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2011

03

May

Miley Cyrus Smells Like Teen Spirit of the Day

This is pretty fucking funny. Miley decides to show how real she is by playing a song that inspires her and is the reason she wants to be on stage humiliating herself for a gang of crazed teen girls…..and it’s Nirvana….Totally unexpected, but her contrived dance lesson choreographed rock and roll dance felt so authentic….I’m sure Courtney Love is happy she sold Kurt Cobrain’s music to Disney….cuz it finally got the real venue to be heard that it deserved…I am sure when his bi-polar ass was writing this, this was he ultimate goal, even though everyone claims fame and the music industry is what made him kill himself…

What a fucking joke…I don’t give a fuck about Nirvana, Kurt Cobain or Miley Cyrus, but I do love that this is happening not cuz it shows just how bullshit the entertainment industry actually is…but cuz Miley has tight pants on…

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2011

03

May

Leelee Sobieski Big Ears in Tight Pants of the Day

Leelee Sobieski is so obsolete that I don’t think anyone knew bitch was pregant, but here she is bringing out her big ears and big tits, awkward face and tall body, that you may or may not have wanted to fuck when she was in…shit I just ran an IMDB on this bitch and she hasn’t had one substantial role…here I am thinking she was once famous or something…and it turns out she never was…

She was howevever hustling UPSKIRTS and BIKINIS, but she never did the Paris Hilton real quest for fame…like fucking on Camera….despite how busty she might be…

Either way, here she is with her family…I didn’t know she had..because as it turns out…I didn’t know who Leelee Sobieski was…I just knew she had a stupid ass name…

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2011

03

May

Eva Longoria Showing off Her Legs of the Day

Eva Longoria just finished her period, or she is pregnant, cuz no bitch in her right mind would wear so little white, so close to her twat if she know she may start bleeding at any given time…and for some reason I’m really digging it and that makes me want to kill myself, cuz ever since my Mexican whore mother died of Aids in the 80s, I vowed to never fuck with a Mexican…but this one is all Hollywood and not fat and a mom to 14…..it’s fucking with the natural way of Mexicans and I’m down…come to papi..

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2011

03

May

Pam Anderson Showing Her Gunt but Showing Twat of the Day

There’s something bitter sweet about seeing Pam Anderson’s bloated gut. I’m not even a chick who caught her husband jerking off to Baywatch in the 90s, making me feel inadequate of my body because of her fame, you know resentment at its most rational. I just like seeing someone who relied so much on her looks, invested so much into her looks, finally look like shit, cuz I know now she’s got nothing, putting what’s really important into perspective, unless of course she just has a swollen liver, you know cuz that is what hepatitis does to you…..but then again, here I am trying to look up her skirt…so I guess her gut doesn’t stop me….

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2011

03

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t get hungover, I always feel like shit…Here are some links to start your useless day that you pretend is important cuz the truth is too depressing to handle. LOL.

Toddler Rope Swing Fail LOL – VIDEO
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Diora Baird Trimming Bush for Maxim….
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Meet Leah Shevlin
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Some Power Couple Tits at a Bullshit Gala
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Erin Andrews Looks Shitfaced
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Maria Millions Has One Insane Body
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And That’s Why You Don’t Jump Off a Playground – VIDEO
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Naughty Girlfriend fucks Herself
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Seth Meyers Gives the Correspondents Dinner a Giant Bitch Slap
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Genius….

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2011

02

May

J.Lo Does Lil Wayne in Video of the Day

I know J.Lo was wrongfully labeled one of the world’s most beautiful people, because she’s old, but you know what, the more I see pictures of her, I am slowly starting to think she’s actually hot…despite her being someone I never found hot when she was at her prime, maybe I was blinded by how fucking annoying she was, and maybe the years of me ignoring she exists makes me see what she actually has to offer, or maybe I’m just drunk right now and like anything with a vagina attached to it, including my neighbor’s pet goat…

Here’s her new video, intro by Kathy Lee Gifford’s mom tits you use dto jerk off to, featuring Lil Wayne and bitch dancing like she was Shakira and not forced to fuck a man that looks like skeletor on the regular….

Pretty hot. But remember that could just be the booze.

To See the Video
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2011

02

May

Vanessa Hudgens Thong Bikini of the Day

I thought Vanessa Hudgens, one of this site’s best friends, you know cuz she planted her nude pics, only to threaten to sue me for posting the shit, and even threaten to take me down as a child porn offender for posting the shit, even though they were already censored, so that I didn’t get to see her her hairy unkempt little muff, but instead a blurred picture of what could have just been a bikini bottom that looked like a thick black hairy bush with a pink spread open pussy rocking a hefty penis sized clit, had a better ass than this. I even watched Suckerpunch in keeping up my Vanessa Hudgens coverage and thought she had a better ass than this….but you know what, there’s more important things to worry about, and thong style bikini pics is one of those things we should just embrace under any and all circumstances….


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

02

May

Helmut Newton Inspired Shoot for Elle Spain of the Day

The world lacks creativity and originality. It’s all the same shit spewed over and over and over and over…that’s just the way things have become..It’s like change it a bit and pump that shit out…

So when Elle Spain did some Helmut Newton inspired shoot, I laughed, because I am well aware of Helmut Newton’s work, he was the original fashion pornographer, who got paid heavy for fashion shoots, while really just loved taking pics of naked bitches, something I respect….

The model’s name is Noemie Lenoir, and she looks pretty good to me…even if this tribute shit is as bad as the Metallica tribute I went to that was put on by some local french dudes last summer….

Helmut Newton already existed, get your own style, give dude a tribute by posting his fucking pictures, this shit’s boring, and lacks nipple for fashion….Seriously.

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2011

02

May

Cameron Russell in her Bikini Thanks to Nepotism of the Day

We all know that success is based on who you know. I mean if I knew captains of industry, instead of captains of dirty panty fetishes, hard drinking, spending days in the park, and all other things useless, maybe I’d be in a bikini in a magazine too.

Her name is Cameron Russell, her mom is billionaire and Zipcar co-founder Robin Chase. She was hooked up with a modeling agency thanks to her mom’s friend who worked at Ford Models, and now she’s a top model….and here she is in a bikini.

I’m not bitter, I think the rich should get richer, it’s he fabric that holds our society together, poor people need to remain bitter and unhappy for population control. It just makes sense.

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