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2015

03

Feb

Mila Kunis and Her Ashton Kutcher Tits of the Day

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Mila Kunis has a job, because Mila Kunis is a highly coveted actress, despite being the wife of a billionaire, who just shat out his kid…

I am not going to bother figuring out what this is for, I’ll just look at her mom tits…even though they are old, used, taken, boring…I still remember her as a sitcom teen….

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2015

03

Feb

Iggy Azalea’s Panty Flash is Traumatic of the Day

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I am sure you’ve already seen these pictures of Iggy Azalea, who for the record is the fucking worst piece of bullshit ever to hit the pop charts, but white people love her and black guys love her, and I think she is the future…when I have known about her forever, I’ve watched her scamming her way from nothing, despite blocking me on social media early on….fabricating the scam that is Iggy Azalea…and looking at this ass…reminds me of all the fucking lies….that encompass…

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2015

03

Feb

Kate Winslet for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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The biggest contribution Kate Winslet has had in my life is the ability to say to girls I am trying to fuck “come over and let me paint you like Jack painted Rose in Titanic”…because apparently girls, at least the old, sad, depressed their lives have no romance girls that I talk to…love Titanic as much as James Cameron because it made him stupid fucking rich…even though he was already stupid fucking rich…

So every time I see pics of her, even though she’s pushing 40….or is 40…it brings back all the girls I’ve roped in with her tits…magical fucking tits…

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2015

03

Feb

Behati Prinsloo Smells Like Adam Levine for Some Event of the Day

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I don’t know if this is gay or not, but every time I see Behati Prinsloo, I smell Adam Levine’s sperm…not that I know what sperm smells like, even though I theoretically have sperm, and probably always smell of sperm, making me desensitized to sperm smells, but not making the girls I sperm on desensitized because they always seem to throw up when they come in contact with it…

I think it is more of a figurative thing….where all I see is his annoying face any time I try to think she’s hot.

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2015

03

Feb

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely wearing jeans for a campaign because she is a model….and doing campaigns is her job, that is hardly a job….is almost a magical experience, but not as magical as spread ass sexts I get from regular girls, who don’t get paid millions for this kind of bullshit, but rather do it out of the kindness of their hearts…

All this to say Rosie Fucks Bald People.

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2015

03

Feb

Randy Quaid Fucks His Wife With a Rupert Murdoch Mask on and it is Amazing of the Day

I don’t really have anything to say about this.

Apparently, Randy Quaid, is mad at some Hollywood Exec, because Hollywood execs are are evil, money grubbing pigs, that use anything they can to get ahead.

He seems pretty bitter with FOX, for paying him millions to be part of their billion dollar franchises…because he really carried all the movies he was in…if anything I think he was the main character in every movie he’s been into, and the fact that he ever got a job other than working the gas station is amazing..

But not as amazing as this retaliation….of him fucking his wife with a Rupert Murdoch mask….

I don’t know what the message is, but I do agree that the world is run by the media, and more importantly, that Randy Quaids wife looks like a trailer park menopausal single mom working at the strip club.

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2015

03

Feb

Russian Woman Fights a Man and Other Videos of the Day

Groundhog Bites the Mayor

Half Naked Russians in the Snow

More Half Naked Russians in the Snow…

Trying to Unclogged a Drain in the Road

Gas Station shower

Back That Truck Up…

Drunk Driver Through Hotel Lobby

School Bus Accident

Robber Gets a Spanking…

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2015

03

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just got a life changing sext message….it gave me hope in humanity…in the form of the single best sext in the history of fucking sexts. I didn’t know such beauty existed.

I have been trying to process how amazing it was…I feel like I should be performing a song and choreographed dance, because it was that good…

I guess what I am trying to say is that, we’re all going to be ok. That picture made me feel like a new man but not just in a self righteous – self involved way- but in a global I have hope for humanity – kind of way..and I’m not allowed to show you…so here is some celebs reading mean tweets…because it’s going viral and we hate celeb

Here are some morning links…

Groundhog Bites Mayor
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Azealia Banks Did Whiteface and No One Cares….
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Pictures From the Leather and Lace Party
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Beauty Pageant Crowning Insanity….
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Scarlett Johansson’s Lesbian Haircut….
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Novak Djokovic Playing Tennis Against a Tank Weirdness
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The Doctor Pepper Dog is Cute as Fuck
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Michelle Lewin’s Bending Over in Little Shorts
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Dolpin Lover…Insanity….
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Eat Like Beyonce…
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Gummy Bear Smashing
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This Girl has Huge Tits
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2015

02

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m still so affected by the Super Bowl, you know all worked up with the excitement of the game….not that I watched it, or ever watched sports, but everyone on my facebook did and won’t shut the fuck up….

I feel like I am the only person who is only interested in looking at nude selfies…nothing else matters…

Someone asked me why I only talk about sexting and nude selfies…the answer is…it is all I know.

I do not do anything else….ever…

Here are some stepLINKS…


Iggy Azalea Bent Over Flashing Her Disgusting Ass
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Big Titties!
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Naked Man in a Snow Storm
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Paz De La Huerta….
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Katy Perry Panty Flash….
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Apparently Heidi Montag’s Dad Molested a Girl
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Slut of the Day
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Kanye West Selfie
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Lingerie Model of the Day
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Cate Blanchett in a Satin Dress
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Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are Besties
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Marshawn Lynch with Snoop After the Game
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Scarlett Johannson’s LEsbian Haircut
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Hot Tub Time Machine Posters
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The Comprehensive List of Super Bowl Ads
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How Bitcoins Work
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5 Rap Songs That Sample Celine Dion
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AshleyInLA is the Fucking Future
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The BEst Shakira Pics for her Birthday
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Lauren Stoner Bikini Ass
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Jennifer Aniston – Award Winner
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Ice Climbing Niagara Falls
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Roald Dahl’s Open Letter on the Measles
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Jessica Biel Pregnancy Pic
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Kate Bosworth for Marie Claire
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Celebrity Superbowl Babes….
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Dog Bark Sounds Like Hello
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Megan Fox – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Jessica Chastain Topless in Salome
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You’ve Been Slicing Peppers Wrong You Whole Life
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Kate Beckinsale’s Tummy
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Erin Heatherton Cleavage of the Day
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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift in a Bikini….
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Bai Ling is Amazing
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Camera Shutter at 10,000 FPS
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Drug Dealer Arrested after Calling Cops to Sell Him Drugs
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The Dead Kid Ad
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Some Ho in a Bikini
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Zamboni DUI
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Emmy Rossum Naked in Last Night’s Shameless
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Some Chick Named Sienna Guillory Nude.
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Josie Cunningham Drunk & Flashing Tits in Public….
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Slut in a Pool…
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Cute Teen Uses a Banana….
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Leanne Crow Huge Tits…..Stupidly Huge Tits…
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Throwback Julie Delpy Nudity….
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Banging Trailer Hitch….
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Close Up Pussy
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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Good Old Fashion Eel Porn
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Dildo in a Butthole…
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Masturbating….
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Ali Michael is Naked in Nature…..
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Cam Sluts cuz We Love Sluts
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Home Made Chili Dog
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

02

Feb

Kim Kardashian Bare Ass for Love Magazine of the Day

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Kim Kardashian has figured out that the follow up to the sex tape, was to have a few failed marriages and a kid, because it would distract people from the sex tape, until they stopped caring about her, when all she ever wanted and all she ever knew was people caring about her….

So she shows her ass in fashion magazines, it went viral, they proclaimed it broke the internet, when really it just broke our souls…

And she’s back at it, because she loves the attention her ass gets and mooning is her new marketing hook…

There was a strategy leak, and not the kind that we’d encourage, like from one of her ass implants, but instead just of her ass from a creepy angle…

The magazine comes out February 9.

Here’s a preview:

VIA LOVE MAGAZINE

How about another Kanye Super Bowl Selfie

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

02

Feb

Heather Graham in a Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham is old now.

I’m going to go watch Boogie Nights…and remember the good days…the big tits, the 70s bush…the fresh face with her big break….with excitement in her eyes…all bright eyed and ready for the celeberity she always wanted…

Now she’s just working against gravity….and it’s depressing, or would be if there weren’t a million fucking young girls to replace her…

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Posted in:Heather Graham

2015

02

Feb

Micky By Kid Richards Exclusive of the Day

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Kid Richards not to be confused with Keith Richards, is a film photographer from Portugal, who takes pictures with film, which is a confusing concept to photographers who only take pictures with digital cameras….now that digital cameras cost all of 300 dollars and allow you to take really glossy high resolution pictures with zero to no fucking skill…turning everyone into a photographer…leaving actual photographers in the dust…because like anything, the general public doesn’t care about good…they care about whatever is popular…

Her was nice enough to give us these pics as an exclusive…of Micky…who unlike the mouse….is hot as fuck…

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2015

02

Feb

Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland for Cosmo of the Day

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Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland did Cosmo. They probably have nothing to do with one another….but they are in the same issue…so maybe that means they are Cosmo issue sisters…if that is a thing…which I doubt it is, but should be…

Now, I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about, or why, I just know that Cosmo teaches young girls how to fuck, because instead of it’s intended purpose of being an opinion magazine, it became smut in the 70s, which snowballed while teaching girls how to snowball…

That said, Here’s Gwen Stefani:

And Here’s Sarah Hyland:

Don’t ask me why, because I am so not interested in this for so many reasons….let me list 10 of them…

1- I didn’t like Gwen Stefani when she was young and famous, I thought she was a man.
2- I have never seen an episode of modern family.
3- Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out with her weird underdeveloped tween face
4- Sarah Hyland gets restraining orders, I hate girls like that
5- Gwen Stefani’s husband fucks me, so maybe he thought she was a man too.
6- These pics aren’t spread eagled or lesbian sex filled
7- fuck this top 10 list….up the ass like it was Gwen Stefani’s husband.

Posted in:Gwen Stefani|Sarah Hyland

2015

02

Feb

Brooke Burke Junk in the Trunk of the Day

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One thing I hate about mainstream media is the shitty, clever, bullshit puns that they apply to their stories…

Like looking at this Brooke Burke digging through the junk in her trunk, while wearing leggings, that would make someone, like a dad, say “look at her junk in her trunk”….leading me to use it as the headline…making me just as pathetic, uncreative, and lame as them…everything I always hated…I have become..

But in my defence, Brooke Burke doesn’t inspire me to tell stories of partying around the world like she did for a cable network, before settling down and having a bunch of kids…probably because she settled down and had a bunch of kids…making her, even if still kinda hot like her Playboy past, a married mom…no one should care about…and probably don’t….but she’s got junk in her trunk.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Brooke Burke

2015

02

Feb

Paz de la Huerta is Amazing for Vivienne Westwood of the day

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Jürgen Teller is one of the best photographers out there, and Paz de la Huerta is one of the best models, actresses, talents, and crack whore looking disaster I want to sniff, ever since seeing her in her big break on Boardwalk Empire, only to get killed off…and basically take that to heart, by looking up on some Amy Winehouse post death look or whatever the fuck is going on here…

I love it. It is raw, dirty and amazing, and I can cross reference all her nude pics…making it even better…love it.

Posted in:Paz de la Huerta