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2016

22

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence In a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

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Here’s some Jennifer Lawrence looking like Amy Schumer, all doughy and big-chinned, wearing a one piece bathing suit that has many portholes for her layer of fat to seep out of, because she’s an actress, an overrated, overpaid, boring, average at best looking, actress that the industry has decided is a golden child – worth the investment – for whatever reason – that I call “KEEPING BUDGETS HIGH SO EVERYONE MAKES MORE MONEY”….

I am sure there are weird celebrity obsessed fan boys that will jerk off to this…but if you take the “jennifer lawrence” quotient out of the equation – it’s pretty fucking clear that there’s very little amazing or jerk-off-able here…

I mean sure, if you’re a 45 year old film director, in the industry, dating her, knocking her up, is like an Oscar trophy…I’m talking to you Aronofsky..

But if you’re a normal dude, just looking on, who she wouldn’t give you the time of day if she saw you cuz celebrity women are by default total cunts…you should just stare at this and write a letter to congress, or the boycott all her movies…because she’s won enough, let’s give hotter chicks a chance.

RUMOR is this is one of her new nudes…it was posted 11 days ago…it could be her – but I say it’s too hot to be her…because it is.

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2016

22

Dec

Emma Stone in Some Old Lady Lingerie for Rolling Stone of the Day

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Emma Stone and her weird face bore me, but I guess every celebrity bores me, I don’t think they are worthy of their success, I don’t think their impact on the world is worth celebrating, I do think they are overpaid and it’s all a fucking scam…because their talent is irrelevant…and dancing monkeys should be treated as such….just distractions on real issues…not to mention what they do with their celebrity is often times as offensive as their celebrity in the first place…puppets…just fucking puppets who call themselves artists and who rich business guys throw money at because they like being part of whatever this rich person scene is…the worst…

But people fucking love her….they go nuts for her…and seeing her in her grandmother’s vintage lingerie that may remind you of when your grandma would make you eat her out on family trips to visit her – because people have needs and your small hands fit nicely in her grandma cunt….turns them on….

They are like “omg she looks like she’s pregnant and she’s wearing NANNY’s nightgown”…and then they cum….all thanks to Rolling Stone and their vintage erotica fetish that I would argue, as an objective person who doesn’t find Emma Stone hot…isn’t hot at all…but it happened…..and really I’ve always said she’s got the sex appeal of a grandma – so long as you don’t have a grandma fetish….so this brings that point home…

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2016

22

Dec

Staring at Kelly Bensimon’s Old Lady Alien Pussy of the Day

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Kelly Bensimon was a real house wife of some random city – which is code for a sugar baby who was married to some rich photographer in his 80s who still shoots for Maxim named Gilles Bensimon – who was previously married to the much hotter Elle Macpherson – but who ended up breeding with this one….because she is an opportunist….

She’s on the beach somewhere in a bikini and since it is christmas I figured what better time of year to zoom in on her 50 year old vagina and look at the weirdness going on down there…because I figure someone’s paid a lot of money to lick that – when the divorce is factored in and her settlement qualifies her being a NYC socialite….we might as well document how it degrades / rots / depending on who you ask….

Fascinating….

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2016

22

Dec

Suki Waterhouse – The Girl Brad Cooper Didn’t Get Pregnant of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is the youthful model who doesn’t matter – that used to latch onto Brad Cooper like he was her lottery ticket, before he got swept up by an evil, soulless, hot as fuck, Russian spy trained vagina that fucked the Suki Waterhouse out of the well that is his testicles, and absorbed that sperm, turned it into a fetus that pays dividends, annuities, for the rest of her fucking life….

It’s nice to see her on the beach in Barbados with her sister, not impregnated by Brad Cooper like she was Irina Shayk, because I generally hate pregnant chicks, moms and their mom pussies, and there are plenty of other rich guys she can fuck…becuase even though these girls are rich, they only like rich cum in them….it’s a status ting I guess…

I guess she’ll have to go through life knowing that she’s no Irina Shayk, Russia always win, but she could have probably looked at pics to confirm that..before the whole pregnancy thing…I will still stare because I always like the underdog.

I don’t know which one is her or her sister -but whatever…I don’t know who any of these girls are – and I post them all day – all interchangeable and shit…

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2016

22

Dec

Chanel Westcoast Nipple Slip of the Day

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I still don’t know what Chanel Westcoast is…I assume a rapper….because that’s what I’ve been told..but I don’t consider white suburban girls who “rap” rappers….instead I consider them representative of how rap is now pop and that “Urban” is just played out suburban….for white nerdy kids and tweens to get down to…and feel hard because the lyrics are about fucking and selling drugs and shit they can relate to – since everyone fucks and does drugs…fascinating..

I do know that she was MTV created, and now she gets to bask in the glory of having been on TV…by pulling out her tit on the beach for the paparazzi….

Something the kids would she #goals or #blessed or shit like “lit AF”…or other things you should know if you fuck 18 year olds, or want to fuck 18 year olds like some kind of SAVAGE (another trendy word, that no longer means indian trying to scalp you)

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2016

22

Dec

Strong Round Hilary Duff Ass of the Day

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It wouldn’t be Christmas without staring at Hilary Duff’s big strong, round, firm, massive, juicy, even terrifying, good to lift heavy objects thanks to all the lifting – she did while fucking her trainer like a testosterone jacked woman nearing her sexual prime ass in leggings…

I just want to shove a fucking candy cane in that fucker and start sucking my way to the womb…because anal may be shitty…but it’s the gateway to love….isn’t it?

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2016

22

Dec

Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day

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If you read the site, and you don’t, but you may if you’re Chrissy Teigen, because she likes to google herself, it’s good for her ego, and I know this because a bunch of years ago she tweeted at me about how funny she thought I was, which was probably tactics to try to get more posts on her…and a year after that praise that didn’t give me a boner – like it does for other dudes with sites who go crazy when the girls talk to them – because they aren’t used to girls talking to them – and just want girls to talk to them – because they don’t hate any woman who is as vapid as an SI model wallet fucker – they just see tits….while I see all that is wrong with her – and prefer my asian hookers to be less vocal, more subservient and affordable….she went totally nutso on me – and her gang of followers went nuts on me – because I said she was old, fat, pug faced and if she didn’t get knocked up – her wallet she’s fucked and been so loyal to, will pay her off and find younger and hotter pussy – or she could kill herself…because no one would care……

She has since gone onto get pregnant, get a TV show hosting job, leveraging her life as a celebrity wife, which is a huge accomplishment for someone who was booking 3 jobs a year before the pregnancy…she’s more than just strategic with her pussy….or maybe her pussy strategy is why it all worked out…who cares..

She’s in Elle Australia, going international…and she’s got a new face, a less pug face, which for someone who lives by the pug….finds it sad…but makes her look like a better version of her terrible self…so thanks plastic surgery / injections / etc..this mom is better than ever…which biologically makes no sense – but thanks to science and does…

I wonder what the post pregnancy pussy looks like…that’s the before and after I’m more into..not that I’d ever be into Chrissy Teigen, she’s just ever present…like a herpes scab or hermorrhoid that just won’t go away, only more vile and annoying.

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen|SFW

2016

22

Dec

Paris Jackson Bikini Body of the Day

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Hey Michael Jackson fans, you know the annoying vocal assholes who came out of the woodwork and attached themselves to him – AFTER HE DIED…..and while he was living just called him a pedophile, because all signs point to pedophile, but that could just be the media and some kids he slept in the same bed with trying to take advantage of a kind, delicate, quiet speaking, once dark, then light, now dead, man….

He was the first major celebrity to take over social media whining, and I lost thousands of followers on twitter, not that I even had that many to lose, while live tweeting the funeral….oh to be middle aged again…

Well, this one’s for you, the heiress to his empire…in a bikini….to jerk off to…because people seem to be really into MJ and everything he “TOUCHES”….get it…she was a kid when he died…I know I know…that’s just crazy talk…he’d never molest a girl…

She’s in a bikini, living off the inheritance, not spending that money on fitness..but still half naked in a bikini…

Posted in:Paris Jackson|SFW

2016

22

Dec

Mariah Carey Weird Christmas Tree Erotica of the Day

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Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not becasue she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself but because she still exploits her tits shamelessly for attention…

Posing by her Aspen house and the insane over the top rich person tree she probably didn’t decorate but dictated like a cunty slave driver you assume she is….but don’t watch her reality show to figure out….with her TITS OUT…

It’s brilliant. Not a Christmas miracle…nothing exciting really…but any girl pulling her tits out for the sake of pulling her tits out – is what Christmas is all about.

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2016

22

Dec

Bryana Holly Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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If you read this site you’ll know that I hate catalog pictures, they are fucking boring, terrible, awful…the fucking worst….

But I do like them when they feature some fucking instagram model cunt and it’s some low level lingerie company…where she’s posing like a UK Glamour model in the early 2000s, or some Russian sex worker in Prague doing some slutty low quality photoshoot for some member’s porn site – you know what I’m getting at – you’ve seen these pics before and they were not top level, in fact they were exactly where you’d want some only famous for fucking a Jenner, who was early enough to Instagram to get an audience through slutty pics…I’d hate to see her actually succeeding….be the bottom feeding low level slime sucking pile of shit you were destined to be you GARBAGE hooker piece of shit…I’m just joking, I am sure she’s a lovely, friendly, kind, youthful and positive angel from heaven that I am sure at least one rich guy will hire as his wife, because really when you’re rich, love is always transactional….

I’d prefer if this trashy lingerie shoot was more ghetto and unable to afford photoshop to retouch the nipples and vagina lips…but I guess it’s 2016 and even the cheap / free instagram shoots know photoshop…bummer…it was her one possible redeeming hook…

Posted in:Bryana Holly|SFW

2016

22

Dec

Kate Upton’s Big Tits Did a Love Magazine Video of the Day

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I guess Love Magazine is running this right through Decemeber, with 31 videos, so we’ve got 9 more to go.

Thanks to trolling Instagram and following 7500 people like a loser who doesn’t care about his instagram ratio – since none of the people I follow follow me back…hell you don’t even follow me…you cocksuckers….and I get it, I’m not good a social media, I don’t hire “social media managers”…I just fucking randomly upload bullshit pretending to do my part to stay competitive and relevant in this shitty dialed in – online world…

Well….thanks to trolling instagram I’ve seen a few upcoming video behind the scene pics…and the biggest breasted of the bunch is Plus Sized model, big titty, Kate Upton….what day will they have her? Probably not Christmas…because everyone knows she’ll be eating all the goddamn food….too busy to post to her social media…which is the whole point of Love magazine recruiting all this heavily followed social media stars to be in their videos…

I assume Fat Ashley Graham will be in it also, because she’s everywhere, so dynamic and mobile for an obese women, but Kate Upton, is the plus sized SI model I am more Nostalgic about, because despite being fat…she was never marketed as fat – and thus…LESS annoying..

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2016

22

Dec

Alexis Ren for Love Magazine of the Day

Finally…a good, wholesome, Christmas inspired video for a Christmas advent calendar…

Love Magazine may be lazy, they may fucking suck, considering the ppl they work with, the budgets they have, they have no excuse…

But they put this girl, a girl with a great body, Alexis Ren, in a thong one piece…and have her doing ballet with a person in that T-Rex costume the internet was loving…and you create the closest thing to brilliance…and holiday cheer…all at the same time….and it’s so fucking easy, all of their videos shoulda been on this level of weird…but hot…with Christmasness.

This is the only video to date that has a Christmas vibe, a little Nutcracker in more than one way, becuase of the song, the dance, the performance…my testicles crying because they can’t cum to this Christmas….with Dinosaurs instead of mice….hot bitches half naked instead of nutcracksers and I approve of this Love Magazine video…

I guess in 22 days, this this is the one they did right, there were another 2-3 that were decent enough to watch….and 4 out of 22 is pretty fucking bad…especially considering the “talent” and budget they have…but the internet is lazy, they’ll watch anything….

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2016

22

Dec

Street Hooker Fight in Vegas and Other Videos of the Day

Cop Smacks a Chick

Omg – Dog Jumped Out of Moving Car – Broke Leg

Drive By Egging Fail

Handy man of the Day

Gas Cylinder Explodes in Russia Metro Station

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2016

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to a trendy bar – which I hate and I am suprised I was let in, but my friend needed to pick up cocaine, and knew the staff….so VIP for the homeless dude…I even got a free drink….

There were a lot of good looking girls – and I asked at least one of them if she wanted to sit on my face and tell me what they wanted for Christmas…I figured we had been talking for a minute or so and it was a good opportunity to smear my charm on her…and to my surprise…she told me I was disgusting…but took it…and laughed it off…but the group of lesbians chimed in and went into that whole safe space, misogynist, date rape bullshit…because they overheard my Christmas themed sexual harassment, which being Christmas spirited cancels out sexual harrassment….and as expected…I’ve concluded…Lesbians hate Christmas….because they don’t get filled with dick.

Here are some morning links…

What Makes Christmas Music – Christmassy
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Sluts in Sun Dresses Bending Over
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Big Sean’s House was Pretty Shitty – Good Thing he Sold It
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Is America – A COUNTRY
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NBA Player asks Girl to Show Him Her Tits
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Emma Stone in Rolling Stone Magazine
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Big Christmas Weiners
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Parrot Does the Google Sound
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Basketball Player’s Military Brother Homecoming
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HOT TITS OF THE DAY 😉
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Lazy Dog ROOMBA
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Underwater in Antarctica
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Top 10 Shows Based on Their Ratings…
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2016

21

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is supposed to be a massive leak of celebrity nudes – but I don’t care – because I don’t think naked celebs are all that exciting or any kind of miracle – they are all just a bunch of attention seeking sluts anyway – only high end, too expensive for my taste, and I’d rather look at gutter strippers naked – because I know for the price of a crack rock – they will suffocate me with their vaginas…

I left the house for a minute and realized that masturbating while Christmas shopping should be done in the changing room, not outside the changing room while waiting for girls who are barely 18 to walk out of the changing room in their new outfits for instagram…

I was going to buy my wife a Christmas gift since I am a romantic – and I live in her house for free off her disability check even though the only thing I hope she gets for Christmas is a stroke…so I figure I’ll use her money to get drunk and try to fuck girls I don’t necessarily want to fuck, because only fat girls talk to me, but will fuck because they aren’t her….

Tis the season….

Here are some stepLINKS….because it’s stepLINKS time of the Day that – the christmas time of year…

Terrifying Ripped as Fuck Girl
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Courtney Stodden is Slutting Out for Santa
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Sara Jean Underwood Tits…
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Paris Jackson Doing Some Bikini Shit
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Human Neistat Human Droneboarding
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photos
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Robot of the Day
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Jasmine Tookes – in Lingerie if you can Call it That it is Victoria’s Secret
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J.Lo and Drake – FUCKING – Living the Dream baby…
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Lena Dunham Regrets Abortion Comment
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Turkish Star Wars
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Pregnant Irina Shayk
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The Hidden Meaning of Wall-E
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Lais Ribeiro – Lingerie if you can Call it That it is Victoria’s Secret
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Howard Hughs Has a Dope House….Too Bad He’s Dead
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Liam Neeson – Auditions for Mall Santa…
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Snooki Looks Like This
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Elsa Hosk – in Lingerie – if you can Call it That it is Victoria’s Secret
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Josie Canseco – Topless
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Two Women Drive in a Hole
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Stretching babe of the Day
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Tallia Storm…in a Bikini
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Mexican Fireworks
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I JUST WATCHED THIS 18 YEAR OLD HOT MODEL I LOVE TALK ABOUT NOTHING FOR 15 MINUTES
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME for my NARRAATIVE of THIRD WAVE porno of the Day
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Two Girls – One Dildo
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Naked Chick – Anus
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Victoria’s Secret Does Santa Baby
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Cheerleader Of the Day
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Worst Porn Ever
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Big Tits…
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6 Minute Orgasm
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
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This is an Amazing Gift for Meatlovers and Vegans
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Another Amazing Gift Idea – Two Drinks One Cup…
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VAPE OF THE DAY
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Glass BONGS of the Day
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