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2011

13

Jun

Her Vagina Aint Handicapped of the Day

I don’t know how I missed this, but it’s amazing…

This is the kind of girl who would let you do anything you wanted to do to her, because I’m guessing not many people are offering her dick, even though the perverts I know wouldn’t let a little birth defect get in the way of getting off…

I lost my virginity to an albino chick for the very same reason….they are girls with needs who everyday dudes ignore as potential great head…once you get past the disgusting and weird factor, it’s all gravy…..vagina gravy.

I figure as this hits more and more views and her celebrity gets huge, she’ll have all the groupie cock knocking on her oxygen tank…

This is just the beginning for this star….and thank god for her…her vagina ain’t handicapped…This cripple with swag owns the internet….cuz she’s doing the shit I tried to get a retard home I was working for years ago to make similar videos…but they thought mocking their handicapped kids was wrong…even though that kind of ownership leads to acceptance….or some shit…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

13

Jun

Angelina Jolie Not Wearing Make-Up for Louis Vuitton of the DAy

So apparently this is an ad for Louis Vuitton featuring Angelina Jolie, shot by Annie Leibovitz, in Cambodia on one of her hunts for new children to give the good life to….

More interestingly, the Louis Vuitton people are saying that bitch isn’t wearing any make-up…they didn’t go out and say that this is how she looks when she wakes up in the morning because that would be a lie and the truth is that Angelina Jolie isn’t wearing make-up in this shoot, because this isn’t even her, this is in fact an artist rendition of her, or shit is photoshopped so much that it’s just a computer sketch of her…and who really cares…it is not like you can jerk off to it….but it is funny to call billion dollar companies out….for their lies they are stating in exchange for lots of press…or something..

Either way, who cares, she’s in clothes and that is boring to our kind. Where are the titty/pussy shots?! I mean that is her actual luxury purse…

Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2011

13

Jun

Jaime King in a Bikini of the Day

Here is highschool drop out turned heroin addict model with a dead boyfriend turned actor that I hardly remember wanting to fuck a long time ago, but I can’t figure out why, but assume it had to do with being down to fuck anything with a pussy, especially when it is younger and in magazines, photoshopped and hot bodied…..

She’s in a bikini, even though there should be a cut off date, just based on principle, where a bitch shouldn’t be allowed in a bikini, even if she’s not fat and people can still jerk off to her in a bikini, cuz we need to lead by fucking example, as more 35 year olds don’t look like this, so we don’t want them getting any ideas that make them think that they do….or that they can pull it off too…cuz more 35 year olds are moms with mom bodies not ex heroin addict bodies….

But then again, who really cares about what I think….

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Posted in:Jaime King

2011

13

Jun

Taylor Momsen Titty Flash of the Day

Apparently Taylor Momsen flashed the crowd with her electrical tape clad titties yesterday, cuz she’s starved for attention, showing the world just how rock she is, cuz she just doesn’t give a fuck, you see years of being a childstar make you hard…..you know essentially nothing but a bullshit hustle, for a bullshit girl, who will have no choice but to fuck on camera when she finally does turn 18, cuz that’s where she’s at right now…..

The whole Taylor thing is useless and waste of time, or as useless and a waste of time as a teen flashing her tits can be, which I guess isn’t really useless or a waste of time at all, but she’s still a fucking try hard joke who shouldn’t exist….even if she wins us perverts over.

On a side note, I’m so good at the internet I got you this genius clip of the flashing…

You’d think people coulda got some better footage…Oh well.

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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

13

Jun

Mia Michaels Big on the Beach of the Day

Her name is Mia Michaels. She’s some emmy award winner for being the Choreographer on So You THink You Can Dance. She’s on the beach and I think it’s safe to say she needs a little less choreography and a lot more dancing in her life…cuz this bitch is huge. So huge it is almost offensive she call herself a dancer, unless her form of dance is being the bouncy castle little kids play on in the backyard at birthday parties, or the freak entertainment at the stripclub on BBW night, where their skin dances in ways skinny chicks can’t relate to….and that’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Mia Michaels

2011

13

Jun

Kendra Wilkinson Fake Whore Tits of the Day

Here’s some real deal horrible porn pussy , Kendra Wilkinson from Playboy, brought her horrible donkey face out to some bullshit event, and I almost appreciate her attempt to use her fake tits to distract us from her horrible face…you know cuz using her fake tits is all she really knows…and they are the reason she’s made it this far in a career that should never have really existed based on her skill set alone…unfortunately, fake tits dont impress me at all…they aren’t even expensive…even crackwhores I know can manage to save 5k if they really want to….

What does impress me is that she released a sex tape that failed a few years ago, the peak of my career wasn’t writing this SEX TAPE REVIEW , because sex tapes don’t impress me, cuz like implants, they are easy to do…but I do like watching them…..but the fact that it was shot when she was 19, natural titty and had a pussy of someone you’d expect to have 4-6 kids and a few large penis rapes under their belt…..


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Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson

2011

13

Jun

Christie Brinkley Had the Hottest Tits at he Gayest Night in Showbiz of the Day

Someone looks like they got implants…I’m not gonna name names cuz I don’t need any lawsuits, but then again, she was a bikini model and bikini models have fat tits, they do make push up bras, tight lowcut dresses, spanx and a whole lot of other tricks to make tits chin-high. Old ladies historically hit menopause and their tits keep growing, sagging, and hanging giving lots of skin to work with…and the weird thing in all this is why she wore this out to the Tony’s, or the gayest night in show business, but I can assume it was to test the waters with her new tits and most importantly prevent rape, or maybe it was cuz she knew that amongst the dicks and man pussies, the paps would notice her….and so will I, cuz she’s looking real fucking hot.

Posted in:Christie Brinkley

2011

13

Jun

Ciara Showing Off Tit for Bullshit of the Day

Unless Ciara starts dating Kanye West, I’m gonna say she’s not a man…..because a few years ago, back when she was semi-relevant with a song about sucking dick in the park, there was a rumor going around that she was a man, cuz men who dress like women like to suck dick in the park, and sure there is no guarantee that that rumor wasn’t actually truth, but based on her tits, I’m gonna assume it was the weirdest publicity stunt in the history of trying to be a celebrity…and here are those tits.

Posted in:Ciara

2011

13

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Hot Mom Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr leaving the gym, or what I assume is the gym, cuz bitch just had a kid, and her body looks this amazing, there’s no way she doesn’t spend her fucking life on a treadmill running that baby fat off. Sure, we have no idea what condition her pussy is in after being ravaged by a fucking watermelon sized object, however, I have tried to make a hooker insert a melon in her twat, and we only got to half a cantalope after an hour of trying, and she had a sloppy twat, leading me to believe, it’s not in great condition….but when the rest of her looks like this, I’d risk the horror scene, cuz even on the tightest vagina, my dick doesn’t touch the vagina walls…so it’s just one of those strong stomach situations…

That said….this must really piss off all the husbands with fat new mom wives at home….this must piss off all the new moms too…cuz she’s fucking up your lie that you can’t bounce the fuck back after baby making…the one you and your friends all agreed on so you can eat all the cookies your fat ass desires…

You can argue that she makes millions, this is her job, this is the one thing she has to do…

But I’m just gonna argue that she looks amazing…and you or yours probably don’t…and this is a reminder why it sucks to be you…cuz I’d love to chip a tooth on this thing…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

13

Jun

Music Video With Tits of the Day

EL GUINCHO | Bombay from MGdM | Marc Gómez del Moral on Vimeo.

I don’t know what this is all about, I don’t speak Spanish, despite what you racists thing cuz my name is Jesus Martinez, but it is fucking amazing….hipster looking girls topless, smashing eggs in their faces, balancing laundry on their shoulder, running around in the woods, it’s some next level trying to be weird, but working….which doesn’t happen often, but maybe I’m just seduced by the tits.

How did it take me 8 months to find this….

Warning – Watch it on mute and Skip the first couple minutes of insanity… it is worth it…

Posted in:Music Video With Tits

2011

13

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t think today is so much a morning hangover, but a lifetime of hangover, or at least a 3 day hangover, because I snuck into an open bar event, and I drank until I was asked to leave, as hard and as fast as I could, like some kind of athlete, only to go off to other places to continue to drink my face off, resulting in getting home at 10 am, god knows how, possibly HIV positive, we’ll wait 6-8 weeks for those results, and me not being able to move for 3 days, cold sweats, nightmares, a face to face encounter with someone I’m sure was a zombie out to get me, which could just be heightened paranoia….I didn’t know alcohol could be so wild…

Here’s some morning links to start the day.

Dance Competition FAIL
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The 20 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Bikini Shoots
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Free Cams Because I Am Sure Your Weekend Was as Shitty as Mine Was
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Pregnant or Not, January Jones Has a Sweet Ass
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Bike Lane Hazards – VIDEO
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Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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If Coneing is the Future, I Don’t Think I Want Anything to Do With It
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Meet Tahiti Cora
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Big Boobed Hottie on the Web Cam
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The 25 Hottest Women In Kids’ Movies
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Posted in:MHD

2011

13

Jun

eHarmony Debbie and Her Love For Cats is a Lie of the Day

I wasn’t on the internet this weekend, only because I was getting so fucking drunk that my nervous system is still fucked, shaking, confused, nightmares of losing my last remaining teeth, you get what I’m saying….

But I did log into facebook at least once, looking for internet pussy, to make it all okay, and this video from June 3 was making the rounds. I saw it 10 times in 3 minutes, clicked through to see it had 4 million views, that have become 5,000,000 views, and I’ll tell you this, as funny a concept as shitty, creepy dating site videos is, this is totally fake, staged and a hired actor.

If you think otherwise, you’re an idiot.

It’s gotta be her school project for her MBA or maybe her acting reel, or something, anything that’s not legit.

Now let’s get on with our day…and stop posting this on my facebook feed…it makes me want to cut the bitch with my dick.


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Posted in:Viral Video

2011

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the weekend and thanks to the girls I watched tanning in the park…it looks like I’m gonna be having my own bonaroo festival this weeend..

I don’t know what that means, but I will blame rushing to get the fuck out of her to go drinking with celebs, cuz let’s face it….that’s where I belong…

Here are the stepLINKS, click them all 100 times each. It helps business, if you can really call this a business…which you can’t….cuz businesses are supposed to make money….

Who cares….Rihanna is in town. I wonder if she’s gonna call me to get her pregnant like I was Jay-Z, you know since we’re such solid friends…

Who cares…

Cell Phone in the Ass
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Aimee Teegarden Who YOu’ve NEver Heard Of Checking Out Her Ugly Friends Nipple
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Dude Set World Record For Most Number of Piercings in One Sitting – VIDEO
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January Jones Has An Ass That Will Make Married Men Cheat
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Russel Crowe on Foreskin
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Gisele Tucked Her Balls and Got Into a Dress
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This is the hottest set of overalls I have ever fucking seen
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I’m he kind of guy who will always watch naked bitches on camera for free…are you?
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Web Cam Sluts You Kknow Will Do Their Job Proper
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Julianne Hough Running on the Beach for Attention
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Who Doesn’t Love Staring at Tits – VIDEO
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20 Photos of Sexy Celebrities On Motorcycles
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Brooklyn Decker’s Sweet See Through Top
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Ashley Greene is Sweaty
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right FREE
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Lesbian Squirters – VIDEO
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20 Most Awesome Old School Wrestling Outfits
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Russel Crowe Likes His Dicks Uncut
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UK’s Imogen Thomas Panty Upskirt
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Emma Stone Hotness
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Gotta Love Gisele
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Kristie Alley Disgustingness
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Hello Odette Yustman
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Stealing a Bike, Ghetto Style
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Nikki Benz Gets Herself Off
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Laura Dore Hotness
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Pure Comedy!: Watch Robber Get Jumped And Beat Up Trying To Exit The Scene [Video]
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Adult Baby Fetishist Tricked Nurses Into Getting Him Off
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Beyonce Covers ‘Dazed & Confused’ July 2011
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Get a Load of Lily
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Brit Morgan Maxim Photo Shoot
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Hipster Gal in Overalls of the Day
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Irina Shayk Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hipster Wheelie Fail
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Selena Gomez is in the Hospital
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Check Out This Hot Blonde
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Kate Upton’s Chest Gets Stabbed
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Charlize Theron Hotness
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Kim Kardashian Cheating Scandal Is A Scandal
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Kanye West’s Girlfriend Shows Her Bare Cunt In No Panty Upskirt
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Shows Off Her Nipples In See Through. Sweet Tits!
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Plain And Simple, Kim Kardashian Likes Black Cock
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

10

Jun

Nicole Trunfio Nipple Taped for Fashion of the Day

I am a recent fan of Nicole Trunfio…I posted topless pics of her the other day and I just respect her willingness to get naked for fashion…or to get ahead career wise, cuz she’s got amazing tits….so here she is kinda naked for fashion again….The world needs more heros like this…I mean this is what memorial day should be about.

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2011

10

Jun

Wesley Sneijder’s Wife’s Loving the Attention of the Day

Her name is Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen, and besides having the most obnoxiously long name in the history of names, she’s also a Soccer wife, only instead of just being a knocked up groupie, she’s one of those ambitious soccer wives who wants to use her soccer star husband and a platform to launch an obnoxiously bad career as an actor, or singer or anything that she’s probably not qualified for, but luckily he has money and connections that can help her….

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bitch so excited to have the paparazzi snap off shots of her, it’s like she’s got an adrenaline rush, and this is where sex tapes come from….she’s got a taste and now she wants more…I can see it in her eyes…and dude doesn’t give a shit, he’s just in it for the tits…

Posted in:Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen