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2018

13

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The good thing about living in a cold fucking country is that there’s less random rapes.

The rapes are limited to people you know, people at parties…maybe some you are alone with watching movies after a tinder swipe….cuz getting people out of their snowsuits and ready to be raped…this goes for both men and women is not as easy as a Southern State where the girls walk around half naked like a bunch of sluts…

That’s not to say that girls who are half naked as a function of the weather are asking for it, or deserve it more than girls in the North…I am saying that the one good thing about cold weather…is less random rapes…

You know in Florida you can be a homeless rapist walking the beach, with showers all over the place to wash off…while the girls walk around pantsless…making it real easy for a homeless pervert on drugs to over power the girl…..in Canada…when it is below zero…the homeless people are half dead trying to get into shelters to not die….they have priorities….survival…no time to recreationally think about their boners…and the only boners that are unwanted entering vaginas are those of people you know…way easy to call the police on….

I guess what I am saying is that maybe the low crime rate in Canada has nothing to do with gun laws, cuz people can get guns…and everything to do with freezing our fucking dicks off and hibernating 9 months of the year.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas….here are some morning links…

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Nicki Minaj Wants Babies..
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Titty Shake GIF
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Teacher of the Day
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Throwback Ariana Grande is Hilarious…
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A Quick Flash
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20 Years of Not Brushing Teeth is Pretty Wild…
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Downblouse of the Day
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Courtney Stodden Hot in Red…..Slut….
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Britney Spears is God
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Firecracker in pants…
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Christmas Kissing Prank….
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A Normal Day in Japan
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2018

12

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like Christmas for the tradition, for the hype, for the marketing I’ve been raped by and seduced by from CocaCola and pretty much every brand…I do not like Christmas for the Religion. I do not like it for the homosexuality of the church and I do not like it when people, because it is Christmas decide to create small talk with me to turn around and position as some kind of spreading the word of the lord. I do not need or care to have any chick come up to me like she’s gonna suck my dick, turn around and tell me she wants to talk, only to go on about god and not suck my cock..I don’t like those manipulative tactics….they are worse than Bruce Jenner….becoming Caitlin Jenner, confusing one of the Baldwins when it comes to fucking….

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Shannon Twins Sign a Publicity Stunt Porn Deal No One Cares About
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Megan Fox Won’t Snitch on Rapist Creeps Cuz That’s Why She Exists
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Guy Goes 20 Years Without Brushing Teeth
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Britney Spears Does White Christmas and It’s Great….
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Why Die Hard is an XMAS Movie
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Candice Swanepoel Hard Nips
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Little Rich Tits in a Bikini
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Security Guard of the Day
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Margot Robbie is Not Hot
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The Making of a Skate Video
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Ellen Admit the Ellen on TV is a Fake Ellen for 50 Million Dollars a Year Cuz Everyone is a Whore…
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Ariana Grande is in Black Face
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Long Neck Guy and Big Neck Guy are Rappers…
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Kendall Jenner’s Secret Admirer is a Queer
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Angry Bobcat
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Google CEO Explains Why Trump’s photo Shows Up Under Idiot
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Duchess Meghan is Ruining the Royal Family with Americanism.
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Firecrackers in Pants
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stepHOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE / IDEAS…..

Get This Fucking AWESOME Dry Herb Vaporizer – Limited Quantities
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DiscountVapePen is the Best Store for VAPE
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Soap….THAT GETS You PUSSY – stepsoap15 for 15% off
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20% Off – HuniBagder VAPE – code DSF20
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CBD ONLY! THE CBD SUPERSTORE – 10% Off with code EATCBD
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Luxury Sex Toys
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From the Forum

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Eiza Gonzalez is Hot in a Bikini
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Dove Cameron in a Dress
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J.Lo Got Tits
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Vanessa Hudgens Outside
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Martha Hunt’s in some Catalog Panty Shit
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Amy Adams Cleavage
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Madison Beer in Fuck Me Boots and Hot Outfit
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Lookin’ Hot
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Sabrina Carpenter in red Slut utfit for Xmas
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Hot Slutty Shoot of Someone I don’t Know
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Topless Celeb Compilation
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5 More days of Tumblr Porn of the Day…
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Weird Roomate Porn of the Day
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No Fucking Shame
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Hot Random Amateur Slut
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This May Be the Perfect GIF
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Fat Chick – Big Titty Flash
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Kitchen counter Masturbation
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Giant Dildo of the Day
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Nude Eufrat
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Brooke Banner Tits
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Two Girls Getting Naked
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Weird Naked Raver
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Huge Titty Play
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2018

12

Dec

Slutty Christina Aguilera of the Day

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Christina Aguilera brought out the goods to remind you that 40 years old is pretty fucking old, but not too old to be slutty on Instagram because she’s Christina Aguilera and she is at the level of fame that is untouchable, which is probably why she’s allowed herself to get fat, it’s the marriage syndrome the celeb edition, you eventually give up on everything because you can. The people are trapped! If you are fans of her and her fat tits cuz she was the hotter pop star, early slutty, and we support her for that.

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2018

12

Dec

Ava Sambora Facetune Tits of the Day

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When your mom is a lunatic rock and roll groupie who has evolved into a mental patient with an extensive criminal record for being crazy….Heather Locklear and your dad is Jon Bon Jovi bandmember Roche Sambora…being raised rich as fuck…forced to fend for herself while her mom was sucking dick instead of breast feeding…and being a mom…the Hollywood way…because these are all terrible people….rocking a serious inheritance with no need to ever work…spending her days face tuning / photoshopping her tits to keep her occupied and give her some sense of purpose or meaning…isn’t that big of a deal. Let the poor little rich kid have some hobbies if they involve tit and they do.

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2018

12

Dec

Katherine McPee Racy Pantsless Christmas Whore for her Grandpa She Fucks of the Day

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‘‘Tis the season to give your grandpa fiancé a viagra based erection.

Nothing says holiday dreams like being naked in bed or pantsless in bed with Christmas props….for attention.

It’s actually the premise of my Lifetime movie. Younger reality show star fucks a grandfather cuz he’s rich. He proposes to her and she commits to being his groupie Slut until he dies cuz he’s old and she gets in a fight with his kids and grand kids over his inheritance…under their Christmas tree…

I think this is what Santa’s laugh was based on….

I love Christmas more than her rebuilt labiaplasty vagina we saw pics of. Awful,

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2018

12

Dec

Emmy Rossum With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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You know I don’t give a fuck about Emmy Rossum. I think she’s garbage. You may be think I care about Emmy Rossum because I took the time to put up Emmy Rossum pics or gifs doing the deep Pussy stretch she’s done before….well I don’t…

As someone who has seen her simulate sex and get naked for pay cuz she’s a whore…I can say with confidence that there is nothing hot or interesting about her but this is apparently an angle that works for her because she’s done it before and is doing it again….the shamelessness is more than just on a tv show….she quit called shameless cuz she thinks she’s got a future doing other things not realizing no one cares…

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2018

12

Dec

Pauline Ivashevkaya Nipples of the Day

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Since the tits are the only thing that matters in the world…and the flashing and exposing of tits is so mainstream…that there are so many tits everywhere all the time….as girls try to get Instagram famous and matter…they all blend into one big titty flash…all the trying to get famous but doing the same tactics everyone else…become one massive tit that we can all stare at and it’s good.

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2018

12

Dec

Gigi Hadid With her Tits Out of the Day

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The most important thing to know about Gigi Hadid is that she’s got a mole on her tit. It must be from her Arab breeding with Scandinavian genetic disorder that causes tit mole.

I find nothing interesting about any of these girls, They just don’t really exist to me, but all the brand deals and money they are making is just supporting my theory that society as a whole is so fucking distorted.

She looks like a muppet. But then again they all do. Thanks internet for creating all these degenerate losers who are all shit and she should go get a real job. Use that rich for good you self involved fuck.

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2018

12

Dec

Meadow Soprano Attempts a Thigh Gap of the Day

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If you’ve been wondering what Meadow Soprano has been up to since her dad Tony died…here’s the update you have been waiting for…cuz she’s out there flexing in some fitness gear….showing you all the 40 year old mom thigh gap…where only a small surface area of her thighs rub together and she’s got what looks like ab definition…

We call this taking on menopause fist firsts….which may be porn to you…cuz porn is a pretty personalized thing and you are all a bunch of pervert fucks…who like that coffee shop after yoga or Pilates class in the rich part of town erotica…

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2018

12

Dec

Sara Sampaio Nipples of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some hairy Portuguese model from the mean streets of Porto where her fisherman dad probably used to take pics of her in slutty poses to help her cultivate her modeling skills…you know before selling her off to the underwear brand that did an audition for an Adriana Lima replacement. They just didn’t realize that Adriana Lima doesn’t die or wouldn’t die off until this year on her 45th birthday…so they backburnered this one, built her up and it is now her time to shine….big things happening pull them titties out…cuz a world without titties is a world not worth living in….

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