You know it’s a slow day when I find content of a bitch I liked watching fuck in one movie she did…on her knees…
I mean this is really pathetic of me right? I guess you’re the wrong guy to ask, considering you’re the one jerking off to this pic…maybe I’ll just stick to my gut on this one…
Posted in:Amanda Seyfried
Here’s Gisele leaving the gym, cuz a model’s gotta stay fit, you hear. Personally, I prefer the starvation method, but that’s just cuz it makes them too weak to know what is going on when all that coke, booze and pills are in them, but more importantly, it makes them too weak to run. Not to sound creepy or anything.
Posted in:Gisele Bundchen
Here’s some new model named Julia Dunstall who I’ve never heard of doing a bathing suit shoot for a magazine called FOAM that I’ve never heard of…all I know is that it’d be a much bigger hit if she took her new model position more seriously and got completely naked…she clearly doesn’t know how many other girls would die for a magazine photoshoot and that unappreciation deserves to be punished…Let’s just hope she sorts it out next time a shoot comes her way, even if she’s does look like she works for free cuz the photographer is her brother or something and the magazine is on a budget, in other words not all that hot….definitely not that hot to not be naked…
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I still like Kate Moss…even if she’s old, tired, possibly has AIDS from all the needle sharing and groupie the men she has unprotected sex with probably have…She’s just one of those girls you know if you had the opportunity to rape her, you would, despite the consequences. Jail, disease, death all worth getting down with….in exchange for experiencing her twat…At least that’s what I assume…
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I got this gossip tip about Candice Swanepoel that I really don’t believe, because I’m pretty sure Effron is a queer, but that’s fun to read, cuz I fucking love groupie sluts willing to suck dick in public…
her name is Candice Swanepoel and she works as a Victoria Secret
model. She’s a friend of mine and she said she met Zac for the first
time at the Roxbury a couple of weeks ago. They were introduced by a mutual friend. They started talking and drinking and then a few hours later, once he had wined and dined her at the nightclub, they went into a VIP room and
she started, how can I put this, orally servicing him in front of quite
a few male and female friends. They then left the club and went to her
house and continued their escapade.
So that’s the story. Again, it might be a bit inappropriate but I
thought you should know.
Yeah, that’s so inappropriate, obviously this source has read my site…cuz if she fucked him up the ass on livestream I wouldn’t find it inappropriate, if anything, it’d make perfect sense…
Either way, she’s hot.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
This killed me….not in the way you’d probably want me killed…or the way my webstats make me think I’ve already been killed, I’m just slowly bleeding to death and hanging on as hard as I can, when I should really just give up, it killed me in that it made me laugh…but I have always had a weakness for Porn Pardoy…I even remember coming up with porn names for mainstream movies 20 years ago…I remember buying Edward Penishands in the 90s…and just last year I watched the Cosby Porn Parody. It’s just a good blend of laughs, nostalgia and porn that keep me content…I’m a simple man…
So when I saw Vivid released a Scream parody, a few days after seeing Sceram 4, and a few days after releasing private pics of Marielle Jaffe, one of the pussies in Scream , who has since had friends email me asking me to take it down… I felt it important to share it with you…I don’t know why…here is a clip.
Posted in:Porn Parody|Scream
I’ve seen girls in action….I know how they are…All kissing each other on the lips and grabbing each other’s tits like it aint a thing…all doing it for attention….pretending it’s just all cutesy and shit…knowing dudes are loving it…without realizing the kind of dude the internet produces and that your digital camera and webcam is your weapon that’s gonna land you raped or craigslist killed.
People have this misconception about the internet and forget that it attracts all the freaks. They think it is safe cuz all their friends are on it. They don’t get that it is where all the weirdos are. They don’t get that they are mining your information. They don’t get that they are using the internet to control you. It’s a scary fucking thing…and here you are slutting out on it with pics of you college girls for me to masturbate to…
Remember kissing the cheek in picture is the gateway kiss to Girls Gone Wild kissing the pussy in exchange for a GGW hat.
Here’s Hilary Duff toying with the idea of internet slutting.
Posted in:Hilary Duff
When you’re fat, you’ve got limited choices when it comes to sexing yourself up, and if you’re the lucky kind of fat, you’ve got tits.
Cuz there are fat chicks with not tits, and that’s just awkward to look at, while fat girls always have something dudes can focus on, cuz there are always dudes easily won over with tits…no matter how fat the bitch is…cuz dudes are pathetic…myself included….especially when drunk…cuz pussy is unfortunately pussy…even if it depresses me in the process…
Thank god you can’t see up her skirt….even though I’d like to evaluate the damage…and wish I could see up her skirt…cuz today’s been pretty dull
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Posted in:Christina Aguilera
There’s a new show called Game of Thrones that I’ve never heard of, but it apparently has tits on TV and that’s something I endorse fully, even if it is disguised in some period piece shit that looks boring to watch, you know full of accents and shit, cuz tits on TV are the gateway to porn on TV and I won’t stop my fight against censorship…I will not rest….until I see live sex on ABC TGIF programming. I’m talking anal, vaginal, oral….all of it with a disclaimer “may be unsuitable for children”….then I will truly believe our nation is in a good place morally….until then…I’ll just endorse the people making the right moves….like these people..
Here’s Emse Bianco…..ass, titties and bush….
Posted in:Tits on TV