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2015

02

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow Does Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

I know the big deal story is that someone caught Jennifer Lawrence, Coldplay Fan and nude selfie model who is also knows for her Oscars, on a date with Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow’s recently freed father of her children, because I guess people are fascinated by what dicks get put in what celebrity pussy….

But I’m more into Gwyneth still being relevant, while usually being hated and teased, posing as sexy as she can be, even though she’s not sexy, despite what movies she was cast in, and despite all the cock that has fucked her ass may make you think…

This is her for Harper’s Bazaar UK…

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2015

02

Jan

Rhea Durham’s Nipples on the Beach of the Day


I can’t appreciate this model showing her nipples on the beach in Barbados, even though I love model nipples, even if I never really heard of this model so to me she’s not even a model, but rather just a girl showing tits, because she, who apparently a big deal as a model before I got started on this site a decade ago, and probably before she got married to what I assume is a rich guy, because that’s the model retirement plan….

Not that it matters…what matters is that I can’t appreciate this tit slip, even though tits aren’t a big deal and barely matter this generation, but still matter to me because I’m an old school pervert because her name rhymes with Lena Dunham…and that makes me hate her…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rhea Durham

2015

02

Jan

Margaux Brooke for Revs Digital of the Day

I don’t know much about Margaux Brooke, but I have seen her tits, which is my ideal relationship with a girl, you see because once you start getting to know them, their wants and needs, maybe even their story, or the time they got raped or had a bad relationship, things become less about cumming to them, on them or in them…and more about getting to know them on a personal level, which just brings guilt when you know you’re underpaying them for the sex you just hired them for…

Unless you’re like me and have no soul, in which case…guilt and empathy don’t exist, but getting annoyed by a hookers nonsense, still does…so stick to getting naked girls…

Posted in:Margaux Brooke

2015

02

Jan

Tara Reid’s Stomach Veins of the Day

There’s nothing quite as magical as a skinny girl with fake tits in a bikini…looking like a leathery corpse…from some kind of Zombie apocalypse, which I can assume is the premise of her next NetFlix movie, and she’s just getting into Character…

I mean there’s just nothing healthier on a girl than a distended belly, up on some malnourished ethiopian who eats bugs and sand, so skinny, that all you see are massive veins, only not because she’s some steroid weightlifter, but because she’s either anorexic or dying…

Reminding us all to choose the party life…well into your 30s…because by 40…you’ll look awesome…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Tara Reid

2015

02

Jan

Kylie Jenner Hard Tween Nipple of the Day

Kylie Jenner is the forgotten Kardashian. The last to be squirted or shat out of her mother’s opportunistic pussy….before the menopause hit…and the marketing of the other sisters started….

She’s the last teen in line to either draw attention to the family, at least until the grandkids are old enough to start whoring…and I guess she’s feeling either a little back burnered, like all the attention is going to the Kendall Jenner who is over 18, posing topless as a “model” and living the good life…so she’s decided to be a little edgier…all done up by showing off hard nipple, that looks like it is pierced, because she’s more hardcore, “ratchet” and hood than the one who think shs’s a fucking model…

What it all comes down to is that she’s just another girl, who wants attention, only unlike the girls on instagram you jerk off to, she actually makes money doing this nonsense, because she’s positioned properly…and as much as she represents all that is good about social media, like Narcissists showing off their tits…she also represents all this is bad…and that is that they can one day be rewarded for this…but then again, without the one girl who made it, like the Lottery Winner they show you on TV, all the bottom feeders need her as a beacon of hppe that one day, their whoring will pay off too….and I’m willing to watch and participate, because porn is boring, but NUDES are my everything…

That said, send Nudes.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

02

Jan

Selena Gomez, Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are Arab of the Day

There is a little group of young girls, who I can guarantee think they are awesome, relevant and interesting, because the media talks about them, even though they are all average looking, rich spoiled brats who aren’t even cool, or fun, or interesting…who don’t even use their access, or money for awesome, and who just prance around living the life of luxury, that in case you didn’t know is fucking boring…even when half naked and in a bikini.

Either way, a bunch of them, including but not limited to Selena Gomez, spoiled brat Kendall Jenner, and her BFF, also rich scam model Gigi Hadid…where they joined ISIS in DUBAI, or at least that is what it looks like with their ARAB Hijab gear, that is actually offending Muslims and not joining Muslims even though joining a terrorist group would make sense, or at least give this candy-coated piles of shit some substance or edge, especially since they already terrorize pop culture…

I guess the HADID one is already Arab money…she’s probably the leader who roped the others in…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

02

Jan

Taylor Swift New Year’s Eve Slip of the Day

There are a few things that I know about Taylor Swift.

That her and her team are master manipulators, who have been able to polarize her slutty behavior with both guys and girls as hopeless romance looking for love. They have managed to hide her cunty spoiled brat rich kid attitude, and she hasn’t slipped up. They also launched her in country music, turned her into pop and now she’s a huge fucking star…AND MOST IMPORTANTLY….that she’s a goofy fucking skinny giraffe looking human…who looks clumsy as fuck…so seeing her fall on New Years is cute…not because a fallen down girl is an easy girl to be a predator with…you sick fuck…but because seeing people fall is funny.

TO SEE HER PERFORMING SHOWING MIDRIFF ON TV – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

02

Jan

Drunk Guy Shopping and Other Videos of the Day

Dog VS Indian 15 Month Old Girl – She lived

Failed Robbery of the Day

New Year’s Hood Fight

Canadian Snow Diving

Texan Woman With Gun Begged Cops to Kill Her

Insane Kite Surfer – Used His Kit to Jump Off a Cliff…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I figure this two day hangover is probably a good indication of how 2015 is going to end up, exactly the same as 2014, and every year before it, with barely any self improvement, because as soon as the two day hangover dissipates, my morale will fall back into alcoholism and all the stupid restrictions I’ve put on myself that “this is my year if I quit drinking, drugs, hookers, start fitness, quit sugar, organize, work hard, produce more content, be celebrated as a genius etc”….are just part of this hangover…and shit life…I knew I shouldn’t have done MDMA…but I will drink my way through it because at my core, I know, the only thing that matters is nudes.

Here are some morning links…

Fireworks Over Manila
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Mickey Rourke Looks Pretty
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Girls in Bikinis
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Water Whore
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Some Ridiculous Pics of Miley
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Florida Woman Decapitated By Son WHo Doesn’t Want to Do Chores
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Dwayne Wade and LeBron Duel
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Tween Nipple
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The Selfie VIdeo Prank
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Alec Baldwin is Having another Baby
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The Third Rock From the Sun Kid Got Married to a Monster –
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Silliest Pranks of 2014
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Tight Dresses
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

01

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

In the event you haven’t been paying attention to pretty much every asshole in the world. It is 2015 and I was held hostage in a cabin in the woods with my obese wife and her family, so the only slut action I got was listening to a girl from tinder get fucked for a good two hours before falling asleep on her, it’s a modern day lullaby….

I also tried convincing girls to send me spread ass pics on my brand new snapchat…


snapchat – drunkenstepdad

Because the first spread ass pic of 2015 is the best….

So add me to snapchat…


snapchat – drunkenstepdad

Send me your spread ass pics for 2015….

And here are the first stepLINKS of 2015…

Slut of the Day – Circa 1980s Version of 2015
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Pornstars Spoof Eric Garner’s Death for the Sake of Porn
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Pitbull Falls on TV
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15 Kids Who Are cooler than you
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Hot Social Media Pic Round-Up
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Hot Girls – No Bras
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Cheesy Slut of the Day
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Joan Collins Erotica
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Tiger Jumping to Catch Meat
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Hilary Duff in Tight Ripped Jeans…
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Bikini Model – Kristina Sofia
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Gwen Stefani – Does Aspen
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Terrifying Bike Crash
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Allison Brie Big Tits Trying to Catch Their Breath
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Kaley Cuoco is a Housewife not a feminst
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Bad Dad Jokes
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Ela Rose Topless in a BIkini
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Kittens Excited About FOOD
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Rihanna in Lace
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35 People Killed in a Stampede in SHanhai
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20 Unhappy Animals
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Jamie Lynn Spears is Perfectly White Trash
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The Year in Nupples
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The Best Cat Artwork
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#TBT Big Lara Stone Tits
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The Cup Song Performed with Guns
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Leonardo DiCaprio Does St Barts Solo
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Bruno Mars Bought the Ugliest 6.5 Million Dollar Home iN LA
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Best Mugshots of 2014
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Melting Cans to Make a Sword
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Girls in Bed
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Sports are Just a Game
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DC Police Tell a Women Her Son was Fatally Shot
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FINGERS PERCOLATOR GLASS WATER BONGS
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Beatrice Dalle Naked in a Movie
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Babe Takes a Bath in Milk
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Naked Roadside Attraction
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Big Tits Hairy Pussy
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Slutty Girl Blowing Bubbles
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Amazing Nude Model of the Day
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Mainstream German Actress Does Hardccore Sex for a Mainstream Movie
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I am a Voyeur – I Like Voyerism – Here’s Some Voyeur Pics
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Third World Space Travel
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It’s Never Too Late for Santa GIFs
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Jayde Nicole in her Canada Bikini
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Dude Gets Treated Like a Punching Bag
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

01

Jan

Tara Reid’s 2015 Bikini of the Day

I guess someone told Tara Reid that bikini pics get hits, and that bikini pics increase followers on her instagram, probably because she’s getting 500 likes on a fucking picture, and she’s Tara Fucking Reid, someone who at one point in time, well before becoming a global party slut, was in a ton of relevant shitty movies, long before being in shitty movies that became relevant for being so shitty…and she deserves more fucking love…so give it to her…as scary as she may be, all leathery, zombie-like, and all I can think about is how disgusting her well traveled, corpse smelling pussy must be…and more importantly, how twisted I am for wanting it all over my face and in my mouth, even if it doesn’t have sensation or get wet anymore…due to premautre, she’s only 40, but she’s partied hard…#menopause…

These all happened the last few days….very ambitious, maybe even manic of her…but I guess she’s got nothing else going on…

Her tits may still be shit…but at least she’s not fat…despite being broken the fuck down everywhere else…

From naked – to swimming underwater- to cooking skin and New Years messages – these are all life changing…

Posted in:Tara Reid

2015

01

Jan

Redneck Fireworks and Other Video of the Day

Break Up Video of the Day

Close Call of the Day

Idiots Sledding…

Kanye West’s Song with Paul McCartney about his Kardashian

Here’s a look at 2014, even though I’m more into looking to the future and not to the past…who cares about 2014 that shit is old fucking news

Homeless Vet VS Police

Homemade G-Force Training

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2014

31

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

My New Year’s Resolution is to control your orgasm…

Your New Year’s Resolution should be to send me more nudes….in videos…it is 2015 assholes get with technology.

2014 is over, like clockwork, and 2015 is starting, like clockwork and people are being all philosophical and reflective on their lives and year…publicly on facebook…it’s annoying.

We shouldn’t need to celebrate it, but I know a bunch of assholes forcing themselves to pretend to have fun because it’s New Years Eve…

All this to say, you’re all a bunch of assholes any and every year..and I love asshole.

If you want to send me your asshole – you can use SNAPCHAT – my handle is drunkenstepdad

Happy New Year.

Here are stepLINKS....

TV Anchor Rapping…
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Dead actor of the Day
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The Best Asses of the Day
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Rihanna’s See Through Moments of 2014
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Grown Men doing New Years Baby
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60 Year Old Christie Brinkley in a Bikini
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Kate Upton Topless
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Woman Can’t Find Her Gas Cap
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Slut of the Day
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John Mayer Broke Up Giada Laurentiis
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The Year in Racism
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Pug Life
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Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Women are Too Mean to Each Other
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Water Whore Whoring on the BEach
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Carmen Electra Leaves Rainbow Room
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Pop Hits Played on Household Objects
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Beach Cameltoe
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Nikki Reed Cameltoe Show in Short Shorts
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Sarah-Jane Crawford in a Bathing Suit
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The Best of Olivia Munn
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People Doing Inapprorpriate Things with Statues
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Kris Jenner is Fucking a Black Dude
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Alison Brie’s Asthma Attack
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Jamie Lynn Spears Knife Fight at Pita Pit
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Victoria Justice – Airport Porn
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Some Chick Named Kristina Sofia Shows Off her Bikini
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Rihanna’s Amazing Outfit
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Yoga Pants
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Mariska Hargitay Bikini Action Shot
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Cop Shoot Man of the Day
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2014 is the Year of Ariana Grande’s Ass Flash
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Mariah Carey’s Ski Pants
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Rocsi Diaz Does a Bikini Selfie
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Vintage New Year’s Cards
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Adrian Grenier and Some Chick in a Bikini
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Fireworks Out of your Ass
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FINGERS PERCOLATOR GLASS WATER BONGS
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Big Tits of the Day
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Lesbian New Year’s Parties
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Another Lesbian New Year’s Party
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The Best Nude Scenes from the movie “Too Much Pussy”
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Public Dildo
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Blew Hole in His Own Ass
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Bring in the New Year With Tits
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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The Best Way to Open Champagne
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

31

Dec

Kendall Jenner’s Bikini in Dubai for New Years of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Kendall Jenner…who represents the legacy or at least the future of a family that represents all evil or the WORST OF 2014…a pawn in the master plan of the devil mother, to have birthed two – three generations of profitable pussy…that she is more than happy to exploit…because it’s allowing her to live her dream through every single one of them…

The Kardashians are all that is wrong in the world, this is their future leader, ringing in 2015….like a little slut that she is…all cocky, confident and we can collectively hope that their tabloid fodder, celebrity family, falls the fuck off this year…because they’ve been “relevant” whole being irrelevant far too fucking long…

But at least she looks as good as this…like all hot bodies…they become tolerable…

Happy New Year….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

31

Dec

Jessica Hart Twerk for New Years Eve of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Jessica Hart, this Australian models who are dating Stavros, a Billionaire Shipping Heir who has dated people like Paris Hilton prior to this one…all while she is on a yacht somewhere bathing in diamonds or some shit that represents living the good life….that I am sure you can probably visit her instagram to experience….doing some Christmas themed Advent Calendar that has nothing to do with Christmas at all, but that has everything to do with Jessica Hart looking good half naked, because she has to…it is what will get her knocked up and set for life…

Happy New Year….

Via LOVE MAGAZINE

Posted in:Jessica Hart