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2018

18

Dec

Halsey New Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Halsey is a real fucking troll who has sucked DJ dick hard enough to get famous and now she is out trying to position herself as hot…not that you need to be hot to suck DJ dick hard enough to get a vocal track on one of their songs…DJs fuck some really ugly girls who linger in the VIP room of the super clubs they play at…those groupies just need to be outgoing enough or weird and quirky enough to be marketable…..

Now that she’s famous and has money cuz the world has low standards….and now has money and has decided to become an instagrammer with a set of fake tits or maybe this is photoshopped. I don’t know I have just seen her getting sluttier and sluttier cuz a ho is a ho is ho.

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2018

18

Dec

Lili Reinhart Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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If you are young and on a hit show, that shouldn’t be a hit because it is garbage, but that is a hit, which in TV terms means at least 2000 people watch the nonsense, you need to self promote yourself like all the other young girls of your generation as a slut, it is feminism, it is empowerment, it is being free spirited sexual beings who don’t want to be sexualized, it is the style, the fashions of the time, the porn generation and their hormone in the food tits and asses, that don’t like to fuck unless they sign contracts with their sex partner cuz they are the most uptight exhibitionsists ever….

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2018

18

Dec

Lily Allen Nipples of the Day

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Here’s something none of us needed to see pretty much ever….

An old washed up Lily Allen rich kid with a pop career that lasted a few minutes but enough minutes to become famous…

I didn’t want to see her gross tits a decade ago – and I am not into them now but I bet one of you still jerks off to her smile song and I like to run niche fetish content.

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2018

18

Dec

Miley Cyrus Tits out of the Day

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Miley Cyrus was on Saturday Night Live the other day, I guess it would have been Saturday, and I am only posting it now, what kind of dated blog is this, shit has happened and has been happened for three days which is a decade in the internet world….but here it is…Miley bringing the tits out for Xmas….because Miley likes bringing her tits out…it is her marketing campaign and how she leveraged going from Disney Kid to slutty mainstream pop star people care about….I am just mad she wasn’t diddling herself while giant animatronic reindeer ejaculated neon paint on her anus..the way you’d think her creative direction would go….instead we got racy Hilary Clinton…in the pant suit…and another Miley song…something we don’t need. But she needs to pay her insurance deductible on her burnt out house she is probably expoloiting to get sympathy from all to make more money…tactics!

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2018

18

Dec

Tessa Greiner Hot Instagram Nude Shoot of they Day

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Tessa Greiner is some Canadian, possibly from Toronto, girl getting naked for attention on the social media channels, and who has used her hustle of getting naked to get 73,000 followers which isn’t that much, but in Canadian Terms is the equivalent of 730,000 followers, since our population is 10% of your population…

I have never met her at the maple syrup igloo party all Canadians attend every spring during the maple harvest….but she exists and looks fucking great.

It’s easy to call out a girl for getting naked to progress her career and get noticed, but it’s hard to hate a girl for getting naked for attention, it’s a naked chick and naked chicks are great, especially when they look as good as Tessa Greiner….any girl who wants easy money, fame, access, solid trips around the world who isn’t getting naked or doing the instagram nudity thing….is a fucking idiot…cuz getting naked is far easier than developing other skills to be compelling…why put the effort into that…when you can just be this…

All This to say….where are her fucking nipples?!!? This is too strategic nude…so conservative and Canadian of her…if she was American, she’d have a 12 inch dildo up in her while pouting her plastic injected tits.

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2018

18

Dec

Maitland Ward Still a Hooker of the Day

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The internet is a weird place that fucks with people on a psychological level in a weird fucking way….from all the hardcore porn a girl sees her boyfriend or husband addicted to, to all the instagram sluts half naked a girl sees her boyfriend or husband interact with on social media, it makes for a place of insecurity and uncertainty….especially when you were on a hit show with your big tits in the 90s….when people cared about you and when you thought you had a chance to be a big star….since no one realizes that they peaked when they are peaking…

So someone like Maitland Ward, forgotten from the masses moves on into the world of social media, with a husband who really wants his girl to be a sex object to get him off, you know porno makes people weird…and a few years later, after cultivating her audience of pervert weirdos, she ends up doing porn for herself, and for her PATREON…making 50k a month…..on the platform the CEO recently came out saying there is no porn on Patreon, only that 90 percent of the money they make come from porn…but they present it better than other people and are fully accepted pornographers…weird.

Maybe she’s doing it for herself, maybe for her husband, maybe for the money or the ego boost she gets now that people care and send her dick pics to show their appreciation…but she’s fat and forty….two things that make for shitty fucking porn…that make me ask…why she didn’t get into porn when it was more of a thing, I mean Jenna Jameson made hundred of millions in porn…not 50k a month, more like 50k a day…cuz porn wasn’t some mainstream thing everyone was doing cuz they are half retard primate perverts….

Cuz this shit right here – right now – makes for some disgusting fucking content.

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2018

18

Dec

Hot Ass Flasher Peeing in Traffic and Other Videos of the Day

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Subway Fuckers

Bikini Moms in the Snow

Pervert in the Mall

Nutty Accident of the Day

Creepy Uncle Pussy Grabber

Homemade Parachute Fail

Dog with a Naughty Toy

McDonald’s Fight

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know the first time I saw a tranny in my life, it was a long time ago, maybe in the 80s when tranny chops were fucking really primitive but drug addict, victims of abuse, mentally unstable people embraced life as a tranny….

But I do know that Transgendered people, thanks to the internet, and not even internet porn, but the Kardashians and some social media brainwashing, is fully acceptable…and normal…so normal that I see a trans almost weekly, and not the local trans begging for money in exchange for a blowjob in the park, but college aged trans….groups of them sometimes…it’s a thing…like being Goth…or a Wigger…or a Skater Boy…or a HypeSheep from Hypebeast….buying your 300 dollar t-shirt to fit in….

Just yesterday, I saw some queer as fuck dude, who probably didn’t consider himself queer, you know an in closet dude, wearing his bro khaki pants….holding hands with a trans girl, who was born with a pussy, was clearly on hormones…with her big beer belly, hairy legs cuz she was wearing shorts in the winter….and a fucking beard stubble growing out cuz she shaved…

So girl turned boy, dating guy who probably doesn’t identify as a queer, out in public…like they are normal…and maybe they are normal…I mean everyone’s more and more pussy than they were the previous year…but what a weird trend to jump onto…finding purpose in being the weirdest fucking couple in the room….

Then later that day, I saw a dude with hair to his waist in full make-up, probably 6 foot 3 and 270 lbs, in white leggings with black panties on and a crop top, looking like a halloween costume or Jimmy Fallon in one of his annoying characters that should get him kicked off TV for mocking trans people….probably the ugliest fucking woman ever…but one who could very likely win in competitive female arm wrestling….

The world is nuts…even this magical time of year…

Robber Gets Night Stick Hit
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Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club MTV Show has a Trailer
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Lena Dunham Doesn’t Understand Before and After Pics
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Fail of the Day
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Thong Bikini of the Day
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Huge Titty Drop
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Man VS Package Thieves
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Australian and his Knife
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Weird Nerdy Netflix Characters
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BikinI Rich Kid
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Backdraft of the Day
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stepHOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE / IDEAS…..

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Soap….THAT GETS You PUSSY – stepsoap15 for 15% off
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2018

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas miracle like finger banging a crack whore over her pants on public transit whilst sitting across from an old rich woman who likely had Alzheimer’s, making eye contact with her, appalling her and making her wish she was still legally allowed to drive or that she called a taxi, only to get off the bus in a hurry forgetting one of her bag, which turned out to have a bottle of wine in it. Dreams do come true this magical time of year. But my fingers smell like shit, are developing a rash, it’s probably syphilis…like the good old days before everyone was a pussy and scared to fuck…the way we were designed to fuck….

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Woody Allen Fucked a 16 year old when he was 41
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Founder of HQ Trivia – DEAD
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Emily Blackwell – Bikini
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Let Pete Davidson Kill Himself
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Woman Destroys a Car
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Plan to Ward off Package Thieves
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Armed Car Jacking in Rio
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Halsey is in a Bikini
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Skylar Grey – Whoever that is – See Through
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Drunk Man VS ATM
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Stupid Drunk Decisions
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Miley Cyrus – Titties on SNL
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Anderson Cooper is Pretty Fucking Gay
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Bum By the Pool
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Dakota Fanning Hard Nipples
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The Mosquito Whisperer – weird
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Fail of the Day
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20% Off – HuniBagder VAPE – code DSF20
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Soap….THAT GETS You PUSSY – stepsoap15 for 15% off
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Tara Reid is a Goddess
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Felicity Jones can Suck a Dick in her See Through Dress
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Kira Kosarin in a Slutty Bra Top
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Madison Beer – Doughy Face at an Event
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Dakota Fanning – Shopping
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Ratcow and her Doughy Muppet Face being a Serious Model is Hilarious
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Miley on SNL Tits Out
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Lily Rose Depp and Laetitia Casta – Slutty Posing
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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Diane Kruger – hot Legs
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Farrah Abraham – Slut in a Santa Hat
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Kate Moss Old at an Event
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TUMBLR STILL HAS PORN
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Nice Boobs in the Woods
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Brunettes Do a Naked Dance
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Sex Move You Didn’t Know Existed….the WINDCHIME
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Best Beer at the Beach Ad Ever
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Patreon Pretends they Aren’t a Porn Site
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A Lot of Great Ass
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Girls Making Out
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Butter Fetish is Fucking Nuts
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Workout of the Day
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Reddit Amateur Shows her Butthole
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Nadine in a red Dress with Great Tits
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The Blow Out is the Worst Fetish Ever
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Two Babes in the Bath Together
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Two Girls Go Dick on Dick
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Big Naturals
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AMateur of the Day
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Horse Cock Dildos are Werid..
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2018

17

Dec

Bella Thorne is a Christmas Troll of the Day

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I saw a ginger kid – a weird beady eyed ginger kid, dressed like Harry Potter the other day and I realized something I always knew and that being a ginger is a birth defect, or disability, or retardation. It is hard not to be terrifying when you are a ginger. The only hope is hot body, hot tits, and slutty behavior to distract us all…seriously…

Bella Thorne is lucky she’s got a hot young body she exploits like all the social media girls…cuz it makes her less creepy than that Harry Potter looking ginger with the bug eyes totally genetically fucked up I saw this weekend…you know more fuckable….

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