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2006

28

Nov

I am – Britney Spears Upskirt of the Day

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These pictures are shitty quality, which is pretty appropriate considering this site is pretty shitty quality. I am having some major fucing regrets about the t-shirts I was getting made, I figured I’d unload all of them at $14.99 in about 10 minutes, but I got no fucking response, so I can only assume that it’s not the right design and I’ve gone back to the drawing table to find the next big hit of a shirt, because if I don’t unload 100 of those…I’m fucked and will have to shut down the site. It’s pretty much that simple.

Speaking of simple, here are some pics of Britney Spears with her new dyke love Paris…again. It’s a pretty fucking simple way to get publicity…I guess if these these bitches don’t have sex tape competitions to the death. ‘d get annoyed of anyone I spent every day for the last two weeks with, so annoyed that I’d forget to cover my fat, just had a baby ass. Just like Britney, here are the shitty quality pictures.


Now the real deal….





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2006

27

Nov

I am – Step T-Shirt of the Day

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I’ve only got a few of these made on this run and this is probably the last time I produce shirts with this logo, so it’s limited fucking edition. It seems that you are too pussy to buy it because you are too scared to wear it in public.

So if you like the site and want to help me pay off some debt I’ve accumulated in entertaining you daily and if you want to rock the coolest fucking shirt I’ve ever made…I suggest buying it.

It’s $14.99 plus shipping and that makes for a cheap fucking t-shirt.

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2006

27

Nov

I am – Euro Celeb I've Never Heard of Before in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Myleene Klass, she’s on a show called “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here” on some TV channel called ITV. I haven’t got a whole lot of travel experience under my belt, not because there’s no more room under my belt because I am filled with cake but because I am broke and have always been.

I do know that these caps of her are from the show and she’s in a bikini. I tend to post a lot of bikini pics on this garbage site. Perverts everywhere seem down with bikinis, and the more perverts I have stopping by the more I have to pay in bandwidth driving me further in debt, preventing me from future travels, so theoretically it’s all your fault that I am in this mess, but that’s not the point.

The point is that the lovely people at Vice, who have never answered an email of mine and who refused to publish my “how to have free sex with a hooker” article, invited me to attend their VICE GUIDE TO TRAVEL DVD premiere. Vice is pretty much the American Apparel of Magazines and they work pretty tightly together reaching that 14 year old market. This DVD was financed by MTV, so despite coming across as underground, it’s pretty much the same shit as Laguna Beach only in this episode they go to the slums of Brazil, the Chernobyl Radioactive-Zone, Afghanistan illegal arms trade caves, the Congo looking for dinosaurs and it was actually pretty fucking entertaining. So BUY A COPY and email them telling them that I referred you and that they should some of that MTV money my way because my ideas are better than theirs…

Either way, Here’s Myleene Klass….



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2006

27

Nov

I am – Euro Celeb I’ve Never Heard of Before in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Myleene Klass, she’s on a show called “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here” on some TV channel called ITV. I haven’t got a whole lot of travel experience under my belt, not because there’s no more room under my belt because I am filled with cake but because I am broke and have always been.

I do know that these caps of her are from the show and she’s in a bikini. I tend to post a lot of bikini pics on this garbage site. Perverts everywhere seem down with bikinis, and the more perverts I have stopping by the more I have to pay in bandwidth driving me further in debt, preventing me from future travels, so theoretically it’s all your fault that I am in this mess, but that’s not the point.

The point is that the lovely people at Vice, who have never answered an email of mine and who refused to publish my “how to have free sex with a hooker” article, invited me to attend their VICE GUIDE TO TRAVEL DVD premiere. Vice is pretty much the American Apparel of Magazines and they work pretty tightly together reaching that 14 year old market. This DVD was financed by MTV, so despite coming across as underground, it’s pretty much the same shit as Laguna Beach only in this episode they go to the slums of Brazil, the Chernobyl Radioactive-Zone, Afghanistan illegal arms trade caves, the Congo looking for dinosaurs and it was actually pretty fucking entertaining. So BUY A COPY and email them telling them that I referred you and that they should some of that MTV money my way because my ideas are better than theirs…

Either way, Here’s Myleene Klass….



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2006

27

Nov

I am – Dude on a Razor Scooter of the Day

This is some dude we met on the street who is too old to be riding on Razor Scooters…in reality everyone is too old to be riding on Razor Scooters and they should be illegal. They are gayer than bicycle shorts…that’s the story I heard. Here’s the Video…If you want to see a better quality version GO ….

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2006

27

Nov

I am – Britney Spears Upskirt of the Day

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I was out of commission the last couple of days because i was dragged out for a drink on Thursday night to celebrate my 2 year. That ended with us drinking homemade absinthe in a closed bar at 4 am. I don’t know if you’ve ever drank homemade absinthe, or any alcohol for that matter, but that shit kicks you on your ass in about 30 fucking seconds. I couldn’t wake up on Friday and I couldn’t bring myself to post anything. I am a bit of a failure like that. Later that day, I ended up going to some movie called Destricted that was some porno art film shit that had a segment by one of my favorite directors, Larry Clark. He did Kids and Ken Park and this short movie was about the porn process, from finding male actors on craigslist, interviewing them and choosing this one emo kid. Then emo kid went through the process of choosing a pornstar to fuck, so he interviewed all these weird porno girls who had been date raped, or 40 and on crack or money hungry and mexican and he ended pickin’ the 40 year old….and did her in the bum til she pooped all over him…and the floor…and made the movie amazing….speaking of amazing here’s a close to pussy shot of Britney Spears, you can’t see the junk but you can’t see gunt and sometimes a fat bellied pig with a bald lookin’ gunt is better than seeing the mangled mess her her kids graced her with. That may sound gross but it’s just an ignorant comment on the result of having babies…don’t be so sensitive, it’s not like you’re Britney Spears….and if you are…I loved you in Crossroads.


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2006

24

Nov

I am – stepLINKS and 2 Year Anniversay of the Day

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Firstly, I would like to say that my apologies go out to the GodsGirl who inspired my GodsGirl post. I hate when people take what I say personally, I was just doing commentary on the whole alternative model cuz you aren’t pretty enough to be a real model phenomenon. I don’t like that she felt singled out. I am a nice guy and would take her on a date if I wasn’t married.

I would like you to congratulate me for keeping this site up for 2 years…My first post was writen on November 23rd, 2004. I guess in a lot of ways this has been an accomplishment, just not one I can tell future employers about. I’ve stayed commited to something that has made me no money, that hasn’t made me famous as I still only have 10 readers, that opened one door with one movie producer who told me my ideas sucked. It’s driven me into depression and back out of it, it’s been a major undertaking and obsession and despite what my posts look like, a lot of heart goes into it. Sometimes it all feels like it’s all been for nothing but it’s also made me laugh a lot, I haven’t been arrested, killed or sued….so overall it’s been a good thing. Thanks goes out to my daily 10, you know who you are. I’d say something like here’s to another 2 years, but reality is, if I am still doing this in 6 months, I’ll be pretty pissed off. Admit this paragraph was very honest and classy of me.

Lastly, I would like to say that my stepLINKS are shit today because it’s thanksgiving and nothing exciting is happening on the internet. I guess you American’s run this thing and everything goes to shit when you are sitting at home eating turkey and watching football. Assholes.

This Video is Called “Thanksgiving”
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Remember Daisy Fuentes…The Fatty Who Hosted America’s Funniest Home Videos…This is Her in a Bikini
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Download TV Shows Because It’s Illegal and it Makes You Feel Like You’re Bad and helps you forget that you have no friends….
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Guitar Face or Orgasm???
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She Says She’s 21 So Linking Her Dancing in Her Underwear Will Not Set Off The Alarm in the FBI Van Outside my Apartment.
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This Fat Woman Likes To Act Retarded On Webcam….I Probably Posted This Yesterday…
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Throwback Thanksgiving Video of the Day
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Some Girl Flashing Her Boobs…
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Random Starbuck’s Stalker Video That Brought Back Memories of Me…
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Bansky is a Star and This is His Piece on the Israel/Palestine Wall…
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This Is a Babeblog With Daily Updated Babes
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Part of the Screech Sex Tape
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If I want People To See My Videos – All I need Is Drunk Girls Making Out…
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This is Thanksgiving 1985
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Sex Lessons with UK Sluts Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh
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Some Australian Teenage Soap Star in a Bikini
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This is Called (Nana) Thanksgiving
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Rosie Rips On Kelly Ripa on The View, Because Rosie is a Loud Mouthed Lesbian…
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Brooke Burke’s Artistic Nudes
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Jewish Thanksgiving
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Kirsten Dunst Nipple Shirt
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Demi Moore on Jay Leno Video Download Posted Because No One Really Cares….
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Tori Spelling In Various Slutty Poses…Forever Ugly.
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Some Rapidshare Download of The Ugly Girl in Gilmore Girls
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Alison Angel in the Shower on Thanksgiving….
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LOL Jesus is a Site Someone Sent Me and This One Made Me Laugh….
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This is Taking Bare Backing to the Next Level. I suggest you don’t watch this cuz it’s VILE
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A transformer t-shirt for all you dirty ravers….
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Pheromone Review Site Proving that Pherlure’s The Best…Yes.
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Britney Spears Upskirt Because She’s Probably Releasing a New Album…
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Some Girl Dressed Like Cat Woman. That Whore.
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This is Some Dude Who Gets A Little Too Turned On On a Candid Camera Show…
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Flickr Ass
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Big Boobs – Really Big Boobs – HUGE FUCKING boobs on the beach….
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Melissa Theuriau is a Hot Reporter – This is Her Topless….
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SKINterview by Mr. Skin with Porn Star Christy Cannon….How Clever….
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Tara Reid Wallpapers
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2006

23

Nov

I am – Alyssa Milano's Stretch Mared Titty of the Day

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I am a fan of breasts of all variety, that means that I am not dissing Alyssa Milano for having stretch marked titties, I am just pointing out that she has stretch marked titties. It’s very easy to be a scared virgin celebrity blogger with a knowledge of HTML and a fear of the outside world to post pics of celebs and point out their flaws, but I am realistic and I look at my wife’s disgusting stomach, tits and ass daily and I’d still stuff her like a turkey if I had the needed erections. It’s a whole beggars can’t be choosers, I have no standards or taste kind of thing. I couldn’t even imagine a girl as successful as Alyssa Milano even signing an autograph for me, so I can sit her and shit on her, which I do in most of my sexual fantasies, or I can be realistic and accept that she’s way out of my league, even though she’s a stretch mark tittied, hairy troll of a woman…

Speaking of tits, I left Starbucks and when I got up to put on my jacket, the woman in then chair behind me was breastfeeding her kid. I didn’t realize what she was doing so I stared at her for 45 seconds before figuring out what was going on. I am sure part of her thought I was a pervert while the other part of her loved the fact that I was staring at her tit because reality is, she’s an exhibitionist otherwise she’d feed her kid in the bathroom. That’s the story I heard.

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2006

23

Nov

I am – Alyssa Milano’s Stretch Mared Titty of the Day

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I am a fan of breasts of all variety, that means that I am not dissing Alyssa Milano for having stretch marked titties, I am just pointing out that she has stretch marked titties. It’s very easy to be a scared virgin celebrity blogger with a knowledge of HTML and a fear of the outside world to post pics of celebs and point out their flaws, but I am realistic and I look at my wife’s disgusting stomach, tits and ass daily and I’d still stuff her like a turkey if I had the needed erections. It’s a whole beggars can’t be choosers, I have no standards or taste kind of thing. I couldn’t even imagine a girl as successful as Alyssa Milano even signing an autograph for me, so I can sit her and shit on her, which I do in most of my sexual fantasies, or I can be realistic and accept that she’s way out of my league, even though she’s a stretch mark tittied, hairy troll of a woman…

Speaking of tits, I left Starbucks and when I got up to put on my jacket, the woman in then chair behind me was breastfeeding her kid. I didn’t realize what she was doing so I stared at her for 45 seconds before figuring out what was going on. I am sure part of her thought I was a pervert while the other part of her loved the fact that I was staring at her tit because reality is, she’s an exhibitionist otherwise she’d feed her kid in the bathroom. That’s the story I heard.

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2006

23

Nov

I am – Bathroom Art of the Day

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That says PLEASE FUCK MY SLUT WIFE

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2006

23

Nov

I am – God Girl at a Party of the Day

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I was first introduced to GO by stepSTEVE aka Stephen James to those of you who have already forgotten who he is and only recognize his new name. Assholes. Either way, they are like Suicide Girls, and like Suicide Girls, they are unattractive girls who went out and got inked and pierced and naked and idiot dudes everywhere, bisexuals and indy rock kids went crazy. They were distracted by the tattoos to realize that these bitches were the ugly duckling in the back of your highschool classroom. The one who cut herself and who didn’t go to Prom because no one asked her, but she pretended that it was by choice, because people as hard as her don’t do dresses, they do ritual sacrifices in the backyard.

I’ve been trying to think of a proper Suicide Girl analogy like they are like busted up old cars with a new paintjob or strippers under the blacklight with brand new tits..but my gay black jewish blogger gave me this one:

its a like a retarded kid saving someones life. Does that make him normal now? No, hes stil retarded just a hero.

So they aren’t hot, just naked with a fresh paintjob…but hot or not, they are still worth posting….let’s hope this bitch doesn’t see me out and try to kill me. I hear that’s what their type does.

UPDATE

God’s Girls Don’t Like Jokes About Alternative Models….

StepSTEVE says:

those chicks in the gods girls pics are pissed. one of them is crying

StepSTEVE says:

i think you should replace it with a post about how, apparently ppl who pose naked for counter culture porn site also come from broken homes and dont take critisizm well….


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2006

23

Nov

I am – Nicole Richie Eating of the Day

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It is American Thanksgiving and that means that my readership has dropped 50%. That means I am wasting my time writing this down for 5 fucking people which seems lie a total waste of fucking time. There’s a stay at home father sitting in front of me doing crosswords with his 2 little kids. He’s trying to do a a crossword puzzle and the kids are running around the coffee shop like this was Disneyland. When they get too out of control he hands them a Starbucks cookie that he bought them, hoping they’d shut up. I am trying to figure out why a wife would leave her husband to care for her little kids, my wife won’t even let me give my stepdaughters a bath and they’re 15 and 17. I guess she’ll realize this is a bad idea when little Timmy weighs in 40 lbs overweight at the next pediatrician appointment. I just ate a starbucks cookie they forgot to charge me for and I feel the sugar in my fucking balls….I hope I am not diabetic, cuz if I am, I may die.

Speaking of eating, here are some pics of Nicole Richie eating, because she is fat and you are ugly and it is Thanksgiving and you are American and that means you are eating Yams with Whip Cream on them and that is disgusting and part of the reason your nation is fat, but I am fat too so don’t worry about it and have a good time, which you will, cuz fat people always have a good time eating….even when they emotionally eat because they are sad they are still happy. Fuck Off.


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2006

23

Nov

I am -stepLINKS of the Day

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This is a message I came across on Facebook:

hey love! Just checking up on you… wanted to know if theyve cured that nasty rash you know where! Remember im here for you no matter what std you may be sporting babe xoxox

These are my links:

Some Really Hot Girl Who Obviously Knows What’s Up Started a DrunkenStepfather.com Lover’s Facebook Group. If you Have Facebook You Better Add Yourself to This Group and Invite all Your Friends. Target is 1,000,000 Members.
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Some Spanish Teens Who Think They Are The Pussycat Doll
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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I am a B-List Blog – Which Makes No Sense Because I have 10 Readers…But Whatever….
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Some Bitch With Stupid Socks On Acting Stupid
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This Dude Has An Anorexic Fetish…
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Some Shitty Site Using Some Shitty Girl in Some Shitty School Girl Outfit to Get Traffic. This is Their Video
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I don’t really Understand What’s Going On Here…
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Tom From Myspace on The Toilet
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Some Weird Psychic Bitch Sings About the American Music Awards
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Look – A Stupid VIdeo With an Obvious Punchline, Bad Acting and Some Tit
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Did I Post This Paris Hilton Upskirt Yet?
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This is a Clip from the Movie Dead or Alive of Two Girls Fighting in Bikinis…
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Some Retarded Ghostbusters Prank Video That Happened on Campus – Obviously…
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Some Video Called Bathroom Fuckin’ That I’ve Never Seen
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Kristen Bell At Some Fashion Show Looking Like She Has a Crush On You
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This Guy Asked For A Link – I Gave Him One For His Nice Collection of Playboy Pics
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3 Bottles of Pherlure for the Price of 1 – It’s Like I’m Buying You A Hooker…I’m Nice Like That
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Some Fags Singing Shakira Of The Day
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Alyssa Milano’s Sexy Whale Tail (sexy if you’re into thongs…I prefer diapers)
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Abi Titmuss Is Supposed to Be a Slut Who Emails Me – But For Some Reason She Doesn’t Send Me These Calendar Pics…Probably Cuz She’s Not Really Emailing Me….
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This Dude Thinks This Is The World’s Most Beautiful News Reporter…
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Some Kids Pretend They Are X-Tina’s Video Drrrty
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Something About Britney’s Hair… I didn’t Bother Reading…Because I Don’t Care…
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2006

22

Nov

I am – Bathroom Art of the Day

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2006

22

Nov

I am – Fergie Throwback Pics of Her Ass Crack of the Day

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The Black Eyed Peas call their fans “Peabodies” and this is Fergie’s Ass Crack from 2004. I remember Chlamydia, it was the best night of my life, which reminds me of a story I once read of a guy who picked up a slammin’ girl, banged her, landed Chlamydia, got the pills, it cleared up, went out to the bar again the next week, picked up the same girl and got Chlamydia again…That story is a lot like Fergie’s ass. It’s rancid like an STD but good enough to post 2 years later. You liked that story…didn’t you…You liked how I tied that shit back into Fergie’s pics. I am pretty fucking smart for a mexican – admit it.

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