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2006

05

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton Models her Ass of the Day

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Here are some pics of Paris Hilton showing the world her pretty solid ass on the Runway somewhere….

Speaking of SPAM, I am pretty sure you don’t care about this, but the spammer commenter in one of my posts has apologized for pretending to be other members of the site and for writing inappropriate things….If an apology includes blaming his friends…For the record MUNG is a real person, I never met him, I never read his posts, but he wasn’t me….

OOPS, MY BAD!!!! I had a ‘small party’ this weekend. 8 or so friends, some of them do read u and we discuss your stuff. I actually had mentioned(since i thought there was a good chance you had,in my opinion, “retired Mung”) that it would be great/ludicrous/wtf if Mung came back somewhat more likeable but still somewhat an inflamatory asshole dealing with HIV/aids (cuz assholes can only b likeable if/when they r dying), post his T-cell count, meds, a few nasty photos of yeast infections,etc.

Needles, er i mean needless 2say since it was a stay over party where people(inc. myself) r not always the most “clear headed/rational” some of the time, a couple of them did take the liberty of going ‘nuts’ in the comments and picking up fights w/HLW, “Stepsteve”, etc. While i dont think its 80% just some of the ones they told me about are somewhat in poor taste. The lesson learned is that my computers r now password protected so that people will need 2 check with me b4 using them.

Since u obviously feel that the comments were not appropiate 4your site i do apologize.

P.S.- I hope that you have njoyed some of my comments. I thought the “Ballad of Mung”(w/the subsequent addendum) was pretty good if i can say so myself.

Either way, this post was useless, but appropriate considering what the “support” pics are of. I’d hate to have the post of the year to Paris, so I do what I can to make all Paris posts suck….

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2006

05

Dec

I am – Little Spears, Little Lohan and Some Other Slag in Training of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere, Ali Lohan and Jamie Lynn Spears are underage celebrities with uncertain futures….Where are they going to end up when they reach the legal age to work. The debate is whether they are going to end up becoming drug addicted party sluts with too much money to spend, or do these girls go onto be the next big thing, and by big I don’t really mean like Brooke Shields with her penis-shaped vagina and football shoulders, but I do mean a childstar who makes it or do they end up being a washed up and dried out meth addicted stripper, unable to pay for their next hit so they suck dick in the back of a strip club kinda thing, I’m talking Family Matters Foxworthy bitch, and not the Foxworthy with the redneck jokes, but without the camera.

Speaking of strippers, I decided to give stripper’s advice as to how they can make more money…this is the first installment:

Me:

I can teach you how to make a lot of money all you have to do to get a lap dance is say, “i want you to grab my tits right now”

Stripper:

I’m the good girl in this club and I already making good money and guys with a lot of money don’t just want to grap your ass and tits. They want you to give them attention and affection they don’t get from their wife

Me:

You want me and it’s so obvious, i can tell by the attention and affection you give me that my wife doesn’t. How much do I owe you?

Stripper:

For you Mr. Martinez…I dance for free. Cuddles.

She dropped my fucking line… let’s face it…getting free lap dances is better than being famous.

Speaking of better than being famous here’s my one line argument for each of these players…

Ali….

She’s Lohan’s sister so even if she never makes a penny, she’s set for life, which means she won’t be sucking dick in the back alley. From my experience the younger sisters never follow the older drug addicted sister’s path, but Ali is her sister’s shadow and her Lindsay is her mother’s shadow, so it’s a family thing. She’ll be cutting lines and rocking VIP rooms and cocaine hotel afterparties by her 18th birthday….

Jamie Lynn….

Her name is Jaimie fucking Lynn, she was born to be a back alley cock-queen. A trashy southern family can only have so much luck before falling into their destined path of trailer’s and trash. She’s a little chubs and that will lead to the meth….She’ll never be as successful as her sister and that will lead to more meth….The only comfort is that her sister will be right by her side.

Hayden….

She’s already got the poses down that would lead one to believe she could suck dick in the bathroom for meth. She’s already been caught smoking and partying when she was 15 which would lead one to believe that she could end up spending her earnings in the club pocket full of bub kinda thing….she doesn’t have the older successful sibling, so she doesn’t have the insecurity with being the loser sister that leads to drug addiction and the comfort of the sister’s bank account that allows you to freeridethrough life so it can go any which way for her…

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2006

04

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I missed Oprah today and that really upsets me. It’s thrown off my whole trying to live like a housewife plan. The highlight of last week’s Oprah is when she started talking about the shape of her shit, she said that some of her shits were C-shaped and some of them were S-shaped…it was pretty amazing to visualize and could be the reason for my recent sex dream. Speaking of amazing, someone just emailed me this…

MTV VIDEO PREMIERES OF THE WEEK….

Mon 12/4 – Jay-Z “Lost Ones”

Tues 12/5 – Danity Kane “Ride For You”

Wed 12/6 – The Fray “How To Save A Life” (new version)

Thurs 12/7 – JoJo “How To Touch A Girl”

Fri 12/8 – Mary J Blige “We Ride”

If that didn’t change your life, these links won’t either, cuz they are equally useless. If you’re wondering what the pics is of, it’s people who tried starting a fight with me on friday night, while I was drunk….another useless pic to go with a useless post.


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Twisted Christmas
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Chloe Sevigny Bikini At The Beach
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Frothy Afterbirth Sent This To Me – I didn’t Watch It…It’s Called Priest in a Yellow Ferrari
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Funny T-Shirts…
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This Will Get You Laid and Is Cheaper than the Amount of Booze You’d Normally Be Relying On…
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Miami’s Answer to LastNightsParty, With Less Nudity and More Cubans…
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Prison Break Dude Involved in a Deadly Car Crash
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Yasmine Bleeth Striptease
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Some Lohan Photoshoot
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This is Called My Eye Popped Out and I Didn’t Watch It, But You Should
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Best Divorce Letter According to Some Guys….
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Last Nights Party Does the Paper Nightlife Awards, 1,000,000 Hipsters Watch This Piece of Shit Video
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Christiana Capotondi Nip Slip
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More Interesting LastNightsParty Pics with Hipster TITS.
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Perez Hilton Interviewed About Paparazzi Lawsuit
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This is My New Argentina Fan Who I Doubt is Real….
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Some dude’s jerked off to his half-sister without knowing it…
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Hayden Panettiere Pictures
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All The Bond Girls Over The Year
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Celebrate Diversity…More Random T-Shirts….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pink Upskirt
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Some Booty Dancing…
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Nell McAndrew Red Bikini
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Big Brother Sex Tape that I posted a LONG TIME AGO
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Here’s a Horror Video Series Called Hell Holes
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Imogen Thomas Sex Tape…I have No Idea Who She Is…
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Playboy Centerfolds Archive from 1954 til 2003
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This is Model Mayhem a Myspace for Naked Chicks..
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This is something someone sent me that reminded them of Draw Your Vagina Feature…
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Here’s some Gay in the Military pics, of Military Men Who Probably Aren’t Gay
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….
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Katherine McPhee Looking Tighter Than She Used To
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I stole this from Vice because I can…It’s Sinter Klass Arriving on a Boat in Belgium
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Here are even More Funny T-Shirts
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Elisha Cuthbert’s 24….
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Big Breasted Figure Skater Video of the Day
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House of Pain Bar has Live Cam Feeds – Best After 10 PM
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Funny T-Shirts
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Home Made Bikini Competition
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Jessica Alba Has No Nipples
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Razor Scooters are Gay
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The Science of Sex
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Something About an Asian Lara Croft…
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2006

04

Dec

I am – If Prohibition Never Ended of the Day

This is a video made for some alcohol company about what the world would be like if there was still prohibition. I was asked to post it by some guy who wrote me this:

I was helping a buddy of mine come up with scenarios if Prohibition never ended.

No one would ever get laid
Fights would be a lot fewer, but probably more deadly
Fat girls would never get to make out
Only really serious people would play pool
There would be a lot less nip slips

So many possibilities. Tomorrow is Repeal Day and my buddy helped Dewars make a little video to celebrate. We put it up at YouTube here.

We had to tone down how different the world would be without booze, but thinking we could get some truly despicable comments going at Drunken Stepfather about what the world would be like without beer goggles.

If my world had no alcohol in it, I’d probably be healthy, less depressed, married with kids and my son’s soccer coach, maybe I’d take my beautiful family on vacation or I’d be a virgin or if I did have sex it would only be missionary or for the sake of procreation. I would have probably have never laughed and without alcohol I’d have to have a real person as a best friend instead of a bottle. I would have no stories to tell that anyone would want to listen to, not that anyone listens to me now. There would be no website to write, no computer stolen, no jobs to get fired from and maybe I would have never left Texas and I’d be down there running an church or some shit wholesome, but realisticially, where there’s a will there’s a way, and not being drunk would probably make me much more motivated to find a way to get drunk….meaning I’d make millions bootleggin booze and drinking in back alley abortion clinics…and with millions means I could hire my own driver and bodyguard which is on my newest list of wants.

I’d ask you what you’d be doing if prohibition was still going on, but I really don’t care what you think.

What I do care about is that I am sure the guy who submitted this to me is going to get all kinds of money for pushing this on the net for the alcohol company, I am happy to say that I am not getting shit because I never get money from people, but it’s nice to know I am helping someone else reach their objective while I slowly fall deeper and deeper into the hell that is my life which is this site. Cuddles.

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2006

04

Dec

I am – Britney Spears 25th Birthday Upskirt of the Day

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Looks like Britney Spears is celebrating his 25th Birthday and having a tight UPSKIRT at Mr. Chow’s this past weekend. It’s safe to say that this bitch is officially washed up. She no longer has her youthful charm, and according to her C-Section Scar and Floppy Titty, it looks like this damaged body has had a couple kids and hasn’t had a chance to recover.

Speaking of damaged goods…I don’t appreciate the asshole who spammed my comments by posting Racist and Hateful commentary only to respond back to himself posing as other members of the site, creating a fake internet fight and cheapening the shit out of something that is already fuckin’ welfare….Either way, that’s all I have to say for now cuz I want to be first on these Britney pics and I had my first sex dream in about 4 years last night, I can only assume my depression is subsiding and that I am ready to takeover the fucking world. Mor to come later. Cuddles.

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2006

01

Dec

I am – Random Message to Paris Hilton of the Day

I had a friend who once told me a story of a woman who emailed him thinking he was someone else with the same name. She was asking him if he was going to a mutual friend’s wedding innocently and my friend went along with it. Day after day, he would flirt with her eventually taking it far enough for the girl to ask about his wife and kids and how they’d feel about the whole email relationship to which he answered that he’d give them all up just to be with he for this one night at this mutual friend’s wedding. I don’t know how that ended up but I appreciated the comedic aspect of the whole thing. I am a nice guy and felt bad for the woman who thought this long lost highschool friend of hers wanted to leave his wife and kids to spend only one night with her and I have no idea what actually happened when she bumped into this guy at the wedding, or if she actually left her husband behind to go on an adulturous rampage or if she realized she was emailing the wrong guy….All this to say that random emails directed at someone who isn’t you that land in your inbox can be a lot of fun.

I was given Paris Hilton’s cell number about 6 months ago and never did much with it. I would always call and pretend I was looking for someone named Brenda who was my internet girlfriend who wronged me. It always ended up with her claiming I was crazy and that she was going to call the police, except one day when she texted me asking if I was feeling ok. She never admitted that she was Paris, but it was pretty obvious it was. One night when drunk, I revealed the site as being behind the calls and she hasn’t answered my calls since. She still hasn’t changed the number and I decided to start leaving her random obscure and accidental answering machine messages so that when she checks them, she wonders what the fuck’s going on. This is the first installment.

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2006

01

Dec

I am – More T-Shirt Designs of the Day

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Here are two more T-Shirt submissions that scare the fuck out of me and make me think that some of my readers are a little too Kimveer for my liking. I have to make my decision today, and so far it’s the original logo you all hate or the pink ass taking the lead. Either submit some shit or leave your feedback if you want to have any say in this Stepfather production. Just letting you know. Asshole.

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2006

01

Dec

I am – Raymi The Mix Dances Naked on a Bed of the Day

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Raymi the Minx is trying to make herself famous. She has been begging me to promote her blog award contest for the last 2 weeks and I haven’t really done much for her because I am an asshole. Today she told me that she was going to be famous and that she will remember that I didn’t help her get there. I have seen stranger than a girl with a blog getting famous so I figured I’d post this and try to help her get there. That’s just the kind of guy I am.

If you want to help her out, go to GO and VOTE for RAYMI THE MINX as the BEST BLOG. If all else fails, just watch the video of her jumping around naked….getting naked on the net is just how committed she is to this. That’s the story I heard.

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2006

01

Dec

I am – Lindsay Lohan Parties at LAX of the Day

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Here are some pics of Lindsay Lohan partying at LAX a few days ago because she’s an alcoholic and a whore. She’s also last week’s kitchen garbage but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s the fucking star of the show, and by show I mean this website proven by Lohan Stalker Posts. She may not be that hot or interesting especially in these pics but as the star she deserves love in good times and bad…

Speaking of stars, the star of homeless man dance just started talking to me, because some 85 year old Jesus (the real jesus) lover started telling him that the lord is with him…after the 85 year old left, Homeless Man Dance, started chatting me up like I was someone he knew. He made no fucking sense, he said his IQ is 290 and after I decided to escape he said “peace to me”. While he was talking to me, I tried writing the insanity he said down, this is pretty much verbatim. So here it is…

I became a greaser, I know you’re a greaser because you like a red hubcap… I changed it to a greaser after a guy in the school yard….I am more of a custard guy, not a pudding guy.

I go to what it was, so what would it be, I got my violin, I got to when you were young looking…. i go that’s what happens…I stall, I go to unwind. I pass by, I go to the washroom, I go to Danny, I go to Gloria and Carol, and make sure they don’t move towards me….. I got to the thing that is telling me what it is. I go to karma, my arms are raised. I go to, it doesn’t feel like you’re acting when it came to me. I go to the two of them took me off them, I go to something of you and something of me, i go to my father. I go to the bookstore, I am a gunsmith and you’re an engraver. There’s nothing there, it’s me.

I go to the day I became a greaser, I go to Linda, I am thinking of my father and you phoned him and you could only see me….Then we go to what I did with deep sea fishing. I ensure there is something about us. Then I go to her….I changed it to a pink one. I go over to the superman thing, I go to whether I actually saw a steel ball.

Britney Spears is my girlfriend, and Gwen Stefani is your girlfriend. There I am going to say it for the first time Brook’s lost control. I am going to say it, Britney Spears is my girlfriend.

I am going to say it is my 38th year on the street and 58th year of life. They were all murdered from me. I’ll throw the trouble with money….

It’s a cowboy song, the indian song is better. It falls out his hand, he’s nervous…Here’s the speed story….something about the fishnet stockings….

The Bugs Crawled in the Bugs Crawled Out….All over his greasy snout.

This may not come across as funny as it was but at least it can act as a reminder of how lame DJ AM is even though he’s banging celebs and you aren’t….

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2006

30

Nov

I am – Perez Hilton Sued for 7.5 Million Dollars of the Day

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I love seeing unnecessary fame come to an end. X17 will win because he made all his money off their content. There is no argument that he is a talentless hack and it’s nice that he is finally going down and not in a good way. I never wish bad upon people, but Perez isn’t a fucking person, he’s just an asshole who who ripped people off to get where he is and now let’s hope it’s payback time.

However I do hate the paparazzi too and they make their money invading people’s privacy, so they are assholes too. This is a marketing tool for their own piece of shit blog…I guess what it comes down to is that it’s all about making money….it’s all business… they’re all assholes….and it’s all jokes.

X17online.com Sues PerezHilton.com For Copyright Infringement

Yes, it’s finally happened – after ignoring countless cease and desist notices from numerous photo agencies and media outlets, Mario Lavandeira, a.k.a. Perez Hilton, has been sued in federal court for copyright infringement by X17, Hollywood’s largest celebrity photo agency. X17 contends that Lavandeira, the owner and operator of the celebrity gossip blog PerezHilton.com and the self-styled “Queen of All Media,” has knowingly and willfully used X17’s images on his blog without permission from the agency, thereby violating federal law. Lavandeira’s actions have caused substantial damage to X17’s business in the form of diversion of trade, loss of profits, injury to goodwill and reputation, and the dilution of the value of its rights.

In court papers filed today, X17, the owners of X17online.com, seek over $7.5 million in damages for Lavandeira’s infringing activities.

Mr. Lavandeira has been featured in countless magazines and newspapers and has appeared regularly on various television news outlets in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. GQ listed him in their Man of the Year issue; the AP and the LA Times have profiled him; the New York Post called him one of the 25 most powerful Latinos and he has appeared on almost every major U.S. network commenting on the day’s entertainment headlines. He is said to be shopping around a reality show and he is set to appear on MTV’s New Year’s Eve special. “Perez” claims he receives 2.5 million unique visitors each day on his website.

Mr. Lavandeira has regularly infringed on X17’s large scoops. While it usually takes weeks of effort by a team of photographers and reporters to break a story, for Mr. Lavandeira, it has been as simple as a right-click.

Mr. Lavandeira is profiting through advertisements on his site (one-week ads on his site go for between $9000 – $16,000) and has gained relative fame from the success of his blog, which, X17 contends, is due in large part to the quality and quantity of celebrity images he posts on his site, many of which are owned by X17.

X17 is repped for advertising by Gorilla Nation, the world’s largest online ad rep firm. As X17 made its foray into the world of celebrity blogs, they sought out Gorilla Nation to represent them to the brand marketing community. Gorilla Nation was excited to take on X17online.com as the first and largest celebrity photo agency to start their own website to allow the public direct, free and immediate access to the biggest stories in Hollywood, told with the most sought after images of the stars.

UPDATE – ANOTHER COMPANY IS GOING AFTER HIM

Go to Splashnewsonline for this story

Perez Hilton is to be hit by a federal lawsuit from the top seven paparazzi agencies in the US.
Splash News, INF, Ramey, Bauer Griffin, WENN, Most Wanted and Flynet have joined forces to stop Perezhilton.com from using copyrighted images.
“Perez claims he is making a fortune off exploiting pictures taken by photographers. He blatantly violates copyright and makes advertising revenue off other people’s works,” said Gary Morgan of Splash News.
“It is time he is held accountable for his actions. We have amassed a ton of evidence from all of these agencies detailing his infringements.
We have filed a letter to him giving him the chance to either pay up for all of his copyright violations or face the music.”
The seven agencies have spent the last few weeks conferring over how to stop Hilton. In an unprecedented co-operation between paparazzi and showbusiness agencies, the heads of the agecnies agreed to take action.
A letter was sent demanding full payment of all infringed material or face a lawsuit next week.

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2006

30

Nov

I am – More T-Shirt Designs of the Day

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Here are some designs a graphics guy sent in to me for my T-shirt. I think the sex on the brain one is a little much and that the sacred heart may be a little played out and tha the baseball logo has also been done, but let me know your opinion. I appreciate that he took the time to send them into me, I just don’t know if any of these are what I am looking for…Since you’re the one who is going to be buying the shirts, let me know what you think, not because I care, but because I want your money. Cuddles.

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2006

30

Nov

I am – Big Breasted One-Liner of the Day

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I met a big breasted girl who knew about the site. I asked her to write me a one-liner because that’s all PEREZ does and he’s famous. Just look at how much he charges for advertising….

Either way, this is today’s one-liner by a Big Breasted Girl….

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“just cuz u dont need to support k-fed anymore doesnt mean u can’t support ur boobies”"

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Nov

I am – Kim Kardashian's Big Boobs of the Day….

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I went out for a sandwich cuz the sandwich guy gives me free sandwiches. He knows I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking annoyed because they didn’t have what I wanted and I feel like beggars should be choosers, otherwise they’ll always get second best. I went to starbucks to get a free coffee from the girl who gives me free coffee. She knows that I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking happy because my favorite homeless guy was there only today he was fucking INSANE. He is the same guy who asked me if I was working on a computer. Anyway, today he was screaming about his Dad and about Guns and it’s pretty fucking clear that I wouldn’t let him babysit my stepdaughters….

Speaking of hurtbags, homeless men and people I wouldn’t let babysit my stepchildren, I realized today that MUNG has stopped visiting the site, he has stopped sending in his posts, he’s fallen off the map. I think he’s got a job or maybe a gf and maybe his life has taken a turn for the better. MUNG, if you’re out there, I hope all is good you’ll always be second best to me, but that’s a good place to be….

Speaking of all second best, here are some pics of Kim Kardashian at some Volkswagen Event Showing off her Big Boobs .

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Related Links

I am – Kim Kardashian is a Tsunami Victim of the Day
I am – Paris Hilton’s Armenian Fashion Accessory of the Day
I am – Young Rich and Famous
I am – Nick Lachey’s New Girl of the Day
(I think I was wrong on this last one…)

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Nov

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Big Boobs of the Day….

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I went out for a sandwich cuz the sandwich guy gives me free sandwiches. He knows I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking annoyed because they didn’t have what I wanted and I feel like beggars should be choosers, otherwise they’ll always get second best. I went to starbucks to get a free coffee from the girl who gives me free coffee. She knows that I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking happy because my favorite homeless guy was there only today he was fucking INSANE. He is the same guy who asked me if I was working on a computer. Anyway, today he was screaming about his Dad and about Guns and it’s pretty fucking clear that I wouldn’t let him babysit my stepdaughters….

Speaking of hurtbags, homeless men and people I wouldn’t let babysit my stepchildren, I realized today that MUNG has stopped visiting the site, he has stopped sending in his posts, he’s fallen off the map. I think he’s got a job or maybe a gf and maybe his life has taken a turn for the better. MUNG, if you’re out there, I hope all is good you’ll always be second best to me, but that’s a good place to be….

Speaking of all second best, here are some pics of Kim Kardashian at some Volkswagen Event Showing off her Big Boobs .

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Related Links

I am – Kim Kardashian is a Tsunami Victim of the Day
I am – Paris Hilton’s Armenian Fashion Accessory of the Day
I am – Young Rich and Famous
I am – Nick Lachey’s New Girl of the Day
(I think I was wrong on this last one…)

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Nov

I am – Saving DrunkenStepfather.com by Emailing Dov Charney Demanding He Advertises of the Day

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I have emailed American Apparel asking them for an advertising deal. I am tired of working for nothing and I know that if I don’t get this deal I am forced to sell the site or shut down the site, which wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing for me, but it would be a bad thing for you.

If I don’t get this deal, the end of stepfather will come and I’ll have to get back to working a regular 9-5 job. Point of the story is that American Apparel has money, they are equally sleazy to me and I have the CEO Dov Charney’s email address. So I suggest that you fans do your part in helping me land an ad deal by sending him an email asking for his support. It’s like strength in numbers or some shit…and if it doesn’t work out at least we all left our mark and tried our best and went out with a bang….

So if you want to SAVE DrunkenStepfather


CLICK THIS LINK AND SEND THIS EMAIL

The more people who send that out, the more chance of getting American Apparel to Advertise. If you really want to make sure he notices, send him sleazy pics of hot young girls, I heard he’s into that. Thanks in Advance, My Fingers are Crossed and Cuddles.

Speaking of Sleazy pics of young girls, here’s some of Lohan leaving a club showing off her bra…

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