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2011

31

Jan

Tara Reid’s Discoball of Love in her Uterus of the Day

Either Tara Reid’s has let her anorexia go, pill popping, appetite supressing hangover go and is finally allowing the calories from her hard drinking to catch up with her, or she’s growing a discoball of love in her uterus of her her own.

I am always amazed by Tara Reid’s ability to not be dead, from having the two decade long spring break party, and think she is well equipped to be a mother as she really gets what today’s youth is all about, as long as their is a keg close by.

I don’t know what I’m getting at her, but I do think she’s knocked up, and it’s nice that she found herself an immigrant “business man” to help maintain and continue the party that is her life…

I could be wrong, this is all based on her bloated stomach, which could be just a distended stomach like she was out of ethiopia, or her period, or even some heroin fueled constapation and really, who fucking cares….

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2011

31

Jan

Amanda Seyfried’s Goodwill Publicity Stunt of the Day

If I had known Amanda Seyfried was giving stuff away, I would have caught the next flight to LA to intercept the Goodwill drop off, so that I could masturbate on each and every item she once owned….before deeming it trash good enough for poor people…that would make for a good opportunity to have the paparazzi take pics of her…cuz she realizes that the more the paparazzi care about her…the more she gets paid…and that would probably also explain her Ryan Philippe relationship…but I assume his abs probably have something to do with that decision making process too…cuz girls like abs, and I know this for a fact, cuz girls don’t like me…but who needs girls when you have a box of crap once owned by girls…it’s the basis of my laundromat dirty laundry stealing hustle…cuz cumming on inanimate things owned by bitches who wont fuck you, it hotter than cumming on the bitches who do want to fuck you, cuz the fact they’d fuck you just makes them weird….and probably very unattractive…not that it matters…now stare at these shorts…this girl is a winner according to me….even if she’s boring in her day to day bullshit…since most people are…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

31

Jan

Rachel Bilson is a Boring Shopper of the Day

What the fuck am I supposed to write about some cunt celebrity in boring clothes shopping, other than that I want want to fuck her cuz she’s been marketed to me properly….especially since I The OC got me laid….cuz college girls are pretty easy…when you date rape them….

She’s not in her underwear, or in some exclusive sex videos Star Wars ex-husband put together in order to stay relevant when he realized that without him kidnapper her and locking her up in Canada, pretending it was a serious relationship, he’s just the dude who played Darth Vader who no one wants to hire and who no one cares about…

So she’s just boring at best, especailly in these pics…..and I can only hope she’s the kind of boring who let’s fucking loose in the bedroom to make up for how much she sucks in person…cuz it won’t belong before bitterness and desperation to pay the bills sets in for Star Wars and motherfucker delivers the goods…and until that happens, you’re stuck with this…and when it does happen, I hope it’s good enough to masturbate to cuz this fucking isn’t.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

31

Jan

Some Screen Actors Guild Awards Highlights of the Day

I hate Hollywood. I hate celebrity. I hate the movies they are making. I hate the TV shows they are making. But more importantly I hate the actors….especially when they are at events created by themselves to celebrate themselves and legitimize their bullshit existence…

Here are the 10 most important things we learned from the Screen Actor’s Guild awards that took place the other night…

1- Jean Luc Picard has busty femal friends unlike all the people who grew up obsessed with his Star Trek captaining….

2- Paz de la Heurta has a Trophy I can only assue is for being a thickest bush exposed on TV – cuz this bitch doesn’t really act,
Paz de la Huerta just get naked all the time.

3 – Natale Portman could star in some ready to drop porn fetishes….unfortuately you all died on the inside…because despite not knowing a thing about this bitch…like that she’s a fucking annoying loser…you think you love her….making jerking off to her birthing impossible cuz you want nothing to do with admitting she’s even pregnant – Weirdo…

4- Sofia Vergara has overrated Tits….cuz she’s old and an immigrant…who should be cleaning hotel rooms…but isn’t…cuz she’s got a good throat…a lesson all girls know…

5- But not as overrated as Christina Hendricks….cuz she’s fat and fat girls don’t deserve any praise…ever…no matter how big their tits are…

6- They allowed pornstars to attend this year…

7- Sarah Hyland looks young but is 20…making it not illegal to jerk off to her while pretending she’s 12 for the sake of your fantasy….

8- Angie Harmom cuz Baywatch Nights never is eternal…

9 – Precious has a twin sister….

10 – That the Screen Actors Guild award is a mastubatory fest that was a waste of everyone’s time and that I am happy I didn’t watch or know what going down…

Posted in:Screen Actors Guild

2011

31

Jan

Some Thong Bikini Dancing on the Beach of the Day

Who cares about celebrities when you have inbred faced white girls with decent asses dancing on the beach in some creeper video…I mean this is the shit life is about….watching overpaid cunts you shouldn’t care about frolick around in the water is alright…but I’m more into real life bitches…with hot asses…That I can actually approach cuz they don’t have security guards and a totally fabricated importance…cuz all you motherfuckers gave them an ego.

Fuck Hollywood. It’s boring…They are running out of ideas….and the insecure pussy they hire isn’t as hot as cool bitches frolicking the streets who don’t know they are hot and who don’t have this self-righteous bullshit importance…

Real life is where it’s fucking at and here is an ass in dance on the beach.

Posted in:Thong Bikini

2011

31

Jan

Irina Shayk is the Number 1 in DT Magazine of the Day

Irina Shayk proves that with some looks, a willingness to get topless for photographers, and access to one of the biggest soccer stars who needs someone like her to help snuff out the homo rumors, becoming famous is easy…

She has been named the top hot bitch by DT magazine of the year…and her winning formula I call being a hooker latch on cunt for the right people, the people who the media care about and riding that shit to the top…

It is the Samantha Ronson piggy back on Lohan and she’s not even hot strategy that got her 50,000 dollars a gig, even though she didn’t know how to DJ and didn’t deserve any stardom, only in Irina Shayk’s case, she knows how to show off her hot little body and she’s pretty talented, so she’s just getting the recognitionshe deserves…she just needed the famous gay athlete to get her there….Good hustle.

Even though these lists are total bullshit lies paid off by publicists…

Some other contenders..

Number 2 – Some Bitch I never heard of….

The rest were just obvious…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2011

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Jeremy Piven Fucked Miley Cyrus
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Tracy Morgan is Fucking Amazing – VIDEO
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Mila Kunisí Badass Bikini Picture Hotness
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These Are HOT Amateurs Cam Chicks and They Are FREE! (NSFW)
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Kacey Jordan Tweeted a Photo of Her Vadge from Charlie Sheen’s House
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Drunk Sluts Make Regrettable Choices (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Sexiest Female Bodies in Sports
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Because It’s Friday And It Would Be Nice to Spend the Weekend Doing Something Fun, No?
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Real Housewive Sluts Was Loaded at the Airport and Here’s the VIDEO
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Toys Aren’t Just For Kids You Know
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Victoria Silvstedt Panty Upskirt (NSFW)
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Yeah I’d Bang Julianne Moore For Sure
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Red Hot Hillary, Laura Dore, Tehmeena Afzal, Rosie Jones And Whitney Port
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Alicia Arden Flashes Her Panties
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I Love Fetish Porn Bloopers (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The Only Person People Hate More Than Jeremy Piven is Miley Cyrus and You Know What? I Kinda Gotta Agree
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I’d Really Like to Get to the Bottom of This Tila Tequila Not Looking Like a Disgusting Whore Thing Cause It’s Starting to Confuse Me
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Bianca Klamt Motta lingerie shoot
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Cassia Riley is Always Good to Take a Look At
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This Chick Bubbles Has More to Love
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Jesus Take The Wheel: Crazy B*tch Tries To Trick Husbandís Mistress Into An Abortion
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Cute Little Teen Babe Webcams it up When Her Parents Leave
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Chanel Payton and Her Friend Get It On
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Strip Clubs, Sex Tapes, Jerking At Work, How the Fuck DO I Get a Job at the FBI
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Kate Bosworth is Leggy in Short Shorts
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Girl Next Door on the Fucking Machine
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Rosie Huntington Whitley Gallery Hotness
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Slut Goes Pantsless on the Bus
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Holly Madison & Laura Croft Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jersey Shore Disgustingness of the Day
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Chocolate Rain: Shred Metal Version
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Anna st the Car Wash (NSFW)
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Everyone Hates Bristol Palin
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Jenna on the Rocks (NSFW)
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P Diddy is Getting Sued for a Trillion Dollars. Wait, What?
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Stacy Keiblerís Drop Dead Sexy Maxim Video
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Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape “Humiliation”
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Kim Kardashian Showing Me Why I Want To Fuck Her Ass
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Alicia Arden’s Panty Upskirt Is Enough To Send Me To The Hospital
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Some New Rihanna’s Naked Pics
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Camilla Belle’s Must See Pics:
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This Porn Star Snitched On Charlie Sheen
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

29

Jan

Rihanna’s Recent Sexting of the Day

There are some recent Rihanna Sexting pics circulating – cuz Rihanna is an attention whore…I mean you don’t just become a huge popstar with minimal talent and average looks, especially when they are from Barbados without illegal teenage prostitution scandal a motherfucker is trying to coverup…

Pics Tipped Off By – SpeedMonkey

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

28

Jan

Chloe Sevigny Nude in Mr. Nice of the Day

HEre is a Chloe Sevigny sex scene from a movie called Mr Nice about a famous British drug smuggler…

Considering this Chloe Sevigny trash has posed naked and sucked dick in movies ….this clip is pretty softcore and boring…but considering it is Friday and my life is softcore and boring cuz I’m not Charlie Sheen…this is gonna have to do…

I know that Chloe Sevigny will always secure her fan base of hipster idiots who think average at best, obscure pussy, that is recongnized as an “artist” and a “fashion icon” by idiots is exciting, intellectual, inspired and all the other cliche’s that come with being a hipster who takes himself seriously, but I just remember her as the AIDS in KIDS….which kinda put a damper on fucking virgins without a condom if the virgins you were trying to fuck without a condom had seen that movie….so I have no choice but hating her for being part of something that deprived us of something pure….when we had the chance to fuck virgins…before girls were losing it at an age we’d get arrested for even looking at them….

Luckily there was also some Unidentified Actress Involved in this Mr. Nice Nudity Hustle….and I’m loving her body….She makes up for that overrated Sevigny trash

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