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2016

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of the night wasn’t Hilary Clinton running for President. I liked the socialist better. It wasn’t Kimbo Slice the porn bodyguard and internet sensation dying. It wasn’t even staring at tits, or making girls send me butt shots that I try to direct from the comfort of my own house to include more anus…but rather it was Monday night, a great time to go to a bar because all the lame people with jobs don’t go out monday nights…

I started the night by sitting table next to the two girls in the place, in a completely empty bar to see what their reaction was, which wasn’t good. Rape culture hate creepy men. Uptight bitches…

The actual highlight was when a group of girls, who must have been legit midgets, but were dressed like normals….because they were all so fucking short…struggled to get onto the hightop chairs….one really struggled, her thong assed exposed thanks to the mini skirt she wore, because everything she wears has to be mini….hoping up and failing over and over until some homeless looking dude picked her up and dropped her on the chair like she was a little kid.

Yes, my life is pretty fucking uninteresting…but the alcohol…gives me strength to go on…

Here are some links…

FRECKLES ON BITCHES
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Epic Pogo Stick Stunts
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Nicole Kidman – Terrifying…
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700 Horse Power Camaro Catches on Fire
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Riley Keough Cleavage
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Some No Name Sluts in Bikinis
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Kate Moss and her Daughter in a Cover Shoot
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Bobby Brown Admits He’s a Bad Parent – How
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Girl Thinks DC is in South America…
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Ariel Winter Side Tit
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2016

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with nice weather is wanting to fuck every single girl who leaves her house half naked – not because you have no self control and can’t control yourself in that setting – but because they get mad at you when you stare at their tits and “objectify them”…while they are clearly just objectifiying themselves, otherwise my dick wouldn’t be telling my brain a whole different fucking story….

I’m not a sexual predator, but I probably would be if my dick worked…because today, I’ve seen at least 18 sets of hard nipples, for those of you who can’t count, that’s 39 nipples…three intense cameltoes and about 400 ass cheecks…and it’s not even that hot out…

How do actual sexual predators survive?

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Oh right, because you can’t blame a girl’s skirt for raping – it’s all on you for sexualizing her – she’s innocent and it’s your fault so make it better with some stepLINKS…

So Many Thigh Gaps
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Hilary Swank – Single…Who cares…
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Sarah Hyland – Cleavage
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Kate Hudson on Parenting.
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Cyclist Gets Instant Justice
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Bobby Brown Admits He Was a Bad Parent…
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Sara Jean Underwood Sucking Popsicle….
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Catholic Priest Slaps Kids
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Strap-Boob is a Great for Perverts with a Seatbelt Fetish
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Hero Plays Drums Stuck in Traffic
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#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause is the Hashtag of the Week
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Olivia Munn is Whore
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Angry Bear Charges Hunter….
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Richard Simmons – is About to Die
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Sharon Stone Tits
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Kelly Rohrbach TIts
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini
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Demi Rose is an Escort – Really? Shocking!
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Lindsay Lohan Boring and Bloated
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Some Throwback – to Teen Witch
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Left Lane Passing…
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Christina Milian Slut in Red
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Emily Rat Cow with her Rich Boyfriedn
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Two Birds Tug of War Over a Meat…
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Kate Moss Boring Photoshoot
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Slutty Girl Butt Shot…
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Bella Thorne White Sports Bra
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Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini
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Sarah Hyland Cleava
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Pregnant Candice Swanepoel…
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Some Chick Ashley James in a Sports Bra
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Bella Hadid Hard Nipples
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Hotel Key Opens Every Door! What the Fuck…
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Greer Grammer CLeavage
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Fitness Star in a Black Thong
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Megan Fox – Tight Dress
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DTLA Accident…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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The Caught Compilation
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Natasha Has No Pants
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Receptionist Rubs her Pussy
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Dildo and the Girl
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Naked Glamor Shoot
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Belly Fuck!
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Artistic Nudes!
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Greek Sluts
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Lindsay Pelas Bikini Run
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Dick Suck in Public
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

06

Jun

Shakira in a Bikini of the Day

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Even if her breasts are small and humble – she’s still Shakira in a bikini….nothing very exciting to me – but so famous on the international level, especially with the very fucking loyal hispanic community, she’s still masturbated to by more people than anyone should be masturbated to…and it would be negligent of me not to post these for you perverts….even if she’s too old for this kind of behavior…and a mom…but I guess that old rules of who can wear a bikini and who can wear a snowsuit to the beach – have changed as all these old bitches are about the two piece..and it could be worse, these could be pics of Amy Schumer…or other real fats who were never as hot as Shakira is now, even if Shakira now isn’t Shakira 10 years ago – even if that latin skin holds up to the elements…

What the fuck am I saying..I eat 50 year old ass that is actually disgusting on all levels, for all reasons an ass would be deemed disgusting – and Shakira ass busting out of shorts- is good at any age…at least when you’re Shakira…so take it in.

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2016

06

Jun

Hilary Duff’s One Piece of the DAy

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This Hilary Duff titty shot in a one piece bathing suit – should theoretically break the internet more than any dead gorilla or Kim Kardashian balancing a champagne glass on her ass for some magazine – because Hilary Duff has a massive audience of pervert dudes pushing 40 – who used to watch her on her kid’s show – and love her like some object of desire – all innocent….from an era when these girls wouldn’t do anything sexual in public at all – even thought they were obviously whores and they were some corporate controlled, morality clause contract holding, safe for everywhere puppets used to sell products to kids…SFW

She was the Lohan era, only she took the whole make as much money as possible – by branding herself – before getting married to a billionaire Hockey player and having a kid approach…instead of being a public drunken not hireable mess….

She’s old now, but was the wholesome Bella Thorne or Kyle Jenner or Ariel Winter or any of these other the underage girls who turned 18 in the media of today’s generation are….only today’s generation is anal and gangbang loving 12 year olds who grew up on internet porn…and social media whores…

But I guess she’s proving never too old to post up tits….gotta stay competitive and she’s not “that” old yet, not that she’d ever be “too old” to her creepy pervert fans who are in love with her…

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2016

06

Jun

Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking amazing…..Sure she was created in a lab, has a competitive advantage and was built from SCIENCE experiments, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, or just her Gay Biologist dad’s GOD COMPLEX, where Josephine Skriver is the first public GMO models…that none of you hippie non-GMO fucks are complaining about – because she looks like this…

I am less interested in her perfect nudes and more with the flaws of science, where she will either self destruct in the middle of a fashion show, or maybe just die of cancer – or have some of her limbs fall off – because that’s what happens when you play GOD Japedo…that’s what we’ll call her gay dad going forward…the puppet master…up on some Frankenstein shit…I want to jerk off to…

She’s great…

Don’t like that? What the fuck is wrong with you nerd? Well Nerd, How About her with a Light Sabre…that’s some Star Wars shit..

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2016

06

Jun

Rihanna See Through from her 100 Million Dollar Villa of the Day

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Rihanna is back on home turf and I guess to deal with the boredom of the ISLAND…we call it Island Fever…where there’s only so much sitting at staring at tropical plants, swimming in bathtub temperature water, drinking your fucking face off because you’re richer than god – you can do – without staging a photoshoot for your social media – as you “ground yourself” by being back home – where it all happened – where all the sex while underage with BRITISH rich men helped plant the seeds that created her empire….

From garbage man’s daughter, to bratty rich cunt, to this more pensive nipples on the internet – you know maximize that downtime bro.

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2016

06

Jun

Rita Ora Does West Hollywood Pool Prostition of the Day

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Rita Ora is either in her house, that she affords thanks to hooking, or some dude’s house she stays at thanks to hooking…because her big tits from the UK have no hit songs, but have been in LA for a few years doing the rounds…from relevant party to relevant party….dating relevant people to dating Bieber…all while showcasing her massive tits that we all know are more interesting than her actual singing abilities…because she pretends she’s a pop star, but is really just some instagram whore…so it’s nice to see her posing with her ass by the pool, rather than seeing her try to be the Next Rihanna, because that Rihanna impersonation is boring, especially when Rihanna is out there being richer, hotter, more famous and more successful..not to mention better, even with shittier tits…in a bikini HERE ….because she’s RIhanna and not the bootleg Rihanna like RITA ORA…

But she does look good – and ethnic enough to market to white people…I approve of this behavior.

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Maybe you’re more into her very small panties on what you’d assume was a much bigger vagina….

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2016

06

Jun

Amanda Seyfried in her Underwear for Elle India of the Day

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When I used to talk to Lindsay Lohan – this was a long time ago – she fucking hated Amanda Seyfried, which is exactly why you should all love Amanda Seyfriend…

This was around the time when Amanda Seyfried was stealing all of Lohan’s jobs, as the new, more talented, less risky to hire because she wasn’t a fucking crackhead like Lohan..but knowing that it affected Lohan personally made Seyfried a lot more interesting than her really boring public image. From dating Justin Long, to leaving her house in her pajamas, and not the good kind of pajamas, she just fucking sucked – and was so fucking boring – but throw her in a movie and she’d get naked to maintain credibility as an actress – when not in her shitty Disney-like teen romance movies..

The point is – I’ve seen her tits…and feel like we are in love, sure it is one sided love, between me and her breast…but one sides love is good enough as long as you’re the physically stronger one…

Do people even read this shit?

I guess Amanda Seyfried is taking on new markets like INDIA where she’s posing in her underwear –

I am going to assume these are old pics from ELLE Magazine years or decades ago….but India is the bootleg version of elle, recycle those images, they won’t know the difference..however they are a billion people deep and probably have budget to do their own damn photoshoots…

WHO CARES…I know, the fact I spend my day doing this seems like I do…but I don’t…really…

ALl this to say FEET!! For the foot fetishists I am trying to seduce into the site – because they are a loyal crowd.

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2016

06

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio, bores me…I mean she’s alright, for a top model that was marketed aggressively by Victoria’s Secret, but she was always a mid-tier level of hotness to me – but still hotter than Gisele…and the fact that she’s still doing it – while being a mom – is just weird to me because there is so much hot younger talent out there.

It’s like we have options, we don’t need to create celebrities out of these totally uninteresting characters. One percent of models have a personality that warrant a celebrity. That warrant an Audience. That deserve to keep on getting it…but for some reason…they always go back to the same ones…

I have never heard someone talk about Ambrosio like she’s the end all be all of life, I’ve never heard anyone excited for her – even WHEN SHE SHOWS HER NIPPLES …no one cares…yet she’s still in the media..

We need to stop this wasting of hot girls who deserve the media – by not giving it to the old timers. We get it, she’s Alessandra Ambrosio – who cares…I want new pussy fuck.

This is why Instagram wins…..

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2016

06

Jun

Hannah Ferguson Butt Shot for Instagram of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, that doesn’t really hold as much value as it did in the 70s and 80s before, but we can assume that Hannah Ferguson is either from a rich family, that’s why she can pursue her dreams working for free for the publication – as they don’t pay the girls…or she’s leverage the magazine to find another kind of family to support her – we call them SUGAR DADDY..

You know that even if she’s rich, or even if her family is rich, she’s not fucking everyday – regular guys… you need to have a specific bank balance to ride this ride….and the places SI takes her help find those people…obvously…

These women are so cheesy, commercial, boring…but they post generic butt shots from US Virgin Islands…where they also MURDERED lobster – like the little LOBSTER had no soul..and deserved to be eaten by her luxury living, superficial and materialistic tits…a pretty good way to go – if you ask me….

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2016

06

Jun

I love Rose McGowan’s Tits of the Day

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Rose McGowan represents a great set of tits that are up there with some of the more memorable tits from the mid 90s video store rentals I’d masturbate to….

I know she is more than just tits, like someone who is fighting for feminism, criticizing Hollywood for raping her paychecks, because I guess she’s “OVER IT”…calling X-Men abusive to women…doing all kinds of other weird SOCIAL JUSTIC stunts that we can assume is just making noise, using her celebrity to make change, or maybe just trying to generate attention to herself…she is an actor…but she’s just tits to me…great tits, some of the best tits, tits I would be friends with if she didn’t hate me for making fun of tits all day….

Here are those tits….

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2016

06

Jun

Constance Jablonski for Porter Magazine of the DAy

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Constance Jablonski is FRENCH FROM FRANCE…because there’s unfortunately French from other places, like my next door neighbor’s house, not that their french is actual french, it’s more of a painful chainsaw sound that smells like cheap beer, cigarettes, and semen…because French trash is into the JOY OF LIVING, which includes but is not limited to anal on the first date, that doesn’t need to be a date, but that can be an encounter…or a lap dance gone right…because these girls can fuck…and retain fit bodies, even when their faces – and teeth rot away…

Not that French from France girls are as slut, but I do know that they are topless on beaches, which is actually how I’d prefer my neighborhood french women – since tits are more fun to stare at than their broken down haggard faces…

Either Constance Jablonski…in a magazine…topless, not showing nipple…when she’s from France…I feel robbed…this is just rude.

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2016

06

Jun

Sienna Mlller Topless for Porter Magazine of the Day

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Sienna Miller used to be average at best actress who got into a lot of movies because of her willingness to get naked.

I would say there was one or two years that despite being average or best she was A-List….and hot as fuck….before fading into obscurity and being forgotten by the industry…

Never forgotten by me, or this PORTER magazine, because hot blondes with accents and what we can assume HERPES…may get older and less interesting, but they still have screenshots of them at their prime to reference…

I also appreciate all the throat and vaginal work put in to get to the top she was once on top of.. nothing a little CEPACOL throat spray #ad won’t numb your way through…the booze will numb the rest of you including but not limited to your dignity.

She’s great. I’m sure Jude Law, her ex has a different opinion, but to me…she’s still got it going on at 35.

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2016

06

Jun

Toni Garrn by David Bellemere for Elle France

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I thought I already posted these Toni Garrn pictures from Elle, by David Bellemere, because I remember writing some insane David Bellemere praise because I think dude’s taking the most interesting / edgy commercial photos and because his last name is stepmother – while I’m the stepfather…soul mates – Pause – No Homo – you know what I’m saying…dude gets top models naked…and makes big brands pay for it..

Not that Toni Garrn is a top model, but I’m sure her agrency that rented her to LEONARDO DICAPRIO – yes “THAT” Leonardo DiCaprio – where she played his girlfriend / beard – depending on who you talk to about Leo the Oscar winning lover…thinks she is…and I guess being in ELLE magazine topless, with edited out nipples, is pretty up there in terms of relevance as a model…it’s way more substantial than being in a fake instagram account that calls themselves a magazine…true story…

She’s in bikini, looks good, and if you’re wondering what puts his dick inside her german womb / asshole – his name is Chandler Parsons and is a NBA player for the Mavericks..because hoes like athletes and their money..

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2016

06

Jun

Adriana Lima Getting in Cars With Tight Pants on of the Day

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Adriana Lima is old, possibly menopausal, definitely boxy in her Victoria’s Secret fashion show walks, definitely not so bad when photoshopped, or when the very Catholic, but not too catholic to get nude for money, who was once rumored to be a virgin because of her faith, before having a series of kids before turning 30, destoying her body….as kids normally do..even when there is a multi million dollar contract on that body…something people forget when they are at the top of their game, they think it’s forever…and I guess in Lima’s case it is…because even when falling apart…she still out there doing it..fascinating…

But not as fascintating as how lifting a leg to get into a car makes an old ass perky…I call this the pose of the middled aged mom after her fitness class….

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