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2006

20

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel bad for the general public. I was just watching the news and they showed a youtube video of someone’s reaction of Life Magazine’s You are the Person of the Year Cover…Either way she was doing a happy dance, and the reason I feel bad for the general public is because they find the happy dance funny. There’s nothing funny about the happy dance or anything funny about these links….

Jelena Veljaca Sextape – She’s a Croatian Soap Star – But Not the Kind of Soap Croatians Need Cuz They Stink….
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Petra Nemcova In Lingerie
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Weird Cast Fetish Directory
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Wifey Does a Job Interview….That Ends With….Her Showing Off Her Big Ol’ Boobs
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Big Brother Brazils Ass
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Jaime Hammer Action…
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Famke Janssen For Peta
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Camilla Belle Is a Pianist
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All Kinds of Britney News for You…
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Knit Porn…
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Some Stupid Christmas Video That You Will Hate
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Christmas Party Picture of the Day
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Miss USA – Tara Conner has Implants and Gets Drunk at Frat Parties and Does Gangbangs and Blow….Sounds As American As Can Be….
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I posted these Victoria Silvstedt Pics Yesterday, But In The Event You Didn’t Click the Link.. She’s Topless
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Aaron Carter Falls In Love Again…
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The Duffgusting Sisters Go Skiing
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Paulina Rubio Sexiest Superhero and She’s Mexican
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Dad is that you?
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Penelope Cruz Leaving the Gym
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Perez and X17 Have a Fight For Publicity and They Are Both Cunts
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Here is a Girl and Her Webcam – NSFW
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SimoneSez Santa
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Real World Denver Episode 6
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Watching People Party Bores Me…
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A little NSFW – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….
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Last Nights Party Does Titty
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A little More NSFW – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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Some kind of Fall Out Boy VIdeo Bullshit…
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Buy SnorgTees Now
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Some kind of Mos Def New Single Bullshit…
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Hayden Panettiere Has a Kung Fu Boyfriend
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Willie’s Cousin Ray
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Buy Pherlure for your Loved Ones for X-Mas…
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2006

19

Dec

I am – Lindsay Lohan at Teddy's of the Day

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Here are some pics of Lohan at Teddy’s on Saturday, eating pretzels cuz she’s fatter than ever and fat ppl love pretzels, it’s a fact.

I don’t really give a fuck about all this celebrity shit, it’s actually depressing to me. I wrote about how I went from site to site yesterday for the first time in months and everyone is writing the same fucking thing. It’s dull as fucking shit and I don’t realize how they get traffic, but they get fucking traffic, a lot more than I do. So I start reading some of their blurbs and I realize that these fuckers have no fucking talent. They just know how to design and promote a website with people who are equally lame as they are. So instead of getting myself down over it, I realized that the perfect analogy for the internet and me is that I am like the cool kid with a cigarette in hand and a leather jacket in a 1950′s varsity party. Point of all this is to say that the leather jacket always wins.

Speaking of winning, Insider 16 Year Old Hipster Gives Her Version of the Night at Teddy’s with Lohan, Like How Illegal Shit Went Down At Paris Hilton’s Sex Tape Co-Star’s House Between Lohan and Others. I was thinking the Illegal shit she was referencing was getting fucked since she’s underage but I am sure it’s more drug related than that ….Find Out More at Her 16 Year Old Homeless Lookin’ Girl Blog GO

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2006

19

Dec

I am – Lindsay Lohan at Teddy’s of the Day

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Here are some pics of Lohan at Teddy’s on Saturday, eating pretzels cuz she’s fatter than ever and fat ppl love pretzels, it’s a fact.

I don’t really give a fuck about all this celebrity shit, it’s actually depressing to me. I wrote about how I went from site to site yesterday for the first time in months and everyone is writing the same fucking thing. It’s dull as fucking shit and I don’t realize how they get traffic, but they get fucking traffic, a lot more than I do. So I start reading some of their blurbs and I realize that these fuckers have no fucking talent. They just know how to design and promote a website with people who are equally lame as they are. So instead of getting myself down over it, I realized that the perfect analogy for the internet and me is that I am like the cool kid with a cigarette in hand and a leather jacket in a 1950′s varsity party. Point of all this is to say that the leather jacket always wins.

Speaking of winning, Insider 16 Year Old Hipster Gives Her Version of the Night at Teddy’s with Lohan, Like How Illegal Shit Went Down At Paris Hilton’s Sex Tape Co-Star’s House Between Lohan and Others. I was thinking the Illegal shit she was referencing was getting fucked since she’s underage but I am sure it’s more drug related than that ….Find Out More at Her 16 Year Old Homeless Lookin’ Girl Blog GO

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2006

19

Dec

I am – My Night With Wesley Snips of the Day

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Remember Kelly Osborne? She was spotted, and by spotted I mean HARD TO MISS at some movie premiere in the UK yesterday. She’s obviously in the Christmas spirit, cuz she looks just like Grimace at the Lafayette Christmas Parade.

Speaking of eggplant colored has beens….Wesley Snipes did some Press Conference about being released for a 1,000,000 bail bond because of tax evasion. I once spent a night with with Wesley Snipes about 5 years ago at a bar in Montreal. I have probably written this story on this site before but I forget. I do know that everyone I know hates me for this story because it was my default dinner party story, and by dinner party I mean drunk in the park with a bag of chips talking to the pigeons.

This is how it went down….or at least how I remember it going down….

I walked into a bar wasted. A friend tells me Wesley Snipes is there. I look over to the bar and see a short dude dressed like a pimp, with a cane and pimp hat and 3-piece suit. I walk up to him and start chatting him up, I don’t remember what I said, but I do remember telling him that he is going to make me a lot of money and that I had a plan for him. I went on to mock him to his face about his talent by telling him that he should have won an Academy Award for Passenger 57 and after about an hour of my abuse he told me to get the fuck away from him or he’d break me or some shit. I remember telling him he should come back to that bar and visit again and he said something about how he could own the whole block if he wanted. Either way, dude left a bad taste in my mouth and a couple years later I heard he was going bankrupt and smiled, like he got what he deserved for being a dick with me.

Last week, I found out he got arrested for tax fraud, and it seems like people always get what they deserve, which is nice to see. He should have listened to me back then, I could have prevented all this with some of my genius ideas, instead he just threatened me. Merry Christmas, Asshole.

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2006

19

Dec

I am – Mariah Carey's Christmas Miracle of the Day

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I posted a picture in my stepLINKS yesterday and I got this email:

Hello,
You do not know me. However, you have a picture of myself on the main page of your website. Two girls in pink underwear… i’m sure you know the one.

I strongly suggest that you take this photo down, or I will be seeking legal action. My lawyer will be in contact to ensure that this photo is removed from your site promptly. I have contacted my lawyer, and the police. I suggest you get a life. You chose the wrong picture to use this time.

Thank you,

Carly T.

I was going to send this to her:

Good luck pressing charges you idiot.
Maybe you shouldn’t put pics of your fat ass on the internet for people like me to find…

Keep that shit on your fucking computer and don’t make it public domain, no one wants to see your cellulite ridden thighs anyway, except for maybe your boyfriend, who is probably some kind of virgin and you’re the only pussy being thrown his way.

No offense.

But realized that it is Christmas and I’ve also decided to be a little more sensitive to people’s feelings, because I believe in the Christmas Miracle. I just took the pic off. I don’t think that means that my comedy is going soft here, I’ve been soft for 3 years…and that pisses my wife off but I consider my impotency a Christmas Miracle too, because having a valid excuse to not stick it in her 300 pound, 4 week old bean burrito smelling parcel is like a little piece of heaven….

Here are some pics of Mariah Carey that were used in her xmas card.

If you want to get in the Holiday mood, listen to my Lawyer’s Holiday Mix HERE

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2006

19

Dec

I am – Mariah Carey’s Christmas Miracle of the Day

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I posted a picture in my stepLINKS yesterday and I got this email:

Hello,
You do not know me. However, you have a picture of myself on the main page of your website. Two girls in pink underwear… i’m sure you know the one.

I strongly suggest that you take this photo down, or I will be seeking legal action. My lawyer will be in contact to ensure that this photo is removed from your site promptly. I have contacted my lawyer, and the police. I suggest you get a life. You chose the wrong picture to use this time.

Thank you,

Carly T.

I was going to send this to her:

Good luck pressing charges you idiot.
Maybe you shouldn’t put pics of your fat ass on the internet for people like me to find…

Keep that shit on your fucking computer and don’t make it public domain, no one wants to see your cellulite ridden thighs anyway, except for maybe your boyfriend, who is probably some kind of virgin and you’re the only pussy being thrown his way.

No offense.

But realized that it is Christmas and I’ve also decided to be a little more sensitive to people’s feelings, because I believe in the Christmas Miracle. I just took the pic off. I don’t think that means that my comedy is going soft here, I’ve been soft for 3 years…and that pisses my wife off but I consider my impotency a Christmas Miracle too, because having a valid excuse to not stick it in her 300 pound, 4 week old bean burrito smelling parcel is like a little piece of heaven….

Here are some pics of Mariah Carey that were used in her xmas card.

If you want to get in the Holiday mood, listen to my Lawyer’s Holiday Mix HERE

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2006

18

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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In doing this stepLINKS, I went to about 10 celebrity blogs lookin for good stories to link up and I read the SAME fucking thing on every single site. Everyone posted the Britney see-thru dress, everyone wrote about lohan being a strippers, everyone says the same fucking thing and it’s fucking boring. I haven’t decided what to do with this site, but posting celebrity pics every other fucking loser is posting takes away from what I do. I’ll figure it out over xmas, but I am thinking of doing stepTV and turning this shit into an online TV show. Cuz cropping another upskirt pic may drive me to jumping out of my window. Not that I would kill myself over the site, but I would definitely break my legs for it.

Here are my links.

Teenage Wedgie VIdeo
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Underwear Theft is Going to be Made a Sex Crime
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Pam Anderson Unpublished Pictures
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Victoria Silvstedt Topless
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F18 Showing Off
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Ernie’s House of Whoop Ass Is Better than You
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Banana Deepthroat Video
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European Commercials are Better than Ours
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Dick in a Box Made Me Laugh…
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Britney Spears Buys Herself a House
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Kylie and Dannii Minogue Perform together in Lingerie…
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Merry X-Mas Blowjob…
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One of my readers writes a Israeli Political Blog.
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Burger King Blowjob
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Tara Conner is Miss USA and These Are Her Implants
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Some Random On The Street Nudity
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Turn Yourself Into A Dancing Elf..
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A whole lot of random free webcams for you to watch
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A Girl Stripping on Webcam Gets Busted…
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Liz Vicious and Raven Riley Touching Each Other
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Rachel Sterling is a Hot Model Promoting “FAT SOAP”
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Some Famous Girl Named Bianca Topless
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Natasha Leonne Molests Dogs…and is Jewish…
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Get me this Christmas Ornament
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Scenes from Shortbus that Include Sex
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Jenna Elfman From Dharma and Greg in her Pantaloons and By Pantaloons I Mean Panties.
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CoCo and Her Crazy Body
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Christina Aguilera GQ Photoshoot VIdeo
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New Celeb Site for All Your Celeb Needs
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Victoria Topless Beach Video…I don’t Think It’s Posh Spice…
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This Dude Runs a Rant on Pachelbel’s Canon that’s Worth Watching….
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Emanuell Chriqui is our Favorite Moc
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Call on Me Nudist Version
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Some Girl Doing Her Laundry in White Panties
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Christmas Tree Breasts
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Penthouse Pet of the Year in ’98 has a Nip Slip
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Martha Stewart Talks Dirty on Howard Stern
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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures
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Lindsay Lohan Talks About Stripping…
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2006

18

Dec

I am – Brooke Hogan has a Trashy X-Mas of the Day

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Here are some pics of Brooke Hogan rockin’ her classy outfit at some Christmas event a couple of days ago. I don’t know much about Christmas events but this outfit seems a little fuckin’ trashy for Jesus’ birthday and I am talking the real Jesus, not me, cuz at my birthday no outfit is too trashy for me. Point of the story is that if she’s going to get all slutted out for her stage show, she should at least come with props, like this one time I went to a strip club and the bitch had a remote control car with a dildo strapped to the top of it. She’d hand out the remote and people in the audience would try to drive it up in her. If that doesn’t make you think of Christmas, I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with you, but I do know that daddy’s money made this music project happen and since they are from Florida, this outfit isn’t really that out of place, it’s actually considered really fucking classy because people in florida are garbage. Brooke’s outfit is incomplete though, if she really wanted the full Florida package, she’d best be putting some money from her record sales aside for a new set of tits.



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2006

18

Dec

I am – Britney Spears See-Through Dress of the Day

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Here are some Britney Spears See-Through Dress Pictures that have been floating around the internet all day. She’s obviously wearing a see-through dress because she’s trying to get back in touch with her piece of kitchen garbage roots. I’m talking trashy and southern and ready to dominate a brass pole at the drop of a dollar when her alcoholism depletes her bank account…

Either way, enough about Britney, what is more important is that I ended up getting a christmas card from my foster parents in Texas. I have no idea how they found me but it was one of those form letters than outlined the last 5 years of their life, since I moved up to Canada. It turns out that their biological daughter, who lives in some long-term care facility due to sever mental retardation is pregnant again. She escaped the home for a week and came back knocked up. They say that it’s the fourth time this has happened in the last 6 years and the grandparents, my foster parents ended up raising the kids, who surprisingly aren’t retarded and are a blessing from god in their mind. I guess that blessing from god comes in the form of some fucking pervert who sees a girl at the convenience store grunting and drooling while playing with superballs and thinks to himself “I’d love to get up in that. I know that there are dudes who would fuck anything that walks, but you would think you’d at least use a condom….So if any of you sick fucks have banged what seemed like retarded girl, while in Texas probably drunk maybe you should email me and take a little ownership on your sick fucking ways.


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2006

18

Dec

I am – Myleene Klass in a Red Bikini of the Day

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It’s a Christmas Miracle. I just came across these pics of Myleene Klass playing around in a red Christmas Bikini and it reminded me of Christmas shopping this past weekend. Every store I went to was filled with the hot girls I’ve never heard of. I did do a post on her before, but forgot how hot she was. Now I know this post may sound a little like the Virgin bloggers you are used to, talking about how how a girl looks in a bikini, but I realize that virgin or not, we gotta appreciate hot box.

Speaking of Christmas Miracles, I just heard that Oprah signed on for 2 ABC reality shows about charity and wish-making. I always thought that watching Oprah everyday for an hour wasn’t enough Oprah, so it’s safe to that part of my Christmas wish has come true. If these Reality TV shows include Oprah in a bikini, it’ll be safe to say that the other half of my Christmas wish will have come true. I was watching last week’s show on wearing the right bra and she said that she has size E Titties. I’ve never seen “E” titties, but they sound pretty big, and Big Boobs make for good bikini action…

But here’s Myleene in a bikini, she’s no Oprah, but she’ll have to do for now.

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2006

15

Dec

I am – Christina Aguilera's Cameltoe of the Day

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Here are some pics of Christina Aguilera in concert showing a little toe. This is a stretch, cuz it could just be a wrinkle in her pants, but i am delusional at times, especially when it involves Christina Aguilera’s vagina. It’s like when my wife tries turn me on, because she can’t accept the fact that she made me impotent, and starts getting all frisky and I close my eyes and pretend that she’s someone like Christina Aguilera or someone even mildly attractive, but reality always comes a knockin’ when her pants are taken off and room fills with the warm smell of freshly baked shit. I am not sure what freshly baked shit is, but since I invented the term, I have decided that it’s when you shit on a cookie sheet and back it at 350 for 45 mins to give your home that warm back alley outhouse scent like it was Thanksgiving and we were making pies.

Either way, I am stlll hungover and I just found out that I write better drunk than hungover. Look at the pics.


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2006

15

Dec

I am – Christina Aguilera’s Cameltoe of the Day

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Here are some pics of Christina Aguilera in concert showing a little toe. This is a stretch, cuz it could just be a wrinkle in her pants, but i am delusional at times, especially when it involves Christina Aguilera’s vagina. It’s like when my wife tries turn me on, because she can’t accept the fact that she made me impotent, and starts getting all frisky and I close my eyes and pretend that she’s someone like Christina Aguilera or someone even mildly attractive, but reality always comes a knockin’ when her pants are taken off and room fills with the warm smell of freshly baked shit. I am not sure what freshly baked shit is, but since I invented the term, I have decided that it’s when you shit on a cookie sheet and back it at 350 for 45 mins to give your home that warm back alley outhouse scent like it was Thanksgiving and we were making pies.

Either way, I am stlll hungover and I just found out that I write better drunk than hungover. Look at the pics.


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2006

15

Dec

I am – Kelly Clarkson's Fat Ass of the Day

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Since she’s been gone, she’s been eating lots of cake…. I knew this girl was a little heavy in her pants but i had no idea she was this down-loaded. Down-loaded is an expression used for girls who are heavy from the waist down. I know that it’s a pretty weak expression that I used to use in the 90s on a girl I once knew who was built like a tonka truck in designer jeans but was hot from the waist up. She would have made a great news anchor but I think she ended up working construction, which made sense considering she was a good lifter.

I went to the strippers last night, I drank too much, I have indigestion. It was worth it. Cuddles.


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2006

15

Dec

I am – Kelly Clarkson’s Fat Ass of the Day

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Since she’s been gone, she’s been eating lots of cake…. I knew this girl was a little heavy in her pants but i had no idea she was this down-loaded. Down-loaded is an expression used for girls who are heavy from the waist down. I know that it’s a pretty weak expression that I used to use in the 90s on a girl I once knew who was built like a tonka truck in designer jeans but was hot from the waist up. She would have made a great news anchor but I think she ended up working construction, which made sense considering she was a good lifter.

I went to the strippers last night, I drank too much, I have indigestion. It was worth it. Cuddles.


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2006

15

Dec

I am – Lohan Stalker Post of the Day

I’ve been stalking Lohan for awhile now. I know that I am pretty inconsistent with my stalking, maybe even a little lazy, and like all things done half-assed, I’ve had little success in my restraining order and Access Hollywood coverage. I am not going to get creepier or actually hide in the trunk of her car, because that’s a little excessive and I don’t really want to get arrested, but I will keep this up until I get some kind of response. That’s the story I heard.

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