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2011

06

Jun

Some Soccer Ball Slut in a Bikini of the Day

If I was a professional soccer player, I’d be fucking hotter pussy than this. Hell I’m a shitty obese blogger with no money and I fuck hotter pussy than this. I was just in the park and there was a new mother breast feeding her baby and she was better pussy than this. It’s like this soccer ball slut got the ring on her figure and figured “Set for life, give up on everything else, cuz I can”….and here is the product of that shitty attitude…a shitty body…in a bikini and a sucker who cheats on her whenever he hits away games…or at least should cuz she’s been nothing but a disappointment…

Posted in:Diego Boneta

2011

06

Jun

Heather Graham’s Legs Aren’t Dead of the DAy

I’ve always like looking at Heather Graham both naked, clothed, or in a bikini….There’s just something that happened in the late 90s I call Boogie Nights, where her willingness to play a strung out, full-bushed, pornstar during the 70, great tits and all, spoke to me….and she’s managed to maintain…which is a lot better than the strung out sex workers I know…but maybe cuz they never went Hollywood, they stuck to their craft and didn’t divert off course…

Here’s some Heather Graham leg…

Posted in:Heather Graham

2011

06

Jun

Meagan Good Still in See Through Pants of the Day

So Meagan Good is some useless token black trash needed for black programming the corporations are forced to produce…

She’s been wearing the same see through pants on purpose the last week, and I’ve been writing about it, cuz I like see through pants, even though I don’t know who the bitch in the see through pants is.

Now she’s gone so far as to write like an illiterate piece of trash from the projects, for us to “Mind Our Own Business” even though she’s wearing see through pants and writing us notes begging us to talk about her…

Annoying. Obnoxious. She sure put us in our place now – send her back to where she came from…

Posted in:Meagan Good

2011

06

Jun

Adrienne Curry Tweets Her Fake Single Tits of the Day

So Adrienne Curry hates me. She went out of her way to tell me off on Twitter once for calling her out for being the garbage human that she is….and now she’s single…which is what happens when a bitch marries a motherfucker for the sake of continuing a reality career that eventually died and forced her to stick with him cuz it paid the bills when nothing else was….but thanks to twitter has now been revived letting her blossom as an independent woman so long as she posts tit pics…

I don’t know she’s garbage there’s no excuse for me posting or promoting her…

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Posted in:Adrienne Curry

2011

06

Jun

Dad Drops Daughter at Dodgers Game of the Day

How the fuck did I miss this story…I know…it’s cuz I don’t watch the news or read other websites…but maybe I should…except for the whole not working in an office, wasting away everyday, looking for something to distract me from the hell I live, I just accept the hell I live, and don’t rent my time out to some unappreciative cock, so when I get bored I drink, or go to the park to watch fat chicks eating lunch and tanning in their bikinis, cuz they’re better to stare at than my wife….

But this is a clip of some dad choosing a ball over his daughter, cuz I guess a ball doesn’t talk back, makes for more interesting stories and doesn’t force you to work night and day for their shitty clothes, Justin Bieber tickets and food….

This dad is a hero, he chose freedom…next time he may want to try aiming a little more forward if he really wants to commit to this whole shitty dad thing…

Speaking of shitty parents, I was just in a park and some chick was taking extreme close-up dick pics of her baby. I shoulda called the cops…but for some reason, I was the only one weirded out by the whole thing….


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Posted in:viral

2011

06

Jun

Liv Tyler Models Lingerie of the Day

You know how it is when your dad denies being your dad all your life and eventually he is forced to accept responsibility….and in doing that he gives you a few acting gigs, calls on a few favors to a few friends cuz he’s a massive playing in the Entertainment industry, hoping the whole neglecting her her whole life blows over and his guilty conscious disappears, allowing him to go on with life with his other illegit kids…but I guess daddy issues don’t die easy cuz bitch at 40, with a family of her own and a lot of money to pay for therapists, is still doing the whole fucking cry for attention cuz daddy doesn’ love me by releasing nudes or semi-nudes cuz maybe some dude will….unless this is strictly a career move, like how her groupie mom got knocked up by a celebrity like some groupie trash looking for a paycheck….

Amazing.

Posted in:Liv Tyler

2011

06

Jun

Hannah Holman Showing Nipple for Fashion of the Day

I’ve posted on Hannah Holman before …I wrote how she’s showing her nipple for fashion to get ahead in the fashion world cuz so many girls are competing to be in the same photoshoots cuz all these bitches think they are hotter than they are….

Luckily, someone was there to put me in my place….

Hey Asshole.

This girl is not a low-level model, and nothing she’s doing in this shoot is an attempt to get ahead, as she’s already making it big. She’s well known and respected in the fashion industry. She’s smart, sweet, making big bucks, and obviously has more class than you. It’s embarrassing for you that you have nothing better to do than trash a twenty-year-old girl whom you know nothing about.

You should do your homework before you spout shit like this out of your mouth pervert.

Thanks Steven….here are some recent pics from Metal #24 of Hannah Holman whoring herself for a photographer to stand out amongst all the other models also willing to whore out in front of a camera to get work as legit models….like the base level stripper sluts they’ve become…cuz working at Walmart or as a waitress fucking sucks….

Good times…..on a sidenote I used to go to school with a retarded kid…they had the same facial structure…I’m sure it’s not related…but it is weirding me out….

Posted in:Hannah Holman

2011

06

Jun

Backdoor To Chyna Clip of the Day

Now here’s a dick clit we haven’t seen in a long fucking time….

This is one of those what happens when you were a celebrity wrestling bitch who needs money and attention because she’s fell off the map for the last decade or what seems like a decade…

She’s older, wiser, and willing to accept that she needs to fuck on camera to make a living, I mean she didn’t buy those fake tits for nothing…

She’s hard faced, looks like a dude, but it seems like her dick clit has been scaled back. It’s nice to know that our mocking and laughing at her paid off for some plastic surgereon…

I never thought watching wrestling was a very heteo activity and I never got why people thought Chyna had sex appeal, but I guess it was one of those closet case tranny porn does really well situations…

She’s back in porn, this may be disgusting to some and amazing to others, to me it is a nice balance of both…Gender bending isn’t my thing but comebacks from nowhere via porno tapes she’s willing to do and not staging as a leaked bullshit tape are and that for me is evolution of a woman…or whatever she may be…

This tape is gonna be HUGE….on all fronts…


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Posted in:Chyna

2011

06

Jun

Richard Kern’s Panty Fetish Video of the Day

I generally avoid Richard Kern, because he works for VICE and VICE owes me 1000 dollars and never paid back when they had no idea how to make a website, relied heavily on their forum and needed me to drive traffic to them….ignoring my invoices like the useless 40 year old MTV Hipsters cashing out they are – FUCK THEM.

Recently, Richard Kern, the VICE photographer who takes erotic pics of young looking girls like he was American Apparel was in MONTREAL, the city I live in, and his press people hit me up, only to not invite me to his shitty shoot, where I just wanted to see young whores get naked….in fact they told me I wasn’t welcome, but that they really wanted me to promote it anyway….Fuck them.

But when I saw this video, I had no choice but to post it, panty in face is a simple yet genius concept. Lookin’ good.

Posted in:Amateur Erotica|Richard Kern