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Caroline Vreeland’s Jungle Tits to the Titty Fetishists of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Brings Back Candice Swanepoel Like a Bunch of Assholes of the Day

Sydney Sweeney’s Been Eating Out a Girl On her Period of the Day

Maria Rivero is the Instagram Of The Day

Madisyn Shipman Titties Out of the Day

2018

May

Demi Rose Degenerate Tits and Ass of the Day

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Demi Rose is a rumored Sex Worker, who I guess became a big social media entity for whatever reason, and who made herself look like a bootleg Kardashian, and who exploited the fuck out of her fake ass, and fake tits and fake face to get as much of an audience as she could, to the point which the DailyMail and other UK websites feature her all the fucking time, making her an actual celebrity locally, celebrated as an Instagram sensation, when really having never done anything but whore herself out to people…rich people..

The only fascinating thing about her is that she’s 24 despite looking 45, I mean the only thing besides her monster tits she likes showing off because it works as a tactic to increase her rates….

What it comes down to is that people like her, so I’m not gonna hate.

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2018

May

Ariana Grande Topless of the Day

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Ariana Grande posted up some topless picture to celebrate those who died at her concert…..I mean maybe this has nothing to do with that, but I like to assume that everything she does from the day of the attack onwards is a tribute to those who died after paying to see her….

I know that celebs have virtually no soul, especially the child stars, they are just entitled as fuck and can do no wrong….who blame everything on other people, or whatever…like security issues, crazy people, a random attack, who knows…..

But the fact remains that they congregated to her show to see her pervy dances that made her famous….

I would assume a normal person would feel some level of accountability and even off themselves, but I guess these people aren’t normal people, they are dancing monkeys who have too much money and won’t let a little carnage get in the way of a good time, but they will milk it hard as a PR stunt to get more attention to themselves and to distract from the scene she caused when she called American disgusting as she licked a donut….

Only to apologize on social media and be forgiven….

The world…a weird place…

Here she is being slutty on stage

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2018

May

Ashley Graham Making that Tank Brooke Shields Look Fit of the Day

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Fat pig Ashley Graham is doing some fat chick, retouched photoshoot, for some bullshit Swimsuits for All nonsense with Brooke Shields…and she’s disgusting…and terrible for society because FAT kills…and isn’t hot…

The fact is that just when I thought Ashley Graham Couldn’t be More Disgusting of the Day I see this video of her getting her nose hair zapped out…..like why would you share that….

Ashley Graham getting her nose hairs removed – is as gross as you’d expect a fat chick just putting herself out there in all her glory – in an attempt to be real – because people relate to that and because it has made her an entire career for herself of being “real”…and inspiring fat chicks to love themselves, when they are better off suiciding themselves…

I am sure her next series will be on clogging the toilet with her overeating shits she must take being the pig that she is…..

But in the meantime…watch her work out – it’s pretty fucking hysterical….how is this a workout? Fatty stands on a machine that rotates as she stands there as a lazy fuck..almost like the 60s when fat chicks got into that motorized strap device that was supposed to tone them while they stood there…only modern version….that is still fucking gross.

Then there is this working out, because girl clearly hates being fat and is on a mission to lean up…and in 10 years will be skinny..giving a huge fuck you to all you fat chick supporters inspired by this lie – who is just playing up the fat cuz it gets her paid but will not stay fat cuz it will kill her…

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2018

May

Marisa Papen Naked of the Day

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She is some instagram model who was deleted from instagram – so no longer an instagram model…but probably still on instagram because everyone is…even the deleted people…

All she does is get naked, something that I will argue shouldn’t get anyone deleted of anything, the naked body is not porn, even if I can jerk off to it, and I see it as porn, but I can jerk off to anything, I am just that perverted….and jerking off to a naked chick who gets naked isn’t that odd of a thing to jerk off to or see as porn…as the mainstream media, for the most part sees it as porn, unless you’re Kim K and they seem to ignore it due to some Voodoo Witchcraft Gypsy shit….

What I am saying is…I like a girl who knows she’s good at getting naked, and commits to it, for the internet to see because she’s a crazy person addicted to this shit.

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2018

May

Farrah Abraham Pussy Print of the Day

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She’s a porn star – who has done more than one nude shoot LIKE THIS NUDE SHOOT …..

I consider her my business partner – not that I like to fuck with sex workers on a professional level – or work as their PR team, their marketing team, their management, or their pimps….

But her first squirting video made me more money in one day than the site made in years….combined…which may not be very much money but that paid off some debts I had to various people who I mooch off of in order to get right properly fucked up…

She’s a slut, who knows she’s a slut celebrated for being a slut, and even got on TV for being a slut who couldn’t keep it in her pants even as a teen, or in her ass even, I mean knocked up at 16, on TV by 17 to show the world how damaged teen moms actually are…before turning reality TV to hardcore porn, to whatever this amazing is now..

So seeing her pussy print in a bathing suit, going to Cannes, working as a sex worker, still pushing her “mom” brand is a fascinating thing. It’s like she’s been able to stay mainstream enough, while being a gutter spread pussy on the interent and there’s something to this story that may one day become a documentary series if I have my way with it..but I’m lazy, and I doubt she’s that compelling…just a girl who likes attention, who got attention…with her pussy….

Not so fascinating, but maybe you’re more into seeing her spreading her mom pussy…

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2018

May

Upskirt Peeper and Other Videos of the Day

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Bus masturbator

Husband Slaps Mistress to Show Loyalty to Wife

Drunk Guy Fails Window Stunt….

Poor Horse Running Free on Highway – Getting Saved

Cyclist Got Tired of Waiting for Bomb Squad

Steel Factory Explodes

Woman Breast Feeding a Puppy

Drive Thru Robbery of the Day

Fearless Construction Workers

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2018

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got hotboxed in a car and as it turns out – asians really are terrible drivers – even the rich white ones who are fat and have big tits – thanks to eating too much McDonalds…

I got lost in the park, while high thanks to being hotboxed in a car that I couldn’t get out of, and found myself a young couple fingerbanging…well the dude was fingerbanging and the girl was taking it and I realized…that at least some people have fun…I am just not one of them…

So I recommend, if you have the opportunity to finger bang someone in the park…you shoud do it…but not if it’s a surprise fingerbang…that’s wrong and girls I’ve tried it on don’t like it…

Life advice, Romance Advice, Seduction advice…from a not so expert.

Here are some morning links…

Redneck Mom Has Walmart Meltdown
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Hugh Grant is Marrying a Non-Trans – While Liz Hurley Still Shows Off her Tits…
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Emilia Clarke Has Always Got Equal Pay – Cuz Hollywood Ain’t that Bad…The Media Just want you to think it is….
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Seagull Drops Clam on Dude’s New Car
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Security Guard Captures a Ghost on Camera
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NYPD Investigating Mario Batali for Rapes
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Trashy Whore Model
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Juggling 15 Balls Like You Did With Your Mouth Back in College
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Demi Lovato’s Resting Bitch Face when Taylor Swift Won Some Bullshit Award
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TV Makeover Show Destroys Antique Collection – Hilarious
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The Biggest Art Auction Ever
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This worked on my Hemorrhoids…
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You need a BONG b-BONG b-BONG BONG
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Crushing Candles with Hydraulic Press….
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2018

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is the long weekend here….Canada’s Memorial Day a week before Memorial Day because why the fuck not make Memorial Day a celebration of Queen Victoria a week before the Free Americans who have rid themselves of the Queen to be the independent Nation of Walmart Shoppers who end up marrying into the royal family…

Unfortunately, I only saw one set of bikinis all day in the park, I was thinking there would be girls tanning all over the motherfucker excited that it’s summer time around the corner…and the girls I saw in a bikini tops looked like Asian girls part of Mathlete competitions on their outdoor excursion day…and not the slutty bikini girl you assume exists because of instagram creeping…reminding me that instagram creeping is a more exciting place to be than out in the world…obviously….

I posted on a long weekend, because I’m just that kind of loser and now I will do the stepLINKS of the day…commited to this blog shit…aren’t I…

Here are some stepLINKS….

BikinI babe – Knocked the Fuck Out During Car Wash
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The Royal Wedding Pics for you Perverts to
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Dancing Bridesmaid and her Big Tits Getting Down in Some Crazy Tribal Dance
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John Cena Still Hangs with his Hooker
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J.Lo a Victim of Body Shaming…
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You need a BONG b-BONG b-BONG BONG
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Kimmel Asks – CAN YOU NAME A BOOK
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Liz Hurley at an Event in a Pink Dress
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Janet Jackson at the Billboard Awards
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Front Runner Gets Taken Out By Pole Vaulter
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Mila Kunis Looking Old but Rockin Tits of the DAy
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This worked on my Hemorrhoids…
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Pretty Fucking Crazy Water Fountain
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Young Mom Sues For Being Raped after Marijuana Arrest
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Is Alexis Ren Hot?
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Little Kids Rocking Transformers Costumes that Work
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Crowd Control at the Royal Wedding
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Some Gross Chick name Shannon in a Bikini
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Kim K Hasn’t Paid her Private Jet Bill
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Weird Public Poop Prank
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Draining Water from Under the Kansas Speedway
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Taylor Swift Pink Panty
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Taylor Swift – Slutty in Concert
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Chloe Moretz Legs
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Deby Ryan Bra Peak
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Chanel Iman in Baltimore
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Kara Del Toro Hot and Slutty
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Rat Cow Did a MAgazine – Forgot her Tits
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Charlotte McKinney at an Event
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Annalynne McCord at an Event
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Laura Prepon – At an Evetn
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Krysten Ritter Hot at an Evetn
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Today in Random Tumblr Porn I hand Picked for You Perverts
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Bunny Hunt 200 is the Amateur of the Day
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Georgia Fowler Nipples….
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Some Jell-O Wrestling Sluts for Old Times
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A Series of Nicole Scherzinger Slutty Moments
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ALT girl in a Sex Tape with Huge Tits
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What’s That in Her Butt?
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Samantha Taylor in her Underwear…Showing Tits
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Cam Girl Harley QUinn
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4 Toys – 1 Anus
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Drunk girls attack a Group of Fags
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Blue Hair Girl Fucks a Dildo
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Self Shot Nude Shower Video
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Amateur BUSH of the Day
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Girls Behaving Badly – a Compilation
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Girl an her Squirting Orgasm
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Latina Getting Them Fingers Wet
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Blue Bikini Chick and her Bolt on Tits
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Amazing Edessa Naked in Nature…
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2018

May

Delilah Hamlin Nip Slip of the Day

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Lisa Rinna has had some much work done, like on some Demi Moore level, so I wonder at what age she started jacking up her kids with Plastic Sugery, face injections, titties, who fucking knows what, so that they have more of her look, you know to perpetuate her storyline…

Because this is a plastic looking Delilah Hamlin who must only be 18 or 19….

I’ve said this story before, but I remember a Chinese women who had been plastic surgery ridden was sued by the rich guy who knocked her up – because they had an ugly kid – and she mislead him to think she was good genes on some Brad Cooper / Irina Shayk kick….

So maybe, Delilah is built this way thanks to mommy being a vapid, vain cunt…who likes plastic surgery treatments and sees nothing wrong with them since she’s plastic…

Or maybe this is what a natural Delilah Hamlin looks like…because Lisa Rina is so jacked up it seeped into her womb…

But as far as celebrity kids go, even though her parents are barely celebs, I’m into whatever’s going on here.

Young and tight and attention seeking – tits out! Good times.

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2018

May

J.Lo’s Ass at a Record Release Party of the Day

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J.LO, despite being very old, brought her ass out to a record release party, at least that’s what I read this is, and I figure of course she brought her ass out to a record release party, her ass is what the fans want to see, even in it’s petrified state, like a fossil found in the desert of some life that lived many many years ago, inspiring really…to all you perverts out there into J.Lo and her mom ass…that I guess has it better than other asses because it started out huge…so as it ages, sages and melts into itself like other women thanks to the aging process…it does it more bubbly…like a balloon slowly deflating…the bigger the balloon the more time it’s got to look vile and disgusting..

Point being, her fans love her, the hispanic community love her, and she knows bringing the ass out will get media attention because she’s mastered the media, she’s been at it 100 years and gets how to get talked about….here it is…

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