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2018

06

Mar

Victoria Beckham’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Vitoria Beckham has the least effective bra for her old lady tits…by least effective I mean they are showccasing her hard nipples…which I guess for most perverts would mean that it is the most effective bra…probably an unnecessary bra…because her tits and really everything about her seems BOLT ON…I mean she’s a rich Spice Girl and Soccer Wife..who’s husband has publicly cheated on her…likely for safety reasons to not be sliced by her hard nipples…and despite being a mom of a dozen and old and fuck..I still don’t mind checkin’ out them hard nipple tits…She’s the Spice Girl has been preserved the best….and hard nipples, once a fetish when I was in High School and horny for everythng… still something you can jerk off to…if you’re old like me…and remember when it was the simple things in life like hard nipples that we could get off to…but we aren’t appreciate of of the little things…like nipples anymore…..but should be because they are special…and good to chew on..

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2018

06

Mar

Natalie Portman Hookin’ On Set of the Day

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I don’t know what this is all about, but it’s from a movie called VOX LUX, and it features your girl Natalie Portman, who thanks to her affiliations with Star Wars has made her iconic…but more interestingly, her affiliations with Judaism made her the dream Jewish girl for Jewish guys looking for a Jewish girl to marry to keep the family tradition happy…you know cuz she’s hot.

I also know that whatever this is, Natalie Portman is getting paid so fucking much for what you see right her…her “art” that is ultimately irrelevant in the grand scheme of the progression of man…

Even if she’ll whine that she’s not getting paid as much as a dude…she’s getting paid too fucking much and it is disgusting..

The tits are good though.

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2018

06

Mar

Hope Hicks May Have a Sex Tape of the Day

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In doing what I do, I hear A LOT of gossip from a lot of people I’ve come across along the way….unfortunately because I don’t care about this shit…

This is why I knew Ryan Seacrest and Weinstein were predators years ago…

This is why I knew that Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber while married to Orlando…

There have been so many thing I’ve called out over the years, that people ignore, that end up coming out as fact, that everyone jumps onto….because no one listens to me…

The latest gossip I’ve been told from a few people is that Hope Hicks has been offered, or is being offered a lump sum of money for a Sex Tape from VIVID….the people behind Kardashian and so many others…to help her turn over a new leaf in her career and pay for some medical bills..

Because everyone’s got a price..

I don’t follow American Politics, it’s the beauty of being Canadian….

I do know that Hope Hicks is the hot chick from the White House who you’d want to see in a sex tape….over Omarosa or whoever the fuck else is in the White House…more like the Wet House…am I right…oh I am right…

I like to reduce seemingly accomplished chicks to sex objects, and luckily for the most part…they do too….

As annoying as all things TRUMP is…I hope Ivanka’s big tits make a cameo on this sex tape…

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2018

06

Mar

Amber Heard See Through of the Day

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Amber Heard’s weird attention seeking outfit because she is a black widow who destroyed everything Johnny Depp at the core of who he is, making him crack like some kind of crazy person, all because he was pussy whipped by this monster…woman….

She is and has been a low level self promoting who trolled the media to become this…sugar baby professional…

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2018

06

Mar

Camila Romero Topless of the Day

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I don’t know who Camila Romero is, but we’ll assume she’s the Heiress to Alfa Romero….right?

You know doing the instagram socialite who is not even a socialite but looks like a socialite because she just stars in so many of these instagram shoots..half naked, full naked, tits and ass out, hipster and weird, shit they try to polarize as art, not attention seeking and whoring….

Something that there’s so much of out there that it is hard to navigate…it’s like how many whores are their in the world, I follow 7,500 on instagram alone, and I’d follow a lot more if I was allowed…it’s impossible to keep up with..because everyone, even the people preaching feminism…are doing shoots like this…tits out, ass out…

It’s wild and crazy and it’s here and now..

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2018

06

Mar

Jenny Watwood Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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I have never heard of Jenny Watwood, but she looks 45….and like she’s doing the best she can to get instagram followers by being on Playboy, who have been decided the future of their business is doing nude shoots that you can’t quite post all the nudes of on Instagram, so you post the semi nudes and say “for the actual nudes, check our site, you pervs”…a strategy I should be taking but takes too much work…

I would be more interested in Playboy’s hustle if they were smart enough to use bigger names in the business, rather than these no names, like step up your talent pool…I mean this Watwood chick would likely get naked for anyone in their hotel room, even if they are sexual predators, for free…because she wants them followers…

But she’s naked…and you can almost see vagina…which is a big deal in this world of Playboy not posting up vagina pics…when the vagina is all I care to see in photoshoots.

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2018

06

Mar

Katherine Heigl in a Bikini of the Day

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I think there is scientific research behind how old a woman a woman should be when she is no longer allowed to wear a bikini, but I think that Katerine Heigl has long surpassed that age limit, thanks to being fat in her 20s and 30s, fat that I guess she’s recently lost due to diet, exrcise, starvation because no one likes being fat….and has finally found the confidence to be an empowered fat chick in a bikini, doing some weird dance….in the sunset so that you can’t see how disgusting and sloppy she actually is….

PHOTO MAGIC…that I don’t understand what would compel anyone to post this kind of content about themselves, but it’s happened and it’s here.

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2018

06

Mar

Sofia Richie in Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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Lionel Richie wrote the song “Easy” about his daughter Sofia who may not have been born at the time, but who grew into the lyrics, of being some 18 or 19 year old rich and entitled spoiled cunt, who like all the other spoiled rich kids, wants instagram followers for her Birthday or monthly trust fund, rather than a new pony…or real estate…because that’s what feeds their little shitty egos…

He also wrote “Deep River Woman” about her gaping cunt that at a young age is already so maleable – like a post pregnant woman….

He also probably wants nothing to do with her, because even he finds her annoying, so he just throws money at her barely hot, face injected ass that she’s put into a bikini bottom…

Garbage human..the world is awful.

Here she is celebrating AIDS because we can only hope Scott Disick hooked her up with some of that and that the whole family will collectively

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

06

Mar

Kate Upton’s Fat Tits of the Day

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Kate Upton may be a monster…but when she has her tits in what must be an overly supportive bra…I’m talking engineered by the people at SPACEX…to support these sloppy shits…

She matters, she’s relevant, she’s got all the talent her rich, entitled, brat needs…

Even though the rest of her is broad backed, dumpy and terrifying….

I will never think she deserved the fame she got, because she’s nothing special….but I do understand why these monster tits are celebrated in a world of perverts who love big tits…

Keep em coming fatty…it’s the only thing she’s consistent on.

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2018

06

Mar

Madison Beer Furry Titties of the Day

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Madison Beer should be teaching marketing classes at the local colleges, because Madison Beer gets is….

That’s not to say she’s a genius, or interesting, but you don’t have to be a genius or interesting, but she gets that she’s got big tits and that with those big tits she can get attention from people who otherwise had no idea who she was…

A year ago, no one on the mainstream knew who she was….I mean you perverts, But she was on youtube, big tits on youtube, big on Youtube, underage on Youtube because her mom figured out how to manipulate her tits for the perver..and that alone is magical enough when it grows up only wanting to famewhore like she always have…

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