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2018

10

Dec

Kendall Jenner Shows her Nipples of the Day

This Kendall Jenner picture is circulating, and I figure since she’s been shoving her and her family’s shit down everyone’s throat for so long, and since she is part of the problem and really the fall of humanity, I might as well post these up to give back to all those affected negatively by the Kardashians as a whole…despite just being holes….if you know what I mean….

Everything about them is garbage, nonsense, and this one got off easily cuz she didn’t have to fuck a black man in video to make all that money, she just had to pretend to be a model and the people responded positively and it paid off….all while not even being that cute…but science that turned her dad’s dick into a pussy helped perpetuate the lie and the world embraced it…even if it’s the fucking worst..

So a little titty flash is well deserved thank you, even though her lawyers are probably working on deleting this pic, even though tits get hits and tits aren’t that big of a deal…tits are the only way to stay current and relevant and they are just tits….but Kendall Pierced tits seem to have more importance in the world apparently….even if they aren’t that exciting….or as hot as her dad’s tits…

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2018

10

Dec

Miley Cyrus Topless of the Day

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Now that Miley Cyrus has to pay for her house rebuild, I guess insurance isn’t covering all of it, so she had to put out a song with Mark Ronson to generate some income…but the only way the girl knows how to market that song is with the tits out….topless….there is no need for this toplessness but she learned that ripping off a trend of girls being whores and applying it to her Disney Kid life can be lucrative…all while these celebs are fucking garbage humans, the absolute worse….she probably even started the Malibu Fires to get some press and sympathy from idiots who watch the news all in preparation for this launch….it’s almost funny how easy it is for these people to manipulate and cash in from the idiot fanbase that buy into all this sit….

We’ve seen her vagina, possibly butthole, we don’t need a topless pic like this, but it happened.

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2018

10

Dec

Bella Hadid Anorexia Poster Girl of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the ugly rich kid daughter who was rebuilt with her family money and family Plastic Surgeon to be the best quality influencer instagram rich kid model she could be…

She used to work at a Smoothie shop and probably never expected to move in on the model thing, you know having been raised the ugly duckling she is, but there was so much spillover work from her sister’s success and hustle as a Kardashian Jenner groupie, that this one had to follow her lead…it’s like a whole market her hot, people will believe, call her ugly look, a unique or interesting look, and the world will believe in it…

The one thing she has going for her is that she’s skinny, and anorexia in an era of fat everywhere is hot….a bitch with no sleep apnea machine is exxciting…..starve yourself out girl….until your organs give out and we can follow some other trashy rich kid doing the fame thing – cashing in..

Here she is being very skinny for LOVE magazine, who do a Christmas advent calendar every year, but who I haven’t bothered checking on this year, cuz all that shit is boring…same year different attempt at Christmas porn….that isn’t christmassy at all..

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2018

10

Dec

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is the hot Mexican actress who has jumped the wall legally to steal all your fucking jobs in America…and your men…I’m talking to you FERGIE….because after her divorce to Joshy, he ended up sticking it in this….which must have been fun for him…an actual vagina for a change….you know since Fergie has a dick and uses the other vagina…her anus vagina…

Well…on that note, this Eiza Gonzalez, who wasn’t hot in Mexico, but was famous has fully rebuilt herself, my friend Steve is obsessed with her, and I figure I’ll post up the new her to prepare you for a new year, cuz things don’t have to always remain how they are…sometimes face injections and tits can make you the star you want to be. Carry that with you through this Holiday season….

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2018

10

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Wet Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Candice Swanepoel showing her asshole on the beach for the paparazzi because she’s looking to get some Victoria’s Secret attention after a three year stint of breeding while other people took her lead and became the new Candice….

Even though she’s younger than some of the other bitches that evil brand uses, she still feels so old, because she’s been at it for so fucking long….and has only done work with them…so it’s a same shit the last 15 fucking years…try to challenge yourself, have some ambition or take advantage of the opportunity that comes with her fame from being a lame promo model….but instead she just coasts…looking good while she coasts for sure..but still boring…

That doesn’t mean I am not into staring at her asshole on the beach…in a bikini cuz I am….but I also live in Canada and all the women are in winter coats at the grocery store…so a little bikini ANUS is needed to keep me warm with more than just holiday cheer…and egg nog…that will lead to my feet being amputated.

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2018

10

Dec

Avril Lavigne Naked of the Day

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We live in a world where even a 40 year old Avril Lavigne gets naked with her guitar to market herself…because I guess humans are all a bunch of nudists who hate clothing…since we are animals…now reverting back to animals..

I think the biggest issue in all this is that we can’t see her spread asshole, making it an album cover I care about, that I care to see…but instead it’s some cheesy play on stripping down, her and her acoustic, as raw as Nickelback’s dick after fucking her dry vagina, cuz we know there is no way she got wet for that dude.

Pretty fucking lame, but I guess it’s Canada pride…go Canada..smells like legal weed, beaver and maple syrup up in here.

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2018

10

Dec

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

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Alexis Ren is topless on instagram – dancing in her underwear because she wants to teach her new Dancing With the Stars fans that she has from being on dancing with the stars, what her success is all about…getting naked on instagram…which is that website that they’ve heard of, maybe their grand kids have it, because no one watches TV anymore…unless they live in the trailer park in some hick town in the south…

There is no way anyone under 75 is into watching Dancing with the Stars. It is not possible.

But these instagram people who know they are irrelevant all think that doing a big Network show will make them more legit, and they are probably right, more brand deals…because marketing people are idiots…which now allows a porn chick, or a chick who should have been a porn chick and is a porn chick in her own right, not one step from sex work, but straight up sex work, who can now do things for big brands….instead of doing that sex work….it is really what differentiates the porn star and the instagram star.

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2018

10

Dec

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

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I didn’t know Elsa Hosk was into Beastiality with African animals…I guess she, like most Millennials doesn’t remember when AIDS happened….thanks to someone fucking someone who ate BUSH MEAT…you know you get that Monkey Juice up inside you and next thing you know you’re killing off Haitians, Homos, Heroin Users, Hemophiliacs….if you look into the history of AIDS…it used to be called the four H’s and those were the H’s…

I guess what we’ve learned here today is that all of these women, models or instagram people, are basically sex workers, puppets who crave attention that they will do anything for money or attention…even make porno for those rich dudes who hunt exotica animals…

Sick fucks everywhere.

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2018

10

Dec

Lucy Hale Got Them Titties On of the Day

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If you’re wondering what LUCY HALE, the very famous girl from the Pretty Little Liars, a show you probably jerked off to, and that has leveraged her career into other very important things like other shitty TV fame…getting paid enough to spend her time with her tits out in a bikini top for her true fans who only care about her tits…not that she has much tit…but perverts don’t care…we don’t care…we’re accepting and eager to jerk off to all tit…it’s almost a talent really…how diverse and inclusive we are….now if only girls just answered our phone calls or texts or liked us and didn’t fear us and our stale sperm smells…

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2018

10

Dec

That Dude Lea Michele Got a Long Booty of the Day

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When I look at Lea Michele, I wonder if her dick is as long as her ass…and never knowing the answer is something we will all have to collectively live with for the end of time, because this bitch has learned at a young age, back when her parents decided she as going to be a girl and not a dude, and that is her number one thing she has to do to keep the scam alive and the money coming in…

We will have to accept that we will never see Lea Michele jerking off…even though her dick is probably bigger than yours….something you feel not as queer as you are about when you see it cumming on its own tits….

You know that tranny porn you watch means you like cock…prove me wrong…you can’t homo.

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