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Caroline Vreeland’s Jungle Tits to the Titty Fetishists of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Brings Back Candice Swanepoel Like a Bunch of Assholes of the Day

Sydney Sweeney’s Been Eating Out a Girl On her Period of the Day

Maria Rivero is the Instagram Of The Day

Madisyn Shipman Titties Out of the Day

2018

Apr

Katharine McPhee Nude Bra of the Day

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Katharine McPhee got her titties out on the social media – because that’s what social media is for…it’s for the tits…

Zuckerberg will argue in front of Congress that Facebook is for friends to connect…and share their lives….or whatever the fuck he pretends it is….while it is clearly just a way for him to steal data and run ads to people and cash in….that taps into their inner perversions, insecurities, voyeurism and locks them in to make him more money…which is in the form of the TITS…

Katharine McPhee is also fucking a 75 year old really rich man who dominates the music industry – the love song masters and I guess this is how she keeps his dick hard..I mean that and with her vaginal reconstructed vagina…and viagra…I mean he’s old but he’s rich and requires that extra push cuz he’s seen some shit…including but not limited to GIGI HADID’s Mom Pussy..

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2018

Apr

Olivia Culpo See Through of the Day

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At least Olivia Culpo is taking advantage of her position as a social media personality….by dating an NFLer on the losing team….

The rumor is that her boyfriend left her, because he’s a pro athlete who sees a bitch mooching on his fame to generate revenue for her self serving self….while there are so money less bitchy girls to deal with who aren’t influencers and who are just excited to be fucking so me rich guy…

So she’s out on the prowl, wearing the slutty outfits to feel hot and not rejected…

So the influencer is going to all kinds of events where she can show up in a mesh dress like some kind of stripper…only not a stripper…a fashion influencer that brand pay a lot of fucking money to because she’s told them that she’s a fashion influencer…

Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2018

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Naked and Fat of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a naked and fat chick….who you could argue is pregnant and making tacky pregnancy photos of herself with her photographer friends…because she thinks her being pregnant is a beautiful thing, even if it is clearly disgusting…there is a parasite inside her but her narcissism thinks it’s wonderful, so wonderful, clearly why she’s been permanently pregnant the last three years…

I am not into Candice, I mean she was hot before she was pregnant, but she’s old. I am not into ready to drop porn. I do not think her contribution to the world as a model has been inspiring or amazing….she hasn’t done anything besides catalog shoots…but I am posting this to celebrate new life….or naked and shameless chicks…

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2018

Apr

Ashley Graham Wet T Shirt and Ass to Ass of the Day

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I would argue that the world doesn’t need more plus sized lingerie model pics. In fact I would argue that the world doesn’t need any plus sized lingierie pics. I guess this is just a testament of our times, where the world is obese, and I guess they can’t relate to the skinny models….

What we can all learn from Plus-Sized model – Kate Upton – is that big girls come with big tits…and big tits are worth staring at.

Even if they are fucking disgusting, sloppy, monster who are clearly a terrible influence on the world, because no matter what they say about their health, they are clearly not healthy….every study says obesity kills…big tits or not…But you fucking weirdos have or would fuck much fatter girls…and probably think this girl is hot…but then again, you’re likely also that white guy who gets mad when they find out that the fat girl with the big tits they like only fucks black dudes…because normal black dudes like fat chicks, and weird white dudes like fat chicks…

While this Ashley Graham may be a lot of things to a lot of people…is really just a fat chick…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2018

Apr

Abbey Clancy Camel Riding Bikini of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe too mature and not playful enough and whatever the reason…

She’s on a fucking Camel….in a bikini….and if that isn’t one of those “epic” moments….like you got to suck some real rich dick to get to the CAMEL BIINI PIC in Dubai….

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2018

Apr

Michelle Jenneke Reliving the Glory Days of the Day

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Michelle “Shelly” Jenneke is an Australian hurdler and model, who won a silver medal for the 100 m hurdles at the 2010 Summer Youth Olympics.

You know her for being the smiling Hurdler who does the warm-up dance that everyone loved and jerked off to when it happened back in 2012 or 2013 when she was 18 or 19…

Well, she’s back to her old tricks, reliving the glory days, doing a follow-up booty dance, jiggle for her fans as she still competes because she’s only 24 and still HURDLING…

I don’t know if this is magical or not, but I remember the first time she did this and it was pretty fucking cute, it just didn’t really go anywhere cuz she’s a fucking hurdler and who cares about fucking hurdlers even if they are semi hot enough to watch jiggle…

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2018

Apr

Booty Dance of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Nurse Twerk While Giving CPR

Car Sex Busted

Dude Lets Another Dude Knock Him Out

Fire in the Restaurant

Bus Takes Out Old Lady

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I run a really janky operation…

Last night I realized that my contact form doesn’t work on the site…and has probably never worked on the site…since 2012…when I put the contact form on the site…

How was I to know…it’s not like people could email me to ask if I got the email…

Even though it says the emails went through, I never got them….because I am terrible at details and running a business.

I realize that I probably would have never got any emails from the contact form regardless of it working…but it would have been nice knowing what emails I did get…

There may have been more than Nigerian princes….maybe ad deals, maybe business deals, maybe I would be rich…

I have all these visions that I missed out on great offers….but truth is no one cares enough to email me…I assume…

Instead, I am a man who runs a site no one can really contact by clicking contact…which is semi liberating in a leave me the fuck alone context…

But Pretty fucking typical idiot behavior for someone who updates a site daily and would like to get fucking paid, or opportunities….

It’s better to know that you weren’t emailed than to think you were but never got it…I feel like a fat chick sitting by the phone for a date only to realize the phone was unplugged….what if calls happened that I never got, but that the people calling think I got…OH MY GOD…EAT MY FEELINGS EAT MY FEELINGS….

So if you’ve tried to email me NUDES, Business Deals, Money, Adveritsing Opportunities, Offers to buy this site off me so I can nap more, Movie Deals, Exclusive gossip tits, friendship requests, and all that good stuff – email CONTACT (at) Drunkenstepfather.com

Unless I missed my chance…which I likely did..

Here are some stepLINKS..

Pauly Shore’s Mom and Comedy Store Owner – is Dead – Some Tributes….
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Bella Thorne Makes a Lot of Money from Social Media
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Deranged Girl at the Movie Theatre
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Gretchen Rossi Big Tits
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Stan Lee Denies Being Abused
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They Call it the Internet’s Best Kept Secret
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Crazy Lady Screaming at Teens
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Woman Sets Cheating Boyfriend’s Car on Fire
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2018

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The interesting thing about this FOSTA / SESTA / act to stop enabling sex trafficking, is that policing it is going to be impossible…

It’s the whole a HO IS A HO IS A HO and a girl who is struggling to get paid for sex will find the sex that pays…

If they are shutting down Backpages and similar straight hooker sites, they need to look at Facebook, instagram, Twitter, Snap, Tinder and all dating sites really, Tumblr, Reddit and everything in between…because where a man and woman are allowed to converse….they are going to talk sex…and eventually be offered sex for money…

It’s one of those impossible to regulate things, in the form of a blanket law, that will allow the government to shut down whatever they deem inappropriate…like they did when the FBI Seized the Torrent Sites, or the Online Casinos…it’s happened before…but FINALLY they are going after porn….even though the governement all consume porn..and sex workers for that matter….I mean where are they going to find their pussy to fuck for money…

It’s all very confusing times, but maybe we should all turn to the new movement of bro guru for the answers…you know those being rich, successful and fit through the use of podcasts and adaptogens….because #ScienceBro…buy my book…bro….BROOOOOO!!1

We’re really just a bunch of idiots

Here are some aresome stepLINKS…

GIG HADID IS SKINNY AND LOST HER TITS CUZ OF AIDS
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THONG QUEENS OF THE DAY
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RESTAURANT BRAWL
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Guess Who is TOo Controversial for DWTS
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Paris Jackson in a Tub Being Slutty
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Social Media for you Perverts
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This Khloe Kardashian Cheating Scandal is All Kardashian Media Manipulation – DO NOT FALL FOR IT
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BLIND SPOT FAIL
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Bella Thorne Instagram WHores
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Sarah Silverman’s Nipples
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Stan Lee Lives with Kevin Smith
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WHEEL OF FORTUNE RETARD
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Stella Maxwell Long Legs
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Fuck that Scamming Zuckerberg, This is the Best and Sluttiest Hangout Spot on the Internet…according to me…
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ROAD RAGE IN OZ
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AJ Michalka Ass
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The MIT Professor Brad Pitt Fucks is Hot
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Pink Braless in NYC
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Chris Evans and a Rescue Pup
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Idiot Comedian of the Day
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LIZARD IN THE BATH
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Bar Refaeli in a Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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GIGI HADID TERRIFIES ME
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Ashley TIsdale LEggings
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Zooey Deschanel Thighs
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Inbar LEG
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Amanda Seyfried getting Licked
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Sabrina Carpenter
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Sofia Richie Titties in a Wife Beater
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From stepSMUT!!

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HOT SLUTS BEING SLUTS….
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Slutty TUMBLR GIRL of the Day
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Strong Bitch of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Old Pervert of the Day
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Weird Talent of the Day
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Naked Black and White..
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Naked russian Chick
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At The Beach with RENA
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Katrina Moreno Strips
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Russian Couple Oral Sex in Court Room
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Piper the Diddler
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Naked in the Window
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Misty Naked Pussy Spread
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Two Girls on Cam Together Romance
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Big TiTTY
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2018

Apr

Sophie Mudd’s Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is the single most important thing to happen to Instagram…since all the other big titty on a skinny frame girl with big lips happened before her..

She may be doing the same hustle so many girls before her have done…using them tits to hit 1,000,000 followers and beyond…but she’s succeeding at it…and I am a fan of her work and all she does…because like the rest of America…I love big titties…sloppy big titties…especially on a skinny girl…and I believe that like the freakish nature of the big titties…should be celebrated like some kind of sideshow..

The reality is that Emily Ratajkowski is now an NBC star, she’s gone officially mainstream, she’s big on instagram put many people have still never heard of her, but will hear of her if her TV show becomes a huge hit, and it likely will…

So we need more desperate, less established, big titties being provocative to really feed our needs…

Because once a girl hits that mainstream, the NBC shows, we’re left with little to work with and they get boring…even if at the 1,000,000 dollar mark they are still too hot and entitled for us to ever hang out with or have sex with…they are still on the rise, the quest to win, and the competitive spirit is in place and the content gets aggressive and stays aggressive until all their dreams come true….either rich husband, huge fame, or money….

These tits are a gift from heaven she was hashtag blessed with and to use them for any reason but this would be wrong, and that is why I find it wonderful…so inspiring…but I could just be blinded by the tits…

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd