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2011

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Some days the site bores me. I guess it’s hard being the best site on the internet that nobody reads, a place where I get drunk and molest you, and I guess you don’t really care, but I have to take a shit and I’m trying to rush my way through this….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Miley Cyrus: Still Braless
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If These New Lesbian Stories About Angelina Jolie Are True, I am PRAYING We Get Some Pics
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Pedophile Video Starring the Pre-Teen Kardashians….PERVERTS!!
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Toddler Rope Swing Fail LOL
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Madonna Had Guy Ritchie Circumsized….
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I Usually Fuck with These Free Webcam Sluts When Bored….cuz They are Naked, It is free, I can pretend I’m their long lost dad…they get to cry…. it’s good times…
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This Slut’s First Time on Camera…But Not Her First Time Being a Slut…
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Whore as Whores Do
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The 25 Hottest Mexican Women
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I Wanna Be all Over Jessica Lowndes
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Kelly Brooke Brings the Hotness as Always
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Take a Vacation Where the Sluts Are!
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Free Cam Shows! FREE!
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Bristol Palin Totally Got Her Face Hacked Up
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She Loves Taking It Up the Butt
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Whose NFL Cheerleader Daughter Is Hotter?
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Britney Spears Nipply Throwback
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Kim Zolciak Looks Like a Dead Body for In Touch Magazine
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Shenae Grimes Cause It’s a Slow Day
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A Little Bit of Rihanna
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Alessandra Ambrosio is One Hot Momma
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One Hot Fitness Chick
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Joanna Krupa – Frederick’s of Hollywood Lingerie
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Say Hello to Claudia
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Everybody Hates Tyler Perry
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Julie and Sammy Get It On
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Kagney Linn Karter Pornstar Interview
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Dita Von Teese: Wendy Williams Show Visit!
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2 Horny Lesbians Get It On
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Emma Miller’s 100 Sexiest Photo shoot
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Seriously, I Fucking Hate Hipsters
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Rosie Huntington Whitley Hotness
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And MORE Rihanna
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Dude Tackles Reporter WTF – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Ella Will Do Anything
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10 of the Worst Celebrity Tattoos of All Time
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Get a Load of Envy
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some Cameron Diaz, Just Because
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I Fucking Hate Kim Kardashian But What A Great Set Of Tits
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LA City Workers Made A Porno
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Rihanna Shows Off Nipple Ring and Panty Lines
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Braless and See Through Lohan Goes To Rehab
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Ashley Tisdale In See Through Top At LAX
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

05

May

Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless for Numero of the Day

Here’s some model tit for some magazine that makes more money than me, which isn’t very hard to do, I figure a kid with a lemonade stand makes more money than me, but that’s not the point, the point is that produce the tits, but they aren’t considered porn, but I am, because I post the shit for masturbation purpose and not for fashion purpose, even though this is a hard sell for jerk off material, but it is still tits for fashion and that’s really all that matters….

So here’s Abbey Lee Kershaw topless for Numero magazine….

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2011

05

May

Emma Roberts’ Amazing Face at Some Bullshit Event of the Day

Here’s Emma Roberts in what could be a see through dress at some bullshit event, and she’s making amazing faces….

I’ve been seeing a lot of this bitch in the paparazzi lately, and the hope I have is that I rely on alcoholism being a genetic thing, to take over her life and lead her into a vulnerable place where she makes bad choices all while exposing her vagina. I’m Eager, she’s kinda hot. Let’s hope she pulls a Scream 4 on her actual family…I’m talking Julia Roberts.

Here are some other sluts at the Event I’d fuck even though I don’t know who they are, and if I do, don’t know where they’ve been, which isn’t saying much cuz I’d have sex with a paper bag filled with rotting fruit if I could…I’m just that eager…

Some Asian bitch named Jamie Chung cuz Asians have Small Genitals…and Youtful Appearances….

Jojo pulled the black cock out of her ass and made an appearance….

Tatyana and Aly Michalka

Lucy Hale Who Looks like a Kunis but Isn’t a Kunis But Still has A Cunny I’d like to Molest….

Amber Lancaster Who I’ve never heard of…

Marielle Jaffe another unknown to me…..

Jennifer Ackerman also a mystery pussy….

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2011

05

May

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day


I don’t watch the UFC so I don’t know who this Arianny Celeste bitch is, but I think it is safe to assume people who watch the UFC don’t know who she is either, because they are more interested in watching dudes in their underwear roll around on each other like some homo gladiator shit from the Roman era where homo shit was accepted and endorsed…

YOu know, throw her in the mix so these faggot UFC fans feel less faggot, to divert the erection they get watching the shit to her fake tits, from the reality that it’s all from the greased up muscles hurting each other….

And here she is in a bikini…..because when a bitch is in a bikini…it doesn’t really matter why the paparazzi are taking the pics…it doesn’t even matter if the paparazzi are taking the pics…cuz any bikini pic is worth looking at…which is the one good thing Facebook has done for me…

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2011

05

May

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Workout Gear of the Day

Here is Megan Fox’s replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, leaving the gym, reminding us just how fucking boring she is. Seriously, she has been around for a while and the most excitement we’ve got from her is This Topless Pic, unless of course you’re bald, in which case you love her, cuz she doesn’t mind if the dude she’s fucking has a full set of her, at least not if he’s The Transporter….

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2011

05

May

Christina Aguilera is Still Fat of the Day

This just in, Christina Aguilera is still fat. More importantly she’s not doing anything about it and she’s not trying to hide it. She’s not doing the Kim Kardashian smoke and mirrors, where she wears heels and straps to reposition the fat to look less fat, and that’s what I call serious fucking laziness…too lazy to even cover up her fatness from laziness…and all this laziness is making me want to nap.

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2011

05

May

Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Lady Ass in Jeans of the Day

I spent the better part of the morning watching older ladies in yoga pants and leggings walking around. I guess it has to do with spring coming, or maybe them trying their best to get in mom bikini shape, or maybe they just have nothing better to do now that their kids are all grown up and I got lost in their asses…

See normally I am disgusted by what women become, but couldn’t help but wonder the story of each and every ass…you know every journey that those pussies traveled before my meeting them today with fabric wedged between their shit…Fascinating concept…now here’s Nicolette Sheridan’s old lady ass in jeans to give you a taste of what I was eating all day…Boom.

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2011

05

May

Some Lydia Hearst Ass in Jeans of the Day

Lydia Hearst is an internet friend of mine, not a close enough internet friend to know that her boyfriend was 60 year old Jeff Goldblum, but still an internet friend…

What it comes down to is that she’s a real sweet and talented girl and I’m a fan of hers and I respect wherever she decides to take her vagina and whatever wild ride journey she decides to secretly take it on….even though she just broke my heart, because I thought I was the only old enough to be her father man in her life that she hasn’t met.

But the good news, and the reason for this post is that we get to stare at her ass in jeans, and hope for a sex tape to be stolen by the maid, shit could be sponsored by viagra…but I’d rather just hope for a wedding invite, cuz inviting random internet friends to your wedding is the future….especially when they are drunk perverts who will try to finger bang all the guests…..before throwing up on them….

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2011

05

May

Daveigh Chase Fake Hipster Panty Flash of the Day

I feel like an idiot calling someone a faux hipster, when every hipster is a fake try hard idiot.

We get it, you take yourself too seriously, you are a cynic who just doesn’t give a fuck, all obscure and artistic and against the grain all high on second hand clothing fumes, cheap beer and random drugs, even though they are rich and can buy designer clothes but don’t because that they just don’t care enough to since apathy and unshowering is their thing….

What a joke.

But seeing a bitch who was the voice of Lilo and Stitch rollin’ around on a moped like some hipster faggot is a fucking joke, but I start paying attention when I see the panty flash…

Sniffing bike seats and watching girls in skirts mount and dismount bikes is one of my favorite summer activities, so whether this cunt is legit or not,

Yes she’s totally irrelevant, except maybe to who 15 lame groupies who think it’s a good social move to hang with a bitch who does the voice of Disney Characters who rocks American Apparel….she’s so cool….that’s why only 2000 people follow her on twitter….

Hipsters should be shot. Even though everyone is a fucking hipster these days. It’s the mainstream. How obscure.

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