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2011

05

Aug

Rihanna’s in a White Bikini of the Day

Maybe I haven’t had enough sex today, or maybe she’s just standing next to fat chicks or maybe I’ve just been standing next to fat chicks but I think these Rihanna pics are hot…

I also love that I know people in Barbados and they they hate her for being this diva bitch with a belly, you know big fish coming home to her small pond, only to act like a big fish, when really you’re supposed to be pretty nice, humble and cool when you become that big fish, you know since you proved yourself and don’t need to shit on the people more than you already have as they pull bratty rich people from the UK around on tubes for beer money, when you can own the fucking hotel they’re working out of….

But I really love the rumors that she was a teen prostitute and that’s how she made it…cuz whoring at a young age being the gateway whoring to land a solid fucking career that’s lasted the last 4 or 5 years….should be advertised more…and maybe it’s best to keep all the Southeast asians ladyboys and Eastern Europe sex traded teens out of the marketing material…cuz their underage whoring is far less lucrative….

Here are the pics…

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2011

05

Aug

Some Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Shorts and Boots of the Day

She’s so wrecked….and I love it…From her yellowy, disgusting skin color to her lip that looks like she was punched in the face…or at least had some dental surgery or botched plastic surgery…all crooked and discount bargain basement stripper working the day shift….to the bruise on her leg…to the deeper rooted truth that is her inability to get work, maintain work, her family issues and most importantly that she was once at the top of the world…and now she’s dragging painfully along the bottomand that’s why she’s amazing…

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2011

05

Aug

Blake Lively Hard Face Showing Off Leg On Set of the DAy

Here are some boring pictures of Blake Lively’s legs on set. I just spent the last 10 minutes zooming in and out of the shit and there’s no sign of dicaprio semen dripping down her thigh…making me wonder why I’m bothering posting these…since there’s nothing but hard face, hairy neck and some long legs….when all I really want to see is a sign, any sign, of her being a little fucking slut.

Here she is in a robe so you can fantasize that you kicked her to the curb after fucking her with nothing but your robe on her back cuz she didn’t suck your dick to completition…at least that’s how I’m playing these outdoor robe pics out in my head…

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2011

05

Aug

Ashley Greene’s Tight Pants Leave Gym of the Day

Here’s Ashley Greene, or as I like to call her, the manipulator of teenagers everywhere thanks to a solid PR team who managed to use vampires and the Jonas brothers to establish herself as someone relevant and here to stay, and she’s showing off her toned, work out addicted tits as hard as she fucking can, you know really pushing them to their limits of cleavage capabilities and I assume you probably like it…cuz you are like me and like all things with vaginas as long as they aren’t fat and even if they are fat…I’ll do it cuz the vagina has that grip on me….from barnyard animals to street hookers and everything in between…making me pretty easy to fucking please…which is pretty obvious if you take a look at these pics…and see that there’s really nothing special about them, yet I’m still celebrating them….making this whole thing way weird.

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2011

05

Aug

Mandy Moore isn’t Dead of the Day

Hey, remember when Mandy Moore didn’t save her tormented best friend and ex boyfriend DJ from having a drug overdose, cuz she was likely too into herself….you know busy reflecting on her career that’s practically non existent…cuz I don’t….see cuz I don’t even remember who Mandy Moore is….and even when I think back…you know way back…I hardly thought of her as jailbait I wanted to fuck…she was all wholesome, non naked, no scandals, and that’s only good if you’re looking to get married in the suburbs or some shit, cuz suburbs have no room for dirty whores….that’s part of the reason why they suck so much…you know almos as much as these pics of Mandy Moore…for old times.

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2011

05

Aug

Anne Hathaway As Catwoman of the Day

Since fanboys depressingly run the internet….here’s Anne Hathaway as catwoman….I don’t get off to women in superhero comic book spandex shit…in fact, I find it a weird fucking fetish…..you know virgins all masturbating as they act out some fantasy comic book they’ve had since they were friendless kids….but I prefer her Naked Tits….….call me weird….

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2011

05

Aug

Horse Falls in Central Park and Woman Loses Her Shit of the Day

I hate seeing these horse drawn carriages and their homeless looking handlers who I know don’t take proper care of the animals…It actually pisses me off when tourists buy into the shit because it keeps the poor horses out of the meadow, trotting along, all free and beautiful…but instead makes them collapse….

But I love seeing crazy hick bitches who are probably in NYC for the first times totally traumatized by the shit…and I probably would be too, but I doubt I’d be videoing, I’d be giving the beautiful beast mouth to mouth cuz I’m a fucking hero like that….

Either way…funny….insane…video…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

05

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….the 12 hour videogame marathon that killed a 20 year old virgin who plays 12 hours of videogames in a row is almost funny..not cuz he died…but cuz it’s just one of those things that sounds like such a stupid way to die…

This bus shooting shit is pretty fucking next level crazy…and as someone who generally pretty bitter, resentful and hates everyone I come across…generally pretty emotionally detached and not really into caring about other people’s issues, cuz I’m more concerned with how I’m gonna get my next drink…you know someone who has been called a sociopath from a whole lot of girls I’ve had sex with and was an asshole to…but I just can’t understand why anyone would do anything like this…you know be bitter in your own miserable shit filled bubble, it’s what I do…and it’s not so bad…well it’s actually horrible…but that’s all part of the fun…cuz I know if I got shot just doing a normal daily activity cuz of some assholes. I’d be really fucking mad….crazy people need to be sorted the fuck out…..seriously this is fucking insane gangster shit….

Here’s the stepNEWS

Philadelphia Bus Shooting Caught on Video
Gunmen start shooting at a passenger-filled bus, sending the people on-board scrambling for cover as the bullets fly.

Drivers help woman swerving on roadway
wenty-one-year-old Cam Maillett, of Leominster, pulled out his cell phone and caught the whole thing on video before realizing he had to help.

12-Hour Video Game Marathon Kills Man
Death by video games? It happened in the UK to a 20-year-old. He died after a marathon 12 hours of playing video games on his Xbox.

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2011

05

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my drinking last night was at 4 in the morning when my neighbor’s teenage daughter and her friends were sprawled out on the stoop half passed out cuz I guess they got high….or drunk…puking all over the place and each other only for one of them to end up stripping out of her clothes to piss….in the middle of the fucking street in some really horrible high school movie, this is what happens when you drink and do drugs so don’t do them, life lesson that I can tell is the gateway to them being prostitutes….

Here’s to mourning….

I Think We Can All Agree That Too Much Pussy is Never a Bad Thing
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Jessica Burciaga Brings the Hotness
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NFL’s 40 Hottest Cheerleaders of 2011
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Free Cam Shows, Let the Friday Night Games Begin
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Naked Gaming Party – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Women In “Fast And Furious” Movies
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Rihanna’s Still in a Bikini
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Five Tales of People Who Fought a Shark and Won
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Two Sluts Get Freaky
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Web Cam Sluts You Can’t Help But Love
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Now Here’s a Gal I’d Like to Be All Over
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2011

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I need someone to go to events for me in LA cuz I’m not able to go….You don’t have to wear a mask but you do have to make the people in attendence feel really awkward and document it on camera….I think it will lead to a hit TV series…or not….so email me if you’re down. It doesn’t pay but it is really prestigious….

I made friends with a crazy immigrant in the park who told me that her dog doesn’t like to play but she does and she grabbed my cock…or whatever stump I have that I call a cock that lead to her laughing as she walked away to her a guy she started making out with who was 300 pounds and riding a mini bike in one of the weirdest encounters ever….one that I am still not convinced I actually saw…but was definitely in the top 5 videos that woulda gone viral that I saw but didn’t film cuz I’m not instinctive like that….

Drinking time. Follow me on TWITTER or FACEBOOK and do it fast…before they shut me down a fifth time.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Some of the Single Best Tits in a Bikini Belong to Some Slut Named Tamara Ecclestone
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Reporter “Pussy” Blooper….that is Hilarious
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Nicole Kidman Looks Like a 20$ Hooker and I Like It
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Couple Get Caught Fucking on the Beach
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Anne Hathaway in a Movie Trailer cuz She’s an Actress and Movies is What She Does
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Kristen Bell’s Sheer Party Dress is Awesome
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Ridiculous Couch Surfing Video
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Bikini Slut Does a Faceplant – VIDEO
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Gotta Love an Asian Hottie
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Rachael Morgan is all Sorts of Hot
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Amber Heard’s Great Black & White Cleavage
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Kendall Jenner is Fucking Weird Looking
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Free Cam Shows From Me to You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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She’s a Frisky Teen
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The Sexiest Off Season Wives and Girlfriends
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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God I Love Emma Stone
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Kim Karsashian, Just Because
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Belen Rodriguez Hotness
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Darya is an Olympic Hottie
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Raquel is a Whole Lot of Woman
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Bad girls Club Insanity – VIDEOP
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Ariana Jollee and Ava Rose Get It On
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Part 2
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These Chilis Look Like Dicks and It’s Hilarious
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Brunette and a Sex Toy
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Doutzen Kroes Hotness
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Gotta Love a Leggy Babe in Heels
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Bike Trick Fail – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heather Locklear Cleavage!
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Model Contest BRAWL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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10 of the Best TV Shows That Only Had One Season
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Check Out Skylar Diggins
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Octomom is Fucking Disgusting
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Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Tits that I Love on Set
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Sofia Vergara Has My Attention As Long As She Keeps Her Mouth Shut…Or Filled
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Rihanna’s Slut Parade
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Kelly Osbourne Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Big Tits To Coldplay. Makes Sense, They Both Fucking Suck
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Kristen Bell Or Rachel Bilson, Who’d You Rather
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Tanned Slut Makes Her ” Boyfriend” Cum Fast
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Greco Roman Suplex
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Tom Brady Proves Yet Again That Gisele Has a Cock….
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Kardashian Jailbait Goes to Gymnastic Class Cuz Their Mom’s Whoring Them Out Right
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Sofia Vergara’s Had Huge Tits Since She Was 13
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Helen Hunt Bikini Tits
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This Girl’s Making Out With her Reflection in the Mirror…What a Fuckign Slut
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2011

04

Aug

Bethenny Frankel 120 Million Dollar Panty Flash of the Day

Panty flashes are so fucking boring….I am tired of them….I am looking for something way more hardcore…I am also tired of these no name bitches who I have no fucking idea who they but who managed to get on TV and use that low level fame to create a brand of products that they just sold to another company for over 120 million dollars….proving that TV is still the best marketing tool and that America loves everything on TV, reminding me that I should quit the internet, get on a reality show, and launch my line of whore pussy juice energy drink that gives you an adrenaline rush for fear you’re gonna get a disease from it, but luckily when the drug that laces the shit get into your blood stream it’s all fuckin’ good…If you know what I mean…


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Posted in:Bethenny Frankel

2011

04

Aug

Eva Longoria Shitty See Through of the Day

I guess recently cheated on cuz she likely is really annoying to be around, Eva Longoria, took some time out from being a Mexican whore who no longer puts out enough to make her husbands stick around, but who instead irritates him enough with her diva spoiled cunt demands, to make him take his dick to new pussy, but who probably did once put out a lot, that’s why she’s so burnt out when it comes to sex, cuz she did manage to make it in Hollywood and making it in Hollywood, even when the script calls for Mexicans, and the producers only want the whitest most Americanized Mexicans you know all first generation and shit…it always goes to the bitch with the most fuck in her…

Either way she showed up to an event in a shitty see through shirt that showed off some black bra that might as well could be a bikini top….the kind of bra I have a deep hatred for because it is filled with lies and deceit….all thick, padded and not see through….filled with broken dreams and all misleading that there’s more than meets the eye…in a strategic outfit I find pretty fucking boring….

She needs to tap into spirit, drive, and ambition she once had…cuz if she did, I feel this outfit would have a lot more pussy lip exposed, of even just strategically crotchless pants, all ready to eat dick on command….

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2011

04

Aug

Amber Heard for Guess of the Day

Amber Heard, Lesbian for the sake of getting some media attention who doesn’t “Label herself a lesbian” but as a “Lover of love” and a “Lover of people”….who I’m pretty sure is just doing it for attention, or for people to fantasize about her, or to raise her profile and tap into the Gaga market, when everyone knows all bitches like to get eaten out, and having it done by another woman is softer thanks to the lack of facial hair….and the whole lesbian card is hardly scandalous in any fucking way…if anything it is PG-13 fantasies…and I need something far more hardcore…

Either way, she’s apparently the face of Guess, like she was Anna Nicole Smith, only with less only man on oxygen tank financier semen dripping out off her face, you know since this one’s a lesbian who isn’t a lesbian but who loves to love no matter what the genital….and I’m loving the throwback feel of the shit….so much that Guess should be paying me for this…but they aren’t….cuz I don’t consider underwear pics of a lesbian who isn’t a lesbian but a lover of love….payment no matter how hard I try to masturbate to it….

On a sidnote, if you’re wondring who Amber Heard is, she’s was the slut in The Joneses who was always naked ….she was in zombieland for a minute…and that’s about it…lesbians suck, they bore me and until Amber Heard starts taking cock again, she’s dead to me…

Posted in:Amber Heard

2011

04

Aug

Heather Locklear Tits for Old Times of the Day

Heather Locklear…..seems to be doing alright…at least her tits are…bringing back memories of masturbating to Melrose Place…not that I even remember Melrose Place…I mean that shit was on TV two decades ago…but it’s nice to know her body has held up the storm that is being married to Tommy Lee then Richie Sambora….spending the better part of 20 years having unprotected sex with groupie fuckers….making her pussy having indirect contact with population of a small town worth of pussy….and like a public washroom toilet seat…that sounds real fucking wholesome and clean….making her, even at a month away from 50 years old, all well traveled , dusty, weathered and filled with worldly scents she picked up going around the block a couple of times and that’s just her vagina….just the way I like my used up, weathered women entering the golden years of life.. with hot tits who I stare at in pictures….

Posted in:Heather Locklear

2011

04

Aug

Kristin Cavallari Tight Body Leaving the Gym of the Day

Here are some shitty pictures of Kristin Cavallari leaving the gym because when you are unemployed, but so want to be famous and noticed, you go to the fucking gym so that you don’t get fat, cuz no one likes fat chicks, even though being fat could give her a marketing hook, and get her cast in some fat people TV shows, even though no one wants to watch fat girls on TV, and America is filled with bitches built like Precious hungry for both all things edible and a minute of fame….so instead trash Cavallari just does the obvious Hollywood route that I hope ends in poverty and desperation cuz that’s always when the fun goes down cuz whatever is going on here…is hardly fun…if anything it looks sad….something that I usually see on women both before and after I have sex with them…making this almost erotic…

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