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2018

01

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is always something really entertaining about the fat manager. I am sure I’ve talked about this before because I’ve always been fascinated by the fat manager, but I was reminded of how much I love the fat manager last night…when I saw one in action

For those of you who don’t know, a fat manager, is the fat girl who you have to get through, and who hangs with the hot chick, and who tries to dominate the hot chick, because the hot chick doesn’t know she’s hot, and because the fat girl has an overpowering attitude, just look at her at the all you can eat buffet, and she’s bold and feels she has the right to tell the hot chick what to do, despite relying on the hot chick to get all the male attention she gets….while bitching at the hot chick…despite needing the hot chick…and having the hot chick feel sorry for her and pawn off dudes to her like “Oh meet my friend miranda, she’s great”….kind of thing even when the hot chick wants to fuck…

Well last night, there was a fat chick yelling, MAN-SPLAINING, maybe it was FAT-Splaining a hot chick…basically telling her how to live her life causing a fucking scene at the bar…and I said…”god I love fat managers”….the worst kind of friend a hot chick can have…

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2018

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spend my day, my entire day hating on everything, plotting terrible ideas, looking at tits, thinking about how everyone is the fucking worst…and sometimes I leave my house and experience things like Walmart…or the gas station…and come face to face with people who always meet my low expectations of them…the women are never as hot as I want them to be…never as slutty as I want them to be..and even when I accidentally see one of them suck a dick on the highway…I still think they fucking suck…all fat…eathing their DOUBLE WHOPPERS….barely fitting in their jeans…yet still finding a sucker to pay their rent…

I don’t get it…and you probably don’t get this post…I blame the craft cocktail “old fashions” I’ve been sucking down all night….

You don’t even read this, who am I kidding…asshole.

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2018

30

Apr

Britney Spears Dance of the Day

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There’s nothing quite as good as Britney Spears dancing in video…she’s a magical creature in captivity…almost extinct but here right now and she’s gonna shake the booty and dance for you like she’s not medicated or sedated…it’s nice because she’s not crying or screaming for help….

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2018

30

Apr

Bella Hadid and Hailey Baldwin Dyke it Down in Bikinis of the Day

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Bella Hadid and Hailey Baldwin understand the power of clickbait, they both exist because of it, so of course they are together continuing it.

They are both the bottom wrung of the ladder that was the Jenners and Gigi Hadid, who let these two idiots tag along, and who as they both found the whole clickbait for attention boring, and their face injected faces turned 50 years old, realizing they are rich as fuck and don’t need to run around to event after event for attention, something that I guess is what happens to these cunts before they breakdown and commit suicide….

These two moved in and scooped up all the available jobs, because they know they are still “relelvant” for now…the “it crowd” for now…despite not being compelling or exciting..or even that hot…especially not Bella Hadid…

The weirdest thing in this bikini clickbait, is that Hailey Baldwin is a self proclaimed Jesus loving Christian, yet she’s doing all the tactics a low level satan worshipping heathen would do….you know digging deep as she can to walk that fine line of sex worker and legitimate star.

I am not surprised she’s got a TV show host job, brand deals, that her last name she’s been riding is known and accepted as royalty by America…

I just don’t understand why people care or buy into it…but if this is a preview of the sex tape that will be released in a decade when they are forgotten…I’m into it…even then…mid 30s…looking 50…recovering addicts scissoring..

While for now it’s just “let’s be playful, let’s be pan sexual, let’s be current and free in our scamming”…

And what it comes down to is that their scamming fucking works…

Here’s a bunch of their Miami trip..STAGED PICS….DON’T BELIEVE THEM….STAGED

Here they are Boxing in Bras

Here is Hailey in a see through dress

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BONUS – HERE IS ThE GOOD LITTLE CHRISTIAN opening beer with her mouth for Fallon because she’s a fucking liar and understands clickbait..

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2018

30

Apr

Bella Thorne Pussy Dance of the Day

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Bella Thorne, in all her ride her Disney Fame to the net level social media fame glory, has launched a clothing line where kids everywhere are stealing their parent’s credit card to buy, and is making a shit ton of money off of exploiting them, at insane prices, because she can….reminding you that kids are idiots, that Bella Thorne is exploitative, because she’s making money doing her acting bullshit and doesn’t need more money and instead of sharing the wealth, she’s fucking taking advantage on all fronts..

But in her continued shameless self promotion, that isn’t even that hot, but that is half naked, she’s decided to sell panties that look like men’s underwear, probably for a lot of money, and in order to get people to notice, she’s doing a dance in her panties…

The sad thing in all this is that she hasn’t had a drug overdose yet, and that she’s on the rise, but that rise will come crashing down eventually…and in the meantime, her hustle includes panty videos….which I guess isn’t terrible especially if it encourages other girls to post up panty videos of their own…

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2018

30

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Massive Titties of the Day

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This Jessica Simpson massive titty about to explode from her weight being pressed down on it…in some water balloon in a party game looking…bursting out in every direction….posed pic for her social media…the way we want to see the billionaire fashion entrepreneur…because her monster tits have always been the best thing about her…even when her fat body caught up to her tits…before she brokered a million dollar deal to lose the weight with Weight Watchers…by likely not eating weight watchers…

This is amazing…Probably uncomfortable for her back, but she can handle it, she’s a performer…but amazing because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a tit this big, being squashed out like this as a selfie, especially not on a mom pushing 40…this is inspiring, next level content that she felt compelled to post because even she knows it’s talent too good to be wasted….I mean seriously…this is almost life changing to a person with a big sloppy tit fetish…like we’ve seen the Messiah or some shit…

I’m not a religious man, but I am a believer….PRAISE Jessica Simpson Tit….the coming of Jesus will happen soon….because my name is Jesus and this is that good.

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2018

30

Apr

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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I think Lily Rose Depp is amazing…

The 18 year old, that I assume is as terrible as all 18 year olds, even worse than most 18 year olds because she’s spoiled, rich, entitled and famous thanks to her parents being Johnny Depp….

Doesn’t bother me for some reason, because I figure if you’re celebrity rich kid – you’re by default going to be the worst…especially when you decide to “model” or “act” instead of getting a real life skill…because they want the Hollywood life too, it’s a joke, it’s easy, when you’ve made it…it’s easy living of literally never having to work and she’s made it…

So the hipster playing down to earth and “artistic” cuz she’s half European..is more just a style choice…from Urban Outfitters than an actual ideology….or life mission…

But she did once support saving the Sea Turtles…instead of posting coachella pics and that is a good start….to me thinking she may be cool..I guess we shall see…but in the meantime we can stare at them tits.

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2018

30

Apr

Liz Hurley Nipples of the Day

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Liz Hurley just won’t stop. She’s got the itch and it’s getting scratched with each provocative picture she takes.

Clearly, she keeps pushing the limits of her pics for attention because she is getting the attention she craves in her soul that offsets her having to deal with being old and forgotten, old and irrelevant, or just old…because people out there think her body is hot, her tits are hot, her face injections hot, and they talk about it…giving her new life..

She’s finally brought out the nipples, and according to my sources, her 16 year old son is her photographer, because rich people are fucking weird, narcissism makes them inappropriate with their kids sexually, since they just don’t know the fucking difference….

This is pushing boundaries in ways white trash families would get arrested for…

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2018

30

Apr

Patricia Gloria Contreras Topless of the Day

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We don’t know who Patricia Gloria Contreras is, but she is topless with them bolt ons in an Instagram beach photoshoot..caught by the paparazzi…because anyone can be famous thanks to social media and a willingness to show tits….even BOLT ON TITS…

She’s a Mexican in Miami..living the life of “CONTENT CREATOR”….content like this…

Or content like her and her POM (instagram clickbait dog) dancing..

OR THIS SHIT…

She is living the Miami dream…and as it turns out she’s also a stepmother and has been since she was 18…which means one very important thing…SUGAR BABY…girl can focus on her work as a content creator thanks to some rich dude funding her…nice life…better than doing DONKEY SHOWS in TIJUANA like other Mexican whores.

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2018

30

Apr

Pink’s Mom Thighs Live the Florida Dream of the Day

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Pink looks like Florida more than anything else in this world besides a box of Tropicana Juice…

Everything about her, from her haircut to her thick thighs, her style and her music is what you’d expect from Florida…even her fucking name…screams FLORIDA…

I assume that from the strip of bars in Jacksonville, down the coast through Daytona…to Key West…all up the Gulf side from Fort Myers to fucking St Pete’s….and Panama City…her songs are blasted every night at least a dozen times in their cheesy, slushy boozy drink beach bars….

So seeing her in Florida is like some kind of coming home, just ghetto as fuck white girl…in the ocean…living the Florida Dream….

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