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2011

25

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Tits Dressed Like a Florida Granny of the Day

I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere, but they say it is so I’m just gonna believe it….and I don’t know if she’s trying to channel some old Hollywood glamour fromt he 1950s, you know cuz it is the Oscars this weekend, or if she’s trying to dress like a rich jewish grandmother on her way to some charity event, but I do know that I never knew she had tits like this, you know. They are maximized to their full fucking potential, cuz it’s not as revealing as when you’ve got a sheer fabric over the shit, like wrapping a birthday present in saran wrap but more luxurious or some shit…

I don’t know what I’m saying. It happens.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2011

25

Feb

Booty Shake Video of the Day

It’s Friday….what better way to celebrate the fact that you may or may not have two days off…depending on whether you actually have a full time job…and not just McDonald’s shift work cuz it’s all you are skilled enough for….than with a video of a girl who is clearly a little thick….practicing for the black guys she wants to get fucked by…cuz white guy just don’t make her feel like enough of a whore….I guess she figures if she takes this to the stripclub, or even the night club, or even the local KFC on 2 dollar chicken night, she’ll get swarmed by a famous rapper who will take her on tour as his whore ass back-up dancer….cuz that’s what all white girls dream about…It’s true.

This Friday is about dreams…

Enjoy…

Posted in:amateur

2011

25

Feb

Shauna Sand in What Could Be Recycled Bikini Pics of the Day

I’ve been covering Shauna Sand and her really weird looking existence for a pretty long time now….I had the official exclusive of her Bottom Feeding Sex Tape ….I released her vile, dead looking animal looking vagina, which you’d probably expect based on her face and history as a ballerina turned pornstar due to daddy issues story….and here she is in a bikini staged pictures that are interchangeable with all her other staged bikini pictures….that could even be the same bikini as her bikini pictures of yesteryear, the only thing that’s different is the French Male Escort who is clearly gay and on salary that she’s got carrying her purse…

For some reason, she’s using the same PR strategy, even though she’s tried this already and still hasn’t sold out her shitty euro fag dance music album , it has hardly workled….but I guess it’s worked enough for her low standards….cuz people are talking about her…and here are the bikini pics…that bore me…even though she’s definitely some kind of well built science experiment that deserves her own show on Discovery….

Who cares about this low level pornstar……especially since she’s on repeat…well based on this post…I guess I do…that depresses me.


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Posted in:Shauna Sand

2011

25

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I just woke up. I am hungover. I got complaints that I post too many newsclips in my stepLINKS. That’s kinda the fucking point you cocksucker.

Here they are, remember, I’m the new Katie Couric before she went primetime….

I’m a fucking morning show, mid afternoon.

I just don’t get paid mother fucker.

Ice Cream made from Human Breast Milk on sale in England

Man Carrying Sword Shot in Detroit
It’s not “Pirates of the Caribbean”, just a guy walking down the street with a huge sword. It’s not something you see every day, but it happened on this day.

Sleeping Bus Driver Wrecked Woman’s Car
Sleeping behind the wheel — that’s what a Detroit bus driver was doing when he plowed into two parked cars. The owners of the cars say, so far, they’ve received no compensation from the city. One of the cars was the only transportation for a legally blind man.

Cop Shuts Down Girl Scout Cookie Stand
Some Villa Rica Girl Scouts were in for a shock Wednesday, when a police officer came by their cookie booth and shut it down. The troop was told they had to have a permit to sell Girl Scout cookies.

Bestiality Child Porn Found on Computer
Detectives found dozens of images of children on 60-year-old Frank Foster’s computer. The images also included adults and animals.

OH mom busted for DUI with kids in car, drinking beer behind the wheel

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Going drinking. It’s what I do as often as I can because it brings me great joy until I can’t get more drink in me…cuz that’s when I go into withdrawal and get angry I have no money to buy more drink and I end up doing stupid things…like stealing from my family members…but I’m not an addict. I just like fun. I also like pussy. Where am I?

Here are my stepLINKS….

Charlie Sheen Was on a Radio Show During His Flight With His Hookers – Clearly High on Drugs and Amazing on all Fronts…
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I’d Love to See The Pussy On THis
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Even Better than my Cum Stained Shirt
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Redhead Gets Her Pussy Stretched By Her Friend (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Amazing Hip Hop Ass
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Amber Heard Has A Great Ass
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Brooke Mueller A Serious Coke Feind
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Vanessa Hudgens Teases With A CLose Upskirt
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“I Drank The Bong Water”. Suddenly George Clooney is AWESOME
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Well At Least in the End Holly Madison Has a Fantastic Rack
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Remember How Bad Chris Brown Beat Up Rihanna? Well Guess What, It Was Worse – PHOTOS
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Here’s the Teaser For the Hangover 2 Trailer
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There’s Only One Surefire Way to Get Laid on Vacation and This is It
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Taylor Corley and the Top 10 Cheerleaders We’d Like To See Pose For Playboy
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Web Cam Girls Who Know How to Make You Want Them
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Looking Good Sweethearts of the Day
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun
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Jessica Stroup Panty Upskirt
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Penny Cruz is Looking Hot After Pushing Out That Baby
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Sasha Grey, Maryna Linchuk, Eve Torres, Brittany Herrera & Eve Torres
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Girls In Bed: Do They Really Have To Be Good?
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This Slut Makes one Hot Party Clown (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Paula Deen Loves Sucking On What?
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Mariah Carey’s Sister is Literally a Whore
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Big Titty Pic Dump (NSFW)
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Drunk in Class….Whoops – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Suelyn Medeiros Has a Bangorang Body
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I Always Love a Model FAIL – VIDEO
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Carmen McCarthy and Nika Noir Get It On (NSFW)
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Photo Proof Of Sasquatch? No! Amber Portwood Nude Sexting Pics
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I’d Totally Bang Isla Fisher If She Would Just Drop That Damn Baby
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Busty Blonde on the Fucking Machines – VIDEO
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Carla Ossa – Venus Photo Shoot
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Is This Chick a Hippy or Homeless
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Yeah I Would Bang Maggie Grace As Well
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Busty Teen Masturbates on Webcam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katie Price is a Slutty Mom
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Moron at the Car Wash – VIDEO
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Striptease off the Day
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Jessica Drawe Hotness (NSFW)
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9 of the most secretly creepy breakfast cereal mascots
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Kanye West “All Of The Lights” Video Removed From Youtube For Causing Seizures
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I Knew Paris Hilton Was Getting Fatter
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Lohan Takes Her Big Bouncy Tits To Court
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Karissa Shannon Topless At The Beach
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Kelly Brook Sexy Midriff and Possible Camel Toe
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

24

Feb

Michelle Pfeiffer in the Trash of the Day

I’m not gonna lie – I love throwing bitches in the trash they belong in when I am done with them…It’s not my fault that girls I get with automatically become garbage with my taint and scenrt…well maybe it is but I’m not the one that made them desperate enough for 50 bucks, I’m just the one offering the shit…

It’d be nice if real life imitated this masterpiece Michelle Pfeiffer is in with Zac Effron, you know when her sex appeal dwindles to the shit it has become, you can just remove her in the dumpster…not to sound psychotic or anything…I don’t want anyone dead or hurt…just in their rightful place…if that makes sense..

Here are the pics…of Catwoman gone Grandma and thrown out to be replaced by fresh vagine but it is still pornography to me….but then again I have a thing for bag ladies…they’re not judgemental behind the insanity…here are the pics….

Posted in:Michelle Pfeiffer

2011

24

Feb

Hot Pussy at the Hall Pass Premiere of the Day

I was given tickets to the local premiere of Hall Pass. So the theater I was in didn’t have a red carpet and was filled with old ladies who won the shit on radio contests and shit…but even if I was at this premiere, the only thing that would have saved this movie would have been more of the baby sitters tits…That’s not to say I wouldn’t want to fuck the Blonde Australian …but I just can’t help but hate them for being part of what must be left over ejaculate that poored out of some Farrely brother wife’s asshole weeks after she gave him anal and was found and nurtured into the garbage that is this movie…if that makes sense……

The worst thing in all of it is that people hate being married and a hall pass could really be a revolutionary thing…and instead of showcasing that goodness, we were stuck watching two idiots fail at being men in what was probably some of the most embarrassing maybe even humilating way that wasn’t funny but just left me feeling sad….

I’m glad I saw it, I just wish people put more love into making movies that are actually good….maybe I’m just a hater…maybe this was the shittiest attempt at a movie review ever…I guess I’m no Siskel….

Here’s the Busty babysitter…

Here’s the tight bodied Australian….

Here’s Alyssa Milano’s pregnant mom tits you’d probably stay happily married to even if she’s a bitch to me on Twitter like she was Denise Richards…I love how she’s playing the pregnancy up…

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|Alyssa Milano|Nicky Whelan

2011

24

Feb

Kelly Brook for Lynx Campaign of the DAy

I posted these pictures of Kelly Brook yesterday or the day before, hell it all feels the fucking same, but I know it was recently, and after reflecting on the shit, I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking, shit is boring and un-masturbatable, I think I was just ripping into the horrible scent of these body sprays dudes think girls like, cuz I’m exposed to it enough to know how offensive the shit is, but it doesn’t seem so bad in video…when the titties are in motion…so watch it if you care…I should be getting paid for this…but Lynxx thinks this site is too pornographic…maybe we should email them a complaint … cuz this motherfucker’s got bills to pay and a private jet to buy…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

24

Feb

Amanda Seyfried’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

I spent the better part of the other day watching some girl load her car while wearing leggings that I assume she had no idea were faded, stretched out and fucking see through…okay maybe it wasn’t the better part of the day…but it was at least 45 seconds that I was capable of putting in slow motion and dragging out to feel like my day had purpose….

Unfortunately, that bitch who I was staring at, full ass crack and all, was not Amanda Seyfried, not that that crossed my mind at the time, I’m just saying that today, cuz these pics of Amanda Seyfried came out, and I feel like it woulda been more fun to creep on her asshole instead of that random french girls…

All this to say….I love leggings


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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried