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2010

30

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news to keep everyone inspired….

Woman who almost got raped in the Projects has the best brother ever…..

Man Charged for Prostitution Ring

A Minneapolis man is accused of running an operation that connected prostitutes with “Nice Guy” customers at Minneapolis hotels.

Married Woman Talks About Sex with On Duty GA Cop

A married woman speaks about her affair with a Georgia police officer while he was on duty. Now the wife and her husband want the officer off the job.

Vanilla Ice Jumps Car Through Fire Into a Pond

After months of planning Rob Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice) jumps a Cadillac through fire into a pond, underwhelming everyone watching.

NY Congressman Anthony Weiner Flips Out on House Floor

Rep Anthony Weiner loses his cool on the floor of Congress while talking about medical care for 9/11 emergency responders

Caught on Tape: Dancing Robbers Hit Two Stores

A bizarre team of robbers, possibly strung out drugs, takes to dancing during a crime in Dallas.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

30

Jul

Rachel Bilson in Some Tight Jeans of the Day

Girls, let Rachel Bilson teach you a quick and easy lesson. When you are at your peak of your career and your sex appeal, don’t start dating some over-bearing insecure loser from Canada who was lucky enough to land a movie franchise role, but who will never get work again like a one trick pony, and if you do, don’t say yes when he proposes or tricks you into moving into his farm in Canada, to hide you from the fun and excitement of Hollywood, by making you think living in the middle of fucking no where is the best thing for your sanity and career, cuz when you finally get the courage to leave the brainwashing freakshow, and run back to Hollywood to get your shit you left behind back together, your ass won’t be quite where it once was.

So here is Rachel Bilson’s ass in jeans a few years too late…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2010

30

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Dick-Clit in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I think Paris Hilton’s clit is a little too pointy to be squeezed into a one-piece bathing suit.

Seriously, lookin’ at these pictures, I feel like a micro-penised tranny is about to put on his Barbara Streisand inspired stage show, but didn’t quite tuck his shit in proper….

I know it is just her millionaire dick clit, one that has seen a lot and traveled many miles landing her at some cheesy looking party filled with cheesy fucking people in a one-piece where she gets to let her 30 year old loose ass loose…an ass that in just a few years will be granny-like and sloppy cuz that’s just what happens to women as they age…so I understand this celebration that is probably one of her the final tours as a party slut…not that anyone would really want to marry her and have her kids…but then again people do a lot worse things for money.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

30

Jul

Tara Reid’s Partying Continues of the Day

I don’t really understand why Tara Reid’s got a crooked mouth, but it makes me laugh. It’s like she’ had some kind of botox accident that left her lookin’ like her parents were first cousins, or that she was punched in the jaw like some kind of drunken cowboy who stole another cowboy’s horse, but for some reason, the whole thing is pretty entertaining…whether it’s her drunken fake tits, her over-protective fiance stressing the fuck out cuz she’s out of control with Dennis Rodman, or her flashing her panties, shit is better than a TV show or movie and someone needs to start following this bitch around with a video camera, cuz her life is fucking amazing…and I vow to document as much of it as I can….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Tara Reid

2010

30

Jul

YouTube Lesbian Video of the Day

I just randomly landed on this video and thought it was some kind of amazingness that not enough people have seen.

Sure seeing young bitches make out is played out and obvious, but it never gets boring, especially when the dude is listening to random shitty music that I can’t imagine anyone ever really being into, and makes genius commentary like “If I was a bitch, I’d be lesbian” in some white trash gutter trailer park accent that would scare me if I heard it tell me to drop my pants in a back alley…

If anything this just reminds me that there are so many YouTube videos that I would want to watch but shit is hiding on their site…

Posted in:Lesbian|Youtube

2010

30

Jul

Zoe Saldana in Her Underwear for Calvin Klein of the Day

I don’t know why I missed these pictures, but apparently they came out a week ago, and I’m usually on top of any celebrity in her underwear, not matter how important or irrelevant she is…I guess I can only blame it on laziness, as well as my new hobby of watching various sodomy and throat rape porno clips clips while blasting love songs at the same time, it is my own kind of creepy, sad, mash up of depressing loser who smells like his own stale cum…I can’t wait til I start getting booked at parties….and I am sure some of you can’t wait til Avatar bitch who is only really known for being the Avatar bitch all the losers want to make love to, cuz loser virgins don’t fuck, they are too gentle and take care of their women like they were the first issue of Superman they happened to get their hands on, not that they ever get women, but you get what I am saying, and that is that her fame was hardly even her….and I am sure some of you are mad that your she would strip down for all the men to get turned on by her since you and your crazy think she is your wife, since you did have that ceremony in your backyard when the rest of your family was asleep…

All I see is Calvin Klein ads that aren’t as exciting as the kiddie porn shit he used to produce back in the day that got him in trouble, but they are still of a bitch in her underwear and as you know, that’s good enough…

Posted in:Zoe Saldana

2010

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I thought about going out and doing more pictures of useless celebrity cunt doing useless shit like I care, but remembered that I don’t. So you missed out on a post on so much good shit – that you’ll just have to come back tomorrow to see, or click on the links, cuz I work alone and can’t post everything….especially when I am busy getting drunk and trying to get young barely legal girls to send in pictures of them doing naughty things….

Here are my stepLINKS

Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend is Using Her Cuz He’s Broke and She’s Desperate…Good Deal.
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Katie Price and Her Big Tits Are Fucking Delusional
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Lady Gaga Bikini Nipple Slip that Amazes and Scares me at the Same Time
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Because There’s a 1000 to 1 Shot of You Actually Getting Some Tonight
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Irina Shayk Is the Type Of Chick You And I Will Never Bang Ever
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The 20 Sexiest Things About MMA, and No, I’m Not Including the Fighters, Fag
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Bianca Gascoigne No Panty Upskirt Throwback
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Jersey Shore Slut JWoww’s Sexiest Twit-Pics
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LADY GAGA: EXORCISM, SATANIC VISUALS AND SUBLIMINAL DARK MESSAGES!
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Mischa Barton is a Fucking Mess
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Lilu is Naked
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Cindy Really is a Teen, Braces and All and She is Also Naked
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George Clooney’s Girlfriend Probably Used to Be a Hooker, But That’s Not That Surprising
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Plowed By the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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Nike is Showing Some Ass in Their Ads and I Like It
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How Awesome Would a Megan Fox X Rosie Huntington Whitley Cat Fight Be? Well It May Just Happen
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Flame Thrower Versus Fire Extinguiser
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Georgia jones is Just Too Much
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Say Hello to Dollicia Bryan
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Tila Tequila Assumes the Position
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Justin Timberlake May Be a Bad Director, But Any Commercial That End’s With a Dude Going Down on Some Chick Is Fine By Me- VIDEO
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Amy Valor and Natalie Norton Get It On
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And More Angelina Jolie
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Asses Galore, Thank Me Later
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Some Christina Aguilera, Just Cause
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Everyone Hates Cunt Gosselin!
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Veronica Keeps Herself Busy
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Daniela Freitas Gallery
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And More Sluts at the CBS Summer Press Tour Party
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A Little Bit of Keely Hazell
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Sexy Teen Collection
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some Vanessa Hudgens
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Steve Carell X Zach Galifianakis
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tata Reid is Looking Fucking Fat
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Some Jessica Biel Action
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Chick Swallows Fly – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Caprice is Naked
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Anna Lovato Strips Sff Her Jeans
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The 7 Most Badass Women in History
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Shay is a Bombshell Alright
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

29

Jul

Tara Reid Drunken Pig Party Pictures of the Day

As the unofficial drunken party pig Tara Reid and her drunken party pig adventures fan site, I have no choice but to post these pictures of a fucked up Tara Reid getting all up in a variety of people’s faces, while making solid drunken bitch faces that you’d expect to find in the back of the cab you’re in after you roofied a bitch, only with Tara Reid, it’s an everyday thing, she realizes if you got a good thing going, there’s no point in stopping it, especially when that good thing is your ability to drink until you pass the fuck out to forget all your problems…

I drink a lot. It is fun. I get why she would to. Especially since she’s got money to do it and invites to all the exclusive events. All I know is that it looks like she’s having a lot more fun than most people, So we gotta stop hating on her. We gotta start being jealous of her. She deserves that for all the sacrifices she’s made, like her career, to make this lifestyle happen….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Tara Reid

2010

29

Jul

Ashley Tisdale and Aly Michalka Dressed like Cheerleaders of the Day

If you read the site, which you probably don’t, I do a thing called the Asshley Tisdale ugly watch, where I got on about how she is all hype and the only reason anyone bothered with her in the first place was because she lied about her age and pretended to be underage…and guys love underage chicks no matter how bad their face is. I got emails from people she went to school with and found out that bitch was pushing 30 and that’s why she’s always at the gym, cuz she’s trying to keep a youthful 23 year old figure, and the whole thing confused me, mainly because I didn’t like the fact that I knew who Ashley Tisdale was, but also because I care about working out why she and everyone else thought she was hot, while I could spend that time on better things, like masturbating.

Either way, she got cast in some show or movie as a cheerleader with a bad nose job, and here she is in her uniform, and I still think she’s ugly, but like young girls make one forget how ugly she is, cheerleader outfits have the same kind of power….

Another Disney executive sex slave, Aly Michalka is in the show too, only she’s more fun than Ugly Ashley TIsdale and shows some ass cheek….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Aly Michalka|Ashley Tisdale

2010

29

Jul

Jerry Hall Bikini Pictures of the Day

As you can tell from these pictures…It’s been a long time since Jerry Hall was a top model married to one of the World’s biggest rockstars…and it those years she has weathered like an old hat you accidentally lost in the woods outside your parent’s house when you were 12, only to find at 40 when you go home to burry your mom, but she’s still in a bikini and weathered, sloppy, haggard or not….that’s good enough for me….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jerry Hall

2010

29

Jul

Kelly Bensimon’s Old Ripped Body In Tight Shorts of the Day

Kelly Bensimon is some bootleg Elle Macpherson who even married Elle Macpherson’s baby daddy, probably to satisfy her obsession, she kept his name and his kids and I guess his money…all so the public knows…and I just see garbage old pussy that deserved to be thrown away…but at least she keeps herself fit in little spandex shorts…

Whenever I look at older pussy, I wonder how many dicks have been inside them. Whenever I look at old pussy that used to model and work the party scene hard enough to meet Elle Macpherson’s husband….I think about how many of those dicks left behind some baggage….How many STDs has she had, how many abortions, how many group cocks at once, how many double penetrations I’ll just never know…but I can spot a gold digging bottom feeding slut when I see one…and I know that they work their pussy hard to get where they are and the older they are…the more miles their pussy travels and sometimes that’s good enough for me….especailly when she’s in spandex shorts…

Either way, she deleted me off facebook, so I am forced to hate her…but here are pictures of her jogging in booty shorts…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kelly Bensimon

2010

29

Jul

Olga Estupinann Nude in Some Fashion Shoot of the Day

Olga Estupinan is some Elite managed model who may or may not become a supermodel one day, despite the fact that there are thousands of hot signed models in the world who are also signed with various management companies, most of whom never see the light of day, other than some local campaigns they do for the Laundromat, or working at some trendy restaurant that only hires models, or doing spokesmodeling at the mall, never known, but still richer than you cuz even low level models make 1000 dollars a day…not that it matters…what does matter is that this girl knows she has to get naked to make it, like any pussy trying to get ahead, and here are some shots of her that she probably would have never done if it wasn’t to advance her modeling career…cuz everyone knows getting naked for money is cheap…unless it’s for fashion…in which case shit is celebrated…by the industry and the perverts alike….so here are some tits presented in an art fag way…..but they are still some tit…and that’s good enough…

Posted in:Olga Estupinann

2010

29

Jul

Jersey Shore Upskirt of the Day

I refuse to refer to this trash by her stupid Jersey Shore name. I’ve always hated big tits from Jersey, they annoy me cuz they are stupid and think they are hotter than they are because all the dudes they are around are jacked up on testosterone and will fuck anything with a pussy, even their guy friends as long as they lube themselves up with tanning oil first….

I am pretty excited to see the shit disappear…but unfortunately people eat this shit up….even though this bitch is the hottest fake titty shit the show has to offer…and she’s not hot at all…

If I think too hard trying to understand this shit, it just hurts my head, so instead here she is in an upskirt….

Posted in:J Woww

2010

29

Jul

Annalynne McCord Does Some Event of the Day

As much as it pains me to say this….I can’t help but be honest…and in being honest….I gotta admit that Annalynne McCord, the monkey face from the 90210 the next generation who will never work again once the show is canned, but who has tried to milk her low-level celebrity by attending every event possible, hiring paparazzi to follow her, staging bikini pics, like a low-level Heidi Montag, she does have a pretty substantial body…one that is modelesque if only her face didn’t belong in a fucking zoo…and in the final months of her career…before desperation actually sets in and sex tapes are releases…I am going to appreciate the tight dress and cocktease so long as I crop her head out of the shit….

BONUS – Precious was also there – Unfortunately she didn’t eat Annalynne McCord, but apparently there was free food, something she is unable to ever turn down….and part of me feels bad for taking the cheap shots….but the other part of me wonders how much fabric went into this dress…probably enough to clothe a small African village….bitch needs to hire a trainer….cuz right now she’s teaching fat kids that it’s okay to be fat…and she needs to be stopped….cuz the last thing we need is more fat chicks proud of their bodies.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2010

29

Jul

Jayde Nicole Out in her Panties of the Day


Jayde Nicole is some white trash bitch from Canada who never had a dad, but did have a whore mother who taught her the importance of fake tits at a young age to get you into Playboy, as that will lead to a lot more opportunity than fake tits at an older age that just makes you decent money at the local stripclub, doing the same thing only with a much less upside….She took her youth and trash upbrigning, got naked, got in Playboy then fucked her way onto The Hills hoping it would get her in the mainstream…but that gravy train ended and now she’s back to her old half naked strategy, out in public in her underwear and despite hating her, I’m hoping her trendsetting hits my local streets, cuz girls in underwear in public, whether they are bullshit humans or not, is always amazing, even if it is an obvious cry to stay relevant.

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Posted in:Jayde Nicole