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2011

22

Apr

Amanda Seyfried in Shorts of the Day

So shitty, yet so qualified to do amazing thing with that body of hers. I mean looking at this, you’d think you were watching the autistic kid at soccer practice in the park, all pale and looking all scared of the world, in shorts that are too big for them, cuz they dressed themselves cuz their therapist who is supposed to save them from Autism like they were Jett Travolta without the whole dying part suggested it as a strategy to make them more independent….but the truth is she’s got an awesome skinny body with nice round tits…not to mention a willingness to get naked if it is for the right part that separates her from all the bullshit she’s done…that I’ve watched on repeat the last 6 months reminding me that what I see today, isn’t what I get, I mean provided I was given the opportunity to kidnap her and make her my wife like she was Elizabeth Smart…who clearly wasn’t smart….cuz if she was she’d plot a better escape..but that’s totally beside the point….

Here’s those SEX SCENES IN CHLOE…..

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

22

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Dancing Like an Idiot on Set of the Day

It’s always awkward watching a bitch dance to no music, especially when you’re watching her in pictures. It’s like stupid pose after stupid fucking pose….stupid facial expression after stupid facial expression…that really brings up the important question of why the fuck is this one hit wonder from Pussycat Dolls and one hit wonder from her own solo career coming at us again, older, harder faced and harder bodied, I get that’s it for the money, but that’s not how it’s supposed to work, one hit wonder means you fade into obscurity and live off your millions and the millions of the rich cock you were able to recruit when he thought you were a celebrity, cuz every rich dude wants to date a celebrity, cuz regular bitches can be hot, but are a dime a dozen, semi famous pussy just validates why they got rich in the first place….you can’t fuck your private jet and 500,0000 dollar Rolls Royce, even though I’m sure they’ve tried.

Either way, here she is looking like a fool….

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2011

22

Apr

Sophie Simmons is the Fat Chick in Shorts of the Day

Must suck when you’re mom’s this hot Playboy Playmate who fucks rock stars, and you’re this…I mean other than the whole trust fund, never have to work a day in her life, will find cock no matter how much she lets herself go, cuz there’s always opportunists out there willing to ride their fat girl’s bank account, or even die hard KISS fans willing to ride out the pussy their god, Gene Simmons, the mastermind behind the only thing that has meaning in their pathetic lives, created with his sperm.

Who knows, who cares, why is she wearing such short tight shorts? Her thighs so big she hasn’t got a pussy anymore…it’s like they won the fight and ate her pussy up…now it is no more….I’m so mean…and really for no real reason other to laugh…let’s move along now.

Posted in:Sophie Simmoms

2011

22

Apr

Kristin Cavallari’s Amazing Face of the Day

I figured that when this bitch’s show got cancelled, she’d finally throw in the fucking towel and produce sex tapes…or pretty much anything semi-erotic.

For those of you who don’t know or care, she was the bitch from a show called Laguna Beach, it was the show that was chapter 1 of The Hills…it was what made this bitch a “Celebrity” and I use that world loosely, and she had the balls to refuse to continue on The Hills cuz she had an ego and decided she could make it as an actor, a legit actor…the crossover everyone in Reality has been able to make successfully….only to realize a few years later that she needed money and that no one took her seriously…and that she was the bitch on a show far less significant than the one she refused to be the star of….So she had to beg MTV to let her back on, only for the shit to get cancelled her first year back…making you think she’s either the Yoko Ono that ends a horrible thing…a hero to the world or maybe that she’s the useless twat capable of bringing down an already useless as fuck show cuz she’s just that useless…

But I see the good in everything, and I firmly believe there’s nothing useless about ANY girl…pretty much cuz she’s got the required holes to be a real talent and success in porn.

Leading to the conclusion, that she should turn to porn, cuz I think it’d be a place where she could really fucking shine…at least a place I’d like to watch her shine….with semen and vagina juice…cuz really they’re all fucking whores to me.

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2011

22

Apr

Solange Wilvert’s Ass and Titties for Vogue Spain of the Day

Here’s Solange Wilvert, a 22 year old Brazilian model titty and ass for Vogue Spain…cuz fashion knows that without titty, ass and hot bitches…it pretty much is nothing but a bunch of pretentious fags and fag hags competing to see who can be the most sour faced, miserable, and unimpressed who no one would really pay attention to if it wasn’t for the hot model pussy….but then again, I may just be speaking for myself….you may be all about fashion cuz it makes you feel pretty and all about obnoxious fags cuz they make you cum…but that’s your own shit you gotta work through with your local reverse homosexuality minister…that’s not really my specialty…

Posted in:Solange Wilvert

2011

22

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I need a street team. I looked at my stats. We need to get the word out there. Stickers. Publicity Stunts. Flash Floods of Women Flashing. I don’t give a fuck as long as it says DrunkenStepfather.com on it so we live another day, unlike the real Jesus who you are all sucking up to today cuz he gave you a day off, that’s how religion does it, how can we hate the shit if we get a day off work after 364 days a year of feeling guilty for jerking off to teen girls playing badminton in the park while high on cough medicine and the mystery powder you found on the sidewalk outside the gay club….Dried AIDS cum? Shit…wish I knew that before trying to get high on it…ya know?

Gotta Love College Cuties
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NBA Mock Cheerleader Draft
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Kim Kardashian’s 14 Year Old Slut Sister Slutting Out
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Free Cam Shows Are the Best Kind
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Somebody Actually Manufactured a Crackhead Charlie Sheen Winning Love Doll for Chicks
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Suelyn Medeiros Brings the Hotness
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Slut on the Fucking Machine
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Latina on the Beach
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College Cuties Are Pantsless
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Slut Fucks Boyfriend on Camera
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a 420 Message From Your Boss.
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Posted in:MHD

2011

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I assume no one is on the internet because you are all re-living Christ’s last walk before getting crucified and coming to life….but I figure that shouldn’t stop me from posting my stepLINKS, cuz it a lot of way they are the mesiah, I just haven’t quite figured out those ways…Enjoy.. Happy Easter you Christian fundamentalists who make our world BORING and guilt filled….

Megan Fox’s Face is Getting Seriously Fucked Up
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And Now, The Creepiest American Idol Clip You Will See Ever
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Fergie Lookin’ Hot
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Watch This Jackass Get Kicked in the Balls
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Cam Shows That You Wont Regret Checking Out
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I Love Seeing a Cutie Laid Out
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Hooter Cutie on Video
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Amber Lancaster is New and You Will Love Her
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These Sluts Will Get You Laid On Your Vacation
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Free Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Two College girls Get Naughty
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Kim Kardashian and the Los Angeles Lakers 25 Hottest Fans
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Lady Gaga is a Retard Who is Sorry for Using the Word Retard
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Paris Hilton Panty Peek
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Blake Lively Because, Well, I Don’t Even Know Why
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Zoe Saldana is Hot But She Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Even Gwenyth Paltrow’s Husband Hates Gwenyth Paltrow
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Lindsay Lohan Has a Sugar Daddy
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Who Doesn’t Love a Hot Nerdy Girl?
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Alyssa Miller – Intimissimi Summer 2011
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Daytime TV is Awesome
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Suelyn Medeiros Bring the Hotness
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More Insane Fights at Mcdonalds – VIDEO
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Ashli Orion And Georgia Jones Get It On
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Nudity For Charity Is The Greatest Idea Ever
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More Megan Fox
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Adriana Lima Photoshoot
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Tall Thin Hipster Gal
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Ladies Who Attended The T-Mobile Sidekick 4G Launch Party
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Rocket Fails! VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Love Eva Mendes
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Striptease of the Day
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Tiffany Brookes in an Orange Bikini
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7 comedians who just aren’t funny anymore
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Taris Sanchez is Slutty
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Demi Lovato is Bi Polar. The Disney Curse Continues
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I don’t Know Who Jaimie Alexander IS, But I’d Totally Fuck Her
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Lindsay In A See Through Tank Top Looking Very High
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Eating At ihop May Get You Killed
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Christina Aguilera Has Big Gay Tits
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Megan Fox Has An Ugly Sister
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

21

Apr

Amanda Seyfried on her Knees of the Day

You know it’s a slow day when I find content of a bitch I liked watching fuck in one movie she did…on her knees…

I mean this is really pathetic of me right? I guess you’re the wrong guy to ask, considering you’re the one jerking off to this pic…maybe I’ll just stick to my gut on this one…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

21

Apr

Gisele Does the Gym of the Day

Here’s Gisele leaving the gym, cuz a model’s gotta stay fit, you hear. Personally, I prefer the starvation method, but that’s just cuz it makes them too weak to know what is going on when all that coke, booze and pills are in them, but more importantly, it makes them too weak to run. Not to sound creepy or anything.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen