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2019

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if the highlight of my day is a sign of how useless my days are, or how amazingly laid back they are.

You know not distorted by a job, or a boss, or any deadlines…living this free spirit almost homeless life….updating a website no one cares about or reads because life should be like high school and you should change what you do every 4 years….instead I’ve squatted here for 15…

Because today’s highlight was watching a girl with big tits in a tank top, since it is summer trying to jog down the street but clearly out of fucking shape, so much so that her tits were practically hitting her in the face…and I thought to myself…perfect…we’re now done for the day…I am heading back inside to stare at the wall…like I like doing…thanks to social phobias induced by society as a whole…I want nothing to do with any of that…but this big titty jogging shit…that’s one of the greater creations of man…so it’s not ALL bad…it’s just pretty bad.

Here are some morning links….

Ellen is Selling a 25 Million Dollar Ocean Front Lesbian Palace
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Big Titty Basketball Babe with her Big Titties
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Jussie Smollett Attack Video…
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The Dumbest Scandal Ever
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Sampaio Squeezes her Portuguese Fish into Leggings
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Man Wins Lottery During Divorcee – Judge Makes Him Split it With Wife
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Father Punches Shark to Save Daughter from Attack
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Gutter Cleaner Falls off Ladder
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Sports Car Driver Beats the System
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Nancy Pelosi on Immigration….
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Trump Accuser Thinks Rape is Sexy…
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Florida Man Assaults Cashier and Learns a Simplee Lesson of White People Should Fear Black Peoeple…when did that end?
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How a Bat Pees
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Freeze Your Pipe Before you Smoke
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2019

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The other day, I was looking for my math teacher’s name because I couldn’t remember it, but assume it is just dementia…and I came across a profile of a woman I went to high school with, who wasn’t particularly hot…

Her profile pic, and every other pic of her was of this hot busty and athletic bikini girl and I thought “no 46 year old woman looks this good”…so I keep clicking and clicking and every pic of her is the same level of slutty and I notice that other people are tagging her in the pics of the same person and I’m like “what the hell happened to this girl – I don’t remember her looking anything remotely like this…not at 18….when she should have looked this good..

So I’m trying to figure out her beauty secrets, if shit was photoshopped, if she had plastic surgery…..if I have the right person…because it could be someone 24 years younger with the same name…coincidences happen…

Then I realize…it is her daughter…and realize their is nothing weirder than a mother on Facebook in her 40s, using pics of her 18 year old daughter in a bikini – as every single picture on her facebook…confusing everyone in some catfish way…it’s even weirder than when 40 year old women wear yoga pants….and again…I blame the internet.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Pam Anderson’s Crazy Girl Post about her Monster Boyfriend…
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Racist Pornstar
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Amanda Bynes Graduates Fashion School
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Britney Spears Hot Bikini Zombie
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SUV Plows into Store…
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Man VS Neighbor
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Real Life Need for Speed
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Truck Misses Stopped Traffic
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Weird Baby Jumping Festival
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Dora Madison Burge Nipple
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Gigi Hadid’s Mangled Fucking Face
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Roseanna and Andrew Dice Clay On Tour Together…
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Wait for It
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Camille Kostek is a Fucking Monster
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Shirtless Man Randomly Punches People…
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MMA Fighter Goes Ankle Deep…
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Halsey is Such Bullshit
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Naked Man Arrested at Planet Fitness
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Kelly Brook has Really Huge Tits
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Mindy Kaling Donates 40k to 40 Charities. It is a Tax Write Off and She Makes 40k an hour so it isn’t very impressive…cheap cunt
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Judi Dench is Defending Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein – Cuz Someone Needs To
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Cheating Girl Disturbing Revenge Caught on Camera
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Band Teacher Fist Fights Student
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How Bats Piss
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Farrah Abraham Pussy Lip SLip
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Wendy Williams’ Son Pleads Not Guilty….but His Mom’s a Fucking Monster
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Hollywood is Such Dog Shit…That Brad Cooper and Lady Gaga are Going To be On Screen together
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Venezuelan Army Trying to Scare US Marines…
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Truck Narrowly Misses Stopped Traffic…
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Annoying Fat Sex Therapist of the Day
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Mini Psycho
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The World’s Sexiest Weather Girl Got Dumped by her Boyfriend who Wanted to Focus on his Career as a Streamer
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SEX WORK IS NOT REAL WORK! BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF TO IT.
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BEST FROZEN PIPE FOR YOU TO SMOKE THAT PIPE
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Katie Holmes Slutty Overalls
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A Whole Lot of Fucking Nude Celebs Being Nude…
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Christina Ricci in Some Black Pants
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Audrina Patridge at Some Thee Hills Bullshit
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Terrible Leggins…
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Denise Richards in a Dress…
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Madison Beer in a Blazer…
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Madison Iseman Slutty
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Petra Nemcova – Hot Cleavage
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Gabrielle Union in a Bikini
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Farrah Abraham – Great in a Bikini…
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Maria Menounos Titties Out
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Annabelle Wallis Worth a Fuck
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Naomi Watts – Weird Dress
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Rat Cow Cleavage
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Sydney Sweeney Legs
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Kate Beckinsale at Some NBA Shit
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Kaley Cuoco in some Hippie Dress
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Hilary Duff Big Tits
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Kate Bock – Horribl Oufit
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From stepSMUT!!

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Are You Addicted to Pussy? LOOKING AT PUSSY? Here’s the Pussy.
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TUMBLR PORNO!
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Lil Miss Fit – the Reddit Nude Amateur of the Day
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Carolynne POoole Leaked Nudes
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Beach Dick Sucker
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These Two are Just asking for Bad Luck
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Some WTF is That….
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Drunk Girls
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Big Titty Photographed…..
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Bikini Removal Reveals Big Tits
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Weirdo Girl….of the Day
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Pink Pants Booty
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2 Drunk Girls Blow a Guy at a Festival
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Park Bench Masturbation
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Weird Incest Porn Storyline…in a Cinderblock basement…
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Hot Body
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Public Fuck on the Streets
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Girls of the Lady’s Room
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Couple’s Daring Ferris Wheeel Fuck
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RENT HER CUNT
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Puffy Nips
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Eliana GOod Tits
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Lots of Pussy….
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2019

Jun

Katharine McPhee Nude Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is some American Idol pervert, who found a career after American Idol, but decided to settle on being the caregiver to a really fucking rich and successful 80 year old music tycoon, David Foster….

He has a shit fucking ton of money, he has fucked a shit ton of women, and probably som men, musicians with hit songs in the 80s were wild and at this stage in the game…this late in life…probably has all the tools needed to still fuck her 30 year old ass…or maybe they are into freakish shit, since she is a pervert….you know to get theem both off under the old age circumstances…

I’d say that she best wed him sooner than later…so she gets taken car of…as the sugar baby she is….because time isn’t really on her side…except that these rich people live well into their 90s now…you know it is what happens with money…best trainers, best food, best lifestyle, best medicine, best staff….you can fuck young girls until the end…even when they did mountains of coke while recording love songs in the 80s…

Point being, before Katharine McPhee chose to be the sugar baby tits, she had some leaked nudes that led me to believe she had her vaginalplasty…and I figure if a girl is that insecure about making her cunt pretty…she’s likely on a mission to use that cunt for her own personal takeover….which is what is going on here..

What is going on with this ass though?

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2019

Jun

Madison Beer Nip Slip of the Day

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Apparently, this is Madison Beer’s nipple..

I am surprised it has taken this long in her whoring….or what she calls her digital marketing expertise….because she started digital marketing at a very young age.

You see, the celebrities of today, aren’t celebs from hard work, focus, and going through the process, finding a team who felt they were the one that would work.

It’s more of a DIY youtube using key words and lowcut shirts so the perverts of YOUTUBE follow you.

Slutty with her tits before she even had tits is the name of her memoir..

So why the fucking delay in the nip slipping….what were we waiting for.

She’s out there working the paparazzi all the time…

Why the fucking DELAY….

This isn’t even a good NIP slip…

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2019

Jun

Nathalie Kelley Naked of the Day

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NaATHALIE KELLEY was in like one Fast & The Furious movie. She was topless here.

Her name, with that “h” is almost as stupid as her face injected face…making her look like every bootleg instagrammer with those cheeks…

Where’s the pussy hole at? Getting ravaged by ticks by the lake I’m sure….we call her pussy lyme diseased….but the lyme is the least of her concerns when it comes to that pussy.

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2019

Jun

Olivia Munn Got Them Tits out of the Day

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Olivia Munn is just garbag and I hate to think I’m about to waste any time on this degenerate bootleg celebrity fuck who basically just manipulated her way to wherever it is that she’s got…and as she pushes 40…it’s far less cute…

Yes, timing was on her side, early to internet marketing, but bitch has nothing of value to keep her afloat…

So I am not going to waste my time doing a post on her, even if I just did…it only took me 43 seconds to shower you with this GENIUS….maybe less…I’m fast.

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2019

Jun

Kara Del Toro in a Bikini of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Marciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of rape, and his weird perversion for Gigi Hadid that helped her get started in this career, has not shut down his business and dude is still cashing in…as all rich perverts all these whores suck up to should.

Don’t let no #MeToo shit fuck up your fucking life…keep on cruising and let the feminists cry about it because the thing I know about feminists is that they bark louder than they bite, and when they get it off their feminist chests, they usually move onto the next thing to whine about…

Either way, she looks like ripe and juicy LA based Sugar Baby….about to drip down the chin of the highest bidder…which is how I like women to be…

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2019

Jun

Kaley Cuoco Butthole Wax of the Day

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Apparently this is Kaley Cuoco getting her asshole waxed, because now that she’s unemployed and sitting on piles of money from here stupid fucking show people really seemed to like, except people like me, who hated that nerd shit and saw zero humor in it….but it paid her very fucking well, something like over 100 million dollars in the last 3 years to be the accessible hot chick….so with that money she can focus on her passions…having a smooooth fucking asshole…for whoever it is she lets fuck it, lick it, see it, these rich people are all weirdo perverts and so am I.

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2019

Jun

Halsey Rolling Stone Tits of the Day

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Halsey is in Rolling Stone magazine which only surprises me because it means Rolling Stone magazine is still around, surviving the move to digital, while every other inflated publisher from the print world drowns….

I guess people like Rolling Stone, or maybe they are drowning and this bitch is just it it, with her new fake tits, cuz she’s do a photoshoot anywhere she can be to get some level of attention…it is all part of the popstar troll….in this era where you can only really matter if you troll proper…and in Halsey’s case, trolling comes easy to her, cuz she looks like a troll…a troll with titties but still a troll..

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2019

Jun

Kerry Katona and her Trash Tits on the Beach of the Day

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Kerry Katona was in a UK pop band called Atomic Kitten back in the 90s…which makes her 100 fucking years old…

Like all women – their window of opportunity…ended by 30 back in the 90s and now they are just hanging onto their 1997 fame….throwing out reunion tours…not that we’d even know if Atomic Kitten was having a reunion tour….or as I like to call it….the “we’re old, fat, tired and need money, years”……but being old, fat and tired, didn’t stop member Kerry Katona from flashing what seems to be the old lady tits at the Mykonos beach for the paparazzi because she’s at that age of confident despite looking worse than ever…

Hot scars, battle wounds, hot middle aged body, hot tits…reminds me of every menopausal at the trailer park pool…someone get her some baked goods.