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2010

20

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Ridiculous Stage Performance of the Day

Seeing Paris Hilton in her racing suit wasn’t enough Paris Hilton for one day….you know since she’s disappeared the last couple years from being burnt out from being famous for nothing…but more importantly, because we lost interest in her.

Paris Hilton is like a tranny, addicted to cock, addicted to being the center of attention, not worried about being tacky or trashy, acting all glamorous and glittery, while looking hard faced and cheap, only I know she has a vagina because I have seen it a bunch of times from various states of getting penis inside her to just casually getting out of her car….so being a tranny can’t be the explanation behind this embarrassing low budget burlesque show she’s putting on in Spain….but being cheesy, mainstream, boring and obvious probably clearly can…..and the worst thing in all this is that I’d totally tongue fuck her during an outbreak cuz I’ll stick my mouth in anything…I just can’t understand how Paris Hilton isn’t a gay man..It really fucks with my head..but not as much as her bloated 30 year old coke body….

If you want to see the shitty videos of the shitty event – you can check out youtube HERE , I did the work for you already…

Here are the pics of her in some drugged out party monster disco bullshit that isn’t hot, but that is very very funny….

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2010

20

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Tits Busting Out of her Cameltoe Suit of the Day

Paris Hilton is on some international comeback tour and I don’t really know what she is coming back from…other than being caught with cocaine in her pussy…cuz people love cocaine especially bitches with too much money and serious daddy issues that lead to using her cunt as a tool to get by…..proven in this cameltoe suit that’s being swallowed up her herpes-ridden labia…but this is Paris Hilton we’re talking about….she could be wearing the thickest snowpants and still get a cameltoe….that’s just one of the perks of having a used up loose fitting vagina….because cameltoes get you noticed….and I guess so does ridiculous push-up bras that make you look like your flat chested pornstar ass has tits….

What it comes down to is that this is a good look for her. I’m ready for “my second night in Paris” to be released…cuz I know it’s coming…even if she’s a little old for this shit….

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2010

20

Dec

Cameron Diaz Menopausal in a BIkini of the Day

I have seen menopausal women many times before…and if they aren’t round butterball turkey looking motherfuckers…but instead the kind of menopausal woman who tries to take care of herself by hitting the gym hoping at least one low level trainer will pretend to want to fuck her in exchange for 100 dollars a session….you know the kind of menopausal woman who is trying to hold onto her youth and who wants to maintain her looks so hard she’s on special diets cuz her life revolves around being attractive, only to be counter productive thanks to all the hard living pretty much turning herself into a dude cuz of all the weight training and from her tired uterus from all the abortions, contraceptives and HPV have taken their toll and can’t produce lady hormones anymore….but I’m just speculating based on her rectangular shape…


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2010

20

Dec

Megan Fox is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some skinny Megan Fox in a bikini pictures to start my day. I saw them yesterday but couldn’t bring myself to post them, because that is just the kind of blogger I am. I don’t care enough to bother, but in my defense I was very very very fucking hung over, like practically dying hungover cuz that’s just what I do to myself…

That said she looks awesome, tight bodied and amazing and that’s really all I look for in a girl trying to work her way back into our hearts after realizing she isn’t shit and she doesn’t fucking matter and that she can easily be replaced.

This is good effort from a cunt who thinks she is hotter than she is, and luckily I have a soft spot for skinny girls with shitty tattoos. It reminds me of fucking homeless teens I meet at bus stops or what I like to call….Heaven.

Either way, I think I can see a bit of David from 90201′s pussy lip trying to get attention and I’m down. Keep up the bottom feeding you useless cunt.

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2010

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am half drunk and hunting Christmas Holiday parties, I figure this is my last couple days to really maximize on drunken low level employees who are willing to put out when they are too drunk to realize you aren’t actually their boss or coworker, but instead some low level pervert looking for low level pussy…I will try to take pictures…cuz I think OG content is the key to getting more than one reader on this site…..I mean along with adding me to Facebook….


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A Lot More Coco Ass Shots for those of you who care
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Father Christmas Fucked My Pussy is the Holiday Song of Our Generation – VIDEO
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Guess That Celebrity Car
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This is the one thing in the DrunkenStepfather Holiday Gift Guide that Isn’t a Vagina
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Find Your New Internet Girlfriend Here
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Kim Kardashian’s Latest Publicity Stunt is Celibacy
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Jamie Eason Knows How to Rock a Bikini Proper
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Jamie Lynn Sigler Works a Lollipop
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Girlfriend Masterbates in the Back of Her Car – VIDEO
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2010 NCAA Bowl Games: Who Has The Hotter Cheerleaders?
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Now THESE Are Some Good Time Girls
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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UK TV Host Julia Bradbury Nipple Peek
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Gwenyth Platrow's Mother Totally Sold Him Out
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Taylor Momsen Gothic And Slutty, Which Really Isn’t Anything New
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Emanuela de Paula
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Psychotic Psychics and General Sluttiness on the Real House Wives – VIDEO
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Deserves Your Full Undivided Attention
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Adriana Lima Gallery
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A Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Have You Met Melany Doucette
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From Sex Tapes To Drug Charges: That Little Token Black Boy From “Smallville” Is Failing Hard
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Cool or Creepy? Adult Company Makes Sex Game For Microsoft New Kinect Game System for XBOX
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Gotta Love Capri Anderson
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Shawna Lenee & Missy Stone Get It On
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Odette Yustman is Super Hot
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Shannan Click Lingerie Gallery
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LA Hottie in Spandex
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I WANT THIS JOB! Featuring Candice Swanepoel at VS Fitting Room
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And MORE Odette Yustman
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And ANOTHER Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Snoop Dogg Smokes Christmas
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MMA Off-the-Cage Kick in the Face
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Gotta Love Watching Out For Some Hotties
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Remember When I Said Earlier That There's Totally Gonna Be a Demi Lovato Sex Tape?
Well Guess What, That Shit is Gonna Drop Any Day Now
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Briana Lee Covers Herself in Choclate Sauce
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Sam Lufti Is Lindsay Lohan’s Stalker
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Karen Gillan Is Out Of This Freaking World
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11 celebs with d-ck sucking lips! ha!
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Coco Spreads Them Wide For Twitter
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Taylor Momsen: Gothic And Slutty
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Remembering The Girls Next Door, Buck Nekkid!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

17

Dec

Cute Girl Burping is a Weird Fetish of the Day

I guess it is just as easy as finding a cute young girl and making her burp disgustingness on camera to hit a million views on Youtube. I wonder if this bitch is gonna be the next Bieber, you know with her own TV show, IMAX movie and record deal….but I have a feeling she’ll be more of a fetish actor…..cuz let’s face it, she already is.

Thanks Russia.

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2010

17

Dec

Coco’s Big Fat Ass on Twitter of the DAy

Coco posted this picture saying “Happy Thong Thursday”…which I assume is the extent of her vocabulary and capabilities because hookers, strippers and low level pussy with real fat asses they used to lock a rapper into marriage for the good life have pretty limited resources….and in Coco’s case those resources may be enough to keep her white trash self alive if she ever got caught in a natural disaster and had no access to food for a month….cuz that ass is fucking fat…Unfortunately, I find the whole thing pretty disgusting and not worth celebrating….but you probably don’t, so here is the picture….

Posted in:Coco

2010

17

Dec

Candice Swanepoel in Her Bikini of the Day

I spent at least 10 minutes today looking at pictures of a fat girl in her bikini, making these pictures of a tight, amazing, model bod ass a nice breath of fresh air…even if they are exactly the same as every other bikini catalog picture out there….It just just reminds me that more pussy should come packaged like this…and some scientists seriously need to figure out how to designe pussy to look like this cuz I’m tired of pussy coming any other way….even if Candice Swanepoel statistically has HIV cuz she’s from South Africa and that’s just what the numbers say…I’d still like to crawl up inside her, even if it means impending death…not that AIDS is really a death sentence at all…you can live at least 20 years…

Either way…here are the pics to inspire you to hate your wife more than you already do….

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2010

17

Dec

Lara Stone Topless in Plaster for Vogue of the Day

Lara Stone tried to sue me once….She claimed I invaded her privacy cuz before she married some loser comedian she issued some no publicity order that I guess only exists in Europe, making anyone who took the pics or posted the pics a criminal….So naturally I fucking hate this gapped-tooth cunt.

But she got Topless in Vogue…and I’ve been more drawn into these fashion photoshoots by real photographers that the shitty caliber paparazzi pictures I normally post….I guess I’m getting more sophisticated….

Sure you can’t really see any nipple, and it brings back memories of covering a bitch in cake batter and licking it off, as well as a dream I once had where I had the most outrageous orgasm that it made the bitch look like she was getting a mold made for her sex doll/rubber vagina toy/ Wax Figure…..

Here are the pics.

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