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2011

31

May

Gina Lecompte Unknown Model Dog Walker of the Day

I’ve never done a post on Gina Lecompte. I don’t know who she is and either does the internet, but the paparazzi do, so maybe they were hired by her rich parents to help launch her career doing whatever it is that she does, or maybe they just like her tits, which is pretty much the reason I’m up on this. I’m easy like that.

I just hope THIS GINA LECOMPTE isn’t her before photoshop…

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2011

31

May

Summer Glau Flexible in a Leotard for The Cape of the Day


I don’t know who Summer Glau is, but I know she’s flexible enough for me….

Then again, the last time I fucked a girl who could get off the couch on her own was a decade ago, so I’ve got pretty low expectations when it comes to flexibility…

Apparently she has a following of virgin losers thanks to shitty gigs in shitty TV shows that gat canceled, but here she is in some shit called The Cape, wearing a leotard, doing some gynmastic shit, and as far as I’m concerned….I’m down.

She also did some Tyler Shields, fake artist photographer to the stars, video that sucks, cuz that’s just how Tyler Shields works….wearing similar outfit…cuz I guess that’s her hustle…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Summer Glau

2011

31

May

Katie Holmes Legs at the Beach of the Day

Slutty Scientologist. I mean she must not be taking her religion very seriously, maybe because it isn’t an actual religion, but a cult for Rich people who believe in a scam created by a sci-fi writer, or maybe because all of hollywood are just full of shit…

Cuz the religious people I know, or see on the street, or come knocking on my door with notices of how man is killing the world, from Jesus people, to Jews, to Arabs, they’d never be this exposed, even on the beach, not that they’d ever be on the beach, because they’re free time is sprent preaching the word of the lord or some shit…

Here are some reliously imprisioned legs on the beach cuz they are not allowed to wear a bikini cuz alien vengeance from their alien god would strike down from above…but maybe she should push the limits like a teenage girl girl rebelling against their uptight upbringing, cuz I always love watching the ex-catholic school girls masturbating with crucifixes out of spite, it’s erotic.

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2011

31

May

Everyone Notice Pippa Middleton Cuz that’s What She Wants of the Day

What it comes down to is that I want her daddy issues all over my dick…because her feelings of inadequacies when it comes to her self esteem, thanks to the successful marriage skills of her sister, put a heavy load on a bitch to pave her own way in life…I mean shit, I’m a dude who hates marriage as it is the death of all things good in life, and even I’m jealous of the Royal Wedding, and that’s her fucking sister…gotta do some real damage that makes for some real amazing dick riding…

What a slag…

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2011

31

May

Justin Timberlake Likes Manly Bitches of the Day

I’m hoping this is his family or a friend or a buisness associate or a personal assisstant or even someone he is settling with cuz he got drunk and knocked her up during some college springbreak shit he was at….or pretty much anything that he’s not having sex with….or accidentally having sex with….cuz bitch looks like a dude….hard faced and angry…something a girl like this should never be when reflecting back to all the hot pussy I know who would love to fuck Justin Timberlake…

Not that I care who Justin Timberlake sticks his dick inside, I just feel like this would be a waste of his successes….and I hate seeing people waste the golden ticket that is their life when they could be doing so much more hot pussy than they are…provided they aren’t gay.

Posted in:Justin Timberlake

2011

31

May

Kate Upton Gets Body Painted of the Day

The Kate Upton tour continues… This bitch is everywhere. I guess she knows that her 18 year old huge tits are going to be 28 year old obese tits cuz tits like this at 18 always have a stomach and ass that will always catch the fuck up ….it’s scientifically proven.

So I like her drive and ambition and appreciation for this unexpected success and fame…I like that she knows there is a timeline before she turns into Gilbert Grapes mom….especially now that every dude wants to fuck her young sloppiest bikini model body that’s still not as sloppy as your wife…but probably sloppier than she was at 18 that I’ve ever seen and she’s just gonna get sloppier…

But for now, she’s getting body painted, showing off her body, while you can think about how few dicks have probably been in her…it’s the whole 18, innocent, hot bodied, busty that’s better than good for now….

I know this is going to end in a sex tape.

Here are her friends grabbing at her tits. Amazing…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

31

May

Tori Spelling Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

These pictures would have been a lot better without a pregnant Tori Spelling in them….

I guess it’d also be a lot better if she was topless so that we could make sense of her award gap tit, or even on all fours while pregnant cuz slutty pregnant chicks, although disgusting are funny cuz you know they wish people looked at them in a way that made them feel objectified and worth fucking…

I always look on the bright side of things.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Tori Spelling

2011

31

May

Meagan Good in some See Through Pants of the Day

I still don’t know who this Meagan Good chick I want to fuck is even though I post on her often enough because I don’t watch black programming. I just can’t relate to it..but I can relate to any bitch in a pair of leggings that end up sheer while they are stretched the fuck out, exposing their colorful underwear…not because it’s ever happened to me since I don’t wear pantyhose and/or leggings but because whenever I see it I want to fuck it….

Posted in:Meagan Good

2011

31

May

Some Miley Cyrus Cankles of the Day

I don’t know what these are pictures of, but I do know I see cankles, and there is nothing like watching a girl go from a teen slut everyone wanted to fuck, to a trailer park looking ex stripper mom that fat married truckers passing through town want to fuck without commitments cuz they are not hot enough to cum all over, just not hot enough to cum inside and introduce to your friends and family…You know what I’m talking about…at least in theory…cuz the day you meet a girl willing to fuck you for money is the day you send a memo to everyone who laughed at your virginity or called you a fag…you’ll show them…I believe in you…but I don’t believe in Miley sustaining her pussy appeal now that she’s not jail bait….and here’s the pic.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

31

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I came up with a new concept of drinking one 0.5 percent alcohol beer for every real life beer…and I tested it out last night. Turns out that instead of drinking 12 beers in a night, I drink 12 beers and 12 non-alocholic beers, it was a real fucking success, the extra 1200 calories look amazing on my bikini body…no homo…

Jukebox Boodah. I Thought There Was Religious Rules Against This Type of Thing But Then Again, What do I Know
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25 Hottest Female Poker Players Ever
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Free Cams Shows Because You Are Broke and Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie
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Taekwondo Kids Will Beat Your Ass. Okay Maybe Not, But This is Awesome
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And That’s Why You Don’t Smash Into a Bridge on a Jet Ski
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More Web Cam Sluts, For You Pleasure
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Gotta Love Some Laura Dore Sexiness
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Two BFFs Get Slutty Together
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10 Early Ninties Babes That Are Still Babes Today
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Posted in:MHD

2011

31

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I don’t believe in the news….it is just propaganda.

But I do like the local news, mainly cuz I like know who grew the biggest zucchini in every town across America…but also because of all the idiots who go unnoticed cuz real news bumps their stories off the national news…

So that’s why I do this…and because the walmart upskirt guy is hysterical….

Man Charged for Wal-Mart Upskirt Videos
Edwin Bates secretly aimed a video camera up women’s skirts at a North Texas Wal-Mart, police say.

Thousands surround gang fight on Massachusetts beach
S. BOSTON – Authorities say law enforcement officials converged on Carson Beach in South Boston and broke up fights involving youths from rival gangs.

Five People Arrested for Dancing at Jefferson Memorial
A dance-in at the Jefferson Memorial led to five arrests and a violent clash with U.S. Park Police.

Porn Pics Found on ‘The Sims 3’ Website
There was shock for a Maryland Mom who thought she could protect her kids by supervising them online. Then she logged on the simulation computer gaming site “The Sims 3” and discovered dozens of pornographic images.

Lawsuit seeks $15K for rose thorn prick
A Lake Mary man is suing Winn-Dixie Stores and a flower importer for a finger prick caused by rose thorn.

Man Tells Police Parent’s Ashes in Car (surprising news for his parents)
Police say a Michigan man pulled over by police told them they could not search his car because the ashes of his dead parents were in the middle console.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I gave a very very very weak effort today. I deserve long weekends too. Even if the holidays are from other countries, or relgons, my laziness likes to experience them and take advantage of them.

I am worldly like that – Here are my stepLINKS….

Memorial Day Celebrity Accident Wrap-Up
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Rosie Huntington Whitely In a Bikini
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The Key TO Getting Girls Naked on the Internet…
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Emma Watson in a Sports Bra
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Blake Lively is Leggy While Doing the Walk of Shame
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DIY Dentist WTF
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The 50 Hottest Contestants to Ever Be On American Idol
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Sex Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Christina Hendricks Giant Tits Insanity
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Holly Peers is Totally Bangable
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Free Cam Shows Because I Know You Are on Welfare and Need Assisstance For Things Like This
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Lonely Blonde Rubs One Out
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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20 Sexy Sports Hottie Twitter Pics
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Halle Berry No Panty Upskirt
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Some Lohan, Just Because
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Teeny-Tiny String Bikini
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Kendall Jenner is Totally Having Sex and She is Only 15
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Adrienne Curry is Getting Divorced Which Mean There’s Gonna Be Some Nudes on the Way!
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How About some Bar Refaeli
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Get a Load of Rene Miller
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Mileena Has Me Thinking Dirty Throughts
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Sluts Doing Weird Shit in the Bathroom – VIDEO
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Aubrey O’Day Gets Slutty on the Beach
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Lexie and Candy Get It On – VIDEO
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Women Attracted To Angry, Mopey, & Arrogant Men – Science
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Leanna Rimes is Disgusting
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Chantelle is Busting Out
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Doutzen Koes Hotness
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Seriously WTF is This Bitch Wearing On Her Head
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I Wanna Be All Over Brittany Palmer
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Gotta Love a Slutty Blonde Teen
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Natalia and Aliz Lesbo Things Up
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Ghost Riding FAIL
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Nude Gaming Party WTF
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Holly Madison, Just Because
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Emma Watson is in a Sports Bra
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A Little Minka Kelly
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Christina Hendricks. Dear GOD will you look at them!
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15 Year Old Kendall Jenner On Birth Control…Because it’s the Kardashian Thing To Do.
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Essex Chicks In Bikinis And Awesome Camel Toes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

30

May

Aubrey O’Day in a Skimpy Bikini of the Day

This is what happens when you get fat, deny it to yourself, and slip into the bikini you used to wear when you were skinny, you end up flashing your mound to the world, while your belly hangs over it, in some kind of trailer park kiddie pool party experience you’d expect to see the drunk granny in her 40s having, but instead it’s a bottom feeding celeb hungry for both attention and food, and I guess that makes these pics awesome…

Getting naked for attention, no matter what size you are, always works for me.

Either way, shaved box…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

30

May

Ginger Spice Rape Fetish Cameltoe of the Day

Rape Fetish…

I was just thinking to myself that if anyone needs to be raped in Entertainment, it should be Geri Halliwell….but then again I come from the school of thought that believes all pussy in Hollywood deserves to be raped, so I won’t call this a coincidence but I will just say it’s touching me in all the right places as her man makes her shorts touch her in all the right places as her shorts ride up her twat. I’m emotional like that. Thanks for the tears.

Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2011

30

May

Audrina Patridge Droopy Pussy Lip in a Bikini of the Day

She may be useless, non existent, barely a celebrity with fake tits, cheesy and worse than Jersey Shore in both actions and as a TV show, but she does have a pretty fucking great bikini body…

Here are some pics of her and her no hips….and pussy lip…that is built like a set of balls…cuz one hangs lower than the other….

Posted in:Audrina Patridge