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2010

25

Oct

Crystal Renn in Lingerie for Avant Garde of the Day

I don’t like celebrating fat chicks…especially fat chicks who made a career out of being a fat chick…when that career was designed for skinny chicks…that she snuck into by being a skinny chick at 14….before gaining 70 pounds and stirring up a discrimination stink over not getting work…pretty much paving the way for fat girls to model…one of the saddest things in fashion….

But she’s wearing lingerie…and that’s why I’m posting it…because I have a fat wife and I wish she looked this good in lingerie…that way I’d probably be able to distract myself from her stretch marks….floppy ass and disability that makes me wipe her ass everytime she shits in exchange for free rent…but that doesnt mean I like fat chicks in lingerie…it just means this one is less shitty than mine…literally..

Posted in:Crystal Renn

2010

25

Oct

Vana White and other Dated Tit You Used to Jerk Off to a Some Event of the Day

I know you jerked off to Vana White before the internet existed and your mom threw out all her old Sears catalogs, national geographics and if you were lucky enough, Victoria’s Secret catalogs…and you didn’t have MTV….and all you had was Wheel of Fortune….

And I know you jerked off to Cheryl Tiegs when you first got your hands oN SI swimsuit edition, before the internet and this was the only smut you could weasel into your house without scaring your mom….

And I know you jerked off to Susan Lucci when you stayed home “sick” all those days you were too scared to go to school because you always got beat the fuck up for trying to grab at the Quarterback’s tits…

And I know you jerked off to Raquel Welch because she had huge tits…

And I know you jerked off to Nancy O’Dell back when she was relevant….

I know this…cuz I did too…here’s a bonus that’s not really a bonus, J.Lo was there and she thought she was at her cousin Jorge’s First Communion in ’87 or some shit…

Posted in:Vana White

2010

25

Oct

Lady Gaga Hasn’t Died of AIDS Yet of the Day

Nothing says tapping into the gay community like hanging with Anderson Cooper in a see through dress while looking like a dude who had no father figure and a drug addicted hooker mother….

I am sure this is bringing back memories of his college days when he was using his trust fund for some serious faggot behavior while shooting speed and taking it up the ass wearing pantyhose…something Gaga really wants to relate to…or at least make the public think she is relating to…cuz the gay market is her market….and she’s just milking the gay lifestyle almost as hard as she’s been milking the Ice Cream cart she had installed in her tour bus…Surec see-thru clothes on fat bodies….is irrelevant cuz fat chicks don’t exist…they just kinda blend into the scenery…especially with faces like this, even when they pull bullshit “artistic” stunts, trying to be as loud and attention grabbing as possible, when really she’s just nothin’ bullshit…..no matter how much jumping up and down like a school girl who just got her period Anderson Cooper pulled in his trailer before this meeting…

This reminds me of so much that I hate…I just have a bad memory, hangover and rash on my dick that I’d rather be tending to…but I will say that I hope Gaga disappears like she was a condom at a bath house….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2010

25

Oct

Arianna Celeste Playboy Pics of the Day

Playboy are fucking assholes to me. They always email me threatening lawsuits for posting their images and that’s just fucking mean. There’s not sense of brotherly love, support, companionship, friendship, or respect. It’s like motherfuckers are just mean spirited old school pricks who are bitter their business is going bankrupt…

So when I saw these pictures of Arianny Celeste, some UFC ring girl who did Playboy cuz it was better than doing porn like the tacky fake titty bitch she clearly is, for now, I figured I’d post them, cuz they are pictures of a picture and that’s just funny to me…Does Playboy really have a lawsuit when shit’s done like this? I figure if we take pics of what we see, those are our pics and maybe Playboy shouldn’t put it out there if they don’t want the attention…

I don’t know why I am posting these cuz when it comes to the UFC, I know you’re more into watching half naked dudes in panties beat the fuck out of each other…HOMO…

Here are the actual pics…Don’t tell Playboy…cuz they don’t like this kind of thing…cuz they are assholes…but at least they pay bitches to get naked for us…they are like the rich friend who takes you out to the stripclub…

Posted in:Arianny Celese

2010

25

Oct

Shannon Elizabeth Diora Baird in Night of Demons of the Day






I posted the trailer a while ago from Diora Baird’s fake movie magic tits that I need to get a pair of to make my masturbation more interesting, or to at least make various household object, like my dog, more fun to pet….These prosthetic tits look better than most fake tits these starlets get to

I guess the funniest thing in all this is that just 5 years ago she was in The Wedding Crashers, a movie I am sure she thought was the start of a properous career, but instead lead to being cut out of the latest Star Trek and this straigh to DVD trash….which I’m sure has given her a nice reality chekc, has toned down her ego and if you happen to stumble into the bar she hard drinks at, I can only assume it’ll end in back alley blowjobs…cuz I bitch has gotta eat and her actual career isn’t really doing it for her…but maybe that’s cuz she’s too full of shit to go topless and show her actual tits…she’s one of those…who until she learns to sacrifice herself for content…especially when B-Movies are all she’s getting…she deserves the fate her prude ass has left in the couch of her life…

Here’s the shitty clip from Night of Demons…without the tit cuz the file was corrupt…but you still get a sense of her great acting..

And here’s Shannon Elizabeth someone who proved that despite going topless in a big movie, keeping that interest from the public up hasn’t been as easy as her hot body expected…amd Bobbi Sue Luther doing a stupid lesbian themed dance….

The thing that throws me off about this movie, is the last time I was drunk with a girl who had whiskers drawn on her, she ended up getting peed on in a fire escape and her Russian husband wasn’t too happy about it…but seeing Shannon Elizabeth have her face ripped off was kinda hot…if you’re a psychopath.

Sidenote – I think Diora Baird has the single ugliest Wikipedia picture on Wikipedia…Change that shit up yo.

Posted in:Diora Baird|Shannon Elizabeth

2010

25

Oct

Jaime King in a One-Piece of the Day

Here is highschool drop out turned heroin addict model with a dead boyfriend turned actor that I hardly remember wanting to fuck a long time ago, but I can’t figure out why, but assume it had to do with being down to fuck anything with a pussy, especially when it is younger and in magazines, photoshopped and hot bodied…

I guess that as my testosterone levels dropped, so did my eagerness…cuz I can hardly remember this shit, I just know she’s in a one-peice and although forgiving for a 34 year old, still fuckin’ sucks. Don’t get me wrong….it’s a nice throwback to the public pool back in the 80s, before bikinis were really accepted for young girls….actually it’s not…there’s no excuse for this – no matter how sophisticated a bitch thinks this makes her look….when she’s gotta remember where she came from and realizes she’s nothing but ex-heroin addict trash (thanks wikipedia).

All I know is that the ex-heroin addict mom’s a know are doin’ a lot more crackwhorin’ …this bitch needs to get out of this designer bathing suit and into some soiled with piss, blood, feces and AIDS panties…well after some thought…I have come to the conclusion that even if you shared needles and can’t donate blood…it’s better to play up the glam instead of accepting the gutter…

Posted in:Jaime King

2010

25

Oct

Aura Dione and Ulrike Huebner Show Off Their Tits of the Day

I don’t know who this Ulrike bitch is and apparently either does google, but she was out at some event showing nipple and I guess that’s all a bitch has to do to get noticed….

I’m not gonna lie, I do find it depressing that just a few years ago actual celebrities were pullin’ this shit like it was some kind of joke, giving me famous nipple to talk about the color, shape, size and placement to talk about, but like any trend that trickled down into the mainstream, not that Ulrike Huebner is mainstream, but she’s just representative of all the everyday girls who let their nipples get exposed, something I guess I shouldn’t ignore, since I love nipples and something I don’t ignore when I experience it first hand…since it’s almost impossible to not see a chick’s nipple when you leave your house these days, especially when you only leave your house to go to stripclubs…

I gotta be more positive about shit…all female nipples..not matter how ugly, deformed or weird they are, are worth looking at…and I am on a quest to get every single girl I ever come across to show me their nipple, just as soon as I’m not too lazy to get out of my chair…

I definitely don’t know who this Aura bitch is and she is freaking me out but she’s showing cleavage…and sometimes that’s enough to soothe me.

Posted in:Aura Dione|Ulrike Huebner

2010

25

Oct

Audrina’s in her Tight Dancing Pants of the DAy

I am not a celebrity publicist…I do not know the best strategy to run a career into the ground or to pick up the pieces of a career and turn it into somoething….I do not know how to get a bitch who has a lot of money from a fluke MTV show to give me a decent percentage of that money to give her ill-advise on how to turn shit around from being on cancelled shows you sold yourself out on, to being a big hollywood star she wants to be…but I know it woulda been more of the sex tape route, especially since she already has the porn body, than the obvious bottom feeding route that is dancing with the stars, cuz at least with the sex tape we can ignore the cries for attention by watching a dick go in and out of her….

Being on Dancing with the Stars is like admitting you are done and I don’t know if anyone even cares about Audrina Patridge or her tights…but I am posting them cuz I know she’s got hope and can easily be swayed to fuck on camera, just give her 2 years of getting no work, spending her money to maintain the lifestyle so that fear that all she had going for her was her body and looks and those are starting to disappear as 30 approaches….she’ll be taking black cock like Kardashian in no time….

And so we wait….

Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2010

25

Oct

Miley Cyrus Offends World Religions of the Day

I don’t think Miley was at Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s publicity stunt, what must have been a joke cuz it was a traditional Hindu wedding in India and both of them aren’t Hindu, this past weekend, I just think she equally has no respect for other faiths, because she’s a trashy self involved redneck celebrity, and that’s kinda what they do…

They have a lot of money and they just think they are allowed to mock anything, or make anything their own because they are rich and they can get away with it… because people are more excited they got married, what they were wearing and who was there than the context of their obnoxious marriage…

This would have really only been acceptable of this born again pig of a woman and her bullshit “comedian” of a boyfriend who is a bullshit ex heroin addice and bullshit ex sex addict because that bullshit helped launched his career were actually going through a drug induced revelation for this ill-decision, but they are too boring and obvious for that and I guess so is Miley….

On a much more critical sidenote, I just woke up and was dreaming of girls from High School…just not girls who went to highschool cuz they are all married and gross now…

Hello Day. Let’s hope my site works.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The funniest thing about this week of having a site that constantly crashes was not having to be on the phone with tech support everynight until 4 am, but was the friend’s I’ve made along the way….like the skinny inbred lookin’ dude who was dating the fat pig on that cam show I watched…who emailed me threatening to sue me…even though I know he has no money to sue me…for posting pics of his fat pig girlfriend naked…cuz she went and got naked on cam…for some horrible reason that made me laugh a lot…and I complied, because you know I’m a nice guy like that and figure I should discourage people from entertaining me, who then went on to ask me to delete some TWEETS I made about his fat disgusting pig of a girl…and that just made me angry at myself for being a nice guy in this time of need…at my lowest point…cuz historically I am an asshole…not that it matters…

What matters is that we NEED to be friends on Facebook , so that we can share the important things in life and have some real heart to heart conversations….I think it’ll be the best thing for our virtual relationship…you know to make us really last through the hard times and dance during the good times.

I don’t know what I am saying. I need drinks…here are my stepLINKS…enjoy….

The Russian Spy Chick is in her Panties in Maxim
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Elle, Topless Bangable and Only 19
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Get This and Get Laid Cuz Bitches Love Riding….
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Lindsay Lohan Has Avoied Jail AGAIN …Who’s Lindsay Lohan?
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Jessica Simpson Has Great Tits
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SURPRISE! Paris Hilton is Dressing Like a Whore This Halloween
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Because It’s Friday And If You Week Has Been Anything Like Mine, Naked Chicks Will Be The Only Thing To Make It Better
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Jordan Carvers Body is Fucking Insane
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Naked Cheerleader Gets Her Masterbation On – VIDEO
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Amanda Vanderpool And The NHL’s 25 Hottest Ice Girls
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Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins No Panty Upskirt
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Mila Kunis is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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This Chick Elle is Topless and Bangable and at the Ripe Age of 19
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Jenna Jameson May Do Broadway But Sadly Not in the Way That Would Make That the Title For Some Fantastic Porn Movie
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Somebody Tired to MURDER Michael Lohan. You Can’t Make This Shit Up
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Quite Possibly The Hottest Chick You Will See Today
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Some Roller Sluts That Will Get Your Blood Going
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Playing in the Shower – VIDEO
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Ophilia is Pure Amazingness
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And Now, For Some Insane Asses
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Cali Winters and Belle Get It On – VIDEO
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Jessica Simpson is Getting Fatter By the Day
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Avatar Dog WTF? – VIDEO
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Ava Takes the Huge Cock From The Fucking Machine
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Maxim Hotties in Sexy Halloween Costumes
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Kelly Rowland is Looking Pretty Hot
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Freida Pinto Hotness is Fine Be Me
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Friday Afternoon Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen Flashed Her Audience On Purpose
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Is Lady Gaga the Most Annoying Person Ever? – VIDEO
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How TO: Make Your Girlfriend Shit Her Pants – VIDEO
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Amateur Stripshow Cam – VIDEO
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Jenny McCarthy Wants to Do Playboy Again
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DILDO ATTACK – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr is Naked in Black and White
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Holy Fuck Emma Roberts is Looking Hot
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

22

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Naked Tits of the Day

It’s been a horrible week…and what better way to kick off the end of the week than to stare at some Victoria’s Secret model tit from South Africa…The good news is that she probably left South Africa when she was a virgin, before rebelling and letting one of her dad’s gardeners stick his dick inside her cuz otherwise she’d be at risk for some serious HIV infection cuz that’s just how South Africa rolls….you know with their high AIDS rate….something I think my site can relate to…since it’s not dead…just terminally ill in a way I wouldn’t want to put my mouth on it.

Enjoy.

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Posted in:Candice Swanpoel

2010

22

Oct

stepPICKS of the DAy

I’m working on something big for all you jock lovin’ queers who sit at home watching men on TV because your life sucks.

I realized being obesessed with tits and pussy on bitches you will never meet was not enough for you. I need to cover sports….

So I am introducing stepPicks part of the new sports section….It’s not ready yet, but here’s a preview…and a stepPICK…

Sure, you’re probably why this guy’s bald head is here and what the fuck is a “stepPICK”, but it’s really just a response to your constant annoying emails about wanting more sports….so I partnered up with the “most dangerous man” in the sports betting business, B.Stud.

I told him to give you guys a free pick to get this shit started… since people normally pay big money for it…the goal is to get it “Drunkenstepfather style”…so we’re working on getting naked bitches to write the stepPICKS on their pussies, tits, asses going forward….but unfortunately “drunkenstepfather style” is lazy…so in the meantime, here’s his pick for this week’s Monday night game…

Sure the video’s not the best…but that’ll be sorted out….just make yourself some fucking money…..

For serious players go to BStudWins

For casual players go to Strongest Plays

Setup an acct to play online go to BetUS

Come back next week for more…….

Posted in:stepPICKS

2010

22

Oct

Trying to Look Up Emma Robert’s Skirt of the Day

I don’t even really know who Emma Roberts is…but I know I am trying to look up her skirt…even though she’s related to Julia Roberts…and I hate Julia Roberts…cuz she’s the daughter of her brother, the d-listed actor who paved the way for his starlet sister by doing softcore porn movies, and now I’m confused. It’s Friday night. This has been hell week. Why the fuck am I bothering posting bullshit about 19 year olds who have the face of 30 year olds in the right light, when all we really needed today was the whole Taylor Momsen Taped up Titty Flash, everything else is kinda irrelevant and boring.

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2010

22

Oct

Denise Richards Hot Mom Ass of the Day

I made a statement about not wanting to read Denise Richards book because she looks like she’s a half retarded cunt with nothing interesting to say – without remembering that half retarded chicks with fake tits had to do some serious slutty things to get where she got….Then I was told by a reader that she said on Stern that she swallows cum, takes it up the ass and likes it and fucks women, reminding me that she lured in a man addicted to high class escorts and cocaine…meaning if she gets the dick out of her whore ass long enough to tell her ghost writer some of these stories…the book may be good enough to jerk off to…however….jerking off to books is fucking weird and I haven’t done that since reading The Babysitters club last week. Not to mention, I’m more into jerking off on random public things people have to touch, like public bathroom door handles and homeless people…

Posted in:Denise Richards

2010

22

Oct

Anna Farris Does Some Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know why I bothered with these pictures….maybe cuz the bitch is showing off some tit…but really, cleavage is nothing to really get excited about. We are desensitized perverts here and you’d think we’d need a little more than a barely relevant actress with barely relevant tits, you’d think someone of this caliber would know that to get people to talk about her, she’d need to be spreadeagled and drunk on the sidewalk in front of a trendy club the paparazzi hang at, or drunk with her friends kids at the pumpkin patch where all the paparazzi hang out, but instead I just encouraged her into thinking that this is all she needs to do, which was a huge mistake, cuz she looks like the type who’d really expose her twat if it meant more attention and promises for a better career.

She’s at some ” women in media” lesbian event…I guess they were short on guests, maybe another event was going down, cuz I don’t think staring in Bunny House really qualifies her as a “women in media”…

Who really cares.

Some Bitch Tracey Breitman was there, I’ve never heard of her, but I’d like to know her tits….not cuz she’s hot…if anything she’s a haggard mess, but that was my frat boy who was never a frat boy comment of the day…I hope you took it in and liked it.

Posted in:Anna Farris