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2019

Jun

Lisa Rinna Grandma Whore Pussy Dance of the Day

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Ok Lisa Rinna.. and her mangled fucking old lady face, I mean it’s heavily fucking mangled….is out there doing a PUSSY DANCE….which for those who don’t know is an instagram dance move women do whilst in bikinis or their panties involving leading in their dance with their pussies…while the rest of them follow…

Dancing, is one of those weird things that I can be into watching a girl do when she’s out there stripping….but watching people dance, especially on mute, is just fucking awkward and even uncomfortable, especially when the old ex-Playboy girl, who may have a decent old lady body, is out there with her muppet face….doing it.

Watching this brings weirdness…cuz part of you will like it, part of you will be disturbed by it, and part of you will have a hard time looking away from her face that looks like a halloween mask…

For those of you who follow Lisa Rinna, this is her daughter Delilah Belle who also has a mangled face, but is out there being an instagram influencer, cuz all girls have mangled faces these days.

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2019

Jun

Naomi Campbell Nipples of the Day

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Naomi Campbell with her tits out…

Naomi Campbell is probably in her 60s, but she’s still busting out her tits, because these women who made careers as models and pretend that they were the reason the world Super Model was coined, even though they were just in the right place and right time, and part of a marketing hook to make models celebrities, in order to better sell product in an era where you needed some celebrity to push product, you didn’t need to be some naked cunt on instagram no one’s ever heard of to do it…

That said, Naomi Campbell, who I assumed was retired decades ago, is back with her tits out, because why not, her narcissism still thinks she’s hotter than everyone, her titties were small so they didn’t sag, and black don’t crack….

She is also rich as fuck, has tight Russian ties cuz she’s dated a Russian billionaire…and is capable of sucking up and absorbing all the attention she gets being Naomi Campbell during this 90s revival and nostalgia….people don’t want celebs of their era…they want to fixate on those of the past. We call this the revival….like how they have brought back every show of the past instead of creating new ones…let’s focus on this old shit.

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2019

Jun

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

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RITA ORA is some attention seeking trash….who reminds of a story…

I walked by the public pool that is now open and I saw three older ladies, definitely in menopause tanning because it was the first hot day here, and these three older ladies, not just one of the older ladies, you know the one in the group who is recently divorced and found a trainer and a diet plan that works for her, some out there reliving her youth cuz she still has a pussy, that doesn’t even need to get wet, it’s got lube for that….

Instead, it was a trio of the slutty old lady, because I think that’s just how the internet is training women to be…and all three were sitting like this, spread legged in some tight bathing suit bottoms, their mom pussies filling a nice mound they wanted the young lifeguards to see and get hard over, but it’s the internet era, we don’t get hard just looking at hot chicks, it’s not the 80s anymore assholes…we need to see assholes being stretched out and fed to get hard…

Point being, the spread legged stance, is some exhibitionism….that a lot of women do, and that Rita Ora is doing…and it is great…even if the women doing it aren’t…like Rita Ora, some bottom of the barrel only famous cuz she’s eager and has great tits…great tits that are also making an appearance in this pic.

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2019

Jun

Sarah Hyland Found her Tits of the Day

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Sarah Hyland has found her tits….

I don’t really know what has inspired her, maybe it was her near death experience when her body rejected her Kidney, that made her see the light and realize that not being a whore on instagram was a fucking fail…and that to stay relevant, to get with the program, to be current, and to not give a fuck, or at least pretend to not give a fuck, she’s found her tits….the vehicle and vessel needed to really matter in this slutty, perverted, world..

Sure, showing cleavage and hard nips is so low level smutty in this era of show everyone your asshole…but I see the move to social media erotica….and I encourage it, despite how creepy and weird looking she may be…

Keep the showing off the titty up!!

See, this is me being encouraging…I am a positive force in the slutty of the world…

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2019

Jun

People at the Naked Bike Ride and Other Videos of the Day

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Sexy lady in Red

Granny in a Hole

Beaners Don’t Lik Being Called Beaners – Road Rage Brawl

Subway Smackdown

VR in Yemen…

Car in a Well

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I live in Montreal, it was a big weekend here because they run an F1 Race here, so all the sex workers and whores come out and walk around in slutty shorts, showing off their round fake asses, and big tits without bras, waiting on park benches to get hired by the tourists looking for a trashy Montreal fuck….

So I decided to leave the house to see what kind of sluts were out there….and what I ended up seeing was people leaving an Adam Sandler arena show, were a retard, like full retard was standing outside asking everyone if they went to the show, and how the show was, because I guess she was a retard Adam Sandler fan, as she’d have to be seeing as she’s a fan of Adam Sandler….

Either way, people walking out of the venue….ignored the retard standing outside the comedy show asking how the show was….or they’d say “NO” awkwardly and walk on….

And I remembered that those people are the same people who get mad when you call a Retard a retard on the internet…

“Don’t Use the R-Word”….

So here they are scared of a retard, not treating the retard like a human…but on Facebook….they are fighting the fight for the retard plight…

That is one reason why the internet sucks…

Here are some morning links….

600 LBS Woman Has Brawl at Six Flags…
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I knew this was going to happen – the actress who used a billboard to get an Audition with Tyler Perry – Got an Audition
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Friendly 6 am Cop Wake Up
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Courtney Green Has Big Boobs
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Angry Mom’s Racist Rant on Subway
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Off Grid Floating Island
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Dark Phoenix Flopped – Thank God
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Drunk Driver Crash
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Brawl Breaks Out when Family Calls Latinos Beaners…
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Sweet Old Lady is a Drug Runner
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A Man who Works as a Bird Scarer…whatever that is
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Angry Club Boss
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2019

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls with big tits are a breed of their own, because they fucking love showing off their big tits any way they can..

Yesterday I saw a girl with big tits at the grocery store busting out all over the fucking place….then I saw another set of big tits on a bike in a tank top….tits everywhere…the tank top couldn’t contain them….basically doing a titty jiggle dance as she rode down the middle of a one way street going the wrong way so people really noticed her…like she was Lance Armstrong…

Then I saw a girl with the hairiest fucking legs, some feminism statement hairy legs, hairier then all men, even arab men legs…but clearly a woman…wearing the shortest shorts…so I guess women with hairy legs like women with big tits just DIE to get noticed…

I guess they are all just a bunch of sluts.

Deniro’s Estranged Wife Wants to Get PAID
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Kate Upton Fat in a Bathing Suit
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Very Important Kylie Jenner News…
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Obese White Trash Woman Dancing in her Panties
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Florence BOO has Nipples
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Dogs Take a Nap on Each Other
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Guy Trains to be a Paratrooper…
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Alec Baldwin Doesn’t Want to Play Trump Anymore
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Sophie Turner Slapping Conan
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Tracy Morgan Mad…
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The Lame High School Rebels’ Grad Speech
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Irina Shayk – No Longer Russian Whore – No Wait – Still a Russian Whore
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Michelle Williams Hated Dawson’s Creek
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Dude Asks Cop his Name – Cop Says Fuck You is His Name…
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Restaurant Owner Goes Berserk Goes Insane….
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Russian Test Missles…
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Dude Beats Undercover Cop in a Town Hall Meeting
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Creepy 6 Month Pregnant Instagram Slut
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The Beyonce NBA Final Shit is So Dumb..
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Brian Wilson Ends Tour Cuz He’s Unstable
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Indestructible Tire by Michelin
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Big Black Booty on the Kitchen Counter
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Terrifying Sorority Girls…
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Sex Workers are Fun to Watch Working…
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Kendall Jenner Pumping Gas….
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Bitch I’m Fat Bella Thorne
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Christina Hendricks Has her Tits Out…
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Margot Robbie – in Vogue
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Amber Heard – Hooker
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Alexandra Ship – Good Cleavage
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Pixie Lott Cleavage
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Irina Shayk Elle France Single Mother
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Miley Cyrus Looking Rough
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Charlotte McKinney No Ass in Bike Shorts
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Martha Hunt is Hot
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Lana Condor is Asian
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Rat Cow Trans Face
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Random Tumblr Porn
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8 Public Acts that Make you a Whore
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Big Titty Skilled Rider
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Hot Girlfriend’s Leaked Nudes….GOOD TIMES…
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Big Fucking Titty Drop
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Hot Unshaven Pussy
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HOT REDDIT AMATEUR HOTNESS
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Weird Onsie Porn
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Shameless Girl Has her Tits Out
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Sunny and her Round Tits
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Hot Hand Bra
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Window Flashing
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Leila Lowfire Titty Collection
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Friends in Short Skirts Eating Pussy
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Wren Davis has Sloppy Nips
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Weird Burlesque Pin-Up Slut
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Slutty Selfies…
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That’s Gotta HUrt – Dildo Ride
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Homeless Guy Licking Fat Pussy
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Is This Girl Eating her Own Pussy
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Monster Tits
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PLAYING WITH THE TWAT….
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE PUSSY LOVERS WHO LOVE SEEING ALL THE PUSSY!
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2019

Jun

Demi Moore Weirdness on Instagram of the Day

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Demi Moore posted this pic of her in a pregnant prosthetic that has nipples – being clamped like she used to do with Ashton in order to climax – because she’s old and her vagina was dead at the time – too many poppers and whippets…

I figure at least one of you will jerk off to this…and that level of weirdness made it worth the effort…

Oh and this is allowed on instagram, cuz she’s a nipple – do my nipples offend you – protestor also…even though these aren’t her nipples…but then again is anything really hers – considering the millions in plastic surgery she’s spent…I don’t know…but I have these pics.

Posted in:Demi Moore

2019

Jun

Possibly Megan Fox Nude of the Day

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Here’s the biggest news you’ll ever experience in the history of this website, I mean if we were still in 2005 when the site started, and that’s some Megan Fox – possibly Megan Fox – we’ll only know if it Megan Fox – nude and pregnant like a slut who takes loads when not on the pill who doesn’t believe in abortion….not when her captor David from 90210 – RIP LUKE PERRY – is involved…cuz imprisoning someone comes in all forms….

THAT SAID…there was a time when Megan Fox was hot and not naked….and the nudes leaked of her being pregnant nudes – seems like a dis to all of the people out there who wanted to see her naked – like couldn’t she fucking do nudes right rather than do nudes like typical pregnant women too proud of being pregnant – despite it not being that challenging of a thing unless your impotent from all the toxins out there…this is what happens to women right before their vaginas die forever…

So pregnancy fetish porn was her angle…great.

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Posted in:Megan Fox

2019

Jun

Elsa Hosk Hot Tits of the Day

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I’ve seen her tits before, but unlike my wife’s tits, I don’t mind seeing them again….

These tits aren’t being pulled out the way I’d want them to be pulled out – since I’ve see them pulled out before…but they are still there…to look at in excitement an think to ourself “How did this pro Swedish Basketball player not become a model sooner”….as she only really broke out at 27…

My other question is – does all of Swedish female basketball look like this, cuz if it does, I want season tickets for my chronic masturbation purposes…

I guess now that this one has fully made it – there’s no need for the nipples they used to get her noticed early on…

But I am sure we will get to see her nipples again…and that is all I care about….the future is bright…