I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2010

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Check out this Facebook message from a fan of the day……

hi, i don’t know if you read mail from girls…and if you do read mail from girls, I don’t know if you read any further than the time it takes you to figure out whether or not you’ll be able to get sexual pleasure out of them somehow… but if you do: I’d like to respectfully request that you tone down the ‘all women are useless whores’ vibe in your writing. I mean, obviously the celebrities you write about aren’t going to read your stuff so maybe it’s harmless to them… but to bored horny dudes on the internet, you seem like some smart funny guy who is righteously angry and dismissive of the bullshit female roles our culture propogates. The problem is, because you present this anger in creepy and disrespectful ways, it seems to the more impressionable dudes that these ways of viewing women are okay. And then they actually act these attitudes out, and piss a bunch of people off. It’s not really okay to be creepy and disrespectful to women, because it just furthers the gender gap and makes women more likely to act bitchy and irrational ways. Anyway, I guess what I’m trying to say is that everyone wants to get laid… and when you, as a somewhat influential public figure, judge women/chicks/girls/whatever on their looks and vag’s alone, you’re decreasing chances of harmonious fucking worldwide.
Along with great power comes great responsibility.
Peace.

What this chick does not realize is the emails like this do give me serious sexual pleasure. I think I came at least once…

What this chick does not realize is that I am not influential or even a public figure…

She is clearly insane…and makes no sense….but for the record, I don’t judge chicks on their vag’s alone….I also factor in titty.

Here is an insane list of links…Enjoy…

Britney Spears Tweets about her Ass
GO

I am telling you this is the future for a fucking reason – Get with it…
GO

The 10 Sexiest Women From Costa Rica!
GO

Miley Cyrus Slutty Concert Pics
GO

The Britney Spears Domestic Abuse Audio Tapes Are Fake But Here’s Another One Anyways!
GO

This Chick Went Through Airport Security in Lingerie and Here’s The Video – VIDEO
GO

Because Nothing Makes a Day Better Like Watching a Slut Strip
GO

Nina Moric Works It Good – VIDEO
GO

Curvy Amateur Shows Off Boobs
GO

The Sports Movie Hall of Fame: Inducting 50 Movies, 50 Characters and 50 Quotes
GO

Bet You Can’t Move Like This Guy – VIDEO
GO

Because We All Deserve a Surprise Now and Again
GO

A Little Bit of Lucy Liu Topless and Pretending She is a Stripper
GO

Some Nicole Kidman, I Don’t Even Know Why
GO

Olivia Wilde Bikini Throwback
GO

This is How a Host Blows a Turkey – VIDEO
GO

Being Demi Moore Costs More Than Your Salary Per Year
GO

Gotta Love a Cutie Red Head
GO

Sexy Sexy Excercise – VIDEO
GO

Kirsten Dunst in Some See Thru Shit…
GO

Get a Laod of Jamie Hammer
GO

Gina Ramos Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
GO

Rosa Acosta Spreads Em in a VIDEO
GO

Teen with a Tramp Stamp – VIDEO
GO

Holly and Rucca Get It On
GO

Sex Position of the Week – VIDEO
GO

Okay Seriously, Somebody Needs to Punch Jared Leto in the Face
GO

Man I would So Bang Kara DioGuardi
GO

Cathy Finger Herself Through Her Fishnets
GO

Victoria’s Secret 2010 Holydays commercial – VIDEO
GO

Ashley Greene Anyone?
GO

Imogen Thomas Bikini Throwbadk
GO

Busty Slut on the Webcam
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Yeah I’d Bang David Hasslehoff’s Daughters
GO

Ninja Chop Demo FAIL – VIDEO
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Panny Flame is Smoking Hot
GO

The 7 biggest dealbreakers for a woman dating a guy
GO

Jessikun Maximus Has On Insane Body
GO

Miley Cyrus In A Sexy And Skimpy Bathrobe
GO

Kim Kardashian and Halle Berry Cat Fight!
GO

Jennifer Love Hewitt Dropping Some Crazy Cleavage
GO

Kendra Wilkinson Topless Wedding Pics
GO

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

02

Dec

Kim Kardashian See Thru Shirt with Some Fat Tits of the Day

Kim Kardashian wore a see through shirt when she pretended to go to the gym. I guess it was to show off her cleavage to distract from her short, fat legs and wide stance you know she got by not actually going to the fucking gym…cuz pigs don’t work out…they just know how to hang in sewage water, eat and get fucked by other pigs….so I guess Kardashian’s living up to our expectations of her lazy porn past…I wouldn’t expect more from her…cuz she’s pretty much bringing “A LOT”…if you know what I mean…get it, cuz she’s fat. AMazing. I know.

To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link
GO

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

02

Dec

Nicky Hilton in a Bikini of the Day

As much as I hate Paris Hilton for being useless fucking scum of the earth who had the opportunity to do anything in life, but instead chose to try to be famous and in the media for nothing, and as cheesy and obvious as I find her….I think Nicky Hilton is way worse.

She is this weird, boring, latch on who attends all the events, who has a shitty body, and a face I just want to punch and not in a sexual way, becuase there’s just no substance to her….not that Paris has substance, other than a few substances used to manage her herpes, but at least there’s a personality and not just some sour faced cunt who is making me fucking sleepy.

Either way, she was in a bikini and luckily, she was covering up…

To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link
GO

Posted in:Nicky Hilton

2010

02

Dec

Eniko Mihalik and Zoltan Tombor Nude for Vs. Magazine of the Day

Here is Victoria’s Secret 2009 Fashion Show walker, Hungarian Magyar with great tits, not working the circus, but instead working the camera, cuz that’s what thin, tall, Eastern Europeans models who escaped communism do cuz they aren’t built like a fucking tank that crushes dick cuz she can….and I am just glad she goes topless….willingly…I guess all they have to do is show her pictures of her war torn country and threaten to send her back and who really cares…..

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|Zoltan Tombor

2010

02

Dec

Tryin’ to Look Up Elsa Pataky’s Skirt of the Day

This bitch won some hottest pussy of the year award and based on her face. I feel a little ripped off…because the hottest pussy in my mind looks a lot hotter than this…unless of course they were literally talking about her pussy…in which case I have no opinion since all pussy is pretty amazing, even the meaty ones with dick clits and too much lip….and these pictures of her aren’t helping me figure her labia out like it was some kind of riddle, murder mystery dinner party, sodoku puzzle or whatever else in life confuses me that I can’t think of cuz I am hung over..cuz bitch don’t let us look up her skirt like real fame hungry bitches do…and it’s all cuz she thinks she’s in and thinks she’s a made woman….when reality is that I don’t even know who the fuck she is…

Posted in:Elsa Pataky

2010

02

Dec

Jessica Simpson is Still Fat of the Day

This just in. Jessica Simpson is still fat. Unfortunatley, not fat for me to not be down to fuck, and I hate fat chicks, but I can easily rationalize it, since anything next to my wife looks skinny….end of story.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2010

02

Dec

Katy Perry Thick Uterus and Caked-On Face of the Day

Katy Perry is dressed like a trophy. A horrible, caked-on make-up to cover her acne scars trophy. With a sloppy looking body trophy no one wants. I don’t get how she is already muff-gunted even though she hasn’t even had kids in her fake publicity stunt marriage. I am totally uninterested in her. She’s a talentless hag and she’s fooled her way into celebrity by getting titty fucked and suckin’ dick, typical Christian girl behavior, but I find the whole thing fucking boring. I just wanted to put that out there.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

02

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some of the latest “news” clips. I should call this the weird internet video clip post of the day…because it’s never news…but I’m bad at marketing….

Here you go:

Hot Paralyzed Playmate Tammy Banovac in her lingerie going through airport security stripped the fuck down to make a point..only because paralyzed girls are amazing at anal sex cuz they don’t feel a shit…also the reason they are no good at anal sex….either way….weirdness….

Comic versus Heckler…I have no idea why this guys has 600,000 views….cuz this joke was fucking obvious…I was hoping he raped her on the spot to teach her a lesson about his sexual ability….

Hot Emotional Damage on a Molested Girl cuz it’s always nice to see a man’s abuse really torment a bitch for her entire life. You know that whole emotionally damaged years after being molested hustle….. It is the basis of penis hating lesbians. It is the reason for porno and male attention craving girls who know how to suck dick real well cuz they started at such a young age…..It is the reason for teenage pregnancy and drug addiction…so in a lot of ways shit makes the world go round.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

02

Dec

Rose McGowan and Amy Smart at the Dead Awake Premiere of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rose McGowan and Amy Smart at the premiere of their new movie, it toally feels like it’s still 1999. Unfortunately, I don’t. The last 11 years have destroyed me physically, mentally, and emotionally…I think I just shat out my liver and I haven’t stopped coughing in 6 months. I am broke, unemployed and married to a fat pig. My stepdaughters are no longer 16 and 17 and a lot has happened. Not to mention lookin’ at these girls 10 years later….looks 10 years later…it’s one of those putting your wife in a school girl outfit…if you can find one in her size…it just doesn’t work…it just isn’t an actual school girl and no amount of booze can make you think it is….

Posted in:Amy Smart|Rose McGowan