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2011

24

Jun

Nicole Trunfio Erotic for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Nicole Trunfio , she’s some low level model trying to get ahead from Australia, and she’s doing it by constantly being in these half photoshoots, sure, this one’s not her best work, cuz I can’t see her nipple, but she’s good and has a pretty smart level of intelligence when it comes to her career, cuz if you look like this, and you’re not using your body to get ahead so that you don’t have to work an office like a fucking drone, you’re in a good place….that’s why I promoter her, cuz I’m ready for her to hit the big times….but a better strategy, woulda been to ignore her and wait for her desperation to lead to a porn career, oh well…I’m not good at this shit…If I was, maybe I wouldn’t be planning my retirement living as a homeless man…..cuz it’s all I can afford..

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2011

24

Jun

Samaire Armstrong Reminder of the Day

This girl was on a show called the OC, I think she played a lesbian…..but I don’t remember, I only watched one season and that was back when I used it as material to seduce college girls cuz I knew they were all up on the shit hard. I do remember my friend was all about this one. He was convinced she was going to be a big star, the next Lohan, and maybe he’s right, sure not in Hollywood or as an actor, but we have no idea how popular she is in her circle of meth addicted peers at the homeless shelter or house she’s squatting in with a bunch of other teenage runaways she likely shares her clothes with…..

All this to say, she looks like real shit….and luckily teenage runaways are a fetish of mine cuz they are so broken and easy…and no matter how much they smell, they are soft and not used to real life and they almost never say no to a hot meal no matter how long it takes you to cum…..innocence, such a fun thing to take part in taking…hey don’t blame me, I’m not her father she’s running from….I only know her from the corner post traumatic upbringing….

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2011

24

Jun

Amanda Seyfried In a Jumper of the Day

As boring as Amanda Seyfried is, she’s got a really hot little body…She’s got tits, an ass, and a small little frame…and that’s probably why she’s so boring cuz she knows she’s got it going on and that she doesn’t need to shower, dress up, or pull stunts to stay interesting, cuz everyday she sees herself naked, it’s a reminder, that she’s got nothing to fucking worry about ever…..

Here she is in a jumper, some may say she’s channeling her inner toddler but when I see jumpers, I don’t think little kids, I think of a fabric that is touching pussy, asshole and tits all at the same time…that usually ends in a cameltoe…making it one of the more perverted articles of clothing….

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2011

24

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Bullshit Ass X-Ray of the Day

I’m not posting this cuz it is hot. I am posting it because it is stupid and almost pisses me off, but luckily I don’t care enough to actually care….I just know I wanted to ignore this, and I see it popping up all over the place, so I figured I’d say what I gotta say about it….

The rumor is that this is Kim K Superstar posing next to her ass x-ray to prove she doesn’t have ass implants, when anyone with a brain can just look at her thighs and stomach and realize that she didn’t need to go to all the trouble…we believed she was just fat just fine the second she took off her fucking SPANX….

More improtantly, there’s no proof this is an actual X-Ray of her ass, why would anyone get and X-Ray of their ass, unless of course it was strictly for a publicity stunt that lacks serious creativity….

Meaning, let’s hope the radiation from this shit, if it is actually an X-Ray of her ass, made her infertile…so her breed dies off like the fucking wolly mammoth or some shit….

The fact that people are talking about this like it matters or like it is news, reminds me that that world is definitely gonna end in 2012…Thank fucking god, cuz I can’t take much more of this useless, unimportant, unerotic, waste of our energy drivel

Seriously people, this shit doesn’t matter. Get with it…..

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2011

24

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m a firm believer in “why watch the news, when you can make the news”….all you really have to do is something ridiculously stupid, and the camera crews will be there to document it, the police will be there to arrest you, and you will have all the glory….that you’ll probably regret wanting when you first get prison raped in the showers.

Here’s the news….to bring some culture and current affair knowledge to your shitty life….maybe you can talk to your online friends about it….

Boy, 7, Goes for a Drive, Caught on Tape
A 7-year-old Michigan boy barefoot and in pajamas drove a car for 20 miles, sometimes hitting speeds of 50 mph, before finally slowing down and stopping with the help of police.

Mean Mom Accused of Violating Probation
A neighborhood feud in Trenton that made national headlines is making news again. Jennifer Petkov, the woman accused of taunting neighbors, including a dying little girl, is now accused of violating her probation.

32 arrested in Lake County sex-sting.
Thirty-two men are behind bars after being caught in an undercover sex-sting operation. The Lake County Sheriff’s Office announced the arrests Tuesday.
People need to not be sex offenders in Florida.

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2011

24

Jun

Elizabeth Berkley in a Bikini of the Day

I didn’t realize Showgirls was that long ago…but thanks to the condition of Elizabeth Berkley’s body…I have no choice….because it takes a certain amount of time to make something good enough to be cast in a movie as a naked stripper bitch….to being something we’d rather see in a one-piece or at the beach bar seducing the bartender and telling war stories about when she was once hot and all the guys would run after her, and how she’d never had to pay for sex until today, and how she’ll give him 500 dollars to make her feel like a woman again, all while fully clothed for the rest of us not on her payroll….

If you know what I mean…

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2011

24

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

The concept of this Webcam Star post is to celebrate bitches, everyday bitches, who get naked on the internet for no reason other than that they actually like it. Sure dudes can tip the bitches, or recruit them to do private shows, but the bulk of what they do is let 500-3000 dudes watch them naked at any given time and that’s just amazing…

See they don’t have PR people, or a master plan to get a reality show, they just legit get off to being watched….and I can get sucked in for fucking days on the shit…interracting with these girls…and laughing at the shit other people write….

Today’s star is Lilith Po , she says she’s 20 and she’s got a bit of a Kim Kardashian Body, but you see, I like girls with a bit of body, just not when they make 100,000,000 dollars a year, cuz I feel as the media whores they are, they need to give kids more incentive to not get fat, but when it comes to everyday girls, a little belly, some big ass and titties and a vagina that’s internal and coinslot cuz she’s got some fat in her outter labia, has never been an issue you for me…

She’s 5 foot 1 and has nipple piercings she loves showing male attention….a perfect combo for a bitch you’d want to watch on webcam in a room full of other dudes….

Here are some of her nipple pierced tits…

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2011

24

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my week was talking to a girl on facebook a few minutes ago who claims her mom was a lesbian and she was an artificial inseminated baby. She’s 20 and I did used to sperm bank before the hepatitis, making me think, she may be my daughter. I’m so gonna try to fuck her to find out, but the only problem is that people raised by lesbians are by default lesbian and that fucks up my whole incest cuz “I didn’t know it was incest” I just hoped it was incest plan….and really even if it’s not a classic example of DNA-ttraction, she’ll have a bag full of daddy issues, I’ll be happy to wash off my genitals….and a bag full of proving she’s not a lesbian like her mom …..Exciting.

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Stupid Girls – a Compilation
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Power Ranking the Hottest Lingerie Football League Players
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Free Cam Shows, Cause Its Friday So Lets Celebrate, Motherfuckers
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The 25 Hottest Cheerleaders In Movies
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Don’t Pee Standing Up – Or in this Case – I Wish More of these Frat Idiots Were Peeing Standing up and the Waters were filled with Sharks
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Tahiti Cora Makes Good Use of Twitter
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Pussy Tasting in Public
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Cam Shows That Will Make Your Life Better
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Some Dude Robbed a Bank to Get Free Medical Care In Jail and the Story is Insane So Here It Is
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2011

24

Jun

Cameron Diaz Bad Teacher Car Wash Scene of the DAy

I think I just figured out the reason I want to see Bad Teacher…originally I just thought it was cuz of all the marketing money they’ve put behind it…brainwashing me to want to waste 2 hours on mindless drivel…cuz sometimes you just need to turn off and watch a shitty movie….but now I know the truth….It’s Cameron Diaz’s hard body that’s sucking me in…botoxed in all the right places kinda thing…

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