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2010

15

Jun

Jessica Biel’s Ass is in a Jumpsuit of the Day

I am into jumpsuits. I don’t think it’s cuz I have some kind of paratropper fetish, but more that I like how one piece of clothing can touch all the good parts, and when shit’s an inch too short, it jacks up the ass like some kind of hammock I want to take a nap in or harness specifically dedicated to giving the bitch booty….

Now I don’t give a fuck about Jessica Biel, her strength, her fake relationship with Justin Timberlake so people think he’s straight, or her fashion sense, career choices or pretty much anything about her….but I dick this outfit and how it’s holdin’ her ass up like something Kim Kardashian invented in her whore workshop to keep herself relevant…cuz everyone knows if you strap shit up proper, it looks proper…

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Posted in:Jessica Biel

2010

15

Jun

Pink’s Ass is a Circus Performer of the Day


I was always curious about the dudes who used to find Pink hot. She’s built like a fucking tank and I guess I can respect someone looking for a strong woman who can handle taking the groceries in on her own, or moving furniture around the house without annoying you, but there comes a time in every relationship where you have no choice but to fuck and when that happens and she takes off her clothes only to stand there with bulging, pulsating muscles, I don’t really get how a motherfucker can get hard and pull through…I mean even if the pussy can bench press 2 plates and choke out a dick like it was wearing women’s panties and hanging from the closet in Thailand..sure some people are into anything with a cunt, and I get that ….I am a dude and I’ve done my fair share of shit..so Pink makes senseif you’re actually with the bitch, but I’m talking everyday dudes who have the option of jerking off to any music video, but for some reason choose Pink. Suspect….

I don’t know why she turned her stage show into some circus performance, and I don’t really care, it’s some weird novelty that leaves her pantsless and uninteresting, but maybe you’ll be into it, cuz you’re the kind of guy who turns on Pink’s songs everytime your mom goes grocery shopping, leaving you the opportunity to love yourself…..

Here’s a bonus zoom-in shot of Pink’s ass on stage for those of you closet cases who figure manly chicks aren’t as gay as taking the plunge into dainty men……it is more socially acceptable…

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Posted in:Pink

2010

15

Jun

Marisa Miller Video Game Ad from 2008 of the DAy

Here’s a commercial from 2008 of Marisa Miller when she was a little less haggard, showing off her hot supermodel body, playing out some Risky Business shit like she was Tom Cruise only with less dick sucking experience, which is saying a lot about Tom Cruise, because before Marisa Miller was a late bloomer Victoria’s Secret pussy, she was working low level modeling jobs and showing off her fake tits, a career that usually comes with random cocks down your throat to pay the rent.

I don’t know how legit this shit is, but I’ll post it anyway cuz it is doing the internet rounds and bitches in their underwear is always worth talking about as far as I’m concerned.

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2010

15

Jun

Katy Perry’s Naked in her New Video of the Day



Katy Perry is a fucking pig, so I’m not too sure why she thought it would be a good idea for her to get naked, but I guess it was for this reason, so people talk about how disgusting she is and show their friends how disgusting she is, getting more and more views and tricking the record label into giving her more money, but then there’s the idiot who believes what he reads and thinks this pig is worth fucking, which I guess she is, cuz she has a vagina and fat tits, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s still a fucking pig…..


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2010

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am a fucking mess today. From pepper spray to 4 days of drinking hard and sleeping in random places. To road trips to sketchy fucking stripclubs where I thought I’d get backwoods raped. So I’m posting my stepLINKS and going to go gather my thoughts either by passing the fuck out…or continuing this horrible pattern I’ve created….and that will ultimately be the fucking end of me….

Enjoy…

More Kim Kardashian in a Bikini, In Case You Hadn’t Had Enough Yet
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Kate Hudson Fucks More Than Your Slut of a Little Sister
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Because Everyone Loves Whores, And That Includes You
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Ashley Greene is Looking Hot in This Magazine Spread
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Marisa Tomei’s Sexyness Throughout The Years
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The Worst of Netflix: Lust For Freedom
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Who Has The Hottest Celebrity Fans? Celtics Or Lakers?
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The Laughs Keeps Coming at the Expense of BP, But They Pretty Much Ruined the Gulf Coast Forever, So I Think It’s a Small Price to Pay
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Eva Langoria Full Panty Flash
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Whatever, I’d Bang Emily Rossum
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Kaylani Strips Down
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Sandra Services Herself
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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And Now, The Biggest Ass I Have Ever Seen
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Topless
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Italian Marika Fruscio Nip Slip on National TV
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Well Hi There Charley Chase
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Nickie Minaj is a Dirty Slut, So Here’s Some Pics of Her
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The World Loses Another Legend…
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Vickie is Teenaged and Topless
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Karmela Sutra, Anastasia & Janessa Jordan – VIDEO
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Jenna Dewan Hotness
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Sideboobs Make Monday Bearable
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Kylie Minogue Hotness
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Bam MargeraGot His Ass Beat with a Baseball Bat and Here’s the Story
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Jelena Janson Anyone?
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Caite Upton Miss South Carolina Teen USA Poses For Maxim
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a Bunch of Sluts at the Tony Awards
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Ashleigh is Just Plain Sexy
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Damn Busty Teen. Jesus
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Jessica Biel Gets Chesty And Bootylicious On Jimmy Fallon
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The Best Of Cops Might Be The Greatest Video Ever – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katie is in Tight Gold Pants
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Chilenita Will Be a Much Needed Pick Me Up to Your Day
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The 6 Most Potentially Filthy Super Heroes
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Hahahahah Fast to the Face – VIDEO
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Lol Cat Video of the Day
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Katy Perry WTF Are You Wearing?
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Andeline is a sexy czech
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Leave Them Wanting More: How TV’s Greatest Shows Should Have Ended
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Riley Steele is Coming and She’s Coming Early
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Follow Me, I’m Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

14

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is some of the weirdness going on with real people……cuz real people are more fun to laugh at cuz they aren’t bullshit strategic tools that make other people rich…they are just retards….

Md. Police Searching for Peeping Tom
Montgomery County Police are looking for a “peeping tom” who seems to be targeting residents in North Bethesda. Police say five times since late April, a man has been spotted peering into bedroom windows during the late evening or early morning hours.

Teen beaten in case of mistaken identity
Clermont Police are rounding up suspects in a brutal beating caused by mistaken identity.

Caught on Tape: Vince Young Strip Club Assault Footage
Dallas police have confirmed former University of Texas All American and NFL quarterback Vince Young has been cited for his alleged role in an assault at a local strip club. The incident was caught on tape.

2 men arrested after posting Craigslist ad: Pot for iPad

Beauty Store Beatdown in Memphis
A shoplifter was assaulted when caught stealing from Beauty Zone in Memphis

Funny Oregon Woman Discovers Man in Storm Drain While Gardening
A man crawled into a storm drain while drunk, got stuck, and was discovered by a woman gardening who called the local fire department to get him out.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

14

Jun

Katie Holmes Tits for Old Times of the Day

I never watched Dawson’s Creek cuz I am not a chick, gay or a virgin. That shit was too fucking boring for me and it portrayed small town kids in a horrible light…you see I don’t like my small town kids acting all mature and college with an annoying vocabulary and emo issues, I want to kill people like that when I get stuck behind them in line at the coffee shop.

I want my small town kids high on meth, getting knocked up out of boredom, and doing real dirty shit that only happens to bored kids in the middle of fucking no where when they aren’t busy beating up the gay kid…..But I did think Katie Holmes was great when that movie she gets topless and killed in…

But then Tom Cruise happened….and those tits were put on lockdown, but here she is showing off tit for old times and for the Tony Awards, because as a closet gay man, the Tony Awards are the one night a year Katie Holmes can go out and slut out, cuz he’ll be too busy chocking out on cock backstage…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katie Holmes|Tits

2010

14

Jun

Amanda Seyfried is Boring as Fuck even with Nipples of the Day

She needs to step her fucking game up. This is another set of pictures of Amanda Seyfried being boring, weird, average looking and not sexed the fuck up. It offends me. She has a fucking job to do and part of that job is being half naked, naked and not this hippie mess I know has thick lesbian, tree hugging bush, cuz it holds the peanut butter for when her dog gets to work on her cunt.

I hate her. I know she’s doing this on purpose, like it’s some kind of joke to mock all of us…that’s the kid of behavior that gets a bitch beat the fuck up where I’m from…cuz no one likes a cocktease….especially when she’s making shitting facial expressions…even if her nipples are hard….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

14

Jun

Britney Spears Wonky Nipples in a Tight Pink Dress of the Day

I am always amazed by Britney Spears’ nipples because one is always aiming in another direction than the other, like siblings who can’t stand each other, and who insist on being as far away as possible from each other, despite being forced to live in the same home. If that makes sense, which it probably doesn’t, but that’s okay because either do her nipples…and keeping everything confusing keeps this post consistent….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

14

Jun

Kim Kardashian Bikini Tits Hang Out With Famous People of the Day

The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is not so much because she’s hanging with people more famous than her in Miami in hopes of feeling more relevant, not to say that Christina Aguilera is relevant, but I guess girl can sing and she has made lots of money and left her mark on the world with more than just a sex tape and a TV show no one will remember….

The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is not so much because she’s in a bikini to make sure more pictures taken of her….that’s just obvious bottom feeding ladder climbing shit…

The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is because she’s covering her fucking ass like a teenage girl who is insecure about her body cuz she’s a teenage girl at the water park, or the fat mother at the public pool in a t-shirt cuz she’s a fat fucking mother who knows she looks like shit in a bathing suit but is doing it cuz she doesn’t want to miss out of life too….

I’m guessing Kim knows her ass is all anyone cares about….but more importantly that it’s a sloppy fucking disaster of an ass that without it’s Spanx and harnesses leave her with a crime scene that isn’t good for business…..while covering it up leaves the mystery that maybe that magical shit is being hidden cuz of it’s perfection, a stigma she’s trying to let die and not feed into…yeah…I’m sure that’s the case…because her life hasn’t been one cry for attention after another….and if she had a great ass, I’m pretty sure she’d be in ass-less chaps daily…and what you see here is just staged marketing….

And the good news is that at least she’s got tits….

Bonus – Strategic Ass Peek flash – where there was just enough ass to satisfy our needs while not showing off the actual disgusting part.

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Uncategorized

2010

14

Jun

Miss USA the Arab in Her Bikini to Takeover America of the Day

This bitch is some trashy lookin’ shit. I know pageants don’t attract that most wholesome of pussy, but seriously, this reminds me of some shitty poster you’d expect to find in the garage of some biker…if only knew he knew she was an Arab….

I can only assume that this bitch’s parents are dead, because if they knew she was Miss America there would be some honor killings for her culture because traditional arab people hate America because it represents everything their bible tells them is bad…mainly by giving women rights…something I am not sure I fully disagree with the Muslims on, because let’s face it, owning multiple pussy is fun, even if you wrap the shit up like a Christmas gift for you to unwrap every night…..unless you’re a heathen like Miss USA where you pretty much shit on your culture by slipping into a bikini….and I guess the oppressed women with guilty religious values are always the dirtiest in the bedroom while rebelling before getting sucked back into their shit…and I guess who really cares…here are the pics…making a decent preview to the sex tape that is bound to hit…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

14

Jun

Maria Menounos in her Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Maria Menounos used a reliable strategy to get new twitter followers and that was by posting a picture of her in a bikini drinking a beer with some Celtics swag because every pussy knows that sports, bikinis and pussy taking picture of itself is a winning formula, but Maria Menounos doesn’t need all those cheap stunts….she had me at “Menounos” cuz every greek girl I know, despite being bottom heavy, is easy fucking anal sex, something substantially more marketable than some bullshit sports, bikini, self-taken pic…

Posted in:Bikini|Maria Menounos|Twitter

2010

14

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits in a Sports Bra of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s latest publicity stunt in trying to convince the public that she’s getting her life together thanks to the fake alcohol bracelet her fake judge was paid off to give her, to prove to the idiotic public that this is actually something that state law enforces, but more importantly that Lindsay is getting her life together and not drinking cuz if she was she’d get arrested, since everyone I know who have had multiple DUIs still drink and sometimes even drive despite not having a license anymore…because the government can’t take away our rights to drink, but our management and PR people can pretend they do, so everyone gets behind her….

I guess they think sending her to some fitness event in her sports bra will add to the story line that bitch is getting it together and not a bloated mess we previously thought she was…I generally hate sports bras, but these ones remind me less of some smothering suffocating clothing…but more like a fat chick bra you get at Wal Mart…which is a total fetish.

I really don’t care about the bullshit that is Hollywood, but I do care about the tits, so the pics are really what matter…

Stacy Keibler was there also….not that anyone cares about Stacy Keibler…but I guess she’ll take any work she can get….and I’ll take any long legs I can get…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Sportsbra

2010

14

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Tits for Bieber of the Day

I am pretty hungover cuz I went out drinking, got attacked with pepper spray and not even for trying to rape and rob a bitch of both her innocence and her purse. I spent the night soaking in milk, but unfortunately, we only had expired milk, making the whole experience way fucking shitter.

Speaking of shitty, here is shit colored public toilet Kim Kardashian on the beach with Justin Bieber….obviously a shitty publicity stunt for two people who have one thing in common, that thing being that they wish they are black, make that two things…because they also are both famous for reasons that are seriously beyond me.

This is supposed to be her nipple, all I see is some lumpy shit, that could be from back implants, or maybe just from having bad tits, cuz with every fat bitch come lumps of shit you can’t explain in various parts of her body….

Let me know if you can figure out where the nipple is, cuz I’m really not seeing it.

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Nipple

2010

11

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The worst weekend of the year is here for people in Montreal. It is Grand Prix and a whole lot of trashy fucking European Chachi motherfuckers are going to be polluting my life….

The hookers are gonna be more expensive, the shitty stripclubs that are normally empty are gonna be packed with tourists I can’t stand….the streets are going to be jammed with shit…

I tried to plan an escape, but I can’t cuz I am poor, so I’m stuck in this shit…and I think this biggest celebrity coming into town that I can try to offend and blame for Heath Ledger’s death to get onto E! is Jayde Nicole, but she isn’t even famous enough to have known Heath Ledger or really to know anyone, or for anyone to care, so I’m pretty sure I won’t bother…

Bullshit…now here are my stepLINKS….

Jennifer Lopez’s Gross Underwear Flash I thought about Doing a Post On Before Remembering that Jennifer Lopez is Old, Fat, Ugly and Uninteresting…Mom Pussy Lip Flash I’d Be All Over Though
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Megan Fox Needs to Shut Her Mouth and Look good, Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Because the Best Type of Sluts Are Sluts Who Get Naked On a Web Came
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The Horny Vampires of True Blood
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Sofia Vergara’s Hot Latina MILF Boobs
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You Should Read About The Perverts At American Apparel and Their Hiring Policies
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Adriana Lima’s Sex Bomb Photo Shoot Makes Waves
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Even Swamp Thing Got A Hard-on From A Topless Adrianne Barbeau!
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Chanelle – VIDEO
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The 20 Funniest Pictures Making Fun of Those Assholes At BP That Are Ruining our Planet
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Carrie Underwood Needs to Take That Stupid Pink Dress Off
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Who’s in the Mood to Get Mc Gangbanged?
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Lina in Looking At Herself in the Mirror…Naked
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Nicolette and a Cucumber – VIDEO
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Personally I Have No Problem With Former Miss USA Kenya Moore Taking Her Clothes Off All The Time
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Licking Things Up
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Italian Marika Fruscio Nip Slip on National TV
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A Collection of Catwalk Nip Slips
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Russel Simmons Almost Slapped a Ho at His House Party
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Say Hello To Gypsy Del Rosario
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Miley Cyrus is See Through, and Has a Sort of Panty Upskirt
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She’s Got a Fat, Purple Dildo – VIDEO
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Natalie Portman is Looking Hot
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Denise Milani’s Awesome Rack
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Hilary Duff Looks Trashy in Leopard Print
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Listen to Alisha Breathless with Orgasm
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Kim Kardashian Just Because
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Check Out Jana
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Friday Pic Dump Fun
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More Ridiculously Hot Photos Of Megan Fox In A Tiny Corset
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The 15 Best Jobs in the World
(Hint: You Don’t Have One of Them)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sasquatch Sighted in Miami! Unbelievable!
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The 5 Worst Times to Be Naked
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Girls Lez Out – VIDEO
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Who is This Mystery Lady in Lace
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How NOT to Park Your Jetski
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Sharon is in the Garden
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Teri Hatcher is Looking Hot
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HOT Brunette On Video
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Who Knew Sex in a Public Park Was Such a Nono?
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Follow Me, It’s Not Like You’re Doing Anything Else With Your Life
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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