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2018

08

May

Various Tits at the MET of the Day

The Met Gala happened.

It’s an obnoxious / exclusive event that happens every year, that I am not invited to, because I am irrelevant, barely exist, I am not fashion or celebrity and even if I was invited, I would avoid…I have social anxiety…even if there’s an open bar there…

I’m more into gutter strip clubs…and backwoods dive bars…you know…

I know you’ve seen all these pictures on all the sites, because that’s what the Met Gala is, a media hype to celebrate Narcissists by giving them an excuse to dress up, to be seen, to be talked about…but I figure I’ll post it to…in this MASSIVE and amazing post….The highlight of the MET was CHLOE SEVINGNY – SHE GOT HER OWN POST – A POST DEDICATE TO HER

So here we go..

Ariana Grande Possibly Pregnant, Poisoning her Kid With the Self Tanner Tits

Ariana Grande Tits and Fake Tan in a Gown at the MET

Bella Hadid Dominatrix Gear – Looking like she’s Khloe Kardashian…not hot to me…but hot to the people she’s been marketed to who can’t resist buying into bullshit…

Bella Hadid Black Latex Gown at MET

Cara Delevingne looking for pussy, on the pussy prowl, or maybe she’s looking for crack..cuz girl looks rugged to me…lesbians..right…

Cara Delevingne See Through Black Lace Dress at the MET 1

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2018

08

May

Lindsey Vonn Bikini of the Day

Lindsey Vonn Ass in a Nude Bikini

Lindsey Vonn is your American Olympic hero who let you down, and not just because she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win metals, and sure fitness is great for longevity, it’s not that great for eroticism…if you look at any crossfit girl pumping gas behind you in her crossfit outfit you’ll know…they are fucking tanks…and sure they can life fridges over their heads to backsquat…but that’s not quite the yoga / pilates, toned dainty look I want in a girl…

More interestingly, Lindsey Vonn takes a lot of black cock, which would make sense since white guys fuck like pussies, and she’s a tank who needs to be TAKEN HARD like a fall going 100 MPH on two fucking sticks..

She’s doing her bikini thing to elevate her “personal brand” and to get paid as an influencer and speaker now that her career is over…and only has 3-5 years life of sponsorship money…

This is how you scramble…to get hits…even big girls know how to win at social media…

Lindesey Vonn Bikini Beach Clean Up

Lindsey Von White Lace Shirt in BEd

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2018

08

May

Millie Mackintosh Topless of the Day

Millie Mackintosh is an English actress

Millie Mackintosh is not Millie Bobby Brown, even though I know half you fuckers who clicked this link thought she was because you’re in your 40s, you watch Stranger Things because it reminds you of your childhood, not that it was that interesting or worth making a TV show about, but the arcade games and “aesthetic” was the same and it feels like home, it speaks to your soul, it makes you forget all that went wrong, while you can focus on a simpler timer….I get it..

Millie Mackintosh is some reality show trash, which is basically the Glamour Model of the UK the updated version, because Page 3 girls barely matter anymore, but these girls on the shitty reality shows do…and like the Glamour Models they bring their tits out…and we like them for that…even if they are low level garbage.

Millie Mackintosh Topless Nipples on the Beach

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2018

08

May

Liz Hurley Tits Out of the Day

Liz Hurley Big TIts in a Gold Dress

Liz Hurley is out at some Random Event in Belgium, and by out, I mean her tits were out, since that’s pretty much her move and the only reason she’s has a second coming of celebrity…it’s just that easy, be a hot slut who beards a homosexual very famous actor of the time….only to leave him for a series of billionaires who actually fuck her…do some bikini modeling, some Austin Powers movie roles to get the tits on the silverscreen and really matter…then start a bikini line, raise a family, and realize when then kids grow up that you miss the slutty behavior and the hoards of men jerking off to her…so teach your 16 year old to take pics of you half naked…and put your tits on social media…and exist, defying age thanks to face injections, looking good cuz she’s not fat, and I support this new gen mom behavior…it’s embarrassing and hot and disgusting all at the same time…”MOM PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON, YOU’RE 60 and MY FRIENDS KEEP JERKING OFF TO YOU”….

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2018

08

May

Naya Rivera Nude Bikini of the Day

Naya Rivera Tits in a Nude Bikini

She got fired from that shit because TRANS “THAT DUDE LEA MICHELE” who still makes some noise on social media…didn’t like sharing the spotlight with the hotter ethnic girl with the real vagina…

All this happened years ago, and Naya was forgotten…but for some reason I follow her on social media and saw this bikini pic I wanted to post to say “Yo Naya – I SEE YOU”…

I know she’s some hood, half Peurto Rican and half Black, a product of a stage mom who was trying to launch a career of her own in Hollywood, but who instead pimped out her daughter….who has had a series of weird breakdowns and scandals back home where she beat her boyfriend up and got booked for it…which makes her tits all the more exciting..

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2018

08

May

Lina Lorenza’s Got Good Tits of the Day

Lina Lorenza Nude in Black and White By Marco Michieletto

I don’t know who Lina Lorenza is, I did a quick google search, that’s about all you’ll get out of me in terms of “work” because I have better things to do than fill your unappreciative asses in on who the tits I post on my site belong to….I mean do your own damn research you dick….

But from what I’ve figured out…she’s some EURO, from Italy, I mean just read her name….who I guess is also German…and who is naked because naked is “artistic” and naked is natural and feminist and activism and a great way to get noticed by perverts who want to see you naked…even though I always tell the girls I know to get an audience first, then getting naked for that audience is worth more cash…it’s about getting the cash…don’t give it away for free…yet women haven’t caught onto that yet…I guess they are used to being underpaid or some shit…or maybe they just need men to manage them…WHO KNOWS>..

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2018

08

May

Dakota Fanning Sports Bra Titties of the Day

Dakota Fanning Tits in a Sports Bra and Leggings

Dakota Fanning is out in some fitness gear, showing off them titties in a sports bra, a look that I hope isn’t porn to you, because if you leave your house you can see it every fucking where and if it was a fetish of yours, you’d likely end up in prison with all your public masturbation…

I don’t know how I feel about Dakota Fanning, I do remember her as a kid, when she was being prostituted by her parents and the executives because they are above the law…

It’s not some conspiracy or lie that Corey Haim / Feldman has put together for the world to see, Hollywood pervert pedophiles exist and they aren’t all named Weinstein…and parents want money and fame and are desperate and turn a blind eye to things…just ask the parents of the Olympic Gymnast team…

So with their growing up exploited, an object or tool, comes filling that void, sometimes with semen, or drugs, or whatever….

I remember being creeped out at how “adult” she was in interviews like some kind of robot, that the media would present as her being “a mini adult”..and it disturbed me….knowing “this ain’t right”….

But her fitness erotica is all right…

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2018

08

May

Alexis Ren Red Lace Tits of the Day

Alexis Ren Slutty Big Tits in Red Lace Bra and PAnties

Alexis Ren has actually had an influence on society. Not that she’s done anything all that remarkable, she was just the most successful at doing it.

There was a time a few years ago, where her and her boyfriend were getting big brand deals to produce content featuring them doing “epic” things in “epic” places, that weren’t really epic, but that weren’t really being done at the time.

They got featured in the media, they were really all over the place, they went viral. Stories like “the power couple”…or “the dream couple”….where this girl and her great body was really just a prop….but more importantly a prop that wasn’t “Too Hot” for people, it was accessible and it worked…and girls, being the self involved narcissists they are, thought they were as hot and started producing similar bikini life, beach life, photos and now there are 1000 bikini lines, 1000,000,000 bikini models all within the Instagram ecosystem….while this one just puts out whorish contnet…with her bolt on tits…that aren’t as inspiring as they were…but that still exist because people still use instagram and don’t unfollow people…

Alexis Ren Slutty Red Lace Bra and Panties

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2018

08

May

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples Short Skirt of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples SHort Skirt 39

Lily Rose Depp has some puffy nipples in her braless romper looking short skirt…because she’s one of those 18 year old girls who looks pre-pubescent thanks to living that good Hollywood life, spoiled and coddled, where unlike poor teen girls, she didn’t have to get her period at 7 due to bad diet and stress…

She’s also my favorite spoiled celebrity brat, not because I’m a weird Johnny Depp fan, despite liking Cry Baby and Edward Scissor Hands, I don’t really give a fuck whether he’s the one playing those iconic roles or not, I just know he’s rich as fuck, plays this “artist” life, has a weird identity crisis that has made him turn into his version of Hunter S Thompson, that has led to him drinking a lot and beating up gold digging whores, who left him for ELON MUSK, who left her for GRIMES, the Neuroscientist hipster musician from MONTREAL….in what is a weird series of events that reminds us that Amber Heard is a whore…

I know that through all his laid back, too self involved parenting, this one has grown up into being some independent smoking girl, who just does what she wants and no one stops her, because that’s the whole point of being born to celebs who are too self involved and rich to notice…

I don’t think rich kids can really be edgy, I mean they have a huge safety net to land on, but I do think they can be hot in their thinking they are edgy and this one is top tier…

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2018

08

May

Ashlee Simpson is in a Bikini on a Paddleboard of the Day

Ashlee Simpson, married to Diana Ross’ son, previously married to some Emo bisexual band all you weirdos much younger than me with your tight pants and silly haircuts and dyed black hair were into, currently or at least according to social media you probably don’t follow – because she’s Ashlee Simpson and who the fuck cares – is in a bikini on a paddleboard living her best life….

She’s Ashlee Simpson and despite no one caring about her, she gets to reap the rewards of being related to Jessica Simpson’s tits, carrying that shit all the way to the top of wherever the fuck she’s got….

Without Jessica Simpson’s tits, or her pervert homosexual Pastor dad, she’d still be in Texas working at a Chicken restaurant as a waitress. But instead she’s all hollywood, she’s even been a guest on Saturday Night Live….a hero to some really…

The highlight of my week last week was JESSICA SIMPSON’S EXPLODING TITTY EXPLODING – CLICK TO SEE – IT IS WORTH IT

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