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2011

26

Apr

Eva Mendes Amazing Face in a Red Dress of the DAy

Does the carpet match the dress? Safe route cuz she knows her period is coming…or maybe it already came and bitch just has a heavy flow…Those spics all fertile and shit…maybe that’s why she looks so medicated…

None of that matters, what does matter is that she’s not naked, while her entire career was based on her getting naked…and I just don’t like seeing a confidence in herself that makes her think she can get away with not being naked….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Eva Mendes

2011

26

Apr

Beyonce’s Competes with Rihanna For The Kids in Shorts of the Day

It is no secret that Beyonce is trying to compete with Rihanna for Jay Z affection, but she’s going about it all wrong. Sure she’s been working out and leaning up, she may even have a new set of tits, but making a music video for a really bad Sesame Street song, filled With Fat School Kids encouraging them to not be fat by moving instead of developing eating disorders is bad hustle….but not as bad a hustle Bitch in Short Shorts Doing Aerobics in the Least Erotic Way Possible….she should take notes from Katy Perry on how to communicate with kids using tit…..

I guess this could be the next Anthem for 6 Year Olds….maybe she’s doing the Hitler, you know w in them over when they’re young so we can take over the World together, but maybe that’s the wrong approach if you want to get a male pervert fan base….


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Posted in:Beyonce

2011

26

Apr

Christina Aguilera Seduces Ellen Cuz She Wants To Feel Desired of the Day

Christina Aguilera wore what could be a night gown, or maybe it’s a bed sheet that just looks like a night gown cuz she’s so fat, to the Ellen Show.

There’s a few reason for this, and the main one is that Fat girls like dressing slutty and like showing off tit to get noticed, especially for lesbians, cuz lesbians are the perfect balance of perverted and accepting, cuz they don’t objectify women like men do, they are the place ugly goes to get laid, when men are too asshole to go down that pussy….

Sure Lesbians are the fucking devil when it comes to guys like me, they want to gather and burn me like the KKK burned black in the south, ripping my pathetic penis off and laughing at it collectively, but when it comes to things with vaginas, they are very fucking forgiving….

Not that it matters….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

26

Apr

Brandy Glanville is LeAnn Rimes’ Competition of the Day

I don’t know why I am supposed to care that LeAnn Rimes married the guy she left her gay husband for and homewrecked his home with this bitch, to get what she wanted…

Yes, it’s obvious that the ex is much better looking than LeAnn Rimes and her SLUT implants. Yes, it doesn’t make sense why anyone would leave this for LeAnn Rimes, but guys do crazy things when their bitches are pregnant and disgusting to look at, especially when rich and famous pussy comes knocking on their boy band, with pent up pussy frustration from being married to a gay dude , making his boy band soap opera acting penis excited…

See, we don’t know how this Brandy bitch fucks, we don’t know how annoying she is, we don’t know whether she was his groupie he has no respect for and accidentally knocked up, we don’t know if LeAnn Rimes owns his cock, or if his cock owns her and she does anything it tells her to do…..We don’t know that busted face aside, LeAnn Rimes knows how to get down well enough to say “fuck that other bitch, I’m onto this Christian bad girl shit”….and really why bother specualting…

But we do know that his ex, this Brandy Bitch, is far better looking, homewrecked or not, attention seeking to get her 5 minutes cuz of their marriage or not, short shorts bent over, even though she’s a mom or not…especially with her injury, cuz chasing a bitch in a cast down a dark alley for sex is always an easier game to play for a fat guy like me and that’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Brandy Glanville

2011

26

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Tits for Cosmo of the Day

I hate Hollywood, it is such a piece of shit waste of time….I find the whole thing very fucking boring…whether there are tits or scandal or not…it’s all so not important that it hurts my brain to post this shit most of the time…

That said, here’s a fat Kim Kardashian photoshopped for Cosmo UK, and still looking fat even after the photoshop job….

She’s a bitch who made 100,000,000 dollars last year, all because she released a sex tape of her and some brother and had the right PR team to spin the shit…thanks to her dad’s hard work and fortune he left her to use on being a vapid cunt.

The fact that she was capable to do what she did and make the money she did while having pretty much no known talent is just fucking disgusting….

That’s why I watch her sucking dick in video daily to remind me what it takes in America to matter….

Serious dumpy trash that doesn’t deserve to be celebrated. Good times.


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

26

Apr

Laura Croft Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know who Laura Croft is, but I do know she’s got a shitty fucking porn name that matches her shitty fucking ass. I also know that she’s wearing a bikini, was a hooters girl, won the 2004 hooters pageant, is from Jacksonville Florida, clearly white trash, ended up in Playboy and her exit strategy from being a trashy, obvious, boring porno whore who doesn’t fuck on camera, but gets naked instead, is to become a personal trainer…shit, I guess I know a lot about this nobody…or at least I’d like to make you think I do…It’s all wikipedia baby…

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Posted in:Laura Croft

2011

26

Apr

Miranda Kerr’s Amazing Mom Tits of the Day

I know that Miranda Kerr is pretty much sponsored by Victoria’s Secret, and that they have engineers working hard on making her the perfect fitting bra that gives her new mother tits the perfect amount of support, cleavage, shape, perfection… that make the shits look like better than implants, even though implants suck, that make the shits look like heaven….

So I look at these cleavage pictures with caution…cuz I know billion dollar companies won’t let their spokesperson ever be seen with shitty tit saggy…sloppy mom tit….but that caution seems irrelevant…the more I stare…cuz who really cares how real or engineered these are….lets just be happy they are here.


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

26

Apr

Lady Gaga’s Mother Showing Some Tit of the Day

I know this isn’t Lady Gaga’s mom….Lady Gaga’s mom is probably too ashamed to leave her house or admit that she’s Lady Gaga’s mom….keeping things under the fucking radar…unless of course she’s into the fame and parades that shit around so she gets served first at exclusive New York Restaurants she goes to, even though she was already rich to begin with and got served first anyway…but I think it’s safe to say this Angelyne Clown that rolls around LA pullin’ her old lady slut in tight pink clothes, showing off tit and panty in a pink corvette novelty act….was one of the inspirations for the people who created Lady Gaga’s act….the same act that she tries to make you think she came up with on her own…

Yay.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

26

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s the morning somewhere…that’s what I always tell myself when I wake up a 2 pm and feel guilty about not being a productive member of society, something that usually never happens, but I pretend it does for the sake of the post, I sacrifice myself for content daily.

Here’s some morning action, I’m may not be done fucking the chocoloate out of the Easter Bunny, but apparently the rest of the world is, so that means we’re back. Not that we went anywhere…

Let’s Start the Day Off with Some Proper Cleavage
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25 Beauties Who Prove QBs Always Get the Girl
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Free Cam Shows Sucka
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Michal Lohan Wants to Box John Bobbit WTF
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This Gal Evvy Has One Hot Body
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Now THAT’S a Huge Dildo
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Cute Babe is All Wet on the Beach
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I Love a Girl Next Door Type That Gets Nasty
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Sexy College Sluts Party
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Warren G is Solving the Worlds Penis Problems
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Posted in:MHD