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2011

28

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bathing Suit Cuz That’s What She Do of the Day

I don’t know when these Ambrosio pictures were taken. I don’t even know if I’ve already posted them or not, they all look the fucking same. I have a feeling they spent a month on a beach with her, took 10,000 shots, and release them 6 at a time, because she’s like groundhog day, only in a good way, not a Bill Murray acne scar kind of way, cuz bitches who are professional bikini and bathing suits wearers, always make bikini and bathing suit wearing good to look at, but then again, that’s not really a hard fucking task, as I’d look at anyone in a bikini, even you. Gaylord.

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2011

28

Apr

Kim Kardashian Pretend sto Hit the Gym of the Day

Look at this doughy pig pretending to leave the gym, even though a body like that doesn’t really represent a body that works out. I am sure her personal trainer is the only personal trainer in hollywood who doesn’t want anyone to know he trains Kim Kardashian, because it will reflect badly on his work. I mean I guess what it comes down to, is that if this a million dollar body with the best of the best dieticians, image consultants, trainers, I’d hate to see what she’d look like as a common whore, I’m thinking WalMart cashier…

Now look at what made her a fat celebrity whore and not a real fat common whore, as she sucks this BLACK MAN’S COCK…..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

28

Apr

Sophie Simmons Brings Back her Thick Legs of the Day

Here are a set of half Israeli, half Canadian legs trying to fit into America, and by fit into America, I mean get fat.

See with all their fast food, junk food, high fructose corn starch eating fatness, the only way to be unassuming and deemed beautiful fat person encouragement and acceptance, obesity is the American way….

The reason I say that, is because no one ever comments on my shit, but for some reason, My Sophie Simmons is Fat post from last week, got me hate mail…

People love this bitch, support this bitch, and think that I shouldn’t single her out for having thick thighs cuz she doesn’t work out, cuz she’s not out there for the paparazzi, her dad made her do the show, she’s a victim, one who clearly emotionally eats, while I just think I’m doing her a fucking favor…we can ignore it all we want….but then bitch will just end up Kardashian.

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2011

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here’s a nice hairy back to start the day….

I don’t know why I find it so funny that I only start work at 1 pm. But I do. Maybe it’s cuz it makes me feel like you’re all suckers, but then I look around and realize that if I had a real job, maybe I wouldn’t have to steal 20 dollars out of my wife’s stash that she never notices I take from, and maybe I wouldn’t live in a one room basement apartment that is very third world, but maybe that’s not incentive enough to get off my lazy ass….You get what I’m saying, you’re a bigger loser than me, only you wake up early…

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Curly Blonde is Masterbating
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3 Girls Get Their Fuck On
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She’s in a Hot Little Mini Skirt
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Some Slut in Florida Tried to Have HEr Husband Murdered and She is Claiming They Did It to Be On TV. You Can’t make This Shit Up
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Neve Campbell Shows Off Some Hot Cleavage
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Kim Kardashian Strips Down
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Tila Tequila Avoids An Upskirt. Wait, What?
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Kendra Wilkinson Shoves Her Pussy In Our Face On DWTS
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Sofia Vergara See Through And Spandex. Totally Fuckable
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2011

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I witnessed a race war. A little African baby dressed like a pirate and his dad were crossing the street and an Asian almost ran the kid over, making the dad go tribal…the Asian jumped on his cell phone faster than his little cousin made your shoes….it was funnier in person…

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Jersey Shore’s Angelina Being Pregnant is a Pretty Example of Why Some People Should Be Spayed or Neutered
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If Lindsay Lohan Actually Wins an Oscar in 5 Years I Will Kill Myself – VIDEO
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These Sluts Take It All Off
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Okay This is Some SERIOUS Backhoe Driving Skill
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God Damn Marisa Miller is Hot
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Nicolas Cage Dropped His Kid. Child Protective Services Generally Frowns Upon That.
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Geordie Shore is Like Jersey Shore with a Uk Accent – VIDEO
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Lebanese Model Gets Naked
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25 Hottest Fans Wearing Basketball Jerseys
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Dianna Agron Panty Peek
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Who Would You Rather? Kate Middleton or Chelsea Davy?
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Beyonce and Her Green Knee Socks Want Kids to Get Active – VIDEO
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I Can See Ana Beatriz Barros Nipples
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September Carrino’s Rack Makes For An Awesome Morning
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Lucy Pinder is the Queen of Boobs
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Erin Nicole is Trashy and I Like It
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Meet Jessica Pangelina
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I Hope Will I Am Gets AIDS
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Bridgette is One Hot Slut
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Miley Cyrus Nipply With No Bra & Thin White Shirt
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Ashley Olsen WTF Are You Wearing
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Jo and Vera Get It On
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Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Yet Another Japanese WTF Are You Wearing?
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More Ladies @ US Weekly’s Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Party
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Teen Shakes Her Big Ass Boobs
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Nina Dobrev Claims to Love Her Curves But For the Life of Me I Cant Tell Where They Are
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Alessandra Ambrosio Models Victoria’s Secret Swimwear
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Elle Macpherson Is A Hot Mom In Jeans
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2011

27

Apr

Kristen Stewart Filming a Skinny Dipping Scene of the Day

Kristen Stewart took some time away from the trailer park she clearly is from and the father who clearly fucks her, to go and make millions of dollars filming that Twilight bullshit, that’s become the new Harry Potter, in billion dollar movie franchises cuz it manipulates teenage girls by shoving masturbation material down their throats….by casting average at best looking girls to play the main character, cuz if Kristen Stewart’s character was hot, it’s make them feel like shit about themselves and they’d never buy into the shit….Trust me, millions of dollars went into marketing this shit just right….and her being not so hot was a key factor…

But for some reason, the more naked this bitch gets, the less I seem to care about her inbred looking face. I guess it all stems from me being a pervert.


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2011

27

Apr

Blake Lively’s Great Push Up Bra of the Day

Blake Lively wore a push up bra. I guess that’s news. I don’t think she’s hot. But her tits look good. I don’t get why she looks 35. I guess it has something to do with drug addiction and a life of sleeping her way to the top while chain smoking and hard drinking in a tanning bed. But her tits look good, so who cares whether she is cast to play Jennifer Aniston’s mom in her next movie. Tits cure all issues by making us ignore all issues and that usually works in a bitch’s favor…here’s the proof….

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2011

27

Apr

Kristen Dunst Crackhead Getting Fit of the Day

I feel like I am watching some program organized by the church for the down on their luck homeless crackheads to turn their life around…

I’m guessing Kirsten Dunst isn’t one of those girls who showers at the gym, based on the fact that she looks like she doesn’t shower in life…if anything, I’m surprised she’s even going to the gym, she looks more like the kind of girl who would just do speed…starve hereself….and cry….you know all tormented and shit…I guess she’s working on a comeback…too little too late. Sex Tape would work though…but only if it’s gutter and comes with a pair of dirty shit stained panties she actually wore…I think I just revolutionized porn. I’m not Jesus, I’m a genius.

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2011

27

Apr

Chloe Sevigny Looks Like a Hipster Monster of the Day

I have nothing against Chloe Sevigny. Sure I think she takes herself too seriously and comes across pretentious, like she thinks she’s an artist, even important with so much to offer the world through her craft, which makes it easier to get them to suck dick on camera….you know cuz she thinks it is part of her higher purpose plan on earth that takes her to the next level in her work, while I just think it makes them porno stars….

She’s not hot, looks cracked out, sucks dick on camera, thinks she’s a bigger deal than she is, is a aged hipster who proabbly has a great bush, who for some reason people really fell for her bullshit, and here are her pics.

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