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2010

17

Dec

Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

17

Dec

Niecy Nash and her Fat Tits of the Day

Every once in a while, when I feel sad, cold, alone, I think about a big black woman breasts to nuzzle up into to warm my cold dead soul…

It’s big black tits have these maternal and nurturing qualities, when they aren’t being used in dirty fetish pornos.

I think it’s an Aunt Jemima fetish cuz when I first moved to America, Aunt Jemimia was all I had to comfort me in her happifyin ‘ cakes that sho’ set me singing…..Maybe it’s because I learnt English watching The Cosby Show….leaving a warm spot in my cold dead heart for black women…maybe I was a slave in a past life…or a rich British boy living in the Islands with my Diplomat father where my Nanny took me under her wing as if i was her own… I don’t really have an answer for you, I just know I am drawn to big black tits on an emotional level. They are always amazing…

Posted in:Niecy Nash

2010

17

Dec

Paz Vega Looks Like a lot like a Dude of the Day

Who the fuck is Paz Vega and why the fuck is she on my website? Make her go away. Seriously. She’s freaking me the fuck out.

Here are a few redeeming pictures of her….cuz I’m not entirely an asshole…

Here are the horrible recent pictures of her and her hardface on that immigrant show with a penis shaped puppet…..

Posted in:Paz Vega

2010

17

Dec

Megan Fox is Boring as Fuck of the Day

I guess these aren’t that bad, you know with her making faces like she’s taking a shit, something that I’ve never found to be the most amazing thing to happen when a girl gets comfortable in the relationship, it’s usually a sign you need to run the fuck away, cuz comfort in shitting in front of each other means committment, unless you’re dealing with a crackhead or drunk who just takes a shit anywhere she is cuz she doesn’t know what fucking day it is, or if your dealing with the aftershock of anal sex, or if your fucking with someone with bowel disorders attached to a colostomy bag that someone got unattached from the hose, or if you’re German and into getting shit on, in which case, I guess it’s not all that bad….except maybe for the smell….

If you look close enough, you may be able to see her cunt hugged in her tight pants….

But she still fucking sucks, Megan Fox is dead, the only comeback she can make will be nude roles in movies, and trust me, that’s gonna happen…

Being the hottest thing in Hollywood the studios are marketing is not forever, once the bitch gets cock, she’s easily replaced, because there is so much hot pussy in the world willing to do a lot more to get where Megan Fox is, so there’s no need to deal with ego or attitude…

Posted in:Megan Fox

2010

17

Dec

Amanda Seyfried is Still Boring as Fuck of the Day

Amanda Seyfried fucking sucks….I think about her sex scenes in Chloe and I just don’t get how we got here today….It’s like bitch has great tits, a hot little body that needs to be exposed, exploited and cummed on, but for some reason, she gives us this. It’s a waste of prime fucking pussy, and something needs to be done about this cuz I don’t know how much more of these boring pictures of her I can handle….It’s really eating away at me…but then again, that could just be this fucking hangover….

Either way, here’s Amanda Seyfried fucking sucking….and not the way she should be.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

17

Dec

Sofia Vergara has a Scary Face I Never Noticed Before of the Day

When Sofia Vergara’s tits are pretty wrapped the fuck up and not exposed we really get to see the natural beauty that she is….and by natural beauty I mean what the fuck is that on her neck….is that a face or is that a fucking accident victim? I just can’t figure out what this swollen sex doll looking disgusting is. I just know it’s in her best interest to fucking show off them tits, cuz they are clearly all she has going for her….I mean other than her ability to whore out…proven in the birth of her first child when she was 18…..and the fact that her immigrant ass got onto a hit show…despite being an immigrant ass….shit takes a skill I call no gag reflex…obvious, but true.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2010

17

Dec

Deborah Ann Woll Topless but Nippleless in Allure of the Day

I drank too much vodka last night. I know…I didn’t thing such a thing was possible. I always thought the perfect world where Vokda flowed from our faucets instead of water, but I guess last night I proved why they shouldn’t…..

I also didn’t know who Deborah ANn Woll was because I don’t watch TV, but it turns out that not only is she on the popular show True Blood that I’ve never seen, because I hate Vampire everything, especially Anna Paquin’s busted down bisexual topless face….but she also gets naked but doesn’t show nipples for the January issue of Allure…

Here are the pics to start this miserable hungover Friday…

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2010

17

Dec

Tron Jeremy Tron Spoof of the Day

Tron looks like the biggest piece of shit movie of all fucking time….one definitely worth mocking….

Someone send it this Tron Jeremy spoof, it comes complete with cheesy, obvious, maybe even shitty or weak porn jokes, but it’s a fucking viral video on the internet, what the fuck do you expect.

I figured I’d post it because the person who sent it in asked nicely, and because you love Ron Jeremy cuz you relate to ugly, balding, fat dudes and you wish you could pull the pussy he has, making him some kind of idol.

Either way, watch it, I have a feeling the frat boy in you that makes the internet work is going to love it.

Posted in:Tron Jeremy

2010

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking my dog and came across a very old lady feeding the squirrels because she felt they were “poor little things who were so hungry”. I tried to avoid her but she insisted on petting my dog….and talking craziness to my dog…before looking me in the face and offering to suck my dick for 10 dollars for the Holidays cuz she has gifts to buy her grandchildren…

Naturally, I never turn down a blowjob, especially from an old lady with rotting teeth who likes squirrels, but I didn’t have 10 dollars.

I guess the point of this story is that even the people you least expect are hookers….and that makes the world a beautiful place….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Mel Gibson Said Some Real Racist Shit to Winona Ryder
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The Gift that Keeps on Giving and I am Not Talking About Herpes….Seriously….This Gift Will Get You a Long Lasting Blowjob….
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Lindsay Lohan Has a Stalker
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Winona Ryder Has Always Known That Mel Gibson Is An Anti-Semitic Homophobic Asshole
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Find A New Slutty Internet Girlfriend Here
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Danielle Lloyc Will Get Your Heart Pumping
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So Apprently Miley Cyrus is a Complete Little Cunt That Used to Bully Everyone at School
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Girls Shoves 4 Fingers Up Her Butthole
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Power Ranking the Cheerleaders of the Final BCS Top 25
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Gail Harris Has Got Some Really Nice Tits
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BILL MURRAY IS AMAZING
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Alessanda Ambrosio Hotness
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Chloe Bello is an All Natural Type
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Quite Possibly The Hottest Girl You Will See Today
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It’s Been Awhile Since We Had Some Shay Laren
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Behind the Scenes With Suelyn Medeiros
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Police Versus 10th Graders – VIDEO
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Insane Massive Group Sex involves Hundreds of People at Once – VIDEO
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You Can’t Keep a Slutty Dress Down
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Alexa Jordan and Phoenix Marie Get It On
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Jesus Christ Kesha Gets More Disgusting by the Day
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Two Brunettes Have Finger Fun Time – VIDEO
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Sarah Brightman – Symphony photoshoot
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Pretty in Pink? You decide
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Candice Swanepoel – VS Swimsuit Photos
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One Photo a Day Awesome Time Lapse – VIDEO
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Naomi Judd is…uhhhh….Hmmmm
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Striptease of the Day
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Kayden Kross is Naked
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Craigslist: The home for all your cerebral palsy gangbang needs
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Beyonce’s Most Bootylicious Moments
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Jessica Alba Worries About Husband Cheating Which Means He Probably Is
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Let’s Remember Jessica Simpson’s Great Tits
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Little Focker’s Movie Review a Week Before it Hits Theaters…Exclusive…
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Check Out Amelle Berrabah’s Awesome Dumper
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Rachel Uchitel A Whore In Tears
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Britney Spears Naked Pics
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Some Throwback Scarlett Johansson Bikini Pics…
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – GOOD FOOD, GOOD WOMEN, GOOD WINE, GOOD TIMES, George Clooney’s Pussy,
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

16

Dec

Demi Lovato Playing With Her Tits of the Day

I thought Demi Lovato was in rehab like all the other Disney whores before her. She’s 18. She’s in entertainment. She’s been doing this since she was a kid. Her parents whored her out at a young age, robbing her of her youth to pay their mortgage, so pulling down her shirt and playing with her newly blossomed tits, seems totally normal….

I am sure all the boring celeb media is going to try to make a story out of this cuz they are bottom feeders, but shit, this is how teenage girls are, don’t rob her of that too, cuz if you try to make her feel this is wrong, she’ll never take it to the next step of fucking on camera….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2010

16

Dec

Christina Aguilera See Through Dress on her Burlesque Tour of the Day

Fat Christina Aguilera’s gotta do better than a see through shirt with a black bra to win us back.

I live in Canada and she looks like the serious French trash you see serving hot dogs cuz their career as strippers didn’t work out too well for them.

I’m talking hard faced, damaged bodies, random kids with random people, and shitty fake tits, fake hair, bad make-up…

I get what she’s doing here. She is trying to draw as much attention to Burlesque as possible because it’s all she has going for her and it is her first movie role.

Showing her bra is cheap strategy. It’s like how that same french trash whore likes getting fucked up the ass on the first night you meet her. It gets you excited because you don’t realize she has other motives like not getting knocked up, making the whole thing substantially less special….

But I am glad she’s showing something to distract me to how brokendown and fat she is….but if she actually wanted attention, she’d be showing unshaven mom pussy….I’m sure that time will come…and I’ll probably be here waiting…unless my body finally gives out on me and I die…only time will tell….

What a fucking disaster…both her and her den mother…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

16

Dec

Tati Cotliar’s Tits for Exit of the Day

Here is Tatiana Cotliar a 20 year old model from Argentina who at such a young age realizes the importance of getting topless for her craft….it will make her stand out from the models who don’t go topless…not that there are that many of those…making following fashion not as gay as your construction buddies may think….not that I follow fashion, I just keep track of some of the many tits…and this is me keeping up that trend even though I have nothing interesting to say about it….

Posted in:Tati Cotliar

2010

16

Dec

Taryn Manning is Beautiful of the Day

They say a picture says 1000 words, so why the fuck do you need me here running my mouth off via my magical typing fingers…There is just so much amazing about these pictures…So many interesting fantasies it taps into that you can figure out for yourself you lazy fuck….

Taryn Manning is my facebook friend and I don’t want anything to get between us….especially jokes about using her to inspire fucking homelessness, fucking drug addiction, fucking recovering prostitutes, fucking hasbeens or fucking the monster under your bed you were scared of as a kid who decided to PG-13 that fear cuz that would just work against my master plan of seducing her cuz it’s safe to say that despite these beautiful pictures and how gutter they look and probably smell while live, she’s an upgrade from where I’m at right now…she is the beacon of hope of a better tomorrow…if I play things right…If you know what I mean….

I guess what it comes down to is that no one cares about Taryn Manning but me…and maybe her drug dealer….but he doesn’t count.

Posted in:Taryn Manning

2010

16

Dec

Thora Birch Fucks Her Dad of the Day

I don’t report news here, I mean other than the stepNEWS , but that’s hardly news and more idiots being idiots…What I am trying to say is that I don’t report celebrity or hollywood news unless of course it involves incest, cuz incest is awesome if it’s not happening to you…

Thora Birch has been axed from her off-Broadway production of of “Dracula” just weeks before the opening of the show in January 2011. Media reports say that director Paul Alexander let Thora go after her porn star father/manager Jack Birch threatened another actor on set and was constantly medaling on set. Jack reportedly was upset about a cast member rubbing his daughters back which is when he made the “threatening” remark “”Listen, man, I’m trying to make it easier on you – don’t touch her.” It has also been rumored by people on the set that Thora would hang close to her father on breaks and not socializing with the rest of the cast and crew. Could this father daughter relationship be twisted and unhealthy?

Amazing…Nothign says Christmas like being fucked by your pornstar father….especially when you’re the weird socially removed busty girl with a horrible tan…cuz it makes it more awkward, creepy, and fun to laugh at.

On a sidenote, this is my first Thora Birch post in 6 years of doing this, I have only seen her in 2 movies a decade ago so it is safe to say, this is just a pornstar father/manager’s way of getting publicity for his daughter the only way he knows how…but I’ll pretend this story is legit because it inspires.

Posted in:Thora Birch

2010

16

Dec

Mena Suvari’s Fucked Up Alien Forehead of the Day

Here are some Mena Suvari pics for the alien forehead fetishists….because I know there is at least one motherfucker reading this who jerks off thinking about cumming on a girl’s forehead…who takes his fetish so seriously that he spends his unemployed cuz he is too weird to socialize like a normal person time searching for porn pussy with ample head….but I’m just posting this as an excuse to repost her shitty tits in a recent nude scene . I’m practical like that….you know I take a bad thing and make it better by stripping it down…even thought it’s still fucking bad…thanks to shitty genes…

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