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2010

13

May

Christina Aguilera’s Other Nude GQ Issue ics Suck of the Day

I want my money back….well….I didn’t actually pay money for the latest issue of GQ where Aguilera was on the cover totally naked but strategically placed, but if it was shrink-wrapped like the fetish porn mags I used to buy, I would have been fucking disappointed with the inside shots. See if she is naked on the cover, she is supposed to be more naked on the inside, I’m talking spread the fuck eagled. No, dressing her up in horse fetish gear I see the local hipster weirdos wearing to local parties doesn’t cut it….that’s just on some Lady Gaga “Let’s be shoocking” bullshit that doesn’t let me jerk off to her ripped apart mom pussy or even her fake tits, which basically means a fucking fail….

The only good news is that the photographer has pictures on his hard drive of her cunt from when they were trying to get the cover shot, and that means that there is the possibility of a “Leak” or “stolen computer”, and I hope I somehow get involved in that scandal….

But the bad news is that so many celebs have had naked covers, or strategic nude pics where they cover their cunts, and the unedited raw images never get leaked…

Damn photographers, trying to be professional and get future work while not giving the public what we want….Selfish Assholes….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Nude

2010

13

May

Kendra Sex Tape Screenshots of the Day

Being famous is a business. There’s a lot of competition and fighting for attention, so when you have very little talent and made a career off being naked, you figure there’s only one way to keep people’s eyes on you, especially now that you’re a dumpy mom who has destroyed any sex appeal she might have had back when she was whoring herself out to Hefner.

I guess the biggest joke in all this is that bitch is pretending she had nothing to do with this video and that she is going to sue, when really she’s just hoping to make a buck off her ass like she used to, and maybe if she’s lucky, she’ll be the next Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, but will more likely be the next Linda Lovelace, a misunderstood pornstar who can fight her demons until she dies of an overdose….

I am all for seeing bitches fuck, even inbred looking bitches like kendra, I like to rate their fucking form, like a synchronized swimming judge, so I hope this encourages the youth to get up on filming the fuck, but I think we’ll probably need Miley running the lead on that venture….since the only fans Kendra has watch Nascar and don’t shower and figure jerking off to her is better than fucking their sister…

She’s supposed to be 18 in this video, and her career would have taken a nice turn, if she was still 18, when now it’s just like watching a different person in action….

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Screenshots

2010

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I wish more bitches were like dogs….at least the bitches who I like petting because my dog has seen me naked pretty much every single day and he still gets down to humping my leg, while the only bitch who I can get to hump my leg is a 300 pound woman who I’d rather was humping another motherfuckers leg….but I made the mistake of marrying. Not that it matters….since my dick doesn’t really work…thanks to low levels of testosterone thanks to drinking myself fat cuz it is the only thing that makes the internal sadness disappear and some post-traumatic street thanks to seeing a 300 pound woman naked and marrying her for her money and she’s not even fucking rich….she just gets a disability check….not that it matters….

Here are my stepLINKS…..

I love Amanda Seyfried – I Don’t Understand Why Her Nickname is British for Pussy Hair or Why She Got it Tattooed – But I Still Think She’s Hot – And Creepy – But Hot is Hot….
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Drunk Prank Call Your Friends
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Alesandra Ambrosio is Pretty Much Naked
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There’s So Many Possibilties For What’s Happening In This Photo, Maybe You Can Help Me Guess
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Jessica Simpson’s Fat Legs
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Why Stick To One Slut When You Can Have Countless?
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The 20 Worst Mugshots
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World Cup 2010: Five Hottest Wives and Girlfriends To Cheer for England
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THE SATURDAYS Frankie Sandford See Through Panty Upskirt
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You Need To See These Katie Cassidy Pics
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Now That’s a Family Portrait
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Hot in Hawaii
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Slumber Party Sluts – GALLERY
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Hot Teen Masterbates Like a Pro
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You Know This Story Made Me Realize That a) All Firefighters Should Be Women and B) They Should Fight Fires Topless
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Simone Villas Boas is Kinda Prim and Proper and I Like It
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Party babe is FUBAR – VIDEO
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Britanny Daily is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Now THIS is a Drunk Party Slut
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Nikki and Lexi Lick Each Other Up – VIDEO
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Fearne Cotton is The Type of Girl I’d Like To Get Down On
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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More Amanda Seyfried Hotness
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Amanda Seyfried Just Got Even More Awesome – VIDEO
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Ciara is Wearing Some Dominatrix Hotness
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Jamie Pressly Got Another Boob Job
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Hot and Horny Babes Get Nasty
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Selita Ebanks Shoot For Maxim
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Chanel Sluts Anyone?
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Jaime Hammer Gallery
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Two Teens Get Wild in the Shower – VIDEO
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Jessica Lowndes (AKA Megan Fox Lite) Drops Some Cleavage
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The 20 Greatest Moments In Wikipedia Vandalism
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michelle Trachtenberg and Her Ass Crack
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I Agree, The Trailer for Super 8 Looks Awesome
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What NOT To Do At An Orgy
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Kaitlynn’s Body is Perfect
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If You Ask Me, These Victoria’s Secret Models *Are* What’s Sexy
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Kayla = WOW
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Kelly Brooke Without a Bra Doesn’t Make Her More Classy, It Just Makes Her Better
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Some Morning Thickness with Maliah Michel
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2 Girls 2 Cups and I am Talking ABout Her Bra….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

12

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I write about useless celebrities as if they are news every day, when the real funny shit is actual news that is actually happening and not on the red carpet, or at bullshit club or event, or even in Hollywood on NYC.

The real celebrities are the people who make the nightly news, because they are not only the people who make up America and best represent America…They are real life doing real dumb shit.

Hollywood is all fake, fabricated and controlled by big budgets, and big business. It’s all a fucking lie, so I’ve decided to post a few clips of some of the best news stories of the day…

Enjoy…..

Coeds Strip Down To Undies For Charity in DC
Hundreds of college students stripped down to their underwear Tuesday night to raise money and collect clothes for the homeless and half naked coeds is always amazing no matter what the cause is…especially when they are the girl in the black legging with the hot ass who the camera man pervs out on….Seriously, if you want anything to get done, get college girls stripped down and I’m pretty sure every dude on campus will be there.

Deaf Rapper Signs Record Deal and has the support of a record label that helped launch Eminem. I assume he is probably not Deaf at all, but it’s too awkward to make him take a hearing test, shit has got to be a gimmick to get noticed since everyone wants to rap…Trust me, real deaf people I know can’t even ask you for a dollar to donate to their charity….

Man Arrested for Watching Women Shower at Wisconsin College, Something That I’ve Always Fantasized about Thanks to the original Debbie Does Dallas but never pulled off, cuz I knew I’d get caught, but the idea of all the seeing unsuspecting girls washing together will always be porn…

Woman Busted for Offering Oral Sex to Cops to Drop DUI Charges even though every girl I know flirts with cops and makes deals with cops cuz cops don’t get paid enough to not be dirty…but I guess this bitch caught the rare bread who don’t like having fun even though they can.

Census worker charged with rape
An Indiana census worker is charged with raping a mentally handicapped woman. It happens to the best of us. Those dopey seductive eyes and inability to tell on us is a major turn on….

Sex during class at Middle School
Parents are shocked after the news that two middle school students engaged in oral sex in the back of a classroom while the teacher was showing a movie. If this was going down when I was in high school, I would have never dropped out of the shit. Seriously. Why are girls so much cooler now, I don’t get it. Is it the hormones in the food? Is it the media? Is it rap music? Whatever it is, it’s arousing….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

12

May

Some Bitches Modeling Lingerie in the Streets of the Day

This is what I call some Rogue Lingerie modeling. It’s like these bitches don’t need a runway, or a studio, or a beach to get half naked and posing. They don’t need a photographer, or camera crew, or make-up artist. They don’t need high profile hotels to relax between takes. They just get up, get out and get naked on the streets promoting some bra that is supposed to make your tits two cup sizes bigger, something I assume flat chested Paris Hilton’s been using the last few nights out as a single girl, and really more girls need to stop worrying about making their tits look two cups bigger, cuz you are just gonna disappoint a homie when he gets you home, but
start worrying about leaving the house like these bitches did, cuz gorilla-style, grass roots, bikini modeling is something every pussy should be into….it’ll make my world a better place….like that Michael Jackson song, but with less child molesting and more half nakedness.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bras|Lingerie Models|Public Nudity

2010

12

May

Sophie Turner Hangs With Real Models of the Day




Here is some real groupie shit. I feel like I am looking at pictures from some random slut on Facebook who happened to attend an event filled with her idols, but in this case the fucking groupie is some aspiring yet too old to be a model, porn looking bitch who tried to sue me for calling her a porn looking bitch, model, who came to America to be the next Phoebe Price and Bai Ling, because she found success in reality TV in her native Australia thanks to a set of fake tits, a hot body and the look of a stripper who doesn’t strip in her eye….who managed to score an invite to some Victoria’s Secret shit the models didn’t show up to in their panties, lingerie, or even bikinis, which just upsets me on all levels, but they did get to have their picture taken with Sophie Turner, so I guess it all works out for them in the end, just as soon Sophie Turner makes a name for herself so these girls know who she is, instead of them thinking she’s just a stripper showing her appreciation for all Victoria’s Secret has done for her career……..so here is Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley being touched by the star of nothing, Sophie Turner. Enjoy.

Here she is in a tight black dress….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2010

12

May

Scarlett Johansson Voyeur Gym Pics of the Day

Here are some voyeur pictures of Scarlett Johansson at the gym trying to slim down for old times cuz she realizes that a young chubby busty single chick brought her much more success than a thick older married chick and as a real voyeur, I am disappointed, I find them pics real fucking boring, and don’t understand why the paparazzi didn’t do what they were supposed to do and set up a camera in a locker that has a view of the showers like I’ve seen so many times on the internet, cuz a naked Scarlett Johansson is far more interesting than a clothed on, 15 pounds overweight or not.

Sloppy. But at least she’s doing something about it. Not that “doing something about it” has ever got me off, especially with my wife, cuz the only thing she does about the shit is just emotionally eat more food in one sitting than a small African Village eats in a week…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson|Voyeurism|Working Out

2010

12

May

Uma Thurman Old and Sloppy Tit of the Day

I was never a fan of Uma Thurman. There was never anything hot about her, except maybe her big tits, but like all things attached to a woman, they age and end up sloppy as fuck….but I have a feeling that your comic book loving, virgin, tit loving cuz you weren’t breast fed and haven’t played with enough tits, seeing the real deal Uma Thurman is far more exhilerating than the Kill Bill action figure you’ve been stuffing into your ass the last Monday for the last three years, cuz Tuesday is for Rose McGowan, Wednesday Rosario Dawson, Thursday for Sarah Michelle Gellar and the rest of the week is for the other women you see in movies who your delusional ass thinks you are married to because you stapled her pics to your bed…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:old|Sloppy|Uma Thurman

2010

12

May

Miley Cyrus Lap Dance Video of the Day

The big news yesterday was that someone was shopping around video of Miley Cyrus giving a lap dance and I guess TMZ got their hands on the shit because here it is…..and really I don’t find it all that interesting or surprising because girls of all ages are little dirty dancers and the fact that she’s not getting gangbanged by a group of guys after High School practice is pretty fucking wholesome of her.

I’m calling no big deal on this shit, but I am down with getting some private dances from Miley, it seems like she knows what she’s doing, which will be a nice back-up plan if all else fails, which I am pretty sure it won’t….She’s at the level of fame where stripping is not an option….

Posted in:Lap Dance|Miley Cyrus

2010

12

May

Rihanna Falls on Stage of the Day

Rihanna was in concert the other day and she managed to get out of her pink rubber outfit part of me wants to sniff despire hating her cuz she seems like a fucking cunt with serious attitude who tells on her abusive boyfriend like she’s not a gully girl from the shanty town…..and she fell on stage, now let’s just hope she falls into obscurity and as long as she’s in a leotard showing ass…I’m good with watching….


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Posted in:Falls|Riahnna

2010

12

May

Mick Jagger’s Aspiring Model Daughter Looks Tired of the Day

I know this girl is a little kid, but I figure if she puts herself out there, I have the right to write about her. She’s Mick Jagger’s teenage daughter. She’s done some sexed up modeling and I think she looks like a typical rich kid because she looks like a fucking wreck…you know the richer they come, the less they shower and the more dazed and jacked on prescription pills they are, in something I don’t really understand, since if I was a rich kid, I’d be a champion tennis player at the country club, and as far from the gutter I am currently in as possible….

Either way, her father is a rockstar her mother is a model wreck and with those kinds of connections, it’s easy to get work doing what your spoiled brat ass always wanted to do and that’s model, because up until now, no one has paid much attention to your weird looking face, except people who wanted to fuck you to get to meet your parents and lucky for the modeling agency who is trying to impress her dad by giving her a gig, it i amazing what lights and make-up can do for a bitch.

I’d like to thank nepotism for her as I post these non-professional, non made-up, non lit pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Mick Jagger|Ugly Model

2010

12

May

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Pictures of the Day

I still think Brooklyn Decker looks retarded. Maybe it’s because I have fucked hotter girls than her, or maybe it’s her posture, flat ass, and wonky face that only parents who are also siblings from a long line of parents who are siblings can really appreciate. The only thing she has going for her is big tits and a fit body, but even that’s not cutting it for me.

Yes, I know you’re all going to bitch about me saying that cuz SI told you that she’s the hottest model of the year, but I know retarded when I see it, like yesterday on the bus when an elderly retard was asking her mother what was wrong with her PEEPEE because they they washed her vagina and she didn’t know why….and retarded has never stopped me from fucking a bitch…I’ve just been aware of the shit…

It is so easy to focus on her tits and her bikini body and how hot she is compared to the pigs you are used to, but it takes a real man to say, “shit, she’s really not that great”….yes I would fuck her big scary model body…but I prefer my bitches to have lips and a little more flavor than this, I mean come on people, we’re not dating the bitch or sitting across from her at the dinner table, we are however giving her attention when there is hotter pussy that deserves more love than her, but any pussy in a bikini is worth staring at, that’s all I’m trying to say.

Here are some more pics of her and the nice thing about them is that her tits are spilling out of her bikini top which is something I’d into….even though I am not so into her….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Broolyn Decker

2010

12

May

Ashton Kutcher With Some Young Fresh Pussy of the Day

I have a feeling Ashton Kutcher isn’t getting paid for this movie he is filming. He just read the script that has a sex scene with some young pussy and dude jumped on it…Like a man starved for a few days thrown into an all you can eat buffet….only food isn’t what Ashton is deprived of, nice young pussy is.

After you backed yourself into a corner by marrying a bitch cuz you once jerked off to when she had a lesbian kiss with Whoopi in Ghost or cuz you thought Bruce Willis was so great and wanted a piece of something he had, cuz you didn’t worry about having to deal with her old, expired-milk, menopausal thick pussy juice…memories of slippery cunt become overwhelming…they take over your fucking life…they consume you…

I guess the good news is that the life he chose for himself as an actor allows him to get a taste of undead pussy for a change and not get in trouble for it from his wife cuz it is just work….since if he was to deprive himself from young pussy fully, he’d probably get in trouble for other things…like schoolyard rape cuz there’s only so much senior pussy a man can take, even if that senior has spent millions sculpted herself into a fake tit, decent bodied senior who has probably got plastic surgery on her cunt to make it feel like a younger pussy but she can’t re-wire it to drip like a 20 year old faucet pussy..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Young Pussy

2010

12

May

Christina Aguilera’s Nude Mom Body Does GQ of the Day

I was always more of an X-Tina fan than a Britney fan. I was into her small hispanic single-parent tight body. At the time I thought X-Tina Aguilera was a one maybe two hit wonder. I was so convinced that I used to make drunken bets with the drunks I hung out with about how she’d be some gutter pig 10 years down the road, who had burned through her one or two hit wonder money, and who would be easy to fuck if you had a couple bucks for her to use to fuel her drug addiction.

I figured the only challenge was going to be finding her…..I was convinced I was going to get a chance to try to impregnate her before finding out she had a hysterectomy due to HPV she caught on the streets singing into stranger cock and unfortunately I was wrong, because if I was right, it’d be a lot more fun that this 10 years later cocktease…..

She’s making a comeback after having a kid with the ugliest human alive, and she’s making us forget she has a kid with the ugliest human alive, because she’s getting naked and photoshopped for GQ, and I guess it’s better than her laying low in shame like she has the past few years…cuz nakedness is nakedness even if is staged in a way I can’t see cunt lip or nip. Tease.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|GQ|Nude

2010

12

May

Claudia Schiffer Naked on the Cover of Vogue of the Day

Some dudes like to jerk off to pregnant chicks getting slammed. I don’t know if it has to do with them getting off to something that they will probably never experience because girls don’t want to get pregnant by them or have them inside them while pregnant, or maybe it is on some other level that involves a bitch not being able to get pregnant if she’s already pregnant, or maybe it is the fact that there is a living creature inside them, or it could be that they’re fucking pregnant and about to bring life into the world to raise and nurture, but here they are in video getting fucked, which just makes the bitch a total fucking whore, like the most desperate a bitch can possibly get in a “come on, just go to lamaze class and get off the porn / stripper circuit”…I am not one of those dudes…

But I guess seeing Claudia Schiffer naked for fashion while pregnant takes naked pregnancy to the next level, because it’s not the fat black stripper on welfare and meth, but a model who I went through my 20s wanting to fuck like I was David Copperfield pulling his best illusion……

She did the cover of Vogue naked and pregnant the way I may not like it, but you probably do.

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|Naked