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2010

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

She has a tattoo, so she’s gotta be 18. Don’t call me a pervert…..On a side note, I have been getting hate mail:

shit i almost deleted you off my facebook friends list for that comment about Kelly Osborne

and

how much did kelly osbourne pay your ass to say shes looking hott
gross….

I had no idea what they were talking about, so I want to address yesterday’s stepLINKS where I wrote “I can’t believe I am saying this, Kelly Osbourne is Looking Hot”. I don’t find hot celebrities hot, so I sure as hell don’t find pigs like Kelly Osbourne hot, not even when I am ridiculous horny and willing to fuck anyone, even the dead Inuit prostitute on the sidewalk, that I couldn’t drag aside to get down with, cuz there were a group of “good” people were calling an ambulance for her, but I sure as hell wouldn’t do that to Osbourne’s twat.

I did not mean my statement in a good way. I don’t know what I meant…I just know I wanna take it back.

Fuck yourself and click my stepLINKS…

Really Cool Fucking T-Shirts – Get on This – Before It’s Too Late
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Lindsay Lohan Most Probably Hit a Baby With Her Car
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Jersey Shore Wanna Bees Making The Us Open Exciting! BRAWL IN THE STANDS – VIDEO
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Friday Night Sex Show Anyone?
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Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore TItty Action
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Katy Perry Makin’ Sexy Faces…That Aren’t Sexy…But You Can See Her Tits….
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30 Pics of JLO’s Fat Ass
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Rita is Absolutly Perfect – VIDEO
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The 20 Dumbest Sports Staduiums Ever Built
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Karissa Shannon Tit Slip on the Red Carpet
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How Hot Would a Blake Lively/Victoria Beckham Cat Fight Be?
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Sammi and Her Hot Self Pics
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There Really is Nothing Like a Hot Lotioned Up Slut
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Coco is an Oily Workout Whore
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Elisabetta Canalis Is s Smug Fucking Bitch, And That Makes Her More Sexy Than Ever
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Jamie-Lynn Sigler is Totally Looking Bangable
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Ballerina Slut FAIL – VIDEO
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A Collection of Beach Boobies, Because Summer is Almost Over
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The Things I Would Do to Raquel
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Jaydan Cole Gets Nasty With Some Friends
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Jessica Alba Uses “Airport Bra Outfit” As Final “Machete” Marketing Push!
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Confirmed!!!! Jesse James is Totally Letting Scat Von D Slobber All Over His Cock
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3 Movie Jobs That Look Awesome But Aren’t As Awesome in Real Life
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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Jessica Szohr is So Hot It’s Just Too Much
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Jennifer Aniston is Sucking Up Lindsay Lohan’s Sloppy Seconds
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Jana Gets Dow With HEr Glass Dildo – VIDEO
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Bianca Gascoigne Gallery
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A Nice Collection of the 90210 Sluts
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A Collection of Copenhagen Party Sluts
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Busty Teen Gets Nasty on the Web Cam – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba is Looking Leggy and Sexy
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A Streakers Love Story – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fifteen Funny Advertisement Juxtapositions
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Bleep Bloop: America’s Next Top Model
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Kayla is Hot Outdoors
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Twitter Post Possibly Proves That Paris Lied About Purse
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Ashley Bulgari is a Great Way to End the Day
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This American “Brothel Life”
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IF you Didn’t See the US Open Fight –
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That Karissa Shannon Twat Boob Slip and Upskirt for Attention – She’s in Playboy…This is her Trick…What a cunt…
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2010

03

Sep

Annoying Girl in Bikini Pretending to be Crazy of the Day

I am all for girls in bikinis, I just can’t stand annoying bitches trying to be funny, by being annoying as fuck. You see, if this was a real crazy person, and not some loser, who I can tell has bush, based on her behavior, this would be on another level of amazing, but instead it’s just try-hard annoyingness….that so many people have been watching…that I figured I should help the cause…

Posted in:Bikini Girl

2010

03

Sep

Taylor Momsen Does the Lady Gaga of the Day

I recognize this weak chin, wonky face, stupid hair weirdness anywhere…It’s fucking Lady Gaga doing trying to sneak onto the set of Gossip Girl dressed as a teenage girl, a little slimmer and taller than usual, but just as fucking lame, obvious and boring….I’m onto her….infiltrating our lives on all fucking levels like the monster she fucking is….someone needs to shoot her.

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2010

03

Sep

Sloppy Jersey Shore Trash Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day

You may be one of the many idiots who buy into this Jersey Shore bullshit and neglect the fact that the girls you are watching are not only half retarded MTV pawns used to make the network money, they are not only cheesy mainstream looking and acting girls who irritate me when I happen to go to shitty bars people lke that dance on tables with their bottles of goose, but they are fucking ugly as hell. Seriously, fake tits can’t save this beast, she’s disgusting and if you think otherwise, you’re fucking disgusting to. Kill yourself.

Ugly or not, Disgusting or not, Vile or not, I am posting this cuz I have no choice…any half famous bitch I see in a bikini ends up on this site….it’s what I do…Kill yourself….


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2010

03

Sep

Mark Wahlberg’s Wife in a Shitty See Through of the Day

I don’t know, Mark Wahlberg was seen as a pretty desirable man, he was an underwear model, a Good Vibration One Hit Wonder popstar, he was a Successful actor, he produces one of the most popular shows on TV, he seriously could have done a hell of a lot better for himself in terms of pussy he locked himself down to….

I guess it’s one of those slip of the condom, trapped by the groupie, who insists on taking your laod for exactly this reason, and him responding to it in a decent way, that didn’t involve throwing her manipulative pregnant ass down the stairs….

Here she is showing off some bra….

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2010

03

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

It’s a long weekend, people have already saved up sick days and vacation days to make it a four day weekend, because when you work for the man, that’s what you focus your energy on….cuz shit jobs mean all you care about is escaping it….

So you probably aren’t here to appreciate the stepNEWS and either am I…

Fan Fight at US Open
Dude gets slapped, chaos ensues

Married Chilean Miner’s Affair Exposed
A married Chilean miner’s wife showed up to support him, only to meet his girlfriend

Peep Hole Found in PA Courthouse

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

03

Sep

Aspiring Models Nude for Fashion of the Day

Ceci Barros, Rocio Somoza and Allison Lopez are topless…..I don’t know who these cunts are either, I just know they are aspiring models who are willing to get topless for money or to advance their careers and I think that’s something worth celebrating. These are probably some of the same girls who just 2 years ago, before deciding they had the chance to make it as models, wouldn’t get naked on camera for anyone, but now all of a sudden, it’s just business.

Sure lots of girls have this attitude, because they are whores, but I still think not enough girls strip down for personal gain…So they need to stop wasting their time doing the masters degrees, law degrees and doctorates, because education doesn’t pay…getting naked does…

This is just where we are at in the world, not that getting naked for money is a new thing, it’s just that it’s more mainstream thing thanks to the Internet, cuz girls who never would have got naked this easily are, cuz we are desentized and they know what it takes to keep the fuck up….

As long as you spin that there is personal gain in the mix for them, and I’ve learned that a dude jerking off to them isn’t quite enough…they seem pretty inclined to deliver the goods…

So here are some “model” tit, you probably wouldn’t have been able to see prior to them deciding they want to be models, but now shit’s all over the internet…WTF. OMG.

Posted in:Aspiring Whores

2010

03

Sep

Cheryl Cole in Some Self Promotion Calendar Bullshit of the Day

Sometimes I have nothing to say…..This is one of those times. I usually rant about a bitch, make fun of her interracial failed marriage, talk about her prison tattoos she got back when she must have been a stripper….maybe make fun of her attempt to make it in America as a solo artist because her experience in Girls Aloud, or what I like to call the bootleg Spice Girls, cuz they are a record label contrived bullshit band, but it made her feel confident enough to go out there on her own…all because she got noticed for being the hot one we all want to fuck…and in doing this she decided to release her own Calendar, like she’s part of the Library or Fire Department trying to make money for their Christmas party, or some bullshit Charity, even though no one uses Calendars anymore, not even the elderly trying to keep track of their doctor’s appointments, friends death anniversaries and family’s birthdays, they use iPhones, they use computers, and they don’t really need to hang this up on their wall, or in their closet, not even for teenage boys to jerk off to, cuz of this thing called the Internet….so I really don’t know who she’s catering or marketing herelf to and I don’t really care, cuz she’s hot…

I guess this wasn’t one of those times that I had nothing to say….like I thought it was…I am usually wrong so it does only make sense…

Posted in:Cheryl Cole

2010

03

Sep

Olivia Munn does GQ in her Panties of the Day

I hate Olivia Munn because I am onto her scam. She’s a bottom feeding piece of shit who happens to have a decent PR company behind her. She landed a cable show that no one expected anyone to really watch, that catered to virgin losers, and threw her in the mix as the “hot” chick who understood virgin losers and virgin loser issues, like videogames, technology, the internet, comic books and a variety of loser virgin things that lead to virgin losers thinking they had a chance with her, and that despite her not being as hot as the Hentai porn they jerk off to, her personality and understanding of them just takes her to another level.

It’s a scam, she was never into that shit, she just knew she was onto something when she found out how virgin losers think, and the loyalty they have to people who bother talking to them.

I know for a fact Olivia Munn was not a geek in high school, but the girl trying to fit in with the hot girls, snobbing out the geeks, before she realized shit will carry her career and land her in magazines the pretty girls she once tried to fit in with never will.

I fucking hate this lying cunt and I don’t find her fun, funny, interesting, cool, or anything other than annoying. I just hope God punishes her for all the manipulation she has done to weak minded people for personal gain.

Fucking cunt.

But on a sidenote, I was featured on her G4 TV show once, unfortunately the only TV coverage I’ve ever had…but I think they were just trying to fool me into liking her….well it didn’t fucking work.

Here are her panties in GQ like she was an actual model, even though she clearly is not…

This is really like some Tila Tequila being popular on Myspace so they gave her a show…only of a lesser quality….

I should stop this post now….fine….I will.

Posted in:Olivia Munn

2010

03

Sep

Raquel Zimmermann’s Titties for Vogue Nippon of the Day

When I was in High School, Nippon meant the girl in gym class didn’t have a sports bra, but she did have much more developed tits that the other girls, cuz her nipples looked like they were about to rip through her shirt, like my dick was about to rip through my jogging pants, hand it not been 2 inches long…something girls may point and laugh at cuz it gives them no satisfaction, but my life goal was never to get girls off, it was to get myself off, and really if you have 30 bucks, you can pay for pussy approval, while benefitting from all the good small penis problems, like not having embarrasing moments in public. Fuck you.

Apparently, Nippon is also a place that has a big enough fashion industry to have their very own Vogue, that books the most Jewish sounding Brazilian model, Raquel Zimmermann, to get in see through shirts….and it’s not a first for her, cuz just last week, Raquel Zimmermann went fully topless for Vogue Spain….what a slut.

Posted in:Raquel Zimmerman

2010

03

Sep

Jessica Alba Partial Nudity in The Killer Inside Me of the Day

Jessica Alba apparently got work in some movie no one heard of or saw, and she had a sex scene….

All I need in my life is a has-been mom sexing it up in the second movie role she’s had since she’s started up this whole bullshit family thing….because has been mom’s, despite the sloppy body turn me on when they give up their no-nudity clause, cuz they figure dignity and holding off doesn’t matter anymore, because people don’t actually want to see me naked, except for old times sake….

I get it, it is a recipe for success, kinda like the sex tape industry, where people, even if uninterested in the person, still want to see them get down, bringing back memories of back when they jerked off to their bikini pics daily, hoping it increases their stock and brings them back to that level of acceptance they once had….

Maybe the prude goes out the window when you’re straddled in a hospital room passing a baby through your cunt, or maybe that happens when you realize no one gives a fuck about you, but either way, I’m glad it happens….because shit like this keeps me going…even if it is a body double…which it doesn’t really look like it is….

Desperation is amazing….Naked for money always looks good to me….

Here is Some Other Pussy in the movie Named Caitlin Turner, I’ve never heard of her, but now I know what her beat up ass looks like…

Here is Alba in a see through shirt promoting some another movie someone hired her to do for old times sake…..

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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

03

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Big Titty Diet Plan of the Day


I get that this is Frozen Yogurt, but if you jack that shit up with chocolate, butter, fried potatoes, and whatever the fuck Kim Kardashian stuffed into this bowl so the public doesn’t catch onto the fact that she’s a lazy fucking slob who doesn’t take care of her pig self because the only exercise she does is walking into the gym with her gym clothes on to lock herself in the lockerroom eating and watching Youtube Videos on her phone. I know fat and dumpy when I see it, and her big tits aren’t big enough to distract me from what I know she’s gonna end up looking like…

So for the bitches out there who unfortunately idolize this pig and want to be like this pig, feel free to send me your sex tape cuz I love watching chubby girls in tacky clothes fuck black dudes, and if your body isn’tquite where you want to be, take Kardashian’s lead and eat your fat chick in training face off, to make them titties grow, just be sure to get industrial strength Spanx for when you gotta squeeze into spandex to show off your ass everyone loves, despite how dumpy the shit is, and despite how dumpy the shit is gonna get….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

02

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Those guys aren’t racist…but my stepLINKS may be…you can never tell these days….you think you know ppl and next thing you know you’re being human hunted in the backwoods on a “nature retreat” you agreed to go on because they said there would be free booze and girls in bikinis….

Kelly Osbourne In Tight Skimpy Clothes – Unfortunately…
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A John Travolta Gay Sex Scandal? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
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Cowboy is the New…Support this Awesomeness….
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Kim Kardashian Spreads Her Legs, Flashes Panties
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There’s No Such Thing as Eough Sluts For the Day
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Kelly Brooke Has Some Killer Cleavage
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Naked Whore Wrestling – VIDEO
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PARIS HILTON VS LINDSAY LOHAN: WHOíS THE BIGGER MEDIA WHORE? YOU DECIDE!
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30 Hot Reasons to Love Erin Andrews
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Naomi Campbell Panty Upskirt On A Windy Day In Venice
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Natalie Portman is Looking Hot in Red
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Let’s Watch Sasha Play Dress Up
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Jerry Lewis Has Some Words For Lindsay Lohan
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Shyla Has No Panties On
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Bad Girls Club Sexy Beach Fight – VIDEO
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Some Aleesandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Fat White Slut Thinks She Can Dance of the Day – VIDEO
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Beatrix is Open WIDE
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Some More of Britney Lookin Good in a Bikini
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Isabella Sky Gets Nasty
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I Can’t Believe I’m Even Saying This But Kelly Osbourne is Looking Hot
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Meet Lindsay Lohan’s Future Whore of a Step Sister
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10 Female Celebrities That Are Still Virgins
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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More of Jessica Alba Lookin Leggy
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John Gosselin is My Hero
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Lena Shows Off Her Pussy
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Sweet Sweet Eugenia
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The Things I Would Do to Megan Good
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Krissy is Sweet and Sexy
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Insane Cleavage
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25 Great Moments In Text Messaging History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Everyone Involved in Machete Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Whoa, Candace Cameron is Looking Hot
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Kid Attacks Another Kid with a Chair – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kelly Brooke is Lookin Hot at the Playboy Mansion
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Sunny Leone Strips Down
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Brooklyn Decker Rocks Short Shorts
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Gotta Love Caprice
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Janice Dickenson Flashes Her Cunnie For The Homeless
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Alessandra Ambrosio HOT in a VERY SEXY Lingerie Commercial Throwback
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Las Vegas Hates Paris Hilton
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

02

Sep

Sophie Turner’s Ridiculous Ass in a See Thru Dress of the Day

My relationship with Sophie Turner has been going on since the beginning of her career in America, or 3-5 months for those of you who still haven’t heard about her.

She threatened to sue me for calling her a pornstar cuz she has done everything in her power to look like a pornstar, from fake tits, to fake ass, to ideally a fake pussy, so you don’t have to get your dick dirty when you pay her the 400 dollars to fuck her on camera….unfortunately she didn’t use a Lawyer for the lawsuit, but instead her PR person, who wasn’t even smart enough to sign off as a fake lawyer, making the whole cry for fame kinda funny….

It’s like she’s an aspiring Shauna Sand….

The most fun fact about Shauna Sand impersonator Sophie Turner is that a model she worked with sent me this email last month that I never bothered with, but it is relevant today:

Hey,
I see that u really hate sophie turner! So let me tell u more about this pornstar-bitch-whore or whatever u wanna call her!!!! She is married and has a child! She just claims to be a fucking single! And she is not 26 years old! HAHA that’s so funny! I TELL U she is 29 years old! She was born 1981! Or yeah and by the way she puts paddings in her butt to make it look bigger….! That bitch is just ridiculous!

Oh shit…Scandal…here she is in a see through dress…showing off her ass….and plastic surgery hacked up whore face…Goodtimes…

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2010

02

Sep

Jessica Alba Needs to Go Back to Pregnancy of the Day

Jessica Alba needs to go back to babymaking, at least that will give her something she can pretend to be proud of, you know minor purpose in her life, cuz based on this recent publicity tour for Machete, she’s totally fuckin’ done.

Irrelevant and hated by all men for ruining herself with that whole hole in condom trick that brought her a kid that will never let her man Cash Warren leave her….

Remember, with irrelevance comes sex tapes….not that you want to see the mangled mom pussy, but I know I do….for reasons deeper than seeing a mangled mom pussy….and those reasons are that she had a no-nudity clause and I need to be reminded that when push comes to shove, all women are whores….even mothers trying to get noticed again….

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