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2015

08

Jul

Jaime King Pregnant Erotica of the Day

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Here’s a “Fashion Film”…that I think is absolute garbage, because I’m a hater, and seeing rich people rent a shitty hotel room, to make a really shit quality video, that looks like it was soaked in piss, because I guess they think that is more fashionable, high concept, hip, raw and real and “Hollyweird”…when really it’s just tansparent two dimensional garbage…

I know you’re fakes….and the only reason I am posting it is because I like Patsy Cline, even when misused in this smut, I think there’s some Serge Gainsbourg too, is this Hipster Amateur Hour?

I am posting it because James King, ex-heroin addict and I guess friend to the hacks who made this bootleg video that isn’t even as good as something I saw in film school in the 90s…is in her lingerie while pregnant…and I like that..

The other idiots involved are: Abbey Lee Kershaw, James Concannon, Jaime King, Ivan Lofstrom, & Juliana Sorelli

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It’s for clothing line Hollyood Savage Society

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2015

08

Jul

Cindy Crawford’s Gerber Baby for Steven Meisel and Vogue Italia of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is the billion dollar heir to the Gerber family fortune, a fortune coupled with her dad’s level of “LA Cool” owning clubs and bars and restaurants, lured in her mom Cindy Crawford, when she was at the top of her career, because everyone from Homeless girls to Top Fashion models are hookers, money grubbing hookers, they just come in at different budgets…

It is safe to say that Kaia Gerber, is either genetically predisposed to model, that people around her don’t mind whoring her out, or have her photographed by older men…for magazines…creepy…

It is also safe to say, that this is the Kardashian era of Selfies, and that everyone, especially rich girls, want instagram likes and followers, so why not do the GIGI HADID, and get a head start at it, because you have a mom to oversee everything….so you’re safe…and by the time you’re 18…you’ll be massively famous…with so many followers, all the brands will want you..

Intersting….only unlike other aspiring intagram whores…she goes straight to IMG models, shot by top photographer Steven Meisel…for Vogue Italia…cuz that’s how it works when rich…

She’s 14….

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2015

08

Jul

Panera Bread Manager VS Employee of the Day

So apparently this happened at a Panera Bread:


Panera employee quit mid shift, just wasn’t having it today. Threw some bag of chips on the floor, yelled, etc NBD. Manager in white shirt basically threw her out the door, she came back, and then…..this

Which reminds us all that low paid, shitty low level management jobs in shitty fast food franchises, lead to despression and a little to pent up anger that makes you lose your fucking shit…when one of your employees quits on the spot…because this is a generation of entitled, lazy, materialistic fucks….but at least you can always eat your feelings with a bread soup bowl..or by beating up girls…what the fuck..

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2015

08

Jul

Rita Ora’s Nipple Slip of the Day

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When you’re a Rihanna Impersonator holding on as hard as you can to the little level of fame you’ve got…

YOu do what you can when you are at events you know paparazzi are going to be at…

Subtly pull out that tit…that big and amazing tit…because people want to see it…but you can’t make it obvious, it’ll look desperate…even though we already know she’s desperate…right…but not as desperate as me for posting her tits like they matter, because everything in my life is far more pathetic than this….this is actually the high point, but why kill myself, when I can just laugh at how bad it gets and hope for a natural disaster.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

08

Jul

The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Emily Ratajkowski may not be relevant anymore, people may have forgotten she exists, she may still be getting some shitty little we jobs in the process of falling off, and she may be getting cameo’s in movies that are out of touch and just trying to tackle what they assume people are into…without actually knowing what people are into…and she’s still got tits.

Which pretty much means, she’ll be ok…

Not because a woman is defined by her tits, her relevance defined by her tits, her existene defined by her tits…I am a firm believer that women are amazing, and can be smart and powerful and inspiring…but not so much when they lower their worth to their tits..because when they do..they become just tits…and I guess in Emily Ratajkowski’s case..they are pretty good tits….

I wouldn’t mind catching her as she falls, you know with my mouth…even though I’m sure she’s been in some weird places…in this short lived career.

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2015

08

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy

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So Jennifer Lawrence is shopping for an apartment in NYC….the development is called the 445 Greenwhich and I guess she’s being pitched on Penthouse F…

According to my friend Steve – The most expensive penthouse is OVER 50 MILLION DOLLARS

Which is a nice reminder that if you’re nominated for a bunch of Oscars for the hit movies you participate in and probably have a backend piece of…we’re talking all the movies she’s been nominated for Oscars in…while maintaining a series of blockbusters movies like Hunger Games…which you probably have a piece of the backend on…you can actually make stupid money as an actress…

So all you actresses out there making SAG rate of 60k per movie, need to channel your inner J.Law…cuz bitch is winning at fucking life apparently…and I’m all about her, not because of her quirky likeable scam or her acting ability, but rather…because of her hot tits we saw in her nudes…she’s a winner..and she’s winning..kill yourself

Update:

Penthouse F 15.25 mil. Unless she got paid to carry that folio around. The hype machine never sleeps!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

08

Jul

Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy

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I don’t know who Elisabeth Erm is…I just know I like her…but that’s not saying much, you know when you look like Elisabeth Erm…it is hard to not like her…

She’s born in 1993. She’s Estonian, which according to my Estonian friend, means relatively common there…but more importantly affordable to own…Sure robably not now that she’s in big magazines, but there are probably more of her, maybe bootleg versions of her, but still better than the American version of her, which is eating donuts while working at Walmart or some shit…you know the kind of girl you can lure in with citizenship alone…even when you’re broke, pathetic, etc…makes things pretty fucking easy but I got married to some pig before realizing that…just another example of my failures…

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2015

08

Jul

Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Hybrid, test tube, baby created in a lab by some gay dude…who I assume was either a narcissist, as gay guys tend to be, ready to use his scientific background to reproduce, and to have his DNA live on in the form of a fashion model…that all the men will want…that may even get him into the all the right parties…like Leonardo DiCaprio orgies…as sometimes dreams come true…

I like to think he was commissioned by Victoria’s Secret to create her, but they’ll never let you know that…cloning…

She’s from Denmark – here are the Danish cloning laws…I am going to assume it is legal… HERE

Here are her pics…

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2015

08

Jul

Anja Rubik in SS 2015 of the Day

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These Anja Rubik pics aren’t that exciting or sexy pictures of Anja Rubik….

But she has done so much FASHION PORN ….you know fully naked and showing vagina like it was Playboy in the 80s, shit that girls used to get paid a ton of fucking money to do, but not they just have to do because women naked is a lovely thing, and because the men who cast them, like to get as racy as possible to make as much noise as they can for their campaigns, and tits get hits…obviously…tits have bought me at least 2 of my last 2 private jets..rigth…

Here are the pics for SS 2015, that really aren’t hot, or amazing…but a reminder of Anja Rubik, and sometimes you don’t need pussy to make a pic good…very rarely…but sometimes…

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2015

08

Jul

Rachel Yampolsky for Mikel Roberts of the Day

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I am guessing that Model Rachel Yampolsky is barely a model, but rather an instagram model, who happens to have agencies represent her, because she’s hot, and why not sign her, it’s not like it costs money to do, and it gives these girls credibility..

Well, it turns out that she’s taken the route of all instagram models who matter, and got herself naked for Photographer mikel roberts

And whether she’s relevant or not, making money or not, the next big thing or not…she’s naked…and that is always something I encourage and would like to participate in…with my mouth, fingers, and even my micro clit sized penis..

That said, what she is proving is that the world is full of hot girls who feel hot enough to take hot pics…making the girls making money being hot girls…less relevant, and more affordable…and that’s a good thing…just not as good as her young tits.

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2015

08

Jul

Chrissy Teigen Is Probably Hired by Instagram of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen, the old, bloated, pug faced model who is hardly a model, but who has done some bikini campaigns in order to pretend she was a model long enough to get a talented singer to marry her and give her half of all his stupid music money, like a good overrated gold digging, wallet fucker, who doesn’t think she’s fucking wallets, because she got in early but who is…

I think this is called hooking…

Either way, she’s campaigning against Instagram, probably financed by Instagram, because she feels the need to fight a social media company on their nudity policies, like a social media company is life, or government, or really matter…

Which is why I think she’s being paid by instagram, to make noise about instagram, by posting butt pics of John Legend to prove a point on instagran…

Or she’s really just a misguided idiot, who takes her shitty low level celebrity to make stupid stances on things that don’t matter…like a social media platform…

It’s like just don’t use the shit, tell your friends to not use the shit, updating pics to it…is just backwards…

Or maybe she could just find a more relevant thing to change, like GMOs, animal cruelty, sex trafficking, who gives a fuck…but not a billion dollar bullshit virtual playground…

IDIOTS…everywhere…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER SEE THROUGH DRESS CLICK HERE

Remember…she doens’t matter…

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2015

08

Jul

Kendall Jenner a Other Tricks for Calvin Klein of the Day

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So Kendall Jenner and Joan Smalls, Edita and Isabeli Fontana are part of the new Calvin Klein campaign, that is hardly exciting, I mean it’s just girls in lingerie, who we have all seen in lingerie before, not making them being in lingerie any less important, but definitely, because I’ll always look at a girl in lingerie, even when the lingerie is hardly lingerie, but rather just bra and panties….but still fucking boring…

It’s Calvin Klein, back into the mix, re-living the past, capitalizing on the 90s trends coming back, not just by buying a 25 million dollar Hollywood house last week, but also by pretty much just putting out the same shoot he did two decades ago, because I guess things are cyclical, you just need to wait that fucker out…I wonder if that applies to blogs that never were…fingers crossed….

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2015

08

Jul

Mia Isabella is the Shemale Porn Chick Tyga Sends His Dick Pics to of the Day

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Caitlyn Jenner best watch out…you know I’ve heard of guys having sex dreams about their mother in laws, but I guess this motherfucker’s decided to live in out with the young, black and hot porn version of Caitlyn Jenner, some shemale named Mia Isabella…who I guess works with Tyga, or works Tyga, until feeling it is time to expose Tyga for being the kid of guy who fucks trannies…which as it turns out…is a lot of dudes…

Seriously…

My first job in porn was in 2002, and even then the best selling titles, which at the time were DVDs, were tranny porn…Because I guess dudes love dick, as long as they have tits and look and act like a girl…I don’t know..the whole thing seems pretty gay to me, but I guess Kylie is just the vagina version of this clown, freak, werido…

If you want to see the dick Tyga fucks underage girls with, when not fucking trans girls who look like the underage girl he fucks CLICK HERE

If you want to see Mia Isabella doing porn CLICK HERE

Here are some pics from her/it/his instagram

Posted in:SFW|Tyga

2015

08

Jul

Selena Gomez Lesbianism of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this about her lesbian lover…

Don’t ever leave me again @courtneyjbarry welcome home roomie ???? I love you

Romance…I prefer Miley level lesbianism, where it’s less “we’re BFFs and we’d never fuck each other, but we’ll be cute and make you think we do for attention”…you know the kind of lesbians your girlfriend and her best friends are everytime they go out to the club without you around…where they may touch tongues, but only with enough drinks in them…and they may compare vaginas but only if one of them has a rash…and they definitely change in front of each other, girls love that shit…and more paying the paparazzi to come take pics of you finger banging in a back alley.

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2015

08

Jul

Ariana Grande Hates America and Licks Donuts of the Day

Ariana Grande apparently licked a donut…the made her K-Fed lick a donut…then they made out with each other…because licking innocent donuts while on security cameras…possibly knowingly, or possibly not caring, because these rich and famous cunts think they are invincible…

Apparently, she says anti-American things in this video, I didn’t really watch it…

The best Ariana Grande story I have was from a porn star on a porn set where she told me that Ariana Grande was a whore, who fucks everyone, which is saying a lot from a porn chick….because porn chicks are actual whores…who fucks everyone….which makes sense, because why else would she have a career as a Mexican American, I mean unless her mom is a whore…which I assume she is…since anyone in this industry is…

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