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2011

10

Jun

Victoria Silvstedt Yeast Infection Bikini of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is the fucking enemy.

I hate this bitch and her 40 year old body, even though it is better than most 40 year old bodies, because she tried to sue me….

So I wish nothing but horrible vagina infections on the whore cunt in her slacker whore bikini…

If you don’t know who she is, she was in Playboy once and rode that into the arms of a midget billionaire, who she’s become the mistress of, and in the even you don’t know what a mistress is, that’s the homewrecking whore who the motherfucker fucks and pays off, so they get a great lifestyle and never ask to get married cuz they know it isn’t an option, since no one wants to marry a whore, especially not a billionaire.

Point being. who fucking cares.

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2011

10

Jun

Trying to Look Up Selena Gomez’s Skirt on TV of the Day

Here are some shitty pictures of Selena Gomez from the Tonight Show garbage, and I’m only posting them because I’m trying to look up her skirt. I am shocked that people watch these interviews like this matters, like Jay Leno cares that the bitch has her driver’s license, when he should really be asking her what a 19 year old girl would be fucking a 16 year old Beaver….and how one doesn’t get charged as a sex offender, when clearly she fucking should…To watch the interview FOLLOW THIS LINK….I mean hearing her say “Bougie” for “Bourgeois” is about as gangster as you’d expect from a bitch who fucks Justin Beaver, who has learned everything about pussy from playing with Usher Raymond’s asshole.

Rumor is that BITCH IS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH PREGNANCY SYMPTOMS…hopefully that gets this monster locked the fuck up where she belongs…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

10

Jun

J.Lo Sex Tape of the Day

So there’s a video of Jennifer Lopez being circulated that’s apparently from when she married that freaky looking husband of hers. For some reason the American Media hasn’t picked up the shit, or released the sex tape video, that could just be a publicity stunt, but if you scroll 3/4 of the way thru this video, you’ll see her making her asshole talk in a pair of leggings, you know like a vagina puppet show I’ve been so fond of for so many years, but that never ever get emailed in despite my request…I guess I can always count on J.Lo…

Where’s the uncesored version? Get it to me. Thanks.

Posted in:J.Lo

2011

10

Jun

Aimee Teegarden Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Who the fuck is Aimee Teegarden, I’ve never done a post on her….but more importantly why the fuck is her name something you’d expect to find yourself jerking off to in a Disney Movie….not that any of us have ever jerked off to a Disny Movie, as that’d make us weird……

I don’t know where I’m going with this, but I do know she’s in a bikini and has some fat tis….and really fat everything…but still worth looking at and that’s all I gotta say about that.

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2011

10

Jun

Ashley Greene Workout Tits of the Day

The thing that always annoyed me about Ashley Greene was that she was a social climber, and in her social climbing she attached herself to a lot of successful things, from Twilight to a Jonas Brother, making getting naked for attention not an option…..making us seeing her naked…never happen…so that lack of giving made me hate the bitch…but then I realized how weird it is for a motherfucker from the internet to hate someone they don’t know, they’ll never meet, and who is hardly polluting their life cuz they don’t watch their movies and more importantly aren’t polluted by their songs like she was Gaga or Katy Perry…so I just went back to not caring, and staring at her tits when opportunities like this came up…She’s irrelevent but sweaty as fuck, all pushed up and trying. That works for me.

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2011

10

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS…..

Caught on Tape: Customer Traps Robbers, Gets Shot
A Good Samaritan spent the morning in the hospital after trying to stop robbers in their tracks.

Size Stops Woman from Boarding Flight
A Texas woman was prevented from boarding a Southwest Airlines flight because of her size. But she claims her weight has never been an issue before.

Priest steals money for porn addiction
A Haverhill priest will not serve jail time for stealing thousands of dollars from his church.

Mom gives 7-yr-old daughter enhancements
A British mom who is a self-confessed ‘plastic surgery addict’ is catching heat for the gift she gave her young daughter.

Dozens Arrested at Graduation Party
A high school graduation party ended with the arrest of 29 people in Alpharetta. The parents of the teen who threw the party were also charged with kidnapping for forcing partygoers to hide throughout the house.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was tweeting from bed all morning and it was lovely, or would have been lovely if my wife washed the fucking sheets, or more importantly, herself every once in a while…it’s this smell of piss, shit and death that is comforting, yet disgusting…

So here’s some shit going on on other sites cuz I was too lazy to get off my ass and do something about it, but now I am off my ass and doing something about it.

Big weekend plans….let me tell you.

Epic Beer Commercial For the Worst Beer Ever
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The 20 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Bikini Shoots
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Cam Shows That Will Keep Your Hands Busy All Weekend
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Scarlette Johansson Isn’t So Hot When She’s Dressed Down
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Brazilian Butt Slide WTF – VIDEO
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Nicki Minaj’s Cleavage is Insane
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Muscled Housewife With Weird Tots
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All the Ladie’s Johnny Depp Has Been Lucky Enough to Bone
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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Posted in:MHD

2011

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I want to be tagged in every facebook album as some random girl’s vagina. It is important to me MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE

I am too drunk to talk about other things…but let me tell you someting…other things are going down…From stalking Amanda Seyfried, to being the squirrel whisperer, to all good things..like getting yelled at by a black chick cuz I threw out perfectly good watermelon, like shit was a bad movie written by a racist white dude, but I’m too drunk to discuss…

Here are my stepLINKS….lots and lots of them….all good.

Salma Hayek’s Sunglasses Titty Fuck Her
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Brazilian Butt Slide….
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Some Slut Gives Her 7 Year Old Daughter A Coupon For Breast Implants WTF
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Sheryl Crow CMT PANTY FLASH
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Web Cam Sluts You Won’t Regret Checking Out
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Sexy Rubiks Cube Solver
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Vida Guerra’s Best Breast Moments
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Aly Michalka’s Tightly Wrapped Body
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Kim Kardashian Totally Banged Brett Lockett
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Gotta Love Free Cam Shows
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Japanese Slut With an Ugly Vagina
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Shania Twain Takes a Tumble – VIDEO
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The 100 Sexiest Sports Movie Babes of All Time
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Miss Universe Albania 2010 Angela Martini No Panty Upskirt
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I Wanna Be All Over Salma Hayek
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Rihanna is Half Naked As Always
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Michelle Hunziker Rocks The Bikini
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Some Charlize Theron Tastiness
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A Sexy Girl on Girl GIF
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Cop in Russia is Totally Waster – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Veronique
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Juelz is Just Plain Sexy
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Some Amber Rose, Just Because
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Mmmmmmmm Alexa Jordan
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Top Ten Awesomely Filthy Twitter Names
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Yeah I’d Bang Kate Middleton
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Some Sylvia Saint Hotness
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Kelli Hutcherson Maxim Photo Shoot
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WTF Are You Wearing
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Random Celeb Sluts Out and About in LA
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Two Teens Love Sucking Pussy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah I’d Bang Jamie King
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Subaru Driving FAIL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Victoria Kruz Hotness
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18 of the best recurring SNL characters of all-time
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Check Out Portia Jenkins
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Poses For Maxim
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Ashley Greene Leaves the Gym Lookin Like a Sweaty Fucking Pig
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This is the Key TO Getting Girls Naked on the Internet…
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Funny Driving Test
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Kanye West’s Girlfriend Shows Her Bare Cunt In No Panty Upskirt
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Kim Kardashian’s Staging a Sexting Publicity Stunt for Publicity of the DAy
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Shows Off Her Nipples In See Through. Sweet Tits!
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Plain And Simple, Kim Kardashian Likes Black Cock
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Abbey Clancy And Her Big Mom Tits In A Bikini
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Woman Sexually Assaulted By Airport Security (Video)
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Kid Rock’s Got Some Tight Fucking Pants On
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

09

Jun

Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini of the Day

Sometimes being threatened by a major paparazzi company for 5,000,000 dollars I don’t have, in a Lawsuit that won’t even get me famous, cuz the papers and media don’t give a fuck about me, for posting a couple cropped images they own the right to, making me avoid any pictures that may be theirs like it’s fucking a fat chick’s pussy that is HIV Positive and covered in Feces cuz she may have just had a heart attack, works out for the better…..Cuz an Ape in a Bikini, or what I like to call my expert sketch of Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini, brings me way more joy than actual pics of her do…

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