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2011

12

Oct

Marion Cotillard Topless Scene of the Day

I don’t know who Marion Cotillard is because I’m ignorant, but I can tell I like her body of work at least this addition to her body of work…not so much cuz of the body…but because getting to see tit, even if tits aren’t that big of a deal,

It is safe to say she mades the right choice geting in this movie…but for her and her big nipples, I doubt it was actually a choice…she probably didn’t even realize she was topless cuz french bitches, whether they have won Oscars or not, have no problem getting naked. It is part of their culture along with having anal the first night they meet you. They just like having a good time and that’s far more fun than bitches like Scarjo who get dudes arrested and locked up for 121 years for leaking her nude pics…as long as you don’t have issues with digging your way thru bush, something I love cuz there’s far too many bikini waxes going on for my liking…

Here are the pics from set.

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2011

12

Oct

Olivia Munn Bikini Pics on Set of the Day

I hate Oliva Munn. I hate that she’s getting work in movies. I hate that her scam in seducing virgin losers worked because virgin losers are loyal even to bitches who don’t actually care about their lame interests but pretend to in order to advance their careers is working…instead of doing nudity….but she’s in a bikini top…so at least she’s getting the level of work she deserves…ideally exploiting her for her moderate sex appeal and I think what it really comes down to is that who really cares what I think anyway…just look at the pics and hope net time there’s more fitness and more importantly more labia involved…

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2011

12

Oct

Nicki Minaj Ridiculous Tits of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is some clown bitch who sells millions of records cuz she produces hits even though she looks like she belongs in a circus…

She’s pretty much a Blackish Gaga rip off but she does it in a bigger scale, more obvious joke of a way….instead of being a faggy, gay icon who exploits gay, she seems to know she’s pulling some kind of joke…and the reality is, when she’s in dresses like this, that hide her fat ass and thighs, it turns out she’s got ridiculously better than Gaga tits…and here are the pics of her beating Gaga at Gaga’s bullshit game…

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2011

12

Oct

Watching Ali Larter’s Ass Walk Up Stairs of the Day

Do you ever park yourself at the bottom of a set of stairs, whether at the mall, in a college, or office building and just watch the variety of women climb the shit…ass cheek flexing with every step…sometimes flashing you panty depending on how short the skirt is or how lucky you are…or how committed to the fetish you are…because I do…some of my hottest sexually experiences happened that way and the girl involved had no fucking idea…

So here are some pictures of Ali Larter, new mom, tight body, tapping into that pervert fetish wearing jeans….

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2011

12

Oct

Sofia Vergara’s Tits Do a T-Shirt of the Day

Sofia the Drug Mule Vagina is holding up her titties as she walks around in a shirt….and I’m noticing because I’m pathetic and a slave to big tits, no matter how old they are, or how much support they need from forearms, like Sofia the Drug Mule Vagina is a slave tow hoever the fuck she sold her soul to in order to go from busty single mom smuggled into Miami from Colombia on a raft, to Emmy winner….and really we don’t nede to look into her histroy….we just need to focus on what’s important about her…tits…that I can only assume have nude pics from her younger years floating around cuz you don’t just go from there to here without dabbling in exposing tits on film…let’s hope someone digs deep enough and finds them…cuz I’m too lazy for investigative journalism.

Update – Reader Cheerezo Jones Sent In Possible Nude Sofia Vergara Before She Was Famous Nude Pic….No sure if it is her, but click that link to see it and debate.

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2011

12

Oct

Ashley Greene in Some Denim of the Day

Ashley Greene, the Jonas Brothers pussy they didn’t fuck cuz it is against god’s way and their homosexuality, but good for business cuz Twilight is a big deal and I guess so were the Jonas brothers before their fan base got their periods, leading me to think Ashley Greene may actually be a virgin, and as someone who has never fucked a virgin, I remain fascinated with the concept, until the reality sets in that getting famous in the first place means giving up virginity at a young age to produces, as quickly as lying to the media cuz your PR people think it’s a good move….despite how tight the pants she wears are…..too tight for the real Jesus if she actually was the Christian she pretends she is….who cares…these pictures are fucking boring…I should waste my time on things like this…

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2011

12

Oct

Sophie Monk’s Lookin’ Crazy of the Day

Here’s some Sophie Monk getting out of a car. I am posting them because Sophie Monk is a fascinating bottom feeder, only because her success has been minimal yet she still hasn’t crawled back to Australia where she’s from…

Another great thing about her is that her vagina either sucks up her pants on the regular – and I’m talking all varieties of pants…from leggings to thick jogging pants, to jeans…it’s like she’s always got cameltoe…. or maybe she does it on purpose, you know jacks that shit up her, cuz she knows people will talk about her and paparazzi will take pics…

ANd I just don’t get why she hasn’t got into porn yet…maybe they won’t let her in cuz she has Paris Hilton strain of herpes, thanks to her boyfriend cheating on her with Paris Hilton…but you’d figure herpes is just part of being in porn….maybe she has morals…doesn’t really seem that way…but here are pics of her anyway..

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2011

12

Oct

Pippa Middleton’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Pippa Middelton’s dressed like a hipster lumberjack…all she’s missing is unshowered hair and a mustache. I wonder if she’s rocking the hipster bush….and whether she drinks PBR while listening to indy music or electro….I guess only time will tell, cuz this elegant, high society, second rate sister of a princess who isn’t a princess despite how hard her dad tries to make her feel like one so that she doesn’t snap…but will snap…cuz girls are catty and ruining each other while claiming their own identity is what girls do…..but for now…all we’ve got in her ass in jeans…to tide us over until the actually smut gets released…Exciting. Gives us something to look forward to.

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2011

12

Oct

Rihanna is a Vision of Beauty of the Day

OMG – I just got a glimpse of the worlds sexiest woman of 2011…

I like to call these pictures proof that Rihanna isn’t the sexiest woman of anything, except maybe the Karaoke party she is rumored to have been hooking at back in Barbados at 14 when she was first found before extorting her way into success….

I don’t know if Esquire has invested money in her album or tour, if they are getting paid, if it is part of a bigger scale ad deal, but there’s definitely some upside we’re not seeing…because there’s no way she’s deserving of that title…but some of us are believing it, cuz we don’t have time in our busy lives to pay attention to who is hot out there in the media…cuz we’re just trying to raise our kids, keep our wives happy, plan a vacation, and pay our mortgages……..speak for yourself loser…this shit is my life and that’s more depressing that your life I just laid out for you…proving life is hell but at least we’re living it.

Here are the rest of her nude for Esquire’s fake Title pics….

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2011

12

Oct

Mandy Moore’s Possible Pregnant Nipples of the Day

There’s a rumor going around that Mandy Moore is pregnant and that these are her hard nipples while lunching with her dad to break the news to him before she goes to the media that she is in fact a slut who lets guys cum in her without condoms cuz that’s just the way he raised her….

There’s also a rumor going around that people don’t remember who Mandy Moore is, that she’s not hot, has a dumpy, awkward, large hipped body that might as well been pregnant the last 10 years since she peaked at 17….sure I’m the one starting those rumors, but that’s all part of what I waste my time doing…and in my defense, it’s not startin a rumor if no one’s reading it.

Here are the nips.

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2011

12

Oct

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ass in Tights on a Bike of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow was filming some shitty movie because Hollywood is insular and they cast the same idiots for the same concept movies over and over and over again because like me…they like to beat a dead horse since the public will buy anything…you idiots….

That said, they put her in bike spandex, made her ride her bike, and the paparazzi got a shot of her pussy eating her seat, the basis of my bike seat sniffing fetish I always get caught attempting to live out when hot girls on hot days dock their bike on a lamp post and head into the market to buy lunch…

Don’t confuse this for me thinking Gwyneth Paltrow is someone hot enough to jerk off to…I just have this habit of posting useless pictures of useless people who people think are important all day…

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2011

12

Oct

Kate Beckinsale’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I was first introduced to Kate Beckinsale by a virgin loser you could probably relate to. He invited me to his apartment cuz he was trying to collect me as a friend cuz collecting was all he knew and I was trying to get free beer. He put in the Movie underwood and told me it was the 50th time he watched it and it’s at the point where he can recite it and reenact it as soon as he finds other virgin losers to perform it with him in the park between medeval sword fighting simulation….and dude couldn’t contain his excitement a director’s cut was coming out cuz it was like a whole new movie, before showing me 3 photo albums of her pictures cut out and cropped, the creepiest of the pics being his head and her head cut out on a porn pic….

All this to say, I was never that much of a fan, but she’s pushing 40, her ass is amazing, she gets half naked, despite being a mom, and above all she’s from the UK, all odds against her…but for some reason…she remains spectacular……

Here are some bikini pics…

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2011

12

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Lesbianism in a See Thru Dress of the Day

This is a stretch even for a pervert like me…See Vanessa Hudgens, actress, is rocking a white dress and when she hits the sunshine from the right angle, it’s so see through you can see the shadow of her fucking legs…This is the kind of low key slutty dress that you’d expect from a girl transitioning into lesbianism, you know slowly scaling back on her sex appeal, until one day becoming some kind of Meg White looking fat chick on a motorcycle circulating my block to rip off my dick as all other lesbians do…

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2011

12

Oct

Top Girls Riding Vibrating Things Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I have developed a weird obsessions with finding random videos on youtube that can double as fetish videos because knowing people masturbate to mainstream media that people advertise is a total fucking scandal that no one cares about..

Today’s fetish is girls on random vibrating objects….from Mechanical Bulls, to Horsey Rides outside the mall, to vibrating panties, cuz bitches who vibrate together, stay together. I don’t know what that means but here are a massive amount of videos…

Girl Riding Vibrating Horse…

Girl Riding Vibrating Chair…

Girl Riding Vibrating Mechanical Bull

Another Vibrating Chair…

Some Disny Teacup Busty Bitch….Not Really Vibrating But Good Enough

2 Girls Simulate Orgasm Using Virbating Phone…Weirdness

Doubling Up on the Horsey Ride

How about another Mechanical Bull

Girl on a Vibrating Board

Girl Humping on a Next Level Massage Chair

Another girl on the Massage Chair…

The Best Girl on the Massage Chair…

Girl on Vibrating Cushion

Girl in Vibrating Panties and Someone Else Has Remote…

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2011

12

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I feel like all the fat useless comedy actors becoming skinny offers great opportunity for me to take over hollywood before I die of a heart attak fucking hookers after doing boatloads of cocaine like I as a fucking drug cartel / Sofia Vergara’s vagina the mule….

Unfortunately, I’m pretty into sitting on the couch.

Here’s some shit going on around the internet….

Youngest Metallica Cover Band Ever
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The Hottes Soccer Fan Pics Ever
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Free Cam show Sexiness
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Video Slam: Shay Maria, Rihanna, Kitty Lea, Nyomi Banxxx
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Fake Store Prank is Pretty Clever
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Lauira Lee is Wearing One of Those Slutty Pink Mesh Things and I Like It
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Courtney Stodden’s Ramblings Are Still A Goddamn Goldmine
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Live Web Cam Suts to Make You Get Your Solo Sex On
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These Sluts Are All Over Each Other – VIDEO
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The 10 Sexiest Vampires in Film and TV
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