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2014

20

Oct

Elsa Hosk’s Instagram Creep of the Day

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Goodnight from the beach ???? #GQ @gomillionandleupold

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model, a lot like that Volvo the neighbor with the 12 kids who like skiing and Vermont related things has, only not she’s not from the mid-80s…and the only ride I’m into with her is not in her Volvo…but in her VULVA…you see what I did there…right…I’m a pervert…

She’s the kind of Swedish import that I wouldn’t mind transporting on the roof of my car, and assembling in my basement, to house my collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist…or meatballs..maybe I should talk about meatballs…and fish..Swedes love fish…
and I love Elsa Hosk…

So that’s why I’m creeping her instagram…Here she is working out…

Here are some of her pics…

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2014

20

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Jean Shorts of the Day

In totally uninteresting news…Kim Kardashian wore a pair of ridiculously tight cut off jean shorts with some backless shirt, that made me really question why her ass and the implants she clearly has are celebrated, or why anyone would want to really stick their dick in this skin diaper looking science experiment gone wrong…it also made me question how the hell she even got herself into these…I feel like watching her get dressed would be a lot like watching my wife put on shoes…a real struggle…because when you’re obese even in target areas like Kim K…the struggle is real..

All this say, she’s a pornstar who achieved mainstream success – Aka an inspiration to girls everywhere who send me nudes – so I don’t hate her…I just hate this ass.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

20

Oct

Drone VS Topless Tanner and Other Videos of the Day

NYPD Arrest Hipster Subway Musician

NYPD Talk a Suicidal Dude Off the Brooklyn Bridge

Old Man Boxes Young Guy and Wins

Cops Arrest Annoying Girl

Chinese Man Abusing Camel

A Fuck Her Right in the Pussy

Man Falls in the Water During a Live Interview

Mexican Saves a Man from his Burning House

Little Kid Smokin’ of the day

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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And I can't even name one Squad that's keeping up ???? @moon_gypsy_ + @laura_ava ???? COMING SOON

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The best thing about tinder is that the girls who swipe right on the masked man with a semi-erotic soft core pornographic – in appropriate profile…is that they all seem to have a being kidnapped fetish…

Now I don’t have a kidnapping fetish, but apparently, I think girls who have a kidnapping fetish are pretty amazing..but then again, I think any girl who is less than 300 pounds is amazing…even the crazy ones…because they are all crazy ones.

Here are some links..

Chainsaw MAsacre Prank
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Woman Gets Arrested After Being Stuck in a Man’s Chimney
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Vivica Mitra – Water WHore
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Pizza – Or – Boobs…
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Stephen Collins Won’t Be Charged With Child Molestation
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Beyonce Legs
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Kim Kardashians’s Shorts are Ridiculous
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Cats that Won’t Be Olympic Gymnasts
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Weatherman VS Dog News Blooper
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Top Drunk J Crew
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Alfonso Ribeiro with Some Dancing Ass
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Glan Campbell’s Final Song/Video is Pretty Intense.
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Top 10 Celeb Instagrams of the Week
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Redneck Couch Moving…
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The Deflated Christmas Butt Plug Happened
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14 Sexy Inanimate Objects!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t tell a suicidal person that “mental health is all in your head…”, it wouldn’t prevent them from killing themselves but it will make them want to kill you along with themselves for dropping a bad joke…

Don’t tell a suicidal person when they say “I wish I was anyone but me”…that you wish you were a Pug because pugs are so majestic….

Don’t tell a suicidal person when they are ready to make the move that if you were them you’d choose carbon monoxide…like recommending a restaurant…

Do tell a suicidal person to send you their final nude so you possess their legacy…

What it comes down to is that life is a joke, I laugh at it, and dealing with suicidal or depressive people works totally against my overall “everything sucks, I hate people, but I’m sticking around to watch, because dead is dead and should be something for old people, and why girls to hashtag on the internet”…

So don’t kill yourself this weekend…even if it means coming back as a pug…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras….
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Blake Lively is Fat
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Adrianne Curry Naked
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Vanessa Hudgens And Ashley Tisdale Merge Leggings
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Vivica Mitra Bikini Turns Heads Pimping Water and Making Friends
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12 Shadows the are Misleading….
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Jennifer Lawrence Hates Hermaphrodites….
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30 Most Embarrassing Halowwen
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Ashley Tisdale Workout Gear….
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60 Times Rebels Ignored the Rules
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Iggy Azalea Preps the Camel Toe for War
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17 Satisfying Displays of Justice….
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Micaela Schaefer Body Painted…
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Bulldog Riding a Motorbike Waves at a Passing Biker…WHAT?
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10 Things You Should Never Wear in your Online Dating Profile
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Bregje HEinen Hot for the Lame Pieces of Shit Still Holding on at Maxim
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Funny Photoshops
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Dane Cook Has Boned Hundreds Of Groupies, So Says Dane Cook
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Girls in Beanies….
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Kendall Jenner in Leggings of the Day
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Being Stoned in the Grocery Store
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Kristen Stewart is So Cool
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10 Pics of Classix Cartoon Characters Experimenting…
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Noomi Rapace Pokies!
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Jaime King in Yellow
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How To Get Rid of the Hiccups
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Beyonce Bangs Jay Z
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Lady Gaga Pokies
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Nadine Leopold Bikini
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Kelly Brook’s Big Legs in Shorts….
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Inventive Smuggler Attempts to Hide Meth in Candle Wax
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Rachel Finch at Some Photoshoot
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Blake Lively Pregnant
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Adrianna Curry Naked on Instagram
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Irina Shayk’s Ass in Leather
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Rosie Huntington White Pants…
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Random Hands in Ads….
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Bregje Heinen Sizzles In Maxim
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Girls Taking Selfies….
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Johnny Knoxville Isn’t Mad at the Frat Bros Who Slipped Him Ecstasy
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Daphne Joy and Her Cleavage of Joy Host Hottie Even at the Cosmo
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Kylie Jenner Lookin Hot…
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Glenn Close Grew Up In A Cult
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Violet Erotica Plays With her Tits….
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Out of Water Titty Gif….
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MMA Fighter Ronda Rousey Is All Kinds Of Hot
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Lauren Cohan Is Hot…
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Tits in Water
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Dude Running Around Pulling Down Innocent Pants…
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Locker Room Voyeur
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Girl Fucks Herself with a Shoe
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Big Tits Spread Pussy…
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Oct

Iggy Azalea’s Cameltoe and Butt Implant of the Day

Here’s Iggy Azalea demonstrating what getting butt implants that you don’t have enough skin – does to your vagina – it pulls the lips back and spreads you out like you were some chick trying to see her uterus in the mirror for..

I guess that coupled with being and fucked by black guys repeatedly to be considered “hip hop”…you know part of the crew…

It makes the motherfucker eat yo’ shorts…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2014

17

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Hiding Her Face While Showing Her Booty of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens hiding her face while leaving her workout, because she’s been working out, probably tired of being called Vanessa Pudgens, back when she was pudgens…and what she doesn’t realize is that when in shorts like that..she’s giving the paparazzi all they need, or all I really need, because I don’t give a fuck about her face, I’m all about her ass, or any girl’s ass for that matter…

I mean maybe she’s pretending to be shy for using The Fappening as an opportunity to release and relive her nude pics leak, to show people she has leaned how to wax and has learned how to take nudes..you know to change the pace of all the torment people like me always go back to reference…you know the thing she could never put to rest, that kept resurfacing in anything she did…finally looking her hottest, even when covered up…I mean those strong legs can do damage…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

17

Oct

Babes Rockin’ Into The AM of the Day

A few days ago I posted these THESE PICTURES OF stepGIRLS/a> in INTO THE AM clothing…

It got me thinking that raving or this whole EDM thing is so massive it’s insane.

Not only are DJs I know, who used to make 100 dollars a gig getting 40,000 dollars a night with their robot thanks to autism music…but hoards of people, we’re talking busloads are showing up to these all night events and festivals, getting freaky…all dressed like circus freaks..I want to have sex with.

It is weird for me, because I used to go to raves, not for the drugs or music, or the underage people who couldn’t get into actual clubs, but for the ability to drink until 10 am…because I was never into doing drugs…because drugs are bad and designed and distributed by the government to brainwash people…but any excuse to drink all night worked for me…

You see the the raver weirdos of yesteryear were all a bunch of crackhead trolls…but the ravers of today…are the normals of yesteryear….the everyday babe who wouldn’t be caught dead in a rave…dancing on speakers in panties..and that is a good thing…if you like hot girls dancing…and I do.

So here’s a bunch of pics of some rave chicks in their INTO THE AM because you gotta love girls staying up past their bedtime..ready to grind.

Check out INTO THE AM Clothing a href=”/out.php?http://www.intotheam.com/” target=”_blank”> HERE and Remember – Drugs are Bad…

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

17

Oct

Kid Richards Amazing Babe on Film of the Day

Here is and interesting shoot by my new favorite Portugal based photographer named KID RICHARDS , who is taking a little initiative and saying to the world that he’s actually a photographer, because he shoots on film, and archaic technology that requires actual skill and experience to generate awesome images, that need to be scanned to the internet to be seen by all of us…and I respect that in a world filled with instagram photographers and Digital camera technology that does 99 percent of the work – I get in this fight with photographers all the time, they never will admit it though…

So it takes someone to bust out the film, like a hipster teen girl at urban outfitters, and do something different with it…so for that reason alone I dig this KID RICHARDS …but throw a naked girl in bed holding a fluorescent light into the mix…and he becomes all that much better…

Good things to come from KID RICHARDS

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