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2014

21

Mar

Kylie Miogue’s Sexercize Video of the Day

I feel like I did the locomotion in the late 80s, when Kylie Minogue was in her 20s, meaning that she must be in her 70s now, and for 70, she’s looking pretty good.

In fact, she’s looking better than most girls in their 40s, at least in this in Gym white Leotard erotica that features twerking, humping the dildo swiss ball, it’s a real sex toy, and all kind of other moves that remind me of every time I work out…

It was filmed by Roman Coppola, and they did good…It’s up on some Call On Me, work out erotica. I watched it on mute…because I don’t like Kylie Minogue’s music as much as her cancer surviving, but I will say that this makes me want to hang with more 70 year old bitches at the gym…a little geriatric aquarobics motehrfuckers.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2014

21

Mar

The Dr Dre Burning Man Love Letter to His Wife of the Day

I don’t really know why this “Love Letter” Dr Dre wrote his wife has gone viral. Is it because he’s at Burning Man and confused, but sees opportunity to monetize off the fucking werido hippies? Is it because he’s talking about Tupac and that shit is gangster? Or is it cuz he’s talking about his girlfriend, who is now his wife’s ass…

More importantly, I don’t know why I’m posting it. Maybe I’m a hopeless romantic who believes in a good love story.

Posted in:Dr Dre

2014

21

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump

I don’t know why telling girls you like face sitting creeps them out, when you know, behind closed doors, or maybe behind their conservative facade, they like face sitting too…I mean what kind of girl wouldn’t want to ride a dude lying on his back’s face while waiting at the bus stop…I can’t think of one…but I also only talk to prostitutes…but you get what I’m saying.

Here are some morning link…

Homophobes Huging Gay Strangers
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Scarlett Johansson Looks Old
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SLUT vs SLUT
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Hipster Facial Hair of the Day
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12 Big Titty GIF Bounces
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The Best Bikini You Will ee Today
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Nicole Aniston is the Hottest Pornstar I’ve Ever Loved.
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Top 101 GIrls Naked Right Now
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Very Patient Cat
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Triple Backflip Dunk
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Today in Smut GIFS
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Hot Naked Girl in a Tropical Setting of the DAy

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

Gigi is some Australian and like all Australian girls, she’s amazing….

I want to Crocodile dundee her and crawl into her kangaroo pouch with my penis….she is way better than all the non-Australian girls who rejected my offers all night, but Gigi…she was here to pick up the pieces of my broken heart…..with her sex…

CLICK HERE

CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The nice thing about drinking my feelings, is that I don’t have feelings, but pretend I do , cuz it makes a good excuse for my drinking….

Here are some step links…

Scarlett Johansson’s Mom Tits at a Premiere….
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Bra-Less Babes
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Charlize Theron is Bad in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Hot Attention Whores in Skimpy Bikinis
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Med Student Auctions Off Her Cherry
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10 Cats and Dogs Who Twerk
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Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes Nipples
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Gay Gangster of the DAy
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13 of your Favorite Artists Partying Over Spring bReak
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More Charlize Theron in a Bikini
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Some Slut in FHM
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The Louis CK – Bradly Cooper Inside the Actors Studio SHit is Funny
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Stacy Keibler Legs!
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Cameron Diaz Amazing Cameltoe
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Nipple Slip
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Neil Degrass Tyson is Amazing in Slow Motion
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Avril Lavigne in Concert
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I’ve Met Nicole Anistion – and Love Her
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Batman in Classic Movie Scenes
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50 Best Celebs Butts
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Emma Roberts Tight Dress
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36 Babes Stuck int the Library on Spring Break
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Dude Solves Wheel of Fortune Puzzle First Try
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How Not to Kill Yourself with Household Items
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Christ Brown Will Pay His Way out of Jail
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Kristen Stewart is a Slob
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Charlize Theron Bikini Pics
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Debby Ryan Busty
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J.Lo in a Tight Dress Forgets she’s Old as Fuck
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I Want to Have Sex with Julia Baus
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Zoe Kravitz Showing her Kisa Bonet Legs
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Madonna Doing this Game of Thrones Shit is Funny
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Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence Slutty in American Hustle
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Laura Whitmore’s Pokies
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10 Countries That Have Blocked Youtube
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Hottest Pics of Celebs Sucking Popsicles
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Some Ana Ivanovic Bitch Who Clearly Didn’t See Blackfish
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Pam Anderson Anderson Cooper
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14 Instructions that Prove How Challenging Life IS
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So Many Redheads
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January Jones Wants to Fuck Rihanna
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Babes Who Give You Dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Best of Fart Porn
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Beach Voyeur
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Muslim Ass-Turbation
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The Best SMUT GIFs ever
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Facesitting is my Fetish
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English Chick Falls in Shit
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Naked Public Dildo Fuck
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Wet Naked Finger
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Beat That Ass!
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NUDIST AND SEX VACATIONS!!
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You Can Hear an Echo in Her Gaping Asshole…
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What Kind of Medical Condition do These Girls Have….
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Learn How To Get Laid
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Mar

Hilaria Baldwin’s Instagram Pic of the DAy

So this is the reason Hilaria Baldwin is a Baldwin, with a Baldwin baby, who will have the best education available, rather than live in the one bedroom shitty apartment she once lived in, before becoming a Baldwin…Young and Nimble…

If I was an old, rich, fuck who has plowed through countless hot pussies, getting some of the pregnant a long the way…I’d figure this would be on my checklist when it comes to gold diggers…

It all makes sense.

Posted in:Hilaria Baldwin

2014

20

Mar

January Jones is Naked in a Bathtub of the Day

Single mother January Jones, who I assume felt her biological clock ticking, and felt the time had come where she needed to get knocked up. So she made a sperm donor sign over the rights to his kid so that she can raise it on her own, since the world doesn’t have enough fatherless kids, with parents who have deep pockets, to lead to drug addiction and dysfunction….

I am all for some modern, new age, new generation household that shows us that there’s no need to be traditional when you can afford a team of nannies…and the fact is that I don’t even know why I know who January Jones is…I mean she’s DONE TOPLESS SCENES …but that’s hardly exciting enough to bother….

Well now she’s doing nude in a bathtub shit for some magazine I’ve never heard of, and it’s popped up on facebook a few times, so I guess it means people care and matters…you know more than the missing plane, the Russian’s taking over Crimea River, terror in Syria, so here it is…mindless smut for you mindless cunts.

VIA VIOLETGREY

Posted in:January Jones

2014

20

Mar

Masturbating Monkey of the Day

Some people say when on a shitty vacation, while drunk, and all alone, the best thing to do is to spank the monkey, but in this Nicaragua hotel, for an extra fee, the Monkey spanks you.

This was sent to me via some girl sharing a room with the dude in the picture, who I am sure will be happy I am sharing his hand job from a monkey, that he paid for, picture with the world…

I smell lawsuit, but let’s hope it goes viral first…because anyone who pays to get a hand job from monkey, should be outted to the world….it’s the most ridiculous pic I have been sent to date.

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

20

Mar

Sara Malakul Lane Hot on Instagram of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane…I have a bit of a crush on her. Last night I told her I was going to stalk her and possibly kidnap her at the gym on twitter…today, I stare at her bikini pics on instagram….

Maybe I just like her because she fucks around with me and plays back on my jokes, which is something rare from someone who is always ignored and thus easy to get excited about…

Or maybe I am just into half thai girls who were famous at home, but who have made their way back to their native America, to star in in all kinds of movies on netflix that you can jerk off to…because I’m fascinated by asian vagina, especially when it has been raised watching Thai Ping Pong ball shows…

Or maybe, I just like her big fucking tits..

She’s exotic, and I would mind if her asshole was my Spring Break vacation.

via Her Instagram

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

20

Mar

The Biggest Asshole in the Public Bathroom and Other WTF Videos of the Day

No, the biggest asshole in the public bathroom is not my wife, who let me tell you, has a massive asshole, as you’d expect based on her weight and the amount she eats…and I don’t mean the guy installing cameras to film teen girls peeing…I mean this piece of shit, who is actually less shit and more urine, who hoses down the fucking bathroom with his piss, like he was raised in a fucking barn, because let’s face it, based on the look of the public bathroom he doesn’t seem so classy, regal, or demure…

I don’t know why this video offends me, I am don’t work as a clerk or cleaner who has to clean it, and I have a friend who used to piss in staircases in hotels, office buildings, and on girls…it’s not that big of a deal…but it’s bad.

If you don’t like that, and you shouldn’t….here’s a Russian Vacuum truck sucking

Or maybe you like Richard Masten, the executive director of Miami-Dade’s Crime Stoppers hotline, and ex-Police Chief, was sentenced on Friday to 14 days in jail for contempt for swallowing the paper to keep a tipster anonymous in a cocaine possession case….

Or maybe you want to see a drunk guy get run the fuck over…it’s crazy…

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Mar

Anja Rubik in Vogue Video of the Day

Anja Rubik is a pretty hot model who I’ve DONE POSTS ON BEFORE . She’s pushing 30, has consistently been topless for fashion, like all good models do when starting out, and now she’s booking Vogue and Victoria’s Secret and a bunch of other campaigns that still sometimes feature her nipples, like ANTIDOTE MAGAZINE the other day….but this Mario Testino photoshoot video on instagra was hot for me…I don’t know why, but I assume it’s got something to do with her long perfect body.

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2014

20

Mar

The Creepiest Charlize Theron Bikini Video of the Day

Apparently Charlize Theron is in Florida doing a bikini shoot for Mario Testino, doughy compared to when she was in Playboy 20 years ago, back before becoming an actress, thanks to a solid casting couch session where she was apparently willing to do anything, you see her mom had just killed her dad from being abusive, and put everything in sending her to LA to get famous, and famous is what she is now…at least famous enough to win Oscars and to have her Sean Penn Creampie filled ass doing a bikini Photoshoot…where the paparazzi watch…at least according to this creepy fucking Youtube video I had no choice by to post because it is amazing.

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2014

20

Mar

The Weirdest Guy on Twitter of the Day

So I found this guy named Steve Dawson on twitter.

I assume he’s a meme, or something in the UK, because he has a bunch of followers.

Here is what he had to say about himself:

My name is Steven D, I am 41years old, I live on my own in a Flat in Ashford Kent, I have got a girlfriend called Lisa Davis, who i am going out with

His pictures are fucking ridiculous. He is obviously retarded in some way. He post pics of cam girls he’s watching, his disgusting food, and his doing weirdness..he needs to viral…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

20

Mar

Tara Mackey Bikini Pics of the Day

Her name is TARA MACKEY and I’ve been following her modelling for a little while, I just have a thing for tall skinny, mixed race girl, who are sometimes in music video, but more importantly naked for fashion shoots, showing off her long thin legs and toned stomach…you perky small tits and more importantly her amazing round ass that looks like it would be nice to suffocate on…preferably long enough to have her dripping off my beard, but not long enough for me to die, because I’d like to revisit that pussy meal later that week….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it’s that I am a fan of this model, and when someone who I assume was her boyfriend, or friend sent me these bikini selfies yesterday…I liked them more than I probably should…but they are bikinis, on a babe, in a selfie…pretty solid…so here they are.

Posted in:Tara Mackey

2014

20

Mar

Fred Phelps is Dead of the Day

The leader of the most ridiculous families and/or organizations and/or churches because it was a tax shelter for his insanity, that have pretty much ever existed is the Westboro Baptist church, who hated gay people, and America for alloying Gay people to exist, and in turn protested outside countless funerals, for soldiers and even Sandy Hook school shooting.

They are pretty much the worst fucking people, they still exist, but their leader is dead…now it’d be nice to take out the rest of these uneducated, misinformed, pieces of shit.

Posted in:Westboro Baptist Church