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Ariana Grande’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Stella Hudgens Sucks Off Bananas of the Day

Taylor Swift’s Staged Paparazzi Bikini Pics of the Day

Britney Spears Goes to Hawaii and Produces Low Level Smut of the Day

Leni Klum’s Hot Big Titty Daughter Gets Paid to Let You In her Bathroom of the Day

2018

Dec

Kaylee Killion Naked of the Day

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Here’s Kaylee Killion getting naked for Instagram to get attention and noticed because she’s not all that hot, so she’s gotta put that effort into getting herself out there, to make up for what she doesn’t naturally have….

It’s like all these instagram girls are fucking trolls, a variation of a troll, trying to get noticed half naked, cuz that’s what they are good for…body parts…not a sum of their parts…but the asshole, or the nipple…or whatever…but the package deal as a whole is what you’d expect it to be…not worth the 5 dollars you spend a month on their patreon to see their butthole….but it’s only 5 bucks, bitch clearly needs.

Kaylee Killion….nipples in underwear for some bullshit…not important…not special..creative or interesting…but on the internet for all to partake in…

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2018

Dec

Committed Panty Thief and Other Videos of the Day

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Vietnamese Nudist

Dude Killed by a Stray Bullet at a Christmas Party – Weird

Retired Marine Stops Armed Robbery

Wife Gets Caught Cheating

One Dude VS Many – Fight

Clever Robber of the Day

Loser Stabs and Kills a Homeless Dude….If you Know Him Let Him Know He’s in trouble

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with not having a real job is that I don’t get to go to any Christmas holidays. No one ever invites me over for some fucking eggnog and cookies….there’s no drunk co-workers to convince to show me their pussy in the bathroom after one too many carols have been sung….which is really what the holiday spirit is about…being with the people you spend all your time with – on a social level so that you can convince them to show you their twat….which you can’t do at the office….

But I do wonder how boring Office christmas parties are now that everyone is so uptight, this whole MeToo shit, people losing their careers over nothing, makes it hard to get drunk and grab the secretary who isn’t even called the secretary because that is derogatory tits…

So I guess getting drunk and passing out in my own piss watching Christmas movies as my liver cries for help isn’t all that bad…since there’s no such thing as fun anymore…

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Paris Hilton Keeping her 2 Million Dollar Engagement Ring
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Titty Flash of the Day
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Lesbian Pokies
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Google Home Won with this Ad
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Ridiculous House of the Day
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Home Alone Flip Book
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Too Racy for Instagram – LOL – WTF?
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Forklift Hacks
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Monkey Discovers Belly Button
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Kardashians are Shutting Down their Apps, but I am sure they will relaunch their apps under a better negotiated business deal…since they make 50 million off it a year, but only after splitting it with the people who built the app, which means they could be making 150 million each if they did it in house….fucking Kardasians…
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2018

Dec

Rachel McAdams Breast Pump Porn for Fashion of the Day

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I guess this is the most interesting thing that has happened in pop culture today…some Rachel McAdams breast pump erotica…because she had a kid in November, probably when this was shot, and because she’s a woman standing up for the rights of all mothers everywhere, the right to breast feed in public….for fashion…because this is for a fashion magazine…that I guess is overhyping this moment….and making a big deal out of pretty much nothing…but it’s the internet and the era is about that…clothing companies and Lena Dunham and other fat chicks making moves because they pretend to care about the issues people like to pretend to care about even though I know you are all full of shit…

I was never a fan of Rachel McAdams, she is Canadian, I haven’t met her at the Igloo party over some Beavertails after going out for a rip with my buds…I never saw the Notebook…so I’m just indifferent on the whole thing…

I am not entirely a breast milk fetishists, I haven’t ever drank breast milk, not even as a baby cuz my mother, the mexican Prostitute who died of AIDS wasn’t into that nurturing shit..But I am into watching moms breast feed in public, I mean any excuse to bust a titty out…right.

Doing it for fashion, as a political thing, is just dumb though…but the world is dumb so run with it…

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2018

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The thing that annoy me today aren’t really that big of a deal, but they involve seeing mainstream ads next to TUMBLR Porn that is still on TUMBLR despite them saying no more porn, so mainstream ads alongside throat fucking pics…yet I get called a porn site and there’s no dick here…and I’ll end up getting my twitter deleted for sending the companies my findings – for being inappropriate….when they are the runs running ads on porn…assholes.

Then there’s the NY Daily News calling Weinstein Portly, not that I care about that fat fuck’s honor, but I don’t like selective rape jokes, or selective fat jokes, be consistent with your messaging…

Then there’s J.Law’s PR stunt of going to court to show her support for the girl Weinstein said he fucked J.Law before assaulting….because she doesn’t want people knowing she fucked herself her career….

Then there’s the whole Gingerbread Men not Gingerbread Gender Neutral thing that we shouldn’t even discuss….

The media so full of lies…fuck it all you fucking suck…

The things that don’t annoy me today is CHRISTMAS IS COMING…I love Christmas…it is the best time of year…fucking COOKIES ALL DAY….so as christmas comes, so will I…on Christmas cookies…to all this sexy internet STEPLINKS…

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The Richest Celebs in the World.
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Hottest Pics of Miss Universe
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Naked Actress of the Day
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Woman Caught in a Frenzy to Feed Seven Big Dogs
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Stormy Daniels is a Gutter Porn Chick – That Playboy Decided to Shoot – Despite her Being CLICK HERE

Lily Rose Depp – Perky Whore Tits
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The Man Who Tried to Buy McDonald’s with Weed
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Dog Wants the Last of the Peannut Butter
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How to Finish a Floor
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As if Katie Holmes is Only 40
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They Are Re-booting your Favorite Show
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Lili Reinhart is Garbage
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The Stormy Daniels Bailout Plan
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Bro Breaks Bottle on His Head
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Football Fail
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Boehner is Writing a Memoir
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Dude Hold Suspect after He Stabbed Girlfriend to Death
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Angry Man VS Fat Passenger
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Nothing Says Christmas like Ornament Thieves.
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Dress
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Kate Beckinsale Leaving the Gym
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Why Hasn’t Anyone Assassinated Kim K
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Young Blonde Masturbating
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The BEst Christmas Gift of the Year
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Is that a Snake in her Asshole?
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Slutty Miss Universe
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AMazing Naked Chick in the Mirror
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Rough Sex Accident
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Reading Girls Flashing Tits
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Fancy Undies of the Day
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2018

Dec

Christina Aguilera Getting her Tits Grabbed of the Day

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Christina Aguilera dressed like Madonna in some bullshit getting her fat tits cuz she’s fat grabbed..

I guess she’s gotta look to Madonna like she probably did when she was starting out as an icon, because Madonna, despite having very little talent had serious longevity in her career and at 73 years old is still something that looks better than most 73 year olds, even worth a fuck…

So Aguilera, the poptart near 40s has to look to that to see she could have a future, even though she hasn’t done shit in a decade but sit on her pile of money….because comparing herself to the youth, when she looks like she ate the youth….would just make her depressed, these rich people have little to distract themselves with and eventually need to deal with the fact that they are old, fat and gross….getting their tits grabbed….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW

2018

Dec

Debby Ryan is not in Pants of the Day

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I don’t know who or what Debby Ryan is and I’ve probably done posts on her saying I don’t know who Debby Ryan is…because that is just the type of pervert website blogger master bater that I am…

I don’t keep track of all these sluts, especially since I don’t have cable or a real interest in keeping up with a who’s who…

I am assuming she is a Disney Star, because if she was a Disney Star it would be a natural progression for her to be posting pics of her pantsless to her social media…

I guess it is part of the Disney Training, that right of passage, that staying relevant and marketable….

But I guess Debby Ryan could be anyone..she conuld be Paul Ryan’s wife, she could be Meg Ryan’s daughter, she could be Ryan Reynold’s sister…

I just know she’s in a bikini….and despite being replaceable, the same as all the other sluts, doing the same tactics that are all over IG..she’s getting a post up on her and that’s magical…I mean not really but it’s good enough…

Posted in:Debby Ryan|SFW

2018

Dec

Julianne Hough is a Bad Mormon Mermaid of the Day

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Do Mormon’s even believe in Mermaids, or do they just believe in all night cocaine parties featuring getting fucked up the ass by Ryan Seacrest….because you know that is what this girl did on her quest to become famous as a dancer…famous for dancing is a crazy fucking concept but apparently America likes dance, or the half retards on disability who sit at home in their trailer parks watching cable do….Dancing With the Stars was a hit show people…..

I read somewhere she was sexually assaulted while learning to dance as a child, making her turn her back on the Church, or XENU or whoever Mormons worship….while being trained to be a stripper who can’t strip because of Mormonism…

But look at her now, half naked on the internet like she was destined to be….John Smith would be proud…

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2018

Dec

Violett Beane Nips of the Day

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Violett Beane is Mister Bean’s daughter, and like all celebrity kids, she’s out there showing her tits for attention to differentiate herself from her iconic father, who she will always live in the shadow of, because he is such a high impact, high level, A-Lister from the UK….far more important than anyone in the UK…even Megan Markle…

Which is why Violett Beane needs to walk around with her hard nips out…for the fans, for the people who watch her in her movies and TV shows…for people to forget Mr Bean when looking at her for once…NIPPLES…the answer to all our problems..

Thanks to her father’s connections, she’s on a show called GOD FRIENDED ME, which is highly popular and being Network TV’s attempt to reach the social media crowd in the worst possible way….but the show apparently comes with nipples…and is a hit cuz America loves God…the whole thing…weird.

Posted in:SFW|Violett Beane

2018

Dec

Riley Keough Topless of the Day

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Elvis may be dead, or he may be alive….but he’s definitely left the building and has left us with a legacy of music, some of which is Christmas music that may offend the social Justice Warrior assholes out there who are trying to Ruin Christmas with their antics…

But he’s also left us with his grand daughter, Riley Keough and her tits…tits that I guess are in a movie…tits that you’ll like to stare at – so stare.