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2008

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s a list of the top 6 things I am thankful for:

1 – AIDS – Because it filters out the weak
2 – The Economic Crisis – Because it brings people down to my level and it’s nice to feel like I can relate to people
3- Amateur Porn – Because without it I’d have no sex life
4 – Parades for saving my life by reminding me that I am not the most useless thing in the world….
5- The Hills- because it proves that you don’t need talent to make a lot of money, you just need to sell your identity to MTV which is better than selling your body to science testing meds, or having someone identity fraud your ass…
6-Puppies – Because they are cute….

Ok, that’s enough of that, thanksgiving is over and I could go on all night about shit I am thankful for, so instead, I’ll just post some links

Papa Joe is Gonna Lay the Smack Down on Someone
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Find Sluts Here
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Dita Von Teese is Naked in Some Immigrant Playboy
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Trash Can Suicide….Stunt….
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If You’re Not Thankful For Bikini Models Then I Don’t Know What You’re Thankful For
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Why Am I Not Surprised that Whoopi Goldberg Reads a Site Called HOLY TACO?
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Since I Know All You Guys Out There Are Always Looking to Get Laid, Yes Amy Winehouse is Finally Single
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10 Deadliest Girl Fights
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Boy George is a Walking Disease, Sf Course if You Have Any Brain in Your Head At All
You Didn’t Need Me to Tell You That
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Aubrey O’Days Nipples
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I’d Totally Fuck Meg Ryan
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Beer Bottle Explosion Prank
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GET YOUR OWN TURKEY!!
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Married with Children Throwback
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Kitty Wants to Pole Dance Too
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Brooke Bell Wants to Take it From the Back
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Electric Doorknob Will Keep Away Houseguests
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Anal Masterbation
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Jessica Vander Steen is Lovely
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Mischa Barton Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting For Once
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Carson Daly is Going to Have a Meth Baby
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Striptease of the Day
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Now If That’s Not Getting Owned, I Don’t Know What Is
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Nothing Like Tits Flying Out on TV
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Heather and Lela Will Make Your Day Better
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Louise Griffiths Throwback
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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America’s Next Top Topless Models
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More Topless Bitches in NUTS
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Keri Hilson is HOT
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This Real Housewives of Atlanta Shit is Just Plain Fucked Up
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Kelly is Floating
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Wheel Chair Back Flip
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Bottle Break FAIL
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How To: Last Longer in Bed
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20 Pound Titties
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Some Slut Does a G-String Dance To Evavesence…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

27

Nov

Annalynne McCord is a Lesbian of the Day

I went out for dinner last night, don’t get ahead of yourself thinking I’m all luxurious and shit because I go to restaurants, because shit was about as classy as taking a shit in the middle of a fancy restaurant, which in case you didn’t know, is not very classy. The truth is that I had a coupon for 2 for 1 hot dogs at some ghetto diner, so the whole thing cost me around 4 fucking dollars, not that it matters, I’m working on Thanksgiving, I should be making the big bucks to afford 5 dollar or less meals….

Anyway, I get in line, place my order, fight with the guy working there about whether the coupon is valid or not and all that shit, eventually winning, not that getting 3 Hot Dogs, large fries and a drink for dinner is really winning anything, but I was excited to get down to business and eat the fucking thing in peace. After getting through the first hot dog, a dude who obviously knew the counter guy, because they gave each other some secret fucking handshake walks in. They start talking about some party they were at, where they plan on going this weekend and all that shit that people with friends do, and dude goes to order the fucking same hot dogs I’m in the middle of eating, and the counter guy says something like “Dude…do not order the fuckin’ hot dogs! They were a week expired and from some new supplier and we’ve had complaints about them all week, people are getting sick and shit because of them, so stay the fuck away”, they get a good laugh, I look down at my 3/4 eaten plate, pissed off the asshole chose to not tell me that pretty fucking valuable information, figure I’m in too deep and finish the shit off, go home and prepare my will because I’m convinced I’m going to die. I ended up throwing up, I’m not really down with ever eating hot dogs again and it turns out that either is Annalynne McCord….

I posted a video of Annalynne McCord Lesbianism , you know on a date with am ugly chick who she kisses on the mouth and nobody noticed it, now these pictures of her kissing someone who I assume is the same ugly girl hit so it’s safe to say, either bitch is a dyke, or she just likes kissing her female friends on the mouth and I guess no one really gives a shit, because everyone’s fuckin’ gay these days and it isn’t fuckin’ newsworthy, especially when it’s about some chick no one’s ever heard of and who no one gives a shit about….

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Lesbian

2008

27

Nov

Jamie Foxx is a Singer of the Day

Will Smith Version 2, is about to release his first album and this is the boring video for the boring song. If you don’t know who Jamie Foxx is, he was some aspiring singer who ended up getting sidetracked into doing stand-up, got cast in movies and TV shows and eventually won an Oscar for playing Ray Charles in Ray.

Now the problem with a having already made it, you know having a lot of money and a name, a huge audience and a label willing to pump money into you, a budget to make a big bang and big music videos, instead of being some punk kid with a demo tape who sings R&B that people only care about when he is too slow to bring them out their McDonald’s combo meal…means that dude doesn’t need to start a buzz about his shit, so instead of making songs with videos of booties talking at the strip club, or rolling around on silk in lingerie because his luscious voice makes them cum, we get this boring wholesome shit, which may be a nice change of pace for Christians, Gays and feminists who are tired of all the hetero sex in the media for their own moral reasons, but I have a feeling no one else is tired of all the sex in the media, so this is just like a spit in our motherfucking faces.

Dude had a great opportunity to do something that people can jerk off to here, but instead he did this.

Posted in:Jamie Foxx|Singer

2008

27

Nov

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I was complaining to this chick who sends me free clothes about how there’s nothing exciting about Thanksgiving. You know, you’re forced to eat a ton of food with your family that you hate, you know getting drunk trying to ignore the fact that you hate everything about your life and that you’re thankful for absolutely nothing, and the only thing good about it is that you get time off. Sure some people throw parties on a school night but that’s only good if you don’t have to spend your days off traveling….making thanksgiving a whole lot of work for nothing and work is never a holiday…

A holiday like Halloween is a lot better because girls get slutty even though you don’t get a day off, the panties you see being worn in public make it good times, the Fourth of July is a lot better because girls get drunk and will fuck you if you tell them you were in the Army, they feel like it is their civic duty, Christmas because you get gifts and presents and no matter how shitty they are, are always fun, Valentines day, which may not even be a Holiday like Halloween, because you don’t get a day off, but girls who are single feel inadequate, lonely and unloved and that usually means starving to get laid, by anyone, even you. Thanksgiving is just a waste of fucking time……

She wrote this to me, defending Thanksgiving….

Thanksgiving is for built for sluts, it legitimizes emotional eating and sluts are usually insecure and have unhealthy relationships with food due to that insecurity so thanksgiving is really a day for sluts….

I don’t see how seeing a slut stuffing her miserable face makes for a good time, Not to mention, knowing that Thanksgiving is probably the one night she’ll be staying in and not dancing on tables in bars lookin for male attention, meaning it’s just a holiday from her being a slut and a slut who isn’t slutty, but who is eating like a pig, just doesn’t do anything for me…and either does the thought of the massive shit she’ll be taking…because I deal with emotional eating and big shits everyday with my wife so I don’t find it that much of a Holiday. A holiday for me would be where girls fast because eating disorders would be a nice change of pace for me, and make me reflect on how the world isn’t as bad as I think it is….

Either way, that was a weird fucking rant but here’s a ton of links from the stepFORUM for you turkey eating motherfuckers….I figure you’ll need something to distract you during these hard times you’re supposed to celebrate today….

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———Celebs———

Roxanne McKee – Sexy in Maxim Magazine
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HOT – Scarlett Johansson in her bra w/ Eva Mendes & Paz Vega
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Britney Spears – Rolling Stone Magazine Dec. 08
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Kristen Stewart in a new photoshoot for Twilight
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Anastasia @ British Fashion Awards 2008
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HOT – Sophie Howard – “Sexiest Moments 2008!” (NSFW)
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Avril Lavigne – Arrives @ the Villa Lounge in LA w/ Paris
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Natalie Portman – On set LAOIP with co star kid
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HOT – Kitty Lea – Bizarre Magazine (SFW)
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Shannen Doherty – Shopping in Hollywood
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Hilary Duff – Nice ASS in jeans, shopping at Fred Segal
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Lindsay Lohan in leather jacket out & about
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“50 Sexiest Moments Of 2008!” According To Nuts Mag (NSFW)
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Ashley Tisdale Coffee Candids @ Coffee Bean
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Jessica Biel and her ass – dog-walking in Hollywood
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HOT – Bianca Beauchamp
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Miranda Kerr & dude out in Venice candids
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Famke Janssen @ “Australia” Premiere in NYC
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Beyonce Knowles – In SKIN TIGHT black catsuit
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Vanessa Hudgens & Ashley Tisdale – US Weekly PhotoShoot
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Maria Bello -The Yellow Handkerchief Premiere
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Maggie Grace – Frost/Nixon Premiere
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———Music———

Coldplay – Viva La Vida (Prospekt’s March Edition)
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Britney Spears – Circus
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Kanye West – 808s & Heartbreak
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Various Artists – Ever Better
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Say Hi To Your Mom – The Wishes And The Glitch
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Filter – Remixes For The Damned
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Panic! At The DIsco -Live Session iTunes
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Papa Roach – Live Session (iTunes Exclusive)
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I Set My Friends On Fire
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Ringo Starr & His All Starr Band Live
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Nickelback – Greatest Hits (seriously)
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Natalie Walker – Urban Angel
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Mika – Mika
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———Pics——–

Women – Something to put your dick in
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The Hottest Chick You’ll See All Week!
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Some Real Chicks!
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———Movies and TV———

The IT Crowd – Seasons 1-3
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24: Season 7 – 17 minute Preview
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The Number 23
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Scourge
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The Weekend
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Cheech.and.Chong.Up.in.Smoke
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Doomsday
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Sophie’s Choice
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———Sleaziness———

ASSSSSSSSS
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Hot Ams Courtesy Of Sean
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Sex Boat
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Dylan Ryder – Exploited Teens
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Alex ~ Exploited College Girls
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Hot Wife Rio – POV Presents
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Sean Gives us More Random Chicks
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Dylan Ryder – MILF’s Like it Big
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Hot Blonde, Big Tits, and a little salad tossing
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Yummy on the beach
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———Screening Room———

Olivia Munn’s New Album!!
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Soldier Firing The 60mm Mortar Handheld
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Rabbit Shows cat Who Is The Fucking Boss
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———Polls———

Suri Cruz
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———Nacho’s Comedy Albums——–

Lenny Bruce – Busted!
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Ricky Gervais – Out Of England
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Flip Wilson – Cowboys And Colored People
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Lenny Bruce – The Carnegie Hall Concert
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———Games———

Beijing 2008 – The Official Video Game
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Pipe Mania 2008
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X-Men : The Official Game
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———Audio Books———

Bromeliad 3 – Wings
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I Can Make You Thin – Paul McKenna
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Bromeliad #1 Truckers
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David Sedaris – Barrel Fever
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The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2008

27

Nov

The iGallop of the Day

Someone emailed me this product that came out a while ago called the iGallop. It is designed to bring the horseback riding experience into the bedroom, or living room, or wherever the fuck you want to pretend you’re riding a fucking horse, without actually having to buy a horse, house a horse, and take care of a horse. Shit looks like a classy version of a sex machine because when you take off the dildo attachment, pretend it’s a high society, like an equestrian simulator, the orgasms it gives you feel a lot less humiliating than rubbing up against the dryer at a laundromat.

To think you thought your only horse fetish was Heidi Montag, Haylie Duff, Sarah Jessica Parker and that time you played farm with that manure smelling chick you met at the bar and you put a saddle on, a Horse Tail Butt Plug who you let mount you like this was some beastiality shit after taken her on a ride….oh right that wasn’t a girl…but you get the idea…

Either way here are some iGallop videos I found….

You Look So Gay….

I Doubt She’s 18….But It’s Not Inappropriate Since She’s Just Riding a Virtual Horse…Right?

Short Skirt Asian….

Mall Voyeur

Cat on the iGallop

Fat Man on the iGallop

Innocent Shoppers on the iGallop

Girl Gets a Yeast Infection on the iGallop

Posted in:iGallop|Videos

2008

27

Nov

Top Turkey Videos for Thanksgiving of the Day

I am going to admit, I didn’t put much effort into this. There are probably way better Turkey videos out there and I apologize to anyone who spent hours slaving over their Turkey video, hoping one day it would be featured on a site nobody reads.

I just figured when you assholes are all dicking around with your family, or by yourself on your day off, doing whatever bullshit you do to entertain yourself, whether it’s watching football, telling your mom how much you miss her and are so happy to be back home to suck her tit and help in the kitchen, going through old photo albums, and wondering where the good old days have gone, dealing with repressed memories of you getting touched by one of your uncles during Thanksgiving dinner many years ago, or if you’re trying to come to terms with your unresolved issues with your parents, you know feeling like you don’t measure up to your siblings, like you’re their least favorite, like they’re ashamed of you…..you might as well do it to these videos…

Not to mention, I think it’s good to know where your Turkey’s been and what it’s gone through to end up on your table, while I sit here eating pasta noodles with soya sauce I found in the back of the closet, and it pretty much tastes like shit…

Here are the videos….

The 6 Dollar Ukrainian Turkey…..

Some Weird Angry Death Metal Turkey Killer…Named Psycho Jim….

Farm Boys Don’t Just Like Fuckin’ Their Sister, They Like Burning Turkeys To Death….

Psycho Jim Does it Again Only With Restraints…

The Butcher…..Music Provided By DJ AM….

Good Ol’ Country Folk, Claude Ouellette & Albert Rozas The Turkey Killers With a Sense of Humor Edition….

A Couple French Men, An Axe and an Obscure Film Artist Lookin Motherfucker

Some Wierd Interpretive Student Film Turkey Slaughter

Posted in:Thanksgiving

2008

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I know you are probably on the road, in a car, on a train, taking the bus, flying to visit your family on this glorious holiday, or you are sitting alone at home because your family didn’t invite you since they decided to go to the beach to avoid you and the disappointment you always bring with you. Maybe you’re the one who decided not to see your family because they always judge you and embarrass you knowing you came from them, but it is still Thanksgiving and you should be getting into your turkey costume for the traditional turkey stuffing to clear out your insides for the Turkey Feast tomorrow, but maybe that’s just how they do things in my home, I guess any excuse to stick dick in ass, is a good one…..

The point of all this is to say, be safe, eat well, don’t get too drunk and fuck your family members, don’t get too made and go on a murderous rampage because you feel alone in life, because you’ve always got me….not that that’s a good thing and I will only communicate with you via email, but it’s better than offing yourself.

I admit, I am partially jealous of you, since I like eating, it’s kind of a hobby of mine, but I don’t have to work on the site tomorrow, but probably will, because not everything is about USA, there are other people in the fucking world you know….and some of us had Thanksgiving months ago.

Now unbutton your pants, start your drinking and send me some pictures of the craziness that happened.

Remember no party is a success unless at least one of the people involved has to take the morning afterpill…

I am not sure if that applies to family functions….

But it does to me.

Ok, enough of this haiku bullshit, here are my links for now….

Thanksgiving Turkey Porn
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The Penis That Ruined Tara Reid, Ruins Another Girl….
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I Don’t Know Who Kitty Lea is But She Makes Me Want to Fuck the Shit Out of an Elf
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Why Hello There Shovel..I’m Nuts
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Britney Should Stay on Whatever Starvation Diet She is Doing Because It’s Working
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Sharon Stone Geriatric Upskirt
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Electric Door Knob Prank…
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Diddy Thinks He’s Obama Cuz Money Makes a Motherfucker Crazy
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The Hottest Native Americans in History
Happy Thanksgiving, You Fucks
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Maria Sharapova Is Good For More Than Just Tennis
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Throwback Hair Dryer Prank
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Find a Girl to Fuck Because, Well, DO You Really Need a Reason?
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Danica McKellar is Just Too Much
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More of the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show
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More Drama With Paris
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And That’s Why You Don’t Play Darts When You’re Drunk
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Rope Swing Fail
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A Couple of Ad Agency Employees Banging in the Office at 5 pm, Because They are Hypocrites and Think What I do is Porn…Well Maybe They Should Be Watching More Porn, Because Their Cubicle Sex fucking Sucks…
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Some Archie Bunker Homophobia That Would NEVER Air on TV Today Because We’ve Got Soft….Motherfuckers…
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Top 10 Dysfunctional Families
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Some Cheesy Sluts Posing WIth Motorbikes Gallery
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Chelsea Handler Posed Naked for Playboy
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OK Magazine Has a Funny Typo…
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13 Things to Look Out For in Steven Segal’s Reality Show
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Old Video of Some Reporter Turns Hood
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Sign-UP to this Porn Site and Make Me Rich…
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13 Female Celebrities Crawling Around on All Fours…
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Tiffany Mulheron Gallery
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THE ARRESSTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE IS HAPPENING
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Georgia Jones Loves the Great Outdoors
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The War on Drugs
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Sophia is Sultry
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Economic Crisis is Killing These Celebs….
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Miranda Kerr Looks Good on the Cover of Page Six
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Angelina May Be Knocked Up Again
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Striptease of the Day
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Naughty Dog Versus Shaking Ass
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Chick Gets Nipple Pierced
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A World Without Crazy Ladies on Crack is Not a World I Care to Live In
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Build a Raft Naked! Why Not?
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You This to Get Sex Because You are a Loser That Never Gets Laid And Its Starting to Be Pathetic
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Sorry, But I Love Snoop Dogg
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The Stomping of the Grapes, But without I Love Lucy
And in Cartoon Form
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Infinity + Infinity + Infinity
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A Whore Named Aubrey O’Day is GOing to Be Doing Playboy…..
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Even Madonna’s Own Daughter Hates Her
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Train Your Cat to Poop in the Toilet
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How To: Lose a Stripping Contest
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Hot Young Ass Posin in Underwear…
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I don’t know if this is legal photobucket….you guys should go to jail….
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Vegas’ Version of a Scene Chick in Her Underwear
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Thanksgiving is Depressing, you know seeing how annoying your family is, or how happy your brother is, so steal his credit card and make yourself fuckin’ happy for once in your shitty fucking life….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

26

Nov

Kristen Stewart Smokin’ the Pipe of the Day




Here are some pictures of Kristen Stewart, some chick I’ve never heard of because she is ugly, but who is part of this whole Twilight phenomenon and people are confusing as being something pretty, when the only thing pretty about her is how ugly she is. These are some pictures of her smoking some pipe you’d buy at a head shop to smoke whatever drugs you want with. I guess she’s taking a lead from her big Celebrity Rehab brother Sean Stewart, not that they are related, but with a face like that they could be. Something seriously went wrong with Rod Stewart’s sperm….I blame Karma getting back at him for him getting through a loophole and landing a fucking career, tons of money and many ex-model wives….or maybe it’s just too much partying on the road fuckin’ things up a little.

Speaking of drugs, I assume the only drug she’d be smoking in public is one that is legal, because she doesn’t want to lose future work and drag her name in the mud like she’s some kind of Lohan, since she’s new to the scene, but still wants to get fucked up enough to look in the mirror and believe all the hype she’s getting, so I’m guessing she’s getting down with Salvia.

Here are Some Pictures of her showing off her tight little body….that doesn’t match her broken down face…

Wow…bad post…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Smoking

2008

26

Nov

Claudia Schiffer’s New Job as a Bad Tooth Clown of the Day

I had to go to the vagina doctor with my wife. I didn’t really understand why, because she needs more of an exterminator than a doctor for that shit, you know it’s like it’s been left to fend for itself for too long that the fucking thing is no longer a medical issue and more one of pest control, but being the nice guy that I am, I went with her.

The radio was on in the waiting room and I was forced to listen to an hour of Christmas songs. From Bing Crosby, Elvis, Perry Como and it even went into some of the newer shit, that came a solid month too early for my cold dead heart, so I asked the bitch at the desk to put on something a little less annoying and offensive and she told me to sit down and turned up the fucking volume. I was a little surprised that such a big cunt worked at a vagina doctor, but I guess it was fitting.

Speaking of fitting, it looks like Claudia Schiffer’s teeth are trying to escape that clown mouth of hers, she probably regrets leaving David Copperfield back in her prime, when she didn’t need his services, because motherfucker could have sorted that shit out for her, I mean he did walk through the great wall of China and he did make the Statue of Liberty disappear, meaning he has what it takes to make her beauty not disappear, but I guess she’ll just have to go to a plastic surgeon like the rest of the supermodels who aren’t super anymore, but who want to be super, because it is all their know, and their whole contribution to the world and self-worth is based on their beauty, and now that it’s gone, they’re left not knowing what to do with themselves….and in Claudia Schiffer’s case, that personal conflict has made her forget her teeth bleaching treatment while trying to figure out her next step..

The good news is that if she chooses to not go through with the surgery, she can always take this look to the local hospital to Patch Adams that shit for sick kids, I hear it’s rewarding.

On a side note, part of me has died today….

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|Clown|Teeth

2008

26

Nov

Eliza Dushku Gets Eye Fucked By Some Who Can’t Dick Fuck Her of the Day

I knew an older guy who had spent many years drinking and eating badly. We used to hang in the park, he was retired and I was just a slacker, and he was shitting blood for a couple weeks before we forced him to go to the doctor. He had some kind of ass cancer and they had to remove something and that fucked up his boners.

So this dude spent the next 6 months depressed and complaining to us about how he can fuck whores like he used to, he couldn’t even jerk off because he couldn’t get it up, and that his shit was officially broken. He tried Viagra and it didn’t work, so his doctor suggested testosterone therapy because it was supposed to keep him young and virile, despite being in his 60s.

What that treatment did to him was fucking criminal, it turned him into a fucking monster. He’d stare down women like a guard dog scoping out a black guy climbing the junkyard fence, he’d talk about pussy more aggressively than ever, and he’d grab at random chicks who would walk by. Dude turned into a fucking rapist, but couldn’t do shit about it, because despite the fucking testosterone, his dick still didn’t work, so here was this raging hormonal freakshow who you couldn’t walk down the street without breaking some kind of law and scaring anything with a pussy, who was more sexually frustrated than you have ever been in your life because even though he wanted to fuck more than he ever did, he couldn’t do anything about it, so he got off the treatment, went back to normal and 6 months later they found out the cancer had spread and he died, and this picture reminds me of him and is my little tribute to let him know I have never forgotten those magical days of creepin’ together….

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|Old Man

2008

26

Nov

Pink’s Sober and Has Lesbian Sex With Herself in her New Video of the Day

Pink’s new video for a song called Sober hit yesterday and I was too lazy to post it, mainly because I didn’t really give a fuck about Pink or her penis, but I came across the screencaps of her having sex with herself in lingerie and figured it was weird enough to put out there. Is she going on the Lohan kick and doing what nature intended for her, or is she just over guys because her husband broke her heart by leaving her for a real woman, or maybe she’s just given up on everyone and has vowed to spend the rest of time fucking herself, and I guess it doesn’t matter because she’s not hot, so thinking about who she fucks, how she masturbate or even her getting off in general is something that should not enter anyone’s mind, because if it does, you may just be gay, but you already knew that didn’t you, you just don’t want your family to know…

I don’t know what I’m going on about, the truth is I’d fuck Pink, there I said it, but then again I have no standards and haven’t quite figured out if I am gay or not, but I like the idea of her broken heart, down on her luck accessibility, not to mention her bank account, and her hardcore suburban rock attitude that makes me want to punch a mall security guard while high from compressed air at Best Buy,after he busts me stealing underwear from Sears….or some shit.

So if you can stomach sitting through a Pink video, there’s a couple seconds of her having sex with herself.

Here are some of the screencaps….

Posted in:Pink|Sober|Video

2008

26

Nov

Warning…Don’t Go to Mumbai for your Thanksgiving Weekend of the Day

If you had plans to go to Mumbai for some Butter Chicken cuz your family didn’t invite you to their house for Turkey, you may want to re-schedule, because shit is in flames, people are getting killed, people are being held hostage and US and British people are being targeted and Sikhed (get it). The airport, hotels, restaurants and cafe’s that tourists frequent are all getting hit, and this is some crazy shit, so if you’re reading this, you can be thankful that you are an ignorant piece of shit who’s idea of Indian is people on a reserve who don’t pay taxes and run Casinos and your idea of traveling is going to a 3 star resort in the Dominican or Cancun, because culture is for losers while Cancun is for all you can drink bars, tit flashing and getting herpes before your 21st birthday….all for around 1000 dollars.

Here’s a video….I am sure tons more are out there….


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If you’re lookin’ for a deal, you may want to reach out to the Oberoi Hotel, it’s One Currently Being Attacked….It could like bookin’ Florida during Hurricane Season….I should be a Travel Agent….

UPDATE – DO NOT CALL ANY CUSTOMER SUPPORT NUMBERS FOR ANY US PRODUCT BECAUSE THE WAIT TIME IS LONGER THAN USUAL.

ANOTHER UPDATE – THE TAJ HOTEL IS ON FIRE AND PEOPLE ARE STILL INSIDE THE HOTEL BECAUSE THE TERRORISTS TOLD THEM TO STAY IN THEIR ROOM – PROBABLY A VERY HORRIBLE WAY TO GO – RIP MOTHERFUCKERS…..

Posted in:Mumbai|Terrorist Attacks

2008

26

Nov

Beyonce in Full Body Spanx on the Today Show of the Day

In honor of Thanksgiving, I decided to post these pictures of a turkey, or someone who will probably eat an entire turkey tomorrow, because Beyonce is the kind of girl who just doesn’t like sharing and has the ability to clear a table stocked with enough fried chicken for a couple dozen people, but in her defense, she’s never been this physical in her performances, and that probably works up a mean appetite, you know making those who used to be shocked with how much she managed to eat before, she was doin’ nothing, totally blown the fuck away when they see what she manages to stuff in her face now, and it’s got something to do with her not wanting to share the spotlight with the younger, hotter Rihanna who I know she just can’t fucking stand, even though Rihanna’s career is making Beyonce’s divorce settlement a lot more lucrative, when she finally leaves Jay Z for two timing her.

Every time I watch her do this song and dance, I laugh because of the pain I see in her eyes. It’s like watching some morbidly obese person trying to get a new lease on life and taking their fat ass to the streets to burn off some calories, or like watching my wife trying to get off the couch. There is struggle and panting as heart is begging her to stop, but Beyonce won’t listen, because if she does, it means Rihanna won.

At least she’s managed to find a full-body pair of spanx to strap her in and keep her fat from spilling out all over the fuckin’ reinforced stage, making the homeless people they kicked off their corner to throw this street performance even more pissed off, you know in a first they take their homes and now they’re rubbing how much food they’ve managed to stuff in their faces in their face, while they sitting there starving, cold in mismatched shoes waiting for it all to end..

Here are the pics.

And the videos….

Her Performing Single Ladies…

Her Obnoxious Grand Entrance and a Little Crazy in Love

Bonus Some Dude in the Crowd’s Vidoe

Posted in:Beyonce|Fat|Spandex

2008

26

Nov

Holly Montag Shows Her Panties on MTV Canada of the Day

Her name is Holly Montag and in case you were wondering she is the spin-off of her sister Heidi, that’s just how deep The Hills goes, it makes celebrities out of the family and friends of the lying pieces of shit who the show is based on, which means that not only does that shit ruin our lives, but also the lives of innocent people, who get caught up in the whole thing when they see how much money and how many perks their siblings are getting, that they need to jump on the fuckin’ bandwagon and get their fair share or some shit, and at least they are getting paid. I just hope for their sake they don’t think this is going to open any real doors for them, because the fame from this show is fleeting. There’s no room to show off any actual talent and I’m sure no producer would touch anyone who has tainted themselves with this shit, it’s like fucking the fat chick in your neighborhood, who’s pussy smells like gym socks and old cheddar one night when you’re drunk at a party, the same party the hot chick you’ve been working when you are of sound body and mind is at, the one who accidentally walks in on you in the kitchen pantry with your dick 2 inches (75% of the way) in this piece of shit girl that is only at the party because no one had the heart to tell her she wasn’t invited for fear of having her columbine their asses, and the same girl who looks at you disappointed around the same time they throw up in disgust and run off in tears because she was on the fence about getting with you, but just need a little more convincing, but instead of working on them proper by getting her too drunk to realize what the fuck she was doing, you go out and fuck the fat girl who smells that everyone teases.

I don’t know if that made sense, but being a fouth tier character on The Hills is career suicide, but at least Holly Montag’s got the right idea and shows her very white panties on Canadian cable channels, not that it’s that big of a deal, since only one person is watching the shit, but it’s a big deal to me, because the white panties my wife wears are only white for about a minute before the yellow mucus discharge faucet in her pants wins the wrestling match that is her putting them on.

Either way, I’m a simple man, and these pics are good enough for me and that’s why I am sharing them with you. Thanks girl on Facebook who I stole these from. I’m sure you’ll be emailing me to take them down in about a minute. Asshole.

Posted in:Holly Montag|Panties

2008

26

Nov

Megan Fox is Still a Slut, Even When Wearing Lots of Clothes and Flying Away For Thanksgiving of the Day

I’m not a lesbian or anything, but Megan Fox pretends she is to get attention from the media and really secure her place as the town whore everyone wants to fuck. Kinda like Katy Perry and her whole kissed a girl shit, proving that men are weak, it doesn’t take very much to get excited, but the least Megan Fox could do is get out of her Brian Austin Green issued uniform that covers her from head to toe, and show us that pussy she’s always talkin’ about using because eventually she’ll have had his kid, since she’s under his spell, and it’ll all be over for her, true story, some crazy lady told me all about it on the bus today, she carrying a bag filled with bras and underwear she picked up at the Salvation Army, so I’m not sure how much of what she says is fact and how much of it is crazy.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Slut