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2011

14

Mar

Shauna Sand Feeds Her Male Prostitute of the Day

It’s only fair, you know considering dude has to pretend to date this monster, and dude is probably shooting another sex tape with this monster, which means sticking his dick inside her scary, black, gaping pussy because that’s the only pay day the bitch has had, I mean other than when her soap star ex husband cuts her child support checks….cuz you know she’s such an involved and focused parent, an idol and inspiration to her kids, a role model as to what they shouldn’t do with their bodies, a reminder of their mom’s hooking to give them life luxuries so they don’t have to hook everytime she steps out of the house, going to clubs or laying on the beach half naked with multiple boy toys she hires to be her companion…

Hopefully, some of her time is spend analyzing her sex tape’s performance….to figure out how to do better next time around…cuz you know there’s going to be another one…cuz you can’t be a whore crying for attention without one.

I call this a pornstar in denial….No she’s not in denial, she should just be denied the opportunity to do porn…She’s the kind of bitch who shows up at the audition with a vagina on her face, that could probably double as one, cuz based on the dead animal in her panties, it probably would be the safer alternative, and more importantly just as fucking numb.

You gotta see her sex tape – It’s hilarious…….

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2011

14

Mar

Jessica Alba’s Boring Pregnancy Continues of the Day

Apparently she hasn’t had an aboriton yet…Instead she decided to bore us with her happy growing family bullshit, when she should be boring us with her vagina, you know in an “oh Alba’s nude in another movie, god does she know how to do anything else” kind of way, but instead we gotta deal with this bullshit….So much wasted potential all thanks to an internal cumshot and a Catholic use of birth control…Disgusting.

You can see her pregnany milk producing mom nipples from far but not when close up.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

14

Mar

Ronaldo and Irina Shayk Pretending of the Day

Ronaldo pretends he’s not gay, Irina Shayk pretends she’s not pretending to be his girlfriend in exchange for an SI Swimsuit model career.

I don’t know what’s worse…that Ronaldo pretends to be straight, or that the millions of dudes around the world who have “non-sexual” crushes on the motherfucker, cuz you know, they really dig his soccer skills, pretend they are straight, cuz you see Ronaldo could just be a dainty little Euro, who actually fucks models who get on the cover of SI cuz they are dating him, sure he wears tight white pants and has real queer haircuts, but he is not the one obsessing over a dude, watching him run around in short shorts, and talking about him on his spare time.

Something to think about…cuz I know you are got nothing else to think about…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2011

14

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump

Morning – Hangover – Caused By Alcoholism – Dump caused by Food Intolerance….

Here’s a Pair of Girls I Wish Were Sitting in in My Livingroom Right Now
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How To: Find the Perfect Cheerleaders
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Cam Sluts That Have the Right Moves
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47 Years of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
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Check Out These Sexy Miss World Bikini Babes
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Usher has a Sex Tape – I assume with Beiber
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Pogo Stick Double Back Flip FAIL – VIDEO
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Charm Killings is Killing It – VIDEO
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Girlfriend and a Vibrator – VIDEO
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New Orleans Tells Bad Girls Club to Fuck Off and It’s Kinda Amazing
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Posted in:MHD

2011

14

Mar

Snooki is Disgusting But Someone Loves her of the Day

I will never understand Snooki or why she is famous. I will never understand how this happened, cuz she’s just a fat little ditch pig you’d expect to be rolling around in her own shit after a night of hard drinking in the privacy of her home town, and not on TV for the world to look at and try to make sense out of….You idiots made her a best selling author…I don’t think you realize how wrong that shit is….Just last year she was writing her name in period blood on her ex hook-ups bathroom mirror, cuz it was the only word she knew….It freaks me out.

Big tits lose their appeal when they are hanging over a big stomach. Trust me, I know this shit first hand cuz fat chicks like me enough since they have no one else….

Watching her make these faces in hopes of hiding her ugly, while looking like an idiotic myspace profile pout from the 2000s, is kinda funny….

There is nothing hot about this….

This post was inspired by this bikini picture…

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Posted in:Snooki

2011

14

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

What’s Japan? Oh, that boring place that’s dominating our news, and making us miss such critical stories. Good thing I am here with the real news….Global natural disasters that kill tens of thousands of people haven’t got shit on these useless stories….I guess I’m just doing my part to keep America focused….I don’t think Japan appreciates this joke….

Man has 82 Julia Roberts tattoos

Student Says He was Cuffed to Cabinet
A former Grady High student claims in a new lawsuit that he was handcuffed to a filing cabinet at the school for about seven hours.

Student Hospitalized after Paddling
A 14-year old Mississippi high school student was rushed to LeBonheur Children’s Hospital for surgery Friday after he blacked out following a school paddling Thursday.

Video Catches Felon Punching Elderly Man
A Rosemont man who police say is a convicted felon was caught on camera shoving and punching an elderly man as he waited to use a restroom at a Northwest Side grocery last month.

Shocking Hit-and-Run Caught on Tape
Dallas police are still looking for the driver who struck a woman as she was crossing the street in a busy entertainment district. But this time they have shocking surveillance video that will help them prosecute their case.

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2011

14

Mar

Emanuelle Chriqui Hosts Some Bullshit of the DAy

I don’t know shit about this bitch, other than that she was born in Canada, and as a Canadian blog, I have to post 20 percent Canadian content, otherwise the Mounties and Polar Bears come after me with fists full of bacon and maple syrup, ready to lock me up in their ice fort….

I wish that was true. It’d make my life more interesting…

I’m really just posting it cuz I wasted my time on the pics, I might as well post the pics, even if I don’t give a fuck about the bitch in the pics and feel no hatred or happiness when I see them, no erection or feeling of sickness in my stomach like she was Snooki or Kardashian, nothing…

She’s just some basic Moroccan shit, gypsy merchant, ready to rip you off for 25 cents, all while wearing Ed Hardy and speaking like she was a guido on Jersey shore…

Good times.

Posted in:Emanuelle Chriqui

2011

13

Mar

Possible Vanessa Hudgens Staged Self Shot Nudes for Attention Round 2 of the Day

UPDATE – I AM NOT GONNA BE A FALL GUY FOR SOME USELESS DISNEY CHICK’S LEGAL HUSTLE . I AM NOT GOING TO GET SUED OVER SOMETHING SO UNINTERESTING AND LOW PROFILE. I AM SAVING MY LAWSUITS FOR SOMETHING MAJOR. NOT NONSENSE GIRLS TRYING TO GET FAMOUS OR PEOPLE TO HER MOVIE – I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS EVEN HER…I AM VICTIM HERE
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I know I’m gonna get sued for posting these pics, even though me posting these pics is exactly what the bitch wants, otherwise she wouldn’t have released the shit to the internet, you know cuz her new movie sucked, she’s a natural whore, she’s trying to break free from the Disney stigma, she was trained at a young age to use her pussy to advance her career, she wasn’t trained to shave the pussy. You think she woulda learned since last time…Luckily, I’m down with bush.

That said, the last nude scandal is the last time people actually talked about her, or cared about her, or noticed her. So why not do it again….makes sense…

I don’t know where the uncensored pics are, but it’s Sunday and right now I’m hating Vanessa Hudgens for making me turn on my computer during my downtime, cunt.

Literally.

Get it, cuz she’s showing her cunt and it is quite fucking pink.

Who fucking cares. I’m so over and done with fake nude scandals, even with real nudes pics. All girls are whores. All girls have pics like this, the challenge is getting them all in my inbox…I don’t like when they are just given to me…you know I’m a man and therefore a hunter so I like the chase my prey….so unless I was hacking her computer and found these, I’m not so eager. It’s the same reason I hate porn, just knowing bitches are into getting paid to suck that dick makes the blowjob less awesome no matter how awesome it is.

She’s making out with no name Nickelodeon girl Alexa Nikolas, who I can assume released the pics…to get herself out there…cuz girls making out with each other is always for male attention as real dykes don’t exist…and I guess so is spreading pussy…

Enjoy…the bullshit…while it lasts…I am sure ther’es a lot more to come.

Keep in mind – these may not be of Vanessa Hudgens, I was just told they are and I’m speculating. They are censored. Shes’ 20. So I’m gonna assume these are legal to post. Cuz underage nudity is bad.

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Not sure if you heard, but there was an earthquake and Tsunami in Japan. I think it may have been set off as a distraction from Charlie Sheen…or maybe from the oil trying to kill the electrical while distracting from their wars in Arab countries….and the whole thing makes me want to watch Japanese puke porn, drink Saki bombs, and TWEET heartless insanity cuz people take themselves too seriously while pretending they give a fuck because it makes them feel better about themselves from the comfort of their desk that wasn’t just wiped out by a Tsunami….Everytime someone dies, a natural disaster hits and I start running my mouth on the shit, I lose followers, cuz you are all a bunch of hypocrite pussies….The funniest thing in all this is I have friends in Japan who can’t be contacted….so shit hits me closer to home than for most of these twitter haters who pretend to be carers…….

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Lohan’s Not Wearing a Bra – But Her Chin Should Be
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Twilight Case Almost Died But Didn’t
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Some Pissing Porn In HOnor of the Tsunami
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Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Matter Anymore – Cuz He Used the Tsunami as a Diverson, But His Favorite Shirt Does….
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Sofia Vergara Knows How To Work A Spoon
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Kim Kardashian, Slutting It Up At 13
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Marisa Miller & Camila Alves Are You Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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EVERYONE CAN REST EASY MARU THE JAPANESE CAT/INTERNET SENSATION IS OKAY
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You won’t believe how hot Tosh.O’s Girl Is
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For Those of You who Like Manly Chicks with Linebacker Shoulders, Jessica Biel is Singlec
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It’s Always the Right Time to Get Laid and Take a Vacation
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Cam Sluts Who do the Job Right
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WTF Photo of the Day – Slut with a Gun Edition
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You’re Not a Kid, so Don’t Play with Kids Toys
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UK Actress Jessie Wallace is See Through
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Let’s Laugh at Some Vintage JLO and P.Diddy
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I Wanna Punch Katherine Heigl in the Face
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Virginia Mae Getting Ready For A Bath
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Kelly Brooke and Her Tight Spandex Ass
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This Chick is Masterbating With Bananas
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Vaness Hudgens is Annoying But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Meet Ivy Snow
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Here’s a Collection of the Most Insane and Devastating Photos Thus Far From the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami
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Georgia Jones Always Knows How to Bring the Hotness
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Jessica Burciaga is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Rosa Acosta is Slutting Around in Some New Music Video and Here It Is
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Little Teen Strips Down at the Coffee Shop
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Lexi Stone and Sunny Leone Get It On
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Jessica White is Naked and I Love It
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Charlize Theron Always Looks Bangin
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Skyla Sammie and Lux Dildo Fucking One Another
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INSANE Video of the Movement During the Earthquake in Japan
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Hipster Girl Dresses Like a Six Year Old, Which Should Be Nice For You Pedos Out There
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Ana de la Reguera Makes Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Dad Launches Daughter Into Air! Yes! – VIDEO
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Katy Perry and Her Cleavage in a Purple Dress
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Check Out Sexy Kara on Video
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Sharon Stone Needs to Put a fuckin Bra On
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Rachel Bilson in Short Shorts
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More Matthew McConaughey Mom Being a Slut and I Like It
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Miley Cyrus Beats Up Paparazzo
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Kelly Brook Sweet See Through Spandex
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