if I eat out a chick with a nasty matted bush with chunks of god knows what in it, I get turned off bush for a while, and if I go down on a bald bitch and face her meaty cunt that sticks and is flaking from god know’s what, I crave getting back to bush.

I think this bush wave has come because I was ready to switch things up. I was bored of bald. If anything bald is lazy. It’s much easier to shave it off than to try to maintain and style it. Just as any balding dude you know.

Most strippers and hookers are totally bald. Most girls you meet in bars are totally bald. They think they are suppsed to be thanks to Jersey shore and the only pussy with a little bush was hipster, hippie, or lesbian…

It’s not like how it used to be in the 80s and 90s when everyone, from hot to lesbian had bush and I’m glad to see this 23 year old model Abbey Lee bring it. Seriously.

Everyone thank i-D magazine for making this happen. Fashion porn is my favorite and my tears from trying to masturbate to this proves it.

Posted in:Abbey Lee Kershaw

2010

15

Dec

Hilary Duff Thickness to Start the Day of the Day

I am a pretty inconsistent person. Some people have said that I am unstable, schizo, a sociopath, bipolar and a lot of other shit, but really it’s none of that, sometimes I dig a thick bitch with a thick ass, it’s all womanly and I want to bury myself inside her uterus like I was her husbands semen fertilizing her eggs….but this isn’t a biology class….

Sometimes, I point and laugh at her thickness she accumlated to deal with her homosexual hockey husband in the lockerroom telling stories about Hilary to lure his teammates home to initiate her pussy and the new teammates while he masturbates in the corner….other times I like the fact that she’s a dirty little puck slut who likes to accommodate.

Either way, I am feeling these pics….she’s lookin hot, or maybe I am I just horny….who knows…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2010

14

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this message on Facebook:

You have been sending harassing messages to other users. This is a violation of Facebook’s Terms of Use. Among other things, messages that are hateful, threatening, or obscene are not allowed. Continued misuse of Facebook’s features could result in your account being disabled.

The story behind it is that I was put on some spam list, I called the spammer a useless cunt, she reported me, and facebook read my messages to determine if I was out of line and according to them I was….

Meaning they own my messages and can punish me based on my private messages, cuz nothing in life is really private.

So if you are using facebook to cheat on your wife, to plan a drug deal or to do anything like that, you are an idiot, cuz Facebook is fucking watching you.

It is just a matter of time before they delete my account, cuz I like to play differently than most, it’ll be the fourth time they do it, and I won’t be starting up again, cuz as far as I’m concerned, Facebook is dead.

That said, let’s try to get me to 1 million friends before they do….
Add Me

Oh and Maxim is threatening me to sue me for posting their Katy Perry pics, when they should be the ones getting sued for exposing us to Katy Perry sexed up, That’s gotta be a crime. Motherfuckers.

Here are the links…I won’t punish you for clicking, cuz that’s not the kind of site we run here….

Christina Aguilera’s INSANE Fat Chick Tits
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Get Girls Naked
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Scarlett Johansson’s Tits are Single….
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The Bed Intruder Christmas Carol
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Amanda Seyfried’s Tits Are Amazing
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Every Once and Awhile Sometimes Someone Makes Me Think That iPads Are Kinda Badass – VIDEO
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Inew Pujol Gallery
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Nicolas Cage is Fucking Insane – VIDEO
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Amateur Fucks Herself With a Lava Lamp
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The 50 Hottest Athletes of 2010
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Cher’s WTF Moment of the Day
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Mariah Careu is Batshit Fucking Crazy
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Close Call on a Kim Kardashian Upskirt
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Some Olivia Wilde Hotness
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Miley Cyrus’s Friend Recieving Death Threats Over Bong Video While Miley Cyrus Looks Slutty on the Set of Her New Movie
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Personal Pics of Some Hot Amateur
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How About a Chocolate Penis Cake??
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Adriana, Alessandra, Candice and Lily
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Suelyn Medeiros is Kinda Trashy and I Like It
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What The Hell?? 47-Year-Old Man Castrates 17-Year-Old Daughter’s 57-Year-Old Boyfriend
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Sexy Teen Has to Strip and Do Push ups After she Loses Bet
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Get a Load of Isida
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Mailman Arrested For Delivering Mail While Nude
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Heather Jo Hughes is Busty
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Hottie Rocks an Army Jacket
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Katsia Damankova – Victoria’s Secret OVERLOAD!!
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Now Those Are Some Big Teen Boobies
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fat Sluts Fight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Verunka, Allison or Amanda?
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9 of the most entertaining Christmas comedy moments
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WTF Is Wrong With Gwenyth Paltrow’s Face
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Meet Rickie Rennee
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Cher Tries To Turn Back Time. FAILS
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Some Great Sports Tirades
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A Kristin Cavallari Ass Grab
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Blake Lively Is So Damn Hot And Here’s Why
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Miley Isn’t Wearing A Bra And I Can See Her Nipples
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Single 20 Something Hot Chick Who Documents her Sex Life…..Could be worth jerking off to….
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Jennie Finch Gold Medal Body
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