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2010

02

Feb

Pink’s Cocaine Injury of the Day

Pink had the performance of her lifetime. She didn’t need smoke and mirrors to blow the public away. She didn’t need fashion stunts to get attention like she was Lady Gaga…. I mean unless you consider singing while not missing a beat in the midst of an acrobatic Cirque du Soleil performance that ended with getting hosed the fuck down smoke and mirrors or a nude suit with glitter covering her genitals and nipples a fashion stunt to get attention….and I guess she went and celebrated with hard cocaine use resulting in injury….

Bonus – She also brought out a cameltoe to keep the mystery as to weather she is a vagina or a penis alive….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cocaine|Injury|Pink

2010

02

Feb

Mike Tyson’s Not Raping a Bitch in a See Thru Outfit of the Day

It’s nice to see Mike Tyson gracefully dancing with a girl instead of beating and raping her and ending up in prison like he usually does, but I guess that’s only because the bitch is in a see thru outfit and following his fucking orders, cuz the second she slips up, you know bitch gets broke….he’d doing this for some televised show in another country…so I guess that’s why he’s on his best behavior…but we don’t really know went down when the cameras were turned off…I can only assume that one of them isn’t walkin’ right today thanks to being ripped in half…and we can’t really blame Tyson for it…anytime a bitch gets that close to a known rapist in a see thru outfit she’s asking for it….and I am not just saying that because I feel the “She was wearing a short skirt” excuse is legit and should get rapists off cuz we’re fucking animals and you can’t dangle a carrot in front of our faces without us trying to eat it….I’m saying it cuz Tyson is insane and a whole different breed of animal who really takes what he wants and hurts anyone who tries to stop him…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dancing|Mike Tyson|See Thru

2010

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize earlier today that I am a fucking loser. I am just as bad as the guys I make fun of who can’t get laid, hold down a job or shower. The same people who read this fucking site despite me constantly disinviting them to the party, because when Tila Tequila, the drug addict and resident insane person on twitter deleted her profile, I smiled to myself….and that depressed me…not only shoiuld I not know who Tila Tequila is but I shouldn’t even know what twitter is and the fact that I’ve had a fight with on twitter just a few months ago puts me in a whole new category of loser, but that said, I’m happy to see the bitch losing her shit. We can only hope suicide is the next stop for her….and since this post isn’t about Tila but about me, I’ve spent the day watching “Golden Palace” and it has been life changing….to think this shit was cancelled is a fucking crime worse than canceling Conan….the networks just don’t get what the people want….yes….I should be out of the house drinking but I am broke, it is cold and I can’t leave Blanche Deveroux’s sexy talk….

That said, I made friends with a racist today. I think I’ve peaked. Here are my stepLINKS….

Her Name is Nadeea and She Wears Amazing Revealing Outfits
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Rhianna is Done. Chris Brown Beat Her Up Cuz He Knew She Was Nothing But Shit. Here she is Proving it.
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More Christina Hendricks Stupid Tits
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American Gals Love Creeps – VIDEO
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Some UK Singer Named Louise Redknapp Has a See Through Dress
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You’re Own Personal Slut Search, It’s Like Star Search With Less Singing and You’re Ed McMahon
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The 10 Hottest Women Born In February
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I Knew I Heard Gays Squealing Last Night In the Midst of a Drunken Stupor
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Life Lessons With Mr T – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Shouldn’t Use a Trendmill If You’re Fat and Drunk – VIDEO
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Vanity Fair is Racist!
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I Want Some Monica Bellucci
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Stripfilm of the Day
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since I Was Told They Bleeped Out Half of What Lil Wayne Sang Last Night, Here’s the Uncut Version
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Britney Speats Let’s It All Hang Out
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Lady Gaga’s Crotch is Downright Terrifying
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This Russian Slut Was the Star of the Grammys If You Ask Me
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Pink May Have a Sparkle Bush But She Still Looks Like a Man
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Tila Tequila Bascially Went Insane on Her Twitter Yesterday and It Was Amazing
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Snooki is Such a Little Fat Blob And This Purple Dress Makes Her Look Like Grimace From Mcdonalds
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Why The Fuck I Don’t Move Somewhere Warm and Learn to Surf is Beyond Me
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Lily the vixen Strips Down
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I Love the Razzies
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Man, Woman? I Dunno You Tell Me – VIDEO
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She’s an Anal Squirter
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Carol is Masterbating Alone
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Thousands of Cucumbers Are Abused Everyday
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Now That’s Hunting!
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Seriously WTF is Up With Hayden Panty Airs Dating These Fucking Old Men
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Roseario Dawson Nipslip Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love a Teen Model
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Mmmmmm Keri Hilson
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Mandy Takes Off HEr Tight Blue Jeans
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Victoria Shows Off
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Shawna Lenee Sends Purple Haze Through Your Brain
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See Pink’s Sparkly Vagina in Motion
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Hey There Gemma
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Accidental Time Capsule
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Some More Sluts At the Grammys
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Feb

Alison Brie is Half Jewish and Half Naked in Complex of the Day

Alison Brie is a half Jewish actress on Mad Men and now she is half naked in Complex. She’s gone a long way from performing at her local Jewish Community Center where she was trying to prove that she was as Jewish than the other Jewish kids even though she was only half the Jew she wished she could be….while the real Jews had better things to do than hang at the Jewish Community Center since they didn’t come from homes with only one Jewish parent, they were comfortable in their skin and didn’t have the same identity issues, so spent their days smoking weed and yelling at their Filipino/Mexican nannies instead….

The funny thing about Alison Brie is that her and I have something in common, we both worked as clown’s at children’s birthday parties, only she ended up on TV and I ended up with a restraining order and court ordered substance abuse classes.


To See Her Slutty Half Naked Half Jewish Pics Follow This LInk
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Posted in:Alison Brie|Complex|Strips

2010

01

Feb

Sophie Turner Showin’ Off Her Body of the Day

I don’t know how old Sophie Turner is, mainly because I don’t really know who Sophie Turner is, I just know she threatened to sue me for saying she looked like a pornstar, because she looks like a fucking pornstar, but it turns out she find that offensive, because it is beneath her to fuck on camera, but it’s not beneath her to dress half naked to events, even if she looks fucking ridiculous, like a clown you probably want to fuck, despite not knowing why you want to fuck her or who she is but strictly basing it on the fact that she’s got a vagina that’s probably been worn in proper….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Body|See Thru|Sophie Turner|Tits

2010

01

Feb

Julianne Hough Has Pink Eye of the Day

Dancing with the Stars bitch who turned into a country singer – at least that’s what I’ve gathered about her from some bad skin infomercial she is endorsed – showed up to an event with pink eye and it left at least one person wondering whether she got it from letting her record exec jerk off on her face and getting some in her eye, or if he is one of those weird rich people with weird control issues who is into weird fetishes like shitting on the face of a Dancing with the Stars dancer turned country singer he just signed and the whole thing is pretty fucking disgusting but at least her nipple was hard – sometimes the little things make up for the disgusting things….like whether a bitch’s heart is still beating when lying comatose in the hospital you work at versus hittin’ up the morgue, cuz both corpses have pussies, just one is less creepy that the other, if you know what I mean….which I hope you do…because I have no fucking idea how the two are related.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Julianne Hough|Pink Eye

2010

01

Feb

Christina Aguilera’s Mom Tits of the Day

I had a bet that I would fuck Christina Aguilera at one point in my life. In 1997 it seemed like it was possible. She was a good girl who had years ahead of her to go sour and I was an ambitious alcoholic who was addicted to drugs and totally fucking delusional and believed I was going to get to Hollywood and find a way to stick my dick inside the bitch…but with my laziness came marrying a fat chick for security and with her lack of a father came marrying a really ugly dude and having his baby pretty much killing herself without actually killing herseland I guess the whole thing officially went sour when the guy I made the bet with died in a car accident….but I can still celebrate her fake tits like I did when they were slowly being installed in installments so that she didn’t just show up after a vacation with huge tits, throwing off her 10 year old girl fans in a time when the world was way more sensitive….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Tits

2010

01

Feb

Shauna Sands Tits are Still Ridiculous of the Day

I don’t know why I bother posting pictures of Shauna Sand. They are always the fucking same only she’s a little older and a little haggard while remaining just as fucking useless. She’s done all her career can allow for her – from celebrity husbands to playboy to porn and she was pretty miserable at all of it. The only thing she has going for her is that she looks like a fucking monster who has raped herself a few too many times with plastic surgery and I guess there are some serious underlying issues that I think should have her kids taken away from her….and I’m not taking about her tits…because without these disgusting messes there will be nothing left to talk about her…expect maybe her grey vagina..but I try to close my eyes and pretend grey vagina’s don’t exist everytime I pay to fuck them.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Class|Shauna Sand

2010

01

Feb

Brandy Wearing Very Little Clothes of the Day

These pictures of Brandy dressed half naked and showing off her monster head is my first post to celebrate Black History month which is a lot better than last year’s effort of trying to raise money to get some airfare to get Aids in Africa, which didn’t work out too well because I only raised 60 dollars. I ended up using it on some toothless french Canadian hooker with rash instead, who had nothing to do with black history month, but she did smell like fried chicken, but that’s just a tired black stereotype I’m bored of, so it doesn’t count…

This February’s gonna be different, I am just gonna focus on watching black on blonde porn and hanging with my black friends and here’s Brandy slutting it up because slutting it up is all she has left and slutting it up worked out pretty well for her brother who landed TV shows for fucking…so maybe it’ll help turn her shit around and that’s enough of this post.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brandy|cleavage|Half Naked

2010

01

Feb

Kim Kardashian in Some Tight Pants of the Day

Disgusting pig of a woman Kim Kardashian was spotted walking down the street pretending she worked out cuz she does this whole fake staying fit lie that her body can’t really keep…but rockin’ workout gear and a protein shake that she didn’t get from suckin’ off a black dude showed some nice effort, because I guess she’s got nothing better to do with herself….

The funny in these pictures is that the dude sitting on the sideline doesn’t give a fuck about Kardashian…and bitch is in leggings and he’s got the ideal fucking view of all she has going from her…but just doesn’t even notice or stare with his dick in his hand like you would be doing, because I guess she’s got more sex appeal when she’s not stinking up the street next to you…..

Sure, it’s possible that he’s gay, and woman ass deosn’t excite him so he doesn’t check it out when it walks by, but I think fags would be the ones cumming their panties over the shit, jumping up and down screaming like little Asian girls at the New Kids on the Block concert, because Kim Kardashian is a tranny who has made it….

Either way, here are some pictures from the front….which is too bad because Kardashian is only acceptable when staring at her booty in amazement..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tights

2010

01

Feb

Drunken Mother of the Day

I don’t know what is worse, the fact that this woman went to grab a drink so she parked the kid outside the bar while she took a minute to unwind, or the fact that the bar didn’t sell to her. Seriously, who the fuck are they to decide who deserves to drink, what right do they have to involve themselves in their customer’s life and judge them. Society has gone soft. I remember an era when people didn’t care what you did with your kids cuz they are your fuckin’ kids to do what you want with them and now everyone fuckin’ meddles….assholes need to let us drink when we want to drink and fuck when we want to fuck and beat our kids when we want to beat our kids.

Posted in:Drunk|Mom

2010

01

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

It turns out that not only is Ashley Tisdale still ugly, but she also has a big vagina. Sure I’ve never seen her really tall dude’s cock before, but based on logic, shit would look pretty fucking small if it was anything under 12 inches long, and that means Ashley Tisdale’s little frame takes it all in her like it aint a fuckin’ thing….meaning your sexual fantasies about her should end right now, cuz her pussy will be about as snug on your dick as her ugly jean shorts are on ugly legs…and the real issue in all this is that bitch is a victim of positive re-inforcement. This dude tells her how hot she is and how great she is because she knows it isn’t true but likes hearing it and he know she’s insecure and can offer her the real good life. Her parents do the same for the same reasons, making her live in this little bubble I wish someone close to her would pop, so that she deals with the fact that she’s ugly, useless and not talented by self medicating like she was Lohan…or the stripper my friend recently hired to fuck for 100 dollars.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2010

01

Feb

Victoria Beckham on the Beach of the Day

Victoria Beckham was on the beach and she did what any mother of 3 should do and that was stay the fuck out of a bikini. Sure this bitch is skinny and has fake tits and in theory would be decent to see half naked like any stripper, but the truth is that any girl is good to see half naked no matter how meaty, destroyed, plastic or cold and dead their pussy is, or no matter how fat they are….because in the best case situation we can jerk off to them and best case we can laugh at them…

God knows why she’s rockin an Independent Truck Company hat, but can only assume it is because she’s taken up skateboarding and that’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beach|Victoria Beckham

2010

01

Feb

Katy Perry Knows What She’s Good for of the Day

My life is like a really shitty CD on repeat. I don’t even know if I should write about Katy Perry dressed like a mermaid for her stripshow that doesn’t involve stripping, but is equally as humiliating and takes the same level of shamelessness to exploit herself and because every day she goes out there, it’s pretty clear to all of us that she’s a fucking joke, so I guess it is only fitting that she staged being engaged with Russell Brand, a homosexual comedian in on her joke, but at least she brought out her tits, cuz that almost takes away with the fact that she’s an ugly, useless, annoying piece of shit, proving that tits do save the world, lets just hope they don’t save her world, cuz if I get polluted by her shitty songs again this summer, I will probably kill myself, and I’d rather it be her than me, even if my life is shitty, I’m not ready for it to end yet….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits

2010

01

Feb

Some Prison Erotica of the Day

Since I know you have a hard time getting laid or finding any human contact that I know you crave so much, you can always get yourself arrested, cuz with being arrested comes prison rape….I don’t know if this is serious or a joke but I am going with serious and it is pretty fucking descriptive and I don’t think that is a good thing…I just know if I was a gay dude, prison would be like a fucking dream….

Posted in:erotica|Prison Rape