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2014

10

Oct

Gavin Bond’s Xenia Deli and Sloveig Mork Pics of the Day

His name is GAVIN BOND and either he’s a great photographer or he gets access to babes like one of the best out there, Xenia Deli…

Sure Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…but the only meat sandwich I want when looking at her is hiding in her panties…a sandwich I would eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a fucking snack. I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before, but it’s friday and when a babe is named after a DELI, I have limited options…I mean why am I even writing anything about her – just look at the fucking pics asshole – that is why I posted them.

Her friend’s name is Sloveig Mork..another insane name for an insane body…I mean I love these immigrant girls…especially half naked.

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2014

10

Oct

More from the Emily Ratajkowski in Cosmo Shot of the Day

There are a few things I find funny about Emily Ratajkowski. One being that before she got famous, she used to tip me off on her posts, personally, to get me to do posts on her. She was an up and coming nude model with a dream – and she shot with a bunch of people I know. I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just find it amazing that it actually worked for her…what a good set of tits will do for a girl – is remarkable..I mean I am sure there was some sex to get ahead lateral career moves also – like when she banged Kanye a lot…but it’s all part of the process..

So here she is for Cosmo…now that she’s a big actor…even though she’s still posting lingerie pics on instagram – because I guess it is all she knows. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks…or you can’t take the whore out of the whore…whatever it is – her eshe is for cosmo…

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2014

10

Oct

Izabel Goulart Upside Down Fitness of the Day

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#BodyByIza Starting my day literally upside down!! Fun!! Working out my core and strengthening the muscles! #BodyByIza Começando o dia literalmente de cabeça para baixo !! Fun !! Malhando core e o fortalecimento muscular!! #motivation #foco #fortalecimento #body #fit #workout #healthy #lifestyle #nonstop #justdoit

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If you’re looking for some fitness tips, just tune into bikini model Izabel Goulart’s instagram page, where you will learn absolutely nothing about fitness, or even an exercise routine that will help you get to your ideal weight – but you will learn everything about a slow motion, lean model body in skimpy clothes doing semi-erotic moves…sometimes, like this time, upside down…and as far as I’m concerned – this is porn…

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2014

10

Oct

Top 10 Elle Fanning is Young at a “Young Ones Event” of the Day

So here’s Elle Fanning at some event – wearing a crop top, bikini top, possibly inappropriate top at some event…

I mean I wouldn’t want my 16 year old daughter dressed like this, especially with all the perverts out there…..

Maybe it’s just fashion, maybe this is the style, maybe it is perverted of you to sexualize a girl for showing off her stomach dressed cute at an event…

The fact is that these underage girls are trouble, social media and the internet makes them terrorists in their own right, because they can post bikini pics all day and have you not have nay fucking clue…because their parents aren’t around to police them…

I mean I leave the house, I see the shorts these girls wear…and I’m a desensitized impotent asshole who like weathered girls in their late 20s…and I find it inappropriate…so to some pervert freak like you – it must be torture to leave your house…

Either way, here’s some Elle Fanning at an event.

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2014

10

Oct

Taylor Swift’s Skinny Legs of the Day

Here’s Taylor Swift on TV showing off her skinny legs – this is what happens when girls start dating or in her case “BFF-ing” models. Now, I have a skinny leg fetish, there something that makes me want to crawl up skinny legs and build a fort in their warm most crevice where those skinny legs meet – whether the girl’s legs are well-traveled, you know been explored by at least a dude a month – or not…but I can’t get into this because she’s doing some Ichabod shit with her face…

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2014

10

Oct

Today in Jennifer Lawrence Nipples of the Day

I think these are the first appearance of Jennifer Lawrence nipples since the nude pics happened….and for some reason I find her more interesting to look at…

Maybe because I know she’s a real person now, or at least one I don’t mind looking at naked, or maybe it is because her nudes have led me to develop very strong friendships with her lawyers…

Maybe I know that celebrities love themselves and the attention and that she was hardly ashamed of these nude pics, she’s just pretending to be – because it’s good for business, or her brand but rather loves every second of it…because they are exhibitionist…

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2014

10

Oct

Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her…

That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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2014

10

Oct

Precious Muir Vagina Flash of the Day

Her name is Precious Muir and I guess she just got a wax and felt the need to show the world in a “I don’t give a fuck” even though this is fully staged – kind of way…

It’s the old “show them your labia and they will google you and maybe even follow you on instagram because you are low level and need any stunt you can get to get noticed”…

It’s a tactic I encourage all girls to participate in, but I will say that it probably won’t make you famous – society sees too many vaginas now, everyday – everywhere, co-workers are passing around their vagina pics, kids in the same class are passing around vagina pics, the whole world wants the whole world to see their vagina pics – so Precious Muir is a dying breed in an archaic publicity stunt – that if this was 2004 – would have ended in a reality show…but now just gets a post on DrunkenStepfather…not really a win…for anyone…

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2014

10

Oct

Iggy Azalea’s Concert Pic of the Day

Iggy Azalea is a bootleg rapper, popstar, who doesn’t write her own music, but has attached herself via her vagina to as many black rapper dudes as possible and has in turn become very popular, at least with white suburban girls – especially the fat ones -because she is living their dream, giving them a voice, and all that bullshit..

She has a sex tape out there, a stunt I am sure she created, she’s from Australia and claims to have been a stripper, I am sure there is more to this story as no investor would ever put money into a stripper from Australia, they just aren’t reliable people. It’s all a facade, an image, a fake as fuck fabricated lie…

But she masturbates on stage and I can’t see how that could be bad for the 16 year old girls obsessed with her…I mean I’m sure it wouldn’t lead to them being inspired to do illegal shit themselves – because historically kids are never influenced by their idols…right?

All this to say…Iggy Azalea is the worst…

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