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2012

04

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Does Baldness of the Day

Here is Rosie Huntington-Whitely continuing to remind you that there is hope for bald guys as long as they are millionaires celebrities…a goal that is really attainable for average bald men everywhere…but when jerking off you don’t have to be the loser in your fantasy…you do a good enough job at that in your everyday life….

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2012

04

Jan

Selena Gomez Pumping Gas in Tight Pants of the Day

I saw the episode of CSI where a motherfucker exploded for talking on the phone at the gas station….too bad that didn’t happen here….not cuz I want Gomez dead but because it would make things a little more interesting…Life needs to be more like bad movies…not long drawn out hell…and I figure what better way to make hat happen, than by taking these overpaid puppets and integrating them into society only to stage amazingness like exploding at gas stations….

I don’t know if that makes sense to you, but it makes sense to me…but unfortunately all we’ve got are these pics of her in tight jeans that are seriously uneventful…More nudity needed….

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2012

04

Jan

Aida Yespica Bikini Ass of the Day

I don’t know if I’ve posted these bikini pics of Aida Yespica, the south american ex model or pageant girl who has posed nude in the past, rocking out with her hot mom body and fake tits in a bikini, because I’ve posted so many bikini pics the last few weeks, it is all a blur, not to mention most of them were of this girl and her friends, because they were milking the paparazzi while the real celebs were hiding from them….but I’m posting the pics anyway…cuz I got nothing better to do…

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2012

04

Jan

Jack Osbourne’s Knocked Up Bitch of the Day

I wonder if she’s in it for his boyish good looks…or great personality….or maybe it’s got something to do with the fact that he’s been on TV and comes from a celebrity family that will give her good options when it comes to what nanny to hire, what day spa to spend her days at, and what exotic latino pool boy she wants to fuck cuz I predict this is a K-Fed situation, just on a way lower step on the celebrity ladder….

More importantly I wonder why I’m doing a post on Jack Osbourne’s knocked up bitch….I assume it is my biological clock ticking….or maybe the fact that I love big milk filled tits…

Posted in:Lisa Stelly

2012

04

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drinking all night alone is always a winner’s decision….waking up feeling like death is just a product of great successs in personal habits and good living….it’s got nothing to do with medicating a broken, cold, black soul and the disappointments you’ve faced your entire life…no, not at all..

That was uplifting….Here are some links to get the day started better than my day started

Maria Menounos Showing Off Her Nipples
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Sweet Cleavage Appreciation Day – Chicks With Big Tits
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Jessica Alba, Nipples and Bikini In Mexico
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Some Mouth Watering Serena Williams Bikini Pics. Dear God, Look At That Ass
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I see The Face Of Jesus Christ On Maria Shriver’s Pussy
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Rihanna Shows Off Her Nipple Ring In See Through Dress
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Sign Punch Fail
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Hot or Not: Female Athlete Edition
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Dog is Confused By iPhone Because, Well, iPhone’s Are Confusing
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7 Deadly Cities WAY More Sinful Than Las Vegas
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Jessica Barton is Super Sexy
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Aida Yespica & Claudia Galanti Have Butts
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Live Sex Shows. They Strip, You Watch
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Gorgeous Chick and Huge Tits – VIDEO
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Who Is The Hottest Chick In the Game Right Now?
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Nadya Suleman is a Fucking Idiot and I Hope She Disappears
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2012

03

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Flirting with seniors can be so rewarding, they are so sweet and kind and lonely that it feels good to visit them at the old folks and pretend you are a long lost relative in efforts to work your way into the will….unless you get one who actually takes a liking to you and goes from being cute granny full of baking experience to dried up slut who hasn’t fucked in 2 decades but who has thought about it everyay the last two decades, cuz it puts a real speed bump in your strategy when you have to fuck your way into the will…especially if the bitch that is ready to take it like a fucking prostitute is in her early 90s…all floppy sand paper pussy….what did you do this afternoon?

Here are the stepLINKS….

Rooney Mara Is the New Megan Fox in the Ways That She Needs to Learn to STFU
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Courtney Stodden is Floor Flashing. Wait, What?
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25 Athletes That Make Better Models
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Epic Car Jump
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Rachel McAdams Hot in Glamor
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More Reese Witherspoon DUmpy Bathing Suit Pics
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Live Web Cam Sluts Get Their Freak On
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This is Probably The Worst Way to Get Woken Up, Or One Of Them Anyways
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Jenna Will Make You Think Naughty Thoughts
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6 Laughably Overpriced Celebrity Products
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The 12 Girls to Watch in 2012
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Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
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You May Disagree But I’d Rather Fuck Courtney Love Than Gwenyth Paltrow
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IDLYITW: Hottest Chicks Of 2011
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Free Cam Cam Shows. Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Hot Blonde Gets Nailed With a Strap On
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She Wants You to Pound Her Muffin – VIDEO
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5 NBA Teams with the Hottest Celebrity Fans
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How About a Vintage Lesbian Liplock?
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More of Jessica Alba’s Body
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How About Some Rachel McAdams
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Looking Good Sweetheart Also Has a Weird Fucking Camel Toe
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Who knew Kyra Sedgwick looked this good in a bikini?
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Instant Popcorn From Korea – VIDEO
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Random Photo Shit of the Day
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“The Dictator� Trailer: Megan Fox Disses Kim Kardashian [Video]
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Ivy Snow is Sexy
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Tabitha and Kendra Get It On
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Dog Sex FAIL Hahahahaha
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Kasey is Stripping Down – VIDEO
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Kim Lee Lingerie Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Leggy Babe in the Snow? Yes Please!
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More Skinny Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Bikini Pics From Miami!
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Irina Shayk Hotness
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Preppy Guy Fight – VIDEO
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Now Here’s a Nice Little Striptease
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7 movies you didn’t realize are subtly racist
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Mischa Barton is Fucking Ugly Man
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Elisha is Curvey
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25 Craziest Fan Attacks in Sport
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Animals Sing Jingle Bells a Few Weeks Too Late
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Eva Longoria Legs in Some Mag
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Ashley Tisdale TIght Pants
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Jennifer Morrison’s Bikini
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Bar Refaeli Hot Photoshoot
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Selena Gomez Hot Wet Push Up Bra Baby Face Photoshoot
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2012

03

Jan

Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Pic on Instagram of the Day

OMG it is Hayden Panettiere in a bikini on instagram – you must be so excited you fucking loser…..OMG a girl in a bikini and not just any girl but one who has been in movies and on TV thanks to her soap whore mom….in a bikini….that’s so crazy…. you should totally try to jerk off to this because jerking off to shitty pics of girls in a bikini is totally normal, I mean why bother with all the free porn online, or even trying to get laid…especially not when the girl in the bikini is in movies and TV…all troll like, strong, and built to fucking wrestle like Hayden Panettiere….or some unsuspecting girls / ex gf’s you creep on on Facebook, cuz that is the whole point of facebook right…the bikini vacation pics?….

Either way, boring, but someone from TV in a bikini, may be good enough for you creepy fans….but definitely not spread vagina enough for me. Fuck off.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2012

03

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Promoting Valentines Day for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret are great marketers and now that January 1st has hit us, you know their Christmas rush where they make 80 percent of their revenue is behind them and the January lull that hits everyone before Valentines Day comes around making up 18 percent of the remaining 20….so why waste time, push some of the Valentines Day content out now, so people get it in their mind while brainwashing us to look using a hot bitch from South Africa….with a body our wives will probably never have because they are suburban, obese and fucking annoying…

Here are the pics of Candice Swanepoel.

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2012

03

Jan

Danielle Lineker Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day

Here is another UK Glamour Model you’ve never heard of, I’m talking serious low level lingerie model, who pretty much probably did one or two shoots in lingerie, to give her that title for when she was at the bar and could use it to pick up people more famous than her low level bottom feeting career…which led to her marrying some footballer named Gary Lineker and taking his name so everyone knows it…She’s virtually a nobody, bit in a white bikini bottom, and white bikini bottoms, often see through, allowe me to size up labia….a hobby of mine that I can’t do nearly often enough and here are some of the pics of her…

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2012

03

Jan

Reese Witherspoon’s Sloppy Bikini Ass of hte DAy

If you’ve ever wondered why Ryan Phillippe’s fucking hot young pussy….Reese Witherspoon is the reason why…..I mean sure dude’s got money, had a career, people find him hot…but he was a devoted family man after being entrapped by this full of shit southern christian pig on her first movie role, who at the time probably was insecure in her fatness and assumed she’d never end up making it in Hollywood and that this Cruel Intentions ig was just fucking fluke and amazing….so she got knocked up and he stuck with her…but the older she got, the more famous she got, the more annoying she got, the more full of shit she got and the sloppier cunt she got….never trust a jogger who looks like such a pile of fat shit…the only way she’s a jogger that makes sense is if she runs to the dessert cart at copetitive eating contests…….

And here she is rocking her middle aged body contouring bikini bottoms…


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2012

03

Jan

Jade Olivia’s Tight Little Body in a One Piece of the Day

Jade Olivia’s little waxed pussy is in a bathing suit for one of the dudes in Harry Potter…she behaves, stays skinny, and puts out becuase it will make for an easier life…one of those best not fuck this golden ticket up situations…..stay fun, be cool to be around and not bug him about bullshit like girls tend to do….at least not until he knocks her up…, cuz he’s the one with the power, the money and the ability to make her a celebrity of her own…or just give her a life she always wanted filled with glitz and glam…and regular dudes just couldn’t keep up with her expectations…so this is her legal prostituting….getting paid in catering to her self-interest lifestyle needs and wans…all while wearing a bathing suit…

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2012

03

Jan

Tamara Mellon’s High Maintenance Old Rich Pretentious Body in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Tamara Mellon and she works in fashion…She’s older, superficial, rich, probably high maintenance, annoying and pretentious….you know acting like a gay dude, but rocking a cunt that so much cock has been inside cuz she wanted to be the girl in Sex in the City, but more importantly, cuz you don’t get a billion dollar clothing/shoe company called Jimmy Choo by not sucking and fucking dick….and the good news is that in her vanity and possibly drug addiction, drive and eating disorder in her glamourous life have kept her skinny….surrounded by models and being a uppity cunt helps with that…..

Here are the pics of her hot 50 year old body.

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2012

03

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some stepNEWS…I figure more and more craziness is going to hit because just hanging outside the Holiday Inn here was on another level of insane in my small town…I’m talking crazy drunk kids fighting, girls in miniskirts going nuts and police arresting…and there’s a whole weird world of people out there…but this is what I’ve got so far….

Coach’s Kid Upstages Dad with Nose Pick
When University of Houston coach Tony Levine went before reporters to talk about his team’s win over Penn State in the TicketCity Bowl on Monday, he never dreamed he’d be upstaged by his adorable daughter Willa.

Teen: Shot over Air Jordan Sneakers
A teenager says he was shot over Air Jordan sneakers in Redford, Michigan.

Mummer Brawl In South Philly
Philadelphia police are looking at a video of Mummers brawling in South Philadelphia.The fight happened near the corner of 2nd and Pierce streets on Monday night, after the parade.

New Years Partygoers In Denver Locked Out Of Hotel Rooms
Due to a keycard issue at a Denver Marriott were locked out of their rooms

Philadelphia Parking Authority Tickets Transplant Patient Who Fed Meter
The PPA strikes again after a kidney transplant patient gets a ticket after he paid a parking meter in full.

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2012

03

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

The good thing about mom pussy is anal sex. That’s the beacon of light in dealing with never feeling anything from sex with a mom cuz your cock is small…

I guess clenching an ass is far easier than clenching a cunt…and the mom is more open minded to it especially after child birth…maybe because of shitting on the birthing table, maybe because of losing their dignity after being poked and exposed to rooms full of people, or maybe cuz their perineum is cut to make room for the baby….more importanly…mom’s just want to feel sexy and know their vaginas aren’t what they used to be…..and just want to satisfy….

Who knows…it is all speculation and here’s Alba’s mom body in a bikini….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

03

Jan

Rocsi’s in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Her name is Roxanne, but she’s so urban she got herself a street name and goes by Rocsi….she also got a job on BET and more importantly she got herself Rafael Saadiq a Grammy winning musician and music producer who she’s on vacation with….and who probably bankrolls her bullshit…because fucking the hot host of some BET Bullshit’s face is more fun than fucking the other groupies, cuz she’s in the industry and has access to all the rappers, but she chose him….a serious conquest.

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