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Jessica Alba’s Thong Dress of the Day

Amanda Holden’s Old Nipples in her Green Dress of the Day

Renee Olstead Posing Naked With Herself of the Day

Jenna Lee is the Instagram Of The Day

2018

Dec

Phoebe Price Christmas Erotica of the Day

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Phoebe Price is just one of those things that no one really knows exists, or cares that sh exists, but they have probably seen her in her silly outfits at various times of the year, usually during holidays, lingering around where the paparazzi are, establishing a friendship with them, but more importantly providing her with a sense of celebrity of hr own, because her antics would get published.

I am pretty sure she’s in her late 40s, so tabloids were a relevant thing for someone not originally from LA….so for her to get in the tabloids…is like when some white trash family finally saves enough money to get on a Cruise or a Vegas trip…you know the moment they’ve all been waiting for….a pretty big deal.

Unfortunately, that coverage in the tabloids doesn’t really stay relevant on social media, where all the people are….cuz no one cares about magazines, or websites anymore, they only care about Facebook owned properties….

But that doesn’t mean that she’s not a fucking star. She deserves it all…she’s been doing the influencer on instagram antics before there was the internet…an old timer, a pioneer…people don’t realize is as important as she is…

I am just saying that cuz she’s spreading her legs in Christmas Gear in public….because I am a pervert and find this wonderful.

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2018

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Shakes her Ass of the Day

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Much to the disappointment of the Disney Execs who used to fuck Vanessa Hudgens when she had a job working with them, back when she was still a tween, or at least played one on TV had a birthday, and she’s 30…which is far too old for their tastes…and I guess far too old for our tastes, because 30 is the cut off, when a bitch is too old to be hot, even though we all know that is not true, we like to perpetuate that storyline to make women feel insecure with their slower metabolism, their saggier faces, because we know they were hotter 10 years earlier…

The good news with Vanessa Hudgens and her birthday is that we’ve got various nudes of her to reference as she gets older and older, not that she was ever really that hot, and was a hairy little chubby thing…but I still like being able to document a pussy as it approaches death…

I guess she’s been doing fitness because she looks better than she has in the past. I guess these girls try harder when they see the light at the end of the tunnel….their own mortality or at least the mortality of their sex appeal….

I guess this is a video she put up of herself to celebrate that magical day 6 days ago – cuz we’re current here.

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2018

Dec

Dua Lipa Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Dua Lipa is an Albanian pop star who is making it in America because the general public are a bunch of idiots and the brands and record labels are very influenced by followers a person has on social media…without digging into the audience to see if it is actual people, or robots, or just a million people from TURKEY that like jerking off to Albanian tits like it was the ALbanien Genocide that didn’t kill the Kardashians….

Dua Lipa is making moves, her songs on Radio that suck, attending events, etc etc…the future…while not being that good, but having gone viral means you don’t have to be good, you just need the views for people to mistake that for good.

Well, she’s also got tits…so here they are in a dress…tits…Dua Lipa and her Albanian tits…something you should find exciting…because you are multicultural and into overhyped garbage as long as it has tits.

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2018

Dec

Alyssa Milano Doesn’t Realize she’s 50 and Beat of the Day

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A few days ago – Alyssa Milano put up a few pics of her looking like shit because she looks like shit in a bikini…

I ignored it – but today I felt compelled to put it up – cuz she’s got some fucking weird fans who will appreciate this and be hurt that I’ve made fun of their hairy Who’s the Boss, Tony Danza fucking, annoying on social media, but not to me cuz she’s blocked me, sloppy fat pile of middle age shit…that potentially smells pretty bad…because that’s what happens to fat girl vagina as they rot…I know cuz I married one..

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2018

Dec

Blurry Kate Beckinsale Fitness Porn of the Day

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You gotta be a serious weirdo Kate Beckinsale fan to get into this shit quality Kate Beckinsale Content…and the good news for Kate Beckinsale is that her fans are consistent fucking weirdos who like all things Kate Beckinsale…even though she’s old..they don’t care because they grew up together, they are old too, watching her maintain the same body all these years as her vagina greys, and her face starts to sag…cuz you can only bullshit your hotness for too long…eventually you just need to rely on the socially awkward fans who think they are dating you…or that you’re the best out there compared to the pigs, the literal pigs in their dad’s farm they live on cuz society scares their hick on disability asses….but the star of underworld…yeah…she’s better than that….

Here she is straddling a chair…

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2018

Dec

Refugee Jerks Off in Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Jerking Off to a Sleeping Homeless Woman

Dude Throws Boiling Water on Store Clerk

Chilled Out Dog Gets a Bath

Genius Robber of the Day

Idiot Loses a Wood Fight

Public Shitter of the Day

Fat Robber – Too Fat To Get it In

Airbag Rider

Rope Burn of the Day

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2018

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it funny that all these mainstream sites that make billions of dollars on the internet, that I know are porn sites, but that present themselves as mainstream sites, because they keep the porno on the backend and not on the front landing page of the site, from Google with most of their search inquiries being porn related, or most of their Youtube videos being things people jerk off to…..to facebook that we all know is just a place for people to connect with people from their past to sext, or instagram a place for people to jack off to slutty contnet whores put out…to yahoo with their FLICKR, or Yahoo Chat, or Tumblr or Microsoft with MSN messenger, or Amazon with their weird sex products, or their server systems companies use to stream porn….

The world is fucking perverted….yet I can’t get an ad deal with a Hollywood movie company, like the people who do fucking Fast and the Furious or whatever, who have a lot of money….even though I only post on celebs…so I can’t get rich off celebrity instagram content cuz advertisers say it’s porn…while actual pornsites get fucking rich….it’s crazy..

Yesterday, I reported this CLIT RING ON INSTAGRAM…..and they wrote back saying it not against their terms and conditons…

Last week, two of my instagram videos got deleted, because I posted some fucking random liveleak shit that wasn’t even naked.

Were is the logic, consistency…lies everywhere….

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Farrah Abraham’s Christmas Lingerie is Hilarious
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2018

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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When it comes to Christmas movies, the Nostalgia we’ve been raised on, we can look at every single one of them from a pussy social justice warrior perspective of offended by everything and try to get it blacklisted because people fucking suck….

Whether it is pants less Frosty smoking with kids, or Clark Griswald sexually assaulting a store clerk over her cleavage, or George Bailey being violent towards his future wife before she became his wife, or trying to slut shame her by leaving her naked in the bush….or the Grinch being a pervert towards Cindy Loo….to ELF being derogatory to midgets….or “baby it’s cold outside”….

All while “Santa Baby” about a sugar baby is ok, cuz Feminism, her body, her right….

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Sara Underwood Naked of the Day
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Azsae Seimone is Some Slut of the Day
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Best Heroin Death of the Day
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Miley and Becky from Riverdale Defend their Boyfriend’s Dicks
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Artie Lange Avoids Jail
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Little Xan is Such a Fag
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2018

Dec

Barbara Palvin Getting Wet of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is less fat than she was the last few years, not that being fat works against you as a model, in fact in this diabetic, big pharma wanting you all sick and diseased on chronic medication for chronic conditions, they are trying to make you think fat is hot, even though it’s not….

But being fat means you can’t be a VS model, and when you’re a vapid idiot from another country who was already a VS model, you kind want to be that VS model…so you get on that diet pill hustle…starve yourself out, start fucking a Disney kid, and book important things no one cares about like Sports Illustrated…

This is her doing Sports Illustrated….very important stuff cuz she’s wet and on all fours…

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2018

Dec

Olivia Munn Hard Nipples of the Day

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Remember when Olivia Munn was a fucking leech of a wannabe actress, who tried her best to get famous after years of manipulating nerds on her nerd TV show….before learning she can fuck her way into movie roles…and later blame the producer she fucked for not casting her, calling him a rapist at the height of MeToo to try to be relevant and part of a movement, when we all know what this whore is about….she’s the same kind of person who leaks nudes during the fappening to make it seem like people care about her nudes…when no one does you garbage fuck…she can’t even get cast in the new XMEN, and tries to trick the media into thinking she’s cast, by flying to the filming location and posting content from there…while not even being in the movie…

Desperate…but her nipples are hard.

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