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2016

03

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Ass on Set of New Underworld Movie of the Day

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I was friends with a nerd a long time ago…not good friends but it was in the era of nerds becoming cool and I was hanging with him before that happened….he went onto ripping of DrunkenStepfather and starting another celebrity blog that he made millions on and sold for millions and is probably still a fucking socially awkward freak but with lots of money that we can only hope has got his weirdness laid…

Well, it was the DVD era, when people bought DVDs and he would go to the shop every Tuesday to get the latest releases…I made the mistake of going with him once…it was the special edition release of Underworld, he already had the original release in multiple copies, and motherfucker spent 40 minutes going through each and every one on display to pick out two, one to watch and one to store and whenever I post on the amazingly aged Kate Beckinsale – I think of that guy and his relationship with Kate Beckinsale….which was clearly very fucking unhealthy…and I guess when you don’t fuck real girls, and Kate Beckinsale looks the way she does it’s almost justified, creepy but justified…to people who over rationalize their obsessive compulsiveness…

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This is how you all feel about this…

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2016

03

Aug

Cara Delevingne and Margot Robbie in Love Magazine of the Day

This is the fucking worst…These are two of the most overrated cunts in entertainment…and they are dressed like another overrated cunt in entertainment…

Suicide Squad is in theaters, it will make a fucking ton of money, but the initial reviews is that it’s dog shit, that it was better off as a trailer and investing in the whole movie was just idiotic, not that the producers care, they’ve already made their money back – and will be making sequels – they know people will still go – even if it’s just a pile of shit with top paid actors getting paid top dollar….that is just the world we live in…

Movies are competing with instagram, internet, snapchat…no one wants to go to the movies to pay money when they can get shit for free at home and not be shot…plus porn ends in orgasm…going to the movies just ends with “why do I bother going to movies”….

I don’t know if there’s salvation for movies, will theatres survive, I’m thinking no…I’m hoping no, because Hollywood is filled with cunts – who self destructed due to greed with heads up their asses unable to realize where things were shifting….

Point being, Cara Delevingne is in the movie, Margot Robbie is the star of the movie, and Love Magazine is latching like an orphan Indian baby on a dog in the bombay slums for any nutrients possible…trying to survive…because featuring these overrated twats makes their account more worthy…

TO SEE THEM LEAVING THE HOTEL TOGETHER LIKE A COUPLE LESBIANS WHO ARE AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD>.. CLICK HERE

Or here’s some Margot Robbie nipple…

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Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Margot Robbie|SFW

2016

03

Aug

Em Rat Cow – Still Busty of the Day

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Em Rat Cow’s still got tits, they are actually running the fucking show, they are the ones in charge, they are the boss, you can tell by how she dresses and how they make an appearance in 99 percent of the things she does…the rest of her is just an average at best, but at least it’s not fat, host body for those tits…

I am a firm believer that Em Rat Cow is done, I know she’s got some new movies in the works on IMDB, and I know she’s got that massive social media following and will always be able to monetize that, because people don’t just mass unfollow people, proven by the Kadashians everyone fucking hates…

So Em Rat Cow will be around for the rest of her life, but I just don’t think she’ll ever matter much more than the tits…the glorious tits…they are great tits…and you can hate on her, laugh at her, realize she’s an insecure loser who needs to feel validated…but you can’t deny the tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – IF YOU ACTUALLY CARE CLICK HERE

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2016

03

Aug

Ebonee Davis and Her Big Black Tits of the Day

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Ebonee Davis has great fucking tits. She’s really fucking hot. I am a fan and yes, I am a black lives matter activist- especially when they look like this…

I have always had jungle fever – are you allowed to say jungle fever in this era of non-racism – where our words are being so controlled and analyzed it becomes racist in and of itself…and takes away from the American Experience….

Instead of letting us all be free to call wanting to fuck hot black chicks whatever the fuck we want….especially when the fantasy is consenual sex and not plantation owner rape….and I know Ebonee Davis isn’t actually from the jungle, she’s probably more likely from the dessert, or from the beach in the islands thanks to her ancestors that were brought there for sugar…it’s just a fucking expression…all you fucks with your oppressive anti-generalizing – who don’t realize that equal rights doesn’t mean I can’t call someone black…or tits…or whatever the fuck you want to call a girl with great tits

If you want to see her topless from 2013…. CLICK HERE

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2016

03

Aug

Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy

I just saw that Kate Bosworth was in Montreal the other day – and I stupidly didn’t know this before she was here – and I didn’t go profess my love for her by throwing my semen at her – before getting arrested because semen is a controlled substance that you’re not legally allowed to throw at people – even if you’ve been saving it up in a jar next to your bed since you first saw Kate Bosworth in whatever it is she was first in….only to have her drop charges after tasting it and realizing it’s sugary goodness…making her addicted to my sperm and hiring me as her sperm factory she locks in her pool house making her a shot a day….because that’s the kind of fantasy I have…

I like that she’s skinny, I like her legs, her face, she is what all girls should look like, so if I ever made billions and could build a woman producing lab in my basement…we’d factor in a little bit of this in the design…

She’s old and still looks like this…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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2016

03

Aug

Kendall Jenner’s Garbage Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is garbage, like her dad’s dick that he’s announced he is chopping off for his gender reassignment surgery – he’s committed to getting done in September – because he’s tired of being called a fair weather tranny, or a cross dresser and wants the real female experience, where his dick is slit into some kind of orifice, where his dick head is made into a clit that still shoots loads since they don’t remove the prostate – making his woman experience very different than any female I’ve experienced, but close enough, a parody of a woman maybe…but let him play make-belief while everyone buys into his nonsense, gives him support, because that’s politically correct to not mock trannies – even when they are cut from a terrible, the worst, family cloth…..but making fun of their vapid, barely hot – but skinny “model” daughter who can push product….is ok….

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2016

03

Aug

Chanel Iman Gets Down for Cropover Barbados of the Day

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I guess Rihanna was out in Canada for Drake’s music festival, so she had to get a stand in to be her during Bajan Caribanna – that they call CROPOVER and hot girls get dressed half naked and dance around like vegas show girls – a reminder that not all cultural experiences are things you can’t jerk off to….but as someone who has been to Barbados knows – none of the local hookers look anything like this – they aren’t Victoria’s Secret models, but rather obese…unless you get them like Rihanna’s owner who recruiter her off the island at 14….before they make 10 babies by 18 and fall apart…

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2016

03

Aug

Mischa Barton Bikini Showering of the Day

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Mischa Barton was a girl who didn’t shower for a long time – she was all greasy and fat and disgusting. She looked like she smelled, was half dead or dying, and throughout those years of her self destruction – I still would have had unprotected sex with her using my tongue…I didn’t care the outcome, she was Mischa Barton and thus lovely…

Well, she got her life together, rehab maybe, dancing with the stars whipped her into shape, even if it was actually a sign that she was dead, suicide had happened, acting career over at 32…or however old she is….

And now…she gets to post bikini pics, proving she showers, that once cured of addiction, showers happen, but more importantly proving she’s not fat and sloppy, and proving tI was right all along in thinking I want to tongue her ass…because I want to tongue her ass…even if it tastes more like soap…that rotting flesh and fec

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Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2016

03

Aug

Rachel Yampolsky Nude for Lions Magazine of the Day

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I am guessing that Model Rachel Yampolsky is barely a model, but rather an instagram model, who happens to have agencies represent her, because she’s hot, and why not sign her, it’s not like it costs money to do, if anything they charge her for portfolio pics and her leads not that she cares because it gives these girls credibility..

Well, it turns out that she’s taken the route of all instagram models who matter, and got herself naked for Photographer and magazine no one cares about…there are just too many of these magazines and fake magazine accounts to keep track of…and the same goes for the models…

But whether she’s relevant or not, making money or not, the next big thing or not…she’s naked…and that is always something I encourage and would like to participate in…with my mouth, fingers, and even my micro clit sized penis…if I can make it work…I can never make it work..

All these garbage caliber people, scared to get real jobs, so they moonlight doing this, living that dream…

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2016

03

Aug

Girl Refused Bathroom – Pisses on Counter and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Guy on the Plane

TOpless WOman Beaten in Public

Swimming in Phoenix

Refugee Brawl

Birds Catch Fish Mid Air because they are Birds

Soccer Ball Ninja Girl – Looks Fake

Cop in Taiwan Gets Chopped for Giving Out Ticket

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

03

Aug

The Girl Who Falls on her Face to Become an Instagram Model of the Day

I find this Paige chick interesting for two reasons – besides half her pics being her in her bikini showing off her ass like an average at best Instagram whore who wants to be an Instagram whore and who found an angle to be an Instagram whore and that angle is to mock being an Instagram whore whole being an Instagram whore. It’s some inception shit….but I like that she displays how basic a concept you need to get seen – falling all over the place aggressively so it counts – and I like that she’s not taking herself too seriously, even though we know putting this together was serious and she works it serious in a calculated way and I like that she’ll probably end up in movies all because of this stupid elementary school prank. It worked for Jimmy Fallon – his existence is elementary school bullshit because ultimately people are fucking retards… On both ends of the spectrum…the shitty content producers – the others…following and believing this shit…

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In and Out…

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Some other Video…

That’s enough of that…

Posted in:Paige Ginn|SFW|Videos

2016

03

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The power is out here, so I went back to sleep, why bother over exerting myself, it’s not like these idiots I write about are going anywhere – right?….

I hate when people talk about my dreams. It’s one of those things that makes me want to choke out my fat wife who is always dreaming about catching the Hamburglar or some shit….but last night I had a dream that I was swimming and my already tiny clit dick, which is like a dick clit but the man version – fell off and I had to dive down looking for it – until I died…probably because it’s already dead..

What does it all mean….dream experts…tell me about my dick dreams…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…..

Dimples – a Target for your Cum
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Crazy Whale Right Up on a Boat
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Leo is a Joker as he Dances with Nina Agdal
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Pablo Escobar’s Wealth Visualized
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Jared Leto’s Joker is Getting Bad Reviews…
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Fat Chick Modeling of the Day
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Ikea Says No to Kanye
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Some Slut in Skimpy Bikinis
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Sara Jean Underwood – Still Whoring
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Patton Oswalt on His Wife’s Deaths
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A Girl and All her Bikinis
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Street Performer Covers Matisyahu Song
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2016

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in a world where you can’t call a girl a slut – if she’s a slut – but she can call you an asshole for being an asshole…

We can’t call Melania a slut, because it’s slut shaming, and shouldn’t be a factor in choosing a President, but apparently, either is actually listening to what the president is saying because dude just talks nonsense and sounds like he has no idea what he is saying, he doesn’t even practice, it’s used car sales man with less conviction – and it’s working…

We can’t call Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit a pantsuit – because it’s a suit…and we live in a world where SUITS have no gender…

Inclusion, Equal Rights…as long as you don’t have an opinion….

I guess what I am saying is – the world is a terrible place….and there are sluts everywhere…and I love it…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on Clothes is a Fetish
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Britney Spears Forgets Meeting Taylor Swift – Hilarious
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Bear Grylls and Jonas Brother Doing Weird Gay Shit
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Hauiley Baldwin Isn’t Cute – Even When Braless
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Hottest Chicks on The Weed Feed This Week! Smokin babes!
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Lindsay Lohan Smoking for Two
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1000 Musicians Do David Bowie
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Vanilla Ice – Missed his Flight – THE VIDEO
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Katie Holmes’ Ass a Black Mane Fucks
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Jessica Alba – Still Hot
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Superman has Kim Kardashian’s Ass
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Scotta Baio VS Rose McGowan Twitter War
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Rachel McCord – Bikini – surfer
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Pixie Lott – LEGS
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Severe Floods in Ellicott City
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Chloe Grace Moretz Fat in a Leggings
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Steph Seymour’s Weird Gay Son Skipped Out on 28 Dollar Cab
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Channing Tatum is the Mermaid in the Splash REmake
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Creating a Supercar from Scratch
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Charlotte McKinney Pregnant in a Tight Dress
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The Teen Choice Awards Didn’t Celebrate Chritina Grimie
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Joanna Krupa – Nude…
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Donald Trump Hates Babies
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David Bowie’s Rebel
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Kesha Dropped California Lawsuit
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Some Chick Named Elizabeth Gilles in Some Lame Photoshoot
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The Greatest Cuban Baseball Player You’ve NEver Heard Of
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Look Down Molly Sims’ Tits
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Wild Turkey Bourbon – by Matthew McConaughey
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Bill Burr’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians
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Dog Crashes Car Into Walmart
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What is Inside the Olympic Torch
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ASSLESS PANTS ON SOME WHORE
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Trump is an idiot –
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The New Twerkout Video
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Girls Hear Mom Getting Fucked in the Next Room
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Caprice Naked
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Sluts Taking Off Each Other’s Jeans
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Libby Smith has Huge Tits
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White Lives Matter – Topless Protestor
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Hottest As Fingerer
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

02

Aug

Malia Obama Twerking at Lollapalooza of the Day

Finally Free to be an Normal Thirsty – THOT, THIRSTY, RATCHET…call it whatever you want – I call it amazing….girl….she turned 18 a month ago..

The President’s daughter has been on pretty good behavior all these years and she can now do what her generation is interested and excited by – and that’s whoring for social media…to get a branded sponsored life…before landing a rich guy who likes you as arm candy and will take you on his yacht parties and all you have to do is fuck him – like you’d totally fuck without all those things…just not THAT guy….you call daddy….

We all know she doesn’t need to be an instagram whore, we know she could get all kinds of reality show deals just being who she is. We know she can get following with her name and there is no need to act like all the other girls, pretending to be a model, doing photoshoots that mean nothing, eventually becoming a Jenner – they eat up everyone – those demons….but in the meantime she’s just twerking with friends like a normal young, hot girl, who’s ass is hanging out at a music festival…where there are thousands of other hot young girls doing the same fucking thing…because it’s fun..

Her parents are brilliant, accomplished, and rich but that doesn’t mean they are boring or that they don’t let their kid be a kid and do kid things like twerk at Lollapalooza…or that all the other whores on instagram don’t have good parents. The social pressure is just too strong. Rap music is just too consuming. You can’t fight it. You must run with it – all with a “who gives a fuck” attitude…like she was Miley or something equally vanilla trying to be bad…..

I think this video is amazing, but then again, if it was Chelsea Clinton, mom of 2 and her doughy face doing this, I would still think it was amazing.

Obviously for different reasons – Malia turned 18 a month ago…18 a month ago….(that was my trump impression) and young hot girls – especially when the ass is shaking and hanging out is great….

You republicans who fuck your sisters when they are underage, or little boys who work at your evangelical church can hate all you want, hate on hotness, hate the good times and the fun, you racists don’t get what living is…or what pop culture is…go on instagram…all these 18 year old girls are naked….this is what they are into and what they do…they were raised on porn and trash it’s amazing they aren’t masturbating and having gangbangs in public all day….but instead you can go celebrate some whore fucker like TRUMP who can’t even formulate a thought or sentence…and either can I…

I guess what I am saying is – MALIA for President…

Here’s another one…

Posted in:Malia Obama|SFW

2016

02

Aug

Ruby Rose – BIKINI of the Day

I was never sold on Ruby Rose when all that Ruby Rose hype hit last year. Girls were out getting their haircut like her – like she was Jennifer Aniston, and I just couldn’t understand it, because the reality is she looked like Bieber, way too much like Bieber, in Bieber androgyny…

I also hate that whole tattoo culture shit, it’s everywhere, and it looks like people are dirty and not in a good way, in an AIDS way, and since she’s gay – maybe she has AIDS…that would be why she’s so skinny…because she’s so skinny…but that could be drugs…or maybe it’s just her being fucking skinny – which for someone who likes skinny girls…is the best thing about her…

Here’s her IBIZA bikini vacation – with bikini top that’s clearly just getting in the way of us jerking off to her masculine tits…

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