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2011

05

Jul

Paris Hilton Stalker Fail of the Day

The story is that Paris Hilton has a stalker…..I know it is already not believable…cuz 98 percent of the world forgets Paris Hilton exists…but apparently she does, and motherfucker has a restraining order against him that he just violated. His name is James Rainford and I’m calling that he’s an aspiring actor hired to play a stalker for this bitch to get some media attention cuz the break-up, miscarriage, and whatever else she’s tried isn’t working…you see cuz we’ve evolved as an audience and scandals don’t phase us anymore….

Seriously, I will bet all my hooker money on the fact that this story is a complete fucking lie….and I don’t use my hooker money negligently…I make sure every penny is allocated to the proper pussy…not just thrown away, espeially not over Paris Hilton bottom feeding trash….he is a staffer doing it for some money, some fame, and I bet the police are in on it too….Hollywood is a fucking lie…

But if he was seriously her stalker, he failed, cuz he shoulda killed her off when he had a chance, maybe even make a “Weekend at Bernie’s” sex tape with her, cuz as a stalker he should want to try to make the public love her like he loves her…you know giving us the best of both worlds, knowing we all hate her, that’s the only way….But none of that matters cuz it is all fake.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2011

05

Jul

Katie Holmes and her Alien Bikini of the Day

I know if I was a sci-fi writer, instead of a blog no one reads writer, I’d make my rich person cult to make myself millions, jacked up with a lot more sex…I mean there area few low level alien worshiping cults here, and they involve one main dude, a massive compound, and a lot of hardcore sex. My cult would involve bikini parties, nudist everything, and like a muslim four major prayer times signaled by a giant bell, only our kind of prayer would be sucking my dick.

I don’t know shit about this Scientology shit, I just know Tom Cruise is a homosexual, I dont know how Suri was conceived, but more importantly, I don’t know what happened to Katie Holmes’ tit…maybe the opression caused stress that made them go into hiding….

Who knows, I just think she needs to be a bigger fucking slut….more nude scenes all I know her from is talking too much in the most annoying way in Dawson’s Creek, and I only watched that show once. I want to know her for the bitch who can blow bubbles or do other circus tricks out of her cunt.

All this waiting for a fake alien created by an acid flashback makes a bitch boring.

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2011

05

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t die from my high blood pressure yet, so I’m forced to update this stupid site, not by a boss or any readers begging me to do it, but by myself, cuz as an addictive personality, I get addicted to stupid shit, and in my case that stupid shit is this site….

After spending the night drinking my sorrows of high blood pressure and bloody eyes, I met a fascinating pregnant homeless woman begging for change to buy a coffee at 4 in the morning, not cuz she wanted to get an early start on the day, but because she actually wanted to buy heroin….as I found out when I said no and she offered to suck my dick, so I asked how much for unprotected anal, you know cuz she was pregnant, and she said she was HIV posiitve and prefers sticking to sucking dick.

And they say there are no decent people/ prostitutes left in this world….if I was her I’d take the unprotected anal for 10 bucks and let the freak paying me deal with his shit when he goes home to his wife with AIDS, but I guess that’s a testament to the kind of person I am….a self absorbed asshole…

I didn’t give her money. No unprotected anal in a back alley, no 10 dollars. I only reward work ethic.

Here is the morning hangover to start you HIV positive avoiding day…..

Oh Some On, Don’t Act Like You Don’t Think Farts Are Funny – VIDEO
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The Hottest Female Athletes of Dubious Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Get Em While They’re Hot
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Who Knew Trolls Really Existed
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Lets Laugh at a Midget Together
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Sluts You Won’t Have to Tell Twice
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Laura Dore is Fine By Me
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Asian Teen Strips Down – VIDEO
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The 15 Hottest Lead Women In Action Movies
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Imogen Thomas Is A Diirrrty Girl With Big Tits
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Ashley Tisdale Is Banging Zac Effron
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Kelly Osbourne Is A Fucking Loser
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Richie Sambora’s Girlfriend Is A Prostitute Who Loves Her Coke
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Posted in:MHD

2011

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been drinking all day….well all year…but also all day…and my eye started bleeding. I googled the shit and either I drunkenly fucked it up…or I’m going to die a very blind death…I’d go to a doctor..but I’m not done drinking…Coincidentally, my dick is also celebrating his independence day…we haven’t figured out what from, but I’m thinking my oppressive grip…

IF I die, at least I won’t feel it…

A Couple More Pics of Hef’s New Piece
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Happy Fourth of July Fuckers – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Birthday Party Picture
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These Sluts Take It Off
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More Ginger Spice in a Bikini
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Baby Does Chin Ups WTF
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Happy Independence Day! The Hottest Women In Red, White, And Blue
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Torrie Wilson is Some Slut in a Bikini
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Free Cams From Me To You
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Home Alone Teen – VIDEO
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The Time Tina Turner Shot Randy Jackson – MUST READ
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10 Unbreakable and Disgusting Eating Records
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Sharon Stone Panty Peek
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I Wanna Bang Kate Middleton
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Katie Holmes Bikini Body
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Jarah Mariano
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SONG: An Ode to Cheese Peen
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Angry Boyfriend Rips Off Bikini
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Britney Gives Fan A Lap Dance
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Krystle Vega is Delicious
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Guess These Lil Latina Backs
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Paola & Kathy
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nip Slip & Upskirt
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Yeah I’d Still Bang Janet Jackson
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Welcome to Lesbian Heaven
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2011 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant Contestants
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Taylor Momsen is Still a Slut
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She’s Stripping in Front of Her Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jelena Jensen Celebrates 4th of July
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Some Fourth of July VIdeo
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A LittLE Alison Brie Goes a Long Way
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Poor Bastard Gets Face Kicked
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%0 States Stereotypes in 2 Minutes
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Some Lindsay Lohan Just Because
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Michael Jackson May or May Not Have Given Aaron Carter Coke
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too Bad Ashley Tisdale’s Face Isn’t As tight As Her Body
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

04

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch in a Bikini of the Day

She’s lucky she has a decent body that she works endlessly on maintaining at the gym cuz her face is fucking disgusting. It’s the kind of face they model to make halloween masks and I’m not just saying that to be funny, or mean, I’m saying it because I’m looking at this nose jobbed nose that still looks capable of supporting the nose needs of at least one other person, like some kind of siamese twin connected at the nose, cuz it’s just that much nose…that luckily makes for a good distraction of her fucked up mouth, weak chin, wonky eyes, and pretty much everything about her….

But people will still talk about her, partially cuz disney made her hang with the gay Zac Efron to stir up shit with the kiddie pornographer Vanessa Hudgens, for the media, cuz Hollywood is all a lie….a lie that has even put blinders over the eyes of kids who grew up on this bitch who actually think she’s hot…the only good news is that if she’s made it, with the right team, anyone can…cuz clearly looks don’t matter…when the world is filled with retards who just consume all that is fed to them….bullshit…lies….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

04

Jul

Ginger Spice Water Ski Bikini of the Day

Here’s some hot mom fit body being all active and shit cuz being married to a lazy slob who is at the point in her fat life that walking to the bathroom is too much of a work-out and 80 percent of the time, she just shits herself, some of the most vile shit you can imagine, or that you’d expect from a woman with the eating habits it takes to get to her stature….

Ginger spice is all water skiing, one of my earliest memories of seeing a pussy during sport when I was down in some resort town one summer when my mother was prostituting to some guy with a family villa down there….all pubic hair and ass thanks to the pull of the boat and the wind on her twat making this, like all pictures – porn to me…

Posted in:Ginger Spice

2011

04

Jul

Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here’s Eva Longoria’s Mexican whore ass in a bikini hanging out with some new cock she’s been fucking because that’s what Mexican whore ass does…it fucks…cuz they don’t know what else to do with themselves as using that whore pussy was what made them all this money and gave them all this fame they didn’t have before….the same money and fame so many whores wish for…making this whore pussy the cream of the whore pussy crop….a whore pussy so commited to whoring the pussy that people in other countries care to notice her whore pussy ass in a bikini…..So stupidss…

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2011

04

Jul

Gretchen Rossi Fourth of July Publicity Stunt of the Day

Leave it up to bottom feeding trash you’ve never heard of, but who you know is one some bottom feeding show, filled with plastic surgery ridden rich women, that look more like circus clowns and stripper trash than people with rich husbands who live the good life, to get into a USA bikini, to use as an opportunity to get some low level press, cuz people love to celebrate with a bikini clad bitch when that bikini is timely and representative of the holiday at hand….This is some cheap maneuvering on what may be the cheapest expensive pussy out there…

Posted in:Gretchn Rossi

2011

04

Jul

Linda Thompson Old Fucking Beach of the Day

Her name is Linda Thompson, I have no idea who she is and she’s doesn’t deserve me taking the time to research who she is, mainly cuz she’s old, and unlike the fat black guy at the concert I was at who was making out with a senior and smoking joints with her, cuz she was white and put out, I’m indifferent about the shit, especially when all she’s doing doing is wearing a sheer outfit with what must be a bikini under it….maybe if it was straight up old lady pussy exposed, cuz when people get older they are supposed to not care about what others think, and airing that shit out is key to a happy existence, for everyone forced to get within 10 feet of the bitch, I would have taken the time for her….but this no effort shit, deserves no efffort from me…you hear that Linda Thompson you dirty old lady….

Posted in:Linda Thompson

2011

04

Jul

Miranda Kerr Gas Pumper of the Day

Here’s a hot model turned mom turned model again cuz it pays the fucking bills and she’s signed over her life and first born to the big bad victoria’s secret corporation…like some kind of robot made in a lab…cuz other bitches I know with kids don’t even have this kind of body before they have the kids….a robot programmed to look hot and pose….and here she is posing as she does menial bullshit jobs that hired Mexicans were meant to do before robot model bitches decided to feel useful and entitled and did the shit themselves, in some kind of everyone’s a lesbian, cuz in the 50s and 60s there’s no way a hot bitch, especially a rich one married to a celebrity would be pumping gas like a high school drop out with no teeth and a dad for a brother, if you know what I mean, Cletus….so if watching hot bitches do their own dirty work like a bunch of blue collar pieces of shit….this post is for you….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

04

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s been a pretty intense weekend of drinking…that’s still not over cuz everyday is a weekend….but this one started by watching bikini clad fat chicks in bikinis swimming in a swamp, to running into a 75 year old who claims she fucked Elvis before he was famous, to the adult version of degrassi high, you may not get that reference, but there’s a fat chick, a black chick, a retarded kid in a wheel chair, you know one of those typically Canadian politically correct show that has a little of every culture to be relevant and non-discriminatory, making for a joke gang of rejects that would never happen in real life, or at least that I never thought existed until I saw the adult version in a park with a one-eyed dog….not that it matters….to working on my stand-up and most importantly to getting nudes from a seriously hot ass…and I’ll keep on going and going…until I die from my body giving out on me…which is going to happen…but before it does…here are the Morning Hangover links to get things started…

Granny Has a Water Gun – VIDEO
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Pretty in Patriotism: The 25 Hottest Ladies to Represent America in Sports
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Happy Fourth of July, Here’s Some Free Sluts
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This Kid Jumps a Moving Car and I Gotta Say I’m Impressed
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Tara Reid Was Drunk and Stealing Shopping Carts
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Cam Sluts That Will Make Your Day Fly By
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Jessica Burciaga Has One Hot Body
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Two Sluts Against One Can Never Be a Fair Fight
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The 15 Hottest Women Of 2011 (So Far)
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Some Dude Named Andrew Keegan Threw a Block Party and Got Tased
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Posted in:MHD

2011

04

Jul

Happy Fourth of July You American Motherfuckers

Seren Gibson may be from Wales and doesn’t represent independence day, but it tuns out that on the 4th of July, and pretty much every other day of the year, a naked bitch is international….shit’s got no borders, language, religion or political stance..it is just all good to look at…

Posted in:July 4th|Seren Gibson

2011

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is July 4th weekend. So if you’re even on the computer, which you shouldn’t be, but likely are cuz you are a loser with no friends, and your family hates you, but luckily you have webcam chat rooms and forums to make you feel connected to other people, even though you’re not connected at all, but at least it prevents you from killing yourself, even though you should…..it means lots of bikinis are gonna be out in full affect and I want you all to email me in the best ones you see….cuz I fucking love bikinis especially on girls….so that’s your task…oh and don’t die.

Here are the steplinks, follow me on twitter, friend me on facebook, even though facebook is almost over….but most importanty, drink hard and fuck bitches then send me the pics. Good job (in advance)

More Kim Kardashian Adult Diaper Ass
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I shoulda been inside Kate Middleton While She’s Inside Canada
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Free Cams, From Me To You
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Metal Head Baby
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Kate Moss Wedding Pics Don’t Have Enough Labia
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Mila Kunis Marries Mark Whalberg
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Cam Sluts to Spend Your Weekend With
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13 Year Old Rips It on the Bass
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The 25 Hottest Female American Athletes of All Time
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Miley Cyrus, Just Because
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hotness
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Ryan Dunn Tribute Video From THe People at Jackass
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Hot Blonde Pussy Pounding
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20 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Bikini Shoots
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Carla Gugino Has a Great Rack
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Leighton Meester Tight Dress
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Kim Kardashian Oiled Up in a Bikini
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Christina Aguilera Dumpy Ass
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Jennifer Aniston is a Fucking Cunt
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Dude Flips Out on Salvia – VIDEO
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Capri Anderson Hotness
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Rosa Acosta is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Aussie Man Facebooked ‘Bout To Kill Ma Kid’ And Stabbed His 2-Year-Old To Death
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Alicia and Lisa Get It On
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Fashion Is Bringing Porn To The Mainstream?
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WTF is Kate Middleton Wearing On Her Head
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Amy Brooke on the Fucking Machine
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Superman Prank? Why Not – VIDEO
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Michelle Hunziker Continues to Rock a Bikini
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fail Compilation June 2011 – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Amy
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Some Beyonce, Just Because
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I Wanna Be All Over Nikki Sims
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Salma Hayeks Husband Gets Around
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God I Love Emma Stone
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

01

Jul

Ginger Spice Hot Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Ginger Spice pulled off some really hot topless bikini pics last week…where I forgot that she was old, washed up and a mom….you know I guess she’s been working out, or practicing the right angles…something that slipped up today, cuz for some reason all signs of her being an older mom are showing through …but luckily my bikini fetish is greater than my youthful woman under 25 fetish…making this perfect to set the July bikini mood….

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Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2011

01

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spanx Really Worked of the Day

Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space…

What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics

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