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2010

20

Dec

LeAnn Rimes Slutty Twitter Pics of the Day

I would never have known these pictures because I generally don’t give a fuck about LeAnn Rimes…but I think it is safe to say that we all knew she was a slut when she openly came out in the public as a homewrecking whore who fucked some married dude while she was married to some queer because he confused her for a dude you know based on her facial features. It happens to the best of us….

So these slutty Christmas pics are not interesting to me, I never found her hot to begin with, I’m just glad she’s showing the world just how Christian the bible loving bitch is….She always played the wholesome card for the paycheck, but I guess we know where her real morals lie and that’s on all fours while her new man fucks her up the ass while she rubs her clit cuz all that Jesus loving country shit didn’t allow her to get fucked proper…but I guess that’s all changed…..and I hope that does’t excite you…because she’s miserable looking…

I guess this is part of the reason I love girls brought up religious, unfortunately in LeAnn Rimes’ case she looks like one of those weird Jesus people all backwoods and inbred….here are the pics…

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2010

20

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Looks Like Michael Jackson of the Day

Despite her cute little asian school girl legs and cute youthful hat, Vanessa Hudgens looks like she’s Michael Jackson. I don’t know what’s happened to her since she leaked those naked pics of her bush, and I fucking love bush, thinking she was serious about doing this whole slut thing to break down the Disney curse, but instead she fell off the map, and I know that if only she got a bikini wax and the haters didn’t turn on her cuz they think having bush is a bad thing thanks to marketing, when really bush is a small taste of heaven, I bet she would have been conident in herself, that she’d be naked everywhere….

I mean maybe that’s just wishful thinking because I got this MJ fetish and I always wanted to see his pussy, but his premature death ruined that for all of us, but I guess Vanessa Hudgens is the second best thing.

Maybe she fell off the map cuz she turned 18 and people stop caring when you turn 18 and really it doesn’t matter. Here are some non-nude pics of her.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

20

Dec

Ashley Greene is All Hype of the Day

Whenever I see pictures of Ashley Greene, I feel robbed. It’s like she is the most overhyped girl around. Everyone things she’s so fucking hot because she happens to be the hot one in the movie, but to be fair, a pile of dog shit shaped kinda vaginal is hotter than that inbred Kristen Stewart so it’s not saying much, but marketing works and people believe what they read, especailly 14 and 15 year olds, so throw her bedding the Jonas Brothers into her campaign, and all of a sudden, she’s untouchable, and based on the way she looks, I agree she is untouchable unless there’s a lot of liquor in your system, it’s 3 am and the bar is closing…don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck her sleeping or awake, high or sober, but the point is she’s not where she needs to be to warrant the attention she gets and lies make me fucking cry…

Here is the lie in a boring outfit basically mocking us and letting us know she doesn’t need to try cuz she’s made it….while making instore appearances like the convicts they use at costco to hand out frozen pizza samples…only way more luxurious.

Overrated.

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2010

20

Dec

Halle Berry’s Baby Carrying Ass of the Day

I don’t know what possessed me to post these pictures of Halle Berry’s baby carrying ass, but I think it is because I like the contrast between an ass I want to fuck and the baby foot I don’t want to ever be the father of to throw me off and make jerking off to these pics more challenging.

Trust me, if I had the opportunity to knock Halle Berry up, I’d be right up there like my fellow Montrealer, but I know that would never really be a reality for me, so on a fantasy level, I like to keep baby feet on any level out of my masturbation, that’s not to say these pcitures are worth jerking off to, if you were capable of jerking off to this you’d be a versatile man, it’s just a nice reminder that there’s more to a nice ass than meets the eye….and that a nice ass can be ruined with a crying baby you know that crawled out of it is in the room as a constant reminder of where that ass has been….

I don’t know what I am getting at here, but I do know it’s a waste of your time. I’d apologize but luckily you aren’t reading.

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2010

20

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Ridiculous Stage Performance of the Day

Seeing Paris Hilton in her racing suit wasn’t enough Paris Hilton for one day….you know since she’s disappeared the last couple years from being burnt out from being famous for nothing…but more importantly, because we lost interest in her.

Paris Hilton is like a tranny, addicted to cock, addicted to being the center of attention, not worried about being tacky or trashy, acting all glamorous and glittery, while looking hard faced and cheap, only I know she has a vagina because I have seen it a bunch of times from various states of getting penis inside her to just casually getting out of her car….so being a tranny can’t be the explanation behind this embarrassing low budget burlesque show she’s putting on in Spain….but being cheesy, mainstream, boring and obvious probably clearly can…..and the worst thing in all this is that I’d totally tongue fuck her during an outbreak cuz I’ll stick my mouth in anything…I just can’t understand how Paris Hilton isn’t a gay man..It really fucks with my head..but not as much as her bloated 30 year old coke body….

If you want to see the shitty videos of the shitty event – you can check out youtube HERE , I did the work for you already…

Here are the pics of her in some drugged out party monster disco bullshit that isn’t hot, but that is very very funny….

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

20

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Tits Busting Out of her Cameltoe Suit of the Day

Paris Hilton is on some international comeback tour and I don’t really know what she is coming back from…other than being caught with cocaine in her pussy…cuz people love cocaine especially bitches with too much money and serious daddy issues that lead to using her cunt as a tool to get by…..proven in this cameltoe suit that’s being swallowed up her herpes-ridden labia…but this is Paris Hilton we’re talking about….she could be wearing the thickest snowpants and still get a cameltoe….that’s just one of the perks of having a used up loose fitting vagina….because cameltoes get you noticed….and I guess so does ridiculous push-up bras that make you look like your flat chested pornstar ass has tits….

What it comes down to is that this is a good look for her. I’m ready for “my second night in Paris” to be released…cuz I know it’s coming…even if she’s a little old for this shit….

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2010

20

Dec

Cameron Diaz Menopausal in a BIkini of the Day

I have seen menopausal women many times before…and if they aren’t round butterball turkey looking motherfuckers…but instead the kind of menopausal woman who tries to take care of herself by hitting the gym hoping at least one low level trainer will pretend to want to fuck her in exchange for 100 dollars a session….you know the kind of menopausal woman who is trying to hold onto her youth and who wants to maintain her looks so hard she’s on special diets cuz her life revolves around being attractive, only to be counter productive thanks to all the hard living pretty much turning herself into a dude cuz of all the weight training and from her tired uterus from all the abortions, contraceptives and HPV have taken their toll and can’t produce lady hormones anymore….but I’m just speculating based on her rectangular shape…


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2010

20

Dec

Megan Fox is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some skinny Megan Fox in a bikini pictures to start my day. I saw them yesterday but couldn’t bring myself to post them, because that is just the kind of blogger I am. I don’t care enough to bother, but in my defense I was very very very fucking hung over, like practically dying hungover cuz that’s just what I do to myself…

That said she looks awesome, tight bodied and amazing and that’s really all I look for in a girl trying to work her way back into our hearts after realizing she isn’t shit and she doesn’t fucking matter and that she can easily be replaced.

This is good effort from a cunt who thinks she is hotter than she is, and luckily I have a soft spot for skinny girls with shitty tattoos. It reminds me of fucking homeless teens I meet at bus stops or what I like to call….Heaven.

Either way, I think I can see a bit of David from 90201′s pussy lip trying to get attention and I’m down. Keep up the bottom feeding you useless cunt.

Posted in:Megan Fox

2010

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am half drunk and hunting Christmas Holiday parties, I figure this is my last couple days to really maximize on drunken low level employees who are willing to put out when they are too drunk to realize you aren’t actually their boss or coworker, but instead some low level pervert looking for low level pussy…I will try to take pictures…cuz I think OG content is the key to getting more than one reader on this site…..I mean along with adding me to Facebook….


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Father Christmas Fucked My Pussy is the Holiday Song of Our Generation – VIDEO
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This is the one thing in the DrunkenStepfather Holiday Gift Guide that Isn’t a Vagina
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Kim Kardashian’s Latest Publicity Stunt is Celibacy
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Jamie Eason Knows How to Rock a Bikini Proper
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Jamie Lynn Sigler Works a Lollipop
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Girlfriend Masterbates in the Back of Her Car – VIDEO
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2010 NCAA Bowl Games: Who Has The Hotter Cheerleaders?
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Now THESE Are Some Good Time Girls
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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UK TV Host Julia Bradbury Nipple Peek
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Gwenyth Platrow's Mother Totally Sold Him Out
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Taylor Momsen Gothic And Slutty, Which Really Isn’t Anything New
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Emanuela de Paula
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Psychotic Psychics and General Sluttiness on the Real House Wives – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima Gallery
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A Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Have You Met Melany Doucette
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From Sex Tapes To Drug Charges: That Little Token Black Boy From “Smallville” Is Failing Hard
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Cool or Creepy? Adult Company Makes Sex Game For Microsoft New Kinect Game System for XBOX
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Gotta Love Capri Anderson
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Shawna Lenee & Missy Stone Get It On
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Odette Yustman is Super Hot
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Shannan Click Lingerie Gallery
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LA Hottie in Spandex
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I WANT THIS JOB! Featuring Candice Swanepoel at VS Fitting Room
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And ANOTHER Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Snoop Dogg Smokes Christmas
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MMA Off-the-Cage Kick in the Face
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Gotta Love Watching Out For Some Hotties
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Remember When I Said Earlier That There's Totally Gonna Be a Demi Lovato Sex Tape?
Well Guess What, That Shit is Gonna Drop Any Day Now
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Briana Lee Covers Herself in Choclate Sauce
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Sam Lufti Is Lindsay Lohan’s Stalker
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Karen Gillan Is Out Of This Freaking World
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11 celebs with d-ck sucking lips! ha!
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Coco Spreads Them Wide For Twitter
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Taylor Momsen: Gothic And Slutty
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Remembering The Girls Next Door, Buck Nekkid!
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