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2018

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to think the best excuse for updating the site in the afternoon is that I volunteer mornings at the Children’s Hospital doing some Patch Adams (RIP) song and dance for the cancer kids bound to die…because I am a fucking hero…but I guess I could say I am training for myy lifelong goal of running a marathon…or maybe I work with the elderly, trying to get into their WILLS at the local park…and those slow fucks bite into posting on the site time..or that I have a job cuz you fucks don’t pay me…

But the truth is that no one gives a fuck about what I have to say, and for 10 of the last 14 years of the site, I worked it like a 9-5 job…even though the reason I did the site was because I couldn’t keep a 9-5 Job…because working is for suckers…

So I figure I’ll update it when I wake up, not on a schedule, because the real internet people getting paid are social media idiots and all they do is post a selfie a day at whatever time in the day…allowing them the easiest job and life ever….

Even if this site seems like a joke, I have to write about shit I don’t care about, and find all the shit I don’t care about and update all the shit I don’t care about….for no reason…but it’s all I got. So I’ll keep it up.

Here are some morning links…

BIG TITTY Girl Challenged in a Drinking Game
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Bullfighter of the Day
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Tesla Autopilot Crash…
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Worst Reunion Tour Ever
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Jenna Dewan – Single Mother
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INCLUSIVE post of the Day because Sluts Come in All Colors
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Migrant Caravan of the Day
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Anna Wintour is Done
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Jackie Chan’s Amazing Throw
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New Social MEDIA Sluts
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2018

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s important to figure out something that you have that people are willing to pay for, you know to get ahead or to be an expert and get rich, because people want to be rich…

The issue with this strategy, is that as a man you have to become good or build an audience that other people want to pay for…or invent something and convince other dudes to pay for it….it is a lot of effort and work….and requires connections and hustle….

While all a girl, all has to do is get naked on the internet.

Seriously… women have it so rough, they complain all the time, yet to get money out of people they just have to show tit…

I wish all it took for me was to get topless and on all fours….

Cuz I want that money so that I can help keep the system of the whores alive – you know someone needs to fund them…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lohan’s April Fools Prank
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Paying Girls to Flash Camera with Fake Hundreds
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Possessed Woman and her Upside Down Walk
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Busy Philipps Breakdown…..
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Katharine McPhee Titties….
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Demi Rose Bikini
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Ariel Winter Sheer Panties….
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Ron Jeremy Almost a Rapist – But Not
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Truck’s Drive Shaft Shreds Itself on Dashcam
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Jersey Police Incident in a Dominos
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Celeb Death of the Day
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Pink Cleavage Hailey Baldwin…
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Alina Baikova TITS
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The Secret Life of a Kitchen Island
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Pretty Girls of the Day
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There’s not enough celebrity Sex Scandals
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Raven Lexy in Photo shoot…
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Kendra Wilkinson – Divorcing….
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Close Call on the Motorbike
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Lion Jumps Inside Safari Vehicle
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Pregnant Selena Gomez the Born Again Going to Church for Easter with them TITS
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Gwen Stefani Cankles Go to Church
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Someone Named Kim Wilde – Performing
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Donna D’Errico Looking Slutty and Old…
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Jasmine Tookes Bikini on the Beach
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Betty Who in a Sports Bra
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Vikander – Terrible Photoshoot
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Some Slut Named Isabelle Photoshoot
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Claudia Romani – Fame WHoring Topless
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Andrea Corr – Bikini
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Charlotte Mckinney Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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EVERYDAY SLUTS ON EASTER ARE EASTER SLUTS…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Nude Photos of The Day….
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Naked Russian Babe in the Bath
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Be Careful where you Fuck Outside…
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Worst Amateur Cam Video You Will EVER SEE
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Girl Opens Bottle with her Butt Hole
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Interesting Marriage of the Day
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My Girl Kayden Kross in an Old Shoot
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Amy Leigh Andrews….Naked in 2010
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Naked Girl Named Marie Morgan
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Big Tits on a Motorcycle
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Hot Tumblr Chick….
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Naked Chick Named Aislin Takes a Bath
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Hot Amateur and her Titty Play
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Big Ass in Tight Shorts…
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Best List of Porn!
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All Nude Celebrities…OK…
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The Best Streamers Riding Dildo….
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2018

02

Apr

Miley Cyrus Hosts Her Own Easter Parade of the DAY

Miley Cyrus has put out some videos to support her pop porn easter shoot the she released the other day, because when you do a shoot, you might as well get video, and when you do that shoot, it should be fetish-y, because without fetish, it hardly makes it porny…and porny is what makes the people care…

In one of the videos there’s booty shaking, being spanked by the easter bunny, carrot sucking, all suggestive and obscene…but facebook fucking loves it – all because it’s Miley Cyrus and she and other celebs keep the platform relevant.

Low hanging fruit maybe, offensive to her Christian country music fans, maybe, the type of content Miley should be producing…definitely…it’s a step in the right direction…

Videos:

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2018

02

Apr

Happy Easter From The Slutty Easter Bunnies of the Day

With every holiday comes a series of clickbait obvious content that the people of social media put together like they were still in elementary school and it was a theme day…

Some people, like Maitland Ward do it everyday, because every day is a national “something” day…making a great opportunity for little thought to make content…

Other people just save it for the big days….like Christmas, Fourth of July, Halloween which has a life of it’s own, and EASTER….because bunny ears, since Playboy in the 50s, are a symbol of slutty behavior, slutty women, sluts…

So here’s our compilation of sluts being sluts on easter…some famous, some not, all trying to be clickbait…

Like our header pic – lead it pic – AUBREY O’DAY who won’t talk about fucking trump, but will post up her ass…

or Jojo – Who the fuck cares about Jojo

And Rita Ora the biggest clickbaiter famewhore around…

If this doesn’t capture the easter spirit – I don’t know what will…

How about Selena Gomez….big titty jesus freak….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Jojo Levesque|Rita Ora|SFW

2018

02

Apr

Kaia Gerber Bikinis Herself of the Day

I had to have a conversation with myself about posting the bikini pics of some 16 year old…because 16 is pretty fucking young, but not young enough to be in photoshoots…working in fashion as a model…having her images shot by older creepy dudes…all with the love and support of her mom…

Sure it’s creepy to put up pics of a 16 year old girl, even if girls get their periods at 4 now, and 16 is really 25 in terms of genetics…but I find it interesting…that this is the world we live in…one where girls, teenage girls, post up provocative half naked content for the internet consumer on public profiles…and their parents allow it and act like it is innocent when knowing how perverted the world is…and the internet is…it’s crazy to me…blows my mind…and so many girls, not just Kaia Gerber are doing it…

Normally you’d be shocked a teenage girl was posting up seductive pictures of herself for social media, you know like what is this about, is this even legal, where are her parents…you know the kind of image that isn’t that innocent because it is half naked posing…even if it is just a “bathing suit”…she is but a child…you know the kind of image that would lead to getting a girl suspended from school, or maybe in a meeting with her priest to figure out what the deal is…

But when it comes to billionaire heiress Kaia Gerber, the product of Narcissistic Cindy Crawford, who is using her as some kind of revival of her ego, or barbie doll…the mom is actually behind the images..some stage mother shit..and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as how much you fucking love it…

This is fucking crazy.

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2018

02

Apr

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

Sofia Richie Pink Bikini

Here’s one of Lionel Richie’s daughters. Her name is Sofia Richie, she’s 19, and unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually his kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted….

But that doesn’t mean the entitled rich kid isn’t a brat trying to make as much noise as she can to get attention…whether that’s being with her older boyfriend who happens to be a Kardashian, something that doesn’t really surprise me or bother me, because I know that girls are more mature than guys, and that 40 year old Kardashian dudes are too rich to ever really grow up, addicted to the party, the planes, the resorts, while no one is taking care of his kids, because they have a staff for that…allowing him to keep his bullshit….

She’s in a bikini…and she’s living the best life..as a lazy pig of a human…who can afford to be a lazy pig of human….when your dad is Lionel Richie and you have a trust fund….why go to school and make a real difference…

TO SEE THE REST OF SOFIA RICHIE ON THE BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

02

Apr

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd…who I think has an amazing name, that may be a stage name, but that is still a great name, because who doesn’t like mud, or the sexual imagery that the word mudd gives a woman with such huge tits….I’m not into German scat…but a good old fashioned mudd wrestle…while you look like a fetish I’d want to see oiled up and getting dirty in a bar – if we didn’t live in a horrible world that doesn’t let the classic mud wrestle, Jello Wrestling, good times that don’t relaly happen anymore because of the whole #MeToo movement…or whatever…

Memories of the good times…the proper objectification of women….when it wasn’t just limited to big tits on a small body frame on instagram…

But I do like big tits on a small frame on instagram….and that’s what Sophie Mudd is…keep up the good work..

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd

2018

02

Apr

Big Girl Iskra Lawrence of the Day

Here’s some Iskra Lawrence being a big girl in a bikini for attention, celebrating her existence as this ambassador of fat, hero of the fat woman, while really just being a mooch on their lifestyles, because she was eager to get famous and figured it was easier for her to get famous in the current climate of the world through eating…because fat was in and being fat is pretty easy..just not on your organs…that’s why it’s a recipe to die prematurely…

So while this one carbloads all day to be as fat as she can be, because she’s getting paid money by people exploiting the fat women who idolize her, without realizing she’s a lie….in FAT FACE…like BLACK FACE…and ultimately, it’s pretty gross..but at least it’s not Ashley Graham.


Here she is in some bondage fetish gear…or a waist trainer trying to squeeze her fat to her ass and out of her stomach because no one likes a gut…

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2018

02

Apr

Demi Lovato Getting Her Dick Sucked of the Day

Demi Lovato Slutty Concert Getting Her Dick Sucked

Demi Lovato, the champion of bi-polar disorder she has the luxury to have, thanks to being a rich and exploited Disney Child Star….allowing her to start a charity, but more interestingly, she has the ability to have an excuse for her bad behavior…a “disease”…so that she doesn’t have to be accountable for her actions, her addictions, her good times, her sexuality that involves fucking Miley Cyrus when they were both broken and exploited for fame and fortune teens…

I still don’t know one Demi Lovato song, but people like her, so here she is getting her dick sucked in concert because you can’t have a concert without sexuality anymore…can you….CAN YOU…

More slut…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

02

Apr

Bella Thorne Says Goodbye to Instagram of the Day

Bella Thorne Bra for Instagram

Attention seeking Bella Thorne…who is actually succeeding with the masterful balancing act that is being a weirdo in your social media feed to compensate for being a sterile Disney kid for all those years…because you have emotional trauma she doesn’t even know exists in her soul because she has no depth…she just knows how to manipulate the audience and suck them into her world that is hardly that interesting…but that is more interesting than the lives of the people who are into her…

She’s slutty on her social media, but not too slutty, still locking in deals and starring in movies that I’ll never see, but I’m not the target marketing…all while documenting some dude, who may not identify as a dude, mooching as fuck off of her….

She’s made an announcement that she is quitting social media, yet she’s been posting social media since posting her “final post”…so another lie, my dream is social media will die..but it sucks people in and they just keep coming back.

TO SEE BELLA THORNE LOOKING LIKE SHIT CLCIK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW