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2011

14

Apr

Kate Bowsworth Skinny Legs of the Day

I prefer Kate Bowsworth topless on the beach , even if those topless pictures were staged and no nipple was captured on film, see I get that her skinny ass has small ass tits, but you’d still expect to see nipple, unless of course she’s had a mastectomy and opted out of getting nipples tattooed on, otherwise, there’s no fucking excuse…

Not that it matters, I mean the reality is that Kate Bowsworth doesn’t need nipples, sure she’s looking fucking old, but she’s maintained her skinny, and there’s something really magical about a skinny girl, with skinny legs and a skinny body and that magical something is that she’s not fucking fat, like every other bitch in the world these days….making her one of the dying breeds…soon to be extint…I saw Wal-E, I know how shit ends up….

Either way, nice legs, I’d love to wear them as a scarf.

Posted in:Kate Bowsworth

2011

14

Apr

Kirstie Alley’s DWTS Diet’s Really Working of the Day

Dancing with the Stars really worked out for Kirstie Alley’s fitness level. Bitch looks fatter than ever…I guess days of dancing gets offset when fueled by dozens of donuts…you know the whole “I worked out all day, I can afford to eat 2 large pizzas and some chocolate cake”…unless this is her skinny….

Not that you care about Kirstie Alley or her sloppy fat chick body…unless you do…and I’m just jumping to obvious conclusions, you know cuz she’s fucking disgusting looking…in which case I’d apologize…if she wasn’t disgusting looking…and the real issue in all this is not so much that you’re into Kirstie Alley, cuz I don’t care about you and your weirdness, it’s that I’d totally watch her sex tape if she had one…and there’s nothing good about that!

Here’s some other trash with chubby thighs to divert from the pictures I just posted…I assume she’s on the show…I just didn’t bother paying attention to her name….instead I focused on what’s important…shorts and boots…

Posted in:Kirstie Alley

2011

14

Apr

Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini for GQ of the Day

I’ve never heard of this Jennifer Lawrence before, I just assumed she was related to Martin Lawrence and Joey Lawrence, riding her last name to the top, but it turns out she’s already got an Oscar nomination under her belt, and I’m just too ignorant and not into movies called Winter’s Bone, even though you think that’d be the first movie I bought tickets to, if I bought tickets, based on the name alone…and now she’s in something called The Beaver, another movie you’d think I’d see based on the name alone, leading me to think she’s onto some clever scam to get perverts into her based on the movie she’s been choosing… and luckily for you, you can see the outline of her beaver in a bikini for GQ….obvious tie in, but what the fuck do you want from me, all this celebrity shit is like a horrible re-run that never ends, different name, different pussy, same hustle….luckily it is half naked. It keeps me watching…

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2011

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Someone I know has a TV show that she won’t let me on, but she does send me harrassing messages regardless, asking me to help get the word out for her casting, and being the nice guy that I am, despite not being allowed on the show, I’m gonna post it. I know, it’s got nothing to do with my hangover dump, but that’s probably because I don’t get hangovers from vodka, however the pizza I ate at 5 am raped me, but this was never meant to be about shit, it just evolved into that….

Here’s the casting call… Enter. It will be amazing…and hysterical…think of what they boys back at the trailer park will think!

A new reality tv series based on the ins and outs of the fashion and luxury industry is looking for six interns with huge personalities to live & work in the Hamptons for the summer. We are looking for wild, loud, outspoken, and colorful individuals who are willing to work hard and take part in a fabulous lifestyle. If you think this chance of a life time is for you, please submit a 1-3min casting tape that answers the following questions: 1. Who are you – a rebel, a good girl, a heart breaker, the class clown, a bad boy or just tell us in your own words how you see yourself. 2. What is important to you? What does luxury mean to you? What does fashion mean to you? 3. What would make you a great fashion/luxury intern? Please e-mail your casting video to: fashioncasting9465 (AT) gmail.com.

I know GMAIL addresses always feel so legit, but I know first hand it is….

Now here are the morning links….

Who Wants Booty Cookies?
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25 Sports Hotties That Came out of Nowhere
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Free Cam Shows to Waste Your Day Away
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Lady Gaga is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Two Hot GFs Experiment on One Another
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Jessica Burciaga Brings the Morning Hotness
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She’s One Hot Police Chick
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Drunk Chicks Get Dirty Together
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Shy Girl Gets Freaky, Cause The Quiest Ones Like Getting Nastyv
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Louis CK X Ricky Gervais = AMAZING – VIDEO
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Amazing Things
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Posted in:MHD

2011

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I got confused for another Jesus Martinez today…from a teen girl or a sex offender trap:

Her:

when is our meeting

Me:

what meeting

Her:

YC

Me:

what is that

Her:

youth council…..

Me:
what is that

Her:
are you being seroius

Me:
yes

Her:
jesus?

Me:

are you flirting with me again

Me:

are you on drugs again

Me:

you and your drugs

Me:

are you still a virgin, or did you finally let your dad fuck you instead of just put it in your mouth.

Me:

Hello?

Me:

Where’d you go?

Me:

What are you wearing?

Me:

I’m masturbating right now.

Me:

Is it illegal if I mail you my soiled panties.

Me:

Oh and Youth Council meeting is on tuesday….

BLOCKED

That was the end of that. Sadness. Here are my stepLINKS….

Catherine Zeta Jones Big Tits are Bi-Polar
GO

Karina Smirnoff’s Playboy Cover
GO

Some Half Naked Bitches Doing Half Naked Bitch Things
GO

Kim Kardashian’s Best Bikini Pics Ever
GO

Web Cam Sluts Who Do Their Job Right
GO

The 10 Hottest Girls From Virginia
GO

Paris Hilton’s Disappointing Cleavage Drop
GO

Because Sluts Are Easier When They Are Drunk on a Beach
GO

Free Cams. Nuff Said
GO

These Sluts Can’t Keep Their Hands Off One Another
GO

WTF Photo of the Day
GO

Jenn Sterger, Rachel Uchitel and Company: Gold Diggers or Victims?
GO

Toys for Grown Up Playtime
GO

Kaye Bosworth is Topless
GO

I Love Emma Stone
GO

Wow Taylor Momsen Only Looks Like a Half a Hooker Today
GO

Catherine Zeta Jones is Losing Her Mind
GO

Genevieve Morton is One Hot Blonde
GO

How Hot is This Brunette?
GO

Hair Pulling and Titty Flapping Fight
GO

Jamie Lynn Looks Great Bent Over
GO

Seriously WTF is Wrong With Lady Gaga?
GO

Brooke and Mandy Get It On
GO

Kendra Wilkinson New Sex Tape: Dancing With the Stars Plot?
GO

Yeah I’d Bang Jenna Dewan
GO

Danica Thrall goes surfing For FHM
GO

WTF is This Hipster Bitch Wearing
GO

A Bunch of Sluts at Some Good Housekeeping Party
GO

Big Boobs At the Beach
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Dolly Parton and Her cleavage = STILL FABULOUS
GO

Janet Jackson is Looking Hot Again
GO

Nikki is the slut Next Door
GO

Evan Rachel Wood Went Full Frontal
GO

Halle Berry In Her Hot Mama Leather Pants
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

13

Apr

Kendra Wilkinson Looks Inbred of the Day

It is amazes me that anyone other than maybe her father, who based on her inbred eyes, clearly believes in fucking family members cuz they are so convenient to creep up on when you come home drunk….

Seriously, there’s no way she’s not inbred or retarded, meanwhile she’s getting gigs in Playboy and treated like a sex symbol. What the fuck happened there?

I’ve even watched her Sex Tape with the handicapped dude a few times, and realize I was blinded by her meaty pussy at such a young age vagina, that I didn’t realize that she looked retarded too…It’s the nudity, and willingness to get naked, that always throws me off….not that I ever got off to this shit…but I never took the time to realize just how fucking ugly this cunt is…and by cunt I mean both her as a whole and what’s in her meaty fucking pants

All this to say, there’s no way she’s not a product and victim of incest…


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Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson

2011

13

Apr

Lady Gaga Half Naked for Bazaar of the Day

Lady Gaga should never get naked. It’s as simple as that….

I hate this lie of a human…and it turns out that unlike most pussy, I hate her more when she’s half naked…usually girls have the opposite affect on me, you know hate them when they talk, show me their tits and I get sucked the fuck in and let them get away with pretty much anything, but not Gaga…leading me to believe the hermaphrodite lie is actually truth and her ugly face is just a product of being a homie dressed like a girl and not an actual girl…

Not that it matters, what matters is that I’m posting this to punish you, cuz you’ve been a bad internet friend to me….

I prefer her when she falls off her piano and even the most outrageous titty dress won’t save her… that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

13

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

I already posted Edita Vilkeviciute on the Beach for H&M ….and I knew that there’d be a lot more of her in a bikini….when H&M decided to do the Victoria’s Secret hustle of getting hot chicks half naked….but I still prefer her when she’s NAKED ….cuz shes got amazing fucking tits…

I don’t even know who this bitch really is, I just know she’s on the rise and that’s a good thing in a lot of ways cuz we’ll see a lot more of her, but pretty shitty cuz that hunger that got her naked in fashion, to stand out from the other immigrant pussy trying to leave their war torn countries, is lost…and bitch is gonna be a fucking DIVA about shit…leaving us with nothing but memories…

Either way, more H&M bathing suit pics to come….just haven’t got them yet…and no this isn’t an ad for H&M…..but it should be…

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2011

13

Apr

J.Lo was named the Most Beautiful Woman by People of the Day

Are you fucking kidding me? How much did she pay for this title? How much did the American Idol people pay. This is obviously a marketing and publicity hustle, cuz there’s no way anyone thinks at 41 year old anywhere is the most beautiful person in the world, especailly not when they are fat assed average at best looking people like fucking J.Lo…..This is a great way to piss on any credibility people magazine may have, which is probably not much credibility, but whatever it is clearly caters to a geriatric audience, cuz the youth is on the internet, and it takes a 80 year old with Alzheimers to really grasp this kind of thing…J.lo, the most beautiful woman in her backyard when her fat family comes over to leech off her fame, maybe, but in the world…that’s pretty ridiculous…

Posted in:J.Lo