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2019

Jun

Ashanti Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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No one cared about Ashanti when she was at the top of her Ashanti game getting famous as Ashanti even though I don’t know who Ashanti is but I like writing her name over and over in what I am sure is not a troll on google Search Engine Optimization that makes me the number one source of Ashanti content…

So I can’t imagine people care about Ashanti now, but that isn’t stopping her of bringing out her big body doing slutty instagram things, in bikini, in see through outfits, and in this….casual glimpse into her inner thigh the way you want it…assuming you want it…you probably don’t want it…but I’ll post it anyway…

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2019

Jun

Stella Maxwell Nipple of the Day

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Apparently these are Stella Maxwell’s leaked nudes..that are hardly nude…girl is a nude model by nature, or by trade, her whole existence is based on being nudes…so if these are leaked, they are staged for hype, or maybe Kirsten Stewart is mad at her and trying to get revenge on being dooped into lesbianism in her silliest role ever…the lesbian…you know good old fashioned couple revenge porn..

Or maybe it’s not leaked nudes at all, since girl is naked all over the internet making leaked nudes irrelevant…

Here are more pics of her…

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2019

Jun

How to Tuck of the Day

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Here is a PSA for all you dudes – who just crave being in a bathing suit….you know thank our friend LILAH GIBNEY who is doing “HER” best impression of an instagram chick, even better than an instagram chick, cuz dudes are better girls than girls, just ask all the women who have been beat in sport by trans women competing with them…

I guess what I am saying is – don’t believe everything you see – cuz it can actually throw off everything you’ve known about yourself as the first time jerking off to a tranny does…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2019

Jun

Spinning Gurney During Rescue and Other Videos of the Day

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Street Fighter Knock Out..

Tight Body with Silicone Face Scares ME

Drunk Woman vs Pole

TV Stand Knockout

Flex Knock Out

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2019

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are all offended that a group are trying to organize a straight parade, which in case you didn’t know, is something people have been saying since they started the gay pride parade, because typical gays think they are so fucking special that they both light up a room, have great taste, get a pass for being SASSY in public…saying all the most offensive thing but having a pass cuz they are gay….they deserve a celebration around them…

Well I left the house last week, and from my perspective everyone is a queer….a whole generation of queers choosing to be queer since you’re not born that way….it’s a choice where you put your dick….

So as straight is a minority…only a few straight men left to keep the legacy of gang date raping girls cuz they are just that straight…exist….so let them have their boring fucking parade….the feature floats like one giant roofie…maybe a lesbian porn scene cuz they are just that straight they can’t have dick in their porn….or a float of a sububan home with a hot wife and 5 kids….you know straight shit….throw some polos with popped collars and Khakis…and maybe a pair of boat shoes…I mean what the fuck does straight look like….I’m stuck in the 90s….just check out this site…LOL…

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Fat Ass Booty with the Hulla Hoop
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Whoopie on Abortion – Like she has a Cunt
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Nature is Mad
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Thief Faces Mob Justice
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Tracy Morgan Crashes 2 Million dollar Car
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The Sequel No One Asked For…
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Taking Drink Out of an Ashtray
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Dude is Mad at computer…
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Rachel McCord Bikini
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Guess the Actress working with Woody? Cuz not all girls care about other girl’s sex assault claims…
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Bear VS MOOSE
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Air BNB Host VS Black People
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Puppy Swimming after Dolphins
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2019

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today, like everyday, has been filled with disappointment, and regret, not based on running a blog no one reads, because blogs are for teen girls of the early 2000s, not grown men….grown men who want attention turn to instagram…where they show off their cars, or money, or how silly they are…

Today, like everyday, has been filled with disappointment, and regret because…I still haven’t double fisted a woman…not a prostitute, not a mom of 6, not anyone…

It’s like what’s the fucking point of even having two hands….

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Tracy Morgan crashes $2 million Bugatti
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Taylor Swift Titty Shake
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Elizabeth Warren Gets Drilled for Being Native American on The Breakfast Club….
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Tranny MMA Fighter Breaking Female Skulls…
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J.Lo – Old Lady Crop Top
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Ashanti See Through….
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Samurai Sword VS A bunch of Beer – There is no winner in this
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Dude Gets Knocked Out on Purpose…
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Cardi B Cleavage….
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Air BNB Host VS Black People
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Topless Angel Constance
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Small High School Cheerleader Went Nuts
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Power Lifter Leg Snap – Awesome
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Lily Allen Sheer Top
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CBS All Access takes Twilight Zone
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Elsa Hosk – Hard Nips
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Big Old Booty White Who Thinks it is Black Booty..
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Fishing Boat Disaster Created Godzilla
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Jill Duggar’s Sex Tips…
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On Legged Whore in Shorts HUmps a Car Door
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Lili Reinhart Almost Got Abducted in a Fake Uber
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Katie Price – Fined for Saying CUNT
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Pregnant Comedian of the Day
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5 Things This Woman Thinks Men Need to Know About Sex with her Tits Out – Seems lIke a lot of work – just slip her a LUDE
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Lohan Making Music Porn….
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Girl Pisses into her Coffee and Drinks It
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Sex Workers are Fun to Watch Working…
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Grand Opening for “Christina Aguilera: The Xperience”
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J.Lo – Crop Top
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Kelli Berglund Tits…
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Olivia Munn Ugly in Shorts in Rome
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Hunter King Bra Tit….
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Lily Allen Performing with her Tits Out
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Rat Cow – Fucking Everywhere
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Culpo Pretending to be Harassed by the Ppaarazzi She Called
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Lais Ribeiro in a Bathing Suit
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Bella Hadid Legs
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Cara Delevingne Bathing Suit
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Lili Reinhart Clevage
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Josephine Skriver…..
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Palvin Catalog Panties….
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Real THROAT FUCKING
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They Call This BOY PUSSY and it is the Worst
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Lika Dolce Doing Fitness
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Barbie Qu Tits out…
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Stomach VS DILDO
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Naked Sleeping Girls…
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Bee Sting Pussy
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Amateur Slut! Damn…
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Young a Creepy Webcam Couple
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Hot Amateur Slut
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I never see people this interesting on the Streets
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Naked Chick and her Inflatable
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19 Year Old Shows You How to GUSH
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Slutty Snapchats – Naked Snapchats – Hot Snap Chats – I Can’t Believe Snapchat is Still a Thing
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Nightmare on ELm Street Themed Masturbation…..
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Fake Hostel is the DUMBEST porn
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2019

Jun

Everyone’s Favorite Picture Today of the Day

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I don’t care about William H. Macy, only because I found Shameless to be an offensive parody of my life….and I just couldn’t handle the exploitative nature of drunken white trash….if it was a black family…it’d be racist…but since it’s white…it’s all good for a rich fucker to mock a drunk degenerate….fuck that.

I don’t care about the College scandal, because I am a grown up and I understand how the world works and has always worked. These aren’t the first people to have a building named after them so that their kids can get an education…

But I do find it funny to see him out there with graduation balloons, congratulating his daughter who is in on the scandal for her high school graduation, which is a normal thing to do, but fun to laugh at since her college plans have been thwarted by the evil social justice warriors who want to turn the country communist – instead of accepting that being rich and famous allows you some perks….and resources that can manipulate outcomes….as it should…

Point being, the internet is pointing and laughing at these pics like assholes with no souls, and they get away with it…but point and laugh at a queer, a fat chick, a retard or an ethnic person and you’re the devil…

People love seeing the rich hit roadblocks…

I love seeing the rich hit their pelvic bones against whores who like rich guys…which is all whores..not cuz I like rich pelvic bones….I just like being reaffirmed of my judging ways….that whores are whores are whores..

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2019

Jun

Bella Thorne Got her Bikini On of the Day

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Bella Thorne is out there promoting the importance of books, the only way she knows how…by being a half naked slut…

She is famous, she’s big on the social media feed, and she cares about elevating the intellect of the future generation through reading, despite not being able to write her captions, and being a high school drop out, she has recently released some bullshit book in an era when no one reads, that is a best seller…which makes no sense….

But since books aren’t a trend, you gotta get out there and make reading cool again, like you’re on some reading rainbow shit, even though the kids only know how to read rap lyrics to find new phrases to bring into their daily life and MEMES…and you do that bikini slut posing and that’s good enough for me…I’m buying into this….I am a believer….stay woke or some shit.

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2019

Jun

Instagram Clickbait of the Day

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If you are wondering where all the clever comedy has gone in the world…here’s your answer…Instagram…

The hub of mindless memes people like to share, they are easy to consume…but more importantly…the land of sluts trying to find funny wants to promote their slut self…and they do it with clever clips like this..

Pretending to be having sex, when really doing stretches….a concept that has been done before so many fucking but that can never be done enough….call America’s Funniest Home Vidoes…and INS…the future is now.

Posted in:Videos

2019

Jun

Kendall Jenner Asshole Flash of the Day

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Is Kendall Jenner’s asshole flash on the jet ski, that is barely an asshole flash, since I can’t see her asshole…even if she wants us to see her asshole, she’s been trained in media manipulation, and understands that Kim showed her asshole for the cause and because of that no one else in the family has to. She sacrificed her dignity, by letting the world see her bleached, waxed asshole…so that her sister didn’t have to show theres….but a little cocktease or peek into the asshole never hurt to generate some hype…because these people need hype to survive and need hype to continue whoring their products…..it’s their lifeline even though they are sitting on a pile of fucking money…

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