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2010

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My internet has been running like fucking shit. Partially because it isn’t my internet, it is stolen because I am smart, except when the asshole neighbor who I steal from is a cheap piece of shit who keeps forgetting to pay his fucking bill because we live in the ghetto and I guess the asshole can’t manage his fucking finances proper, hence why he lives in low-income housing and doesn’t pay his shit on time and the whole thing is incovenienced me…not that you care….you like when I suffer…asshole…

The good news for me is that I still managed to post more useless bullshit than usual and for that you should….

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I’d Rather See Megan Fox’s O Face
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Reality TV is About to Be Infected With a Whole New Strain of STD
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Katy Perry and Her Sweaty Tits at Coachella
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Hate Justin Bieber As Much As I Do? Join the Club
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Find A Good Old Fashion Slut Right Here
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Tila Tequila Panty Upskirt
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Why Your Son Was Banned On XBOX Live
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Carrie Underwood is Double Fisting. I’d Like to Double Fist Her Though
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Amber Heard Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s 20 Hottest Girlfriends
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Self Shots Anyone?
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Nicolette Fucks Her Pussy With a Cucumber
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Adriana Lima is Topless
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Spring Break Pool Party – VIDEO
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Showering and Fingering
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Keep Bending Over Nina Mascunana, I Like the Way You’re Put Together
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Pac Man – The Movie – TRAILER
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Playboy Twins Karissa & Kristina Shannon Upskirts and Party Pics
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Capri Anderson is Fucking Hot
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I’d Love For Someone to Put Ke$ha in Front Of Me SO I Could Shoot Her in the Fuckng Head
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Jenna Jameson Throwback
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Asses Like These Make Living Worthwhile
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Drew Barrymore is Lookin Good
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WTF??? Chicago Man Arrested For Impersonating Dentist, Operated On Patients With Power Tools?!?!
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Christina Hendricks and Her Awesome Tits Are In Esquire
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Sammi and Lux Get It On With Each Other
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Jimmy Kimmel Rips on Leno Again – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jennifer Lopez is Lookin Good These Days
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Codi is Just Plain Sexy
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A Workout Video You’ll Probably Watch and Jerk Off To
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Olivia is Looking Good as Always
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The Top 29 Cities For Men to Live In
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Cali Logan Strips on a Bed
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Kate Hudson is Lookin Good
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Letters to Annoying People of the Day
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Cupcake Overdose – VIDEO
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Ewok Karaoke – VIDEO
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I Can Think of Something Else I’d Like to Stick in Anna Lynne McCord’s Mouth
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2 hot Blondes Kissing on the Beach
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Rihanna is Rubbing Her Cunt of the Stage
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2010

19

Apr

Father of the Day

Here’s some real life Precious shit where dude had 4 babies with his daughter, only this is the white trash version. It involves campers, Oklahoma, hillbilly looking motherfuckers who look like pedophiles, garage burials and the whole thing is so fucking twisted, but in the dad’s defense, white trash like this find it hard to understand basic concepts in life like that just because he made the vagina, doesn’t mean it is his vagina to do what he wants with….it is not part of his redneck American dream along with dragging negroes behind his pick-up truck….these hicks just can’t figure out the basic things like washing, brushing teeth, holding down a job, graduating grade school and the basic functions you think you need to survive in life….They just get hungry and eat, get boners and fuck, get angry at black folk and light crosses on their yards and all the good stuff you only find in America.

Posted in:Incest|Parenting

2010

19

Apr

Agyness Deyn Nipple and Pixie Geldoff Ass at Coachella of the Day

Some UK cokehead “fashionista” hipster trash was also at Coachella, the shittiest smelling “music festival” so far this year, because hipster trash has nothing better to do with themselves than travel to music festivals in America, where they can sit in the VIP area and talk to other scenester celebrities about how they tricked the world into making them alot of money….

See one of these gutter pigs was a top model who made HUGE money and may still make huge money but I wouldn’t know since I don’t follow her bullshit….naked Angyness Deyn and here is her nipple…since hipsters don’t wear bras….esepcailly when we’ve all seen them naked in their work….

The other is the daughter of some knighted drug addict who threw a concert and pretended it was for charity but has been able to fuel his life of luxury off the shit the last 3 decades as well as fueling the life of his daughters who waste space, take drugs, do nothing, contribute nothing, and area totally uninteresting, unattractive and ugly especially when in their little shorts…

At least they have each other to understand each other….or some shit…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Agyness Deyn|Ass|Nipple|Pixie Geldoff

2010

19

Apr

Katy Perry’s Strapped Up Tits at Coachella of the Day

I hate Coachella. It is some bullshit music festival that 75,000 idiots run out to in the desert because the line-up is just so fucking crazy that these hipsers can’t miss it and are willing to travel across country to be part of it like a bunch of fucking drones trying to earn coolness points in their bullshit scene. But what really annoys me about the shit is their VIP section where all these low-level celebrities go party for the weekend and sit by the pool in their own bullshit scene where they all suck up to each other and tell each other how great they are in this ego stroking, false sense of exclusivity shit that really fucking annoys me. Sure it’s just a fucking concert and I shouldn’t get so worked up about the shit, but I can’t help the hatred I feel…..

A lot of people you know but should not care about were there, but Katy Perry strapped up her fat tits probably had the best outfit amongst the bullshit that was in attendance, which isn’t saying much, but here are the pics anyway, cuz we like tits even if they are on a sloppy fucking monster….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Coachella|Katy Perry|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Christina Hendricks Tits Do Esquire of the Day

I don’t watch Mad Men, but apparently it is a big deal…but probably not as big of a deal as Christina Hendricks’ tits because they are the only reason I know the show…which I guess brings up the question of why it took her until the age of 34 to break out, because locigally she has had her tits since she was 18, and her tits are the only reason people care about her, but that question is far too deep for the intelligence of my one reader, so I’ll just keep wondering it for myself, you’ve let me down again….

Posted in:Christina Hendricks|Esquire|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Kim Kardashian Jacks Her Pants Up Her Fat Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian in Australia pulling her jeans up her ass, because I guess after a long flight of not getting fucked, she likes to feel something rub up between her ass cheeks, because that’s what whores who can’t control their urges do, or maybe she’s just wearing pants that are too small for her, because like most fat girls, she can’t accept the fact that she’s one size bigger that what she wants to admit she is, and the jacking the pants up her ass, is her way of keeping her ass contained and from spilling out of the shit, and no matter what the reason for this is, she’s still a worthless, lying, bullshit artist bitch who the world forgets let black dudes piss on her in a video that gave her this career, and the craziest thing in all this is that people think she’s hot, despite what her face looks like and the whole thing makes no sense to me.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian|Wedgie

2010

19

Apr

Sophie Turner in her Bikini of the Day

I still haven’t figured out who Sophie Turner is, other than the bitch who tried to sue me through her Publicist for calling her a pornstar because she did everything in her power to make us all think she was a pornstar, and by us all, I mean me and the other guy who have ever heard of this bitch. I figure she’s good enough for me to notice since bitch is in a bikini and no bitch in a bikini is too low level for me to notice….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Sophie Turner

2010

19

Apr

Chloe Bridges Shows Off Her Body of the Day

Her name is Chloe Bridges. I’ve never heard of her but she’s some teen star of low level movies you’ve probably never heard of. She’s over 18 and I’m posting the shit because clearly she’s trying to slut things up in her tight dress, showing off her ass, and blowjob lips in efforts to get noticed, like some low level Angelina Jolie / Megan Fox wannabe who accidentally went to Octomom’s plastic surgeon before getting hit by a fuckin’ bus, but I’d still fuck her and really that’s all that matters to me, because at 18 or 19 years old, you can be a fucking overweight hermaphrodite with bad skin, bad teeth, bad hygiene and I’d see past that shit cuz youth is something only people forced to fuck 40 year olds can really appreciate…the pussy you wouldn’t fuck when you were their age seems like prized pussy the second your 20 years older than them….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Body|Chloe Bridges

2010

19

Apr

Gameshow Host of the Day

I love old Game Shows. I like how the hosts are usually drunken perverts. It adds a little more flavor to TV than what we’re stuck with today. Now, I’m not sure what the fuck is going on in this video or whether this clip is old or new, but I do know the whole thing is creepy, awkward and fucking amazing….I wonder where Fergie Olver is today and whether he ever got to have sex with one of these 10 year olds who really wanted to win like he always wanted….or maybe this is just how people treated kids before we were scared to talk to them because people are so fucking uptight now and who knows what is deemed appropriate or not…

Posted in:Gameshow Host|Pedophile

2010

19

Apr

Ashley Tisdale is Still Ugly, Even When Half Naked of the Day

I do this thing called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because I saw her winning the hottest actress of the year in some Teen Choice award a few years ago, and the smile on her face, made me really believe she thought she was actually hot…I thought maybe it had something to do with her nosejob, or the fact that she works out, or that people keep giving her positive reinforcement and the whole thing made me mad enough to start a campaign against her, so people everywhere know she doesn’t have it going on….and even when she’s half naked in a sports bra and when when you put Ashley Tisdale next to a fat ass, she still looks like shit, throwing away the urban legend that hanging with people uglier than you makes you look better, when really all it does is just make you look like a group of ugly people who are forced to stick together cuz no one likes ugly people…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Sports Bra|Ugly Watch

2010

19

Apr

Heather Graham Lesbian Tits in Boogie Woogie of the Day

Here is a clip from some movie called Boogie Woogie where Heather Graham gets topless and plays a lesbian with some twat named Jaime Winstone, not to be confused with the movie Boogie Nights where she gets topless with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch…..I guess she’s a one trick pony, but when a bitch has tits like this and her trick involves showing them off, it’s a hell of a lot better trick than anything I can do…

Posted in:Heather Graham|Lesbian|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Anna Paquin is a Hangin’ Dyke Nipples of the Day

I’m not in the KKK but if I was this would not be my idea of a hanging homosexual worth jerking off to…not that these are pictures worth jerking off to…if anything they just explain why Anna Paquin has taking the turn to lesbian because she’s butch, ugly and probably has a penis….

My internet I am stealing is running like shit. I’m tempted to go bitch out my neighbor and tell him to call tech support, but motherfucker will know I’m a theif and I can’t have that tarnishing my stellar reputation in the building, thanks to the time I passed out in the laundry room pantsless with my dick in some ladies panties…something Anna Paquin and her nipples can probably understand….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Lesbian|Nipples

2010

19

Apr

Amy Winehouse and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

Last fall Amy Winehouse got breast implants as a distraction to what must have been a drug overdose. It was one of those those hopsitalized for actually dying on their bathroom floor for 8 minutes before paramedics revived her and her people had to come up with a reason for the hospitalization so they went with implants, since implants are socially acceptable, and since her people thought she should stack the fuck up since Amy Winehouse had lost her natural big tits to addiction and malnourishment thanks to drugs, and in trying to spin this into something realistic and not damaging to her image that I think is already so damaged they nickname it Haiti, they actually had to follow through and get her fake tits, and here are the pictures of the commitment she has to her cause…..

And here are her jacked up tits in a different outfit, because despite having the most rancid pussy around, bitch is still a bitch and likes to change her clothes sometimes, but don’t let that fool you into thinking she is hygienic and doesn’t smell, cuz she worked so hard at giving up on herself that I’m sure she wouldn’t want us to think she’s cleanin’ up…and I’d still love to rub her crust all over me genitals….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Annalynne McCord’s Bottom Feeding Bikini Cry for Attention of the Day

Here is some serious bottom feeding, trying to stay in the public eye, trying to stay relevant by having assholes like me post the picture, staged bikini bullshit….

Annalynne McCord and her sister, Angel McCord are two people who had too much positive reinforcement growing up. So much that they felt that they were bigger, more important and hotter than they actually were, and somehow one of them scammed a producer to give her a gig on their show, what I assume will be her last gig in entertainment, and I am sure the twat is feeling the burn, as she pulls a Heidi Montag while trying to hold the fuck on.

The whole thing would be a lot more annoying if the rest of the world didn’t agree with me while laughing at these pictures with their dick in your hand because sometimes jerking off to a piece of trash bottom feeding celebrity in a bikini is awkward yet enjoyable….even if the bitch is disgusting…because the fall from fame into obscurity is a lot more entertaining than watching some delusional bitch think she’s at the top of the world….

Here are some pictures of her useless sister in heels at the beach cuz she’s trash….

Part of me hates that they are loving every second of this, but the fact that they look like idiots almost makes up for it.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bikini

2010

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It was raining, so I went out with my friend driving around intentionally splashing people. It was one of those asshole things that makes me feel better about my miserable life. Something I probably should have videotaped because it would have gone viral, as the majority of people are retards who would go crazy over that shit, but unlike most people, I just do that shit for my own pleasure, and figure it’s only a matter of time before there’s a youtube channel doing the shit that gets so popular dude gets his on show on some shitty cable channel in neeed of content cuz Kim Kardashian ate herself to death, Tila Tequila overdosed and Jennifer Love Hewitt was too busy filming Ghost Whisperer shit, and if they got the idea from this post, I hope I get a special thanks in the credits for helping launch your moron career that makes you rich, while I die in my own ketchup and mayo stained filth….It’s the weekend and this post has been uplifiting, let’s get drunk and convice girls to show us their tits with any force necessary…

Here are my steplinks….

Be my friend on so I can check out your bikini pics…I mean…so we can stay in touch
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Does Adrianne Curry and Her Tit Implants Have Anything Else to Do Daily Then Playing Dress Up?
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This Video of Mike Rowe Reading Tiger Woods Text Messages Is Pretty Much The Best Thing Ever – VIDEO
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Willie Nelson is Smoking the Good Shit – VIDEO
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Ashley Dupre Is A Hot Expensive Whore
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Because It’s Friday, and You May as Well Pull One Out Proper
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Ashley Greene is Fucking Hot
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When Marriage Proposals Go Wrong
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2010 World Cup – RANKING THE WOMEN FROM EACH COUNTRY
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Ginger Spice Upskirt Throwback Anyone?
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Hacked By SATAN!
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Mariah Carey’s Tits Are Completely Out of Hand
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If You Had Your Choice, Which Slut Would You Pick
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Thank God Wino’s Still Got Her Tit Implants!
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The Lesbian Dildo Experiment
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Gulcan Kamps May Have a Stupid Name, But Her Tits and Ass Make Up For It
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Old Lady with an Old Gun FAIL
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Silvia Saint is a Little Devil
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Suelyn Medeiros Body is Out of Fucking Hand
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Micolas Cage is Going to Die More Crazy and More Broke Than I Am
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Rumer Willis is Gross But I ‘m Not One to Pass Up See Through and Pokies
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Ashley and Janessa Get It On
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Mmmmmmm Kate Beckinsale
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A Healthy Dose Of Ass Never Hurt Anyone
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Ashley Tisdale Tight Body
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lindsay Lohan May Just Deep Throat….
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Steven Seagal Also Sexually Harassed Jenny McCarthy
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Pussy Licking Lesbians in the Gym
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The Nakeds by Victoria Secret – VIDEO
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Phoebe Price Looks Like the Banana I’d Like to Shove Up Her Ass
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Alektra Blue Anyone?
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And More Candice Swanepoel
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Hahahahaha Christian Rap Homos – VIDEO
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Audrina Patridge’s Implants Are Fine By Me. Spencer Pratt, What’s Your Problem
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Some Vintage Lesbian Porn
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Aniston is Looking Bangable In Her New Perfume Ads
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Some Good Morning Puzzles For Your Son or Daughter to Start Their Day Off Right With
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Big Tits Working the Cam – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Short Dress
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Soem Lezzies? Why Not – VIDEO
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I Dunno Who Lara Stone Is But SHe is Naked From Head to Toe
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Some Slutty Hipster Giving Sex Eyes Behind her Hipster Glassses.
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I need to know what this girl is wearing under her shirt/skirt
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