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2015

05

May

Fergie on the Beach of the Day

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EXCLUSIVE: Fergie in bikini watches husband Josh Duhamel playing Volleyball

The highlight of my internet career is when I snuck into some Canadian Award show, probably 6 years ago, when Fergie still mattered and Lady Gaga was coming up, where I grabbed onto Fergie’s hand and looked her in the eyes…and told her…that we were soul mates…only for her security to pull me off of her…and for her Black Eyed Peas partner to punch Perez Hilton in the face…and for me to fondle Gaga’s ass when she didn’t know what was going on because she was sucking Perez Hilton’s pussy so hard…knowing she wanted his audience…

Since then, Fergie and I have never been reunited, or love unrequited, her ex meth addict face more haggard…and manly…her body…not quite what it was as she pushes 40 but still good enough for me…

I mean..girl’s a woman now..and she’s still got THigh Gap…

Take that Margot Robbie (see previous post)

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

05

May

Anja Rubik Does Flash Dance of the Day

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Anja Rubik is an amazing model…and here she is on the cover of what I’ll call an obscure fashion magazine because the name is so silly and robotic…doing the Flash Dance inspired pose…and for someone who has jerked off to the flash dance panty and a sweatshirt scene at least once…thanks to being a teen in the 80s…and more importantly…being a pervert who appreciates the art form…this is amazing…enough.

I mean I don’t get excited about bullshit anymore, but I dig this cover…now where are the rest of the pics…

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2015

05

May

Olivia Munn’s Scam Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Olivia Munn pulled one of the best scams in digital television…because right before the internet took the fuck over..TV was still semi-relevant and random stations like G4TV existed and needed to fill up the 24 hour window they had with content, so what better way than to have a TRL style show on nerd shit for nerds….and what better thing to do than cast an accessible “babe” to play up the nerd shit, like she likes the nerd shit, or cares about the nerd shit…because nerds are so fucking loyal, and having them as a fan base can carry her bullshit to another level of acting in movies…like she always wanted…because it’s the reason she moved to LA in the first place…

Well, nerds are loyal, her career is bustling, she’s an opportunist, and really who isn’t…and more importantly…she’s showing you how badly she needs to do squats…in what I assume is a before picture….for her fitness hustle…

I am not a fan..but then again…I am not not a fan…I just don’t give a fuck about this…and I dont think anyone else does either..

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2015

05

May

Tommy Pistol’s Pornstar Joke of the DAy

Here’s porn star Tommy Pistol, who we can safely say bangs countless girls on a weekly basis, because that’s what Male pornstars do, not that I’d love to fuck any of the girls he fucks, because porn girls disgust me, but to get paid less than women he fucks, is some convoluted shit..that I can appreciate as a feminist…

Ether way, here’s his awesome joke of the day…

Posted in:Videos

2015

05

May

Margot Robbie Dumpy on Set of the Day

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I remember when Margot Robbie was everyone’s boner motivation after Wolf of Wall Street, all thanks to good marketing…

Well, now she’s on a superhero movie and by the looks of it, it seems like her thighs rub together when she walks…

This is called Chub Rub and they have creams and lubricants for it, otherwise it can scar up, discolor and permanently be disgusting…so a lot of fat chicks where bike shorts…

Instead, a cocky Margot Robbie, who clearly doesn’t realize her thighs are thick…wears superhero underwear…because…she’s getting paid a million dollars to….chub rub or not…

GOOD TIMES>..

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2015

05

May

Miley in Underwear with Zoe Kravitz of the Day

Miley was in this video with Zoe Kravitz, because you know how these rich kids work, they all kind of stick together being rich…and when one of them decides to do a music video, they all participate to keep the viewers on them, because if they all go at this together, they can win pop culture, and I guess they have…

The good news is that popculture involves nudity, titty flashes and lingerie…

The bad news is that it is starting to get boring….repetitive and evne if Miley released a video of her shoving a fist up her ass while squirting…as three midgets licked it up….I’d be like “Whatever”…

Not sure if that’s a testament to how desensitized I am…or how desensatized we all are…

But the good news is, we all still want to see it, even we forget it a week later….

I mean…I don’t even save nudes girls send me anymore…I’m always looking for the next nude and the same goes for Miley’s slutty marketing stunts..

Here they are being a couple of entitled faggots at the met ball..cuz they are BFF obvs…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

05

May

Rihanna See Through Top of the Day

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Rihanna wore a see through shirt to the Met Ball, or to the Met Ball Afterparty…because Rihanna, like most girls, love to show their tits…it is a feminist movement of free the nipple…so girls can breast feed in public, or be topless in public like dudes…when really they should be fighting to masturbate in public while I watch..because that’s kinda what I am into now…much more than breast feeding..

Eitehr way, I think there could be far better causes for Rihana to get involved in…not that I hate her showing her tits…it’s just when you’re a emancipated Bajan worth 100,000,000 dollars…fighting for American rights to breast feed seems like it is just an excuse to show your possible child hooker tits….

I mean…women do have the right to vote, they do have the right to go to school, and really they can breast feed all they want where I am from, and doubt they’d get arrested for it…so keep showing your tits…but I know what you’re up to…and that’s showing your tits for the sake of showing your tits…and I guess that works for me…but works way better for her…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE MET GALA CLICK HERE

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2015

05

May

Kelsey is the Hipster for Purple Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know whether it is my low testosterone, or the fact that everyone is doing it, but these naked photoshoots with random girls, wanting to get naked, for what I assume is fashion, or art, or some other bullshit excuse to just get naked…is fucking boring…

They are all the same, girl on couch, girl in bed, girl on Beach, girl in forest…

It’s like tits can carry a project like Emrata, or Kate Upton…but give me more..

I mean have her juggling, or doing back flips, or being shot with paint balls, or anything…

Who needs another picture of another girl…they eventually all become the fucking same…

That said, here are the pics..

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2015

05

May

Hot Crazy Roommate…and Other Videos of the Day

Shoplifter Escape of the DAy

Awesome Driver

Dude Versus Neighbor Who Fucked His Wife

This Sea Worm Fucks me Up

Possible Suicide of the Day

Infected Penis of the Day

Indonesian Bird Smuggler Caught with Birds

Hypnotizing Sharks…

Koala VS Hospital

Elevator of the Day

Some Naked Boat Towing

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2015

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I’ve had a technical glitch in updating the site today…I call that glitch Cinco de Mayo, where white people do some racist Mexican shit drinking crushed ice Maragritas in Sombreros…like it’s fucking spring break…

I am drunk…it is 5 pm…I just at tacos and refried beans and here are the morning hangover dump…because real hangover mornings start at 5 pm…

Kris Jenner Picture of the Day
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Pogo Stick Champion of the World
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Big Fucking Tits
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Miley’s New 5 Million Dollar Home
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Huge Tits
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Jourdan Dunn Cleavage
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Sarah Jessica Parker Freaky Outfit
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Indiana Jones 5 is Happening
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Today in Tara Reid
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Emma Roberts is a Racist
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2015

05

May

Met Costume Institute Gala Highlights of the Day

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Here’s the highlight reel from the Met Gala….because this is the event people aren’t invited to…unless they are important…and people who aren’t invited to the event…are excited by the dresses people wear….

So Anne Hathaway, J.Lo, Gigi Hadid, Amanda Seyfried and the Mac guy, See Through Beyonce, See Through J.Lo, See Through Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry tits, Rihanna doing some Royal wedding at Caribana, Kendall Jenner in Green Side Tit….who gives a fuck..Miley Alien face…and Selena Gomez Back Fat….and other bullshit happened tonight…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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People ask me the most romantic thing I’ve ever done, seeing as I’m a creep who takes being a creep very seriously, they find it amazing that I’m capable of anything romantic…I mean provided I get them engaged in conversation long enough…usually they just ignore..

Well the most romantic thing I ever did was get a girl’s name tattooed on my inner thigh around the dick area..

Which isn’t really that romantic considering I didn’t actually get it for a girl I loved and wanted to remember forever…

I did it because I felt putting a fake girl’s name on my inner thigh would make any other girl I was with jealous and feel inadequate because their name wasn’t there….

I guess that’s not romantic at all..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Sara Jessica Parker at the Met Gala is Next Level Insane
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Monday in Thigh Gaps
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Forthe Star Wars Nerds
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Wet Kendall Getting Into Cars
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Gia Genevieve Huge Tits
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Kristen Stewart Fashion Shoot
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Jennifer Lawrence Tanned
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SLut of the Day
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The 30 Most Insane Mexican Food Related Crimes
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Bai Ling Nipples….
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Mini Spice Girl’s REunion
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Starwars Nerd of the Day
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Selena Gomez Cleavage
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Star Wars Fan Costumes Gone Seriously Wrong
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Hilary Duff Thick Legs
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Daniele Watts Ordered to Apologize to Cop She Called Racist
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Mayweather Punch Out
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THe People at the Mayweather Fight
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Zendaya in Harper’s Bazaar
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Charlotte McKinney’s So Disgusting
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Parking Job of the Day
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Bruce Lee Kid Freaks me Out
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Kurt Cobain Has a New Album
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Sand Coffee
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Ireland Baldwin is Done with Rehab
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The New PEnnywise from IT
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Melanie Griffith in Leggings
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Girls Acting Goofy!
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The Best TV Shows Within a Show
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Kristen Stewart in Tight Jeans
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Kristen Wiig Full Frontal
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Muhammed Cartoon Contest was a Clever Idea
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Beyonce Tits
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Julia Pereira Bikini
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Triumph VS Star Wars Nerds
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Nip Slip That Doesn’t Matter of the Day
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Shailene Woodley Nude
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Robert Pattinson and His Ho
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Useless Models at a Pool Party
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Eva Longoria in the Bridal Party..
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Gangsta Kid
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Maitland Ward is Ridiculous
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Angelina Jolie Buys Ice Cream
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Terrifying Tower of Crab
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Some Instagram Heat
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Some Big Fucking tits
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Robyn Williams Voices a Talking Dog
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Low Level Celebrity Tit Flash
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Creepy Fucking Worm…
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This Man Has a Way with the Ladies
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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Disgusting razilian Butt Video….Nice Tampon THough
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Naked Greek Slut
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Leaked Sex Tape
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Watch live hardcore amateur sex:
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Romance in Russia
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Nina has a Great Fucking ASs
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Kristen Wiig in Panties
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Libary Masturbation is a Trend
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Backseat Party
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Cartoons fuCK….
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This is a Pretty Clit Heavy Pussy
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Redhead and Her Perky Tits
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Rachel Reynolds is a Slut
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Sammie Pennington is a Slut
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Pornstars Without Maek-Up are Disgusting
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The Hottest Webcam
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Slutty Belly Dancing of the Day
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Sexy Massage
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Camping Video of the Day
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Rally Driver Gets Mooned then Crashes
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

04

May

Diddy’s Banned 3 Am Ad with Cassie Tit of the Day

Diddy strategically made a commercial with his girlfriend who we can assume he cheats on and who is just on his payroll..because I know girls who have fucked DIddy in his apartment…when his twin babies were in another apartment in the same building….with their baby momma who he was “dating” or marrid to at the time…before Cassie got into the mix…of being the hot as fuck girl..who knows if she fucks with Diddy the world opens up to her…and if that means stroking his head at night liek the girl I know who fucked diddy used to do…it’s better than working at Walgreens….

Either way, the ad is banned, Cassie is slutty in it…and looks awesome and that’s good marketing…because I never talk about Diddy, throw in some tits..and here I fucking am…

Posted in:Diddy

2015

04

May

Kim Kardashian Underwear Selfies of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a fat, slob in every sense of the term…you know a victim of the American dream…all lazy, and greedy and disgusting on all levels…who’s only legacy is how to whore yourself to brands on all levels…all while being shameless to the world…and more importantly…to herself and her own person…not that she has a soul..because she sold that too…

I mean the only good she’s done….is teaching young girls is that a sex tape is all you need to win…even though it is not all you need to win and very few girls with sex tapes win…but as long sa they think that…I can jerk off to their videos and as long as I can jerk off to their vidoes…as long as they aren’t Kim K videos…I’m good…

That said, she posted these pics of herself that look like screenshots of outtakes of her getting piseed on by black dudes at an inner city BBall game…

If you don’t like that, here’s Kylie Jenner, the young one with the booty implants….in line to take the throne from this one…. Eating of the DAy

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If you don’t like that, here’s Kendall, the other young one with a tranny dad, on the model kick, getting into a car in wet bottoms

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

04

May

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in Flair of the Day

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Here’s a perfectly timed boxing shoot, becasue boxing happened this weekend, which you already knew all about, because all of a sudden everyone in the world became boxing fans, thanks to social media and viral marketing…

People who don’t give a fuck about boxing, were watching boxing, like it mattered to them…all because it was the thing to do..

You fucking drones…

The model’s name is Edita…I’ve posted her pics a bunch of times before..she’s one of those nude models, who is actually a fashion model, who shows tits, in what I call Fashion porn, even though it’s not porn at all, because tits can’t be pornographic…they are the food source for our babies…I don’t see how could they be sexualized, or deemed inappropriate, when pure innocent babies use them to feed and survive…

Oh right…cuz I want to cum all over them..

That’s why…

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