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2009

12

Mar

Paris Hilton and her Staged Hawaii Vacation of the Day

If any relationships are real in Hollywood, and not just an extension of their PR strategies, you know where they actually have a soul, connection, love, passion, interest in each other, then the Good Charlotte sister will probably be pretty fucking heavy hearted after seeing these pictures, but not as heavy hearted as when his one true love, his soulmate, his masturbation partner, settled with Nicole Richie and made babies.

Not that it matters because we aren’t faggot’s here and we don’t care about emotions, we believe if fuckin’ whores until our dicks bleed then fuckin’ them some more, you know stringing women along, lying to them, manipulating them and only doing it because they allow us to, not because we’re bad people, but because they are just retarded and like drama, like being mistreated and lied to and love suckin’ dick when they think it’ll get them something. Unfortunately, you’re still a virgin and I’m married to a fat chick I don’t like fucking, but that’s how we should be.

I guess the real joke in all this shit, is that there is no way these pictures aren’t staged, I’ve never gone scuba diving before, but I’m pretty sure there were no paparazzi down there waiting for a celeb just incase they were, but maybe that should be their new strategy, because under water bikini pics, will be something new to jerk off to, and trust me, we’re all lookin’ for that….

The sad news of the day is that Paris was attacked by a shark, but her vagina faught it off and she survived…the shark wasn’t so lucky…and either is this Reinhardt motherfucker.

Here they are getting ice cream…

Posted in:Hawaii|Paris Hilton|Vacation

2009

12

Mar

Britney Spears’ Bikini Ass Picture of the Day

These pictures of Britney came out a couple of days ago, but who the fuck cares when they came out. Someone emailed this picture to me and I felt the need to post it and I don’t necessarily know why. It’s probably got something to do with me having no interest in posting or reading my email today, but it probably has something to do with her ass not being tainted with her beat up crusty face.

I guess I should post the video for F-U-C-K-M-E video cuz it is hot.

Here’s some weird Asian version…

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Britney Spears

2009

12

Mar

Jaoquin Phoenix Has a Stage Fight in Miami of the Day

I got this video from Ashton Kutcher’s twitter, because motherfucker is in the know, and the next Perez, while I am not. I am posting it because this is the kind of comedy I really appreciate. You know the shit you don’t know whether it is real or staged and pretty much fucks with the public and only funny to the people involved while onlookers are thinkin’ what the fuck’s going on here, unless they are clever enough to realize the guy he is fighting is a paid actor and all part of the prank. It’s good planning, good execution, and this kind of shit is so much better than some stand up comedy act. I’ve always wanted to stage stunts like this, I am just fucking lazy, so instead of hating on everything all the time, I’m starting my day with this because it is something I actually dig.


Here’s the source if you care…
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Posted in:Jaoquin Phoenix|Prank|Stage Fight

2009

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The celebration of the day has ended. I realize I was a little lazy and that’s cuz I didn’t sleep, I normally give you more, and I failed you, well get used to it, because people always let each other down, I mean assuming you even notice I update the site on a regular basis, which I doubt, since I only have one fan. I know that shit is repetitive but I am a little OCD and that’s what runs through my head over and over and over and over again everytime I write a stupid post no one will read. I always wonder why I don’t just post the pictures, but then again I also wonder what a vagina would smell like if you accidentally shit in it while the bitch was sleeping and whether that’s even possible…. So what I wonder probably doesn’t matter but my LINKS do so click them….


Put a Slut Through College, And BE Happy You’re Helping the Future
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Surprise! Hayden Pantyairs Is a Little Fucking Bitch
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An Amazing Informercial Blooper Reel
(This is Long and Awesome!)
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The 9 Hottest Chinese Women
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Cops is the Best SHow on TV, And NOw It’s Gotten Ever Better
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Beyonce in a Swimsuit Is Always Nice on the Eyes
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Under Rhianna’s Dumbrella
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Stop Peeing in the Woods Like a Hobo!
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Erica Eliison Wants You To See Her Video
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Claudia Jordan Was a Barker’s Beauty
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Striptease of the Day
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See Paris Hilton’s Herpes Leaking Out of Her Bikini Here
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David and Goliath Shows Up at Barbies 50th Birthday Party
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Put Your Pussy Away, Grandma
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Halle Berry is Sexy No Matter What
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Claudia Schiffer Has Still Got It
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I Will Never Understand These Fashion Cunts
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Okay She’s Old, But I Would Still Bang Her
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William Shatner’s Face is a Death Mask
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What Do You Do About a Steaming Vagina?
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This is Pretty Much The Cruelest Thing a Chick Can Do to a Guy Ever
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William Tell Slap Shot
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Casey Hayes Hotness
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Wax My Ass, Please
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Bouncing Tits Always Make For Good Times
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Mommy Dearest – Mexico Edition
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Fuck You and Your Hummer
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Brutal Gymnastics Accident
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I Like It When Vida Guerra is Around
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Nelly Furtado Various Pics
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Sluts Know How to Party
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DJ AM Almost Died Again
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Some News on the Whores Next Door
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How About Some JOdie Mansfield
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Kellt Clarkson Pees in the Shower
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Office Grande Prix is Fucking Amazing
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You Want Fries With That?
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I Forgot How Hot Katie Holmes Looks When Shes Not Trying to Look Like Tom Cruise
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The Five Most Annoying Popular Catchphrases I Currently Loathe
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Fun With Turtle Porn
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Hot For Teacher
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Some Party Girls
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


Yeah, I know, if you don’t follow me on Twitter, you’re a fucking asshole.

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

11

Mar

Katy Perry Tits Do Esquire of the Day

I was on this Celebration kick all day and I have to balance it out with these pictures of Katy Perry, because even with her tits, there’s nothing worth celebrating. She doesn’t deserve to be famous and tits aren’t enough to get you famous and I like to think that either is sucking dick to the top, but I’m sure I’m wrong about that one, since Katy Perry has a career…oh right…she has a career cuz she kissed a girl, I guess that’s not really the same thing. Check out her tits, they may be celebrating something, but she’s makin it hard for me to join in on the festivities…

Posted in:cleavage|Esquire|Katy Perry|Tits

2009

11

Mar

Phoebe Price and Her Fatty Lips of the Day

Phoebe Price has reason to celebrate because the paparazzi took a fucking picture of her and that means she counts. Good job Phoebe. I gotta say I like her party get up, those lips are what weird dude with anime fetishes would totally love to get their hands on to use as a pocket pussy and imagine the glorious sensation of getting your dick sucked.

Speaking of getting my dick sucked, I think I need to leave my wife because she’s being retired like a Jersey at a basketball game, only without all the glory, you know now that I have international Twitter success, internet succes it’s time to start fuckin’ bitches I don’t know badly, send in your pictures, I’m ready and promise you the worst sex with the smallest dick you can imagine if you’re down with a little treasure hunt through all the fat….it’s a celebration of disgusting…

Posted in:Fake Lips|Fatty Lips|Phoebe Price

2009

11

Mar

Jordan Getting Her Uterus Grabbed of the Day

So Jordan was out in some tight pants with her husband the other day and motherfucker grabbed her ass, because that’s what you can do when you own a bitch, even if she is the breadwinner for the household and actually owns you, it’s an animal channel situation, look it up, but I noticed that homeboy is doing a lot more uterus grabbing than ass grabbing and there’s gotta be a reason for that….

Sure in Jordan’s case, you’d expect him to be forced to massage her lady parts every hour on the hour so that they don’t harden, you know, since she’s one HPV outbreak away from a a hystorectomy, but I have a feeling she’s knocked up with another ball of retard mush, oh wait that wasn’t politically correct, I meant to say, special needs mush it is the new millenium after all……

It would explain her towel bikini from the other day, and that is a drunkenstepfather.com made up exclusive.

Sure I need to pass the fuck out…but how can I when it comes to such amazing news, sure who really cares if she’s knocked up or not other than the couples involved and child protective services and maybe Toys R’ Us for the potential income, not to mention all the doctors and nurses they’ll need to hire to make sure it survives developing in a pit of dry semen and period blood, but it’s a celebration never the less, so let’s give the lucky couple a big HOORAH you know, for their whole bringing new life into this cold dead world, even if it ends up a flipper, and cheer these cunts on as they ride their rollerblades, it’s like this was a 1975 10th Birthday in a New Jersey roller-rink.

Posted in:Grab|Jordan|Uterus

2009

11

Mar

Eva Herzigova Celebrating Her Birthday in a Bikini Part 2 of the Day

Since today is a day for celebrations, I figured it’d only be appropriate to post these pictures of Eva Herzigova, some model I’ve never heard of, celebrating her birthday, and since being alive is no jive, this is the best kind of celebration you can have, so throw a bikini, some friends, and a beach and you’ve just added some glorious memories for the scrapbook that is your life. Good fucking times.

Yeah, I know, I don’t care about birthdays, but I’m trying to keep upbeat since 1 hour of sleep fucks with my brain and ability to pretty much do anything.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Birthday|Eva Herzigova

2009

11

Mar

Paris Hilton and Her Skinny Body in a Bikini of the Day

Paris Hilton looks pretty fit for someone who has fucked so many dicks, I mean maybe that's a testament to sluts that it's okay to be a dirty fucking whore, because it forces you to take care of yourself, starve yourself, develop drug addictions to live with yourself, to maintain a body people are willing to fuck, instead of doing that whole marriage bullshit where you end up well overweight and so disgusting that you can't even rub one out anymore because all you can fixate on is your jiggly puff thigh, you fucking pig.

Stop hating on Paris. Start following her fucking lead. Here she is in a bikini and who cares if she's got a dirty pussy, nobody's perfect, we all got our flaws and I am sure Paris's run deeper than a little herpes, but that's not the point of this post, today's a fucking celebration and we need to celebrate this piece of shit of a person, so put your fuckin party hats on and dance motherfucker.

Posted in:Bikini|Paris Hilton|Sknny

2009

11

Mar

Rihanna Out Partying of the Day

Just because your boyfriend beats you up, doesn’t mean you can’t have a good time, and Rihanna proves that there’s no need to hide in the fucking basement living off the raw meat your asshole husband makes you eat while chained to the fuckin’ radiator because he’s scared you’ll tell someone about what he does to you when no one is looking, you can just suck it up, embrace being abused and have a fucking cocktails partially because it hurts less when you’re drunk, but also because they make you look so fucking fabulous.

I had a rough night last night, it didn’t involve drinking, just a missing person so I got all of 1 hour of sleep, the person’s been found, thanks for asking, but fuck am I tired. Sometimes I wish I was more insensitive instead of trying to save the fuckin’ planet one nipple slip/bikini pic at a time.

Posted in:Party|Rihanna

2009

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I had so much to say than Fallon came on and now my brain is raped and I can’t figure any of it out….

I found Lohan on Twitter, her name is @sevinnyne , she thinks I am her stalker, she fucks with my shit, gets me banned from clubs, turns my friends on me, tried to fuck my stepdaughter, gave 3 people I know herpes and won’t let me follow her, but you should and tell her I say hello.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Close Up of Rebecca Rominjn Tits
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Cheap Pussy.
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Sorry Baby, You’re Beat
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How Do You Say PWNT In Spanish?
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Stop Whining About YourEx Girlfriend, Faggot
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Because Crying Yourself to Sleep Everynight Isn’t Going to Solve Anything
Brooke Hogan Really Knows How to Pick Em
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House Arrest With Andy Dick
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There’s Nothing Like Fucking Up Hotels
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A Magic 8-Ball For the Economy
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HOT College BLONDE Strips Down. Holy Fuck
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Someone’s Been Stealing Britney’s Little Debbies!
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I’m Sorry But Kat Von D is Fucking Gross
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Aubrey O’Day Throwback Nipples
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I Love You Freida Pinto
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Chris Brown Was Cheating on Rhianna With This Fucking Pig?
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Rhianna Celebrates Chris Brown Kicking the Shit Out of Her By Doing a Duet with Him
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A Bunch of Sluts GEt Their Chanel On
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Adidas Had a House Party
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Stripped By Mind Control
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Let’s Get High While We Fly the Plan, No Biggie
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Ouch. Just Fucking OUCH!
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City Council Member Sounds Like He’s Gonna Shit Himself
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Dance of the Whore
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Japanese Baseball is Amazing
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Octopussy’s New House Is Way Nicer Than Anything You or I Will Ever Live In
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The Old Water on the Ceiling Trick
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Cindy Crawford Hotness
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Topless + See Through = Wonderful
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Because You Say You Hand Is All You Need and I Say I Beg to Differ
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Wes Craven May be the Smartest Person in Hollywood
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Requiem for a Day Off
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Emily Rossum Needs to Take That Dress Off
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Jesus Christ Keith Richarss is Looking Rough
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Okay, Okay, Mel B is Lookin’ Kind of Hot
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Mr Holland’s Opus
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It Was Barbies 50th Birthday!
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Party Girls Doing Party Things at Parties
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Nude Pictures Gone Wrong…


Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


Yeah, I know you’re down with my Graphic Design Skills…don’t front.

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Mar

Mélissa Theuriau Topless and Frisky by the Pool of the Day

Here’s French newscaster Melissa Theuriau in her bikini, showing off some tit, with some pregnant lookin red nipples, and I figured I’d post it because French girls are sluts and I like sluts. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, they are the kind of girl you pick up in a bar, will get wasted with you, makeout with her female friends and let you fuck her up the ass all within knowing her ten fucking minutes and then she’ll leave like nothing happened and be cool with you like you never fucked her up the ass on the first date, and if it was good enough time, will do it again, while other non french girls make shit awkward or try to date you before ever getting near their ass. So that’s why this breed, despite their rumored hairy cunts, need to be celebrated.

Here’s the boners….

Posted in:Bikini|Boners|Melissa Theuriau|Pool|Topless

2009

10

Mar

Kardashian Sister’s Do Bikinis of the Day

Ever see a monkey in a bikini? Either have I, but think that these Kardashian whores are as close as I am going to get, because unlike Micheal Jackson, owning a chimp’s not really on my list of things I need in life, I figure I already got to change my wife’s diapers for her and that’s bad enough, why bother with the headaches, not to mention those fuckers are strong and violent and when you contact an illegal exotic bet broker, telling them you want the fucker to dress in bikinis doesn’t go over too well, motherfucker charges more for that.

I don’t know where I am going with this, but it looks like Kourtney doesn’t only have a stupid name, but also has stupid tits that I doubt are real.

Posted in:Bikini|Kardashian Sisters|Khloe Kardashian|Kourtney Kardashian

2009

10

Mar

Some Sophie Anderton Almost Upskirt of the Day

Her name is Sophie Anderton, she was a coke addicted prostitute who did some modeling and reality TV work on the side. She dated Footballers, and did 8 balls, while sucking their balls, and getting them to pay her so she could ball.

This is her at Liverpool Fashion week almost showing her money maker, because in a workin’ class town, the highest profile celebs you can get to your event is usually the kind of girl you can pay to fuck. Liverpool is just upscale like that since fucking for free is for peasants at least that’s what whores like to believe….because no one like to admit they are trash.

Posted in:Liverpool Fashion Week|Sophie Anderton|Upskirt

2009

10

Mar

Jordan in Some Shorts Goes to the Tanning Salon of the Day

Jordan rocked a bunch of towels the other day at the beach. I thought that it had something to do with her body being sloppy, saggy and scarred up. Maybe it had to do with her being insecure about her tits since they aren’t as big as they once were, I mean who the fuck knows what the fuck goes through a woman like Jordan’s mind, other than the complex thought of how to use her tits to peddle more product and make more money because she wasn’t satsified getting 10 dollars a song like the other strippers out there and I think above all it reflects how fucked our society is and what we really put importance on.

That said, here she is at a tanning salon getting a tan, because I guess her shade of orange is fading and needs to be retouched and that’s probably the real reason for the Towel Bikini….

Posted in:Jordan|Shorts|Tan