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2011

04

Apr

Reese Witherspoon on the cover of Elle UK in a One Piece of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is on of those chicks who other chicks really find hot but who leaves guys wondering what the fuck all they hype is about. It’s like sure she’s not horrible looking, sure, she’s horrible cuz she trapped her first husband by being horrible and getting knocked up, like insecure doughy girls have done for decades before her, and she’s horrible with all her church going Southern bullshit, and she’s horrible for being seen jogging all the time, but always managing to stay fat and sloppy like she’s had one too many biscuits…down at the plantation house…

Here she is on the cover of Elle UK, in a one piece, even when she should be wearing pants, where I am sure she talked a whole lot of bullshit about her relationships and recent marriages, cuz that’s just the kind of useless twat starving for attention but not starving at all, she is…. if you know what you mean…FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Marloes Horst’s Nipples in MIH Jeans Campaign of the Day

I don’t know how popular this Marloes Horst model is, you see cuz I’m not gay, a photographer, in the fashion industry, or creepily obsessed with models, cuz I generally hate models, envy their big money and party lifestyles, traveling the world to get half naked, but I know they are freakishly tall, and despite being called out for being skinny, actually are broader than most professional basketball playing men, but I do like them better than celebs, cuz celebs are generally not hot…all this to say these aren’t as good as her topless TOPLESS PHOTOSHOOTS, but they’re better than nothing….and that’s pretty much good enough for me and even the philosophy I like to live by….cuz I have low expectations….FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Miley Cyrus in Lingerie as Outterwear of the Day

I don’t think this is actually lingerie, it’s pretty much how bitches dress these days, making a walk down the street some kind of burlesque show from the 1920s or some shit, you know the same shit you had to spend serious money to see bitches like this during the great depression, while everyone else was starving to death and dying of the black plague….not that I know what I’m talking about, I haven’t really studied history, I just know that we’ve come a long way….

I also know that I’m one corset as a shirt away from masturbating in public all over an unsuspecting bitch, cuz shoving this kind of thing down my throat everyday while I’m forced to come home to a pig of a wife, isn’t good for the psychology of the perverts like me….FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Halle Berry is in a Bikini of the Day

The white girl in Halle Berry’s gone out getting some sun in a bikini and robe thing that hides her imperfections due to baby making….

You know tanning and swimming like all the inner city black kids she pretends to relate to, when really she’s just a tool for Hollywood to fill in a black character that’s non threatening to Christian America, not that it matters what her ethnicity is, or how much she exploits that her mom got knocked up by a brother, had no involvment in her white bread life, what matter is how hot her tits are…..cuz really – tits are all that matters…at least that’s what I tell girls I am trying to get to like me FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Morning dumps are more painful when wasted – usually cuz of the blood, sweat and tears…I am not dying but I am sure I will…and so will you…FOLLOW ME


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Minnie Mouse is Shaped Like a Giant Dick Going Into Mickey’s Mouth an It’s Hilarious
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Slippery When Wet: The 25 Sexiest Women in the Water
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Free Cam Fun to Make Your Monday a Little Less Dreary
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Denise Richards is Looking Slamming in a Bikini
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Emmaly Lugo Knows How to Rock Thigh High Boots Proper
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Gotta Love a Hot Blonde Wrestler
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Two Hot Amateurs Go At It
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You Too Can Be the Owner of Queen Elizabeth’s Use Panties!
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2011

04

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS that you’re probably not interested in, but should be cuz this is the world that we’re living in motherfuckers, you should know about this stuff, cuz CNN is too busy promoting Anderson Cooper’s biceps in tight shirts for the gays to really delve into what matters, like Kiddie Porn Pastors, Naked people found in stores, Charlie Sheen’s stage show bombing, cuz Charlie Sheen fucking sucks and is boring now and pot brownies at Prom and Drunk Teachers in class…..you know the thread that makes up the fabric of our lives…the real important shit you can’t live as a normal member of society not knowing….In the event you didn’t notice, I’m kinda playing this shit up a little…FOLLOW ME

Hernando Pastor Charged with Child Porn
A Desoto County preacher has been charged with possession of child porn. Eddie Prince of Oak Grove Baptist Church in Hernando was arrested at his home on Friday.

Charlie Sheen Booed Heavily In Detroit
Fans react to the debut of Charlie Sheen’s live-tour at Detroit’s Fox Theater. “It was awful” says one fan, who left the theatre before the show ended. He was not alone in his opinion and boos were commonplace.

Prom shut down over pot brownie concerns
NORTH ANDOVER – The North Andover High School Junior Prom was shut down early on Friday night over concerns related to pot-laced brownies.

Bondage Club Murder Suspect in Court
David Edward Albert is facing murder, arson and animal cruelty charges. Authorities say Albert shot and killed his former boss, a dog, and then set the club on fire after being fired.

Naked Man Found in Store’s Bathroom
Police arrested a man after he gave employees at a valley dollar store a big shock.

Teacher appeared drunk in classroom
WEST NEWBURY – An eighth-grade teacher who was removed from her classroom last week appeared drunk to school officials and asked one student how it would feel “to have a bullet in his head,” The Eagle Tribune reported, citing police reports released yesterday.

Depositions in Transgender Widow Case
There are new developments in the controversial case of a transgender widow.

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2011

04

Apr

Eva Green’s Tits in Camelot of the Day

There’s a new show called Camelot. I don’t know where the show is being produced. I just kknow Eva Green is in it and it’s on some Sci/Fi fantasy kick….

I have always found Sci Fi and Fantasy real fucking weird…but not nearly as weird as the people who are into it….I figure the people who produce the shit, write the shit and do the shit are only in it for the money, cuz they know the fans are socially awkward people who will embrace the shit as if it is their own, take ownership on the shit and love the shit, cuz they have nothing else going on, spreading it virally cuz they run to the fucking internet to talk to their fake friends who are just as weird as them…

I have walked by these people. I have seen them stage wars in our parks. I have seen them have training sessions in our parks. I have heard their conversations at coffee shops during intense war playing games, I have seen their comics, their collectibles and I have smelled their semen crusted unshowered due to late night sessions on World of War craft, when stuck in line behind them.

And luckily, Eva Green is in this shit, cuz I have always found Eva Geen’s tits fantastic…She was in a movie called The Dreamers, and that pretty much secured her as celebrity porn to get off to….even if her wikipedia has this interesting fact:

She credits Kirsten Dunst as her fashion influences

Cuz I guess piss soaked, booze soaked, cocaine covered and unshowered is fashion…I thought Kirsten Dunst only inspired people to get cosmetic dentistry work done, and maybe even a couple homeless people down the street, but that’s just cuz I couldn’t tell if she inspired them when she was here, or if they inspired her, in a chicken or the egg situation…

But this isn’t about that, it’s about Eva Green and Camelot and her Tits and to get you to FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Denise Richards Whore Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day


Here’s Denise Richards showing off her coked up escort body, 10 years later….

All moms have this body, don’t they? At least all the moms I know do, but that’s just because all the moms I know are strippers. I generally only interact with that kind of quality woman….and ignore the kind of bitch you’d find in a Wal Mart parking lot, taking the kids out of the van, struggling by actually trying to raise the brats….they just don’t exist to me.

I know that fake titty hookers who only are where they are because of their bodies in the first place are forced to maintain the best they can…which isn’t hard when all it takes is a powder diet, trainers and everything else you can afford cuz your monthly child support and divorce payout is outrageous and more money than most people get in a year…not that it matters…

Her greased mom body doesn’t fool me, cuz shit doesn’t mean her pussy is clean, small, tight or pleasant, but it is worth staring at, even if it’s been modified by modern science, cuz what difference does it really make to any of us….FOLLOW ME

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2011

03

Apr

The Elizabeth Taylor Nude of the Day

Elizabeth Taylory posed nude when she was 24. They say it was an engagement gift for her third husband. I say, there’s not enough pussy lip in it. Fire this Roddy McDowall photographer, I mean if all parties involved weren’t dead….I want to see some 1956 bush….because jerking off to dead women before they were dead…you know vintage erotic knowing she’s at her prime…always works for me…cuz I’m just that kind of pervert…FOLLOW ME

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2011

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I was bored…so I entered a draw Lady Gaga contest…

This is what I came up with… Dick in crotch and Shit Face….

Wonder if I’ll win…

I am drunk….Fuck my live…and ideally fuck some young pussy cuz it tastes better than the septic tank I married……

If you’re Bored


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If Really bored….


VOTE FOR ME – Get Your Friends to Vote for me – Fuck Japan – This is the cause of the year – I NEED 200,000 VOTES TO FUCK UP THE FASHION INDUSTRY and Beat Some Fag – HELP
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I You’re Still Bored….


Don’t Follow Me On Twitter
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If you’re suicidal….


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Here are my stepLINKS…..They are what really matter….

Audrina Patridge is so Skinny- AT LEAST -She’s Doing something Right…
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Lady Gaga is Gayer Than Adam Lambert and Her Diuck is Probably Bigger Too
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James Franbco and the Slutty Chick Naked Gang Fight
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Web Cam Sluts You HAVE to Check Out
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Whore in in the Dorm Room
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Kim and Kourtney React to SNL Impersonators…
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Hot teen gfs in the room record each other having sex cute teen girls going at it
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Julianne Hough is Looking Hot in a Jumpsuit
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Guess Who’s Bangin Kate Upton
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I’m Totally Gonna Ïnvest is BACON AIR
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These Sluts Will Make Any Vacation Amazing
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Free Cams. Nuff Sais
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Cool Useless Gadgets You Don’t Need But will Probably Want
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Busty Amateur Gets Her Rocks Off
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List of Lust: The 100 Most Desirable Women in Sports
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You’ll Wann Get Your Hands on These Toys
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Coco’s Ass is All Over Twitter Again
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Blake Lively is Leggy
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Rebecca Black Saves the World – MOVIE
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In Case You Didn’t Already Hate The Situation Enough
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Now These Are Some Nice Tits
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Victoria’s Secret Angels – Swim 2011 Launch
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Gotta Love a Cleavage Gallery
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Big Butt and a Smile, Oh Yeah
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Gotta Love Lesbo Brits
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Top 10 Nude & Sexy April Fool Celebrity Hotties
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Christina Aguilera’s Tits Are Fucking Huge. Jesus
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Leona Lee Couch Masturbation
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Kate Upton – From Her Official Site Intro – VIDEO
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She’s Got a School Girl Thing Going On in Converse and I Like It
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Ladies Who Attended The “Cougars, Inc.” Premiere
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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The Fall of Dyna-Woman (with Rainn Wilson)
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Meanwhile at the Club, These Sluts Get Naked
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Yeah I’d Bang Anna Kendricks
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Meet Tiffany Toth
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Courtney Cox is Still at the Beach
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Kim Kardashian Busts Out Her Bodacious Cleavage And Curves
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Zelda Theme Song Played With Lightning !
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I’d Love To Stick My Tongue Up This Ass
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I See Kendra Wilkinson’s Nipples
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Snooki, The Next Nobel Prize Winner
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Mila Kunis Shows Me Her Bra
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I entered a model competition……

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2011

01

Apr

Jesus Martinez Male Model of the Day

I was bored – so I entered a male model competition….knowing I will win…because I have the power of the internet on my side…


Vote for Me cuz if I win – it’ll be amazing
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This is what I wrote them….cuz you know I am serious about my craft….it’s been a childhood dream….

I want to be a Ford Model because I feel I bring a new look to modeling. I am tired of the negative image portrayed in male models today and the pressure it makes everyday men face trying to live up to their images and the expectations society has on us….

I am sure the public would want to see me in representing brands. I am real, people can relate to that I have already been published in magazines and I am very comfortable in front of the camera. I am also willing to do “ANYTHING” to win this contest. Give me a chance.


VOTE FOR ME – I NEED 200,000 VOTES TO FUCK UP THE FASHION INDUSTRY
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Tell your friends – I need to win….


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Seriously, if there is one cause to come together on – THIS IS IT….

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2011

01

Apr

Karissa Shannon’s Alright in My Books of the Day



Maybe I’m drunk, or maybe I’ve decided to give Karissa Shannon the love and attention her dad never gave her cuz he was too drunk and busy fucking her twin sister…

I know she’s trying to get noticed. I know she’s nothing but a white trash whore with no talent. I know she’s just a pornstar in denial cuz it was with a black dude for added controversy, all in trying to get famous, cuz Playboy didn’t Pam Anderson her, even with a twin willing to get naked, so she will hire the paparazzi herself to get out there and really show the world how to get notcied….half naked and showing off an insane ass.

I think I may be in love….or not….but I do watch her pieced clit getting fucked , cuz interracial never upset me, I’m non-racist like that….FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Gisele’s Workout Legs in Tight Pants of the Day

It’s amazing how well she’s taped her male genitals down…not that I actually believe the lie I perpetuate…I know she’s not actually a dude, I just like urban myths that involve hot pussy, or pussy deemed hot, dooping a bunch of straight men into masturbating to her half naked cuz she was marketed properly, put in the right venue, whether she was actually a she or not…it’s like the ultimate April Fools joke…..

Here she is at leaving the gym in tight pants….question it if you want, but I think you should just try to enjoy it, cuz there’s nothing else going on in your life….this is it, like that Michael Jackson movie motehrfucker…like thaFOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Some Christina Aguilera is a Fat Chick in Leggings of the Day

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I don’t understand a lot about fat chicks and I’m married to a fat chick…not that that would make me understand the breed any better…it’s just that I always see these fat chicks in leggings….when you’d think legggins is the one thing, along with naked, fat chicks should avoid….I don’t know if they think it is slimming, even it it just emphaises all that is wrong with their bodies or if it is easier for them to stomach a stretched out XL than a pair of pants with an actual button and zipper that are less forgiving…or if the bitches feel like if they dress fit people will perceive them as fit….but I do know that I don’t have the power to stop them, so I might as well join them….and embrace this shit…even if I can’t get my arms around the shit….and know I’ll never fully accept..but luckily fat chicks are virtually invisible to me…and hardly ever pop up on my radar…except when I’m face to face with them and my “Fight or Flight” response kicks in….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

01

Apr

Meagan Good’s Denim Shorts over Pantyhose of the Day

Here’s Meagan Good dressed like a 3 year old on her way to daycare on “Dress Yourself Day”….I never got the whole shorts over pantyhose look, if anything it made no sense to me, it’s like just wear pants bitch, shorts are a mini skirt, if you uncross your legs, we won’t see your fucking cunt, you don’t need to put that layer of fabric on, it’s weird….I know, lots of Chinese girls in China town do this, but what the fuck do they know, up until 10 years ago, they all wore the same work clothes, government issued motherfucker, so they are allowed to go insane…and you’re not…well maybe you are…cuz that ass is good to look at…even if I don’t know why she is famous…FOLLOW ME

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