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2011

04

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

A morning ritual…similar to a greasy hangover dump…similar to a morning erection….similar to jerking off as you peep on your sister getting ready for school while sniffing a pair of her dirty panties you stole from the laundry room….here’s the stepNEWS that isn’t really news….

Controversy Over Live Sex Demo at Northwestern University

NU Responds to Sex Demo Debate
Northwestern University is backtracking it’s reaction to a live sex toy demonstration after a class on Human Sexuality.

Report: BYU Player Cut For Having Sex
Brigham Young University’s basketball stars are left plotting a way to win without starting forward Brandon Davies, who was kicked off the team for having sex with his girlfriend.

Teacher Pleads Guilty to Child Porn – He’s an International Rapist
A former teacher is facing a 25-year prison sentence after admitting to a decades-long pattern of molesting teenage boys in the United States and Japan.

Investigators: Student Poisoned Teacher
A small town teacher is recovering after drinking some tainted tea. Law enforcement officials said she was poisoned by one of her students.

Caught on Tape: Mother Slaps School Bully
A Florida mother is in trouble after taking a case of school bullying into her own hands.

Woman Forced into Trunk at Knifepoint
A woman is forced into the trunk of her car and taken for a ride. She was kidnapped from an apartment complex near Southern and Alma School Road, and eventually found a half-mile away.

Scorned girlfriend seeks revenge on ex
A scorned Florida woman has taken to Ebay to get back at her ex-boyfriend.

Priest arrested for intoxication, acts bizarre while in custody
An Ohio priest is expected to appear in court tomorrow after being arrested for driving under the influence. But it’s the priest’s bizarre behavior behind bars that has police officers concerned.

Naked Man Stuck in Manhole in Gilbert, AZ
Gilbert firefighters are puzzled Thursday morning after they find a person stuck inside a manhole — naked.

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2011

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Like Charlie Sheen, or as I like to call him, the new Chuck Norris of the internet joke world, I have one speed. One gear. Pretty slow. I’m a lazy man….I like to sleep….so here are my stepLINKS…where other people covered shit I didn’t get to…cuz of that one gear. one speed. Pretty show.

#Losing.

Kacey Jordan Wins Best Whore and the Best Part About that Headline is I Didn’t Make It Up, She Actually Claimed That Title
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Lindsay Lohan Releases A Statement About Michael Lohan Releasing A Statement. Fuck This Never Ends
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Because When Sitting at Home Alone is Pathetic, But That Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Be Fun
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Man, When Britney Spears is Completely Photoshopped and Unrecognizable She Looks Pretty Hot
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The 10 Stars from the 80s Who Are Still Hot Today
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Check My Charlie Sheen Inspired T-Shirts Cuz I”m a Fashionista
#Losing.

I have another Charlie Sheen Inspired T-Shirt cuz I’m Capitalizing….
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Heidi Klum Takes Off Her G String For Jay Leno
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Joanna Kruppa Sweet Tits In A Bikini
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Epic Hood Time
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Kelly Brooke’s Shopping Spandex Ass
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Spring Break is Around the Corner, So Maximize You Vacation Getting Laid Potential Here
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Why Buy a Dildo When You Can Buy a Wine Bottle
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25 Hottest Actresses Who Would Make Even Better WWE Divas
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LOL Cat of the Day
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Jessica Biel Birthday Tits
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Kate Winslet is Totally Bangable
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Rosario Dawson, Sheena Lee, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, Satu Tuomisto Oh My
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Taylor Swift Gets Dirty In A Bikini
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Sexy Sexy Body By Budweiser
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Gabrielle Union is the Hotness
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Paula Abdul Was Held Hostage in a Speeding Car, Too Bad She Wasn’t Killed at the End Of It All
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Maybe It’s Just Me But I Think These Body Builders Could Use More Steroids
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Paula and Carla Get Nasty and I Like It
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Camille Washing May Be My New Obsession
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California Man Drives 35 Miles With His Wife On The Hood Of Their Car!!
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Teen Girl in a G-Sring and Rocking a Tramp Stamp gets Super Freaky – VIDEO
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Lucky Lesbians Ashley Jensen and Marie Mc Cray
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Anti-Gay, Anti-Sex, Pastor Arrested For Masturbating In Park
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Trailer Trash Momsen is Selling Out Slutty Shows on NYC
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Breanna is an Ass Licker
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Doutzen Kroes in Nathaniel Goldberg Photoshoot
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Alessandra Ambrosio In Brazil Vogue
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Horney Slut on Webcam, Nuff Said
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Prince Andrew Attended Naked Pool Parties With Underage Girls & Genital Organ Soaps (SHOCKER???!?!?)
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Seriously, Women Are Dumb as Shit Sometimes
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Striptease of the Day
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Lubas Tits Look Best in Black and White
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How Guyism bid a lot of money for Justin Bieber’s hair and lost
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Whitney And Bobby Brown’s Daughter Caught Sniffing Cocaine
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Here’s a Shitty Preview of Kim Kardahisn’s Shitty Video For Her Shitty Song. Man This Chick is a Whore
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Regis Giles – America’s Deadliest Teen
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Justin Bieber Is A Queen
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Watching Carmen Electra Stretch Makes Me Pull My Muscle
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A Miley Cyrus Peach Panty Upskirt
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Karissan Shannon Nose Picker
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

03

Mar

Krew Boylan Tits in Primal of the Day

Her name is Krew Boylan..All I know is she is from Australia and that she gets topless in movies I’ve never heard of cuz sometimes that’s just what you gotta do to get a paycheck without having to work a boring regular job…

I like to refer to her as the girl who’s tits pushed Britney Spears off as top post on DrunkenStepfather.com…a title that probably means nothing in the grand scheme of things, cuz the site is insignificant, but to me it’s a fucking honor and this is her trophy…and her tits…

Posted in:Krew Boylan

2011

03

Mar

Britney Spears in V Magazine of the Day

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Britney Spears was in a V magazine…unfortunately V doesn’t stand for gaping mom vagina puppet show…because if it did…maybe these pics would be interesting and not a depressing mess reminding me of what Britney Spears was before her thick neck trailer park bullshit bi-winning behavioral issues that stem from being exploited took over and made her a novelty act to like and support for old times…like a circus performer or some shit…boring and photoshopped to shit…you know in a way that Britney Spears wishes she looked like this….enjoy…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

03

Mar

Blake Lively’s Haggard Face at Some Event of the Day

It is funny to me that a bitch can play a fashionable rich girl on a TV show and for some reason all the brands and designers eat that shit up like it is fact and make her a fashion icon…This is one of those “I’m not a doctor but I play one on TV” situations…People are fucking idiots for buying into this bullshit, and they do…cuz this is America and everything we see on TV is fact…It’s like if this bitch didn’t have a series of endorsements from brands sending her free shit to get her to wear their clothes and a team of stylists telling her what to wear and a business manager coordinating how much money she gets depending on what she wears at different events, or at different times of the day, she’d be nothing but shit…average at best…shopping like the common folk, dressing herself like the common folk…and not being honored at Chanel events like she’s done anything special…when all she did was get cast on a hit TV show for a coveted market…

Fuck that noise…but you’d probably rather fuck this bitch’s face…cuz that’s just the kind of person you are…..boring…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

03

Mar

Miranda Kerr Mom Legs of the Day

I am just posting these pictures of Miranda Kerr’s legs in response to my last post on Kim Kardashian’s fat legs to show her, not that she reads this site, but in my mind she is the only person who reads my site, thanks to being crazed from syphilis, that even brand new moms are more fit than her lazy slob ass….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

03

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Leg of the Day

I saw the exact same body working the checkout line at WalMart the other day….Kim Kardashian is pretty fucking hideous….nothing but a no good, daddy issue porn star…I like repeating this because as she makes 70 million dollars a year, that would be 400 million a year if she was actually hot, and people overlook the fact that she staged this Black Dick Sucking Scene to be like her bff Paris….

She’s low grade, bottom feeder but the marketing machine and her PR people have spun the story in a way you all forget what matters….She She Was Pissed On In Video After She Fucked cuz she’s nothing but a toilet bowl of a person…a public urinal that should be shit in accidentally when drunk and trying to make friends laugh..

The only thing I’m with her on is that if I was stuck with the cunt who I won’t name that she’s with, I’d pretend to be on the phone too, cuz the cunt she is with who I won’t name is the fucking worse…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

03

Mar

Lady Gaga is the Most Offensive Outfit of the Day

I tried to ignore these pictures existed the last 3 hours. Then I figured I should post them because that’s what Lady Gaga wants me to do and I always listen to ugly girl who fake gender issues and act outrageous due to a script she has no choice but to follow in efforts to market to the gay teenager…..that’s why she’s friends with Perez. That’s why she sings that Madonna with lyrics about being a queer…It’s all fucking strategy on the corporate level. Don’t believe the lie people….money like this isn’t put into bitches like this without the best marketing people planning it out…to think she is capaable of any of this on her own is stupid of you…you’re stupid…stop believing what you read…Entertainment industry is a business and there’s no room for actual artistes in a business cuz real artists are too busy getting drunk all day….

The good thing about Gaga is that she wears underwear…cuz her face is bad enough…I can’t even try to imagine the vagina that comes stock on this machine.

Here she is modeling – cuz someone’s capitalizing on her…

Here’s the video…..

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

03

Mar

Stacy Keibler for Esquire of the Day

Esquire really wants people to know these pictures are theirs…It’s like having an annoying roommate who puts her name on her can of beans so that you don’t steal them…even though they cost 80 fucking cents you ghetto fucking bitch…or it’s like the bratty only child who invites you to his birthday party when you were growing up but who won’t let you touch the atari and instead makes you watch him play it….it’s like the short rich dude with the hot girlfriend who needs everyone to know she belongs to him…making a spectacle of the shit in the most annoying way….

We get it Esquire, you got Stacy Kiebler, a Dancing with the Stars contestant 5 years ago, to strip down into her undewear cuz she had nothing better to do with herself, you know since Dancing With The Stars was pretty much the last we saw of her legs, unless you’re one of those creepy people into wrestling and the women who are part of it….

Not that it matters…print magazines are dead….it’s just a matter of time….and here are the pictures…

Posted in:Stacy Keibler