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2014

06

Oct

Yesenia Diana in a stepGIRL Hat for VeniceChicTV of the Day

Her name is Yesenia Diana and she’s in a stepGIRL hat – available at DrunkenSweatshop if you are like me…and like my friend at VENICECHIC TV who like to get girls in compromising enough positions for the soul purpose of having them stepGIRL themselves because being remotely associated with anything I do is a great accomplishment for all…at leas that’s what I tell myself when I cry reflecting on how hard I’ve failed at life…

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2014

06

Oct

Oh Canada Fail and Other Videos of the Day

This is my dream…

Topless Protestors in Colombia

Las Vegas Cop Showing His Showgirl Moves with a Cancer Patient

Ukrainians Throw Politician in the Trash

Gangster Ukrainian Soldier Stays Cool While Being Shot At

Drive Through Convenience Store in Ohio

The Woman Who Ate Lye from a Drink Machine in Utah

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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They're talking about me right? They even made signs about it! – Girls let me be your shoulder to cry on…in your bed #jesus #church #notyomkippurforthesepeople ??

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I have taken a vow of silence, that way I don’t have to have bullshit conversations with my fat wife, but that doesn’t mean I’m giving up typing…I am just too good at it, despite all the nonsense I say, typos I make, and well…the whole sucking at life thing…

Here is some TINDER Romance…from the other day…

I guess the next step in my love is to meet and document these special moments with these special women in my life…

In the meantime, Here are some links…

Some WTF Halloween Decorations
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Flashing the News!!
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Hot Fucking Selfies…
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Jessica Alba in a Sports Bra
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Dallas Ebola Patient’s Gonna Die Being the Guy Who Brought Ebola to America
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I Love Baby Elephants – Even When They Fall
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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
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Bai Ling is Amazing on the Red Carpet
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Danny Macaskill’s Ridge Ride
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Lohan And Oprah Together Again
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The First Trailer for American Sniper
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Devil’s Wheel At Oktoberfest
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Girls in Lingerie
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Some Amazing TINDER Profile Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Just Broke Victoria’s Secret Modeling of the Day

I’m pretty sure it is safe to say this is the best there’s ever been for Victoria’s Secret and their leaked behind the scenes bikini pictures…

Take it in…this doesn’t happen pretty much ever – but the industry is competitive now, and they are heading into Holiday season – gotta generate buzz and what better way than by using their star – the girl they imported from Africa and created…

I mean models showing tits isn’t exciting – it’s what they do – but Victoria’s Secret is such an archaic and Christian friendly brand…that the only way they could make it edgy is with “paparazzi” who were invited on set to shoot this…because even the most Christian of brands are a bunch of fucking perverts…who like tits, exploit women, and pretend that they don’t…because it’s all part of the scam….

Clever…amazing…it’s sunday night and I’m drunk…

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TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I like to be as historically accurate as possible when it comes to my sexting. Sometimes I like to throw in current events…..like when I sext with black girls – I bring up slavary, ebola, being in the ghetto…you know typical racist shit…Arabs I bring up beheadings…Jews…well we don’t fuck with Jews because they are sensitive…natives…you play “white man coming to rape and pillage their land”…and for some reason it turns every single one of them on and they go along with it. Now either I attract cool girls, or I attract freaks, or I’m just so good at making everything sexy…like this weekend…sexy…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Best Tinder Profile Photos…
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Mirror Selfies…
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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing Nipples
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Lady Gaga Disgusting Topless Pic…
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Pamela Anderson’s Tit
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Jessica Simpson Tits
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Abigail Ratchford Bikini
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Danielle Knudson’s Lingerie Photos…
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Slut Of the Day
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Victoria Beckham Cameltoe
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28 Hottest Pics of Gwen Stefani
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Top 10 Celebs With Jacked Up Teeth
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10 Kids Who Are Curious about Mannequin Anatomy
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Pregnancy Timelapse
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101 Celeb Instagrams
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Candice Swanepoel has a Nip Slip
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Colombian Woman Has a Potato Growing Inside her Vagina
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Jennifer Hawkins Australia Tits
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A Woman and her Cow
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Lauren Cohan Walking Dead Premiere
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Some Chick Licking a Giant Shoe…
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Laura Whitmore Long Legs…
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Edita Does Lingerie
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Naya Rivera Looks Jacked the Fuck Up
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Katherine Heigl Made Her Crew Strip With Her for her New show…
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Kylie Jenner is a Slut
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16 People Who Macgyver’d Their Way Out of a Sticky Situation
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Rihanna See Through in Malibu
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Krysten Ritter in Leggings…
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Today in a Bunch of Papaprazzi Pics
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Girls Sweater Weather
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Martine Brochard Naked in a Movie…
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Camilla Kerslake Big Tits
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Jessie J Slutty for Cosmo
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Kristina and Karissa Shannon Have a Birthday…
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Proof Hollywood Stars are Grown in a Secret Lab…
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Snapchat is Overtaking Facebook…
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Nicki Minaj in Vogue L’Uomo
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Car Selfies…
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Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage!!
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Kim Kardashian Forgot Her Baby in the Hotel…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Busty Viola Pours Water On Herself
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Naked YOGA
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Annalynne McCord Leaked Nudes
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Big Asian Tits
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Some Japan Greatness
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Tessa FOwler Got Tits
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Some Chick Named Zoe Kazan Leaked Nudes
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I Like the Outdoors
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Outdoor Sex
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Vagina Lickin
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Bush of the Day
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Busty Kitty Fingers
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Get Vapes!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Nipple Slip of the Day

If Pam Anderson pulls her tit out in public because it’s been all she’s ever been appreciated for, coupled with it being so numb from all the surgeries she has no idea what the fuck that thing is doing, it has a mind of its own, and the fact that she’s old, tired and everyone has already seen it – from Playboy to Sex Tape to…whatever else she’s done…naked…prior to being 100 years old – one of those well preserved from all the semen and modern science sluts – does it make a sound.

I couldn’t tell you – all I see is Hepatitis.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2014

03

Oct

Emmy Rossum in Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr’s Dress of the Day

Here’s boring Emmy Rossum, all Jewish face for the Jewish Holidays – the aspiring actress who decided to get naked for a cable show and now suddenly matters, at some event, showing tits – in a dress that looks like it is in trend because these tricks also wore something similar…

Selena Gomez….

and Miranda Kerr

Small tits be everywhere…I guess these small breasted implant babes don’t realize that this is the year of the ass…and being someone not into tits I guess it is ok….It’s like so much little cleavage…

TO SEE MORE OF EMMY CLICK HERE

TO SEE MORE OF SELENA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2014

03

Oct

Iggy Azalea Shit Her Pants of the Day

Hey Look, Iggy Azalea just shit her pants…oh no those are just her ass implants that are in leggings to lure black men to fuck her and help her gain credibility in the hip hop world – so that she can make little white suburban girls stripper dance around America…and there’s not much amazing about this – but I’ll still look because it’s the Ass era…and this is apparently a trophy ass – that I find pretty shitty – but that black guys want to sniff out…and knock up and even film….

All I want to know is where – is the sex tape…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2014

03

Oct

Selena Gomez has a Dad of the Day

Based on her attention seeking and overactive and involved manager mother, you would think that there was no dad in the picture. You know single mother and her daughter sucking dick to get famous and live their dreams…

But apparently – Selena Gomez has a dad and it seems like they are pretty close…

I’m talking the first porn I saw in the 80s that I remember was an incest porn about that dad fucking the daughter in a trailer park in Georgia…

It was called SHARON , it was about the sister jealous of her other sister who the dad fucked….you know the insecurity complex of being the daughter daddy doesn’t molest…pretty good stuff.

It was filled with great lines like “You sure didn’t learn from your mother”…and “that’s the stuff that made you going back in you”…and during a threesome with his bowling buddy said “cum in her ass, I don’t want no bastard grand babies”…It was a film that shaped me as a person…and this picture of Selena and her daddy reminds me of that…

Posted in:Selena Gomez