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2009

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS
stepLINKS of the Day

I got one message of concern because I disappeared for a solid 10 hours after I said I was going to nap, well, I ended up napping, got side tracked from this whole “let’s get healthy cuz I thought I had a heart attack shit” and drank a six pack, smoked a nice fat cigar, threw up, passed out, woke up, watched American Idol at my neighbor’s house and passed out again, only to wake up 5 minutes ago, covered in what must be piss, so I decided to go down the street, throw my shit in the dryer at the laundromat, hopefully find some stray panties to fuck or maybe some psycho insomniac with some kind of addiction or personality disorder to hang out with, but before I do, it is my duty to bring you the links, especially since I left you hanging earlier. Remember, I love you.

Here are the links…and if you are expecting something you sent in to get linked, I haven’t read my email in a solid 4 days, I will get on that tomorrow, because tomorrow’s a brand new day.

Don’t Say I Never Gave You Anything
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Did I Tell You Slama Hayeks Tits Would Save the World, Or What?
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The World’s Biggest Breasts
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William Tell Paint Ball
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A History of Bar Rafaeli’s TITS
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I Mean, Everyone Gets a Little Gas Now and Again
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Blake Lively’s Rack is Semi Okay, and The Rest of Her is Ugly and Boring
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This Snuggie Shit Just Keeps Getting Better and Better
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Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson Booty Call, I hear that shit ends in Suicide. Yay.
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Tila Tequila Shows Off Her Troll Tits
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Angel is Gorgeous son the Beach
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Who the Fuck is Amanda Marcum and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Striptease of the Day
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You Know You Love It As Much As I Do
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Anna Friel is Almost See Through
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Katy Lohmann Panty Upskirt
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Okay This Crazy Octoplut Lady Totally Thinks She’s Angelina Jolie
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Miranda Kerr’s Legs Got Something to Say, So You SHould Listen
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Lady GaGa Continues Her Reign of Ugliness and/or Crazy and/or Attention Whoring…because no one paid attention to her when she was in high school.
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Jessica Gomes is Body Painted
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Caramel Dip + Boobs = AMAZING!
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Couple Kicked Out Of Restaurant for Having Sex – VIDEO
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Toddler Gets Taken Out Haahahaha
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Carmella Bing Has Got a Pretty Nice Pussy
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God Damn Courtney Love Gets More Disgusting by the Days
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You’re Not Getting Any Younger, Find a Girl to Fuck
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Good Times to Follow
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It’s Never To Young to Start Smoking
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Christina Milian Has Still Got It
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And That’s Why Idiots Like This Shouldn’t Have Guns
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Her Name is Jackie Degg and She is Naked
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Drunk, Wet Shirt Chicks. Nuff Said
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Hilary Duff Called Faye Dunaway Ugly. Yes, THAT Hilary Duff
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Rachel Stevens is in FHMs
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Get Sex Today Because, Well, What Else Do You Have Planned?
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God Bless Nude Beaches
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Madeline Zima is a Bikini Model
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Steal Money Here
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Nicole Scherzinger Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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You Stay Classy, Baby, But I’ll Never Shake that Hand…
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!!BONUS!!

Some Vegas Party Girl in Her Metal Bra Weirdness is Hot…
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2009

10

Feb

From the stepFORUM of the Day

After my near death experience that was just indigestion or some fucking shit, I feel pretty tired and need to take things slow today. I haven’t taken a vacation in years, not that this is work, but sucking on a cigar, drinking booze or coffee all day, not moving, is apparently slowly killing me, so I’m gonna go take a nap, even though I just woke up. I am still tired and I’ll be back in a bit.

Here’s some shit in the forum to keep you entertained…

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———Celebs———

HOT – Petra Nemcova Topless – Body Paint (NSFW)
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HOT – Madeline Zima Bikini Pictures FHM LQ (SFW)
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Natalie Portman SNL Rap Music Video HD Caps + Download link
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Kate Beckinsale – Awesome in a Photoshoot
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Camilla Belle Stunning @ MusiCares Tribute
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Eva LaRue (Great Legs) Arrives @ Grammy Awards
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Mena Suvari @ the Belvedere Vodka soiree’
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Katherine Heigl wearing glasses while leaving Katsu Ya
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Courtney Love scary as Hell
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Kate Hudson – Very Sexy Photoshoot
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Rihanna – Cleavage at Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Party Arrivals
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Jessica Biel – Scientific and Technical Awards Ceremony
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Kylie Minogue gorgeous @ the 09′ BAFTA Awards
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Shannon Elizabeth @ Grand Opening Benefit for Childrens Hospital
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Tila Tequila – Cleavey & Ass Hugging Dress
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Ashley Tisdale leggy Michael Lavine photoshoot
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Lily Cole @ the Rage PC @ the Berlin Film Fest
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Blake Lively @ a Photocall Berlin Film Festival
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Kate Beckinsale wearing pink @ A The Vanity Fair party
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Nikki Cox Fucked Up Her Face
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———Music———

Travis – Ode To J.Smith (2008)
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India Arie – Testimony: Vol. 2
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This Will Destroy You – Young mountain
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New Order – Brotherhood [2CD Collector’s Edition]
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Miles Davis – Dig
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New Found Glory – From The Screen To Your Stereo II
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Bliss – Quiet Letters / Quiet Reconstructions
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Mirah – C’Mon Miracle
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The Be Good Tanyas
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Attila
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Entombed Thread
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The Who – Odds & Sods
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UB40 – Labour of Love
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Murder By Death – Red of tooth and claw
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Ben Lee – Breathing Tornados
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———Random———

WTH?!
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Spycats
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Simple Solution for DVD Ripping (for free)
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Underworld Rise Of The Lycans – Screener
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51st Annual Grammy Awards
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NUMB3RS – Season 5
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ER – Season 15
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The Count of Monte Cristo
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
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American Dad – Seasons 1-4
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The L Word – All Seasons
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———Sleaziness———

Jenni Lee Barely Legal
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Sandra Shine and Gina Rider fisting
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Morgana A – Presenting
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Sean Actually Knows This Chick! Just kidding
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Delta White gets fucked
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Cassia Riley [ Sexy on a sheepskin bed ]
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Sexy Cytherea And Friends
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Sean’s amatuers
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Peachez Hotel Masturbation
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Ass
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Jenni Lee
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Met Art – Natasha S – Pelixi
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Amy Ried – Anal POV
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———Audio Books———

Clive Barker – The Hellbound Heart
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The Dragon Reborn
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The Hedge Knight
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———Games———

War Leaders: Clash Of Nations
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Pariah
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———Screening Room———

Holy Crap! What Happens When A Bird Meets A Jet Engine?
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I’m On A Boat feat. T-Pain (NSFW)
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Ninja Cat (SFW)
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

10

Feb

Slash’s Wife and Her Tits of the Day

I don’t know her name, I don’t care about her name, but I do know why Slash married her, and that’s because of her quirky fashion sense, I mean just look at her dressed like a court jester or Heath Ledger as the Joker, and by court jester or Heath Ledger as the Joker, I mean, she’s got big tits.

I wonder how much rock cock this slut had to take in her before one finally got stuck in her gluey vagina….you know gluey like that time you jerked off in a jar for a couple of months and kept by your bed to see what would happen to it…before your mom made you throw it out because it was starting to stink…only her instead of a jar, a group of guys did it to her pussy. Get it?

Posted in:Slash|Tits|wife

2009

10

Feb

Bar Refaeli is the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Cover Girl of the Day

I had no idea that it was that Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition time of year. Maybe it’s because I am not a jock or into sports and feel like the best place to find my masturbation material is on the internet searching “gaping teen prostitutes with two dicks in their asshole”, but I know a lot of guys get excited when already established bikini/lingerie models get into their bikinis and lingerie, have their nipples photoshopped out, all because it makes their subscription to this shit finally make sense and worth reading.

Sure SI adds a few athlete’s and athlete wives into the bikini mix, they do the whole body painted shit, and I’ve jerked off to the magazine before, but that was in 1988 to Elle Macpherson, when nipples and porn weren’t all that available to a good Catholic 18 year old boy like me, so SI needs to get with the program and start taking spread eagled vagina shots of these whores because we all know these model bitches will do it and still can’t believe how much they get paid to just stand there in a bikini and have there pictures taken, there waiting for the catch, because if it’s too good to be true it usually is, they’ve just never been asked.

So Bar Refaeli is the new cover girl….I guess Jews Really Are Taking Over the World….

Here’s the video….

BONUS – Here’s Some Brooklyn Decker Body Paint Pictures….

And the Video…

I am sure a lot more pictures and videos are going to hit. I have to decide whether to bother with another post or just keep feeding this one or maybe I’ll just link you to the source, that sounds a lot easier and they have a staff to make these things better quality than I can, so even if those pieces of shit aren’t paying me to link, I’m just gonna link them anyway. See how complicated my life is?

To See All the SI VIDEOS of the Models and Athletes and there are a fucking lot of them…Follow this link:
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To See All the SI Photos of the Models and Athletes and there are a fucking lot of them…Follow this Link….
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To See All The Girls Get Body Painted…Follow This Link…
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Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SI|Sports Illustrated|Swimsuit Edition

2009

10

Feb

Jessica Simpson’s Short Short Concert Pics of the Day

I had these pictures lined up yesterday, but then the Grammy’s post gave me a mild heart attack that is apparently not a heart attack at all, but probably just too much caffeine making me feel like the biggest fucking pussy around, I mean other than Jessica Simpson, I hear she’s working on eating too much of everything to actually be the biggest fucking pussy around, before choking on her own neck fat before dying of a heart attack.

I am talking a pussy so big you’d take your kids on a day trip to see and maybe even drive through like one of those West Coast Redwoods. A pussy so big it’s got it’s own digestive system, that allows Jessica Simpson to eat double the ridiculously large amount of food she already consumes….

I am sure these pictures have already been plastered everywhere, but I’m not the kind of guy who does work uploading pictures to not post them, so enjoy them a second time around, since she’s not too fat to jerk off to.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Performing|Shorts

2009

10

Feb

Bridget Marquardt’s Tits with Her Boyfriend of the Day

These pics are from a couple of days ago, I am not sure where this Playboy whore and her boyfriend are going or coming from and I am not a stylist or know much about fashion, I mean just the other day I figured out that suspenders look really awesome with my sweat pants and they keep my pants from flashing the world my ass every time I bend over, unfortunately other people don’t see both the functionality and style it provides. Shit is both modern and convenient and I just get pointed at and laughed at everywhere I go. Motherfuckers think they’re peer pressure will stop me, well it won’t, I’m not stopping til every fat man out there rocks a pair of these new school cotton overalls.

That said, this Bridget Marquartd bitch’s dress is fucking ugly, it reminds me of your sci-fi fantasy club’s dress-up day, where your name was picked out of the hat to be the fairy princess or some shit because there’s no girls in the fucking club because sci-fi fantasy clubs are for losers and girls, even if they are ugly, know how to spot and avoid a fucking loser, and that’s by not going to sci-fi fantasy club meetings. .

Oh and I guess 85 year old men aren’t really her type, it was a one time gold diggin’ opportunity knocks deal, because the guy she’s with looks like he doesn’t needs his diapers changed unless it’s part of some sick role playing game only a man who fucks girls who fuck senior citizens would play.

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|cleavage|Tits

2009

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

An old friend of mine came to visit me in the hospital, he was actually the dude who urged me to go because he thought I might be dying. He’s a little anxious like that, but it’s ok, dude used to be ghetto like the rest of us but managed to climb out of the shit, get a job and a wife and kids and a house and all that shit doin’ the corporate thing. He’s still the same asshole, he just has different priorities I guess.

I gave him a call after I got out of the place to let him know that they said it was nothing and that I wasted 8 hours and he went on about how some assholes jacked his shit in the backseat of his luxury SUV parked outside the hospital. He lost his passport and iPod and all kinds of business documents and I really felt partially responsible, but have a feeling I know who did it, because these shifty fucking crackheads were walking the halls of the hospital, I guess trying to get presciptions or some shit, and this weird little ghetto black girl was screaming for the bathroom, while her monster lookin’ group home friends screamed back at her whether she wanted to skip the hospital and go back to her place to get some cold chicken…Ghetto Motherfuckers, if I see you on the street, I will kill you.

This is the kind of anger that makes me end up in hospitals with heart palpitations and high blood pressure and these are my links.

You Dick Won’t Get Hard Forever, Trust Me I Knows
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Madonna Sluts Its Up, If that’s Possible, You Decide….
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Guess the Celebrity Fatty
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Everything Looks a Little Different Drunk
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Naked Pics Of A Model Named Camille
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Mexican Wrestlers Bring Me Back to My Roots!
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Lucy Pinder Brings Valentine’s Day Early in Her Lingerie….
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Davic After the Dentist – THE REMIX
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Sarah Palin Sure Knows How to Strut in Those Hooker Boots
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I Wanna Be All Over Ann Angel
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Taos New Mexico Looks Like One Hell Of a Time
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Striptease of the Day
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Whitney Houston Was Way More Fun When She Was Smoking Crack With Bobby Brown
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You Need All the Help You Can Get
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Anna Lynne McCord Has Full Transitioned into Tranny Clown Hooker
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Adriana Lima in Some Elle Magazine See-Through Pics I would Have Posted If I Wasn’t in the Fucking Hospital All Afternoon…
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Isla Fisher Panty Upskirt on The Late Show
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Kristen Wiig As Kathy Gifford is Amazing
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Paris Hilton You Just Start Walking Around Naked Already
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Nicole Kidman Has Pretty Much Fucked Up Her Face Completely
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A Gal Who is Just Naughty By Nature
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Sophia and Melany Get Down to Business
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Porsche GT3 VERSUS Speed Bikes
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He Was a Rollerblade, So He Kind of Deserved It
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Because Going Solo is Only Good in Certain Instances
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Hemorroid Face Fight to the Death
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Isabela Will Brighten Your Day
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Let’s Watch This Magician Almost Drown, Because There is NO Such Thing As Magic
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For All You Star Wars Nerds, Which I Know There Are Many of You
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Europe Versus USA – You Be the Judge
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The Bollywood Sluts Are Really Doing It for Me Lately
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Because You Need a Way to Pass the Time Somehow
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Web Cam + Dildo = Good Times
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Fat Ass Tries to Stage Dive
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Halle Berry is Looking Good Like Always
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking Good As Aslways
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Elle McPherson Cleavage
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Pogo Sticks + Boobs = Hypnotics
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Win Money in an Oscar Pool, Then Give it To Me
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Jennifer Aniston May Be Ugly, But May She Has Got Some Great Legs
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And That’s Why You Always Use a Condom
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Courtney Love, WTF Are You Wearing?
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What Should I Eat Today?
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Here’s the Pussy Crap Dolls New Video
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The Crazy Baby Machne Lady Finally Spills The Beans
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The 47 Sexiest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models of All-Time
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Girlfriend’s Secret
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Some Dude Strikes Oil in a Girl’s Ass
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2009

10

Feb

Some Tits on the Grammy Red Carpet of the Day

This is a true story for those of you who care, I was in the middle of writing this post on the Grammy’s. I was getting all worked up about how fucking irritating they are and how I can’t stomach the bullshit they spew from Jay Z and Coldplay duets, to a bunch of rappers in black and white, to two teenage popstars claiming to be best friends, even though we all know they hate each other and jealous of each other’s success in fucking the other one’s boyfriend, to the Jonas Brother’s a Stevie Wonder and Dean Martin getting a nod years after his death, when it hit me…..

I had a dizzy spell, I fell to the ground, got back up and checked my pulse, it was beating fucking fast, like so fast I thought it was the end of my life and couldn’t even count because there was no blood getting to my fucking brain, so I called 911, then cancelled because I can’t handle the whole stretcher scene I’ll cause in my building, so I took a cab there, spent 8 hours in Emergency, had a few tests only to be told it’s either the coffee I drank, or a fucking blood clot, so if my legs swell, go back to the hospital if not, I’m good to go.

Now I don’t know about you, but I don’t fucking know what these pudgy legs look like swollen or not swollen, they always look fucking swollen to me, I’m fat as fuck, anyway, I didn’t die, but I blame this Grammy’s post for doing it to me and I wasn’t gonna let that fucker win….

That said, I wasn’t going to bother posting every picture of every celebrity asshole at the fucking Grammy’s, so I chose to only post the ones showing off their tits, because their tits are really all I care about, since I know they all have rank pussy. Yes, I used the same fucking line in the last post, repetition makes my life easier.

Either way, I felt I need to finish it and post it to celebrate being alive another day…

Audrina and her new face….if she’s there this Grammy shit must be legit

Meatloaf and Mary Kate Olsen….

Lisa Rinna and Her Plastic Body Parts…

Some Chick Who’s Last Name is Veronica Who I’ve Never Heard Of…

Marisa Miller Cuz She’s a Model and Has Tight Body, Even If She Looks Like She’s Had One Too Many Groupie Cumshots on Tour Buses in Her Youth of Many Years Ago…

The CSI Chick Fatter than Ever But Still Hotter Than All These Whores…

Paris Hilton Because I Am Friends With Some Girl Pretending To Be Her on Facebook….Not Because I Think Her Tits are Hot…

A Little Brooke Hogan Cuz She’ll Never Win a Grammy So She Goes to Dream

Nikki Cox and Her Fake Lips and Big Ol’ Tits and Her Comedian Idol Host Boyfriend…

Some American Idol Piece of Shit….

Some Wayne’s World Piece of Shit…

Some Natalie Cole Duet With Her Dead Father and By Father I Mean Tits…

Posted in:cleavage|Grammy's|Sluts|Tits

2009

09

Feb

Some Pre-Grammy Tits of the Day

The Grammy’s, despite being some staged bullshit, are a big deal for the music industry, at least I think they are, and they make a whole fucking production out of the thing. It’s like this obnoxious girl I know who like to celebrate her birthday over the course of 4 or 5 days, it’s like bitch, no one gives a fuck about your fucking birthday, why the fuck do you try to drag us all out 3 days before the fucking shit, and 3 days after the fucking shit like you’re some kind of fucking princess. The only reason we bother going to your birthday the day of your fucking birthday is because it means you’re one year closer to fucking death. I don’t mean to be morbid, but it’s the pecking order and sometimes, people and their egos deserve to be offed.

That said, I wasn’t going to bother posting every picture of every celebrity asshole at the fucking events that surrounded the Grammy’s, so I chose to only post the ones showing off their tits, because their tits are more valuable than the rest of these sluts. Most of these bitches are nobodies, I like them better than the people who think they’re somebodies…

Some chick named Dollicia Bryan and her nipple….

Monster Khloe Kardashian and Her See Through With Some Nipple Poking out Disgustingness….

Bill Mahr With His Jungle Fever…

Pregnant or Possibly Pregnant Old Lookin’ Fergie…..

Fantasia and Some Saggy Fucking Shit….

Natasha Beddingfield and Her Breast Bone Makes Me Hungry for Chicken….

Pink’s Pecs…..

Christina Milian in Her Bandage Dress, Leaving a Grammy Party… Sure, It’s Not Quite the Same Bandage She’d Need After I’m Done With Her Ass Because There’s No Hello Kitty on the Shit, But Still Hot To Me…

Bonus – Larry King’s Swining Gold Digging Whore and Her Fake Tits…

Posted in:cleavage|Pre-Grammy|Sluts|Tits

2009

09

Feb

Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens Have an Umbrella Party in Brazil of the Day

Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens brought out their umbrellas to mourn the loss of Rihanna’s innocence, not that getting pistol whipped and having her life threatened is anything new to her, I mean it’s all part of being from a shanty with an alcoholic crack addicted father, you’d expect her to be used to it and hard enough to handle pussy filled hollywood, instead of being this fucking whiner, but this post isn’t about Rihanna, it’s about Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens in Brazil and she needs to stop dominating the fucking headlines just because she got what she had coming to her.

If you’re wondering why they are there, or being secretive about the shit, it’s because they don’t want you to see the tranny prostitutes Effron hired to be in his entourage, it’s a “when in Rome” situation, you know take advantage of the local landmarks especially since they have dick.

Trannies are the only reason why Effron is in Brazil, I mean other than Tom Cruise since they are probably lovers.

Just remember it’s not gay if she’s got long hair, make up, tits and a used up asshole that’s naturally lubricated from the diseases and as easy to enter as mom of three’s pussy, you know because tranny prostitutes have loosened their shit up by inserting all kinds of things in them multiple times a day. It really is an art and not just a job.

Here are some umbrella party pics…talk about thinking you are more important than you actually are, do people actually care about them enough that they need to draw tone attention to themselves by hiding, assholes need to be brought down to reality in the form of havin’ their boat taken over by pirates who use them in the illegal organ trade. Yeah, I saw that Tourista movie, let’s hope shit is real.

Here are the first bikini pictures of Hudgens in Brazil to Hit. They are seriously SHIT quality….

Posted in:Umbrella Party|Vanessa Hudgens|Zac Effron

2009

09

Feb

Katy Perry’s Grammy Perfomance Joke of the Day

I saw a couple segments of the Grammy’s at a friend’s house. The first was Stevie Wonder’s lowest point in his career singing Superstitious with the fucking Jonas brothers. Seeing them in their fabricated, contrived dancing and performing made me almost wish I was Stevie Wonder so I wouldn’t have to see no more, because being blind may scare the fuck out of me, but seeing the Jonas brothers is a lot more painful…

The other was Katy Perry performing her painful fucking song. She did this huge production, making sure her entry was a fucking entrance everyone would remember, you know coming down from the sky like some sort of punishment from god, and despite that being obnoxious, and her tits busting out, this bitch can’t fucking dance. She was slow and awkward and looked like a fat white retiree on a cruise ship. I’ve always said this cunt was lazy, but now I’ve seen it first hand and have a harder time understanding why her and her sloppy shit is famous. Her rhythm proves she’s horrible in bed, and the only flow she has is her period and let’s hope it stays that way, because the thought of this pig reproducing depresses me.


Here are the pics, in case you miss them, since the video is garbage and Youtube will take shit down in the next 10 minutes…
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Here are some pictures of Katy Perry’s tits at some Pre-Grammy Shit….

Here are some pictures of Katy Perry’s tits at some Grammy Red Carpet Shit…..

Those tits don’t save her, she’s one ugly fuck.

Posted in:Grammy|Katy Perry

2009

09

Feb

stepFORUM of the Day

When you were sitting at home thinking about all the fun things you could do with yourself over the weekend, but couldn’t do because you have no friends, feel like shit about yourself and would rather be dead, so you played videogames and sat in your own filth until Monday rolled around, I was on a two day bender with a couple 17 year olds. Now I know the thought of getting a couple 17 year olds topless and massaging you while ripping lines of bathtub trailer park coke cut with fuckin’ draino and baby powder seems like something jerk off fantasies are made of, you didn’t see the girls I was dealing with. They were fucking disgusting, but what do you expect when you find them in a bus shelter picking through garbage for food.

I am joking, I didn’t do that this weekend, I did that a couple of summers ago but I still have nightmares about their disgusting smell so it feels like it was yesterday.

This weekend, I actually slept off a good 4 years of abuse to myself, I think I was awake for less than 3 hours the whole weekend, sometimes you need to do that to live another week.

Here is some action in the stepFORUM, check out the grammy shit, while I gather my thoughts and wake up, because I am still fucking tired.

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———Celebs———

HOT – Rachel Stevens – FHM Feb 2009 (SFW)
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Jennifer Aniston Beautiful on The Tonight Show
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Gwen Stefani – Out and about in LA
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Emma Watson at the 09′ BAFTA Awards in London
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Paris & Nicky Hilton leaving Chateau Marmont
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Ali Larter Looking hot in a tight silk dress
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Lauren Conrad, Lo Bosworth, Audrina Patridge, Stephanie Pratt
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Mikalah Gordon – 21st Birthday Party at the MGM Grand
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Eva Herzigova, Natalia Vodianova and Astrid Munoz
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Natascha Mcelhone – The Secret of Moonacre premiere
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Maria Sharapova – Gilles Toucas Photoshoot
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Ali Larter @ Day 4 of Comic Con
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Kate Walsh @ 2009 Writers Guild Awards
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———At The Grammys———

Katy Perry – *Sexy* performance at the Grammys
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Carrie Underwood – on stage at 51st Annual Grammy Awards
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Audrina Patridge @ 51st Annual Grammy Awards
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Paris Hilton @ 51st Annual Grammy Awards – Arrivals
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Miley Cyrus @ 51st Annual Grammy Awards – Arrivals
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Taylor Swift (and Miley) on red carpet of 51st Grammy Awards
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Katy Perry cleavy @ 2009 Grammy Salute
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Marisa Miller @ 51st Annual Grammy Awards – Arrivals
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Keri Hilson at Clive Davis pre-Grammy party
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Leona Lewis @ 51st Annual Grammy Awards – Arrivals
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Miley Cyrus & Taylor Swift – On stage at the 51st annual Grammys
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———Music———

The Lonely Island – Incredibad
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Blood, Sweat & Tears – The Best Of
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Motley Crue – New Tattoo
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Elton John – Love Songs
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The Hooters – Time Stand Still
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BON JOVI – Unwired
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Babes In Toyland – Fontanelle
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Joan Osborne – Righteous Love
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Big Bad Voodoo Daddy – Save My Soul
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Six Feet Under – Commandment
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MC Hammer – Platinum
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Jackie Martling -The Joke Man (comedy)
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———Audio Books———

Dune Series
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest ~ Ken Kessey
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———Random——–

Star Wars in Weird Places
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How Do You FAIL at Puking? Like this…
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Hahaha
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Find the Chewbacca My Little Pony
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———E-books———

The Kids Complete Book of Questions and Answers
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Einstein’s Enigma or Black Holes in My Bubble Bath
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Probability And Statistics: The Science Of Uncertaint
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———Movies and TV———

Thick As Thieves aka The Code
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The Addams Family – (Almost) All Episodes (single click DL)
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Welcome To Macintosh
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MONK – All Seasons
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Robotech
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Steven Spielberg’s Amazing Stories
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Married With Children – Seasons 1-11
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Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends – Seasons 1-5
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Star Trek: The Original Series
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———Sleaziness———

All Sean Does is Chew Gum and Post Amatuers…and he’s out of gum
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Young and Sucking Tits
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Cheyenne silver Videos!
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More Buttman videos
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Splittin That Shitter # 3
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Natali C – Compromessi
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Jenny McClain [Delightful Busty Blonde In Tight Shirt]
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Chloe loves the cock
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Big Ups to Sean
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Casey Batchelor [Stunning Busty Brunette]
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Liza H – Presenting
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Staci Thorn – Fitness Sluts [anal]
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

09

Feb

MIA Pregnant Performance at the Grammy’s of the Day

I know Sri Lankans, some of my favorite beer venders are Sri Lankans, and evey time I go in the fucking place, the wife is knocked the fuck up and about to explode babies all over the cigarette display case, so seeing MIA performing on her due date didn’t do much for me, except turn me on, because I know the sheer top on pregnant chick is wrong because she’s too pregnant to take out back and rape like a farm animal, hey don’t hate me, she’s the cocktease, but clearly not always one because in a few hours bitch will be naked on a bed getting a 8 pound living thing ripped out of her snatch that she got getting 8 inches shoved in her snatch the last time she wore sheer panties and everyone knows that makin’ babies does more damage emotionally and physically than rape….so maybe you should find the baby daddy and tell him what he did was wrong, and leave me the fuck alone.

On a side note, Maya, as she’s known in Montreal to the hipsters, comes through here on the regular because one of her 300 aunts owns…wait for it…a store here, and I hear she’s nothing but a sweetheart to get drunk with so I won’t dis her like she was Lily Allen, Katy Perry or Lady Gaga or that trash, and I’ll just wish her a happy pregnancy/healthy delivery/and pray from some before and after pussy shots.

See, I’m a nice guy.

Here are some pictures of her dressed like a clown, if you look closely you’ll see her baby’s hand giving you the finger, cuz motherfucker’s already a rockstar, you’d have to be to survive that hairy womb.

Posted in:MIA|Performance|Pregnant

2009

09

Feb

Some Singer Named Bethany’s Censored Porn Past of the Day

So some former member of Destiny’s Child that no one remembers has started up some new act that I am not going to bother naming because I am lazy and because no one cares. One of the girls in the group is a singer who goes by the name Bethany and bitch got fired from the group with this news hit. Here’s some of her footage from her porn past where she went by the name PINK and shit will make any producer at the Nature Channel proud. I’m not saying that cuz I am a racist, I’m saying it because I truly believe this bitch is a beast.

In other black sex news, some model named Milani Rose who I have never heard of, but assume she’s a classy black model who either poses half naked with cars, or half naked in low budget hip hop videos/magazines, or maybe even on flyers for hip hop parties or CD Inserts for those dudes who try to sell you their homemade CDs in every major city, you know because she has a fat ass and is the kind of model who probably needs to strip on the side to pay for her baby’s formula.

She used to be a hooker and this is some video of her whoring out that has hit the internet and I don’t think she’s using a condom, I guess you get paid more for that.

Posted in:Bethany|Destiny's Child

2009

09

Feb

Wrestler Chris Jericho Attacks a Female Fan of the Day

In more abuse towards women news, piece of trash Chris Jericho was rushed by some fans in Canada recently and knocked a bitch down. That’s how we like to do things here in Canada, at least that’s what I tell my wife every time I climb her like an bouncy castle and hope the bitch drops…she never does.

The point of all this is that wrestling is a fucking joke. I don’t understand and have never understood the die hard fans of this shit. They are usually socially awkward kids you’d expect to play live-action RPGs, or locally, death metal kids, and any girl who would show up to see this fucker and get his autograph deserves to be knocked the fuck down, lets hope there is brain damage and it knocks some sense into her as she spends the rest of her life bed ridden and drooling, even if the bitch is a paid actor to give this dude a little more press because even he knows he is fighting a losing battle that is legitimizing this shit or making the public think he is relevant. Maybe he doesn’t grasp the concept of intelligence, you know since he never had to really mess with it, but I like to think society is smarter than that.

Either way, he’s a cocksucker and should keep his spandex shorts for the gay bath houses he frequents at 4 am most nights of the week, even if they leave him mad enough to punch a chick, not because he hates women and vagina because they don’t feel as good as a nice muscular man’s grip or dick down his throat, but because he is frustrated that his steroid dick gets laughed and doesn’t really appreciate that he’s only relevant because he’s nothing but an asshole to fuck to the other queers. True story.

Posted in:Chris Jericho|Fans