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2008

28

Jul

Blake Lively Nipple Slip of the Day

I hate nipple slips even though I have made a small fortune off of them and by small fortune I mean that I bought my first case of beer off money made with this site last week, and to me that means I am rich, because up until last week, I was using my wife’s pocket change to support my drinking and that pretty much sucked because she’s on disability and almost as hurtbag as I am.

Either way, it’s nice to know that I got a taste of freedom that I never thought I’d feel because I am too lazy to get a job and it’s nice to know that I got my beer because I post celebrity sluts slippin’ up, but none of that matters to me because I still fucking hate eveything about nipple slips. I hate that people call them wardrobe malfunctions, I hate that half the time a nipple slip involves about 1/4 of an inch of the nipple’s shit stain, I hate that they don’t turn me on and I hate that they aren’t pussy slips.

The only time I like nipple slips is when I am responsible for them, like when I walk down the street and notice a girl isn’t wearing a bra, or when I am at the beach or waterpark and notice a girl’s in a bikini and I creep in and attack her like a fuckin’ shark, pullin her tits out to the world to see before running away so her boyfriend doesn’t rape me as she screams in embarassment, it may never really happen anymore because I am a little more tame than I used to be but when it does it’s fucking legendary, unlike this Blake Lively chick who no one cares about who will be out of a job forever when this Gossip Girl shit is over because she’s ugly and definitely unlike this nipple slip because these fucking pictures fuckin’ suck and that means they are good enough for you.

Posted in:Blake Lively|Nipple Slip

2008

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I had to go to a Wedding this past weekend, not because I was friends with the Bride and Groom, but because I was friends with a guy who was madly in love with the bride and couldn’t figure out how to sabotage the wedding so he brought me along in hopes that I’d act up. There was no internet, no computers and I wasn’t able to post my links. I was able to get drunk and dance my ass off to the Ma Carana and Cotton Eye Joe, but unfortunately for my friend who turned to me to try to make out with the bride or get the groom to get a blowjob from one of the horny guests, I didn’t deliver but instead got swept away with the romance and beauty of two young people in love committing themselves for life. I didn’t even get up on stage after it was done and give a speech about how much marriage has ruined me, or even boo as they signed the marriage license like I normally do on the inside whenever I witness that shit go down, because I guess marriage is for some people and now my friend’s never going to get his way with this girl and I think I found that more satisfying than seeing a marriage fall apart….

I got an email from some girl saying that the site sucks now because I write more coherently, I don’t run around in drunken circles, because I take it more seriously or some shit, I don’t know how true that is, but if people think I should write drunk more often, maybe I will have no choice but to do it, I don’t really mind because I like being drunk… Stay around to find out and here are my links in the meantime.

Your Weekend Fix
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Meg Ryan in a Fat Suit is Pretty Fucking Entertaining
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Vern Fonk Wants You Dance Like You Were Black
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Sophie Monk Looks Like She is Made of Wax and that Makes Her Easier to Wipe the Cum Off Of….
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This Littl Jackie Chan Will Kick Your Ass
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Vintage Mary Carey Flashes Her Ass
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Miley Cyrus is a Catty Bitch
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Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Ass and Sluts Out in Some New Hacked Pics….Because She’s a Slut….
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Fake or Slutty?
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Jessia Simpson Lookin’ Scary as Hell
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10 Greatest Moments in Handjob History
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Funny Wife Gun Prank
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Lohan’s Shirt Button Holds On For Dear Life…
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Jessica Simpson’s New Album Cover is Boring as Fuck
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Peruvian Singer Laey Zamudio Gets Arrested For Riding a Horse Naked
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The Hottest Webcam Slut Dancing I’ve Ever Seen….
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Some Keira Knightley Sex Scene
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Some What’s She Really Thinking After You Fuck Video
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Some Old Toothless Asian Sex Tape
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Some Little Guy Thinks he’s Jackie Chan
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New York Knicks City Dancers Gone Partying
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Sex Before the Big Game
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Play The Pineapple Express Game
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Rachel Stevens is Fully Bangable in This Gallery
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The Best Porn You’ll Find Anywhere
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And That’s What You Get For Wanting To be a Wrestler, Homo
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Teeny Boppers wot Fulfill Your Dirty Jail Bait Fantasies, Perv
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Jelena Jensen Fetish Outfit Is Pretty Exciting
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Rose McGowen Set to Look Disgusting in Red Sonja
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Cute Brunette in a Pink Teddi
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Friday is As Good a NIght to Get Laid As Any
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The Top 5 Movies That Should Have Never Got the Green Light
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Candy Spelling is Better Than You
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Brooke Hogan is a Liar
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Salma Hayek is Lookin Pretty Fit in This T Shirt and Jeans
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Heather Mills Publicist Thinks She is an Unreasonable Bitch
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Find Sex This Weekend
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Amateur Shots of the Day
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Naughty Lesbians Get Naughty
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I’m All For Women Starving Themselves, but Angelina Jolie Needs to Gain Some Fucking Weight
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Sky Diver Lands on Band – Video
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Brat Kid OWNS the Cable Guy
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Lucious Lopez Bends Over
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Some Insight on Queefing
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Sexy Pole Dancers Does Things Right
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Trashy Nicole Narian Throwback
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Sandra Shine and Candy Cain
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Elisabetta Gregoraci is Euro Trash Hotness
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Please God, Please NO
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Angelina and Brad’s Body Guards Throwdown Against Some Sneaky Paps
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Who Said Russian Girls Came Cheap?
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Aurport Musical is Good Time
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Darkroom Sex Game for Wii is Pretty Amazing
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Jennifer Walcott is Half Naked
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This Ain’t The Type of Potty You’re Where Your Mom Watches Over You
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Make People Naked With Photoshop
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

25

Jul

Mischa Barton is Sloppy in her Knitted Bathing Suit of the Day

So Mischa Barton got dropped by her agent this past week because she’s a has been who hasn’t landed work since the OC. Her Publicist, who doesn’t want to lose her as a client decides they need to draw some positive attention to this bitch and calls the paparazzi and “tips” them off about where Mischa and her Boyfriend are going to be frolicking around in a bathing suit, because they feel like that genius strategy is going to work like it did in the past. They obviously don’t realize that just because bikini pictures are a tried and tested method to get some exposre, it doesn’t mean the shit is hot or anyone will care to look at them, especially when the subject of the pictures is a sloppy bodied, pothead of a celebrity that has seen more cellulite than Roseanne’s underwear in the fat years.

I feel like the lack of creativity on her publicist’s side of things in getting her some buzz and hopefully lead to some work just shows lazyness that is pretty much on par with both Mischa Barton’s body and is about as successful in execution as her barely there career and I feel violated because I know they are trying to trick all of us!

I guess the real victim in all this is her boyfriend because he probably originally thought he won the lottery when he started dating her, like that Mischa Barton is a celebrity and having her as a girlfriend will really benefit him amazingly, but instead of the lottery he got a real shitty deal and now he’s stuck, that’s why you always gotta do your research before you jump into things. I bet he struggles with the memories of pretending to love, fuck and kiss a girl who feels like a fleshy pillow and that’s enough to make a man go pretty fuckin’ gay pretty fuckin’ fast….poor fucker…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Mischa Barton|Sloppy

2008

25

Jul

Rose McGowan Almost Has an Upskirt in Her Bride’s Maid’s Dress of the Day

I am totally down with Rose McGowan. Not only have I tried to get invited to all her family functions, but I have also masturbated to her and I feel like that means we’ve got some kind of connection, maybe a one-sided connection, but a connection nonetheless.

It was the mid-90s, before I had the internet and porn wasn’t so available at my video store because it was owned by Christian freaks who judged me everytime I rented a movie because it always had a nudity warning and I’d always ask them if they started stcking porn yet. I rented Doom Generation, and didn’t expect shit like penis being cut off, , gay shit was going down but Rose McGowan’s tits carried me through it all and made her an instant star in my eyes…it was that easy when I was less jaded.

She looks different now because she’s had some plastic surgery and she’s kinda tainted for being down with Marilyn Manson and letting him in her, and she may not be delivering a real upskirt moment, but I’m still I fan. Maybe it’s because she seems like she’s pretty down to earth proven by the fact that she’s wearing one of her bride’s maid’s dress to a movie premiere, because her wedding was called off and she doesn’t like things to go to waste.

Speaking of Bride’s Maids, I am going to a wedding tomorrow and I am excited to see drunk horny girls in action. I wasn’t actually invited to the wedding but every Saturday in the summer I try to work my way into one, I’ve been doing it long before Wedding Crashers the movie came out, and was pretty pissed that the outted a free way to get down, have a good time an find ripe, willing pussy, but that doesn’t matter.

Posted in:Rose McGowan|Upskirt

2008

25

Jul

Deanna Pappas Has Sex in the Pool of the Day

I’ve wrote about Deanna Pappas Being a Slut before, mainly because she was on the show the Bachelorette and that’s pretty much the equivalent of postitution for the sake of TV entertainment. If anyone in your immediate circle was to date 20 dudes at the same time, only to kick one out of her life every week because he’s not a good enough fuck or his dick is too small for her gapping pussy that’s just been fucked by 20 dudes at the same time.

Either way, I think they are contractually bound to pretend they are dating for at least a year, because it adds credibility to the show, here they are in the pool in some staged steamy pics that remind me of some steamy pics I took last night, they were of my shit, it was making an S-Shape for suicide like some kind of tea leave reading, i was proud but since I don’t let my shit dictate my life, I’m still here for another day of this garbage.

Posted in:DeAnna Pappas|Sex

2008

25

Jul

Brooke Hogan Bikini By The Pool of the Day

I was talking to someone about Brooke Hogan’s staged bikini pictures yesterday, not because I talk about any of this shit outside of my computer, but because I was bitching about staged paparazzi shit. I mean there was a time when celebs actually hated the paparazzi and didn’t just pretend to hate them. A time where there were actually being intruded on and caught in the fuckin’ act, but that was a different era. Today all people care about is being seen and usually to make that happen you need to pull a crazier stunt than the next guy. That usually ends up in sex tapes and bikini pictures, nipple slips and panty shots.

It’s kinda like everytime I’m in a bar and trying to get a girls attention, only there are 10 other dudes up on her running the nice guy game, so the only way to make sure she remembers me is to offend her or throw my drink on her or punch her in the face because I have no plan to go home with the girl or buy her drinks, I just feel the need for her to know who I am.

So the fun of trying to ruin celebrity lives runs to the wayside/wasteside, because they are staging this shit themselves because it generates buzz and that sucks, but not as much as it sucks to be the guy banging Brooke Hogan because he hasn’t come to terms with his sexuality and I feel like living a lie is worse that taking it up the ass. She kind of the gateway girl to coming out, at least she’s finally found her purpose.

Here she is in a bikini….this time without her dad rubbing her down , or playing around and hanging from trees like a 5 year old ….which makes them pretty boring because a life without childhood behavior caused by a life of incest between father and daughter is a life not worth livin’….

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan|Miami

2008

25

Jul

The View Erotic Moment of the Day

So Whoopi didn’t bring the erotica today , which was too bad, because it’s the only shit that keeps me going. Thankfully, her celebrity impersonator/ understudy, or whatever you call the second rate black chick on the show did. Her name is Whoopi Junior and she’s got huge fucking tits, whines about her divorce and being a single mother all the time, she also spoke about having a lot of abortions in her lifetime because it’s her favored form of Birthcontrol , since she’s a slut with no morals and pretty much admitted to being my kind of girl. One who is fertile and likes getting fucked without condoms who is too scared to make a dude pull out because she’s just happy her ugly ass is getting some and is too insecure and scare to stop dude in the act and bring him back to the gross reality his horniness just made him dude, making him go soft and get the fuck out of there, even though pullin’ out and taking a load on your face is more entertaining and easier than killing off your potential offspring by ripping it out of your body….

Either was, she was braggin about her ass lift, because she has no booty and for a black chick that’s the equivalent of not having a vagina and she does a little booty shake to celebrate her new push up ass underwear before the Republican Elizabeth grabs her ass cheeks, because according to her annoying right winged, kill brown people mentality, grabbing another girl’s ass isn’t lesbianism as long as you don’t marry it because gay marriage is sent to us from Satan and Jesus would not approve.

I know this is second rate Whoopi erotica, but it’ll have to fuckin’ do….

Posted in:Ass Grab|Elizabeth|Sherri

2008

25

Jul

Pornstar Chasey Lain Hits Rock Bottom of the Day

It was a great shock when I opened my email and found this insane video of Chasey Lain at some porn shoot recently totally off of her game, cracked the fuck out of her mind and lookin’ ragged as hell. She fights with the producer, brags about her Rolls Royce and freaks out when she can’t find her crack after getting fired from the job for being a fuckin’ spaced out crack head.

I mean I always thought that pornostars were well put together professional girls, who just know how to use their pussies to make them money and shit’s strictly a matter of business, I never thought that pornostars were from broken homes, of poverty, molestation, alcohol and drug addiction, physical abuse and all the good things that makes a woman fuck on camera for money.

I think along with nudity, fake tits, live sex…seeing pornostars jacked on drugs or smokin’ crack comes with the territory as 10 men cum on their faces. It’s the easiest way to live with yourself by slowly killing yourself because you realize now that you’re a hasbeen whore and that you’ve made your money, you’re still hurting on the inside because you realize you degraded yourself all these years and the glory and fame wasn’t worth it because now you’re forced to fuck your fans, who still aren’t over you from the 90s for money to maintain your lifestyle…and when talent start fuckin’ their fans you know a drug overdose isn’t too far away.

Watch the video, lives falling apart at the seams is funny, especially when it happens to whores!!

Here’s Party Number 2

Posted in:Chasey Lain|Pornstar|Rock Bottom

2008

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking down the street tonight in a residential area. I was leaving my friend who refuses to shower and has refused to shower for the last 3 years because in some kin of drug rage, he decided it was the goverment trying to control him through soap and toothpaste. He figured that if they convince a nation that they need to use a specific product to function in society, that product would be the key vehicle to taint with microchips that track out every move. The truth is that dude stank for the first 3 months, but his body just kind of adapted and now his hair looks healthy and full, not greasy at all and his body odor is kinda seducing, even to a straight pervert like me. I guess it pheromonal or some shit like when dogs smell each other’s piss and he gets laid all the time. He does sometimes hose himself down, or goes swimming, or uses lemon juice to wash himself down, but I think that still counts as not washing your hair.

Either way, it’s pretty much dusk and I see a dude fighting with a girl, when I get closer, I see he’s got a mustache and the girl isn’t wearing pants and is standing out in her granny pantes as the dude continues to yell at her in another language. I felt kinda bad seeing either a domestic dispute, a pimp up on his whore or a mail order bride being taught what the land of opportunity is all about, but I didn’t step in, instead I hid in the bushes to see if maybe I’d witness a live action rape, it’s kind of a childhood dream of mine.

Either way, Here are a whole lot of links….

Fact: The Best Thing About Web Sluts is They Never Say No
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The Glory of CGI Put to Good Use on Sienna Miller’s Genitals….
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What Sienna Miller’s Pubic Hair Will Look Like After it is Digitally Enhanced….
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Jessica Simpson’s Got a Red Hot Pussy
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Christian Bale’s Sister is a Gold Digging Bitch
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Nereida Gallardo Has a Nice Fucking Rack
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Ping Pong Playa Looks Fucking Retarded
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Some New Jersey Chachis Who Probably Love Ed Hardy as Much as they Love Themselves….
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5 Indian Chicks that are Hotter Than Natalie Portman
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Some French Actress Named Clare Morgane in Some French Sex Scene
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10 Ugliest Celebrity Babies….of All Time….
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Fatty Jennifer Hudson is Rockin’ Skinny Jeans Cuz She’s is More of a Girl Dreamin’ that a Dream Girl…
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Take the Batman Quiz and Show Us How Much of a Comic Book Virgin You Really Are
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Cristiano Ronaldo is Already Tappin’ Some New Hot Piece
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It’s the LOVE CONNECTION!?!
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Some Holly Madison Titties in Public Shots
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Gloria Velez is Your Viagra of the Day
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And That’s What You Get for Being in a Threatre Troop, Homo
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Behind the Scenes of Malene Espensen’s Sexy Photoshoot
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Teen Hottie Dances for the Camera
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Find Girls To Fuck. Do I REALLY Have to Write a Reason Here?
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Concession Stand Explosion – Video
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Pick Some Locks and Steal Some Shit
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Brazilian Beach Ass Slap Makes for Good Times
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What the Fuck is Wrong With Parents Today and Their Stupid Fucking Kid Names….
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George Lucas REALLY Needs to Let This Whole Star Wars Thing Go.
Here’s The Trailer for the Clone Wars CGI Movie Anyways
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Helicopter Fishing for Marlin’s Looks Half Cruel but Pretty Fucking Amazing at the Same Time
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I See Bai Ling’s Nipples So Much I Am Starting to Think They Are My Own
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Vanessa Hudgens Looks Full Bangable in Some Commercial for Kmart or Some Shit
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Mariah Carey Looks Half Hot and Not Dressed like a 12 Year Old On BET
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Ice T’s Wife CoCo is Bleeding Class and Elegance on the Cover of Some New Magazine
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The Big Brother House is Full of Sluts
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Tamsin Egerton is my British Boner of the Day
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Portuguese Hottie Soraia Chaves Nude in “Call Girl”
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Bus Driver Beat Down
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Top 10 DUI Test Videos
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Hot Chicks Playing Dodgeball Fetish
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Which Scene Kid Erotic Model Turns You On the Most?
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Some Nude Puffy Nippled, Creamy Skinned, Bush Rockin’ Lesbian Model Intreviewed at Some Erotic Photoshoot About How She Likes Guys Jerking Off to Her Naked Pics….
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Cora Skinner Gallery
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Get Ready for Another Piece of Shit Hollywood Remake
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Funny Vdieo Game Glitches and Bugs
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Some Sleaze…….

Use This to Get Sex, Because Whatever You Are Doing Now Obviously Isn’t Working
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Raven Riley Hangs Out at the Beach Like a Slut
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Sphia String is Naked and Wrapped in Lights
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Some Cute Brunette Self Shots
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Various Amateur Collection That is Very Nice
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Jackie is Naked And Playing with Whipped Cream
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Ashley and Britney Stripdown
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Melissa Midwest Plays on the Slip and Slide
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A Job Worth Doing is Worth Doing Right
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This Will Help You Find the Best Porn
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Some Mean Latina Sluts Make Fun and Humiliate Some Fast Cummin’ Average Dude in this Porn….
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BONUS – Miami Hotties Make The Florida Heat More Intense
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

24

Jul

Rachel Bilson’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

I used to think Rachel Bilson had this really tight body and probably a pussy to match because she’s so tiny and dates guys like the dude in Star Wars who I assume has no penis. She’s the kind of girl I’d like to believe uses the pediatric sized speculum at the gynecologists. You know when you slam the bitch with your 4 inches of pathetic cock, the bed looks like a fuckin’ murder scene and you sit there smiling like you just taught the bitch proper. Then i realized you can fit pretty much a fist in any girl with a little patience and the right lubricant, ideally her tears if you do things the right way, but that’s just because pussy is made for making babies….

Unfortunately, her pictures are always fucking boring to me and I feel like she’s the kind of girl who you would hang with and rather play videogames or watch Sex in the City with, than fuck because she just doesn’t inspire much more than a good night’s sleep. The good news is that at least she’s got a tight lookin’ ass and in the fat world we live in, I can handle lookin’ at pics of it.

Here are a couple more from the other day….

Posted in:Ass|Jeans|Rachel Bilson

2008

24

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Ass of the Day

I saw a girl the other day who had absolutely no ass. She wasn’t anorexic and she wasn’t so fat shit was buried in her thighs. She was just totally average in size and was wearing leggings leaving little to my imagination which turned out to be too bad because when I got to staring at her shit, my imagination would have made things better but instead I was stuck trying to figure out where she shits from, or what she sits on, because her legs turned into back without anything in between and it looked fucking mutant to me.

I got to talking to the teenage girl next to me who about it because she caught me staring and told me that she thought shit was strange too and she went on a rant about how she would rather have a Kim Kardashian sized ass that makes shopping for jeans impossible even if it meant having to have sex black men for the rest of her life, I thought that was a pretty bold statement because Kardashian’s ass is disgustingly big and makes her look like a lazy slob and I asked her to stand up and show me what she was dealing with and she refused.

About 5 minutes later a black dude showed up and sat next to her and they started making out, so I guess that was her boyfriend and she’s already getting black cock and Kim Kardashian’s ass is something she holds on a pedistole, like something she wishes she had to better please her man and all the men to come her way since they’ll all be black. Teenage girls are such whores. I blame hip hop. We’re all going to hell.

Posted in:Ass|Big|Kim Kardashian

2008

24

Jul

Janice Dickinson’s Got a Fucked Up Lip of the Day

Janice Dickinson is pretty hot, not only is she a washed up, mangled up, retired, cokehead, cock hungry model, but she also has big ol’ tits that she doesn’t mind showing off because she’s just such a trainwreck of a person. The kind of trainwreck who doesn’t flinch when you shove your dick in them when they are sleeping, because they are too jacked on sleeping pills and when they wake up with the cum dripping out of them, they don’t think twice because it’s a normal fucking situation in their lives.

The funny thing about these pics is her mouth, I am guessing this is some botched surgery or bad botox and she’s all lookin’ at me with a crooked smile and it looks like she’s got a fucking burger stapled to her face.

Speaking of burgers, I went to the other night, where my overly sensitive friend decided to have a group of us over because he really wanted to cook for us and celebrate his getting a girlfriend or something equally lame. This is the kind of emotionally unstable dude who would stab his on mother in the neck if she said the wrong thing about him. Anyway, dude ends up making burgers and I’m all excited because we don’t eat that kind of fancy shit at home, we’re more of a Ramen Noodle, Pasta with Soya Sauce and Margarine kind of family, and when it gets to me, I garnish it with all the good shit, I’m talking cheese and BBQ sauce and fried onions and bacon and the fucking thing looked like a piece of fuckin’ heaven. I bite into it and shit’s still raw. Now I know real men like raw meat, but it makes me sick to my fucking stomach and as my friend looks at me for my approval of how good it is and as I try to mask my disgust by smiling and saying it’s awesome because I don’t want to get stabbed in the fucking neck, I just keep on eating through it. Knowing there is going to be a bout of E-Coli, knowing my body isn’t going to react well to this…I just keep going…like a horny dude fucking an Aids pussy without really thinking of the consequences.

I guess my bbq story was a waste of time, but hey man, I write the shit that comes to me, deal with it by lookin’ at these tits….

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Lip|Tits

2008

24

Jul

Whoopi Goldberg Erotic Moment of the Day

I have a thing for the girls on the View, I think watching their shit reminds me that I am not all man and that I actually have more in common with a housewife than I do with a husband, not because I sit around doing housework and babysitting kids all day, but because I use my vagina to mooch off my wife instead of working like a normal person.

I have a crush on Whoopi Goldberg, but not a real crush, more of a faschination that she actually has sex, because she looks like she’s more of the kind of person who has a penis instead of wanting penis. Everytime, I hear her talk about sex or imply anything sexual, I feel the need to post it, because shit is like porn to me. Maybe it’s the mystery as to whether she has a vagina, or the fact the fact that I know she has a vagina and I just can’t believe anyone is willing to crawl up inside it, but anyway you dice it, shit’s striaght up sexy.

Today, The View girls were talking about of Vagina and vaginal reconstrution. I couldn’t watch the whole episode because I had to go catch it at my neighbor’s house and I can’t deal with all that is weird about him, like the fact that he sits arond in a towel and constantly holds his penis while licking his lips, or the fact that he suggests we jerk off together, or the fact that his place is a fucking bigger mess than my place, and that may not mean much to you, but I live in a place that smells like a dumpster and he lives in what seems more like a mass gravesite. That means that I can’t really touch anything without worrying about getting scabies or the plague.

I did manage to get to hear Whoopi Goldberg tell the world she has 3 G-Spots like some kind of mutant genitaled monster and she even yelped “yes” a couple of times to show the world what she tells her boyfriend when his dick’s banging up against her bladder wall. It was amazing…

I am sure there was more amazing moments on the shit with the other girls because vaginal reconstructive surgery is always good conversation, but I was too lazy to watch the video and too distracted by the mental boner I Whoopi gave me that would have been ragin’ had I not been impotent and next to a naked man who was who was giving me his best “pretty eyes”….

There was a Hot Segment When a 15 Year Old Jewish Girl Talks About Her DD/E Cup Tits She Got Removed and Other Plastic Surgery She’s Done and they Showed The Before and After Pics….it was criminal…seriously…I’m waiting for that video to hit.

Update…Video hit…

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Posted in:Erotic Moment|Whoopi Goldberg

2008

24

Jul

Britney Spears in Some Backyard Bikini Pics of the Day

The paparazzi managed to climb some trees and get these pictures of Britney in a bikini because they are criminals. I am just posting them because I have to, it’s like sex with my wife…every once in a while you gotta give in to the disgusting that is her vagina, as to not throw off the stability and constant comfort that is my life. I figure if I don’t go down on her pink little trash can of a pussy every couple of months, she’ll cut me off and the free ride will end and I’ll have to leave the site and work a normal job and support myself and that’s something I would rather eat gross pussy than do. So here’s some Britney slowly bouncing back to something good…real fuckin’ slowly bouncing back…but bouncing nonetheless…

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears

2008

24

Jul

Brooke Hogan Rocks a Bikini in Some Staged Pictures of the Day

Yesterday’s news was that Brooke Hogan hasn’t turned down an offer to show off her manly muscles in Playboy. I originally thought it was weird that she was entertaining the offer, not because she doesn’t need the publicity push since her heyday is pretty much expired and is already a hasbeen before ever really being anyone, but because her dad’s always against her pictures being “too sexy” for lad mags and shows up on set to make sure everything is at the acceptable level of slut.

An insider close to the family told me that Hulk actually approached Playboy because Brooke is finally starting to catch onto the fact that it’s not normal for him to watch her and masturbate while she showers or for him to hide in the closet while and watch her as she fucks or even for him to “accidentally” walk in on her everytime she’s changing, and he just wants to have some photographic tastefully shot images that he can sneak into the bathroom with him whenever he needs to get off without having to deal with Brooke’s questions when she realizes his behavior’s been inappropriate.

I heard that he even thought about hiring a photographer to do the shots for him, but without sound reason or purpose, the photographer refused the job because it was creepy and this is Playboy shit is his last real option to cum to his little girl’s pussy hair and make some money in the process….

Either way, here are some staged bikini pictures because this girl is trying hard, and the whole staged pictures phenomenon really takes away from the joy of posting candid shots that I used to love doing. It’s like the publicists caught on to the fact that sexy or sleazy gets noticed and they decided to fabricate sexy or sleazy situations in hopes of getting the same results, but it’s just too fucking obvious and breaks my heart in doing what I do.

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan