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2011

02

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Gets Topless for Smartwater of the Day

Here’s Jennifer Aniston topless and grabbing her tit for smart water.

I’d like to say that this is the only kind of whoring she can do, since any guys her high expectation cunt goes after, cuz she thinks she is hotter than she is, in some high maintenace annoying way, run as far as they can away from her and her dying to get knocked up uterus.

I’d like to say that this picture simulates what she does to herself while masturbating while remembering the love Brad Pitt had for her before giving her Angelina herp.

But it’s not all that amazing whoring or sexual, considering we can’t see nipple, and really nipple is what defines topless to me, cuz not wearing a shirt just doesn’t always cut it….like in this case…our prerequisites over the years have shifted to become more hardcore….

But I will say that she’s definitely putting herself out there to be remembered, noticed and possible to get knocked up… Think of this as her personal ad….

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2011

02

Jun

More of the Blake Lively Nudes that May Not Be As Fake As You Think of the Day

I am not posting anymore of the Blake Lively Fake Nudes anymore, because I don’t think they are Fake Nudes.

I am pretty sure they are real nudes, and I don’t need to get sued or fucked with by the hacker authorities, cuz I’m just an innocent ghetto blogger with no money….

The truth is that all girls have nude pics of themselves, especially vapid little insecure celelebrity cunts who crave attention on all fronts….it’s the reason the cellphone camera was invented and who knows maybe she’s just scoping out her implants, girls love scoping out new things they buy…

I have no problem with this hustle, if anything I love that they do it, I just don’t like they legal power or budgets they have when mustering up a lie to clean up the mess/deny/justify their actions…even though historically leaked pics have helped careers…

So hacked, leaked, real or not…Someone has a message for you….and has posted a bunch more pics to tell it…without realizing he’ll probably end up in jail…if he actually exists…

I’m pretty sure this is tied directly into the Dating Leo campaign…but what do I know and really who cares…I just wish there was more pussy in the pics…

So FOLLOW THIS LINK to see more of the “FAKE” nudes
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Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

02

Jun

Nude Photoshoot for Fashion of the Day

The photographer’s name is Steven Chee. The pics are for something called The Ellery Gazette….something I’ve never heard of….but apparently for Fashion week.

The models are Anja Konstantinova, Greta, Dani Seitz, Sarah Lorimer and Saara Sihvone…girls I’ve never heard of…..but apparently get naked for money like common whores…

THe concept is naked for fashion…cuz fashion is so pretentious that the irony of nude models to promote clothes in on some higher level that makes brains explode….and I’m down cuz it also makes dicks explode provided the internet is down….TV is down….and you’ve got nothing to jerk off to but the print outs of these pics…

GOod Times…

Posted in:Steve Chee

2011

02

Jun

Topless Chick Simulates Suicide in a Weird Amateur Photoshoot of the Day

I’m bored of celebrities. I find real life girls I can touch, follow home, or slip date rape drugs in their drink far hotter, not just because I can actually see them in 3D, but because celebrities are overrated trash, and porn chicks are just fucking disgusting looking.

So I turn to slutty everyday girls for internet kicks, and real life kicks, and I came across this set of some hot slut who should be famous, simulating suicide, something I’m sure all you depressive weirdos can relate to, and I had no choice but to post them, cuz they are what the mainstream is lacking….real fucking soul.

Posted in:amateur

2011

02

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute in a Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Edita Vilkeviciute , she’s a model. I prefer when she gets NAKED for fashion, but that’s just because I like any reason bitches get naked for money, under all circumstances. Except maybe when me and my wife were down on our luck, before she got her disability checks approved and she got work modeling for art school nude models, and unemployed me worked as her assistant, in efforts to sleep with art school bitches, only to be rejected and laughed out of every college party I went to, being labeled the guy with the pig of a wife.

But I luckily I have this site to focus on bitches who aren’t currently sweating, grunting and gurggling what may be their last breath in the one room basement hell hole I call home…

I don’t know what this photoshoot is from, but I like it.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2011

02

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There’s no sense of community here anymore. I guess I’ll have to make an app for that…May all you mobile internet users who left me die of brain cancer from the cellular phones you’ve replaced me with….or maybe I just got stagnant. Either way, I’m figuring out how to revamp this dump….it will involve more tits and an iphone app that makes you look like you have a pussy….while I do that..here is the Morning Hangover Dump….

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Poster is DIRTY
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Rugby Ref KO Gives Me a Headache
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The 30 Sexiest Latinas in Sports
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Free Cam Shows To Waste Your Day Away
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Oh Come On Who Doesn’t Love Staring at Tits
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Gwen Stefani Thong Ass
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Because Web Cam Sluts Are a Great Advancement in Technology
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Rosa Acosta is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Horny Brunette on Video
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The 15 Sexiest Celebrity Geeks
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Jesus Will Save Your Ass, Or at Least Provide a Few Laughs – VIDEO
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2011

01

Jun

Ashton Kutcher is Cheating on Demi Moore of the Day

If you were fucking some lab rat zombie in her 60s, you’d probably work out a deal in the pre-nup that states “I may get tired of fucking a lab rat zombie in her 60s, and I may want to revert back to fucking all the young pussy that was throwing itself at me so much when I was on TV and in Movies that I got so bored of it, that I went on to marry lab rat zombie pussy”….It’s one of those “I’m pretty sure she’ll be cool with it as long as I still fuck her lab rat zombie pussy and take her out to nice places with me”….Older chicks are easier going about the whole fucking girls who aren’t them…so I wouldn’t call this cheating, if he was cheating he’d probably avoid LA pap smeared clubs/restaurants, etc. He’d probably take her to some remote place in Canada or some shit…therefore there’s no scandal in this…but I do like the attempt at disguising himself, but the paparazzi are just too smart for hime…


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Posted in:Ashton Kutcher

2011

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The internet is dead….and by the internet I mean this site….

I just checked my traffic for the first time in 6 months.

Holy Shit.

I officially didn’t make it….6 years to realize it….

But I did make my stepLINKS…

WTF Video of the Day
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Perky Emo Tits!
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Hot in GQ
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This BMX Backflip is Pretty Impressive
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Holly Madison Bikini Tits
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Hayden Panettiere’s Having Midget Sex With Mark Sanchez Now
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Drunk Lady Washes Up On The Beach
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Ivanka Trump’s Amazing Tit Hanging Out of her Dress
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Sex Shows That Can’t Help But Get Addicted To
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Kate Upton’s Sexiest Twit Pics!
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Nicole Scherzinger Totally Got Her Tits Done
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Avril Lavigne is Such a Little Bitch
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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25 Sexy Female Softball Players That Don’t Look Like Lesbians!
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Naomi Campbell is About to Beat Up Some Executives at Cadbury is 3…2…1
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Nadine Cole Upskirt
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This Blake Lively DiCaprio Thing is Making Me Want to Puke
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WTF is Amber Rose Wearing
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Annalynne McCord Isn’t Insecure At All
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Looking Good Sweetheart BARF of the Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio is at the Beach
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Mercedes Terrell Makes Wednesday Bearable
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Introducing the REAL Chuck Norris
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Sammi Rhodes is Open For Business
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Well Hello Krystal Vega
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Happy Birthday To The OG Sexy Diva, Marilyn Monroe! She’d Be 86 Today
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Carli and Paris Get It On
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Kitchen Sex FAIL
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Blake Lively Covers ‘Glamour’ July 2011
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Phone Sex With Talia
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SNOOP DOG = NEWS ANCHOR
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Hipster Festival Hottie
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Nicole Scherzinger Rocks Mom Jeans in Paris
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She’s a Wanna Be Pron Star
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kate Walsh in a Clingy Dress
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Have You Met My Future Wife
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Rihanna Likes Her Men ‘Hot and Hung’
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Miley Cyrus Is Almost Uncovered In Her “So Undercover” Promo Photos
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Striptease of the Day
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Hayden Panettiere Enjoys A Dirty Sanchez
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Snooki Is A National Joke. No Shit
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French Chick, Big Tits and A Boob Cam. Guess What Happens Next
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Shows Off Her Big Tits In A Tiny Bikini
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What’s Paris Hilton’s Most Embarrassing Moment?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

01

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Mom Jeans Titty Party for the Paps of the Day

I wonder if celebs pose as much for their pap smears as they do for the paparazzi….I’m thinking they don’t get pap smears for frear of finding out they have pre-cancerous cells on their cervix thanks to HPV they got on their rise to the top, but then I am reminded of medical journal fact that most bitches, even no whorey bitches, even everyday bitches who are virgins can have HPV just from sharing public toilet seats, and it makes my “Price of Fame” joke irrelevant…..which is no surprise as everything I do is irrelevant….

Here is Nicole Scherzinger in tight clothes cuz she was a Pussycat Doll a decade ago when the pussy cat dolls were something worth jerking off to when all you had to jerk off to was MTV.

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger