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2011

05

Dec

Fergie’s Got Back and Not in a Good Way of the DAy

Here are some pictures of Fergie’s broad, masculine, well-sculpted back you’d expect some homosexual artist to really dig for his series on men in skirts…..

I figure when a girl’s got back, it means she’s got a hot round ass, but Fergie Showed her ass in that CULO book I posted about last week….and she had some weird intented, small ass crack shit that left me feeling uncomfortable…but in this case…her back is just thick and offensive…but I’m posting he pics anyway….

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2011

05

Dec

Katherine Heigl Thickness Isn’t Hot Unless You Have Osteoporosis of the Day

Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl stopping by her salon, where I assume she’s gonna use some smoke and mirrors to make herself look as presentable as possible, when she should be stopping by her plastic surgeon for some liposuction, or maybe to some wich doctor who can reduce the density of her bones, cuz clearly, she’s big boned and sure the only thing good about big boned may never get Osteoporosis, and the only thing attractive about women who can’t get Osteoporosis is to women who have Osteoporosis and thus envy, making Heigl a BoneDensity-spiration, like fat bitches obsessed with skinny, or breast cancer survivors obsessed with Liz Hurley, but I’m the kind of guy who looks for bitches at risk of getting Osteoporosis…you know cuz they aren’t built like football players….

I hate this bitch. That’s all I have to say about that.

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2011

05

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Hugging Shorts of the Day

Here’s Vanessa Pudgens in some tight vagina hugging shorts….almost tight enough to show off her 5 o’clock vagina bush shadow….cuz she’s a hairy little troll…and needs to shave multiple times a day to stay under control….at least that’s what I like to think to justify her shitty self shot nude pics…that she took at 17….and that she threatened to send all the bloggers to jail for…even though she’s the kiddie pornographer…..who I like to follow for no real reason other than wondering what species she is cross-bred with to justify her look….Her teen sister’s not so bad either…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

05

Dec

Elin Nordegren’s Friend’s Tits on the Beach of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Tiger Woods or the pussy he got pregnant….all money grubbing, groupie and unsupportive of his cheating, even though he gave her everything she ever could ask for, and all he asked for in exchange was the freedom to fuck some whores, and any other bitch would respect that decision, only this one took him for 1/2 billion dollars….and that flaw in the system represents all things wrong with both marriage and more importantly, all things wrong with giving women the right to vote. There is a reason wives were property….and we had to go ahead and ruin that….

Posted in:Elin Nordegren

2011

05

Dec

Heather Graham Old Lady for Old Times of the Day

I have no real reason to post these pictures of Heather Graham…She’s not falshing tits, or pussy, or really doing anything special…I think it’s the Christmas Season….or maybe it is cuz I just drank too much the last week and the depressive effects of alcohol are raping me since I don’t have a drink going and I am here reflecting great celebrity pussy of the past…

You know tapping into her titty and bush performance in Boogie Nightswhat must have been a decade ago…getting all meloncholic and emotional while listening to love songs….in this life filled with broken dreams….and broken women…even though Heather Graham has aged pretty amazing.

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2011

05

Dec

Amanda Seyfried’s Awesome Little Ass in Leggings of the Day

I linked to these pictures last week…but I just got access to them…and I’m not about to ignore a Seyfried ass….even if I’ve already done a post on it….cuz this is the kind of ass I can look at all day…all small, cute, but round as fuck….and not get bored…until I fuck it…cuz fucking a bitch always ruins her for me…I don’t know if it is self disgust, like I think to myself “What kind of woman would fuck me, she must have real issues”….or maybe it is cuz I have this quest to fuck every ass in the world…just to say I did….

I am very into looking at pics and video of Amanda Seyfried…I think it has to do with her being my favorite young pussy in Hollywood…the Lindsay Lohan that Lindsay Lohan never was….with a lot less baggage.

Or maybe it’s cuz along with shitty disney movies….she get naked….IN CHLOE and IN BIG LOVE

Or maybe….just maybe….I like her ass in leggings…either way, we’ve spent too much time on this…trying to sort it out…there’s more celeb pussy I need to get to…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

05

Dec

Olivia Munn’s Hard Nipples for Attention of the Day

I hate Olivia Munn for a lot of reasons, the main one being that she fucking sucks….she is totally uninteresting, and most importantly, barely hot…She just tapped into the right market…filled with nerds who are easily impressed with chicks as that comes with being virgin losers who never really connect with chicks cuz they are all ASPERGERS…all it takes is talking their nerd language….propelling the bitch into a level of fame she never deserved….

So here she is reminding her fans she still exists….hard nippled…and irritating…but hard nippled none-the-less….


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2011

05

Dec

Julia Voronin is a Soccer Wife in a Bikini of the Day

Other than Andriy Voronin’s penis bulge in his shorts, unless you’re a soccer fan, in which case that’s all you care about, fag, these pictures are pretty hot….but I may be bias, you know cuz I love blonde tight bodies with big square asases in little bikinis, all Russian bride lookin’, who marry footballers, because in Europe, they are the Brad Pitts, and as the Brad Pitts, the hot pussy pretty much throws themself at them saying “choose me, choose me”….cuz girls are whores….and apparently, this Julia Voronin chic is the one he chose…leading me to only assume she’s gonna do a Irina Shayk and end up on SI, cuz the new model scouts for the mag, are Euro footballers….motherfuckers…

Posted in:Julia Voronin

2011

05

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about being a guy with a celebrity blog, even though I don’t give a fuck about celebrities, is that girls think I’m a fag, you know being catty, cuz straight guys aren’t into this shit, and either am I, but they don’t know that, since they don’t read the site, and when girls think you’re gay, they are far easier to fuck. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER ….here are the morning links….even though it is noon….I’m just a fucking deadbeat degenerate alcoholic and everyday is saturday with no interest in writing a blog…it’s just some cruel punishment from above…assholes…

THE HUMAN SLINGSHOT – Don’t Try This at Home – VIDEO
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30 Favorite Holiday Sports Babes
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Free Cam Show Amazingness
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I’d Like to Be All Over Armie Flores
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When Emus Attack! – VIDEO
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Cynthia Has Some Big Juggs
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Kanye West is Fucking Delusional of the Day
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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19 Year Old Gets Slutty on the Cam
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10 Actresses You Would Have Never Expected to Get Naked That Actually Did
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Miss USA Fucked Up
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Posted in:MHD

2011

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife just gave me shit because all I listen to is Christmas music…it is the only music that makes my miserable self feel warm and ready to let bitches sit on my lap asking me to give them things they want….

She said someting like “Do you and your fucking Christmas music ever fucking end”….see because unlike me she’s not a festive cunt….she’s just a fucking cunt….So I told her that it was not the Jews responsibe for the shitting on and killing Jesus….who in turn made Xmas possible…but her who ruined Christmas…and for that…I am going to get video of her shitting her brains out for you all to laugh at her…

In the meantime, hHere are the stepLINKS….

Fat Kardashian Ass
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Mindy McCready’s Life Is Still A Mess
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Live Cam Shows, to Keep Things Sexy All Weekend
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25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Movies
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Amazing Stick Tricks Drum Solo
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Nicki Minaj Barbie Doll To Shove Up Your Racist Ass While Jerking Off
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Britney Spears 30th Birthday Bikini
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The 24 Year Old Virgin
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Miami Bikini Sluts on Video
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Shannon Sky is Sexy and I Like It
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The Hot Ladies Will Keep You Warm on a Cold Winters Night
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The 25 Hottest European Athletes of All Time
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Amy Childs’ Big Breasted Bikini Reality
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Adriana Lima Is Very Good At This
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Masterbating With a Carrot on the Train – VIDEO
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Hilarious Little Kid Sports Fans, Because Sometimes Children Don’t Completely Suck
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Emily Browning And Carey Mulligan Bush Out!
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MORE Blake Lively VS Scarlette Johansson
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Megan Fox is Looking Hot and That Is all She is Good For
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Amelie Gets Dirty in the Kitchen
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Britney Spears’ 30 Hottest Looks For Her 30th Birthday
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Quite Possibly The Hottest Chick You Will Lay Your Eyes Upon Today
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Ashli and Tory Bring Us Some Girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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Top 5: Courtney Stodden Twitter Round Up!
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Horny Lesbians Play in the Bath
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Jessica Jane Clement for Nuts
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Gotta Love a Hottie in Long, Long Legs
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Miranda Kerr Hits Louis Vuitton Store Opening VIP Party
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Another Random Pic Dump
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How About Some Amateur Sluts?
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Kids React to Dubstep
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Chloe Moretz Does Some Non-Nude Teen Modeling…
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Miranda Kerr and Baby
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Some Kate Moss, Just Because
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Sexy Brunette and a iPhone
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Rihanna is Blonde Today
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Victoria Justice Is Your Early Christmas Gift
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Patton Oswalt Rips Into the Christmas Shoes Song….Amazing…
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Ninja Cat Strikes Again
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Snooki And Her See Through Shirt, But Why The Face?!
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Megan Fox, Lip Licking Fuck Me Boots Kicks Off The Weekend
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Miley Cyrus Seems Shy, But Her Tits Don’t
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Show This To Girls You Fuck TO Make THeir Walk of Shame Better
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Jessica Biel in Orange – Not Naked….
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Kirsten Dunst Knocks Us Out With Her Bikini Pics
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Khloe Kardashian, As Sexy As It Fucking Gets!!!
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Crazy Speed Boat Catch
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Vintage Footage of Circus Monkeys and Some Asshole I hope is Dead Handling Her
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Kirsten Dunts Got Her Fat Titties Out in a Bikini Yo
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Demi Lovato Whore Out With Her Fat Titties in Concert Yo
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Leilani Dowding Sunbathing Topless Yo
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You Need This Scarf to hide this FLASK

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

02

Dec

Ana Beatriz Barros Nipple for Fashion of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros did Elle Magazine recently….and like every good model…she got a little erotic, naked, softcore porn for fashion, because her job, like a hooker, is to satisfy a need and do what she is told to do, in exchange for money, like she rented her body out for the day….and there’s so much hot in that….if you’re a controlling pervert like me who likes buying women…which I like to think we all are….

Anyway, here are her Victoria’s Secret tits showing nipple, for Elle Magazine…like a good model worth millions she is….Good times…

Posted in:Ana Beatriz Barros

2011

02

Dec

Roberto Cavalli Rich Old Man Gets Younger Hotter Pussy of the Day

When you have a billion dollar in sales a year brand….anything is possible…including ex Russian model or aspiring Russian model or just a Russian pussy turned into your own personal prostitute…you see cuz people, especially women, can be bought…that’s why we collectively call them whores and laugh at the old viagra fueled cock they put inside them in exchange for the good life…cuz sometimes, like this time, it’s so obvious you have no choice but to laugh…

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2011

02

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Push Up Bra Titties of the Day

I don’t know if Miranda Kerr has gone out and got herself some implants, or if she is still breast feeding her 2 year old, or if she’s just contractually obligated to wear ridiculous push up/padded bras that make her tits look like implants everywhere she goes because she has sold her pussy to a corporation that makes their billions on making shitty tit look good…and it doesn’t fucking matter…because I’m not the disappointed dude bringing the bitch home to fuck….I’m just the pervert looking at her slutty cleavage….so here are some pics that work for me…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

02

Dec

Amber Heard is Always Seducing Me of the Day

Amber Heard has been seducing me for some time…she’s at the point of not having to do much to get me looking….the days of lying or broadcasting being bisexual for attention unlike the girls I ran into in a back alley near my house who were probably 18 and drunk after clubbing making out who clearly wanted to keep their dyking out secret…are over…She doesn’t have to do hot nude pics anymore…she’s set….now she just needs to leave her fucking house and I’m looking….Hotness.

Posted in:Amber Heard

2011

02

Dec

Rihanna’s Switching Things Up By Being a Blonde WHore of the Day

Rihanna always wears the same costumes to the point where someone like me, the laundromat bandit, who loves dirty vagina tainted clothing to sniff and cum on, get kinda excited…It is like groundhog day everytime I see her concert pics, but then again, isn’t everything groundhog day in whatever you do, we all have routines and have to deal with other people’s routines, which is probably the reason people kill themselves or hate their shitty lives….we all settle…

Point being she decided to switch things up in her whoredom by putting on a gold wig…..like the bitches you see fighting at the nail salon over baby daddies….perfectly gutter…and it looks so authentic…like she was a natural blonde…going back to her natural color…you know except for the whole being black part…

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