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2011

11

May

Bar Refaeli’s Lingerie Pictures of the Day

Bar Refaeli makes me want to convert to judaism and move to Tel Aviv for a new life surrounded by hot pussy, you know in hopes of meeting some of her tag along friends and ideally following them around to the beach in their bikinis, or even into their homes to see them naked..thanks to spy tactics my pervert ass has developed over the years…..cuz if a nation can make this hotness, I can only assume there are a ton of other hotness that’s not quite as hot, but still better than fat American shit, wandering the fucking streets ready to be stalked. She’s spectacular. L’Chaim.

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2011

11

May

Ginger Spice is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Not sure why this Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell Mom decided to get into a bikini – but I can assume it was for money, I guess Spice Girls royalties aren’t paying out the way they used to, and that’s a good thing, cuz anything that makes a bitch get in a bikini for money is worth celebrating, even if the bitch is a hard bodied mom going through menopause with impants, it still counts.

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2011

11

May

Bree Olson Does Playboy of the Day

I’ve been saying that Playboy has lost its appeal cuz it doesn’t post exclusive bitches you’d never expect to see naked in a classy way, they instead answered to the internet in the worst way possible, by deciding to use trashy pig women instead of A listers and girls you’d want to marry, you know by instead using girls you’d only fuck with a condom or two.

That is the reason they’ve almost gone broke and why they hardly matter, cuz I can see most of the cunts they are casting naked without Playboy….

It’s a sad state of affairs when they turn to one of the dirtiest pornstars out there and give her a Playboy spread, I mean this is a bitch who lets dudes flush her in the toilet while fucking her, that they are going to stage to look classy. It just doesn’t make any fucking sense.

Bree Olson is a fucking Pig and Playboy are idiots for shooting a spread with her….

And to celebrate their stupidity, here is the spread that I shot with her in her Vegas hotel room, even I knew at the time that no one would care to see her tits, when they can just google the shit…Oh Well….. Cuddles.

Posted in:Bree Olson

2011

11

May

Miranda Kerr in a Stolen From Facebook Picture of the Day

This picture was posted to facebook less than an hour ago. It is of Miranda Kerr and a Victoria’s Secret thing, cuz as you know once you go Victoria’s Secret, you never go back and not cuz no white guys will take you back, but because they got you on serious lockdown…..It’s a lifetime commitment, but one willing to be taken, cuz shit by default makes you one of the hottest model in the world.

That said, Miranda Kerr looks amazing. She just had a kid, those legs are next level, I may or may not be in love, but I sure as hell plan to masturbate thinking of her at least once in the next 6 to 8 weeks, and I never masturbate to celebrities…hell I don’t even masturbate…but she’s just that well put together that it’s hard not to masturbate to her….If you know what I mean.

This is her, unposed, unpolished, unprophotographed, unphotoshopped, all spectacular. Maybe I’m a little overly excited and need to relax some.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

11

May

Uma Thurman’s Titty in a White Dress of the Day

I never found Uma Thurman hot…that was not until today….I guess she go some good botox, make-up artist, photographer, slimming pants, I don’t fucking know, I just know that her white dress that would suck to get her period in, provided she still gets her period, and isn’t too old to get her period, makes me ignore her manly hands and hard face that I’ve never seemed to get over all these years in trying to figure out why Tarantino was hard for her and put her in all her movies….until just coming to the conclusion that film nerds, even rich and successful onces people consider a genius, are still fucking nerds and get happy when all girls, even average at best with man hands answer their calls. True story.

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2011

11

May

Taryn Manning’s Amazing Face of the Day

Taryn Manning is on my facebook. She’s not exciting to follow, but we’ve exchanged love letters. She’s deleted me and I’ve re-added her, like all power couples, and I’m not even sure it’s really her, it’s most likely a Filipino pervert bored in his village with a love for the movie 8 mile, or whatever that one movie she did to make her famous was….

I know she’s barely famous, she’s involved in a band, she’s got a clothing line, but more importantly, I know this girl looks run the fuck down….maybe she needs a detox, maybe a master cleanse, or even some sleep….but until then, she’s our Amazing Face of the day.

Posted in:Taryn Manning

2011

11

May

Rachel McAdams Walking Up Stairs in a Dress of the Day

I’ve decided to trend a new fetish that I’m gonna bring into style. It’s called watching girls in dresses walk up stairs from a far….Sure I’ve been doing it off and on for a few years, you know at mall and shit, but I realize there’s very few resources for people like us, who just like the way an ass looks while climbing….

So here’s Rachel McAdams, our first celeb recruit from the Walking Up Stairs in Dresses Fetish…

Here’s some other pictures of this Canadian bitch who I think is overrated, but we have limited exports in Canada, so we hear about her all the time….

Posted in:Rachel McAdams|Walking Up Stairs in a Dress

2011

11

May

Salma Hayek Puss and Boobs of the Day

I wonder how many people made the Puss & Boobs joke when posting pictures of Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas at some movie premiere. I’m thinking at least one.

So a spic and a spaniard walk in a bar…no wait, she’s a Mexican and Mexicans get mad when you call them Spics, cuz we ain’t no J.Lo….

I haven’t figured out why I’m doing this post, maybe cuz bitch isn’t exposing her big tits enough to keep me happy and I’m responding angrily by associating her with the other trash I post about….or maybe I’m doing it because I’m from Mexican descent and I know she’s our National pride cuz she is the best looking thing Mexico has produced, I mean other than my Dirty Taco eating ass.

This post is a disaster. Fuck you Hayek for Hiding You Tits.

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2011

11

May

Katie Price is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Katie Price may not just give birth to monsters, I’m talking to you HARVEY, but she may in fact be a monster and Harvey is just a product of her fucked up monster genetics….and not just from her smoking, drinking and doing blow during the pregnancy, or god punishing her for inter species breeding….because looking at these pictures of her, makes me laugh knowing she became a multi-millionaire off her looks and fake tits alone, it just doesn’t make any fucking sense, but then again a whore who hoes proper will prosper…say that again people, a whore who hoes proper will prosper.

Posted in:Katie Price

2011

11

May

Lady Gaga Isn’t Wearing Pants of the Day

Boring. This is getting so fucking boring. This tryhard needs more hustle.

Lady Gaga was cast for the part of Lady Gaga because she looked like Paul from he Wonder Years. They were like, she’s got this facial expression like she’s always about to throw up, thanks to a weak chin, let’s milk this whore, pump some self esteem into her, a little false ego, give her a team of people to train her, and let her take all the glory for the bullshit she spews, that same bullshit all the fags and ugly people everywhere are eating up, cuz they believe the lie, they don’t realize she’s an employee of a label looking to target the fags and give them something that taps into their love for Madonna, Glamour, Fashion and Drag shows….Something edgie, that’s really just a pile of shit….and the whole thing annoys me, especially when she walks around pantless, cuz I’m just like “arrest this bitch for indecent exposure” and I also love a bitch, even ugly bitches exposing, it is just that everything about her is an ugly, unattractive, lie I want to see die.

The only thing good about her is that she proves marketing works and gays are idiots. Something we already knew….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

11

May

Amber Rose Thick and Disgusting for Some Black Magazine of the Day

Amber Rose is a fat chick who fucks rappers. There is nothing cool, hot or endearing about her. She’s a straight up hooker being passed around the hip hop game, and I guess a handful of people are giving her attention because lets face it, people like to celebrate whores they think famous people fucked, cuz it’s like the cumstain stamp of approval that makes them have purpose and meaning in life, or some shit…

I don’t like her pig face, her pig body, or the fact that she fucked Kanye up the ass with a strap on, cuz shit’s just awkward, but I have a feeling you like her shit colored shit…you know cuz you are into dabbling with Soul Food but not fully ready to be absorbed by it’s blackness, and this bitch lets you stay on the fence or some shit…

Either way, she was in some black magazine and these are the behind the scene pics I couldn’t bother posting, but will link you to, cuz I’m the source of all things half naked like that.

To See The Rest of the Pics
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Posted in:Amber Rose

2011

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s Morning Hangover Dump smells like Jack and cheese.

I hate talking about shit, but it’s better than talking about how uneventful a drunk I was last night…See there’s something boring as fuck about drinking yourself stupid alone late night and that something boring is the lack of hot tits to gawk, but I did have a pleasant conversation with a guy in the UK who wants to fuck his teenage stepdaughter, that was alright, you know cuz it reminded me I attract the upper crust of society with this site….you know the real cool crowd….

Here are some morning links:

Bristol Palin Has New Face
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I Could Give Two Shits About a Chick Playing a Violin, But She’s Wearing an Incredibly Short Dress, Which I Guess Makes It Fine By Me
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The 40 Naughtiest Sports Hotties Ever
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Free Cams Because You Made It Half Way Through the Week and You Deserve It
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A.J. McLean Paid $40,000 For Lindsay Lohan as a Vampire and If You Ask Me It Was $39 999 to Much
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Alaska Bush Pilot FAIL
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Amber Rose, Just Because
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Let’s Watch Her Strip
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Sexy Times in the Car
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Cute College Roomates
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More Laughs With the Shake Weight HAHAHA – VIDEO
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Enter this Contest For 250 Dollars of Gear
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Posted in:MHD

2011

11

May

Pippa Middleton Topless Pictures of the Day

The Queen in Training middle class turned top of the society circle has a sister, and that sister is still a middle class slut who probably hates the fact that her sister is now a princess, it’s one of those “Oh Kate always wanted to be a princess, with a Royal Wedding, I can’t believe she figured out how” kind of obnoxiousnes that makes you hate a bitch….you know Pippa’s here in the public eye, and she has to behave, because otherwise there’s gonna be some major fucking turmoil for the family, I’m talking shit’s gonna fall apart, cuz the real Queen runs the show now, and the others just collect their paychecks and keep their mouth shut…

Luckily, Pippa’s a little more rebellious than that…she wants her fame and she’s trashy enough to get it…so these topless pics surfaced today….It’s a big deal…even if the pics themselves aren’t that big of a deal…cuz they are from a 2006 trip to ibizia with the Prince himself….Threesome.

I don’t fuck with Royalty or Their Lawyers, So To See The Rest of the Pics
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Here’s a bonus pic of her in her bra….apparently…doing the typical trashy party slut desperate for attention cuz her sister’s the future queen and she’s nothing.

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

11

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I know the night wasn’t entirely where I wanted it to be last night, because I am not posting video clips from the local news starring me….I don’t think that in all my insane drunken rages of stupidity that I’ve ever ended up on the local news and that’s kinda bumming me out….I guess I’m more of the drunken idiot who leaves the raping for the rapists who is more into wallowing in the rejection and questionning where I went wrong…Maybe my drunken rages are better suited for Sally Jesse Raphael…provided she’s not dead….because I like self destructing slowly to dance music better than breaking laws….but these idiots aren’t as considerate in their stupidity….

Sex-predator sting yields 22 arrests
Twenty-two men were arrested and charged in a Polk County sex-predator sting.

Woman Arrested After Truck Pursuit
Authorities arrested a woman who led them on a freeway chase Tuesday afternoon in an apparently stolen flatbed truck. Watch the police pursuit video inside the story. The fun starts at the 2:15 mark.

Man arrested for posing as school nurse
A Lake County man is facing a number of charges after deputies say he took a dead man’s nursing license and altered it for his own use to work as a school nurse.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck the stepLINKS – no seriously….have sex with the stepLINKS and send in your pics for me to put you on blast for the world to see and by world I mean 4 people….come on do it…fuck the fucking stepLINKS….

Let’s Revisit Lohan’s Nipple…
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January Jones is Having an X-Baby
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Lacey Schwimmer Teaches You and Gay Men her Stripper Moves….
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I Don’t Care How Much You Pay Me, I Will Wouldn’t Bang Sarah Jessica Parker
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Seriously Free Webcam Sluts – All You Gotta Do Is Let the Other Dudes Tip them to get Naked – Good Deal.
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Some Girls Getting Naked for a Website Because That’s What Being a Slut is All About…
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The Best Review of THOR You Will Read, Thanks to Our Friends at the Superficial
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Live Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Check Out the Fire Fighter Olympics
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Denise Milani is Crazy Hot – VIDEO
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Arnold Schwarzenegger And Maria Shriver Split Up
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The Vacation You’ve Always Wanted with the Sluts of Your Dreams
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Free Cams, You’ll Love It
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This Video Was For Her Boyfriend’s Eyes Only – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Bella Gonzalez and the Hottest New Wives and Girlfriends
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Bikini Bodies
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I’d Totally Bang Rachel McAdams
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Paul McCartney is a Fucking Dumb Ass and At This Point, I Hope He Loses His Entire Fortune
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Gwen Stefani is See Through
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Sharon Stone Pokies
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Kate Beckinsale Short Shorts
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Sexy/Slutty Moving GIF of the Day
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Drunk slut Versus Cop – VIDEO
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Check Out Jenny Romero
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Guess Whick Crackhead Singer is Back in Rehab?
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Kirie abnd Olivia Get It On
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Pippa Middleton Porn Offer & Her Spicy Topless Pics
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Yeah I’d Bang Sophia Bush
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Get a Load of Brianna
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Playboy Miss May 2011 Sasha Bonilova
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WTF Is This Chick Wearing On Her Head?
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Blake Lively and Rachel Bilson Are Chanel Sluts
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Random Slutty Photos of the Day
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Paz de La Huerta is Looking Slutty as Always
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Grandma Michael Jackson – VIDEO
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Rihanna, Just Because
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Steven Tyler Has a Bigger Cock Than You Do
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More Megan fox for Armani
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New Miley Cyrus Slutty Concert Pics
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January Jones Got Pregnant To Help Her Career
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Sharon’s Stones Nipples With No Bra. Nice. Sorta.
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Gwen Stefani See Through With Some Nip
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Doutzen Kroes Grabs Her Tits In A Bikini
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Vin Diesel Is A Douche
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