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2011

01

Feb

Amber Heard Slutty for Esquire March of the Day

Amber Hears is lookin’ hot in the newest Esquire UK…She always looks pretty good…I mean that is when I remember who she is…Because she hasn’t really done all that much and I never really remember who the fuck she is, but I have seen her topless in The Joneses , I have Seen Her Panties in Classic Panty Upskirt Pics , She did Come Out as a Lesbian , so she’s clearly on the hustle to get noticed and solidify her career, following the obvious steps, which means one thing….Sex tape around the corner…I feel like if I suggest sex tapes with every post, eventually quality pussy will leak one, instead of that Tila Tequila Black Labia Lesbian Shit ….a video I only hope Amber Heard watches to get her back into dick…

That’s all I gotta say about that….

Posted in:Amber Heard

2011

01

Feb

Creepy Beach Ass Video of the Day

These amateur creeper videos entertain the fuck out of me. I know that some dude propped up a camera near a bitches ass, only to get this 8 seconds before panicking and stopping his recording, leaving us with a questionable video, that is hardly good enough to jerk off to, that might have been a fucking picture, and I’m posting it cuz for some reason, it brings me joy…

Posted in:amateur

2011

01

Feb

Emma Roberts Shitty See Thru of the Day

I still don’t understand this Emma Roberts bitch….Is she Julia Roberts’ wholesome 10 year old neice born with the misfortune of having Eric Roberts from every shit movie as her dad…or is she actually an adult….

I do understand that her shirt is semi-see through….and for some reason it’s hardly erotic…and that reason I call…having the sex appeal of a kid in the park, or on her way to the toy store…which unfortunately has a lot of sex appeal for you…and I guess that’s why people like her…

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2011

01

Feb

Tits on TV of the Day

I’ve seen the show Shameless, and yes, it’s just another example of the USA ripping off British TV, because the USA lacks creativity, especailly when it comes to producing decent entertainment content, cuz the USA is all fucked up with their Christian guilt and rules and regulations that have made them what they are, instead of just embracing actually comedy, sleazy, drama, and good fucking times…

But at least they are trying to make TV better than the shit it used to be, I just wish they gave someone like me a fucking show, cuz I could use the money and come up with something they wouldn’t have to steal from the brits…

Who cares…here’s some nudity from TV…and it’s better than the Tila Tequila Black Labia Lesbian Sex Tape Circulating…

Laura Wiggins cuz she’s 22 but looks 13….

Shanola Hampton cuz I love black girls….even though I’ve never tasted one….

Posted in:Shameless

2011

01

Feb

Ariana Grande in some Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Ariana Grande is some Mexican sounding Starbucks coffee who is 17 years old hustling to get noticed as the next Miley. She’s on some Miley type show. You probably know all about her and have all her clippings in your pervert file you keep under your pillow…and now she is posting this bikini pic from her Twitter, cuz it’s just that easy to become a gateway underage slut….

It is just a sign that’s she’s serious, eager and ready for more male attention in these critical last 6 months of her jailbait existence…even though at 18, bitches are pretty much just as tight, the excitement of jerking off to them fades, when people are legally allowed to, interest level always dies down…and her last few months remain a wasted opportunity she didn’t use…well not this Grande, this one’s out to fucking win…and as a little tip, you know some words of advice from a pervert, she needs more ass shots….

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2011

01

Feb

Cheryl Burke Bikini Pics of the Day

I once said that here’s one of the dancing with the stars dancers in her bikini and despite dancing all fucking day every fucking day it seems like the good life may have taken the fuck over for her. She looks like she’s been eating all the fancy cheeses and burgers and fries her money can buy, like when she was the fat chick in high school no one wanted to take to the prom, before turning to dance with a bunch of other rejects looking for friends, only to end up on TV instead of the stripclub where she would have belonged if she gained weight in the right places…you know less on the hip and more on the motherfuckin’ tits….

I stand by that statement….cuz this body makes no sense to me…and staging bikini pics when you’re round like that is just straight up confusing….Maybe this is skinny, athletic, etc, in America….Who the fuck knows, I just post the pics…

Posted in:Cheryl Burke

2011

01

Feb

Gisele and Alessandra Keep it Brazilian fo Sao Paulo Fashion Week Catwalk of the Day

Gisele and Alessandra took their mom asses to the runway of their home country recently for Fashion Week…It wasn’t as eventful union like I’d hope for from some bitches robbed of their homes to perform for the world as panty models…against their will…in exchange for millions of dollars…that if they didn’t perform or agree to…their family would be killed…cuz that’s how Victoria’s Secret does shit….but the Victoria’s Secret cult may just be in my head…as may the dick I am convinced Gisele is tucking…..

It could been better, it always can, but here’s Gisele

And here’s Alessandra Ambrosio

Being the good Brazilians they are…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Gisele Bundchen

2011

31

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still thrown off by Tila Tequila’s Black Labia , but I’ve pulled myself together long enough to get the stepLINKS up.

Apparently, my site is still serving spam, I don’t see it, but if you do send in a screen shot, cuz spam won’t let me take things to the top.

I didn’t get my 1,000,000 facebook “LIKES”, like I was People magazine, I knew I wasn’t going to, cuz I have no purpose, but i’d lie you to get on that shit and tell your friends to too, if you care about my happiness in any way, which I assume you don’t………CLICK THIS LINK

Here are my stepLINKS….

Gigi Riveria is One of the Chicks Charlie Sheen is Banging and She has the Body of a 12 Year Old and a Pussy of a Gang Rape Victim who just gave birth after a female circumsicion….
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And MORE Paz de la Huerta
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Because There’s Only One Way to Start the Week Off and That’s By Having a Wank (NSFW)
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Lucy Pinder’s Tits Will Make Any Bad Day Better
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass In An Exercise Video. No Really.
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I have jerked off to this site…and the people violating themselves on it (NSFW)
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Salma Hayek’s Best Ass Shots
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You Are Saying Charlie Sheen Only Loves Cocaine And Porn Like It’s a Bad Thing – VIDEO
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Some Candice Swanepoel Bikini Actuon….
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Olvia Wilde Goes Topless For FHM France
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Cute Nerdy Girl Plays With Her Asshole (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 15 Sexiest Canadian Athletes
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Because Even Grown Ups Should Have Toys to Play With (NSFW)
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Belen Rodriguez Panty Upskirt (NSFW)
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After All This Time I’d Still Bang Claire Danes
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Grace Park, Masuimi Max, Bianca Klamt, Ali Sonoma, Jessica Lynn Hinton and Katya Virshilas. Oh My
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As If I Needed More Reasons to Hate Anne Hatheway
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A Tamra Barney Tit Slip (NSFW)
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Tim Horton’s Drive Through + Titties = Good Times (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Some Mila Kunis Hotness
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April O’Neil and Her Tits Say Hey What’s Up (NSFW)
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Dunking Dude Goes Through the Basket! Whoa! (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Get a Load of SKylynn! (NSFW)
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Princess Love, Jeny Romero & Cyn Santana Sexiness Insanity
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And MORE From Charlie Sheen’s Pron Star Slut Girlfriends
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Mark Zuckerberg Was on SNL and I Gotta Say He Was a Good Sport – VIDEO
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Two Teens Paid $20 to get Naked on Busy Steet (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Natali and Cindy Get Naughty Together
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The Real Tila Tequila Sex Tape Is Out And It’s Lesbian A Three Way
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Rosario Dawson is Looking Pretty Hot
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Horny Busty MILF Close up Masturbation (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Stacey Keibler for Maxim – VIDEO
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Cutey in a Plaid Dress
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Victoria Justice Jailbait
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Cute Teen Girl on a Web Cam (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Nipples too Big for a Bikini (NSFW) – VIDEO
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A Salut to Sexy School Girls
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Knocked Out With a Pizza Pan WTF – VIDEO
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The Today Show in 1994: “What is the Internet?” – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Daisy Lowe
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All of Brazil Hates Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
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Sofia Vergara Cleavage Insanity
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Real Housewives, Fake Tits. Tamra Barney Pops Out Her Tit In The Tub
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Claudine Keane Is A Fuckable WAG and Here’s Why…
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Kim Kardashian Regrets Being Nude In W Magazine. Sure She Does.
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Sofia Vergara’s Tits Deserve Their Own Award Show…
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Rihanna Is Naked And Here Are The Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

31

Jan

Tila Tequila Sex Tape of the Day

I knew Tila Tequila had a sex tape the last 6 months, it was in the works the last year. This is supposed to be her next big break. They’ve been working this strategy hard like all bottom feeders do.

Now Vivid is using Pornhub and a series of fake lawyers letters to get publicity to the video….whether they want to admit it or not…The industry is entirely staged bullshit…especially at this level…

This is what they did to make Paris and Kim Kardashian and Pam Anderson think they werne’t behind the shit fully, cuz that would make them whores, which we all know they are, but they don’t want to be marketed like that…

So today the staged bullshit involves Tila Tequila masturbating. Her cumming pretty intensely is worth watching, despite her black labia. I am sure the world is going to watch this shit, whether they stage bullshit stories for TMZ or not.It’s Tila Tequila…at a low point I assume will remain a low point for a long fucking time and what it really comes down to is that I fucking hate lesbian porn…almost as much as I hate Tila Tequila…

Update – The thing that amazes me about this video is not that her pussy looks like there was a Vietnam war of its own in there, but that Vivid went to all this trouble, when only 5000 people bothered watching her stripping on webcam video….She’s done.

Update – This isn’t her first sex tape, this whore shit is all she knows, she sucks…she was just right place right time….

They are doing the pre-release to generate buzz for Vivid who invested a lot of money into this shit already, promising Tila a future….Enjoy

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Posted in:Tila Tequila